I'll do the freaking dishes if I have to. XD
That or maybe flirt with a guy till he offers to pay for it? Probably wouldn't work though.
What would you do if your pet could talk?
I would probably flip shit because my cat is always meowing non-stop when he wants to go outside.
WWDI You randomly met me in real life
I'd probably ignore you or try to convince myself it wasn't you. Then maybe say hello...not sure
What would you do if you went out for the day and realized you weren't wearing underwear?
I'd be like this all day
WWDI you were sucked into a parallel universe were everything was so far advanced you didn't know what to do.
I would tell old granny stories to everyone "Well back in my day we used this thing called a toilet." And probably call everyone whipper snappers. I would land myself in a nut house in probably 2 seconds flat.
Then I would show everyone the forgotten music of our era. Everyone would love me.
What would you do if a hobo stole your car?
Uh... I would be severely pissed as I just got this car...
What would you do if a random cow showed up in your car?
I'd probably say something like "That's so cute!" and laugh. Then I'd have to get it out of the car. That would be very hard.
What would you do if the person you like saw you were sleep walking and naked on the street?
Well I would be asleep, so I guess I wouldn't realize it. But if I suddenly woke up, I would seduce him or her. Might as well take advantage of those circumstances.
What would you do if your boss fired you?
I would probably be dumbfounded as I wouldn't know why I got fired for.
What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in a foreign area?
Explore of course! And hope to god this foreign place has a good amount of English speakers.
What would you do if your favorite band broke up?
I would probably Cry myself to sleep for a long time as I have yet to see them in concert yet... Actually I've seen 1 of my three favorite bands live.
What would you do if you got a phone call from a kid you knew back in elementry.
I'd tell him to bugger off and give me his lunch money if he knew what was good for him
What would you do if you had tennis balls for hands and cantaloupes for feet?
I'd probably have to ask someone to feed me. And walking would be a problem.
What would you do if you were a camel?
I'd drink a ton of water and tell people to look at my lovely camel humps
What would you do if you started growing wings and didn't want anyone to notice?