Round 4
Question 11
What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?
Question 12
Describe yourself in Middle School.
Question 13
How do you feel about the Switch 2 news?
Question 14
Why does Faust hate me so much?
PM your guesses to me and @SirSamuel016!
And don't forget to send your guesses for the Bonus Round as well:

BONUS ROUND

Question 11
What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?
K1 said:Stories in general are so much fun, especially when you're joining a community and engaging with a series.
There are so many unique stories out there,ones you'd want to record so they're not lost to time.
Even history, depending on who’s telling it, can be really enjoyable to listen to.
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K2 said:
K3 said:Cᴀᴛs. Cᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
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K4 said:Cats. The world is always better with some fluffy pussies.![]()
K5 said:Flirting![]()
K6 said:Takagi-san~
K7 said:Money, beauty, anime, moneybags, a laugh, a drink, food, naps, deep snuggles, even more money, a book, Intense MGs, excessive WWWR brainfuck, talking about astrology and Zodiac— no, scratch that, not the astrology stuff! Beautiful people, being lazy....did I say money?
K8 said:large mcchicken menu with fries and fries sauce
K9 said:vive MH, am I right ?![]()
K10 said:Sometimes when I feel bad I think "Things could be even worse" or "There is someone suffering even more than you". It makes me feel better.
K11 said:your mom
K12 said:Power of friendship?![]()
K13 said:Family & Friends - maybe Jam Donuts, Garlic Bread w/ Tomato (not slices), Chorley Cakes, Magnum Classic Tubs, Roast Chicken Skin, the Fatty & Seasoned/Glazed parts of most Beef/Gammon/Lamb/Chicken/Salmon.
K14 said:All the nature and culture waiting to be discovered with your loved ones. Next gang meet when, btw?
Question 12
Describe yourself in Middle School.

L1 said:Takagi-san's boyfriend![]()
L2 said:Shy, nerdy and insecure. A pinch of bad taste in music and fashion.
L3 said:Quiet, well-behaved and always performed well in school... then went home and shouted at strangers in a wannabe-English accent on Halo 2 Xbox Live.![]()
L4 said:Plays "Smooth Operator" by Sade![]()
L5 said:Oh... that version was nice and I miss it... I could easily get good grades 'cause I didn't suffer from massive brainfarts yet. So I'd spend most of my time out of the classroom, reading books, playing cards, football, CS, league, etc.
L6 said:Meek Loner, Mr Visits Nurses Office every Break & Lunch due injuring self (mainly due to poor balance)
L7 said:I was the perfect blend of Sakamoto and Kaguya! Mysterious cool, stylish elegance, I had it all. And ofc, out-of-this-world beauty, and I was well aware! Saying I was the Main character is a severe understatement. I was the plot! I could Record, anything I read once, Embrace brilliance and Instant legend.
L8 said:"I was quiet and composed.
6 years ago I heard a story about a quiet kid that could have been me.
The kid ended up next to a talkative child. The talkative child was bored cause that kid wouldn't talk to them no matter what.
The talkative child wanted to change seats and complained to their mom, asking her to call the school, but their mom said they should be paying attention in class instead. The talkative child was not amused, they had to do something to make the quiet kid talk.
In a desperate attempt for attention, the talkative child started taking pencils and rubbers from them but the quiet kid would still ignore them.
In the end, the quiet kid succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome and they became BFFs."
L9 said:Cute and nerdy
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but less smart, probably.
L11 said:Basically a filler arc.
L12 said:backbencher
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L13 said:Australia does not have middle school. At that age I was trying to steal VB long necks and get my first root.
L14 said:Airhead, when you're talking to me you never really know where I'm looking or if I'm even paying attention.
To the point where a teacher gave me a nickname of being mona lisa considering no one can tell where I'm actually looking.
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Question 13
How do you feel about the Switch 2 news?
M1 said:
M2 said:
M3 said:Cheap discord and Ice Skating mouse controllers.
They literally made them slide like they were on ice.
M4 said:How is it different from Switch 1 D:
M5 said:I feel hungry........ and I want something spicy. I could ask a dragon to toast my food and roast certain people for their answers.
M6 said:I’ll believe it when I see it.![]()
M7 said:I'm sorry, I don't remember anything about this. For you, the day Switch 2 was announced, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
M8 said:Indifferent overall. People complain but it'll sell like hot cakes.
M9 said:It's utterly, almost as bad as the Ps5 Pro being considered a ""Console"" but not having a Disc Drive Included - it's not even a ducking
Console if it's not able to play Physical Media. (Yes, you could pay extra for the Disc Drive & add it manually - but this isn't a Subway Sandwich
this is a Console)
Anyways, back to why Switch 2 is crap... Switch 1 was nice but not powerful enough, but now where going to have to pay20£€$¥ per game we already own (both Digital & Physical) to even be able to utilise ""additional"" power of the Switch 2 - the whole reason you buy the Switch 2 is to use that ""extra"" power!
Don't get me started on the Digital & Physical Media price hikes too - that stinks of corporate greed!
M10 said:No new Animal Crossing, so fuck Nintendo.
M11 said:Sorry, I only play SEGA SATURN.![]()
M12 said:switch 1 was already expensive enough for my economy .. waiting for ryujinx2 lol
M13 said:The game prices will probably set a bad precedent for the industry at large. Will this Nintendo Adult still buy it? Of course I will.
M14 said:The logo is boring and uninspired, the prices rage baiting.
Question 14
Why does Faust hate me so much?
N1 said:Who are you ?
N2 said:This is Brandish
N3 said:Why are you saying emo things?! And you think he's the only one who hates you?Babe......... no one likes you! We're on Season 5 of Everybody Hates you ~~
N4 said:Ahhh, Faust hates you? Please. Faust doesn't hate you. Faust just has this... peculiar way of showing affection, like a cat that swipes at you while purring. That or you forgot to wish him Happy Birthday.
...you did? And then you act surprised? If anything Faust should hate you more. In fact, I too hate you now. I will tell all my friends and family to hate you too. And they will tell their friends and family. Soon the number of people hating you will grow larger and larger, 'til you are the most hated person on Earth. And when that happens, you will gleefully remember the good days when all you had to worry about was Faust hating you.
N5 said:It was but a few years ago, I remember that cold December evening. I, after wasting away to the whims of the day, dealing with Kohai's at work and their annoying ototo's. Who brings their family to work? Ate a ham sandwich, watched the news, stared at the ceiling for 15ish minutes. Anyway, exhausted and disillusioned, I log into MH to take a look at the progress of the Top Ten Game. To my displeasure, Jendi was out with 1 point. 1 measly point!! I couldn't fathom how, I had precisely indicated in my PM that it was 10 points, it was my 10 pointer. I immediately PM'ed Faust, telling him that he had erred and to please correct it, Jendi must rank higher, it deserves it! Faust however labeled my PM confusing and stated no correction would be made. In a moment of weakness, I said some strong words. Called him a crab, a tree, among other offensive things. I was deeply hurt, knowing that the MH historical archives would show years from now that Jendi was out in the first batch of eliminations, that top 10 was possible if it had been allocated points appropriately.
N6 said:Because you forgot his bday~ You can claim you're a part of a collective mentality that was too lazy to set the bot fast enough.
N7 said:Because you forgot his birthday!
But worry not. I've heard he found love with Evil and forgave everyone.
N8 said:because he's Faust and furious
N9 said:He was fired from the MH farm
N10 said:He wishes we were friends, but lashes out because I probably don't give him enough attention, idk, can't keep up with all y'all.
N11 said:You don't watch/read/like Hyouka!!!
N12 said:You forgot to give him this awesome cake !!!
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N13 said:You forgot to give them a Birthday Shout-Out on your Balatro Stream?
N14 said:You probably called someone by a nickname.
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PM your guesses to me and @SirSamuel016!
And don't forget to send your guesses for the Bonus Round as well:

BONUS ROUND
The theme for this game has been this year's NBA playoffs! To fit that theme, we assigned each player one of the 16 teams, and took the Lakers for ourselves. This is an optional round, but playing means you can earn more points! Here's what you need to do:
- Assign each team to a player/host (e.g. Lakers -> Sam & Faust (yes that's a freebie))
- Get one point for each correct answer; get them all right and you will get some extra bonus points!
- These answers will be due along with your guesses for the responses at the end of Round 4
- The teams are as follows: Lakers, Magic, Rockets, Grizzlies, Cavaliers, Celtics, Knicks, Heat, Bucks, Pistons, Timberwolves, Thunder, Nuggets, Clippers, Pacers, Warriors
We have dropped some hints through our gifs as to who was assigned to what team to help you, but the rest you might just need to figure out what us mad lads came up with based on your existing personal lore and !
Deadline is before the Detective Conan Mafia Game starts (May 20/21)



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