Just as Raikage and Bee are about to leave the place where they killed Kisame they notice a shadow arround them which is getting bigger. They look up in the sky and the last thing they see is an H-Bomb painted like a Shark.
Water Release: Big Shark Bullet !
The explosion wakes Naruto up and he notices the Mushroom Cloud. He gets a panic attack because he fears Sasuke could be there und the stress causes him to fall in to a coma. In his coma he somehow meets Tsunade and a new filler arc begins where they both are searching a way out of the coma.
Meanwhile Mizukage arives at the battle between Sasuke and Danzo. She notices the face on Danzos shoulder and recognizes it as the face of the forth Mizukage. Danzo tried to absorb him to become the three tails host, but he failed and the beast escaped. However the Mizukage had an natural afinity towards Water und Earth Elements, which later helped Danzo to combine with the first Hokages DNA.
The current Mizukage gets furious about this and attacks Danzo with an enormous poisonous cloud. Madara, Karin and Sazuke are also hit by the cloud. Sasuke colapses but Karin somehow manages to pull him out of the cloud, Madara has to vomit and he pukes out Fuu and Torune. Sakura and the Konoha Rookies arive at the scene. A battle Royale starts and everybody gets killed, exept Madara Sasuke and Karin because Madara teleports them away.
Sasuke recovers after a few days and Madara tells him what happened and that Danzo and all Konoha Rookies are dead, so he dicides to go after the Village Elders.
When he arives in Konoha however he finds out that Orochimaru was reborn through Kabuto and killed everything what was left of the village. Sasuke goes berserk because he was striped of his revenge and kills Orochimaru.
After hes finished Sasuke thinks .......................... hmmmmm.... shit, what am iam going to do now !? Because he lost his reason to live he becomes an empty shell that does everything what Madara tells him... and Madara tells him: Here, take Itachis Eyes and sync with Gedo Mazo. Sasuke obeys and it is revealed that Madara somehow managed to extract the Kyubi und the Hachibi from Narutos and Bees Bodys.
He becomes the Ten Tails host and an inhuman beeing inside of Gedo Mazo and casts his Mugen Tsukuyomi over the world. After thousands of years people forget about all this and it is revealed that Naruto Shippuuden was a prequel to Matrix, with Madara being the Architect.
oh and i almost forgot: danzo has a byakugan leg.
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After controlling kyubi and maybe learning Hiraishin Naruto will perfect his most deadly jutsu the new sen nen goroshi.
Konohamaru will become a major character, combining sexy-jutsu with strong gen-jutsu to overwhelm any opponent with the vision of a harem full of customized dream womans naked. His nickname will be Ero-Tachi and the Jutsu will be even more feared then Tsukuyomi.
After face planting in the snow like an overdosed heroin fiend, Naruto will be hauled back to Konoha by Yamato like a sack of emotionally distraught potatoes, and taken to Konoha General. In the absence of Tsunade, the medical nin will ask Hiashi to see if he can help them quickly find the problem with his unparalleled Byakugan. Despite Yamato's protest that Naruto is just overwhelmed by an acute case of punk-itis, and being around pretty nurses should heal him right up, Hiashi will come to help anyway.
Almost immediately Hiashi will see the problem. At some point when Naruto was a child, he had shoved a pencil eraser so far up his nose, that it had migrated to his brain. The medical nin will be amazed.Apparently, the only reason he is still both alive, and has higher brain function than a root vegetable, is because of the Kyuubi.
They'll promptly remove the eraser, and Naruto will awake nearly recovered the next morning and be greeted by Shikamaru. He'll suprise Shikamaru by suggesting a game of shogi and proceed to beat him 10 straight times. With the eraser removed, it seems that his I.Q. has skyrocketed to rival the smartest rookie in Konoha.
He'll laugh at Shikamaru's suggestion that they go eat Ramen, opting instead for sashimi and a good sake. On the way to the restaurant, they'll stop at a shop to get what Naruto will refer to as "adult clothing", and he'll wonder aloud why his friends let him run around dressed like a living hazard warning sign..... But then,he'll joke that he guesses that was actually appropriate for a border line mentally handicapped person.
After the meal, Naruto , in his flattering new clothes, will use his now perfect chakra control to perform slight of hand magic tricks to charm a quick romantic tryst out of Ino, Ten Ten, and Anko....at the same time. He'll leave them with no promises and stay the night at the Hyuuga place.
The next morning, he'll henge a thousand clones into birds and use them to find and spy on Sasuke and Madara. He'll then come up with a strategy with Shikamaru that is 20 moves ahead of any eventuality that Sasuke or Madara could possibly consider. They'll trick Madara into thinking that he caught them spying on him and lure him to a location where Naruto is using henge'd clones to look like a search party.
Unbeknown to Madara, Naruto will have arranged for ma and pa frog at myouboku mountain to begin their frog song at this exact moment, and owing to Naruto's perfect timing,they are good and warmed up when Madara arrives. While Madara is acting the fool with whack-a-mole and such, a well hidden Shikamaru will summon ma and pa who will immediately paralyze Madara and give Naruto just enough time before he breaks the genjutsu to use his nine new different types of spatially recomposed, Kyuubi-chakra infused S ranked fuuton attacks that he learned that morning with 1000 clones and his now functioning brain.
Madara will die an inglorious, bloody, and painful death, as the slicing techniques will be so deft, that he won't even realize he was hit until he phases back to dimension x and then promptly, literally, falls to pieces in front of a resting Sasuke and Karin.
Naruto and Shikamaru will make it home before dinner, and Naruto, knowing full well that Sasuke is stuck in dimension X with Karin, will tell Sakura that Sasuke is fine and wants to see her, but they don't know which one of Oro's old hideouts he'll be in. They'll laugh aloud as she runs off immediately to find him......In the coming months, they take over the world.
How's that for left field?
Last edited by Smokes; January 21, 2010 at 03:15 AM. Reason: Embellishing...what's it to you?!?!?!
Reminds me of Homer and the pencil in his nose xD
When Danzou dies he mutates to a giant blob of flesh which is covered in sharingans and tentacles.
There can be no japanese manga without a creature like that.
Naruto isn't the main character............ oh, wait......
It will be revealed that it is in fact Zetsu who is pulling the strings and that he is more powerful then Madara. Kakashi and some other Shinobi will have to face of Madara and Zetsu in battle, while simultaniously Naruto will have to face of Sasuke in a different place.
Madara will get killed while Zetsu proves himself to be too powerful for Kakashi and his Team to handle, so they either will retreat or will get killed. Naruto however, after a long tough battle, managed to get an serious tactical advantage over Sasuke. Naruto will warn Sasuke: "Its over Sasuke... you are at too much of a disadvantage...". But Sasukes thoughts are by now completely clouded in hatred and he will state "You underestimate my power!" and he will attack anyway, which results in him being caught in the most powerful Rasenshuriken ever. His limbs will be sliced of and most of his skin will be shred, leaving him multilated and disfigured on the verge of death.
Sasuke's last words to Naruto will be "I HATE YOU!!" while Naruto will only respond "You where my brother Sasuke... I loved you..." and leave him to die. A while after this Zetsu arives at the place and finds Sasuke berely alive. He closes his wouds with his white stuff, makes new limbs for him and restores his chakra. But the wounds from his battle with Naruto where too deep and he is left as a hollow shell of his former self. Because of his horrible scars he puts on Madaras Mask, which Zetsu brought with him. He then continues life as Zetsus underling, just like Madara before him.
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The sharingan tree that was created from Danzo's arm will give fruit.
The fruit will be sharingan, and the samurai from the land of the iron will farm it and become the most powerfull nation in the Narutoverse.
Eventually, the tree will give rinnegan fruit, which will be stolen by Konan and given to Naruto, which will then revive everyone that died and become an immortal messiah.
Naruto new jutsu or training will be inspired by one of his daily Ramen.
Danzo wont die, he'll suck Karin of her chakra while making Sasuke attack an empty stop with the mind control and regrow his lost arm by connecting himself to the sharintree.
Then Madara will have to save Sasuke, drop Fu and Torune and give him Itachi's eyes while saying he's an idiot.
Last edited by hakuthehedgehog; January 30, 2010 at 01:51 PM.