"Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you aint leading but 2 things right now: jack and shit. And Jack left town."
"Get the fuck out of my face!"
All are from Ash (Bruce Campbell) in the "Army of Darkness." Just got done watching it .
“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
- "Iron" Mike Tyson
"Engineering. Where the noble semiskilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science!"
~Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Danny(Val Kilmer): "Oh, shit, what is this? Am I dead? Linoleum? This must be hell."
The Salton Sea (2002)
"when you talk to god its called prayer, when god talks to you its catatonic schizophrenia" --fox mulder
"I regret tomorrow more than yesterday..."
ATB - Long way home
Can mean so many different things to so many different people.
"Such Misfortune..." - Touma Kamijyou
"Why so serious?" - Heath Ledger's The Joker from The Dark Knight
"No, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?"
- Earl Hickey (Jason Lee), My Name Is Earl
"...I hate heroes..." - Sylar
"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
"Do you remember the day we met? I'm the type of girl who believes in fate and stuff, so I am certain that it was fate."
~Hachiko, from the anime/manga series NANA
"Much better, I finally heard your laugh today P:"
~Jonsie, from my world
"Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag"- Quagmire
"I am not as think as you drunk I am"- I don't know but it is fun
"Listen up! Let's say that you drank too much strawberry milk and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment. But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire. But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of strawberry milk! Do you get it?!" - Gintoki, Episode 11 - 12