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May 26, 2009, 08:10 PM
Now, that's ungrantable....

May 26, 2009, 08:32 PM
Well the game is over then ^_^

May 26, 2009, 10:10 PM
That would suck... ok granted.... but you already forgot everything about me.....

I wish for a sunny tomorrow(cloudy days are so gloomy)

Kaiser Will
May 26, 2009, 10:14 PM
Granted, but you won't be able to see the sunny tomorrow.

I wish to sleep more.

May 26, 2009, 11:50 PM
Granted, but you will never wake up.

I wish my pants were tight.

May 26, 2009, 11:59 PM
granted, but it's because you gained 200 pounds....(I thought about the not waking up thing but I considered it too morbid, thanks for posting that lol)

I wish I had a sick pack...

May 27, 2009, 09:35 AM
Granted... õ_o...

I wish you to break it down... your problems

May 27, 2009, 08:08 PM
granted....but it's so boring you put a gun to your head, rather than to hear it all

i wish i had the strongest fart in the world. THATS RIGHT, YOU READ CORRECTLY

May 27, 2009, 08:32 PM
Granted... you will have no ass after that...-_-

I wish to become your favorite Super hero

May 27, 2009, 08:54 PM
Granted, but you will fall to his worst enemy.

I wish delicious food was not bad for my health....

May 27, 2009, 09:08 PM
granted... you will eat Jiló for the rest of your life :XD

I wish you to have a healthy day tomorrow

May 28, 2009, 01:33 AM
Granted... but you won't have one...(are you trying to make me twist my own day???)

I wish to meet a pretty girl(not a dude or a transvestite) tomorrow....

May 28, 2009, 10:23 AM
Granted... ... You pay for one... and you will get it

I wish to stop over thinking my trustful wishes

May 28, 2009, 10:44 AM
Granted... now you will over think grotesque and disgusting wishes for yourself.

I wish for grilled cheese sandwich...

May 28, 2009, 10:54 AM
Granted... I will grill some and you can come by and eat ...

I wish to over think grotesque things :amuse

May 28, 2009, 05:26 PM
granted,but you see a guy naked.:err

I wish your wishes would be easier.

May 28, 2009, 06:13 PM

I wish candy...

May 28, 2009, 07:27 PM
Granted... you will break a tooth and choke on it....

I wish a rainbow milkshake....

May 28, 2009, 07:48 PM
granted, but tomorrow you throw up the rainbow.

I wish a fruitcake.

May 28, 2009, 07:53 PM
granted but tomorrow you will BE a fruitcake...(so that rainbow milkshake had booze in it lol)

I wish to get next weeks shonen jump a week early...

May 29, 2009, 05:01 AM
granted...but strong coffee has been spilled on it, making it unreadable

i wish i was the world's greatest swordsman

May 29, 2009, 06:24 AM
Granted you will swing the sword around you and cut your on hands off

I wish to meet you...

May 29, 2009, 07:07 AM
granted but the price to get here, sets you back $2000

i wish my neighbours would die from a gas explosion so i don't have to put up with their late night partying

May 29, 2009, 07:24 AM
Granted... the explosion will kill you too though :tem

I wish to connect east and west

May 29, 2009, 08:10 AM
granted but it causes the nations of both sides to become a quasi communist/imperialistic hybrid empire thingy that takes over the world

i wish i could teleport

May 29, 2009, 09:03 AM
Granted... you will become a wave and travel at the speed of light :amuse... hmmm ... but you will never go back to be particle again ok ????

I wish to visit my good friend

May 29, 2009, 12:40 PM
granted,but you get in a car accident on the way.

I wish I was famous.

May 29, 2009, 02:35 PM
granted but it will be because you are a notorious criminal....

I wish for a bigger car....

May 29, 2009, 07:44 PM
granted but after a week, you realise you can't afford its weekly massive fuel costs and sell it for less than half of what you paid for it

i wish i was a rich arab sheikh (i'm talkin billiions and gazillions of bucks)

May 30, 2009, 09:02 AM
Granted... but you will drown in oil... ;)

I wish to "have the moves"...

June 03, 2009, 02:21 PM
granted....but you lack the looks....

I wish I had a cake....

June 03, 2009, 02:32 PM
Granted but you will choke

I wish i could see ghosts

June 03, 2009, 02:38 PM
granted but it will be the ONLY thing you can see from now on.....

I wish I had a lava lamp...

June 03, 2009, 02:39 PM
Granted... here it is a C and A and K and... sorry... no E's for you

I wish to stop... look.... think ...

June 03, 2009, 03:30 PM
granted.... but a cake is no good without the e....

I wish you didn't take away letters from my wishes...

June 03, 2009, 04:08 PM
Gran ed ... I w ll no l nge tak le ters fr m you w shes.

I wish to play in the streets

June 03, 2009, 04:24 PM
granted but you will be ran over by an ambulance driven by a drunk....

I wish the evil genie was more evil....

June 03, 2009, 08:00 PM
Not granted :p

I wish you to wish anything... go on DO IT!!!!!

June 03, 2009, 09:45 PM
granted.. I did IT.....

ahhg, the genie did get more evil.... I wish.....

June 04, 2009, 06:34 AM
Whut.... Well granted... but he is... disappointed with your behavior u_u, young one...

The Genie wishes that you grant his wish...

June 04, 2009, 01:00 PM
Granted [gives you a cookie~<3] i know you didn't say it, but you were thinking it^^

i wish i lived in the Bahamas.
Granted [gives you a cookie~<3] i know you didn't say it, but you were thinking it^^

i wish i lived in the Bahamas.

June 04, 2009, 02:12 PM
Granted.... you live i Bahamas for the rest of your life...

I wish the person above me... to stop living in Bahamas :XD

June 04, 2009, 02:14 PM
Granted... but you will experience the full magnitude of his wrath....

I wish for a sunny weekend...

June 04, 2009, 02:18 PM
granted ... go to Bahamas...

I wish KKCK... to reveal his true identity

-Ren Boy-
June 04, 2009, 03:08 PM
Granted but he would be a mean looking person, therefore intimidating you

I wish for Asup to reveal his true identity

June 04, 2009, 03:34 PM
Granted... write Asusp3v4x in google and watch my features ^^

I wish to understand people's feelings

-Ren Boy-
June 04, 2009, 04:23 PM
granted but these feeling will be negative feelings towards you

i wish asusup3x4x didn't name himself after some computer thing :S

June 04, 2009, 04:25 PM
granted ... go to Bahamas...

I wish KKCK... to reveal his true identity

granted... but yet again you forgot everything about me inmediatly....

I wish for a faster computer...
ps:are you a computer chiP?

June 04, 2009, 04:27 PM
Asus p3v4x is a motherboard.

Granted... but it won't last long ^^

I wish I could so something amazing.... NOW!!!!

-Ren Boy-
June 04, 2009, 04:34 PM
Granted but nobody will notice that amazing thing

I wish I were tall

June 04, 2009, 06:03 PM
Granted.... Here take these 30 cm high heals

I wish to work it out my problems...

June 05, 2009, 12:09 AM
granted, but then people just cause more problems.

i wish i had bruce lee's skills.

June 05, 2009, 03:42 PM
granted but you develop the skills togo in a coma and die.XD

I wish Bruce Lee was alive.

June 05, 2009, 06:13 PM
Granted.... weehooo you are the new Bruce lee...

I wish to have a telephonic system that works

June 05, 2009, 09:11 PM
granted but you go deaf.

I wish weehoo would die already [no offence intended :XD]

June 05, 2009, 09:53 PM
Granted... But what if he comes back ???? O_O

I wish Weehoo to come back

June 06, 2009, 10:13 AM
granted...but as a zombie :blink

I wish I had a gun.xD

-Ren Boy-
June 06, 2009, 10:19 AM
Granted but it has no safety and a fool like u are :XD you shoot and kill someone by accident

I wish I had 700 billion pounds

June 06, 2009, 03:03 PM
Granted... c'mon eat up :amuse...

I wish to have 700 billions ... penguins

June 06, 2009, 03:37 PM
granted but then they all glomp you and you get squished xD

i wish for the power :3

-Ren Boy-
June 06, 2009, 03:46 PM
granted, but your weakness is about everything

i wish there were 25 hours in a day

June 06, 2009, 03:59 PM
Granted... Get your clock and push the small pointer back a little

I wish to have a Hoplon

June 07, 2009, 12:52 AM
granted....but since i have no idea what that is, I'll give you a pancake instead :D

i wish it wasn't so dang hot in Texas.

June 07, 2009, 12:48 PM
Granted.... *kicks your ass all the way to North Pole*

I wish you to know that Hoplon is Round Shield... the soldier that Used it is called Hoplite and you have seem this shield in 300 the movie ^^

-Ren Boy-
June 07, 2009, 01:25 PM
Granted, but due to it being 1000 years old it rusts away

I wish Asusp to come back to the hangout thread

June 07, 2009, 01:31 PM
lol :XD... okay...

I wish to DANCE !!!!!!!!!!.... I think I asked that before.... :oh

-Ren Boy-
June 07, 2009, 01:37 PM
Yh but you dance like an Idiot, therefore embarrasing yourself infront of pretty girls :XD and letting the evil genie have all the nice girls

I wish I had Ali G boxset

June 07, 2009, 09:08 PM
Granted ... but you only get ugly girls :XD

I wish to know that... I am a proud lousy dancer... and that I want to dance just like me

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 06:31 AM
Granted...your a bad dancer

I wish I could run like usain bolt

June 08, 2009, 08:25 AM
Granted... but your feet will be backwards ...

I wish you to listen to the sound of... galaxies

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 09:10 AM
Granted, but the galaxy is sucked in a black hole and is dematerializes ontop of your head

I wish Asusp wouldn't do such bad wishes

June 08, 2009, 09:19 AM
Granted ... ¬¬

I wish Renboy to explain what kind of wishes he wants me to make... meanwhile i wish for Ice cream ...

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 09:21 AM
Granted, but due to the hot weather it melts instantly

I wish Asusp makes me a wish

June 08, 2009, 09:23 AM
I wish you Happy Birthday ^_^... granted

I wish you to spend the day making a silly walk

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 09:30 AM
Granted, but that walk because a phenominon to the public, I get millions and everyone starts copying it....nice wish ¬.¬

I wish for a holiday

June 08, 2009, 09:46 AM
granted... but you will silly walk all the way :XD

I wish to play Molotov throw with Renboy

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 09:47 AM
Ungranted, those wishes are not in my catergory :P

I wish for a....................................................mansion

June 08, 2009, 10:12 AM
Granted... it will be flooded with shit ^_^ ... :XD

I wish you to reveal your feeling to me :XD .... :oh

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 10:13 AM
Granted, but there is nothing to reveal

I wish you stop being a donut

June 08, 2009, 10:20 AM
Granted... but FIRST

I wish to explain what you mean by donut ???? o_O

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 10:29 AM
granted it is my short version of the word Doughnut

I wish for a doughnut

June 08, 2009, 10:33 AM
Granted... but it won't be tasty

I wish to be more wise ...

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 10:37 AM
Granted, but you'r too wise and alienate yourself from the world

I wish I was more smoother than I already am

June 08, 2009, 10:42 AM
Well... Granted ... But from now on... you are the Jellyfish

I wish to rise above pain

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 10:45 AM
Granted, but then something so painful occurs taking to back to your original place

i wish I was smoother than a Jelly fish :XD

June 08, 2009, 10:59 AM
Granted... but ... you way too smooth to live with it

I wish that people could wake up from the stupid pitiful dream that they call life...-_-

June 08, 2009, 11:12 AM
granted! but they will wake up in an even more pitiful dream

i wish i would get a tasty donut

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 11:18 AM
granted...what is a donut (i know you mean doughnut but evil genie doesn;t know)

I wish i went to a place called nald's Mcdo

June 08, 2009, 11:28 AM
granted!! but it turns out to be McDonald's :o

(i mean doughnut,but in germany we call it donut^^)

i wish i had the next five naruto chapters

June 08, 2009, 11:52 AM
Granted ... but it will be a Kazenban

I wish to ride a Skibunda :XD

June 08, 2009, 12:05 PM
Granted... but it won't be tasty

I wish to be more wise ...

Granted.... ¨I wish to be more wise¨ is incorrect, you should say ¨I wish to be wiser¨:p.

I wish for cereal and beer...

June 08, 2009, 12:07 PM
(noooo!D: )

granted,but...i don't know what a skibunda is so you will ride a cow

i wish to fly

-Ren Boy-
June 08, 2009, 12:29 PM
but you cant fall to the ground and you keep on rising, until you exit the gravitional field and FLY around

i wish I had a voucher for any shop

June 08, 2009, 12:31 PM
Granted.... ¨I wish to be more wise¨ is incorrect, you should say ¨I wish to be wiser¨:p.

I wish for cereal and beer...


Granted.... O_O... what the heck is... well whatever it is... it is broken :tem

I wish you to ... ROCK MY HEART !!!!!

June 08, 2009, 03:18 PM
granted [throws rock at your chest] you have been rocked :P

I wish for chocolate dipped strawberries :]

June 08, 2009, 03:50 PM
Granted... but the chocolate will be inside :XD

I wish to ... to understand why... why there is THIS feeling ???

*pick a feeling*

June 09, 2009, 09:02 PM
Granted... but you are driven insane....

I wish for a purple sky...

June 10, 2009, 08:29 AM
granted,but...you hate purple to death,so you will never go outside again

i wish i would not have to do homeworks

June 10, 2009, 11:31 AM
Granted ... log in MSN I will nail them for you ^_^

I wish to sing in the rain !!!!.... the evil genie with me

June 10, 2009, 11:43 AM
granted,but...the rain will evaporate,because of the hotness of the evil genie,so...no rain anymore:(

i wish to be allmighty

June 10, 2009, 11:49 AM
granted,but...the rain will evaporate,because of the hotness of the evil genie,so...no rain anymore:(

i wish to be allmighty

Granted, but you will be consumed by your own power and loneliness.

I wish for a smile...

June 10, 2009, 11:52 AM
granted,but...your smile will look like the smile on your avatar

i wish to see the fattest man alive

June 10, 2009, 12:08 PM
the twist is that you actually will see the fattest man alive...(you might go blind)

i wish for a new cuddly pet...

June 10, 2009, 12:13 PM
granted,but...like in every bad movie the cute cuddly pet turns into an ugly monster and eats you

i wish for Asus bein on MSN finally ^^

June 10, 2009, 01:03 PM

I wish to be a great leader... :tem

June 10, 2009, 01:11 PM
granted,but...you'll be such a great leader that there will be jealous pople and they will assasinate you .__.U

i wish to...have the ability to get every girl i likeXD

June 11, 2009, 12:37 PM
Granted..but they will have eight nipples =D

i wish i had excellent eye sight o.0

June 11, 2009, 12:49 PM
granted,but...you will notice that all the people around you are ugly as hell and you'll wish for a bad eyesight

i wish i could turn invisible whenever i want

June 11, 2009, 02:03 PM
Granted ... you can always use the Stealth mode in MH so nobody will noticed you :XD

I wish to have a pony

June 11, 2009, 02:16 PM
Granted,but...all the girls will think your gay :XD

i wish i could read the next naruto chapter NOW(i hate the long wait^^)

June 11, 2009, 02:33 PM
Granted... go to sleep for 36 hours ... :XD

*all girls think that I am gay :mad *

I wish to be a sex symbol

June 11, 2009, 02:37 PM
Granted,but...then all man will think your gay :XD

i wish i would not have school tomorrow

June 11, 2009, 02:40 PM
Granted,but...then all man will think your gay :XD

i wish i would not have school tomorrow

granted.... you will get swine flu....

I wsh life was easier.....

June 11, 2009, 02:42 PM
Granted,but...em............but...it stays hard nevertheless

i wish i would be invincible

June 11, 2009, 02:59 PM
Granted... ... jump from the window to see the effect

I wish to ... speak eloquently

June 11, 2009, 03:09 PM
okay....................................................hey it works!!!

granted,but...you will speek so many eloquant sentences that your eyes start to bleed :blink

i wish to...eat the best donut in the world

June 11, 2009, 03:39 PM
You ain't getting no bite from me :XD

I wish to stop thinking this crazy things :XD

June 11, 2009, 03:45 PM
Granted,but...me is still there to influence you and so you keep thinking those things :XD

i wish my mom would use her own laptop:notrust

June 11, 2009, 03:53 PM
Granted... Steal it YOUNG ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to send googlez a voice message... :tem

June 11, 2009, 03:56 PM
I Won!!:yelling

granted,but...he won't understand you and he can't receive the message,because he's offline now,because he lost too his mom again T_T

i wish for a wish

June 11, 2009, 04:01 PM
Granted ...

I wish that Googlez kun wish for a farm

June 12, 2009, 06:25 AM
granted, he wishes for a farm, he gets it and you now work for him... cleaning the stables :kukuku

I wish my uni exams never existed in the first place

June 12, 2009, 12:00 PM
Granted ... but ... instead of exams ... you will have to clean the stables with me.

I wish to cook an egg

June 14, 2009, 01:13 AM
granted....but u wont get to eat it ...

i wish i could hack anything o.0

June 15, 2009, 12:28 AM
granted, but you go to far and hack into the US government and then they track you down and you're sent to federal prison ;P

I wish my bread wasn't moldy.

June 15, 2009, 09:11 AM
Granted,your bread won't be moldy anymore,....it will be hard,old and it will smell like the ass of a panda

i wish to get the mark "A" in my next exams!

June 15, 2009, 10:57 AM
Granted... you will get a reversed A in your next test

I wish to be free

June 17, 2009, 09:54 AM
Granted, everything you need won't be free. O.o

I wish I could play any musical instrument.

June 17, 2009, 10:09 AM
Granted,but...you will play terribly

i wish to be able to read a book in 1 minute

June 17, 2009, 10:57 AM
Granted, but you won't remember anything.

I wish the evil genie to get 100000000 times more evil.

June 17, 2009, 11:01 AM

i wish to read people's minds

June 17, 2009, 11:49 AM
Granted, but now you are trapped in a horrible mel gibbson movie(aaahhh the horror)...

I wish to have next weeks bleach chapter NOW.

June 17, 2009, 11:55 AM
Granted,but...in this chapter ulquiorra will suddenly appear and kill aizen!:kukuku((i didn't look at the spoilers,don't worry^^...i mean >=( )

i wish to have next weeks naruto chapter NOW!

June 17, 2009, 12:11 PM
Granted,but...in this chapter ulquiorra will suddenly appear and kill aizen!:kukuku((i didn't look at the spoilers,don't worry^^...i mean >=( )

i wish to have next weeks naruto chapter NOW!

Granted.... BUT EVERYTHING IN MY SIGNATURES RANT WILL COME TRUE(muhhaahahahaa):cussing:rant :kukuku :kukuku :kukuku :kukuku

I wish to meet the evil genie

June 17, 2009, 12:20 PM

Granted...you can meet me in my little toe!

i wish to have masashi kishimoto's drawing skills

June 17, 2009, 12:22 PM
Granted, but you will suck at drawing women and you have no creativity for a story.

I wish the guy in my sig would steal everyones cookies.

June 17, 2009, 12:28 PM
Granted,but he will try to steel my cookies and that would mean his death!:kukuku

i wish my Deviant Art to be more popular :P

June 17, 2009, 12:50 PM
Granted, but it won't get good popularity. And you cannot kill mayuri(the guy in my sig, he'll just grind you along with the cookies if you ressist)

I wish for an afternoon nap.

June 17, 2009, 12:57 PM
Granted,but...you will miss the most awesome thing in your life,because you are sleeping.

i wish to get the link of mayuri's deviantart

June 17, 2009, 07:55 PM
Granted.... but there is only pics of cookies there

I wish to be ... a Chef

June 17, 2009, 08:18 PM
Granted, but you will be a pastry chef and the guy in my sig will get all your cookies.

I don't want anything in particular now but I will wish for anything nice someone can give me....

June 18, 2009, 03:54 AM
Granted, you'll receive a beautiful gift box sent by unknown person, but it'll explode in your face when you open it...

I wish I could move instantly by teleportation....

June 18, 2009, 12:04 PM
Granted,but...you can never stop so you will teleport every second from one place to another

i wish to be allmighty

June 18, 2009, 02:43 PM
Granted... but now you are lame because people have wished for that before.

I wish to try every kind, brand and type of beer in the world.

June 18, 2009, 02:49 PM
Granted,but...you will taste a beer that melts you tongue!

i wish to be able to sell my sketches for millions

June 18, 2009, 02:58 PM
granted, but you forgot to get the copyrights, so everyone starts stealing from you and getting more money...

I wish for a better functioning brain

June 18, 2009, 02:59 PM
Granted,but...you will taste a beer that melts you tongue!

i wish to be able to sell my sketches for millions

Granted.. but you will get Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for world peace.

edit: Damn, that guy beat me to it...

June 19, 2009, 06:54 PM
Granted... but some guy beat you to it ^_^...

I wish to be full again

June 20, 2009, 08:10 AM
Granted but you will be very round ....<-- cant think of anything so my answer is lame lol

I wish i had alot of free time..

June 20, 2009, 11:18 AM
Granted, you'll have long long free time with that you'll even beg for something to do...

I wish I could be the best dancer in the world...

June 20, 2009, 12:02 PM
Granted .... but since I am suppose to be evil... I will be your partner :D

I wish to be......... .... okay...=_=....

June 20, 2009, 02:11 PM
Granted, you'll be so ok that you wont want or need or think of something in meaningless way you'll feel empty and commit suicide....

I wish I could talk to ghosts!

(LOL! you my partner! this is something) :D

June 20, 2009, 02:18 PM
granted... but trust me... it won't be a happy talk :XD

*well... I was able to hold out the suicide desire... thank God ^^*

I wish you ... to teach me your dance moves xD

June 20, 2009, 02:52 PM
Granted! I'll teach you all I know ^ ^, but when you realize your mistake and beg for me to let you go you'll find out that we're stuck together...forever...you in my arms....:kukuku

I wish I could speak 10 languages...

June 20, 2009, 03:25 PM
Granted... but only to me muhahhauhauahu...

I wish to to wish me good luck xD... yeah I am going out

Kaiser Will
June 21, 2009, 05:37 PM
Granted, but your luck will never work during your school life or in your love life, thought in game you can make millions.

I wish to work and receive my money for that.

June 21, 2009, 09:54 PM
Granted, but you will work 24 hours a day.

I wish I were a little taller.

Kaiser Will
June 22, 2009, 07:16 PM
Granted, but as well known for everybody you will be the tallest woman in the world and die by an heart attack.

I wish to be more zen.

June 24, 2009, 10:56 AM
Granted.... but now you are incredibly bored....

I wish I had something better to do XD

June 24, 2009, 10:59 AM
Granted,but...for what you will do,you will get in prison!

I wish to have the ability to make Kagebunshin

June 24, 2009, 11:48 AM
Granted, but then I'm gonna steal this ability from you... believe it since , you know, I'm shinobi ^ ^

I wish I could come up with a brilliant idea...

June 24, 2009, 11:50 AM
Granted,but...you won't be able to implement it

i wish i would be the best artist in the world

June 24, 2009, 12:02 PM
Granted, but people will notice and appreciate your art only after you die, too bad... :kukuku

I wish I pick a good manga to read...

June 24, 2009, 12:09 PM
Granted,but...it will never end

i wish to be able to see through clothes

June 24, 2009, 12:20 PM
Granted, but it's going to be only for one time, and I'll make sure you're gonna use it to see through.......my cloths, hehehe....:D

I wish I could sleep peacefully tonight...

June 24, 2009, 12:26 PM
(no problem if you are a girl :p)
Granted,but you won't wake up until a man gives you a looooooooooooooong kiss after 100 years :kukuku

i wish i would know why girls don't like farts

June 24, 2009, 12:33 PM
granted, but you explode for no reason what so ever, probably the gas.

I wish for there to be more tentacle hentai.

June 24, 2009, 12:42 PM
Granted,but...me hates tentacle hentais and eats them

i wish it would rain doughnuts

June 24, 2009, 12:58 PM
Granted, but you will get only the holes.

I wish to have a nice dream next time I sleep.

June 24, 2009, 01:05 PM
Granted,but...i will enter your nice dream and destroy everything:kukuku

i wish my mom wouldn't bother how long i'm in the internet

June 24, 2009, 01:20 PM
Granted, but then your dad (Pappa ^ ^ ) will be 10 times worse than her....

I wish I could spent 1 whole week without fighting someone...

June 24, 2009, 01:25 PM
Granted,but...after one week you will lose to a small kid in front of all of your friends,because you haven't practised for one week!

i wish i could finish my coloring today

June 24, 2009, 09:12 PM
Granted... you have all the time in the world ^_^

I wish you to laugh with me about something there is not there

June 25, 2009, 11:45 AM
Granted, But then you'll never be able to laugh again unless you're with me ^ ^

I wish I could be a good cook...

June 25, 2009, 12:03 PM
Granted,but...you will eat all you cook because it's so delicious and get totally faaat(500 kg):kukuku

i wish i could lick my elbow

June 25, 2009, 02:45 PM
Granted, but your elbow is filthy....

I wish for a brighter day....

June 26, 2009, 08:53 PM
Granted but the guy in your sig will eat your cookies :XD

I wish to be calm... like water

June 26, 2009, 08:56 PM
Granted,but...i wil drink you!:kukuku

i wish i could eat three awesome sandwiches right now!

June 26, 2009, 10:34 PM
:XD.... I am gonna become Googlez's Pee :o

Granted... they are waiting for you right here... in Brazil...

I wish to see Oz

June 27, 2009, 01:56 PM
granted..... here you go

I wish for a 4 day long weekend

June 27, 2009, 02:34 PM
Granted, but then you have a whole month without weekends or days off!

I wish I know a dark secret about someone...

June 27, 2009, 02:45 PM
Granted,but...afterwards you will never speak with this person again!

i wish to know everything about atlantis

June 27, 2009, 03:17 PM
Granted, but you'll sink somewhere deep in the ocean and never come back, hehe ^ ^

I wish I have better handwriting...

June 27, 2009, 03:24 PM
Granted,but...your grammar gets worse

i wish to sleep till friday

June 27, 2009, 04:09 PM
Granted, but you'll stay to the Friday after that without getting any sleep...

I wish the evil genie grant me a wish without playing any evil tricks for once ^ ^ .....

June 27, 2009, 04:13 PM

i wish to watch the best naruto episode on a cinema screen

June 27, 2009, 04:23 PM
Granted, but in the end of the movie...both naruto and sasuke die....:oh
(now I don't know how you like it ^ ^)

I wish I can get rid off this freakin' stomachache I have, pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasee.. :s
ops, I meant episode ^^

June 27, 2009, 04:27 PM
if it's well made i would like it:XD

Granted,but...you will get a terrible headache!

i wish i would get an answer to every question i ask

June 27, 2009, 04:32 PM
Granted, but they will all be wrong...

I wish I had giant flatscreen HD tv.

June 28, 2009, 10:36 AM
Granted, but it'll get busted the moment you turn it on...

I wish I could draw better...

June 28, 2009, 10:40 AM
Granted,but...no one(you included) will be able to see the awesomeness you draw!

i wish the world would be better

June 28, 2009, 11:04 AM
hehe, why thank you Googlez! ^ ^

Granted, but them you discover your living in a fairy tale!

I wish I have a nice journey....

June 28, 2009, 11:07 AM

Granted,but you will never come back!

i wish to be a rubberman(just like ruffy)

June 28, 2009, 01:37 PM
Granted, but you will also be as smart as he is.

I wish someone to thank this post.

June 28, 2009, 01:42 PM
i can live with that:XD

Granted,but...ah whatever i'll thank you post,but it makes the evil genius more evil in the future:kukuku

i want ice cream!

June 28, 2009, 03:19 PM
Granted... but it will be so cold that it will freeze your tongue and insides leading you to a very painful death. Also, there is no evil genious, there is an evil genie. The genie did get more evil though.

I want something sweat.

June 28, 2009, 08:07 PM
Granted... leek somebody ... ... and you will see how sweat and sweaty they are

I wish I could be a stand up comedian :XD

June 28, 2009, 09:06 PM
granted but you are not funny....

I wish for more time.....

ps: It's not leek, it's lick :xp

June 29, 2009, 09:38 AM
Granted,but...you'll die earlier

i wish that the evil genie is an evil genius now!!

June 29, 2009, 10:51 AM
Granted.... RIP evil genie...

I wish the evil genious to try and take over the world.

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 10:53 AM
granted but his attempts are no better than pinky and the brain


June 29, 2009, 10:57 AM
Granted,but...we will welcome you....warm brother:)

i wish i could get the artists title and a gallery on MH NOW

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 11:01 AM
granted but your computer gets rebooted destroying all your work so you can't post that many pictures

I wish i had my chapter reviewer status

June 29, 2009, 11:06 AM
Granted,but...in the moment you get it the universe implodes

i wish to know everything about the universe

June 29, 2009, 11:13 AM
Granted..... but you are incapable of putting the information to good use...

I wish the cookies good luck....

June 29, 2009, 11:17 AM
Granted,but...i allready ate them

i wish to know the sense of life

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 11:20 AM
granted but as you have advance smell, when i fart it is 10 times as bad.

i wish i had my prom in 1 month instead of 1 week :(

June 29, 2009, 11:34 AM
Granted... but anticipation will make you have a mental breakdown.

I wish your sig had yammi in his rightful place next to starrk.

June 29, 2009, 11:36 AM
Granted,but...Yammi sucks nevertheless:kukuku

i wish the guy in your sig would give me all of his cookies

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 11:39 AM
granted but then you have trouble with 6 tail naruto because he wants them back

i wish i had 5000 views on my facebook(remix to your sig)

June 29, 2009, 11:47 AM
Granted,but...it will be only 1 person who stalks you and that's why you have 5ooo page views on it:kukuku

i wish i would know everything about photoshop and how to use it

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 11:48 AM
granted but this is the original photoshop ever released

i wish you would be more specific

June 29, 2009, 11:58 AM

i want an strawberry icecream with small shokoflakes in a big bowle with red color and it should be around -5°C from "Eishenning" this evening on my couch

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 12:02 PM
granted but you have to run an errand so the strawberry icecream with small shokoflakes in a big bowle with red color and it should be around -5°C from "Eishenning" would melt

i wish i can play with time

June 29, 2009, 12:09 PM
Granted... but you will run out of it and have your prom 1 week from today instead of 1 month as you previously wished.

I wish the evil genie to fight the evil genious to the death.

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 12:12 PM
granted but sadly you get caught up in the battle and is hospitalized

i wish i had ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i wishh ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i just wish for more wishes lol

June 29, 2009, 01:00 PM
Granted, you become a greedy person who'll never be satisfied with anything...

I want doughnuts!

June 29, 2009, 01:07 PM
Granted you get them,but i will eat 'em away:kukuku

i wish to stay home till friday

June 29, 2009, 01:13 PM
Granted... nail your hands to the wall ^_^

I wish to dance like MJ

*Oh shit... you are right was lick not leek... :XD... :P*

June 29, 2009, 01:16 PM
Granted,but...you won't have a childhood and be a broken man

i wish to get 1 million page views on my Deviantart today

June 29, 2009, 01:27 PM
Granted, but then you wake up and realize it was a dream....

I want doughnuts!!! I want to EAT them!
(you hear that Googlez! ^ ^)

June 29, 2009, 01:39 PM
Granted,but...they won't taste good:kukuku

i wish i would have more time for my coloring

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 01:44 PM
granted but then your adboe photoshot cs4 trial expires

i wish eduardo had more friends :(

June 29, 2009, 01:46 PM

i wish you would forgive me my kindness eventhough i'm evil

June 29, 2009, 01:48 PM

I wish you forgive not granting your wish!!

-Ren Boy-
June 29, 2009, 01:52 PM

i wish i had a bottle of rum to pour into some of my friends drink making them drunk

June 29, 2009, 01:52 PM
Granted,but...the rest of your life will be painful(my evilness is back:kukuku)

i wish my cornflakes would taste better

June 29, 2009, 02:00 PM
Granted, but I'll have it ( my turn ^ ^)

I wish I had a good dinner...

June 29, 2009, 02:06 PM
Granted,but...i'll eat it away!(my turn again:kukuku)

i wish i could stop bleeding from my mouth,ears and nose

June 29, 2009, 02:15 PM
Granted.... they were stapled so that they would stop bleeding....

I wish I had cookie dough.

June 29, 2009, 02:17 PM
Granted... you get a invisible cookie

I wish to take a shower.... without water =_O

June 29, 2009, 02:23 PM
Granted....acid will rain on you

i wish all that i eat tastes gooood:pleased

June 29, 2009, 02:45 PM
Granted... you will s***... and will taste just like candy :XD... tiem for my pills now =_=

I wish to be acknowledge by my deeds

June 29, 2009, 02:49 PM
Granted:) (damn the evil genius is too kind today)

i wish i would be able to transform to water whenever i like just like suigetsu from naruto

June 29, 2009, 03:00 PM
granted... but everything you think will washed away from your brain :XD

I wish to learn Kung Fu ...

June 29, 2009, 03:03 PM
Granted,but...Chuck Norris will think you try to challenge him so he dicides to erase your existence from this universe with a roundhouse kick!!

i wish my brother would be back from london:(

June 29, 2009, 03:15 PM
Granted, but when he's back you'll be in your way to London!

I wish I watch a good movie...

June 29, 2009, 03:17 PM
Granted,but...it will have the worst ending in movie history

i wish for awesomeness

June 29, 2009, 03:50 PM
Granted,but...no one(you included) will be able to see your awesomeness! :D

I wish I could do something extremely unusual...

June 29, 2009, 03:52 PM
Granted...you wil die looking at the letter "ü"

i wish i would have two more arms

June 29, 2009, 03:52 PM
Granted... now you have 5 arms oO

I wish that I haven't edited this post ¬¬

June 29, 2009, 04:32 PM
Errrhhhh I don't see any edit message on your post so I doubt you actually editte it...

I wish the cookies were even tastier!

June 29, 2009, 05:46 PM
Granted... they are so sweet now ... you cant breath...

I wish you luck... ;)

June 30, 2009, 08:43 AM
Granted, but it's bad luck for kkck. (you are bad)
I wish to have the latest iphone really soon!!

June 30, 2009, 08:49 AM
Granted,but...it will be broken tomorrow allready!:kukuku

i wish it wouldn't be so hot here -____-u

-Ren Boy-
June 30, 2009, 08:50 AM
granted but instead ok having a iPhone, you get a iCrack due to packaging issues

i wish nami spent more time with MHers

Google why you get there first

Granted, but then a violent storm attacks your house

^^^ i already asked for a wish

June 30, 2009, 08:52 AM
(well i'm fast:p)
Granted,but...she will ban you for whatever reason she likes

i wish i would have superspeed!

June 30, 2009, 11:53 AM
Granted... but you will reach lightspeed and die

I wish to walk on sunshine

June 30, 2009, 11:59 AM
Granted,but...it will burn you

i want you to have more cookies

-Ren Boy-
June 30, 2009, 01:36 PM
Granted,but...it will burn you

i want you to have more cookies

Granted, but the cookie man steals them all

I wish I was the best at every aspect of life