Here is my theory.
Back when the sanin were young, Orochimaru and Danzo conspired together to revive the greatest Uchiha. Orochimaru drew the transmutation circle and the gate took the life from half of Danzo, leaving him without an eye and an arm. Unfortunately Danzo is a chicken and he ran away, so Madara was born with only half a body and was rejected by orochimaru as a failure, thinking that the corpse could never live. He then went in to hiding biding his time until he stumbled upon the crushed body of Obito, which he fusion danced with and then got Sasori to puppet himself together.
This cursed creature became tobi and plotted the annihilation of the Leaf. The scar that Danzo had due to the revival spell became cursed and would occasional hurt and show him a vision of what tobi was doing. Eventually the evilness of Tobi super corrupted the mind of Danzo.
What is going to happen is that Danzo will be exiled and sasuke and Naruto are going to kill Madara/tobi. However, the corrupt mind that tobi left in Danzo and the fact that they shared the same flesh due to the resurrection spell means that Tobi can never truly be killed until Danzo is killed.
Sasuke will kill danzo but then Tobi will fire the killing jutsu at Naruto who will use kagebunshin and reflect the curse back at tobi and kill him.
Also somewhere in there dumbledore dies.
my theory on the kyubi is that he was once a good pet in the realm of heaven but then one day, one of the gods took him for a walk in the human world, there he was corrupt by human malice, he began hating everything and everyone. he was no longer obedient and convince his fellow bijuus to rebelled against the gods but he lost that war and he along with the bijuus was banish to earth.
I've got a new theory.
Danzou has the Sharingan, anyone with me?
Well let's see, since I want the Rinnegan back: In Buddhism reincarnation is an important theme right? And so is becoming in a higher state of conciousness or something along those lines. Since Nagato saw the light in the end and his theme was about Buddhism, he will be reincarnated as a higher state of being and help Naruto in his quest for peace, ultimately fighting alongside him against Madara and Sasuke. He will also teach Naruto a Gedou Mazou related trick to keep the Kyuubi in check when he uses its power.
I would throw out this same crazy theory except instead of the Madara being Sasuke, i would throw Danzou's name in there.Originally Posted by Xiraiya
They have a lot in common, they are both pretty much total douchebags and they both use swords. Not sure on the motive though.
Last edited by Jammin; July 11, 2009 at 01:36 PM.
These are independent wild theories even if some could be chained together into others..
Tobi is really Shodaime who stole an eye from Madara during their battle.
Shodaime was the originator of the body transfer jutsu which Orchimaru later stole and tried to replicate, but couldn't complete properly because he lacked Mokuton.
Itachi didn't actually kill any of the Uchiha, Tobi did it and threatened to kill the rest of the village as well if Itachi refused to join Akatuski.
Danzo is really Naruto's overprotective grandfather who hated Sandaime both for his loss in trying to become Hokage, and the loss of Minato due to following Sandaime's philosophy.
Root was systematically farming the Uchiha clan to get Sharingan, and soon anyone who has ever worn a mask will have one. The Uchiha clan was killed to prevent further farming.
Madara's EMS wasn't so E, and he needs regular replacements, thus his interest in Itachi and Sasuke.
Hinata will be kidnapped and forced to breed with Sasuke in an attempt to preserve the Sharingan/Uchiha legacy.
Minato and Sandaime will be resurrected when Naruto unlocks the reaper death seal to retrieve the missing half of Kyubi's chakra.
Naruto's mother wasn't special at all. She was just a girl Minato seduced while out "doing research" with Jiraiya.
Tsunade will transfer all of her knowledge directly to Sakura via a special jutsu before passing away. The techniques will include an almost completed technique to artificially recreate any kekkai genkai provided you have a sample. Sakura will then obtain every KG seen to date and subsequently enslave Sasuke. She will be defeated by losing control of her powers and literally being annoyed to death by Naruto.
Kabuto will eventually simply degenerate and die on his own.
Kabuto is a previously unknown Jinchuriki. There are more than 9 of the tailed beasts.
Naruto will become the true 6th Hokage after killing Danzo in front of the other Kage, and serving as substitute until Tsunade dies.
The seven swords of the mist are an alternative way of controlling tailed beasts, and Suigetsu will use them to topple Madara and and become the new major villian.
My theory is that Shino is actually Tobi (what, the hair is so similar!) and hides a Sharingan under his black glasses that can shoot laser shots - upgraded form of Amaterasu. And he actually has a sting coming out of his ass.
Also Tenten is gonna die during a solo scouting mission in a glorious duel with Kisame that lasts 2 panels.
And in the final great massive last chapter of Naruto there will be a SakuHinaNaru threesome.
After Minato used the DRS against the fox, he sealed half his soul in the DRS and half in naruto. Then a powerful ninja Minato befriended took away his body instead of burying and put it on ice, in hopes of one day the seal would break and Minaot would rise again in the time of need. In order to look after her husband, kushina had to leave behind naruto.
THe key given to J-man is not only meant to loosen the DRS seal, but also, to bring Minato energy more forward. When the seal finally releases, the soul from naruto and the DRS would release and come back to Minato, reviving him.
HAHA that was fun
I'm still waiting for the Hiding with Scissors ninja from Sewing Country to come and pwn the shit out of Konan.
OH! I got one!! Konan didn't wrap up Nagato and Yahiko's corpses to take them home to bury then, she actually wanted to smoke them like blunts so they could appear to her and give her all the answers to the test!!