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This thread is where you can make up your own quotes that would probably not appear in Bleach. They can be outrageous but keep them relatively clean. I'll start it off.
Byakuya (to Ichigo): Don't talk out of your league, boy...Oooph *Byakuya hits the ground head first*
*Aizen walks over with a smirk as he releases his reiatsu*
Aizen: And what were you saying about one not talking out of his league?
Aizen: Hmm...Tousen, it seems Kenpachi has invaded Hueco Mundo. Don't you two have some history?
Tousen: Eeep! Hide me, mommy! *He hides behind Aizen*
urahara:quick go to ss and save rukia coz she has my hogyoku in her........errr ...whoops.
ichigo:whats a hogyoku?
urahara: errr ......um......its a type of cake that i wanna sell in my sweet store.
ichigo :mmm sounds yummy
Soi-Fon: The reason I can't stand you is because.....
Soi-fon: When you left.....
Soi-fon: You borrowed a orange top from me that you never returned!
Yoruichi: I don't remember that.
Soi-fon: You're wearing it right now!
Yoruichi: Oh........well you can have back it if you--
Soi-fon: No just keep it--
Yoruichi: Yeah that would be wise it isn't fresh right now.
Rukia: If you want to save your family, there's no other way.
Ichigo: Give me your sword shinigami.
Rukia: Shinigami ja nai, Katsura da!!!
props to those who get that joke...
Rukia: Ichigo! Just go! Let me be executed! Don't worry about me, just save yourself
Ichigo: Okay sure. You heard her guys, we're out of here. Sorry for the misunderstanding Byakuya. Nice place
Byakuya: No problem. Maybe we can have some tea sometime. I'll help walk you out
Ishida: Well that was awfully nice of him
Chad: Yes, quite
Orihime: Hey, but we don't get to meet the other captains this way
Byakuya: Don't worry, they'll introduce themselves right now, just to be courteous
Tousen: I'm blind ^^
Yamamoto: I'm old ^^
Kyoraku: I like pink ^^
Ukitake: I'm sick ^^
Hitsugaya: I'm short ^^
Komamura: I don't even know WHAT I am ^^
Rukia: ...you know...I was being sarcastic
Ichigo: Nope, too late. We're outta here...execute her good
Yamamoto: Will do
Last edited by Zeus-Tails; November 13, 2007 at 04:12 AM.
nanda kore wa:kastura
shinigami ja nai, kastura da ( im not a shinigami im a _____)??
karin:dad did u know ichi-nii is a shinigami and goes out at night fighting monsters.
isshin: aahhh masaki our son has become a deviant
ichigo: *hmm this girl thinks she smart*
yuzu: nii-san you shouldnt do such dangerous things
ichigo: ok i admit im a shinigami...........*glares at karin* BUT KARIN WETS THE BED!!!
don-kaonji:Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah..... all together now....
everyone except karin: Bwa......ha ha ha haaaaaah
komamura: TOUSEN. COME DOWN! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AM I NOT MANLY ENOUGH?
another line i would change:
(orihime in ichigo's room)
orihime: i'll live 5 lives and live in 5 cities and eat 5 foods and i'll still love one guy. (leans in....ten minutes later....smokes cigarette)....it wasnt what i thought it would be....(thinks, maybe sado-kun will do it better?)
yuzu: oi, karin-chan, did you hear weasels fighting???
Rejected Scene: Ulquiorra at the Doctor's Office
Ulquiorra: Okay, Doc., give me the results of my check-up, I have to go complete a mission for Aizen-sama
Doctor: Well Mr. Schiffer, it seems there is a problem
Ulquiorra: Oh? What's that?
Doctor: Well, you know you have chalk-white skin and a hole in the base of your throat, right?
Ulquiorra: Yes, it's my characteristics of being an arrancar. The 4th Espada!
Doctor: Well actually, it's the characteristis of cancer
Doctor: Yes, you have cancer
Ulquiorra: But that can't be true, I-
Doctor: Let me ask you, have you been losing your hair lately?
Ulquiorra: Yes, in the shower sometimes but that-
Doctor: Well, there you go.
Ulquiorra: But, I don't under-
Doctor: Let me ask you another medical question...when you're trapped in negacion, how long does it take you to get out?
Ulquiorra: About 3 hours, but-
Doctor: Oh, oh that's not good. That's way too long *Writes something down*
Ulquiorra: Oh my, but...but Aizen-sama-
Doctor: Look, you're going to die!
Scene: Espada meeting; Grimmjow gets up an walks away
Grimmjow: I'm sick and tired of you, Aizen! Letting my arm get chopped off! Kicking me out of the Espada and then pushing me into the ground with your reiatsu! Your reign of tyranny is over! We demand drinks better than tea! You're making us all look like a bunch of pansies in the eyes of the fans!
Tousen: Aizen-sama can make us drink whatever he wants!
Grimmjow: Why don't you just marry Aizen if you love him so much!?
Scene: Kenpachi appears in front of Tesla and Noitora
Tesla: Hmmm...hey Noitora-sama, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Noitora: *He lifts up his eye patch to reveal a DBZ scouter* .....IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Tesla: WHAT?! 9000!?!?!!!!
Last edited by Zeus-Tails; November 13, 2007 at 02:05 AM.
The scene when Aizen, Tousen and Ichimaru got into HM by Negacion light:
Gin: I would have loved it if you catched me for a little longer...Forgive me, Rangiku
Matsumoto: No, Gin, Wait!
Gin: I'm sorry, Rangiku.
Matsumoto: You still owe me sake from the bet you lost last time!
Nnoitra to Sado: Hmmm, you look like you feel pretty good about yourself right now. I'll bet you just got a power up. Must be nice, however we simply cannot have you or your fans be happy. Allow me to put you in your place, because I wouldn't want you getting a big head or anything like that.
Nnoitra vs Nel adult form-
Nel:Lmao Noobter No hax just k-style
Tousen:Okay I'm going to kill kenpachi
*Everyone even Sajin laughs until he dose it*
"God" and Ichigo scene when the meet
"God": well Ichigo I'm your father
Ichigo: that can't be true
"God": it's true your mom was a whore......
Ichigo:Kon why is Karin looking at me like that?
Kon:I have no idea what your UGH!!*gets crushed by ichigo's foot*what teddy bears need love too *he's stomped till his stuffing comes out*
Final Battle against Aizen just as Ichigo's after ichigo deals the final blow:
Orohime:he he he he HEHEH MWHAAAHAHAHAHA!!! fool he was just a tool used for the final soul to unlock the door
Last edited by JioFreed666; November 13, 2007 at 02:27 PM.
guys, remember, even in fun it is not nice and inappropriate to bash people or things...
Don't over do it, even humor has it's boundaries defined. thanks.
Ryuken: So I told him in order to fully regain his powers as a quincy he can no longer associate with shinigami ever again only to compromise his situation of having to choose between his pride and his nakama who happen to be shinigami. Then I shot arrows at him until he crapped his pants.
Isshin: You're an even worse father than me.
Ryuken: I know.
Isshin: Teach me your ways.
Rangiku: Foolish child......
Orihime: Rangiku-san (uncontrolled laughter) pwease stop!
Rangiku: Baka, it's better this way right? Both Rukia and yourself standing by Ichigo......even he knows he needs both of you. You really don't seem the jealous type. When misery overcomes you, you gotta stand on your own 2 feet and overcome misery. You Understand? Sulking over negativity all your life ain't healthy. It's best not to run but stand and fight those worries. That's what I see in you Orihime.
(Orihime cries in Rangiku's breasts)
Rangiku: Let it out child, my breasts will absorb your pain.............Captain?
(They both look up at the ceiling where hitsugaya is hanging)
Hitsugaya: Um............carry on.