eyfey Releaseshttps://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/rss2016-09-17T21:01:49+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42748Translation: Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 2032016-09-17T21:01:49+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.comPyu to Fuku Jaguar Volume 10 Chapter 203 Translation – ピューと吹く！ジャガー titleimg: Pyu to fuku! Jaguar イラスト・題字 / 宮崎県 荒武 あやかさん small text: Title illustration by from Ayatake Ayaka from Miyazaki 第203笛 何だぁ～いいもんあっぺしあぁ！ The 203rd recorder: Woah~ I foun' someth'n good!
-p1- 日本語発音アクセント大辞典 book title: Japanese Accent and Pronunciation Dictionary 改訂版 small text: Revised Edition
-p6- いや...キそう！今にもなんか降りてきたそう！ piyo: Well... Almost got it! It's like something just descended into me! 今日は なんだかいい曲が書ける気がする...よし川原行こう！ Piyo: Somehow, I feel like I can write a great song today... To the river bed!
-p7- しばらくギターから距離置いてた甲斐があったな piyo: It looks like taking a break from guitar was worth it. フフフ...この勢いは もう誰にも止められないぜ！ Piyo: Heheheh... With this energy, no one can stop me now! ガチャッ [door opening] sfx: click –
Page 74 -p1- バタン... [door closing] sfx: shut
-p2- あ 泊まれました...... piyo: Ah. I was stopped.... ガビーン [shock sfx- the group requested to leave these as “gabiing”] sfx: Gabiing
-p3- こ...こんにちは*マークさん... どうしたんです今日は？ piyo(a): H... Hello Mark-san... piyo(b): How are you today? あの...ジャガーさん 今留守ですけど... piyo: Um... Jaguar-san isn't home right now... ＊ジャガーとピヨ彦は福嗣くんの名前を「内海マークシティ」さんだと思っています。 Under panel:*Jaguar-san and Piyohiko think that Fukushi-kun's name is “Utsumi Markcity”-san.
-p4- mark: …......
-p5- ええ～何だろう...なんかうっすら笑ってるみたいに見えるけど... piyo: Uhh... What was that...? It looked kind of like he smiled ever so slightly... ドキドキ sfx: badump badump 相変わらずしゃべんないからわかんね～！！ piyo: But as usual, I can't understand him because he won't say a word!!
-p6- ス...[pointing at piyo] sfx: points piyo: !?
-p7- えっ... ？？ piyo(a): Huh... piyo(b): ?? あ... え？何かついてます...？ piyo(a): Uh... piyo(b): Huh? Is there something stuck...? mark: …... –
Page75 -p1- これ いくら？[the lines above the text represent the rising/falling of the tone of his voice AKA he's making sure to pronounce things in a standard accent as opposed to his rural accent] Mark: How much does this cost?
-p2- [no text]
-p3- あ...え？ あ...このＴシャツですか？ piyo(a): Uh... huh? piyo(b): Oh... This T-shirt? え～どうだったかな... 3千円ぐらいだったと思いますけど... piyo(a): Um... How much was it... piyo(b): I think it was around 3,000 yen... [tn: about $30 USD]
-p4- いいよね [pronunciation lines still included] mark: That is very nice.
-p5- 1: ….........
-p6- 何なのー！？ Piyo: What was that!? ガビーン sfx: gabiing 何で急に服の値段聞いてきたの この人！？ ワケわからないよ～！ piyo(a): Why did this guy suddenly ask me about the price of my shirt!? piyo(b): I don't understand!
-p7- まともな話しかけられるのはほとんど初めてに等しいのに... 最初にする質問じゃないだろー piyo(a): This is pretty much practically the first time we've ever properly spoken, but... piyo(b): That's not the sort of question you ask right off the bat! ドキドキ sfx: badump badump 普通 人に会ってまずシャツの値段気にならないだろー！？ Piyo: Normally when you first meet someone you wouldn't care about how much their shirt costs, right!? Mark: …...... –
Page 76 -p1- mark: …...... piyo: …......
-p2- パンダすき？ [more pronunciation lines] mark: Do you like pandas? ガビーン sfx: Gabiing ええ～！？ Piyo: Huhh!?
-p3- ま...まあそうですね...... パンダ...好きです piyo(a): W... Well, I guess... piyo(b): I like... pandas. 2番目パンダかよー！！普通にならないだろー！！ piyo: The second question is pandas!! That's not normal, right!? いいよねー [lines again] mark: That is very nice. フフフ... sfx: heheheh...
-p4- なんかわかんないけど悪い感情は持たれてなさそうだな... piyo: I don't really get it, but it doesn't seem like he has any bad intentions... とりあえず話しかけてくれてるし piyo: For now, I'll just try talking to him. 軽快なトークを望んでるのかもしれない...よし！ Piyo: Maybe he just wants to have a light chat... okay!
-p5- あの...動物好きなんですか？ Piyo: Um... Do you like animals? マークさん犬と猫ならどっちが好きですか？ Piyo: Between cats and dogs, which one do you like more, Mark-san?
-p6- [no text]
-p7- mark: …......... piyo: ….........
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-p1- シカトかよ～！！ 食い付きやすそうの質問したじゃないですか～ piyo: He ignored me!! Wasn't that a pretty easy to answer question...? ガビーン sfx: Gabiing mark: …... わかんね～...何求めてんのこの人ー！？ Piyo: I don't get it... What does he want!?
-p2- ...あ！ Mark: ...oh! え？ piyo: Huh?
-p3- これは いくら？ [lines again] Mark: How much does this cost? ガビーン sfx: Gabiing また値段の話！？ Piyo: Prices again!?
-p4- それって このサンダルですか...？ え~...これはたしか8千円くらいしました piyo(a): By “this”, do you mean these sandals...? piyo(b): Uhh... If I remember correct they were about 8,000 yen. [tn: about $80 USD] へぇ～... いいよねー [lines] mark: Huh... That is very nice. フフフ sfx: heheheh
-p5- あ！もしかして服とか好きなんですか？ Piyo: Oh! Could it be you're interested in clothes? なんか好きなブランドとかあります？ Piyo: Do you have any favorite brands?
-p6- [no text]
-p7- チクショー！！話しかけるとシカトだよ piyo: Damnit!! When I try to talk to him he ignores me! ガビーン sfx: gabiing mark: …... 何コレ新手のイアがらせー！？ Piyo: What is this, some new type of harassment!?
-p8- ......あ！ Mark: ...oh! え！？ piyo: Huh!? な...何ですか？ Piyo: Wh... What is it? –
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-p1- じゃぁ... [lines] mark: Well then... また！[lines] mark: See you!
-p2- [no text]
-p3- バタン [door closing] sfx: shut
-p4- ええええ～！？ Piyo: Huuuhh!? ガビーン sfx: Gabiing
-p5- 帰っちゃったよ～！！と思ったら... 隣りじゃねぇかよォ！！ piyo(a): He left!! or so I thought... piyo(b): But he just went next door!! ガビーン ガビーン ガビーン... sfx: Gabiing Gabiing Gabiing... 知らなかったよーあの人お隣さん！？ってことは あの人生徒なのー！？ Piyo: I had no idea! He was our neighbor!? So that means... he's a student!?
-p6- [no text]
-p7- ハァ... いろいろ驚きすぎて完全に勢い死んじゃったな... piyo: sigh... That was all so surprising that I completely lost my momentum... カンカン[walking up metal stairs] stx: step step フゥ... text: phew... 全然いい曲できなかった またしばらく充電かな... piyo(a): I couldn't write any good songs at all. piyo(b): Maybe I should take some time to re-charge again...
-p3- 強いて言えば～ [lines] mark: If I had to say. ネコかな～ [lines] mark: Probably cats.
-p4- え？ piyo: huh? あ...え？ Piyo: Oh... huh?
-p5- ブランドはー別に ないね mark: Not any brands in particular.
-p6- 1: …........
-p7- じゃあまた！ Mark: Well then, see you! ガララ sfx: slide ピシャッ sfx: shut あ...どうもおやすみなさい... piyo: Oh... Good night then...
-p8- piyo: …......
-p9- わかんねぇ～あの人............ piyo: I don't understand that guy... ガビーン sfx: gabiing いろいろあんだよ 地方の人は... box: They come in all types, those country folk... –
ひとこと title: Afterword 僕は上京してすぐのころは標準語をしゃべってる自分がはずかしくて仕方ありませんでした。標準語とは違うものだという感覚があったからです。まるで普段から芝居のセリフをしゃべってるような感じがして気持ち悪いし。かといって方言まる出しでしゃべる勇気もないのでふくし君のように短い単語をつないで会話してました。 たぶん相当あやしかっただろうと思います。 Text: Immediately after moving to Tokyo, it was so embarrassing speaking with a standard accent. It felt like I was doing it wrong. It was so uncomfortable, like going from speaking normally to reading lines from a play. And yet, I didn't have the courage to openly speak in my own dialect either, so like Fukushi-kun, I just spoke by stringing short bits of vocabulary together. I bet people probably thought I was really suspicious.https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42482Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 332016-05-06T01:34:09+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 4 Chapter 33 Translation ---
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-p1- Chapter 33: Get excited! PSIlent night! –-
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-p1- flag: Today only -Xmas Eve sale - 12/24 - Tomorrow will be the xmas sale
-p2- saiki: sigh...
-p3- saiki: So it's Christmas eve, I thought it was unusually crowded... saiki: I hate Christmas
-p4- saiki: Sure, on the surface, the Christmas lights are pretty and there's a happy mood wherever you go saiki: For example, over here may seem to be a warm and fluffy scene
-p5- saiki: But when you can read people's minds, you'll notice a few “imitations” mixed in ---
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-p1- saiki(a): Wherever there's light, there is darkness saiki(b): Even this blissful atmosphere [bubbles top row right to left, then bottom row right to left] 1(white): Wow! The lights are so pretty~♡ 1(black): siigh... I feel sick... 2(w): I made reservations at the restaurant 2(b): Do you even understand what Christmas is, idiot? 3(w): let's go over there! 3(b) Graah! I just want to destroy everything!! 4(w): This is fun! 4(b): Quit getting excited you pig 5(w): It's so cold, can we cuddle up? 5(b): Break up already... 6(w): Your hands are so warm Yu-kun 6(b): siggh Tatsurou and Mariah are so annoying... saiki: gets overshadowed by the darkness in someone else's heart
-p2- saiki: For example: on the surface, that group of boys over there seem like they're having fun 1: Man, there's couples everywhere~ 2: Well, whatever, drinking together with the guys is more fun anyway! 3: Yeah! sfx: hahaha b1: I'm so jealous... b2: Christmas can just die... b3: Why do I have to hang with these guys.. saiki: But inside they're anything but content
-p3- saiki: And at first glance, the people over there in santa outfits look like they're getting really into it 1: How about some cake! 2: We still have some left! B1: ahh, gotta work... It's not like I didn't have other plans though... it's because I have to work b2: I know why santa wears red now... It's so the blood doesn't stand out... saiki: But they're just working, so they can't afford to get carelessly excited
-p4- saiki: You can see it even among couples 1: Let's be together next year too ♡ 2: yeah ♡ black top: I was turned down by the girl I like so I guess it's just this girl today... black bottom: There's no way we'll still be together. After I get my present I'll look for a good time to break up saiki: On the surface, they look like happy, but underneath they're thinking these sorts of things
-p5- saiki: give me a break, this strained atmosphere is making the whole town feel uncomfortable...
-p6- saiki: Nowadays, the only people that get excited over christmas are kids... saiki: And couples who are madly in love...
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-p1- saiki: So for my parents who have both of these qualities mixed together 1: Wow amazing 2: I'm taking a picture saiki: of course they'd get excited
-p2- saiki: What do you think saiki: Of these kinds of parents?
-p3- saiki: My house is like this every year 1: Woah! Someone's going in! 2: Someone that lives here! Saiki: What a pain... Please think about the feelings of your son that has to come home to this
-p4- saiki: hm?
-p5- saiki: Somehow I've got this bad feeling... 1: Oh Ku-chan! Welcome home! ---
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-p1- mom: You were out pretty late, huh! The party's about to start! Nen: Oh! What took you so long, partner!
-p2- sfx: slam nen: Oh!? Where are you going Partner!? door: lock mom(a): Ahh! You even locked it! mom(b): Even though we're the ones inside, it feels like we got locked out! Hey Ku-chan!
-p4- 1: We ran into each other at the supermarket!
-p5- mom: I invited him because he was all alone! Parties are more fun when there are more people! Nen: Ohh! I was just out buying food so it was pretty lucky! Sai: Seriously, give me a break...
-p6- sai: I mean, It's not like I think of Christmas as a special day or anything... sai: In fact it's extremely ordinary
-p7- sai: But usually this would be an excuse to bring in a character of the opposite gender text: Model – Teruhashi Kokomi-san teru: I... I just came here to eat some dinner! Don't get the wrong idea! Sai: That's just how christmas works in the world of manga ---
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-p1- sai: So what is this? Nen: Hey! Don't get the wrong idea here! I helped pay for some of the food you know! Mom: Nendou-kun bought these potato chips sai: Are you supposed to be the heroine of this manga?
-p2- sai: What a pain, this is why I hate Christmas... 1: Could you carry this to the table Partner-kun? 2: Oh! Leave it to me! Sai: Not to mention he's really fitting it well
-p4- sai: Give me a break, here comes one more annoying person... sfx: thud thud thud
-p5- dad: Merry Christmas! Dad: Santa has arrived~!! sai: You can't say “I'm home” if you're Santa
-p6- dad: Everyone's been such good kids that I brought a mountain of presents~ dad: First is for mama......
-p7- 1: …...... 2: …...... ---
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-p1- sfx right: slip sfx left: rip
-p2- dad: Mama... C'mere a sec... mom: ?
-p3- dad: Uh... Who is that? What's up? Sfx: whisper whisper mom: That's Ku-chan's friend Nendou-kun dad(a): Hey... Tell me these things before hand~... dad(a): I looked like a big idiot just now~ sai: That's because you are a big idiot
-p4- dad: ...wait ...what!? Dad: You said he's Kusuo's friend!?
-p7- 1(a): I see... to think he'd be friends with that cheeky uncooperative Kusuo 1(b): who if only he didn't have that power I would've beaten him down 2 or 3 times by now sai: I'll beat you down 2: What a nice guy! I should introduce myself!
-p8- dad: Hey nice to meet you Nendou-kun!! dad: I'm Kusuo's dad, Kuniharu... sfx: spin ---
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-p1- nen: Oh... Partner's old man huh... nen: Nice to meet you, heh heh...
-p2- txt: ...He's a criminal...
-p3- dad: Mama... C'mere a sec... mom: ?
-p4- dad: Um, are they really friends? He totally has the face of a criminal you know? Dad: That's no good if he's a bully sfx: hush hush mom: That's not true! Partner-kun's a nice kid saiki: How long are you going to keep that up
-p5- nen: Still, that really surprised me! Dad: !
-p6- nen: You were all dressed up as Santa when you came in! Nen: I seriously thought Santa was here! I was shocked!
-p7- 1: Maaan~ This is pretty well made ---
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-p1- dad(a): Oh... dad(b): Y... You think so? Sai: You're happy about that?
-p2- 1(a): Well, I guess? 1(b): I'm pretty picky about my costume... y'know? Like the beard too? It uses real hair? 2: Woooaah awesome!! 3: If you want... you can try it on? Sai: My parents are pushovers
-p3- 1: Merry!! 2: Christmas!!
-p4- dad: wooow nendou-kun! You're a real easy to talk to guy, aren'tcha!! sfx: ahahahaha dad: You're cheerful and honest and your face is gross, you're the total opposite of Kusuo nen: Oh? What's that? Sai: He's fitting in so easily, it's like he's someone from an overseas homestay program
-p5- dad: I'm really happy though... dad: You actually believed my Santa act...
-p6- 1: Even when Kusuo was 0 years old and he saw it for the first time, he would always just stare at me as if he were looking at garbage! Sai: So you should have stopped back then ---
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-p1- 1: You really are a good honest kid Nendou-kun!! 2: Oh? I don't think I'm a good kid though 3: Eh?
-p2- Nen: I mean, after all Santa never comes to my place
-p3- dad: What!? What does your dad think he's doing!? Mom: Oh, how sad
-p4- 1: I don't have a dad. He died before I was born 2: Wha!?
-p5- mom(a): I... I had no idea... mom(b): I'm sorry... for bringing up painful memories nen(a): Oh? Why? nen(b): It's fine, he died before I was born so I never really knew him
-p6- nen: Plus I've got my mom! Nen: Just because Santa never comes doesn't mean I'm sad
-p7- dad(a): I see... oh! dad(b): I have to go out for a second mom: The two of you enjoy the food! ---
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-p1- nen: Oh? What's up? Sai: It's because you're telling sad stories
-p2- 1: But still
-p3- nen: Your dad's pretty weird too Partner
-p4- sai: Speaking from experience “weird” doesn't even come close to describing it nen: Geheheh but dressing up as Santa is genius though!
-p5- 1: If my dad were still around, I wonder if he'd be like that too~ sai: ...hmph What are you talking about
-p6- sai: My dad's “weird”ness is only beginning mom: Sorry for leaving like that~ 1: Oh? Where's Partner's dad?
-p7- 1: Oh, it seems like there was some sort of mistake at his work so he had to leave to go lick the customer's shoes 2: Ohh!? Sound's tough for Partner's dad 3: Let's just enjoy this without him
-p8- nen: oh? ---
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-p1- nen: Woooaah What's that!? Nen: Someone that looks like Santa is trying to open the window!! sfx: rattle rattle rattle rattle
-p3- dad: Didn't I tell you to open it...! Geez! Mom: Sorry, I never thought you would show up immediately sai: This is really shoddy
-p4- 1(a): Pheew~ 1(b): Oof...
-p5- dad: Hey there Nendou-kun, nice to meet you dad: I'm Santa sai: See? He's a pretty unique dad, isn't he?
-p6- sai: Still, no matter how hard you try to force it, there's no way this would work a second time... sai: Even Nendou would notice...
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-p1- nen: No way... nen: The real Santa showed up...! sai: or not. It is Nendou after all.
-p2- nen: Woahh It's really Santa!! I can't believe it!! dad: Ho ho ho... nen: Awesome! This is my first time seeing him!! sai: I just saw him a minute ago
-p3- nen: Woow! But now that I'm seeing the real thing, it's totally different from Partner's dad... nen: His costume was kind of cheap looking, but this one's totally different! dad(a): Ho ho... dad(b): I guess...
-p4- 1: Woah! Please shake my hand Santa!! 2: sure thing sai: Give me a break, he's way to into this 3: Oh!
-p5- nen: That's right!! Show me those! Nen: The reindeer!! Santa always brings reindeer with him, right!?
-p6- 1(a): …... 1(b): Uh 2(a): You drove them here today too, right? 2(b): Man~ I think I've always wanted to meet the reindeer more than Santa
-p1- dad: O.K. They're parked outside right now, go take a look dad: I'm counting on you, Kusuo...! sai: don't drag me into this
-p2- 1: Seriously!? Lemme see!! mom: Please Ku-chan! Just play along! Okay? Sai: give me a break... reindeer are...
-p3- 1: Woooah! I've never seen one before! Sai: Well, these should be fine... sfx: twitch
-p4- sfx: sliide
-p5- 1: Woooah!! Reindeer!! That's awesome!! sai: They're just regular deer though
-p6- dad: Look Nendou-kun, a present nen(a): Ohh!! nen(b): F... For me!? Sai: It was actually for me ---
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-p1- nen: Alright!! nen: I'll treasure this for the rest of my life!!
-p3- 1: Nice! That makes 2 presents! Dad: Huh?
-p4- 1(a): 2 presents... 1(b): I thought you've never received a christmas present before? 2: Yeah, never from santa
-p5- nen: But my mom gives me some
-p6- nen: Every year, in the middle of the night she leaves a present by my pillow while I'm sleeping nen: I wonder why she never just gives it to me directly though?
-p8- sai: ...What a good mom...... ---
https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42170Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 342016-01-04T06:39:41+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 4 Chapter 34 Translation ---
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PSI 34: A PSIriously Annoying New Years (Part 1)
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-p1- 1: January 1st 2: New year's day
-p2- sign top: fortunes
-p3- 1: Woah~ There sure are a lot of people~
-p4- mom: but of course~ It is new year's after all dad: geez... dad: All these people who just crowd the shrine for new years when they don't even believe in god .. Japanese people sure are something sai: you're doing it too though
-p5- sai: What a pain... My parents forced me to come along but... sai(a): Why do I have to come to such a crowded place right first thing in the new year? sai(b): I just want to spend my new year's quietly at home
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-p1- sai: More importantly, how many more chapters in a row is the author going to keep doing crowded places? sai: Drawing people is a big pain you know, someone's going to start cutting corners... 1: Ah!
-p2- 1: There's the front shrine! 2: Let's all go greet the gods!
-p3- dad: Please let me get along well with mama again this year sfx: clap clap mom: What? Don't be silly papa mom: Why are you praying facing me?
-p4- dad(a): Hey, what are you talking about- Aren't you one of the gods? dad(b): At least you'll always be my goddess... mom: Oh Papa sai: It's tough seeing this old man's cheesy smile right when the new year starts
-p5- 1: Let's see~ What should I pray for sfx: plink plink clink sai: A prayer huh...
-p6- sai: I can already get anything I want by myself, so nothing really comes to mind... sfx: clang clang sai: I don't even believe in gods or buddhas in the first place
-p7- dad: I want to win 2 million in the lottery!! sai: That's different from what you said before dad: Please!! God!! Kusuo-sama!! sai: so this is just a round-about way to ask me for a favor
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-p1- sai: Well whatever, I might as well pray anyway sai: I want to spend my new years peacefully... I guess
-p2- sai: Okay. We've visited the shrine so now we can finally go home... 1: Huh!?
-p3- kai: Isn't that Saiki!! I didn't know you were here! Sai: See? There's no such thing as god
-p4- kai: Kukuku, what a twist of fate this is...! sai: Running into this annoying guy right at the start of the new year, what a pain... sai: Also your scarf is too long, it's dragging
-p5- kai: Hmph, I see... The so called “new years shrine visit”... Let's get this straight though, I just happen to be here by chance kai(a): After all, there's no such thing as gods in this world... kai(b): Hm?
-p6- 1(a):...... 2(a): D... Do you know these two Saiki...? sai: Nope. They're complete strangers
-p7- 1: Wha!? Saiki's parents!?
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-p1- dad: Hello, I'm papa! Thank's for looking out for our Kusuo!! kai: Huh!? I... mom(a): I'm mama~ Well aren't you sweet! mom(b): Thank you for getting along with Ku-chan! Kai: Huh?
-p2- kai(a): Um... kai(b): That's... kai: Uhh...
-p3- kai: N...Nice to meet you... I'm... um.. the Jet... uh... Kaidou... [in small text ->] Well... That's just my borrowed mumble mumble kai: I truly... I mean, I should be thanking you for...yeah... mom: Oh so your name's Kaidou ♡ sai: Decide whether you're going to break your chuunibyou character or not already
-p4- 1: Wow, to think Kusuo had friends other than Nendou-kun sai: First of all, Nendou's not a friend 2: I was really suprised! 3: Yeah that's right, to think Kusuo has two whole friends... 4: Nope! That's not it!
-p5- mom: It's because I just prayed “I want Kusuo to make a ton of friends”! Mom: And just like that one showed up! It's like an instant miracle sai: Then grant my prayer too
-p6- dad: Oh I prayed for that too~ dad: Looks like mama and me were thinking the same thing ♡ sai: You prayed for 2 mil
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-p1- mom: You haven't prayed yet, right Kaidou? You should take care of that now! kai(a): O-Okay! kai(b): I shwill!! sai: you “shwill”? [tn: I shall + I will]
-p2- kai: Well I'm off to do battle with the gods then...! sai: So are there gods or not?
-p3- 1: Kaidou-kun is such a nice kid! 2: Yeah, his scarf is dragging but he's a good kid! Sai: Your criteria for a “good kid” is too lax
-p4- kai: Saiki's parents are kind of weird, but they see like nice people... kai: Well, time to pray
-p5- sfx big: clang clang sfx small: clap clap
-p6- kai: Please let me make a ton of friends...! sai: you too?
-p7- sfx: bow
-p8- kai: Ku ku ku
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-p1- kai: Seems like negotiations have broken down... kai: Hmph... to think we'd have to fight with god... sai: So what was that bow for then?
-p2- mom: What did you wish for Kaidou-kun? Kai: Oh uh that's... it's the a top secret! sai(a): is fumbling over your words because you can't decide if you want to break character or not? sai(b): You're stuttering
-p3- 1: Huh? Kaidou-kun! Kai: Hm?
-p4- hai: Oh? Saiki's here too, what a coincidence! Happy new years everyone! 1: Hairo! sai: That doesn't look like a very new years outfit
-p5- 1: Hairo... Could this be because of my prayer..? kai: H...Hey, so you were here too 2: Are you two doing your new year's visit?
-p6- hai: Actually so am I... hm?
-p7- 1: Saiki-kun, who are these two...? sai: Ah...
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-p1- hai(a): Oh so you're Saiki-kun's parents hai(b): Sorry to intrude on your family outing hai: It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Hairo Kineshi, I'm the class representative of Kusuo-kun's class at school
-p2- 1: I'm always relying on Kusuo-kun text: What a great kid!! sai: Well... that's true for this guy
-p3- 1: Hairo-kun is such a nice polite kid! 2: Yeah, what a great kid 3: Except he's just dressed a little too lightly
-p4- mom: Ku-chan has so many friends, I'm so happy I could cry! Dad: Since when are you so good at getting along with others!? Sai: All of them just selfishly follow me around on their own
-p5- sai(a): Could you be quiet for a second though? sai(b): I'm a little curious about something
-p6- sfx: clang clang sfx white: clap clap
-p7- hai: Please let me find a hot blooded rival... hai: Someone who comes at me full force... someone I could call a formidable foe...! sai: so heated ---
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-p1- mom: What did you wish for Hairo-kun? Hairo: Hahaha let's just say it's a secret sai: Give me a break, why is everyone praying for friends?
-p4- 1: Nendou-kun! So you came too! 2: Ohh! It's Saiki's mom and dad hai: C... could it be...
-p5- hai: could this be because of my prayer...! hai: Then Nendou is the one who will be my forbidable foe...!
-p6- 1: Hey Nendou-kun, are you any good at tennis? 2(a): Oh? 2(b): I've never tried but I'm probably pretty good sai: Give me a break, again...? sai: Everyone's prayers keep being answered one after another...
-p7- sai: Well, it's probably just coincidence... 1: Amazing! My prayers were really answered! 2: Huh!? So what was everyone doing here!? 3: Obviously we're visiting the shrine for new years, idiot sai: but I wonder why...
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-p1- sai: Why was my prayer the only one unanswered? kai(a): Good grief... you just show up out of nowhere every time kai(b): You're like a cockroach nen: What was that!? Hai: Hey Nendou-kun would you like to join the tennis club!? Dad: Wow~ Everyone's so energetic and lively, right mama? Mom: I can't believe Ku-chan has this many friends
-p2- sai: In any case please just don't make me suffer any more than this 1(a): Oh, have you prayed yet Nendou-kun? 1(b): You should go ahead 2: Oh? Praying?
-p3- nen: Ohh the thing where you ring the bell? Sure I'll go do it sai: Guh... so you're going to do it too?
-p4- sai: I don't think any more will show up but... sai: coincidences always happen in groups
-p5- sai: Just don't pray for something weird nen: Alright
-p6- sfx: clang clang clang
-p7- sfx: clang... clang... nen: …... ---
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-p1- nen: Okay! Let's go get some ramen! Sai: What was that
-p2- sai: Well... it's fine. If he prays for something pointless it'll just trigger some event and be a big pain dad: Ha ha ha Nendou-kun that's not how you do it nen: Oh?
-p3- dad: You're just ringing the bell when you do that. Here, let me show you an example nen: Oh?
-p4- 1: Okay? You have to put in your offering first sfx: clink 2: Ringing the bell comes after that
-p5- 1: then once you've rung the bell, bow your head two times sfx: clang clang 2: and clap your hands twice in prayer
-p6- dad: then you pray... 1: Please let Kusuo get a nice girlfriend... dad: Then after bowing once more, you're done nendou: Oohh! Sai: Excuse me what was that prayer just now?
-p7- sai: No... It couldn't be... This is just coincidence right? Sai: plus dad already prayed once, so there's no way this should get granted...
-p8- 1: Oh... Is that... sai: Stop that. I don't even have to look to know.
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-p1- teru: Wow! Saiki-kun, what a coincidence! Teru: meeting in a place like this, I'm so lucky... Oops I mean Saiki's so lucky ♡
-p2- 1: Right as the new year starts, we've got the whole cast together... dad: Heey Kusuo let's go draw fortunes...
-p4- dad: W...Who is this beautiful girl!? Dad: One of Kusuo's friends!?
-p5- dad: It couldn't be... Because of my prayer just now...!? dad: But still, having her be this cute is pissing me off...! sai: don't ask me
-p6- 1: Ouph...!! T-Teruhashi-san!! So you were here too!? Mom: Oh!? Who is it this time!? 2: Hey Teruhashi-san!
-p7- top right: What are you doing in a place like this!? Oh? Bottom right: she's visiting the shrine for new years you idiot Top middle: Wow! Aren't you beautiful! Top left: Nice to meet you! I'm Kusuo's dad! Left middle: I'm ku-chan's mama! Bottom left: Eh? Saiki's...!?
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-p1- sai: Just stop it already...! What's happening here? 1: blah blah blah 2: blah blah-blah 3: blah-blah blah sai: You can't call this just a coincidence anymore
-p2- sai: That's enough, I'm going home dad: What's that? Going home Kusuo? Sai: I just want peace and quiet
-p3- dad: even though everyone's already here, you're such a spoilsport~ dad(a): Oh! dad(b): I know!
-p4- dad: Why doesn't everyone come along to our house! We've got new years snacks! Mom: Yeah! Come visit!! nen: Ohh!! Let's go!! hai: I'll take you up on that offer if it won't be a bother sai: Please god just grant my wish already
-p5- kai: Oh, but what about your prayer Teruhashi-san? Teru: I'll just come back later teru: Heheh I don't have anything I need to pray for. I just came here to bring happiness to the people visiting the shrine ♡ sai: what are you, a god?
-p6- 1: First dream of the new year, first laugh, and first ouph ♡ sai: What is “first ouph” 2: Okay! Let's go!
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-p1- 1: Wooah!!
-p2- nen: This kuri kinton is great!! mom: Hee hee hee There's more where that came from~ dad: You're all growing children, so make sure to eat a lot~ hai: It's so gormet!! sai: What's with this scene? [tn: kuri kinton = candied chestnut + sweet potato] -p3- sai: My one and only safe space... kai: Hey! Quit eating all the kuri kinton hai: Yeah! Eat some rice!!
-p4- teru: This is so delicious! Would you teach me how to make it sometime? ♡ mom: Thank you~ ♡ Of course I will! Dad: ha ha You'll make a great wife someday Teruhashi-san sai: my first dream of the new year is a nightmare...
-p5- sai: Why can't I spend at least new year's peacefully... mom: Thank you everyone so much for getting along with Kusuo~
-p6- hai: There's no need to thank us, we spend time with him because we want to mom: Yeah! That's right! Sorry about that!
-p7- 1: I was just so happy...
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-p1- 1: Because of his powers, Ku-chan has never really had any friends before
-p6- 1: …...... sfx: silence 2: …...mama...
-p7- sai: Well, it finally got quiet... 1: You can't just say that... 2: Huh!? Sai: ...and? What's your plan here god?
--- Extra Page taka: ...huh? What? Taka: Could you repeat that?https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42130Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 322015-12-14T19:47:49+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 4 Chapter 32 Translation ---
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-p1- 1: Ku-chan!
-p2- mom: Can you go run a little errand for me? Chapter 32: ExPSIbition! Jump Festa
-p3- sai: sounds like a pain...... mom(a): Please! I was planning on going myself mom(b): but Papa's caught a cold so now I have to look after him
-p4- sai: He's an adult. He should be able to take care of his own cold. 1: Well, his fever's not that bad. It's only about 36.8 C sai: Make him do the errand
-p5- mom: But Papa says he needs me to stay with him no matter what... ♡ dad: Please... Stay by my side until the very end... dad: Let me see what it's like on the other side... mom: Okay! I'll be right here! Sai: Is he dying?
-p6- 1: Please! I'll even give you a reward sai: What a pain... I got it ...so?
-p7- sai: Where do I have to go? Mom: The place is a little far... ---
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-p1- 1: Jump Festa!
-p2- Chapter 32: ExPSIbition! Jump Festa
-p3- mom: You know Mrs. Miyagi? Mom: Her son said he really wanted some merchandise that they only sell there box: JF fun fact 1- There's a ton of merch at JF that you can't buy anywhere else!
-p4- sai(a): Give me a break sai(b): This isn't something you would just call an “errand” ---
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-p1- sai: Still... sai: That's a lot of people sign: Exhibit Zone
-p2- sai: With this many people around, it looks like my telepathy is pretty much useless... 1: JF is so fun! 2: I wish they had JF 90 times a year! 3: I'm so glad I came to JF! 4: JF is the only thing I live for 5: JF is the best! 6: After coming to JF, my grades improved and I got a girlfriend! JF is the best! sai: Stealth Marketing
-p3- sai: Is it really okay for me to just go in though? Sai: Well, whatever... box: JF fun fact 2- Entry into JF is 100% free!! Honestly speaking it sounds like bad business but who am I to talk! sfx: glance glance
-p4- sai: …... whoops! 2: Kya!! sai: Give me a break, to think I would actually bump into someone...
-p5- 1: Sorry 'bout that! Sai: Those are some insane street clothes
-p6- sai: Ohh! That's right! That must have been cosplay box: JF fun fact 3- There are lots of people who cosplay at JF!! But there's no changing rooms on ground, so be careful! [tn: In japan, cosplayers change into of their costumes at the con rather than travel there in cosplay]
-p7- sai: Yeah, When you look around there sure are a lot ---
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-p1- sai: There's some “One Piece” cosplays. They're pretty well made
-p2- sai: That's a lot of “Naruto”s over there saiki: Shadow Clones?
-p3- sai: …...! sai: …...?
-p4- sai: Whoops, I almost forgot my original goal. I have to go buy merch... 1: Huh!?
-p5- 1: Is that you Saiki!? Sai: Don't tell me that voice is...
-p6- kai: It is you!! I didn't know you were coming!? sai: Who are you
-p7- kai: Look! It's me! The Jet black wing!! sai: If you do this in real life people would understand sai: But when a manga character cosplays a manga character they just become a completely different character --- Page 5
-p1- 1(a): So you came to JF too Saiki!! 1(b): For a second I thought you were just someone in a Saiki cosplay! saiki(a): There's no such thing saiki(b): And why are you here? you're even cosplaying...
-p2- kai(a): Cosplay...? What are you talking about? kai(b): These are my normal clothes? Sai: In that case sorry but we can't hang out after this
-p3- kai: I never thought I'd run into you at a place like this, Saiki box: removed wig kai: You must read WJ too, huh! Sai: I just came here on an errand, and I haven't read any Jump lately [tn: WJ = Weekly Shonen Jump]
-p4- 1(a): Hey what WJ manga do you like? 1(b): One Piece? Naruto? Bleach!? Sai: I know them but I only read the volumes
-p5- kai: Private School British Academy? Sai: Never heard of it
-p6- kai(a): Magic Warp Hole? kai(b): “Muny's Uncanny Valley”? kai(c): “Takeda”'s pretty good too sai: I have seriously never heard of any of those kai: “Boku no watashi no Yuushagaku”? “Kanata Seven Change”? Sai: Not even once have I ever heard anything about these [tn: Those last two are real and were both written by the author of Saiki]
-p7- kai: Also there's “CROW” or “Otters 11”... sai: I've never heard of them, yet they're somehow familiar [tn: Manga from within the manga/anime Bakuman] ---
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-p1- kai: Well, there's plenty of interesting manga out there, but what I recommend is... kai: “Odd-eye Persona Cerberus”!! It's really good! Sai: As per usual, I have never heard of it
-p2- kai: Wha!? You've never heard of it!? Well I just happen to have my WJ with me, so let me show you! Kai: It's currently the manga with the most momentum in WJ right now! … Here it is! Saiki: It's pretty far back there for a manga that's supposed to have a lot of momentum [tn: Generally for Jump- Most popular series in the front, less popular series in the back]
-p3- kai: Isn't it cool!? Text: Odd-Eye Persona Cerberus sai: So you are cosplaying
-p4- kai: The main character is named Suvorov Smith Skywalker... sai: too long kai: He's really strong and cool! It's hard to think of him as just a regular guy sai: He's a manga character so he's not a regular guy
-p5- kai: Suvorov is and is a “First Member” of this “Laser Core” known as “Tanaphe” !! 1: It's off!! kai: Usually his powers are held back by the “vision mask” sealing his left eye 2: What is this light!? Kai: But when he removes the “vision mask” a blinding light shines and purges the enemy by “Rasterize”ing them sai: There's so much world building vocabulary that I can't understand anything that's happening, but what I CAN understand is that it sounds boring
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-p1- kai: Oh! That's right! There's an original manuscript booth over there, want to go take a look!? Kai: There are a ton of WJ originals on the wall! Sai: What a pain... This guy is more into this than usual...
-p3- kai: Woooah!! They're displaying a ton of original manuscripts!! kai: It's like a treasure trove!! box: JF fun fact 4- JF displays a lot of manuscripts from serialized Jump authors! This manga is on display too! Right? Sai: Finally, we get to see some real JF manga references
-p4- kai: Woah! It's the manuscript for “Ayakashi NIGHT”!! kai(a): And over here is “Mix☆Ju-Kiss♡” even “Kaze no Fuutarou”!! kai(b): What an impact!! sai(a): How long are you planning on naming manga that no one's heard about sai(b): Not to mention all of these titles sound really boring, is Jump going to be okay?
-p5- kai: This is bringing back all the feelings I had when I first saw these in WJ sai: Also stop calling Jump “WJ”, it's getting annoying sign: One Piece Oda Eichirou-sensei sai: hm?
-p6- sai: Ohh... sai: So this is a Mr. Oda Eichirou original...
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-p1- sai: It's incredible... sai: Seeing it in person really is different... sign: Oda Eichirou-sensei
-p2- sai: The intensity of the original is so different from the printed copy... It feels like the drawings have a sort of breath, or a kind of enthusiasm sai: This really is worth seeing with your own eyes... All I can say is that it's magnificent text: For the particulars, go to JF and experience it for yourself!
-p4- sai: Hmph, I'm not a fan of crowded places, but I got to see something good, so it was worth it kai: Wow~ Those manuscripts were awesome~ kai: Oh!!
-p5- kai: Look Saiki!! There's the J Food stall!! kai: Let's eat something!! box: JF fun fact 5- At the J food stall you can eat manga related food or desserts!! Honestly though, I've never tried it so I don't know much about it
-p6- sai: I guess I am a little hungry 1: Thank you very much! Kai: Yeah~ But still~... ---
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-p1- kai: But food stalls at places like this are like the ones at festivals, it's all just a bunch of expensive stuff that really only tastes okay at best~ sfx: chomp kai: Well, let's just eat it without expecting anything special...
-p2- kai: !! Th... This is...!!
-p3- kai: Delicious!! kai: Even through the sweetness, you can still taste all the individual ingredients which become entwined into a complex flavor that simply melts in your mouth!! sai: This is his personal opinion and not a guarantee of the quality of these products.
-p4- sai: Hm... Well, it's not bad... kai: Man~ That was great~ Where should we go next, Saiki? Sai: Let's see. How about we go towards the demo booth...
-p5- sai(a): Whoops, I can't. I've forgotten my original goal. sai(b): That's right. I was asked to buy some merch kai: Hm? What's wrong Saiki?
-p6- kai: Huh? Merch? Kai: They don't sell the merchandise here
-p7- sai: What...? 1: The merch area has a different entrance. You can't get there without exiting first box: JF fun fact 6- the Exhibit Zone and the Merch Zone have separate entrances! Though I get to go in from the back door since I'm a special guest!
-p8- 1: More importantly though, you better go quick sai: Huh? ---
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-p2- sai: they sold out...... kai(a): That's too bad, but you know it's common sense to buy your merch first kai(b): I already bought mine beforehand box: JF fun fact 7- Merchandise will sell out! Everything in this world runs out eventually, even your life!
-p3- sai: I messed up... I never thought they would sell out... sign: END OF LINE. Please line up here. Sai: Plus isn't this...
-p4- sai: That manga that Kaido was just talking about? Paper: Odd-eye Persona Cerberus strap paper bubble: thx sai: To think something like this would sell out...
-p5- kai: Oh! An Odd-eye Persona Cerberus strap? Kai: So that's it! That was what you came here to buy!?
-p6- kai: In that case, I already bought one! Want me to give it to you? Sai: What... Are you sure?
-p7- sai: No, I shouldn't. It's merch from your favorite manga, right? kai(a): Hey, don't hold back! After all we're, you know...! kai(b): f...friends... right? Heheh (quietly) sai: ...No, I think I'll pass 1(a): Waaaahh 1(b): Uwaaaahh ---
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-p1- 1(a): waaahh 1(b): ...hic! 2: Uwaahh
-p2- kai: What's that, a kid who wasn't able to buy any merch? Sai: No, looks like something else
-p3- 1: hey, what's wrong? Sfx: sniffle hic 2: hic hic
-p4- 1: hic... you know... I... 2(a): sniffle... 2(b): got separated... from my mommy...
-p5- kai: I see, then let me take you to the help center kai: Let's go... box: JF fun fact 8- JF has 2 different help centers! But you can't rely on them for everything. In the end, you're the only one who can really help yourself!
-p6- 1: No, that's okay... sniffle... 2: Mommy said I'm not supposed to follow strangers...
-p7- kai: Oh... okay.. sai: ...she taught her kid well
-p8- 1: Wh...What should we do? What that kid said was right but... sai: Why don't we just call out from here? Kai: Ah! ---
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-p1- 1: Heh heh heh... I thought of something good...
-p2- 1: What's wrong, brat... 2: !
-p3- kai: You seem troubled... kai: Why not let me, Suvorov Smith Skywalker, lend you a hand...! 1: !!
-p5- kai: Now I'm not a “stranger”, am I 1: That... kai: Yes, because now I'm Suvorov!
-p6- kid: That guy from the manga that's always in the back of Jump! I've never read it though sai: So you're still a stranger then
-p7- 1(a): Wha...!? You're saying you don't know the great Suvorov-sama!? 1(b): W-Whatever! Just come with me 2: But I'm not allowed to go with strangers...
-p8- 1. Str... Well you sort of know me, don't you!? Sai: Give me a break, this is getting to be... hm? ---
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-p3- sai: So there she is. What a pain, she's pretty far away there, isn't she
-p4- sai: Even if we call out from here, I doubt she'll notice us... hmm... 1: Hey mister, are you even really the real thing? 2: H... Huh!?
-p5- 1(a): I mean, I just saw an old guy wearing the same thing 1(b): If you're really real then show me proof! Kai: Th...The real thing...!? Hmph... Fine... very well then...!
-p6- kai: I'll show you my true form of my power... kai: I'll show you what happens when I remove the Vision Mask...! kid: Yeaah! Do it! Sai: What is he doing...
-p7- sai: No, wait. He was talking about this earlier, wasn't he 1: you better not regret this after!!
-p8- kai: Uuuooooohhhh!! Here I gooooo!! sai: Wasn't it that when Suvorov takes off his mask... ---
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-p1- sai: That's right! He's enveloped in a blinding light kai: Rasterize! Kid: !!
-p2- 1: !? Woah!? 2: Wh.. What!?
-p3- 1: What was that light just now? 2: What's that? 3: Ah!!
-p4- kai(a): Heh heh heh... I've removed the seal... kai(b): No one will be able to stop me now... 1: Taku-chan!! 2: Oh! Mommy!!
-p5- 1: Where were you! Kai: Hm? Oh, looks like he found her sai: What a pain, looks like we stood out a lot... box: Didn't notice that he was shining
-p6- sai: Well, I guess we are at a convention 1: What was that light? 2: Some kind of production? 3(a): Maybe some kind of event? 3(b): Oh, I know that manga
-p7- kid: Thank you mister!! kid: That was amazing!! ---
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-p1- kid: I'll start reading your manga from now on, okay! Kai: But... I didn't actually do anything... kai(a): Oh... Heh... I see... kai(b): Oh! I know!
-p2- 1: Then how about I give you this 2: As proof that you're a fan of Odd-Eye Persona Cerberus...! 3: wow thanks!
-p3- 1: Yay! It's a strap! 2: Heheh... You better take care of that 3: Okay! Sai: Ah
-p4- 1: … I see, so it was sold out
-p5- mom: That's a shame, but I guess it couldn't be helped~ sai: Give me a break, what was even the point of me going...
-p6- dad: Hehee, don't worry mama mom: Papa! Is your cold all better?
-p7- dad(a): JF is a two day event! dad(b): Let's go on a date to JF tomorrow! Mom: Yaay! I can't wait! Box: JF fun fact 9 – JF is a 2 day event! They make sure to restock sold out merch too! Don't lose to the resellers! Sai: Seriously, what was the point of me going ...? ---
https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42112Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 312015-12-10T20:21:12+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 4 Chapter 31 Translation ---
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-p1- 1: 0.2 seconds after opening his eyes, Saiki Kusuo had understood 2(a): My powers...!? 2(b): I can't use my PSI powers anymore!?
-p2- 1: I can't hear anyone else's thoughts...! 2: Even though the second I wake up I'm usually flooded with enough dark, emotionally heavy thoughts to make someone want to sleep forever
-p3- sfx: hop
-p4- 1: Woah... I fell!! sfx: pat 2: I can't float in the air either!!
-p5- sfx: grip
-p6- sfx: thud ---
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-p1- 1: Even when I throw a punch, it doesn't move an inch...! 2: Up until now I'd have destroyed not just the wall, but also everything 7 kilometers behind it!
-p2- 1: Plus... it hurts! 2: So this is the sensation called “pain”...! sfx: throb throb throb throb throb 3: This is the first time I've ever felt pain from an external source... ouch... it hurts!! It hurts!!
-p3- 1: In any case I'm free...! 2: Free from the curse that is PSI...!
-p4- 1(a): Finally...! 1(b): Finally!!
-p5- sfx: BOOM
-p6- 1: Huh?
-p7- 1: ...this is an emergency announcement!
-p8- 1(a): … a local gas station has exploded 1(b): Casualties from the explosion have... ---
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Chapter 31 Stop it! The murder switch ---
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-p1- 1: 0.2 seconds after opening his eyes, Saiki Kusuo had understood 2(a): …...... 1(b): a dream...
-p2- 1: siigh... another day at work... 2: Morning already... 3: I don't want to get up... 4: I feel depressed... 5: Another day huh...... saiki: yeah
-p3- sfx: hop
-p4- 1: I thought so
-p5- sfx: woosh
-p6- 1: No, I should stop here sfx: halt ---
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-p1- 1: Geez, this morning is the worst 2: I had a dream...
-p2- 1: And the second I wake up... sfx: pat
-p3- 1: My head hurts sfx: 2: When I dream and end up with a headache, it means a “certain power” of mine has activated
-p4- 1: that power is “premonition” sfx panel 3: slap 2: the ability to know something from the future before it even happens
-p5- 1: It's 100% certain that the dream I had will happen 2: Not the part where I can't use my powers though, that's just how my dreams always are 3: The real problem is the explosion. If I don't do something about that, it'll definitely occur
-p6- 1: Give me a break...
-p7- 1: Shall I do some quick heroism before breakfast then? ---
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-p2- 1: This is the gas station that exploded in my dream flag: tire inspection 1: What a pain, this is right next to my house... I better do something
-p3- 1: I am not a hero though 2: I only interfere in matters that would be personally beneficial or detrimental
-p4- 1: True, there have been times where I've technically saved others too 2: but as a general rule, I don't help other people
-p5- 1: I've saved the earth about 6 times in the past 2: but it was mostly for my own convenience
-p6- 1: The 1999 Nostradamus prediction and the Y2K problem were less than two years apart so it was pretty back breaking 2: and I wasn't sure what would happen with the Mayan apocalypse, but I managed somehow
-p7- 1: But that's not important 2: Right now, I have to do something about that explosion --- Page 7
-p2- sfx: yoink
-p3- 1: That settles that. Now the explosion won't go off. Sfx: catch
-p4- 1(a): I'm not joking around here 1(b): Accidents are all just the product of a series of coincidences, something that could even be described as miraculous 2(a): If you remove just one factor, then the result will change completely 2(b): For example...
-p5- 1: If I hadn't removed this rock 2: in about one minute
-p6- 1: A spirited high school girl wearing a miniskirt even though it's winter would be passing through girl: Oh man~ I'm so laate~! sfx: run run run run run run run 2: Since she's worried about being late, she'd be in a hurry
-p7- 1: Hence, she steps on the rock ---
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-p1- 1: She would flip over vigorously, as if she were unleashing a somersault kick or something 2: Now please watch the miraculous series of events which happen from here
-p2- 1: First off, using the momentum of the impact, the rock that she stepped on would go flying
-p3- 1: In it's path 2: a tanker truck carrying gasoline to the station
-p4- 1: The second he rolls down his power windows to talk to an employee sfx: vrrrrr guy: Sorry I'm late, the streets were really packed
-p5- sfx: THUD 1: It slams directly into his skull
-p6- 1: The driver falls forwards, unconscious sfx top: slump white sfx: tap sfx right: roll
-p7- 1: Inevitably, he steps down on the gas
-p8- 1: The tanker begins to move sfx: vroooom guy: Hey!? Wait... What's wrong!? 2: And in its path is... ---
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-p1- 1: the gas station, of course sfx: SLAM 2: He crashes into the fuel dispenser
-p2- 1: Gasoline begins to leak onto the ground 2: While at the same time
-p3- 1: The high school girl from before is just now waking up girl: Oww~... 2: Finding herself on the ground in quite an unbecoming pose
-p4- 1: Beside her is a single moped that was just passing by sfx: vrrrmm guy: Hm? 2: He notices the collapsed high school girl
-p5- guy: Woah! 1: The male driver becomes fixated on staring
-p6- 1: Which results in sfx: sliide guy: Woah!!
-p7- 1: Tumbling over after not noticing the gasoline sfx: sliiiiiide guy: Wooaahh!! ---
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-p1- 1: The moped slides stylishly towards the gas station sfx: tumble tumble tumble
-p2- 1: clank
-p3- sfx: crack
-p4- small text: murder switch~♪ sfx: BOOM 1: And it explodes
-p5- 1: Was this explanation beneficial to your understanding of the situation? girl: Grr this car's in the way~! Sfx: vrrrrr 2: This very incident was caused by this miraculous series of events, like something right out of a manga
-p6- 1: Even if the rock had still been still there girl: Aw man~ I'm going to be late no matter what, so I'll just walk sfx: walk walk walk white sfx: tap 2: If the high school girl wasn't pressed for time, then it wouldn't go flying
-p7- 1: If she was wearing pants under her skirt, the moped wouldn't have toppled guy: Damn. Where's the romance ---
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-p1- 1: If the tanker driver had opened the window even just a second later, the rock wouldn't have hit him sfx: bang guy: Woah
-p2- 1: Or if the driver had been just a little more capable, maybe he could have protected himself sfx: Grab guy: Who dares?
-p3- 1: No matter how big the incident, the trigger is always something small, and something small can be prevented 2: Well, this case was pretty simple since I saw everything from start to finish in my premonition dream
-p4- 1(a): Most of the time I only see the main result, so it's usually more troublesome 1(b): Well, I guess it's off to school then
-p5- sfx: throb 1: Ow! 2: Guh...!
-p6- 1:My headache...! sfx: whoosh
-p7- sfx: whooooooosh ---
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-p1- 1: …...Give me a break... sfx: throb 2: another premonition right after all that
-p2- 1: Not to mention this time it's my school that's on fire...? I think? 2: This time I get no hints other than the final result, huh... sfx: rustle rustle
-p3- 1: For now I'll just get to school quickly sfx: step step step
-p4- nendou: Ou...ch...
-p5- nendou: Huuh!? Sfx: pick
-p6- nendou: What the heck is this!? That hurt... nendou: Where did this pebble fall from!?
-p5- 1: I brought the fuel for the heater from storage sensei: Ohh good job...
-p6- 1: … WOAH!! You sure brought a lot there Hairo!! hairo: It was great for training...! sfx: BAM
-p7- 1: We don't need that much! We're not trying to turn the teacher's lounge into a sauna! 2: Oh, sorry. I'll bring them back while doing bunny hops then 3: No! It's fine! -p8- 1(a): I'll take care of it from here 1(b): Just leave them in the hallway hairo: Yes sir! ---
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-p1- 1: Hey shrimp! look at this!!
-p2- nendou: Ta-dah! Can you guess what this is!? It's a meteorite!! nendou: Cool, right!? Kaido: Oh, a meteor huh... let me see
-p3- 1: ...this is just a regular worthless rock sfx: toss 2: Ohh!! What're you doing!!
-p4- 1: What if you hit someone with that 2: No one's even there sfx: clank
-p5- sfx: roll roll
-p6- sfx rock: tap big sfx: run run run run 1: Shit I overslept!!
-p7- taka: I'm on day duty today so I have to hurry!! taka: I don't care if I'm in the hall! I'm running at full force!! sfx: run run run run
-p8- taka: It sure would suck if I slipped and fell... ---
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-p1- Taka: I sliiiiippped!!! sfx: FLIP
-p2- sfx: crash
-p3- sfx: thud
-p4- sfx: donk donk donk
-p5- sfx: thud gas: pop
-p6- sfx: glub
-p7- sfx: crackle -p9- sfx: BAM 1: See? The trigger is always something small --- https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42111Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 302015-12-10T20:15:00+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 4 Chapter 30 Translation ---
Cover Page Chapter 30: The diPSIster of Toritsuka Reita the spirit medium –-
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-p1- 1: Spirit Medium 2(a): One with the power to perceive things such as ghosts, or the spirits of the dead 2(b): The spiritual abilities to do things that normal people can't
-p2- 1: My name is Toritsuka Reita 2: I am a Spirit Medium
-p3- 1: I was born into a temple family that's been around for a very long time 2: but neither my mother nor my father have even an ounce of spiritual power.
-p4- 1: In any case, ever since I was a baby
-p5- 2: I've had the power to see ghosts ---
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-p1- 1: Ghosts... 2(a): When the dead are unable to find peace, they come back as spirits... 2(b): and when the dead have lingering regrets, they create trouble for the living sfx: wooooooooooooo
-p2- 1(a): In any case, ghosts are terrifying 1(b): horrible abominations...... 2: For some reason, that's the image people have of them
-p3- 1: Sometimes, when I tell people that I can see ghosts... 2: well, half the time no one believes me 3: But when they do believe, they look at me with eyes full of pity
-p4- 1(a): They don't understand the wonders of this power at all 1(b): That it's all just a misunderstanding 2: Hey...
-p5- ghost: …...... hhh... 1: Ghosts aren't scary at all sfx: ooooooooooo ---
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-p1- ghost: Have a nice day... Watch out for cars... 1: In fact, they're actually really nice sfx: pahh
-p2- reita: Got it 1: Yes. All ghosts are actually nice.
-p3- 1: People talk about regrets or whatever 2: but ghosts don't have any memories of their living selves
-p4- 1: not to mention, ghosts can't physically interact with anyone or anything sign: SLOW DOWN watch for pedestrians! Sfx: vroom
-p5- 1: The most they can do is show up in photographs 2: but even then, they're all shy guys who only barely show themselves
-p6- 1: In other words, ghosts don't have any ill will towards anyone text: Clearly
-p7- text: Vaguely 1: It's all just people with a half-assed spiritual sense being scared for no reason
-p8- 1: That's why I don't need any pity
-p9- 1: Rather, people should be jealous... ---
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-p1- 1: Why? Because this ability... 2: is great enough that I could even use it to take over the world...! sfx: doooooomm
-p2- 1: Do you understand? Let me explain reita: Ah! Hey you! Ghost: ! sfx: float float
-p3- ghost: What's up? Sfx: bloop reita(a): You just passed by the high school, right? reita(b): Are they doing bag searches at the gate today?
-p4- 1: PK Academy? Yeah, they were doing them 2(a): Yes... 2(b): Information! Sfx: bam
-p5- 1: Ghosts can go anywhere and they can't be seen by anyone... bg text[left to right, top to bottom]: vault numbers national facilities hidden locations backroom dealings weaknesses addresses secrets test answers phone numbers under skirts ghost: ? 2(a): These ghosts can become my eyes and ears 2(b): There is no information I cannot obtain!
-p6- 1: Yes, in today's society...
-p7- 1: Whoever controls the information, controls the world!! sfx: flap flap flop top book: Pervy Paradise -bubble: 18+ -small text: hehehehe -cloud: Let's get pervy! Bottom book: Pervy [cut off] -side text: girl rankings! -corner: 18+ ---
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-p1- text: Oh, but I wouldn't dare think of using this power for evil text: But since it's a gift bestowed to me by the heavens, of course I'll use it for my own happines
-p2- 1: The same way those blessed with great faces become celebrities, or how people with natural physical ability become athletes. Everyone does it. 2: In fact it would be weirder if I didn't take advantage of this.
-p3- 1: I have a friend who is a PSI user but even though he could do anything in the world, he never uses his powers for his own gain 2(a): He's an absolute idiot 1(b): One day he's going to completely regret never using his powers
-p4- 1(a): But I'm no idiot 1(b): I'll use my abilities to their fullest! Ghost: Well then, I'll be going now! Reita: Ah! Wait a sec!
-p5- 1(a): It's nothing important... 1(b): but could I ask you just one more small favor? Ghost: Sure! What can I do for you?
-p6- 1: Just watch...! 2: Do you see that really cute girl over there? 3: Oh! Yeah I see her sfx: doooooommm
-p7- 1: This is the power of a spirit medium!! reita(a): Go take a look and tell me... reita(b): What color that girl's panties are!! Go! Ghost!! sfx: baam ---
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-p1- ghost: Sorry but I can't help you with that ghost: I can't just disregard that girl's privacy
-p2- ghost: Well that's how it is
-p3- 1: A ghost... 2: Lectured me on privacy...
-p4- 1: Yes, like I said before... There's no need to fear ghosts, they're all nice guys... 2: That's why they would never lend a hand in any evil schemes...
-p5- sfx: ring ring ring
-p6- 1: siggh 2: This isn't working out very well...
-p7- 1: If I could at least do that “HAAAH!” thing... reita: If you don't want to get “HAAAH”d then look at those panties! Ghost sfx: eek 2: Even though I try so hard to get ghosts to listen to me... ---
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-p1- 1: No... This isn't the extent of my spiritual abilities... 2: In fact, it's thanks to these powers that I've gotten so popular at school!
-p2- girl1: You see? This is really bad... Girl2: What should we... 1: Heey! You girls over there!! sfx: Whoosh!
-p3- 1: I just happen to be free right now.... 2: How about I look at your guardian spirits for you! Sfx: DON
-p4- 1: Yes, whether it's ghosts or spirits, I can see them all! 2: And women just love spiritual things like this
-p5- 1: That's right! Why don't I just use my powers to start a fortune telling service? Text top: This charm will protect you from evil spirits text middle: my conscience is totally clean text: then let's do the exorcism all in one go text: Alright? Let's begin the ritual text: okay now take off your clothes... text: Yes, sensei... 2: That way I can earn money and the girls will come right to me... It's two birds with one stone 3: Um... no that's...
-p6- girl1(a): You already looked at ours before... girl1(b): So we don't... y'know? Girl2: Oh! How about you try it!? Go on! Girl3: ehh.... Sounds boring... ---
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-p1- 1: Oh um more importantly, we've got something to ask
-p2- 1: This girl's gym clothes have gone missing... Know anything about that? 2: I can't find them anywhere... 3: Huh!?
-p3- reita: Wha!? No way I don't know anything!! Wh- Why!? reita(a): I had nothing to do with this!? reita(b): It wasn't me!! Seriously!! girl: Um... I was just asking if maybe you had seen them around...
-p4- 1(a): N-no I didn't... 1(b): I haven't seen them! Yeah! 2: Oh... I wonder where they went...
-p5- 1: Phew... Even though I didn't do anything, I still panicked 2: I wonder where those gym clothes...
-p6- 1: …...Oh! 2: That's it!!
-p7- 1: Wait just a second!! 2: hm? ---
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-p1- reita: Leave it to me reita(a): I will find... reita(b): your gym clothes! Sfx: Baaam
-p2- 1: Wha!? Sfx: rustle
-p3- 1: You'll find them... How!? 2(a): Tori... um... 2(b): Guardian Spirit guy! 3: Do you have some sort of plan, Guardian Spirit-kun? Sfx: chatter chatter 4: Guardian Spirit-kun! Reita(a): Um... It's Toritsuka... reita(b): No one even remembers my name?
-p4- 1: I do have a plan 2: I'll ask the ghosts!
-p5- 1: Yes. This wonderful spiritual power even demonstrates is greatness by making it easy to find missing objects 2: There's ghosts all over the place, so I'd bet they know all sorts of things about our school !! small box: Girls who are fine with guardian spirits but not fans of ghosts
-p7- 1: Hey, you over there ghost: ! ---
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-p1- reita: I'm looking for a girl's gym clothes... reita: Have you seen any laying around?
-p2- ghost(a): …..um ghost(b): What exactly are you planning on doing with those gym clothes....? sfx: staaaare 1(a): N... No wait!! 1(b): I was asked to help find them!!
-p3- ghost(a): Oh! Sorry about that! So you're helping out ghost(b): In that case I can lend you a hand. I've seen 'em, reita(a): geez... reita(b): Wha!? You've seen them!? ghost: Yup
-p4- 1: When and where did you see them!? Ghost: uhhh it was just recently text: I'm pretty sure it was...
-p5- text: when I was playing around by overlapping with the vice principal text: good morning Mr. Vice Principal grey bubble: hm 1: Is that... fun...? 2: not really
-p6- text: but at that time, a male student passed by carrying a girl's gym clothes bag grey bubble: hm text: It seems like the vice principal didn't notice
-p7- reita: Wait... so what you're saying is reita: It was stolen!? ---
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-p1- text: Well, I don't like to jump to conclusions... Why don't you go see for yourself? He should still be nearby 1: Heheheh...! sfx: step step step step step
-p2- 1: With abilities like this, I could even make it as a detective 2(a): I never thought I would find a clue this quickly...! 2(b): and who would've thought that this wasn't a case of missing items, but a case of theft...!
-p3- 1: Missing stuff is one thing, but thievery is on a whole other level! 2: When news of this sensational incident spreads throughout the school...
-p4- top right: You pervert! Enemy of women everywhere!! top mid-right: Kyaa! Top mid-left: That guy caught a thief! Top left: Wow! Over here! Bottom right: eeek!! bottom mid-right: So reliable! Bottom mid-left: He's so handsome! Bottom left: It must be incredible being from a temple family text: Guhehehe... So many dreams!!
-p5- 1: There he is!!
-p6- 1: Alright! There's no where to run... 2: Please wait!!
-p7- reita: Huh? You're... 1: That's right... ---
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-p1- 1: I am... his guardian spirit
-p2- reita: The man from this morning...! You're the gym clothes thief's... 1: Please, let this slide!
-p3- reita: ! So you're saying he IS the criminal!! 1(a): It's just a one time mistake!! 1(b): Please! Just pretend you didn't see anything!!
-p4- 1: So you're saying you won't move from that spot!? 2: Yeah...! As his guardian spirit, there's no way I could move...!
-p5- 1: Well whatever
-p6- 1(a): Wha- 1(b): Huuuuuh!!? reita: There really was no point to that sfx: step step step step step
-p7- 1: Please, I'll do anything! Just let him go!!
-p1- 1(a): That's right!If you let him go, I'll do anything 1(b): If you want to know someone's weakness, I'll find it for you 2: Or a bank account's PIN... 3: I could get you test questions ahead of time 4: In any case, I can get you any information you want
-p2- 1: That's why please, just let this slide!! sfx: BAM
-p3- 1: …...... 2(a): …...... 2(b): True... It's not a bad offer...
-p4- 1: But I refuse 2: Wha!?
-p5- 1: Why!? It's a great deal, isn't it!? Reita:Your offer certainly did make me hesitate reita(a): Like a hero who was told “I'll give you half of the world” by the demon lord reita(b): But I'm not gonna bite
-p6- 1: Because in this school... 2: There's a crazy scary psychic who can see through anything ---
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-p1- 1: Even with a ghost, if I push the limits of abuse by going so far as to threaten someone... 2: I'll be killed by that guy!!
-p2- reita: plus... even I couldn't...
-p3- 1: I couldn't let this sort of thing happen... Not to you... 2: Not to person you're trying so desperately to protect!
-p4- 1: Well...
-p5- reita: That's how it is so I won't be holding back! Gost: Whaa!? I thought you were going to let him go...!? reita: Heey! Get out here you perverted... sfx: rattle
-p6- 1: ...huh? 2: He's gone...?
-p7- reita: Wha? But the gym clothes are still here... ghost: The window is open... it couldn't be... sfx curtain: flap flap
-p8- 1: Because you were yelling loudly right outside the door he ran... 2: Aha!! ---
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-p1- 1: Those gym clothes... 2: So it was you who took them...!? 3: Huuh!!? sfx: dooooomm
-p2- reita: No! I just found them... 1: There's no way you could find them so quickly!! 2: I knew you were suspicious! You were acting so flustered earlier! 3: Give those back you pervert!
-p4- 1: A... Are you okay? 2(a): Urgh... Even though I was supposed to get popular... 2(b): I ended up hated instead... haha... hilarious...
-p5- 1: I can't do this, I can't do that... It's so inconvenient... ghost(a): Thanks for taking the fall for me in the end ghost(b): I guess your life's kind of a disaster too huh... 2: This power... Is really no good after all... To hell with spiritual abilities...
-p6- 1: These powers are absolutely useless... ghost(a):W-Well cheer up! Just this once, I went and took a look for you...! ghost(b): The black haired girl was wearing light-pink lacy panties, and the girl on the right had light green ones... haha... Will you forgive me with this…?
-p7- sfx: perk
-p8- 1: This power really is great after all! 2: Ah! My nose is bleeding again! ---https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42110Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 292015-12-10T20:06:07+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 3 Chapter 29 Translation ---
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-p1- Chapter 29: Teruhashi's most PSIrious trial
-p2- kaido: We're still not there yet? Nendo: I said it's just a little further
-p3- kaido: Don't tell me you're actually lost? Nendo: I'm not lost! I'm following what the map said! Saiki(a): What a pain saiki(b): Being stuck with these guys again...
-p4- 1: Uhh... turn right when you pass “Pachinko Gundam Sation”... 2: Wait what kind of map were you using!? saiki: Although, there are advantages to hanging around these two
-p5- saiki: Because I'm hanging out with this delinquent and the social reject, no one else gets anywhere close to me saiki: I guess calling them bodyguards would sound nicer... right circle: Kai left circle: Nen top circle: Sai sfx: Aaaaahh
-p6- saiki: but really it's more like walking around with poop in both hands 1: Huh?
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-p1- teru: Saiki-kun! What are you up to? Flag top: dry flag vertical: cleaning
-p3- 1: What is everyone doing here? 2: N- Not much, this guy was just saying he would take us out for some really good ramen... 3: Yeah! We're just going to go stuff our fac… I mean eat!
-p4- teru: Ooh~ Ramen huh~ teru: …... sfx: peek
-p5- teru: Do you think maybe it would be okay if I came along too? Teru: Just kidding! That might be a little too impolite of me, huh? 1: Eh!?
-p6- 1: Well, I wouldn't really mind 2: You're totally welcome to come! saiki: Seriously...? circle top: Sai circle right: Kai circle left: Nen circle bottom: Teru sfx: yaay yaay
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Chapter 29: Teruhashi-san's Most PSIrious Trial ---
-p2- 1: Beautiful... 2: Wow... saiki: I was careless...
-p3- saiki: To think we'd run into Teruhashi in a place like this... teru: This way? Nendo: Ah! Yeah! Saiki: If I had only focused more attention on my telepathy...
-p4- saiki: No, it would have still been unavoidable... top right: Wow she's really cute... top mid: Is she a model? An actor? top left: She has to be a goddess... mid: I want a strand of her hair... bottom right: To think I'm breathing the same air as her... bottom left: I want to stuff her and keep her in my room... saiki(a): This area is crowded with people... saiki(b): In a place like this, telepathy is like drowning in an ocean of voices, picking out each individual thought would be too difficult
-p5- saiki: Still, I really should be more cautious of Teruhashi-san saiki: Just look at Nendou
-p6- saiki: This is a guy who usually has this hopelessly stupid face and says “Oh! Oh” all the time nendo: Oh? Ramen Oh? Text: Translation- Would you like to go get some ramen? Nendo: Oh! Oh? Ramen good oh! Text: Translation- Ramen is delicious saiki: But in front of Teruhashi-san... --- Page 5
-p1- nendo(a): How unexpected... I would have never guessed you like Ramen T... Teruhashi-san... nendo(b): Do you often chow dow... treat yourself to ramen often? Saiki: Who even is that
-p2- saiki: In front of Teruhashi-san, even Nendou tries to look respectable Nendou: Ha ha, I was sure that you preferred a more high class dining Nendou(b): stuff like Shrimp Pilaf... saiki: Exactly what part of Shrimp Pilaf is high class dining?
-p3- saiki: And Kaidou, who seems bad with women, is no exception 1: Hey Kaidou-kun
-p4- kaido: Y-Yeah!? Sfx: flinch teru(a): I've always wondered about this, but why are your hands always bandaged? teru(b): They're not injured... are they?
-p5- kaido: O...Ohh these things kaido(a): They're kind of sealing something... kaido(b): So my powers don't run rampant and you know... stuff...
-p6- teru: Huh? Tery: Powers...? Sorry... I don't really understand what you're saying...
-p8- kaido: It's nothing!! kaido(a): I'm not really sure why I wrapped them!! kaido(b): I should take these off! Sfx top: ahahahah haha sfx right: twirl twirl saiki: He's currently graduating from his chuunibyou ---
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-p1- saiki: It's utterly disgusting, but this is the normal reaction nendo: Geheh Hehehohoh.... kaido: Eheh Eheheheehee saiki: for the people around her
-p2- teru: Heheh... saiki: And also...
-p3- saiki: For Teruhashi herself teru: They're in such high spirits it's disgusting~ But I guess it can't be helped teru: Being able to eat with the most beautiful girl in the world, it would be weirder if their spirits weren't soaring
-p4- teru: Yes... very weird... teru: They're going out to eat with me... so why...
-p5- teru: Why is he so indifferent!? Teru: Saiki Kunio!! sfx: Bam
-p6- text: Geez... This is the first time I've been so humiliated! Text: Even though we ran into each other, he won't show me this kind of reaction text: Where's the “Ouph”! Is it not common sense that the first thing one should do when meeting me is offer one “ouph”!? Bubble text top: example bubble guy: Ouph...! Saiki: What exactly is “one ouph”
-p7- text: There's no way that my beauty can't be seen by this background character kind of guy who never stands out in class text: There has to be some secret behind the boredom on his expressionless face... --- Page 7
-p1- text: With those mysterious eyes that seem like they can see through everything... sfx: gaaaaaze nendo: Oh? Something up with partner? Teru: Ah!!
-p2- 1: Oh gosh that doesn't count!! I would never... with someone like him... grr!! 2: Huh? Hmmm, I was wondering if maybe he's not feeling well? 3: Partner's just always like that
-p3- teru: A...Anyways, I don't like that attitude!
-p4- teru: Today's the day that I'll use my good looks to make him say “ouph”! Sfx: doooom saiki: There you have it. Basically this is how she ended up focused on me
-p5- saiki(a): I don't like her following us around, but I don't want to say “ouph” either saiki(b): It's not that it's difficult, but even I have my pride saiki: That's why I'm more troubled than usual...
-p6- saiki: But just now, I've thought of a way to solve both problems saiki: Unexpectedly, it might just be good luck that she ran into us today
-p8- nendo: Ah, We've arrived. It's this ramen shop here! Saiki: put that face away teru: Yaay~ I was getting hungry~ ---
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-p1- sign top: Ramen catering 03- Haoh Sho Ko Ken [ko is faded/missing] flags: RA M E N[N's top half is blocked] door sign top: Enjoy Ramen [top half is blocked] door sign right: open here box: Mirin left board: beer ☆ Sapporo [tn: Haoh Sho Ko Ken is a super attack from SNK fighting games (see King of Fighters)]
-p2- text: Ouph... box: 1 ouph
-p3- 1: Wh... They're kidding right? We're eating here? Huh? Here!? 2: I heard this place is crazy good sfx top: caw caw 3: Nope nope nope nope nope!! It's too gross!! There's no way this kind of place has good food!!
-p4- nendo: It's okay, I heard a friend's relative said it was good 2(a): What kind of unbelievable word of mouth is that!? 2(b): It's completely unbelievable!!
-p5- text: Absolutely impossible!! text: For me... Me, who has only ever goes to Michelin 3 star restaurants on dinner dates text: Of all places, To bring me to this building that can hardly be called a store...! sfx: doooong
-p6- teru: Even if it wasn't 3 stars, who would have thought it would be this kind of dump... teru: This is unbelievable...!! saiki: Hah, just as I thought
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-p1- saiki: That's right, Teruhashi-san's has a lot of pride, so she would never enter a place like this black box: Saiki's plan box1 teru: Sorry, something came up so I have to go box1 nen: Huuh!? box1 txt: 1- Teruhashi leaves without entering the restaurant box2 nen: What's with her, phh. Acting all self-important box2 kai: I guess she really is on a different level from us peasants box2 txt: 2- On top of that, it'll lower everyone's impression of her, so there will be no need to say ouph box3 teru: What's with those guys! box3 teru: I can't believe them!! I give up! box3 txt: 3- Teruhashi-san's won't come near me anymore since we hurt her pride saiki: Afterward, we'll all follow the flow and go our separate ways
-p2- saiki: Aside from me not saying ouph, she has no reason not to make that excuse teru: Anyways, I'm definitely not eating in a place like this! Saiki: Besides, it shouldn't matter to you if you end up hated by the likes of us 3
-p3- 1: I'll just say something came up and leave... 2: Uh, actually I... sign: ramen Haoh Sho flag: Ra M[m is partly cut off] 1: Are you fucking kidding me!?
-p4- kai: I was wondering where you were bringing us, but to this shitty ramen shop... teru: something came up sfx: Bam kai: There's no way Teruhashi-san could eat at a place like this!!
-p5- 1: What's with this store!? There's a limit to how filthy something can be you know!! teru: Oh, no I... teru: Something's come... 2: It's one thing if it was just us, but this is Teruhashi-san!?
-p6- kai: You wouldn't go into such a filthy restaurant, right Teruhashi-san!? Sfx: zoom kai: Right Teruhashi-san!? ---
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-p1- teru(a): …..um teru(b): umm~... It's okay with me... teru: It's hard to leave......!!!
-p2- 1: I was just about to say something came up and leave, but if I say that now they'll think I left for a different reason!! teru: Y... yeah~ This is... fine... kaido: R-Really!? You're okay with this!? 2: Why did you have to make that stupid follow up!!
-p3- saiki: Damn. Curse you Kaido for doing something so unnecessary... saiki: But still, keeping up the act of the perfect girl even in a situation like this is rather impressive...
-p4- saiki: But it only gets tougher from here now that you've lost your chance to use the “something came up” excuse 1: Okay! Let's go then saiki: How long will you be able to keep up the facade
-p5- sfx: rattle rattle flag: RA
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-p1- text: heheh... That's what I thought... text: Maybe it will be nice insid... there's no way that would happen
-p2- text: As if the inside would be clean and there would a gorgeous chandelier hanging from the ceiling and the floors would be marble without even a speck of dust on them and there would be a pure white table cloth in front of the comfortable looking chairs... text: AS IF THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!
-p3- kaido: G... What's with this store...!? This is horrible... kaido: Eating here would be hard, even for a guy like me...
-p4- kaido: Hey, you really don't have to force yourself... teru: …...It's okay
-p5- teru: Sure the restaurant is a little cluttered, but it's the taste that's important~ 1: I'm over it! Teru: And since even like this they haven't gone bankrupt yet, maybe it's actually super delicious!? Sfx: sparkle
-p6- kaido: Let's trust Nendou-kun, okay? Txt: T...Teruhashi-san... What a person... Even though a normal girl would never come to a place like this... She hasn't complained even once... sfx: badump badump badump
-p7- text: She's the perfect woman...! teru: You're probably thinking “she's the perfect woman...!” right? Teru: Yes, that's right!! ---
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-p1- text: For the past 16 years, I have been living as a perfect woman, both inside and outside! Txt: I can't give that up in a place like this... over just this
-p2- text: In front of Saiki text: There's no way I can falter now!!
-p3- text: For my own sake, and for the dreams of the 7 million people who love me text: I can't let them down!
-p4- nendo: Ohh! Hey owner! nendo: 4 ramen!
-p5- 1: 4 yeah
-p6- text: Ouph... box: 2 Ouph ---
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-p1- text: Th... That's the owner...!? This guy is going to make the food!? box top: scattered baldness box right: dandruff box left: sweat box bottom: arm hair text: This guy with a balding head, dandruff on his shoulders, a chubby body, arms covered in hair, who has matches every single thing that I can not mentally deal with large text: This guy is going to make the food!!?
-p2- txt: Nope!! Don't think about it Kokomi! Yeah, he's just the waiter!! There's actually a first class chef back in the kitchen!! 1: 4 ramen 2: oui monsieur saiki: face reality sfx: nod nod
-p3- saiki: Still, I'm surprised she hasn't left yet. She's more stubborn than I had thought. Text: orang[cut off] saiki: Or rather I hadn't planned on this
-p4- saiki: To think that the restaurant would be this disgusting... 1(a): Hey... 1(b): Is this really going to be okay!? Saiki: It's filthy enough that no one would actually blame you for leaving
-p5- kaido: After bringing us to such a disgusting place, I'll never forgive you if the ramen's bad! Nendo: Oh? I said it'll be fine! My grandmother's relative's little brother said it was good! saiki(a): You changed where the information came from saiki(b): but basically it was a relative
-p3- saiki: The disgusting looking ramen shop serves some disgusting looking ramen Saiki: It doesn't betray your expectations, it just gives it to you straight...
-p4- kaido: …...... text: orang[cut off] saiki: Even I can't eat this... what a pain
-p5- saiki: I guess the plan to ruin our relationship was a failure saiki: No one could eat something like this... sfx: ...slurp slurp slurp slurp
-p2- text: I have to eat it...! text: Otherwise I can't call myself a perfect who never leaves behind any of the food she's served...! sfx: slurpslurpslurp
-p3- text: I can't disappoint 7 million people... teru: huh?
-p5- 1: Y...you sure look like you're enjoying that... But I think it's probably better if you stopped...? text: Wh... nendo: Hey old man!! nendo: What are you trying to pull!! The food's got hair in it!! 1: Huh~?
-p6- 1: Not even a pig would eat this shit!! 2: Shut up, just leave then 3: T... Teruhashi-san actually ate this... box: Results: Just as Saiki had predicted, their impression of Teruhashi went down a little
-p7- box: But... saiki: A perfect woman huh...
-p8- saiki: hmmmm... Going this far to keep up the act of being perfect might just mean that she has already achieved perfection... teru: I'm gonna hurl... box: Saiki's impression of Teruhashi went up a little ---
https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/42109Translation: Saiki Kusuo no Sainan 282015-12-10T19:52:57+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.com--- Saiki Kusuo no PSI nan Volume 3 Chapter 28 Translation –-
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Chapter 28: In order to prevent the worst PSItuation... ---
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-p1- sfx: chirp chirp
-p2- 1: Now back to Your Fortune Countdown! TV: Horoscopes Today's Fortune Countdo[cut off] 2: Oh!
-p3- TV: 2nd place is YOU Capricorn! Everything you do today will go great! Dad: Well then~ I wonder which place Taurus is~? TV: 4th place is Cancer!
-p4- TV: ...11th place is YOU Libra! sfx: munch 1: Oh~?
-p5- TV: What will it be for today's 1st or 12th ? Right cloud: Taurus left cloud: Leo 1(a): Come on Taurus! I'm begging you! 1(b): Taurus!!
-p6- tv(small): Sorry... sfx top right: click Tv: Time for another exciting Booty Workout!! Sfx left: Pow 1: Ahhhhh!!
-p7- dad: Hey Kusuo! Why'd you change the channel!? TV: First let's move that sphincter up and down 1, 2... Saiki: Fortune telling is boring. Let's watch Booty Workout. Sfx: munch munch munch Dad: Now I won't know if I'm 1st or 12th!! Geez! ---
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-p1- dad: Today is the the worrrst~ Even though I look forward to this every morning... dad(a): I didn't get to see my fortune, I forgot to set my alarm clock so now I'm late dad(b): we were out of toilet paper... Not a single thing has gone right today! saiki: Sounds like you don't need to see the result sfx: siiigh
-p2- 1: Aren't you a Leo, Kusuo? Aren't you curious at all? Mom: What place was I? saiki: Not even in the slightest.
-p3- saiki: I'm more concerned about the people who believe in that sort of no proof non-scientific nonsense. 1: Hey did you hear?
-p4- 1: There's this brand new “fortune teller's hut”! Sfx: chatter chatter 2: Yeah! I heard! It's super accurate, right? 3: I knoow!
-p5- 1: So I heard they just opened up some “fortune teller's hut” 2: Dude, don't tell me you went and had your fortune read about Minako? 3: No way stupid! Geez!
-p6- 1: I'm kind of curious 2: Let's get our fortune's read! Sfx right: talk talk sfx left: chatter chatter saiki(a): Huh saiki(b): Everyone's talking fortunes here too ---
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-p1- Saiki: Give me a break... Each and every one of them are so willing to believe the words of a total stranger teru: Did you go Chiyo!? How was it? Chiyo: It was really great~! She told me I'd be able to completely break up with my old boyfriend and find a new one!! teru: Wow! That's great
-p2- 1: Yo Takeru! Did you go to the Fortune Teller's? How'd it go? take(a): Oh! It was right on the mark! That woman's the real deal take(b): She said I'd be able to fix things up with Chiyo! 2: Nice! saiki: And it's already contradicting itself
-p3- saiki: Well, I guess that's because this sort of thing is more like a kind of life counseling 1: Hmph... ridiculous saiki: ?
-p4- kaido: Fortune telling is just a bunch of delusions made up by the fortune teller in order to sound important... kaido: I mean, the truth is we're all just riding the rail of fate that was set by the gods... saiki: suprisingly, I actually agree with you on this one sfx: whoosh
-p5- 1: But there's something more important to talk about sfx: chatter chatter 2: Today, I need you to come with me for a bit
-p6- kaido: The atmosphere... You've noticed it too, haven't you Saiki? kaido: It seems a weird ambiance is flowing through the town... sfx: dooomm
-p7- kaido: This strange aura disturbing the town, you could even call it disorder... kaido: I've seen Dark Reunion in the shadows, pulling the strings. Let's take them out saiki: That's just your made up delusion sfx: doooom ---
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-p1- saiki: Don't you have anyone else to invite? 1: Partner! Small text: plod plod
-p2- nendou: Yo! Did you hear? There's a fortune teller store nearby... saiki: The fortune teller's hut, right? I already heard
-p3- Nendou: ...at the bookstore next door! Nendou: It sounds like you an buy Jump there on Thursdays saiki: What are you talking about? [tn: Shonen Jump is usually sold on the weekends, so Thursday is a few days early]
-p4- small text: See ya~ small text: See you tomorrow!
-p5- sfx: rustle rustle
-p6- sfx: talk talk chatter chatter saiki: hm?
-p7- saiki: Oh, so this is the rumored fortune teller's hut sign: fortunes
-p8- saiki: Looks like it's fairly popular 1: Thank you very much!
-p9- 1: So how was it Kiyomi!? 2: Yeah! Tell us! ---
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-p1- kiyo: She said that me and Satou Takeru are tied together by a red string of fate~♡ kiyo: and by next month, we'll have a fateful encounter and start going out! 1: Wow! That's amazing! Saiki: She's a cruel person
-p2- saiki: Well, I guess it's fine as long as they're enjoying themselves saiki: but I should get going...
-p3- saiki: Hm?
-p4- saiki: What's this?
-p5- saiki(a): Isn't that Kaidou...? What is he doing? saiki(b): Just this morning we was calling it ridiculous... 1: No... This isn't...
-p6- kaido: It's not like I'm interested in fortune telling or anything... It's just that, in the one in a million chance that they're a real clairvoyant, their existence could be extremely dangerous sfx: hmph kaido: There's a chance they might get targeted by Dark Reunion... just in case, I figured I should confirm things with my own eyes... that's really all there is to it... yeah saiki: You don't need to make so many excuses to yourself
-p7- saiki: Though I'm pretty sure these fortunes are mostly nonsense... girl(a): Kyaaa~! girl(b): She said I get to go out with Satou Takeru~ saiki: It sounds like Satou Takeru will be two timing sfx: step step step ---
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-p1- 1: Will the next person please enter sfx kaido: ba-dump ba-dump sfx right: rustle saiki: Kaidou's up next huh...
-p2- saiki: Hm, I've come this far so I might as well observe just a little sfx: sssss...
-p3- sfx: creeeaaak
-p4- 1: Welcome, to the fortune teller's hut sfx: woooooo 2: Please, have a seat...
-p5- kaido(a): ... kaido(b): Y...Yeah sfx top: thud... sfx kaido: gulp... arrow box: Invisible saiki: Even if they're not a real fortune teller, they sure got the atmosphere right
-p6- 1: Greetings, I am “Clairvoyance☆Mikiko”... saiki: Just from hearing her name she already sounds fake 2: What troubles have brought you here before me today? Sfx: woooo --- Page 8
-p1- Kaido(a): No... kaido(b): Rather than troubles, I just... kaido: Yeeaah... She seems kind of sketchy... I guess she is just a regular person...
-p2- saiki: Hm, looks like even he's doubting her saiki: Well, it's pretty obvious 1: Oh...?
-p3- miki: You... What could it be... miki: Your aura feels different from everyone else's...
-p4- Kaido: Wha!? 1(a): I've been doing this job for a very long time, but this is the first time I've seen something like this... 1(b): You... You're no ordinary person...
-p5- miki: You possess some sort of extraordinary power, unseen in humans... miki: Or perhaps, there is the possibility that it has yet to awaken...
-p6- 1: Am I correct? Kaido: Different from everyone else... Extraordinary...
-p7- kaido: She's... the real deal! kaido(a): Hmph... It seems kaido(b): You're not just a regular person either...! saiki: This guy is hopeless ---
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-p1- saiki(a): You're just way too gullible... saiki(b): Now that I think about it, something similar happened before too... flashback: Wunjo!! 1: First you must write your name, date of birth, and blood type on this paper here 2: Okay!
-p2- saiki: Because you reacted to her nonsense, now she has you all figured out saiki: The fact that you're chuunibyou
-p3- 1: Heheheh... sfx: smirk saiki: Geez, give me a break...
-p4- saiki: How could you fall for such a cheap trick miki: Too easy~ Kids are such idiots, they're so easy to fool... miki: I see... So your name is Kaidou Shun... miki: This brat is definitely the chuunibyou type that gets all caught up in thinking they're special... sfx: woooooo
-p5- miki(a): You are... currently worried about a certain problem miki(b): Am I correct? Kaido: Yeah! How did you know!? Saiki: Would someone without worries ever bother coming here? miki: Fufu... Let me guess
-p6- 1: Yes... Could it be something related to love...? 2: ...no, I know this is not the case...
-p7- 1: worries about your future or your studies... 2: ...don't bother you either, of this I am sure...
-p8- 1: I see, worries about friends or your relationship with others... ---
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-p1- miki: Yes! You are currently terribly worried about matters concerning friends or your relationship with others!! sfx top: Tadaah sfx: flinch saiki: You're seriously way too gullible
-p2- saiki: Your face is giving everything away kaido: This... really is the real thing!! sfx: dooooomm saiki: Yeah, you really are a real idiot
-p3- 1(a): Yeah... That's right... 1(b): I am worried about that sort of thing
-p4- kaido: Yes... Just as you said, I am different from everyone else... kaido(a): I am an extraordinary being kaido(b): You've probably already noticed, but...
-p5- kaido: I have been living in another world as an assassin under the name the Jet Black Wing... but I was discovered by an evil organization who began targeting me and I was just barely able to make it to this world with my life kaido: Currently, I am living under the borrowed form that is Kaido Shun, but the organization is still after me...Day and night, I must fight the members of the organization every single day, using the dark force which resides in my right arm... sfx: mutter mutter mutter mutter
-p6- 1: but you already knew this without me telling you, didn't you... miki: Yes... miki: What the heck is this guy talking about... saiki: I completely agree with that thought
-p7- kaido: I'm used to the fighting.... but sfx: tremble... kaido: Sometimes I feel something, just for a split second... ---
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-p1- kaido: That is... Loneliness...! kaido: Yes, I don't have any frie...anyone that I could call a comrade...
-p2- miki(a): …......Yeah miki(b): He talked for a really long time but... basically... saiki: His trouble is “I can't make any friends”...
-p3- saiki: I feel like I've just seen something I shouldn't have... 1: What should I do... 2: Well of course you can't find any comrades
-p4- 1: Wha!? 2: You are the only one who is extraordinary. Everyone else around you are just regular people, citizens of this world...
-p5- kaido: Th... Then I'll be alone my whole life!? 2: No, you are mistaken...
-p6- miki: You've been searching for a person who can understand you, right? Miki: But that won't work. First you must work hard to understand the other person
-p7- 1: Instead of trying to find another extraordinary person, you should try to make yourself compatible with normal people... kaido: Make myself...
-p8- saiki: …what do you know... saiki: She actually gives good advice ---
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-p1- saiki: She understood his chuunibyou act, and managed to give him proper guidance saiki: Huh, it seems like I misjudged her a little
-p2- miki: And of course, you'll also need this sfx: rattle rattle
-p3- miki: Everything will be fine if you wear this necklace saiki: she brought something out sfx: rattle
-p4- kaido: Wh... What is that!? miki(a): This is a mystic necklace that will draw out your natural charms miki(b): If you wear this you'll be able to make 100... sfx: doooomm
-p5- miki(a): No, OVER 100 friends miki(b): Even Satou Takeru will be your friend kaido: E... Even Satou Takeru!? Saiki: Satou Takeru was fresh in her mind, huh
-p6- 1: If you buy it now, I can give you this necklace for only 30,000 yen kaido: Th.... 30,000!!? sfx: shooock saiki: what a load of bullshit [tn: about $250 USD]
-p8- saiki: I never thought he was this big an idiot… I give up saiki: I'm not softhearted enough to want to save someone who gets tricked this easily ---
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-p1- saiki: You get what you deserve. I'm going home kaido(a): ...there's just... kaido(b): ...one thing I want to make sure of...
-p2- kaido: If I use this necklace, will Saiki be my friend too?
-p3- saiki: What? 1: Saiki...? kaido: Yeah... A quiet guy from my school...
-p4- miki(a): But of course! miki(b): If you wear this necklace, even Saiki-kun will follow you around and call you “partner”! Sfx: Partner! Kaido: R...Really!? I... I'll buy it!! saiki: Who is that supposed to be
-p5- sign: Fortunes
-p6- 1: Heheh... What an easy brat...
-p7- miki: Talking about organizations like some sort of idiot! Miki: Okay, will the next person please enter~ sfx: slide ---
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-p1- sfx: creeeaak
-p2- saiki: What a pain, I don't care what happens to Kaidou... miki: Please, have a seat sfx: woooo
-p3- miki: What can I... do... saiki: but involving me in this was a mistake
-p5- kaido: Heheh... A mystic necklace...! kaido: I used up all my allowance, but as long as I have this...
-p6- text: 100 friends... 1: Kaidou-kun! 2: Kaidou! 3: Yo Kaiou! Text: will I even be able to remember all their names? Sfx: dazed
-p7- 1: Kaidou-kun! Sfx: perk kaido: Wh...! Already a new friend is... ---
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-p1- miki: K...Kaidou-kun...! miki(a): I'm giving the money back!! I'm so sorry...!! miki(b): I never thought you were telling the truth... sfx: shiver shiver shiver tremble tremble
-p2- 1(a): Huh!? 1(b): So the necklace... 2: Who cares about that! I bought it off a street vendor for 500 yen 3: What!? [tn: about $5 USD]
-p3- sfx: eek
-p4- kaido: … so that means... kaido: This is a fake...?
-p5- kaido: I was tricked... sign: foot massage saiki: Getting your money back was a big favor on my part, you know
-p6- saiki: It would be a big pain if you kept thinking that necklace had the power to bring us closer saiki: Go make friends without relying on that sort of thing
-p7- saiki: Now let's finally go home... sfx: rustle
-p8- nendou: Oh ---
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-p1- nendo: Ohh! Partner! Hey, isn't that the shrimp over there! Saiki: Idiot kaido: Huh!?
-p2- kaido: What a coincidence, you fools! Text: Nendou... Saiki... To think we'd meet in a place like this... coincidentally?
-p3- text: Or could it be... text: Thanks to the necklace...?
-p4- nendou: Oh? Text: I knew it, this necklace really is... saiki: Everything is ruined now, thanks to you
-p5- saiki: Man, today is not my lucky day right bubble: Taurus left bubble: Leo saiki: Even though according to the horoscopes this morning I was supposed to be the luckiest...
-p6- saiki: What a pain...
-p7- saiki: You really can't trust fortune telling 1: A... Alright! Let's go get some ramen then! 2(a): Oh? 2(b): Wouldn't barbeque be better? 3: Huh!? ---https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/29970Translation: Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 632011-06-06T21:01:42+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.comPyuu to Fuku Jaguar：Chapter 63
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あらすじ Inside black bubbles: recap 影千代先輩に自分がスパイだとウソをついてしまったハマーさん 1: Oh no! Hammer-san has lied to Kagechiyo-senpai about being a spy その場はなんとか乗りきったものの今度はジャガーピヨ彦と共に焼肉へ行く事に 2: Now he must go with Jaguar and Piyohiko on a Yakiniku adventure 果たしてウソをつき通せるのか！？ ３人の運命やいかに！ 3. How long will they be able to keep up this lie!? What will the fate of these 3 be! - 第６３笛 焼肉だいじょうぶだルーレット The 63rd Recorder- The Yakiniku “I'm Okay” Roulette - イヤーようこそ ようこそ！ 1: Ah- welcome, welcome! - 今日は遠慮なく食べてってねみんな！ Kagechiyo: No need to hold back today! Eat as much as you want, everyone! どーも！ごちそうになります！ Hammer: Thanks! It'll be a feast! - いや～ しかしホント Kagechiyo: Ah- but really... しらじらしいくらいスパイだねえ君タチ Kagechiyo: You guys are really open about being spies. うんホントだよねえハハハ Jaguar: Yup. We really are, ha ha ha ちょっ…ジャガー殿！！なに認めてんの！？ Hammer: Wait- Jaguar-dono!! Don't admit to that! -
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ダ…ダメでござるよ！ ちゃんとスパイになりきって口裏合わせてくんなきゃ．．． Hammer: That's no good! We have to stick to the story we made... わかってるわかってる チャントうまくやるからまかせとけって！ Jaguar(2b): I know, I know. Everything will go well, just leave it to me! - 焼肉の為ならその～…何パイ？ あんとかパイにもなりきってやるさ Jaguar(2b): It's for the sake of Yakiniku after all, that... something-py. Well, whatever pie it is, I'll act it perfectly. スパイだスパイ！！ ええ～大丈夫それ！？頼むよホントに！！ Hamer(2b): It's spy! SPY!! Eehhh- Is this really going to be okay? I'm counting on you! For real!! - さ！ みんな好きなもんどんどん頼んでくれ Kagechiyo: Okay! Everyone go ahead and order whatever you'd like! おうさ！いただきまーす！ Jaguar: Alright! Let's eat! - …といいたいところだが！ Kagechiyo: ...is what I would say! せっかく特殊技能を持った人間がこれだけ集めってるんだ Kagechiyo: But we've got a group of specially skilled people gathered. - 普通に食ってにつまんないし Kagechiyo: Just eating normally would be boring, ちょっとしたゲームをやろうじゃないか！ Kagechiyo: So why don't we all play a game instead! え Hammer: Eh
- これだ！！ Kagechiyo: This!!
[Label text= たわし upper background- scrubbing brush だいじょうぶだ speech bubble- I'm okay タン塩 Head- Beef tongue ？上カルビ Neck- prime rib ？茶 chest- tea カルビ heart- ribs ホルモン arms- entrails キムチ whatever he's holding- kimchi ロース waist- roast ホルモン hips-entrails ロース legs- roast のどあめ space between legs- cough drop ガム background beside legs- gum] - それか！ Jaguar: That!? これさ！ 名付けて「焼肉手裏剣的当てゲーム」だ！ Kagechiyo(2b): This! I call it “The yakiniku shuriken shoot-the-target game”! -
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なるほど…つまり「人の体でいうとだいたいこの辺でしよ」というのをイメージしながら肉を食うゲームだな Jaguar: I see... So it's an image game where you point at the person's body and say “I'd like to eat this part” いや違う… Kagechiyo: Not quite.... 手裏剣を投げて当たったとこのメニューを食べられるというゲーム… …ていうか気持ち悪いなきみの発想… Kagechiyo(2b): It's a game where you throw shuriken at it and wherever you hit, you eat the menu item written there... ...and your idea just now was kinda gross... - しかもこの通りマトは高速で回転するしくみだ Kagechiyo: But, as you can see, the target will spin at a high speed. 君達スパイだからこのくらいしないと面白くないと思ってね どうだい？面白そうだろ Kagechiyo(2b): Since you guys are spies, I didn't think it won't be fun unless we did this much. Well? Doesn't it seem interesting? - ええ～キビシイなあ… Piyohiko: Eeh~ it looks hard ムリだよそんなの～スパイじゃあるまいし Jaguar: That's impossible. I mean, it's not like we're spies or anything. スパイだよ！？ Hammer: WE ARE!! スパイだよ僕たち！！ Hammer: We're all spies! Remember!? - そ…そこは無理にでもやるって言っとかないと！ 試されてるんでござるよ拙者達！ Hammer(2b): Even if it's impossible, we have to do it! We need to at least give it a try! ええ～だって 普通に食いたいもん Jaguar: Eeh~ but I want to eat normally. - チェッわかったよぉやるよォやりゃあいいんだろぉ Jaguar: Whatever. I just have to throw it right? だ…大丈夫でござるよいつもの調子でやれば Hammer: It's okay... After all, it's something we do all the time. お！ それじゃあ君からいくかい？ Kagechiyo: Oh! Then you'll be going first? - ルーレット回転~～～！！ Kagechiyo: And we spin the roulette~! - じゃ とりあえずタン塩で Jaguar: I guess I'll start with the tongue...
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おお～！ す…すごい！！ 1(2b): O-Oh! Amazing! 大当たり―！ 2: We have a winner! - いただきまーす Jaguar: Itadakima-su いや～すごいなキ… もう食ってんの！？ Kagechiyo(2b): Wow! that was really gr- You're already eating!? リアクションとかないんだ全然！？ Kagechiyo: You're not going to celebrate or anything!? すごいなキミ！！ Kagechiyo: You really are incredible!! - さすがレベル高いなスパイってのは… こんなの当てて当然なんだな Kagechiyo(2b): Just as I thought, spies are on a higher level... I guess this was to be expected. ええ すごいですよジャガー殿は将来有望で Hammer: That's Jaguar-dono for you. He's got a bright future ahead of him. じゃあ次ボクやってみます Piyohiko: Well, I guess I'll give it a try next. - それ！ Piyohiko: There! - ああー 当たった！！ 1: Aah! It hit!! やったァ肉だ！！ 2: Yes! It's meat!! - おお こちらの彼も堅く当ててきたねぇ Kagechiyo: Oh! This guy seems pretty reliable too! いやマグレですよ本当！ Piyohiko: No, it was just luck! ハハまたご謙遜をピヨ彦殿！ Hammer: ha ha, You and your modesty, Piyohiko. - よかったぁ… 拙者はともかく素人の２人が手裏剣を使えるか心配だったけど text: Thank goodness... I was worried about two complete beginners having to throw shuriken マグレ当たりふぇ先輩も完全に信じてくれたＹＯだな text: But with those lucky shots, we should have Senpai completely fooled, YO! -
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い…いただきまーす！ Piyohiko: I...Itadakima-su! よーし次わ拙者に番でござるな Hammer: Alright, next is my turn. - 流れに逆らわず 心の目で感じとる text: Going against the flow... Seeing with the minds eye.... 天地と一体となり宇宙と和合するべし text: Heaven and earth reside together in harmony. - そこだ！ text: There!!! - たわし label text: scrubbing brush - 残念 ハズレ~ Kagechiyo: Sorry~ you lose. ああーっ！？ Text:Aah-!? - ハマーにはたわしが贈られます Kagechiyo: Here's your brush, Hammer. なんで食えないもん入ってんのー！？ Hammer: Why was there something on there that you can't eat!? -
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く…くっそお 屈辱～！！ なんか ちょっと… Hammer(2b): This is humiliating!! Just because... よっ Kagechiyo: yo- おー影千代もロースか Jaguar: Oh! Kagechiyo got the roast too? ちょっと手がすべってだけなのに！！ Hammer: Just because my hand slipped a little!! - うん うまい！ Kagechiyo: Delicious! …… Hammer: ..... やっぱ焼肉ってうまいなあ Jaguar: Yakiniku sure is good 最高だよ Piyohiko: It's the best! - じゃあ２回戦いってるかー！ 1: Then, let's start round two! よおぉし 行こう！！ 行ってみよう！！ すぐさま 行ってみＹＯ！！ 2(2b): Alright! Let's go!! Let's do this! Immediately! Let's do it, YO!! - じゃあ 極上カルビもらおうかな Jaguar: Then I'll try the prime ribs this time. - うわー 百発百中！！ 1: Wow! Perfect shot! な…なんで当たるのキミ！？ 2. How did you even hit that!?
- ねらって当ててんのか…？ Kagechiyo: Isn't he happy he hit it? ホントにすげえなこの子… Kagechiyo(small text): This guy is amazing それっ Piyohiko: There! - ああ~キムチかあ！ 1: Aah! Kimchi!? (t/l note: Kimchi = spicy pickled vegetables) わははははかわいそうにピヨ彦殿！！ 2: Wa ha ha ha! Poor Piyohiko-dono!! -
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そ…そんなに笑う事ないだろハマーさん Piyohiko: It's not something to laugh about, Hammer-san フフ…まあまあゲームだから！ しかたないよゲームなんだから Hammer(2b): Fu fu... Ah, well, it is a game after all! It can't be helped, since it's just a game. - ゲーム Text: Since it's なんだから！！ Text: just a game!! - 秘 （ひ） Text: Secret 技（ぎ） Text: Technique -
彎厳素奇異矢（わんがんスキーヤー！！） Hammer: Coastal Skier!!!! - のどあめ label text: cough drop -https://mangahelpers.com/t/eyfey/releases/27243Translation: Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 622011-01-20T22:35:51+00:00eyfeyadmin@mangahelpers.comPyuu to Fuku! Jaguar
第６２笛 人としてブローケンマイハート The 62nd recorder: The one who broke my heart
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Page 1 よ... よお-し やってやるよ! A-alright! I'm gonna do it!
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オレ だってやるときゃやるって事 証明 してやっかんな I'll prove that even I can do this!
もうぜってここでキメてやるYO! I'll definitely settle things here, YO!
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ゼッッテ キメる!! I'm going to do it!
あの横断歩道 渡 ったとこでゼッテ-コクる! I'll confess my love to her, right right after she crosses!
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行くぜ~~マジ で行くぜ!! I'm going to do it~ I'm really going to do it!!
あのコンビニのとこまでには絶対けりつける! Before she enters that convenience store, I'll do it!
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よお～しはしについたっっ. ここできめんぞ O-okay! She's on the bridge... it's decided- I'll do it here
絶好のチャントだよーし今だ This is the perfect chance! I'll do it now!
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Page 2 グッド！！やっこさん ビルに入った Good!! Yakko-san entered the building
このチャンスをずーっと 待ってたんだよ！！ I've been waiting for this chance!!
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よーし そこを 動くなYO～！ O-okay, don't move from that spot, YO～!
コクるぞ キメっかな～ よーし 言うぞ I'm going to confess! I'm going to say it!
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動くな Man with sword: don't move
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動いたら 死ねぞ Man with sword: if you move, you're dead
ウソ。。。 No way...
マジで！？ Seriously!?
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ストーカーには気をつけるって言ったんだろ美鈴 Man with sword: Didn't I tell you to watch out for stalkers, Misuzu-san?
ゴ。。。ゴメン Misuzu: S... sorry
み。。。美鈴さんの彼氏！？ 仮にも忍者のこの拙者に 。。。ていうか美鈴さんて言うんだあ ウフフ。。。 Mi... Misuzu-san's boyfriend!? He snuck up on a ninja like me in just an instant... So her name is Misuzu－san.... ufufu...
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い。。。いや待て！ 誤解だ！ 拙者はストーカーなどではない Hammer: W-wait! This is a misunderstanding! I'm not a stalker
べ。。。別の重要な任務で美鈴さんを追っていただけで。。。 Hammer: I was following Misuzu-san for a very important mission...
。。。ん？ Man with sword: hmm?
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Page 3 あれ？お前。。。 Man with sword: Huh? You...
もしかして ハマーか。。。？ Man with sword: aren't you Hammer?
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影千代先。。。！？ Kagechiyo-senpai?
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な。。。何んだと！？ Jaguar: What!?
お前が焼肉食わせてくれるだと！？ Jaguar: you're treating us to Yakiniku!? (t/l note: Yakiniku=Korean Barbeque)
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どういう事！？ Piyohiko: Really!?
こ。。。このやろう！！ Jaguar: You... you little!!
いい奴だな なんか いい奴だな お前！！ Jaguar: You're a good guy, you know that? A good guy!!
い。。。いや。。。 Hammer: N...naw...
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正確には拙者がおごる訳じゃないし Hammer: After all, I won't be the one paying...
それに。。。ひとつ条件があるんでござるYO Hammer: Also, there's one little condition, YO
あん？ Jaguar: Huh?
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Page 4 実わきのう街で偶然影千代先輩に会って。。。 Hammer: The truth is, yesterday I ran into Kegechiyo-senpai...
何！？ Jaguar: What!?
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影千代先輩ってお前がアレクサンだー流忍者学園に行ってた時よくお前をパシリにつかってたあの影千代先輩か！？ Jaguar: By Kagechiyo-senpai, do you mean the one from the Alexander style ninja academy who used you as an errand boy!?* That Kagechiyo-senpai!? (t/l note: *See chapter 51: Let's play with Hammer -Wake Up- Part Two)
詳しいなやけに！！ Hammer: You sure know a lot about this!!
前ハマーさんいってたよね（寝言で） Piyohiko: You told us about it before, Hammer-san (in your sleep)
え！？背者しんな事言ってた！？ Hammer: Eh!? I told you guys about that!?
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まあでも。。。そう Ahh... but still...
その影千代先輩に会ったんでござるが。。。 I met that very Kagechiyo-senpai...
いやあ なつかしいなあ。。。 Kagechiyo: Ahh, how nostolgic...
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まさかあんなとこでお前に会うとは思わなかったよ Kagechiyo: Who would have thought I'd run into you in a place like that?
い。。。いやあ 偶然ですね ハハハ。。。 Hammer: It was just a coincidence... ha ha ha
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オレ今あのビルの４階でインターネット関係の小さな会社をやってるんだ Kagechiyo: I work in that building, you know... on the 4th floor, with a small internet business.
え！？てことは先輩。。。社長！？ Hammer: Eh!? You're the company president!?
ハハ。。。まあ一応なそんあ大げさなもんじゃないけどさ Kagechiyo: Ha ha... it really isn't that big of a deal...
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まあボチボチやってるよ Kagechiyo: Well, we get things done, little by little...
す。。。すげえ。。。ウチの高校から社長が。。。 Hammer- Amazing... Someone from my highschool is a president...
高校の時は絶対スパイになるんだって思ってたけど Kagechiyo: Back in highschool, I always thought I would become a spy...
やっぱりそう甘くはないよな現実ってさ Kagechiyo: But, you know... life isn't so easy after all...
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Page 5 。。。まあでも 今の仕事だってかっこうやり甲斐あるんだぜ Kagechiyo: Ah- but this job is one worth doing too
ああ 偉いなあ 先輩。。。 なんか拙者すごい恥ずかしくなってきた Aah... senpai is so great... Somehow I feel really embarassed...
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。。。でも嬉しいよハマ お前は夢をかなえてくれたみたいでさ Kagechiyo: ...but I'm glad, Hammer. I can see that you've managed to fulfill your dreams
え？ Hammer: Eh?
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さっきウチの嫁尾行してた時任務がどうこう言ってたろ？ Kagechiyo: When you were shadowing my wife earlier, you said something about a mission, right?
あれってつまり。。。ス。。。スパイの任務なんだろう？ Kagechiyo: In other words... a spy mission! Right?
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ええ！？ Hammer: Eh!?
よ。。。 W...
嫁！？ Wife!?
い。。。いやアレはその Hammer: n-no... that is, um...
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絵？違うの？じゃあお前ホンとにただのストーカー？ Kagechiyo: Eh? No? Then you're just a plain old stalker?
な。。。なに言ってんスか！! Hammer: Wh-what are you talking about!?
アハハハハハ バカバカしい！ Hammer: Ahahahahaha you're so silly!
そんあ訳ないじゃないっスか！！ Hammer: There's no way that's true! No way!!
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ふむ。。。それじゃやっぱり。。。 Kagechiyo: Ha... then, you really...
。。。！！ Hammer: ...!!
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。。。そうっスね Hammer: ...yup
スパイっす。。。 Hammer: I'm a spy...
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Page 6 うおおおホンとにそうなのか！？ Kagechiyo: Uwaaa! Are you serious!?
正直冗談のつまりだったのにホンとにそうだったんだ！！ Kagechiyo: To be honest, I was just joking around! But you're really a spy!?
ええ！？ Hammer: Eh!?
ハハ。。。ええまあ。。。 Hammer: Haha, well... y-yeah
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いや！でもまだ。。。その Hammer: Ah! But I'm still... you know...
見習いなんです！だから全然貧乏だしとてもスパイなんて呼べるようなもんじゃ。。。 Hammer: I'm still an apprentice! That's why I'm totally poor, you can't really call me a spy like this...
当然さ！誰だって最初は見習いあよ Kagechiyo: But of course! Everyone has to start out as an apprentice!!
そこから皆一人前になっていくんだろ！？ Kagechiyo: And from there, everyone makes something of themselves!!
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いいじゃないかそういうの。。。 Kagechiyo: Isn't it nice, these kinds of things?
たとえ生活は貧しくても Kagechiyo: Even if you're living your life in poverty...
夢に向かってがんばるみたいなの Kagechiyo: Living for your dream and giving it your all...
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オレは夢よりも生活を選んじまったからさ。。。 Kagechiyo: For me, who chose my lifestyle over my dream...
お前みたいな生き方。。。憧れなんだ Kagechiyo: Seeing you live like that... it makes me jealous
あああー！！ Aaah-
一人暮らしなんだろ？困った事があったらいつでも言ってくれよ！ Kagechiyo: You live alone right? If you ever have anything bothering you, come see me any time!
い。。。いえもうホンとそんあ。。。 Hammer: Ah- no that's okay... really...
あの。。。他のスパイ仲間と３人で暮らしてるから。。。ホンと全然平気です Hammer: I, um... I actually have other spy friends that I live with, in a group of 3... so I'm totally fine!
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オイオイ水くさい事言うなよ！ Kagechiyo: Hey, hey, don't be so distant!
お前はオレ達の希望の星なんだぜ！ Kagechiyo: You're our school's shining star of hope!
あうー！ Aau-
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そうだ！それじゃ明日その２人も連れて来いよ！ Kagechiyo: I know! Why don't you bring your two friends over tomorrow!
どうせロクなもん食ってないんだろ？ Kagechiyo: I'll bet you guys haven't had anything decent to eat in a while, right?
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Page 7 なんでも好きなもん食わしてやるよ！ Kagechiyo: I'll treat you to whatever you like!
何がいい？ Kagechiyo: What'll it be?
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あ 焼肉で Ah- Yakiniku
焼肉で。。。 Yakiniku
焼肉で。。。 Yakiniku
焼肉で。。。 Yakiniku
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。。。という訳なのでござる Hammer: And that's what happened.
。。。 Jaguar: ...
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それじゃあ何か？ Jaguar: So what you're saying is...
オレ達はお前のついたしょうもないウソにつき合って。。。 Jaguar: You want us to accompany you and go along with your stupid lie...
スパイの真似事をしなきゃいけないって事か！？ Jaguar: And we have to pretend to be spies while we're at it?
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な。。。なんとなく口裏合わせてくれれば。。。 Hammer: If we just make it so that our stories match...
冗談じゃないぜ！！ Jaguar: You gotta be kidding me!!
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なんでお前はそうやっていつもほいほいウソをつくんだ！？ Jaguar: Why are you always making up such unbelievable lies!?
スパイだなんて急に言われても。。。 Jaguar: Even if you suddenly tell me to be a spy...
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これくらいしか用意できないぜ？ I only have this much prepared!
行く気まんまんー！ And so they were all rearing and ready to go!