Other Your Favorite Quotes: Quotable Quotes!

[okyatoks]

If you guys have any favorite quotes, memorable quotes, funny quotes, interesting quotes, or any quote from yourself, friends, personalities, philosophers, poems, books, musics, news and even from any member out here, worth remembering, Please post it here:

I'll start with:

Jack Nicholson

“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.”

 

[The Boff]

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ok then... a quote.. a good qoute..... damn... cant think of any good but how about this.

Smeagol

The rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeet!
Our only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeet.

 

[okyatoks]

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Hey Thanks, boffenjl!!!

And I would add these to the list...

From Homer Simpson:

"Hello operator, gimme the number of 911"

And here's some a bit weird, offish, stupid and a bit wtf quotes (or I guess... questions)

What's another word for synonym?

Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?

 

[The Boff]

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still cant think of any good ones but,

Professor Farnsworth

Lets just pray nothing stimulates the delicate smellreceptors.
Nobody make a smell....

and of course... the one and only arnold.

See you at the party Richter! standing on top of an elevator holding Richters arms in Total Recall... thats like the crappiest movie ever!

 

[okyatoks]

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"the Arnold talk" is really funny.

Heres from:

Sir Winston Churchill

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.

 

[ashida_kim]

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ok. i got one.

Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?
— Hakuin Ekaku

some answers:
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art22543.asp
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/timewarp/sound.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_of_one_hand_clapping

 

[okyatoks]

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Here's some more:

“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.”

“A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.”

“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”

from Madonna

 

[Pheonixfyre]

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"War is a conflict that determines not who is right, but who is left."

"The one who dies with the most toys is still dead."

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So has the forest, the city, your palace, your dog..."


Lyndon Johnson
"It takes a master carpenter to build a barn, but any jackass can kick one down."

Abraham Lincoln
"My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure."

Bill Cosby
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

Vezzini from Princess Bride
"Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Mitch Ratcliffe
"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."

Mark Twain
"Always do right... it will gratify some and astonish the rest."

 

[Dragonzair]

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A quote which I found highly amusing yet true at the same time:

How can you face a problem if the problem is your face?

Got that from a reporter in a television show. XD

 

[The Boff]

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the one the only the: Bender!

Brrrr... Whats this water made of? ICE?

 

[okyatoks]

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@Dragonzair: hahahahahahahaha! LOL

@boffenjl: *still laughing*

 

[Galth]

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Homer Simpson:
The only thing to fear, is running out of beer!

 

[Dragonzair]

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Homer Simpson is one of the best people with hilarious quotes. XD

 

[okyatoks]

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Here's another one from Homer, err... Dan Quayle:


Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific.
It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a -it is different from the other 49 states.
Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.
Dan Quayle

 

[The Boff]

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dan qyayle talk weirdly... me no understand

 

[okyatoks]

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From Tao Te Ching

Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.
If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.

Lao Tzu

 

[The Boff]

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from someone in everything that is star wars relevated:

Ive got a baaad feeling about this.....

And a little more Arnold

Im a great actor, cause i can shoot without blinking!

 

[okyatoks]

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Me like Arnold too, boffenjl.

Here's from our beloved cat, Garfield:

I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle... that took years to perfect!

You know what is a "diet" is, don't you? It's "die" with a "t," that's what it is!

I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with ... one quart of Mayonnaise !

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged !

Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.

When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.

 

[Dragonzair]

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Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific.

OH ROFL XD

 

[The Boff]

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ok this quote is from my mom.. i asked her to return a dvd that i had rented. she responded:

Sure. Have you rewind it?

true story...
(maybe my english isnt entirely correct there but i think you get what she was saying...)