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Not an off-branch, but distant cousins. How distant, isn't stated. Uzumaki could be Hamura's descendants for all I care, hence 'distant'. Like, thrice removed in the first generation.
Sarada is just...
Kishimoto didn't disappoint. He fuckin' delivered.
Now, the thing is, Sakura can still be Sarada's mother.
It was Karin's desk, right? Most probably her stalker shrine. The DNA could belong to...
Oh damn, mpreg is fucking disgusting, pardon my french.
NTL is considered canon, dude.
NTL = Naruto: The Last. I can't quote word-for-word, but Sakura clearly said that to Naruto and he agreed with her.
First of all, yes Naruto was crushing on Sakura way before the formation of Team...
There's a specific Japanese word for girlfriend, 'kanojo'. Minato used it, and Naruto replied, 'hm, yep, that's about it'.
Yes, it probably raises Naruto's stupidity to unnecessary levels, but even...
Easy. Naruto had a severe lack of parental upbringing, so he didn't understand what romantic love is. It's stated by Sakura in NTL that Naruto chasing her was because of his rivalry with Sasuke....
Hashirama stated that Naruto's chakra rivals his own, without Kurama even. Which means Naruto, if properly schooled, could have become an extremely badass ninja. There would have been no scorn...
Damnit, people. Tobi's wall of sharingan? Really?
Occam's razor. The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Sasuke's been really, really, really getting around much. It's his kids, all...
That's what I love about Kishi, he trolls the fans!
And now he's clubbing Sakura fans right in the nuts!
Exactly! Naruto is not Minato, and I believe some people should stop trying to make Naruto into a carbon copy of his father. Jeez...:-_-
Now that would make me seriously butthurt.
But the chances of that happening are slim.
That was fucking awesome.
By the way, Naruto should feed Sasuke some Sage chakra. Petrify the bastard
Tomorrow, my face's gonna be purple because of the facepalms.
"It's all about me, it all revolves around me!". That's Sasuke's modus operandi.
I can't exactly comprehend WHY is he...
And what's the point of killing the 5 kage?
Is Sasuke a f-ing nutjob? ...oh wait, he is.
You have your rinnegan, moron! Use it! Find some white Zetsu, go Edo Tensei + Rinne Tensei, and voila,...
Wanna know something funny?
Here's your damn timeline.
Not much time passed since battle vs. Pain. I'm thinking a couple of weeks.
In this picture Naruto's...
The only thing I fear is that Kishi will decide to troll us and pair Naruto with Suckura just because he can.
You know, I'm more okay with Naruto/Sasuke pairing than with Naruto/Suckura. Even an...
Shush, don't add Bleach, or I'll have to reach for brain bleach... geddit?
Hinata is fine as she is.
Compared to the male cast, especially Naruto and Sasuke, females are overshadowed by a far margin. Hey, they're fucking demigods as of now.
What I'm talking about is character appeal.
I love you sir. No homo.
I absolutely loved poor Orihime... and Urahara, you bastard. You glorious bastard.
I'll be brief.
I have long since excused myself from arguing in shipwar threads, but I'm gonna butt in again.
First of all, Kishimoto is a great troll when it comes to romance. Everyone must have...
What he said.
And she's back!!!
Lolno. Let me quote myself.
Y'know, something like 'see my dead parents again'? I'd trade half of my life to see them again for an hour.
That doesn't explicitly state that I support what...
Not exactly. Madara forces (yes, forces) you into a perfect world of your imaginations. There, you can be with the ones you loved, the ones who are already dead, be whomever you please, etc.
Nah. No way I'm gonna be chill here. Useless people disturb my inner peace, and SUCKura had done it many times already.
For example, SUCKura had been gathering chakra for three goddamn years to...
Oh my god Sakura, how useless you are!!
Goddamnit, Suckura! I don't get why some people like her at all.
Fuck, I really hope that black rod will shove itself so far up your useless ass, it will...
You've made your point perfectly clear, Naruto is a boring fighter, yadda yadda.
You've lost your way around this board. While Naruto has fights (the manga, hence the italic font), the...
Hahaha, I've just noticed that!
Powerrrrrrr!!! UN-LI-MI-TED POOOOOWERRRRR!!!!!
He never 'knew' it in the first place. The only time his name was mentioned was when Gamabunta said his name, and that was what, four years ago?
Nothing else. True rinnegan is a whole different world of ninjutsu, as demonstrated by Hagoromo. Create life constructs from chakra? Encase 10b inside the Moon he himself made?
Are you fucking kidding me?
For some strange reason, I believe Sasuke will Izanagi to survive and Izanami to stop Madara. Yes, that means he'll go completely blind.
Huh. Well, damn. That must be a reason for Naruto taking a darker path. The Creator Breakdown.
I was meaning it as a joke. Should be obvious, as I've inserted -yandere mode- tag.
...yeah, I'm yandere for Naruto, that's how Hinata will become, I guess. If this development leads to something.
On a completely different note! We've seen Sakura trying to mouth-to-mouth Naruto, in canon!
Does that suck, or what? Don't you people get revulsed just from one picture?...
Bloody hell, Madara does look awesome.
I kinda disagree with you here. While there are similarities, Sasuke is far from being "always second best". In fact, it's too bad Sasuke lost his madness. It gave him power as well as a goal. Hell,...
I'm already used to it, if one gains power, so does another. I mean Naruto and Sasuke.
Rinnegan to Sasuke = something of equal power to Naruto, I guess. What that power-up will be, remains to be...
Two so-called geniuses? Not bloody possible, even if they were of the same age. As far as I am convinced, the teams use members who are different in both strength and have different abilities to...
Sakura can die for all I care. Hinata should must be the one who revives him with a big damn sloppy wet kiss.
I believe Hashirama had bestowed his regenerative powers and/or his mokuton. Sasuke won't be dead from something like that. Maybe he'll have a near-death experience and have himself some Rinnegan...
I'm in agony, guys. There hasn't been a chapter in 3 weeks, and I need my fix.
now playing: Ayreon - Into the Black Hole
Come on. Nothing? Anyone?
I'm going to sleep to be awake for tomorrow's spoilers / chapter.
I'm Naruto addict, I admit that.
It's about time someone heard about spoilers. With my limited knowledge of Japanese I can't grasp much of 2ch garbage, although it looks like they know something.
Leave strategies for Shikamaru and the like. By not Kyuubi's chakra, Naruto was gimping himself, one way or the other. Good thing he realized he needs QB to be a f-n powerhouse.
It suits him,...
I want to give you a totally platonic kiss. Yes, that's right. Totally platonic. Heh.
N-not that I think you need one, of course.
Stop! Busting! My stitches!