It's not even drinkable. There's plenty of bad, adjunct lagers that are terribly mediocre, but they're still at least drinkable.
Nattie Ice is so bad it needs a chaser.
I never get your thread names D:
You make me feel as an outsider, as if I can't belong to your pack D:
Recipe was apparently based on George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and whoever else's recipe.
Wow, that looks too good for you. The meal looks classier than the patron.