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For those who don't know, Dragon Fall is a legendary spanish parody of Dragon Ball that was published over 10 years ago, and ran off for several years, with around 40+ chapters. Its authors were Nacho Fernandez and Alvaro Lopez.
Here's a teaser, the cover of the first chapter, #0:
So, you can find the raw here:
http://rapidshare.de/files/22642866/Dragon_Fall_Especial_0.zip.html
And some notes of your interest:
-If the raw looks so wonderfully good, it's thanks to rykarreolacr, who kindly pointed me towards the best existing scan
-You read it left to right, western style
-This chapter is the first one that came out. It was double-sized, and began at that point of the story. However, the next ones will start the story from the beginning.
-The translation for it got so big, I'll split it in 3 posts so your head doesn't explode.
Said that, enjoy!
Dragon Fall #0 Translation
by leecherboy (a.k.a. kyo-boy)
*Important note: I'll be using brackets [] for speech that is not within bubbles (speech around the characters, that is)
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First off, the names:
Celulitis (Celula in spanish, Cell in japanese): In Spain, the word 'Celulitis' means both the 'Cellulitis' disease and the 'Cellulite' cosmetic condition. Here, it means the latter one (that's the main reason behind the jokes).
Vegetal (Vegeta): 'Vegetal' means 'vegetable', and a person who is in comma, as well.
Trakatranks (Trunks): this is just the loud noises something would do when falling.
Chiqrilin (Krilin): he's named after the "Galletas Chiquilin", a famous brand of cookies some years ago in Spain.
Soson Goku (Son Goku): the word 'soso' means dull, as the word 'soson' means 'a very dull one'.
Chun Gohan (Son Gohan): something that is 'chungo' means that it sucks, basically.
Numbers XVI, XVII & XVIII (#16, #17 & #18): nothing special here.
Tente (Dende): named after a brand of building toys of the same name, if memory serves.
Duende Tarugo (Duende Tortuga in spanish, Muten Roshi in japanese): 'Duende Tortuga' means 'Turtle Goblin', whereas 'Duende Tarugo' means 'Dumbass Goblin'.
Discolo (Piccolo): 'discolo' means 'naughty'.
Kagarrot (Kakarrot, Goku's original name): you may know by now, 'cagar' means 'to take a dump'.
Pompon (Popo): a 'pompon' is one of those fluffy balls. In english, the word is spelled in the same way, so you probably knew that.
Duende Sakarin (Duende Karin in spanish, Karin in japanese): a pun with 'sacarin'.
Vietnamek (Namek): yep, a pun with Vietnam.
Kehu-ron Dragon (Shenron Dragon): the expression '¡que huron!' means 'what a greedy one!', or something like that. By the way, it's pretty much outdated by now.
Kome-jame-ha (Kame-hame-ha): both 'come' and 'jama' mean 'eat', so it could be translated as 'eat this ha'.
Mr. Patan (Mr. Satan): 'patan' means 'clumsy'.
Peskaito (Kaito): 'pescaito' means 'little fish'.
Page 2
Up until now: Vegetal and his son Trakatranks are about to face Celulitis' lethal attack (no, they aren't going on a diet), but the android tuns out to be really deadly. He's about to absorb androids XVII and XVIII, and reach perfection, but Chiqrilin is there to attempt to stop him. Will he make it? Who knows...
Page 3
Trak.-We're not afraid of you, Celulitis, we'll crush you between us two...!
Box: It's his father (though they look like Pixie and Dixie)
Text on handkerchief: I love androids
Veg.-No.
Veg.-I will get rid of him alone...
Trak.-But dad, that's too dangerous!
Trak.-You can't be so reckless now!
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Veg.-I'm sure I can take care of him alone...!
Veg.-And don't call me "dad", it freaks me out!
Veg.-I'll crush him with my eyes closed!!
Veg.-Well... I may open them a little...
XVII-What?
Cel.-[Kiddo! Me wants!]
XVIII-No!
Chiq.-Shit!
Arrow: Don't say foul words!
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XVIII-Number XVII!
XVIII-Spit him! Spit him! Spit him!
Text on bag: stones
Veg.-Well, well...
Veg.-After all, we may see something interesting...
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Trak.-What's gonna happen now that he's absorbed one of the androids?
Veg.-Yes! Yes!
Veg.-It's wonderful!
Note: I'd say he's friggin' ugly!
Page 7
Chiq.-Uh oh, I don't like this...!
Cel.-I'm not the Celulitis you knew...[I'm so strong!]
Cel.-I've taken a step towards perfection, though I'm still missing another one...
Trak.-Shit!
XVIII-Uh oh, he means me...
XVI-I won't let you touch number XVIII!!
Goku-No, don't do it, that's not the way!
Gohan-Think before rushing it!
Gohan-Pass it towards the center of the field, don't be silly!
Goku-Come on, dribble him, you can do it!
Page 8
Cel.-Well, well...
Cel.-Just what I thought...
Note: No, I'm not explaining anything! Absurd humor is like that...
Page 9
Veg.-Mmmm, I like this...
XVIII-Lessee, I had some emergency clothes around here... [No, not that! Mmmm...][I like this!]
XVIII-Chiqriliin...!
Chiq.-Uh?
XVIII-You wouldn't let Celulitis hurt me, would you?
Chiq.-Oohh!
Veg.-How wonderful!
Veg.-Such a beauty!
Veg.-You look really made to fight!
Veg.-What a body! Such power!
Cel.-But I can be even more powerful, did you know?
Veg.-Oh, yeaaah?
Veg.-Please, please, do it!
Trak.-No, dammit!
XVIII-Uh?
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Cel.-[Tee hee, touchies, touchies]
Chiq.-Uh, wha, wha?
Veg.-Good, he's done what I wanted, now he'll achieve perfection and I'll be able to use all my power...
Chiq.-Shit, she looked so good!
Cel.-Oh yeah, and she tasted good, too...!
Sound:Bamf![Again...]
Veg.-Good, you did it, now we can fight! Come on, let's start!
Veg.-Wow!
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Chiq.-Shit!
Box: Sorry about repeating this word so much, but it's the only foul word the censorship allows us to say.
Trak.-I gotta stop him, I must bring out all of my hidden power.
Chiq.-Shoot, he's the Hulk!
Chiq.-I never thought you could bring out so much power, but why don't you move?!
Trak.-I can't, I'm way stuffed, don't let him find out...
Page 12
Cel.-Come on, bring it on...
Cel.-Let's see how strong you have gotten...
Note: Several "tromps" later...
Cel.-Tsk, tsk, you've disappointed me...
Page 13
Cel.-You current situation puts you in a disadvantage against me...
Cel.-I can react to you attacks, no matter how powerful they are...
Cel.-But you can't do the same...
Cel.-Allow me to demonstrate...
Chiq.-I gotta be seeing things...!
Page 14
Cel.-So? What will be your next move?
Trak.-S... Shit...! You... You've... beaten me...!
Cel.-Of course! Now that I've achieved perfection, I am invincible!
Cel.-And no one will stand against me!
Cel.-No one... will... stand...!
Cel.-Bwaaaaaah! How boring! Nobody will ever fight me! I won't have any more fun!
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Cel.-Bwaaaah, how dull, how boring, I don't want this to end yet...
Alvaro-Say, what did you have to draw in here? [Uh? Lazy you?]
Nacho-I don't quite remember...[Shoot, how shocking!]
Sign: Sorry for the trouble
Trak.-You don't want this to end yet...?
Trak.-Say, Celulitis!
Note: What a sissy!
Trak.-I think I got an idea...
Trak.-If you're so eager to keep on fighting, why don't you give us a second chance? Give us some time to prepare ourselves, and then create a tournament in which we'll all fight against you...
Cel.-Yes!! I think that's a brilliant idea! I'll spare your life till you're all ready and then I'll call up the great tournament!
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Cel.-I'll give you ten days to get ready, more than that would be wasteless waiting... [He, he, he][I'm such a bastard...]
Trak.-Just tell me something, Celulitis, why do you do this? What is your purpose?
Cel.-My purpose...? I never put that much thought into it, you see...!
Note: There's no doubt he has Soson Goku's cells!
Cel.-Bye!
Chiq.-Are you stupid, man? Who told ya to help him?
Trak.-Don't worry, he doesn't know that Soson Goku and Chun Gohan are training in that room where a year passes in a day...
Trak.-In ten days we'll all be ready to finish him...
Trak.-Won't we?
Trak.-Won't we?
Chiq.-I gotta be seeing things...!
Note: What? If Toriyama photocopies his drawings, we won't stay behind!
Page 17
Later, in a far away place...
Cel.-This place looks alright...
Cel.-Let's go for some do-it-yourself!
Cel.-Perfect! (Like me!)
Sign: Don't smoke the weed
Page 18
Next day, on the televisions all around the world...
TV-News: In the Penguin Village, Arale Norimaki once again broke in half the local police's patrol car while she was chasing a butterfly...
TV-"Yoyo!" was what she said...
Du.Ta.-What's wrong? Did the antenna got fucked up?
Cel.-Kwak! Kwak!
*Translation note: "El Juego de la Oca" (The Game of the Goose) is a board game as popular in Spain as the "Snakes and Ladders" game in America. In fact, it's so popular it got its own TV Show. I needn't to say, "El Gran Juego de la Celulitis" is a parody of that show.
Cel.-Don't miss in ten days this very important event, in which the whole earth's future will be decided...
Du.Ta.-It's... It's him... Celulitis!
Cel.-Because, unless any of the contestants beats me, Celulitis, the earth will have no future!
Box: That day, the future catastrophe was made clear... The last TV program in history would be a reality show!!
[br]Posted on: June 10, 2006, 04:48:52 AM_________________________________________________Page 19
Later, on heaven...
Dis.-So, you also saw him on TV...
Chiq.-Yeah, we were in the Duende Tarugo's house when he showed up!
Veg.-That monster won't destroy anything while there's a single breath left in me!
Chiq.-Speaking of which, Trakatranks, what a haircut!
Trak.-It was my mother, I didn't want to...!
Pom.-Soson Goku and Chun Gohan should be outta the training room soon, time's almost up.
Dis.-After all that time training, they sure are expected to look somewhat different...
All-They're out!
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Gohan-Wow! Gross...
Goku-Sorry about the shades, guys, but the environment change is too sudden...
Signs: mini golf, tennis courts, shooting field
Dis.-I sense a huge change in them both... Have they increased their level slightly? Or is it because of the shades?
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Goku-Celulitis is still alive, right? I feel his energy...
Veg.-Kagarrot has increased a lot his power level, I know it...
Gohan-Listen, mister Discolo, I need new clothes, I want yours...
Gohan-I don't think you've understood me, mister Discolo...
Dis.-These humans are so weird...
Goku-Now there are some matters to settle...
Chiq.-Are you talking about Celulitis?
Goku-No, that's not it. Now that there isn't a God in heaven, there won't be balls, so we'll have to find a substitute...
Goku-I'll use the teleportation to search for him...
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Using the teleportation, Soson Goku made it to the place where the last Vietnamek inhabitants still lived...
Goku-This kid is Tente, I think some of you already know him, they told me that even though he looks like this, he's very intelligent and will make a fine God...
Pom.-Alright! I'll bring the dragon's model!
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Chiq.-So you're gonna reactivate Kehu-ron dragon's power, huh?
Tente-Well, yes, but before that I think we should talk about my fares...
Veg.-Listen, shitty kid, they have gone lookin' for you at the end of the world 'cause you're the only one able to reactivate the dragon!! Do it or I'll KICK YOUR ASS all the way back!!
Tente-Well, that's it...
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Goku-Well, since we have settled this, I say we go down to the earth to get ready for the fight...
Goku-Bye.
Veg.-He's so calm about it!
On the way there, they stop for a while in the Duende Sakarin's tower:
Goku-Yeah, we have been training in God's palace, look how strong I have gotten, look...
Goku-It looks like I don't even know how strong I've gotten...
Arrow: Something offensive.
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Time flies by. During the first five days of Celulitis' deadline, our heroes warm up their engines and try some soft exercises...
Someone-Pass it!
Someone-Show-off!
All-Oooooooh, he made it past the superwarrior level!!
After this, Soson Goku decides to spend the next five days having fun with his son, while the rest of them keep on training...
Someone-All right, let's play doubles, but no arm-stretching, got that?
Gohan-Are you sure this is ok, dad?
Goku-You bet it's ok!
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Suddenly, on TV, three days before the deadline...
TV-And a clear contestant in the Big Game of The Celulitis has made his appearance...!
TV-He's the great wrestling champion, Mr. Patan!
Arrows: Haircut style: "Jackson Five"
Brain style: "Planet of the Apes"
MrP.-I saw Celulitis' ad in TV, and I must say I wasn't too impressed...
MrP.-That guy is nuts, nobody could destroy the earth by himself...
MrP.-I'll face that guy, I'll make him see his foolishness, and then I'll rip him off and put his head on top of a stake!
MrP.-I'll smash him!
MrP.-I'll crush him!
MrP.-I'll blast him!
MrP.-I'll pretty much hurt him!
Chiq.-It seems we'll have some extra garbage lying around in the fight...!
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And the great day arrived! The attention of millions of people (most of them under their beds) was set on this building...
The contestans eventually came...
Chiq.-So, did your mother let you come to fight?
Gohan-Well, the thing is, when she saw me like this, she snapped and she hasn't recovered yet...
Goku-It looks like a fine day today, doesn't it, Vegetal?
Trak.-Hey! Do you remember we took Android number XVI to my mom's factory to repair him?
Trak.-He's already fixed, and improved for combat...
Trak.-And with a more sophisticated design!
XVI-Hi.
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Chiq.-Look who's here...
MrP.-Hum!
MrP.-I never thought so much crowd would gather at my big show.
MrP.-Well, I'll do my best to provide a good entertainment...
Goku-Hey, look!
All-The door is opening!
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Veg.-I can't see anything...
Trak.-What will be his purpose?
Cel.-Welcome to the Big Game of The Celulitis! The fun will start soon!
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Cel.-Please, take a seat while I explain the game's rules...!
Cel.-The rules are quite simple: you'll take turns to fight against me. The one who dies, loses, and may also be required to pay a fee...
Cel.-In the unlikely case I wind up dying, you'd save the Earth, but as I said, that's just a hypothesis.
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Chiq.-Listen, Trakatranks, I'll sit behind you, ok? I have a bad feeling about this...
Veg.-(That Celulitis is too conceited... We'll have to teach him...)
Cel.-And now, the Celulitis' Game starts...!
Trak.-Listen, Soson Goku, how can you be smiling under these circumstances? Do you know something we don't? Or are you so confident we'll win?
Goku-Oh, no, it's not that! I'm just remembering some funny jokes and stuff...!
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Trak.-Be more serious! You look like you don't care if Celulitis kills us all and destroys the Earth!
Goku-Oh! Will he do that?
Goku-Waaaah! I'm scared! What's gonna happen?
Gohan-But dad, we were training for this fight, your power is above anyone else's...!
Goku-Oh, yeah, sure! Well... then... ok...
Dis.-What a fool, fuck!
Cel.-So... listen...
Cel.-Isn't anyone coming out first?
Cel.-I'm getting bored...
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Goku-Ok!
Goku-I'll go myself!
Cel.-Perfect! It'll be a pretty entertaining start!
Cel.-I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya!
Sound: Run, run
Chiq.-[Oh, god...!]
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Goku-Alright, now I'm serious! [Kome! Jame!]
Goku-Haaaa!!
Cel.-Kiaaa!
MrP.-It's a trick...! [Word!]
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Goku-I... I give up... [Ouch...][Hurts!][Man, it stings!]
Cel.-And who's gonna fight me now? [Am I gonna have to destroy the Earth already?][So disturbing!]
Cel.-Very well, let the next one step out forward...
Gohan-Bastards...
Cel.-Well, Chun Gohan, so you've decided to go out after your father, right? So it all stays in family...
Goku-Perfect, all goes according to my plan, Celulitis doesn't know that Chun Gohan has a dormant power greater than mine, he just needs to be provoked out...
Cel.-I detect in you a dormant power greater than your father's, I think I just might need to provoke you out...
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Gohan-You see, mister Celulitis... I don't like fighting...
Cel.-(Goddammit...! If I don't get this boy angry, my name isn't Celulitis...!)
Cel.-Nah! I'm sure you don't want to fight me because you're scared of me! [That's it, I got him!]
Gohan-No, it's not that, it's just that I don't feel like doing it...
Cel.-I know! What if I kill your friends, huh? Wouldn't you get a little bit angry?
Chiq.-L... Listen, don't drag us into this!
Cel.-I have another idea to get him angry...!
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XVI-Say... Hi... What's up...?
Cel.-Were you trying to surprise me? Did you think I was that stupid?
Cel.-Don't you know you could have hurt me, dammit!
XVI-Sorry... I didn't mean...! Bwaaaah!
Cel.-Alright, but don't do it ever again! [Got it?]
Cel.-Where was I? Oh, yes! How to angry this bug out! Well, well...
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XVI-Die!
Cel.-Don't say I didn't warn you...!
Gohan-Ieeeh!
XVI-Chun Gohan, fuck, do something, don't be a pussy!
Cel.-Well, I think we won't be having any more interruptions...
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Gohan-That's it, now you have seriously pissed me off... You must be tired of living... [Me, a pussy!]
Cel.-Is this guy drunk?
veg.-Cooooool! When Celulitis is done for, I call me dibs for a fight with him!
Gohan-It seems your whole plan backfired, Celulitis...!
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Chiq.-It's number XVIII! She's alive!
Cel.-Ieeeeeeh! I'm not perfect anymore! How shameful!
Dis.-He's lost his advantage!
MrP.-It's a trick...![Word!][br]Posted on: June 10, 2006, 04:50:05 AM_________________________________________________Page 41
Cel.-Shit, shit and thousand times shit!*
Gohan-He's inflating!
Cel.-Uaaaaah!
Dis.-He's lost the control of his power, now he's suffering a Celulitis attack!
Cel.-Nooooo!
Cel.-He,he,he,ho,ho,ho...
Chiq.-What's up with him?
Veg.-It may be the hysteric laughter of those who are desperate...
Cel.-Hu, hu, hu, poor little fools, as soon as my body can't keep up with the tension building up, it'll give way and then I'll unleash all the destructive power I have over you and the Earth, do you understand?
*It's been so long since we used that word, we just couldn't hold it in anymore...
Page 42
Goku-Say, I didn't quite got it... What do you mean?
Cel.-Kkk...! What I mean, bug-brained one, is that at a given time I'll explode, and then I'll kill you all, and destroy the Earth...!
Cel.-Ku,ku!
Veg.-What!?
Veg.-Me? You're gonna kill me? You want me to hit 'cha...? [Don't screw with me! Threats to me! Come on, man!]
Dis.-Vegetal, stop acting like a fool, you're gonna kill us all!
Veg.-That won't happen!
Goku-Oh! I just remembered something...
Goku-You all wait here!
Page 43
Trak.-Where... did they go?
Chiq.-I don't know, but Soson Goku must have a plan. I'm sure of it!
In the next neighbourhood...
Goku-Look, Mr. Peskaito, I just remembered you had never seen Celulitis, and since he's blowing up...
Cel.-...Beaten by a retard...
Page 44
Dis.-Huh?
Veg.-That big energy discharge... Celulitis has blown up!
Trak.-And Soson Goku's energy has disappeared!
Chiq.-Soson Goku's dead...!
Gohan-My father... has died...
MrP.-It's a trick...![Word!]
Dis.-Wait a moment, I feel a presence...!
Trak.-Where?
All-Celulitis!
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Chiq.-B... But how...!
Cel.-Poor little morons, there is an organ in my pinky finger's nail which can regenerate me completely. Fortunately for me, the explosion didn't damage it...
Cel.-And now you're too weak to repel my attack, nothing will stop me from destroying the Earth!
MrP.-No! I will stop you!
Cel.-You! Ha, ha, hwaa!
Cel.-Hwaa, hwaaarggh!
Dis.-He's dead! From an outrage of hysterical laughter!
Veg.-What a guy! His jaw even got dislocated, there!
Chiq.-But I'm not too sure, we'd better cut that pinky finger's nail...
Veg.-Shut up, you coward!
XVI-I never thought I'd say this, but Mr. Patan has beaten Celulitis!
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Later, in heaven...
Chiq.-Mr. Pompon, you sure know how to reanimate people...
XVIII-What... What happened?
Chiq.-Everything's ok, Celulitis vomited you in the middle of the fight and Soson Goku finished him off, and I brought you here while you recovered...
Chiq.-Wanna fuck?
XVIII-I wouldn't get involved with you even in my dreams, dwarf!
XVIII-Octopus!
Gohan-At last, now the almighty Kehu-ron dragon will appear before us!
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Tente-Looks like that Kehu-ron has prospered, he got such a chain store build up! [Shoot! What a greedy one!]
Gohan-Er... is someone there?
Girl-Are you customers? Come closer and make your petition on the mic. Way of payment?
Gohan-Well... er... We summoned Kehu-ron and...
Girl-Oh my god, another one on promotion, I don't know when we'll get to make some cash!
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Trak.-We want to talk to Soson Goku, from beyond.
Girl-Very well, that service is covered up with the promotion, the connection is up...
Goku-Hey boys, what's up? It's been some time!
Gohan-Dad...!
Veg.-Soson Goku, you've screwed up all my plans with your strategy of carrying Celulitis with you! Like you don't care about me no more...! [Dang!][I'm not into those games!]
Goku-Well, it was an idea I came up with suddenly, it doesn't matter anymore. However, Celulitis managed to regenerate and went back to earth, what happened in the end...?
Chiq.-Oh, don't worry, we have taken care of him, now everything's alright... [Well, almost everything...]
Trak.-And all this leads us the question: Soson Goku, when do you want to be resurrected?
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Goku-Oh, but, am I dead?
Page 50
Trak.-B... But how...? You didn't realize...?
Goku-Oh, yes, it's true! It's just that my deaths are so "special" that I don't even realize... He, he!
Dis.-Well, then... What are you gonna do?
Goku-Well, that's a matter I must discuss with Mr. Peskaito, I'll catch up with you later...
Veg.-What does he want to discuss with Mr. Peskaito?
Chiq.-Don't know...
Goku-Alright, that's it, we've talked that over!
Goku-So... it looks like it got decided unanonimously that I, ehem, because I'm a moron, won't be resurrected anymore... [Ehem][Well, I...][Please, don't hit me no more!]
Pes.-What'd you expect! The asshole's left me without a home! [And without a car!][I've only got left the fucking monkey!]
Goku-But I think Chun Gohan will be raised finaly even without me, we may see each other soon...
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Trak.-Soson Goku!
Gohan-Dad!
Dis. & Veg.-[The competence is over! Cool!It rules!]
Girl-Well, the wish hasn't been specified yet. Isn't anybody going to ask for something?
Chiq.-Ehem! Could it be me who asks for the wish...?
Trak.-Well, after this I think everything is in order. I guess I'll go back to my era...
Trak.-I'll miss you...
Gohan-We'll miss you too, you make a better company than your father. And you, Chiqrilin, what did you ask for?
Chiq.-Well... A little readjustment in number XVIII's emotional circuits, he, he...
Gohan-So, now I'll go home. I guess we'll part ways here, won't we?
Chiq.-Indeed, I hope we meet again soon.
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All-[We won big time!!]
MrP.-It's a trick...!
Chi.-How nice, Mr. Soson Goku gets me pregnant again, and then he winds up dying...!
Chi.-Running away from our responsabilities, aren't we? [What am I gonna do with this bulk, now?]
Gohan-But, mom...
Note: End. Of all this mess...
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Here's a teaser, the cover of the first chapter, #0:
So, you can find the raw here:
http://rapidshare.de/files/22642866/Dragon_Fall_Especial_0.zip.html
And some notes of your interest:
-If the raw looks so wonderfully good, it's thanks to rykarreolacr, who kindly pointed me towards the best existing scan
-You read it left to right, western style
-This chapter is the first one that came out. It was double-sized, and began at that point of the story. However, the next ones will start the story from the beginning.
-The translation for it got so big, I'll split it in 3 posts so your head doesn't explode.
Said that, enjoy!
Dragon Fall #0 Translation
by leecherboy (a.k.a. kyo-boy)
*Important note: I'll be using brackets [] for speech that is not within bubbles (speech around the characters, that is)
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First off, the names:
Celulitis (Celula in spanish, Cell in japanese): In Spain, the word 'Celulitis' means both the 'Cellulitis' disease and the 'Cellulite' cosmetic condition. Here, it means the latter one (that's the main reason behind the jokes).
Vegetal (Vegeta): 'Vegetal' means 'vegetable', and a person who is in comma, as well.
Trakatranks (Trunks): this is just the loud noises something would do when falling.
Chiqrilin (Krilin): he's named after the "Galletas Chiquilin", a famous brand of cookies some years ago in Spain.
Soson Goku (Son Goku): the word 'soso' means dull, as the word 'soson' means 'a very dull one'.
Chun Gohan (Son Gohan): something that is 'chungo' means that it sucks, basically.
Numbers XVI, XVII & XVIII (#16, #17 & #18): nothing special here.
Tente (Dende): named after a brand of building toys of the same name, if memory serves.
Duende Tarugo (Duende Tortuga in spanish, Muten Roshi in japanese): 'Duende Tortuga' means 'Turtle Goblin', whereas 'Duende Tarugo' means 'Dumbass Goblin'.
Discolo (Piccolo): 'discolo' means 'naughty'.
Kagarrot (Kakarrot, Goku's original name): you may know by now, 'cagar' means 'to take a dump'.
Pompon (Popo): a 'pompon' is one of those fluffy balls. In english, the word is spelled in the same way, so you probably knew that.
Duende Sakarin (Duende Karin in spanish, Karin in japanese): a pun with 'sacarin'.
Vietnamek (Namek): yep, a pun with Vietnam.
Kehu-ron Dragon (Shenron Dragon): the expression '¡que huron!' means 'what a greedy one!', or something like that. By the way, it's pretty much outdated by now.
Kome-jame-ha (Kame-hame-ha): both 'come' and 'jama' mean 'eat', so it could be translated as 'eat this ha'.
Mr. Patan (Mr. Satan): 'patan' means 'clumsy'.
Peskaito (Kaito): 'pescaito' means 'little fish'.
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Up until now: Vegetal and his son Trakatranks are about to face Celulitis' lethal attack (no, they aren't going on a diet), but the android tuns out to be really deadly. He's about to absorb androids XVII and XVIII, and reach perfection, but Chiqrilin is there to attempt to stop him. Will he make it? Who knows...
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Trak.-We're not afraid of you, Celulitis, we'll crush you between us two...!
Box: It's his father (though they look like Pixie and Dixie)
Text on handkerchief: I love androids
Veg.-No.
Veg.-I will get rid of him alone...
Trak.-But dad, that's too dangerous!
Trak.-You can't be so reckless now!
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Veg.-I'm sure I can take care of him alone...!
Veg.-And don't call me "dad", it freaks me out!
Veg.-I'll crush him with my eyes closed!!
Veg.-Well... I may open them a little...
XVII-What?
Cel.-[Kiddo! Me wants!]
XVIII-No!
Chiq.-Shit!
Arrow: Don't say foul words!
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XVIII-Number XVII!
XVIII-Spit him! Spit him! Spit him!
Text on bag: stones
Veg.-Well, well...
Veg.-After all, we may see something interesting...
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Trak.-What's gonna happen now that he's absorbed one of the androids?
Veg.-Yes! Yes!
Veg.-It's wonderful!
Note: I'd say he's friggin' ugly!
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Chiq.-Uh oh, I don't like this...!
Cel.-I'm not the Celulitis you knew...[I'm so strong!]
Cel.-I've taken a step towards perfection, though I'm still missing another one...
Trak.-Shit!
XVIII-Uh oh, he means me...
XVI-I won't let you touch number XVIII!!
Goku-No, don't do it, that's not the way!
Gohan-Think before rushing it!
Gohan-Pass it towards the center of the field, don't be silly!
Goku-Come on, dribble him, you can do it!
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Cel.-Well, well...
Cel.-Just what I thought...
Note: No, I'm not explaining anything! Absurd humor is like that...
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Veg.-Mmmm, I like this...
XVIII-Lessee, I had some emergency clothes around here... [No, not that! Mmmm...][I like this!]
XVIII-Chiqriliin...!
Chiq.-Uh?
XVIII-You wouldn't let Celulitis hurt me, would you?
Chiq.-Oohh!
Veg.-How wonderful!
Veg.-Such a beauty!
Veg.-You look really made to fight!
Veg.-What a body! Such power!
Cel.-But I can be even more powerful, did you know?
Veg.-Oh, yeaaah?
Veg.-Please, please, do it!
Trak.-No, dammit!
XVIII-Uh?
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Cel.-[Tee hee, touchies, touchies]
Chiq.-Uh, wha, wha?
Veg.-Good, he's done what I wanted, now he'll achieve perfection and I'll be able to use all my power...
Chiq.-Shit, she looked so good!
Cel.-Oh yeah, and she tasted good, too...!
Sound:Bamf![Again...]
Veg.-Good, you did it, now we can fight! Come on, let's start!
Veg.-Wow!
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Chiq.-Shit!
Box: Sorry about repeating this word so much, but it's the only foul word the censorship allows us to say.
Trak.-I gotta stop him, I must bring out all of my hidden power.
Chiq.-Shoot, he's the Hulk!
Chiq.-I never thought you could bring out so much power, but why don't you move?!
Trak.-I can't, I'm way stuffed, don't let him find out...
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Cel.-Come on, bring it on...
Cel.-Let's see how strong you have gotten...
Note: Several "tromps" later...
Cel.-Tsk, tsk, you've disappointed me...
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Cel.-You current situation puts you in a disadvantage against me...
Cel.-I can react to you attacks, no matter how powerful they are...
Cel.-But you can't do the same...
Cel.-Allow me to demonstrate...
Chiq.-I gotta be seeing things...!
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Cel.-So? What will be your next move?
Trak.-S... Shit...! You... You've... beaten me...!
Cel.-Of course! Now that I've achieved perfection, I am invincible!
Cel.-And no one will stand against me!
Cel.-No one... will... stand...!
Cel.-Bwaaaaaah! How boring! Nobody will ever fight me! I won't have any more fun!
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Cel.-Bwaaaah, how dull, how boring, I don't want this to end yet...
Alvaro-Say, what did you have to draw in here? [Uh? Lazy you?]
Nacho-I don't quite remember...[Shoot, how shocking!]
Sign: Sorry for the trouble
Trak.-You don't want this to end yet...?
Trak.-Say, Celulitis!
Note: What a sissy!
Trak.-I think I got an idea...
Trak.-If you're so eager to keep on fighting, why don't you give us a second chance? Give us some time to prepare ourselves, and then create a tournament in which we'll all fight against you...
Cel.-Yes!! I think that's a brilliant idea! I'll spare your life till you're all ready and then I'll call up the great tournament!
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Cel.-I'll give you ten days to get ready, more than that would be wasteless waiting... [He, he, he][I'm such a bastard...]
Trak.-Just tell me something, Celulitis, why do you do this? What is your purpose?
Cel.-My purpose...? I never put that much thought into it, you see...!
Note: There's no doubt he has Soson Goku's cells!
Cel.-Bye!
Chiq.-Are you stupid, man? Who told ya to help him?
Trak.-Don't worry, he doesn't know that Soson Goku and Chun Gohan are training in that room where a year passes in a day...
Trak.-In ten days we'll all be ready to finish him...
Trak.-Won't we?
Trak.-Won't we?
Chiq.-I gotta be seeing things...!
Note: What? If Toriyama photocopies his drawings, we won't stay behind!
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Later, in a far away place...
Cel.-This place looks alright...
Cel.-Let's go for some do-it-yourself!
Cel.-Perfect! (Like me!)
Sign: Don't smoke the weed
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Next day, on the televisions all around the world...
TV-News: In the Penguin Village, Arale Norimaki once again broke in half the local police's patrol car while she was chasing a butterfly...
TV-"Yoyo!" was what she said...
Du.Ta.-What's wrong? Did the antenna got fucked up?
Cel.-Kwak! Kwak!
*Translation note: "El Juego de la Oca" (The Game of the Goose) is a board game as popular in Spain as the "Snakes and Ladders" game in America. In fact, it's so popular it got its own TV Show. I needn't to say, "El Gran Juego de la Celulitis" is a parody of that show.
Cel.-Don't miss in ten days this very important event, in which the whole earth's future will be decided...
Du.Ta.-It's... It's him... Celulitis!
Cel.-Because, unless any of the contestants beats me, Celulitis, the earth will have no future!
Box: That day, the future catastrophe was made clear... The last TV program in history would be a reality show!!
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Later, on heaven...
Dis.-So, you also saw him on TV...
Chiq.-Yeah, we were in the Duende Tarugo's house when he showed up!
Veg.-That monster won't destroy anything while there's a single breath left in me!
Chiq.-Speaking of which, Trakatranks, what a haircut!
Trak.-It was my mother, I didn't want to...!
Pom.-Soson Goku and Chun Gohan should be outta the training room soon, time's almost up.
Dis.-After all that time training, they sure are expected to look somewhat different...
All-They're out!
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Gohan-Wow! Gross...
Goku-Sorry about the shades, guys, but the environment change is too sudden...
Signs: mini golf, tennis courts, shooting field
Dis.-I sense a huge change in them both... Have they increased their level slightly? Or is it because of the shades?
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Goku-Celulitis is still alive, right? I feel his energy...
Veg.-Kagarrot has increased a lot his power level, I know it...
Gohan-Listen, mister Discolo, I need new clothes, I want yours...
Gohan-I don't think you've understood me, mister Discolo...
Dis.-These humans are so weird...
Goku-Now there are some matters to settle...
Chiq.-Are you talking about Celulitis?
Goku-No, that's not it. Now that there isn't a God in heaven, there won't be balls, so we'll have to find a substitute...
Goku-I'll use the teleportation to search for him...
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Using the teleportation, Soson Goku made it to the place where the last Vietnamek inhabitants still lived...
Goku-This kid is Tente, I think some of you already know him, they told me that even though he looks like this, he's very intelligent and will make a fine God...
Pom.-Alright! I'll bring the dragon's model!
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Chiq.-So you're gonna reactivate Kehu-ron dragon's power, huh?
Tente-Well, yes, but before that I think we should talk about my fares...
Veg.-Listen, shitty kid, they have gone lookin' for you at the end of the world 'cause you're the only one able to reactivate the dragon!! Do it or I'll KICK YOUR ASS all the way back!!
Tente-Well, that's it...
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Goku-Well, since we have settled this, I say we go down to the earth to get ready for the fight...
Goku-Bye.
Veg.-He's so calm about it!
On the way there, they stop for a while in the Duende Sakarin's tower:
Goku-Yeah, we have been training in God's palace, look how strong I have gotten, look...
Goku-It looks like I don't even know how strong I've gotten...
Arrow: Something offensive.
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Time flies by. During the first five days of Celulitis' deadline, our heroes warm up their engines and try some soft exercises...
Someone-Pass it!
Someone-Show-off!
All-Oooooooh, he made it past the superwarrior level!!
After this, Soson Goku decides to spend the next five days having fun with his son, while the rest of them keep on training...
Someone-All right, let's play doubles, but no arm-stretching, got that?
Gohan-Are you sure this is ok, dad?
Goku-You bet it's ok!
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Suddenly, on TV, three days before the deadline...
TV-And a clear contestant in the Big Game of The Celulitis has made his appearance...!
TV-He's the great wrestling champion, Mr. Patan!
Arrows: Haircut style: "Jackson Five"
Brain style: "Planet of the Apes"
MrP.-I saw Celulitis' ad in TV, and I must say I wasn't too impressed...
MrP.-That guy is nuts, nobody could destroy the earth by himself...
MrP.-I'll face that guy, I'll make him see his foolishness, and then I'll rip him off and put his head on top of a stake!
MrP.-I'll smash him!
MrP.-I'll crush him!
MrP.-I'll blast him!
MrP.-I'll pretty much hurt him!
Chiq.-It seems we'll have some extra garbage lying around in the fight...!
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And the great day arrived! The attention of millions of people (most of them under their beds) was set on this building...
The contestans eventually came...
Chiq.-So, did your mother let you come to fight?
Gohan-Well, the thing is, when she saw me like this, she snapped and she hasn't recovered yet...
Goku-It looks like a fine day today, doesn't it, Vegetal?
Trak.-Hey! Do you remember we took Android number XVI to my mom's factory to repair him?
Trak.-He's already fixed, and improved for combat...
Trak.-And with a more sophisticated design!
XVI-Hi.
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Chiq.-Look who's here...
MrP.-Hum!
MrP.-I never thought so much crowd would gather at my big show.
MrP.-Well, I'll do my best to provide a good entertainment...
Goku-Hey, look!
All-The door is opening!
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Veg.-I can't see anything...
Trak.-What will be his purpose?
Cel.-Welcome to the Big Game of The Celulitis! The fun will start soon!
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Cel.-Please, take a seat while I explain the game's rules...!
Cel.-The rules are quite simple: you'll take turns to fight against me. The one who dies, loses, and may also be required to pay a fee...
Cel.-In the unlikely case I wind up dying, you'd save the Earth, but as I said, that's just a hypothesis.
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Chiq.-Listen, Trakatranks, I'll sit behind you, ok? I have a bad feeling about this...
Veg.-(That Celulitis is too conceited... We'll have to teach him...)
Cel.-And now, the Celulitis' Game starts...!
Trak.-Listen, Soson Goku, how can you be smiling under these circumstances? Do you know something we don't? Or are you so confident we'll win?
Goku-Oh, no, it's not that! I'm just remembering some funny jokes and stuff...!
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Trak.-Be more serious! You look like you don't care if Celulitis kills us all and destroys the Earth!
Goku-Oh! Will he do that?
Goku-Waaaah! I'm scared! What's gonna happen?
Gohan-But dad, we were training for this fight, your power is above anyone else's...!
Goku-Oh, yeah, sure! Well... then... ok...
Dis.-What a fool, fuck!
Cel.-So... listen...
Cel.-Isn't anyone coming out first?
Cel.-I'm getting bored...
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Goku-Ok!
Goku-I'll go myself!
Cel.-Perfect! It'll be a pretty entertaining start!
Cel.-I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya!
Sound: Run, run
Chiq.-[Oh, god...!]
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Goku-Alright, now I'm serious! [Kome! Jame!]
Goku-Haaaa!!
Cel.-Kiaaa!
MrP.-It's a trick...! [Word!]
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Goku-I... I give up... [Ouch...][Hurts!][Man, it stings!]
Cel.-And who's gonna fight me now? [Am I gonna have to destroy the Earth already?][So disturbing!]
Cel.-Very well, let the next one step out forward...
Gohan-Bastards...
Cel.-Well, Chun Gohan, so you've decided to go out after your father, right? So it all stays in family...
Goku-Perfect, all goes according to my plan, Celulitis doesn't know that Chun Gohan has a dormant power greater than mine, he just needs to be provoked out...
Cel.-I detect in you a dormant power greater than your father's, I think I just might need to provoke you out...
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Gohan-You see, mister Celulitis... I don't like fighting...
Cel.-(Goddammit...! If I don't get this boy angry, my name isn't Celulitis...!)
Cel.-Nah! I'm sure you don't want to fight me because you're scared of me! [That's it, I got him!]
Gohan-No, it's not that, it's just that I don't feel like doing it...
Cel.-I know! What if I kill your friends, huh? Wouldn't you get a little bit angry?
Chiq.-L... Listen, don't drag us into this!
Cel.-I have another idea to get him angry...!
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XVI-Say... Hi... What's up...?
Cel.-Were you trying to surprise me? Did you think I was that stupid?
Cel.-Don't you know you could have hurt me, dammit!
XVI-Sorry... I didn't mean...! Bwaaaah!
Cel.-Alright, but don't do it ever again! [Got it?]
Cel.-Where was I? Oh, yes! How to angry this bug out! Well, well...
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XVI-Die!
Cel.-Don't say I didn't warn you...!
Gohan-Ieeeh!
XVI-Chun Gohan, fuck, do something, don't be a pussy!
Cel.-Well, I think we won't be having any more interruptions...
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Gohan-That's it, now you have seriously pissed me off... You must be tired of living... [Me, a pussy!]
Cel.-Is this guy drunk?
veg.-Cooooool! When Celulitis is done for, I call me dibs for a fight with him!
Gohan-It seems your whole plan backfired, Celulitis...!
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Chiq.-It's number XVIII! She's alive!
Cel.-Ieeeeeeh! I'm not perfect anymore! How shameful!
Dis.-He's lost his advantage!
MrP.-It's a trick...![Word!][br]Posted on: June 10, 2006, 04:50:05 AM_________________________________________________Page 41
Cel.-Shit, shit and thousand times shit!*
Gohan-He's inflating!
Cel.-Uaaaaah!
Dis.-He's lost the control of his power, now he's suffering a Celulitis attack!
Cel.-Nooooo!
Cel.-He,he,he,ho,ho,ho...
Chiq.-What's up with him?
Veg.-It may be the hysteric laughter of those who are desperate...
Cel.-Hu, hu, hu, poor little fools, as soon as my body can't keep up with the tension building up, it'll give way and then I'll unleash all the destructive power I have over you and the Earth, do you understand?
*It's been so long since we used that word, we just couldn't hold it in anymore...
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Goku-Say, I didn't quite got it... What do you mean?
Cel.-Kkk...! What I mean, bug-brained one, is that at a given time I'll explode, and then I'll kill you all, and destroy the Earth...!
Cel.-Ku,ku!
Veg.-What!?
Veg.-Me? You're gonna kill me? You want me to hit 'cha...? [Don't screw with me! Threats to me! Come on, man!]
Dis.-Vegetal, stop acting like a fool, you're gonna kill us all!
Veg.-That won't happen!
Goku-Oh! I just remembered something...
Goku-You all wait here!
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Trak.-Where... did they go?
Chiq.-I don't know, but Soson Goku must have a plan. I'm sure of it!
In the next neighbourhood...
Goku-Look, Mr. Peskaito, I just remembered you had never seen Celulitis, and since he's blowing up...
Cel.-...Beaten by a retard...
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Dis.-Huh?
Veg.-That big energy discharge... Celulitis has blown up!
Trak.-And Soson Goku's energy has disappeared!
Chiq.-Soson Goku's dead...!
Gohan-My father... has died...
MrP.-It's a trick...![Word!]
Dis.-Wait a moment, I feel a presence...!
Trak.-Where?
All-Celulitis!
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Chiq.-B... But how...!
Cel.-Poor little morons, there is an organ in my pinky finger's nail which can regenerate me completely. Fortunately for me, the explosion didn't damage it...
Cel.-And now you're too weak to repel my attack, nothing will stop me from destroying the Earth!
MrP.-No! I will stop you!
Cel.-You! Ha, ha, hwaa!
Cel.-Hwaa, hwaaarggh!
Dis.-He's dead! From an outrage of hysterical laughter!
Veg.-What a guy! His jaw even got dislocated, there!
Chiq.-But I'm not too sure, we'd better cut that pinky finger's nail...
Veg.-Shut up, you coward!
XVI-I never thought I'd say this, but Mr. Patan has beaten Celulitis!
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Later, in heaven...
Chiq.-Mr. Pompon, you sure know how to reanimate people...
XVIII-What... What happened?
Chiq.-Everything's ok, Celulitis vomited you in the middle of the fight and Soson Goku finished him off, and I brought you here while you recovered...
Chiq.-Wanna fuck?
XVIII-I wouldn't get involved with you even in my dreams, dwarf!
XVIII-Octopus!
Gohan-At last, now the almighty Kehu-ron dragon will appear before us!
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Tente-Looks like that Kehu-ron has prospered, he got such a chain store build up! [Shoot! What a greedy one!]
Gohan-Er... is someone there?
Girl-Are you customers? Come closer and make your petition on the mic. Way of payment?
Gohan-Well... er... We summoned Kehu-ron and...
Girl-Oh my god, another one on promotion, I don't know when we'll get to make some cash!
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Trak.-We want to talk to Soson Goku, from beyond.
Girl-Very well, that service is covered up with the promotion, the connection is up...
Goku-Hey boys, what's up? It's been some time!
Gohan-Dad...!
Veg.-Soson Goku, you've screwed up all my plans with your strategy of carrying Celulitis with you! Like you don't care about me no more...! [Dang!][I'm not into those games!]
Goku-Well, it was an idea I came up with suddenly, it doesn't matter anymore. However, Celulitis managed to regenerate and went back to earth, what happened in the end...?
Chiq.-Oh, don't worry, we have taken care of him, now everything's alright... [Well, almost everything...]
Trak.-And all this leads us the question: Soson Goku, when do you want to be resurrected?
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Goku-Oh, but, am I dead?
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Trak.-B... But how...? You didn't realize...?
Goku-Oh, yes, it's true! It's just that my deaths are so "special" that I don't even realize... He, he!
Dis.-Well, then... What are you gonna do?
Goku-Well, that's a matter I must discuss with Mr. Peskaito, I'll catch up with you later...
Veg.-What does he want to discuss with Mr. Peskaito?
Chiq.-Don't know...
Goku-Alright, that's it, we've talked that over!
Goku-So... it looks like it got decided unanonimously that I, ehem, because I'm a moron, won't be resurrected anymore... [Ehem][Well, I...][Please, don't hit me no more!]
Pes.-What'd you expect! The asshole's left me without a home! [And without a car!][I've only got left the fucking monkey!]
Goku-But I think Chun Gohan will be raised finaly even without me, we may see each other soon...
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Trak.-Soson Goku!
Gohan-Dad!
Dis. & Veg.-[The competence is over! Cool!It rules!]
Girl-Well, the wish hasn't been specified yet. Isn't anybody going to ask for something?
Chiq.-Ehem! Could it be me who asks for the wish...?
Trak.-Well, after this I think everything is in order. I guess I'll go back to my era...
Trak.-I'll miss you...
Gohan-We'll miss you too, you make a better company than your father. And you, Chiqrilin, what did you ask for?
Chiq.-Well... A little readjustment in number XVIII's emotional circuits, he, he...
Gohan-So, now I'll go home. I guess we'll part ways here, won't we?
Chiq.-Indeed, I hope we meet again soon.
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All-[We won big time!!]
MrP.-It's a trick...!
Chi.-How nice, Mr. Soson Goku gets me pregnant again, and then he winds up dying...!
Chi.-Running away from our responsabilities, aren't we? [What am I gonna do with this bulk, now?]
Gohan-But, mom...
Note: End. Of all this mess...
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