102) I'd need Hashirama cells for the plant in my window and I wouldn't need to water it...ever
103. That if I wear a spiral mask and call myself madara the world will lose their shit and panic
104. That Sasuke is really a doctor called Dr. Snakes
105. That a rasengan can solve any problem in any battle situation no matter what it is, it just works.
106. That the Uchihas are emotional
107) What's better than a pair of Sharingans? An arm with 10 Sharingans!
108) Orochimaru is the Voldemort version in the Narutoverse
109) Naruto is secretly a saiyan
110: Excessive barfing is good to recover from fatal or crippling injuries.
111: Micheal Jackson was trying to establish the real life version of Otogakure.
112: Nobody wonders about freakish abnormalities like blue skin, 6 arms or a twin growing out of your back.
113: People who know the best and most rapid weight-loss method ever created rather stay fat by choice.
114: Being a goofball means youre strong
115: There christian bible lied, Jesus used E.T. and Genjutsu a lot!
116: Having the biggest wood makes you a GOD
117. Teaching my granddaughter gambling will give her the worst luck possible... Or a H cup