WWWR v2.0 - it's all over - was the result really ever in doubt?

[z.5]

Ok, seeing as people have asked - will post this here and see if we have any interest.

Have edited the rules slightly, but it's pretty much the same game.

Spoiler: Rules and the like

Roles​

Host + Players

Host - doesn't participate in game, but organizes it/sorts the replies/gives out the points
Players - it's kinda in the title...

The Game Rules​

The game is divided into 3 phases:

Phase 1​

Players will PM the host with a question/request, these questions/requests can be whatever the player wants to ask.
- e.g. 'What are is the first thing you think of when you hear the name 'Tom Cruise?'' or 'How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?' or 'What best sums up your life?' or 'Post something beguiling' (Tbh anything is ok, so long as it doesn't break forum rules).

Phase 2​

Each player will then PM a reply to the question to the host - these replies can be text, pictures, songs, whatever the player feels is a suitable (or not) reply to that question.

Phase 3​

The host will jumble the replies and then post the list to all the players (with names excluded for obvious reasons), each player will then PM who they believe wrote each reply to the host.

Points​

Each correct guess (which isn't guessing your own name) is worth 1 point.
If you correctly guess who wrote each answer (as in guess ALL correctly) you get an additional point.
If no one guesses your answer, you lose 3 points!

The winner is determined based on who has the most points.​

In the case of a draw - a question will be asked by the host and the players who tied will answer - all other players will decide which answer is the funniest/most deserving/whatever - if still a draw, host will settle things.

Oh, also, any rule questions/decisions entirely up to host...

Spoiler: Current players + scores

1st Totinona 37
2nd Grysun 26
3rd Organizized 24
4th kira 22
5th Farfy 21
6th A.ulq 20
7th Ustegius 19
8th Brandish 17
9th lakhan220 12
10th Empty 8
11th gnut 4
12th destiny 7
13th Evil3ye 0
14th WYIS -6

Spoiler: with no negatives - for fun

1st Totinona 37
2nd A.ulq 32
3rd Grysun 29
4th kira 25
5th Farfy 24
5th Organizized 24
7th Brandish 23
8th Ustegius 22
9th gnut 16
10th lakhan220 15
11th Empty 14
12th destiny 7
13th WYIS 0
13th Evil3ye 0

Spoiler: The list

Spoiler: Round 1: God won't save your friend from the stuff I'm gonna make him watch

If you were a deity, what would you want to represent and be able to do?

Spoiler: QUESTION 1

God of misplacing small, important/valuable objects, humbling even the most brilliant of minds.

3 guessed

The God of Ctrl+Z, with the power to undo every mistake ever made.

2 guessed

Strength, intelligence and justice

no one guessed... -3 points

God of Laziness, does nothing

1 guessed

I would be like Hades a god of the afterlife, but also have the powers of lightning because lightning is the best.

2 guessed

I wonder if the doctor is interested in taking me for a ride

no one guessed... -3 points

I would want to represent love/understanding and be able to fly.

1 guessed

I would like to be Venus. Venus embodies love, beauty, enticement, seduction, sex and persuasive female charm among the community of immortal gods.

1 guessed

DESTRUCTION - destroy planets with a SNAP of my FINGER

3 guessed

I would represent purity. Unpure brats would be punished by my exectutive punisher: the greasy strangler.

3 guessed

Time and the ability is to control Time

2 guessed

Represent spiritual harmony and be able to fart when ever i want to.

1 guessed

I would represent Karma. Biting you in the ass.

1 guessed

A cycle deity, able to renew souls (not only human ones) back to the Earth.

no one guessed... -3 points

Your best friend badmouths your favorite manga/anime, despite never having read/seen it! What do you do?

Spoiler: QUESTION 2

Give them a doublemint to chew on

1 guessed

I would tell him that while I respect his opinion, he should give the manga/anime a chance before judging it so harshly.

9 guessed

Sleep with his mother.

no one guessed... -3 points

2 guessed

3 guessed

Make fun of the series too in ironic tone, because my best friend would do anything that like seriously which means he must be trolling.

2 guessed

Tie them down and make them watch it

3 guessed

Insult his/her family and threaten his/her life, eye for an eye

no one guessed... -3 points

If they seriously badmouthed it I would say "too bad for you you suck

".

1 guessed

Call him/her a biggotaku, explain why I love the manga/anime and ask for an opportunity to watch/read a bit with him/her.

1 guessed

Remove them from the premisis. Ideally from an upstairs window.

no one guessed... -3 points

I would argue a lot, likely leading to me badmouthing his favorite anime/manga in return.

1 guessed

Make him watch at least three episodes of it, then let him say whatever he wants about it. If he refuses and keeps badmouthing it, shotgun blast to the head (because he's not my friend but a robotic copy of him).

3 guessed

What movie scared you the most?

Spoiler: QUESTION 3

Chuckie and It-the Clown.

2 guessed

no one guessed... -3 points

IT

no one guessed... -3 points

Coraline

5 guessed

Rosemary's Baby. Or Shining. Or El Orfanato. Or Funny Games. Nah, Rosemary's Baby wins.

3 guessed

Nyan Cat.

2 guessed

None

2 guessed

I don't watch scary movies, and the only thing I can remember that I found scary is a scene in a bathroom and the water being green in the bathtub..

1 guessed

The Ring ._.

no one guessed... -3 points

I don't recall, tbh. I rarely watch scary movies as well, hate them all.

no one guessed... -3 points

Dunno about scared, but watching Eraserhead when I was like 10 definitely freaked me the hell out.

4 guessed

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

2 guessed

1 guessed

Psycho

no one guessed... -3 points

Spoiler: Round 2: People may play many games when in love, but the egg will always come faster than the chicken!

What came first...the chicken or the egg?

Spoiler: Question 1

chicken

2 guessed

There were like millions of years worth of egg-laying animals before even the first birds evolved, not to mention chickens. (To answer the question as it was intended, the first chicken hatched from an egg laid by something other than a chicken as we know it - it's called mutation.) tldr; The egg.

4 guessed

the egg

5 guessed

the chicken because Battou came first

5 guessed

Perhaps the chicken?

4 guessed

Neither, and both.

2 guessed

Egg. Dinosaur egg.

2 guessed

the chicken

2 guessed

Of course it can only be the egg. See, there's actually two ways I could answer this and both end with egg as the answer.

First answer: it's more likely that an egg was first some sort of mineral that was further changed as time passed, and then under certain weather conditions managed to develop into the first creature similar to a chicken, rather than a chicken appearing without the need for an egg.
Second answer: it's also possible that a creature that was not a chicken laid an egg that was damaged or corrupted in some other way, be it earlier death of the said creature before the egg was laid or that after the egg was laid that weather or other factors caused some strange mutations that would lead to a creature different from the parent creature. That was the birth of the first chicken, or the creature's eggs would keep changing over the time until it became what we would define as a chicken.

Either way, it's an egg.

6 guessed

chicken

3 guessed

Dunno, but now you come first in my new dead-to-me list.

10 guessed

Chicken

1 guessed

Favourite game to play at the moment (or in the past if you don't have a current one)?

Spoiler: Question 2

Sleep

1 guessed

Keep Calm And Panic

2 guessed

エスカ＆ロジーのアトリエ ～黄昏の空の錬金術士～

3 guessed

Dishonored

2 guessed

cricket

5 guessed

ms.pacman

4 guessed

Overwatch! Zarya is waifu

3 guessed

Overwatch with friends D:

8 guessed

The game "It" when i was younger

no one guessed... -3 points

Scumbagstion the Game.

3 guessed

This game. (Can I have my brown-nosebonus-points now?)

3 guessed

Canasta. Power went out a few weeks ago and have been playing this since. I often lament the wasted pure canasta's because I've already made it dirty with a wild

4 guessed

What is the crazies thing you have done in the name of love?

Spoiler: Question 3

Nothing crazy

no one guessed... -3 points

convinced myself they were the one

no one guessed... -3 points

Falling in love with 5 years older single mother with two kids was crazy enough in the first place.

5 guessed

Not sure. I don't do many crazy things. By my definition of crazy of course

1 guessed

Nothing too crazy I'm afraid (I think? )

5 guessed

Allow my heart to give love another chance.

4 guessed

Not sure, it's rare that I'd fall in love that much to do anything really crazy. I guess a noteworthy occasion is that I almost went all the way to a different country for a one sided love... Not something I'd want to remember.

4 guessed

gave up my sanity

2 guessed

nothing

no one guessed... -3 points

Broke my hand punching a street sign, in stupid anger, instead of another guy (who was harassing my girlfriend) because she's opposed to violence and didn't think it was worth it.

3 guessed

Nothing

4 guessed

Go to a foreign country alone to meet my virtual SO.

7 guessed

Spoiler: Round 3: I love it when you lie with me, said the necrophiliac to the mime

How would you like to be buried?

Spoiler: Question 1

As a normal dead would be but grandly. Bury all friends and enemies of mine alongside me. They would be sad without me . They need to come together.

1 guessed

I would like to be buried normally

3 guessed

I want to become a tree. Preferably a maple or an oak.

Spoiler

2 guessed

In a sea of paperwork and women; in death as in life

6 guessed

with my burning body in a wooden raft being sent out to the sea.

1 guessed

DEAD

4 guessed

Creamyation~ toss it whereva, but if you can feed some plants with it, then awesome.

4 guessed

John Goodman spreading my ashes all over Jeff Bridges' face. "Goodnight, sweet prince."

3 guessed

->

1 guessed

I don't really want to imagine my burial/funeral, but probably cremation to save space in the cemetery.

1 guessed

Normally

2 guessed

What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't go to work/school?

Spoiler: Question 2

I don't think I ever did

2 guessed

Mostly colds/headaches and stomach aches. :d

2 guessed

From headaches to Bubonic plague

no one guessed... -3 points

High fever

3 guessed

I never faked ill

no one guessed... -3 points

Gastro. I adore the faces of teachers/professors when they see this one

no one guessed... -3 points

Wish I could say something funnier than eye-infection. Was commited to the part though, wore an eye patch and everything.

4 guessed

headache, tummy-ache, nose-ache, butt-ache, soul-ache.

1 guessed

Cold

1 guessed

I never did it, school was fun, we'd play cards and football a big part of the time.

1 guessed

That some drunk on the bus vomited on my school uniform

1 guessed

Hell's grooviest demon, 'Sweet', has risen and is making everyone sing what's on their mind (a la Broadway), from their deepest secrets to... well, dry cleaning. Describe your inevitable show-stopping number.

Spoiler: Question 3

The awkward silence that empties the audience hall after going on for hours.

3 guessed

1

6 guessed

It would be a lot of me singing (talking) random stuff to myself then. To the instrumental of Romeo & Juliet's "Verone". Or "La Haine"(nikushimi in jp). Or any other musical done by Takarazuka. (sorry it wasn't a more fun description)

3 guessed

Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there~

2 guessed

4 guessed

A song about having to adapt to an extrovert world. A solemn solo intro about trying to fit in builds into a bombastic and hopeful big-band-rock number where I sing about how great the world would be if everyone respected that some people can be intelligent without loudly needing to prove it; great fun to be around if you take the time to get to know them.
After the mid-number saxophone solo and tap-dancing segment it turns into a full-ensemble number with dancing all over the stage while I alone maneuver through it like a fish in the sea (choreographically showing how easy and wonderful life could be if the world adapted to introverts rather than the other way around) until the music suddenly stops: the rest of the people are all stood around me pressuring me to talk, but I can't get a single word out whereupon they walk away and leave me to be alone without giving me a chance.
But anyway, I haven't really thought much about it.

6 guessed

When we were young (adele)

1 guessed

no one guessed... -3 points

Right now I'm starving, so this song would be about food. Fried chicken will do, so they'd be doing the chicken dance.

2 guessed

It's... wait for it-t-t...

... Show-stopping!

2 guessed

Ohhhhhh I'd go back to my teen days and sing Chiquititas non-stop. It's catchy, you could sing and dance along with me.

7 guessed

Spoiler: Round 4: After making out with my dog, she tried to make out with my dad!

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", how hot is your dad?

Spoiler: Question 1

Eh.. I'm not even sure how to rank him based on that description. XD I suppose he has aged alright..

5 guessed

gunna probably say 17

1 guessed

1337

2 guessed

He could likely still get a young woman if he wanted one, so... high 30s?

3 guessed

He'd be damn hot once he's set on fire, due to the amount of alcohol in his system

1 guessed

Hottest

6 guessed

whyd u wanna know

3 guessed

Never knew my father.

1 guessed

19 coz Kalium

1 guessed

I'd say about 16 at "Puts trash bags on the roof of his car while getting the key from the pocket to open the doors -> Drives past the garbage can shelter and about 5 minutes later there are weeks worth of garbage all over the highway."

1 guessed

37. As that's the average body temperature of human beings. Sorry, I only use Celsius as a temperature scale

no one guessed... -3 points

What is first thing tht comes to your mind on hearing word EN8D ?

Spoiler: Question 2

The word “what”. Closely followed by the words “the hell kind of question is that”.

5 guessed

A certain Pink haired MC

3 guessed

After googling, steel? o.o

7 guessed

enaited? eneighted? *google* oh steel..?

6 guessed

Idk wtf stfu

2 guessed

So do you smoke that or is it something to be injected right in the vein?

6 guessed

Please explain what it is first.

1 guessed

5 guessed

What does"EN8D" stand for?

2 guessed

Alloysteel
Carbon 0.36-0.44%
Silicon 0.10-0.40%
Manganese 0.60-1.00%
Sulphur 0.050 Max
Phosphorus 0.050 Max

3 guessed

999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.

1 guessed

What is your spirit animal?

Spoiler: Question 3

Bunnies. Though I like cats a lot and would love to aspire to be like them.

8 guessed

Amidamaru! or anything but fish

4 guessed

Sloth

3 guessed

Panda

3 guessed

Don't have one.

1 guessed

Badger

no one guessed... -3 points

According to the four tests I just did, I'm a either an Elk, a Whale, a Wolf or a Bee. So I decided my spirit animal is a giant sea wolf with horns and wings.

6 guessed

Lion

6 guessed

Ren Hakuryuu

6 guessed

Jake the Dog

4 guessed

An elephant *o* (jokes on the memory part)

8 guessed

Eat a bowl of Vomit or lick everyone u knows feet?

Spoiler: Question 4

Lick vomit covered feet

1 guessed

Spontaneous answer is “no thanks”. But to play along, I’d go feet-lickin’ because I don't know that many people anyway..
...

3 guessed

Lick

3 guessed

no one guessed... -3 points

Definitely the feet if i really have to choose.

1 guessed

My answer is OBVIOUS.

no one guessed... -3 points

Is it everyone I've met, or everyone I really know know? Would those people all be at the same place or do I have to travel after them around the world to lick the feet? If it is around the 200 people I have on my Facebook, they are are all in the same place and a fast lick is okay then that. If I need to spend rest of my life travelling the world just to lick the feet of all the people I have ever met, then I'll just drink the vomit and that is it. How large would the bowl of vomit be though?

Oh, wait, why the heck would I do either. Screw you, I'm my own boss. You go lick the feet and drink the vomits.

4 guessed

I don't know that many people so "lick everyone I knows feet". I want to avoid vomiting the vomit.

4 guessed

1 guessed

no one guessed... -3 points

Lick the feet of all people I know, after demanding that they get them washed first o.ô (if they wanna walk over some chocolate first, I'd appreciate it ever more)

9 guessed

Spoiler: Previous winners

1st game - kira
2nd game - Totinona

 

[z.5]

And it's all over

The winner will, probably come as no surprise

Congrats @Totinona ​

Now onto the vital scores

In this final round, the scores were as follows


1st Totinona 23
2nd kira 20
3rd Empty 14
4th Organizized 13
5th Brandish 12
6th Farfy 11
7th Grysun 10
8th Ustegius 8
9th A.ulq 6
10th gnut 5
11th lakhan220 3

Spoiler: Scores no mod

1st Totinona 23
2nd kira 20
3rd Organizized 16
4th Empty 14
5th Grysun 13
6th Brandish 12
7th Farfy 11
8th A.ulq 9
9th Ustegius 8
9th gnut 8
11th lakhan220 6

The final scores​

1st Totinona 60
2nd kira 42
3rd Organizized 37
4th Grysun 36
5th Farfy 32
6th Brandish 29
7th Ustegius 27
8th A.ulq 26
9th Empty 22
10th lakhan220 15
11th gnut 9
12th destiny 7
13th Evil3ye 0
14th WYIS -6

Spoiler: final scores no mod

1st Totinona 60
2nd kira 45
3rd Grysun 42
4th A.ulq 41

5th Organizized 40
6th Farfy 35

6th Brandish 35

8th Ustegius 30
9th Empty 28

10th gnut 24

11th lakhan220 21
12th destiny 7

13th WYIS 0

13th Evil3ye 0

Hope you guys enjoyed, but now it's all over

 

[GrySun]

There you go.

wow we have the same answer

I think you can still kinda join if you want. You can be like Yugi in YuGiOh, where he takes over Kaiba's duel after he turns to stone. Where Kaiba is destiny and you continue to play with her life points.

--- Double Post Merged, May 19, 2017, Original Post Date: May 19, 2017 ---

zimby you didn't forget to copy the rest of the answer in 3rd question answer 2 right..?

 

[z.5]

zimby you didn't forget to copy the rest of the answer in 3rd question answer 2 right..?

Nope - that's it

I even double checked

 

[gnut]

PMed

 

[GrySun]

This could take a while. I can't decide who to pick for which answers. This game suddenly feels like playing voltorb flip on level 5+ ..

 

[Farfalla]

This round is gonna send me back to the bottom...

 

[Brandish μ]

One of Ustegius' previous set gave a clue for 1 question... but yea this one is tough. Farfalla didn't leave an obvious one like in previous either.

I even had trouble picking out my answers

 

[Farfalla]

I thought there were things in all of my answers this time as well that would give me away xD

Fuck, I also dreamed of this game o.O That for wtv reason me, Greg and someone else shared the PM to send Zimb the answers and I was like "must not wait for them to get their answers before I send mine...."

 

[GrySun]

Hm I have a feeling I got your ones but I could be completely wrong..

 

[Organizized]

I had like a 50/50 choice for sooo many of these, and have a feeling I got all those wrong..

 

[GrySun]

I had like a 50/50 choice for sooo many of these, and have a feeling I got all those wrong..

That's voltorb flip right there. You know the voltorb is either in one row or the other, but you can't deduce it any more past that, so you gotta take a guess and hope it doesn't blow up...

 

[lakhan220]

@zimbardo , I will reply in 24 hrs. A bit busy.

 

[z.5]

Just @EmptySoul and @lakhan220 (and @Totinona - if you do want to change any of your guesses before these 2 PM) left.

 

[lakhan220]

Pmed

 

[z.5]

here are the scores for round 3 - just for round 3, for total scores, see first post
1st Grysun 12
2nd Organizized 10
3rd Totinona 9
4th Farfy 6
4th kira 6
4th Ustegius 6
7th A.ulq 5
7th Empty 5
9th gnut 4
10th Brandish 2
10th lakhan220 2

Spoiler: What they would have been, without penalties

1st Grysun 12
2nd Organizized 10
3rd Totinona 9
3rd Ustegius 9
5th A.ulq 8
6th gnut 7
7th Farfy 6
7th kira 6
9th Brandish 5
9th Empty 5
11th lakhan220 2

Round 4 - final round
After making out with my dog, she tried to make out with my dad! Thank God we stopped her before she whipped out his EN8D...​

This rounds questions

On a scale of 1 to 37 of insane-ness, 1 being "hmm, his socks aren't a matching pair", 37 being "OMG HE'S DRINKING WATER WITH POTASSIUM DENTURES", how hot is your dad?

What is first thing tht comes to your mind on hearing word EN8D ?

What is your spirit animal?

Eat a bowl of Vomit or lick everyone u knows feet?

As usual, PM replies

This is the last round and there are 44 points up for grabs (or -12, if you want to roll that way), so there is still a slight chance of an upset...

... a slight one

--- Double Post Merged, May 21, 2017, Original Post Date: May 21, 2017 ---

Final round - good luck guys

 

[Farfalla]

This 2nd to 8th place orgy @.@

 

[Totinona]

44 points up for grab holy.. Feel like I will overthink when guessing the answers this round

 

[z.5]

44 points up for grab holy.. Feel like I will overthink when guessing the answers this round

Well, there have already been 111 points this game - and no one is near that score...

so I wouldn't worry about your lead all that much

 

[Totinona]

Well, there have already been 111 points this game - and no one is near that score...

so I wouldn't worry about your lead all that much

Everyone will obviously suddenly unleash their true power, like the true shonen leades they are.

 

[z.5]

Everyone will obviously suddenly unleash their true power, like the true shonen leades they are.

Oh I do hope you are correct

 

[GrySun]

Zimb post that answer statistic thing again when you have the time please

If only I was 1st place in guessing the previous rounds. Catching up to Nona is indeed MUDA DA. Orgz it's you and me for 2nd place, you'll have to guess more than 15 to take this one. or we both screw up hard and someone else takes it

44 points up for grab holy.. Feel like I will overthink when guessing the answers this round

Oh please, you will get at least 22 of those. Nobody can rival your victory seat.