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candy rain
May 06, 2009, 02:27 AM
Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

May 06, 2009, 08:20 AM
Hahaha, classic. Reminds me of the mathematical proof that women are evil. Rich coming from a woman btw :p

May 06, 2009, 01:26 PM
lololol soo true hahaha :D

May 14, 2009, 05:19 AM

This is one of the gender stereotyping jokes I see around. It nice for a good laugh but please don't take it seriously. =P After all I know of people, irregardless of genders, that did both shopping and makeup for males and trading for females.

May 14, 2009, 06:40 AM
I never understood what was so great about shopping O_o

But yeah lol, that's a classic :p

June 13, 2009, 05:04 PM
Ahaha, thats some good stuff. There should be a version 2.0 for lulz.

June 13, 2009, 09:48 PM
Haha, this is awesome. I love gender jokes :D