my highschool experiences are all rather random moments... my favorite would be having a ten min long conversation right at the end of our last class of the day about weither or not someone could actually fit in a locker. i said no, mikey (milfy) said yes. being as we are both guys, neither of us would give in before it was proven. so the seven of us head down to kev's locker, as he never uses it, and he attempted to get our skinniest and shortest into the locker (which is about one foot by one foot by six feet high. 1 meter is roughly 3 feet, i think) which are riddle and milfy, respectivly. rid fit easily, but was too tall to get in there, so milfy went up. we got in with little effort. he had to dislocate his sholder, but he could do it. so i bowed, humbled, and said he was right, and went to give him the winnings ($10) from our bet. except, i noticed he wasnt putting out a hand to get it. i just kinda stared blankly at him, whle holding the money, trying to figger out why he wasnt gloating. then it set in: he was stuck. i was the first to figger it out, i burst out in a fit of laughter, and my friends just kinda looked back and forth between us, and right before any of them joined me on rolling on the floor, you could see that little flicker of amusment in there eyes. eventaully, we got him back out by pulling on the arm that he had poped out of joint. he didnt complain, but im sure it hurt like hell.
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me and my friend are walking down the stairs to our second class. its our senior (forth) year, the last quater, 8:45 in the am. as were walking, were completely silent, then i look at him and say: "ya know, if i ever get rabies, im gunna go around and bit everyone" he just looks at me and burst out laughing. "what?" "ryan, that was completly random"
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me, kev, and milfy are in our second period class (the one we were heading to, but a different day). there are only 7 of us in there, including cam and jimmy, the kings of all that is smelly farts. god i hated that. i was traped between them and a wall, so i walways got a wiff of it. but i digress. this computer lab is like empty (it was a java class) and this annoying high-pitched buzzing is kill my head. so im looking around, trying to figger out what it is, and i see both kevin and milfy doing the smae. so after a while, the headaches are killing us, but no onle is saying anything. i finnaly complain over my shoulder (the instructors desk was three tables behind me, i was in either the first or last row, depending on how you look at it). and she just says something along the lines of "yeah, whatever". after a while, kev complains, and she says somthing along the lines of "if this is a joke, it isnt funny" finnaly, my head is killing me, and the three of us get up and scour the room. after about 4 mins of annoucing to each other where it was louder and quiter (it seemed to be coming from everywhere) milfy hit the power button on a monitor, and all three of us sigh, as one, as the sound goes away. it wasnt until she saw that that the teacher stoped thinking we made it up. only the three of us, which were all part of the same clique could hear it. not terribly funny i know, but really odd and ironic.
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this one takes some history of me and my friends:
since my sophmore (second) year, ive been able to fake a seizure. its a great way to get out of class, and it scared the crap out of people. i would roll my eyes back, and crunch my neck back, making my head shake really badly, the rest of my body, id just shake.
one of the kids that kinda forced his way into the group was a kid named kyle. he loved the matrix, and dressed in this heavy black leather jacket all year, even summer, so we called him morpheus, which he hated. and he loved kevin. i mean, like stalked him. he said he wasnt gay, but non of us really beleived that, or liked him for that matter, just kinda tolerated him. he liked me and riddle just as much. he would corner us and have stupid ass conversations about the dumbest things. and he loved to argue more than me. i can not say that about anyone else. ive never met anyone else would could argue as much as me. sometimes we would save each other from him something like "hey rid, can i talk to you in private for a second?" but that only lasted for a few moments befor he butted his way back in. the rest of the time we just sat back and laughed at the victom. and he could get real upset
at the end of the day, 12 or so of us would hang out between two glass doors, and just hang out. i got my fun from grossing and kreeping people out, so i would either add a lysp to my voice and talk like i was gay, hit on all the guys, or i would... <_< >_> well, you remember they are glass doors, right? about 50 people would be on the other side waiting for a bus, most of whom, we didnt like. on top of that, those doors were locked, so one of us had to let them in. when someone we didnt like came to the door, i would... make crude gestures... ah what the hell... i would hump the door until they got grosed out enough to leave. i guess a weird otaku having door sex creeps them out.
so this one day on our senior year (morpheus was a year behind us, a junior) we are in our usaul hang out spot. i was doing my gay thing, and having fun, then me and kev start wrestling. morpheus tried to get his attention, but is rather soft spoken, so we pretended to not hear him, then he said "kev" louder, but we were having fun. thats when i figgered out we was in a bad mood. i felt this hand on my shoulder, and he just pulls me off kev (we were still standing). suddenly without my center of balence, i stumble backwards, and come crashing down, arms flailing. now, next to these doors are three windows, one atop the other, all with metal case instead of molding. well, my head comes down and i get the corner of this right to the back of my head. there was a spark of black, then i was seeing in double vision, and all noise (and it had been loud) stoped right then; they all saw me hit. but i still had some semblence of wits. after about 2 seconds, i rolled my eyes back in my head, slumped my head back, and started jerking my upperbody, while faking swallowing my tongue. i hear one of the girls, prolly ashley, as she didnt have any classes with me, "oh my god, shannon, go get the nurse!" and i hear her start off toward the door by my head. "shannon, stop" im fairly sure that was kevin. the laughing he was holding back made it hard to tell, "dont bother." "but hes hurt!" seeing my chance, i reach over suddenly, and grab her leg, which is right next to my head and just made some noise. something like "ahh" or "argh". she screamed, and jumped three feet backwards, and at least 2 feet high. grinning, i look around, my vision less blury by now. about half of them, the half that have seen my preformance before, are laughing their asses off, the other half looked as shooked as shannon was. kevin gave me a hand up, and as he did so i noticed that morpheus had slunk out of the room, and shannon was giving me one of those "i will get you back ten times worse for this" looks. so i ask for an aspirin, and go on with the day.
I'm still proud of it but don't EVER EVER do it. Don't take stupid risk unless you are sure that you won't get into trouble. XD
