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September 14, 2009, 08:44 PM
Granted but it will only be a one page, one word chapter and you will be extremely pissed :p

I wish to know why there is fire around the gun....(DON'T TELL ME SHINOBI!!! JUST GRANT IT AND I'LL LET THE MANGA TELL ME ITSELF!!! :shakefist)

September 14, 2009, 09:26 PM
Grant it.... but the secret will be spoiled before you get to that part(tell him shinobi!:p)

I wish I had it in me to just sit down and read philosophy!

September 14, 2009, 09:44 PM
Granted but now philosophy is all you will read!!! :p

I wish to get great gifts for my birthday!!!

September 15, 2009, 09:04 PM
Granted.... but by your next birthday you will be 108 years old... and yes, you will just skip all the years in between...

September 16, 2009, 08:59 AM
kkck did not make a wish!! :tem In this case I'll go back to the (tell him Shinobi :p ) lolz!! :D

Granted!! I'll tell Arrogance and spoil it for him, but you're gonna be the one to deal with the Hulk wrath lolz!! :kukuku

I wish kkck to post here more often!! :( we miss you lolz :p

September 16, 2009, 02:16 PM
Granted but now he will post very long pharagrahs!!!

I wish I get a very good grade an the essay that's due next week!!

September 18, 2009, 06:51 AM
Granted, and only this time I wont be evil!! :p

I wish I could go back to the gym soon...

September 18, 2009, 02:34 PM
kkck did not make a wish!! :tem In this case I'll go back to the (tell him Shinobi :p ) lolz!! :D

Granted!! I'll tell Arrogance and spoil it for him, but you're gonna be the one to deal with the Hulk wrath lolz!! :kukuku

I wish kkck to post here more often!! :( we miss you lolz :p

Granted(kinda lol)! Been busy with school... all that reading and programming gets to me....

I wish to have the time to post more often....

September 18, 2009, 02:45 PM
Granted,therefore you will skip school,toilet time and the time for your coockies:o

i wish that everyone votes for me here:http://mangahelpers.com/photoplog/index.php?c=455:)

September 18, 2009, 02:57 PM
Granted.. (I justed Voted for you ^_^) but you will have to thank everyone for it name by name!!!

I wish i had the artistic skills like so many of you have :sad

September 18, 2009, 08:00 PM
Granted... but now... Asusp3v4x is the only idiot to do the Bumper stickers art...

I wish to have a great... will :XD... or something like that õ_o

September 19, 2009, 10:07 AM
Granted but in that will you will only get an ostrich farm. :s

I wish I had enough self control to not spend my money like crazy!! :(

September 30, 2009, 01:12 PM
Granted... but now... You are stiff as a rock ^^

I wish I have... 6 arms Ó_ò

September 30, 2009, 02:10 PM
Granted but each one of those arms will have a mind of their own. :kukuku

I wish I can catch up with everyone in all the mangas that I started reading.

September 30, 2009, 05:08 PM
Granted... but when you done... you will feel like reading other mangas... and you will never catch up for real XD

I wish I could focus more...in this... >_>... 8D oh look... *goes away*

October 01, 2009, 12:27 PM
Granted,but...then...you have to come here more often O__o

i wish i could do my homework now and not be lazy^^

October 04, 2009, 09:14 AM
Granted.... errr...how you doing :XD

I wish I could learn Calculus... NOW O_O

October 04, 2009, 03:38 PM
Granted..... but your brain will explode.....

Iwish you would finish the fun forum ranking!

October 04, 2009, 04:43 PM
Granted =_= .... but that means I can't post a lot T_T

I wish to have a talking dog

October 04, 2009, 09:56 PM
Granted =_= .... but that means I can't post a lot T_T

I wish to have a talking dog

Granted... but he will tell you to di the update:tem

I wish my dorm room to be livelier....

October 04, 2009, 09:59 PM
Want me to come by ???

I wish to not stink ^_^

October 05, 2009, 11:49 AM
good,take a bath!:)

i wish for something yummy to eat!

October 05, 2009, 12:00 PM
Granted! You will have a load of COOOOKIES FTW!@#$%^&*&^%$#@

I wish to also have cookies...

October 05, 2009, 12:08 PM
Granted for giving me cookies!:D

i wish my fod could walk to me!

October 06, 2009, 02:13 AM
Granted but now you have to chew twice as much when you eat!

I wish I had the time to catch up on DGM!! =_=

October 06, 2009, 08:52 AM
Granted,but you have to skip school for one day!:o

i wish you the evil genie would comment on my pic:eyeroll

October 06, 2009, 11:12 AM
granted (i did Goo! :XD) but now this evil genie is waiting for the next one! :p

i wish school didnt take so much of my time. :darn

October 06, 2009, 11:39 AM
Granted,but then you would have to use your new time for us in FF:kukuku

i wish my next pic would be good!:)

October 07, 2009, 04:59 PM
Granted, but then people found out you actually plagiarized it but didn't believe it was on accident so you get sued for millions, go broke and die of depression after 21 years of rehabilitation in a fricking institution.

I wish I would become rich, really stinkin' filthy rich.

October 08, 2009, 11:02 AM
Granted, but you will have to share your wealth with ME!!! Half for me and half for you! :p

I wish my research paper goes well and i get a really good grade on it! :XD

October 10, 2009, 08:22 PM
Granted... what was it about again õ-o...

I wish I can have a good night of study o_o

October 11, 2009, 03:37 PM
Granted but the test will be hell.

I wish my vacation would last longer.

October 11, 2009, 04:12 PM
Skip class ^_^ ? but then again... you won't learn a thing XD

I wish I could be even more .... more... more... .... more then now

October 13, 2009, 12:27 PM
Granted..... your weight will increase a pound an hour from now on.....

I wish my philosofy midterm tomorrow was over......

October 18, 2009, 01:59 PM
Granted...>_> where is he <_<

I wish somebody to come out and play with me

October 18, 2009, 04:51 PM
Granted, I will, but I have H1N1 virus.

I wish school will be easy tomorrow.

October 19, 2009, 07:51 AM
Granted,but the homeworks you get in school will be really hard!

i wish i would have enough motivation to finish my coloring:sweatdrop

October 20, 2009, 01:48 AM
granted.... finish coloring or you will get all the H1N viruses from 0 to 1000000.....

I wish my weekly dosage of manga was more interesting.....

October 20, 2009, 01:57 PM
granted,go and start reading Real and other good and weekly manga from my reading list!

i wish i could regenerate everything!!

October 20, 2009, 09:51 PM
granted,go and start reading Real and other good and weekly manga from my reading list!

i wish i could regenerate everything!!

granted... but from now on you will contantly be in situations in which you will need to regenerate stuff. It will also be very painful.

I wish I could chop of your arm just to see it grow back....:kukuku

October 23, 2009, 03:01 PM
Granted but you will lose your sight and never will be able to see the miracle at work

I wish I could find strength to over come my problems

October 23, 2009, 05:31 PM
Granted, but you get addicted to steroids.

I wish today would last forever.

October 23, 2009, 06:09 PM
Granted.... but there will be no tomorrow :XD

I wish I could walk over water

October 23, 2009, 06:15 PM
Granted, but it's frozen water, called ice, everyone can do it.

I win the fun forum was "fun"

October 24, 2009, 02:12 PM
Granted... I am back where is the Soda :XD

I wish to ... cut my hair a bit

October 25, 2009, 08:39 AM
Granted but you missed a spot

I wish I could fall asleep.

October 25, 2009, 08:47 AM
Granted..... but you will sleep for a day ..... and will totally miss something -_-

I wish to brush my teeth :D

October 25, 2009, 08:50 AM
Granted, a tooth falls out while brushing

I wish for some medication.

October 25, 2009, 09:06 AM
Granted... here drink my fallen teeth :D

I wish Austin could find his way to dream world :XD

October 26, 2009, 01:31 PM
Not Granted cuz that would suck! lol (sorry)

I wish for more people to come online dammit!!!

October 26, 2009, 01:52 PM
Granted... lifting the virus ... :p

I wish to know people's dirty secrets :o

October 26, 2009, 01:58 PM
Granted, but you'll be running away for the rest of your life coz people want to kill you for knowing their dark secrets... :amuse

I wish I could cook!!

October 26, 2009, 02:03 PM
Granted! If you reveal your dark secrets hehehehe

I wish I could afford to live in Tokyo lol

October 26, 2009, 02:05 PM
Granted... but now you need to cook

I wish to know how Masters knows tat Shinobi has dark Secrets

October 26, 2009, 02:32 PM
hehehehe Granted - I can read behind the posts and into there minds!

I wish Asusp3v4x will be my guide when i visit Brazil, in the near future!!!

October 26, 2009, 03:03 PM
Granted, but you both get lost in the Amazonas and the native tribes will hunt you.

I wish JinbeiDMaster would be my personal Genie in the bottle :rolleyes:

October 26, 2009, 03:07 PM
*Genie, knowing my dark secrets will make your head explode lolz!! :D *

Granted M, but only for few days before he got free and get revenge to himself lolz!!

I wish Genie would be nice to me and grant me some wishes lolz!! :p

October 26, 2009, 03:11 PM
All the wishes you want... :XD

I wish that my leg stop scratching \o/

October 26, 2009, 03:16 PM
^ all the above on this page granted for a limited time only!

That scratch shall be turned into a massive rash !!!! :XD

I wish i received a free airline ticket to anywhere in the world (plus the return ticket as well)

October 26, 2009, 03:34 PM
Granted... but no planes for ya :kuku

I wish to know where you want to go Master

October 26, 2009, 03:36 PM
Granted lol somewhere new and different with loads of chicks!!!!!

I wish to know what you guys prefer Genie or Master? or both?

October 26, 2009, 04:08 PM
Genie looks good ^^

I wish that Master can get his chick...ens... and have diner soon

October 26, 2009, 04:12 PM
lol actually i will be having late dinner soon so ill b back soon........

October 26, 2009, 05:08 PM
:o what an evil genie :XD

I wish the Genie to be back ^_^

October 26, 2009, 05:18 PM
lol im back in this b*tch!!!! :XD :spaz

October 26, 2009, 05:44 PM
I wish the genie to grant his own wish :XD

October 26, 2009, 05:48 PM
lol ^ Granted Hi everyone!

I wish for this week's OP chapter to come quicker!!!

October 26, 2009, 05:52 PM
Granted, but someone made a terrible mistake... and there are no translations just scans

I wish for ... some ... tooth paste =_=

October 27, 2009, 02:11 PM
Granted.... but by the time you get it you won't need it anymore(RIP asusp teeth)

I wish it wasn't raining today....

October 27, 2009, 03:03 PM
Granted... but the rain will go away for three and a half years from now...

I wish for two new chapters of OP a week.

October 27, 2009, 04:54 PM
KKCK :whoo you are back :D

Granted... but the story would end too soon making you insane

I wish that the other members were here T_T

October 27, 2009, 05:59 PM
Granted! But ur not lol here right now

I wish more females were online!! hehehehe

October 27, 2009, 06:44 PM
Granted... but they won't post a thing :XD

I wish to know where totinona is ^_^ ... err.... or where the bigfoot is :XD

October 27, 2009, 07:13 PM
Granted..... bigfoot will give you a visit and do something nasty....

I wish I didn't have in-class midterms

Granted... but the rain will go away for three and a half years from now...

I wish for two new chapters of OP a week.

Fail, it's still raining.....

October 27, 2009, 07:16 PM
Granted ... from now on they are out-class mid term tests :D

*hey kkck... so you have been missing man :XD*

I wish kkck to tell us why he is not around as often :D

October 27, 2009, 08:49 PM
Granted, kkck will reveal that when the times is right

I wish more females were online more often! :hearts

October 28, 2009, 11:58 AM
granted... but they won't respond to your posts

**It's a combination of a number of things.... between classes, random paperwork, new video games and a couple other activities I don't really find time for this section of the forum. Also I used to post a lot because of summer vacation....**

I wish days and nights were twice as long(so I have time to post here)

October 28, 2009, 05:47 PM
false, cuz u scarred all the female's and now they're offline!

they love Jin! The Genie! The M! the Master! :XD

I wish i didn't have work today :XD

October 28, 2009, 06:34 PM
granted... you got fired(hope not though, careful with the evil genie)....

I wish this week was over....

October 28, 2009, 06:38 PM
Granted, only a few more days left LOL :XD

I wish I could afford a vacation

October 29, 2009, 11:16 PM
granted but it is a one way vacation to Iraq

I wish to always be clean.

October 29, 2009, 11:19 PM
Granted, but you'll be forced to live in a plastic bubble for the rest of your days.

I wish I could be smarter.

October 29, 2009, 11:23 PM
granted, but everybody else is too stupid and you never will have an interesting conversation with anyone again.

I wish to be a strawhats.

October 29, 2009, 11:28 PM
Granted, but now you'll have to spend the rest of your days sitting on top of agreasy haired man's head.

I wish I could be a dude :blink.

October 29, 2009, 11:33 PM
granted, now you have hairy and smelly armpits

I wish to be your favorite pet.

October 29, 2009, 11:35 PM
Granted, but now you'll have to be my eternal slave and suffer my compulsive need to strangle all my pets with my hugs :wtf

I wish I could have machine guns coming out of my butt.

October 29, 2009, 11:37 PM
granted, sigh.. you gonna be loveless since guys won't like that lol

I wish for your happiness :p

October 29, 2009, 11:42 PM
Granted, but you're going to have to find an infinite amount of food for me to ingest :blink

I wish for a harem >.> (no not for that, so I can use them as super soldiers)

October 30, 2009, 05:06 PM
granted... you will get tons and tons of cute girls:tem:whoo:nosebleed.....

I wish to forget this week.....

October 30, 2009, 08:53 PM
Granted, its nearly over lol!

I wish for what Forever_Melody (EvaMel) wished for but x100 :XD:hearts and they're all over me :hearts

October 31, 2009, 12:38 AM
Granted, its nearly over lol!

I wish for what Forever_Melody (EvaMel) wished for but x100 :XD:hearts and they're all over me :hearts

granted... you will an unmeasurable amount of guys coming at you........ have fun:s

I wish I could go back in time this week and do it all over(but this time right).........................

October 31, 2009, 12:54 AM
Granted! You went back in time, to the beginning of this week. But something went wrong and you lived the same day for as long as you live.

I wish I'm_Akiyama would finally realize that his plan to dominate the world won't ever happen.

October 31, 2009, 10:55 AM
Granted, but instead my plan of world domination will happen muahahahahahhaa

I wish whoever freed the darn evil genie would put it back into its bottle.

October 31, 2009, 11:36 AM
Granted, but instead my plan of world domination will happen muahahahahahhaa

I wish whoever freed the darn evil genie would put it back into its bottle.

Granted.... but the evil genie will put the entire universe into his bottle which will mean there is no difference(wonder where the bottle would be at lol).

I wish to know what melody's plan for world domination are

October 31, 2009, 01:47 PM
Granted, once EvaMel's plans have taken shape! :p

granted... you will an unmeasurable amount of guys coming at you........ have fun:s

I wish I could go back in time this week and do it all over(but this time right).........................

:facepalm Erm...i meant a harem with females! Not with dudes! *puking*

October 31, 2009, 03:15 PM
It's suppose to be an evil genie, there always is a twist..... you should have notice that when melody asked for a harem she got girls even though melody is a girl.... and anyways, you forget to make a wish....

October 31, 2009, 04:13 PM
Honestly a harem of girls is fine with me. *thinks hot girl on girl action*


Girls > Guys at world domination anyways my super soldier army will work muahahahaha

Ok well I wish to have tasty candy for Halloween and not choke on them.

October 31, 2009, 04:51 PM
*thinks hot girl on girl action*


**Realization I don't have a chance a chance with a girl(or a harem of them) which is into girls**


Granted.... but it will go straight to your thighs.

I wish my "compueter's eye plan" would work and everything becomes one with me.
Infinite Sharingan Jutsu!







October 31, 2009, 04:53 PM
Granted, but everything goes to your thighs then :XD:XD:XD

I wish kkck would be my friend :wtf

October 31, 2009, 05:08 PM
**stuck in chair... thighs too large**(remarkable thing is my chair has no armrest):mad

Granted... but you get more than what you bargained for;)

I wish thw world becomes a little larger so that I can move around more easily with my huuge thighs.

October 31, 2009, 05:28 PM
Granted, but since you're part of the world, you get larger as well :p

I wish I wasn't hungry anymore >.>

October 31, 2009, 05:32 PM
Granted, in the next life! (if you believe in one and if you actually get one and if you actually make it and if that actually happens when we come to an end lool)

I wish that racism didnt exist! its a hard life...

October 31, 2009, 05:53 PM
Granted, but now sexism is the new "cool"

I wish kids in Africa had food to eat.

October 31, 2009, 06:01 PM
Granted, one day ill aid those people, i wont be able to help all but i will still do everything i can! Once im done with education!

I wish that my next girlfriend will buy me a new comp!

October 31, 2009, 07:08 PM
Granted, one day ill aid those people, i wont be able to help all but i will still do everything i can! Once im done with education!

I wish that my next girlfriend will buy me a new comp!

Granted.... but it will be a while until your next girlfriend because your guy harem will make things awkward.....

I wish I had someone to smoke a cigar with(already got the cigar, just don't like smoking alone)

October 31, 2009, 07:14 PM
Granted, but that someone will be a doll! :XD

hey thats harsh kkck!!! Stop bringing the guy harem back loool

I wish kkck stops smoking by himself hehehe

October 31, 2009, 07:18 PM
granted.... I have never smoked by myself(haven't even given it much thought, don't give me ideas lol).....

I wish to steal melody's girl harem...

October 31, 2009, 07:29 PM
Granted, you can have them...once im finished with them...:XD

I wish Bleach picks...

October 31, 2009, 07:33 PM
**not sure whether your guy harem will allow you to do anything with melody's girl harem......**

granted....go to onemanga or manga hut....

I wish I didn't need food right now(way too lazy to go get something to eat)....

October 31, 2009, 08:52 PM
Granted, you can starve for the time being!

I wish for some more memory on my comp lol

October 31, 2009, 10:19 PM
Granted... but that crap just don't work ><

I wish ... To know... your secret... o_o yeah youuuu that pretends to be something you are not

October 31, 2009, 10:22 PM
Who da f*ck is that 2? LOL *I am whatever u say i am, if i wasnt then y would i sayi am loool :XD*

Well, Granted you will soon find out all your enemies darkest secrets hehehe! :XD

I wish I could visit Brazil sooner then i have planned.. :XD

October 31, 2009, 10:25 PM
Granted n_n ... but you will have to face the Harem dude thing :XD before the women harem :XD

*Oh by the way ... no no.. is not you man relax and no it is Not Xadyu ^_^ hahah and it is not kkck.... o_o*

I wish jin to be happy

October 31, 2009, 10:28 PM
Granted, even tho he already is! No worries man WaxBanner im cool so chill loool!

Damn it, i knew WaxBanner would re-visit that little harem-issue LOOOL :XD

I wish WaxBanner all the best for his future exams and results! :XD

October 31, 2009, 10:30 PM
Granted... but all his teachers will hate him :XD... :oh they already do... wish granted

I wish a happy night for the ...stars... in the skies 0_o

November 01, 2009, 11:54 AM
Granted lol If WaxBanner's teachers are good to him!

I wish I could smoke a fat blunt ryt now while listening to Snoop Dogg - Lets Get Blown!

November 01, 2009, 02:43 PM
Granted but you won't be black -_- and the girls will think you are to fly for a white guy

I wish to be just like my favorite hero... Conan... okay he is not my favorite :XD

November 01, 2009, 02:47 PM
Granted, you look like a complete d*ck now LOL

*i aint white, im light brown* *i love all girls no matter the colour*

I wish for a Jin & WaxBanner TAKEOVER to occur on MH!! LOOOL

November 01, 2009, 03:40 PM
Granted, but I'm with you lolz!! :lmao

I wish you don't mind!! :amuse

November 01, 2009, 03:41 PM
Granted, it wouldnt be the same without u ObiSlayer!! hehehe

I wish something amazing happens soon..

November 01, 2009, 04:36 PM
Granted,you will piss your pants!

i wish i would have no school tomorrow T__T

November 01, 2009, 08:03 PM
Granted, but u still have to go to school!!!!!! hahahaha

I wish I could go back and rejoin my old Athletics club..

November 01, 2009, 10:22 PM
Granted, but it'll be during a reunion after you all reach your 90s >.>

I wish I could be taller.

November 01, 2009, 10:55 PM
Granted, in a decades time!

I wish i didnt have boring assignments to complete during my week off from uni

November 02, 2009, 12:03 AM
granted.... your guy harem will do your homework for you.....

I wish the fairy tail anime to improve drastically.

November 02, 2009, 12:06 AM
*LOOOL nooooo kkck stop bringing that old sh*t bak, i meant a female harem lool*

Granted, when the time is right for it to improve drastically!!!

I wish for Kkck to move on from that stupid harem incident!

November 02, 2009, 01:44 AM
granted but.... you won't move on from it.... it'll haunt you forever!

I wish I had something better to do this late at night

November 02, 2009, 11:36 AM
Not granted, becoz u didnt do correctly grant my wish!

I wish I could sleep more ryt now

November 02, 2009, 03:25 PM
**I did grant your wish correctly. You asked that I move on from that wish of yours and I did. Thing is, you will be forever unable to move on yourself. It will haunt you forever**

granted.... but you will have a dream about whatever is currently hunting you(**Dunno what it can be though:p)

I wish wishing wasn't so redundant....

November 02, 2009, 04:33 PM
Granted, but now it's boring and filled with adds.

I wish I didn't have to cook supper tonight.

November 02, 2009, 04:35 PM
Granted, if only i was there - i could cook u something real rela special!!! *i like cooking no lie not all the time tho*

I wish I was able to eat this last piece of pizza..

November 02, 2009, 07:56 PM
granted.... but you are with a bunch of hungry people and there is only ONE slice to begin with. Not to mention they all watch you eat(bite by bite)

I wish I had a functional PS(doesn't matter if it is 1,2, or 3)

November 03, 2009, 07:49 PM
Granted, but u have no games to play with it!

I wish I had enough space in my room 4 a drumkit!

November 03, 2009, 08:51 PM
Granted, but u have no games to play with it!

I wish I had enough space in my room 4 a drumkit!

**MUHAHAHAHAHA, I already have the games... just not the PS....(don't ask how that happened)**

Granted but it will be a extremely tiny drumkit..... it will fit on the palm of your hand

I wish I had a second beer.... and a cookie

November 03, 2009, 09:03 PM
Granted... but now you must stay as my buddy :XD forevarrrrr :XD

I wish to know where totinona is ahah I miss her a bit

November 03, 2009, 09:38 PM
Granted, totinana is actually one with your conscious lool :XD

I wish for someone to donate generously to a gd cause..lol..i wonder what tho..

November 03, 2009, 10:27 PM
Granted.... but it will be with money from whatver acount you own....

I wish I had someone to clean my dorm(I just cleaned my less than sanitary shower which I share with 3 people and could really also use a cookie[more like a million{I see nasty stuff...}")

November 03, 2009, 11:06 PM
Granted, but they'll charge you in both cookies and BLOOD!! :blink

I wish I had an angel... for one moment of love....

November 03, 2009, 11:13 PM
granted.... no evil twist should come with love... but why just a moment? or are you just giving yourself an evil twist lol?

**We might actually have a problem if you want to take my cookies though**

I wish to forget the nasty stuff I saw while cleaning my dorms shower
**shivers and cold swear**

November 03, 2009, 11:21 PM
LOOOL Granted kkck-kun, with no side-effects!!!! :XD

I wish this stupid essay of mine just vanishes out of my site with no consequences lol

November 03, 2009, 11:42 PM
Granted.... nothing bad will happen when it vanishes but you will have to write it again or fair the class...

I wish exams weren't so close....

November 03, 2009, 11:43 PM
Granted, but now they've been replaced with multiple pop quizzes(which count for more)! :tem

*btw kkck, those are the lyrics to a song lol*
* and yes, I'm stelaing your cookies :ninja*

I wish I may... I wish I might... I wish I had a fish tonight...

November 03, 2009, 11:46 PM
Granted, for your cats tho! Mimi-EvaMel deserves better then just a fish! lol

I wish for this week to go well for me..

November 03, 2009, 11:55 PM
Granted... yet you will learn how subjective the term "well" can be....

I wish I had the answers.....

November 04, 2009, 12:02 AM
Granted, but you have the answers to all of life's creepy questions like "what happens when a man tries to get pregnant" O.o

I wish to see the end of the universe(preferably while eating a good meal) :tem

*those who catch that reference get a cookie*

November 04, 2009, 12:25 AM
Granted... but first you will have to figure out from where to watch it since for you to watch the end of the universe you would have to be outside the universe.(are you talking about that old Schwarzenegger movie?)

I wish I had a car....

November 05, 2009, 05:15 PM
Granted *hands him a hotwheels* ^_^

I wish to end world hunger

*actually I was talking about the book "The Restaurant at the End of th Universe" in The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy series*

November 05, 2009, 06:40 PM
**That was my second choice but the old Schwarzenegger film seemed to made more sense since there actually was a pregnant man lol. Guess I just caught the wrong reference lol**

Granted.... but now you are a miss universe cliche....

I wish my new hotwheels was big enough for me to fit in and had a functional engine.....

November 05, 2009, 06:47 PM
Granted but now it's not yours anymore >.>

I wish I could sprout wings on my back and fly.

November 05, 2009, 07:15 PM
granted.... but sprout cricket wings....

I wish for some delicious food....

November 05, 2009, 07:20 PM
Granted, with no side effects

I wish I didn't have chinese take out 2day

November 05, 2009, 07:30 PM
Granted, instead you had Chinese food at the restaurant.

I wish I could say goodbye.

November 05, 2009, 07:37 PM
granted.... but it will last FOREVER:kukuku:kukuku:kukuku:kukuku:kukuku:kukuku

I wish I wasn't in a situation where I am compelled to eat dessert before dinner....

November 05, 2009, 10:46 PM
Granted, but you're in a situation where you don't eat at all :D

I wish I didn't have to shower to be clean

November 05, 2009, 10:59 PM
granted, but now you are dirty in an entirely different context:eyeroll

I wish I already finished my homework....

November 05, 2009, 11:02 PM
Granted, now here's next week's homework.

I wish I was clean again -_-;

November 05, 2009, 11:04 PM
granted.... can't really think of a twist at the moment...:blink

I wish next weeks homework wasn't this hard....:huh

November 05, 2009, 11:07 PM
Granted, now it's easy...because you to reverted to first grade....

I wish I had homework.

November 05, 2009, 11:32 PM
**don't we all**
granted... but you will get some more tomorrow

I wish for a warm homemade cinnamon roll with chocolate on top:xp:xp:nuts:nuts

November 06, 2009, 01:00 AM
Granted, but you'll receive it with someones salivia already all over it! hahaha

I wish for more space in my room

November 06, 2009, 01:11 AM
granted.... you will become very tiny.....

I wish to watch the family guy...

November 06, 2009, 11:54 AM
Granted *makes her uncle Earl appear to do his fabled swine call for kkck to observe* :D

I wish life wasn't just a string of random events jumbled up together.

November 06, 2009, 12:50 PM
**Eeerrrhhh, huh?

granted.... but now there is no free will

I wish food would just come to me when I want it...

November 06, 2009, 01:44 PM
*my uncle Earl is a "family guy" after all isn't he? :D*

Granted but now the food comes to kill you! O_O

I wish there was no such thing as coincidences... >.>

November 06, 2009, 02:16 PM
**I really wouldn't know lol.... **
**Being killed by food is somewhat cliche rlol**

granted... it's all about statistics and probability now...

I wish time itself would advance at whatever pace I choose

November 06, 2009, 06:01 PM
Granted, but now time doesn't follow a linear flow, but an exponential decay! :tem

I wish there was snow

November 06, 2009, 09:26 PM
Granted, snow will come your way when Jin decides its time to make play with snow!

*Shouldn't it be snowing in Canada at this time of the year?*

I wish I didn't have to go into work later..

November 07, 2009, 04:10 AM
granted.... you won't "go" to work... you will just be there when it's time...

I wish I had something better to do at 4 am lol

November 07, 2009, 11:06 AM
Granted, it's now 11am :tem

I wish my muscles weren't so sore from practice >.>

*btw Jinbei, it snows around the end of the month here*

November 07, 2009, 02:47 PM
granted... you now have absurdly muscular arms which don't get soar from practice.(whether there is a twist or not would be incredibly subjective though)

I wish I had woken up 6 hours earlier....

November 07, 2009, 03:26 PM
Granted, kkck!! but nothing special happens, actually it's even worse!! :amuse

I wish I would have a crazy week!!

November 07, 2009, 03:51 PM
Granted... I will be mailing myself and some cocaine ^^ you your house

I wish I had a bit more of time today ^^...

November 07, 2009, 04:03 PM
Granted!! we'll spend it.........together lolz!! :p

I wish I would get better soon!!

November 07, 2009, 04:25 PM
Granted, you can either take the red pill or the blue pill, no other options!! LOL its up to fate whether you get better after you take one of the pills LOL :XD

*I hope u get better soon though ObiSlayer :hi5*

I wish I could go one on one with my shitty manager in a real-life street fighter match up!!! :box

November 07, 2009, 05:02 PM
granted.... but he turns out to be a Brazilian jujitsu black belk and an aikido black belk along with decent kickboxing

I wish to see the fight between jimbei and his manager

November 07, 2009, 05:11 PM
Granted, but no one knows when it'll happen...

*:oh . . . kkck wants to see Jin brutalized :s and beaten to half death :eek:?*

:facepalm *muhahaha that will never happen* :kukuku

I wish I had more energy to go to the kitchen lol...

November 07, 2009, 05:40 PM
**Of course it won't.... you won't ever get the courage to fight him :kukuku

Granted.....but once there you will find out your bully manager ate all of your food

I wish my homework would write itself

November 08, 2009, 02:18 PM
Granted... your hand will come to life and do it for you ^^

I wish to have a AC right now ^^

November 08, 2009, 05:49 PM
**So my hand wasn't alive before?**

granted.... but now you won't get cookies....

I wish my now living hand wouldn't be so disagreeable over stuff....

November 09, 2009, 06:23 PM
Granted...now your hands agrees with everything... except cookies...

I wish to ... to be even more of a nice guy to the people around me :XD

*yeah ... I am a nice guy ... ^^...plzzzzz*

November 09, 2009, 08:53 PM
Granted.... from now on you will NEVER take do anything to take the cookies away from me(even in a wish). Bad things might happen if you take my cookies....
I wish I could read and understand books 1000 times faster.

November 10, 2009, 03:28 PM
Granted ... focus less on the cookies :XD

I wish that .... I could burn fat 1000 times faster

November 10, 2009, 05:47 PM
granted..... you will lose 99.9% of your current mass next time you exercise.... and you will still be fat...

I wish cookies could grant wished without evil twists.

November 10, 2009, 06:01 PM
Granted... but from now on you must fight for every cookie you will get

I wish that Shooter games were actually worth re-playing

November 10, 2009, 06:08 PM
Granted,but they will have less shooting and more story

i wish i would finally start reading some manga i wanted to read

November 10, 2009, 07:02 PM
Granted ask your slaves to do your homework :XD

*By the way... I trade story to gunfight in these shitty games any day*

I wish that googlez reveals what manga he wants to read

November 10, 2009, 07:56 PM
Granted, but he'll do so somewhere where you can't hear or see him lol :p

I wish Ed would talk to me again >.>

November 10, 2009, 09:43 PM
granted.... but he will talk to you in a language you can't understand and you can't use google translations....

I wish the rain hadn't been so bad today

November 10, 2009, 09:57 PM
Granted, now you have hail

I wish chicken had teeth(and I don't care if they munch me :XD)

November 10, 2009, 10:21 PM
granted... they will munch you in your sleep, chew of your shoes and boots, and will threaten to eat you next time you eat chicken(payback lol).

**yay, it's hailing lol, time for a hailball fight**

I wish hail balls weren't so painful:blink:darn

November 10, 2009, 10:23 PM
Granted, now they're lethal :tem

I wish potatoes didn't grow back into plants when you planted only half of them into the ground.

November 10, 2009, 11:20 PM
**sweet painless death now lol**

granted... but potatoes go extinct and everyone knows it was because of your wish....

I wish to know....

November 11, 2009, 10:07 AM
Granted ... but now you will forget all else

I wish To understand why people sometimes get mad at other people for no reason =O

*Errr Emilie... what do you want to talk them ^_^ hehhe... well ... of course I can talk to you again hhahha... *

November 11, 2009, 12:18 PM
Granted, but now they're all mad at you for knowing that >.>

I wish tomatoes weren't a fruit :p

*Ed, idk I haven't talked to you in forever sooo lol*

November 11, 2009, 12:56 PM
o_O... Granted... now they are known as vegetables O_o

I wish to accomplish my plans at least once T_T...

*well pick a subject ^_^...hahha and still you have my MSN you can always call me there...*

November 11, 2009, 01:31 PM
granted... but all your glory will be stolen even though you did all the work

I wish to start working on my paper which is due in a few hours

*he asus, when did you become a celebrity lol**

November 11, 2009, 01:54 PM

I wish to ... start my essay that is due to tomorrow =_=

*Was a few months ago ^^ hheheh... a bit before I stopped posting anywhere outside FF*

November 11, 2009, 02:00 PM
granted.. right back at you..... **whip sounds and asusp blood in the walls** I guess the slashing is going both ways now...

I wish this paper was shorter(even though it is entirely subjective and 4 pages lol)

November 11, 2009, 04:42 PM
granted... no more slashing =_= will be applied and the paper will be 1 line shorter

I wish that computers were more stable

November 11, 2009, 06:32 PM
True, Vista pee's me off too often!!!

I wish I could afford a new comp lol...

November 11, 2009, 06:43 PM
**Finished my paper with time to spare, the slashing and redbull shots worked**

Granted.... but it will dominate every aspect of your life....

I wish I could get my USA drivers license tomorrow

November 11, 2009, 06:56 PM
Granted, but tomorrow all vehicles get banned and now we need a license to fly! :D

I wish Chuck Norris wasn't so 1337.

November 11, 2009, 08:05 PM
granted... now he is much like a Haxors

I wish to ...know your secrets

November 12, 2009, 10:39 PM
Granted.... but now melody is angry at you for finding out about THAT.....

I wish to have a good night sleep(it invariably takes me an hour to fall sleep, even if I did not sleep the night before)

November 14, 2009, 01:23 PM
Granted... I will sing you a Lullaby :XD

I wish to know ... how you doing kkck ???

November 14, 2009, 02:21 PM
granted..... between school life, social life, studying and whatnot I am actually quite stressed actually lol. Solving each situation one step at a time though so it's all good.

I wish time would move half as fast from now on(while my perception of it remains the same)(I could get 16 hours of sleep a day!).

November 14, 2009, 02:25 PM
Granted ... but all people will envy your time perception powers and you will look over your shoulder :XD

I wish that kkck could get his problems solved muuuhahaah

November 14, 2009, 02:57 PM
granted..... but now I'm bored(only I would give myself such a twist lol)

I wish to go get some food

November 15, 2009, 03:34 AM
Granted, but you have been tied and glued to a chair infront of a large table full of delicious food and you can only watch as everybody else tucks in! hahaha lol

I wish for a new keyboard for my computer..

November 16, 2009, 12:08 AM
granted.... but something bad will happen...(too lazy and tired to think of something, reading neitzsche is a pain lol)

I wish I wasn't so behind in my readings since exams are right on the corner

November 16, 2009, 10:40 PM
Granted... I wish all kkck problems are solved :XD

I wish to go back to my dreams

November 17, 2009, 12:14 AM
granted.... I start a big ass succesful company, get married to a beautiful SMART woman, get a bunch of kids, finish my degree, a masters and a PHD followed by a few honoris causa for whatever good thing I did and then happily go to heaven.
:worship2 :clap :clap2 : whoo :whoo :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance :dance: dance :dance :dance :dance
but.... you still have your own problems.

I wish...... dunno, technically I have no problems.... oh, I wish that does not change

November 17, 2009, 12:28 AM
Granted... but you must then solve my problems XD

I wish that... my body could rest without sleep

November 17, 2009, 12:31 AM
granted.... but your mind does not get any rest and you go insane within a few days....
**I tried to solve your problems but you just make it very hard**

I wish the DMV actually made sense. Seriously, I am trying to get my license and it is impossible(as an international student in the US it is actually quite hard....)

November 21, 2009, 11:39 PM
Granted, the DMV makes sense but you're just too dumb to understand.

I wish for immortality but look my current age, and world domination.

November 21, 2009, 11:57 PM
Granted.... but due to the responsibility of ruling the world and the work involved in that you get utterly bored of life in 20 years without a chance of things ever changing. Good luck with that lol.

I wish I had some cookies.... haven't had any in a while...

November 22, 2009, 12:31 AM
Granted, but when you eat it, you discover that it's a cockroach cookie.

I wish for a bloody moon.

November 22, 2009, 01:27 AM
**Checks cookies for roaches***
**All good, not insects on cookies**
Granted.... but it is your blood....

I wish to have good grades on my finals

November 22, 2009, 10:27 AM
Granted, but they won't mean anything because those were mock finals! :p

I wish for...a...new...spoon..lol

November 22, 2009, 09:38 PM
Granted, but that spoon has been shoved up someone's dirty butt.

I wish for Santa to die.

November 23, 2009, 12:01 AM
Granted.... but the grinch swears to find and kill you because you stole his thunder(and he eventually does find you)

I wish to finally try deer(as in food).

November 24, 2009, 03:27 PM
Granted, but then deer will try you after that!

I wish next semester is easier than this one.

November 25, 2009, 04:19 PM
Granted,but it will be for me:kukuku

i wish i could somehow manage to work on my presentation now .__.

November 27, 2009, 01:15 AM
Granted, but when you present it, you get an F

I wish for the death of Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen)

November 28, 2009, 07:56 PM
Granted,but i get Kristen Stewart;)

i wish there would be even more cute girls on this world!

November 28, 2009, 09:38 PM
Granted, but those cute girls were 6o year olds who all got major plastic surgeries.

I wish that people would realize that God is not real.

November 30, 2009, 03:47 AM
granted(not comfortable granting this though).... but people will start mass suicides due to realizing life is inherently meaningless and pointless.

I wish I could get to work.

November 30, 2009, 10:32 AM
Granted, but your boss decides to fire you that day.

I wish for lots of candy.

December 01, 2009, 10:39 AM
Granted,but it will make you fatter than this woman:http://www.mytopclip.com/uploads/thumbs/qi08q47ai2v3q5tybat0.jpg

i wish for a world where noone looks older than 30!

December 01, 2009, 12:00 PM
Granted.... but old folks with money who look no older than 30 take all the girls for themselves! How could young broke, inexperience people compete with experienced old people with money who also look young?

I wish the day to be the 19th of december. That is my judgement day, I will either live or die that day lol.

December 01, 2009, 08:59 PM
Granted, but that is also the day that Armageddon will occur.

I wish for an assassin life.

December 01, 2009, 11:04 PM
Granted, but that is also the day that Armageddon will occur.

I wish for an assassin life.

Granted..... but you get caught before the first assassination. On top of that you go to jail for life(they won't grant you the easy way out by killing you) and the rumor that you are a child molester breaks out in the jail you are at.

I wish I could figure out a way to eat healthier food.

December 02, 2009, 10:16 PM
Granted, but you start getting bored of healthy food and start eating junk food.

I wish for lots of money.

December 03, 2009, 12:46 AM
Granted, but you start getting bored of healthy food and start eating junk food.

I wish for lots of money.

granted... but you will literally choke on it

I wish shinobi to grant more wishes in this table

**Where are you shinobi?**

December 18, 2009, 06:03 AM
Granted, ObiSlayer decides to bring forth more tables but no more wishes.

I wish for a SUUPPPPEEERRR christmas for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 19, 2009, 09:28 AM
granted.... but we all get squashed by a significant amount of gifts

I wish saturday would be over(I am travelling which is not very appealing right now lol)

December 19, 2009, 03:22 PM
Granted,wait some hours and it will be sunday \o/

i want my farts to smell like bananas

December 19, 2009, 03:59 PM
:err....Googz-kun are you alright? :XD

Granted, your farts smell more like dead pigeons though. :XD

I wish for it to snow more here in the UK damn it :shakefist

December 19, 2009, 04:29 PM
Granted,have some of our snow and coolness >_>

i want to have a house-pig :XD

December 20, 2009, 03:37 AM
granted..... a giant carnivore pig will break into your house and eat you. You will never escape his insides but will receive a healthy amount of eaten critters every day.

I am home! I wish I had longer breaks!

December 20, 2009, 08:34 AM
Granted, but in return, breaks will be shortened to one week. :crying

I wish everyone a very happy New Year!

December 20, 2009, 02:07 PM

i wish everyone a nice Doughnut

December 25, 2009, 01:58 PM
Granted ^^ ... here a nice ice dognut ^^ XD ... I mean donut

I wish for some cold here ^^ plzzzz

December 29, 2009, 07:15 PM
Granted... it's -20 degrees outside and you have no cold weather cloth

I wish I can bask in the high temperatures of my home until I have to go back to my cold ass school(It probably isn't that cold but then again I am not used to it lol)

December 29, 2009, 08:05 PM
Granted... it will be -20 degrees all the time around muuuhahhaha

*Dry shit you are back :tackle *

I wish kkck to share his days with us

January 02, 2010, 04:12 AM
Granted, when kkck is back, I think if we asked him.... and nicely.... he'll tell us lolz!! :lmao

I wish I wouldn't feel hungry.... :oh

January 02, 2010, 04:42 AM
Granted ... you should go to sleep a bit ^^

I wish to get a haircut :XD

January 02, 2010, 11:26 AM
Cool...Granted!! now you don't have hair at all lolz!! ^ ^

I wish I wouldn't be lazy tomorrow!!

January 02, 2010, 11:32 AM
Granted ...ask your mom to stay with you all day :XD

I wish to be a bald monk then u.u

January 02, 2010, 11:39 AM
(my friend would kill me lolz!! :tem )

Granted!! you're a bald monk for eternity lolz!! :p

I wish my friend to be nice to me again!!