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this is my 1000 post in this great forum and I had to celebrate with a new topic.
and as the line reads, tell me a story!
there's only one rule: Only true stories
Obviously I cant check if you choose to lie, but I trust people. so stick to the truth!
And if you want to discuss a story please do that HERE
I can start with a story:
Last summer me and two friends were in our nations capitol (Stockholm, Sweden) to shop around and look at pretty girls.
we went up early in the morning, the drive takes about 5 hours. and we started out going from shop to shop
bot mostly we spent our time at the Sci-Fi Bookshop(they have all kinds of stuff there including a BUNCH of manga and anime).
all in all it was a good day. but i was kinda edgy the entire time. i was working the day after so i was kinda in a rush to get
back home so could go to sleep, but my friends was all like: "no come on just another shop!" and i tagged along.
the time came closer and closer to 6 which was the time i wanted to go so i could atleast get a decent sleep before work at
7 in the morning. but noooooooo. my friends wanted to go see a movie. and that started at 10. so i was like:
"ok if you guys drive the entire way home so I can sleep in the backseat then ok". and they agreed. so now i stoopped being all edgy and enjoyed my time.
bought a lot of good movies and then we went to the cinema. saw Wedding Crashers lmao, and then it was time to go home.
i jump in the backseat and fall asleep pretty immidietly. im a very hard sleeper so i didnt wake up once the entire drive,
until we have about 10 kilometers left. i wake up and i hear my friends arguing: "come on i really need to pee, cant you just pull over?"
"we only have a mile left, hold it in"
"dude i cant! just stop the car and ill go right here!"
"but there arent any rest-stops its illegal"
"who cares? its 4 in the morning nobodys out! just stop!"
"ah, ok then" so the car pulls over and i hear them both getting out but i try to go back to sleep.
a few minutes pass and i hear them getting back and the guy that needed to pee asks if he should drive?
they agree on that and sits down in the car and we start moving again. im not fully awake and im not totally asleep either but i hear
the car changing gears 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th. then everything happened really fast.
"SHIIIIIIT!!!!!"
BANG!!!
SCREEEEAAACH!!!!! (tires sliding on asfalt)
remember how i'm lying down almost asleep in the backseat? and im not wearing a seatbelt... i go flying right in the backs of the front seats
and this is how my back hit right in between them ^ it bended in a very unnatural way and then i fall down to the floor and hit my knee
against something very sharp and the pain and the blood really suck....
And now im stuck, the first thing i asked: "What the hell did we hit???" (my mind is telling me we hit an elephant or something)
"a fucking deer...." (THAT WAS IT??? a fuckin deer? it hurt like hell and i flew like in 90km/h for a deer??? WTH???)
"guys let me out im stuck" and they let me out and i look at my leg and yeah its bleading and my back hurts and my car has a huge
bump in the side. So now we have to figure out what to do... and thats not so easy when youre shocked. but the guy that wasnt driving (a hell his name is mårten)
mårten takes out his cell phone and says we have to report it to the cops. sure go ahead.
Viktor (the driver) all of a suddens starts to breath very heavy and screams:
"OH SHIT! look on the road its the head! the head of the deer!!! look!"
wth? i turn around and yes i see something on the ground behind the car (its still pretty dark outside so its hard too see)
but it doesnt really look like a head, so I start limping towards the thing to check what it is and as i approach it i kinda get a feeling...
I turn around and look at the car, i look at the thing, i look at the car, i look at the thing.
"Its my goddamn rear view mirror!!!!" surely it was, and our heads all at the same time turns down the way we came and there we see
the deer standing on very wobbly legs walking towards the side of the forest.... Thats were i burst. I just couldnt stop laughing.
it looked so adorable when it went back to the wild..
but now it was time to talk to the cops. Now the thing you need to know about MÃ¥rten is that he's the biggest player in the world and when he talks to
girls his voice gets a certain tone thats very very easy to notice if you know the guy.
Guess what! its a lady cop in the phone and what does MÃ¥rten do? yeah you guessed it. the voice changes and he starts hitting on her!
im standing in the middle of the road with a bleeding leg an effed up back and a crashed car... did he care? no.
so he talks to her for about 10 minutes reporting what happened and in between the serious things he asks a few personal questions to the coplady...
asshole. but hey it was fun. i got to laugh some more.
so that was it pretty much. we got back in the car and drove home. i was laughing almost the entire time cause the entire thing was pretty funny when
you looked at it. MÃ¥rten had been driving the entire time until Viktor needed to pee. and thats when its only 10 km left on a 5 hour ride. Viktor had just
gotten his driving license like 2 weeks before. so it was all just great stuff. i actually had a blast!
my knee wasnt injured badly it was just a fleshwound so no biggie. but my back got a little screwed up. cant really lift heavy stuff anymore, but who cares?
The car was insured so i didnt have to pay anything for the repairs so it was all good. I know this sounds weird but it was pretty funny...
Maybe its one of those situations that you had to be there to get why it was so funny, but what the hell.
now that was one of my many weird but true stories. would you like to share one of yours?
and as the line reads, tell me a story!
there's only one rule: Only true stories
Obviously I cant check if you choose to lie, but I trust people. so stick to the truth!
And if you want to discuss a story please do that HERE
I can start with a story:
Last summer me and two friends were in our nations capitol (Stockholm, Sweden) to shop around and look at pretty girls.
we went up early in the morning, the drive takes about 5 hours. and we started out going from shop to shop
bot mostly we spent our time at the Sci-Fi Bookshop(they have all kinds of stuff there including a BUNCH of manga and anime).
all in all it was a good day. but i was kinda edgy the entire time. i was working the day after so i was kinda in a rush to get
back home so could go to sleep, but my friends was all like: "no come on just another shop!" and i tagged along.
the time came closer and closer to 6 which was the time i wanted to go so i could atleast get a decent sleep before work at
7 in the morning. but noooooooo. my friends wanted to go see a movie. and that started at 10. so i was like:
"ok if you guys drive the entire way home so I can sleep in the backseat then ok". and they agreed. so now i stoopped being all edgy and enjoyed my time.
bought a lot of good movies and then we went to the cinema. saw Wedding Crashers lmao, and then it was time to go home.
i jump in the backseat and fall asleep pretty immidietly. im a very hard sleeper so i didnt wake up once the entire drive,
until we have about 10 kilometers left. i wake up and i hear my friends arguing: "come on i really need to pee, cant you just pull over?"
"we only have a mile left, hold it in"
"dude i cant! just stop the car and ill go right here!"
"but there arent any rest-stops its illegal"
"who cares? its 4 in the morning nobodys out! just stop!"
"ah, ok then" so the car pulls over and i hear them both getting out but i try to go back to sleep.
a few minutes pass and i hear them getting back and the guy that needed to pee asks if he should drive?
they agree on that and sits down in the car and we start moving again. im not fully awake and im not totally asleep either but i hear
the car changing gears 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th. then everything happened really fast.
"SHIIIIIIT!!!!!"
BANG!!!
SCREEEEAAACH!!!!! (tires sliding on asfalt)
remember how i'm lying down almost asleep in the backseat? and im not wearing a seatbelt... i go flying right in the backs of the front seats
and this is how my back hit right in between them ^ it bended in a very unnatural way and then i fall down to the floor and hit my knee
against something very sharp and the pain and the blood really suck....
And now im stuck, the first thing i asked: "What the hell did we hit???" (my mind is telling me we hit an elephant or something)
"a fucking deer...." (THAT WAS IT??? a fuckin deer? it hurt like hell and i flew like in 90km/h for a deer??? WTH???)
"guys let me out im stuck" and they let me out and i look at my leg and yeah its bleading and my back hurts and my car has a huge
bump in the side. So now we have to figure out what to do... and thats not so easy when youre shocked. but the guy that wasnt driving (a hell his name is mårten)
mårten takes out his cell phone and says we have to report it to the cops. sure go ahead.
Viktor (the driver) all of a suddens starts to breath very heavy and screams:
"OH SHIT! look on the road its the head! the head of the deer!!! look!"
wth? i turn around and yes i see something on the ground behind the car (its still pretty dark outside so its hard too see)
but it doesnt really look like a head, so I start limping towards the thing to check what it is and as i approach it i kinda get a feeling...
I turn around and look at the car, i look at the thing, i look at the car, i look at the thing.
"Its my goddamn rear view mirror!!!!" surely it was, and our heads all at the same time turns down the way we came and there we see
the deer standing on very wobbly legs walking towards the side of the forest.... Thats were i burst. I just couldnt stop laughing.
it looked so adorable when it went back to the wild..
but now it was time to talk to the cops. Now the thing you need to know about MÃ¥rten is that he's the biggest player in the world and when he talks to
girls his voice gets a certain tone thats very very easy to notice if you know the guy.
Guess what! its a lady cop in the phone and what does MÃ¥rten do? yeah you guessed it. the voice changes and he starts hitting on her!
im standing in the middle of the road with a bleeding leg an effed up back and a crashed car... did he care? no.
so he talks to her for about 10 minutes reporting what happened and in between the serious things he asks a few personal questions to the coplady...
asshole. but hey it was fun. i got to laugh some more.
so that was it pretty much. we got back in the car and drove home. i was laughing almost the entire time cause the entire thing was pretty funny when
you looked at it. MÃ¥rten had been driving the entire time until Viktor needed to pee. and thats when its only 10 km left on a 5 hour ride. Viktor had just
gotten his driving license like 2 weeks before. so it was all just great stuff. i actually had a blast!
my knee wasnt injured badly it was just a fleshwound so no biggie. but my back got a little screwed up. cant really lift heavy stuff anymore, but who cares?
The car was insured so i didnt have to pay anything for the repairs so it was all good. I know this sounds weird but it was pretty funny...
Maybe its one of those situations that you had to be there to get why it was so funny, but what the hell.
now that was one of my many weird but true stories. would you like to share one of yours?
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