"SHE GOT THEM THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGS!!"
How's the hiatus going!?
Based on the silence I'm thinking "good". xD
you guys are only making his ego rise by posting in his thread. You're giving him attention wondering where he is bla bla he's gonna be narcisist lvl 9000 when he comes back.
Maybe Alpha had a horrible review writing accident and now his wrists are so stiff he can never type, write a joint review,
or fapever again.
Okay now I'm seriously worried...
Then again, maybe we all have fierce BO or something, and he can't stand the stench.