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I don't get it...
Sounds more like rapping than joking.
heres my number , call me from the dead to destory mountains
I'm about to post a few Fodder Jokes: 6/9/12 - 7:59 AM
Yo momma is so fat, even Naruto didn't believe it.
Yo momma is so fat, Neji couldn't even hit her chakra points.
Yo momma so fat, she scares Chouji.
Yo momma so ugly, Jiraiya turned gay.
Yo momma so ugly, she joined anbu just to have a reason to wear a mask.
Stupid stuff like that, which are so lame. But I haven't heard any good Naruto jokes to date.
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Heres another Chapter Joke:
If Madara's so Godlike, and can cut mountains down and crap....how'd he get beat by a bunch of trees and timber (Hashirama)?
Mizukage is so hot , no amount of water can cool her down
Last edited by LnDRash; June 12, 2012 at 09:44 AM.
Tsunade realizing just how big Madara is .
Poor Jiraiya and Dan couldn't compare
Joke of the Week:
What is the similarity between Orochimaru and a Nintendo Wii?
-Little boys turn them on
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Here's a minor joke.
Naruto- shikamaru, i heard you buried of the akatsuki underground are you sure no one will ever find him?
Shikamaru- yes, he is very well hidan.
(It's so stupid it's funny...read it out loud and you'll get it)
I think I cringed a little at some of these... too cheesy. xd
An Uchiha and an Uzumaki both jump off of the same building at the exact same time. Which one hits the ground first?
The Uchiha. Because an Uzumaki would have to stop and ask directions.
...it helps if you imagine Sasuke and Naruto as the two ninja in question.
Click this link for a quicky: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4002710AA9nHHR
It's actually pretty funny once you think about it.
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6/21/2012 - Naruto Joke of the Week. (Manga Chapter 590: http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/26323743/1 )
(Episode 267 at this site: http://www.tailedfox.com/)
Now onto the joke of the week.
Okay, this should be fun...Let's see...
Sage Mode Naruto doesn't throw his new Rasenshuriken. The second he lets go of it, it runs away in fear. (In reference to Chuck Norris)
What's the fastest way to a woman's heart?