Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Thread stops at the count of #1500. Person who becomes the last one, wins!
Awesome Quote Edition
v."There are no men like me. There's only me."- naruto-niichan
v. "I start where the last man left off."- jorped
v. "My love for you is the sort of love where I want to marry you" - Bugzee
v. "This is it" - wizzard
v. "May the force be with you" - naruto-niichan
v. "Fear cuts deeper than swords" - Charlie
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Again... I missed last thread
Don't you just love it when your dog is like "damn my life's good, I got this pathetic excuse of a peon doing EEEEEVERYTHING for me and even though I did my business a couple of hours ago I'll take a 2am shit on the floor in his bedroom" RIGHT before you're trying to get at least a LITTLE sleep which leaves you with no choice but to mutter a sleepily "noo gtfo disgusting dog bad girl go away hnng", pick it up with paper, put it in a plastic bag, realise you can just flush the shit as you're not outside walking with her so you walk over to the bathroom, empty the plastic bag in the toilet, throw away the bag, clean the floor, use this spray thing you buy in stores that will make bad shit smell like good shit (some fragrance spray shit), go back to bed and realise you can't sleep because you didn't clean away the smell which means you're lying there in a bed, trying to doze off in the middle of an odour orgy of dog shit, FRESHLY PICKED FLOWERS FRAGNANCE WTF and the two eggs you fried twenty minutes ago.
I'll sleep like a baby.
Imagine having this as a home theater