Fullmetal Alchemist 83
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I feel like I've been brought back from the dead! Thanks!
Ed: Well, you haven't lost your ability to inhale all the food in sight...pig.
Heinkel: That was the last of our emergency rations.
Lin: Are those two with you?
Ed: He's Donkey Ko-
Darius: I'm DARIUS.
We were originaly soldiers, but...circumstances have us working with this pesky kid.
Who is he, anyways?
Ed: Uhhhh...How should I say this...
Lin: I'm a Homunculus.
Ed: There you go, he's a Homu-
DON'T JUST SAY IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING!
Darius: A-are you serious?
Ed: Yeeeep...it's a LONG story, but it's the truth.
What're you DOING here, anyways?
Small text: You scared the crap out of us.
Lin: Greed's cut his ties with the other Homunculus.
He started freaking out, so I took the chance to regain control of my body.
I was looking for a safe place to hide and found this-
Ed: What's wrong?
Greed's coming back...
Ed: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Not yet! Hang on!
Ed: Stand tall! Don't give up! Don't let go!
SFX: Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
Lin: Damnit Ed, LISTEN!
That "Father" guy who lives below Central
is gonna open the Gate when the "The Day" comes!
I know I'm not very knowledgeable about these things,
but if you and your brother dive in when he does, couldn't you get your original bodies back?
Ed: Slow down...
That MIGHT be true...
but when you open the Gate, you need to pay the toll...
Why is he trying to open it?
And what's "The Day?" Is it a specific date or what?
Ed: Lin? Lin!
he's coming back...
My message to Ran-Fan...
Did you give it to her?
Al gave it to her.
Don't worry, she's all right!
I mean, I don't know where she is now, but-
Lin: Whew...Thank goodness...
Lin: Sorry...his will's getting stronger...
Fuckin' Prince...he just had to spill the beans...
Greed: In the flesh.
Don't waste your time.
You'd need a lot more than a gun to kill me.
Thanks for the food.
Ed: H-hold up!
Are you just gonna let us go?
Greed: Huh? Yeah, what do I care?
Greed: You heard him.
Me and the other Homunculus are through.
I remembered a bunch of stuff, and it freaked me out so much I tried to kill Bradley.
So yeah, I don't even wanna think about what'd happen if I went back. I'm done with all of 'em.
I'm off to do my own thing now.
Ed: How about joining our side?
Ed: If you've got nowhere else to go, come with us.
Lin: Are you nuts? I'm a HOMUNCULUS, remember?
Ed: Pfft. So? These two are Chimeras!
Small text: AHEM
Ed: I'm not gonna stand around complaning just because someone's not a normal human!
Darius: You just blew our cover for no reason...
Ed: Besides-...hey...I the only normal human here, huh? I'm the minority?
Heinkel: Yeah, and you should stop joining up with strangers you know nothing about.
WE'RE only working with you because we hate Kimblee.
Darius: So quit acting like you're in charge or we'll ditch you too, you little punk!
Greed: Join you...?
Join YOU? That's rich!
Greed: Get real!
This whole WORLD belongs to ME!
Maybe if you agreed to work for ME, I'd tag along.
All SFX: Pfft
All SFX: Pfft
Darius: You just gonna let him go?
Heinkel: He might change his mind and let the enemy know our position.
Ed: Nah, that won't happen.
He's a lot of things, but he's not a liar.
Ed: "The Day" is coming, huh...
That bearded freak is gonna open the Gate...
Greed: I don't get it...
There're so many souls inside of me, but ever since I lost it, I feel...empty.
Lin: Then why not join Ed?
Lin: Or you COULD just give me back my body.
I'll become the new Emperor of Xing and we'll fill in that emptiness...
Greed: Ruler of a country...
Lin: A BIIIIIIG country.
Greed: Bah! Forget it!
That's too small time, kid.
Greed: I'm going to rule the WORLD.
Lin! Wait up!
Greed: You AGAIN? NOW what?
Greed: And for the last time, I'm GREED.
Ed: Yeah, yeah, Greed, Lin, I don't care. I'm sick of this crap.
From now on, you're Greelin.
Ed: You win. I'll work for you!
Ed: The Fullmetal Alchemist is at your service.
Which means that MY servants, i.e. these two, are included at no extra charge!
Darius: Who the hell do you think you are, you little shit?!
We're not your pets, damnit!
Heinkel: You're nothing but a short shrimpy bean the size of a grain of sand!
Ed: WHAT?! I'm not short! I just live in a big world, goddamnit!
Ed: We thought it through...we gave up our pride the moment we became the military's dogs.
Nothing's gonna happen if we stand around wagging our little tails!
I can't let my emotions get in the way of information and opportunity, can I?
This is a once in a lifetime chance.
But working for ME means you're an outcast now! Don't regret it!
Ed: Hah! I've got MUCH worse things to regret than THIS!
Greed: That goes for you guys too, you're my subordinates now!
Heinkel: Fine. I don't even care anymore.
Darius: As long as we can get some food, we're in.
Bubbles: So what kinda chimeras are you?
I'm a gorilla.
Ooh, very cool.
Ed: The earrings Winry asked me to hold on to...
Ed: An outcast...
Looks like I won't be seeing Al or Winry for a while...
SFX: CAW [H: Prepare for Armstrong Sparkle overload]
Olivié: It's time for you to retire, father.
Father: What's this now, Olivié? You come home for the first time in ages and THAT'S the first thing you say to me?
Olivié: Turn the estate over to me and spend your remaining years relaxing.
Father: I had PLANNED for Alex to inherit everything.
Olivié: A spineless baby like him
will only sully the Armstrong name.
Why don't you let me take care of everything, and take a nice, long vacation abroad?
You decided to come after all!
Let me know you're coming next time-
Father: Oh, Alex. You have excellent timing.
Father: The winner inherits my estate and becomes head of the family. How does that sound, Olivié?
Father: She just told me to retire and get out of here.
Alex: She did?!
How dare you speak so rudely to our dear father?!
Alex: I will come at you with every ounce of strength, spirit and muscle that I have!
Olivié: Now you're talking, Alex!
It's time you realized that you're nothing but an amateur!
All SFX: CRASH SMASH BAM
Father: So, where should we take our vacation?
Mother: How about Xing, darling?
I hear the food there is quite palatable.
I'm not done yet!
All SFX: CRASH SMASH BAM
Father: Let's go there, then.
Come along, Katherine.
Katherine: Coming, daddy!
Maid: Take care sir, ma'am!
Bubbles: You're too slow!
Are you trying to kill me?
You just NOW noticed?!
Katherine: Good luck, big brother!
Katherine: What kind of souveniers should we bring them?
Small SFX: Hohoho
Father: How about statues?
Something big and solid!
SFX: Clink clink clink
Olivié: That's that.
Olivié: The Armstrong family belongs to ME now.
Big SFX: Crummmmmmmmmmble
Olivié SFX: Flap
I've heard lately that you're getting very friendly with the top brass...
Olivié: I wanted to see them for myself before making any decisions.
Alex: ...And now that you have, you decided to send our family to a foreign country so they couldn't be taken as hostages?
Get out of my house, loser!
This all belongs to me now.
Mason: For God's sake, leave me alone!
When Mrs. Curtis comes back, I'LL call YOU!
I have to run this WHOLE shop by myself with them gone, and all your damn questioning is taking me away from my work!
Mason: Curtis Butcher Shop, how can I help you?
Oh, it's you! Great! We're always glad to have your business, sir!
Soldier: We'll be back.
Mason: Whatever! Just buy something next time, will ya?!
SFX: Grumble grumble SLAM
Mason: Sorry, had to deal with some soldiers...AGAIN.
Anyways, Alphonse and a Mr. Hohenheim had a message for you.
Sig: Ah...I see...
That's very important news.
The "Promised Day," eh...
SFX: BANG BANG
SFX: Skrunch skrunch skrunch
Soldier1: Shit, they're all done for!
Soldier2: James, call the base!
SFX: Bang bang
Soldier1: Eat lead!
Soldier2: Base, this is Point P!
We're under attack!
Base: What? Is it Drachma?!
Soldier2: We don't know!
Base: How many units?
Base: One?! What on earth is it?!
Small upper-left bubble: Ugah!
Base: I asked you what it was!
Point P, respond!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FIGHTING?!
Izumi: A housewife <3
Soldier2: ....you heard her...
Miles: Frontier troops ramdomly assaulted by a mystery woman?
Sounds exactly like that incident about 20 years ago...
Buccaneer: And it had to happen while Major General Armstrong is gone...
SFX: Step step step step step
Buccaneer: If she comes back now, we're dead meat.
Izumi: Ah, the Ishvalan with the black sunglasses and ponytail, and the giant with a mohawk.
Just like the descriptions.
Izumi: I've been waiting for you two.
Miles: Who the hell are you, lady?
Izumi: Just a simple houswife passing through the area
who has a message for you from Al!
Can we speak in private?
There things you need to know about the "Promised Day."
Falman: It's about the "Promised Day..."
That's right, General Grumman.
Grumman: Ho ho ho!
Grumman: The "Promised Day!"
Things are getting more and more interesting.
Grumman: Yoo-hoo! Your butt's as tight as ever, Becky!
Rebecca: What do you think you're doing, General Grumman!
Grumman: Muhahaha...You can't let ANYTHING distract you on the battlefield, you know!
You're friends with Lieutenant Hawkeye, aren't you?
SFX: Chug chug chug
Bubbles: Blah blah
Rebecca: Yooooo, Riza!
How's it going?
Hawkeye: Nice to see you, Rebecca.
Rebecca: So they postponed the North/East joint winter training until the spring.
You heard about how they got into a rumble with Drachma up there, right?
Things are still iffy, so they're halting all non-essential exercises.
AND they moved the operation out East, so they'll be doing the join training out our way next time.
Rebecca: So since I'll be busy as hell during the spring, I thought I'd take a little vacation and kick up my feet while I
have the chance!
Are you getting enough leave time?
Riza: I suppose...
Actually, I earn more now than when I worked for the Colonel.
Rebecca: Hunh...jumping from Colonel Mustang to the Fuhrer...
How exactly are you tricking people into promoting you like this, Lt. Riza Hawkeye?
Riza: I'll thank you not to imply I didn't earn them, Lt. Rebecca Catalina.
Riza: Aren't you Lieutenant General Grumman's favorite?
Rebecca: Please, I'm being sexually harassed to the point where I can't even work!
I hate men who don't do their job!
SET ME UP WITH A NICE CENTRAL GUY, RIZA!
Riza: Here, he's a nice male.
Rebecca: Hayateeeeeeeee! Your master is so cold-hearted!!
SFX: YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE YIPE
Hawkeye: You're not going to miss your train, are you?
Tower SFX: Gonnnnng
Rebecca: I'll show you! I'll land a real hunk and retire early!
Hawkeye: Riiiight...good luck.
Rebecca: Oh, tell 2nd Lieutenant Havoc I said "hi!"
Hawkeye: Roger that.
Hawkeye: Say hi to Havoc...
I've got plenty of time, and I haven't visited him in a while.
Havoc: They're thinking of moving me to the Eastern Hospital once I'm a little more stable.
Hawkeye: That's too bad, we'll all miss you.
Havoc: Well, it's close to my family, so they'll be happy.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm glad I came by today, then.
Here's a present.
One per day, all right?
Havoc: Whoo, thank you! I JUST ran out!
Hawkeye: Oh, Rebecca says hi.
Havoc: Uh huh!
Oh yeah, have you seen the Colonel lately?
Hawkeye: Not really.
Just a few casual conversations in the cafeteria.
Tell him I said hi if he comes by.
SFX: SLAM, step step step step step
Havoc: See, Colonel?
She totally knew.
Havoc: You didn't have to hide.
Mustang: We're both being observed very carefully.
I don't want to give Bradley any more reason to suspect us.
...I see YOU'RE not worried.
Havox SFX: Suuuu-Aaaaaahhh...
Havoc: Want a smoke, Colonel?
Mustang: No thanks, I don't-
Havoc: Aww, come on. Take one for the road.
Mustang: ...Sure, why not.
It'll remind me of my youth.
Mustang: Central's gotten cold again.
Mustang: After the new year...
Boxes: After the new year...next spring...
Comes the Promised Day.
Box: The North and the East will make their move!