Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If I had the dough, I would rather get a life sized statue of myself.
Of course. I shall stand majestically like Greek gods of old.
Ah, so you were thinking Statue of Davis type. I can see you in the museums now.
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Did anyone catch the music Rodriguez performed to? Did anyone else show their inner fangirl?
I fucking did.
Yes. Some parts will also be appropriately re-proportioned in line with my creative re-imagining of the scale a certain organ.
Yep, yep, carry on. Nothing to see here.