Robert E.O. Speedwagon
Ladies, are you looking for a man who will melt your heart? A man who will treat you like the Queen you are? A gentleman who will do anything for you. Yes? Then search no more, I got the perfect man for you! Robert E.O Speedwagon is a man with many great qualities that people would kill to have and I can guarantee you that you will not regret picking him as your husbando. Oh? You’re a young fella that isn’t attracted to husbandoes? Great news because Speedwagon can act as a waifu too!
Before we start, I would highly appreciate if you, and only if you want, could watch the first 9 episodes of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (Part 1). The reason why I’m saying this is because I know some of you won’t take this nomination seriously since you might be assuming that JoJo is all about memeing but please believe me when I say that I truly see husbando potential in Speedwagon. Thank you,
Appearance
Speedwagon is fairly build man of averaged height with a scar running from his nose to his jaw. He’s pretty much a classy man always wearing a dark colour suit accompanied with a tie and his signature hat. English born, he got long blond hair and brown eyes. Now I know some of you will make fun of his hair style but as he got older, his hair style changed too so you might like the older version’s hair better.
Loyalty
Speedwagon’s forte, and a highly desired quality in men, loyalty is
the word to describe Sir Robert. I don’t have the exact words to describe his unique devotion so here’s Speedwagon's context. Imagine having a best friend who has a wife and you know well that they are deeply in love with each other. Then suddenly, one day, your best gal dies in a tragic accident. You would assume that you could get the widow to fall for you over time but instead, to be respectful toward your deceased friend, you decide to help her go on with life and support her with money and your time in lieu of trying to make her fall in love with you. Basically, you are acting as a brother by choice for the wife instead of dishonouring yourself by trying to take your best friend’s wife. That’s what we call loyalty. Now, imagine this same kind of mindset if Speedwagon were to be your husbando. Someone with this type of fidelity will never ever think about cheating on you.
Maturity
This young fella here used to be part of a street gang called the Ogre Street in his wilder days but fear not ladies because this man matured to become a real gentleman after a certain event in his life. Now, maturity doesn’t mean that he can’t have fun like everyone else. It just means that he won’t be a dangerous delinquent anymore and that he is now set to start a stable and happy life with a potential waifu
. Imagine a man with distinct goals in life and ready to share his life with another person. Isn’t that wholesome?
This is Speedwagon,
Speedwagon sees his bestfriend having some private time with the woman his friend loves,
Speedwagon decides to leave them alone instead of jumping in the room and destroy the atmosphere,
be like Speedwagon,
Richness
Speedwagon made a fortune in the oil industry in America, making millions maybe billions of dollars in that industry (Keep in mind he lived during the late 19th century and early mid 20th century). What’s worth telling about Speedwagon and his richness is that
he’s not one greedy man. With that fortune, he created the Speedwagon Foundation, a foundation dedicated to preserve nature and landscapes through out the world and to sponsor medical, hsitorical and supernatural researches (he’s from a
bizarre world). We’re talking about researches that could maybe find the cure to diseases such as Alzheimer or cancer or save the world from a immense danger. My point is that this shows how compassionate Speedwagon is as a human being and how money doesn’t define one person. He also uses it to finance the Joestar blood line which we will talk about later. Also, I know money itself shouldn’t be a reason why he’s a great husbando but money also means stability and stability is something that most people look for in life
.
Family
I already talked about how caring Speedwagon is as a person and how loyal he is but if you mix the two of them together, you’ll get an even bigger asset. To start, this fella financed all activities from the Joestars bloodline members, even after his death. We could say that Speedwagon devoted his entire life to the Joestars, even considering them as close family members. Now, imagine Speedwagon at a family reunion. You wouldn’t even have to worry about how boring the party would be because it will never be. Food, location, games, everything will be amazing because this husbando will take care of everything. You won’t find a person who will cherish his family more than him.
Intelligence
We’re talking about a man who made millions in the oil industry here. A highly respect baron who started from nothing and successfully climbed the ladders. Plus, if we consider his foundation, then it means that he has deep knowledge in term of nature, health, history, supernatural and even more stuff. Speedwagon would be the type of husband who will always have something to discuss about with you. You want to talk about the pyramids in Egypt or you want to know more about a certain bird? Ask Speedwagon
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