Okay, so this chapter compelled me to do an uber rush-job (even though it may be a tad long winded, sorry) on this chapter because if it didn’t go up now it wouldn’t get done for a long time if at all.
Damn it! I’m supposed to be doing other stuff! But whatever. Thanks Sleepyfans once again for the chapter which can be found here: http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/452/
Okay here we go.
Fangirl Play-by-Play of Chapter 452!
Closing in on Danzo (because we can clearly see that next to Madara, Danzou is the root of all evil…BWAHAHAHA!! Wow…that was a really lame unintentional pun there…)
OMOI!! That name just sounds like something you would shout when someone is super hot, which he is…all suckin’ all the time with his pretty mouth… He’s worried about Bee, and who could blame him? It is a testament to Sasuke’s supposed power that they really believe that he actually captured their master. But…does Sasuke know?? DOES HE?!?
Every time I think of that tentacle I chuckle.
Naruto is of course shocked about the hit on Sasuke and his irrational side starts to take over. Kakashi, wise as he is, explains the situation as typical, but Sakura’s not hearing it. She wants to go put her fist through his face, but Kakashi axes that idea.
Sakura is adamant about having words with him, and her childishness is really coming through here. Naruto’s too. As if Danzou would listen to a couple of douchebag kids who have never really lived through war. Kakashi is on point and it’s reminiscent of the old days of him scolding them for being rash. Much as the kids have grown, they still have a long way to go before they are prepared to deal with ninjaland reality (and having sex ). Naruto’s going to…ASK HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND?!? If I was Kakashi I would have laughed at him so hard right there. Naruto must still be feeling the Jesus glow of his epic salvation of Nagato’s soul and just fails at proper reason. I mean, Danzou didn’t have Jiraiya as a teacher or anything. He’s not a peace loving hippy. He is a war hawk. Like Tobi (which means hawk)! (Let’s all pause for a minute to picture Danzou dancing around like Tobi used to back when was just a douche and not Madara. See what I’m saying? )
Yeah. Kakashi knows Naruto would end up decking Danzou over Sasuke and get thrown in the brig for mutiny or treason or some shit, which is exactly what Danzou wants, but Naruto and Sakura still don’t care.
And we see Kiba once again, reminding us of the fact that he’s still there even though we don’t care.
Kakashi ends the rant by telling them that if they are in jail they won’t be able to look for Sasuke and that pacifies them for the time being. Damn, Sasuke’s name has all the power over them, don’t it? He’s like a friggin’ carrot to an ass!!
Cut to Sai and Danzou. Danzou wants Sai to continue keeping an eye on Naruto and keep him informed, and Sai asks what Danzou plans on doing with Naruto (because we all know that Sai is obsessed with Naruto, his penis, and his relationship with Sasuke ).
Danzou gives Sai the skank-eye.
And reasonable as his reply is about Naruto being a hero and all, I think he really just wants Naruto in the brig as Kakashi said. It is apparent that D-man is losing faith in Sai. Good thing for…oh wait, that comes later.
Cut to the forest.
Sai wonders if he should really relax. Methinks he’s not so much a brainless drone since he’s been Jesused by Naruto and all. He seems a little off-put for someone so trained in not having emotion. The fact that he’s anxious in the first place makes it clear that he does, especially for Naruto.
Naruto and Sakura appear and ask him to tell them more about Danzou and Sai of course, can’t.
Quite literally! Look! He’s gots a thing on his tongue!!
(I’ll skip the joke associating Sai and Naruto’s penis. )
Am I the only person slightly off put by the use of the word “foundation” now as opposed to “Root”? I can’t decide if I hate it or not.
Anyways, all of the “Foundation” members have seals on their tongues so that can’t talk about Danzou if they wanted to.
Sai goes on about Root (I’ll stick with it because it’s shorter) being dirty and that’s why Danzou seals their tongues. Naruto and Sakura then tell him about Sasuke and Sai actually stutters. Looks like he really did have a reason to be anxious after all.
And here’s where Omoi and Big Booty step in demanding to know about Sasuke. Naruto is actually the first one to move here. Nice.
OMFGYES!! At first glance I thought that it was Sai going for his sword all quick-like, BUT NO! That’s my boy NARUTO, BITCHES!! FUCK YEAH!!
He deflects that threatening blade, shoves Sakura out of harms way, and moves in to elbow the $hit out of Big Booty’s face!! YEAH! OMG YEAH!!
Unfortunately Omoi steps up like a pimp and prevents Naruto from doing so in probably the most pimpin’ way possible. Oh man this is good. Have I mentioned how much I sword play?!?
Naruto thinks fast as usual and prepares another counter attack as Big Booty moves to attack once again. Omoi makes sure to tell her not to cut them. Wouldn’t want ANBU after them for hurting Konoha’s hero and their top medic after all. Though I’m sure that Cloud don’t even know this about the kids they are trying to bully.
Oh my god. Naruto…you make me want to become naked and throw myself at your feet.
If Luffy was there he’s be shouting “THAT’S SO COOL!!”
Seriously though, these guys must not be near as cool as Bee because can you imagine the pandemonium if Naruto caught Bee’s sword like that!? I would explode from my nose like Ebisu!! As such, I still am exploding from my nose like Jiraiya, which is severe enough all by itself.
Big Booty sort of creamed her panties for Naruto right there, I just know it.
Sakura and Sai then decide to swoop in.
Omoi, flexing his pimp nuts, avoids Sai’s kick by jumping over Big Booty, and proceeds to take Sakura out of the equation thereby distracting Naruto enough to let Big Booty give his clone a monstrous reverse elbow to the dome.
< ---stupefied by the awesomeness of this little squabble. *pause for ovation*
Naruto has dashed to catch Sakura of course, and the Cloud nin use that opportunity to jump back and reassess the situation leaving Sai in the middle going, “Der…”
Sai rejoins his team, Naruto’s all “WTF!” and I can’t decide if Sakura is mad about being useless, stunned about Naruto being such a pimp and likewise rushing to her side, or if she’s really just surprised by the Cloud ninja. Maybe all 3?
Omoi gives them the skank eye and demands to know about Sasuke and Team “Save Sasuke” wants to know why they give a crap.
Omoi is kind of a liar, isn’t he? Sasuke didn’t attack their village at all. He attacked Bee, and seemingly a ways away from their actual village, but whatever. I want to be that lollipop really bad.
Team “Save Sasuke” are all stunned and Big Booty drives the point home by pointing out that they are afraid for their master’s safety.
Sakura doesn’t think Sasuke would do such a thing but Omoi then invokes the name Akatsuki, which is where Naruto craps himself a little.
Are you kidding??
Sasuke is in Akatsuki, duh!
But we know different, don’t we??
Naruto and Sakura are rendered speechless, and Omoi goes on about wanting Sasuke’s head as revenge. I can’t wait for Naruto’s reaction towards all that revenge crap, and I’m ACHING to hear what Naruto will say to Sasuke himself about revenge too. Oh man. I hate this waiting crap so, so much. I don’t even want to think about how long we have to wait for the anime of this. FUCKING! DAMN IT!!
I bet Naruto will come with some smart words about revenge next week and try to rationalize Sasuke’s actions, and then maybe suggest that they wait it out to find out the whole story from Sasuke himself.
But who knows, I’m rarely not surprised in some way by the turns of events.
Thanks again for reading. I hope you enjoyed and sorry if there's any gross errors. I posted in a hurry.
See you next time?
Ouch the connotation kept me laughing for a few moments (knowing your luck someone will report because they don't like what they are reading)
Great Review, your obsession upon Omai is somewhat becoming disturbing. Firstly you were a Sasuke but now you have become a Omai after only seeing him the 4th time now.
I would like to see next weeks review because surely you can't skip this because Kusacha you are on the ROLL
You doing to Rick Roll. Never Gonna Give you up
it seems that every chapter Naruto just keeps getting more and more sexyQuote:
lol I love your reviews. haven't i mentioned that before? ah well, not like it matters
dude, after last chapter i was all "there's no way Sakura could get more childish then she is now."Quote:
looks like Kishi proved us wrong
I'm getting pretty annoyed at Sakura. I mean, Naruto still has some maturing to do, sure, but if you put his and Sakura's growth next to each other its like hers is just an inch and his is about as long as his...
I don't like the Cloud Nins! I only like chesty lady. the others haven't done it for me. they remind me of part one
Kusachu, I want to be as cool as you someday. Seriously. That is now my lifelong goal.
This review was pretty freakin' awesome. I barely got past the first line with your unintentional "root" pun. Maybe it's just my kooky sense of humor but that had me laughing for five minutes straight just because it was so right, you know? Rarely have I seen a pun better placed than that.
Your off-color reviews are definitely always a joy to read. Totally NSFW (if I had a job I'd be worried), but definitely funny. Anyway, keep up the good work.
And I have always been an Omoi fangirl from the first time I saw him sucking on his lollipop! See, I'm just a fangirl in general. Hot boy=
We'll see about next week. I didn't think I would be so elated by this chapter from the spoilers, but when I read it, I knew I couldn't resist. SO much better than all the Pein stuff. Phenomenal chapter. Best since 439!!!
Sakura needs her turn to grow up. I'm sure a lot of her irrationality comes from the fact that Danzou booted her master so easily, plus she knows that Danzou hates Tsunade anyways because he thinks she's weak, so that must chap Sakura's @$$ a little. I don't blame her for being grumpy and wanting to deck him though, I would too. And I guess I'll have to leave your analogy where it is. I don't think the comparison need go any futher than that.
The Cloud ninja? I don't know about them just yet. They are sort of like Bee. Annoying ass hell out of the gate, but they, especially Omoi, seem to gain pimp points the more they do battle and the less they talk. I'll reserve judgement on them for now.
Your words are too kind Sensei. *blush* Thank you. I humbly bow to you.
But I really DIDN'T intend for the root thing. As I read it, it just kicked me in the teeth and I was all, "Ooooh. Yukyukyuk."
NSFW? Unemployment hi-five! Maybe I should go back and put "*" in where all the curse vowels are, you think? I used to, but no one has complained yet... Maybe I will add a warning at the top...
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In Colleen Clinkenbeards voice: Oh my god that is so AWESOME.Quote:
Also he can summon toads and THAT'S SO COOL. Luffy would definitely want Naruto on his crew.
Absolutely enjoyed this review. The way you let your emotion and arousal flow into the review gave me a good number of laughs and made it a very original read.
Where do you live?
How old are you?
you are hot.
LOL @ jodi ^_^
Keep up the good work, your reviews are very fun to read. I love your sense of humor. I look forward to next week's review!
Hehehe! I think Luffy and Naruto would probably but heads to be the boss.
Heheheheh. Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
You said arousal...teeheehee...*snicker*
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A master piece I really enjoyed with this review, since we haven't laugh with Naruto for a while, and it was good to remember about Naruto's penis
Kusachu,seriously,...i LOVE your crazyness and your randomness!!!
thanks a lot for this awesome review!
enjoyed every part of it!
i rather think that it was his character and that he was overthinking it!
omoi thinks: sasuke "killed" killa bee---->killa bee=last jinchuuriki from kumo---->kumo weakend=sasuke attacked kumo
and your love for omoi is kinda disturbing,but funny at the same time!!
you have to keep doing them!!
gurl, you're crazy! i absolutely love your review.
was feeling quite depressed earlier but reading what you wrote made me laugh so hard i'm feeling much better now.
hope you write another one for the next chapter.
Lol awesome review Kusachu, though this one had more serious moments than your usual style.
and Omoi is a liar
Is Kusachu on DRUGS? Did she take crack and changed herself from "comedian" to "George Bush"? This review is great but it was more serious, yep I agree. What happened to all the funnyness?
Meh, it was rushed so she didn't have time to crack up the jokes. As always a great review *a big thumps up*
Also you both are wrong because Sasuke did attack the village. http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/408/02/ Even though I'm a Sasuke fan but I can't deny the facts LOL
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