I believe Naruto is qoinq to have a traininq session with the 9 tailed fox now that he is in a coma (traininq in his subconsciousness/mind). The fox and Naruto will learn to work with each other. The damn 4th qreat Ninja war is about to fckin take place, and its about time for Naruto to learn to use the power he has that every body is fiqhtinq over.
Kabuto somehow learns the mechanics of Edo Tensei and summons Orochimaru
I'm glad this is here for us crazy people to post stuff.
Don't read this if you are looking for entertainment..... You've been warned
All right, this is something that I wanted in some way to be a part of the story but for various reasons, I really don't care anymore. I'll address that at the end.
O.K., nine years before the story started, Hinata was almost kidnapped and Hyuuga Hizashi ended up giving his life to avoid a war with Kumo .
The Uchiha massacre happened four years before the story began and this is what I wanted to happen in the five years in between.
Danzou wanted war for the kidnapping attempt and the loss of such a valuable shinobi. If Konoha didn't respond strongly, it could signal to every Tom, Dick, and Orochimaru that the village was soft and could be harmed with impunity. Sarutobi, however, was not gonna have any of that. He felt the appropriate response was hippy love, and since he had the final say, that was all she wrote.
So Danzou came up with a plan, but he was going to need Uchiha help, so he set up the ground work. He spent the proceeding year working to marginalize the Uchiha. Using his shadow gov. and the
idiot pawnselders, he sowed discord and saw them isolated until he figured the proud Uchiha Fugaku was about to snap and the Uchiha in general were in a state of unrest and then made his approach.
He told Fugaku that he had heard rumors of revolt, but assured him that he understood. It was, after all, Sarutobi's weak leadership that had led to second rate clans looking down on the Uchiha. But he had a plan that would help them both. If Fugaku would do him a solid, he would put his weight behind an Uchiha and position him for the role of hokage. It could be any Uchiha he chose, even his own son.
His plan involved pushing the decision for war beyond Sarutobi's hands. He needed to stage an attack on a certain clan that still followed the way of the Senju and , even as a part of Konoha, still made their home in the forest; living in that area south east of Konoha that connected the fire country with the lightening country. (seriously, there are two adjoining territories there).That clan, we'll call the Haruno clan (see where I'm going with this? And it could have been a different clan name, the point is it was Sakura's). And here I have problems, I got various ways that Sakura would have avoided being killed, but we don't know anything about her parents. Did they both live or maybe she ended up adopted or whatever. So I won't get into the plethora of ways that could have played out.
Danzou needed the Uchiha to use their special skills to make perfect copies of Kumo weapons and to kill the clan members with Kumo jutsu. A small price to pay for future leadership of the Konoha.
After some thought and meetings, Fugaku determined that if things were to stay the way they were, they would be fighting Konoha any way, and Danzou was a snake, but he certainly wasn't a friend of Sarutobi, so he put together a team, possibly including Inabi and Yashiro and did the deed.
It was a success, but unfortunately, Kakashi was involved in the investigation afterward and had some questions. His input was able to stymie Danzou's push for war, but in the mean time, Danzou was keeping up the act and putting his weight behind Itachi.....especially since the wheels were threatening to come off his wagon and he could be exposed.
This is around the time that Fugaku is going on and on about how Itachi was the clan's hope. He was expecting their day in the sun very soon.
But then Disaster struck. Itachi became involved in that investigation and Danzou had to do some damage control. He tells Itachi that he has the weight of Konoha on his shoulders and he needs to find out the truth. Itachi then becomes an agent of Konoha and starts to determine that his clan was involved. The crazy mood swings start and Fugaku doesn't understand his son anymore. Itachi starts making melodramatic speeches to his little brother about perceptions and such.
To be absolutely sure, Itachi asks his best friend, Shisui, to use his unique powers to help find out the full truth. But the original conspirators are already on to Itachi, and fearing that Fugaku will not allow the death of his son, they put Shisui down and support the theory that Itachi killed him.
Itachi knows at that moment what has happened. He reports back to the elders, Sarutobi, and Danzou. Sarutobi wants more hippy love. He wants to talk things through with the Uchiha because he feels something is wrong and of course Danzou is involved.
The Uchiha stay tight lipped as Sarutobi tries to avoid accusing them of anything but pleading for them to let him know if Danzou has somehow mislead them. But he is wasting his time.
Meanwhile, Danzou gives Itachi a replica of his original speech to his dad. He tells him that the clan is most likely doomed. But, perhaps, if the Uchiha handled this, he might be able to put his younger brother in the same position that he had placed Itachi in. To save Sasuke, Itachi choked back bloody tears and became a murderer. He enlisted the aid of Madara, (I actually do have an idea how Madara first came in the picture in this crazy scenario of mine, but this is plenty long enough already) and leaves the village planning on living at least until he can make his brother a hero.
Sometime after that night, he finds out the truth, probably from Madara.
I wanted this stuff to have happened because I wanted to see the effect this truth would have on all three of them. But It seems that firstly, Danzou seems to have been demoted in importance and is now dead. Doesn't feel like he was as smart as I gave him credit for. Second, I wanted Sakura to have another emotion to struggle with besides love, but as much as she seems to recognize what she needs to do now, it doesn't seem that anything can actually make her stop loving Sasuke, and third, Naruto lives under Kishi's boot. No matter what he does, Kishi will roll him back to the same character. You gotta put in some serious work for most of your fanbase to still call you're shonen hero a skilless idiot after ten years, no one's gonna believe he's more complicated than that. Just us fans rooting for him as he cries and faints and falls completely off the popularity polls.
Last edited by Smokes; February 12, 2010 at 03:17 AM. Reason: One monkey short of a barrel.
Naruto becomes the Hokage and then on the next panel Ichigo appears and Aizen says: You broke out of the Kyoka Suigetsu? How?
Ichigo: I realized that there is no such thing as a main character named Naruto.
Aizen: Damn, I knew I should have made Sasuke the main character from the beginning.
Madara is Mizuki !!!
Madara will implant some of his sharingan collection into the Bijuu, enabling them to use Izanagi when they need, in order to tip the scales back to him.
Then, some ninja will be able to retrieve the sharingan from the Bijuus, only for Madara teleport near them and suck them for Sasuke + random Bijuu to kill him/her.
kabuto is naruto's brother
Madara is a Zetsu clone
If an Uchiha and a Senju have a child together, that child will have the rin'negan.
I.e., the rin'negan is an expression of the merging of these two bloodlines, divided amongst his sons upon the Rikudou Sage's death.
Last edited by Tengou; March 23, 2010 at 03:59 PM.
sakura will awaken the rinnegan when sauce kills naruto. and she will become the kage of all 5 ninja villages
Naruto will do a massive shadow clone technique, summon the death god and murder everyone. He will trick the death god into not taking his real body, which he will then rejuvenate with sage and fox energy and redo the cycle. Kishi will do this as a final plot twist.