"Onion Life" - "Charles - Ode to Onion " by "NarutoTheory"
Comments: The wonderful onion and all it's usefulness.
Baby, Pearl, Bermuda, Brown, Boiling, Cipollini; you come in so many colors and sizes, you can even be a little greeny.
But you are not greedy, the cooks use you in almost every dish, for you bring joy to your eater, giving the flavor of their food, a wonderful little kiss.
You kiss whatever you come in contact with, whether through the air or by touch, making even my giant eyes, fall victim to your clutch. To--
"Honey, stop writing for a little and come help with the cooking, these pork chops need to be seasoned.
By the way, what's in this pot that you have on the stove?
My eyes have gone watery, I can't seem to find out why, and I'm afraid an ingredient for the seasoning has gone missing."
I rushed from my seat, headed straight for the kitchen.
"Llana, do you know why your eyes are watering?"
"No Charles, but I'm left wondering..."
"That ingredient your missing...my good friend Onion, he's the one cooking."