Voting Round 1 Mayuri Shiina vs. Tanya von Degurechaff

[Marmalade]

Mayuri Shiina Steins;Gate ​		Tanya von Degurechaff Youjo Senki ​

 

[TotalEconomist]

I will make my introduction later, quite busy at the moment.

- Major Tanya von Degurechaff

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 29, 2019, Original Post Date: Apr 28, 2019 ---

Guten Tag meine Leute. Ich bin Tanya von Degurechaff.

(Oh wait, I forgot. Most of the people here don't speak German)

*clears throat*

Hello, my name is Major Tanya von Degurechaff, commander of the 203rd Imperial Mage Battalion. It's an....honor to be at this contest.

(More like forced by the General Staff, but I will accept this time away from the front lines)

Some of you may be wondering what traits I have that would make me a the best....waifu.

(Seriously?)

Well, for one I'm loyal to my men.

Two, I am reliable and an effective soldier.

Spoiler

https://www.mangatown.com/manga/youjo_senki/c013/47.html

Youjo Senki

A young girl fights on the frontlines in war. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and nearly transparent white skin, and she flies through the air and mercilessly strikes down her opponents. Her name is Tanya Degurechov, and she speaks with a young girl's lisp and commands the army. Tanya used to be...

www.mangatown.com

https://www.mangatown.com/manga/youjo_senki/c013/58.html

And I am as cute as a button!

(Did I just say that?)

And if everything goes well, I will be hotter than the sun.

(....Actually, if this is what I look like later in life, I can accept being a woman....no, stop. That's what Being X wants you to think).

Now given this is a one-vs-one contest, I suppose I should go on the attack and begin to dismantle the opposition. However, it's foolish to go in without knowledge of the enemy's weak points. So I will be kind enough to make her introduction first.

Not satisfied? Well, I suppose I can give more points later but for now I have some business to attend to.

Auf Wiedersehen.

 

[Arjuna]

Voting for Tanya here

 

[Lambu]

If it was Kurisu it would be instavote, but Mayuri... idk, never thought of the character as waifu at all.

 

[TotalEconomist]

If it was Kurisu it would be instavote, but Mayuri... idk, never thought of the character as waifu at all.

Mayuri hasn’t come yet, unless she’s aiming for a surprise attack.

 

[Lambu]

Mayuri hasn’t come yet, unless she’s aiming for a surprise attack.

The thing is, if this was a "Best Character Contest" I would vote Tanya without a doubt, but she's not only a very underdeveloped loli but also a damn psychopath.
If Mayuri doesn't get some support I'll just go with the nazi ._.

 

[TotalEconomist]

The thing is, if this was a "Best Character Contest" I would vote Tanya without a doubt, but she's not only a very underdeveloped loli but also a damn psychopath.
If Mayuri doesn't get some support I'll just go with the nazi ._.

I mean, I am not sure why I was nominated in the first place, but orders are orders.

(Nazi? Really? I am a freedom loving capitalist. Can’t everyone see that?)

--- Double Post Merged, May 2, 2019, Original Post Date: Apr 30, 2019 ---

So the brass suggested I list one of my non-combat talents to boost my appearance, so I will oblige.

Here's me singing.

 

[Wowzers]

Here, I’m forced to vote Mayuri since this contest is meant to pick a waifu.

Tanya certainly has the most personality...
but also is:
1) Psychotically evil
2) and is a loli

 

[Reebi]

Here, I’m forced to vote Mayuri since this contest is meant to pick a waifu.

Tanya certainly has the most personality...
but also is:
1) Psychotically evil
2) and is a loli

I think both have inhaled too many paint fumes

 

[TotalEconomist]

Here, I’m forced to vote Mayuri since this contest is meant to pick a waifu.

Tanya certainly has the most personality...
but also is:
1) Psychotically evil
2) and is a loli

I am not evil. I haven’t broken any laws or anything.

--- Double Post Merged, May 3, 2019, Original Post Date: May 3, 2019 ---

I think both have inhaled too many paint fumes

I once fired a man for his continuous drug problem, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.