Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Did you PM the interviewer to correct them?
Who did the interview?
mother of gawd shin
Has anyone watched this anime?
Only one man here.
Damn Brazil lost another gold medal at beach volley... Damn you germans