ok its time for another quote. couldnt think of a funny one this time so ill
give you this instead:
Arise! Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall
be splintered! A sword day, a red day. Bear the sun rises! DEEAAATH!!!
The Return of the King, Theoden king of Rohan(Bernard Hill)
I love that scene
J. R. R. Tolkien, British scholar & fantasy novelist (1892 - 1973)
'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
(The Lost Road)
I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it. (NY Times, 3 Mar 1957.)
"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history."
"Wise men are instructed by reason; men of less understanding,
by experience; the most ignorant, by necessity; the beasts, by nature."
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life.
Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice,
fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."
Frank Caliendo, standup
"I am not here.
What is here?
Isn't here just there without a T?"
*impersonating Bill Clinton*
watch the whole show (about 5 min) : http://www.snabbstart.com/film/frank...--standup.aspx
i've watched it eQuek... really funny!!! a real funny guy and really good in mimicking voices... loved the Al Pacino imitation... hahahaha!
Great that you liked itOriginally Posted by okyatoks
I watched it multiple times after I saw it the first time
There are some great clips on that page, check "filmer" for more
lol that guy was spot on with all the voices.. really funny stuff.
Liar. Liar, youre pants are on, FIIIIIRE!!!
http://www.snabbstart.com/film/vinterolyckor.aspx - Winter accidents, highly recommended
On-topic, one of my fav. quotes is " Veni, vidi, vici " I came, I saw, I conquered. ( spelled like that? )
<Mordred|> Haha! Jag har haft sex i Eileen's lillasysters säng
<Mordred|> Den knarrar :P
<Eileen> MEN FÖRHELVETE! DET VAR MED MIN ÄLDRE KUSIN, INTE MIN LILLASYSTER!
<Mordred|> Räknas fortfarande
<Mordred|> Haha! I've had sex in Eileens younger sisters bed
<Mordred|> the bed creaks (spelling?)
<Eileen> FFS! IT WAS WITH MY OLDER COUSIN, NOT WITH MY SISTER!
<Mordred|> But it still counts
I mainly took this quote 'cause one of those who were typing was called "Eileen"
It's from warpdrive.com the swedish version of bash.org
Jannek and eQuek, great contributions!!! *gives ossu to each*
Charles M. Schulz
> Don΄t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. <
> I have a new philosophy. I΄m only going to dread one day at a time. <
> I think I΄ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. <
> Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. <
> That΄\'s the secret to life... replace one worry with another. <
its time for another Bender quote from Futurama:
This is the greatest nanosecond in my life! No this one, no this one. wait! no that one was slighly
worse. So far so good on this one!
here's a confusing one
The confusing confucius confuse confused people using his confusing confucianism
Peter Griffin from family guy.
My father worked at that factory for 60 years, thats almost 80 years!
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.--
where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ...
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here. lol
Nice Quotations, everyone!!!
So here's from:
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement.
He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.