Naruto Heads Out!
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Text: Assasins come for Danzou's head!
Title: Naruto Heads Out!
SFX: Clap clap clap clap
Guy: Oh God, it hurrrrrrts!
SFX: Clink clink
Danzou: 7, 8, 9, 10....17.
Naruto: Okay, I'm all set!
Kakashi: Leave Naruto out of your report to the Hokage, okay?
Tell him he's not up to anything.
Sai: I see you still don't fully trust me.
Kakashi: Well, you're one of Danzou's men, and you're in charge of monitoring Naruto.
But you're ALSO a member of Team Kakashi.
Kakashi: I have faith in you.
Naruto: He said
that he has faith in me!
Sai: What a strange feeling...
Kakashi: Bye now!
Fuu: They were Forest Country ANBU...stragglers from the Hannya Group.
Torne: Still up to their old tricks, waiting for that one chance to strike.
Stepping out of the shadows always seems to make things worse.
Danzou: As it should be. The world of ninja is one of shadows, where we should take pride in remaining anonymous.
But for villages and nations to become true powers, they must control both the light AND the shadows.
I will make the summit a success and force the world to recognize me as Hokage.
Even the jounin will be forced to accept my rule.
My time is finally at hand...!
SFX: Jump jump
Karin: Wait, there's something up ahead!
ANBU: What's going on here?
ANBU: Dunno...are they up to something?
Both: SEXY NO JUTSU!
Kakashi: There, an hallucination of Naruto should be enough for you two.
I guess you're interested in the secrets of his Sexy no Jutsu...enjoy.
Looks like Root doesn't trust Sai much anymore.
Konohamaru: Crap! You're just too damn sexy!
Kakashi: Ah yes...
Konohamaru: You win, you win!
You keep getting further and further ahead of me, nii-chan!
We're s'posed to be rivals!
SFX: POOF POOF
Kakashi SFX: Peek
Naruto: I heard all about you...
You took out one of Pain's bodies with the Rasengan!
You kicked ass, Konohamaru!
You're a hero now, too!
Naruto: You learn faster than me, I'll say that much!
Next time we'll work on the Mega-Rasengan (Oodama Rasengan)!
Omoi: My hand's cramping up!
What if it's carpal tunnel, my swordplay'll be all messed up!
If I lose my next fight because of this...
And die from my wounds...
Karui: Move you HANDS, not your LIPS!
Leaf: Umm...Could you all please keep the noise down?
Samui: M-My apologies...
[Sign: Leaf Village Archives]
Samui: For the love of God, you're shinobi! You both need to play it cool!
Let's rejoin with Raikage-sama.
SFX: Rub rub
SFX: Crick crick crick brrrrr
Yamato: I'm afraid I need to place one of my wood-tracers on you.
I may not look it, but I'm very good at trailing people.
Yamato: I'd better tell Kakashi-senpai and Naruto.
SFX: Jump jump
Omoi: You think he's okay?
Karui: You say ONE MORE WORD and you'll end up WORSE than him, Omoi!
Omoi: I knew it, you're thinking about him, aren't you?
Yamato: Let's start following them.
SFX: Swish, stretch
Mizukage: Choujuurou, you sword Hiramekarei must be so heavy.
You're sure you're all right?
Choujuurou: Y-Yes ma'am...I'm a little overheated, but I'll-
Ao: You're too easy on Choujuurou, Fifth!
This is why I hate kids today!
You barely walked a few miles and you're already tired? Back in MY day-
Mizukage: Ao, we're not the "Blood Mist Village" anymore. Those dark days are behind us.
The Fourth Mizukage's reign of terror is OVER,
now stop waxing nostalgic about it.
Ao: S-Sorry...I, uh...
Misu: Okay, now that THAT nasty little conversation is over, let's eat.
I can't wait to try the food at this inn.
Ao: What ARE we eating, anyways? You were in charge, Choujuurou, or did you have a previous engagement?
Chou: Well, I had problems picking something out,
and I never managed to pick something...
Ao: You useless sack of mud! You couldn't even follow through with the simplest job?!
Mizu: Engegement...had problems...couldn't...
Chou: I-I'm so sorry! I'll get the food right away!
Ao: Sheesh...you know, back in my day-
Mizu: Shut up, I'll KILL you.
Aka: I've never been tuh the Iron Country before, I can't wait tuh get there.
Tsuchi: It's nothing to look forward to.
Kuro: What's it like, old timer?
Tsuchi: It's located beneath three huge mountains known as the "Three Wolves."
It's also a totally neutral country with its own unique history, culture, and formidable military.
The shinobi villages and countries decided long ago never to interfere with their nation. In fact...
They don't even have shinobi at all. Their military consists of a group...
Tsuchi: ...of warriors they call "samurai."
Karin: What's going on?
Suigetsu: Security's tight because of the Kage summit.
SFX: blurp splish
Sasuke: Juugo, get the animals to find us the least guarded path to the meeting area.
Mifune: I humbly apologize for the delay, Kazekage-dono.
I am the commander-in-chief of the Iron Country,
Gaara: Pleased to meet you.
I am Gaara, the Kazekage.
Kank: Oh MAN, it is FREEZING up here...this is like, bizarro-wind country.
Mifune: We have hot tea inside...please come with me.
Anyone else feel really cold all of a sudden?
We're supposed to be TAILING PEOPLE! Be QUIET!
Text: Everyone heads towards the meeting!
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