If my balls were to grow I would invite her to the bedroom, not send her away to the kitchen....
...or maybe I would go see a doctor
Or you could send her to the kitchen and ask her to bring a sandwich to your bed.
What's this urge to eat a sandwich? I would think eating something else would be a more primal and more satisfying instinct
And with that awesome suggestion, I will take my ass from here, and go sleep....well...read first, then sleep
What is with the casual misogyny from you guys?