Who wrote which reply? - round OVER: The likely candidate takes the win...

[z.5]

Dunno if you guys up for this or not, but I believe that it's possible a game like this may work.

Spoiler: Rules and the like

Roles
Host + Players

Host - doesn't participate in game, but organizes it/sorts the replies/gives out the points
Players - it's kinda in the title...

Each round is divided into 3 phases:

Phase 1
a player will be chosen to ask a question/request, these questions/requests can be whatever the player wants to ask.
- e.g. 'What are is the first thing you think of when you hear the name 'Tom Cruise?'' or 'How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?' or 'What best sums up your life?' or 'Post something beguiling' (Tbh anything is ok, so long as it doesn't break forum rules).

Phase 2
Each player will then PM a reply to the question to the host - these replies can be text, pictures, songs, whatever the player feels is a suitable (or not) reply to that question.

Phase 3
The host will jumble the replies and then post the list to all the players (with names excluded for obvious reasons), each player will then PM who they believe wrote each reply to the host.

Points
Each correct guess (which isn't guessing your own name) is worth 1 point.
If you correctly guess who wrote each answer you get an additional point.
If no one can guess which answer was yours, you also get an additional 2 points.

Following point distribution, the questioner is cycled until everyone has had a go - then the winner is determined based on who has the most points.

In the case of a draw - a question will be asked by the host and the players who tied will answer - all other players will decide which answer is the funniest/most deserving/whatever - if still a draw, host will settle things.

Oh, also, any rule questions/decisions entirely up to host...

@kira WINS!​

Spoiler: Previous questions/requests/answers

Spoiler: round 1 - 'A man is pointing a gun at you because he doesn't think you're awesome enough. You have thirty seconds to convince him otherwise, or he will definitely shoot. What do you do?'

tell him I'm a Magi, Nanatsu no taizai, & DGM fan.

- 0 correct guesses

I will show him the cute picture of KIRA .

- 4 correct guesses

Fail to think of what to say, panic because I hate awkward silences. Then say: "...Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

- 3 correct guesses

Show him my soul

- 4 correct guesses

Me: Turn around for 30s and I'll show you something *starts to lift.. *
Guy: *turns around*
Me:

- 0 correct guesses

Fuck him

- 2 guessed correctly

I give him a few reasons why I'm awesome. If he doesn't look like buying it then I try to run or take him out. Got no other choice.

- 1 guessed correctly

Spoiler: round 2 - 'What would you do if everyone thought you were dead?'

Wait until they're all at my funeral, then burst through the door, point at the casket and scream "THAT IS AN IMPOSTER!".

- 3 guessed correctly

Make another account

- 1 guessed correctly

Kill myself

- 4 guessed correctly

Haunt KIRA

- 0 guessed correctly

I will enjoy their reactions and try to see their true face.

- 1 guessed correctly

I would haunt or prank everyone i know

- 0 guessed correctly

Go back home

- 1 guessed correctly

Spoiler: round 3: 'How would you react if you saw zimbardo naked?'

Nothing as he is same as a man we are.

- 3 people guessed correctly

Readjust my pants and continue eating my sammich

- 3 people guessed correctly

Take a picture of his weenie. It's a rare opportunity to see a vampire naked.

- no one guessed correctly

- 1 guessed correctly

- 1 guessed correctly

Do nothing. I don't mind naked people.

- no one guessed correctly

Shoot him then myself

- 1 guessed correctly

Spoiler: round 4: 'If you could sleep with a MH member for a night, who would it be?'

zimby onii-sama

2 guessed correctly (though you all secretly want to be that cat)

myself

1 guessed correctly

Farfalla

2 guessed correctly

Hmm.Let me choose Tina and we will sleep together in one room but different beds.

3 guessed correctly

Not Zimbardo

4 guessed correctly

Anera

1 guessed correctly

@Santa Claus

1 guessed correctly

Spoiler: round 5: 'What does the fox say'

Everything is empty. Everything is illusion. Just a creation of my mind. Nothing exist without my mind imagining it. Therefore, if I cannot detect it, it's empty

- no one guessed correctly

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

- 1 guessed correctly

Hand over your money fool And some skittles

- 2 guessed correctly

That why is Empty's soul so empty?

- 1 guessed correctly

Jump over the lazy dog, or prepare for a "BAD OMEN!".

- 1 guessed correctly

- 2 guessed correctly

Now, this is a story all about how
Us foxes found a brand new sound
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you what I, the fox, say when no one’s around to hear

In the west part of the forest, born and raised
“Hatee-ho” was what we said there, me and my mates
Chillin’ out, foxing, reloxing (!) all cool
Eating some lamb, but spittin’ out the wool
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Dropped one of their cell-phones in our part of the woods
I pressed one little button, and from that day on,
We said “Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!” from dusk ‘til dawn

I ring-dinged for a time, but it soon got droll, an’
I wanted something new, something nice, something ballin’
If anything, I could say that this sound was fallin’
So “wa-pa-pa-pow” was my new way of callin’

I pulled up to the woods with my brand new sound
But the others sat there shouting “joff-tchoff” all ‘round
I looked at my friends and
I could finally see
So I said “fuck it, we’ll say a-hee-ahee ha-hee”

So that's what we say.

-3 guessed correctly

Spoiler: round 6: 'What would you do if you found an intruder sleeping in your bed?'

- 1 guessed correctly

Undress.
Climb into bed.
Spoon with him or her.
Kiss them goodnight.

- 3 guessed correctly

Dutch oven

- 4 guessed correctly

If the intruder is female then sleep with her. Else kick him out

- 2 guessed correctly

so nice of you to intrude

- 4 guessed correctly

Tie him to the bed,wait for him to wake up then ask the real questions

- 4 guessed correctly

If it is a girl, I won't mind.If it is a boy, I will kick him out and as for pets , I don't mind.

- 4 guessed correctly

Spoiler: final round: 'How would u bash kira in worst way possible in 2 lines ?'

- 2 guessed correctly

He is an idiotic fool who is the biggest spammer , the Dark Spammer is his name. He is also a big troll too -Dark troller. Just crush him and ban him from here.

- 3 guessed correctly

Save the planet
Kill yourself

- 2 guessed correctly

Kira, Your face was a dumb move.
lakhan220 said two lines, but two lines isn't enough.

- 0 guessed correctly

Lakhan220: when are you going to get yourself a women?
Kira: right after I am done with yours

- 1 guessed correctly

Bash his idiot head with a sack of potatoes
Not a one liner

- 2 guessed correctly

"You're not as good at this game as you think."

Oh wait, two lines?

"You're not as good at this game as you think. And you and lakhan aren't meant for each other."

Neither of which is true, obviously.

- 5 guessed correctly

Spoiler: Final Scores of the game

1st @kira – 28 points
2nd @Brandish – 19 points
3rd @Organizized & @EmptySoul – 12 points
5th @lakhan220 – 10 points
6th @A.ulq & @Philia – 7 points

 

[Organizized]

Okay. Starting out simple.

A man is pointing a gun at you because he doesn't think you're awesome enough. You have thirty seconds to convince him otherwise, or he will definitely shoot. What do you do?

 

[z.5]

Front page updated - PM me your replies

 

[kira]

Pmed

 

[EmptySoul]

Pmed

 

[Organizized]

I, too, sent a personal message; a so-called "PM" for short.

 

[z.5]

The efficiency of you guys is most heartwarming


- only @lakhan220 left to go (assuming no late arrivals).

Will all replies once his arrives - then onto phase 2.

Phase 2 will last till you guys PM me a list, but feel free to discuss/insult/whatever during the time it takes you to do so.

 

[kira]

@lakhan220
@lakhan220

 

[Philia]

I'm in and I pmed

 

[lakhan220]

I pmed

 

[z.5]

Round 1 - phase 3

A man is pointing a gun at you because he doesn't think you're awesome enough. You have thirty seconds to convince him otherwise, or he will definitely shoot. What do you do?

tell him I'm a Magi, Nanatsu no taizai, & DGM fan.

I will show him the cute picture of KIRA .

Fail to think of what to say, panic because I hate awkward silences. Then say: "...Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

Show him my soul

Me: Turn around for 30s and I'll show you something *starts to lift.. *
Guy: *turns around*
Me:

Fuck him

I give him a few reasons why I'm awesome. If he doesn't look like buying it then I try to run or take him out. Got no other choice.

Just as a reminder - PM who you believe wrote which answer (1-7)
Players are as follows: Organizized, Brandish, A.ulq, kira, EmptySoul, lakhan220, Philia.

And so it begins

 

[kira]

Pmed

 

[Philia]

done

 

[lakhan220]

Pmed

@EmptySoul EMPTY BOWL ,........Come and finish this.

 

[EmptySoul]

PMed

 

[z.5]

Just @Organizized and @Brandish left to reply - then it's on to round 2: The bane of L

 

[Brandish μ]

PM'd

 

[EmptySoul]

Wth are u @Organizized

 

[Organizized]

Sorry, I was a the theatre. PMing now.

 

[z.5]

Oooh - what did you go and watch?

Anyway - onto the important part

The results from round 1​

1st @kira + @Brandish - 4 points
3rd @Organizized - 3 points
4th @lakhan220 + @EmptySoul + @A.ulq - 1 point
7th @Philia - 0 points

Spoiler: who wrote what

tell him I'm a Magi, Nanatsu no taizai, & DGM fan.

- 0 guessed correctly

I will show him the cute picture of KIRA .

- 4 guessed correctly

Fail to think of what to say, panic because I hate awkward silences. Then say: "...Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

- 3 guessed correctly

Show him my soul

- 4 guessed correctly

Me: Turn around for 30s and I'll show you something *starts to lift.. *
Guy: *turns around*
Me:

- 0 guessed correctly

Fuck him

- 2 guessed correctly

I give him a few reasons why I'm awesome. If he doesn't look like buying it then I try to run or take him out. Got no other choice.

- 1 guessed correctly

Ok, you guys know the rules by now

@kira - it's your turn, ask away.

 

[kira]

looks like you're not doing pretty good @EmptySoul


As for my question:

what would you do if everyone thought you were dead?