... evidently. This is what I was thinking of.
I'm not 100% positive about what exactly you were thinking of, but taking a wild leap, my guess is it comes from Uranus.
You get props for learning to deal with, and having the patience to put up with, that bullshit. I suppose you must get used to it after a while, but still. Annoying at least, and gets you killed at worst. Ugh.Quote:
Yup. My flank attack ("Groin Destroyaahhh!!") is the most potent one. I tend to use that one for single targets I can circle, like Titan when I could stay on his side. Then I use Ass Mastaahhh when I have a group in front of me b/c then I can work in Cone of Bitchslap and whomp them all at once. Or when I can't stay on someone's side for whatever reason.Quote:
Then again maybe I just like grabbing butts. I'm going to see if I can grope one of every kind of mob ass in Eorzea. I'm going to develop some major callouses.Quote:
I can't wait.Quote:
I felt a little deep satisfaction just reading that. Well, I'm still only lvl 30.6, so who knows how long it'll take before I get to Garuda. Hopefully not as long as it took me to get from 30 to 31.Quote:
I wasn't doing anything with my pugilist for weeks except farming aldgoats, toads, and banemites.
Lelena is really riding my ass to stay on track and not go wandering off into the forest on an extended walkabout again, so I'd better stay focused or I'll be in for it.
Lelena: Do your quests! I don't want to see you in your weaver gear! Go do your job!!
Me: wahh but my classes need new gear
I was really relieved when I reached the end of that story and the frog had survived. I thought things were going in an ominous direction.
Well... ok thats also Duplo... but there are also nutella candy bars going by that name... but at the end of the day; doesn't everything come from Uranus at some point of time?
Well... the lag is indeed a bit frustrating... because no matter how much you set your reflexes to overdrive, there are situations when you simply can't avoid ending up taking a hit. And then it starts "OMG NOOB!! U HAD LIKE 5000 YEARS TO RUN OUT OF THAT!! U BRAINDEAD!? WE WIPE BECUZ OF U!!"
Yeah yeah... they can kiss my ass. But it feels bad anyway because in reality you're doing way better then them given the circumstances and you still earn the spite T_T
I just hope some day they fix it. Lag is only part of the problem... it gets only so bad due to lackluster hit detection updating your position only three times per second. Doesn't sound like much, but in conjuction with lets say 0,4secs lag those detection timeframes easily get skipped and then you get those terrible 1 or 2 seconds delayed positioning updates -_-
Of course! Who doesn't? Although I guess I'd pass on Titans butt... those dark brown crusty layers of what I hope is supposed to be rock don't seem very sqeezeable.Quote:
But of course I do understand your scientific motivation to complete your Butt'edex and your need for first hand grope-inspection to catalogue all types properly. Maybe we should ask Sqare if they add this feature somewhere between our crafting, gathering and hunting logs.
Speaking of crafting... pffff! Don't let them rush you! Plucking weeds and building nice fancy gear is at least just as important as punching Primals! I'm already looking forward to all the Leves and Blue Xp pilling up right now... I'll go into a total crafting frenzy! My goal will be at least 50 Weaver... and whats left will be used to skyrocket Alchemy!
Damnit... you've managed to fill half a page with only quotes and smileys... and now it looks like you composed some long super elaborate post... you're using my own tricks against me! I so miss my comput0r T_T
Haha, babies. Call the waaah-mbulance. QQQuote:
Aww. Well, I'll never throw raeg at you if you bork because of The Lag. I'll just laugh at you. Really hard.Quote:
Well, I did get up close and personal with Titan's butt, and I have to say, his assal region is surprisingly un-toned. If he really wants to be a terror in trial mode, he should work out his buns of softstone until they are buns of granite.Quote:
May I suggest
(like omg! how totally 80's is that picture! lol)
I want a butt log! One with little slots for all the butts I've conquered, like the fishing log with a place for each species of fishie I catch. An icon of each butt, shining like a trophy. You know what? There should be a record book for prizewinning butts of extraordinary size. And mobs should drop butts too. HQ ones for crafting.Quote:
I'm at 45 Weaver right now. I can almost taste that Aldgoat! Uh... wait... phrasing.Quote:
I want to level botanist quickly too, so I can get my special prize pet. But it takes soooo long. Unlike for some of the crafting, the leves don't help a whole lot, but they're better than nothing. I have a lot of leve allowance built up, maybe I'll use some for Botanist. I really want get that thing, dammit! If I'm the first to level botanist to 50 and get my friends Kidragoras, then you will all have to love me! Muah ha ha ha! *rubs hands together wickedly*
Unfortunately, I can't do the higher level leves, since my pugilist isn't high enough to unlock the levemete. *pout*
I made a chart of all of my pets. I expect this to be memorized when you return.
Pffft. No I don't. Gotcha!
Anyway here are all of their names. Because I always carry out my threats.
1. Baby Chocobo: Waddles, F. Infant. Has early bedtime. Scampi claims to know nothing of her origins but I see a faint resemblance.
2. Tiny Rat: Dandelion, M. Gift from Nehaleja. <3
3. Baby Bun: Bunly Goodness (you can be my husbando if you know where that name comes from), M (I think). I take it mushroom harvesting with me. "AAHH! My parents! D: "
4. Chigoe: Jeepers Creepers, M
5. Wide-Eyed Fawn: Lisi Jr., F. Gift from Nehaleja
6. Infant Imp, Noctilon. M. If I ever actually decided to reproduce, I'm pretty sure this is what I would end up with.
7. Tiny Tortoise: Shelley. F. Caught her myself.
8. Baby Raptor: Hungry Harold. M. Gift from Nehaleja.
9. Baby Bat: Countess Von Flapula. F. Adopted from Nonoroon's Home for Wayward Flappers. Must go to bed before the sun comes up.
10. Gigantpole: Polly Wog. F. Caught her myself. I'm pretty sure I murdered her parents for their skins. Shhh... I don't want her to seek revenge when she grows up.
11. Pudgy Puk: Fugu Puffs. M. Adopted.
12. Smallshell: Crab Louise, F. Adopted.
13. Goobbue Sprout: Threek.
14. Pudding: Zabaglione. Um, I haven't turned it over yet to find out. Gift from Nehaleja.
15. Demon Brick: Tipsy McStaggers. God only knows. Adopted.
16. Toy Airship: Galley. F. The loyal airship that fishes with me in all weathers.
17. Scampi Superstar
Rasho, it's almost Halloween! You need a costume. You can't expect anyone to give you treats if they know who you are.
Robot in disguise.
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Pffff... we are talking about devouring a Solar System... I hardly think its appropriate to feel insecure about a chocolate candy bar at this point!
You'd laugh at me..? Hm ok... thats not too bad. In fact I even suspect I have somewhat of a fetish for making people laugh. Well... if it makes you so happy I'll start downloading porn whenever I play... that way there'll be so much lag my character will distort like a space/time anomaly. That way you can even archieve all of it with screenshots for later viewing pleasure :>
Sounds like it has once again something to do with asses because I could totally see myself naming a female posterior like that.
But(t)... It does sound kind of strangely familiar... hmm.. hmm... *thinking* *punching head because brain got stuck* *thinking again*
Well... I will just have to guess... most probably it comes from TV... but I doubt its some american commercial because then I couldn't possibly know it... maybe something from Futurama or Simpsons..? Hard to say because those are among the very few shows I used to watch on german TV and as such in german dub........ Gnarf...! It could be anything... Alf... Garfield... the Bundy Family... even something like Malcolm in the Middle or Scrubs would be qualified!
I could use Google of course... but that would be cheating... and Decepticons don't do that! Hell... I'll just go with Futurama and hope for the best...
While we're still at the topic of buns; Yes, that picture certainly looks like something that comes from the same decade as Transformers, Robocop and Terminator. Although I can't even begin to fathom why they would put a woman on that cover instead of Duke Nukem's ass. I mean what kind of woman would want an ass of steel? You can't grab that... you can't jiggle it... slapping it hurts your palm... totally useless!
Speaking of 80's... yesterday I rewatched the Transformers Movie while on my treadmill! Good god it was awesome!
The whole plot basically consists of fighting and shooting laser beams nonstop. Even during those roughly two minutes of peace Hotrod at least had to brawl with a training dummy :9
Oh yes and you were right! Spike (the kids dad) says "OH SHIT!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW!?" after they failed to blow up Unicron. The Movie is full of wonderful quotes though!
"Why settle for a peek if you can see everything from lookout mountain?" <-- sounds like something Jiraiya would say.
"Me Grimlok no nice Dino, me bash brains!" *shoots down a Decepticon Starfighter with his Fire Breath*
"Me Grimlok kick butt!" *Dinobots attack Unicrons Ass but they have to flee when the latter tries to scratch himself*
"Me Grimlok need new strategy..." *sad voice*
Those Movie makers back then were ingenious. Not only did they kill off over half of the Autobots and Decepticons during a single movie (which actually makes this a whole lot more believeable then Naruto's entire war arc), most of those who survived got some power ups along with visual redesigns... which means selling a whole new series of toys... clever!
Look at my Lodestone profile... I'm wearing that thing for over a week now... even my characters passport picture got updated to look like that. I'd say I'm more then ready!
Ugh, getting to lvl 35 is taking forever. I want to save some quests for later classes and I'm not in the mood to run around chasing fates right now. Blah. I really want to get to 35- so I can access the leves in Coerthas to help level Botanist!
I want that Kidragora, dammit. I don't want to buy one. I want to get it myself!!
How odd. I never would have guessed. And I have absolutely no idea what that feels like.Quote:
Oh Rasho, you champion flirt, you. You always know just what to say.Quote:
I don't remember how to take screenshots on the PS3. Start and... ? I'm gonna have to look it up 'cause I'm sure some of your shenanigans are going to be too good to remain uncaptured for posterity.Quote:
What are your instincts telling you?
When in doubt, go with your gut.Quote:
I said go with your gut, dammit! :CQuote:
That's better. Close enough.Quote:
Lisa wants to know if the school lunch has a vegetarian option. Lunchlady Doris dumps a hotdog out of a bun and drops the bun on Lisa's tray.
"Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness."
Congratulations, you are now my husbando. Yes! All the lightning shards I want! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! Now I can put my plan for world domination into motion!
I mean, uh... pillow talk? Yeah that's it.
It was totally bitchin' all right. What with all the Coppertone oil and Jheri Curl, it was one hell of a greasy decade.Quote:
You and me both.Quote:
What would you name a butt like that? Definitely not Bunly Goodness.Quote:
Do you ever stop working out? Speaking of buns of steel. Anyway I noticed that the old Transformers show is on netflix now. Totally gonna watch it.Quote:
I knew it!! How that one slipped past the moral guardians, I have no idea.Quote:
Agreed. Pfft. lol I'm going to have to find that movie somewhere. I'm sure it's in my parents attic on a dusty VHS. Now the real challenge: where the hell to find a VCR.Quote:
Yet another thing that was horrifyingly wonderful about the eighties... the rapid takeover and utter domination by the franchise cash cows. It was truly a beautiful and frightening sight.Quote:
That's not Numina under there, silly! Look closer! Examine self, walking one! (oh lord, I wasn't emotionally prepared for what happened after Titan. D: )Quote:
Buah! I remember that Simpsons Episode. But in german dub that scene wasn't anything special and she just said something completely boring >_<
Our Homer voiceactor rocks though. He sounds fat, stupid and whiny all at the same time :9
Anyway... close enough is good enough. Why go for more then what needs to be done to keep people satisfied? In the end they just get used to it and they'll start expecting 120% performance all the time... no no... playing dumb and getting underestimated is much better for scoring that critical surprise hit.
Wife's an exception though, so now that we're married I'll build you a HQ Wedding Ring out of lightning shards. Oh yes... and bring me a beer! Although I don't drink beer I can at least pour it over the sofa or something to fulfill my husband duties.
How I'd name a female butt of steel..? I think that would depend on the size we're talking about... anything between wrecking ball and literally "junk" in the trunk is a strong possibility.
Maybe even Scrap-Ass... because thats the name of a Robot from my very own Manga that only exists in my head at this time. I've already drawn him a few times though... I'll upload pics once I can and I'm sure you'll fall in love with his sheer manliness... Bender got shit on him!
Oh yeah... and you can watch the Transformers Movie on Youtube! Just type in "Transformers Full Movie 1986". It seem to be one of the few instances when copyright material doesn't get banned for some strange reason. I'm certainly not complaining though... my current list of watchable options during Cardio Sessions is limited enough as it is with no streaming sites except Youtube being accessible >_<
Awww... now I'm sad because CAPSLOCKING ONE reminded Healing one of his salad-friend he lost :,(
I still like that mean bitch in her white Iron Man Armor though. How could I do otherise? She has two(!) gun arms with blades attached to them. With an attire like that its impossible to be mad at her. I'm just embarassed I can't remember her name right now... I only know it was something terribly complicated :/
Heh... but that means you're at the point when things start to get interesting... everything till now was just fillers and buildup chapters! :D
Wait... thats not me on the photo..? But those eyes... that charming |< smile... It can't be... I have a Twin-Sister I didn't know about!? Good gracious... and now we're married..! Oh well... I've had worse...
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Lvl 35 finally! What am I going to do first? Why, head over to Dragonhead (pffft) (so mature) and punch whatever it is their levemete wants me to punch so that I can access their botany leves!
Priorities: I have them.
That thing looks creepy as hell. Hmmm... perhaps I won't chop one out for Nehaleja then, it might give her nightmares.
Lately I've taken to riding around as Fisher since it's so much more peaceful. I'm practically invisible and poor Scampi doesn't get zinged in the tailfeathers by every irritable critter we pass by. Also, I really like my fishing hat. I wish I could wear it all the time. The same cannot be said for my fishing shorts, however. I don't have the final fishing shirt that goes with it, so the shorts show and they're weirdly baggy in the crotch. It makes me look like I've got a load in my pants. Not very elegant.
Lelena: Just be careful you remember to switch back before you turn in any quests.
Me: Of course, lol
Five minutes later: *forgets to switch back* *hands in quest*
Me: Oh son of a
Lelena: What's wrong? Did you forget to switch back?
Me: Don't be ridiculous.
Right on the money, then.Quote:
That smacks of effort. It's best to keep them in the dark about your true power, so you can put in as little work as possible.Quote:
You can't fool me though, husbando, I know what you're capable of.Quote:
And what I don't know, I suspect.
Oh, Rasho! It's just what I've always wanted, ever since you told me about it just now.Quote:
How is that even possible? Does it involve sitting on things with his Scrap??Quote:
Really? Hmm. Will it stand the test of time and hold up to scrutiny without the nostalgia filter? My sources say yes.Quote:
There there, poor Rasho. Someday soon, this computer-less epoch will be but a distant memory and source of nightmares. Speaking of, how is the patient? Still in critical condition?Quote:
That was horrible! Capslocking Punching One was doing that part of the story line while Lelena and Nehaleja were off running around somewhere doing their own things; we were still in a party so I gave a running commentary which consisted mostly of D: and D8. They were laughing at my distressed emoting, Healing One! So mean. A little lettuce bud has met a gruesome end. Show a little decorum, people! >:CQuote:
How could you not?Quote:
That's what I just said.Quote:
I can't remember it either. I think we saw it maybe once, and now it's just "GASP! YOU!" so who knows. But yeah, what a chilly gal. I mean, I'm a pretty despicable person, but not even I would kick a harmless little Salad One into a bookcase. Unless it bit me. Then it's on. I guess I still have a long way to go.Quote:
I'm finally getting to the meat of the story! So far I'm enjoying it. I'm preparing for the eventuality that it's going to be giving me more feels, and then perhaps punching me in them. I'm very hopeful on that point. I like it when stories punch me in the feels.Quote:
I just meant it was Megatron Rasho, not Numina Rasho under the ghost sheet, silly. I know very well that Numina has been stuck in that costume for more than a week. . If you don't get back to Eorzea before Halloween is over, Numi is going to be very out-of-fashion for all saints. And then I will point and laugh, and suggest that we both dress up in our ghost outfits and go out to dinner in the fanciest restaurant in Uldah. If they refuse to seat us, we will threaten to haunt them forever! They will then serve us lava toad legs on the house.Quote:
Oh Rasho. So romantiku. *swoon*Quote:
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But also kind of edible... at least it looks chocolaty on my low res TV. When in doubt let Scampi have the first bite.Quote:
The Spider-Thing-Larva found in lvl50 rare mining nodes is also pretty crazy looking. I'll fetch one for all of you... but you'll get the first so that there are no naming issues!
I already thought of ways how to compensate for all of my shortcomings... I promise I won't let you down!Quote:
1. Although I don't watch soccer, I think I could get myself used to anime soccer... so I'll invite ninjabaato over to our house and then it will be kind of like this:
Buruma-Chan: *watches tv; something very interesting about haircare*
Rasho & ninjabaato: *enter the room*
Rasho: Heeeeey sexeh laide! Sorry but we need the TV!
Buruma-Chan: Can't this wait? I really want to watch this! Maybe Hashirama and Madara will have a guest appearance.
Rasho: Nope. Can't wait. We need to watch the game, it won't wait for us! *pushes Buruma-Chan from the sofa*
Buruma-Chan: *sigh* Ok... what chanel is it?
ninjabaato: Just hit AV on the remote. Its somewhere down on the floor where you are. *munches chips*
Buruma-Chan: Thats our DVD chanel...
Rasho: *inserts DVD*
Buruma-Chan: WTF!? Didn't you guys say this can't wait??
Buruma-Chan: You are aware you can watch a DVD whenever the fuck you want, right..!?
Rasho & ninjabaato: Shhhhh! The game starts...
*everyone stares at the TV*
Some muscular anime guy with bionic limbs kicks a soccer ball and grunts something with a deep throated samurai voice. due to the velocity the ball catches fire like a meteorite. numerous other anime characters mouthgape at the ball... and despite its supposed speed it somehow takes over 15 minutes of dramatic angles and music before the ball finally reaches the goal. the keeper tries to stop it... but the ball pierces straight through his gut and splatters his innards over the stadium before it leaves a trail of devastation throughout the audience.
Rasho & ninjabaato: GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL *air horns*
Buruma-Chan: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS?? AFTER READING NARUTO I THOUGHT I'D BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING... BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NOTHER LEAGUE OF SHITTY! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET THIS?? DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN SNIFFING AROUND THE BLACK MARKET AGAIN..!!
Rasho: Geez... be a good Waifu-Wedgies and stop capslocking on us... we can hear you just fine!
ninjabaato: *air horn*
Rasho & Buruma-Chan: STOP IT!
2. I will wear a synthetic beer-gut with the same wobbly cosistency as breast implants to make up for my lack of girth.
3. I will work around my inability to burp on command by drinking sparkling water all day.
4. I will compensate for my lack of gassiness by mimicing farting sounds with my mouth.
Ahhhhh..! Of course I knew that! I merely wanted to tease you!Quote:
Well... no worries. I got that covered. This year I'll dress as the most hideous Zombi the world has ever seen. My costume consists of banning myself three days from Coffee consumption.
Well... I'm not sure if wearing our ghost costumes after Haloween is such a good idea... people nowdays are a bit tense due to the whole white power thing... but on the other hand... *shrug* who cares... I've already done way more stupid things. I just hope ninjabaato will forgive us... that is if he ever even comes back of course.
Sadly no news on the computer... first there was something called weekend and today was some stupid useless CR exclusive holiday none even cares about... but of course that won't stop anyone from using it as an excuse for doing nothing -_-
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Those critters are so trippy. They always look so surprised, like somebody just opened one of those snake-in-a-can-of-peanuts things in front of them. I can't wait to have a little freaked out spaz-monster of my very own.
Aww. Well I'm sure you'd never let me down.Quote:
See? You're off to a great start already.Quote:
Oh, that's nice of you. We can all hang out. It'll be fun.Quote:
Yes, good, it's important to stay up to speed on the crucial issues.Quote:
Ha, ha. Good one.Quote:
Seriously. We can't rule out that possibility. If it happens, it will affect the future of Capslock.Quote:
Can you at least keep the crumbs out of my hair? No? Of course you can't. Carry on.Quote:
You two are just lucky I want to see what happens.Quote:
Quote:Even someone who has the patience to stick with Naruto just for the joy of making fun of it has to snap sometime.Quote:
Aww. At least we were together in the end. That's all that matters.Quote:
*insert dirty girth-related joke here* Does this belly prosthesis come equipped with cup holders and a mini fridge? 'Cause that would be sooo handy!Quote:
That's so sweet of you, but it isn't really necessary. I have talent enough for two.Quote:
Whaaaat?? I don't get the real thing?? I guess the honeymoon is over.Quote:
That's your husbandly prerogative. Tease away. *raises eyebrow*Quote:
No, Rasho! Don't do it! I don't want you to actually die, just to have the best Halloween costume! *sobs* Don't leave me behind! I'm too young and beautiful to be a widow!Quote:
Forgive us for what; running around Eorzea dressed like ghostessesses without him, or eloping behind his back? Oh wow... looking at it there in print... we're dicks.Quote:
Aww. I will leave the chapter crucifixion un-spoiler-tagged for you tomorrow if you still need it. If you can't play with us soon, I will be sad, but at the same time, it will give me a chance to level a bit more and make presents for you.Quote:
I did the Sunken Temple of Qarn today. And I didn't get squat! >:C
There's a pair of punchy-fists in there that I want. I don't want to go in there again. *childish sulking*
I know I should keep the aetherial loot and etc. that I get, for doing those classes in the future, but honestly I'm running out of room. I'm so tempted just to trade it all in for seals. So far, I have resisted. But it's getting harder and harder to!
Don't worry. I don't die that easily. Three days are just the right dosage to turn me into a Nagato-lookalike.
Well yeah... you kind of mentioned two valid points about why ninjabaato might get upset... but just personally speaking; if I was a black guy and two of my internet acquaintances suddely start to dress up as Ku Klux Klan members for no apparent reason I might feel mildly uncomfortable too. Its a well known incident between Eric Cartman and Chef after all.
Computer ap'e daito: Just called the technician and he replied he'll call me back tomorrow... yay(?).
Well at least I can look forward to your unspoil0rtagged CAPSLOCKU summary... from the spoiler pic I've seen I suspect this weeks chapter will be terribly whiny... so I guess you'll have lots of fun mutilating it.
I don't keep most of the dungeon loot either... except for my lvl42 animu armour bikini of nakedness. Other then that I just craft gear myself or I buy the Grand Company Sets. Relying on random drop chances was never really my cup of tea. I like doing the dungeons though... especially lower ones just for fun, so sooner or later you'll certainly get your trinkets of choice :9
If you're shadowy-eyed on full caffeine, your eyes decaffeinated must be like black pools of haunted despair. Poor Rasho. All that suffering just to win the costume contest at the Hallowe'en party you're not going to because evidently they don't have Hallowe'en there.
Hey now. Americans can tell the difference between a cute ghost with a pumpkin on its head and a Grand Wizard. We can spot the subtle clues.Quote:
Your tomorrow is almost over, and it's my this afternoon. I hope you have good news, but I have a feeling that if you did, you would have reported it already.Quote:
Not... enough... Snidely Whiplash! *collapses*Quote:
Really?? So I won't deeply regret it and/or burst into flames if I offload it? Oh, I am going over to the Storm Headquarters so fast to dump that stuff omgQuote:
I make most of my own gear too. I've gotten a few things from Storm, too. I have shitty luck in dungeons, except for Brayflox that one time when I got practically a whole set out of it. Usually it's something sparkly-magical or heavy-armory that I have no current use for. Ho-hum. If I didn't have to smash butts for my hunting log, I wouldn't have bothered with Halatali at all. There's literally nothing there I want or need.Quote:
I thought Qarn was sort of fun, kind of boring, and I especially hated that stupid golem that just wouldn't freakin' die. ZZZZZ. Then Lele and I got in a fight at the end and it was really funny. I think we made the other two kind of uncomfortable. I hope so.
ME: *DIES* WHOOPS, LOL
LELE: WHAT R U DOIN I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE BLUE SHIT
ME: YEAH I KNOW!! I TRIED BUT I WAS STUCK UP UNDER HIS ASS AND I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!
LELE: JUST HANG ON
ME: I CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE
LELE: JUST STAY OUT OF THE BLUE LAZ0RZ OK???
ME: YEAH YEAH FINE
LELE: PULL YOUR CAMERA BACK SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, LOSER!
ME: NO U
LELE: STOP FREAKING OUT!
ME: *DIES AGAIN*
LELE: WHOOPS, THAT WAS MY FAULT. SORRY!
LELE: WELL??? I'M SORRY OKAY??? JESUS
LELE: STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME.
I hope you will come and play with me when you get back online, but Lelena will be a 50 soon and then Lisi will be all alone in the kiddie park with no one to play with. Pffft. It was like pulling teeth to get Lele to come do Qarn with me! But then he works more than I do so I guess I can't blame him for not wanting to spend his precious game hours on the shallow end of the pool. There are water slides. I can't compete with that.
The time distortion seems to be worse then we anticipated... I wrote the previous post at some point during late morning and now its still 22:00 on the same day... so I'm afraid my "tomorrow" isn't even close to over yet >_<
My dark eye rings are genetically build in. Maybe there's something living deep down inside of me... like a giantic demon badger... or a tapeworm... but I think it has more to do with the rest of me being simply too pale in comparison and its just an optical illusion due to the shadows cast by my deep eye sockets.
Well... as for the gear again: when in doubt just keep the green stuff and obliterate the pink garbage. Sometimes the random stats on the pink gear make it slightly better... but who cares if it has the generic models while the green stuff gets the unique set looks like that Bikini Armour Top & Bottom!
Oh no worries you'll probably get more of me then you're barking for... my Scholar is lvl37 or so and I itend to bring that class to 50... but I'll only play it whenever you play your Monk! And whenever you feel like doing something else, I'll just spent my time gathering or crafting... I'm so adaptive it can be dowright creepy at times :>
Now just cross your fingers and practice your dark goth girl arts so that the stars won't dare being against us... and maybe with a little lot of luck I'll have my power supply back by tomorrow evening!
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I have constant dark circles too. I've heard they're due to allergies, but I have them year round whether it's allergy season or not. So who knows. I'm on the same page with you regarding it being an effect of pallor. Long eyelashes-shadows don't hurt the effect either.Quote:
I kept some of the green for when I level Lancer eventually, and maybe one or two pinks that might be handy. The rest I scrapped, and it felt soooo good. I got a bunch of seals too, maybe now I can justify splurging on a baby Storm chocobo. Just what Scampi wants, I'm sure. Another little ankle-biter waddling around and getting all the attention.Quote:
I'm still messing around and tweaking my macros. They helped at first but then it seemed like things were getting weird, so I'm trying some other stuff. Ugh. I wish I was playing this on the pc, then I'd actually have some freakin' room on my hotbars. *weeps*
And maneuvering with the mouse is much, much less tiresome than the controller. However, my system just isn't set up for it and at least I get to look at it five feet wide on the TV and scare the cats with the surround sound.
They're about the same then. If you get back to Eorzea soon, we can take them around the storyline together.Quote:
Speaking of the story, the hearse quest?? Oh my God!
I- I wasn't prepared to have to transport the body of Salad One!
This game punched me right in the feels, hard. I am really enjoying it.
Well, there's plenty of that to do. I'll have to look up your classes again but I think we might have a couple of complementary ones. I can fish up some fishies and you can make me fish glue! Or something like that.Quote:
Creepy, eh? Yay!Quote:
I'm already on it.Quote:
Now, is that tomorrow tomorrow, or tomorrow the next day, or tomorrow for you but not for me, or...Quote:
Tomorrow is after I go to bed and get out of it again... which means the tomorrow from yesterday has started today two hours ago and as such tomorrow has become today. Now there's a new tomorrow starting tomorrow.
Well... its not like eye circles don't have their advantages; we get something for free others need to use make-up for. Allergies, huh? We have so much in common! I'm so lucky for me its allergy reason all year long due to my Kryptonite being a rare substance called house dust :9
So you enjoy scaring your cats? Mine is stupid... (the one that lives inside) she's literally scared of everyting... be it sounds or motions... even leaves falling from a tree 10 meters away are apparently dangerous enough to make her flee for her life.
On the other hand when I play a raging Werewolf in Skyrim and massacre everything that comes to sight she suddenly doesn't give a fuck about the sound ambiente and sleeps on my lap... god forbid I drop a teaspoon though or even worse: I have to sneeze while she's inside the same or a nearby room.
Right now she's sleeping in her litter box... yes... instead of peeing into it she's made it into her sleeping place... I guess all those tiny edgy rocks must be extremely comfortable. Hard to imagine when I step on them though due to those things spreading all over the house by golemnifying her fur >_<
I wouldn't want her to be any other way though... a "normal" cat would be boring :9
Hm yeah... I guess there's only so much you can fit onto a controller... if I think of my 7 hotbars, three of them filled to the brim and the others cluttered with stuff of lesser importance I can see how macros may come in handy. How do you even type on PS3? Do you have a keyboard attached and you need to put the controller aside every time you want to say something..? I hope not... because if I had to suffer like that I'd probably be very silent |¦
No idea if we can take our ladies around the storyline though... since mine happens to be complete for quite a while now :,(
Won't stop me from stalking you like a loyal pet though!
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So I guess today is the big tomorrow! Good luck.
Those get me too; I just take a claritin if I'm going to do any serious house cleaning. For the rest, I'm literally allergic to every plant and mold extant in my geographic area. I know this b/c I had the scratch tests when I was a kid and got a hive on every last one. :C Fortunately, I get a bit of a break seasonally, so I just take medicine when symptoms act up. Not so for Dad, who lovingly passed this shit on to me; he has to get the shots. I'm just glad I've been around animals since I was a baby and was somewhat desensitized to their dander; I just couldn't survive if I was forbidden to have pets. ... Or I'd just have them anyway, and suffer, like papa. We're a cat-loving family.Quote:
Oh, sure, make me sound like an asshole.Quote:
I just think it's cute when the one that sleeps on the back of the couch (Velcro Kitty, he must be stuck to me if at all possible, or at least close; he's almost always passed out next to me when I play) wakes up and looks around all offended when the noises come out of the speakers behind him." WTF is that? Is it in the house?? I'd better check this shit out.
*noses around* I know there's a fucking cricket in here somewhere. I'm gonna find that thing and then I'm gonna eat it!!"
He pretends to be brave, but when there are real coyotes howling outside the house, he goes under the bed. So I think maybe he can tell the difference.
One of mine is deeply disturbed by the sound of a rustling plastic bag.Quote:
He'll put his ears back and run from the room if I am shaking out a new garbage bag to put in the bin.
And this from a 25-pound giant nick-named "The Ottoman" for his general shape and solidity. Plastic bag so scary!!
Mine just looks at me accusingly when there's fighting going on; he opens one lazy eye: "Must you? *sigh* And I was getting so cozy. Woman, you are interrupting my required 19 hours of beauty sleep".Quote:
If I find I'm about to sneeze and either of my two younger ones is on my lap, I have to hold them reassuringly before the explosion or they'll rip my legs to shreds jumping off. "Kitty no! How would you like it if I used your thigh for a launching pad and raked bloody trails into it every time you sneezed??" "That doesn't count, our little kitty sneezes are cute, not terrifying!!"
A lot of cats did that at the humane society. I thought it was just because their holding kennels were small and they just didn't have a large amount of space to work with. But I guess I'm pretty sure it's just the Kitty in a Box thing. It doesn't matter if it is also a toilet. It's a box, people. Boxes are supposed to have cats in them.Quote:
So, um... where does she pee, then? Hopefully not on your clothes or carpet...
I understand the sentiment. My weirdest cat is also my favorite. Shh, don't tell. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.Quote:
I'm sooooo jealous of that room. My pgl hotbar was full at lvl 30; with the monk stuff and new actions coming in, macros are pretty much a necessity now. Having anything on a separate hotbar is just asking for hilarity. It's so fun to run up to something expecting to punch it in the ass and instead summon your chocobo because you didn't hit L1 enough times to cycle through the bars (or you were just being an airhead and forgot to switch completely).Quote:
As it is, I still have to have a few things on a different bar, and I only have two spaces left on the main one for whatever I get in the next 14 levels.
I see more macros in my future.
I have a wireless keyboard. And yeah, when I want to say something, I have to put down the controller and switch.
I was at first, but I couldn't stand not talking to people. How could they survive without being able to enjoy all of my witty remarks?Quote:
So I dragged out the keyboard and put it on a TV tray in front of my lounging position on the couch. It's not bad. Could be better.
Urgh, sorry. My brain was thinking one thing, my fingers another, evidently; and then I switched gears in the middle. Not a particularly uncommon occurrence with me, I'm afraid. Pffft.Quote:
I was thinking of side quests. Were you a good boy, leaving some for your other classes? I'm trying to leave as many as possible for later, but it's hard. *cries* I have a feeling my later classes will just end up being strictly fate and dungeon grinders and farmers. Poor things.
Yuck, I hate farming with a lower level, but it's a way for them to get some exp here and there.
I don't know which is worse; taking forever to kill a banemite, or killing it in 2 blows but getting nothing out of it except the web it craps out. The drop may be the main goal, but a little exp reward is nice too, dammit!
We can run around and help each other with our adventures.
Or if you don't have any adventures left for your scholar, you can just help me with mine!
Oh, and also you will be helping your waifu with her storyline quest mobs so that she can move along through the plot faster. When you are not chipping lightning shards out of cliffs for her, that is. Just letting you know in advance.
D'aww. I'm looking forward to it. :3Quote:
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