Kage Bushin feint + Rasengan combo
Power of friendship
Talk no Jutsu
Alliance shuriken attack
Sasuke will solo that puppy
Orochimaru will take it over and be the next Rikudou Sennin
Tenten will absorb it and become complete once again
Obito will screw Madara over and sacrifice himself for the greater good
The Gaikage will destroy it with the Eight Gate
As of last chapter ( for future reference, 609 ) the Juubi came back to life.
The world is doomed, pretty much, unless the good guys will find a way to deal with it. Considering they crapped their pants only by seeing Madara ( and that same Madara is fresh as air together with his side-kick Obito ready to overtaking Juubi ) chances aren't really that high unless severe PIS involved.
Seeing as the whole Tobito deal was dealt with, Kishi can either pull out of his
asshat a new power/ability/mode/seal/whatevs or just, you know, let the Juubi get defeated by normal means.
^ That's why this topic is here in the first place ( ), to try to predict what Kishi will do, seeing into the future to shape a vision of what will come.
Crack theories are also welcomed, after all who would've known that, back in the days, a bunch of cells could do so many things?
Madara becomes the Juubis host and then he loses to the Ultimate Friendship Rasengen even the members of Fairy Tail would be proud of. Madara explodes, the Bijuu are split up again and scatter around the world like the Dragon Balls, and since they've already been turned into friendly puppies thanks to Narutos talk no jutsu, everybodies lives happily onward from that day.
Alternatively Gaikage can also punch the Juubi out of Madara and then he seals it into Tenten, so that she can use the Banana Fan and finally becomes useful.
combine of :
(Kage Bushin feint + Rasengan combo )+Power of friendship +Talk no Jutsu
and new plot hole ...
I agree with LnDRash regarding the outcome of the Gaikage punching it out of Madara.
But if we're going to go with less serious options, it depends on a circumstance: Whether the Juubi ends up in Madara or not. It all comes down to this meeting, which obviously is highly important.
If it doesn't get sealed (which is unlikely as the villain has to be "this close" to completing his plan before being defeated), it'll eventually gain control over itself (the combined will of the "friendly Bijuu" will overcome the menacing will of the Juubi). That, or Naruto gained some form of semi-Juubi power when fist bumping the friendly Bijuu and once activated will be able to fight the Juubi.
If it does get sealed in Madara, the same will happen. The friendly Bijuu will take control over the will of the Juubi and somehow betray Madara from within, giving Naruto an opening.
... or Obito will just suck up Madara. It's the ultimate way to deal with him, and let's face it. Who else is going to seal Madara away?
The first LOL.
But it would be cool if Orochimaru could take the Juubi in order to become like the Sennin.
The Gaikage is over. We are entering the era of Rock Lee. He'll go 8 gates and knock it to the moon. But seriously, I hope the K12 can contribute to the Jyuubi/Madara/Obito defeat. Standing there being Naruto's cheerleaders would make me sick after all this time they were put on the sidelines.
But outside of Shikamaru using his Rikudou Sennin level brain to think of something, I can't see where they can help. Maybe the Jyuubi is afraid of dogs and will run away from Akamaru?
Obito will come to his senses, Kamui half the damn thing and die.
That's all, folks.
What do I expect?
Naruto grabbing Sasuke as his meatshield and shooting a RasenGUN at the baddies in da face like a boss ala this
What will I get?
Something like this, no doubt.
I'm gonna bank on the Sharingan playing a part in its defeat lol.
I mean, the Sharingan has been in the sidelines for a lot of this part of the story... Like, we haven't even seen it much in the war... I reckon Kishi will revive it for this one task.
Harem no Jutsu.
To be more specific... Harem no Jutsu Rin Version. Why would need Obito a Genjutsu world when there are like 30 naked and horny Rins about him? After releasing a damn huge amount of... u know what i mean... he comes back to mind and absorbs Jyuubi, leaving Madara who gets a 1000 years of Pain from Gaikage in Gate 8.
Final moral of story:
Boobs > Hatred.
Ah jeah Sasuke and co discovered the secret map to Jiraiyas treasure... a cave filled with books he wrote but never published... the world is in there hands. They needed Orochimaru because he is an adult.
Last edited by Sachsenhesse; November 21, 2012 at 02:34 AM.
Naruto will use the names of the beasts to split the beast back into nine.
Onooki is gonna get revived by Tsunade, then supplied by Kyuubi and does a mega super kame hame ha ---> Juubi dead
Cell is gonna arrive in his time machine and absorb the shit - then leave to kill Goku.