水城主演の映画制作が決まった。相手役は志穂、砂名とはちょっといい仲だ。でも、世間では水城といい仲だと思われているだめ、水城ファンから嫌がらせを受けている。それを知った砂名は...!? Mizuki is the lead actor in a new movie that’s under production. His love interest in the film is Sana’s close friend, Shiho. But the masses confuse Sana with Naoki and think that she’s actually close to Mizuki, which leads to Mizuki’s fans tormenting the girl. What will Sana do when he finds out...?!
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マーガレットコミックス 少年進化論①～② MARGARET Comics Shounen Shinkaron 1-2
♥ “I love pandas, skulls, crosses and military paraphernalia, so my house is overflowing with that kind of stuff. I’m mesmerized by the black and white contrast with the pandas and skulls and wreak of military otaku (lol) everyday. *Yawns*” By Kusanagi Toshiki
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＜いままでのお話＞ <Story Synopsis>
藤崎砂名は１４歳。人気アイドルの麻生水城に顔が似てるため目立たないように学校生活を過ごしている。実は水城は砂名の父・直樹で年齢をごまかして芸能活動をしているのだ。 Fujisaki Sana is 14 years old. He tries not to stand out at school since he looks just like the popular star Asou Mizuki. Surprisingly enough, Mizuki is Sana’s father, Naoki. He has been lying about his age while working in the entertainment industry.
ある日、砂名は直樹の変わりに出た番組で、水城の曲を歌うことに？！だが、砂名達の秘密を知るアイドルの泉志穂がかばってくれた。 One day, Sana was supposed to sing one of Mizuki’s songs when he appeared on a talk show in place of Naoki! Luckily, idol Izumi Shiho, who knew about Sana’s secret, was able to cover for him.
砂名が学校へ行くと皆の様子が変？なんと直樹が変わりに登校し、文化祭で水城のマネをすると言ったからだった！！ 砂名は志穂から励まされ音痴ながらも歌いきることができた。 At school, everyone started treating Sana strangely. Apparently Naoki had gone to school in place of Sana and told everyone he would do a Mizuki impersonation at the school festival!! Shiho gave Sana the strength to sing even though he’s tone deaf.
そんな時、砂名の落とした生徒手帳を小松先生が拾ってくれた。手帳の中身を見て父は水城とバレてしまう。小松は中学生の時から直樹に恋をしていた。だが、親子の絆に入り込むことができないと悟り小松は直樹を諦める...。 Komatsu-sensei picked up the student ID Sana dropped at the festival. Mizuki’s true identity got busted when she looked inside of it. Komatsu had a crush on Naoki ever since middle school. But once she realized Naoki and Sana’s bonds were too strong for her to weasel through, she gave up on him.
♥くわしい物語は、「少年進化論」①巻（発売中）でどうぞ！！ ♥ For more details, please buy Shounen Shinkaron Volume 1 (Now on sale)!!
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麻生水城がさ Magazine: Asou Mizuki is
進化をとげる Magazine: evolving even more
ねぇ見て見てほら――― Girl1: Hey, look! Check this out!
麻生水城主演の映画だって――― Girl1: Asou Mizuki’s gonna star in a movie!
え―――うそ見た～い！！ Girl2: What?! No way! I wanna see it!!
いついつ？どんな役？ Girl3: When’s it coming out? What’s his role?!
えーっとね Girl1: Let’ see...
来年公開予定で Girl1: It’s coming out next year...
物静かで優しい高校生の役なんだってー Girl1: ...and he’ll play a quiet, kind high schooler.
え―――みずき演技しなくてもまんまじゃんねー Girl2: Seriously?! Mizuki doesn’t even have to act to play that role!
楽しみ――― Girl2: I’m so excited!
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だ... He’s...
ねー相手だれー？ Girl2(handwritten): Who’s his love interest?
だまされてる... ...deceiving them.
今や世界的人気のアイドル麻生水城 Asou Mizuki is an internationally famous star.
プライベートは一切不明 Nothing is known about his personal life.
天使のごとき素直な可愛らしさが売りの16歳 His angelic honesty and cute looks are this 16 year old’s selling points.
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「物静かで優しい」 “Quiet and kind”...
んだとこらあ！！ Naoki: What the hell?!
まさにこの言葉にぴったりの彼は ...are supposed to describe him perfectly, but...
主演がもうひとりいるだと？ Naoki: You’re telling me there’s a co-star?
...へーえ Naoki: Really, now...
それはそれは Naoki(handwritten): My, my.
この天下のアイドル麻生水城の隣にお名前並べられる奴がこの世に存在するとは世の中フシギでいっぱいだな Naoki: Isn’t the world an amazing place for there to be someone good enough to line their name next to the supreme star Asou Mizuki?
ああ！？ Naoki(handwritten): Well?!
マネージャー。 Sign: Manager.
しょおがねぇだろがよ！！ Sugino: It’s not my fault!!
俺に言うな―――ッ Sugino(handwritten): Don’t whine to me!!
実は年齢を13歳も若く偽った傲慢この上ない Actually, he’s extremely arrogant and a good 13 years older than he claims.
１児の父藤崎直樹29歳だった He’s 29 year old Fujisaki Naoki, father of one.
ぜ...全然物静かで優しくない Sana: H-He isn’t the least bit quiet and kind.
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...砂名 Naoki: Sana...
え...っ Sana: Huh?!
びく。 SFX: Jumps.
な...なに？ Sana: Wh-What is it?
お前もパパが帰ってくるまでにメシの用意くらいしとけ―――！！ Naoki: The least you can do is have dinner ready for me when I get home from work!!
なっ Sana(handwritten): Why--
何で俺にあたるんだよ―――っっ Sana: Why are you taking it out on me?!
うわ―――ッ SFX: Whaaaa!
...っ Sana: ...!
ひ... Sana: You’re...
ひどいよ Sana: ...horrible,
父さん...っ Sana: Dad!
主役だろうがなんだろうが関係ないですよ Naoki: It really doesn’t matter if I’m the star or not.
映画を観に来てくれる皆さんが楽しめるようにがんばって演技するだけです Naoki: I just want to do the best acting job I can so everyone will enjoy the movie.
って前にテレビで言ってたくせに―――っ！！ Sana: Isn’t that what you said on TV the other day?!!
うるせぇ Naoki(handwritten): Whatever!
俺が目立たねぇ映画がおもしれぇワケあるか！！ Naoki: There’s no way that movie’ll be any good if I don’t get to shine!!
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大体なぁ客は映画を観に来るんじゃなくて Naoki: After all, the audience isn’t going to see the movie;
俺を Naoki(handwritten): its ME
観に来んだよ Naoki: they’re going to see.
言いきった！！ He actually said it!!
ど～ん。 SFX: Da-dom!
...とっかで聞いたセリフだよ... Sugino(handwritten): I think I’ve heard that somewhere before... (Note: Naoki says a line very similar to this in Shounen Shinkaron plus.)
あーハラへった メシー。 Naoki(handwritten): I’m starving! Need food!
そして彼の実の息子藤崎砂名（１４）は And yet again his son, Fujisaki Sana (Age: 14)...
この理不尽な父のもと今日も変わらず大変な日々を送っていた ...is put through yet another hellish day thanks to his outrageous father.
じょ―――。 SFX: Sizzle.
...あながちウソじゃない分タチが悪いよね... Sana: The fact that it isn’t a total lie makes it all the worse.
はー... SFX: Sighs...
プシ SFX: Flip.
―――で Naoki: So?
相手誰よ Naoki: Who is it?
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ああもうひとりの主役？ Sugino: Oh, you mean the co-star?
いやそれがまだよく分かんねぇんだけどさ Sugino: I’m actually not sure about that myself.
役に立たねぇジャーマネだな杉野さんたら Naoki: Sugino-san, you’re such a worthless manager. あららびっくりよ。 Naoki(handwritten): My, my. What a surprise.
...悪かったな Sugino: Well, excuse me.
内容は... Sugino: The plot...
えーっとお前ともうひとりの主演の奴が兄弟とかなんとかで――― Sugino: ...focuses on you and your brother, who will be played by your co-star.
物静かで心優しい兄ちゃん役がお前 Sugino: You’re playing the role of the quiet and kind older brother...
でいじっぱりで素直じゃない弟と同時に一人の女の子を好きになるっていう Sugino: ...who falls in love with the same girl as his stubborn and obnoxious younger brother.
カチャ SFX: Clunk
カチャ SFX: Clunk
はふん SFX: Shut
まよくある三角関係ものの恋愛映画だな Sugino: It’s a movie with the stereotypical love-triangle.
あー客やっぱお前だけ見にくるわ。 Sugino(handwritten): Jeez, the only reason the audience will watch it is to see you.
あ Sana(handwritten): Oh,
相手役の女の人はもう決まってるんですか？ Sana: have they decided who gets to play the main girl?
ああさなちゃんの彼女だよ Sugino: Yep. It’s gonna be your girlfriend,
泉志穂ちゃん Sugino: Izumi Shiho-chan.
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どき。 SFX: Thump.
え... Sana: Huh?
かかかか彼女だなんてそんな Sana: Sh-Sh-She isn’t my g-girlfriend!
はは SFX: Ha Ha
でも付き合ってんでしょ？ Sugino: But you’re dating, aren’t you?
付き合っ Sana: Dating?!
そ...そりゃ俺泉さんのこと好きだけど Sana: O-Of course I really like Izumi-san,
ででででも俺一度もちゃんと付き合って下さいとか好きですって言ったわけじゃないし――― Sana: b-b-b-but I’ve never asked her to be my girlfriend or told her I love her or anything like that!
...へぇ Naoki: Hmmm...
ヒロインかよ出世したもんだな Naoki: She’s the heroine? She’s moved up in the world.
志穂ちゃんたら。 Naoki(handwritten): Way to go, Shiho-chan.
キスシーンとかあったりせいて Naoki: What if there’s a kiss scene?
カチャン。 SFX: Crash.
エッチシーンとかあったらパパ恥ずかしいなー Naoki: I’ll be so embarrassed if there’s a make-out scene...
うわああああああ Sana: Whaaaaaaa!
バターン SFX: Slam
ああッ Sugino(handwritten): Ahh!
さなちゃん！！ Sugino: Sana-chan!!
こら水城―っっ Sugino: That’s enough, Mizuki!!
ぎゃーははは SFX: Gwaa ha ha ha
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ひどい！！ He’s horrible!!
ぜったい父さんおもしろがってるよ Sana: I just know Dad’s getting a riot out of this.
キスシーンとかあったりして Naoki: What if there’s a kiss scene?
エッチシーンとか Naoki: Or a make-out scene?
――――っっ Sana: ----!!
がば SFX: Whump!
あれー Shiho: Oh, really?
麻生さんに聞いちゃったんだすか Shiho: So Asou-san already told you about it?
残念です――私が一番に砂名さんにお伝えしたかったなぁ Shiho: Too bad! I really wanted to be the first to tell you.
いっ...いえおめでとうございます Sana: I-It’s all good. Congrats on your part.
絶対観に行きます Sana: I promise I’ll go see the movie!
父さんじゃなくて泉さんを！！ Sana(handwritten): I’m seeing it for Izumi-san, not Dad!!
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あ... Sana: Oh...
あの―――... Sana: Um....
でも...どうしたんですか砂名さん Shiho: Is something troubling you, Sana-san?
なにか心配事でもあるみたい... Shiho: It sounds like you’re worried about something...
どき。 SFX: Thump.
い...いえ Sana: N-Nah,
な...なんでも Sana: it’s n-nothing...
キスシーンとかあったりして――― Naoki(handwritten): What if there’s a kiss scene?
エッチシーンとか Naoki(handwritten): Or a make-out scene?
なんでもないんです Sana: It’s nothing at all!
さ...さすがにこれはやっぱり Sana: I-I can’t bring myself to ask...
そ...そうですか Shiho: A-Are you sure...?
すみません...聞けません Sana(handwritten): I’m sorry, but I just can’t ask...
元気出して下さいね Shiho: Please try to cheer up!
は...はい Sana: O-Okay.
泉さんも Sana: And Izumi-san,
おしごとがんばって下さい Sana: good luck with your work.
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...あんた何やってんの？ Shido: What the heck are you doing?
電話？ Shido: On your cell?
もうリハ始まってんだけど...余裕だね Shido: Rehearsal’s already started and here you’re slacking...
あわわ Shiho: Uh-oh!
すっ...すみません Shiho: I’m s-sorry!
あっ Shiho: Oh!
お...お久しぶりです――― Shiho: L-Long time no see.
えーとえーと........今日の「歌ヒット」ご一緒なんですか Shiho: So...um...weren’t you on Hit Songs today with me?
このあいだは台本ありがとうございましたー Shiho(handwritten): Thanks for lending me your script the other day.
.......あんた Shido: Don’t tell me.....
もしかしてまだ俺の名前覚えてないのかよ Shido: ...you don’t remember my name, do you?
ほんっとアタマ悪いね！！ Shido(handwritten): You are such an idiot!!
ご...ごめんなさい～～～ Shiho: I-I’m sorry~!
びくびく SFX: Tremble Tremble
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だいたいそんなんだからいつまでたっても台本ひとつ――― Shido: This is why you take so damn long to memorize a single script.
志度さん Shiho: Shido-san!
志度さんです――― Shiho: You’re Shido-san.
かー。 SFX: Blushes.
そうだけど... Shido: Yeah, that’s right...
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き、きけなかった... Sana(handwritten): I couldn’t ask her...
お前あんまりさなちゃんいじめんなよな Sugino: you really shouldn’t tease Sana-chan so much.
かわいそうに。 Sugino(handwritten): The poor kid.
少年進化論 Shounen Shinkaron—Theory of Boy’s Evolution
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そんな 僕がいつ砂名さんを？ Naoki: Come now, when did I ever tease Sana-san?
あ...今「天使バージョン」か... Sugino: Geh... He’s in “Angelic Mode”...
とひはだ SFX: Goosebumps
相変わらず気持ち悪... Sugino(handwritten): It’s so creepy when he does that...
でも実際のところどうなんだよ Sugino: But seriously, what do you think?
あのふたり付き合ってるかどうかははっきりしてないにしてもさなちゃんは泉ちゃんのこと好きなんだろ？ Sugino: Even though they haven’t made it clear if they’re dating or not, doesn’t Sana-chan really like Izumi-chan?
なんかふたりとも進展ないからさなんつーかこー... Sugino: Their relationship doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, so, you know...
おじさん心配 Note: The worries of an old man
砂名の女好みなんざ知るかよ Naoki: Like I care about Sana’s taste in women.
放っときゃいいんじゃねぇの？ Naoki: Why don’t we just leave them be?
ほっときゃって... Sugino: You mean ignore them...?
アナタ父親でしょ Sugino(handwritten): Aren’t you supposed to be his dad?
ったく Sugino(handwritten): I swear...
とにかくだなー ただでさえ あのふたりなかなか会えねぇんだからこれ以上不安にさせちゃマズイだろーが Sugino: At any rate, they hardly ever get to see each other, so we shouldn’t put any additional strain on their relationship.
っとそろそろアイサツ来る時間だな Sugino: It’s about time for them to come greet you. (Note: Generally younger actors are expected to greet their senpai before the first filming.)
水城様 Sign: Mizuki-sama
ち、 Naoki(handwritten): Tsch!
たりぃなー 誰だよ ったく Naoki: This sucks. Who the hell’s coming anyway? つーか Sugino(handwritten): I think...
...お前控室戻ったとたんにガラ悪いな Sugino: ...you turned into a jerk the second you entered your dressing room.
アイサツがギリギリになったのも急な配役交代のおかげらしい Sugino: They’re late coming to greet you because of a last minute change in casting.
ガマンしろよ。 Sugino(handwritten): Just chill.
あ？配役交代？ Naoki: What? A change in casting?
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どうやら最初は違う奴が弟役に決まってたらしー Sugino: Supposedly a different guy was originally going to play your brother.
ま 別に特別珍しいこっちゃないけどな 所属事務所の金とか力とか Sugino: It’s not all that unusual. His company probably used their power or money to get him the role.
ただこの映画 Sugino: It’s just, this movie...
元々は主演はお前ひとりだったらしいんだけど Sugino: ...was originally only supposed only star you.
ホラ Sugino: Here.
...そいつのマネージャーが配役ぶん取った上にW主演っていう形にまで持ってったらしい... Sugino: So not only did his manager steal the role, but he also turned the film into a feature with two stars in it...
ぜひとも誰かさんと代わってもらいたいもんだね Naoki: I’d love it if he’d swap out with a certain someone I know.
ボソ。 SFX: Mumbles.
...いや...まぁお前がいいんならまた―――... Sugino: Sure... You can work with him again if you like...
...また？ Naoki: Again...?
あらららら Serika(handwritten): Oh my, my, my!
すっげえ愛の告白くらくらするね Serika: The way you confessed your love makes me faint!
どーん。 SFX: Da-don!
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久しぶり水城ちゃーん Serika: Lon time no see, Mizuki-chaaan!
かーわいいねーもう！！ Serika(handwritten): Gawd, you’re too cute!!
ぎう。 SFX: Squeeze.
うわあああああ SFX: Whaaaaaa!
あ... Serika: I’m...
あい...かわらずの乱暴者ぶり...でうれしい...ぜ Serika: I’m happy...you’re as violent...as ever...
はー SFX: Wheeze はー SFX: Wheeze
うるせえ！！このセクハラ野朗！！ Naoki: Shut up, you damn pervert!!
相変わらずホスト臭えんだよ！！ Naoki(handwritten): You still look just like a friggin’ host!!
...おい芹架 Naoki: Tell me, Serika...
何しに来やがった まさかお前が俺のおとうとくんってわけじゃねぇだろな Naoki: What are you doing here? Don’t tell me you’re supposed to be my little brother.
一時期 杉野に代わって数ヶ月間だけ麻生水城のマネージャーやってました Note: A while back, he filled Sugino’s place as Asou Mizuki’s manager for a couple of months.
まっさかー Serika: As if!
水城ちゃん僕のおしごと知ってるでしょ Serika: Mizuki-chan, don’t you know what I do for a living?
あ杉野さんドーモー Serika: Oh, hey there, Sugino-san.
ジャーマネよジャーマネ Serika: I’m an anager-may.
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...お前か...配役ぶん取って主演にまで上げたっつー有能マネージャーってのは Naoki: It was you...? You’re the great manager that not only stole the role but then turned it into a starring role?
杉てめぇ知ってやがったな Naoki: Damn it, Sugi! You knew, didn’t you?!
...すまん... Sugino: Sorry...
はーい Serika: Yep! 有能で超美景ジャーマネっすから Serika: I’m the great and super beautiful anager-may!
イエー！！ Serika(handwritten): Yay!!
...で俺のおとうとくんが誰だか知ったこっちゃねぇが Naoki: I have no idea who the hell’s playing my little brother,
この俺とお名前並べてくれるなんてねー Naoki: but he’s got guts to put his name right next to mine.
こいつの仕業だと思うとムカツク...。 Naoki(handwritten): I’m pissed he’s the one who set this up...
ありゃ Serika(handwritten): Ouch!
やっぱお名前並べちゃったことおこってる？ Serika: I see you’re angry he gets to line his name up next to yours.
んじゃー Serika: But...
もうちょーっとだけガマンしてくれる？水城ちゃん Serika: ...would you mind dealing with it for a while, Mizuki-chan?
す。 SFX: Lifts hair.
そのヨコに並んだお名前 Serika: Eventually that name...
そのうち Serika: ...right next to yours...
お前の上に並べてやるよ Serika: ...will become even more famous.
―――あ Sana: Oh!
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そういえば今日「歌ヒット」泉さん出るって言ってたっけ Sana: Come to think of it, Izumi-san said she’d be on Hit Songs today.
うわー Sana: Crap!
もう始まってる Sana: It’s already started!
泉さんもう歌い終わっ... Sana: Did Izumi-san already finish sin--
それでは次の曲――― Host: Now for the next song.
志度くんはこれで三枚目のシングルですよね Host: Shido-kun, won’t this be your third singles?
今回の曲はあの有名なー Host: This time your song is from that famous--
「藤崎が何日で学校にこなくなるか Shido: “Anyone interested in betting to see how long...
皆で賭けしない？」 Shido: ...it’ll take for Fujisaki to drop out?”
きゅ。 SFX: Squeeze.
前の学校でのことなのに Sana: Even though that happened at my old school,
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やっぱり Sana: I guess...
まだ志度くんを見ると怖い Sana: ...I still get scared when I see Shido-kun.
いつまでもこんなんじゃだめだなぁ Sana: I can’t act like this forever.
俺って Sana: Shape up!
しゅん。 SFX: Slouches.
は――― SFX: Sighs...
ただい―――... Sugino: We’re ba—
かちゃ SFX: Click
ゴッ。 SFX: SLAM!
パラ SFX: Crumbles
ああああッ Sugino(handwritten): Gaaaaaah!
お...おおお落ち着け水城 あ...相変わらず芹架ってお...おもしろい奴だよなあ！！ Sugino: C-C-Calm d-down, Mizuki! S-Serika sure hasn’t...lost his sense of humor, has he?!
は...はは Sugino(handwritten): Ha...ha ha
...ああ...おもしろいな Naoki: Yeah, he’s a riot...
本当に... Naoki(handwritten): Seriously...
「...おい...」 Naoki: “Hey...”
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「...でその共演者ってのはどこのどいつよ」 Naoki: “So spill it: who’s the stupid co-star?”
「ナイショ」 Serika: “It’s a secret.”
「だーってその方が水城ちゃん妬けるでしょ」 Serika: “I know you’ll get totally jealous if I keep it a secret!”
ぴし SFX: Crack
ま...まぁ水城 Sugino: Now, now Mizuki...
ひ...ひとまず芹架のことはおいといて Sugino: W-We should just forget about Serika for now.
だなー Sugino(handwritten): You’ve gotta.
さなちゃん まだ帰ってきてないから今のうちに言っとくけどさ Sugino: There’s something I’d like to discuss since Sana-chan isn’t home yet.
撮影入ったらお前 ちゃんと泉ちゃんのこと気遣ってやれよ Sugino: Try to be careful when you’re around Izumi-chan once filming stars.
あ？ Naoki: Huh?
お前もわかってると思うけど Sugino: I know you’ve heard all about it,
ほら こないだ生番組で泉ちゃんさなちゃんのことかばってくれただろ Sugino: but remember when Izumi-chan covered for Sana-chan on that live broadcasting?
あれ以来 彼女またお前のファンの子たちにすげえ嫌がらせ受けてるって話だぞ Sugino: According to the rumors, your fans have been giving her a horrible time ever since then.
わ、私が歌います！！ Shiho: I-I’ll sing it!!
さなちゃんと逢ってる時に何度か撮られてるのも Sugino: The paparazzi have gotten shots of her together with Sana-chan,
世間サマにしてみりゃおまえとの密会だからなー Sugino: so everyone thinks she’s got a secret thing going on with you.
それにふたりともお前と違って汚れまくってないし Sugino: And unlike you, neither of them have a shady past.
カメラマン半殺しできないし。 Sugino(handwritten): They can’t beat the cameraman to a pulp.
...やらねぇよ Naoki: I don’t do that...
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とのかく彼女今お前と噂があるってだけで共演者の子たちからもかなりひどい目に遭わされてるみだいだし Sugino: Anyway, the other girls in the film are putting her through hell just because of those rumors about you two going out.
それに加えて今回のヒロインだろ Sugino: On top of that, she’s the lead lady in the film.
そろそろ精神的にツライんじゃないのかなー Sugino: It’s probably starting to wear on her psychologically.
っておい水城ちゃんと聞いてんのか！？ Sugino: Hey, Mizuki! Are you listening to me?!
...しっかしお前のファンってのは何でこうカゲンなのが多いかなー Sugino: Why are so many of your fans such crazy maniacs anyway?
あーあーもー Sugino(handwritten): It’s such a pain!
...愛されてんだよ Naoki: Because they love me.
とてもとても Naoki(handwritten): They love me a lot.
なんで... Sana: Why...?
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なんで... Sana: Why...?
...え...？ Sana: Huh...?
だって... Sana: I mean...
ぱた SFX: Flop
だって泉さんつらいなんてひとことも言ってなくて Sana: I mean, Izumi-san never told me that she was having a tough time.
俺の...せいでひどい目にあってるのに Sana: It’s all my fault that she’s having a rough time...
パタパタ SFX: Pitter-Patter
いつもわらってくれてて Sana: She’s always laughing and smiling...
いつも俺がおち込んでるのを心配してくれて Sana: ...and she worries about me whenever I’m upset.
すぐに気付いてくれて Sana: She picks up on how I’m doing so fast.
はぁっ SFX: Ugh!
なのに Sana: But
俺は Sana: I...
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気付きもしなかった―――？ Sana: ...never noticed how she was doing...?
明後日少しだけお休みがとれたんです Shiho: I can take a short break the day after tomorrow.
映画の撮影に入るとなかなかお休みとれないんで Shiho: Once we start filming the movie, I won’t get much time off, so...
あの...砂名さんがおひまでしたら Shiho: Um... If you’ve got some time, we could...
...せんか... Sana: ...okay...?
え...？ Shiho: Huh...?
...もう会うの... Sana: Let’s not... しばらくやめませんか... Sana: ...see each other for a while, okay...?
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え...っ Shiho: Wha-?!
あ...あの Shiho: U-Um...
ご...ごめんなさい今...よく聞こえな... Shiho: I-I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you very well...
え... Shiho: Eh...
あ...あの...っ私 Shiho: Um...sorry, I...
わ...私 砂名さんに何かしたんですか Shiho: D-Did I do something to offend you, Sana-san?
あ...私...ご...ごめんなさい Shiho: I-I’m so s-sorry.
ごめんなさい 私ば...ばかだから...っ さ...砂名さんがおこってるなんて... Shiho: I’m sorry! I’m so s-stupid that I never r-realized I made you angry, S-Sana-san...
ごめんなさい Shiho: I’m sorry.
ごめんなさい Shiho: I’m sorry!
もう――― Sana: Don’t...
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電話もかけてこないで下さい Sana: Please don’t call me anymore.
今までごめんなさい――― Sana: I’m sorry for everything. ツ――― SFX: Fuzz.
カタ。 SFX: Clank.
―――あんたまたこんなトコでさばって電話なんかしてんの？ Shido: Don’t tell me you’re ditching work to talk on your cell again.
あんたが出てる番組そろそろリハ始まってる頃だろ Shido: The show you’re appearing on’s starting rehearsal any minute now.
いい加減仕事中に電話するのはー Shido: It’s high time you quit yapping on the phone at work--
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だんで... Shiho: Why...?
た SFX: Runs off
あ...ごめ Shido: Oh, sorry...
ちょ... Shido: Hey!
これ以上――― Sana: I can’t...
カタ SFX: Click
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これ以上泉さんにメーワクはかけられない Sana: ...be a burden to Izumi-san anymore than I already have.
泉さん大事な時なのに――― Sana: This is an important time for her...
じわ SFX: Teary eyed
俺なんかといるせいで... Sana: Just by being with me, she’s...
今までごめんなさい Sana: I’m sorry for everything,
泉さん――― Sana: Izumi-san...
っく SFX: Sniffles
原田くん Boss: Harada-kun,
この間の話だが宣伝にもなるし志穂のためにも... Boss: about what I said, it would both help Shiho and be good publicity.
社長 Manager: Sir,
ですがそれは麻生くん側にも色々と――― Manager: I’m afraid Asou-kun has his own--
ガタ SFX: Clatter
...志穂 Manager: Shiho...
お前どうし... Manager: What are you...?
撮影は... Manager: What happened to the show...?
ヒソヒソ SFX: Whispers
ま...また女の子たちにいじめられたのかな Boss: I...I wonder if the girls are bullying her around again.
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コソ。 SFX: Whispers.
やっぱり麻生くん側に相談して一時的でも志穂と正式につき合ってもらった方が Boss: We should talk to Asou-kun’s relations and see if we can make them an official couple, at least for a while.
時期的にも話題性あるし Boss: It will also be great publicity.
少なくとも共演の子たちに表立って何かされる事は... Boss: At the very least, it’ll keep the other actresses in line...
ざわ SFX: Rustle
ざわ SFX: Rustle
まもなく制作発表会見が始まりますので Speaker: The press release for the film shall begin shortly.
出演される方々はー Speaker: All actors, please--
ねぇ今回のヒロイン役 Girl: Hey, about the actress for the heroine...
聞いた聞いた泉志穂でしょ Girl2: I head! I head! It’s Shiho Izumi, right?
売れてもない奴が麻生水城とつき合ってるって噂だけで Girl2: That talentless bitch got it ’cause of some rumor that she’s dating Asou Mizuki.
今度は映画出演かよー Girl2: I can’t believe she got a role in a movie!
はーカンベンしろよー Girl1: Man! Give me a break!
麻生誰にでも優しいからカンチガイするブスが出てくんじゃねーの？ Girl1: I bet the hound just got the wrong idea the way Asou’s so nice to everyone.
ホーント Girl2: Seriously.
いっぺん死んでこいって感じー Girl2: I wish she’d just go die.
うあー Worker1: Yikes!
女はこえぇなー Worker1: Those girls are scary.
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けど仕方ねぇんじゃねーのー Worker2: But can you really blame them?
泉志穂の演技力じゃねーセリフ棒読みじゃん？アレ Worker2: Izumi Shiho’s such a horrible actress she goes monotone when she says her lines.
まぁねー Worker1: Sure does...
大体さーあんな女麻生がマジなワケ... Girl2: There’s no way Asou could seriously like that bitch...
...悪いね Naoki: Sorry...
きゅ SFX: Hugs
こんな女が好きなんだよ Naoki: I just so happen to love this little lady.
あ...っ Girl1: A-!
あああ麻生さん...？ Girl1: A-A-A-Asou-san?!
ざわ SFX: Rustle
あ...麻生水城？ Worker: It’s Asou Mizuki?
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お... Shiho: M-
おじさ... Shiho: Mister-
黙れ！！ SHUT UP!!
んーんー SFX: Umph! Mmm!
んー SFX: Mmm!
んー SFX: Mmm!
は―――... Shido: Phew....
あっえーっと只今おめでたいニュースが入ってまいりました News: Oh, we just received some very exciting news.
麻生水城さんと泉志穂さんが正式にお付き合いしていると事務所からFAXが News: We just received a fax from Asou Mizuki and Izumi Shiho’s production companies announcing that they’re officially dating.
志度幹也 Naoki: Shido Mikiya...
・主役 麻生水城 Paper: Lead Actors: Asou Mizuki
志度幹也 Paper: Shido Mikiya
ヒロイン 泉志穂 Paper: Heroine: Izumi Shiho
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まさかもう一人の主演が志度だったとはなー Naoki: I never expected Shido to be the other lead actor...
そっかー芹架がマネージャーになってたのかぁ Naoki: I see... So Serika’s his manager now...
どーりでなー。 Naoki(Handwritten): Makes sense.
あいつ 前さなちゃんいじめてたっぽいからあんまりいい印象はなかったんだけど... Sugino: I never had a good impression of the kid since it looked like he was bullying Sana-chan a while back...
ま仲良く仲良く Sugino(handwritten): Try to get along with him.
杉― Naoki: Sugi...
んー？ Sugino: Yeah?
今回の映画の撮りは砂名つれてけよ Naoki: Have Sana go to the shooting for this film.
...は...？ Sugino: Wha-?
明日から砂名に Naoki: Starting tomorrow...
「麻生水城」やってもらうわ Naoki: ...Sana is going to be “Asou Mizuki.”
えーと...20日はうちの学校の創立記念日で休みとなっとるのは皆知っとるなー？ Komatsu: ...the uh, 20th, we have the day off in anniversary of the foundation of our school.
友達同士だけで遠くに行ったりせずにー Komatsu: You’re not supposed to go out and party with your friends, but--
新しいお母さん Komatsu: Would you like...
ほしくない？ Komatsu: ...a new mother?
新しいお母さん Sana: A new mother...
じわ。 SFX: Tears build up.
麻生水城 Board: Asou Mizuki
お前 Sugino: Hey,
ここんとこちゃんと寝てんのか？ Sugino: you been getting enough sleep?
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眼ェ少し赤いぞ Sugino: Your eyes are a bit red.
パラ SFX: Flip
少しの時間でもいいから睡眠だけはちゃんと... Sugino: You really should try to catch at least a wink of sleep...
...寝させてもらえない Naoki: What if I said she’s not...
っつったら？ Naoki: ...letting me sleep?
...あと10分後にリハが入ってるからな Sugino: Rehearsal starts in ten minutes.
今のうちに少しでも... Sugino: You should take a quick cat nap...
...つーかお前なにナチュラルにタバコくわえてんだ Sugino: And what the hell do you think you’re doing smoking right in front of me?
禁煙だって言ってるー Sugino: You’re supposed to quit smo--
んかー。 Naoki: Zzz.
あらま。 Sugino(handwritten): Goodness gracious.
かあいいネガオだこと。 Sugino(handwritten): He’s so cute when he’s asleep.
ぱさ SFX: Shuffle
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あんまり Sugino: Don’t...
ボソ。 SFX: Whispers.
ムリすんなよ Sugino: ...push yourself too hard.
あの女教師の方はどうなっとる Boss: How’s the situation with that teacher?
ギシ。 SFX: Glare.
あれからどれほど経っとると思っとるんだ Boss: Don’t you realize how long this has been dragging out?
まだ片付かんのか Boss: Enough with it already.
あ...いえ...やはり事情が事情ですし Sugino: Yeah, well...you understand how the situation is.
もう少し... Sugino: We need more ti--
それはもう聞いた Boss: I’ve heard that before.
ふん... Boss: Hm...
最初から知らぬ存ぜぬで通せば良かったものを Boss: He should have acted oblivious in the first place.
全く要領の悪いヤツだな Boss: He’s horrible at keeping secrets.
...ええですが... Sugino: Yes, but...
...あいつ Sugino: He...
さなちゃんの前で「息子じゃない」なんてウソでも言えなかったんです Sugino: ...couldn’t make a lie like “he isn’t my son” right in front of Sana-chan.
...やはり要領の悪い男だな Boss: He truly is horrible at keeping secrets.
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コッ SFX: Step
藤崎くん Komatsu: Fujisaki-kun!
た。 SFX: Runs up.
あれー Komatsu: My,
今日はいつもより少し早いね Komatsu: you’re done earlier than usual today.
...ああ Naoki: Yeah...
留守 Phone: Answering Machine
ピー SFX: Beeep
1件です Machine: There is 1 message.
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あ 藤崎くん？ Komatsu: Hey, Fujisaki-kun?
私小松だけどちょっと言い忘れたことがあって Komatsu: It’s me, Komatsu. I forgot to mention something to you earlier.
びく。 SFX: Jumps.
ケータイつながらなかったんでこっちにかけるね Komatsu: I couldn’t get through to your cell, so I’m leaving the message here instead.
明日はお昼前にはそっちに着くから... Komatsu: I should get there just before lunchtime tomorrow...
20日の予定っも話しときたいし Komatsu: ...so let’s discuss plans for the 20th then.
カチャ。 SFX: Click.
じゃあ Komatsu: Later!
また明日― Komatsu: See you tomorrow!
ピー。 SFX: Beep.
とうさ... Sana: Dad...
あ... Sana: Uh...
お...おかえりなさい Sana: W-Welcome back.
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ご...ごはん... Sana: I-I’ll get started...
す...すぐ用意するから... Sana: ...on d-dinner in just a minute...
あ...き...着替えてこなくちゃ... Sana: Oh, I-I need to get changed...
いろいろと Sana: There were...
聞きたい事はあったはずなのに... Sana: ...a bunch of things I wanted to ask him...
「新しいお母さん Komatsu: “Would you like...
...ほしくない？」 Komatsu: ...a new mother?”
だって... Sana: But then...
もし父さんの口から決定的なことばをきかされたら Sana: ...what would I do if Dad said he’s already made his mind?
砂名 Naoki: Sana.
びく SFX: Stop.
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お前明日俺の代わりに仕事行けよ Naoki: I want you to fill in for me at work tomorrow.
日曜だろ Naoki: It’s Sunday, right?
う...うん Sana: Y-Yeah...
んーと Sugino: So then,
じゃさなちゃん用意いい？ Sugino: are you all set, Sana-chan?
ほんと水城はもう Sugino(handwritten): I can’t believe that jerk Mizuki!
今日はこないだみたいな大変なことにはならないからね Sugino: Don’t worry, it won’t be crazy like the last time you filled in for him.
は...はい Sana: R-Right...
安心してていいからー... Sugino: Don’t you worry ’bout a thing--
おはよう杉野くん Komatsu: Good morning, Sugino-kun,
砂名くん Komatsu: Sana-kun.
藤崎くんいる？ Komatsu: Is Fujisaki-kun around?
中にいるよ Sugino: He’s inside.
カシャン SFX: Close gate.
...何か言いたそうね Komatsu: Have something you’d like to say?
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...別に... Sugino: Not really...
ちょうど良かった私も杉野くんに聞きたいことがあったの Komatsu: Actually, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you.
今少し時間いい？ Komatsu: Do you have a minute?
...砂名くんのお母さんのこと Komatsu: I want you to tell me...
知ってること全部教えてほしいの Komatsu: ...everything you know about Sana-kun’s mother.
別に...俺も詳しくは知らないよ Sugino: Well... I don’t really know much about her.
ただ... Sugino: But...
少年進化論 Shounen Shinkaron—Theory of Boy’s Evolution
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俺たちが中学の時に Sugino: ...back when we were in middle school,
あいつはさなちゃんのお母さんに拾われて...少しの間だったけど一緒に暮らしてたよ Sugino: he was taken in by Sana-chan’s mother... Although it didn’t last long, they did live together for a while.
...私がずっと藤崎くんを見てた時に Komatsu: So while I was looking at Fujisaki-kun,
...藤崎くんは他の女を見てたってことか... Komatsu: he was busy looking at some other woman?
子供までできて... Komatsu: They even had a kid together...
...今だってあいつはさなちゃんと... Sugino: Even now, the only people he has eyes for...
さなちゃんおお母さんしか見てないよ Sugino: ...are Sana-chan and Sana-chan’s mother.
...言葉にすると陳腐になるけど... Sugino: I know this sounds a little cliché,
あいつはな Sugino: but you see...
さなちゃんとさなちゃんのお母さんが幸せなら Sugino: ...he really wouldn’t mind giving up his life...
本当に死ぬことができるんだよ Sugino: ...for Sana-chan and his mother’s happiness.
だから... Sugino: So...
...ごめん Sugino: ...I’m sorry.
きみじゃムリだ Sugino: You’re not the one for him.
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...杉野さん Sana: Sugino-san,
先生との話...もうよかったんですか Sana: are you already done talking with my teacher?
はは Sugino(aside): Ha Ha
いやたいした話じゃなかったからね Sugino: Yeah, it wasn’t a big deal or anything.
それよりも収録急がないと Sugino: Now we’ve gotta rush over to your recording.
あ...あの... Sana: So, um...
杉野さん Sana: Sugino-san...?
ん？ Sugino: Hm?
20日...20日の父さんの予定って... Sana: On the 20th... On the 20th is Dad...
やっぱり北海道ですか？ Sana: ...going to Hokkaido after all?
え？いやそれがさ Sugino: Huh? Actually, about that...
あいつ何か用があるとかで Sugino: ...he said he’s busy that day,
一日オフになってんだよね Sugino: so he’s taking the whole day off.
ムリヤリ Sugino(handwritten): He was insistent.
あ Sana: Ah...!
「20日の予定も話しときたいしー」 Komatsu: I also wanted to discuss plans for the 20th.
も... Sana: I...
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もういやだ...っ Sana: I’m sick of this!
さ... Sugino: Sa-
ごめんね急に家で会いたいなんて言って Komatsu: Sorry to barge my way into your home like this.
ホントに仕事休んでくれるなんて思わなかった Komatsu(handwritten): I really didn’t expect you to take off of work just for me.
でもずいぶんときれいにしてるのね Komatsu: You sure keep the place tidy.
男所帯だからもっとちらかってるかと思ってはりきって来たのに Komatsu: With just you two boys here, I thought I’d get the joy of cleaning a pig’s pin.
あ でもこの間砂名くんに新しいお母さんほしくないかって聞いたら Komatsu: Oh, just the other day I asked Sana-kun if he’d like a new mother...
泣きそうな顔して走って行っちゃったっけ Komatsu: ...and he got all teary eyed and ran off.
あはは Komatsu(aside): Aha ha ha
結局... Komatsu: In the end--
...だろ Naoki: ...isn’t it?
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え？ Komatsu: Eh?
あんたもう右腕のケガ治ってんだろ？ Naoki: Your right arm’s all better now, isn’t it?
とっくに Naoki(aside): Has been for ages.
約束だったよなケガが治るまではあんたにつき合うって Naoki: The agreement was that I’d date you until you fully recovered.
父親なら Komatsu: If you’re his dad,
ちゃんと責任とってくれるわよね Komatsu: then I hold you responsible for what happened.
治ってんならこれ以上あんたにつき合う気はないね Naoki: I don’t intend to keep dating you if you’re all healed up.
ちょ... Komatsu: Hey!
ま...まってよねぇ... Komatsu: W-Wait a second here...
これは...っまだちゃんと治ってないし Komatsu: It’s not... I still haven’t fully recovered.
顔にだってまだキズが... Komatsu: I still have scratches on my face...
...なんで... Komatsu: Why...?
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なんで... Komatsu: Why...?
い...一度だって... Komatsu: Y-You never...
一度だって藤崎くん私を見てくれたことなかったよねぇ！！ Komatsu: You never really looked at me, not even once!!
あのころからずっと... Komatsu: You didn’t back then...
今だって... Komatsu: ...and you don’t now...
私はずっとずっと見てるのに... Komatsu: But I’ve always been watching you...
きみじゃムリだ Sugino: You’re not the one for him.
なんで... Komatsu: Why...?
なんで私じゃだめなの！？ Komatsu: Why can’t it be me?!
私のどこがだめなの！？ Komatsu: What’s wrong with ME?!
ねぇ Komatsu: Well?!
...あんたが Naoki: The fact...
あの女じゃないところ Naoki: ...that you’re not her.
直樹は Sugino: Naoki...
バタン SFX: Slam
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さなちゃんと Sugino: ...only has eyes for...
さなちゃんのお母さんしか見てないよ Sugino: ...Sana-chan and Sana-chan’s mother.
と... Sana: Dad...
はー Sana: Wheez
父さん Sana: Dad!
おねが... Sana: Please...
おねがいだから Sana: I’m begging you...
はー Sana: Wheez
俺と Sana: Don’t...
俺と母さん忘れないでよ Sana: Don’t forget about Mom and me!
俺もっと家事もちゃんとやるから Sana: I’ll work harder on my chores,
だから...だから Sana: so....so....
...っうるさい Komatsu: Shut the hell up!
ガッ SFX: Grab
あんたが... Komatsu: It’s you...
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あんたがいるから...っ Komatsu: It’s because of you!
え... Sana: Huh...?
ザ。 SFX: Slash.
タ。 SFX: Splatter.
と... Sana: Da...
これで気がすんだかよ Naoki: Happy now?
きゃあああ Komatsu: Kyaaaa!
カラン SFX: Clank
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言いたいことあんなら今のうちに言っとけよ Naoki: If you’ve got something to say, you better say it now.
お前とはもう二度と会わねぇからな Naoki: ’Cause I’m never gonna see your friggin’ face again.
ぎゅ SFX: Squeeze
...藤崎くん... Komatsu: Fujisaki-kun...
...ねぇ... Komatsu: Tell me...
中学生のころ...私がずっと藤崎くんを見てたこと... Komatsu: Back in middle school, did you know that I was always...
知ってた？ Komatsu: ...watching you?
...お前のことなんか知らねぇよ Naoki: Like I’ve ever cared shit about you.
昔も Naoki: Not then,
今もな Naoki: and not now.
パタン。 SFX: Door shuts.
ちょ... Sugino: Hey...
待てよ水城 Sugino: Wait up, Mizuki!
あんだよ Naoki: Whadda you want?
よ...よし！！ Sugino: O-Okay!!
こ...このくらいのキズなら塗ればなんとか... Sugino: W-We can cover the cut up with make-up...
ごまかせる！！オッケー！！ Sugino: We can hide it! Great!!
ひっぱんな！！ Naoki: Quit grabbin’ at me!!
芸能人はカオが命。 Sign: A star’s face is his life.
...なぁ Sugino: You know,
...彼女お前のこと本当に好きだったんだぞ Sugino: she really was crazy for you.
覚えといてやれよ Sugino: At least remember that much.
...知るか Naoki: Like I care...
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せ... Sana: Se...
先生... Sana: Sensei...
あの... Sana: Um...
...ごめんね... Komatsu: I’m sorry,
砂名くん...私... Komatsu Sana-kun, I...
い...いえ Sana: I-It’s okay...
...砂名くん Komatsu: Sana-kun,
お願いがあるの Komatsu: I have a favor to ask of you.
未練がましいってわかってるけど... Komatsu: I know it makes me look desperate, but...
藤崎くんに...最後にもう一度だけ会ってほしいって... Komatsu: I want to see Fujisaki-kun just one more time...
伝えてくれるかな Komatsu: Could you tell him that for me?
...さいごだから Komatsu: It’ll be the last time...
もう忘れるから...って Komatsu: I swear I’ll give up on him...
明日 Komatsu: Tell him...
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最後にあの場所にきてほしいって Komatsu: ...I’d like to see him one last time there tomorrow...
カチャ SFX: Click
...砂名くん... Komatsu: Sana-kun...
あ...あの... Sana: U-Um...
と...父さん...きょ...今日どうしても休めない仕事があって...その...あ... Sanaa: D-Dad...couldn’t s-skip out on work today, so...um...he won’t...
で...でも Sana: B-But....
こ...来れなくて残念って言ってました Sana: H-He said he was sorry he couldn’t make it.
...ありがとう砂名くん Komatsu: Thank you, Sana-kun....
いいの Komatsu: It’s okay.
来てくれるなんて思ってなかったから Komatsu: I didn’t expect him to show up anyway.
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私ね Komatsu: You know,
砂名くんのお父さんのことがずっとずっと好きだったんだ Komatsu: I’ve loved your father for a very, very long time.
きれいで Komatsu: He was pretty...
いつも何か遠くを見てて Komatsu: ...and always looking off into the distance.
さみしくて優しい眼をしてた Komatsu: He had such sad, yet gentle-looking eyes.
ああ Komatsu: Aaah,
もう Komatsu: I should...
いかなくちゃね Komatsu: ...get going now.
っと Komatsu(aside): Also,
砂名くんつき合わせちゃってごめんね Komatsu: I’m sorry I dragged you into all of this.
じゃ私行くね Komatsu: Well, I’ve gotta go.
...先生 Sana: Sensei...
父さん... Sana: I think...
先生がずっと父さんを見ててくれたことー知ってたと思います Sana: ...Dad knew that you were always there watching him.
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せ... Sana: Se-
先生... Sana: Sensei...
...ごめんね Komatsu: I’m sorry, but...
少しだけ...藤崎くんのフリしてて Komatsu: ...pretend you’re Fujisaki-kun...just for a while...
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さようなら Komatsu: Goodbye,
藤崎くん Komatsu: Fujisaki-kun.
はい Sana: Okay.
ほんとうに Komatsu: I really,
ほんとうにすきだったよ Komatsu: truly loved you.
ごそ。 SFX: Shuffle.
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...あいつのフリも楽じゃないねー... Naoki: It’s not easy acting like the little punk...
はい Lady: Here.
じゃあこれとこれね Lady: There’s also this and this here.
で直樹ちゃんあんた今年もまた名無しでいいの？ Lady: Are you going to send it anonymously again this year, Naoki-chan?
たまにはカードくらいつけてやんなよ Lady: You should at least put in a card from time to time.
相手の人よろこぶよー Lady: It’ll make her happy!
い...いいんだよ別に！！ Naoki: I-It’s okay! I’ll pass!!
ほらほらいいから何か書きなって Lady: Now, now. Just put something down.
...ッッ Naoki: ...!!
―――っっ Naoki: ---!!
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母さん Sana: Mom,
誕生日おめでとう Sana: Happy Birthday!
あれお花？ Sana: Hey, you got flowers?
うわーきれいだねー Sana: Wow, they’re pretty!
母さんほらカードもついてるよ Sana: Look, Mom, there’s a card.
あれ？ Sana: Huh?
その日母さんに届いた花はとてもきれいで Sign: The flowers sent to Mom on her special day were very pretty.
あ そだこれねー俺が編んだんだよー Sana: Oh, right! I knitted this just for you.
父さんが邪魔ばっかするからねー Sana: Dad kept getting in my way.
何も書かれてないカードを見ながら Sign: Mom looked so happy smiling...
母さんがすごく幸せそうに微笑うから Sign: ...as she looked at the blank card,
俺まで一緒に幸せな気分になった Sign: that it made me feel happy too.
大体お前はいつもいつも Sugino(handwritten): Besides, you’re always, and I mean always--
ああ！？ Naoki: WHAT?!
あれ？ Sana: Oh yeah.
そいえば 先生何しに来たんだろ Sana: I wonder what my teacher was doing out here.
ジャ―――。 SFX: Sizzle.
今 外で小松さんに会ったぞ Sugino: We just ran into Komatsu-san outside.
誰だよそれ Naoki: Who’s that?
あーやっぱなー Sugino(handwritten): Figures...
ほら 俺らが中学ん時の... Sugino: You know, back from middle school?
たしか隣のクラスだったと思うけど Sugino: I’m pretty sure she was in the class next to ours.
彼女 今さなちゃんの学校の先生になってんだってさ Sugino: She’s working as a teacher out at Sana-chan’s school now.
さなちゃんに用があって来てたみたいだったけど Sugino: She came to see Sana-chan for some reason or other.
ふうん Naoki: Hmm.
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とにかくお前が「麻生水城」だとバレねぇようにしないと Sugino: Anyway, we need to be careful she doesn’t figure out you’re “Asou Mizuki.” これがバレると「麻生水城」のアイドル生命に関わると同時に Sugino: The second that gets out, your life as the star “Asou Mizuki” will be over.
...人間としてかなり恥ずかしいからな... Sugino: Plus it’d just plain be horrendously embarrassing.
衝撃！！30オヤジが News: Shocking news! A 30-yeard old man...
エヘ Naoki(handwritten): Teehee
ピチピチの16歳になります！？ News: ...turns into a young 16-year old boy!
ふ... Sugino(handwritten): Heh....
お前セーラーまで着たもんな... Sugino(handwritten): You’ve even worn a sailor uniform...
悪かったな！！ Naoki: Well excuse me!!
なるべくならさなちゃんとお前の関係も知られない方がいいけど Sugino: Really, it’d be best is she never found out about your relationship with Sana-chan.
ま これは時間の問題だろうな Sugino: But I guess that’ll come out eventually.
充分に気をつけとけよ Sugino: Just try to be extra careful.
あ？んなこた砂名に言えよ Naoki: Yeah? Go tell that to Sana.
...お前ホントに彼女知らない？ Sugino: Are you sure you don’t know her?
はあ！？ Naoki: Geez!
知らねぇよ Naoki: Of course I don’t! あっそ Sugino: Whatever.
まーヒドイ男だコト Sugino(handwritten): You’re such a cruel guy.
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でもな Sugino: But ya know,
彼女は学生ん頃お前のことずっと見てたぞ Sugino: she was always watching you back when we were students.
お前が呼んだ俺の名前を覚えるほどな Sugino: She even remembered your nick-name for me.
つーかあの学校で俺のこと見てなかった女いねぇじゃん Naoki: Yeah, but there wasn’t a single woman who didn’t drool over me at that school.
「藤崎くんの お父さんて歳いくつくらいなの？」 Komatsu: “How old is your father, Fujisaki-kun?”
少年進化論 Shounen Shinkaron—Theory of Boy’s Evolution
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「藤崎くんの親戚に Komatsu: “Do you have any relatives
直樹っていう20代後半の人いない？」 Komatsu: in their late 20’s named Naoki?”
あ... Sana: Ah...
...そっか Komatsu: I see...
藤崎くん元気なのか Komatsu: So Fujisaki-kun’s doing well...
砂名くん Komatsu: Sana-kun!
...え...？ Sana: Yeah?
よかった Komatsu: Perfect timing.
ちょうど呼びに行こうとおもってたんだ Komatsu: I was just about to have someone go get you.
今ちょっといい？ Komatsu: Do you have a minute?
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先生の呼び方が「藤崎くん」から「砂名くん」に変わっているのに気付いた Sana: I noticed that she stopped calling me “Fujisaki-kun” and started calling me “Sana-kun.”
は... Sana: S-
はい Sana: Sure...
藤崎直 Paper: Fujisaki Naoki
えっとここなんだけど Komatsu: It’s about this right here.
いいにくい事だったらごめんね Komatsu: Sorry if it’s something you don’t like to talk about, but...
お母さんの所が何も書かれてないんだけど Komatsu: ...it doesn’t say anything about your mother.
お母さんは...えっとー Komatsu: So...um...is your mother...?
あ... Sana: Uh...
今...入院してて Sana: She’s...in the hospital...
...あ Komatsu: Oh...
ごめんね変なこと聞いて Komatsu: Sorry I brought up something uncomfortable.
そーだ！！じゃあ今度先生がゴハン作りに行ったげようか？ Komatsu(handwritten): I know! How about I can make dinner at your place to make up to you?
びく。 SFX: Twitch.
だ大丈夫です！！ Sana(handwritten): Th-That’s okay!!
でもね文化祭が終わって砂名くん前より少し明るくなったって皆言ってるよ Komatsu: Everyone’s talking about how much more cheerful you’ve been since the festival.
なんか私も安心したっていうかすっごく嬉しくてね Komatsu: I’m not so worried about you anymore. I’m really happy for you.
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だってステージに立って歌ったんだもんねー！！ Komatsu: I can’t believe you stood on stage and sang!!
歌はともかく Komatsu(side): Quality aside.
やっぱすっごいよ！！ Komatsu: It’s still amazing!!
そ。 SFX: Fluff.
それに髪型が変わるだけで本物の麻生水城―― Komatsu: All you had to do was change your hairstyle to look just like Asou Mizuki.
びく。 SFX: Jumps.
ガタ。 SFX: Rattle.
す... Sana: S-
すみません... Sana: Sorry...
―――なんだか Sana: It felt...
へんな感じがする... Sana: ...kind of strange...
ええ？ Shiho: Eeh?!
「Mazes」ですか！？ Shiho: You sang Mazes?!
すごいです！！砂名さん Shiho: That’s amazing, Sana-san!
あの曲すごく難しいのに Shiho: That song’s really hard.
ハ...ハイ Sana(handwritten): I know...
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で... Sana(side): But...
でも良かったですやっと泉さんにつながって... Sana: But I’m glad I finally got a hold of you...
え...ごっごめんなさい収録がたてこんじゃってて！！ Shiho: Huh? S-Sorry, I’ve been really busy with recordings!!
ひゃー Shiho(side): Yikes!
でも良かった... Shiho: But it’s really great...
...え... Sana: Huh...?
砂名さん歌えないって言ってたから Shiho: I was worried about you since you said...
心配だったんです Shiho: ...you couldn’t sing.
い...いえ Sana: S-Sorry...
泉さんのおかげです Sana: I did it thanks to you.
本当にありがとうございました Sana: Thank you so much.
そんな私は何も Shiho: But I didn’t do anything.
だって決めたのは砂名さんですもの Shiho: After all, you’re the one who decided to go through with it.
えっと Shiho(side): I guess...
こんな時ってやっぱりおめでとうございます... Shiho: I should probably be congratulating you...
なのかな Shiho(side): Maybe?
ちがうかな Shiho(side): Maybe not? ...ありがとうございます Sana: Thank you so much.
文化祭...泉さんにも見に来てもらいたかったです Sana: I wish you could have come to the festival and seen me.
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え... Shiho: What...?
とても聞かせられた歌じゃなかったですけど Sana: It really wasn’t good enough for you to come listen to, but still.
そ... Shiho: Oh...
そうですね次はお休みもらって絶対行きますね Shiho: Yeah. I promise I’ll take some time off and go next time!
楽しみです Shiho: I’ll be looking forward to it.
あ...泉さん... Sana: Um, Izumi-san...
は はい Shiho: Y-Yes?
...泉さんと話してると元気になれます... Sana: It always makes me feel better whenever I talk to you.
ありがとうございます Sana: Thanks again.
あーあきっつー Girl1: God, this sucks!
誰かさんがこないだ遅れて入ってくれたおかげでこっちまでいいメーワクだっつーの Girl1: A certain someone was late the other day and seriously put all of us out.
はー SFX: Sighs.
たいして売れてもないくせに麻生と付き合ってるって噂だけでスタッフもぺこぺこしなきゃいけないしねー Girl2: She isn’t even selling all that well. But the staff’s bending backwards for her ’cause of some rumors that she’s dating Asou.
あーあやってらんねーよ Girl2(side): I can’t stand the bitch.
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大体あんなブス麻生がマジなワケないじゃにょねー Girl1: There’s no way Asou’s serious about a homely brat like her anyway.
いい気になるなっつーの Girl1: And now she’s on her high horse!
ったくカンチガイ女が痛えんだよ Girl1(side): I can’t stand girls who get the wrong idea!
ガ...ガマンしなきゃ！！ Shiho(handwritten): H-Hold it in!!
ぐ。 SFX: Squinch.
え... Shiho: Huh...?
...使えば？ Boy: Use it.
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あ... Shiho: Oh...
ありがとうございます Shiho: Thank you.
...別に... Boy: It’s nothing....
俺もう覚えてるから Boy: I’ve already memorized my lines.
ほら水城早くしろよ Sugino: C’mon, Mizuki! Hurry up!
今日の撮影はお前を花ん中に沈めなくちゃいけねぇから時間かかるっつってただろが Sugino: I warned you it’s gonna take a while since they have to bury you in flowers for the shot!
...つぇぇなー Naoki: Shut up!
じゃあてめぇが代わりに沈め Naoki: Why don’t you go do it for me?!
できるか！！ Sugino: Like I could!!
とにかく20日の北海道入りまでに間に合わせなきゃなんねんだよ！ Sugino: We have to get this done in time for your shoot up in Hokkaido on the 20th!!
ほらもう出るぞ Sugino: C’mon! We’re going now!
え... Sana: Wait...
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と...父さん Sana: D-Dad!
ちょ...ちょっと待ってよ Sana: J-Just a sec.
20日って... Sana: The 20th is...
20日って何の日だか知ってるの！？ Sana: Don’t you know what day the 20th is?!
知るか Naoki: Like I know.
し... Komatsu: Shi-...
しまった Komatsu: Shit.
砂名くんに返すの忘れてた... Komatsu: I forgot to give this back to Sana-kun.
ガーン。 SFX: Shoulders drop.
ピラ。 SFX: Flip.
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あらら やっぱ友だちアドレスはなしかー Komatsu(handwritten): Oh, my. He doesn’t have any friends’ addresses in here...
父さんの事務所 Note: Dad’s Office
...事務所―？ Komatsu: His office?
って建築業とか？弁護士とか探偵とか... Komatsu: Is he an architect? Or a lawyer or a detective...?
あとは... Komatsu: Or perhaps...
い...一応業界関係かな Sugino: A-Actually, I work for the industry.
明日を楽しみにしていて（とにかと笑って！！） Sign: “Please look forward to hearing it tomorrow.” (Just smile!!)
え… Sana: Huh...?
あ…あの… Sana: U-Umm...so...
あ…その… Sana: Uh, anyway...
ざわ SFX: Rustle
あ…あの麻生さん？ Host: Excuse me, Asou-san?
すみません準備を… Host: Could you please get ready...?
ぎゅ。 SFX: Squeeze.
―――っっ Sana: .......!!
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わ Shiho(handwritten): I-
私が歌います！！ Shiho: I’ll sing it!!
どーん。 SFX: Total shocker.
明日を楽しみにしていて（とにかと笑って！！） Sign: “Please look forward to hearing it tomorrow.” (Just smile!!)
い…っ Sana: Iz-!
泉さ… Sana: Izumi-sa-
きっ SFX: Hmph!
だ…っ Shiho: It...
大丈夫！！私だって一応歌手だもん Shiho: It’s okay!! Don’t forget, I’m a singer too!
麻生さんみたく上手には歌えないけど――― Shiho: I may not be able to sing it as well as Asou-san, but--
はっ Shiho(side note): Crap!
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きゃーっっ Shiho(handwritten: Kyaaa!
そういえば麻生さんの新曲まだ聞いた事がなかったですーっっ Shiho(handwritten): I just realized I haven’t heard Asou-san’s new song yet!
ごめんなさいー Shiho(handwritten): I’m so sorry!
発売前 Sign: Not for sale yet.
ひそ SFX: Whispers
お…おい Techie: H-Hey,
なんで泉志穂が麻生水城かばってんだ？ Techie: why is Izumi Shiho covering up for Asou Mizuki?
ざわ SFX: Rustle
ざわ SFX: Rustle
ひそ SFX: Pssst
これって生だよな 問題ねえのかな Techie: Isn’t this live? This can’t good.
そういえばほら あれあの２人ちょっと前につき合ってるって噂あったじゃん Techie2: Oh yeah, I just remembered! There used to be a rumor going around that those two were going out.
ああ じゃあ あれマジだったんだ Techie3: Yeah. Guess it was legit.
つーかさ 麻生なら女選び放題だろ？ 勿体ねぇなー Techie: But Asou could have any woman he wanted. What a waste.
なんでまたあんなジミな子と Techie(side comment): Why’d he choose such a homely girl?
大丈夫です 元気だして下さい砂名さん Shiho: It’s okay. Don’t let it get you down, Sana-san.
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急にカメラの前で歌えって言われたら誰だってキンチョーしちゃいますよ Shiho: Anyone would clam up if they were suddenly asked to sing in front of the camera.
…で...でも Sana: But...But I...
番組 中断させちゃって…泉さんにまであんな迷惑を… Sana: They had to cancel the program mid-way... And I put you out, too...
そんな迷惑だなんて… Shiho: You didn’t put me out any...
それに父さんにも… Sana: And then there’s Dad...
俺―――… Sana: I...
…砂名さん… Shiho: Sana-san...
え…えーと Shiho: W-Well...
だ…大丈夫ですよおじさ…イエ麻生さんならきっとん…んーと Shiho: Don’t worry about it! Your old man--I mean Asou-san--will probably just...um...
２～３発ものすごいケリが入るくらいで許してくれますよ Shiho: ...let it slide after he gives you two or three super kicks.
あうあうー Shiho(handwritten): Umm...Uh...
…泉さん… Sana: Izumi-san...
それにこの後のことは麻生さんがきっとフォローしてくださいます Shiho: Besides, I’m sure Asou-san will be able to clean this mess right up!
だから砂名さんも元気出して下さい Shiho: So please cheer up already.
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ほら Shiho: After all,
麻生さんならどんな事でもさらりとかわしちゃいますから Shiho: Asou-san can squeak through any situation without getting a scratch.
ズキン SFX: Th-Thump
そ… Sana: I...
だよね Sana: ...guess.
…父さんなんだかんだ言っても…やっぱり頼りになるから Sana: No matter what else you can say about the guy, he is pretty reliable...
だから ホント気にしなくていいんだってさなちゃん Sugino: Now I mean it, quit letting this eat at you, Sana-chan.
で…でも… Sana: B-But...
いや だって俺がしっかりフォロー入れられなかったんだしさ Sugino: I wasn’t able to help you all that much back there myself.
つーか大体水城の奴が… Sugino: This is all Mizuki’s fault...
あれほど言っといただろう Manager: How many times have I told you?
志穂 Manager: Shiho?
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っと Sugino: Oops.
ご…ごめんなさい Shiho: I...I’m sorry...
マネージャーさん Note: Manager-san
前に一度麻生くんと噂になった時に Manager: Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten...
どれだけあの子のファンの子たちにヒドイ目に遭わされたか忘れた訳じゃないだろ Manager: ...what his fans put you through the last time rumors got around about you and Asou-kun going out.
なのに生番組であんな事したらまた何を書かれるか Manager: I can just see the letters they’ll send after watching that.
いくら今は結構芸能人同士のつき合いがオープンになったとはいえお前と麻生くんじゃやっぱり… Manager: Fans have become pretty open-minded about entertainers dating each other, but you should reconsider...
少しは考えなきゃだめだよ Manager: ...going out with Asou-kun.
は。 Handwritten: Ah!
さ…さなちゃ… Sugino: S-Sana-chan...
おそる おそる SFX: Scared to look
ずーん。 SFX: Drooping shoulders.
や…やっぱり… Sugino: F-Figures...
しまった！！ Sugino(siden note): Shit!!
聞いてた！！ Sugino(hand written): He heard everything!!
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カメラの前でダンマリ？ Naoki: You spooked in front of the camera?
へぇ Naoki: Hmm...
そりゃまたズイブンと潔いな Naoki: You’ve got a lot of nerve.
主張したい事でもあんのかよ Naoki: Were you tryin’ say somethin’?
そ…そんなんじゃ… Sana: N-No, I wasn’t...
そ…それに歌う以前に俺…父さんの新曲なんて知んなかったから… Sana: B-Besides, I’ve never heard your new song so there’s no way I could sing it... . …ふうん Naoki: Hmm...
少年進化論 Aside: Shounen Shinkaron—Theory of Boy’s Evolution
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聞けよ Naoki: At least... パパの新曲くらい Naoki: ...listen to your Daddy’s new songs.
くら。 SFX: Dizzy.
…水城… Sugino: Mizuki...
一応まだ発売前だし… Sugino: It hasn’t been released yet...
ものすごいケリ２～３発じゃなくて Sana: He didn’t give me two or three super kicks.
裏拳一発入れられた Sana: He whacked me instead.
…いたかった Sana(handwritten): It really hurt...
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
杉野さんが助けてくれたのに俺が何もできなかったから Sana: Sugino-san did his best to help me out, but I just sat there like a bump on a log.
ひそ SFX: Whisper
泉さんにまで迷惑かけてしまって… Sana: I even put Izumi-san out...
ひそ SFX: Whisper
ふう。 Sana(Hand written): Ugh...
ひそ SFX: Whisper
どうしよう… Sana: What should I do...?
それに 何よりも父さんに迷惑を――― Sana: Plus, I made a mess of things for Dad...
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―――って Sana: .......?
きっ…気のせいかな Sana: Am...Am I getting paranoid?
な…なんだかものすごく注目あびてる気がするんだけど… Sana: I swear it feels like everyone here is staring at me...
びく SFX: Shudder
びく SFX: Shudder
昨日休んでるトキ学校でなにかあったのかな Sana(handwritten): Did something happen at school yesterday while I was out?
ひそ SFX: Whisper
ひそ SFX: Whisper
ね Girl1(side note): Hey!
ねえねえあの人じゃない？ Girl1: Over there! It’s him!
藤崎くんって Girl1: It’s Fujisaki-kun!
え どこどこ？どの人？ Girl2: Huh? Where? Where is he?
見えねー Girl2(side note): I don’t see him.
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
どーん SFX: Totally unexpected
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―以上が今回のキャスティングです Host: --and that’s everyone in the cast.
続きましては質疑応答に移らせて頂きますが Host: We would like to move on to Q&A now, but please refrain...
誰か声かけてみようよ Girl1: Someone go say something to him!
ひそ。 SFX: Whisper.
ひそ。 SFX: Whisper.
で…でもドキドキじゃん～っっ Girl2: But I’m so nervous!
ざわ SFX: Chatter
とにかくさ！！もいっかいメガネ取っ手もらって Girl1: We just need him to take off his glasses again.
ざわ SFX: Chatter
あ私ケータイで撮りたい！！ Girl2: I wanna a picture of him on my cell!
ねぇ ちょっと Chubby: Hey, you.
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…え...？ Sana: Huh?
は―――。 Chubby(SFX): Ugh...
あんたさぁメガネとってくんない Chubby: Take off the glasses will ya. …え… Sana: Huh...?
あ… Sana(hand written): Um...
なん…で...？ Sana: Why...should I?
だってあんた昨日皆の前でメガネ外したそうじゃん Chubby: Everyone keeps going on about how you took them off yesterday.
それで皆あんたの顔が水城くんに似てるって Chubby: Now they’re saying you’re the spittin’ image of Mizuki-kun.
…….え… Sana: Wha....?
あーもう早くしろよ Chubby: God, just do it already!
ムカつくぅー Chubby: You’re pissing me off.
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昨日…って… Sana: But yesterday...
だって…俺… Sana: I was....
それに自分から文化祭のステージで麻生水城のマネをするって立候補したんだって？ Chubby: Did you seriously volunteer to go on stage during the school festival and do an Asou Mizuki impersonation?
麻生水城新曲だって――― Fan1: It says Asou Mizuki’s releasing a new song!
少年進化論 Top Panel: The Theory of Boy’s Evolution
あ―――やっぱかっこいいよね――― Fan2: Wow, he’s such a hottie!
つーかかあいい Fan2(side comment): He’s more of a cutie.
すっげぇ優しそうだし――― Fan3: He looks like he’s super nice
性格も良さそうだしね Fan3: and has a cool personality.
ああッもう Fan3(side comment): Oh, gawd!
毎日水城と一緒にいれたらマジ最高だよね――― Fan3: It would be so cool if I could be together with Mizuki every single day.
はぁっ Sana: Sighs.
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俺はこの顔が嫌いだ I hate this face of mine.
あーこのポスターって貰えないのかなー Fan1: I wonder if the store would be willing to give this poster to me.
ムリムリ Fan2: Not gonna happen.
盗むしかないって Fan2: You’ll just have to steal it.
きゃはは Fan2(side comment): Kya ha ha!
あそういやさ昨日の「Mフェス」見た？水城出てたよ――― Fan3: Oh, by the way, did you watch M Fest yesterday? They had Mizuki on it!
見た見た私あの曲すっごい好きなんだよねー Fan2: I saw that! I really loved his song.
私もー Fan3: Me, too!
っと Man: Oops.
カシャン SFX: Crunch
ああっ大丈夫？！悪かったね Man: Oh, are you all right? I’m sorry about that.
メガネ割れなかった？！ Man: I didn’t break your glasses, did I?!
は…はい大丈夫です Sana: N…No, I’m fine.
こちらこそすみませんでした Sana: I’m sorry. I should have watched where I was going.
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あ…っ Fan1: Oh!
ああああああああああああ Fan1: Aaaaaaah!
なに？どしたん？あんた Fan2: What is it? What’s wrong?
ま… Sana: Cr-
まづい―――！！
Sana: CRAP!!
ひ―――。 SFX: Squeaks.
ちょ．． Fan2(Side comment): Wait…
う…うそ？！ Fan2: N-No way!
み…見た？！今の！！ Fan2: A-Am I seeing things?!
え？！なになに一体？ Fan3: Huh? What’s going on?
あんた見てないの！！？ Fan2: You didn’t see him?!!
ま…まさか本物！！？ Fan3: W-Was that really him?!!
西の征服着てたよね？！ Fan1: He was wearing Nishi’s school uniform, wasn’t he?
きゃあああ Fan1: Kyaaaa!
どーしよ――！！！ Fan1: What should we do?!!!
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俺はこの顔が嫌いだ I hate this face of mine.
中学校に入学と同時に When I first entered middle school
この顔を隠すために伊達メガネを買った I had to start wearing fake eyeglasses to help hide my face.
は―――― SFX: Sigh
前髪を下ろした I grew out my bangs, too.
見られたの同じ学校の子じゃないよね Sana: The girls who saw my face don’t go to this school,
アレは Sana(side comment): I think…
ふう。 SFX: Whew.
転校したばっかで自信ないや… Sana: But I’m not really sure since I just transferred here…
ねえねえ聞いた！？ Student1: Hey, did you hear?!
うちの学コ芸能人が通ってんだって！！ Student1: Some celebrity’s going to school here!!
え―――！？ Students: EEEH?!
マジ――！？そっくりさんなだけじゃねえの？ Student2: Seriously?! Are you sure they don’t just look like him?
あ… SFX: Geh…
でもさーなんか聞いた話だと Student1: According to the rumors,
バレないようにメガネかけてるらしいよ Student1: he’s wearing glasses so no one can recognize him.
――――っっ Sana: --------!!
ガタ SFX: Thump!
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ガラ SFX: Slump
パタン SFX: Shuts door
…はぁ… Sana: Man…
なあ Boy: Hey,
今出てったのダレ？ Boy: who’s that kid that just left?
はぁ？！ Student1: Huh?!
あんな奴うちのクラスいたっけ？ Boy: Is he really in our class?
何言ってんのこないだ転校してきたえっと…藤崎くん？だっけ？じゃん Student1: What are you talking about? He just transferred here. His name’s…Fujisaki-kun, I think.
そのくらい覚えとけって Student1: You should try to remember at least that much about him.
ちゅうかさだってあいつ存在感無さすぎじゃねぇ？ Boy: But come on, think he could try any harder to not stand out?
暗えんだよ Boy(side comment): He’s so gloomy.
そりゃなんかいっつも下ばっか向いてるけどさー Student1: That’s because he’s always looking down.
あ Student2: Oh yeah,
それよりさっきのその芸能人ってだれだれ？
Student2: going back to that entertainer, who is it?
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そうそうそれがね Student1: Oh, right!
私聞いたトキマジ気ィ失いかけたんだけどさ――― Student1: I thought I was gonna die when I heard who it is.
マジすごいよ！！ Student1: It’s too cool!!
アイドルの麻生水城だって！！ Student1: It’s the super star, Asou Mizuki!!
どん SFX: BA-DUM!
…ナニコレ… Side Comment: What’s with this…?
麻生水城超特大ポスター（限定品） Comment Box: Super Large Poster of Asou Mizuki (Limited Edition)
はぁっ Sana: Sighs…
麻生水城 Asou Mizuki…
押しも押されもせぬ人気の国民的アイドル …he’s a national idol with unwavering popularity.
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私生活は一切不明 Nothing is known about his personal life.
テレビに出てない日は一日もなし There isn’t a single day he goes without making a TV appearance.
人当たりの良さ物腰の柔らかさ He’s both charming and gentle-mannered.
そして見る者の心をガッチリ掌握する彼の微笑みはまさに天使 To top it off, he has an angelic smile that steals the hearts of all his viewers. が しかし But, you see…
砂名 Naoki: Sana,
てめぇ帰ってくるなり何ヒトのポスター見て随分と景気よさそうなツラしてやがる Naoki: how dare you sit there and stare at my poster like it’s some sorta nightmare the second you get home?!
あ！？ Naoki (Side comment): HUH?!
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と… Sana: Da-
がし。 SFX: Grab.
砂名ちゃんはあいっ変わらずこのオカオが嫌いなわけね へ―― Naoki: You STILL hate that wonderful face, don’tcha? Mhmm…
よ―――く見てみろ お前と同じ顔だぞ――― Naoki: You should take a good look at it. It looks just like your face.
イタイイタイ Sana(Handwritten): Ow, that hurts!
き Sana: I…
嫌いだって言ってるだろこんな顔 Sana: I keep telling you that I hate this face!
今日だって…っ Sana: Just today-!
今日だってまたこの顔のせいで… Sana: Just today my face put me through hell…
はなしてよ Sana(handwritten): Let go! てめえ Naoki(Sidecomment): You brat!
そんなにこの俺と同じカオが気にくわねぇってんなら今すぐにでも原形とどめねぇくらい変えてやっか！？ Naoki: If you hate looking like me so much, how about I change your face beyond recognition right this damn second?!
ああ！？ Naoki: Sound good?!
どがー SFX: WHAM!
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ったく Naoki(side comment): Geez,
感謝するってんならともかく文句なんざ言える立場かガキが Naoki: you think you’re in any position to complain, ya damn punk? You should be grateful!
誰のおかげでんな可愛いカオ持って生まれてこれたと思ってやがる Naoki: Who do you think gave you such a cute face to begin with?
何度も言わせんじゃねぇ Naoki(handwritten): Quit making me repeat myself all the time.
う～～ Sana: Ugh…
あたた Sana: Owowow.
そ…そっちこそ何度も同じ事言わせないでよ Sana: Then…you should quit making me repeat myself, too!
実の息子にケリ入れた上チョーハクまでしといて感謝も何もないだろ！？ Sana: There’s no way in hell I’d be grateful to you after you kicked and punched your own son!
父さん！！ Sana: Dad!!
一億人のアイドル麻生水城 Asou Mizuki, idol to hundreds of millions.
本名藤崎直樹29歳 His real name is Fujisaki Naoki (29 years old).
１４歳の息子を持つ彼は He has a 14-year old son, but…
ホント可愛いよね！麻生君 Host1: You’re so cute, Asou-kun!
歳はいくつなの？ Host1: Just how old are you?
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今16です Naoki: I’m 16.
29歳 Box: 29-years old.
え―――！？ ホント―――！？ Host1: What?! Really?!
中学生でも通用するんじゃない？ Host1: I bet you could pass off as a middle schooler.
ははは SFX: Hahaha!
やだな―――そうですかー？ Naoki: Oh, really? You think so?
よく言われるんですよー Naoki (side comment): I hear that all the time.
はははは SFX: Hahahaha!
13歳もサバをよんでいた He’s lying by 13 years.
そういや砂名 Naoki: Sana, come to think of it…
お前さっきこの顔のせいでどーのとか言ってたよな Naoki: Just now you were saying something happened to you because of your face, right?
話あんだろ？はっきり言えよ Naoki: So what happened? Spill it.
パパがちゃーんと聞いてやっからさ（訳：言えるもんなら言ってみろよ） Naoki: Daddy will listen to the whole story. (Translation: Tell me if you dare!)
う… Sana(handwritten): Uh…
こんな天上天下唯我独尊な父親に何を言ってもムダだという事を彼は14年の生活の中ですでに学んでいた He’s learned through his 14 years of life that there’s no point in arguing with his father, who only respects himself.
な…なんでもないよッ Sana: It…It’s nothing!
あっそ Naoki: Alrighty, then.
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なんでもねんだったらさっさとメシの用意でも… Naoki: Start making dinner if it’s nothing.
シュボ SFX: Shrugs
ち、あと２本かよ Naoki: Damn, I’m down to two.
おい砂名 先にタバコ買ってこ… Naoki: Hey Sana, go buy some more cigarettes first.
がし SFX: Grab
……….こら Naoki: ………Hey! 杉てめぇズイブンとサービスいいじゃねぇか Naoki: I see you’re making yourself at home, Sugi.
つーかいつの間に入ってきやがった Naoki: When did you come in, anyway?
パチン SFX: Click
合い鍵 Sign: Extra key
いつも通りこれでお邪魔させて頂きました。 This is how I always let myself in.
あ 杉野さんいらっしゃい Sana: Oh! Hello, Sugino-san.
ごはん食べてって下さいね Sana: Please join us for dinner.
ありがとさなちゃん Sugino: Thanks, Sana-chan.
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ちょうど良かった水城 Sugino: Your timing was impeccable, Mizuki.
マネージャー Sign: Manager
お前今日から禁煙な Sugino: You’re off the cigarettes starting today.
はぁ！？ Naoki: The hell?!
だいたい１６のアイドルのフリしてるお前がタバコのにおいさせてるわけにゃいかねぇだろが Sugino: I can’t let a supposedly 16-year old idol go around smelling like cigarette smoke, now can I?
それにお前の健康の為でもあるんだぞ Sugino: Besides, it’s more healthy for you this way. これ以上心配かけんな Sugino: Quit making me worry about you all the time.
…杉… Naoki: Sugi…
って Naoki(Handwritten): Jerk!
勝手に決めんな！！お前は俺の保護者か！！ Naoki: That’s not your choice to make! Who are you, my guardian?!
げし。 SFX: Kick!
おま… Sugino: You jerk!
あんだけいつもいつもメンドーみさせときながら Sugino: I’m always stuck taking care of you and this is the thanks-
痛！！ Sugino: -that hurt!
あーあ そうだよ麻生水城のマネージャー兼お前の保護者だよ俺は Sugino: That’s right! Being your guardian goes along with being Asou Mizuki’s manager.
健康面にも気ィ配ってやってんのがわかんねぇのか！！ Sugino: Why don’t you understand that I’m worried about your health?!
ああそりゃありがたいな Naoki: I guess I’m supposed to be grateful.
じゃあお前も禁煙しろ Naoki: Then you have to quit smoking too.
ななんで俺まで Sugino: Wh-Why do I have to?
保護者なんだろ！！ Naoki: Because you’re my guardian!
カ…カンケーあるのか！？ Sugino: Th-That’s different!
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カチャ SFX: Click
カチャ SFX: Click
あ Sugino: Oh yeah,
カチャ SFX: Click
そういえばさなちゃん Sugino: Sana-chan, I was just wondering…
新しい学校にはもう慣れた？ Sugino: …have you adjusted to your new school yet?
あ はい Sana: Oh, sure have.
まだ少しとまどう所とかありますけど Sana: But I still have some quirks I’m working out.
はは Sugino(side): Haha
もう少ししたら慣れるよ Sugino: You’ll get used to everything soon enough.
そろそろ文化祭とかの時期だよね Sugino: Isn’t it about time for the school festival?
友だちもいっぱいできたんじゃない？ Sugino: I bet you’ve made a bunch of friends, huh?
え Sana: Huh?
…は… Sana: Uh…
はい… Sana: Right…
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――――なぁ Sugino: Hey….
俺 まずいこと Sugino: I wonder if
聞いちゃったかな Sugino: I said something I shouldn’t have.
…たよなぁ 前の学校んトキもさなちゃんが友だちといる所なんてほとんど見なかったからなぁ Sugino: I probably did. I almost never saw Sana-chan together with any friends back when he was attending that other school.
もしかして学校でひとりとか―――まさかとは思うけどイジメとかにあってたりしたら――― Sugino: Maybe he’s all alone at school. I doubt it’d happen, but what if he’s being bullied or something?
あああ俺ってやつは俺ってやつはひどい大人だよなッ Sugino(Handwritten): Man, I’m a jerk. I’m a horrible excuse of an adult.
っせえな Naoki(side comment): Shut up.
ほっときゃいいじゃん Naoki: Just leave him be.
人の事よりも自分の頭の方を心配しろよ Naoki: You should worry about that head of yours before you start worrying about others.
激しく後退しちゃってますよアナタ。 Naoki(handwritten): You’re getting way too morbid.
ガーン SFX: Too shocking!
って Sugino(side comment): Hey!
だーかーら!! Sugino: I told you:
吸うなっつってんだろーが！！ Sugino: No smoking allowed!!
ナチュラルすぎるぞお前 Sugino(handwritten): You do that too naturally.
ジッポも没収！！よこせコラ Sugino(handwritten): I’m confiscating the zippo lighter, too. Hand it over.
ち Naoki: Tsch!
バレたか Naoki(handwritten): Busted.
つーかさ Sugino: Besides,
何でお前さなちゃん 転校させたんだよ Sugino: why’d you even have Sana-chan transfer in the first place?
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そりゃ お前んちの事に口はさむつもりもないけど Sugino: It’s not my place to tell you how to run your own home,
ぎゅ。 SFX: Squeeze.
引っ越したわけでもねぇのにわざわざ遠い学校通うなんてさなちゃん かわいそうだろが Sugino: but it’s not like you moved or anything. I feel bad for Sana-chan, making him go to some far-off school.
前の学コだと毎日「寄り道」するからな Naoki: He’d “go goof off” everyday when he was attending that other school.
びっくりした He really surprised me.
「友だちいっぱいできたんじゃない？」 Sugino: “I bet you’ve made a bunch of friends, huh?”
今まで友だちなんていなかったから Sana: I’ve never had any friends,
あんまり真剣に考えた事なんてなかったけど Sana: so I never really gave it much thought.
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―――でも But---
「あいつ存在感無さすぎじゃねぇ？」 Boy: “Think he could try any harder to not stand out?”
この顔が目立たないように I did it so no one would notice my face.
ほんとうにおじさ...いえ麻生さんは優しい方なんですね Izumi: Your old man-um, I mean, Asou-san sure is nice, don’t you think?
え...？ Sana: Huh…?
だってこんな事でもないと私 砂名さんと逢えませんから Izumi: After all, I wouldn’t have been able to see you again if he hadn’t done this.
私いつも麻生さんにはご迷惑かけてるのにこんなに親切にして頂いて Izumi: I’m always causing trouble for Asou-san, but he’s still so nice to me.
麻生さんにカンシャしなくちゃ Izumi: I really should be grateful to him.
ズキン SFX: Thump.
う...うん San: Y-Yeah…
そうだね 父さんに感謝しなきゃ Sana: You’re right. We should be grateful to him.
あれ...？ Huh…?
気のせいかな Maybe I’m just imagining things,
なんか一瞬 but for a second there,
心臓がヘンだった気がする I could have sworn my heart skilled a beat.
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あ...そうだ…父さん… Oh, that’s right. Dad…
父さん まさか学校行ってないよね I hope Dad didn’t go to school.
おはよ――― Girl1: Morning!
おっはよー Girl2: Good morning!
ねぇねぇあのウワサ聞いた！？ Girl2: Hey, did you hear?!
聞いた聞いた 麻生水城でしょ！？ Girl1: I heard! I heard! It’s about Asou Mizuki, right?!
うちの学校に通ってんだってー Girl1: They say he’s attending school here.
きゃ―――ッ SFX: Kyaaa!
もしすれ違ったらどーしよーッ Girl(handwritten): I don’t know what I’ll do if I walk by him!
...へ――― Naoki: Ohhh,
俺 通ってたんだココ Naoki: I’m going to school here.
そりゃ初耳だわ Naoki(Side comment): That’s the first I’ve heard about it.
来てる。 Sign: He came.
ガラ SFX: Rattle
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ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
おい Naoki: Oi.
え？ Boy: Huh?
俺の席どこよ Naoki: Where’s my desk?
ガタ SFX: Clunk.
ち 前ん方かよ Naoki: Crap. I’m in the front.
キーンコーン SFX: Ding, dong.
おい日直――― Student: Hey, helper of the day!
このプリント職員室持ってこなくていいのかよ Student: Don’t you need to take these printouts to the staff room?
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やっべー忘れてたよ めんどくせぇなー Student2: Shit! I totally forgot. Man, this is such a pain.
あ んじゃ転校生に頼めばいいじゃん Student: Oh, then why don’t you ask that transfer student to do it?
あいつおとなしいから何でもやってくれるってよ Student: He’s really quiet, so I bet you could get him to do just about anything.
パシリくんにしちまえよ Student(side comment): Use him as your gofer.
んーそだなー Student2: Yeah, I guess.
頼んでみっか Student2(handwritten): Might as well ask him.
パシリくん Overhead: Gofer-kun
っと Student2(side note): Hey,
藤崎― Student2: Fujisaki!
悪いんだけどさこれ先生んトコまで頼めっかなー Student2: Sorry, but could you go give this to our teacher?
えへ。 SFX: Eheh.
ああ？ Naoki: What was that?!
てめぇでやれよそんくらい Naoki: Go do that yourself.
ま Naoki(side comment): Heh.
イジメっつーよりパシリかよ Naoki: So he’s being used as a gofer instead of getting bullied.
こりゃ Naoki(side comment): So that’s it.
…つーか Naoki: Actually…
よ… Naoki(side comment): I…
よく考えてみりゃ俺んなくそマジメに授業なんざ受けた事なかったんじゃ… Naoki: I don’t think I’ve ever taken a class this seriously my entire life now that I think about it.
...ね...ねみい Naoki(side comment): So…tired…
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藤崎… Teacher1: Fujisaki…
何？名簿見てんの？ Teacher2: Why are you looking at the class register?
あ うん私がカゼで休んでる間に転校生が入ったんだってね Teacher1: Oh, well I heard that a new student transferred in while I was out sick with a cold.
ほら 一応私副担任だからさ Teacher1: Ya know, I’m supposed to be their back-up homeroom teacher.
なーんだ私はてっきり噂の「麻生くん」でもチェックしてんのかと思った Teacher2: That’s all? And here I thought you were checking out that rumor about “Asou-kun.”
ちょっとーあんなのガセに決まってんでしょ Teacher1: Oh, come on! That’s just a story someone made up.
麻生水城は１６歳なんだってば もう高校生じゃん Teacher1: Asou Mizuki’s supposed to be 16. He’s already in high school.
そお？ 芸能人の年齢詐称なんて珍しくも何ともないじゃん Teacher2: Really? It’s not unusual for celebrities to hide their real age, you know.
それよりも麻生水城狂いのあんた噂聞いて大人しいってのがフシギ――― Teacher2: I’m amazed how calm you are after hearing that rumor considering how big of a nut you are over Asou Mizuki.
何言ってんの Teacher1: What are you talking about?
私はね 麻生水城が好きなんじゃなくて Teacher1: I’ll have you know that I’m not in love with Asou Mizuki.
麻生水城が好きだった人に似てるからで… Teacher1: It’s just Asou Mizuki looks a lot like a person I used to have a crush on.
えー Teacher2: Eeeh?!
あんた好きな男いたの！？ Teacher2: You had a crush on a guy?!
フツーの男にはキョーミないのかと思ってた Teacher2(handwritten): I thought you weren’t interested in normal men.
ちゅ…中学生の時の話だって Teacher1: Th-This was when I was in middle school.
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その人滅多に学校には来なかったんだけど Teacher1: He almost never came to school.
たまに現れると女子達がすごい騒いでね――― もうすぐ分かんの Teacher1: But the girls would always make such a fuss whenever he did come. You could always tell when he was there.
そういやいっつも屋上でひとり授業さぼってたなー Teacher1: Come to think of it, he would always skip class and hang out on the roof by himself.
へー 彼女とかいなかったん？ Teacher2: Hm… Didn’t he have a girlfriend? さぁ… Teacher1: Dunno…
でもよくゲジ眉の男子ならくっついて回ってたけど Teacher1: But a guy with fuzzy eyebrows was always stuck to him like glue.
なんだそれ Teacher2: What’s with that?
はははは SFX: Hahahaha!
ま Teacher2(side comment): Well,
でもさー 私らと同級ってことは今元気してたら29歳ってことだよね Teacher2: you know, since he was in the same grade as us, that’d make him 29 if he’s well and kicking.
もうとっくに結婚してんじゃないの Teacher2: I bet he got married a long time ago.
ぐさ。 SFX: Strikes home.
そりゃそうだ Teacher1: I know that.
でも「藤崎」って文字見ただけで反応してしまうなんて Teacher1: I still can’t believe I got all worked up after seeing the name “Fujisaki.”
コッ コッ SFX: Click Clack
たかが子ども時代のレンアイ感情だと思ってたのに Teacher1: I just thought it was childish puppy love.
は――― SFX: Sigh.
ほんとうに好きだったんだなあ I really did like him…
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ガチャ SFX: Click
くか――― SFX: ZZZZ
ふ… Teacher1: Fu…
藤崎くん...？ Teacher1: Fujisaki-kun…?
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うそ…まさか… No way. It can’t be.
あ… Teacher1: Um…
あの… Teacher1: Excuse me…
ふ… Teacher1: Fu-
藤崎… Teacher1: Fujisaki…
そんなはずはない…か You couldn’t be…could you?
藤崎直樹くん...？ じゃないよね Teacher1: You aren’t Fujisaki Naoki-kun…are you?
でも But…
藤崎 Naoki: I’m Fujisaki
砂名です Naoki: Sana. 忘れられないこの声だって I could never forget this voice.
…って藤崎お前 さっきの時間どこ行ってたんだ HR Teacher: Hey Fujisaki, where were you last period?
天使バージョン Sign: Angelic Version
あ…すみません 気分が悪かったので保健室へ行ってました（屋上で熟睡） Naoki: Oh, I’m sorry. I wasn’t feeling well, so I went to the nurse’s room. (I was deep asleep on the roof)
もう平気でーす Naoki(handwritten): I’m all better now!
先程 本性に触れたクラスメートたち Note: The students saw his true colors earlier.
カッ SFX: Clack
―で文化祭のだしものだが HR Teacher: So, about the school festival,
一クラス最低一組何でもいいんでステージに立つ強者ボシュウと！！ HR Teacher: we need at least one valiant volunteer from every class to do something on stage!!
マンザイでも何でもいいぞ―― HR Teacher: You can do standup comedy or whatever you want.
ぎゃははは Handwritten: Kya ha ha ha!
マジかよー Handwritten: He serious? できねー Handwritten: I can’t do that!
ス SFX: Slowly raises hand
ざわ SFX: Rustle
ふ… HR Teacher: F-
藤崎…？ HR Teacher: Fujisaki…?
って HR Teacher(side comment): Wait,
え…？ HR Teacher: What…?
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な…なにアイツ Student: Wh-What’s he trying to pull?
何する気なわけ？ Student2: What’s he gonna do anyway?
ひそ SFX: Whisper
ひそ SFX: Whisper
へー以外― Student3: Wow, that was unexpected.
ひそ SFX: Whisper
ステージ上でタロットカード占いとかじゃねぇのー Student1: I bet he’ll read tarot cards on stage or something.
くすくす SFX: Giggles
ひとりしりとりとか？ Student1: Or play Shiritori by himself?
くす SFX: Giggles
うっわ暗―！！ Student2: Dang, that’s depressing!!
くす くす SFX: Giggle Giggle
ふ…藤崎… HR Teacher: F-Fujisaki…
もし誰かにやらされてるんならムリしなくてもいいんだぞ HR Teacher: You don’t have you force yourself to do this if someone’s putting you up to it.
で…い…いったいお前何をする気で… HR Teacher: But…what on earth are you planning to do, anyway?
麻生水城のマネでもしようかなと Naoki: I thought I might try an Asou Mizuki impersonation.
ちょ… Student: Wait…
こいつ自分が何言ってんのかわかってんの？ Studnet1: Does he even know what he’s talking about?
カンチガイしてるんじゃ… Student1: Maybe he’s got the wrong idea…
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
ざわ SFX: Chatter
家にカガミねぇんだろ Student2: I bet he doesn’t have any mirrors at home.
くす SFX: Giggle
ひでー Student3: You’re horrible.
くす SFX: Giggle
信じらんねー Student4: I can’t believe this guy.
さみーよコイツ Student4: That’s a lame joke.
マジ Student4(side comment): Seriously now.
ざわ SFX: Chatter
電波あびてんじゃねーの！！ Student1: I swear he’s crazy!!
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あ…あのな藤崎… HR Teacher: N-Now see here, Fujisaki…
ざわ SFX: Clamor
芸能人に憧れる気持ちもわからんでもないがもう少し… HR Teacher: It’s not like I don’t understand how you admire some celebrities, but you should do something a little more…
その…なんだ… HR Teacher(side comment): Well, you know…
ス SFX: Slowly removes glasses
じゃあ Naoki: So,
これなら問題ないですかね Naoki: there shouldn’t be any problems now, right?
せんせ Naoki(Side comment): Teach?
麻生さんは明日 ニューシングルをリリースの予定なんですよね Host: Asou-san, you’re releasing a new single tomorrow, right?
あ Sana: Oh,
は…はい Sana: r-right.
それでですね 今日は本題にないドッキリ企画 Host: And there you have it. Today I came up with a surprise that wasn’t put in the script.
リリース前の曲を特別にこの番組で披露して頂けないかと思って用意させて頂いてるんですよ Host: I was hoping we could get a sneak peek at your new song before you release it. Everything’s already all set up.
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…え…？ Sana: Huh…?
ちょ…っ待っ Sugino: Hey, hold it!
俺は聞いてないぞ Sugino: No one told me about this!
えええーええ―――！！！？ Sana: EEEEEEEH?!!!
さ 麻生さんどうぞこちらへ Host: C’mon. Please come this way, Asou-san.
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じゃあ Naoki: So…
ス、 SFX: Slowly removes glasses
これなら問題ないですかね Naoki: there shouldn’t be any problems now, right?