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[scav]

That's Hardy's nights when he misbehaves

 

[Erinyes]

Yup...me mostly xD

Think they are avis made by @Erinyes

No i didnt at all, my bad.

I havent made those at all, i deserve absolutely no credits, its magi-chan who provided the pics, i only added a transparent background as they needed, thats all, it took like less than 5 minutes to do. Its so wrong to get credits for something i ve never done. its like someone baked an amazing stuff, and i ve just put it on the microwave, and got all the credits, no thats so wrong !

If i were able to make such amazing avys i ll definitely use this skill for my owns lol

 

[liductan]

If I was rich, I would hire a hairstylist...
This hair can be a nightmare..I don't feel like dealing with it.

 

[Shobu_Yoruichi]

The mouthfeel is all wrong

60 yrs old and still you don't know to use your tongue properly, shame brah.

If I was rich, I would hire a hairstylist...
This hair can be a nightmare..I don't feel like dealing with it.

wear a wig, cover your imperfections D:

@Lambu story was interesting, here happens with dead ppl able to go and vote and viceversa... so when an old man goes to receive its retirement paycheck... He appears dead and cannot take it

 

[z.5]

60 yrs old and still you don't know to use your tongue properly, shame brah.

It's a matter of preference, not of technique

but hey, you don't need to base your tastes on what I do/do not enjoy.
You do you

 

[Adorien]

I always appear during the best topics haha

How is everyone?

 

[Lady pompom]

You finished medium grade! mad respect revo.
Same to you, music is a beautiful thing to practice.



On another note, today was an interesting day guys. A public worker's been trying to convince me Im 42 years old because in the database there was a mistake that said I was born in 1977 instead of 97, worthy of a comedy show...

- The procedure is invalid, you are 42.
- Huh, no... Im pretty sure Im not.
- The database says you are, there's nothing to discuss.
- Miss... please *hands her ID card*
-
- So?
- [...] But the database says otherwise, this could be fake.
- For gods sake the database is wrong! Im clearly younger than that!
- Makeup and surgery are a thing these days... come back some other time.
- Hahaha... please call your superior (you little hdfajjhkhyg...)


Spain is different!! \o/

It reminds me on a day a bandit called the house phone to ask me to pay 300.000 to release my 30+ year old daughter... even though I kept saying that I couldn't be a mother of an old woman like that, he somehow believed firmly I had a daughter and even asked "do you have a crystal ball to know if she's your daughter or not?" and I'm like "eeeeh..."

In hindsight, it was hilarious listening to an older woman that could be as well my mother calling me "mom", but it was annoying at the time. It's sad tho that those kind of tricks can work with older people.

 

[Farfalla]

I always appear during the best topics haha

How is everyone?

Surviving a backache @_@ How are you?^^

 

[z.5]

It reminds me on a day a bandit called the house phone to ask me to pay 300.000 to release my 30+ year old daughter... even though I kept saying that I couldn't be a mother of an old woman like that, he somehow believed firmly I had a daughter and even asked "do you have a crystal ball to know if she's your daughter or not?" and I'm like "eeeeh..."

In hindsight, it was hilarious listening to an older woman that could be as well my mother calling me "mom", but it was annoying at the time. It's sad tho that those kind of tricks can work with older people.

That kind of preying on old people really irks me.

I remember when 'a Microsoft technician' rang my mum because her computer was 'sending out spam'.
Luckily I was there, because my mum passed the phone to me and I told the man to fuck off - but I can easily imagine her fooling for their scam.

 

[Charlie]

So many scam artists trying to get other peoples money smh.

 

[Organizized]

That kind of preying on old people really irks me.

I remember when 'a Microsoft technician' rang my mum because her computer was 'sending out spam'.
Luckily I was there, because my mum passed the phone to me and I told the man to fuck off - but I can easily imagine her fooling for their scam.

Got a call from one of those Microsoft guys too last year, English speaking with a Middle Eastern-ish accent. Went something like:

"Hello, there's problem with your Microsoft computer!"
"Oh really, what kind of problem?"
"Yes we can see you have a virus leaking your personal files onto the internet."
"Oh really? From my Microsoft Computer?"
"Yes sir."
"The one with an Apple on the back?"
"Excuse me sir?"
"Well I have a MacBook and an iMac and haven't had a computer with Microsoft software on it since I was 16 which is over ten years ago."
"... No, sir, you have a Microsoft computer and it has a virus but we can help you."
"I know for a fact I don't and that you can't."
"... *annoyed sound, hangs up*"

 

[riki]

So this fifth grader told me that one of his classmates threatened to beat him up at recess today. I asked him why the kid wanted to beat him up, and he replied, “Because I told him he couldn’t beat me up.”

 

[gnut]

I always appear during the best topics haha

How is everyone?

Ayyo

 

[Charlie]

Got a call from one of those Microsoft guys too last year, English speaking with a Middle Eastern-ish accent. Went something like:

"Hello, there's problem with your Microsoft computer!"
"Oh really, what kind of problem?"
"Yes we can see you have a virus leaking your personal files onto the internet."
"Oh really? From my Microsoft Computer?"
"Yes sir."
"The one with an Apple on the back?"
"Excuse me sir?"
"Well I have a MacBook and an iMac and haven't had a computer with Microsoft software on it since I was 16 which is over ten years ago."
"... No, sir, you have a Microsoft computer and it has a virus but we can help you."
"I know for a fact I don't and that you can't."
"... *annoyed sound, hangs up*"

Another hilarious story, thanks for sharing.

Maybe the person you talked to over the phone was a ninja master from another dimension or a parallel universe ......wherein your "MacBook" was infact running windows (unbeknownst to you). And it would show as such once you peel off the apple sticker???
And as such, this generous tech person wanted to help you resolve your windows issues for a small fee?

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So this fifth grader told me that one of his classmates threatened to beat him up at recess today. I asked him why the kid wanted to beat him up, and he replied, “Because I told him he couldn’t beat me up.”

These kids are cray cray for sure.

--- Double Post Merged, Dec 5, 2019 ---

I always appear during the best topics haha

How is everyone?

Long time no hear Adi - how goes you in Bulgaria ?

 

[Knight of Stalwart Heart]

I always appear during the best topics haha

How is everyone?

Hi o/

 

[Organizized]

@FaustXIII @Ustegius @zimbardo @Xadyu @Otherswhohavegoodtasteinbooksandfilm

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are adapting one of my favorite Neil Gaiman novels The Ocean at the End of the Lane for TV. (They're also adapting the rather great Rivers of London book series by Ben Aaronovitch.)

Gaiman sure is getting a lot of adaptations of his work lately.

 

[Copy Panda]

So this fifth grader told me that one of his classmates threatened to beat him up at recess today. I asked him why the kid wanted to beat him up, and he replied, “Because I told him he couldn’t beat me up.”

... At least he's standing up for himself? .-.

 

[Charlie]

... At least he's standing up for himself? .-.

Guess thats one way to look at it?

And with that good morning peeps.

 

[Faust]

@FaustXIII @Ustegius @zimbardo @Xadyu @Otherswhohavegoodtasteinbooksandfilm

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are adapting one of my favorite Neil Gaiman novels The Ocean at the End of the Lane for TV. (They're also adapting the rather great Rivers of London book series by Ben Aaronovitch.)

Gaiman sure is getting a lot of adaptations of his work lately.

I haven't read that book. lol

 

[Charlie]

Whauts a book?