Hashirama... Is it true that you had a threesome with Madara and Mito?
Tobirama... Y U invented Edo Tensei you creep?
Hiruzen... Is it true that you > Madara?
Minato... Why Itachi and I look like your and mom's son?
The meaning of life
Why Uchihas are so mistreated. If Kyuubi was a misunderstood puppy, so were we!
I'm kinda murder Minato's son and the future Hokage. Any tips on how to kill an Uzumaki Jinchuuriki?
Who came up with the Will of Fire bullshit?
Why none of you is an Uchiha?
Other serious questions
We know what Sasuke wants to know, but its kinda broad and it would take years to know everything there is to know.
So, say you are given Kishimoto's pen of doom, what would you make Sasuke ask to the Hokages?
Would you concentrate on only one, or would you bombard them with silly questions only to piss them off, knowing they can't retaliate?
Be serious or not, the important thing is to go nuts
I would bombard them with the silliest and annoying questions to the point where some fans pluck theyre eyes out. I would equally piss Uchiha, Senju, Uzumaki etc fans simultaneously.
In all seriousness, i would ask Hashirama why he never used his cells to create world peace and have everyone sing Kumbaya while they recover from illnesses and become super charged.
I actually cannot think of any serious question to ask any of them lol
why you great ninjas turned to total losers !?
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Well, I'd ask first how a baby is born.
And then, "Minato... Why Itachi and I look like your and mom's son?" This is a trap. Nothing bad will come out. If he takes the bait, that'll explain everything. The coup d'etat was the end result of a love triangle.
And finally, to the Third, "How did you end up with a woman when you were such a midget?"
Final words to everyone: "Okay. Leave your CVs over that stone. We'll call you back when a position needs a fill."
"Why did you let me go home alone after school every day to my cold, empty, taped-off crime scene house? The chalk outlines made me feel terrible. In what possible way could that lead to me growing up emotionally healthy??"
Let's hope Tsunade revamped Konoha's Department of Human Services eventually, because daaaaaamn.
I'd ask them to kindly piss off to wherever they came from.
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To Hashirama: "How can I get the most out of my tomato plants?"
To Tobirama: "Why so serious?"
To Hiruzen: "Where'd you hide your porn?"
To Minato: "Are Uzumaki chicks good in the sack?"
Wondering now why Naruto didn't live in the ruins of Uzumaki Town. Or if he even knew they were there. Or if he even knew why everyone in the village (including himself) wear the sign of the Uzumaki. Sasuke and Naruto both should have had top lodging with guards 24/7.
Wait, why did everybody wear the spiral instead of the fan? They treated Naruto like crap despite being the last Uzumaki in the village, but Sasuke was hoisted to god-tier expectations? Was it only because his family was murdered more recently?
I think Sasuke's first question will be for Tobirama. He was allegedly the Hokage that caused division between the Uchiha and the rest of the village. Wonder if there's truth to that. The people sure as hell seemed to love the Uchiha l: l
While Sasuke's eyes would certainly be coveted, Naruto's true identity was kept a secret. In fact, it's very surprising to me that they used Uzumkai as his last name, as you would figure people would try and capture him because of his heritage. Obviously Minato had enemies from Iwa and Kumo so naming him Namikaze would have been hazardous to his health as well.
Not to mention it seems those ruins were rather creepy according to Suigetsu, not exactly a place for a small child.
If I was Sasuke, the first question I would ask is:
What is Konoha? Swiftly followed with:
What is it about Konoha that a huge amount of people have sacrificed their lives for? what makes special (more than any other village)?
Thatr is where I would start...
Knowing Sasuke, he will first ask about the Uchiha and then about what is a village ecc...
What I am looking forward too however are the Hokage's answers.
They'll just say village is where your heart is, your home, where everyone you care about is. It must be protected, and its younglings nurtured so they can grow up to protect the next generation of Leaflets. Hiruzen will probably say Uchiha massacre occurred in order to protect Konoha and the young ones from being caught up. Tobirama and Hashirama will be shocked, and all three hokage will be sad at Uchiha's extermination. Or at least, Tobirama will be all "I saw this coming," while Minato will be sad. Not totally sure about Hashirama but I assume he'll be sad.
Especially if tobi was tellin the truth about how Uchiha sided with Hashi.
Before he asks his questions I'm hoping he gives them a headsup on the events as of late, aswell as tells them what happened to the Uchiha according to what Tobi has told him.
For Hashirama: "After Madara's defeat, how were relations with the Uchiha Clan? Did they resent you? Did people resent them? And where did Madara's strength come from?"
For Tobirama: "You created the Uchiha Police Force. Why? Were there any hidden motives or did you genuinely place my clan on a pedestal? Were you just trying to keep us at by while feining respect?"
For Sarutobi: "If you're the Hokage, how did Danzou manage to sneak around you and have an entire clan murdered off? More importantly, why the hell didn't he die after you figured out what he did?"
For Minato: "Tobi claims to be Uchiha Madara. He also claims that he's not responsible for the Kyuubi attack 16 years ago. Is this true?"
hashirama: how did you defeat madaara eventhough he have the ems[amatasarsu,susanoo,tsukoyami],why didnt you kill him.why you didnt realise that he will become a real treat to konoha
tobirama: did you found edo tensi,if so how would you relieve madaara from edotensi mode,is edo tensi only be released by one who cast that
sarutobi: why you tell itachi an uchiha clan member to assainate all uchiha clan members and made him a missing ninja. why he didnt care about sasuke as he cared about naruto
minato: why didnt he taught kakashi ftg and ask him to tell that jutsu to naruto as he want naruto to defeat tobi[obito] who himself is a space time ninjutsu efficient user
or he may have tell that to someone
to all why uchiha clan was set apart from konoha
Each of the 4 Kages seem to be different. IMO, Tobirama and Minato seemed to be ready to do anything and everything necessary to get the job done. Hashirama and Sarturobi seemed to lack that resolve (or at least Hiruzen did).
The idea that a founding clan of this village was exterminated under Hiruzen's watch will not sit well with at least Minato and Hashirama (it remains to be seen if Tobirama would have wanted this or not). Not to mention, the fact that the village had been so divided in ways of thinking at different points, and the fact that one of her prized sons is now out for revenge against it is going to cause quite a stir among the 4 of them.
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