i can become invisible in total darkness
I have the power ignore douchebags... at least to a slightly greater degree than most people. Kinda.
I have the power of getting addicted to Skype conversations.
I have the power to make people hate me.
I have the power to cry when my feelings get hurt.
easily annoy people
i can sleep on a chair
I can get extremely loud/weird-sounding hiccups nearly every time I'm drunk.
walk around without wearing a shirt power
^ Holy shit, I have that power too!
i can open doors and turn on lights with my nose