Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
use spoiler tags,woman
Ugh. My allergies are slowly killing meeeeeeeeeeee.
misogynist?is that a pokemon name?
Man I have things to do in the morning at its 5am. Dammit. Summer laziness.
MYSOGYNIST I CHOOSE YOU
Sexist attack moves are too easy...
I am going to win this thread.
Nice sig, Googz!