“Here lies digitaldude, he died sad and alone, long forgotten by his Funforum peers, age 31”
"Here lies goldb, they said he couldn't do it...."
Here lies some guy found from the gutter under the bridge. His last words were -"Don't you know me, I used to be in the movie business!"
"Here lies matzik , she's bored and lonely and wanna slap someone in the face ..."
"Here lies....an empty grave, I'm still out there bitches!"
"Here lies Naomidee. She's dead."
*A few feet to the right...*
"Here lies your mom. Not the first time she's been lying with Naomidee."
Here lies Otaku, in the bright city he chased after girls, he found Lawlett-kun's gender surprising, and gave his guts a hurl
"Here lies TheMoa. Sorry by the poor tombstone."
"here lies scav, he died trying to understand why his modafucking program didn't work"
Here lies Adorien, died of lack of chocolate and most importantly, Skype.
Here lies Otaku, was fatally stabbed by Adorien after stealing her chocolate
Here lies goldb, died stuffing snow into a chicken.