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Team Magic Muscles
I'd forgotten about the clones - Mashiro Kick from 100 directions at once won't be too good for anyone But still, I think Tessai could Kido the hell out of Szayel before he manages to release.
Szael doesn't have any preparations for the fight, so he would loose, cause it's his only advantage. As a fighter he is pretty weak. Mashiro is fast and rather strong physically, but Chad and Tessai are also physically strong.
Also Tessai is a damn Kidou monster and there is only one person who might be better than him in Kidou and his name is Yama.
Team Magic Muscles wins this.
I can easily see Tessai soloing this.
Tessai does his time and space jutsu, I mean kido, and freezes them both. Walks up to them, uses Bakudo no.99 so they cannot see anything nor move, than does a Black coffin with incantation. Teleports them on an aircraft carrier in a deep sea and uses Isshin style Hado no.1 with his middle finger to push their dead bodies overboard into the ocean. Then he teleports Chad back to Mexico to visit his grandfather's grave. Just for the lolz.
Yeah I think that's unlikely, seeing as how:
1) He's got a partner and it's a forbidden Kido
2) He should have the power to take them down with absurd ease without use of forbidden Kido. Neither of them are Captain level. Lol
Tessai rapes both of them.
As I wrote, Just for the lolz.
But it is nice to know what Tessai could do without even his zan. No physical contact fights rock. As does kido.
IMO chad isn't needed for Magic Muscles to win
Although given teleportation being not banned, Tessai would be a beast with it. He could simply end matches by teleporting rocks into peoples' heads instantly. Lol.
I kind of understand reasoning like that though... however it's just so alien to Bleach. Honestly though, why couldn't Hachi just teleport rocks inside people? Characters in bleach seem to seriously underuse their abilities... although fights wouldn't be especially interesting if everyone just used a binding Kido from the start. What really got to me though, was Zommari only taking control of Byakuya's left arm and left leg. At one point Zommari said he used two of his eyes simultaneously, so why not four? Why did he not just take sovereignty over all four of Byakuya's limbs from the start? If Zommari used four eyes simultaneously on all four of a person's limbs, they'd be screwed. If only he hadn't spent all his time lecturing Byakuya about being arrogant... quite ironic when I come to think of it.
Last edited by Tsukisama; March 19, 2011 at 08:07 PM.
Personally I think mashiro could take on chad. Chad took on a privaron espada with one hit but I would think mashiro with mask could actually match the physical capacities of a espada/captain which would give her a huge advantage over chad who is still getting there. Tessai is also stronger than grants IMO. Tessai is a kido master and has been shown to be capable of using consecutive level 99 spells, something which no single character has ever done before (urahara needed an incantation for just one of such spells, aizen never got it quite right without an incantation and when hachi did it seemed to be a bit taxing on him). Mayuri has his tricks but I would still give tessai a versatility advantage due to not really needing prep time for anything.
As for the zomari part.... he probably acted that way for the same reason he did not aim for byakuya's head from the start. Still, doing such a thing is not necessarily a victory for zomari. Kido, to which zomari's ability was compared, is not this magical thing which works for no reason (which is ironic in a way). Kido is bounded by rules and it ultimately comes down to a reiatsu fight. Byakuya cut his tendons to deal with amor efficiently but there is no guarantee that had zomari taken control over byakuya's head from the start then byakuya would not have been able to pull through that with reiatsu and willpower (as is generally the case with such techniques).
Tessai is different in that he's a Captain, a whole jump of power above Hachi =/.
Also, for you guys debating on the premise of plot-induced whatever, if the characters fight IC then it will be present again. Making excuses from plot is an amateurish way to debate.
Just mah two cents