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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43220</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 15</title>
        <updated>2017-05-03T02:47:27+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">This is the last chapter from the first volume.  I'm taking another extended break from translating.  Anyone can use the Inumaru translations but there won't be anymore after this from me, at least for a long time (in the magnitude of months to never)</div><br /><br />Page 173<br /><br />Minami:		It's true.  <br />Minami:		Tamako-sensei wanted to leave the goukon right away<br />		Right Inumaru-kun?<br />Inumaru:	Ya<br />Principal:	She must not have much interest in men...<br />Minami:		Soo, I asked her what she does on her days off.<br />		She goes to hero shows alone, she goes to viewing platforms alone.<br />Principal:	Ehhh, Seriously?<br />		What is that?  What's with her?<br />Minami:		Ah, that’s it, Inumaru-kun<br />Minami:		I don't know why he's relaxing here though...<br />Minami:		Go and ask Tamako-sensei a bit!!<br />Tamako:		What type of guys do I like?<br />Inumaru:	Ya.<br />Tamako:		It's nothing particular...<br />		Looks don't really matter....<br />Inumaru:	Ehhhh<br />Inumaru:	For instance a celebrity, who do you think is cool!?<br />Tamako:		Ehh, Why are you asking that?<br />Tamako:		Ummmm<br />Tamako:		Ah... Tsumabuki-kun<br /><br />(Note:	Satoshi Tsumabuki is an actor known for his role in Waterboys born 1980)<br /><br />Mininami:	Tsu... Tsubuyaki-kun<br />		Tsubuyaki Shiro?<br />		Did Tamako-sensei really say that?<br />Inumaru:	Ya.<br /><br />(Note: Shiro Tsubuyaki is a comedian who is on a lot of variety shows born 1971)<br /><br />Chapter 15<br /><br />The Administrative Director's Classroom Doctrine<br /><br />Page 174<br /><br />Background:	Kya Kya<br />		Ehhh<br />		Really?<br />		No Way.<br />		Ahaha<br />Admin. Dir.:	I wonder what's going on?<br />Principal:	Ad... Administrative Director...<br />Admin. Dir.:	I asked you... What’s going on right now?<br />Narration:	Administrative Director<br />		Very scary and important person<br />Principal:	Ehh, Ummm,<br />		H-he's probably working hard as a reporter for variety shows now and then...<br />Admin. Dir.:	I'm not asking about Shiro Tsubuyaki's current state<br />Admin. Dir.:	Blah, blah, blah, blah.  Talking about useless things on the job.<br />Admin. Dir.:	Wouldn't it be better to stop right away and go to a forum.<br />Inumaru:	But these two aren't in their teens so they can't go hm gu gu gu<br />Minami:		In... Inumaru-kun Shh...<br />Principal:	We.. We are sorry.  From now on we will be careful<br />Admin. Dir.:	What complete slackers...<br />SFX:		Bowing sounds<br />Icon:		Shinken Judai Shaberi-ba (In English &quot;Serious Teenage Forum&quot;)<br /><br />(Note: Serious Teenage Forum is a show where Teens discuss and debate topics relevant to being a teenager in Japan)<br /><br />Admin. Dir.:	Those stomachs are slack.<br />Principal:	S... Sorry.<br />Principal:	Ehh.  Stomachs?  Slack stomachs can't be helped, can they?<br />Admin. Dir.:	Your slack hearts are coming out in your stomachs.<br /><br />Note: Slack/sagging heart is Japanese for lazy/slacking off)<br /><br />Prinicipal:	He really... is annoying when he comes...<br />Admin. Dir.:	In the first place a slack stomach...<br />Principal:	He's still going on about slack stomachs...<br /><br /><div class="important">Not super happy with the translation of about stomachs and being lazy</div><br /><br />Page 175<br /><br />Admin. Dir.:	...Ah... That’s right... I just did a round of the school<br /><br /><div class="important">Missing a pop culture reference.  I don't recognize Inumaru</div><br /><br />Principal:	Hmm.. He doesn't know because he doesn't come around often but the children call him &quot;Strange Old Man&quot;<br />Admin. Dir.:	The students are slackers too!!<br />Tamako:		Ah... What?<br />		It's the Administrative Directors voice!?<br />		He sounds mad?<br />Tamako:		Uwaa<br />		It's hard to come into this...<br />Admin. Dir.:	You have to be more strict!<br />Admin. Dir.:	You got it? Kindergarten...<br />Tamako:		What is this situation?  Are they angry!? Are they in good spirits!<br />Admin. Dir.:	is an important schooling time which has a huge effect on the rest of the students’ lives.<br />Admin. Dir.:	This is not an amusement park.<br />		Guide the students without holding anything back!!<br />Principal:	Y....Yes....<br />Principal:	The students are the type that wouldn't even greet me if I approached them. <br />Admin. Dir.:	Hm? What's with that head?<br />Principal:	Eh? Ah... It's those Chu●-Li things...<br />Admin. Dir.:	Anyways!! Make sure to strictly lead the students for the next time I come.<br />		And there is too much playground equipment. Dispose of it.<br />Tamako:		I... I think you are wrong...<br /><br />Page 176<br /><br />Tamako:		Kin... Kindergarten...<br />Tamako:		should be a place for students for children to have fun...<br />Admin. Dir.:	...Who are you?.. Giving me advice despite being new...<br />Admin. Dir.:	What are you laughing at?<br />Tamako:		Wai.. Stop it!!<br />Tamako:		Of, Of course there are times when you need to be strict but...<br />		That's not fun for the children.<br />Tamako:		I... I want the children before anything else to think that kindergarten is interesting.<br />Admin. Dir.:	Interesting?<br />		There is no need for the classroom to be interesting!!<br />Admin. Dir.:	Throwing away that gentleness and knowing the harshness of society is for the sake of the students.<br />		... It looks like we won't come to an agreement.<br />Minami:		.....<br />Admin. Dir.:	Do you not know the saying &quot;The child is the father of the man&quot;<br />Admin. Dir.:	Of course we should be teaching them common sense...<br />Tamako:		Everyone is a good kid<br />		They already know common sense...<br />Principal:	A... Amazing Tamaki-sensei is backing down from the Administrative Director...<br />Admin. Dir.:	Never mind common sense, it doesn't look like they've even learned to put on underwear...<br />Tamako:		I'm sorry!!<br />Principal:	Ah, she backed down...<br /><br />Page 177<br /><br />Kids:		Tamako-sensei!<br />Kids:		Sensei you're quitting!?<br />Tamako:		Eh... Why?<br />Tamako:		I'm not quitting...?<br />Kids:		But all the other teachers are saying it<br />Tamako:		Eh... What do you mean?<br />Kids:		They are saying that the Administrative Director is angry and going to fire Tamako-sensei...<br />Tamako:		Ehhhhh<br />Tamako:		No way....<br />		He's the type of person who goes that far.<br />Kids:		Don't quit sensei!!<br />SFX:		Crying<br />Tamako:		It...It's okay...  I'm not quitting. It...It's Okay...<br />Tamako:		What should I do...<br />		What should I do...<br />Kids:		Damn it that Administrative Director<br />Kids:		That was absolutely a wig!!<br />Kids:		He was acting all serious but he was definitely pervert wearing a bra or something!!<br />Kids:		He definitely goes to SM clubs.<br />Tamako:		Hey, hey. Don't say that stuff even if you are angry.<br />Inumaru:	That guy is definitely to the Rare Phantom Wrestler &quot;Master the Eros&quot; real identity!!<br />Top left:	The Rare Phantom Wrestler Master the Eros<br />Bottom:		The perverted masked wrestler who gets booed just for coming on stage<br />Tamako:		What is that!!<br />		Who is that!!<br /><br />Page 178<br /><br />Kids:		Let's go complain to the Administrative Director and get him to take it back!!<br />Inumaru:	Ya!! And if he says no, I'm going to stick gum on his car's front window!!<br />Kids:		I'll stick gum on his tires<br />Kids:		I'll stick gum on his side mirrors!!<br />Kids:		I'll stick gum on his wipers!<br />Tamako:		Wait, everyone stop your revenge.<br />		And can't you think of anything besides sticking gum somewhere!?<br />Tamako:		B...but everyone is doing this for me... Thank you.<br />SFX: 		Chewing noises<br />Adim. Dir.:	Guaaaaaaaa<br />Adim. Dir.:	Wh...What is it kids<br />Kids:		We won't let Tamako-sensei quit!!<br />Adim. Dir.:	...hmmm... It's for your sake.<br />		With such a naive teacher you kids won't become good adults<br />Kids:		Everyone, your gum!! Get your gum ready!!<br />Kids:		Wait.  There is just a bit more flavor left.<br />Adim. Dir.:	...hmm<br />Adim. Dir.:	Guaaaaaa<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!?<br /><br />Page 179<br /><br />Adim. Dir.:	Gunu....!!<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!!?<br />Inumaru: 	Administrative Director!!<br />Bucket:		Fire prevention<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!!?<br />Card:		SM <br />		Club<br />		Membershi<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!!!!<br /><br />Page 180<br /><br />Admin. Dir.:	...I... I'm...<br />Admin. Dir.:	Okay now...  <br />		...Thank you...<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!!<br />Kids:		Ad.....<br />Kids:		Administrative Director!!<br /><br />Page 181<br /><br />Principal:	The decision to fire Tamako-sensei has been removed!!<br />		I wonder if something happened...<br />Minami:		But anyways that’s great!!<br />Tamako:		HEY<br />Tamako:		Stop Inumaru-kun<br />Tamako:		Today's the day I'm going to get you to put on underwear.<br />Principal:	Everyday, everyday...<br />Inumaru:	I~ Do~n't Wa~nt To~<br />Tamako:		Geeze...  What the Administrative Director was saying was too severe but it wasn't wrong was it?<br />Tamako:		It doesn't mean you can do anything you want as long it is interesting.<br />Admin. Dir.:	That's not true<br />Tamako:		Ad... Administrative Director...<br />Admin. Dir.:	Kindergarten just needs to be interesting. <br />Admin. Dir.:	If it's interesting, people will come<br />Side text:	Interesting is the absolute principle!!<br /><br />(Note: Administrative Director looks like the editor in chief Hisashi Sasaki from Bakuman.  This was his catchphrase)<br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43219</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 14</title>
        <updated>2017-05-02T22:48:46+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
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        <summary type="html">Page 163<br /><br />Kids:		Ah... If you trade it, it evolves.<br />Kids:		It's because Electabuzz was holding an electirizer<br />Kids:		Electivire is strong among the electric types.<br />Inumaru:	Everyone<br />Inumaru:	Trade with me too<br /><br />SFX:		Putputputputput<br /><br />Kids:		Eh... Inumaru-kun, you bought Pokémon too?<br />Inumaru:	Ya, I bought it yesterday!!<br />Game:		Pachitto Monster<br />		Platinum<br /><br />(Note: Pachitto is Japanese for snap/pop)<br /><br />Kids:		That's not it...<br />Kids:		It's a cheap knock off...<br />SFX:		(excitement)<br />Kids:		And shortened its Patimon.<br /><br />Chapter 14<br />Got It!! Inumaru-kun<br /><br />Page 164<br /><br />Kids:		In... Inumaru-kun… That’s...umm.....<br />Inumaru:	I bought it was my savings I saved over two years<br />Kids:		Eh... You used all your savings on that?<br />Inumaru:	Ya<br />Kids:		Uooo... I can't say it's the wrong one...<br />Kids:		But why did he get it wrong!?<br />Kids:		That's clearly a fake, isn't it!!<br />Kids:		That's not a Giratina.  It's just a plain centipede isn't it!!<br />Kids:		Uwa.  That's super gross....<br />Kids:		The lead protagonist is just a mid-30s old man...<br />Narration:	36 year old Novice Trainer!!<br />Narration:	He doesn't want to work, so for the time being, he'll go on an adventure!!<br />Kids:		What a good for nothing adult!!<br />Kids:		H... How far did you get into the story Inumaru-kun?<br />Inumaru:	Ummm, I battled my rival and got the &quot;secret key&quot;<br />		Then I snuck into my rival’s girlfriend's apartment and saved it there!!<br />Kids:		He's terrible isn't he, the protagonist!!<br />		That’s a crime!!<br />Kids:		Save your rash feelings!!<br />Inumaru:	Hey, hurry up and trade with me<br />SFX:		(excitement)<br />Kids:		O... Okay but I wonder if we can...<br />		What kind of monsters do you have?<br />Inumaru:	Umm,  first I have &quot;Takeriki&quot;<br />Narration	V-Cinemon ・Rock Type<br />		In the South he is called the King<br />Kids:		S...Sorry.  I don't need this...  He's clearly isn't in a respectable occupation, this monster...<br /><br />(Note: Direct-to-video cinema is known as V-Cinema in Japan)<br />(Note: King of Minami (Minami is JP for South) is a manga is about a loan shark.  King of Minami had multiple direct-to-video movies <br />	where the lead role was played by Riki Takeuchi)<br /><br />Page 165<br /><br />Inumaru:	Next I have &quot;Nukumizu&quot;!!<br />Naration:	Dramamon ・Water Type<br />		Dramamon loves school swimsuits<br />		Dramamon look like Yoichi Nukumizu<br />Kids:		This is scary in a different way.  Speaking of which, there are only ones that look like old men<br /><br />(Note: Yoichi Nukumizu is a an actor who does a lot of TV drama)<br />(Note: Mizu is Japanese for water)<br /><br />Imumaru:	Next I have &quot;Old Man Yamada&quot;<br />Kids:		Another old man.  Speaking of which this one is completely human!! I've see this old man somewhere before!!<br />Narration:	Hitorimon ・Human Type<br />		49 years old<br />		Covered in blood<br /><br />(Note: Hitori is Japanese for 1 person or alone)<br /><br />Inumaru:	I don't have any more...<br />Kids:		Umm.... Then, ah,.... Let’s catch a new monster!!<br />		If possible a cool one or... a cute one<br />Background:	Ah... It's the same maker of that...<br />Narration:	Equipment<br />		Head: Panties<br />Kids:		Aa.. He stole that from the apartment!!  He the worst!! He's a criminal!!<br />Kids:		Ah.. A monster encounter<br />Monster name:	Aruchuu<br />Narration:	A wild Aruchuu appeared<br />Kids:		Ahh... He's not cute either...<br /><br />(Note: Aruchuu is JP for alcohol poisoning or alcoholic)<br /><br />Narration:	You have thrown a capture ball!!<br />Kids:		Ah, No Inumaru-kun.  First you have to weaken him or you probably won't be able to capture him<br />Kids:		Ehh, He dodged it!?<br />Kids:		And then he’s closing distance...<br /><br /><br />Page 166<br /><br />Kids:		And hit the hero’s defenseless body!!<br />Kids:		What is this!?  You can directly take damage!?<br />Kids:		Uwaa...An arm lock, it’s an arm lock!!<br />Kids:		Why is it so normal!!<br />Kids:		Can't they use more game-like moves!?<br />Kids:		Real-life-like, like this is gross.<br />Kids:		There is something coming out of the protagonist’s mouth and ears.<br />Kids:		Wh-What are the other friendly monsters doing?<br />Kids:		Uwa, they are cold.<br />Kids:		They are pretending not to see anything!!<br />Kids:		Speaking of which, this guy is way too strong for level three.<br />Kids:		The game balance is weird!!<br />Kids:		Uwa, that’s irritating.  He's proudly shadow boxing!!<br />Kids:		Is... Is there nothing you can do Inumaru-kun?<br />Narration:	Uu...<br />		Uguu...<br />Inumaru:	Ah, that's it.  I have the Perfect Capture Ball which absolutely capture it<br />Kids:		Is that the one like the Master Ball?<br />Kids:		Ah... You can only get one of those, so it's probably better not to use it...<br />Kids:		Why do you have 99!?<br />Inumaru:	They were selling them in the first town for 10 yen<br />Kids:		The game balance s weird!!<br />Narration:	Items<br />Narration:	Perfect Capture Ball x99<br /><br />Page 167<br /><br />Kids:		As you'd expect he can't dodge this<br />Kids:		He… He's withstanding it!!<br />Kids:		Just how much does he not want to be caught!!<br />Kids:		Inumaru-kun, how about using this chance and try throwing a ball!?<br />Kids:		Capture him from the side now that he can't move...<br />Kids:		He... He's dodging them!!<br />Kids:		Throw more!!<br />Kids:		I've seen this somewhere before!!<br /><br /><div class="important">This is a pop culture reference to somewhere.  I've seen the dancing between two fruit slices a lot but I don't know the origin of it so I didn't write it in</div><br /><br />Kids:		Ah... He's getting more and more tired!!<br />Kids:		Ah, it looks like he used up all his strength<br />Kids:		Ah... He's finally caught<br />Narration:	Captured!!<br />Kids:		The protagonist too.<br /><br />Page 168<br /><br />Narration:	30 minutes later<br />Inumaru:	Everyone.<br />Inumaru:	I told the person at the store and I exchanged it for the real one!!<br />Kids:		That's great Inumaru!!<br />Inumaru:	But they didn't have Platinum so I got Crystal instead.<br />Kids:		Eh... You were tricked.  Crystal is the old one.<br />Kids:		It's the one for Game Boy.<br />Game:		Pachitto Monster<br />		Crystal<br />Kids:		This is Patimon again!! Look at it properly!!<br />Kids:		Who is this girl?  Christel Takigawa?<br /><br />(Note: Christel Takigawa is an announcer.  She was News anchor for Japan News from 2002-2009)<br /><br />Kids:		It's a bigger fake than the last one!!<br />Kids:		An.. Anyways let's try it?<br />Kids:		It... It might be fun, right?....<br /><br />Page 169<br /><br />Kids:		I mean, this looks like News Japan<br />Narration:	I will tell you the news<br />Narration:	For the first time in 5 years there has been an incident at the New York stock market<br />Narration:	which has continued on for about 12 days.<br />		Today around 9 AM.<br /><br /><div class="important">The news cast is pretty poorly translated</div><br /><br />Kids:		This isn't even and RPG!!  This is the news!!<br />Kids:		What do we even do!?<br />Kids:		Only the edge of Christel Takigawa is in the shot!!<br />		Can't we at least do something about the camera position!?<br />Kids:		Ah, we can move the camera with the bottom screen!!<br />Kids:		Okay, then tilt it 45 degrees and try and shoot Crystal Takigawa!!<br />Kids:		Aaa, no, this is a fake too!!<br />Kids:		It's a different person pretending to be Christel Takigawa!!<br />Kids:		It's Furistal Takigawa!!<br /><br />(Note:  Furi is Japanese for &quot;pretend to be&quot;)<br /><br />Kids:		Hmm... What...that was a scene on TV!!<br />Kids:		Him again!!<br /><br />Page 170<br /><br />Kids:		It looks like it's starting now!!<br />Naration:	What is your gender?<br />Kids:		First is making the main character!!<br />Kids:		But gender? He's a guy isn't he?<br />Kids:		Ah, if we pick girl we might get a new character.<br />Old Man:	Boy<br />		Girl<br />Narration:	Don't lie<br />Kids:		It didn't change.  He just put on a skirt!!<br />Oldman:		Underwear-loving-o<br />		Underwear-loving-hiko<br />		Underwear-loving-rou<br />		Underwear-loving-rou<br />		Underwear-loving-rou<br /><br />(Note: Last three have different kanji but pronounced the same)<br /><br />Narration:	Can you tell me your name<br />Kids:		There are no good choices!!<br />Kids:		Only the last character changes!!<br />Narration:	What is your occupation?<br />Oldman:		Unemployed<br />		Unemployed<br />		Unemployed<br />		Unemployed<br />		Unemployed<br />Kids:		Eh, you even pick your job!? It's like Dragon Quest!!<br />Kids:		But there is no other option except unemployed!!<br />Narration:	What is you address?<br />Kids:		Eh? They even ask for your address<br />Kids:		They're making a really detailed character....<br />Narration:	Our suspicions aren't wrong, are they?<br />Old man:	.....<br />		No<br />Kids:		Eh... What?  What's this about!?<br />Kids:		Ah, we were being questioned by the police!!<br /><br />Page 171<br /><br />Narration:	And that is all the news for today.<br />Kids:		Ah this was just a news clip!!<br />Narration:	30 minutes later<br />Inumaru:	Everyone<br />Inumaru:	I told the person at the store and exchanged for the real one!!<br />Kids:		Inumaru-kun, this time it's the real one right!?<br />		You made sure!?<br />Inumaru:	Ya.<br />Inumaru:	This one has the Christel Takigawa on it!!<br />		<br />Book Title:	JoshiAna File<br />Book top:	Is this as far as they can go!? Super JoshiAna specialized journal		<br />Book Top right:	Treasure<br />Book bottom left:	2008's Big shots on Funa Television!<br />Book Bottom Right:	Captivating Christel Takigawa<br /><br />(Note:	JoshiAna is short for female announcer in Japanese)<br /><br />Kids:		Not that one!!<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43197</id>
        <title>Translation: Kuromori Climb Oneshot : Kuromori Climb</title>
        <updated>2017-04-16T21:31:37+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">You can use the translation if you want, just message me to tell me you are.  The translation is pretty poor in spots.  Especially in the cycling technical areas.<br /><br />Notation: <br />Page (page # of chapter) (page # in Jump)<br /></div><br /><br />Page 1 (169)<br /><br />Narration:	6 years ago, Northern France<br />Guys:		Do you want a bet on who is going to win?<br />Guys:		It's not even going to be a close bet.<br />Guys:		It's just going to be...<br />Guys:		those two again!<br /><br />Page 2 (170)<br /><br />Noboru:		Anne!! Today's the day, I'm get excited just thinking about seeing your losers face!<br />Anne:		Nonsense! Noboru!!  You need to work on your humor more!!<br />Cyclists:	They've completely broke away...<br />Cyclists:	It's the same as always.<br />Cyclists:	But those two are really fired up, aren't they?<br />Cyclists:	I can't blame them<br /><br />Page 3 (171)<br /><br />Cyclists:	Today is...  the last showdown for those two.<br />Anne:		I won again today, Noboru!!<br />Noboru:		Dammit!! I lost again!!<br />Noboru:		In the first place, I'm going back to Japan tomorrow, you should have let me win.<br />		Read the situation, the situation.<br />Anne:		Are you stupid?  This is fate.<br />Noboru:		Ha!!!?<br />Anne:		The fate of you to go through life without ever beating me...<br />Anne:		Look in a mirror, there you will see the reflection of a loser<br />Noboru:		Devil.  There is a devil here!!<br />Anne:		Truthfully, I don't want to leave it like this either.<br /><br />Page 4 (172)<br /><br />Anne:		Let's make a promise.  I'll become a pro rider here in France.<br />Anne:		You become a pro rider in Japan.  And then...<br />Title:		Kuromori Climb<br />Author:	Hidetoshi Miyata<br />Artist:	Yusuke Nishi<br /><br />Page 5 (173)<br /><br />Narration:	Present day, July. Japan<br />Announcer:	Very soon we will begin the Tanuma PCT team tryout<br />Butler:		What!?<br />Butler:		The young misses still hasn't arrived!?<br />Butler:		What a troublesome lady... I hope she arrives on time.<br />Narration:	Bicycles are machines packed with the intelligence of mankind.<br />Narration:	Anyone can be captivated by it in their childhood.<br />		And then one day they pass through the captivation.<br /><br />Page 6 (174)<br /><br />Narration:	But there are some people too, who don't pass through it<br />Narration:	They choose to live their entire lives as its partner.<br />Noboru:		Crap, crap, crap<br />Noboru:		I'm going to be late for the team tryout!!<br />Noboru:		Hm?<br />Tanuma:		Wait a sec!!<br />Noboru:		Ehh<br />Noboru:		Oy!! What are you doing!<br />		Are you suicidal!?<br /><br />Page 7 (175)<br /><br />Tanuma:		You're a participant of the team tryout, aren't you?<br />		That's perfect.  Let me get on and ride together please!! Hurry!! Hurry!!<br />Noboru:		Why am I getting ordered nonstop from a high school girl I don't even know?<br />Noboru:		Sorry, but that’s against traffic rules right?<br />		And if you want to commit suicide, do it away from people in the forests around Mt. Fuji.<br />		See ya, super crazy high school girl!!<br />Tanuma:		Actually, I'm the Tanuma PCT....<br />Tanuma:		Oy, listen!!<br />Butler:		You are going to be late!?<br />Butler:		That's going to be a problem young misses!!<br />Tanuma:		Try and stall somehow please!!<br />Noboru:		Please get on.<br />Noboru:		No way, you were the Tanuma PCT owner!!<br />Noboru:		Geeze!! Please, hurry up and say so, Uhehehe....<br />		My name is Noboru Kuromori.<br />		Please remember when selecting team members<br />Tanuma:	He's so desperate.  It's kind of gross!!!<br /><br />Page 8 (176)<br /><br />Narration:	Tanuma PCT<br />Narration:	The professional cycling team funded completely by great electronics company, and pride of Japan, Tanuma<br />Narration:	Equipped with their large budget equipment<br />Narration:	They have amassed achievements.<br />Narration:	Road racers across the country dream of entering the team.<br />Narration:	Consequently,<br />Narration:	Just knowing the owner, it is completely natural for one to change their behavior!!<br />Noboru:		That’s the Tanuma PCT owner for you.  You could feel the presence in the air!!<br />		I understood from the beginning...  this person isn't an ordinary person!!<br />Tanuma:		You're amazing...<br />Tanuma:		Do you normally go this far!?<br />Noboru:		Eh really? I made the team? Really?<br />		Nice.  I'm glad I sucked up.  Uyoo ooo<br />Tanuma:		This is the time I've heard someone so carelessly let loose their true feelings, you really are amazing!!<br />		And, I'll be damned if the team is decided like this, idiot!!<br />Tanuma:		! I'll get off here<br />Noboru:		Eh? Why?<br />Tanuma:		You're asking &quot;Why?&quot;....<br /><br />Page 9 (177)<br /><br />Tanuma:		When you see this slope you understand right?<br />Tanuma:		Let's walk<br />Noboru:		Naw, that's a pain in the ass.<br />Noboru:		Let's climb it.<br />Tanuma:		You idiot.  Forget about the team tryout, you'll be totally exhausted...<br />Tanuma:		Ehh!?<br />Tanuma:		What is this!?<br /><br />Page 10 (178)<br /><br />Cyclists:	Oy, Get on with it!!<br />Cyclists:	It's already been an hour!!<br />Worker:		What shall we do!?<br />Butler:		I'm reluctant but... We have no choice except to begin the team tryout with out a greetings from the young misses<br />Crowd:		!?<br />Crowd:		That’s...<br />Noboru:		We made it Miss Tanuma!!!<br />Tanuma:		Thank you<br />Tanuma:		Kuromori-kun!!<br />Announcer:	We shall now begin the opening ceremony<br /><br />Page 11 (179)<br /><br />Tanuma:		I am sorry to troubled everyone<br />Tanuma:		My name is Anko Tanuma.  I am the owner of Tanuma PCT.<br />Tanuma:		First of all<br />Tanuma:		Let's discuss the mission of Tanuma PCT<br />Tanuma:		Japan is called an undeveloped nation for cycling<br />Tanuma:		There was this episode online with a video which caused an uproar...<br />Tanuma:		In the middle of the bike lane a concrete parking divider was installed!<br />Tanuma:		And this was even sanctioned by the government!<br />Tanuma:		Isn't this an expression of Japan's cycling culture throughout the country?<br />Tanuma:		Worried about that, the first President of Tanuma launched Tanuma PCT...<br />Tanuma:		Sparing no capital funds or technology.  This, that, everything...<br />Tanuma:		was to raise our cycling level to that of Europe!!<br />Tanuma:		That is the mission we Tanuma PCT are charged with...  <br /><br />Page 12 (180)<br /><br />Tanuma:		That is just whitewashing.  Frankly, <br />Tanuma:		it's our polite face towards our noisy stockholders.<br />Anne:		Let's make a promise.  I'll become a pro rider here.<br />Tanuma:		I'll quote for you the remarks left by the first President. <br />Anne:		You become<br />Tanuma:		&quot;Culture? Who cares!!&quot;<br />Anne:		a pro rider at home<br />Tanuma:		&quot;What I want is glory!!&quot;<br />Tanuma:		&quot;I want that road race trophy!!&quot;<br />Anne:		And then...<br />Tanuma:		Our mission is very simple!!<br /><br />Page 13 (181)<br /><br />Tanuma:		In the vast fertile lands of France<br />Tanuma:		A total distance of approximately 3500 km and....<br />Tanuma:		a vertical distance of over 2000m!!<br />Tanuma:		Cycling through that in 23 days!!<br />Tanuma:		A festival for Super-human-like pro riders!!!<br /><br />Page 14 (182)<br /><br />Tanuma:		The victory of Tour de France!!!<br /><br />Page 15 (183)<br /><br />Noboru:		Bring it on! The more ridiculous the better...<br />Noboru:		I'm fired up!!!<br />Anne:		Let's meet in the Tour de France.<br /><br />Page 16 (184)<br /><br />Tanuma:		The victory of Tour de France<br />		Someone able to make this extraordinary dream a reality.<br />Tanuma:		Tanuma PCT has been searching day and night for such a person.<br />Tanuma:		Today's team tryout is for that purpose too!!<br />Tanuma:		I'm expecting great results!!<br />Butler:		Your introduction was magnificent<br />Tanuma:		Jiiya, please tell me the candidate for winning.<br /><br /><div class="important">Familiar way of addressing an older man.  I left it as it is in Japanese because it's less formal than Sir but more formal than just calling him Butler and we don't know his name.  I changed Ojou-sama to Miss and young misses so I think this should be in English too but can't think of a term for it and ended up leaving it</div><br /><br />Butler:		Here is the information.<br /><br />Page 17 (185)<br /><br />Cyclists:	Seriously... He's participating too?<br />Cyclists:	The winner's already decided, isn't it!!<br />Narration:	France pro rider<br />Narration:	Pascal Bécaud!!!<br />Pascal:		Kukuku...  I couldn't cut it in France but here in the low level of Japan I can reign as the ace!!<br />Pascal:		My paradise starts here!!<br />Tanuma:		Him, huh....<br />Tanuma:		After all he couldn't cut it France and came running to Japan.  He's second rate isn't he.<br />Pascal:		Oy, oy what is this?<br />Pascal:		Incroyable, Incroyable!!<br /><br /><div class="important">I changed it to French instead of the English in the manga, because English in an English translation doesn't have the same effect as English in A Japanese manga</div><br /><br />Page 18 (186)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Do you want something Old-man?<br />Pascal:		.... Aaa, I'm sorry.<br />Pascal:		You can speak French, can you!<br />Pascal:		No matter how much this is an open competition...<br />Pascal:		There is no way someone would use that frame, right?<br />Pascal:		That distinct long and thing body!<br />		That dull shining exterior.<br />		There is no mistaking it, it uses chromium molybdenum steel as the main material.<br />Pascal:		That's a chromoly Frame!!!<br />Pascal:		Presently there isn't even one pro who uses it.<br />Pascal:		It's an antique!!<br />Pascal:		The people in Japan really are low level!!<br />Cyclists:	That's rude!!<br />Cyclists:	Laughing at someone’s frame like that...<br /><br />Page 19 (187)<br /><br />Noboru:		This brings back memories!  I was told that a lot back then too.<br />Kids:		Chromoly frame?<br />Kids:		The Japanese don't understand road bikes after all.<br />Noboru:		But with my own ability...<br />Kids:		Amazing!!<br />Kids:		It's our loss.<br />Noboru:		I shut them up!!!<br />Pascal:		What are you saying? I can't understand you at all.<br />Pascal:		Speak in French you yellow monkey!!<br /><br />Page 20 (188)<br /><br />Noboru:		Do you get my<br />Noboru:		Message<br />Noboru:		Fufufu.... Kuhahahaha!!<br /><br />Page 21 (189)<br /><br />Pascal:		That's good!! That's real good!!<br />Pascal:		It's worth it to tame you!!<br />Pascal:		I'm going to break your yellow monkey pride and tame you!!<br /><br /><div class="important">the above exchange could be translated better</div><br /><br />Noboru:		See if you can... you fool!!<br />Announcer:	Sorry to keep everyone waiting<br />Announcer:	Will all the participants please line up<br /><br />Page 22 (190)<br /><br />Announcer:	From the starting point take the prefectural road!!<br />Announcer:	The goal is to race to the summit of the mountain!!<br />Announcer:	Alright then, take your marks!!<br /><br />Page 23 (191)<br /><br />Announcer:	START<br />Cyclists:	What!?<br />Cyclists:	He's fast!!<br />Butler:		Miss Tanuma it looks as if time<br />Butler:		there are no unexpected results<br /><br />Page 24-25 (192-193)<br /><br />Butler:		There is a genuine big skill gap...<br />		Miss Tanuma please look<br />Butler:		He is opening his arms!!<br />Tanuma:		He's making an appeal to the crowd<br />Tanuma:		But I wonder if it will go that well?<br />Pascal:		Look at me!<br />		I am fast!!<br />Pascal:		I hear Tanuma PCT salary is extraordinary...<br />		I'll strip it to the bones!!<br />Pascal:		Even so this easy!!<br />Pascal:		This is too easy!!<br />Pascal:		In this country<br />Pascal:		I am king!!!<br />Pascal:		!?<br />Tanuma:		Right? Noboru Kuromori!!!<br /><br />Page 26 (194)<br /><br />Pascal:		Wh...What!?<br />Pascal:		That stupid brat with his chromoly frame!?<br />Noboru:		The pedals are light!!<br />Noboru:		I'm overflowing with power!!<br />Noboru:		I've never felt better and it's perfect weather!!<br />Noboru:		Wait for me Anne!!<br /><br />Page 27 (195)<br /><br />Pascal:		Victoryyyyyyy!!!<br /><br /><div class="important">I was thinking of changing this to French too to be consistent.  I left it as it is because I don't put any more of my influences on the translation than I have to.  If you decide to put it in French it's victoire.</div><br /><br />Pascal:		Not bad for a yellow monkey.  I'll show you my serious ability!!<br />Noboru:		Not bad... Sorry, I underestimated you!!<br /><br />Page 28 (196)<br /><br />Cyclists:	There a 21 minute gap between us and the two in the lead!?<br />Cyclists:	That’s reckless!!  They are going to collapse, it's obvious!!!<br />Cyclists:	B... But for them... What if this is normal...?<br />Cyclists:	Th... This would be unbelievable...<br />Cyclists:	They would already be attacking the mountain!!<br /><br />Page 29 (197)<br /><br />Page 30 (198)<br /><br />Butler:		Miss Tanuma why are those two not shifting down gears?<br />Tanuma:		Even if they wanted to they couldn't<br />Tanuma:		If they shifted down gears at this incline they wouldn't be able to shift up again...<br />Tanuma:		because it cause an extraordinary burden to the body!!<br />Tanuma:		In order to beat their opponent, they are both<br />Tanuma:		have no choice but to overcome their current gear.<br />Tanuma:		This is simply a fist fight between their wills!!<br />Butler:		...<br />Tanuma:		Now<br />Tanuma:		It's about time!!<br /><br />Page 31 (199)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Give the body a rest with honking.<br /><br />(Note: Honking in English (dancing in French) is standing up and riding the bike out of the saddle.  <br />	It uses more energy but it uses different muscles than when sitting and gives them a break)<br /><br /><div class="important">The manga had originally refresh dowsing.  I am almost certain that this was a mistake and that he meant to write refresh dancing.  I went with dancing because dowsing makes zero sense here in a cycling context.  Then I changed dancing to honking which is the English name for it</div><br /><br />Tanuma:		It is one theory when climbing an incline<br />Tanuma:		But opposite way of looking at it,<br />Tanuma:		it's becomes a huge opportunity to open a gap!!<br /><br />Page 32 (200)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Ehh!?<br />Tanuma:		What is this!?<br /><br />Page 33 (201)<br /><br />Pascal:		So that's it.... He's a climber!!<br />		B...but what’s with that huge lead!?<br /><br />Page 34 (202)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Noboru Kuromori beloved machine is the chromoly frame.<br />		Nowadays the frame is treated as if it heresy though...<br />Tanuma:		It has a unique function which other frames do not have.<br />Butler:		Flexibility right?<br />Tanuma:		Correct!!<br />Tanuma:		The chromoly metal used for materials has the ability to absorb shocks.<br />		Because of that, when the bike is moving quickly<br />Tanmua:		It acts as a spring!!<br />		But ...<br /><br />Page 35 (203)<br /><br />Tanuma:		even more than the comfort provided by the shock absorption, it absorbed speed!!<br />		But for riders who craved to go faster than anyone else that was useless.<br /><br /><div class="important">the above is poorly translated</div><br /><br />Tanuma:		And then before anyone noticed, as a machine,<br />		it fell behind the times and disappeared from the pro riding scene.<br />Tanuma:		Because the chromoly frame literally bends from the shocks from the ground<br />Tanuma:		it softens the impact...<br />Tanuma:		That is something that absolutely won't lead to speed.<br />Tanuma:		But, what if Noboru Kuromori could take that flex...<br />Tanuma:		and turn it into speed!?<br /><br />Page 36 (204)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Noboru Kuromori<br />Tanuma:		The man who knows the soul of the chromoly frame!!!<br />Pascal:		Why!! Why is he extending the lead that much!?<br />Tanuma:		It's.... over, isn't it!!<br /><br />Page 37 (205)<br /><br />Anne:		That’s some nice riding Noboru<br />Anne:		But Noboru?<br />Anne:		In the promised place it is not going as easy<br />Anne:		as this cheap hill.<br />Noboru:		That's right Anne!!<br /><br />Page 38 (206)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Ehhh!?<br /><br />Page 39 (207)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Why!?<br />Tanuma:		Why is he shifting up gears here!?<br />Tanuma:		He's completely ignoring theory!!<br />Tanuma:		A fierce burden is going to rush into body!!<br />Pascal:		You're shifting gears up on this incline?<br />		You idiot! Haha you are ruining yourself!<br /><br />Page 40-41 (208-209)<br /><br />Anne:		It's my win again, Noboru!!<br />Noboru:		You don't have to say it every time, I got it.  <br />		You really do have a bad personality!<br />Noboru:		This time, I'll beat Anne at our promised place!!<br />Noboru:		And then in front of her dumbfounded face!!<br />Noboru:		I'll laugh my ass off!!<br />Noboru:		So step!!!<br />Noboru:		and turn these pedals!!<br /><br />Page 42 (210)<br /><br />Noboru:		This level of incline<br />Noboru:		is nothing!!!<br />Pascal:		...<br /><br />Page 43 (211)<br /><br />Guy:		Pascal I heard it!<br />Guy:		You're stepping down from the team!?<br />Pascal:		I'm a realist...<br />		I have no intention of being buried here to die in obscurity!!<br />Pascal:		I'm going to Japan.<br />		Tanuma PCT is looking pretty tasty<br />Guy:		I see.  So you'll become king of the low level place.<br />Guy:		But Pascal, what if there is a monster there?<br />Pascal:		There is no way there is one.<br />Pascal:		If there was one in the low level Japan I'd want to see...<br />Pascal:		that monster!!<br /><br />Page 44 (212)<br /><br />Pascal:		You monster!!!<br /><br />Page 45 (213)<br /><br />Tanuma:		Amazing!!  His speed is still going up!! He's a natural climber!!<br />Tanuma:		It might not just be a dream... winning the Tour de France!!!<br /><br />Page 46-47 (214-215)<br /><br />Annoucer:	A shock has run across the Tour de France!!!<br />		A young unknown 18 year old girl has taken first overall!!!<br />Narration:	At that same time in France<br />		The Tour de France award ceremony<br />Anne:		I'll wait<br />Anne:		Until the day you<br />Anne:		Come to this spot!!<br /><br />Page 48 (216)<br /><br />Noboru:		Ehh!?<br />Noboru:		That's not what I heard!!<br />Tanuma:		I'm surprised you though you would be a regular right away....<br />		It's normal for new riders to start in the second squad...<br />Noboru:		No, I didn't know that!  How do you become a regular?<br />Tanuma:		There is around 50 people in the second squad<br />		In there you have to have top results and then you must surpass a regular team member<br />Noboru:		Dammit, what is this.  Who cares! I have to participate in a contest against a regular? Ahhh what a pain<br />Tanuma:		You, you're taking Tanuma PCT lightly.<br /><br />Page 49 (217)<br /><br />Tanuma:		So, are you declining the Tanuma PCT team invitation?<br />		Is that OK?<br />Narration:	Right now in the not to distant future<br />Narration:	A boy from the East and a girl from the West<br />Noboru:		Bring it on! The more ridiculous the better...<br />Narration:	are in a unfolding hard fought battle<br />Noboru:		I'm fired up!!<br />Tanuma:		What an easy to use person.<br />Narration:	But that is another story<br /><br />Towards another unknown peak!!<br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 13</title>
        <updated>2017-04-10T01:39:41+00:00</updated>
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            <name>4649</name>
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        <summary type="html">Page 153<br /><br />Chapter 13<br />My City's Inumaru-kun<br /><br />Narration:	It's been four months since I moved to this city with the kindergarten school but<br />Narration:	The areas I visit are limit to my neighbourhood and the school<br />Narration:	I don't actually know the city well<br />Narration:	So for that reason I came to this viewing platform.<br />Tamako:		Ummm... There is the kindergarten school...<br />Tamako:		Ah, I can see the ocean. It's a pretty nice city.<br />Tamako:		There is lots of nature.  It's a nice place.<br />Tamako:		The shopping district is around here, huh<br />Tamako:		Let's try zooming in some more.<br /><br />Page 154<br /><br />Tamako:		For a second there, it looked like a butt...<br />Tamako:		It... It was just my imagination, right?....<br />Tamako:		Speaking of which it's over already!?<br />Tamako:		30 seconds for 100 yen that's expensive!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun always has me wrapped around his finger<br />Tamako:		I'm tired of it....<br />Tamako:		...<br />Tamako:		There is no way I would find Inumaru-kun with such precision...<br />Tamako:		I... I must have mistaken balloons for him... Ya...<br />Tamako:		It was around here the last place I looked......<br />Tamako:		Ah, it was balloons after all.<br />Tamako:		Ah, it was a butt after all.<br /><br />Page 155<br /><br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun...<br />Tamako:		What does he normally do?<br />Tamako:		D... Does he cause people trouble or something?<br />Tamako:		It would be good if he doesn't...<br />Tamako:		Aahh, Geeze...<br />		You took too many balloons<br />Tamako:		It's one per person right!?<br />Tamako:		He;s floating!!<br />Tamako:		He's losing to the buoyancy of helium!!<br />Tamako:		Is...Is he okay!!<br />Tamako:		Uwaaa!!<br /><br />Page 156<br /><br />Tamako:		Gaaaaa<br />Tamako:		I-Inumaru is high in the sky...!<br />Tamako:		Ah... It was balloons? ...<br />Tamako:		I thought it was a butt....<br />Tamako:		Where is Inumaru-kun...?<br />Tamako:		Ah...<br />		There he is...<br />Sign:		Street Corner Fashion Check!!<br />Tamako:		What's the Fashion Check doing!?<br />Tamako:		He's super talkative!!<br /><br />Page 157<br /><br />Tamako:		He was making a face like he was talking about his favourite brands...<br />Tamako:		The he probably made a stupid joke like &quot;My brand is to buranburan.&quot; He surely did....<br />		I pretty much understand...<br /><br />(Note: Buranburan is Japanese to let dangle/hang)<br /><br />Tamako:		Book store?<br />Tamako:		Ah, Hey stop reading without buying<br />Book:		Sunday<br />Book:		Magazine<br />Book:		Champion<br />Tamako:		What about Jump!?<br />Tamako:		...Now...What?  He's really stuck on some poster...<br /><br />Poster:		Book Notice<br />		A must read book about Gay living true to himself!!<br />		&quot;Gay can save you&quot;<br />		By Gay Nakano<br /><br />(Note:	Art is pronounced gay in Japanese.  Gay can save you is a play on the Japanese idiom &quot;art saves the body&quot;)<br />(Note:  Nakano is known as the gay district or Gay Town)<br /><br /><div class="important">I would double check my translation of the poster.  I'm pretty sure Gay is his name but it could be that they just spelled 芸 in katakana.　Or just straight out saying gay</div><br /><br />Tamako:		Eh... Wait, wait...<br />		I-Inumaru-kun has interest in that area..!?<br /><br />Page 158<br /><br />Tamako:		You don't have correct it!!  Coming Soon is correct there<br />		He certainly is coming out though...<br /><br />Poster:		Special Interview!!<br />		Jun Natsukawa<br /><br /><div class="important">I have no idea who this is.  There is a Gravure idol with the same name but spelled with different Kanji.  I don't think it's her since Ooishi hasn't shied away from using real names before</div><br /><br />Tamako:		Inumaru-ku-----un<br />Tamako:		You can't do that, geeze...<br />		Writing graffiti on posters like that!!<br />Tamako:		On Monday I'll get plenty mad!!<br />Tamako:		N... This times it's a barber...<br />Tamako:		Is he goign to cut his hair...?<br />Tamako:		Th-this store is a super famous salon...<br />Tamako:		Ever since that handsome charisma beautician was featured in a magazine the appointments have been full for half a year!!<br /><br />(Note:  Around the year 2000 hairdressing went through a boom in Japan fueled from media, the hairdresser called themselves Charisma Beauticians)<br /><br />Tamako:		D-Did Inumaru-kun make an appointment!?<br />Tamako:		Ah...Now that I think about it a while ago he said something like &quot;I'm going to get my hair cut by a charisma&quot;...<br />		What a luxury!!<br /><br />Page 159<br /><br />Tamako:		He got shaved!!<br />Tamako:		Wait, wait.  A charisma person for that? There is no way!!<br />		That’s just taking the clippers and going bzzzz, isn't it!!<br />		Half a year for a shaved head!!?<br />Tamako:		Speaking of which is he okay...?<br />		Suddenly getting a shaved head...<br />Tamako:		Well I think next week it will return back it normal like nothing happened though...<br />Tamako:		Ah, The balloons...<br />Tamako:		Aaaa, his sleeve got caught...!!<br />Tamako:		Don't Inumaru-kun, calm down!!<br />Tamako:		Don't get flustered!!<br />		It will rip like that!!<br />Tamako:		It ripped!!<br />Tamako:		Ahhh, Wai-wait....<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun... isn't depressed is he...?<br /><br />Page 160<br /><br />Tamako:		Ah, he's strong!! It's as if he's saying <br />		&quot;Then I'll give you my right side too&quot;!!<br />Tamako:		But, wearing a tank top is November is strange Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		Well...having your penis fully exposed in November is strange to begin with!!<br />		No, it's strange in any month...<br />Tamako:		What is it this time...?<br />Tamako:		A stationary shop?<br />Tamako:		Drawing paper...?<br />Tamako:		Ah...Now that I think about it<br />Tamako:		On Monday we will drawing pictures so bring some drawing paper.<br />Tamako:		You bought it yourself.  That's big of you!!<br />Tamako:		A..Ahh..<br />Tamako:		It's raining...<br />Tamako:		Aah, don't.  Your drawing paper you just got will get soaked.<br />Tamako:		An umbrella!!<br />Tamako:		Hurry up and buy an umbrella Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		Sorry...<br />Tamako:		It's already cleared...<br /><br />Page 161<br /><br />Tamako:		Hmm...<br />Tamako:		I wonder what happened to that kid....<br />Tamako:		Ah... That kid’s balloon<br />Tamako:		is stuck in that tree...<br />Tamako:		Speaking of which, Inumaru-kun had that many balloons but he's down to his last one...<br />Tamako:		!!<br />Tamako:		Is.. Is that alright?  You are giving him your last one...<br />Tamako:		That's big of you Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		Ah!!  For a thank you,<br />Tamako:		you got an onigiri...<br />Tamako:		It's nice you did the right thing Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		.....<br />Tamako:		...Hmm?<br />		Onigiri?<br />Tamako:		Tank top...<br />		Umbrella...<br />Tamako:		Drawing paper...<br />Tamako:		Shaved head...<br />Tamako:		This is the Naked General!!<br /><br />(Note: Kiyoshi Yamashita is a Japanese artist who often seen in a tank top and umbrella and with a rice ball.<br />	His life was made into a movie 1958 and then made again into a TV drama starting in 1980)<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43181</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 12</title>
        <updated>2017-04-05T15:46:41+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43181" />
        <summary type="html">Page 143<br /><br />Tamako:		Hey, Inumaru-kun<br />		You aren't allowed to read Jump at preschool.<br />Tamako:		Hey.. Inumaru-kun?<br />Jump:		Please give me the right to end one manga I hate.<br /><br />(Note: This is Niizuma Eiji from Bakuman)<br /><br />Chapter 12<br />Goukon Go Go Inumaru<br /><br />(Note: Goukon is a group blind date or mixer)<br /><br />Page 144<br /><br />Tamako:		Good-bye everyone!!<br />Inumaru:	Ryuichi-kun bye-bee!!<br />Ryuichi:	Nowadays &quot;Bye-bee&quot;?<br />Minami:		Ah, I forgot, Tamako-sensei<br />Tamako:		What is it...? Minami-sensei<br />Minimi:		Do you have any plans after work today?<br />Naration:	Lily Class<br />		Minami-sensei (31)<br />Tamako:		I do!! I was thinking of watching Friday Roadshow's Ocean 11...<br /><br />(Note: Friday Roadshow is a weekly TV event that plays movies on TV)<br /><br />Minami:		Oho...You're including TV show plans... No, Um... I thought we could go out for dinner...<br />Tamako:		Eh... that's fine.<br />Inumaru:	This might just be an invitation to a goukon!?<br />Tamako:		Eh<br />Inumaru:	This new character, Minami-sensei, is 31 this year and single.  She might be desperate.<br />		Oba-chans 31<br /><br />(Note:	Oba-chan is Japanese for older woman)<br /><br />Tamako:		Hey!!  Don't say it like Oceans 11!! And don't say new character!!<br />Tamako:		Aaah, Umm... This isn't a goukon, is it?<br />		If it is, I'll have to refuse....<br />		I'm not very good with those types of things...<br />Minami:		Ahahaha, no way<br />Inumaru:	She might got the ok for the goukon using Tamako-sensei as bait, saying she would bring a young acquaintance.<br />Tamako:		Hey!! Inumaru-kun!!<br />Minami:		No way, no way.<br /><br />Page 145<br /><br />Tamako:		Minami-sensei is late isn't she...?<br />Minami:		Tamako-sensei, sorry<br />Minami:		Did you wait long? Sorry...<br />Minami:		My makeup took awhile<br /><br />Background from top to bottom: Eye Putti<br />		Fake eye lashes<br />		Colour Contacts<br />		Extensions<br />		Push up bra<br />Tamako:		Minami-sensei is late isn't she...?<br />Minami:		Tamako-sensei<br />Tamako:		Oh... N-no way! Minami-sensei?<br />Minami:		Yes way!!<br />Tamako:		Your art ability is huge!!!<br />Minami:		art ability...<br />Naration:	Before<br />Tamako:		That's a huge transformation, isn’t it!! About enough outstanding art ability used aim for the Garyokin Fire, isn't it!!<br />Background:	I'm waiting for<br />Background:	everyone’s painstaking masterpieces!!<br />Background:	Kakiko-chan<br /><br />(Note:	Garyokin Fire is an annual contest were Shueisha looks for new artists)<br />(Note:  Kakiko was the mascot for the 6th year.  She was designed by Kousuke Hamada who was Ooishi's assistant)<br /><br /><div class="important">I'm unsure if Kakiko is the official mascot approved by Shueisha or just kind of declared a mascot between the two of them</div><br /><br />Tamako:		But you don't have to get so worked up just for dinner with me...<br />Minami:		But, I'm already 31.  And I'm desperate.  And the other two guys are apparently handsome.<br />Tamako:		Eh... Wai... &quot;Other two guys&quot;....<br />Tamako:		No way!! It's a goukon after all…!<br />Minami:		Yes way!!<br />		After all...I said I'd bring a young girl...<br /><br />Page 146<br /><br />Guys:		Sorry.  We started drinking without you!!<br />Background:	Over here, over here<br />Guys:		You two are cute!!<br />Tamako:		I'm leaving after 30 minutes<br />Minami:		I got it, I got it<br />Minami:		Sorry we are late ❤ <br />Akai:		Umm, first of all... We are just regular company employees.  I'm Akai, nice to meet you<br />Akai:		I'm 30<br />Aoki:		I'm Aoki, his junior.  I'm 28.<br />Minanmi:	We're kindergarten teachers.  I'm Minami.  I'm 18 and 156 months.<br />Guys:		That’s 31 isn’t it!!<br />Tamako: 	What is this pace...<br />Tamako:		Ah... Um... I'm her co-worker Tamako Yamada.  I'm 22...<br />Guys:		22!? That's young!!<br />Inumaru:	I'm Inumaru!!  I'm 4!!<br />Inumaru:	I'm a kindergarten student in the Violet Class.<br />SFX:		heart beating<br />Guys:		4!? That's young!!<br />Minami:		...No way... Inumaru-kun?<br />Inumaru:	Yes way!!<br />Tamako:		Why are you here!?<br />Inumaru:	I was just normally stalking Tamako-sensei and I ended up here.<br />Tamako:		Stalking isn't normal, ok!?<br /><br />Page 147<br /><br />Inumaru:	Is it stalking? Is it streaking? Is it Story King?<br />		Just kidding!!<br />SFX:		Ahh ha ha<br />Tamako:		It's not &quot;Ahh ha ha&quot;, no one is laughing!!<br />Background:	I'm waiting for<br />Background:	everyone’s painstaking masterpieces!!<br />Background:	Kakiko-chan<br /><br />(Note: Story King is a contest by Shueisha looking for new story writers run alongside the Garyokin contest)<br /><br />Guys:		Ummm, Is he a child? Is he your child? Which is it?<br />Minami:		No... He's a kindergarten student at our school...<br />Guys:		Oh..Ooooo... Hahaha... Eh... student!?<br />Tamako:		Ah!<br />SFX:		eureka<br />Tamako:		Hey... This isn't a place for children!!<br />Tamako:		Ah, I'll take responsibility.  I have to take this child home!!  I'll be leaving!!<br />Minami:		Ehhh<br />Minami:		Wait a sec Tamako-sensei.  Just wait until things until people spirits rise!!  Have a drink first!!<br />		If you leave here I can't do anything about this atmosphere alone!!<br />Tamako:		B-but...<br />Minami:		Look... everyone is making a good face and on standby for cheers.<br />Tamako:		Why is even Inumaru making a good face and on standby for cheers!?<br /><br />Inumaru:	Hey, is it all right if I make the cheers? Hey, hey.<br />Akai:		Hmm… sure<br />Akai:		Oi, is this ok?! With the kid here...<br />Aoki:		W...Well we can just use the kid as a trigger to start the party, can't we?<br />Akai:		I... I guess<br />Inumaru:	Are you aiming for the girl on the left? Or is it the one on the right?<br />Akai:		You're seriously participating!?<br />Inumaru:	Today, with no dirty jokes, let’s have fun and be refreshed!!<br />Tamako:		We are even being told this by someone fully exposed.<br />Inumaru:	All right then everyone OPPAI!!<br />Everyone:	That's a dirty joke isn't it.<br /><br />(Note:	In Japanese Oppai = Boobs, Kanpai = Cheers)<br /><br />Page 148<br /><br />Tamako:		Speaking of which, I don't drink alcohol...<br />Tamako:		I'm going to be leaving.  Hey Inumaru-key let's go?<br />Everyone:	Ehh<br />Inumaru:	We can't get started if Tamako doesn't drink<br />		Dri-ink, Drink, Drink, Dri-ink<br />Tamako:		Don't chant!! Where did you learn that!!<br /><br />(Note: Inumaru is doing a popular drinking chant in Japan)<br /><br />Inumaru:	A goukon without drinking is like<br />Inumaru:	A Something Else without singing Last Chance<br />Tamako:		Your comparison is hard to understand!!<br /><br />(Note: Something Else is sort of a one hit wonder folk band)<br /><br />Tamako:		After you finish that juice we are leaving.<br />Inumaru:	(blowing bubbles SFX)<br />Minami:		Sorry it's so frantic<br />Guys:		No, no, no... It’s fun, isn't it.<br />Guys:		People who like kids leave a kind impression, I like it.<br />Background:	Ha ha ha ...<br />Minami:		Ehh, is that it? I love kids.<br />Guys:		I like kids too.<br />Inumaru:	You like kids!?<br />Inumaru:	Or do you like making kids!?<br />Tamako:		What are you saying Inumaru-kun.<br />Tamako:		Okay, you are done drinking.  Let's go.<br />Inumaru:	Eh.  I want to play the kid game!!<br />Tamako:		K-kid game!?<br />Inumaru:	The game were everyone has to listen to what the kid says!!<br />Tamako:		That's just a selfish kid!!<br /><br />Page 149<br /><br />Guys:		Ah ha ha.  You want to do that, right Inumaru-kun? The King Game right?<br />Guys:		Okay? In the King Game<br />Guys:		Everyone　pulls from the lottery<br />Guys:		Like this...<br />Guys:		For example.  Everyone let’s give it a try.<br />Guys:		It's just an example<br />Tamako:		Uwaaa.  Acting as if teaching a child, they started the King Game<br />Inumaru:	I-I got the red one<br />Guys:		That’s the King<br />Guys:		The king can order whatever he likes<br />Inumaru:	Then, ummm.<br />Inumaru:	Please give me the right to end one manga I hate.<br />Guys:		What are you Niizuma Eiji!!!!<br />Guys:		It's not like that... Ah, I'm the king<br />Guys:		Number 2 kiss the king on the cheek!!<br />Guys:		Ya, like that<br />Tamako:		Are you satisfied now.  We're leaving.<br />Inumaru:	Sensei, I want to eat this stew pie!!<br />Tamako:		Nooo way<br />Minami:		I-its fine isn't it.  Let him eat one...<br />Inumaru:	EE~AT<br />		EEE~~TEE~~~<br />		EEE~~TEE~~~<br />		INUMARU ET!!<br />Tamako:		I got it, I got it<br />		Don't say it like Mihimaru GT.<br /><br />(Note: Mihimaru GT is an Urban/Pop group)<br /><br />Page 150<br /><br />Inumaru:	Is there anyone else with orders?  I'll go tell the store person for you!!<br />Guys:		Really?<br />Guys:		We will have 2 draft　beers<br />Minami:		I'll have a Kyoho-grape sour．That's big of you Inumaru-kun.<br />Tamako:		Wait a second.<br />Guys:		I wonder if he'll be alright.  Will he be able to remember it all!<br />Naration:	Draft beer x2<br />		Kyoho-grape sour<br />		Stew pie<br />Minami:		I wonder if he can say it properly.<br />Inumaru:	Ya.<br />Staff:		Can I take your order?<br />Inumaru:	Tw..Two...Na..natural... Bi..big breasted.. Pi...pie<br />Tamako:		Ahh.  He couldn't say it at all.<br /><br />(Note: Draft beer in Japanese is Nama-beer.  Nama means natural/unprocessed.<br />	Big boobs in Japanese is Kyonyu　which he mistakes for Kyoho a type of grape)<br /><br />Minami:		That was completely wrong Inumaru-kun<br />Tamako:		The staff member must have been confused, right!!<br />Staff:		Sorry to keep you waiting<br />Tamako:		The result of his confusing was two puddings!!<br />Guys:		So... you two seriously don't have boyfriends?  You really do don't you?<br />Minami:		No, I really don't<br />Inumaru:	She's desperate but she doesn't want to compromise on looks and income.<br />		But, at this age even when dating, people start to become aware of marriage and she looks serious.<br />Inumaru:	Don't reveal my thoughts!!<br />Guys:		And Tamako-sensei?<br />Tamako:		...Ah<br />Tamako:		I... have one...<br />Guys:		Eh, you do after all?? What kind of person is he?<br /><br />Page 151<br /><br />Tamako:		... He's energetic and cute...<br />Background:	Yaaa, Yaaa<br />Tamako:		He's quick to laugh, quick to cry, and quick to get angry.<br />Background:	waaah<br />Tamako (Background): Right now....<br />Tamako:		But he always loves me...<br />Kids:		Tamako-sensei<br />Tamako (background):	My head is full of the children...<br />Tamako:		He always runs around with his penis fully exposed......<br />Guys:		T-That guy is just a pervert isn't he!!<br />Guys:		It's probably best to break up with him!<br />Tamako:		....Then it's about time... Hey... Inumaru-kun…<br />Inumaru:	Ya.<br />Tamako:		Sorry Minami-sensei...<br />Minami:		No I'm sorry. I'll manage from here.<br />Tamako:		Geeze, really<br />Tamako:		You can't be out this late.<br />Tamako:		Inuma...<br /><br />TV:		Take Back the Love!!<br />		Lyrics by Kimiharu Nakamura<br />		Song by Michio Yamashita<br />		Band Crystal King<br /><br />Minami:		Didn't you leave!?<br />Narration:	Inumaru-kun crashed the Karaoke after party.<br />Inumaru:	YOU ARE SHOCKED.<br />Tamako:		I certainly am.<br /><br />(Note: Take Back the love is the first OP theme to Fist of the North Star.  The first line in the song is You are shocked!)<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43175</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 11</title>
        <updated>2017-04-03T16:06:05+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43175" />
        <summary type="html">Page 133<br /><br />Tamako: 	Ah....<br />Tamako:		Hehh, that brings back memories...<br />		They are still doing these kind of things...<br />		Maybe I'll go take a look...<br />Poster:		Hero Show<br />		Open Space Roof Top Event<br />		5F Kids Floor<br />		Lottery<br />Dappunda:	Ahahahahaha.  Leading the Ben Joker Army<br />Dappunda:	I, Dappunda-sama, will control the world<br /><br />(Note:	Dappun, and Benjou are Japanese for bowel movement and toilet respectively)<br /><br />Dappunda:	But if all the little children together call for the Mida Rangers I'll be in trouble.  Fuhahaha<br /><br />(Note:	Midare is Japanese for chaotic or disturbed)<br /><br />Chapter 11<br /><br />Champion of Justice Inumaru-kun!!		<br /><br />Tamako:		Ah...<br />Tamako:		There is more cast than guests...<br /><br />Kids:		All together<br />		Mida Rangers~~!!<br />Tamako:		Aah, that’s a familiar bum!!<br /><br />Page 134<br /><br />Announcer:	Ha!<br />Announcer:	Crimson<br />Announcer:	Red<br />Announcer:	Gale Wind<br />Announcer:	Blue<br />Announcer:	Everlasting summer<br />Announcer:	Hawaiian Blue<br />Announcer:	A little bit chic<br />Announcer:	Cobalt Blue<br />Tamako:		That's a lot of blue types...<br />Announcer:	The man who has never had a girlfriend in his history but somehow managed to grow old!!<br />Announcer:	Yellow<br />Tamako:		That person is the most blue!!<br /><br />Page 135<br /><br />Red:		Yellow...  You said it yourself. Don't depress yourself.<br />Yellow:		I-I didn't say anything though...<br />Dappunda:	Kukuku.... That was my handiwork....<br />Rangers:	What!!<br />Tamako:		W-What is that subtle evil deed!?<br />Kids:		All together<br />		You can do it Yellow!!<br />Tamako:		W-well the kids caught up in it so I guess it's okay...<br />Red:		Dappunda!!  Really stop screwing around! Really... You..<br />Red:		Stop screwing around!!<br />Tamako:		What a small vocabulary...<br />Dappunda:	Go! Joker Army!!  Destroy them!!<br />Jokers:		Hyuuuu<br />Jokers:		Hyuuuu<br />Jokers:		Yamamo-chan are you okay!?<br />Red:		Hey! We need a stretcher!<br />Tamako:		This is super unorganised...<br /><br />Page 136<br /><br />Kids:		All together<br />		Yamamo-chan!!<br />Tamako:		What is this!? What is this show!?<br />Dappunda:	Hmm... It doesn't matter it was only one person.<br />Dappunda:	Soon I, Dappunda-sama, will personally take you on...<br />Dappunda:	My body is made of steel! Your attacks don't work!!<br />Rangers:	..What he is saying is true..!!  Physical attacks are useless.<br />Rangers:	All right then everyone!!<br />Rangers:	Prepare the Bazooka Five!!<br />Rangers:	Let me explain!!  The Bazooka Five attacks the spirit which even works on enemies immune to physical attacks.<br />Rangers:	When five people make their hearts one and pull the trigger, it fires a ray of light which does huge damage to the spirit.<br />Rangers:	For a simple to understand power comparison the gun delivers a shock about 30 times the surprise when the real person comes out from behind on the MonoMane show!!<br />Background: 	Real person<br />Guy:		Eh. wha, really!?<br />Guy:		No way... the real one!?<br />Background:	Naoko Ken bursting out laughing from the judge’s seat.<br />Tamako:		That's super hard to understand!! What is that explanation!?<br /><br />(Note:	Monomane (Lookalike) is a Japanese TV lookalike variety show where singers will often show up at the end to surprise the singer as they are finishing the song)<br />(Note:	Naoko Ken was a celebrity judge)<br /><br />Page 137<br /><br />Dapunda:	Fuhahaha, but the Bazooka Five can't fire unless all five people’s consciousnesses are synced.<br />Dapunda:	But I wonder if you can do it!?<br />Rangers:	We only have one chance!!<br />Rangers:	Everyone sync their minds.<br />Rangers:	Don't think of any useless<br />Rangers:	Empty your minds. Abandon all your desires!!<br />Inumaru:		Nao Oikawa.<br /><br />(Note:	Nao Oikawa was an AV actress, now retired from porn)<br /><br />Rangers:	Wh-what was that suddenly!?<br />		Can you not interfere, please!!<br />Rangers:	It's time!!<br />Rangers:	All five of us sync our conciousnesses<br />Rangers:	So that we can clearly understand each other’s hearts.<br />Rangers:	Why is everyone thinking of Nao Oikawa!?<br />Rangers:	But... anyways everyone is synced so we should be able to fire right?<br />Yellow:		S-sorry I was thinking of Sora Aoi<br /><br />(Note: Sora Aoi is an AV actress)<br /><br />Page 138<br /><br />Kids:		Everyone together. You big perverts!!<br />Rangers:	You said it first didn't you!!<br />Tamako:		.... What is this...<br />Dapunda:	Fuhahaha.  Take a spectator hostage at once!!<br />Jokers:		Hyuuu!!<br />Jokers:		Hyuuu<br />Tamako:		Ehhh. Wait a second.  They are going to play around spectators!?<br />Jokers:		Hyuuu!!<br />Tamako:		Ehhh!?<br />Tamako:		Meee!?<br />Tamako:		Ah, Wai...Really<br />Tamako:		Please give me a break...<br />		You are scary in real life too.<br />Inumaru:	Ahh. Tamako-sensei<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		Save me!!<br />Inumaru:	Ya!!<br />Rangers:	We can't touch them like this!!<br />Rangers:	Little kids!! Lends us your strength!!<br /><br />Page 139<br /><br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei!!<br />Inumaru:	Inumaru-kun!!<br />SFX:		Ping Pong Pang (interphone bell sounds)<br />Interphone:	We are truly thankful for you shopping here today.<br />		We are about to hold a lottery for fun children toys on the children’s floor located 5th floor.<br />Interphone:	Please come to the children’s floor with your tickets.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!!<br />Jokers:		....Ah....<br />		All the children left.<br />Jokers:		.... What should we do?<br />Jokers:		Ah.. um.. We truly sorry<br />Dapunda:	If we don't grab an audience member we don't know what else to do.<br />Tamako:		Eh... Ah... It's fine...<br />Rangers:	... I guess these shows aren't popular anymore after all...<br />Rangers:	That's true.  Kids are now busy with cram school and video games...<br />Rangers:	...We are just a group of guys who loved hero shows when we were kids<br />Tamako:		A..Ah..<br />Rangers:	We met online and sometimes do this but... we never have any spectators...<br /><br />Page 139<br /><br />Dapunda:	Ah, We were the first four members... Now we have 18 total.<br />Joker:		I'm Tamura<br />Joker:		I'm Tashiro<br />Joker:		I'm Tadokoro<br />Tamako:		Sorry.  I didn't get that.<br />Dapunda:	But now is a good time...<br />		We've tried our best and even put in gags but it's hopeless<br />Ranger:		D-don't say such sad things Kobayashi!!<br />Ranger:		Isn't it just that our gags just aren't suited for children, Kobachon!!<br />Dapunda:	Don't call me by my handle name!!<br />Rangers:	B-But today we had three kids come, didn’t we!!<br />Dapunda:	Only three...  And those kids went off somewhere...<br />Tamako:		Those kids... They are students from my kindergarten school.<br />Rangers:	Eh.. You were a teacher!!<br />Tamako:		....Ya<br />Tamako:		I was just abandoned though...<br />Jokers:		I-It's okay!! Sensei... It wasn't like that...hyuuu!!<br />Jokers:		Even though they are children they know that it's not real Hyuu!!<br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei!!<br />SFX:		running<br />Rangers:	Th... they are armed with the complete toy set!!<br />Rangers:	They went to prepare themselves with equipment sensei!!<br />Dapunda:	One part is completely defenseless though...<br /><br />Page 141<br /><br />Tamako:		A...<br />Tamako:		No way....<br />SFX:		sniff sniff<br />Joker:		Th..They are good kids..<br />Rangers:	Yamamo-chan don't talk.<br />Rangers:	Rest quietly<br />Rangers:	B... boys we leave it to you!!<br />Dapunda:	Fuhahaha I won't lose to little kids.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun save me!!<br />Background:	Waaaaaaaaa<br />Rangers:	Thank you<br />Rangers:	Because of you we were able to stop the evil<br />Tamako:		Thanks for saving me!!<br />Dapunda:	... Just a bit more<br />		We can still continue...<br />		...Ah they are already gone.<br />Dapunda (background): Fu....<br />		Fuhahaha...<br />Dapunda (back): They suddenly appeared like a black ship and gave us hope<br />Dapunda:	... and then again suddenly left...<br />Dapunda:	Almost as if<br />Dapunda:	they were Leah Dizon<br /><br />(Note: Leah Dizon is a foreign talent in Japan)<br />(Note: Black Ships was what the Japanese called the first European ships to reach Japan during the Edo Period)</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43172</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 10</title>
        <updated>2017-04-01T16:04:37+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43172" />
        <summary type="html">Page 123<br /><br />Tamako:  	Whoa, Principal what are<br />Tamako:		those cards!!<br />Principal:	You aren't allowed to bring these things to school so<br />		I just confiscated them from some students.<br />Tamako:		Aww, poor kids.  Those are treasures to the children.<br />Principal:	Of course I'll give them back later<br />Tamako:		But boys really love cards don’t they.<br />		When I was a kid the boys had a lot too.<br />Tamako (background):		Dragon Ball Carddass and such<br /><br />(Note: Carddass are trading cards from Bandai trading card vending machines)<br /><br />Principal:	Older men like cards love cards too.<br /><br />Top (from right to left):	Credit Cards   <br />General    <br />Gold	<br />Platinum	<br />Black<br />Top Old man:  This is my status!!<br /><br />middle:		common   <br />uncommon	<br />Rare	<br />Super Rare<br /><br />Bottom:		Business card	<br />Membership card		<br />VIP card	<br />Bottom Oldman:	Girl's email address get ❤<br /><br />Bottom:		Hostess Bar<br /><br />Kids:		...Umm....Principal...<br />Kids:		.....<br />Kids:		Our cards...<br />Principal:	.....<br />Principal:	You absolutely won't bring them anymore?<br />Kids:		We won't!!<br />Principal:	You will respect the rules of kindergarten?<br />Kids:		We will!!<br />Tamako:		The person on the left isn't respecting any of the rules though...<br /><br />Chapter 10<br /><br />Fight to the Death!! Yamata no Orochi<br /><br />Page 124<br /><br />Ken:		Today after this lets go to the supermarket and play cards!!<br />Kids:		Ah, me too, me too!!<br />Kids:		Inumaru-kun are you coming?<br />Inumaru:	Ya!!<br />Tamako:		Eh...  You have to go somewhere to play?<br />Ken:		Ya!! You scan them and then battle.<br />Tamako:		...S...scan?<br />Narration:	Arcade trading card games!!<br />top game:	Dragon Quest: Monster Battle Road<br />middle left game: Yu☆Gi☆Oh Duel Terminal<br />Middle Right:	Data Carddass Series<br />bottom right:	Reborn 3x3 Cross Battle<br />Narration:	Trading card games and arcade games combined into one super popular game!!<br />Inumaru:	If I was a machine, the cards barcode data can be read like this.<br />SFX:		Scan<br />Tamako:		It's annoying but that was super easy to understand.<br />		All of a sudden I was like &quot;Ah&quot;!!<br />Tamako:		But I'm going to warn you not to overdo it<br />Tamako:		You'll end up using all of your allowan...<br />Tamako:		In...Inumaru-kun.<br />Tamako:		Because of you simple to understand explanation your bum is bleeding!!<br /><br />SFX:		Running<br /><br />Page 125<br /><br />Kids:		Ah, what is this<br />		A new one came out!!<br />Kids:		Everyone let's play this one!!3<br />Game Name:     Ultimate Monsters<br />Ken:		I'm first!!<br />Kids:		I'm fir. guoooo<br />Kids:		I'm guoooo<br />Kids:		Ahh, let's just decide it with rock-paper-scissors!!<br />Kids:		Rock, Paper, Scissors!!<br />Kids:		Inumaru-kun what is that?<br />Inumaru:	.....scissors!!<br />Ken:		Alright then, Me and Inumaru are the first battle!!<br />Ken:		Is it alright if I get a card first?<br />Inumaru:	Go right ahead.<br />Narration:	Feeling guilty because his pose was for rock<br />Ken:		Alright!! I wonder if I'll get a rare card.<br />Kids:		Oooooh, it's shining!! It's Yamata no Orochi!!<br />Kids:		What is it, what is that!!<br />Kids:		Aweso-ome!! This must be rare!!<br /><br />Card:		Yamata no Orochi<br /><br />(Note:	Yamata no Orochi is a mythical 8-headed serpent from Japanese mythology)<br /><br />Kids:		What card did you get Inumaru!?<br />Card:		Old Man Yamada<br /><br />(Note:	In Japanese Old Man Yamada sounds very similar to Yamata no Orichi)<br /><br />Kids:		Who is that?<br /><br />Page 126<br /><br />Kids:		He a super weak looking monster<br />Background:	And it's a really bad pun too...<br />Kids:		Monster? This is just an old man isn't it?<br />Kids:		Ah, Inumaru-kun, he looks weak but he might actually be really strong.<br />Ken:		An...Anyways lets try a fight.<br />Screen:		Yamata no Orochi vs Old Man Yamada<br />Kids:		The Old man is small!!<br />Kids:		It's useless!! He's even saying &quot;A,wa,wa&quot;<br />Background:	Ah,wa,wa<br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel from top down:	Strong Attack<br />		Weak Attack<br />		Medium Attack<br />Kids:		Ahh, it's the weak attack<br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel from top down:	Medium Attack<br />		Strong Attack<br />Kids:		Oh....it's his strong attack!!<br />		With this just maybe....<br />Oldman:		Uooooooooo<br /><br />Page 127<br /><br />Ken:		...He was weak after all<br />Kids:		And he ran like a girl<br />Kids:		And it was a wig<br />Kids:		That's probably the weakest monster... Ah.<br />Kids:		I-Inumaru-kun... Let's try one more time!!<br />SFX:		Beep<br />Kids:		What did you get, what did you get!!<br />Kids:		Hm? It's not a monster card.<br />Ken:		Ah, Equipment Card.  If you scan it after a monster his attack moves will increase!!<br />Kids:		Whoa!! Lend me that Orochi card then!!<br />Card:		Golden Fang<br />Instructions: 	How to play.<br />Kids:		Inumaru-kun, what did you get?<br />Card:		Sock (left)<br />Kids:		What is that?  Uwa it's dirty...<br />Kids:		Why only one side?<br />Kids:		This is definitely that old man’s sock...<br />Kids:		Ah... Its defense strength might be really big Inumaru-kun...<br />Kids:		Th... The toes are separated too so it looks really warm in winter too.<br />Kids:		The old man’s wounds haven't healed!!<br /><br />Page 128<br /><br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel:		Weak Attack<br />		Item<br />		Medium Attack<br />Kids:		Nice!! He's going to use his item move!!<br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel:		Weak Attack<br />		Item<br />Kids:		The old man is becoming defiant!!<br />Screen:		Use item!!<br />Screen:		Golden Fang Attack<br />Screen:		Use item!!<br />Screen:		Sock Memories<br />Screen:		Five year old daughter Sachiko<br />Screen:		Hey dad, when I get older can I marry you.<br />Screen:		Eight years old<br />		Here you go Dad.  Happy Birthday!!  Eh? What is it? A pair of socks!!<br />Screen:		12 years old<br />		Wait mom.  I told you not to put dad’s laundry in with mine!!  When did those socks get in there?<br />Screen:		16 years old<br />		Socks? Ha ha good one.<br />Kids:		Was that a move right now?<br />Kids:		Wasn't that just his life flashing before his eyes?<br />Kids:		I-Inumaru-kun, you can do one more!!<br /><br />Page 129<br /><br />Kids:		Oh, I got an item too, Golden Tail.<br />Ken:		Eh!? Gold!?<br />Ken:		It says here if you scan cards from the same series you unlock the ultimate combo!?<br />Background:	Golden Fang + Golden Tail = Ultimate Combo<br />Ken:		Maybe Inumaru-kun..<br />Ken:		If you get the right sock you might unlock the old man’s ultimate combo!!<br />Kids:		Am...Amazing, Inumaru-kun you got the sock in one try!!<br />Kids:		Speaking of which, why does Inumaru only get cards relating to the old man!?<br />Card:		Sock (Left)<br />Kids:		Ah, this is the left sock again<br />Kids:		It's a double<br />Kids:		The old man's mental damage hasn't healed yet!!<br />Old Man:	Sachiko<br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel:		Weak Attack<br />		Ultimate Combo<br />		Medium Attack<br />Kids:		Ahh stop it already!!<br />Game:		Stop the wheel to decide the attack!!<br />Wheel:		Go Home<br />		Go Home<br />		Go Home<br />Kids:		The Old Man just wants to go home!!<br /><br />Page 130<br /><br />Wheel:		Go Home<br />		Go Home<br />		Go Home<br />SFX Ken putting money into the machine:	clink<br /><br />Ken:		Oh!! It's not a monster or an equipment cars!!<br />Card:		Dragon breath<br />		☆Skill Card<br />		The dragon breath which burns everything!!<br />Kids:		Skill Card?  It looks like you can use a special move!!<br />Ken:		....<br />Ken:		I-Inumaru-kun... What are you going to do?  Do you want to fight?<br />Narration:	Last 100 yen of allowance<br />Card:		Tightly Bound<br />		☆Skill Card<br />		The power to tightly bind magazines and cardboard!!<br />		It won't fall sideways and scatter!<br />		A father’s ordinary skill.<br /><br />Page 131<br /><br />Ken:		In..Inumaru-kun look, fighting isn't everything...<br />Kids:		Th-that's right. When's it's time for recycling it's a hero, this skill!!<br />Kids:		Even when my dad ties magazines they fall apart right away!!<br />Scream:		Raawwwr<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43165</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 9</title>
        <updated>2017-03-30T21:52:39+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43165" />
        <summary type="html">Page 113<br /><br />Kid:		Ah, Mo...<br />Kid:		T..teacher<br />Tamako:		...What is it?<br />Tamako:		Ufufu... Right now he just mistakenly called me mom.<br />		...It happens.<br />Kid:		Ah, my mom, umm, you see.....the other day.<br />Tamako:		Oh, he's covering it up well.<br />Inumaru:	Ah, Kobuhei.<br /><br />(Note: Kobuhei is a rakugo artist, TV personality, voice actor, and university professor.  He is an older man, born 1962)  <br /><br /><br />Tamako:		Kobuhei!? I was just mistaken for Kobuhei!?<br /><br />Chapter 9.1 <br />Violet class's clay creations<br /><br />Page 114<br /><br />Tamako:		Everyone's is well done.<br />Tamako:		Now let's present them to the class.<br />Kid:		Umm Tamako-sensei I'm not really confident in mine...<br />		One of Mr. Bunny's ears is bigger than the other.<br />Tamako:		It's okay!!  It is cute this way!!<br />Kid:		Teacher, I don't have confidence in mine either...<br />		Is this going to be okay with Shueisha?<br />Tamako:		I-it's fine.  Kids don't have to worry about that.<br />		We will fix it with mosaic power.<br />Tamako:		Who-o was it!? Who made the poop-kun?<br />Tamako:		It was Inumaru right? Because it's naughty.<br />Kid:		Teacher that’s my poop-kun!!<br />Inumaru:	....<br />Tamako:		Eh!<br />Tamako:		Ah... Sorr...<br />Tamako:		Uwaaa.  I'm sorry I doubted you Inumaru.<br />Tamako:		I'm sorry. D-don't be angry.<br />Inumaru:	I want to make a poop.<br />Tamako:		Ya, ya, ya a real one right?<br /><br />Page 115<br /><br />Tamako:		Ah... Wh-ose is this?<br />Kid:		Mine<br />Tamako:		It's really good!!  It's like the real thing!!<br />Inumaru:	Who-se is this?<br />TV:		A man who is still fine sending texts even though they are broken up<br />Kids:		There are some. There are some.<br />Tamako:		Don't make an ado about that!<br /><br />(Note: Inumaru is dressed up as comedian Sanma Akashiya host of TV show Much Ado About Love.<br />	A comedy show where women discuss their love lives)<br /><br />Tamako:		Alright who is next?<br />Tamako:		This is definitely Inumaru-kun's...<br />Tamako:		Aahh, this high quality wasted on a perverted direction must be Inuma...<br />Tamako:		Wait... I can't make the same presumption as last time...  It might be a different kid...<br />Tamako:		That's right... It might be someone else who made a nude statue as a serious piece of art...<br />Tamako:		Ha...<br />Takamo:		Who-se is this?<br />Inumaru:	Mine!<br />Tamako:		Da... Damnit<br /><br />Page 116<br /><br />Tamako:		Wai… Wait…  It's still too early to get mad...<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun... Why did make this?<br />Tamako:		He might have made it with pure intentions as a work of art...<br />Inumaru:	It's erotic isn't it!!<br />Tamako:		Da... Damnit<br />Inumaru:	Hey sensei, at first I wanted to her an E-cup but there wasn't enough clay.<br />		The right side was an E cup and the left side was an A cup.  I had no choice but to make it two c-cups.<br />Tamako:		I didn't ask for the making of erotica!!<br />Inumaru:	Next time I'd like I'd like to make it so I don't have to compromise on the distribution of clay.<br />Tamako:		I didn't as for your enthusiastic reflections towards your next work either!!<br />Tamako:		Ah.  No way… This can't be…<br />Kid:		Hehehe... It's Tamako-sensei.<br /><br />Head of statue: Tamako-sensei<br /><br />Kid:		You said to make what we like.<br />Tamako:		No way....<br />Tamako:		Alright then! Let's decorate the front of the classroom with them!<br />Kids:		Let's display them! Let's display them!<br />Tamako:		Everyone's painstaking work is the Violet Class’s treasure!!<br />Narration:	That night<br />Narration:	The city had a magnitude 4 earthquake.<br /><br />Page 117<br /><br />Tamako:		I-is everyone all right!?  No one got hurt!?<br />Kid:		We are all right but... sensei.<br />Kid:		Wuaaaaaaaaa<br />Kid:		sniff sniff<br />Kid:		Th… the clay…<br />Tamako:		...<br />Tamako:		… That's unfortunate but we can make them again.<br />		As long as everyone is okay we can make them as many times as we want.<br />Tamako:		I'm happy everyone is all right!!<br />Kid:		Ah.  Mine is fine.<br />Kid:		Mine is sort of ok.<br />Inumaru:	Ahh. Half of mine is still good.<br />Tamako:		Remember to look out for aftershocks!!<br />Kind:		Ya....<br />Narration:  	That aftershock was clearly man-made but the children pretended not to see it.<br /><br />Page 118<br /><br />Chapter 9.2<br /><br />Torii-kun's Sad Story<br /><br />Inumaru:	Manga loving Prime Minister Asō!!<br />Tamako:		Hey!! Don't make an appeal!!<br />Tamako:		What are you going to do if we get designated as a harmful book!!<br /><br />(Note: PM Aso was PM from Sep 2008- Sep 2009 he was outspoken about his love for manga)<br />(Note: Harmful material is a special designation in Japan)<br /><br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!!<br />Tamako:		A-are you okay?<br />Tamako:		W-wait a second!<br />Tamako:		You just tripped Inumaru-kun right now, right.<br />Tamako:		Why would you do that!?<br />Tamako:		W-wait!!<br /><br />Page 119<br /><br />Tamako:		You are Torii-kun from the Lily class, right?  Did something bad happen?<br />Torii:		Bad?  Only bad things happen...  That's why<br />Torii:		when I see someone peacefully waving their penis around I get angry.<br />Tamako:		Never mind peacefully rather it's a problem any way, waving it around.<br />Tamako:		Even so.  It's still wrong to trip him right....?<br />Torii:		Hey sensei...  You see... ever since I've been born I've been unlucky.<br />Inumaru:	Y.....You’re a girl!!<br /><br />(Note: lucky and attached are homonyms in Japanese.  Inumaru hears &quot;ever since....it hasn't been attached&quot;)<br /><br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!<br />Tamako:		I know you're mad Inumaru-kun, but be a bit patient.<br />		When people are serious trying to talk it’s not nice to joke about it.<br />		And that was low...<br />Inumaru:	Fine then I'll just retort!!<br />Tamako:		That's not the problem.<br />Torii:		Sensei<br />Torii:		Just today, I've stepped on poop 4 times....<br />		The fourth time it was already flat...  I didn't even notice.<br />		That happened and I just wanted to vent my anger...<br />Inumaru:	Was it all the same piece of poop!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru!!<br /><br />Page 120<br /><br />Torii:		This is why kindergarten isn't fun.  And I don't have even one friend...<br />TOrii:		Every day I just finish my quota.<br />		I make the trip between home and kindergarten...<br />		I'm just a cog the machine called kindergarten student.<br />Torii:		Are you a middle management worker complaining!?<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!!<br />Torii:		Of course it happens at home too.  Bad luck knows no bound and doesn't stop for unlucky people’s private life....<br />Torii:		My dad's company went bankrupt.<br />Inumaru:	Is supposed to be a bad pun!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun!!<br /><br />(Note: Dad and bankruptcy are homonyms in Japanese)<br /><br />Torii:		Because of that, my parents don't get along...  When either of them opens their mouth its<br />Torii:		Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, <br />Inumaru:	Are you Brain Maker!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun stop forcing retorts.  And falling over is old!!<br /><br />(Note: Nounai Maker (Brain Maker in English) is a site where if type in your name it tells you what you are thinking with a simple picture and kanji)<br />(Note: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://maker.usoko.net/nounai/">http://maker.usoko.net/nounai/</a> )<br /><br />Torii:		Sensei, I get it.  Even though it's only been four years since I've been born, four years is more than enough to understand<br />Torii:		In life there is much more hardships than good times waiting for you.<br />Tamako:		That's not true!!<br />		There a lot more good times.<br />Tamako:		I've had a lot of hardship too...  But right now I'm having fun.<br /><br />Page 121<br /><br />Tamako:		After some bad happens something good always happens.<br />Torii:		But I only have bad things happen.<br />Tamako:		That's because you do bad things.<br />		For every bad thing you do, a good thing won't happen.<br />Tamako:		What did you just do to Inumaru-kun?<br />Torii:		.....<br />Tamako:		Properly say sorry!!  If you do that something good will happen!<br />Torii:		There is no way something good will happen right away.<br />Tamako:		It will!!  It will!!<br />Tamako:		You'll surely make your first friend...!!!<br />Torii:		Um...<br />Torii:		Sorry about before.<br />Torii:		What is this?  Is this good?<br />Tamako:		No.... It's... Probably bad.<br />Narration:	Inumaru-kun is still pretty angry.<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43161</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 8</title>
        <updated>2017-03-28T18:38:35+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43161" />
        <summary type="html">Page 101<br /><br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei!!<br />Inumaru:	Why didn't I win the Best Jeanist Award this year!!<br /><br />(Note: annual fashion award in Japan)<br /><br />Inumaru:	S-sensei!! <br />		I-is it because I'm not a celebrity!?<br />Tamako:		No... Um... it's because you don't wear jeans... or anything at all.<br />Tamako:		I wonder if Inumaru-kun will wear underpants before graduation.<br />		Geez.<br />Principal:	Well, the more work a child takes the more painful it is to see them graduate.<br />Tamako:		Having him fully exposed until graduation is painful in another way.<br />Principal:	But we are kindergarten teachers, so even if Inumaru properly wears pants and graduates...<br />Principal:	eventually Inumaru #2 and #3 will appear....<br />Tamako:		No way.  We don't live in a battle manga.<br />Tamako:		All of a sudden #2 and #3!!!!<br /><br />Chapter 8.1 Inumaru-kun is our nii-chan<br /><br />Page 102<br /><br />Tamako:		What are you guys doing!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru what is this!?<br />Inumaru:	It's this.<br />Tamako:		Sorry, I don't get it.<br />Tamako:		Um.. You two are from the younger class, right? Why did you take off your underwear?<br />Kids:		But, ahh, Inumaru, umm..<br />Kids:		Because being bare butt is fun.<br />Tamako:		Geez, look!  Because you aren't wearing any underwear Inumaru, the little kids have started copying you!!<br />Inumaru:	They aren't copying. They are inspired.<br />Tamako:		Either way is bad!!<br />Tamako:		Anyways you two, no you three.<br />Tamako:		Put on some underwear.<br /><br />Page 103<br /><br />SFX:	Stare<br /><br />Tamako:		Look, Inumaru you are 1 year older so you have to put them on first<br />Tamako:		You'll be a role model!!<br />Inumaru:	Role model...<br />Tamako:		Ohhhhhhhhh<br />Tamako:		He's doing it himself!!<br />Tamako:		Inumaru is putting on underwear all by himself.<br />Tamako:		I-is this what is called a chance hit.  If Inumaru puts on underwear everything is going to be all right!!<br />Tamako:		Even Inumaru grows a sense of responsibility in front of younger children after all.<br />Inumaru:	Uuuu...<br />Kids:		Uuuu...<br /><br />Page 104<br /><br />SFX:		BOOM<br />Tamako:		So it's like that!!<br />Tamako:		Ahhh, three of them fully exposed!!<br />		What should I do!?<br />Tamako:		Just one is hard enough.<br />Tamako:		Wait, it might still be okay.  These two are just doing it because it's fun.<br />Tamako:		The day is still young.  There is still hope.  In that regard Inumaru<br />Inumaru:	In that regard I'm doing it because it's sexual.<br />Tamako:		That is disgusting!!  Why are you a bit proud!?<br />Tamako:		You two, what are your names?<br />Mon:		I'm Mon-chan!!<br />Ken:		I'm Ken-chan!!<br />Inumaru:	I'm Rola Chen!!<br />Tamako:		I wasn't asking you Inumaru.<br /><br />(Note: Rola Chen is a model)<br />(Note: Chen and chan are spelled the same in Japanese)<br /><br />Tamako:		Mon-chan, Ken-chan...<br />		In the future there will be a lot of your seniors who will influence you.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru is a senior who you shouldn't let influence you.<br />Narration:	Other seniors you shouldn't let influence you.<br />Narration:	I've been called a delinquent<br />Narration:	since I was 12.<br />Narration:	I have a job for you<br />Narration:	All you have to do is introduce yourself to people, its easy money.<br />Narration:	Is this your first time in Akiba?<br />Narration:	Fufu... It's alright leave it to me.<br /><br />Page 105 <br /><br />Tamako:		You still don't understand do you?<br />Tamako:		Umm...<br />Inumaru:	Let's play hide and seek.<br />Tamako:		Hah, well those two are surely just temporary.  Kids get bored quickly.<br />Tamako:		Wait, No!<br />Tamako:		I have to tell them it's wrong right away or there is a possibility that it might awaken!!<br />Tamako:		I have to stamp out the fire called pervert right away!!<br />Tamako:		Hey!!  Everyone stop!!<br />Inumaru:	Then Tamako-sensei is it!!<br />Tamako:		I found you Ken-chan<br />Tamako:		I found you Mon-chan<br />Tamako:		Time to put on....<br />Kids:		One more time! One more time!<br />Tamako:		I'm not exactly playing with you!?<br /><br />Page 106<br /><br /><br />Tamako:		No matter how times I find the two from the younger class it will never end.  <br />		First I'll have to find their head Inumaru.<br />Tamako:		Even if I said head he's just the bum.  If I catch Inumaru they should all come out...<br />Tamako:		Hm.. Those are Inumaru's shoes.<br />Tamako:		He used the garbage can as step ladder and went to the other side.<br />Tamako:		Or that’s what he was trying to show and hid in this garbage can!!<br />Tamako:		Fo-und you!!<br />Tamako:		Ah, this peach posing as a bum.<br />Tamako:		He read that I fall for the double bluff.<br />Tamako:		Or that’s what he was trying to show and hid in this peach.<br /><br />(Note: Momotarou is a famous story about a boy fround in a peach.  Momotarou had 3 companions.  Dog, Monkey, and a pheasent.<br />	KenKen is the sound a pheasent makes = Ken-chan, Monkey = Mon-chan, Inumaru = Dog (Inu is japanese for dog))<br /><br />Tamako:		Now call out all the other kids from hiding.<br />Inumaru:	Everyone come out.<br />Tamako:		Got it everyone?<br />Tamako:		Absolutely do not copy Inumaru.<br />Tamako:		You have to wear underwear.<br />Tamako:		They are multiplying...<br /><br />Page 107 <br /><br /><br />Chapter 8.2<br /><br />Tamako-sensei's model debut<br /><br />Kid:		Mo-m I'm ho-me<br />Mom:		Eh, there is no way I can do it right away!!  What, the deadline is today!?<br />		I'll never be able to find a model that fits the image this quickly.<br />Mom:		Ah Hiroko, welcome home.<br />Tamako:		See you Monday!!<br />Mom:		...<br />Mom:		I found one!!<br />Mom:		Tamako-sensei!!  Can you model for me right away!?<br />Tamako:		Eh, Eh.<br />Mom:		You are just the image!!<br />Tamako:		Whoa, wai, I don't understand...<br />Tamako:		Photo model...?<br />Mom:		Yes, and I need a model on short notice.<br />Tamako:		It's ok with me, if I am good enough for you!!  I'll come over after I'm done seeing home the children!!<br />Tamako:		B-but I'm bit embarrassed...  If it is a poster hung around town I might be seen by someone I know...<br /><br />Tamako:		The rice from our town<br />		is super delicious<br />		*imagination<br />Mom:		No, you'll be a model for a Shueisha magazine<br />Tamako:		Ah, too bad.<br />Tamako:		....Wait, Shueisha...<br />		... The company that runs Jump?<br />Tamako:		That's nation-wide isn't it.<br />Mom:		Ya.<br /><br />Page 108<br /><br />Tamako:		Shueisha fashion magazines.. umm.  non-no!? MORE!?<br />Tamako:		BAILA!? The magazine for working women.<br />Tamako:		Seventeen, my age is a bit wrong, right? Hahaha<br />Tamako:		I-it can't be gravure for Playboy..!?<br />Tamako:		U..um... I don't really have confidence with being naked.<br />Mom:		No, you won't have to take off any clothes.<br />Tamako:		Ah, um but I'm wearing an apron and in mostly no makeup<br />Mom:		Don't worry we will assign you clothes and we have a makeup artist.<br />Mom:		She's our model Tamako Yamada.<br />Mom:		This is our makeup artist and stylist Nakano-san.<br />Tamako:		P-pleased to meet you.<br />Nakano:		Hellllo<br />Nakano:		I'm Beauty Nakano!! ufuuuuu!!<br />		No way! Thi girl is Su-uuper Cute!! I have no interest in girls though!!<br />Nakano:		Umm first off.<br />Tamako:		Aren't those fringe in the way.<br />Nakano:		Uwaaa<br />Tamako:		They were in the way after all!!<br />Nakano:		Firstaw (first off) put this on.  It's a Japanese-ish casual girly one piece dress!!<br />Nakano:		Ahh, it might be better to change your hair in the widely loved curled ends, you novice.<br />Tamako:		That last part was old!!<br /><br />Page 109<br /><br />Nakano:		Cuute ♥<br />Nakano:		It suuper suits you ♥<br />		You're in the super look good group.<br />Nakano:		Ah, what a waste.  Your raw materials are great but it's like you aren't making any use of them.<br />Nakano:		But I feel like I've found a diamond in the rough!?<br />Tamako:		What is this person? What is this character!?<br />Nakano:		Don't ♥ you ♥ worry.  I'll transform that with makeup for you.<br />		That's it, like Snow White.<br />		Ah, not Snow White.<br />Nakano:		You are that right? A person who doesn't really do makeup.<br />Tamako:		Eh, um.  I'm not very good with makeup...<br />Nakano:		I got it, I got it, your Goisu.<br />		I was bad at it too long ago.  I was lost.<br />		I was a lost lamb,<br />		I was super lambed.<br />Tamako:		Lamb!?<br /><br />(Note: Goisu is character from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)<br /><br />Nakano:		I wonder if it's because of your work, you have beautiful skin but i looks like you spend a lot of time outdoors.<br />		A little whiter skin would be better wouldn't it?<br />		Hm, put in a bit of adult like glamorous red.<br />Nakano:		Your eyes are big and a bit slanted at the ends!!  They a super nice, so lets capitilize on that.<br />		Making your eyebrows a bit bigger I think will make you a bit mor graceful.<br />Nakano:		Your mouth is a bit small. Fuu♥<br />		I wonder what that small mouth eats every day!! ufu!!<br />		A little around the edges to bring out your lips.<br /><br />Page 110<br /><br />Nakano:		Yes!! Perfect!!<br />Tamako:		Can you show me a mirror please!!<br />Nakano:		Look forward to it in the magazine ♥<br />Nakano:		Because, together with the cameraman's skills it will be perfect.<br />Narration:	And like this for some reason, me, a kindergarten teacher, ...<br />Narration:	Is going to be in a country-wide magazine as a model,<br />Mom:		Lift up your left arm.  Like you are having a bit more fun!!<br />Mom:		I want to see you full of energy<br />Mom:		Like this... Look up a bit more<br />Mom:		That's good Tamako-sensei<br />Narration:	Of course I'm happy and nervous but....<br />Narration:	More than that I'm looking forward to it.<br />Tamako:		In the end I forgot to ask what magazine it would be in..<br />Tamako:		Oh well, when the magazine is released Hiroko-chan will bring one anyways.<br />Narration:	Me, who is bad at makeup.<br />Narration:	How will I transform from a professional makeup artist.<br />Hiroko:		Tamako-sensei the magazine is out!!<br />Kids:		Tamako-sensei in magazine!?<br />Kids:		Is this really Tamako-sensei!?<br />Tamako:		Wha,wha. It's already out?<br />Kids:		It's like a completely different person!!<br /><br />Page 111<br /><br />Magazine:	Tools of play are our weapons!!<br />		Do you want to play Kabuki!?<br />		P*R*I*Z*E*S<br />Verticle text right: Take your pose!!<br />Verticle text left:	A total of 140 people will win!!<br /><br />Prizes (counter clockwise starting top left): ① Nintendo DS Lite 2 winners<br />		② i-Pod Shuffle 2 winners	10 W 2<br />		⑨ Jump original notebook 100 winners<br />Tamako:		It was this thing in Jump!!!!!<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43155</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 7</title>
        <updated>2017-03-26T17:27:00+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43155" />
        <summary type="html"><div class="important">You can use the translation if you want, just be aware I'm not going to do the whole series though. I'll probably only do like 10 or so chapters.<br /><br />There is way too many notes on the same page I don't think they will all fit. <br />Some of the notes are also way to long.  Like the Sanpei part and the Diax CM.  They probably won't fit on the page, but I thought they were more obscure and needed a little more explanation.  <br /><br />I wasn't going to put in the reference to Anzai in the notes.  I think Slam Dunk is popular enough outside of Japan not to include it.  Adding notes just takes away from the gags.  I included it anyways, decide whether you want it or not yourself.<br /></div><br /><br />Page 89<br /><br />Kids:		Ken-kun, tomorrow came I come over and play!?<br />Kids:		Let's play with the Wii Fit.<br />Kids:		Let's play Pokémon Battle Revolution. You can fight my Giratina.<br />Ken:		Ya, you guys can come over.<br />Ken:		Games are great and all but my dad just bought me a new basketball net for the yard.<br />Kids:		Ah, Awesome!!<br />Inumaru:	Alright then let's all play pretend Shogo Kariyazaki together.<br />Background:	Arrange the flowers with creative thinking.<br /><br />(Note: Picture of Kariyaki and his catch phrase)<br /><br />Kids:		Umm, let's just play basketball normally.<br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei, come play basketball with us Sunday.<br />Tamako:		Eh?<br />Tamako:		I can't, I have plans that day.<br />Kids:		Eh!? Sensei has a date!!<br />Tamako:		No, no, it's not like that.<br />Inumaru:	It's ok! You pervert!<br />Inumaru:	Maybe...<br />Inumaru:	A good for nothing bum of a guy is attracted a kindergarten teacher<br />		because her strong motherly instinct.<br />Background:	One day I'll surprise the world with this guitar.<br />Inumaru:	He just wanders through life never working.  And Tamako-sensei,<br />Inumaru:	thinks about him, &quot;You are useless without me around ♥ &quot;<br />Background:	Whaaaaaaaahhh<br />Tamako:		He even started crying from his own imagination...<br /><br />Chapter 7.1 Inumaru-kun's Sunday<br /><br />Page 90<br /><br />Ken:		Alright then, everyone let's meet at my place at 8.<br />Kids:		That's early...  Let's do it after Pokémon Sunday.<br />Ken:		Alright then 9.<br />Kids:		But I want to watch One Piece.<br />Ken:		Hmm, then what about 10?<br />Inumaru:	If possible I'd like to watch the &quot;It's Okay to Laugh! Special.<br /><br />(Note: Inumaru is dressed up as Tamori, the host of the show)<br /><br />Ken:		...Ok then 12 is fine?<br />Inumaru:	No it's not.<br />Inumaru:	I can't miss &quot;Leave it to Akko&quot;<br />Kids:		I-Inumaru-kun<br />Kids:		Just leave it to her already.<br />Kids:		There is no end to this!!<br />Stuff written under frame:	Expression of her height.<br /><br />(Note: Leave it to Akko is a variety/talk show hosted by singer Akiko Wada (she's tall))<br /><br />Inumaru:	Akko-san's voice sounds like TUBE's voice.<br />Kids:		Now that you mention it...<br /><br />(Note: Tube is a Japanese pop band formed in the 80's)<br /><br />Tamako:		....<br />Tamako:		Ryuichi-kun said he wants to play too!!<br />Ryuichi:	Wh..Wh..<br />Ken:		Eh, ya that’s fine.<br />Inumaru:	You come.<br />Tamako:		See that Johnny-like person is even saying it! Don't be embarrassed.<br /><br />(Note: Johnny Kitagawa is a very famous boy band producer,<br /> often used simple English words like You or Hey mixed in his Japanese)<br /><br />Page 91<br /><br />Ryuichi:	N-not really. <br />Ryuichi:	It's not like I said I wanted to play or anything.<br />Everyone:	Ah...<br />Everyone:	He's the type of kid who isn't honest with themselves.<br />Inumaru:	That's not what your aura is telling me.<br />Tamako:		Se.. See.  Even that Miwa-san like person is saying those spiritual things.<br />		Go play!!<br /><br />(Note: Akihiro Miwa is a famous gay singer and drag queen who talks about auras and energy a lot)<br /><br />Ryuichi:	But, you see, my piano teacher is coming over so I'm busy.<br />Ryuichi:	That's why I don't have time to play, everyone is just mistaken.<br />Inumaru:	If you give up then that is the end of the match.<br />Tamako:		Even that Anzai-sensei like person is even saying it!<br />		Piano is important but so is playing with your friends.<br />		I'll even talk to your mom for you.<br /><br />(Note: Anzai is the coach from Slam Dunk)<br /><br />Ryuichi:	Eh...<br />Tamako:		Alright, gather all of your courage and say &quot;Let's play basketball together!&quot;<br />Kids:		Ryuichi fight!<br />Kids:		You can do it!!<br />Inumaru:	Offense!! Offense!!<br />Inumaru:	Soo<br />Kids:		Ehh<br />Inumaru:	Ohh<br />Kids:		Ehh<br /><br />(Note: Soo-Ehh-Ohh-Ehh is a basketball crowd chant in parts of Japan)<br /><br />Inumaru:	Uwuuu!! Don't worry it's alright! Fuuuu!!<br />Tamako:		Even that um, ahh..  Who is that!?<br />Tamako:		Even that person from an unknown inspiration is saying it.<br />Background:	Melancholic Shunpei<br /><br />Page 92<br /><br />Inumaru:	Fine then, I'll go to Ryuichi-kun house to play.<br />Ken:		Hm? Then you aren't coming over to my place?<br />Inumaru:	I'll come over later!!  About the time when things are about to get lively and everyone starts <br />		playing the eating Jagariko from both ends game<br /><br />(Note: Jagariko is a potato snack, like chips/crisps, in the shape of a stick)<br /><br />Tamako:		Don't do that mixer-like game!!<br />Tamako:		This should be fine? You won't have to leave your house either.<br />Ryuichi:	I-it doesn't matter.  I don't care if you come...<br />Inumaru:	I said I was going, but d-don't mistake this for anything<br />Tamako:		Inumaru don't you turn into a tsundere too.<br />Narration:	Sunday<br />Dad:		Ah, Ryuichi you look happy today.<br />Ryuichi:	N-not really...<br />		A friend is coming over that is all...<br />Dad:		Ooh...<br />Mom:		Ah...? But you have piano lessons and English school today.<br />Ryuichi:	Wha... I have English too?<br /><br />Page 93<br /><br />Inumaru:	Poppy, Poppy, Poppy in the car.<br /><br />(Note: Inumaru is singing the Diax car freshener commercial from 1981 where a man sings riding a toy car.)<br />(Note: <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOVA8jNmmQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMOVA8jNmmQ</a> commercial)<br /><br />Dad:		Oh!! Is that your friend?<br />Dad:		...Friend, huh....<br />		This is the first time he's brought someone to the house...<br />Dad:		I wonder what kind of kid he is?<br />Inumaru:	Ryu---ui---chi--ku---n<br />Inumaru:	Le--ts Pla--y<br />Inumaru:	Balls<br />Dad:		I'm sorry Ryuichi.  I've been busy with work and haven't paid you much attention<br />Dad:		But I beg you.  Please don't run towards delinquency.<br /><br />Page 94<br /><br />Inumaru:	I'm Inu<br />Inumaru:	Maru<br /><br />(Note: Tomoyuki Sanpei is a comedian finishes with his routine with the phrase<br />	Sanpei desu while putting one arm up to his ear and pulling away then doing it to the other side)<br /><br />Dad:		Whoa... He's already inside and he's doing the &quot;I'm Sanpei&quot; in this day and age<br />Dad:		Umm... Is he a friend from the same class?<br />Ryuichi:	No.  We aren't in the same class.<br />Inumaru:	And we aren't friends<br />Dad:		Wha!?<br />Inumaru:	We are more than friends but less than lovers...<br />		Probably we both know we like each other but we can't quite bring ourselves to say anything to solidify it...<br />		Then one day another friend say &quot;Hey you guys going out, right?&quot;<br />		Without even thinking we look at each and then one says &quot;Y-y-ya I guess we are, aren't we?&quot;...<br />		The other persons face turns red and says &quot;I-I guess we are&quot;..<br />Dad:		That's long!!<br />		But that is the most fun age<br />Mom:		Inumaru-kun... I'm sorry that you came all this way.<br />		But Ryuichi is busy, he has piano lessons and has to go to English class after..<br />Mom:		Right! Ryuichi?<br />Ryuichi:	Y..<br />Ryuichi:	Ya....<br />Dad:		....<br /><br />Page 95<br /><br />Dad:		Ryuichi...  It's okay to take a break from piano and English, so go and play.<br />Ryuichi:	Eh!?<br />Dad:		In exchange, you two have to get along and have fun.<br />Ryuichi:	O..Okay<br />Mom:		What are you saying dear? Right now is an important time for him.  He doesn't have time to play.<br />Dad:		Playing with friends is also important.<br />Dad:		Look... It's been awhile since the last time we saw Ryuichi smile like that.<br />Ryuichi:	Dad says so, so I have no choice<br />Inumaru:	Let's go to Ken-kun's place.<br />Dad:		...Today<br />Dad:		he's going to come back and have learned something more important than something that can be taught.<br />Mom:		I wonder if its ok to drive that thing on the roads?<br />Background:	Blast-off!!<br />Inumaru:	Hey, did you know that, that room in this apartment.<br />Inumaru:	That's where Tamako-sensei lives!!<br />Ryuichi:	But the laundry is for a guy?<br />Inumaru:	Ah... weird.. did I make a mistake...<br /><br />Page 96<br /><br />Inumaru:	Ah... Let's go through the drive through.<br />Ryuichi:	Naw...I'm not really hungry.  Hey can this thing even go through the drive through!?<br />Ryuichi:	Anyways, let's go as fast as we can.<br />Ryuichi:	I'm busy.  My schedule is divided into minutes.<br />Inumaru:	Divided poop...<br /><br />(Note: minute and poop are homonyms in Japanese)<br /><br />Ryuichi:	Who cares about that useless vision! Speed up.<br />Inumaru:	But they say &quot;Before you take up speed, you have to take out your wiener&quot;<br />Ryuichi:		Nowhere does traffic saying exist<br />Inumaru:	They also say &quot;SPEED dance leader Hitoe-chan&quot;<br />Ryuichi:	That's just an introducing the SPEED member!!<br /><br />(Note: SPEED was a female pop music and dance group)<br /><br /><br />Ryuichi:	Could it be that this thing can't go any faster?<br />Inumaru:	Nope!!<br />Girl:		Geez... You are useless without me around.<br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei...<br /><br />Page 97<br /><br />Chapter 7.2 <br />Tamako-sensei's Sunday<br /><br />Alarm:		Wake up Nyan<br />Alarm:		It's time Nyan<br />Tamako:		L-losing weight leaving behind just the boobs<br />Tamako:		What a dream diet<br />Tamako:		Th-then I'll temporarily put on tons of weight.<br />Tamako:		And lose it all with the diet and have huge boobs.<br />Tamako:		.... It...It was just a dream?<br />Tamako:		Whoa.. I over slept.<br />Phone:		Sorry I'm going to be a bit late.<br /><br />		Predicted text<br />		Late   Running late<br />		Bum is     Bum<br />		Bum is showing<br /><br />(Note: late and bum start with the same character お in Japanese)<br /><br />Background:	Bam<br />Background:	Shower<br />Background (bottom):	Projected image<br /><br />Page 98<br /><br />Brother:	You're late<br />Brother:	Tamako<br />Tamako:		S-Sorry.  I overslept, then I watched a bit of Leave if to Akko<br />Brother:	Just leave it to her already.<br />Brother:	Anyways, here you go, some of my underwear and clothes.<br />Tamako:		They are all wrinkled.  Did you wash them?<br />		I see you are still messy as ever.<br />Brother:	Hahaha<br />Tamako:		It's not hahaha<br />Brother:	But I don't think you will have a need for them Tamako.<br />Tamako:		I will, I absolutely will.<br />Tamako:		Eh... Men’s underwear.<br />Principal:	Ya.  It's common sense!?<br /><br />Page 99<br /><br />Principal:	A woman living all alone is a scary thing.  So when you are drying your laundry mix in mens clothes.<br />		Then people will think &quot;Oh, a guy lives here&quot;.  It works as crime prevention.<br />Tamako:		Oh, I see<br />Prinicipal:	I did it when I was young!!  Thanks to that I didn't have even one stalker!!<br />		You can't argue with those tremendous results.<br />Tamako:		That part is a bit hard to grasp though.<br />Principal:	Though, sometimes I did mistakenly wear men’s briefs.<br />Tamako:		Then see ya.<br />Brother:	Ya.  Don't work too hard.<br />Tamako:		Thanks brother.<br />Brother:	Come home once and awhile!!<br />Ryuichi.	... Hey<br />Ryuichi:	Just how long are we going to follow them?<br />Inumaru:	But it's Tamako-sensei....<br />Narration:	In the end, it wasn't until night when they realized it was a case of mistaken identity.<br />		Ryuichi-kun's precious day off was spent following after someone he didn't know.<br />Dad:		Ryuichi… How was it?  Did you have fun?<br />Ryuichi:	No, not really.<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43150</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 6</title>
        <updated>2017-03-24T18:21:07+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43150" />
        <summary type="html">**Pretty bad translation in it's current state, I put problem ares in the area to check. I would not recommend using it as is but you are free to do so you want**<br /><br />Page 79<br /><br />SFX: 			tatatata (running noises)<br />Inumaru:		Wah.<br />Tamako:		S-sorry.  Inumaru-kun are you okay?<br />Inumaru:		Ah I ran into sensei's Ogiyahagi.<br />Takamko:		It's fukurahagi<br /><br />(Note: Ogiyahagi is a comedy duo, fukurahagi is Japanese for leg calf.)<br /><br />Tamako:		But I've told you not to run in the hallways.<br />Inumaru:		Being a mischievous boy is okay.<br />			I want to raise him to be strong willed.<br />Tamako:		Is, is that something you say yourself.<br />Tamako:		Alright, let's continue on like this to the classroom.<br />			It's time for studying.<br />Inumaru:		Eh? No.  I still haven't been it yet.<br />Tamako:		No way!  When it is play time you as much as you want,<br />			but we have to respect the schedule.<br />Inumaru:		Weren't we a more hands off type of school...!<br />Tamako:		What a naive view to society.<br /><br />Chapter 6 &quot;Inumaru-kun and Inumaro-kun&quot;<br /><br />Page 80<br />Kids:		One<br />Kids:		Two<br />Kids:		THHHREE<br />Matako:		Everyone won't be dumb.<br />Kids:		Four<br />Kids:		Five<br />Kids:		SIIIX<br />Matako:		Everyone won't be dumb.<br />Kids:		Seven<br />Kids:		Eight<br />Kids:		NINE<br />Matako:		Everyone won't be dumb.<br />Tamako:		What's wrong Inumaru?<br />Inumaru:	Sensei!!  I can't find Inumaro-kun.<br />Tamako:		Eh? Inumaro?  The doll you always carry around?<br /><br />Page 81<br />Inumaru:	Inumaro-kun, he is my,<br />SFX: sniff sniff<br />Inumaru:	He is my most important friend.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru-kun...<br />Inumaru:  	Wahhhhhhhh<br />Tamako:		It's ok! Don't cry Inumaru!<br />Inumaru:	Ahhhhhh<br />Tamako:		You lost him inside the preschool grounds.<br />		So if we look for him we will find him.<br />Inumaru:	Ahhhhhh<br />Tamako:		I'll help you look.<br />Inumaru:	Ahhhhhh<br />Tamako:		What is this!!<br />Tamako: 	When everyone was playing hid and seek, did you let go of him?<br />Inumaru:	Noo!! I always had him.<br />Tamako:		Ah<br />Tamako:		Maybe it was that time..!?<br /><br />Page 82<br />Inumaru:	Ah<br />Inumaru		It couldn't have been that time, could it!?<br />Tamako:		Absolutely not, that was two weeks ago right? <br />		It's has nothing to do with Michiro Bro.<br />Tamako:		It was around here....<br />Tamako:		Ah<br />Tamako:		It's Inumaro-kun!!<br />Tamako:		He flew this far...<br />Tamako:		Guaaaaaa<br />Inumaru:	Whaaaaaahhhh.<br /><br />Page 83<br />Principal:	Ah, You’re still here Tamako-sensei,<br />Principal:	Guaaaaaa<br />Tamako:		Uwaaaa, Sorry Ms. Principal.<br />Principal:	I'm fine....<br />		Anyways, that’s Inumaro isn't it?<br />Inumaru:	He's my most important friend.<br />Tamako:		Ya, its Inumaru's<br />Tamako:		important friend.<br />Tamako:		I have to fix it for him.<br />Principal:	Guaaaaa<br />Principa:	I'm fine...<br />Principal:	But I'm sorry Tamako-sensei.<br />Principal:	But there is a limit to clumsiness.<br />Principal:	What is this tragedy.<br /><br />Page 84<br />Principal:	Don't cry.  I'll help you.<br />Tamako:		Where does this go through...<br />Principal:	You sew it from the back.<br />Tamako:		Is this how?<br />Principal:	Ya, just like that.<br />Tamako:		Do they sell this doll anywhere?<br />Principal:	In the end, you're going to buy it!!<br />Tamako:		B, But there is nothing else I can do for it in this state.<br />Principal:	Anyways, this isn't sold in stores.<br />Tamako:		No way, is it made by his mom....<br />Principal:	It's not like that either.<br />Principal:	These are chocolate dogs.<br />Principal:	It's a prize from these candies.<br /><br />Flyer		ChocoDogs<br />		Exciting present<br />		Prize A:  trip to Hawaii for 9 days and 7 nights<br />		1 Winner<br /><br />		Prize B:  Choco Dog Inumaro-kun doll bag.<br />		500 winners<br /><br />Tamako:		Fi... 500 hundred.<br />		What are the chances?<br />Pricipal:		Who knows...<br />		But there is no other way to get except to send in for one.<br /><br />Page 85<br />Inumaru:	Sensei!! Is Inumaro-kun fixed yet!?<br />Tamako:		Ah, umm, i-it looks likes it is going to take a little more time, so just hold on.<br />Inumaru:	Ok!!  Until then I've brought a new doll!!<br />Makato:		New doll?<br />Inumaru:	Ya!! It was in an old storeroom at my house.<br />Inumaru:	Sadami-chan<br />Makato:		Guaaaaa<br /><br />(Note: Doll looks like legendary haunted Okiku doll)<br /><br />Tamako:		What thhhhhe!?<br />Tamako:		If he always carries around this doll some sort of haunting will defintely happen!!<br />Tamako:		Sooner or later its hair will start growing.<br />Tamako:		It's growing already!!!<br />Narration:	So like this, I started eating tons of chocolate and sending in postcards.<br />Narration:	An amount cards that if I were to wrote favorite chapter and post them all to Jump Damashi<br />		, and won, I might be able to get a date with MikiPON<br /><br />(Note: Jump Damashi (Jump soul) was the name of Jump's Readers Corner from 2006-2009.  <br />	Miki Hayashi a.k.a. MikiPON was an idol and celebrity member of the staff)<br /><br />--------NOTE ON POSTCARDS ------------<br />All cards are addressed to Chokodog exciting present, <br />just at a different angle with different amount of writing <br />covered except for the one on top of the pile in the left frame.<br />--------------------------------------<br /><br />Postcard:	〒101-8050<br />		Shueisha Jump SQ Editorial Department<br />		&quot;Naotarou Moriyama's talk about life&quot;<br /><br />(Note: Naotarou Moriyama's talk about life was Jump SQ readers corner at the time)<br /><br />Tamako:		I've gained weight....<br /><br />Page 86<br />Tamako:		....Hmmmm....<br />		Somehow it's better now.<br />Tamako:		But's it doesn't change that it's still all beat up.<br />Tamako:		I guess you can't win so easy after all...  and I sent that many...<br />Tamako:		Even though there is 500, there has to be way more people trying to win.<br />Tamako:		I can only apologize and give this back to Inumaru,<br />		But he'll be sad, won't he.<br />		..........<br />		No matter how much I'll have to apologize to Inumaru for Inumaro. <br />		I'll Inologize to Anumaru for Inomaru.<br /><br />(Note: Apologize (ayamaru), Inumaru, and Inumaro all sound the same in Japanese)<br /><br />Principal:	Tamako-sensei<br />Principal:	A prize from the candy company has arrived!!<br />Principal:	It's great, you won.<br />Principal:	Open it, open it.<br />Tamako:		Yamada-sama congratulation on being selected.<br />Tamako:		From the lottery you have won Prize A: 7 days and 9 nights in Hawaii.<br />Tamako:		I won Hawaii....<br /><br />Page 87<br />Tamako:		I'm sorry Inumaru-kun<br />Tamako:		Inumaro-kun has become like this.<br />Tamako:		Ummm...<br />Tamako:		An-and I'd like to give you a trip to Hawaii.<br />Inumaru:	Thanks Tamako-sensei<br />Tamako:		Eh... Um… But it's my fault that Inumaro-kun has become all beat up.<br />Inumaru:		Inumaro-kun is my friend.  Even if becomes all beat up I won't hate him.  <br />Tamako:		Without even thinking a cried.<br />Tamako:		I was stupid.<br />Tamako:		It doesn't matter if it's new or not.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru is more of an adult than me.<br /><br />Narration:	One week later.<br />Inumaru:	Tamako-sensei<br />Inumaru:	I forgot Inumaro-kun in Hawaii<br />Narration:	Without even thinking I cried.</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43146</id>
        <title>Translation: Inumaru Dashi 5</title>
        <updated>2017-03-23T20:06:07+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/43146" />
        <summary type="html">Chapter 5.1 <br />Inumaru Catches a Cold<br />Page 69<br /><br />Tamako:		I have 3 potatoes<br />Tamako:		and I eat 2.  How many are left?<br />Background:	Teacher is hungry!!<br />Kids:		One<br />		One<br />Inumaru:	IKKO<br /><br />(Note: Inumaru is picturing the trans makeup artist and TV personality Ikko whose name is a homonym for one)<br /><br />Inumaru:	The potatoes were digested and turned to gas inside the body!!<br />		Will it come out of Tamako-sensei behind!?<br />Tamako:		He even said as if it was a next episode preview.<br />Tamako:		......  Inumaru you have a fever.<br />Tamako:		Your body is a bit hot.<br />		And your jokes were a bit dull<br />		You aren't feeling well are you?<br />Inumaru:	Ya<br />Inumaru:	But I wash my hands properly, and even rinse my mouth!  Why am I sick!<br />Tamako:		The cause is this. This.<br /><br />(Note: Marudashi is exposed or naked)<br /><br />Page 70<br />Tamako:		Lately it has been getting cold.<br />Tamako:		Of course you’re going to catch a cold dressed like that.<br />Tamako:		Now put on these warm pants.<br />Inumaru:	No! I'm not cold!!<br />Tamako:		You'll never even get slightly better like that!!<br /><br />(Note: Ikkouni homonym for not in the slightest, which Tamako just said)<br /><br />Tamako:		See?  You can only say the same gags from before.<br />Inumaru:	Ah...  A<br />Inumaru:	ACHOOO<br />Tamako:		Look you are cold after all.<br />Tamako:		And you sneeze like an old man.<br />Principal:	I have this prepared for Inumaru-kun just for a time like this.<br />Principal:	Inumaro series<br />		warm pajama costume.<br /><br />Page 71<br />Tamako:		Now we have to take your temperature.  If it's high we have to go to the hospital.<br />Tamako:		Put it under your arm!!<br />Naration:	1 minute later<br />Background	Waki-kun<br /><br />(Note: Picture of actor Tomohiro Waki.  Waki is a homonym for armpit or under the arm.)<br /><br />Tamako:		36.9°C only a slight fever.<br />Tamako:		That's good<br />Inumaru:	Binetsu☆Danji<br /><br />(Note:  Binetsu Danji is a male Japanese pop trio.  The name means fever boys)<br /><br />Tamako:		What should we do?<br />		Should we send him home?<br />Principal:	Inumaru-kun do you want to go home?<br />Inumaru:	Nooo!  I'll properly sleep here.<br />Tamako:		.....Absolutely!?<br />Inumaru		Ya, absolutely!!<br />Tamako:		Are you really going to sleep here quietly!?<br />Inumaru:	A samurai never repeat themselves.<br />Inumaru:	A samurai never repeat themselves!<br />Tamako:		You said it twice.<br /><br />Page 72<br />Narration:	1 hour later<br />Kids:		Pass<br />Kids:		The left side is open.<br />Tamako:		Oh<br />Tamako:		He is sleeping quietly like he should.<br />Background window:	GOAL!<br /><br />Page 73<br />Tamako:		Got it!?  You abso--lutely can't go outside!!<br />Inumaru:	Sorry<br />Tamako:		You'll just make your fever worse doing a Kazu dance in that state.<br /><br />(Naote:  Kazu is a Japanese soccer player famous for his goal celebrations)<br /><br />Tamako:		It's not just you, Inumaru, you’ll pass it on to your friends.<br />Inumaru:	But the left side was open.<br />Tamako:		You don't have that far too aggressively score points!<br />Tamako:		Ahhh...Maybe we should send you home after all.<br />Inumaru:	Dummy<br />Tamako:		I can see right through you.<br /><br />Page 74<br />Tamako:		Why are you running around so much even though you are in pain.<br />Inumaru:	But, I want to play a whole bunch.<br />Tamako:		Hang in there until your fever goes away.<br /><br />Inumaru:	I promised Futoshi-kun that we would do the Oshiri-mpics.<br /><br />Background:	Oshiri-mpics.  A tournament of dreams among athletes to decide the world’s best Oshiri-ete.<br />		Also known as: Olym-hips<br /><br />(Note: Oshiri means bum in Japanese.  A play on the words athlete and Olympics)<br /><br />Tamako:		Don't do that even when fever goes away.<br />Tamako:		Inumaru, you really love kindergarten, don't you.<br />Inumaru:	Ya!!<br /><br />Inumaru:	And Ken-kun, Mitoshi-kun, Yuki-chan, and everone, the bus driver,  <br />		Tamako-sensei, the principal.  I love everyone.<br /><br />Tamako:		.... Ya<br />Tamako:		So let's hurry up and get better so everyone can play together.<br /><br />Narration:	The next day.  Inumaru-kun was completely healthy.<br /><br />Principal:	Tamako-sensei lets go to the hospital.<br />Tamako:		Hospital IKKO !?<br /><br />(Note: Ikko is a homonym for lets go)<br /><br />Narration:	I caught his fever and last season’s joke.<br /><br /><br /><br />Page 75<br />Chapter 5.2<br /><br />Tamako-sensei's Glasses<br /><br />Kid:		Everyone who wants to play dodgeball grab this finger.<br />Inumaru:	Everyone who thinks that leg cramp sounds like a dirty word grab this finger.<br />Tomoko:		Today..<br />		..I ran out disposable lenses and wore my glasses.<br />Tamako:		But I really wanted to avoid wearing glasses to preschool.<br /><br />Tamako:		Why?<br /><br />Kid:		Inumaru look out!!<br /><br />Tamako: 	Because of this.<br /><br />Page 76<br />Kids:		Tamako-sensei are you okay!?<br />Tamako:		I, I'm fine,<br />		Be careful not to step on any broken pieces.<br />Tamako (background): Ofcourse,<br /><br />Tamako (backgroudn): I'm spending the day with energetic kindergarteners.<br />Tamako:		Don't worry!! Let's continue playing dodgeball.<br />Kids:		Sorry.<br />Tamako (background): I could guess that my glasses would break and was ready.<br />Tamako (background): Because of that, in preperation, I brought an extra pair.<br />Tamako *background): Even so,<br />Kids:		Inumaru look out!!<br />Tamako (background):  This happens.<br />Inumaru:	Sensei are you alright?<br />Tamako:		Th, that voice.  Is that you Inumaru!?<br />Tamako:		I can't see anything without my glasses.<br />Tamako: 	Inumaru I can just baaarely see your face.<br /><br />Page 77<br />Principal:	The strength might not match, but I'll lend you my extra pair.<br /><br />Kids:		Inumaru look out!!<br /><br />Tamako:		Uwaa.  What should we do...<br />inumaru:	Sensei! Use my gag glasses!!<br />Tamako: 	Ah!!<br />Tamako:		I can see!!<br /><br />Tamako:		Thanks Inumaru, you saved me!!  Can you lend me these until I buy some contacts?<br /><br />Inumaru:	Ya!!<br /><br />Tamako:		I ran out of contacts.<br /><br />Doctor:		Ah.  Yamada-san what you ran out of isn't just contacts.<br />		I'll introduce you to a different kind of hospital.<br /><br /><br />		<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40050</id>
        <title>Translation: Sora ga Haiiro dakara 6</title>
        <updated>2014-07-02T18:40:03+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40050" />
        <summary type="html">Title Page<br /><br />&quot;I passed the day with the always dull faced you with a dull story&quot;<br /><br />Page 1<br /><br />Naruta:			'Morning Keita<br /><br />Page 2<br /><br />Keita:			Umm... What was your name again?<br />Naruta:			Haaa!?<br />Naruta:			Are you saying you forgot my name because we are in different classes?<br />			It's me from first year class 6. Naruta A o i!<br />Naruta:			We're inseparable childhood friends right.<br />Keita:			...Oh<br />Naruta:			What do you mean &quot;Oh&quot;!<br />Keita:			We weren't really childhood friends,<br />			we were just in the same elementary, middle, and high school.<br />Naruta:			Hey! I'll end up hitting you!<br />Naruta:			Look your tie is crooked!<br />Naruta:			Even in high school now, you are still useless without me around.<br /><br />Page 3<br /><br />Naruta (outside chatbox):	At our middle school field trip,<br />Keita:			I spilled my lunch again.<br />Naruta:			You really are dumb!  I happened to make an extra lunch, so here, have it!<br />Naruta (outside chatbox):	The day before exams too,<br />Naruta:			You forgot the test application on your desk! Just how absent minded are you!<br />Keita:			Oh.<br />Naruta:			What do you mean &quot;Oh&quot;!<br />Keita:			Did that really happen?<br />Naruta:			You really are extremely forgetful.  Is your head OK?<br />Naruta:			Well...<br />Naruta:			It's not really fair so I'll say something nice too.<br /><br />Page 4<br /><br /><br />Naruta (outside chatbox):	At recess in elementary school when I didn't <br />have any friends and was playing by myself<br />Keita:			Come play with us<br /><br />Naruta (outside chatbox):	You called out to me.  That's when we first met.<br />				You at least remember that right?<br />Keita:			Ya, I might remember that.<br />Naruta:			Isn't your memory a little too convenient!?<br />Naruta:			Look the train is here.  Watch your step.<br />Keita:			...<br />Naruta:			Are you ignoring me!<br /><br />Page 5<br /><br />Keita:			Hahhh...<br />Naruta:			What are you sighing about so early in the morning?<br />Keita:			I'm tired<br />Keita:			I just want to get off the train and go somewhere.<br />Naruta:			What are you going to do saying that in first year already?<br />Keita:			Do you want to go somewhere together?<br />Naruta:			What are you saying such crazy things for!  Of course we can't skip!<br />			Stop teasing!<br />Naruta:			Stupid, stupid, stupid<br />Naruta:			Wh..<br />Naruta:			What!?<br /><br />Page 6<br /><br />Keita:			Can you please be quiet on the train?<br />Naruta:			Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?<br />Naruta:			You're the one who made me loud. And that polite expression is annoying!<br />Keita:			Um, anyways...<br />Keita:			I<br />Keita:			Wasn't talking to you.<br />Naruta:			Huh?<br /><br />Page 7<br /><br />Naruta:			Just how long are you going to mess around for!<br />			I'm going to get angry for real!<br />Keita:			I haven't been messing around since the beginning.<br />Naruta:			Who's that...<br />			That girl.<br />Naruta:			A high school friend?  I don't know her?<br />Keita:			What are you saying? She’s my childhood friend.<br />Keita:			From kindergarten to high school, I've always been with her.<br />Keita:			I don't think of you as my childhood friend.  <br />			We've just been in the same elementary, middle, high school.<br />Keita:			We've hardly even ever talked.  Suddenly talking so overly familiar is troublesome.<br /><br />Page 8<br /><br />Naruta:			What do you mean suddenly?<br />			What do you mean we've hardly ever talked?<br />			What do you mean overly familiar?<br />Naruta:			We've always been together haven't we! Always, always, always together!<br />Naruta:			What about you, Keita.  Why are you suddenly saying these things!?<br />Naruta:			You didn't lose your memory, did you!?<br />Naruta:			Please, remember me!<br /><br />Page 9<br /><br />Girl:			Um<br />Girl:			I<br />Girl:			remember you Naruta-san...<br />Girl:			Your memories with Keita you said before were wrong.<br />Girl (outside of chatbox):	The memory of the field trip.<br />Keita:			I spilled my lunch again.<br />Girl:			You really are careless.  I thought this might happen so I made <br />			an extra lunch.  You can have it.<br />Girl:			Keita, you forgot the test application on your desk.  <br />			Even after we studied so much together.<br />Girl (outside of chatbox):	The memory before exams too.<br />Keita:			Oh.<br />Girl:			Those were mine and Keita's memories<br />Girl:			They weren't yours, Naruta-san.<br /><br />Page 10<br /><br />Girl (outside of chatbox):	But one of them was true.<br />Keita:			Come play with us.<br />Aoi (outside of chatbox):	When you were all alone and Keita called out to you<br />Girl:			You're nice, Keita.<br />Keita:			Not really...<br />			I just wanted to use the ball.<br />Naruta:			Keita...<br />Naruta:			Keita<br />Naruta:			Keita<br />Naruta:			Keita<br /><br />Page 11<br /><br />Girl:			The one with the strange memory is you.<br />			Don't go making other people’s memories your own.<br />Naruta:			Keita<br />			Keita<br />			Keita<br /><br />	(All of her text boxes say the same thing: &quot;Keita&quot;)<br /><br />Girl:			I absolutely thought this would happen sometime!<br />			The way she was looking at you Keita just wasn't normal.<br />			But to take my memories and make them hers, how horrible...<br />Keita:			Everything’s ok Aoi, thank you.<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40036</id>
        <title>Translation: Sora ga Haiiro dakara 10</title>
        <updated>2014-06-29T23:42:18+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40036" />
        <summary type="html">Title Page<br /><br />Watching Him Watching Me<br /><br />Page 1<br /><br />Miki:		I, Miki Kuriyama, a second year student from Sankou**<br /><br />(**Abbreviation of some school name.  I’m unfamiliar with Japan’s schools so I don’t know the full name)<br /><br />Miki:		am being tormented by a stalker<br />Miki:		In the after school rush at the station, <br />		mixed in with the high school students,<br /><br />Page 2<br /><br />Miki:		He's there!<br />Miki:		Everyday, he gets on the same train as me and off at the same station.<br />Miki:		Well it looks like he's from Nishikou**, so it might be normal up to here.<br /><br />(**Another shortened school name)<br /><br />Miki:		But even on the same bus.<br />Miki:		There's no waaaay!!<br />Miki:		No way, No way, No way. A stalker, how scary.<br />Miki:		But I can't be faint hearted.<br /><br />Page 3<br /><br />Miki:		I'll make my move!<br />Miki:		I'll get some hard proof of him as a stalker and then nail him<br />Miki:		with a right lariat.<br /><br />	(Note: lariat is a wrestling move (fake wrestling not the real wrestling) similar to a clothesline)<br /><br />Miki:		When he gets off of the bus on his way home,<br />I usually see him go to the nearby apartments.<br />Miki:		I'll set up here.<br />Miki:		!<br /><br />Page 4<br /><br />Miki:		There he is! He came out! That stalker bastard.<br />Miki:		Going out on your day off, what a stalker like idea.<br />		He must have been planning to stalk me again today.<br />Miki:		!!<br />Miki:		That's a...<br />Miki:		lover!?<br />Miki:		Yes, there's the first proof!!<br />		He likes women!!<br />		There are no stalkers that don't like women!<br /><br />Page 5<br /><br />Miki:		She's no doubt a fake girlfriend so people don't find out he's a stalker.<br />Miki:		He has a bit of resistance towards her.  There's a subtle space between them.<br />		It's completely obvious.<br />Miki:		Just how many women is he going to hurt?  Stalkers are the worst.<br />Miki:		He's not using the bus for transport.<br />Miki:		Look, he passed right by the bus stop.<br />Miki:		I can see right through you!<br />Guy:		If I have time in the morning I like to walk.<br />Girl:		You really like walking, huh.<br /><br />Page 6<br /><br />Miki:		Alright, I'll absolutely find some proof.<br />Miki:		!? He found me!<br />Miki:		He's looking this way!<br />Miki:		He's really looking this way. How scary.<br />Miki:		Why's he looking this way so brazenly! That's not normal!<br />Miki:		He's looking so much. He's looking too much. He's looking way too much.<br />		Scary, scary, how scary.<br />Miki:		Ah, now he's avoiding looking.<br />Miki:		It's because he has a guilty conscience.<br />		That's completely a stalker decision!<br />Miki:		And I'm the only one who knows.<br />		That's what he thinks so he's started his move.<br /><br />Page 7<br /><br />Miki:		First off all, those looks.<br />Miki:		Why does he know I like short hair?<br />		Why does he know I like jackets!?<br />Miki:		Why does he know I like casual acts of kindness <br />like walking the car side of the sidewalk?<br />		Why does he know I want to flirt?<br />Miki:		Why doesn't he make a face when someone is clinging to him<br />		even though he really hates it?<br />Miki:		Though I've never been on a date with a guy.<br />Miki:		Why does he know I like tall guys?<br />		Why does he know I like light skin?<br />Miki:		Why does he know I like people with a deep voice?<br />Miki:		Why does he know I like thin eyes?<br />Miki:		He's completely looked into my type<br />Miki:		and completely made it his.<br />		He's obsessed...!<br />Miki:		Scary<br />Miki:		Scary, scary, scary, scary, how scary.<br /><br />Page 8<br /><br />Miki:		Can you stop stalking me please!<br />Girl:		What...<br />Girl:		I mean...<br /><br />Page 9<br /><br />Girl:		You're the stalker.<br />Girl:		You were always following us.  You were always staring this way.<br />		Did you think we didn't notice!?<br />Girl:		Right, Nii-chan!<br />Miki:		Do you mean instead of letting me go free, you were really just stalking me!?<br />Miki:		Scary.<br />Girl:		What!?<br />Girl:		Nii-chan she's scary, she's a stalker.<br /><br />Page 10<br /><br />Guy:		I'm sorry<br />Guy:		for all those stalker-like things, Miki-san.<br />Guy:		On the way home from school, I saw you at the station and it was love at first sight<br />		But I'm terrible with girls and I didn't know what to do.<br />Guy:		So I looked into your type.<br />		I wore those type of clothes,<br />		I drank milk to grow tall,<br />		I put on sun block so I absolutely wouldn't burn,<br />		I even got surgery on my face.<br />		But I didn't want to be thought of as a stalker so I portrayed my little sister as my<br />		girlfriend.  I could only watch you from afar.<br />Guy:		Miki-san, will you please go out with me!!<br />Guy:		I really, really like you.<br />Miki:		W..<br />Miki:		W..<br /><br />Page 10<br /><br />Miki:		Who<br />Miki:		would go out with you!<br />Miki:		Is this all stalkers got!<br />		Don't come in my sight again! Got it!?<br />Girl:		Nii-chan, you’re a stalker...  You're the worst.  Seriously, die.<br />Miki:		I did it! I did it!<br />Miki:		I did it!<br />Miki:		I nailed that stalker<br />Miki:		with a right lariat.<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40028</id>
        <title>Translation: Sora ga Haiiro dakara 5</title>
        <updated>2014-06-28T00:32:56+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40028" />
        <summary type="html">Title Page<br /><br />The Girl Inside the Girl Inside the Girl<br /><br />Page 1<br /><br />Kami:		Kuga-senpai!<br /><br />Kaori Kami<br />Age 17<br /><br />Ryou Kuga<br />Age 18<br /><br />Kami:		Come to club!<br />Kami:		The 3rd years all have university entrance exams and quit, there is only us two left!<br />Kami:		What are you doing going home!<br />Kuga:		Kami, huh.<br />Kuga:		Guys and craft club, you see, I only joined because there were <br />		a lot of girls when I entered school.<br />Kami:		If you're talking about girls there is a drop dead gorgeous one right here!!<br />Kuga:		Speaking of which, I'm preparing for entrance exams too.<br /><br />Page 2<br /><br />Kami:		If there aren’t any actual activities I'll be in trouble as the club director.<br />Kami:		I'll pay close attention and teach you, so come Kuga-senpai!! Do it!!<br />Kuga:		What are talking about? You're pretty clumsy yourself.<br />Kuga:		When you first entered club. You stabbed yourself with such<br />		reckless abandon that there were rumors that you were a natural masochist.<br />Kami:		But if you learn to make clothes you'll be popular<br />Kuga (background):	What do you mean but?<br />Kami (background):	Shut up!<br />Kami:		Senpai, you don't have appeal as a guy.  So come!<br />Kuga:		I want to take clothes off girls more than put them on.<br />Kuga:		I'm on the side that just can't help but want to see a girl naked.<br /><br />Page 3<br /><br />Kami:		Strip...<br />Kami:		Naked...<br />Kami:		I, I, I, I won't show you!<br />Kuga:		I wasn't really saying that I want to see you naked.<br />Kuga:		Lately I've been wanting to see someone naked so much<br />		I started wondering why I desire it so much.<br />Kuga:		Why do I feel the naked body is sexy?<br />		Why aren't clothes sexy?<br />Kuga:		From just one or two pieces of cloth, the waves of my lust rise and fall.<br />Kami:		Gross.<br /><br />Page 4<br /><br />Kuga:		Even though I've been thinking about this, I've never been at that stage with a girl<br />		so I can only imagine why.<br />Kami:		Ehhh!!<br />Kami:		Senpai, you've never had a girlfriend.<br />Kuga:		Why do you look so happy?  Have you ever had one?<br />Kami:		Haaa!?<br />		I have millions of boyfriends!!<br />		I have millions of men in my lap!!<br />		Unlike you, senpai!!<br />Kuga:		What do you mean millions, that’s an entire city isn't it.<br />Kami:		Well, truthfully, I haven't had a lover yet.<br />Kuga:		Hmmmmm, well let's continue.<br />Kuga:		It's probably because normally the clothes cover the body that you want to see it.<br />Kuga:		Men after all, are romanticists who embrace the unknown.<br /><br />Page 5<br /><br />Kuga:		Continuing with that logic, wouldn’t you be even more excited<br />Kuga:		by what’s on the other side of the skin, the organs.<br />Kuga:		Never mind the clothes, I want to take off the skin.<br />Background:	The girl inside the girl inside the girl.<br />Box:		Skin removed.<br />Kami:		Wai, wai , wai wait.  To finish with that offhand remark is just too dark.<br /><br />Page 6<br /><br />Kami:		Senpai, you're too gross!<br />		So gross!<br />		So damn gross!<br />Kuga:		I think it's a road all guys take though.<br />Kuga:		You normally can't see a woman naked on TV.<br />Kuga:	But in health and medical TV shows you can even see the insides of a young girl’s organs. 	Is it alright to be excited by this? Is it wrong?  I remember the guilty feeling excitement.<br />Kami:		Please stop talking!<br />Kuga:		Think about it, for instance take a really neat and clean ojou-sama<br />		Contrary to here looks her lungs are completely black and unhealthy.<br />		Isn't that huge gap obscene?<br />Kami:		Like I know!! She's probably just a nicotine addict!<br />Kami:		Kuga-senpai, you're gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross<br />Kami:		So gross!<br />Kami:		So, so gross!<br />Kuga:		What? Am I really that gross?<br />Kami:		You're too gross.  A pervert like you will never make a girlfriend in their whole life!<br />Kami:		If there ever was a person that would be your girlfriend, <br />		it would only be one person in the world.<br />		One out of 3.4 billion.  <br />		If you were ever to meet a girl like that it would be a miracle.<br /><br />Page 7<br /><br />Kuga:		Really?  Am I really that gross?  I'll never be popular.  <br />		Will I never be able to see a girl naked?<br />Kami:		That's right!<br />Kami:		You're too gross.  If it was any other girl but me,<br />		Right now they would be throwing up so much they'd die.<br />		But I'm completely fine!<br />Kuga:		Well I could only have this talk with you, Kami.<br />Kuga:		This talk,<br />Kuga:		Is just our secret.<br />Kami:		Laaaame!<br />Kami:		Gross.  Please don't touch me, dummy.<br />Kuga:		What are you getting all worked up about?  That's dangerous.<br /><br />Page 8<br /><br />Page 9<br /><br />Kuga:		Don't jump out suddenly!  Do you want to become ground meat?<br />Kuga:		You dummy<br /><br />Page 10<br /><br />Kuga:		It’s not like I want to see your organs!<br />Kami:		...<br />Kami:		If it's you...<br />		I can how you my organs.<br />Kuga:		...<br />Kami:		Senpai...<br /><br />Page 11<br /><br />Kuga:		?  What do you mean show me your organs?  <br />		Do you mean you wanted to get hit by the truck and die?<br />Kami:		Who cares about that right now!<br />		Speaking of which your way to slow!<br />Kuga:		You made a weird distorted face in pain.  <br />		Does it hurt somewhere? Do you have to go to the hospital?<br />Kami:		Uaaaa<br />Kuga:		Ouch. What you’re perfectly fine.  You're weird Kami.<br />Kuga:		I don't want to hear that from you, senpai!<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40014</id>
        <title>Translation: Sora ga Haiiro dakara 11</title>
        <updated>2014-06-25T19:38:09+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40014" />
        <summary type="html">Title Page<br />&quot;The thing called living&quot;<br /><br />Page 1<br /><br />Student:		Yes! It's finally lunch.<br />Student:		I'm hungry<br /><br />(SFX people loudly talking)<br /><br />Page 2<br /><br />Matsui:			Are you eating lunch all by yourself?<br /><br />Page 3<br /><br />Matsui:			Wada-san, I wonder why you are eating in a place like this<br />			all by yourself?<br /><br />(SFX:	scheming laughter)<br /><br />Wada:			Matsui-kun...<br />Wada:			Did you come here just to make fun of pitiful me?<br />Matsui:			How cold.  Pitiful? Make fun of you? No, no, no.<br />Matsui:			Forget that, are you going to eat what you have in your hand there?<br />Wada:			I am but...<br />Matsui:			Then hurry up!!<br /><br />Page 4<br /><br />Matsui:			Wada-san, a human, the pinnacle of life forms everywhere, has now just started<br />			eating her meal which is made up of many sacrifices!!<br />Matsui:			She starts her attack with the meatballs.<br />Matsui:			Her eyes lock on the target.  Using her shoulders, her arms, <br />			her hands, she holds her chopsticks and skillfully grabs it.<br />Matsui:			She brings it to her mouth!<br />Matsui:			She puts it in her mouth!!<br />Matsui:			She used her jaw muscles!!<br />Matsui:			She grinds it up with her teeth to make it easier to swallow!!<br />Matsui:			This movement is aided with her tongue!!<br />Matsui:			Making food easier to absorb is one of life's wisdoms!!<br />Matsui:			Using her throat muscles, like a worm, it passes through her throat!!<br />Matsui:			It crashes into her stomach!!<br /><br />Page 5<br /><br />Matsui:			And then, her stomach digests it and transforms it into energy <br />			for her daily activities.<br />Matsui:			Tomorrow's energy is obtained using the energy of today.<br />			This instant is the first step towards the future!!<br />			I'm getting fired up!!<br />Wada:			What are you doing?<br />			Can you please stop that sports commentary stuff?<br />Matsui:			I can't stop!<br />Matsui:			Ah.  Sorry, sorry.<br />Matsui:			Just as I thought, you're magnificent.<br /><br />Page 6<br /><br />Matsui:			The sight of you eating<br />Matsui:			is beautiful.<br />Wada:			....<br />Wada:			Are you being forced to play some kind of batsu game?<br />Matsui:			There it is!<br />			Before talking, you properly swallow what's in your mouth then you talk!!<br />Matsui:			All the girls in the classroom will open there mouths and talk while eating!!<br /><br />Page 7<br /><br />Matsui:			Anyways, the mouth has too many roles for just itself.<br />			It eats, talks, and breaths.<br />Matsui:			What is it: the ace, the 4th batter, and the captain!!<br /><br />	(**Side note: 4th batter is considered a very important batting position in baseball)<br /><br />Matsui:			Ah, sorry.  I've become heated all by myself.<br />Matsui:			Actually...<br />Matsui:			I find the sight of girls eating too sexy<br />Matsui:			I just can't handle it!!<br />Matsui:			Food, appetite.  It's lust! Lust!**<br />			It should be something completely private.<br />	<br />	(**Note: this is poorly translated can definitely be improved.<br />	(**Note: This is word play.  Appetite (食欲） is comprised of two kanji <br />		1) (食）food, 2) (欲)greed or desire)<br /><br />Matsui:			But the school mixes the boys and girls together and makes them eat together.<br />			It's ridiculous!!<br /><br />Page 8<br /><br />Matsui:			Eating in front of others is such a vulgar action!!<br />			People should have more shame!!<br />Matsui:			You think so too.  That's why you come here all by yourself to hide and eat!!<br />			You're just like me!!<br />Wada:			N<br />Wada:			You're wrong<br />Matsui:			Uooo, I can see your chewed food!!<br />Wada:			!!<br />Matsui:			But in the group of vulgarities, showing one's chewed food is just an 		 <br />			unpleasantry.  The same as student's underwear in full view at the <br />			station or on the train.<br />Wada:			...<br />Mastui:			But because it's you, you who has shame, I'm so passionate about it.<br />Mastui:			Speaking of which, it's about time you finished eating.<br />			Eat up, lustfully.<br /><br />Page 9<br /><br />Wada:			Don't stare at people eating.  It's creepy.<br />Matsui:			Its guy’s nature to want to look when they are told not to.<br />Matsui:			The sweet and clean Wada-san satisfies her desire!!<br />			In front of me, a boy, Wada satisfies her desire!!<br />Matsui:			In lust!! In instinct!!<br />			If she doesn't eat she'll die!!<br />			This is human!!<br />			Eating is part of human's nature of trying to live!!<br /><br />Page 10<br /><br />Matsui:			It passed through the throat.<br />Matsui:			It entered the stomach<br />Matsui:			This girl plans on digesting it!<br />Matsui:			And the stuff that isn't digested..<br />Wada:			Uoooooooooooo<br /><br />Page 11<br /><br />Matsui:			Ah, sorry, sorry. I just got excitied.  <br />			The sight of you eating is just so sweet.<br />Wada:			I said stop that!!<br />Matsui:			Do you always come here by yourself?<br />Wada:			Ya.  Is something wrong with that?<br />Matsui:			Maybe next time,<br />Matsui:			you want to eat together?<br />Wada:			...<br />Wada:			Y..<br /><br />Page 12<br /><br />Matsui:			Waaaa.  Never mind after all!<br />Matsui:			I'm just a high school student.  Eat alone with a girl.  What am I saying!<br />Matsui:			Sexual harassment has its limits.<br />			I'm the worst.<br />Matsui:			I'm sorry.<br />			Forget about all that just now,<br />Matsui:			Later<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40001</id>
        <title>Translation: Hyoujou Fubu Oneshot : Hyoujou Fubu</title>
        <updated>2014-06-23T23:38:35+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>4649</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/4649/releases/40001" />
        <summary type="html">** Preamble: culture and vocabulary notes***<br /><br />Hyoujou Fubu is play on the words Tenka Fubu (天下布武) which was Oda Nobunagas’s personal seal and roughly translates to “Under the heavens by force of arms.”  Hyoujou (氷上) means on ice.  So Hyoujou Fubu is “[conquer the] ice by force”  <br /><br />Suberi-gei (すべり芸) is a form of Japanese comedy.  Suberu literally means to slip/slide. In slang it can also mean failing to make someone laugh; in English to “bomb a joke” would be a synonym.  When a comedian fails to make someone laugh, there may be an awkward silence and a few chuckles.  Then from that silence everyone starts laughing.  Comedians who use that are called suberigei-jin or suberi artists<br /><br />*** /end of preamble ***<br /><br />Page 1<br /><br />Oda:		Actually, I've seen ghost like things many times!<br />		A ghost like old man that looked like Akihiro Miwa.<br />Oda:		Ah, maybe it was ghost like old lady that looked like Akihiro Miwa.<br />		(**Note: Akihiro Miwa, a singer, was an effeminate man and drag queen.)<br />		(**Wiki: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiro_Miwa">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihiro_Miwa</a>)<br />Reporter:	Was it Miwa? A Ghost? An old man? An old woman? Make up your mind!<br />Reporter:	Anyways, Oda.  You can't be seriously appearing in the <br />		Japan Exhibition wearing that costume?<br />Oda:		Maybe.<br />Reporter:	Does that mean you are intending to aim for laughs like always?<br />Reporter:	Frankly speaking it's not funny at all.  Is it going to be ok?<br />Oda:		That may be the case right now but...<br />Oda:		for the performance I'll also be wearing a bald cap.<br />Reporter:	Either way isn't funny at all.<br /><br />Page 2<br /><br />Reporter:	Tokugawa! Congratulations on first place in men's singles.<br />Reporter:	As one would expect of the front runner for next year’s Sochi Olympics.<br />Reporter:	What do you think of second place Oda who comes from the same hometown as you?<br />Tokugawa:	Oda?<br />		He's a stupid, lame suberi jerk.<br />Tokugawa:	I don't recognize him as a figure skater.<br />Tokugawa:	That lame suberi, cherry turd, giant areola.<br />Reporter:	What a long nickname!<br />Oda:		Tokugawa?<br />		He's strong.<br />Oda:		At the beginning, middle, and end, he doesn't make any mistakes.<br />Oda:		But I won't lose.<br />Reporter:	Um.. Oda you lost yesterday, didn’t you.<br />Reporter:	A lot of people also think that in terms of everyday life,<br />		his looks, popularity, and ability are all above yours.<br />Oda:		Even more his dick is huge!<br />Oda:		But I've been told before that my 6th sense is stronger than his.<br />Reporter:	What does that have to do with skating?<br />		Who told you that.<br />Oda:		Someone who looked exactly like Akihiro Miwa.<br />Reporter:	So annoying!<br /><br />Page 3<br /><br />In the 2006 Turin Winter Olympics Japan took gold in women's single figure skating.<br /><br />Tokugawa: 	Guys! Did you see that yesterday?<br />Tokugawa:	It was super cool, that Ina Bauer.<br /><br /><br />		(**Note: Reference to the figure skating move) <br />		(**Wiki: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Bauer_%28element%29#In_Japan">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Bauer_%28element%29#In_Japan</a>)<br /><br /><br />(Name: Ienari Tokugawa)<br /><br />Oda:		Ya!  I watched the DVDs in one go.<br />Oda:		I got super fired up during the fight against Gaines.<br />		<br />(Name: Nobusuke Oda)<br /><br />Touko:		Japan's technology is amazing, isn't it?<br />		It's ok even with 100 people on it.<br />		<br />		(Name: Touko Kinoshita)<br /><br />Narration:	At that time we were still in elementary school and our conversations never matched<br />		<br />Right box:	Talking about Ina Bauer<br />Middle Box:	Talking about Jack Bauer<br />Left Box:	Talking about Inaba shed.<br /><br />		(**Note: イナバ物置 (Inaba monooki) is a shed made by a Japanese company <br />		who advertised it as it can even support 100 people.)<br /><br />Narration:	but we were always together.<br />Narration:	All three of us attended the same skate club.<br />Oda:		Let's go get some coffee. It's Ienari's treat!<br />Tokugawa:	Wai.. why!<br />Touko:		Ahh, you're so great Ienari-kun.<br />Tokugawa:	Oh? Ok.<br />All:		Honey Latte! 5 sugars!!<br />Narration:	All of us had super sweet tooths.<br /><br />Page 4<br /><br />Touko:	Hey, I wonder if we can make the next Olympics.<br />Tokugawa:	You might be able to, you're the best of us Touko.<br />Touko:	Umm, this is the year of the dog...<br />		When the next Olympics...<br />		The year of the cat...?<br />Tokugawa:	There is no cat in the Chinese zodiac.<br />Oda:		Hey!  Touko! Ienari!<br />Oda:		I've perfected the Ina Bauer!<br />Tokugawa:	Something's not quite right!<br />Tokugawa:	I mean look out!<br />Oda:		Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww<br />Oda:		They said it would leave a scar but it won't cause any other problems.<br />Oda:		How does it look?<br />Tokugawa:	Yeah.. Absolutely no problems.<br />Oda:		At a glance it looks like a giant areola...<br />Oda:		and the scar on my stomach looks like an arrow.<br />Tokugawa:	No problems.<br />Narration:	All three of us had the same dream.<br />Oda:		There absolutely is a problem!  There is another Oda in our class.<br />		Whenever my name is written on the black board it will written as Oda (Areola)!<br />Touko:		It's ok.  We'll use the arrow and write this...<br /><br />	(Note: Chest says “not an areola”)<br /><br />Oda:		I don't think that’s going to change anything!<br />Narration:	We all wanted to go to the Olympics.  <br />		Something about the flashback scene choice was wrong though.<br /><br />Page 5<br /><br />Announcer:	Listen to these loud cheers,<br />Announcer:	The Nobleman on ice, Tokugawa Ienari.<br />Announcer:	That beautiful and magnificent technique!<br />Announcer:	That overwhelming expressive power.<br />Announcer:	Those chiseled good looks!<br />Announcer:	And that huge penis!<br />Crowd:		Kyaa<br />		He's beautiful<br />		It's huge<br />		Kyaaa		<br />		No way<br />		It's huge~~~<br />Announcer:	It's the second biggest in the world after Russia's Pluchinko.<br />	<br />	(**Note: chinko is colloquial for penis)<br /><br />Announcer:	On top of being granted looks and brains by the gods, he was also<br />		bestowed with a big penis.<br />Announcer:	That’s the worse comment.<br />Announcer:	The song is even a popular Western song.<br />Announcer:	You're “Hipster-ness” is showing.<br />Announcer:	The type that even for manga would ignore their local bookstore and go to<br />		The hip Village Vanguard to buy it.<br />Oda:		Touko!?<br />Oda:		Touko, where are you!?<br /><br />Page 6<br /><br />Touko:		What is it Nobu-chan.<br />Oda:		Uuuoo, you scared me!<br />Oda:		Hey, I wonder is this funny!?<br />Touko:		I don't hate it but,<br />		it might be too classic.<br />Oda:		Hmm, then maybe I'll go a little more surreal.<br />Announcer:	Next in men's singles we have Oda Nobusuke<br />Announcer:	Look, just by mentioning his name the stadium has returned to silence.<br />Announcer:	Every exhibition Oda is guilty of performing his lame jokes, is this ok?<br />Announcer:	It's ok.<br />Announcer:	Well, this exhibition has a strong reputation, but it is light in regulation.<br />Announcer:	Even if you are free to choose your own costume,<br />Announcer:	he's not even wearing skates.<br />Announcer:	He's making a whole in the ice, is this really ok?<br />Announcer:	Forget about the rules, he's even ignoring the law.<br />Announcer:	Ah, this is Wakasagi.  He's fishing for Wakasagi<br />Announcer:	Will we have to wait until he catches something?<br /><br />PAGE 7<br /><br />Announcer:	Oh, he's changing costumes now.<br />Announcer:	Yeah, if it's not well received he moves on to the next gag right away.<br />		This is a good decision I think.<br />Announcer:	Oh, cross dressing.<br />		This is another classic.<br />Announcer:	It's not very funny.  It's about the level of college student having a little<br />		too much to drink at a party.<br />Announcer:	Hahaha.<br />Announcer:	But up to now he would always bring out a simple dirty joke, so I can sense his growth.<br />Announcer:	Is that so?<br />Announcer:	Something sticking out isn't it.<br />Announcer:	He has brought out the worst joke.<br />Narration:	Even if everyone in the world doesn't laugh,<br />Oda:		Touko! Did you see it!? Was it good!<br />Narration:	as long as just Touko laughs, that's fine<br />Oda:		And, I actually caught something.<br />Touko:		Huh? It's over?<br />Touko:		Sorry, I was playing Animal Crossing<br />Touko:		But, it was the time that Fumitarou came over<br />Oda:		Who's Fumitarou!!?<br /><br />PAGE 8<br /><br />Oda:		Touko, are you ok?<br />		Is it alright that you left the hospital?<br />Touko:		Hey, Nobu-chan<br />		This is the year of the snake right?<br />Touko:		Why wasn't the cat included in the Chinese zodiac?<br />Oda:		Hm? Are you stupid.  It was just the fate of the cat.<br />Touko:		Is that it, that's why Neko Hiroshi wasn't included in Cambodia’s delegation too.<br />	(**Note: Neko Hiroshi a Japanese comedian known for cat persona act.  <br />Also a marathon runner who got Cambodia citizenship and also with some controversy was chosen to run in the Olympics for them)<br />	(**wiki: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Hiroshi">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Hiroshi</a>)<br /><br />Oda:		That has nothing really to do with it though.<br />Touko:		Fate huh, the cat must hast have been frustrated<br />Oda:		Hiroshi too.<br />Tokugawa:	What are you grumbling about?<br />Oda:		What's with that useless cool entry?<br />Tokugawa:	It's about time you stop that stupid act.<br />		You won't gain anything from it.<br />Oda:		I caught five fish.<br />Tokugawa:	What are you going to do gaining Wakasagi?<br />Oda:		Ah, Sorry can I get a honey latte with 5 sugars.<br />Tokugawa:	Hey listen to..<br />		Ah, I'll have one too.<br />Touko:		Me too.<br />Tokugawa:	Do you not want to go to the Olympics Nobu...<br />		For Touko’s sake too...<br />		Now's the time to polish our skills and raise our ratings.<br />Oda:		Excuse me, one Bagna Cauda please.<br />Tokugawa:	What will you do with raising you women's level?<br /><br />PAGE 9<br /><br />Oda:		Even if it's just us two that go?<br />		Unless all three of us go together there's no point! Right?<br />Tokugawa:	...<br />Touko:		Ya...<br />Oda:		Forget about that.  I've thought about my next gag!<br />Oda:		I'm going to pair with an imaginary sumo wrestler<br />		What do you think?<br />Touko:		It's fine isn't it.<br />Oda:		Ohhh,  I can see it now!<br />Tokugawa:	Oy..<br />Tokugawa:	Can you see something over there?<br />Oda:		I can certainly see a vision.<br />Oda:		Touko bursting into laughter!<br />		and the crowd somewhat.<br />Oda:		Because that’s all I have.<br />		Well you can quickly go off to the Olympics.<br />Tokugawa:	As usual I can't have a conversation with you.<br />		Don't underestimate the Olympics.<br />		If that's how you feel then hurry up and quit.<br />		You stupid suberi ass.<br />Oda:		That's right. I'm not really suited for Figure skating, my body's<br />		balance is critically bad.<br />Oda:		Because my left areola is huge, I lean to the left.<br />		Because of someone's fault!<br />Tokugawa:	That was an accident!  Anyways your nipple isn't that heavy.<br />Oda:		Oh my left nipple.  I can't use it anymore.<br />Touko:		They're fighting again.<br />Tokugawa:	It had no purpose in the first place!  It's not something guys need.<br /><br />PAGE 10<br /><br />Oda:		I do need it!<br />Oda:		It's an important erotic zone!<br />Tokugawa:	That’s what I’m saying, for a lifelong virgin like you there is no use!<br />Waitress:	Here's two honey lattes.<br />Oda:		I.. I'm not a virgin.<br />		You're one aren't you?<br />Tokugawa:	I.... I'm not a virgin either.<br />Touko:		You don't have to think of me.<br />Touko:		You two just do whatever you want.<br />Narration:	Touko<br />Narration:	was said by coach to have the outstanding skating talent seen <br />		only once every 100 years.<br />Narration:	Both me and Ienari liked that Touko.<br />Oda:		Mine was cooler right?<br />Tokugawa:	I.. I was.<br />Touko:		Hmmmm..  which one.<br />		Overwhelmingly Ienari-kun.<br />Oda:		Overwhelmingly!?<br />Narration:	But she also had an incurable disease said to only effect one in a million people.<br />Narration:	Soon she was spending more time on a hospital bed than on the ice.<br />Touko:		I'm dumb.<br />Touko:		So it's nice now that I get more time to study.<br />		So don't make such faces.<br />Touko:		Right now I'm probably smarter than you two. Hehe.<br />Touko:		Stupid, Stupid.<br /><br />PAGE 11<br /><br />Touko:		Did you know?<br />		Hideyoshi was said to fill his wallet from the cuckoo killed by Nobunaga<br />	(Note: reference to the famous senryu of the three daimyou: Nobunagana, Hideyoshi, Tokugawa.)<br />	(**link: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amadori.org/html_and_images/html/read4real/hototogisu.pdf">http://www.amadori.org/html_and_images/html/read4real/hototogisu.pdf</a>)<br /><br />Tokugawa:	When you get better... let's all skate together again.<br />Oda:		The three of us are going to the Olympics!<br />Touko:		Yeah!<br /><br />SFX:		Click (door shutting)<br /><br />Ienari:		The doctors said...<br />		she would never skate again<br />Tokugawa:	Damn it<br />Oda:		...<br />Oda:		Is that all doctors are...<br />Oda:		They can't even fix one areola,<br />		one illness.<br />Oda:		I don't believe those bald quacks.<br />Narration:	From that time on<br /><br />PAGE 12<br /><br />Narration:	My dream changed to making Touko laugh.<br />Doctor:		It's broken.<br />Oda:		I don't believe it!<br />Doctor:		Here look at the X-ray<br />Narration:	If medicine couldn't return her smile<br />Narration:	then I'll do it with laughter.<br />Reporter:	Excuse me everyone, we are going to go live.<br />		Can we get all of the skaters in frame please.<br />Reporter:	Tokugawa, can you please say &quot;After this&quot;<br />Reporter:	And then every together say &quot;Dreams On Ice 2013!&quot; please.<br />Tokugawa:	After this!<br />	<br />	Top middle: Live<br />	Bottom right: Right after this!<br />Oda:		Maguro<br />Oda:		Two nights in a row.<br />Everyone:	Oy!<br />Everyone:	Oy, you there, you Watari Tetsuya!<br /><br />	(Note: Maguro was a Japanese television drama about a fisherman. <br />	Watari Tetsuya was the lead actor, who Oda is impersonating)<br /><br />Reporter:	Um, let me apologize for the wrong information and broadcasting<br />		that suspicious person.<br />Tokugawa:	Are you a child!<br />Oda:		Do you think the joke was a bit too old!?<br />Touko:		Maybe<br />Oda:		Speaking of which<br />		If you do it with me there is no point!<br /><br />PAGE 13<br /><br />Touko:		Next should we reveal the inside of Naoto Inti Raymi's bag?<br />Oda:		Speaking of which, don't come into the men's change room.<br />		It's full of asses.<br />Oda:		Huh?  Touko have you seen my skates?<br />Touko:		I was keeping them warm for you!<br />	(Culture Note: This is a reference to Hideyoshi who was a sandal bearer for Oda.<br />	He impressed Oda by keeping his sandals warm under his kimono)<br />Oda:		They're covered in blood!?<br />Tokugawa:	What are you doing?<br />		This place is off limits to everyone but participants.<br />Oda:		I'm a skater though.<br />Tokugawa:	This time it’s for the top 5 from last tournament and pro's only.<br />Tokugawa:	Last time you were 8th right?<br />Oda:		8th is no good!!?<br />Tokugawa:	Of course it’s no good. Who do you think you are? Renhou?<br /><br />	(Renhou wiki: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renh%C5%8D">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renh%C5%8D</a>)<br /><br />Tokugawa:	Because you keep doing those acts, you keep falling.  <br />		At this rate the Olympics are hopeless.<br />Oda:		Hmm.  I'm fine.<br />		I keep telling you, if all three of us can't go there is no point.<br />Tokugawa:	It's impossible for all three of us to go together.<br />Oda:		Don't be so direct.<br />Oda:		Fine then.  I'll just wear a red and white stripe shirt, act as your supervisor<br />		and get into photos.<br />Background:	Is that Kazuo Umezu-sensei?<br />		No, no it's Waldo.<br />		<br />	(Note: Kazuo Emezo is a manga artist known for his love of red and white stripe shirts)<br /><br />Tokugawa:	Wake up Nobu...<br />		It hurts to look at you...<br />Tokugawa:	Who's laughing!?<br />Oda:		Touko is!!<br /><br />Page 14<br /><br />Tokugawa:	That's the most<br />		Impossible person!<br />Oda:		Ie...<br />		Ienari..?<br />Tokugawa:	I wanted the three of us to go the Olympics together too.<br />		If Touko was still alive...<br />Oda:		What's he saying...<br />Tokugawa:	You’re right here...<br />		Right? Touko!<br />Oda		Right here...<br />Background:	Can you see something over there?<br />Background:	Suspicious person<br />Background:	Two honey lattes.<br /><br />Page 15<br /><br />Oda:		... She was here...<br />Oda:		You’re here right!!<br />Oda:		Touko!<br />Touok:		Huh?<br />Oda:		Ah, you’re here.<br />Touko:		Nobu-chan...<br />		You really should know...<br />Touko:		You cried a lot at the funeral…<br />		I saw you.<br />Oda:		But...	<br />		But you…<br />Oda:		Just showed up so naturally!<br />Oda:		Then I thought you were still alive and it was all a bad dream!<br />		We even traded Pokemon<br />Touko:		Nobu-chan, let's trade Pokemon<br />Oda:		Huh!?<br />		Su...sure.<br />Touko:		It's not a dream...<br />		Unfortunately it's true...<br />Oda:		...Why are you still here...<br />Touko:		Because I'm stupid...<br />Touko:		I don't know the way of moving on.<br />Oda:		You don't know!?<br />		Don't you just float away!?<br />		Like poof?<br />Touko:		But, you don't learn it in compulsory education.<br />Oda:		We haven't learned it in high school yet either!?<br /><br />Page 16<br /><br />Oda:		You must have some regrets after all<br />Touko:		I don't.<br />		It's fate, right.<br />Oda:		What about the cat not being in the Chinese Zodiac.<br />Touko:		...I think it must have hurt.<br />Oda:		And what about you not being able to skate?<br />Touko:		It hurts...<br />Oda:		Alright,<br />		Let’s make the three of ours dream<br />		a reality.<br /><br />2014 Russia<br />Sochi Olympics<br /><br />Page 17<br /><br />Announcer:	Even on this world stage, he showed us a wonderful performance.<br />		The nobleman on ice, Ienari Tokugawa.<br />Announcer:	His dick really was huge.<br />Announcer:	Ohh,  but his points are just barely behind that of Pluchinko.<br />		Unfortunately he won't be able to get gold.<br />Announcer:	Oh, it's still too early for you to be making your finishing pose Pluchinko.<br />Announcer:	Japan still has one skater left.<br />Announcer:	Japan's proud areola.<br />Announcer:	The angels halo, Nobusuke Oda.<br />Announcer:	This past year he has sealed away his bad jokes and performed seriously.<br />		and was picked as a representative of Japan.<br />Announcer:	His talent was unnaturally high in the beginning.<br />		..Huh?<br />Announcer:	This is..<br />Announcer:	Ehh... pair skating movement.<br />Annoucer:	He's lifting something up…<br />Annoucner:	He can't be...<br />		Like an air guitar, he's performing a pair performance by himself...<br /><br />Page 18<br /><br />Announcer:	No way..<br />		That bad of a joke at the Olympics...<br />Annoucer:	Is this why he sealed away his bad jokes...<br />Announcer:	So that he could do his suberi act on the world stage...<br />Annoucner:	He's the worst!<br />Announcer:	Up to now he's received the strictest warnings.<br />Announcer:	Anyways why hasn't this guy been stopped?<br />Narration:	Because he's always been above me.<br />Narration:	In skating.<br />Touko:		But<br />Touko:		Nobu-chan is funnier so I like him!<br />Narration:	And love<br /><br />Page 19<br /><br />Reporter:	Oda's really done it, hasn't he.<br />Tokugawa:	He really has.<br />		I want to apologize to everyone in Japan<br />Tokugawa:	On this grand world stage<br />Tokugawa:	That you had to watch this suberi-gei, I am very sorry.<br />Tokugawa:	But...<br />Tokugawa:	Figure skaters are people<br />Tokugawa:	who slide on cold surfaces.<br /><br />	(**Note: A lame joke in Japanese is sometimes called a &quot;Cold Joke&quot;)<br /></summary>
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