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IT'S LADIES' NIGHT
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I BELIEVE YOU ARE CORRECTQuote:
Booboo kissing and getting kidnapped!!!!!
Evil...Buruma is evil.
These two lines...good insight...the first is a bit obvious, I guess, so it's funny when you put it like that, but the second line is more serious, and perhaps up to debate...Quote:
Didn't Naruto face many problems by himself for a long time? Perhaps it's time for him to ask and/or get help and have others take the shitty jobs for him?
's hairwaits patiently off screen for his chance to pull another ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL sort of thing.
Greetings, loyal Capslocketeer Brigade!
I apologize for my absence; I was busy with Final Fantasy and giving LnDRash a promotion.
Very Important Business.
Thank you, minions, for voting for yours truly in the Community Awards. You all performed as expected.
Evidently, many visitors to Capslocksylvania enjoyed the hospitable accomodations so much, they voted me Landlord Most Likely to Look the Other Way While You Indulge Your Vices. I'm so happy!
It's more a dig at Kishimoto than anything, for throwing all this tragic shit at Naruto, yet still managing not to ever let him grow up.
NAGATO: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT ALL THESE SHITTY PROBLEMS IN THIS SHITTY WORLD? WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, MR. HOKAGE WANNABE? AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT YOUR SHITTY VILLAGE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN ITS FAIR SHARE OF THIS CRAP!! TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE THINGS?
NARUTO: UM.. I DON'T KNOW?
NAGATO: WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I THINK I'LL TURN AWAY FROM THE DARK SIDE AND KILL MYSELF TO ATONE FOR ALL OF MY MISDEEDS.
NARUTO: REALLY? WOW, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I EXPECTED AND ALSO SOMEWHAT ANTICLIMACTIC... SOMEHOW, I FEEL LIKE THIS SITUATION SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE COMPLICATED... PSSHHT, WHAT DO I KNOW, RIGHT? I'M JUST A KID! LOL
*insert hypnotoad here*
Nice review. I liked your older av better though bloomer
You've got to be kidding me.
Nope, that wasn't enough. Needs more Cookie Monster.
That should suffice. For now.
The only thing that can save us now is chibi Gaara in drag with a fish.
Ahh, that's the stuff. Feelin' no pain.
Now I can tackle this week's
CAPSLOCK WHAT THE FUCKERY
WORKING TITLE: WHAT IN THE SERIOUS FUCK
NARUTO: OKAY, OBITO, I'VE GIVEN YOU A NICE LONG TnJ, YOU SHOULD BE ABOUT READY TO BREAK IN 5... 4... 3...
OBITO: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND? DO YOU EXPECT A TIP OR SOMETHING?
NARUTO: JUST GIVE IN TO YOUR FEELS.
OBITO: *ACTUALLY MANAGES TO LOOK LIKE HE'S THINKING IT OVER*
NARUTO: WELL? ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME, ATONE FOR YOUR SINS, AND PROMISE TO BE A VERY GOOD BOY FOR THE REST OF HOWEVER LONG WE LET YOUR MURDERING ASS LIVE AFTER THIS?
OBITO: WELL... OKAY! YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED ME FOR THE BETTER, NARUTO. I FEEL LIKE THE OLD ME AGAIN! LET'S GO WALK OUT INTO THE LIGHT AND TURN THIS WORLD AROUND!
OBITO: NO, NOT REALLY. *STRANGLES*
OBITO: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING BEING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, AND POSSIBLY THE UNIVERSE. I WOULD RATHER EAT JUUBI POOP THAN HANG OUT WITH YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS LONGER. IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM GOING TO MELT YOUR FACE OFF WITH MY BLACK STUFF. CAPICHE?
NARUTO: *COUGH* BUT- BUT- MY TALK NO JUTSU! AND YOUR PAGE OF RUEFUL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! THAT'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST COMBOS IN THIS WORLD, DON'T TELL ME IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING!
OBITO: YEAH, IT MEANS I'M FUCKING WITH YOU.
NARUTO: YOU'RE DECEITFUL! I'M GOING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!
OBITO: LOL, BETTER MEN THAN YOU HAVE TRIED.
LITTLE OBITO: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
OBITO: WHAT THE-- ME? OR IS IT... AM I IMAGINING NARUTO AS ME? WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE? THE ART DIRECTION IS KIND OF WEIRD.
NARUTO: IT'S NOT ME! I MEAN, IT SORT OF IS. I'M TALKING TO YOU THROUGH THEM, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. MEH, IT'S PROBABLY LOST IN TRANSLATION.
OBITO: SO IT'S KIND OF YOU BUT ALSO ME? OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO, ANYWAY?
NARUTO: I DON'T KNOW!! YOU'RE TRIPPING BALLS, JUST RIDE IT OUT.
OBITO: OK, THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP CREEPY SHIT, BUT WHATEVER. LITTLE ME, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME A HARD TIME? YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU GREW OUT OF YOUR AWKWARD STAGE AND ENDED UP WITH THIS SWEET PETAL CLOAK.
LITTLE OBITO: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GREW UP TO BE YOU! RIN WOULD THINK YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!
OBITO: HEY NOW. THAT'S JUST UNCALLED FOR.
LITTLE OBITO: IT'S TRUE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE A DICK, TOO!
OBITO: WAIT A MINUTE, NOW... I KNOW THAT VOICE! NARUTO!!
NARUTO: LOL, YEAH IT'S ME. GOTCHA!
OBITO: SIGH. YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE UP YOUR SLEEVE, OR CAN I TAKE OFF? I'M DOUBLE PARKED.
NARUTO: YEAH, ACTUALLY! I HAVE... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRIENDS!
OBITO: OH, LORD.
NARUTO: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
OBITO: UGH, HERE WE GO...
NARUTO: TOGETHER WE CAN ACCESS...
OBITO: I'M STARTING TO GET NAUSEOUS.
NARUTO: THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!
OBITO: YEAH, YEAH, POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE IT, I KNOW THE WHOLE SPIEL. I THINK IT'S BEEN MADE ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT I'M A HARD SELL, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
NARUTO: NO TIME! ...OKAY, EVERYBODY! ON THE COUNT OF THREE! ONE... TWO... TWO AND A HALF... TWO AND THREE QUARTERS...
SHIKAMARU: IF HE FAKES US OUT, SO HELP ME GOD...
LEE: ARE WE APPEARING IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE? AWESOME!
TENTEN: OBVIOUSLY NOT. I'M SECOND.
HIRUZEN: SENSEI, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
MINATO: I THINK I WOULD BE DOING A BETTER JOB IF I HAD TWO ARMS. OH WELL, AT LEAST I'M HANDSOME.
SAKURA: SURE, DON'T GIVE ME A TAIL. I'M NOT EVEN BOTHERED!
OBITO: OUCH, SON OF A- ! KNOCK IT OFF! THIS FEELS REALLY DISTURBING!!
NARUTO: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU ATE THE JUUBI. NOW IT'S TOO LATE! YOU'RE GETTING A JUUBI-ECTOMY!
OBITO: OW OW OW OW OW OW
KURAMANOO: GG, US.
OBITO: DAMMIT! I HATE IT WHEN KAKASHI'S RIGHT! OH MAN... I'M GONNA BE HURTIN' TOMORROW. I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER. LET'S SEE, WHAT SHOULD I THINK ABOUT? I KNOW! MY GO-TO FAP PIECE. RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN RIN...
KISHIMOTO: I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF THE RIN SHOW!
SHE'S PRACTICALLY BECOME AN A-LISTER, AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HER, WE'RE STILL SUPPOSED TO GIVE A SHIT FOR SOME REASON!
Hey Bloomer, a true Naruto fan should try to find the good points out in the chapter, no matter what happens..
- You can try and convince yourself it's better than it really is.
- You can get depressed over the overpowering awfulness.
- You can laugh your ass off at the sheer absurdity of it of it all.
Naruto may have turned into a terrible, horrible, and really not very good story but thanks to Bloomer at least we can all laugh about it.
It will take him at least five seconds to say that. As for that, he did hang out with Naruto for 5 seconds, and it also means that he ate juubi poop.Quote:
Oh, and one more thing, Sakura is there ). I thought she just ... disappeared.
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the amazing buruma-tan continues to give us a reason to laugh every week, and kishimoto continues to give us a reason to frown
between the two of you we at MH experience a wide spectrum of emotional turmoil!!!
i literally spit up some coffee when i saw this