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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Gintama Koujien Fanbook Ending Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Cover: <br />Top: Gintama Official Fanbook<br />Big: Koujien<br />Top Right: I have supervised this book with the utmost responsibility.<br />Box: Linguist<br />Mr. Gindaichi Kyousukebe<br />Top Left: This is the final fanbook!!<br />And the &quot;thickest&quot; in Gintama history at 432 pages!!<br />The Official Gintama Fanbook<br />Koujien<br />Box: Contains tons of &quot;Gintama&quot; illustrations to make this &quot;almost an art book&quot;! A 128 art gallery!!<br />Full of new character profiles! A very substantial sound dictionary!!<br />A tell-all about the trials and tribulations leading to serialization! The first ever reveal of pre-serialization storyboards!!<br />A huge collection of all of Sorachi-sensei's hilarious comments from all the table of contents sections and letters for various events!!<br />Even contains illustrations from authors and assistants as well as newly-drawn manga and comments from Sorachi-sensei!!<br />Bottom Left: 15 years of Gintama historyi s packed into this one book!!<br />Bottom: Sorachi Hideaki<br /><br />Inside Back Cover:<br />Top: Gindaichi Kyousukebe<br />Paragraph: Born October 10th. Height, 177 centimeters. Weight, 65 kilograms. A linguist and sexual entertainment industry scholar. Cosplayed by Sakata Gintoki. In order to successfully stitch together this great encyclopedia of &quot;Gintama&quot;, he undertook the task of supervising the production as a leading authority on the subject. However, I've heard that for the production of this book, he only lent us his name and he wasn't really involved at all in the actual editing process, but whether that is true or not is unknown. There are also rumors that he shamelessly billed us for an exorbitant fee, for which he is currently in litigation with Shueisha's legal department. 'We just want you for the cover, I don't think it's asking too much.' In response to that order, he put on a suit, something he's very unused to, donned some linguist-looking round glasses, got into a good old-style sepia mood, sparing no expense to get just the right atmosphere.<br />T/N: This is a parody of the real-life linguist, Kindaichi Kyousuke.<br /><br />Page 1:<br />Top Big: Sorachi Hideaki's<br />apology emails<br />revealed in full!!<br />Black text: A report of the truth regarding the final lesson manuscript and its delay<br />Starburst: Exclusive scoop<br />Black Box Right: Sorachi Hideaki.<br />Why did this infamous mangaka blow his deadlines and break his promises? <br />The true reason is beyond imagining.<br />Now, two editors from the group of the historical editors that shouldn't even have been able to come in the first place and waited for the final manuscript lay bare in what happened on the 'day Gintama ended'!!<br />First Screenshot: Good job.<br />Sorachi-san<br />June 29th 2018 1:09 PM<br />Sorry about yesterday. I went and tied up someone I don't know that well for 13 hours. Even a rotten bastard like me felt some guilt after that, so I'll try to hurry up the manuscript. In line with that, could we start our meetings next week?<br />I have additional work piling up, so I'd like to keep going with work, finish it up early, and then send in the manuscript on Monday. Is that okay?<br />Also I totally forgot<br />Below box: Sent to Mr. I after picking up the first manuscript. An email for the ages.<br />Second Screenshot: Sorry<br />Sorachi-san<br />May 8th 2019 12:28 AM<br />I'm not done. I've got something like 30 to go. From what I'm seeing online, it looks like they pushed the volume release date to July, huh? lol. Sorry. Is it okay if I keep going to the end of May?<br />Caption: The '30' is believed to be the number of name (storyboard) pages. The final chapter was a total of 59 pages.<br />Article: 	Everyone believed that day would never come. But with every beginning, there must be an end. Even the legendary endless manga &quot;Kochikami&quot; had ended with a &quot;Sounds good!&quot;. But still, when it comes to Gintama, the reason was different than with those legends. 'I'm not doing fake endings. That's the anime, they were doing that,' Mr. Sorachi had said. The 9th editor, Mr. I recounted this deception with a bitter laugh. <br />	'Even a rotten bastard like me...' [Big/bold]<br />	'Originally, about 3 years ago when the previous editor was in place, there was already a procedure set up for the end of Gintama's serialization shared in the editorial department,' Mr. I recounted. Sorachi and his then-editor Mr. M were told by the editorial department to 'wrap the story up soon.' It was in June of 2018 when the change of editors occurred. When Mr. I took over, there were 10 chapters left in the weekly serialization and extra chapters in addition to that. 'First he made me wait 13 hours for the manuscript, and he'd even written things like &quot;A rotten bastard like me...&quot; in his emails, so it looked like he was self-aware and trying to change, and I believed it. But then for the next manuscript I waited 14 hours. He's immediately set a new personal best. I guess a bastard's a bastard no matter how he tries to fight it. That's when I learned not to trust Sorachi Bastard Hideaki. Even this schedule for the end of the series is suspect, I thought. Like right now, he's drawing an episode about a gorilla wedding. <br />	'I'm sorry.' [Big/bold]<br />	'That Sorachi Bastard Gorilla Hideaki didn't have single a nanoscopic-sized indication he was ending it,' Mr. I told us. He has supplied us with with his emails with Mr. Sorachi in order to convey the truth of this affair of the final chapter delay to future generations of editors. To begin with, one cannot hope but notice that nearly all of the email subject lines were 'I'm sorry'. It's hard to believe these were written by the same person who wrote the volume extra corner that described his negative feelings over having 'RE: I'm sorry' in every email subject line.  <br />	If one looks closely, while the titles say 'I'm sorry', the main text will always also contain 'I'm sorries'. When you start apologizing all the time, it really loses the sincerity. The truth has come to light that the issue regarding the time of the volume release was a frequent topic in the body of the emails. It is well known that the volume's release date was moved from July to August, but in Mr. Sorachi's email he mentions a 'delay to July'. 'The truth is, there was already a delay from June to July. This was before the release date was first publicly announced, so it's not something known to the general populace. But it had to be delayed even further after that. But both times, we'd had it planned to not tell Sorachi-san and just let him draw, but both times he found out,' Mr. I explained to us. <br /><br />Page 2: <br />First Screenshot: Sorry<br />Sorachi-san<br />May 31st 3:03 PM<br />Did I cause the release date of the volume to get postponed again? I'm seeing some things about that online. <br />Caption: He saw through it both times when the editors tried to hide the delay from him with his clever internet searching. <br />Second Screenshot (Middle Right): Sorry<br />Sorachi-san<br />June 5th 2019 6:11 AM<br />This is pretty embarrassing after how enthusiastic I was before, but getting the manuscript done on the 6th is looking difficult. There's still a lot left. I'm just gonna keep going and draw when the staff comes in, so do you think there's any way you could give me until Monday? I'm pretty sure I can do it this time. I'm very sorry about this. <br />Caption: I'm not sure how many delays we're at at this point. As one might expect, he's gotten embarrassed about it. <br />Third Screenshot (Top Left): Sorry<br />Sorachi-san<br />June 13th 2019 12:31 PM <br />I wasn't able to finish yet. Just a little more. Around 7 or 8 o'clock should be good.<br />Caption: So, no matter how you look at it, the text here makes it looks like he's about done. And the result...?<br />Fourth Screenshot (Middle Left): Sorry<br />Sorachi-san<br />June 13th 2019 10:42 PM <br />Please give me just one more hour. I can probably make that. <br />Caption: The message sent to the editors when they'd gone out for a drink. And of course, it took 4 hours after this.<br />Article: 	After this, in the emails he provided to us, it mostly recounts the back and forth regarding the final chapter. From these we can get a good look at Mr. Sorachi as he felt under pressure. About 1 month after the deadline that Mr. I had set, he received an email from Sorachi saying 'Did I cause the release date of the volume to get postponed again?' Talking about the delay of the volume to August. The 'Oh, did I go and do it again?' declared like the strongest protagonist from a wish-fulfillment novel. Though realizing the actual seriousness of the situation, Mr. Sorachi finally gave a concrete manuscript finish date to to Mr. I. Those words were a relief to Mr. I, but right at this point, due to an internal change, the company had decided n a change in editors. His successor was the 7th editor Gintama had had, Mr. N. Mr. I and Mr. N went to Mr. Sorachi's studio at an appointed time and day to discuss picking up manuscripts and inform him of the hand-over. But the day before, Mr. Sorachi sent an email saying 'I think it's going to take a bit longer after all.' 'That's Sorachi-san's never-compromising attitude,' muttered Mr. I looking into the distance with a no emotion in his eyes. It was like this person's heart was dead. 'No, I-san's eyes never have emotion in them. He's a wicked rotten bastard, you see,' said Mr. N as if reading my mind. <br />	'Well, it depends on who I'm talking to (laughs).' [Big Bold]<br />	'So I went to Sorachi-san's place with I-san. And when we finally met, Sorachi-san was pretty surprised. All of a sudden, one of his previous editors was there and his editor was changing,' Mr. N tells us. Describing words that came out of Mr. Sorachi's mouth that made chills run down his spine. 'Well, I know both of your are capable of telling the company that the manuscript is going to be late, and you can just blame the other one for it (laughs).' It was a bastard line that surpassed all bastard-dom. And as if on cue, all they saw on Mr. Sorachi's desk were manuscripts with only the under-sketches done. 'That was when we'd decided to do the delay the last chapter going out on the application and to publish a message of apology,' Mr. N told us. And then 3 days later, this time knowing in his heart it would be the last time, he headed to Mr. Sorachi's studio. I'm writing this article some days later, but this day would come be 'Gintama's Final Day'. Mr. Sorachi had specified it would be 3 days later in the afternoon, and Mr. N arrived at Mr. Sorachi's studio at 11 AM. The first thing out of Mr. Sorachi's mouth was the rather odd logic of 'Aren't you a little early?! When I said afternoon, I was imagining more like 5PM.' A logic that exists only in the world of Mr. Sorachi, I suppose. Still, when he looked at the manuscripts, they were mostly all filled in at that point. It would finally be finished. Mr. N told him he planned to return at 7PM, and contacted all of the series' previous editors. With recent long-running Jump manga, it had become a custom for all of the series editors from across its history would come to pick up the final chapter manuscript and offer flowers to the author. If he'd finished the manuscript on that day at 11AM as originally planned, then the editors wouldn't have been able to make it due to their work schedules. And Mr. Sorachi had said 'Uh, honestly I think I'd be too embarrassed if all the editors came. You don't need to do that,' Mr. I told us. But ironically, due to the delays he himself caused, it became possible. One by one, the editors gathered at the train station coffee shop. In order to convey that they were sick of waiting, they'd bought dry flowers to give to Mr. Sorachi. By the way, the other candidate was yellow carnations. In the Western traditional language of flower, that meant 'I'm disappointed in you.' <br />	'Around 7 or 8 o'clock should be good.' like clockwork, they received the email asking for a delay. Once that time came, first editor, Mr. O, led the pack of Gintama editors to Mr. Sorachi's studio. Finally, the finale to these 15 years of history, this historical, emotional moment would----<br />	'I wasn't trying to lie.' [Big/bold]<br />	...did not come. In response to what should have been an emotional moment, the Psycho Gorilla yelled 'Huh?! You seriously all came?! I'm not done yet! Go have a drink somewhere, please!' These middle-aged men that had squeezed into the studio just stood there. 'Ya know, when Kishimoto-sensei finished his series, he ended it right when he said he would and we all went out to drink afterwards!' shouted the first editor, Mr. O. 'What? I can't do things like Kishimoto-sensei can! I think that's pretty obvious!' retorted Mr. Sorachi. It was a back-and-forth that hadn't changed in 15 years. The only thing that had changes was the age of the characters was now a lot older. Though maybe in their hearts, they were still kids. They still had those straightforward eyes. 'I wasn't trying to lie. When I say I can do something, I think in that moment that I can.' When Mr. Sorachi said that, his eyes really were straightforward. So then the editors went out for a drink on their own, and then a few hours later when they came back, Mr. Sorachi said this to them with his straightforward eyes: 'Just 2 more hours.'<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Top: Tonight, another &quot;don't slip&quot; evening party begins...<br />Sorachi Hideaki VS The Editors from Across the Series History<br />&quot;Good Job on the Ending&quot;<br />Round-table discussion!!<br />Top Right Box: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Right Top Box: 1st Generation Editor<br />Ohnishi Kouhei<br />Weekly Shounen Jump Deputy Editor in Chief:<br />Insert: Very late<br />2nd Box: 2nd Generation Editor<br />Saitou Yuu<br />Character Business Department Vice Chief<br />3rd Box: 3rd Generation Editor<br />Nakasaki Atsuhi<br />Bessatsu Margaret Senior Editor <br />Insert: Falling sleep in the middle<br />4th Box: 4th and 6th Generation Editor<br />Honda Hiroyuki<br />Weekly Shounen Jump Senior Editor<br />5th Box: 5th Generation Editor<br />Matsuo Osamu<br />Manga Mee Editor<br />Insert: Late<br />6th Box: The 7th and 10th Generation Editor<br />Naitou Takuma<br />Weekly Shounen Jump Editor<br />Insert: Coordinator and Photographer<br />7th Box: 8th Generation Editor<br />Manabe Ren<br />V Jump Editor<br />8th Box: 9th Generation Editor<br />Isaka Takeru<br />Jump Comics Publishing Editor<br />Big Text: Now begins an honest talk between all 9 of them!!<br />Small text: On a day in July, to show appreciation (?) for Sorachi Hideaki after having successfully brought his series &quot;Gintama&quot; to its conclusion, we called the 8 editors from over the course of its serialization for a round table discussion. It took place at the Weekly Jump Editorial Department, in a great person's room. The current time is already 10PM. Around this swarm of booze and delivery pizza are a bunch of age 30-40 old dudes. Sorachi is a given, but even the other editors had a difficult time getting thee due to their status and the schedules associated with them. Or so it seemed anyhow. Honestly they all just pretend to be bust and in times like they always just says 'When is it? I'll be there for sure!' and they all show up with bells on. Maybe because he's been freed from the burden of manuscripts, but even Sorachi seems to be in a good mood. 'Okay, how about a toast?!' he said, with the super-high-class wine brought by Editor-in-Chief Nakano. Honda had looked up the price online and was shocked at the price. After a hard-fought battle, Manabe finally got the cork out, but because his hands were shaking from the struggle, he didn't do the best job pouring it into the wine glass and sure enough, spilled it. '...That was probably around a ** yen spill.' someone said as they stared at the wine stain on the great person's desk. And so began an over six-hour long hellish discussion...<br />Big Text: What's everyone's feelings now that &quot;Gintama&quot; has reached the final chapter?!<br />Interview: <br />Nakasaki: How've you been feeling lately? <br />Sorachi: Not much different, but probably feeling a bit more healthy. <br />Isaka: 77 volumes in all... Now that I think about it, that's even more volumes than &quot;Sangokushi&quot; isn't it? <br />Sorachi: The one Yokoyama Mitsuteru-sensei did? ... Oh yeah, I guess it is.<br />Naitou: Ohnishi-san and Mitsuo-san aren't here yet, but I guess we can get started. <br />Sorachi: Is it really okay that we're drinking at work?<br />Naitou: Yeah 'course it's okay. We're celebrating.<br />Saitou: So, Sorachi-san. Did you do anything any a present to yourself? Like get some expensive champagne or eat some sushi or anything? Like at 'Jirou's'?<br />Sorachi: Those all sound like something sorta cheap that somebody who became rich all of a sudden would do. It's a very happy vision of me you've got, but I don't think it really fits me. I think a more fitting image is me still living in a house made of cardboard boxes. <br />Honda: So like, an image of someone who has money, but it doesn't make them happy.<br />Isaka: But we were talking about your royalties from Remix before (*Jump Remix is cheap edition reissue of volumes sold in convenience stores and such) and I checked up on a bunch of details. <br />Sorachi: And now I'm gonna make another killing on a 'CR Gintama' pachinko machine!<br />Naitou: Uh, no there's no plans for a pachinko machine.<br />Honda: Definitely feels like there could be one though.<br />Saitou: Well the games didn't really take off, so maybe that'd work.<br />Manabe: Hey, that's a bit harsh, don't you think?! That &quot;Gintama Ranbu&quot; whatever game did great!<br />Sorachi: Ok but before any of that, am I not just gonna be kicked out of Jump forever? <br />Passing By Editor-in-Chief Nakano: Oh hey, job well done!... Don't worry, we're not kicking you out of Weekly Jump! We'll be happy to have you back any time! <br />Saitou: But I'm not so sure it's possible for you to have three complete storyboards ready for the serialization meeting.<br />Honda: How can you be so negative?!<br />Naitou: Well, at any rate, how about we start by talking about the final chapter? ...There isn't anyone here that hasn't read it, right? <br />Honda: Of course there isn't!<br />Sorachi: That's true, right?<br />Isaka: Well we all went to pick up the manuscript, so of course we all read it.<br />Saitou: But it was a situation where it got passed in bits at a time with us counting the pages at the end to make sure we had them all. It wasn't exactly a 'Hey can I read that?' kinda mood.<br />Naitou: Ok, well, what did everyone think of the final chapter?<br />Sorachi: It's going in not the most pleasant direction all of a sudden... I'm not sure I want to hear people giving their impressions right in front of me...<br />Saitou: Well, for you, Sorachi-san, how was it? Did you think it was the best ending you could've written?<br />Sorachi: I'm not sure, but... I guess I did what I could.<br />Nakasaki: Is it okay to take that baby that appears at the end as Takasugi reborn?<br />Sorachi: Please don't ask about the details.<br />Everyone: (Laughs).<br />Sorachi: Once you've read the manga, that's it! That's what I've put out. If you want every little thing explained, then it's just awkward!<br />Isaka: The fans seem to really wanna know the answer so they can feel at ease. <br />Nakasaki: But I wonder if presenting something as someone being 'saved' is a kindness to the fans. <br />Sorachi: To be honest, I thought maybe it gave off more of an image of 'saving' the Kiheitai, rather than whether it was Takasugi... man things got serious fast.<br />Nakasaki: Yeah we turned the topic to Takasugi, someone someone it's really hard to make jokes about. But I think leaving the interpretation to the readers is a good directorial choice. Personally I'm not a big fan of reincarnation and things like that, so I like the idea that it's a different person more.<br />Sorachi: Like if Matako raised him, and he grows into just some old dude nobody'd ever met (laughs).<br />Isaka: Like 'Who the hell are you?!' (laughs).<br />Honda: Up to this point, you drew a lot of final-chapter-like stories, right? Like the 'Farewell Shinsengumi' arc. But when I read the actual final chapter, it gave me the most 'There're more to come' feeling than any of them. Like even with the series over, it feels like the world of &quot;Gintama&quot; is still going and Gin-san is still living there. I really liked that.<br />Sorachi: It's in the comment at the end of the fanbook, too, but I purposefully tried not to give a 'feeling like it's ending'.<br />Nakasaki: Like so &quot;Gintama 2&quot; can start any time, right?!<br />Sorachi: I felt like giving &quot;Gintama&quot; a lonely final scene didn't suit it.<br />Manabe: Kinda like the end of &quot;Laputa&quot;. You didn't want the end to feel like an end?<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Sorachi: Like if it weren't the real final chapter, then I'd be fine with doing that any time. But if I'm talking about my own tastes, I kind of prefer the lonely 'being left behind' kind of final chapters. But I figured that wasn't the thing to do for Gintama. <br />Saitou: Are there final chapters in any other manga you really liked?<br />Sorachi: I actually prefer the part just a little bit before the end, rather than the final chapters themselves. They just always give you that lonely feeling. But I guess in &quot;Slam Dunk&quot; when Sakuragi and Rukawa high-fived each other was one I really liked. But I wanted to see a match with Hiroshi, too.<br />Saitou: Oh, Fujimaki (Tadatoshi, auhtor of Kuroko no Basuke)-sensei asked about Hiroshi in a conversation with Inoue (Nobuyuki, author of Slam Dunk)-sensei and he said 'I wanted to draw it in a way that conveyed that there were lots of good players at nationals,' apparently.<br />Sorachi: Speaking of which, Fujimaki-san is incredible. I'll listen to what that guy has to say any day of the week. <br />Saitou: Sorachi-san, you've always been the type of person that can read a room and work a room. But whenever anyone asks for the character of 'Sorachi Hideaki', there's always an 'We've got to do something unprecedented!' aspect.<br />Sorachi: Well I guess because I feel some sense of responsibility for making the project interesting.<br />Naitou: What did you think when you read the final chapter, Manabe?<br />Manabe: Well I was his editor until just a bit before then, so I had discussed a lot regarding the final chapter in meetings with Sorachi-san. At any rate, there were just too many things foreshadowed that we had to tie up... Like the conclusion with Takasugi that you were talking about before, we talked a whole lot about the direction that the character of Takasugi was going in. Personally speaking, I thought that type of 'salvation' ending was good. <br />Sorachi: I did a whole lot of googling to see how people reacted to the ending... I kind of google myself and my work a lot. I search things like 'Sorachi genius' and 'Sorachi incredible', stuff like that.<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Sorachi: So, I'm aware that people that liked Takasugi more weren't as happy. And it's true it's not clear if that's Takasugi or not. But I felt like after all this, Takasugi didn't need to be 'saved'. Like, I felt like he'd already been saved. I think the impression people get differs depending on how they took the final battle with Utsuro, but in my mind, that wasn't written with the intention for it to be a tragedy. Though I was crying as I drew it (laughs) but they were a different kind of tears, I guess. Takasugi had originally sort of died during the incident where he lost Shouyou, but he was just out there searching for a way to die. So in that 'life and-or death' state, measuring him was a bit different I- Oh, it's Matsuo-san!<br />Matsu: Sorry I'm late!<br />Isaka: Is your leg feeling better?<br />Nakasaki: Did he break it again?<br />Sorachi: You sure seem to break your leg every time you see me, don't you?<br />Isaka: Well, you always break your leg as soon as you become the editor of &quot;Gintama&quot;.<br />Matsu: Sorry...<br />Isaka: The other day when we were meeting to pick up the final manuscript and you showed up with crutches, I just thought 'Again?!'. <br />Honda: It's gotta be some kind of karmic thing that comes with &quot;Gintama&quot;. Matsuo's leg must be carrying the whole burden!<br />Nakasaki: He was only able to get the final chapter manuscript in because he broke his leg.<br />Naitou: So since you got in late, why don't you tell us your impressions of the final chapter, Matsuo-san?<br />Soachi: You did read it, right?<br />Matsuo: Yes, I did! Ok, impressions... Uh... Oh, well done on finishing your serialization.<br />Sorachi: Ok, I'm getting suspicious now.<br />Matsuo: My candid impression was '...Man, it's really over.' But, well I'm glad it ended without incident.<br />Everyone: That's it?!<br />Sorachi: You haven't read the series at all since you stopped being the editor, didn't you?<br />Honda: Since he's a shoujo manga editor now, maybe that's a past he wanted to leave behind.<br />Nakasaki: Hey, I'm sure that's not true. I'm sure he thinks 'This is all thanks to &quot;Gintama&quot;' all the time, right?<br />Matsu: Sometimes I was used for story material, too. ...Sometimes I get asked questions I have trouble answering, but at times like that I just say 'Oh, that was actually my twin brother,' and that lets me sort of get out of jail free (laughs). <br />Sorachi: Did... I really write private things or bad-mouth my editors that much?<br />Matsu: Yes, you did (laughs). <br />Big Text: Did you see the small sketches of the fake final chapter when you came to pick up the manuscript?!<br />Naitou: How about we talk about when we all went to pick up the final chapter manuscript?<br />Sorachi: Mind if I see the LINE messenger screen about it (See figure 1)?<br />Naitou: Yeah, the picking up of the final manuscript was something we did behind the scenes.<br />Saitou: Can we just show something like that to the person it's about?<br />Sorachi: I see... This is pretty funny (Laughs). ...Oh this, I remember writing this email. Can you put this in?<br /><br />Circle: Reference Figure<br />Big Text: The LINE Messenger Group Chat Screen of the Editors Waiting for the Manuscript<br />Small Text: *The image is from the perspective of Naitou<br />Middle Text: The Weekly Jump editorial department has a tradition for series with long serializations, all of the editors that worked on it over its history will come to get the final manuscript and give the author their blessing. And now you can see the graphic exchange between the editors as they were swung around by the Gorilla. Man, being a working person is tough!<br />Right Column:<br />Black Bar: Gintama Editors (7)<br />Naitou<br />Thank you all for coming together like this. I'll keep you updated on the newest developments!<br />Read (6)<br />*Lying down Sorachi Hideaki Line Stamp<br />Read (6)<br />6/5 (Wed.)<br />Naitou<br />Okay, the manuscript was just delayed, so now it's going to be next Monday.<br />Read (6)<br />*Elizabeth 'This is a failure' Line Stamp<br />Read (6)<br />Saitou<br />Man, another delay?!<br />Naitou<br />I'm starting to remember. Yeah, this is what it was like, wasn't it? (Distant stare).<br />Raed (6)<br />Honda<br />So mean...<br />Saitou<br />Well if it's Monday, then I'll be out fort work, but do you think it'll be delayed again?<br />Manabe<br />I kind of still just feel really sorry.<br />*Pasted an image of an email from Sorachi-sensei<br />This is pretty embarrassing after how enthusiastic I was before, but getting the manuscript done on the 6th is looking difficult. There's still a lot left. I'm just gonna keep going and draw when the staff comes in, so do you think there's any way you could give me until Monday? I'm pretty sure I can do it this time. I'm very sorry about this. <br />Read (6)<br />Left Column: <br />Saitou<br />So, Wednesday then.<br />Honda<br />At this point, maybe we might as well put out the under-sketch as the final chapter?<br />Honda<br />It would actually be kind of fitting.<br />Naitou<br />That would be a first for something distributed online...<br />Read (6)<br />Nakasaki<br />You put out the under-sketch and then later you do a complete version. Maybe that's overdoing it? Well anyhow, the plan right now is Monday night, right?<br />Manabe<br />Sorry, but I'm going to be out for work from next Monday to Wednesday, so unfortunately I won't be able to be there.<br />Naitou<br />We'll shoot for a Monday night completion! I'll keep sharing information as needed!<br />Read (6)<br />Box: 6/7 (Fri.)<br />Text: Nakasaki<br />Thanks for all your hard work. What time should we be there? Is he looking like he'll be done then?<br />Matsuo<br />From what I heard from Naitou-kun, it'll be after 9PM, probably. Though the situation might be different from Saturday. <br />Saitou<br />So, Wednesday then.<br />Matsuo<br />Seriously? This is getting too real...<br />Nakasaki<br />*Shocked Gintoki Line Stamp <br />Bottom: Continued on the next page<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Black Bar: Gintama Editors (7)<br />Nakasaki<br />Well for now, Monday at 1.<br />Matsuo<br />So we'll wait on standby at a bar, right? Just to be safe, I'll find a place that's open until morning. Though I'm hoping it doesn't come to that...<br />Box: Today<br />Text: Matsuo<br />So what time does it look like it's gonna happen?<br />Naitou<br />Sure enough...<br />Read (6)<br />Pisuke &amp; Usagi Custom Stamp 'In the morning!'<br />Read (6)<br />Pisuke &amp; Usagi Custom Stamp 'It's all Sorachi's fault'<br />Read (6)<br />Matsuo<br />*Line stamp of a cat with an exquisite expression<br />Nakasaki<br />...So you think it'll be in the morning? Like the first train in?<br />Honda <br />Seriously...? I hope we don't end up disappointed...<br />Naitou<br />He just sent me a message saying it would take all of Monday and he'd be working till morning. I hate to have you all wait for that...<br />Read (6)<br />Isaka-san and I are going to work out the final details tonight at 9 PM.<br />Read (6)<br />But he might... finish around dawn...<br />Read (6)<br />Saitou<br />I'll be out for work so unfortunately I can't go. But if it gets delayed to Tuesday, I'll come running.<br />Honda<br />Hopefully he takes till the afternoon (Haha).<br />Naitou<br />Bisuke &amp; Usagi Custom Stamp 'Hey, Sorachi!'<br />Read (6)<br />Matsuo<br />So you're we're on standby from 9PM at night until afternoon the next day? That's rough.<br />Saitou <br />Record the big moment for me if you can.<br />Nakasaki <br />I'm not sure about tomorrow morning. But if it's tomorrow night, I should be able to...<br />Saitou<br />Sure enough, everyone's starting to sound whiny.<br />Matuso<br />Same as Nakasaki-san. Night works, morning, not so much.<br />Naitou<br />Kuh...<br />Read (6)<br /><br />Naitou<br />Well, from what it looks like, if he finishes at the crack of dawn, we'll have to give up on the idea.<br />Read (6)<br />Oh, and I just learned this last weekend, but apparently they're planning to have a round table discussion with Sorachi and all the series' editors in the Fanbook.<br />Read (6)<br />But I dunno if it's even coming out in August at this point. It think we'll just set that aside for now and setup another time for it... And we can beat the crap out of Sorachi then.<br />Read (6)<br />Saitou<br />Make sure you put this Line screen in it.<br />Saitou<br />Read (6)<br />Haha.<br />Read (6)<br />Nope, it's not getting done today.<br />Read (6)<br />Saitou<br />How many pages does he have left?<br />Naitou<br />&quot;How many pages&quot; nothing.<br />Read (6)<br />It's all blank.<br />Read (6)<br />Matsuo<br />Quite a vivid depiction...<br />Saitou<br />*'Snack Basue' Line Stamp of holding out a moist towel<br />Honda<br />Now this is exciting...<br />Saitou<br />Is he gonna have it done tomorrow?<br />Naitou<br />I think you hit the jackpot Saitou-san. Wednesdaaay<br />Read (6)<br />Saitou<br />*Line stamp of Midorima from 'Kuroko no Basuke' pumping his fist<br />Nakasaki<br />Thanks for your hard work. Hopefully it ends up being about done tomorrow night or the morning of the day after. Wednesday afternoon's not good for me.<br />Honda<br />Nakasaki-san, it's looking like it may be done Wednesday. Sure is a delicate situation...<br />Nakasaki<br />Yeah... And I'll be away Thursday.<br />Naitou<br />Okay, so we should have the exact time squared away at midnight Wednesday. It looked like he would be done in the morning. We'll probably need to delay the release from the 17th to the 20th.<br />Read (6)<br />Honda<br />Roger. Thanks for all the effort you've put into this.<br /><br />Article: <br />Naitou: Sure we can.<br />Sorachi: Sure you're not gonna delete the less-jokey trash talking? <br />Honda: No, we're leaving it all in.<br />Isaka: Originally you were supposed to get the manuscript for the final chapter in while I was still your editor. But I got moved all of a sudden, so somebody else had to take over. So we decided Naitou would work since he had experience being your editor already.<br />Sorachi: I hadn't even heard about the editor change, so when you came to greet me at my studio, I was scared out of my wits! I saw this huge silhouette of a person standing behind Isaka-san and I thought 'Oh shit, I'm finally gonna be killed!' I was sure you'd hired a bouncer or something.<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Isaka: Naitou was actually trying to hide his face as he came into the studio, I think (laughs). So when I said 'You're changing editors' and introduced him you said 'What, now?!' all surprised. But right after that you said 'Well whatever happens, you can blame the other one, so I guess it works out.' which was a pretty shocking line...<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Sorachi: Yeah, but that's true! And this isn't the first time I've experienced being <br />pushed into a really harsh job because of the timing of an editor change. Like with the movie or when I had to draw that huge calendar. And then when they got asked about it, they usually blamed the previous editor or they play innocent saying things got chaotic during the hand-over. <br />Saitou: Why would they give the job of drawing a calendar to an author known for writing slowly? In my time I would've made sure to turn that down.<br />Sorachi: Yeah but that was an impetus for me changing how I go about things a bit. 'Turn down jobs you know you should turn down!' Up until that point, I thought it was cool to just do whatever job you were handed, no matter how difficult it was. But when that happened, I realized 'Oh, these guys aren't thinking about this at all.' <br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Isaka: ...So, when we were getting close to the point where the final chapter would be getting done, Honda-san and Saitou-san started talking about 'Wanna do that tradition for long series where we all go to pick up the manuscript?' <br />Saitou: I know &quot;Naruto&quot; and &quot;Bleach&quot; did it.<br />Nakasaki: I do remember thinking 'Won't Sorachi-san not like that?' (laughs).<br />Isaka: That's why I mentioned to Sorachi-san 'You know there's this tradition...' And when I did, he said 'Uh, no thanks. I'd be too embarrassed... and it sounds like a hassle...' (laughs). So it did seem like it wasn't going to happen for a bit, but then when Naitou took over, he started setting up the plan again. But actually, if he had finished the last chapter on schedule, then most of the editors wouldn't have been able to participate. Originally when  Naitou and I went to pick it up, you told us '...Uh, you're too early.' And when I said 'Okay, but I said I'd come in the afternoon.' And you said '...Uh, afternoon... I meant that in kind of a looser sense of the word,' (Laughs).<br />Sorachi: I meant in 'mangaka time', you know? When a mangaka says 'afternoon', that means anywhere from noon to midnight...<br />Isaka: I don't think I've heard that from anybody but you (laughs). We went and bought flowers and killed time at a coffee shop... Manabe was off in Los Angeles for work, but he ended up being able to make it back in time it took so long.<br />Naitou: From seeing how Ohnishi-san acted, I remembering thinking 'Yup, that's his first editor.' So come night time we all gathered at the studio, but you still didn't seem like you were done with the manuscript at all... We were astonished at that, and then he started counting up the scattered manuscript pages in a matter-of-fact way.<br />Honda: That was kind of cool. 'Whoa, how first-editor-like,' I thought.<br />Isaka: And then we went to get a drink to kill more time... Then we came back when we felt like enough time had gone by that he'd surely be done, and Sorachi-san said 'You're still to early!' (Laughs).<br />Saitou: After that, not completely fed up from waiting around at the studio, I got a volume of &quot;Shiguri&quot; off the bookshelf and started reading it. Even though I had my own copy at home. <br />Matsuo: I remember being really amazed when I saw that (Laughs). That was your first time at Sorachi-san's new studio, wasn't it? And all of a sudden you took a manga book off a shelf and sat down on the stairs to start reading it! Like 'Is he at his friend's house?' (Laughs).<br />Manabe: He was at a house he'd never been to before and he immediately made himself at home. <br />Saitou: I sensed with my editor senses 'This is going to be a battle of attrition, isn't it?'<br />Sorachi: I'd done the fake-out final chapter thing a bunch of times at that point, but I guess that final day was a mini-version of it. A whole 'It's because he's like this that this whole mess happened...' But let me say this at least. <br />I'm telling you, I really thought I was gonna get it done! I always believed a miracle was gonna happen! I'd been doing a weekly series for 15 years, but every week I believed a miracle would happen... So I was sure for this final week, I'd somehow get it done by the deadline. <br />Saitou: So... did a miracle ever happen?<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Sorachi: Well... No, almost never. But if I hadn't believed it would, I couldn't have done that every week! <br />Honda: I do recall conversations in our meetings where at that point you thought 'I can get it done early this week!' <br />Nakasaki: Yeah, but nobody ever believed that...<br />Sorachi: I did!<br />Saitou: So, okay, you weren't 'lying.' But because because of that we believed you, and we ended up being mislead as a result.<br />Sorachi: Well, maybe I did lie sometimes... <br />Everyone: (Bitter laugh).<br />Nakasaki: You mean you didn't have any malice behind it, you were saying what you really thought.<br />Isaka: Yup, that's the most dangerous type out there (laugh).<br />Big Text: The repeated &quot;it's ending&quot;, &quot;it's ending&quot; grift.<br />Naitou: So, what're your candid thoughts on the series ending?<br />Sorachi: Well, nothing's really changed. I'm still doing work on a bunch of different things. Only I have this anxiety about what's gonna happen to me after all these little tasks are all gone. So to be honest I'm not all that happy about it.<br />Everyone: Oooh!<br />Sorachi: I'm sort of anxious about becoming a gear of society. <br />Saitou: Like a feeling 'People won't need you anymore?'<br />Sorachi: Well if I'm not drawing manga, I'm pretty much just trash, right? I have a sense that because I draw manga, I can just manage to establish myself as a human, sort of.<br />Nakasaki: Hm, maybe you should get a part-time job or something?<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Isaka: That could make for a good article (Laugh). Maybe you could be a 'one-day operator' at Kyodo Printing Co.?<br />Matsuo: Maybe go to the bread factory and make cheesy steamed bread? <br />Saitou: Or make a Gin-zania amusement park?!<br />Sorachi: ...Yes, these are all great suggestions.<br />Naitou: Your assistants aren't coming to your studio anymore, right?<br />Sorachi: Yeah that's probably the biggest change. I feel kinda lonely, not having people I can complain about manga with anymore.<br />Nakasaki: Then why not leave the nest of your studio and go be an assistant to some other pro mangaka?<br />Isaka: You mean Sorachi-san drawing backgrounds and stuff? That's hilarious (laughs).<br />Sorachi: No way they'd hire me!<br />Isaka: Maybe somewhere like Akimoto-sensei's studio. Someplace that's well regulated.<br />Sorachi: Like a rehab clinic?<br />Isaka: But you know, Akimoto-sensei was worried about you every time I met with him. He'd say things like 'Is Sorachi-kun okay? He did really end the series, right?' (laughs).<br />Saitou: Why did the ending get so prolonged anyhow?<br />Isaka: The root cause was something Manabe and Sorachi made, right?<br />Honda: When was it you first started saying the story was 'ending'? <br />Isaka: That would be when he said the 'Silver Soul Arc' began. <br />Manabe: I took over as editor in the middle of the 'Shogun Assassination Arc', and I think that's the point where the 'We should think about wrapping up' talk first started, I believe.<br />Isaka: So like 2015. At that point the newest volume was around 55.<br />Nakasaki: So at that point, you put out 20 more volumes (laughs). <br />Saitou: That's enough for &quot;Yuu☆Yuu☆Hakusho&quot; to have gone from chapter 1 all the way to the end!<br />Manabe: It was at that point when Sorachi-san saw the path to the ending.<br />Sorachi: Yeah, there was a real change at that point. There were way fewer gags after, weren't there?<br />Isaka: So Manabe wasn't editor for basically any gag chapters, huh? <br />Sorachi: In my mind, we firmly entered the final arc when the shogun died. Though I hadn't said anything publicly at that point.<br />Isaka: Manabe was editor for around 3 years, right? So from 2015 to 2018. <br />Mnabe: In those days, I would get calls from the anime's producer asking, 'How's it going'? to verify what was going on, since the anime was also trying to plan out their end as they got to the end of the source material. <br />Isaka: When I became editor, the first meeting I had with the anime staff was 'What should we do for the final episode of the anime...?' I was fine with taking the baton from Manabe, but at the point where Sorachi was doing the gorilla wedding in Weekly Jump, everyone got that 'Oh, it's not really ending yet, is it?' The questionnaires from that chapter were really good, though!<br />Honda: I remember Isaka-san showing me the finished manuscript and saying 'Hey, check it out! He's doing a gorilla wedding! Now guess how many chapters he's got left in the main magazine after this?' (laughs).<br /><br />Circle: Reference Figure (2)<br />Sorachi Hideaki's 'apology message' for the Gintama app<br />Middle Text: Weekly Jump, Jump Giga, and then the Gintama App... Again and again, he did fake endings. Even a gorilla couldn't help but feel some remorse after that. And the color of that remorse from right after penning the apology was... 'Sekiro'? Wait, was he playing that when he was supposed to be writing the chapter?!!<br />T/N: Sekiro sounds sort of like a color because it ends in 'iro' (color).<br />Black Bar: He's the actual hand-written manuscript<br />[Left the handwritten part as-is, don't redraw it.]<br />Heading: 'Apology Message' Full Text<br />[This is the exact same text from when he posted it originally so I'll just copy and paste my translation here I guess.]<br />	I'm writing this late at night on Thursday, June 13th, and I have finally finished Gintama's final chapter. But, having gone past the point where we could get this out for the planned time on Monday, all of my editors over the years that had been ready with bundles of flowers to celebrate me finishing the final manuscript immediately tuned those bundles of flowers into weapons and pelted me with them one after another. <br />Just know, I whittled down my 3rd editor's posture gauge and stabbed my g-pen into his temple to get a shinobi execution when my 4th editor sprouted from his back.<br />Good grief. It seems like no matter what I do, there's no happy end for me.<br />...Nah just kidding. I'm really sorry about the repeated delays to all the readers out there that've been anticipating this. But the release date has only been delayed 3 days to Thursday. <br />After all my crimes of repeatedly having fake-out endings and delaying the final volume character book release date, I have no hope of recovery as a weekly manga author.<br />I've probably lost my chance of ever being in Jump again and I'll have to draw manga while fighting with death-row prisoners in an underground fighting arena, but even if that's the case, I have nothing for gratitude to all the readers and the motionless corpses of my editors laying at my feet for allowing me to reach the final chapter I wanted to draw.<br />Thank you all so much.<br />...Huh? This is kinda sounding less and less like an apology.<br />I'm really sorry about that!! So, yeah, the 20th! Please wait just until the 20th! This time it's seriously ending!<br />Let's meet again in the final chapter. See ya!<br />T/N: This is made up of a bunch of Sekiro (Shodows Die etc.) references.<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Sorachi: But I really believed I could finish it in 5 more chapters!<br />Saitou: Weren't you at least nervous? You'd already announced 'Just 5 more' and there you were still drawing a gorilla wedding...<br />Sorachi: ...Well let me just say, we'd decided to move it to 'Jump GIGA' before that point...<br />Isaka: But we were discussing staying in Jump at least until Utsuro was beaten. We felt that it would be inexcusable to the readers if we didn't. The idea being the main story would be done in the main magazine, then 'Jump GIGA' would only have sort of an epilogue. But once the gorilla wedding started, that was kind of out the window. Like, what was Utsuro gonna do if he showed up here? The only way to do that final battle would be if he went down in one punch (laughs).<br />Saitou: Why did you put that gorilla story right in the middle of the ending there...? It was pretty entertaining, though.<br />Sorachi: When I was first writing the 2-years-later epilogue I showed them leaving and so I wanted to draw everyone coming home. But to be honest, I went a little crazy at that point and just figured it would be fine to just not end it and lose the place I was serialized at. As long as we could announce it in the volumes, then it would be fine.<br />Isaka: And then finally going to the 'Gintama App' for serialization was decided in pretty short order. We figured it would be nice to give a boost to the app side of things... But I think allowing an app serialization with no deadlines or page number limitations was a real error in judgement. <br />Naitou: Well the pattern of drawing new stuff just for the volume would've gone the same way.<br />Isaka: Well, I guess the volume and the fanbook's release date got postponed anyhow...<br />Sorachi: Well I found out about that from looking on the internet. I was just like, 'Oh, it got postponed'.<br />Isaka: I hid the fact that the deadline was extended, though. And then I got an email from Sorachi saying 'Hey, um, did they happen to postpone the release date? lol.' That was no lol-ing matter!<br />Sorachi: My ego-searching was pretty effective, I think!<br />Saitou: If you had all that time to ego-search, then shouldn't you be working on your manuscripts?!<br />Sorachi: I'm not ego-searching all the time! Just when I'm having a hard time and I want to be praised by someone! It's a reward! Honestly I've searched every word you can think of at this point! 'Sorachi Hideaki stylish', or 'Sorachi punk', stuff like that.<br />Isai: Well I can understand stuff like 'genius', but why 'punk'? Is that a compliment?<br />Sorachi: I'm at the point where being called a 'genius' isn't enough to make me feel anything! I wanna be called 'punk' and 'rock'!<br />Saitou: So you're not satisfied with just 'rock' but you want 'punk', too?! <br />Naitou: A real door-to-door search operation! (Laughs).<br />Saitou: So, what would you say is the biggest reason you kept going for 2, 3 more years?<br />Isaka: It's fundamentally the editor's responsibility.<br />Sorachi: But I told you before, I personally believed I could get it finished... That even fooled the editors.<br />Manabe: Just in the time I was your editor, you actually postponed the timing for the ending 3 times, didn't you? I can understand you realized 'This can't be the ending...' those times, but you kept saying you could so all we could do was believe you.<br />Saitou: I guess somewhere along the way it didn't feel painful anymore, huh, Manabe?<br />Isaka: Wasn't there a big problem with the final chapter in Weekly Jump because of the lyrics you put in it? We got permission from Konomi Takeshi-sensei before putting it in, but in addition to that there were lots of complicated rights issues... We got permission from the person who actually wrote the lyrics but apparently that wasn't enough. <br />Nakasaki: ...Have you ever thought about writing a song, Sorachi-san? You could offer it to an idol to sing and things like that. <br />Sorachi: And what would that get me? <br />Nakasaki: Uh, royalties, I suppose? You know, &quot;Gintama&quot; never had any character songs.<br />Sorachi: I don't really think about earning money on things like that. But if the author 'Sorachi Hideaki' thinks it's necessary, he'll do it even for free.<br />Honda: Ooh! That's so cool!<br />Manabe: Actually we came to Sorachi-san with questions like 'How about writing an essay?' and he said 'I'm a mangaka' and turned it all down.<br />Big Text: Joy and sorrow regarding the manuscript...<br />Naitou: So in the fanbook, we're going to put these rejected manuscript pages (*See figure 3).<br />Sorachi: The truth is I actually wanted to use more 'space' to tell the story. It was decided that the final chapter would have 59 pages, but when I actually did it it came out to around... 63 pages. So then I had to cut and paste parts of the manuscript and find a way to cut down 4 pages. And 4 pages is a lot you know. It was like cutting off my own arm.<br />Isaka: Yeah that's one of the drawbacks of the style where you set out on the manuscript without finishing the storyboard. ...When did you start doing that, do you think?<br />Saitou: Oh, he was doing that back when he was still working with Ohnishi-san. Though I can't imagine him allowing something like that. Actually this round table is a good opportunity to set the record straight on things like that.<br />Honda: A good time to proclaim, 'In my era, the manuscripts got done faster.'<br />Sorachi: That's a 100% lie.<br />Nakasaki: I remeber when &quot;Gintama&quot; had first started serialization... It must've been around chapter 5 or 6. And the manuscripts were getting done too late so Ohnishi-san got mad and said something like 'I'm not going to get the manuscripts anymore! You come and bring them to me!' And then Sorachi-san brought them all the way to the editorial department all while being steaming mad, too. <br />Sorachi: Yeah I really went at it with Ohnishi-san at first.<br />Nakasaki: When you first started the series you were sort of still a fresh newbie mangaka, but in those first few weeks you aged a whole ton at once, I remember. <br />Isaka: At first, the questionnaire results weren't good, too. You think Ohnishi-san thought the series wasn't gonna last long anyhow so he could be a bit more negligent? (Laughs).<br />Sorachi: It was only after the the series started getting on track that we were finally able to do preparatory meetings. <br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Sorachi: Until that point we only had these sorta flighty meeting-like-things. <br />Isaka: By the way, just how much did &quot;Gintama&quot; actually stick to what you discussed in those preparatory meetings? <br />Sorachi: Well it went like that a few times... but usually when I was actually drawing it, that wouldn't feel right. Like when I was in the actual meetings, I would get excited and think 'It'll turn out great if I write it this way,' but that would be the sort of peak... Like then it would already be all done at the meeting. But after that when you're making it into the manuscript... it's like, it doesn't feel fresh anymore so it doesn't seem good. But sometimes I would just give it some time, let the joke sit for a while, and then use it. <br />Isaka: There's another reason why &quot;Gintama&quot; manuscripts were late so often. Normally when you're at the storyboard stage, before the manuscript is sent to press, you can give the text to the printing company and have them make progress on it while you do the manuscript, right? Somewhere along the line you couldn't do that anymore. I think Matsuo was the one who quit doing it.<br />Matuso: Was it me?<br />Isaka: At the time, I was doing the whole progress control of the manuscripts, and I got a sense of discomfort. After we submitted the manuscripts to the printer, for some reason &quot;Gintama&quot; would always take longer to get printed off than everything else. So when I asked about it, I found out that Matsuo had stopped sending the text in beforehand.<br />Matsuo: Well the text would change so much between the storyboard and the actual manuscript, so there wasn't much else I could do.<br />Sorachi: Speaking of which, I remember Manabe-san saying to me that I changed lines to much from storyboard to manuscript. But I couldn't help but always want to linger on the lines. Like it might be possible to make them funnier.<br />Honda: Though if I recall, changing lines at the last minute almost caused some accidents. Like some dangerous expressions... <br />Nakasaki: Like I'd told him intently 'You can't use this word'! And then he'd use it in the text later again.<br />Saitou: One time, when I was at shirayaki (*The final check before beginning the print) and I saw Katsura being run over by &quot;a brand name product of a certain automobile maker&quot;, and yelling, 'Why would you think we could leave this in?!' (Laughs). <br />Sorachi: Well, you see, that's why I'm punk (laughs). ...But seriously speaking, I feel like I can't hit the breaks. Even if I'd been warned about something, it temporarily just exits my headspace.<br />Honda: I can understand that, but that's why you really should submit storyboards beforehand!<br />Saitou: When I took over as editor, as you might expect, I thought it wasn't the best situation. I know I asked if you could at least submit a storyboard on Wednesdays. And then I got a reluctant 15-page one. You gave it to me with an invigorated face saying, 'This can kind of work like a first deadline! It feels pretty refreshing!' But then the next week, you didn't give me a storyboard at all.<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Big Text: How about we talk about &quot;Gintama&quot;?!<br />Naitou: How long do you think you were planning for it to go at first?<br />Sorachi: Hm... I guess I thought I could probably keep it up for around 30 volumes. I was frantic getting through each week, I couldn't think about how long before I would end it. Though as a reader, I don't think I'd buy a manga that went for 77 volumes!<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Reference Figure (3)<br />The salvaged phantasmal panels cut from the final chapter! <br />Middle text: Based on the number of pages in the volume, the final chapter had an upper limit of 59 pages. But if you count up all the partially-drawn manuscript pages, it comes to 63 pages. Sorachi-sensei cried and cried over having to cut out 4 pages. Those cut pages were something like this!<br />[None of the handwritten text is legible]<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Saitou: When you stop and think about it, it's really amazing that it's longer than Mitsuteru Sangogkushi. Longer than that magnificent saga...<br />Sorachi: But if you look at the manga world as a whole, series are getting longer, aren't they? The stories take up more space than older manga, too. <br />Nakasaki: Hm, is shoujo manga as a whole getting longer?<br />Saitou: &quot;The Rose of Versailles&quot; was just 9 volumes, right? But that's largely due to how much was packed into each page. <br />Nakasaki: But some things change as time moves forward. In order manga there were more monologues and parts that were harder to read. <br />Naitou: In one sentence, what would you say is the theme of &quot;Gintama&quot; as a series.<br />Sorachi: Theme...? Hmm...<br />Manabe: I've asked that before, and I believe you said you were wanting to draw a story where 'Even if your path has twists and turns, even if you go to all different places, in the end you come back to the same place.' <br />Honda: Sorachi-san is making a real puzzled look right now (laughs).<br />Sorachi: Did I say that?<br />Nakasaki: Ok, let's try this. How about each of the editors say what they think the theme of &quot;Gintama&quot; is?<br />Sorachi: Oh, that sounds good! I'm not really all that interested so is it okay if I go to the bathroom for that?<br />Everyone: (Laughs).<br />Saitou: This doesn't have to do with themes, but was it ever a challenge to have &quot;Gintama&quot; never use special techniques?<br />Sorachi: I was pretty on-edge right from when my series started. But like, I could tell that Gin-san wasn't the type of characters to shout out special attack names. Though now I really wanna shout stuff out (laughs). It's just so cool! After 15 years, I think I finally figured it out. I get it, I really should've had everybody shouting this stuff out. Those special techniques create a sense of rules within battles, don't they? There was a time when I thought instead of using special techniques in &quot;Gintama&quot;, I'd have a kind of 'voice of heaven' narration to direct everything and make things exciting. Kinda like in &quot;Baki&quot;. But somewhere along the line the style of performance changed so much it just didn't fit. <br />Naitou: Is there anything you'd say that's changed a lot since the series started? Like something you think you improved in? <br />Sorachi: After finishing the final chapter, the first think I thought was, 'In the end, I didn't get any better at drawing manga, did I...?' And really just felt as sense of defeat in that regard. <br />Isaka: Sorachi-san, you've been relatively less rigid when it comes to giving your assistants instructions, haven't you?<br />Sorachi: Really? Anyone have an example?<br />Honda: You give instructions like 'Make this pare a bit more HWAAH!'. That kind of thing.<br />Sorachi: That just goes to show how good my assistants are.<br />Manabe: I get the impression all of the assistants get their own reference materials and study as they draw.<br />Sorachi: Well you can look stuff up on a smart phone super easily, can't you? So you can kind of give them autonomy. That's why I see them all as invincible. They've got the skill to make it through any scene.<br />Isaka: Date (Tsunehiro)-sensei was your assistant for a long time. After that he went to work at &quot;One Piece&quot; and I know Oda-sensei took a liking to him right away.<br />Sorachi: He was easy to talk to. And he knew how to create a mood in the workplace.<br />Honda: He was good, fast, and persistent... A real triple-threat.<br />Saitou: I remember a couple times when Sorachi-san raised his voice to say 'Whose awful handwriting is this on this handrawn text?!' while he was working. And it was me that wrote it. And then Sorachi-san would say something like 'Saitou-san wrote it? Ah, well nothing I can do, then.'<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Nakasaki: When I took over as editor from Saitou-san, I thought there'd be no way I'd help out on stuff like that, but but a few weeks in he said, 'Would you mind grabbing this drawing pen for a sec?' (laughs). <br />Sorachi: Hey, I didn't like that either! Having a total beginner at manga touch a manuscript like that. But now's really not the time to be saying that, is it?!<br />Nakasaki: Well you were making me wait around 4 hours from the beginning. <br />Isaka: I remember I waited 13 hours on my first day. Then in the table of contents comment he wrote, 'I'll have it done in 12 hours next time!' And the following week he kept me waiting for 14 hours (laughs). I remember when I asked, 'What was it like with Manabe?' he said, 'Mamanbe-san was kind of like a zashikiwarashi, a protective household deity, so I didn't really notice much of a difference if he was here or not,' (laughs).<br />Manabe: But even you couldn't be that indifferent, Sorachi-san. I know there was a chair you recommended me to wait in. Though it was seriously uncomfortable so I gave it back to you pretty quickly.<br />Nakasaki: In my time, I sat on the floor.<br />Isaka: Do yout think Sorachi-san got better with dealing with editors?<br />Saitou: I feel like he basically thought of us as a 'manuscript delivery machine', no?<br />Sorachi: Hey, no I didn't!<br />Isaka: But he's surprisingly good at talking about manga. <br />Saitou: Yeah, that's true. I was pretty new, just into my 2nd or 3rd year as an editor at the time, when I became editor for &quot;Gintama&quot;. And I learned sooo much about manga from talking with Sorachi-san. Talking with him was always such pure fun. <br />Isaka: I was only his editor for a little while, but but I heard a lot of stuff that's been beneficial. Like when I asked him about how to create characters, he said 'Well, you gotta start by thinking about limitations, right?' And that felt like it really made sense to me.<br />Sorachi: Yeah, it shouldn't start with 'What can the character do, what can you make them do?' Thinking about 'What can't they do' is the most important. <br />Saitou: You're incredibly logical when it comes to manga, aren't you, Sorachi-san?<br />Honda: Even if it wasn't manga, if I talked with him about movies or just talked about nonsense at a bar, the way he looked at things was so precise and insightful that I always felt like I was learning something.<br />Sorachi: I had fun with that, too. Because honestly I never wanted to be talking about &quot;Gintama&quot;! <br />Everyone: (Laughs).<br />Isaka: I remember a while back, I talked with Sorachi-san about 'what would be good' for Fujimaki (Tadatoshi)-sensei's next work. We talked for two hours and our imaginations ran wild, and I ended up going home without talking about &quot;Gintama&quot; at all (laughs). <br />Sorachi: Oh yeah, that was fun. I think we ended on 'a period drama from him would be great, wouldn't it?' Kinda like Inoue-sensei going from &quot;Slam Dunk&quot; to &quot;Vagabond&quot;. <br />Isaka: 'Yes, you've got it! Well, goodnight!' (laughs). After that, when I talked to Fujimaki-sensei about it, we got into a pretty intense conversation where he basically said he 'wasn't all that interested in period pieces.' (laughs). <br />Big Text: Sorachi-sensei is really good!<br />Saitou: You know, Sorachi-san, you're insanely good at drawing sword fights.<br />Sorachi: ...You noticed?! Ya know, I don't think anyone's ever complimented me on that before! I set them up fairly often. And when they happen, the manga won't have any lines, and usually there's nothing to explain, so you can sorta read right through them without thinking, I suppose.<br />Saitou: Honestly the camera work and switching perspectives and all that is really good. <br />Sorachi: Well, a big reason I need to be so detailed with them is because I don't do any special techniques. So I need to pick up a lot of skills or they just wouldn't be that good. In the people that are serialized in the magazine right now, &quot;Hinomaru Zumou&quot; is really good in that area. Sumo moves are kinda dull and if you just watch matches normally, you don't really get a sense of awe, do you? So in &quot;Hinomaru&quot; he has to get each monologue and bit of narration right so you know what every thrust means, like what sort of emotions are packed into them. I had to do thinkgs like that, too, but when I realized it was too late. <br />Isaka: I checked some of the old questionnaire results from the early days of &quot;Gintama&quot;, and in that episode in Lesson 9 where Gin-san and Hijikata fought on the roof, that got first in the rankings. So things were picking up. It was the first chapter where you'd done a proper depiction of a fight.<br />Sorachi: Uh, wasn't that just because it had the Shinsengumi in it?<br />Saitou: When you're setting up a swordfight, I guess you move through it spinning around the scene with the camera in your head, right? <br />Sorachi: Yeah, definitely. It really takes a lot of time and effort. I don't think anybody really realizes that. I get comments from readers saying stuff like, 'The serious parts are boring.' (laughs).<br />Matsuo: I guess you don't get much bang for your buck with those, huh...?<br />Saitou: Turning a video into a manga, that's a really incredible skill. A lot of pros really can't do that. Like even if they can do the camera in their head thing, they can't get it on paper without having some level of awkwardness. <br />Sorachi: Like you'll have a story you think is really good, say you take 20 pages to tell it, and then nobody understands what's going on! ...Though, I guess my manga's really the worst when something's not conveyed properly.<br />Isaka: I think the reality and entertainment value get through to the readers on a subconscious level. <br />Saitou: Like in the battle with Housen in the 'Yoshiwara in Flames Arc', you really did some incredible stuff there. Housen had this gigantic umbrella and he was up against someone with a regular-sized wooden sword. You had to make the swordfight work despite that big difference in weapons, but it worked.<br />Sorachi: If I'd had special techniques there, I wouldn't have had to go through all that strenuous effort...<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Saitou: When newer authors try to do that, you get a sense that a bunch of time got skipped between panels. The movements don't connect into a series.<br />Big Text: What Created &quot;Gintama&quot; <br />Sorachi: I don't think I've really talked about this, but when I was in elementary school, I really loved Tajima Shouu-sensei's manga 'MADARA'. Having only ever seen the typical oblong eyes in shounen manga up to that point, the long and narrow eyes in that manga really made an impact on me. I copied that style a lot in my own drawings. And the girls' uniforms were cute, too. I really wanted to capture those qualities, but I couldn't do it completely. <br />Saitou: Now that you mention it, the way both of you draw eyes is kind of similar. <br />Isaka: I don't think there are many artists out there that've copied your style, though, Sorachi-san.<br />Saitou: I think the way you deliver lines has really affected people, though. I've even seen regular people mimicking it online. Like a 'Sorachi sentence structure'.<br />Sorachi: There's definitely some warmer reactions, but generally I see things like 'Gintama-talking isn't funny', so it's a bit complicated. <br />Isaka: I think 'total sadist characters' have become more prominent since Okita first appeared. <br />Sorachi: Yeah, but those existed on variety TV shows and stuff before then. I always have the TV on when I'm working, so I think TV and radio have had more of an effect on me than manga. I got hooked on the comedy team Downtown, to the point I'm listening to them on late-night radio all the time. And at the same time I got hooked on Shiba Ryoutarou-sensei's novels and some stuff like that. I think the mix of those opposing ideas is maybe what gave birth to Gintama. <br />Honda: People that are good at taking input from things outside manga often result in drawing better manga, don't they? Like people with a wealth of real-world experience. <br />Saitou: Is there any particular story in Gintama where you were able to use something you'd experienced in real life? <br />Sorachi: Uh, not really, not for &quot;Gintama&quot;... Though I did use one for a one-shot. The story about the girl who vomited (*Gorugo Izayo from the one-shot manga &quot;13&quot;). I don't think I can go too into detail on that though. I'll just say it was this pretty, cute young lady, and she would vomit just randomly sometimes. And one time she vomited up a whole grape... It was like, 'Woah, a Kyoho grape!' But at the time, I wasn't capable of being kind to that girl. So the idea of what would've happened if I'd been kind to her back then... that is what '13' came about from. Now that I think about it, the sense of helplessness from not being able to do anything when I was little just piling up over time may be why I ended up being a mangaka!<br />Honda: You know, our image is 'Sorachi Hideaki = Sakata Gintoki'.<br />Sorachi: Well, Gin-san is a character I made as a projection of 'objects of men's admiration' like in the TV show &quot;Tantei Monogatari&quot; (Detective Story) and things like that, so he's not me. Just to make the character expand a bit, I added some elements of me into him. Like the part about being more of a &quot;Dragon Quest&quot; guy than a &quot;Final Fantasy&quot; guy (laughs). I'm a really timid, doing-dumb-stuff-all-the-time type, so rough-types that don't sweat the details are people I admire and consider strong. Like the comedian Chihara Seiji-san. I bought his book, &quot;Rough Power&quot; (laugh).<br />Big Text: 4 Hours in, Ohnishi-san Joins the Party<br />Isaka: We were just on a really interesting topic. The common features between Sorachi-san and Gin-san.<br />Ohnishi: ...Common features ?<br />Isaka: As his first editor from when his serialization started, you've probably watched Sorachi-san more than anyone, right, Ohnishi-san? I was hoping you could tell us what similarities you've seen between Sorachi-san and Gin-san!<br />Ohnishi: Hmm, similarities... Uh, but isn't Gintoki more or less the personification of what Sorachi-kun 'admires'?<br />Everyone: Oooh!<br />Sorachi: We were actually just saying that exact thing. About how I want to become a human with zero delicacy. <br />Ohnishi: You already have zero delicacy.<br />Sorachi: ....Huh?<br />(*After this is about 20 minutes of completely unusable everyday chatter)<br />Saitou: Okay, so how about we bring the topic back to &quot;Gintama&quot;. Sorachi-san, is there any character whose design you particularly like?<br />Isaka: I think &quot;Gintama&quot; has really excellent character design.<br />Sorachi: Really? That really makes me feel good to hear!<br />Isaka: Well if it didn't then you wouldn't sell any character merchandise.<br />Sorachi: Well, uh... Let me... put it this way. I kind of alllways had this sense that I wasn't good at character design.<br />Ohnishi: I remember the manuscript where Takasugi first appeared was incredibly late. And we couldn't wait any more so I tried to forcibly rip the manuscript away from you and you said 'Wait just one... last thing' and you hid one of his eyes.<br />Isaka: And that ended up being foreshadowing that paid off right before the final chapter, didn't it?<br />Sorachi: I remember with Takasugi, when I first showed his design to Ohnishi-san, you made a comment like, 'This guy looks like a college student!' At first he had this black cloak-like haori. He had an appearance similar to a college student in the Meiji era. He made fun of it so much I changed it to his current look.<br />Isaka: Ah, so that's why Ohnishi-san was boasting that he's Takasugi's birth father.<br />Manabe: Were you conscious of him being shorter than Gintoki at first? <br />Sorachi: Uh, well... to be honest, I just sorta drew him shorter for no reason in the first panel they were standing next to each other. But I figured, what the hell, so I left it. I don't think I thought about it all that much. But I do remember that I'd ego-search myself even back then, and I saw everyone's comments saying, 'Heh, so he's short.' So then I was like, 'Yes, that's right. He's short.' (laughs). <br />Saitou: But character height differences are really important!<br />Ohnishi: More passionate fans will do things like make images where all the characters stand against a wall with tape showing how tall they are in comparison to each other, won't they?<br />Saitou: What about Gin-san and the others' desigsn?<br />Sorachi: Well, uh, for Gin-san... I ripped off elements from a whole bunch of places, so I'm not really sure myself. The kimono and boots and stuff are like Sakamoto Ryouma's. I'm pretty sure having one arm outside the kimono was because I saw the package illustration of &quot;Nobunaga's Ambition&quot; and he only had one arm in the sleeve, and thought that was cool, so I ripped that off. But I think I was conscious from the beginning that it was a sort of Japanese and Western style clothing jumbled together. I feel like in manga, one look at a character has to be enough to tell stuff like what era it's set in, what kind of world is being built. <br />Saitou: The design for the Shinsengumi's uniforms came from &quot;Castlevania&quot;, didn't it?<br />Sorachi: Yeah, that's right. &quot;Symphony of the Night&quot;! I'm into video games, so I got a lot from them. <br />Nakasaki: Honestly I'm impressed you're able to be so precise about how you designed every little thing like that. <br />Ohnishi: Gin-san's design was 'Ginko', wasn't it?<br />Sorachi: Ginko? Like, the female Gin?<br />Ohnishi: Ginko from &quot;Mushishi&quot;.<br />Nakasaki: I do remember you having the volumes of &quot;Mushishi&quot; around since way back. <br />Isaka: They are similar, aren't they? Well, they certainly have those sleepy eyes, at least.<br />Sorachi: If I had to pick someone, I'd say Gin-san is most like Reinhard from &quot;Legend of the Galactic Heroes&quot;. Reinhard has naturally wavy hair, too, right? I messed it up even more.<br />Matsuo: I figured that Gin-san had the naturally perm hair because you have a natural perm, Sorachi-san. No? In fact... I've got a natural perm, too. <br />Sorachi: I really don't think I was projecting myself with the design, honestly... Gin-san's prototype was Sanmoto Gorouzaemon in &quot;Shirokuro&quot;. He was the protagonist of a shounen manga, so I figured I'd make his hair would be all fluffed up and aloof, but then I stuck the Reinhard in, and it became a lot limper hair style.<br />Big Text: This is what I like about &quot;Gintama&quot;!<br />Sorachi: One color illustration I really like is one where the Yorozuya are in sort of old Edo punisher-type outfits (*Page 284 of this book). I drew it for a center color page. Also the one where Kagura has a different hair style from usual and has her umbrella up, looking melancholy in the rain (*Page 305 of this book). I really liked Naitou-san's insert text for that one. 'There are days like those... yes?' <br /><br />Page 11:<br />Ohnishi: Whenever you had to draw color double-page spreads, you always took a long time racking your brains over the composition, didn't you? <br />Sorachi: Well, yeah! 'Course I rack my brains over the composition! Once you get how to compose everything down, it's easy! With Jump cover illustrations, there's lots of restrictions so it's actually easier to decide on something. But for opening color pages, you can do whatever you want. So for that, you need to think about how you're advertising the current developments of the story. <br />Nakasaki: I remember when the first anime movie was greenlit, you had Gin wear these clothes like Charlie Chaplin (*Page 12 of this book). I remember being kinda moved by that one. <br />Honda: I really loved the illustration of Hijikata for the 'Baragaki Arc' color page (*Page 19 of this book). That image really pulled me in and the story really moved me.<br />Matsuo: This one is the first color manuscript page that was done after I'd become editor (*Page 21 of this book). ...Here is when those hellish days began. With the movie... <br />Ohnishi: Whenever the manuscript was late, he'd just not think at all and do a big group shot (laugh).<br />Honda: I remember Sorachi-san once told me 'I have zero confidence in my color pages, so I at least want to make the readers happy by putting lots of characters on them...'<br />Saitou: Sorachi-san is pretty quick to downplay his own drawings, but I actually think he has excellent color sensibilities. <br />Honda: You can always tell he went for a theme in each one.<br />Isaka: By the way, which characters would you say you have the most attachment to?<br />Sorachi: Well that'd be the Yorozuya, obviously!<br />Saitou: Seems like could make a pretty immediate decision for that one, huh? But I get the impression you have an interest in Hasegawa, too.<br />Sorachi: I like Hasegawa, too.<br />Manabe: When I was reading the final chapter, I actually forgot he existed for a minute until he showed up in it... that was a really funny scene!<br />Sorachi: I have a kind of warped attachment to Hasegawa, but since the basis of the series &quot;Gintama&quot; is the three members of the Yorozuya. <br />Ohnishi: But chapter 2 was about Hasegawa, right? He appeared before Kagura did. <br />Sorachi: To be 100% honest, that's because I originally had a plan for Hasegawa to join the Yorozuya. Basically when I was thinking about the composition of the Yorozuya with Gintoki at the top, I felt like they needed someone to sort of lower their degree of freedom, so, I felt there needed to be an adult character in the mix. So I felt like that if Hasegawa were at the top of the organization, then Gin-san wouldn't be able to do whatever he wanted. In the end it just felt like he 'didn't fit' so I scrapped the idea (laughs). <br />Saitou: The questionnaires for chapter 2 had you in *th place. So maybe that choice was the right one. By the way, chapter 3 was *th place.<br />Ohnishi: Chapter 1 was *th place. That was a pretty harsh number for a new series. But maybe because he had expectations for it, the then editor-in-chief Sasaki-san let it stick around. I remember after the new-series meeting ended, Sasaki-san tapped me on the shoulder and said 'Ohnishi, about &quot;Gintama&quot;... it JUST made it!' (Laughs).<br />Isaka: I heard this from Sorachi-san at the time, but you weren't really in a rush, right? <br />Sorachi: It's odd. I just sort of had confidence. Like, 'Well, I don't think it's gonna end.' Honestly, I don't think I understood the situation I was in all that well. Ohnishi-san didn't really go into it that much with me.<br />Ohnishi: Yeah, I did? I talked to you about all sorts of things! ...Like, with the 'flower viewing' story (*Lesson 17).<br />Sorachi: Oh yeah, I remember the 'flower viewing story'. I had a lot setup for it, and all the characters that had been introduced so far appeared all at once. It was the first center color pages I got. <br />Isaka: In that chapter you lept up the rankings all at once and the first printing of volume 1 sold out. <br />Ohnishi: Well, yeah it sold out, but we only printed like 30,000 of them, right? &quot;Death Note&quot; printed around 200,000. <br />Sorachi: Well that was Shueshia's responsibility! But still, I was really happy. Getting the expanded printing right away like that felt good. <br />Saitou: Speaking of which, Ohnishi-san, your claim that it's my fault that &quot;Gintama's&quot; manuscripts started getting late, right? <br />Sorachi: It was right around the chapter that Hamuko appeared in (*Lesson 12). After that my progress really fell apart. <br />Saitou: See! That's totally still during the era Ohnishi-san was editor! Why you gotta lie so much?! <br />Ohnishi: ...Yeah, but the root cause behind the evil deed of destroying the schedule is this guy!<br />Sorachi: Huh?! I haven't seen you in so long and I'm 'this guy' now?! What the hell?!<br />Isaka: But Ohnishi-san, don't you always say 'The one responsible if an author's manuscript is late is the editor'?! I know you really emphasized that to Manabe, right?! <br />Honda: So you were just doing that to look superior and put your kouhai in their place, huh?! (Laughs)<br />Big Text: On what Sorachi-sensei is doing 'from here'<br />Sorachi: Well what am I gonna do next...? I don't really have anything but manga, so... Yesh. I think if I'm writing my next work, this time I'll draw a 'growth type' protagonist. Gin-san was already grown from the start, he's not really the type to grow bigger. ...So, yeah, the kinds of protagonists in manga that sell like crazy are all 'growth types'!<br />Saitou: Do you want to draw a shounen manga for your next series, too?<br />Sorachi: Yeah, I think so. If I went to a seinen magazine, I don't think it'd be that well received there. Once you get into seinen manga, dirty jokes become the norm. <br />Nakasaki: So you think there's value in having done &quot;Gintama&quot; in a shounen manga, huh?<br />Sorachi: Well, I thought it might be a good to be thrown into a place where I'm not comfortable. It might actually be best for me to go to a place like &quot;Corocoro Comic&quot;. But I think I've more than proven that even changing to a monthly schedule won't make me stop breaking deadlines any less, so I guess weekly. It's more flashy.<br />Ohsaka: So you're not into the idea of doing some sorta 'extreme erotic' thing, then. Maybe 'clothed erotic' would be more up your alley. Strategically, anyhow. <br />Sorachi: ...Wow. I work my ass off drawing manga for 15 years and then I get told 'try some clothed eroticism'.<br />Everyone: (Big laugh).<br />Saitou: If I were to pick something I'd like to see Sorachi-san tackle just once, it'd be a manga without any gag elements. <br />Isaka: What?! You'd just clip his wings like that?!<br />Saitou: Yagi Norihiro-sensei did &quot;Angel Densetsu&quot; and followed it up with the serious manga &quot;Claymore&quot;, didn't he?<br />Honda: &quot;Claymore&quot; was good.<br />Saitou: I have no idea if Sorachi-san can make a serious manga good or not, I just kind of want to know if he can. <br />Sorachi: But uh, what would be in it for me exactly? And I don't think the readers really want that either?<br />Saitou: Well because of the anything-goes nature of Gintama's world, you always had lots and lots of choices, right? Like whether you wanted to do a comedic story or a serious story. So if you then limit yourself to serious, then it might create more consistency.<br />Sorachi: I mentioned this before, but for my next work, I want to make use of a &quot;voice of heaven narration&quot;. Also I might have some special techniques and screaming. I'll keep screaming dirty jokes until I die. <br />Nakasaki: So the more extreme version of that is to just do kamishibai, picture story shows, right?<br />Saitou: I can see the rumors spreading now. 'These this incredible kamishibai, you've gotta go see it!'<br />Honda: Even if it's not a kamishibai, any story Sorachi-san can broadcast to kids, I'd want to see. Imagine like a slightly grown kid reading it. Like an elementary schooler admiring a 2nd year middle schooler and wanting to read what they wrote.<br />Manabe: Personally, I'd like to read a picture book written by Sorachi-san.<br />Sorachi: A picture book, huh...? I actually feel like I might over-do that. It'd be like a guy who acts mean drawing something for kids. <br />Isaka: Then there's dipping your hand into writing prose... Sorachi-san, do you think you're the type who'd be okay with just writing the story but not doing the art yourself?<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Sorachi: I'd be totally fine with that! I don't have all that much love for my own drawings...<br />Matsuo: I think original writer is probably the worst pattern for you. The artist will end up dead by the time you finish the 'conclusion arc'. And nobody wants to have to deal with that disaster. <br />Sorachi: But I don't think 100% of the nuance will get across that way, so I think it's gonna need to be my art, too. I'd be saying stuff like 'Giving it this deformed look isn't right...' <br />Isaka: Are you thinking of heading straight into serialization again? Or are you thinking of maybe doing something else, like a one-shot or a mini-series?<br />Naitou: I've said to Sorachi-san he should just rest for a bit. Meanwhile I've been thinking of all the work I'd like to see him do and I'm planning out all these projects in my head.<br />Sorachi: The idea of trying to tackle something I've never done is interesting. ...Naitou-san, that plan you brought with you, that was pretty interesting. Such, like, bright new ideas!<br />Naitou: I felt it might be a good idea for him to get himself out there in some way besides with manga. Sorachi-san is the type that'll die if he doesn't keep moving. That includes the time spent idling when he's doing a weekly series. <br />Sorachi: I personally don't really feel like taking a break either. I like being busy.<br />Matsuo: I know you hate essay projects, but maybe for example, an interview with someone, and then you record those words in a new book... You could make a book like that. You could make it about your responses to frustrations in the world or something like that. We could call it 'Sorachi Hideaki's Manga Philosophy' or something like that, I think that would turn out great. You writing pure text would probably take you a similar amount of time to drawing manga, so maybe we could do it with someone else doing the actual writing for you. It would be kind of like this round-table discussion we're doing here. If we had you talk in this kind of format, we could pull out all kinds of interesting conversations. If we just turned that into book form, I figured it might sell. I think just one hour of data-gathering could fill enough for a series in a weekly publication.<br />Saitou: But, whatever form it ends up in, making your next work is going to be really difficult. Even if you draw the same kind of comedy manga, you can't wipe away the image of the 77 volumes of &quot;Gintama&quot; all that easily. <br />Sorachi: That's true, this would be my '2nd work', wouldn't it...? My first work being &quot;Gintama&quot; is gonna really loom large.<br />Isaka: What's the first editor think?<br />Sorachi: Oh yes, please, first editor-sama.<br />Ohnishi: I'm on the other side of the fence. I think it's fine for you to just do the same thing. It would be pretty misleading to say you were doing the same thing. But I think something like what 'Adachi Mitsuru-sensei' did would be good. As in, having a style that changes as time goes by, but the foundation of your work always staying the same.<br />Sorachi: I kinda get the feeling that no matter what I write, it'll always have a 'Gintama smell' to it. I think that comes with &quot;Gintama&quot; being a kind of 'has everything' series.<br />Big Text: And lastly, any final words!<br />(*Ohnishi has taken his socks off and started sitting on the sofa grasping he knees like you'd do in gym class.)<br />Isaka: You sure like to get barefoot in a hurry, huh, Ohnishi-san? You're the only one I know who'll take their socks and shoes off first thing once you get to an author's work place.<br />Sorachi: He'll also open the fridge the first chance he gets. 'Is it okay if I eat this? Can I drink this?' All that.<br />Ohnishi: Well we've been doing this for hours now and I'm tired! How about we start wrapping up with any last words we want to give to the fans. Have any?<br />Sorachi: Huh...? Well that should go without saying. When I was drawing &quot;Gintama&quot;, I'd intended to draw will full strength, but looking back on it now, I think I only brought out about 20% of it. I had this heavy iron ball in my G-pen. And I spend all my time ego-searching. In all that time I can't forget, I powered up. Now I think I can make a new work for everyone that's more punk, rock, classcial, and jazz. I'm gonna sell more than eveeeer!! (Laughs)<br />Isaka: Okay, then how about each of us give a few words to Sorachi-san? While I want to say beforehand that I'm certainly looking forward to Sorachi-san's next work no matter what it ends up being, I'm not personally interested in seeing a growth-type protagonist drawn by Sorachi-san, actually...<br />Sorachi: Huh, really?!<br />Isaka: If you have a character like Gin-san next to you, I think it just about works. If they're in a team like Sena and Hiruma or Ippo and Takamura...<br />Sorachi: C'mon, it'll be fine. I know about all that kinda stuff! All that's all stuff you figure out beforehand!<br />Isaka: Okay, then I'll be looking forward to it! Also, my position is moving around, and if I end up in charge of &quot;Gintama&quot; remix, then I'm hoping you could draw 5 new pages for us!<br />Sorachi: ...Uh, 5 pages, that's gonna be tough (laughs).<br />Isaka: I know I was only your editor for a fairly short period of only 1 year, but I'd really like to work with you again, so here's hoping for the future!<br />Manabe: I think of all your editors over the course of the series, I was your editor longest after Ohnishi-san. I know I probably annoyed you in a number of ways, but honestly I learned a lot from you. Since then I started as an editor in 'V Jump', and if Sorachi-san wants to do some work with a video game with me, I'd be delighted.<br />Naitou: For me, my relationship with Sorachi-san is still 'from here'. My tenure as his editor was the shortest. If the start of his new series is 1 year from now, then I'll set my goal on one year from now and do my best as we head towards it. I'd like to drop in on the studio every once in a while and talk about things with Sorachi-san. Meeting where it's okay if there's no storyboard, we just have some fun... And after a little of that, we can go back to those hellish days. <br />Matsuo: I was a newcomer at the Weekly Jump Editorial Department and the first editor job I got was with &quot;Gintama&quot;. Right from the start I suddenly broke a bone and caused you a lot of problems. I think I'd rather... forget those more difficult parts. I'm a shoujo manga editor now, but while I wouldn't call it a romantic comedy manga, I'd like to read another one-shot like &quot;13&quot; where you draw some of the subtleties of humanity sometime. And I'm not giving up on that new book plan, so I'd love it if we ended up doing that together.<br />Honda: I don't think the saying 'once on shore, we pray no more' quite applies, but now that we've reached this point, I look back on my time as editor of &quot;Gintama&quot; with only fun memories. It's been 5 years since then, but if I can work with Sorachi-san again, then I have a feeling we can make a work that's even better than what we were making back then. And if Naitou-san dies in action or something, then I'd like to go back to being his editor again, so I hope he'll have me.<br />(*Nakasaki-san is totally drunk and has fallen asleep.)<br />Isaka: Look at this old dude, he's out like a light (laughs)!<br />Saitou: Please just write 'ZZZZZZZ...' for his part. Okay, I'm next then I guess. I've stepped away from the manga department, so while not quite what Manabe was saying, I think I could come up with a game project plan that fits the type of author Sorachi-san is really well. And this is somewhat just for my personal tastes, but I'd love to product a sort of 'Philosophy of Creative Writing' from him. I think a book that brought together the thoughts of three great authors with the best language skills of the ones I've worked with, Togashi (Yoshihiro)-sensei, Asahira (Daisuke)-sensei, and Sorachi-sensei, would be a great thing to leave for future generations. Okay then, Ohnishi-san. Please leave us with a nice image to go out on. <br />Ohnishi: Nice?<br />Sorachi: You sure about that? I kinda think we've given an image of a bunch of kids from the boondocks.<br />Ohnishi: What's that supposed to mean?! ...Ok, well, let's see. Sorachi-kun has been drawing manga for 15 years now, but I don't get the sense 'his talent have been exhausted' at all. I think there's tons more entertaining stuff he can come up with. So I'd like to say this: I want you to hurry up and draw your next work! But without getting too worked up about it, I think if you just draw something you think is good, then that should be plenty. <br />Sorachi: Heh. I see. Well, I'll do the best I can.<br />Everyone: Well done!<br />Side Text: (Total recording time, 6 hours and 30 minutes)<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Title: Year 3 Class Z<br />Ginpachi<br />Sensei<br />Author: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Guys: Staaand!<br />Bow!<br />Sign: Sugar Content<br />Gin: Okay everybody, listen up. The story finally made it to the final chapter.<br />So that means you idiots that've been repeating grades over and over again are finally graduating.<br />And on that note, here is our new transfer student, Sorachi Hideaki-kun.<br />If anyone has any questions for Sorachi, now's the time to ask.<br />SFX: NOSSHI<br />Kon: Sensei!! What do you mean, questions?! How can we hold a conversation with a gorilla?!!<br />Gin: Huh? What? What's he saying? All I hear is UHO UHO. I don't get it.<br />Kon: Huh? With me, too?!<br />Tae: Sensei, I feel that a school with two gorillas is no longer a school, but more of a zoo at that point.<br />Can I go home?<br />Gin: Okay, I got it. Kondou, Sorachi, Otae, all of you go back to your cages.<br />Shou: Sorry.<br />SFX: GAH GAH GOH<br />Shouyou: I can interpret if you'd like, Sensei.<br />Gin: Uh, you're the sensei, Shouyou!<br />Shou: Having repeated school years for an eternity, I've learned his language.<br />Gin: Someone whose repeated school years for an eternity is just an idiot, Shouyou.<br />Someone: This is Kondou-kun's question:<br />Why did this rare disaster for all of Jump history, two fake-out final chapters and numerous delays happen?<br />Gin: Good question, Kondou-kun.<br />Kondou: I don't remember asking a dangerous question like that, Sensei! I think this guy really is an idiot!<br />Handwritten: UHO UHO<br />Gin: Mhm. Mhm. I see... Is that right...?<br />Someone: Sensei, do we not really need an interpreter then?!<br />Gin: Okay, well it's a rather delicate topic, so he says he'll say why while wrapped in a banana peel.<br />Kondou: Sensei, please wrap it in a sugar coating!<br />Gin: Something like this.<br />Bubble: I was playing SEKIRO<br />Someone: Sensei, that banana peel isn't doing shit! I can see SEKIRO bursting out of it!<br />Gin: It's not a banana, it's Isshin sticking out of Genichiro's back. That sure looks tough to deal with.<br />Someone: Please stop talking about SEKIRO or you're gonna get flamed online. <br />Gin: Are there any other questions?<br />Someone: Sensei, I'm scared, so I can't!<br />SFX: ZUH<br />Kagura: Yes, Sensei. <br />So as of the end of the story, Sakata Gintoki's birth is still a mystery. What happened with regards to that?<br />SFX: GATA<br />Kagura: Among readers, there's a theory that since he has silver hair, that he might be half Amanto.<br />Gin: Okay, then is purple-haired Sacchan half old Osaka lady?<br />Sacchan: How rude!! What does half old Osaka lady even mean?!<br />Kyuu: Calm down, Sarutobi. You're not an old Osaka lady. You're only half. So you're more like an old Nagoya lady.<br />Sa: So I'm still an old lady?!<br />Hiji: Oh, I know. Silver haired men...<br />Sougo: are half old Sugamo men, right?<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Gin: Unfortunately, that's not correct either.<br />Handwritten: UHO UHO<br />Gin: He says he wants to keep the reason as to why Sakata Gintoki's hair is silver a secret to all of us, and he'll only talk about it wrapped in the banana peel.<br />Like this.<br />Text: Because it's a manga.<br />Someone: Sensei, that was just a totally blunt answer! C'mon banana peel, do your job!<br />Someone: Okay, does anyone else have a question?<br />Sensei, please just give it up! You're just making yourself look bad! 15 years of hard work is going up in smoke...<br />Handwritten: Yes!<br />Utsuro: Then I will turn everything to the void with this question of destruction.<br />Someone: Sensei, this doesn't look good! Shouyou-kun's other personality, Hensachi Utsuro-kun has activated! He sounds like he's gonna ask a question that's no joke!<br />T/N: Hensachi = Standardized test scores.<br />Utsuro: Sorachi-kun, I ask you this question...<br />are bananas considered snacks?<br />Someone: Aah, Shoyou-kun took back over!!<br />Utsu: Don't get in my way, Shouyou!! What I want to ask is...<br />are bananas considered royalties?<br />No, bananas are snacks.<br />Someone: It kinda looks like both of these two have garbage questions.<br />Utsu: Bananas are royalties!<br />Shou: Bananas are snacks.<br />Gin: Someone stop these two... or maybe stop this &quot;one&quot; idiot would be more accurate. Anyhow, any more questions?<br />SFX: GAH GOH GAH<br />Zura: Sensei, what even is Oba-Z anyhow...?<br />Gin: Man, you don't give up!<br />Someone: Sensei!<br />SFX: GARARA<br />T/N: The question about bananas is a cliche question asked in elementary schools.<br />Taka: So, at the end,<br />did I die? Or am I alive? Which is it?<br />Someone: Takasugi-kun!<br />It's Takasugi-kun, the one who was in that vague life-or-death state at the end of the manga!<br />Gin: ...That obviously avoided giving a clear depiction to give people hope.<br />Or are you prepared to accept the truth, no matter how cruel it may be?<br />Taka: ...Yes.<br />Sorachi: Then I'll be completely upfront. I just sorta didn't want to spare the pages for it. Er...<br />Rather than sticking in stuff about Takasugi, I decided I'd rather put as many gags in as I could. So I figured that was enough...<br />Someone: You can taaaalk?! Go wrap yourself in a banana peel!!<br />Gin: Okay then, so, either way works, really.<br />But if you really wanna know, how about we have a vote to determine if Takasugi is alive or not?<br />Someone: Don't decide someone's life or death by voting!<br />Gin: So that kid's exposed ass in the final chapter. Was it a revived Takasugi's ass? Or was it some abandoned kid we don't know's ass? Vote on whichever ya want.<br />Text: Takasugi's Ass<br />Unknown's Ass<br />Forget that, let's play SEKIRO<br />II [Two talleys]<br />Someone: Sensei already put two votes in!<br />Gin: Okay, let's go with Sekiro then.<br />Handwritten: Me, too!<br />I wanna play, too!<br />Shin: ...Sensei.<br />One vote for everyone being dead.<br />Text: The end<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Box: Sorachi Hideaki's Handwritten Comment<br />Right Page Text: Thank you so much for purchasing the Gintama Final Fanbook Koujien. This is a spoiler for the volume, so I kept this hidden at the end, but I'm gonna talk here about the end of Gintama on the pretense that everyone reading this read the final chapter. <br />Originally, my plan for the last page was the 'backs' of the Yorozuya as they were running away. The idea being that a hero was someone who did what they had to do, and then left like the wind. I like characters that can talk with their backs, and I figured there are a lot of protagonists in shounen manga who have have grown up with the readers, so the story ends with the hero's now-grown backs burned into their memories as the leave. And even with the sadness that entails, I don't think it would be exaggerating to say I started drawing manga wanting to do that, too. But after I thought about it for a while, Sakata Gintoki just didn't seem like the kind of person who would do that. Like even if his back were there facing you, he would run out of things to say with his back and then start flapping away with his lips. Also, Gin-san isn't really a growing protagonist. He's an adult character standing just a bit past where the readers are, so seeing his 'back' is something common and fundamental for readers. So to just doggedly show that back again and leave the readers behind just didn't sit right with me. That's not how he is, he's gotta go back to where the readers are, I thought. So it's not a back that's breaking through the final chapter and leaving, it's him running back home towards the readers.<br />Left Page Text: And when I made that last scene, I realized that I had broken through lots of deadlines and done two fake final chapters. <br />I'm very sorry for making everyone wait so long. And thank you all for waiting around for the very end. Thanks to you, I was able to say goodbye to the Yorozuya in a way that didn't feel lonely. If I were to ask for something, it would be for everyone to leave just a little space in their hearts for them to always be there, being the same idiots as ever. Nothing would make me happier than that. Okay, then. See ya!<br />Signature: Sorachi<br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: Gintama Omake 77</title>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Gintama Volume 77 Extras Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Author Flap:<br />Top: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Text: The final manuscript and my career as a mangaka are both finiiiiiiished!<br /><br />Page 2:<br />★This is a work of fiction. It has no connection to any real people, groups, or events whatsoever.<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Title: Volume <br />77<br />Nobody with a Natural Perm is a Decent Guy<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Top: Gintama Volume 77<br />Contents: Lesson 686 Even for Villains, There Are Things That Are Okay to Do and Things That Are Not Okay to Do<br />Lesson 696 Cheap Sake<br />Lesson 697 A Myriad of Threads<br />Lesson 698 Beyond the Final Chapter<br />Lesson 699 Gintoki and his Comrades<br />Lesson 700 Steel Heart<br />Lesson 701 Homing Instinct<br />Lesson 702 Fate<br />Lesson 703 The Right Eye<br />Lesson 704 Nobody with a Natural Perm is a Decent Guy<br />[Leave the bottom as it just says CONTENTS again]<br /><br />Page 26:<br />	Thank you so much for purchasing Gintama volume 77. And I'm so very sorry about making you wait such a long time for it. It's only thanks  to everyone's warm comments cheering me on that with this volume, Gintama has finally reached its conclusion. I've finally broken through the goal tape and collapsed on the ground covered in blood. Thank you all so much.<br />	So, while I did reach the end, the path to getting there was a horror that I have trouble describing. I broke every last deadline like I was breaking through all the sliding paper doors of the houses of everyone in my big family. Like the one hoodlum kid that's in every big family, I caused tons of problems for all the readers and industry people. But nevertheless, because of the kind of person I am, like the daddy of a big family, I turned defiant and churned out this massive thick volume unlike anyone's ever seen. I really am<br />	so very sorry!!<br />	To all those alive right now,<br />	I'm so very sorry!!!!!<br />	To the whole of creation across the entire universe<br />	I'm so very sorry!!!!!<br />	To Big Daddy<br />	I'm so very sorry!!!!!! <br />	To very sorries,<br />	I'm so very sorry!!!!!!<br />[The I'm so sorries get bigger as it goes along]<br />Bottom: (Continues on Page 46)<br />T/N: The Big Daddy here refers to Hayashiya Kiyoshi, a businessman who's nicknamed Big Daddy and was on a documentary series featuring his big family.<br /><br />Page 46:<br />	So now that I'm giving an out-and-out I'm so very sorry... Huh? What even is &quot;I'm so very sorry&quot; I've repeated it so many times the words feel like they've lost all meaning. I'm so very sorry about this, but that's going to have to be it for the I'm-so-very-sorries. I'll use fantasy imagery to try to convey to you this utterly disastrous state of affairs. The hero Sorachi that was not able to defeat the Demon King after fighting for 14 long years in Jump had learned the extension-magic spell (Giga)dein and vowed that this time he was really going to beat the Demon King and made his way into the Demon King's castle. You all know that part, right? Okay, so, the hero's partner this time was Editor Isaka Level 33, and he was a pretty tough guy, somebody who'd fought on the legendary Grand Line. The type that'd be out there smoking a cigar with a calm look on his face even if he only had 3 HP left. So as the hero was asking stuff like 'Hey, so, this is all ok? For real?' as he was getting more and more brazen and rapid-fire casting Gigadein until he reached the save point right before the fight with the Demon King, which is when he realized his MP was at zero. 'Well, Tough Guy Ikasa Level 33 must've brought some items with him, right?' thought the hero as he turned to look over his shoulder. And there he saw Iksaka Level 33 smoking a cigar in a coffin. Er, actually the whole screen was kinda filled with coffins. There was just a long-ass line of coffins leading all the way back to the hero's far-off hometown of Aliahan. It was at this point where Hero Sorachi realized. 'I see... So the Demon King... was me, all along.' That's the story of February when it didn't end in Giga.<br />Bottom: (Continued on page 68) <br />T/N: Gigadein is the Kazap spell in the English Dragon Quest games. In Dragon Quest when your allies die they follow behind you in coffins. There's a hometown called Aliahan. But you don't need me to explain the Dragon Quest games, right? If you've read up to this point then you've had the equivalent of playing the entire 11 game series.<br /><br />Page 68:<br />	So there you have it. Not Hero, but Demon King Sorachi was actually somewhat aware of what had transpired. When Tough Guy Isaka Level 33 had said 'Sir, just leave your back to me... HEEE!' he had let out what sounded very much like a scream at the last moment. <br />	And before that, when Editor Manabe Level 3 had said 'Sorachi-san, we will be by your side to the very end... HEEDEHBU,' he'd clearly said HEEDEHBU. <br />	And even before that, when Editor Naitou Level 31 had said '..................', he didn't actually say anything at all, all he did was be a corpse on the ground. <br />	Sorachi had pretended not to hear their screams and pressed forward. And when he'd finally turned to look behind him, the weight of all the coffins was so massive that he couldn't move forward anymore. But that's all with regard to Sorachi when he was a hero. Once he'd become a demon king, there was no stopping him. Since he wasn't a hero anymore, he couldn't equip Erdrick's armor or Erdrick's sword anymore. So he was now buck naked with nothing but a cypress stick at his crotch and the coffin with Isaka Level 33 in it as a shield as he ventured on to the final battle all alone. <br />	'I may no longer be able to go back to being a hero that fights in Jump, but such things no longer matter. As long as I have at least one reader left, even if I have to use toilet paper as a manuscript, I must fight to the very end. Bwahahahahaha!' he said. <br />	And then a rotted Isaka Level 33 jumped out of the coffin and said, 'Kishishi! Oh great Demon King, I have the perfect item for one as evil as you!' After which he coughed a stinking, bloody, vomit-soaked item from his mouth. It was the forbidden demon tool, App Serialization.<br />Bottom: (Continued on page 120)<br /><br />Page 120:<br />	After having done so many evil deeds and no longer even being able to form a party anymore, Sorachi had become a demon king. But when his old comrade had still stuck with him despite become stinking Isaka Level 33 and then used this app to keep him alive, Demon King Sorachi could not let his efforts go to waste. I fought hard and postponed the final chapter twice. Even postponing the volume and fanbook in the process. I'd become an exemplary Great Demon King. A Great Demon King, also known as 'scum'.<br />	An app, by its nature of being serialized online, meant that if I wanted, I could break deadlines like crazy. For scum like me, it was truly a forbidden demon tool. With magazines, it has a physical product that has to be shipped and physically sold all over the country, so there was no way a deadline could be moved. But with an app, you're free to decide the day it goes out on your own, and the deadlines are flimsy at best. <br />	And sure enough, if you put scum in a situation like that, he'll take full advantage and stretch everything to the nth degree. Even the cypress stick at my crotch was soft and limp. But while I fought and fought, my attacks just weren't getting past his defenses, and rotted Isaka Level 33 was constantly casting Thwack at me. Darn it! Just one more! If I can just get one more attack in, I can win! What do I do...?!! Just as he was mired in a desperate situation that seemed to have no way out, from behind the scum came a huge cloud of Sweet Breath!! As the Demon King (enemy) cried out in agony and was halted in place, the Demon King (scum) turned around to look at what was behind him. There, he saw crawling out of the army of caskets, rotted Oonishi, rotted Saitou, rotted Jellybeans, rotted Babakonga, rotted Naitou, and rotted Manabe. The editors that had made Gintama with me during its many years had stood up.<br />Bottom: *The 3rd editor, Nakasaki, was rotting off in Hokkaidou for work.<br />(Continued on Page 122)<br /><br />Page 122:<br />	There's an urban legend that says when a series in jump ends, all the editors that had had a hand in it over its run come to get the final manuscript, congratulate the author on a job well done, and present the author with flowers. But whoever would've expected they'd come to the studio of a mangaka that had been chased out of Jump? <br />	'Quick, while our Sweet Breath has the enemy restrained! Gooo, scum!!'<br />	'Those fools, poking their noses in where they don't belong... Blast it, my eyesight is getting foggy...' So then I roused by cypress stick and in a bright flash of spirit...<br />	'Take thiiiis! My finaly attaaaaaack!!'<br />	I launched an attack with all my might right at the demon king's forehead! DODOOOOOON! With an eart-shaking thud, the demon king's massive body fell to the ground, I received 360,000 experience points, and I picked up seven or eight blank manuscript papers. Er, well I forget if I picked them up or not, but there were seven or eight blank pages left. If the rotted editors from the whole run of your series showed up and they seemed like they were ready to pick up the final manuscript right at that moment, even having bundles of flowers behind their backs and surrounding you, what course of action would you take if you still had 7~8 totally blank pages? Well, I decided to break my right leg.<br />Bottom: (Continued on page 174)<br /><br />Page 174:<br />	Now, in this situation, an amateur scum would break the bone in their right hand and say 'I can't draw manga anymore!' But of course nothing that convenient would just happen like that. They'd catch on to the lie in a heartbeat. But if you broke your *leg* and then couldn't draw because of the *pain* it was causing, it would come off as way more real. So I said just hold on for one hour for now, and said things like 'Aahh, dammit!' to look like I was trying to put up with the pain in my leg as I was drawing. And then an hour later, you say 'Ah, darn. Sorry, looks like it's gonna take a little longer. Would you mind leaving for a bit? I need to concentrate for this. Why don't you go get something to eat?' So you give off this feeling like you're annoyed at yourself and chase the editors off, and that's when you chain the door. Then you just turn your phone off and viola, confinement complete. It depends on how fortified your house is, but in my case I'd bought 6 or 7 hours. Then you call and say 'Oh, sorry, I forgot the battery in my phone ran out. But I'm all ready now.' and it'll take them two hours to get everybody together there again. At this point, the already rotting editors would now be totally rotted down to liquid form. Down to unrefined sake. Yeah, that's the mature thing to do. Then I was able to hand over the completed manuscript with total peace of mind. <br />	'Sorry I kept you waiting so long. Tehh.'<br />	'BLUB BLUB BLUB (You made us wait too long and now all the flowers are wilted!)' and so I was hit with a with the dried-up flowers you can see on the cover flap.<br />	Oookay, moving on...<br />Bottom: (Continued on page 220)<br /><br />Page 220:<br />	So, how did you like my depiction of that disaster that was really brutal even despite my fantasy spin on it? It's a pretty embarrassing story so I thought about just running away without touching on it, but I figured after causing problems for so many people, I just couldn't do that, so I went on for quite a while about it. I'm so very sorry to anyone who was made uncomfortable by that. So as you read, I committed a few acts for which it wouldn't be unusual for me to be disqualified from being a pro and get kicked out of the industry. I might be scolded for writing something like this, but it's been nearly a year since I left Jump, and while this past year of being allowed to keep going until I had an ending I was happy with was difficult at times, it reignited a feeling I'd lost track of in the hectic days of weekly serialization. It reminded me of how I'd felt back when I was a no-name, newbie author, drawing manga just because I liked doing it. And for that, it's time I'll always treasure. So to the editors and everyone involved who risked life and limb to set that up, to my staff who cut years off their lives to make Gintama with me, and most of all the readers who waited so long for me, I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart.<br />	It's thanks to all of you that I was able to go back to being just a gorilla that likes manga. I feel like starting it all again from being buck naked with nothing but a cypress G-pen. But the series royalties, those I'm never letting go of.<br /><br />Bottom: (Continued on page 294)<br /><br />Page 294:<br />	Okay then, thus concludes the final volume of Gintama, uh, and in fact all of Gintama itself. I didn't talk about the actual story at all, but I've already thrown all my emotions into this manga.<br />	I'll leave the rest to the Yorozuya.<br />	And last but not least, I want to say these words packed with love, gratitude, and penitence to everyone that supported Gintama these past 15 years.<br />Thank you-corn poooop!!<br />Signature: Sorachi<br />Bottom: May we meet again someday.<br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44087</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 88</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:07:30+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br />[JoJolion 88 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 0:<br />Top Left: Now is the moment of fruition. [&quot;fruition&quot; in red]<br />Top Middle: The newest, volume 21 is now on sale with great fanfare!!<br />Right: Araki Hirohiko<br />JoJolion<br />Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8<br />Right Yellow: To celebrate the upcoming final episode of the Part 5 anime,<br />a huge collector's edition version!!<br />Red Circle: Special bonus<br />Right Grey: &quot;Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind&quot;<br />Big Red Right: Anime Guide Book<br /><br />Page 1:<br />Insert: That fruit makes rocks the world----<br />Title: JoJolion<br />#088 Oujirou Returns Part 2<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: He is up above...<br />Jou: Don't rub it,<br />Tsurugi!!<br />Tsuru: It... It won't come off!!<br />I've gotta get it off! I've gotta!!<br />Jou: Stop it!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Tsuru: DADDY UWAAAAA<br />I can't get this 'dirt' off my left hand no matter what I do!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Jou: You're making yourself bleed! Stop!<br />You're peeling your skin off!!<br />SFX: BAH GACHARI<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Jou: What're you doing?<br />Tsuru: UAH<br />It's... It's not me!<br />My 'left hand' is opening the window on its own...<br />SFX: GARA GARA GU GU GU GU GU<br />Tsuru: When the window opened before without me noticing it...<br />it must've been this 'left hand'...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Tsuru: It's Oujirou!!<br />SFX: BOGHUOOH GEH<br />SFX: GAH BUHU<br />Jou: Tsurugi!!<br />SFX: DOGAN<br />SFX: GAZUH<br />Tsuru: GUEEEEH...<br />Da...<br />ddy...<br />It's still not over.<br />My hand is being controlled by this 'symbol'!<br />SFX: BUNN<br /><br />Page 6:<br />SFX: GUWAA MYA AA AN<br />SFX: ZU ZU ZU ZU<br />Tsuru: Aaah!<br />Aaah!<br />SFX: ZUH<br />SFX: GASHIIH GASHIH<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: What...?!<br />Tsuru: AAh!<br />AAAH!<br />SFX: GUGU GUGU GUGU<br />Ou: Your family... is 'done'.<br />Right now it's the beginning of the end.<br />SFX: CHON<br />SFX: SUIH<br />SFX: CHON<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Tsuru: HIEAAA<br />Ou: Time to 'cho~~~se'!<br /><br />Page 9:<br />SFX: SUH...<br />Tsuru: Oujirou!!<br />KUH!<br />SFX: GASHIH<br />SFX: HAH! GUIH GUH<br />Ou: Are you going to 'strangle' your own son?<br />Or maybe push him onto a 'piece of glass' till something gets cut off?<br /><br />Page 10-11:<br />Ou: Which'll it be? ...'Choose'!<br />I recommend option 3!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Ou: I recorded a video of what's inside those cabinets of yours...<br />Looks like you're in the middle of cultivating some 'fruit' in there...<br />Here's the deal. 'Give me' all of them.<br />...Give up any and all rights you have to them...<br />Tsuru: HAA HAA HAA<br />Ou: I've 'already sent off' evidence of your smuggling and money laundering.<br />And this is the clincher! This video's major proof!<br />I guess that's all you've got, huh...? Well I guess I'll be raising those 'fruits' from here.<br />Got it?!<br />How long from now till I can harvest one of those 'fruits'?!<br />Jou: How do you know about them?!<br />Who are you?! Why did you think to come here?!<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br />Ou: Hey, that wasn't the sorta answer I was lookin' for.<br />I asked you how long till I can harvest the fruit?<br />Or would you rather die, moron?!<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Tsuru: A<br />AA<br />AA<br />SFX: GAN!! ZUB ZUB<br />Tsuru: Da...<br />ddy...<br />Jou: Okay...<br />S... stop.<br />Stop.<br />...Uh...<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Jou '3 days'.<br />It's about...<br />'3 more days' until the fruit can be harvested.<br />Ou: '3 days'?<br />That's all?<br />Woah, awesome! That's quick as hell!<br />Am I lucky 'er somethin'?! I've really 'got it'...<br />Somebody out there must be lookin' out for me... Man, what awesome timing I had!<br />A'ight!<br />Hogashikata Joubin... To finish things off, I wanna see your Stand.<br />After that, I'm gone. So c'mon, bring your Stand out!<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Ou: I just wanna see what sorta Stand it is...<br />Like what sorta attack range it's got.<br />For my own protection.<br />I'm not gonna do anything to your 'Stand', I just wanna see it.<br />You get me, right?<br />So... just show me the back of your 'Stand' out the window there.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Ou: Hmm.<br />So that's the sorta Stand it is, huh...?<br />I don't need ta see yours, Tsurugi!<br />SFX: BASHIH<br />Ou: Ya know, I changed my mind.<br />Yeah, just seein' what a Stand looks like doesn't really tell you shit about what it does.<br />And yours looks pretty strong...<br />SFX: GASHI N<br /><br />Page 16-17:<br />Jou: What...?!<br />Ukh!!<br />Tsuru: Daddy...<br />AAAAH<br />SFX: ZU ZU O O O<br />SFX: GAAAAAAH<br />Tsuru: GUEH<br />SFX: GUWASHA AA ZA GUH<br />Tsuru: GUH<br />SFX: BUSHUH<br />SFX: BUCHIN<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Jou: KUH<br />Uh... Uh...<br />Uuh...<br />SFX: DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP<br />Jou: Uuh...<br />Tsurugi.<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: DOSAA N<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />OU: ................<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: GII I I I<br />SFX: GAH<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Ou: Aaand, recovered.<br />These fruits... they originally were for Kira... 'Holly'-san.<br />They weren't something for you Higashikatas to have from the start.<br />This is a present from my late friend Kira to me...<br />I really am a guy who's 'got it'!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Ou: And I even got some 'cash' out of the deal... The luck just keeps on comin'.<br />I'm so glad I got to know &quot;Kira&quot;.<br />SFX: SHUH!<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: HYUN BA A A A AAAAHH<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: A A A A A A <br />Ou: Hey, turn on the AC.<br />It's hot as hell back here. C'mon man, ain't you payin' attentio~~n?!<br />Ya know... actually just stop here!<br />I'm getting out.<br />I don't need any change... just keep it.<br />Hey, I said I'm gettin' out!<br />Hey man, I saw you glancin' at your mirror ta check on me a bunch 'a times.<br />What, do I got somethin' on my face?<br />Ah?!<br />Hey, look at me, man!!<br />Yoo-hoo! Over here, I said!<br />Look at me!!<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Ou: Don't look now, asshoooole!<br />Dumbass!<br />SFX: BASHIIH<br />Ou: What a moron!<br />Gyahahahahahahahahahahaha<br />Damn, that's hot!<br /><br />Page 27:<br />SFX: CHUH<br />Ou: ?<br />SFX: KOHH<br />Ou: Man, sure is hot out today.<br />HOT!<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Ou: Huh?!<br />SFX: GUHH GUHH GUH<br />Ou: What the hell?!<br />It's... turning red...?!<br />!<br />!?<br />SFX: GUH GUH GUHH<br />Ou: HOOOT!!<br />SFX: GUHH GUH GUHH<br /><br />Page 29:<br />OU: HOOOOOOOT!!<br />SFX: GAH<br />Ou: It's... <br />It's not the bills...<br />SFX: GUH...<br />Ou: HOOOOOOOT!!!<br />It's me!<br />SFX: GUH! GUH GUHH<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Ou: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING OOOOON?!<br />SFX: GUHH GUHH GUHH<br />SFX: BUH BUH BONN<br />Ou: GEH!!<br />SFX: DOBAH<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Ou: GEBBIH<br />Gagaga<br />gah<br />Uuuh<br />DEH!<br />AGAGAGAGAAAAAH!<br />SFX: GUH GUH<br /><br />Page 32-33:<br />Ou: GEBIIIIIIH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: GEHOH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO <br />Jou: Thank you,<br />Tsurugi...<br />GEHOH<br />All the broken glass and the bleeding<br />from shutting the window frame... were exaggerated with an 'illusion' of yours, huh?<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Jou: Your &quot;Paper Moon&quot; ability<br />really saved us.<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAA<br />Tsuru: Yeah, but...<br />Daddy!<br />he... he walked off with it!!<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAA<br />Tsuru: It's my fault... A guy like that just...<br />...What's going to happen to the Higashikata family now...?<br />Jou: ............<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Jou: Don't worry about the 'flowerpot', there's no problem there.<br />You<br />have no reason to worry...<br />None at all.<br />Tsurugi...<br />nothing at all as been your fault. [&quot;fault&quot; in italics]<br />Anyhow, that Oujirou guy is probably taking that 'flowerpot'<br />and putting it in some corner near the side of a road near here<br />or on a bus stop bench or something right now.<br />Once he's a few minutes away, I'll go 'retrieve' it.<br />Our only path is to move forward.<br />Anyhow, the bigger problem is...<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Jou: why did trash like him suddenly... <br />crawl out of the woodwork and show up here?<br />That's where the real danger is.<br />SFX: TRRIIIIING<br />TRRRIIIIING TRIIIIIIING<br />SFX: GACHA GACHA GACHAH<br />Kid: Mommyyy,<br />there's...<br />a phone ringing in this room.<br />SFX: TRRING<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Mako: ?<br />Huh?<br />Ou-chan...? Are you around?<br />Are you here?<br />Kid: Ou-chan! Ou-chan!<br />SFX: TRRRIINNNG<br />Kid: How long are you gonna sleep in?!<br />It's evening already, Ou-chan!<br />Ou-chaaan!<br />Mom: Who taught you to act like that?<br />Cut it out.<br />Now where...?<br />Ou-chan, we're going to get that 'Higashikata Family's' land...<br />You're truly a capable person. I love you, so, so much.<br />Kid: Mommy~~~~<br />The ringing's coming from out on the terra~~~ce!<br />Nobody's there, just the phone!<br />SFX: TRRRRING<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Kid: ......<br />SFX: TRRRRRRING<br />SFX: RRRING<br />Mom: Don't touch that.<br />I'll take it.<br />SFX: BASHIH<br />Mako: Hello?<br />Jou: Oh...<br />a 'woman's' voice, huh?<br />Phone: Ongoing Call<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Jou: that's... pretty important.<br />So then would I be correct in assuming that 'you' are the one Oujirou was sending information to on his phone?<br />Mako: Who...<br />are you?<br />Hey, now's not the time for playing games!<br />Call Ou-chan and tell him to come here!<br />Jou: Okay, listen closely...<br />'Heat' always flows from where the temperature is higher to where it's lower.<br />Even if it's just a few degrees warmer than the temperature of the body, that 'heat' will always flow from higher to lower.<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Jou: But my 'Speed King'<br />can 'store up' heat and its temperature in one place.<br />Like 'the surface of paper money',<br />or 'inside a battery'... or a 'finger tip',<br />or the 'semicircular canals' in the inner-ear.<br />Not a large amount of heat, but it can store it up in a place like that and keep it from dispersing.<br />Mako: ?<br />Jou: &quot;And when that place is touched, it starts flowing again&quot;. Do you understand what I've said?<br />Mako: What are you talking about?<br />Why do you have Ou-chan's phone?<br />No... are you...<br />Higashikata...<br />Jou: Ooh... so you know 'who' I am,<br />but you don't understand what I'm talking about?<br />Then I suppose you're not a 'Stand user'.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Jou: Good.<br />Because if you were a 'Stand user'... even your family wouldn't get off the hook.<br />That is 'all'...! Since you're a 'woman',<br />I'm going to just assume you're his girlfriend...<br />SFX: PUPRING<br />Mako: What?!<br />What did you mean by that?<br />Hello?<br />SFX: GUH GUHH<br />Mako: Hello?<br />SFX: GUH! GUH! GUH!<br /><br />Page 42-43:<br />SFX: BU BAH<br />Mako: Ka...<br />Ku...<br />Hello<br />SFX: BOH BOH BOH BOH GEBU BU GO<br />SFX: KER SPLAAASH<br />Kid: ..........<br /><br />Page 44:<br />SFX: GOBODOOOO<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB<br /><br />Page 45:<br />SFX: PUPRING<br />SFX: KOH<br />SFX: KOH KOH<br />Box: Time until the harvest of the new Rokakaka Fruit<br />3 days, 1 hours, 19 minutes<br />Insert: There was no hesitation...<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44086</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 87</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:06:49+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 87 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Top Left Box: Sasame Oujirou <br />(23)<br />Right Box: Self-proclaimed surfer<br />Unmarried<br />His girlfriend is single mother 'Makorin'.<br />Lower Right Box: When the now-deceased Kira Yoshikagu used to persistently ask him 'Are you a man whose foundation is the sea? Or are you a man of the land?' 'Which is it? Be decisive!', causing Oujirou so much emotional stress that he bit off his own fingers down to the 2nd joint. Right now he's doing much better emotionally (I'm sure...) and odd as it sounds, he still thinks of Kira as a close friend of his.<br />Bottom Box: Stand Name<br />&quot;Fun Fun Fun&quot;<br />Title: #87 Oujirou Returns Part 1<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Ou: Yum! [Heart]<br />SFX: BECHA BECHE BECHA<br />SFX: SHUBOH<br />SFX: LICK LICK<br />SFX: MBIH MIBI MBIH<br />Insert: 100% Trash!!<br />SFX: KASHA KASHA KASHA<br /><br />Page 4:<br />SFX: KASHA KASHA<br />Sign: Higashikata Fruit Parlor<br />SFX: KASHA<br />SFX: KASHA<br />Guy: Hey!<br />You, over there!<br />What do you think you're doing?<br />Ou: Hm...?<br /><br />Page 5:<br />SFX: POI POI GASA GASA<br />SFX: PEH<br />SFX: KASHA KASHA ROLL ROLL ROLL<br /><br />Page 6-7:<br />Sign: Higashikata Fruit Parlor<br />Ou: Man, the gelatto they have at the 'Higashikata Fruit Parlor'<br />SFX: KASHAH<br />SFX: KASHA KASHA<br />is soooooo goood! [Okuyasu UMEE style]<br />SFX: BA A A A A A<br /><br />Page 8-9:<br />Tsurugi: Uh...<br />Uuuh...<br />U~~~hh<br />Uh<br />Uh Uh~~~n<br />Oohh...<br />SFX: NOD NOD<br />SFX: GO O O  O O O O O O<br />SFX: GOH<br />Someone: 'The new Rokakaka branch'.<br />At this very moment... is growing a new fruit!<br />Back then<br />because Dad and I lit the fire in the orchard,<br />everyone was saved.<br />Tsuru: Uh~~~n<br />SFX: DROP<br />SFX: UNNNNN<br />SFX: HAH<br /><br />Page 10:<br />SFX: GABAAH <br />Woman: Now, now. Don't touch that origami.<br />That belongs to this young lady!<br />SFX: ZA A A A A A A A GULP<br />Lady: I'm sorry, here.<br />Tsu: Ah!<br />Aaah! Don't touch that!<br />SFX: pashih<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Tsurugi: Uh<br />UAAAAHHH<br />N-<br />No!<br />You're wrong!<br />I... I didn't do it! I didn't do anything!<br />You'd better realize that soon!<br />SFX: ZU ZU<br />Woman: Oh...<br />You're a boy?<br />A young man, then.<br />Hello.<br />SFX: DAH!<br />Woman: ?<br />Huh?!<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Mom: Where'd you go?<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />Woman: KYAAAAAA!<br />AAAAAAH!<br />Tsurugi: UAAHHHHHHH<br />SFX: ZABAA DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Tsurugi: No!<br />No!<br />That lady just didn't realize she'd dropped her baby in there!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Tsuru: I just blacked out for a second.<br />SFX: ZU ZU<br />Tusru: Uh...<br />Uhhh<br />SFX: ZU ZU ZU<br />Tsuru: UAAHH<br />AAA<br />SFX: GAH GAH<br />Tsuru: A... Am I...<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Tsuru: just gonna die like this...?<br />HAA <br />HAA <br />HAA <br />HAA <br />SFX: WBBL WBBL BBL<br />Tsuru: Maybe the time's finally come...<br />&quot;The arrival of the illness&quot;...<br />I blacked out at the school gate with Mina-chan, too.<br />But I didn't do that...<br />I didn't have a grudge against Mina or like her or anything like that.<br />But I can't tell anyone that...<br />Not even Mommy or Grandpa...<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Tsurugi: I can't tell them that the 'time of the illness' is arriving.<br />If I told my family, then Grandpa Norisuke might start talking about doing an 'equivalent exchange' himself.<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL<br />Kids: WAAAAHH!<br />I'm hungryyy!<br />Let's go get some food!<br />SFX: KICK FLAP FLG BSTL BSTLE WBBl...<br />Tsuru: 11 years old...<br />When I'm that age<br />will I be 'happier'<br />or 'less happy'<br />than other kids...? <br /><br />Page 16:<br />Tsuru: Or maybe about the same amount?<br />'What' do you need to be 'happy'?<br />SFX: WBBL<br />Ou: Hey, it's dangerous to go over there on your own, kid.<br />Pretty sure that's a cliff over there.<br />Like a freakin' high one.<br />And steep as hell!<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Ou: Hey, sorry to bother you about this, but if you live around here maybe you'd know...<br />I kinda need directions, ya see...<br />Is there a 'dry cleaners' around?<br />SFX: LICK LICK<br />Tsuru: ?<br />Ou: Ya know, a 'dry cleaners'.<br />Know 'a one?<br />SFX: TOSS<br />Ou: I've been lookin' all over the place.<br />There's definitely supposed ta be one around here... but I can't find it.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Tsuru: What 'dry cleaners'?<br />Ou: A 'dry cleaner' that made '200 million yen' in profits last year<br />all from cleaning the worker's uniforms of a certain fruit processing company.<br />I've got proof. They reported '200 million yen' at the tax office.<br />But here's the kicker, they never actually did a job like that. [&quot;did&quot; in italics]<br />Cleaning uniforms I mean.<br />I did some searching and they were nowhere ta be found.<br />That 'fruit processing company' and that 'dry cleaners' are running an operation together.<br />They pretended to do a job to launder '200 million yen' of illegal 'cash' in a year's time.<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Ou: That's some messed up stuff, right?!<br />If word gets out about this, they'll all be headed to the slammer.<br />Tsu: ?! Um... Mister...<br />Who are you...?!<br />Ou: Like I sai~~d, just a guy lookin' for 'Damokan Dry Cleaning'. <br />I've got the address but when I went ta the building all I found were a bunch 'a spider webs all over the place.<br />Maybe I should check the 'Higashikata Fruit Parlor' instead...<br />I'll check out the proprietor of the 'Higashikata Fruit Parlo~~r'...<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />Ou: Hey,<br />'Tsurugi'-chan... I toldja, don't go over there.<br />It's dangerous! You don't wanna fall off the cliff and die, do ya?!<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />SFX: CRMBL CRMBL <br />Ou: He didn't fall off a cliff, but there's I guy I know<br />who died right around there, ya kno~~w!<br />He was a &quot;ship's doctor&quot;.<br />Tsuru: You know my name?!<br />Who are you?!!<br />Ou: I'm a surfer.<br />The waves over there are some nice ones. I've always loved catching them.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Ou: I'm fresh outta business cards,<br />but the name's 'Oujirou', nice ta meetcha.<br />So,<br />they say that on an island so the South<br />there's a fruit that lets your do an exchange ta cure an illness.<br />A few days ago I remembered that that dead 'ship's doctor friend' of mine mentioned it a while back.<br />I think he said something about equivalent exchanges?<br />Supposedly there's somebody [&quot;somebody&quot; in italics]<br />that's been smuggling those fruit on a cargo ship. Somethin' like that.<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />..............<br />Ou: I'll bet you could get one or two hundred mil for one 'a those.<br />Don'cha think?<br />Ever seen a fruit like that, kid?<br />...Where da ya think I might find one?<br />Tsuru: HAA <br />HAA <br />HAA<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Ou: Hey, you don't look so good. You feelin' okaaay? You're lookin' a bit shaky!<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />HAA<br />S-Stay away from me!<br />What do you want from me?!<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Ou: Hey! Fer real, watch it!<br />Kukuku<br />Anywhere near that pine tree's not safe, kid!<br />SFX: GARA GARA<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Ou: Once I blow the whistle on this, kid, your Daddy's goin' straight ta jail!<br />If you don't want that, you better let me meet hiiim!<br />Tsuru: HAA HAA<br />HAA<br />Ou: Hey, you're gonna fa~~~~~ll!<br />Kukukuh<br />Tsurugi-chan, you better watch out or you're gonna fa~~~ll!!<br />Watch iiiiiit!<br />Ah!<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Ou: UA AA AAH WHA?! GEH!<br />What the hell?!<br />WOAAH!!<br />SFX: FASHIIH CRCK CRCK BAH<br />SFX: SHUH<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: BAAA A A <br />Ou: KH.<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Ou: Geh!<br />Gueh!<br />M-My fingerrrs...<br />SFX: GASHIIH DRP DRP<br />Ou: Hey! Hold on, dammit!<br />Tsurugiiii!<br />All right the~~~n...<br />Kukuku.<br />So yeah, that musta been a Stand ability.<br />...Which means the Higashikata family has 'em too.<br />Jou: Huh?!<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Joubin: Tsurugi?!<br />SFX: !!<br />You're... It couldn't be...<br />Tsu: Uh...<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Tsu: Daddy,<br />I was... just resting. I'm fine.<br />If you're worried about my health, it's fine...<br />But, about 'that thing'... The thing you said never to talk about in this house...<br />I know... you said that, but...<br />But 'something bad' is going on.<br />Just now... a man I don't know started talking to me outside the house fences.<br />He said his name was 'Oujirou'.<br />And he said you're 'going to jail', Daddy.<br />Jou: Jail...?<br />Tsurugi: He said you were smuggling fruits<br />and working with a dry cleaner to launder money.<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Jou: ...........<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Joubin: Are you all right, Tsurugi?<br />Did he 'do anything' to you?<br />Tsu: I didn't tell him 'anything'... And he didn't do 'anything' to me, but...<br />But...<br />He was looking for the fruit...!!<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Jou: I'm not going to make excuses about the things you just talked about...<br />But tell me his name one more time...<br />Tsu: 'Oujirou'.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Jou: 'Oujirou'...<br />Tsu: Do you know him?<br />Jou: No, I've never heard that name before.<br />How is it that somebody that knows all that showed up all of a sudden?<br />Where in the world did he come from...?<br />It's like he just came out of nowhere...<br />......<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Jou: Tsurugi...<br />When did you come back inside?<br />Did you open this window?<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Jo: Wh... What?<br />Tsuru: No way...<br />SFX: DOH DAH<br />SFX: GACHAA A H!<br /><br />Page 33:<br />SFX: GACHAH<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />SFX: SUH... BATAM<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Tsuru: Daddy.<br />Is... Isn't that cabinet the one... Where the &quot;New Roka-<br />Jou: Shh!<br />This is odd.<br />There's no sign of anyone breaking into the house.<br />Not here in the rhinoceros beetle room either...<br />There's no sign of anyone taking anything or coming in here at all...<br />The only thing out of place is the footprints on the living room window sill.<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Jou: So even if someone did break in... it doesn't look like they knew anything.<br />No one knows about it at all.<br />So what were they 'after'.<br />Why did they open the living room window a little?<br />Tsurugi? What is that...?<br />Tsuru: ...<br />Jou: What's that on your 'hand'?<br />Tsuru: My hand?<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Jou: There, on the back...<br />Is it just dirty? Is that some kind of pattern? ...Where'd you get that from?<br />Tsuru: Where...?<br />Um...<br />Hm...<br />I don't know...<br />I have no idea... How did this mark get on here?<br />Huh...?<br />...It won't come off even if I rub it.<br />SFX: RUB RUB<br />Tsuru: And Daddy... this cell phone I'm holding...<br />SFX: HA HA<br />Tsuru: It's not mine.<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 37:<br />SFX: GUH GUH GO GO<br />Tsuru: How long have I been holding this phone?<br />It's powered on.<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Jou: ......<br />......<br />Tsurugi?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Tsuru: Daddy...<br />What's going on?!<br />This is...<br />SFX: GUGUH GUH!<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Jou: Tsurugi! Let go of that phone!<br />Tsur: My hand<br />won't let it go!!<br />SFX: BUNN BUNN BUNN<br />Ou: Hello,<br />Makori~~~n!<br />It's was stupid easy! I just got my hands on proof of the smuggling and the money laundering!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Ou: And there was a &quot;fruit&quot;.<br />You'll be able<br />to ruin the Higashikata family with this!<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Ou: I just sent you an ima~~~ge!<br />Can you see it?<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 40-41:<br />Ou: They've been growing them.<br />I'm gonna go get some of the &quot;fruits&quot; down there and head ba~~ck!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Tsuru: Daddy...<br />My 'fingers'...<br />They pressed things on the phone by themselves!<br />Jou: Tsurugi, don't say anything else.<br />A video was just recorded.<br />Let me think.<br />I need to think right now.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Insert: Freakishly powerful...<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44085</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 86</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:06:13+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br />[JoJolion 86 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: Chase the future----<br />Title: #86 The Head Doctor of TG University Part 3<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: The moment he notices, he's already badly hurt!!<br />SFX: GANN<br />Jou: Were you attacked?!!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Rai: Dammit!<br />SFX: ZUGAAAHN<br />Rai: Where's the &quot;head doctor&quot;?!<br />Is he really 89 years old?!! We've gotta expose that doctor's 'real identity'!!<br />Yasu: He's got to be just pretending to run away<br />but actually attacking 'somehow'!!<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: All my attention was on tracking him.<br />The 'stretcher with the boy' in the ICU! The 'chair in the waiting room'!<br />Then the 'umbrella stand' in front of the automatic door, when I was chasing after the head doctor,<br />I touched those things and fell!<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Rai: At the time, I thought tripping over those things had all just been accidents.<br />I thought they were &quot;nothing worth thinking about&quot;...<br />I thought... I'd just slammed into  some umbrella stand.<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Rai: But 'some' power is knocking into me in some abnormal way. [&quot;knocking into me&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Rai: This is a 'Stand ability'!<br />It just might be possible that the 'head doctor' is causing himself to be &quot;pursued&quot;! [&quot;causing himself&quot; in italics]<br />Yasu: So then...<br />all the way back at the head doctor's office...<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: And I knocked against the <br />'ICU glass door''.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: DRIP<br />SFX: BUUU UUU<br />SFX: BA A A A<br /><br />Page 8-9:<br />Yasu: ......<br />That's...<br />SFX: BU O A A O O <br />Yasu: Just now,<br />that was the head doctor!<br />He's escaping on that bus!<br />Rai: Don't follow him, you two!<br />We need to know who he is first! If you 'follow' him you'll knock into something!<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san, 'what' is going to knock into us exactly?<br />Rai: I told you, just 'something'! <br /><br />Page 10:<br />Rai: Jousuke!<br />You said you 'saw' a Stand on the staircase. I got a glimpse of it, too!<br />I 'saw' it above the umbrella stand!<br />He's inviting us the &quot;pursue&quot; him again!<br />SFX: ZU ZU ZU ZU<br />The &quot;pursuit&quot; is the switch! Until we figure out that head doctor's 'identity',<br />&quot;pursuing him&quot; is just too big a risk!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Yasu: So... now...<br />we have to figure out his identity...<br />SFX: BU O O O<br />Yasu: Inside the bus, the head doctor looked this way.<br />SFX: BUO<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Yasu: I need to at least get a view of his 'face'!<br />There's no other information about him anywhere! We don't even know his real age!!<br />If we don't act now, we're going to lose him!!<br />SFX: BAH<br />Rai: Wait!<br />Rai: Uh...<br />Uuuhh...<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan!!<br />SFX: BAAAAN<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />SFX: GO O O O O O O <br />Rai: ..Urgh.<br />Dammit...<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL WBBL<br />Yasu: Jousuke, look in that window! He's in there!<br />There's a gate up ahead!<br />The bus should slow down and come to a temporary stop there!!<br /><br />Page 14:<br />SFX: BAAA A A A<br />SFX: BISHUH!<br />Jou: AH!<br />SFX: SHUH<br />SFX: BAH<br /><br />Page 15:<br />SFX: GOOOO BOH<br />Jou: UURH! UGUAAAAHH!!<br />Yasu: !!<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan!<br /><br />Page 16:<br />SFX: SZZN SZZN SZZN<br />Jou: 'Hold on!' We shouldn't just 'chase after him'! <br />Mamezuku-san is right!!<br />'Something' will knock into us!!<br />Rai: Jousuke...<br />Yasu: His... face...<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Yasu: I... I can...<br />almost...<br />Almost see it...<br />Just a little morrre!<br />I can almost see it!!<br />Jou: Stop! Don't chase after him right now!!<br />SFX: TRN<br />Yasu: He turned this way!!<br /><br />Page 18-9:<br />Yasu: GUH<br />SFX: DO GA A N <br />Rai: Are... you kidding me?<br /><br />Page 20:<br />SFX: BA A A A <br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: BIH!<br />SFX: DO GA A A AH<br />SFX: BOMUN<br /><br />Page 22:<br />SFX: PAN PAN PAN<br />Yasu: Soft &amp;<br />Wet.<br />Jou: Ughh<br />Yasu: Jousuke!<br />Rai: Yasuho!<br />Jou: Uugh...<br />This guy...<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Jou: We follow him...<br />and we get attacked.<br />SFX: DORURUN DORURUN DORUN DORURUN<br />Yasu: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan!<br />Are you okay?! Did the body of the car make contact with you?!<br />Yasu: I'm... <br />I'm fine!!<br />But Jousuke... What about you?<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Yasu: Jousule...<br />Jou: That's good...<br />Rai: Jousuke, did you collide with the body of the car?!<br />Did you touch the car od the bus at all?!<br />With me,<br />there was a gap in time before 'some' attack came!<br />I still don't see 'anything'!!<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Rai: We can't predict which direction the attack will come from!<br />SFX: DORUN DORUN<br />Ju: I didn't touch the car.<br />I'm fine.<br />My hand is bleeding from something earlier.<br />SFX: DORUN DORUN DORUN<br />Rai: Just forget about following him!<br />For now, at least!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Guy: He got some<br />in my freakin' mouth...!!<br />What's that sailor guy's deal?!<br />SFX: BEH BEH<br />Guy: I don't give a shit whether you guys are all right or not!<br />You, guy with the bleeding hand! You were swingin' that around right in front of my face when you were running back there!<br />SFX: BEH BEH BEH<br />Guy: Hey, I'm talkin' ta you, sailor guy!<br />I swear ta god, you got some in my mouth!<br />SFX: BEH BEH<br />Guy: All right you~~~ What the hell sorta illness did you come ta this hospital with?<br />Rai: Ah!<br />Guy: You friggin' bastaaard!!<br />Narr: This is odd... Could it be?<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Guy: Don't run away from me! You'd better cough up some money for my 'medical bills' and for 'pain and suffering'!<br />SFX: GUIN<br />Rai: Jousuke! Don't get near that guy! Get away!<br />SFX: SUH...<br />SFX: GASHIH<br /><br />Page 28:<br />SFX: BON KIH<br />Jou: ..................<br />SFX: DOSANN<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Jou: ?<br />......<br />Rai: Uh<br />Jou: What...<br />just happened...?<br />I don't... What was that?<br />Rai: Jousuke,<br />this is bad...<br />There are people who saw something.<br />People: Hello?<br />I'm in the TV University Hospital parking lot.<br />Hello?<br />Jou: What the...<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Jou: No!!<br />What's going on here?!<br />Are you okay?!<br />I-<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: Don't touch that guy, Jousuke!<br />Don't do anything!!<br />He's probably already dead!<br />SFX: DO<br />Jou: What did you say?!<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Rai: That was another 'collision'!<br />Because we were following the head doctor!<br />'Something' was repelled from you to him!<br />We can't perceive the shape of the attack or the direction it comes from! [&quot;perceive&quot; in italics]<br />That's the kind of &quot;attack&quot; it is!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: KASHA<br />Rai: ...This is bad. We've gotta get away from here!<br />Yasu: Jousuke didn't do anything!<br />He protected me!<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Yasu: Jousuke was only protecting me!<br />Rai: Tell that to these people.<br />They seem reasonable enough... Maybe they'll believe you.<br />...But if we stick around here, the police will come investigate and arrest Jousuke.<br />And given how draw-out him getting arrested would be, I can't say I'm a fan.<br />It's 6 days until the harvest of the New Rokakaka.<br />The fruit will be ripe before he gets out.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Rai: We have to defeat that 'head doctor'.<br />But how do we do it? Ah...!!<br />I'm not sure right now...<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUU UUU UUU<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan...<br />SFX: UUUUU<br />Rai: Yasuho, find us!<br />Got that?!<br />SFX: UUUU<br />Yasu: We...<br />have to split up<br />from Jousuke?<br />SFX: UUUU UUU<br /><br />Page 34-35:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Tooru: Yasuho-chan...<br />are you okay?<br />Yasu: Tooru-kun!!<br />Tooru: I called you. I was worried so I came over.<br />I... saw what happened. Are you okay?<br />That guy's name is Jousuke-kun, right? Did he run off somewhere?<br />Yasu: Huh?! No!!<br />Jousuke didn't touch that guy!<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Tooru: No, I understand.<br />I was a ways off, but I could see what happened.<br />That guy with the cigarette approached Jousuke then he went and fell over on his own.<br />Then most unfortunately his already injured neck that was undergoing treatment, broke.<br />Jousuke-kun didn't do anything.<br />I can testify to that.<br />SFX: UUUU UUUU<br />Yasu: ...Really?! You'll testify, Tooru-kun?<br />Tooru: Sure, it's the truth.<br />But you're the one I'm most worried about.<br />I want to stay by your side.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Yasu: Thank you.<br />Box: Time until the harvest of the new Rokakaka Fruit<br />【5 Days, 1 hour, 5 minutes】<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />Someone: ......<br />Hey~~~ Makorin!<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />Someone: Hey~~~! I said c'me~~re, Makori~~~n!<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Someone: Let's go in togethe~~~r!<br />I'm so lo~~~nely all by myse~~lf!<br />Woman: I can't toda~~~y, all my makeup would come off!<br />I only came by the condo to pick up some materials.<br />Guy: No fuuun. Okay, then Makori~~n,<br />at least stick around for a dri~~~nk!<br />Woman: Oh you~~<br />You can be such a glutton for attention someti~~~mes.<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: SAH!<br />Woman: But seriously, though!<br />She pisses me off...<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />Woman: Honestly... I just wanna kill that friggin' 'Mitsuba'.<br />&quot;Higashikata Mitsuba&quot;...<br />That shitty woman...<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Woman: 'Forepaw'. She said that. 'Move your forepaw'.<br />At the school... in front of everybody... She dared insult me like that!<br />Guy: Forepaw?<br />Woman: My hand!<br />She was talking about my cute little 'hand'!<br />Guy: Oh, I get it. Forepaw.<br />Woman: That property...<br />right around there...<br />By the harbor.<br />That hilly area that gradually rises up from the coast. <br />That land's really valuable. It's got great geographical features.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Woman: That's the 'Higashikata Family's' land.<br />SFX: HYOKO<br />Woman: If you wanna know why I got on good terms with that 'Norisuke' fellow of the Higashikata family,<br />it's because of that wonderful land.<br />And... RRRRrrrrr! That woman!<br />All she is is a wife!! And she said that to me?! It makes me so, so mad!<br />SFX: GAN GANN<br />Guy: You're cute when you're mad thoooough,<br />Makoriiin!<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Woman: ...If someone built a 'casino' over here, you could be sure it would be a massive success! It's quality villa land! The harbor! The train station!<br />With an adjacent shopping mall!<br />It could be sooooo much more economically effective that way compared to using it for something like a fruit orchard!<br />The &quot;Higashikata Family&quot;...<br />That family that's been going for so many generations must have 'some kind of problem'.<br />They might be weakened after that orchard fire.<br />I'm sociable, aren't I?! Everything was going so well...<br />But then that 'incident with Tsurugi' that happened at the school!<br />Not that I really care 'who' it was that crushed Mina-chan between the iron gates.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Woman: I just through if I 'got in close' with Norisuke then 'good things might happen'!<br />But that stupid bitch, &quot;Mitsuba&quot;!!<br />Guy: Hey, don't cry~~~<br />Woman: She insulted me and she got in the way of my plans!<br />Well,<br />I will say that the rumors about how, as a child, the eldest son 'Joubin' killed a classmate in order to cure his incurable disease is pretty interesting, though...<br />Guy: Say, Makoriiin...<br />Isn't the view from this terrace great?<br />And you've got a condo and a baseball team...<br />What more can the owner of the Seiten Birdies ask for...?<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Woman: Like I said, I want that hilly land.<br />The land this condo and the stadium are on is honestly not good.<br />The foundation is weak. We had to bend the law a little and we only just barely managed to get a building permit.<br />Everything past the Wall Eyes was totally fine even with the earthquake.<br />Even the tsunami stopped before it reached there.<br />And the 'Higashikata family' has that spot.<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Guy: Uhhh,<br />did you say something about an 'incurable disease'?<br />What was that about a, uh... person killing a classmate because of an incurable disease?<br />Woman: Like I said, it's juuust a 'rumor'.<br />In the world of children's legends,<br />somewhere on that 'Wall Eyes' land there's supposed to be ground that cures diseases... <br />If you're buried in that ground, you can do an exchange and you'll be cured.<br />According to the rumor, 'Joubin' transferred his disease to his classmate... and got better.<br />Supposedly they killed the classmate and transferred the disease to him.<br />Oh darn... look at the time!<br />I've got to get to the school to pick my daughter up!<br />I'll come relax with you in the bath next time!<br />SFX: GYUUUU BEGIH<br /><br />Page 46:<br />Woman: Aaah, Ohjirou-chan! I'm sorry...<br />Your fingers!<br />I'll make sure to buy you a whole bunch of new ones later... I'm so sorry. I'll get you wa~~~y better ones!<br />Ou: Nah, it's fiiiiine... This ain't a big deal, Makori~~n...<br />You're always saying how being natural makes one 'happy' right?<br />By the way, Makorin... About that incurable illness 'rumor'...<br />Mako: Rumor...?<br /><br />Page 47:<br />Ouji: You think that was 'equivalent exchange'?<br />I had a surfing buddy a long time ago...<br />though he's dead now.<br />He was a &quot;ship's doctor&quot; and he told me a story about that.<br />But if I remember right, it wasn't about ground, it was about a 'fruit'.<br />Insert: Is he a man of the jacuzzi or a man of the land...?<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44084</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 85</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:05:05+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 85 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1: <br />Insert: What he seeks is strength-----<br />Title: #85 The Head Doctor of TG University Part 2<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: Something strange is going on in the Higashikata household...?<br />SFX: SHIIIIIIIIIIN<br />SFX: CREEK...<br /><br />Page 4:<br />SFX: GASHIIIIH<br />Jou: Mitsuba~~~<br />Mitsu: D-Dear...?<br />Jou: Did you think I wouldn't notice?<br />SFX: GUIIH GUH!<br />Jou: That nose!<br />How much did you use?<br />Mitsu: Huh?<br />Jou: How long are you going to keep playing dumb? You got plastic surgery, didn't you?<br />Mitsu: KHH<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Mitsu: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Box: He...<br />He found out about the 200 million I withdrew!<br />Jou: You rea~~lly are incredible!<br />Hoho~~~ man. Yes, I like it!!<br />This is great!<br />Can I touch it? My go~~d you're beautiful!<br />SFX: KUUUUUh<br />Jou: I can't believe you thought I wouldn't noti~~ce!<br />That nose... it's so cool and sexy!<br />It's kinda like my pet hercules beetle! No, even better!<br />Mitsu: Hercules what?<br />Jou: Man, my woman really is awesome!<br />C'mon!<br />Mitsu: Huh? Wait... maybe he hasn't found out?<br />SFX: DAH DADAH<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Jou: How 'bout we mess around a little before everybody gets home?<br />Mitsu: Oh my~~~! [Heart] It's kind of early to be taking clothes off!<br />It's only 3 o'clock!<br />SFX: DOSSA A A <br />Jou: God, I can't get over how cute you are!<br />MItsu: Aah [Heart]... Tsurugi is coming home soon...<br />Jou: I need you to poke me all over with that nose!<br />SFX: CREEP CREEP SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH<br />Jou: &quot;Tsurugi&quot;...<br />SFX: RSTL<br />Mitsu: That's right.<br />...&quot;Tsurugi&quot;...<br />That boy!<br />You know... he's been acting strange ever since then.<br />I'm certain he's hiding 'something' from me...!!<br />It's like something is chasing after him...<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: ............<br />Tsurugi is...<br />'hiding something'?<br />Mitsu: Regarding what happened at school yesterday...<br />That boy is definitely hiding something.<br />SFX: SHF<br />Jou: Oh... that, huh?<br />Mitsu: That?!<br />Jou: No...<br />it's nothing.<br />Is this about that bullshit someone was saying about 'Tsurugi' being responsible for Mina-chan getting crushed between an iron gate?<br />What do you think about that?<br />Mitsu: ...What do I think...?<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Mitsu: Isn't it obvious?!<br />I'm going to defend Tsurugi.<br />All those people at the school get on my nerves...<br />They'll make decisions based purely on mood because they're so desperate to make someone a villain to sacrifice.<br />They're contemptible people.<br />But...<br />Jou: But?<br />But what?<br />Mitsu: I was... quiet about it yesterday, but...<br />On the field trip they all went on, Mina-chan had insulted 'Tsurugi'.<br />She said something to 'Tsurugi' that she shouldn't have<br />in an insult.<br />Jou: ............<br />Mitsu: It was about grandma Kaato being a 'child killer'<br />and so 'Tsurugi' is the grandson of one...<br />They were teasing him about that, apparently.<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Jou: ............<br />Mitsu: ....So to be honest... 'Tsurugi' had a motive.<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Jou: There is 'good' and 'bad' luck in this world.<br />....That's...<br />something I've been told.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Jou: There are situations where if you'd gotten somewhere one second sooner... you might have 'been in an accident' or 'avoided an accident'...<br />Or<br />you 'meet' or 'don't meet' someone important to you there...<br />Where the result<br />is 'good' or 'bad'.<br />And the cause is 'good' or 'evil'.<br />There are situations like that... I've been told.<br />But that is a misapprehension.<br />A 'misunderstanding' formed by this society made up of people living together.<br />Once you clear away everything extraneous and view each individual in individual situations...<br />what we find<br />existing around us is...<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Jou: simply... 'strength' and 'weakness'.<br />Good and bad luck... Good and evil, legal and illegal... you can forget all that.<br />All there is are the strong that 'survive' and the weak which are 'destroyed'.<br />Those two, and nothing more.<br />And you see... 'Tsurugi' understands that.<br />As the eldest son of the Higashikata family, he understands what it means to 'become strong'.<br />And 'now' the Higashikata family is in the process of becoming even 'stronger'.<br />Mitsu: Becoming 'even stronger'...?<br />?<br />..........<br />Jou: Whether the climate or the era we're in changes,<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Jou: ...or how the rules <br />and laws of society change,<br />whatever cruel enemy has set foot on the Higashikata family's land,<br />we are without mercy.<br />Because we always get our hands on 'strength'.<br />Tsurugi understands that.<br />I can tell.<br />So rest assured... Because of the 'strength' he has, 'Tsurugi' wouldn't do something like crush Mina-chan between those iron gates.<br />Tsurugi doesn't have time to develop any motive<br />from being teased or insulted.<br />Mitsu: Doesn't have time?<br /><br />Page 14-15:<br />Mitsu: ............<br />SFX: OOO O O O<br />SFX: O O<br />Mitsu: ....Huh...?<br />SFX: O O O O <br />Mitsu: ...That's...<br />...Why?<br />Dear!<br />......<br />SFX: TRN<br />Mitsu: What?<br />SFX: O O O O O O <br />Mitsu: He's the one I saw at the school on the cameras near the iron gate.<br />And now he's right at the edge of the Higashikata estate grounds...?<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Mitsu: That's... the Head Doctor of TG University Hospital!<br />Ow!<br />SFX: GARIH<br />Mitsu: Uuhh<br />...I scratched myself.<br />SFX: DRIP<br />Mitsu: Huh?!<br />!?<br />...He's gone.<br />...What was that?<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Mitsu: That person I just saw from behind... Why?<br />I'm certain it was the 'head doctor'... I saw him once. But it was just a glimpse from far away.<br />Still, that 'lab' in the hospital where they were cultivating those Rokakaka....<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Mitsu: Yasuho-san said there was a 'new branch' of the Rokakaka somewhere and she and the others were looking it.<br />And that 'head doctor'... was in the 'lab's' access history.<br />But why would he come to the school gate or the Higashikata family grounds?<br />What was he doing?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Mitsu: Hey, dear...<br />Do we have any band-aids?<br />I scratched my finger on the window frame.<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Mitsu: ............<br />SFX: GI GI GII III<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />SFX: GII II II II<br />SFX: PATAM<br />Mitsu: ............<br />Jou: ......<br />Band-aid...?<br />We could use some more for the bedroom... here, take the box.<br />Mitsu: Okay...<br />Sure...<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Mitsu: Oh, yeah!<br />The bedroom.<br />Yeah, I should put them in there.<br />Thanks.<br />Jou: ......<br />...........<br />SFX: GOGOGO GO GO<br />Jou: Stop right there... Head Doctor!<br />You're... a 'Rock Human' aren't you...?<br />Face this way!<br />SFX: GO GO<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Jou: Akefu Satoru! Look at me!<br />SFX: DAH<br />Jou: Guh<br />SFX: GASHIIIN<br /><br />Page 24-25:<br />Jou: Ughhh!!<br />Kuh...!!<br />A glass door...?<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO GASHA<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan, the door!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: ZUGYUUUUN<br />SFX: DOBAH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL GOH<br />SFX: GOASHAAAH GARA GARA GARA <br />Rai: GUH!<br />Uuuh<br />SFX: GAR AGARA<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Rai: Dammit, what's going on here?!<br />One minute we're about to 'ambush' him, and the next he's 'running away' from us again.<br />But you can be this TG University Hospital's Head Doctor is the one directing the dark side of this hospital.<br />SX: DO DO DO DO <br />Rai: That head doctor is the mastermind<br />who 'Woo Tomoki', &quot;Urban Guerilla&quot;, and &quot;Poor Tom&quot;,<br />those 'three' Rock Humans, were being managed by.<br />That includes being the sole cultivators of Rokakaka fruit,<br />and maybe even 'Damo Tamaki' and 'Yotsuyu' were subordinates that were part of his organization.<br />Jou: He's heading for the courtyard escalator... Let's go!<br />Yasu: Mm!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: DRIP<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Rai: That 'head doctor' is a Stand user. No doubt about it...<br />He's trying to do 'something' right now... but we've nearly cornered him.... FInally.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: We're going to find out the 'head doctor's face and true identity'!<br />And figure out where that 'branch' is!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: Let's swing around and corner him!<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Rai: I'll take the left side of the lobby!<br />Jousuke, Yasuho, you take the right around the escalator and we'll block him from both sides!<br />SFX: BAAA A A A<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 30-31:<br />Yasu: Jousuke...<br />'Tooru'-kun... I just say him...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />Yasu: He just showed up all of a sudden...<br />You'd said he was 'interfering with our pursuit of the head doctor' before,<br />but it doesn't look like he was involved at all.<br />Jou: Yeah...<br />Yasu: And... If there was anything going through your head to make you say something like that, then let me just say... there's nothing going on between me and him.<br />Yasu: We dat ed a long time ago, and I really liked him at the time,<br />but now I don't have any feelings for him at all.<br />Right now I just want to find the 'Rokakaka branch'.<br />I want to be of help to Holly-san and everyone... And I want to do it for me, too.<br />Jou: I'm not suspecting you of anything, Yasuho-chan...<br />Let's find that 'branch'.<br />Yasu: Okay!<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Rai: Huh?!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: JOusuke?<br />Rai: Makezuku-san, the other way! Behind you!<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Jou: He's already going out the entrance!!!<br />Rai: What?!<br />That's strange... When... did he get there...?<br />I was sure we had him cornered...<br />UOOH<br />GUH<br />SFX: GO A SHAAA<br /><br />Page 34-35:<br />Rai: Uoh...<br />Shit...<br />What's going on here?<br />Is he really 89...? [&quot;really&quot; in italics]<br />I didn't notice him heading for the entrance door at all...<br />SFX: GARA GARA GARA GARA<br />Rai: Dammit... Here we go again... which way?<br />Which way did he go?<br />Yasu: There're cameras pointed at the entrance.<br />Up here and in the part of the lobby that leads here.<br />I'll infiltrate the video data and take a look.<br />SFX: UH UU BASHHU<br />Yasu: Jousuke,<br />take a look at my phone!<br />SFX: BUONN <br />Box: Camera 1<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Yasu: This is the lobby camera footage from 18 seconds ago.<br />Box: Camera 2<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL<br />Yasu: There's Mamezuku-san's back.<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL<br />Yasu: At this point, the head doctor had already gotten around Mamezuku-san.<br />Rai: Dammit...<br />Don't talk like I'm some idiot who can't pay attention.<br />But when did he get there...?<br />I can't see his face.<br />So I can't identify him.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Guys: Here's a camera from another angle.<br />He's walking pretty slow... The speed you'd expect from an 89 year-old.<br />Box: Camera 3<br />Guys: This camera's no good either. I still can't make out his face.<br />Yasu: Then after that, there's us...<br />Which way did the head doctor go?<br />Box: Camera 1<br />SFX: BZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ<br />Screen: Incoming Call<br />Tooru-kun<br />Reject<br />Accept<br />SFX: BZZZZ<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Screen: Incoming Call<br />Tooru-kun<br />Reject<br />Accept<br />SFX: BZZZZZZ<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan.<br />There's a call...<br />Yasu: !<br />SFX: BZZZZZ<br />Jou: ...for you.<br />Yasu: I'll call back later. Anyhow,<br />he's not on the camera located on the other side.<br />But that head doctor was going right when he went out the entrance.<br />Let's check the camera on the right side of that pole.<br />SFX: SAH<br />Jou: ......<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Jou: ............<br />Screen: Voicemail<br />Box: Tooru-kun<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Tooru: Yasuho-chan! When we met up before and I touched your hand, I knew.<br />You...<br />You felt the same way I do. I'm sure of it.<br />I feel it even more than in the old days when we first met... I love you.<br />Yasuho-chan, what you said back there,<br />it sounded like you'd really made up your mind about what you want to happen between us and what you want me to do now.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Tooru: I decided. I'm making a vow,<br />I want to go back to how we were when we first met.<br />I... have no idea why I split up with you a year ago like that... I regret that every day.<br />Phone: Picture<br />Tooru: Once I get off work, I'm going to go see you... Let's meet at that place where we have all those memories together.<br />I sent you a photo of it. Let's meet there.<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Jou: ............<br />Yasu: This is just so strange.<br />He's not on the camera over here either.<br />I'm sure that head doctor went outside... But he didn't go this way either.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Rai: Just a minute ago....<br />I knocked into an 'umbrella stand'... <br />and got my leg caught in it...<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Yasu: ............<br />Jou: ?<br />Rai: And right before that<br />When I was transfixed on catching that guy, my body got caught in a chair in the waiting lobby.<br />I'd only... bumped into it.<br />That's all... The same thing goes for the stretcher that boy was on... I just...<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Rai: This is an attack.<br />That's what knocked into me.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 44-45:<br />Rai: AAAAAHHHH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san!<br />Yasu: AAAAAAaaaa!!<br />Rai: 'Something' is coming...!!<br />It might be the 'guy Jousuke saw'!<br />It's an attack where 'something' knocks into us!<br />SFX: DRGG DRG DRGG<br />SFX: DON<br />Insert: Are they already within the enemy's trap...?!<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 84</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:04:21+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 84 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Circle: The newest,<br />Volume 20<br />is now on sale<br />with rave reviews!!<br />Middle Insert: As they approach the abyss, they search for the other side----<br />Title: #84 The Head Doctor of TG University  Part 1<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Insert: The harvest approaches... As do abnormalities...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Box: Time until the harvest of the new Rokakaka fruit<br />6 Days, 4 hours, 12 minutes<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 3-4:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DOD DO<br />Someone: No matter what it takes, we'll track it down.<br />We're going to find that 'New Rokakakaka'.<br />SFX: DON<br />Guys: There were only four people here in TG University Hospital<br />that entered the &quot;Rokakaka lab&quot; in the &quot;back of the 3rd floor gynecology department&quot;.<br />Three of them have already turned to dust; they're gone from this world.<br />There's only one left!<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Guys: And that is this hospital's &quot;head doctor&quot;.<br />Name: Ake [cut off]<br />toru [cut off on left]<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan...<br />Yasu: ...It's okay, I'm fine.<br />I'll do it... He's in this 'hospital' somewhere...<br />I'll look for that 'head doctor' with you.<br />But...<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Yasu: I haven't changed my mind about how...<br />I think the new Rokakaka 'branch' is 'at' the Higashikata estate.<br />Guy: Excuse me, but if you don't have a prior appointment, I'm afraid I cannot let you meet with this hospital's head doctor.<br />Hmm, let me see~~~~<br />I'm afraid the head doctor is booked full for today~~~~ Does next Wednesday work for you?<br />Rai: What?<br />So you're saying...<br />the head doctor is here? Right now...? Don't tell me he's...<br />in one of these rooms?<br />Down this way?<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Guy: Um,<br />sir!<br />Excuse me... Please wait. You cannot go barging in there. Just what business do you have with him?<br />SFX: GUIIH<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />Guys: ......<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Rai: Well you see... it's my left hand.<br />Take a look.<br />I've lose four fingers, I'm afraid.<br />So, I thought maybe he could grow my fingers back.<br />So really must have the head doctor examine me.<br />Guy: P-Please wait! You're welcome to go to the reception of our outpatient department!<br />SFX: GIKURI <br />Guy: The honorary position... The head doctor is not currently involved in any actual medical practice.<br />Rai: Well, what about this...? The head doctor's name is &quot;Akefu Satoru&quot;.<br />On the hospital's website, it lists a long, impressive career history. He's even received medical awards.<br />This part about him being 89 years old, is that correct?<br />Guy: ...Yes...<br />That's true, but...<br />Rai: I see.<br />I really would like to see the head doctor, if just for a moment.<br />Hey... take a look at this website, would you?<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Rai: There's not a single image of the head doctor on the site.<br />Not anywhere.<br />We've been trying really hard to find him...<br />But we don't know what he looks like.<br />Look...<br />You can look all over this site and you'll never find a photo of the head doctor's face.<br />Why is that?<br />Have you... met with the 'head doctor' today?<br />Guy: Of course. He's here working.<br />Rai: Has the head doctor met with any of the other staff here?<br />Does he seem in good health?<br />Guy: What an odd line of questioning... Who are you exactly?<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Guy: And I believe there is a photo of his face on the site.<br />Somewhere...<br />Rai: No!<br />Not a single one!<br />Guy: Huh?<br />SFX: SU...<br />Guy: Head doctor...<br />Rai: !?<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Guy: I don't believe<br />he was scheduled to go out anywhere today...<br />Rai: What?!<br />Who are you talking about?!<br />Which person who's going out?<br />Guy: The head doctor.<br />He's stepping out somewhere. He's taken his white coat off.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Jou: Head doctor.<br />Yasu: That elderly man that just passed us?<br />Rai: That's &quot;Akefu Satoru&quot;.<br />SFX: GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Rai: Hey, wait!!<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Rai: Head Doctor! Wait!!<br />Guy: He's at quite an advanced age.<br />He's quite hard of hearing... And please don't yell in here!<br />SFX: KASHA KASHA KASHA<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Rai: Jousuke...<br />Yasuho,<br />It looks like the head doctor has appeared. But, as I'm sure you know, be on guard.<br />Jou: The Rokakaka lab got wrecked.<br />...I never expected he'd be here in the hospital right now, but...<br />what if he's not an enemy, he's just an old head doctor?<br />What if maybe we find a 'trap' waiting for us?<br />Yasu: I can't see his face... I couldn't get it in the shot.<br />Guys: Okay, let's follow him.<br />But the first things we need to do<br />are ascertain 'who he is', if he's really a 'young person',<br />and where the 'new Rokakaka branch' is.<br /><br />Page 15-16:<br />Rai: Where is he?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO <br />Rai: 89 years old, huh...?<br />Which way did he go?<br />SFX: ZU GYUN<br />SFX: PIH<br /><br />Page 17:<br />SFX: BAAA A A A<br />SFX: WBBL <br />SFX: WBBL WBBL WBBL<br />Rai: Yeah, 89 years old.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 19-20:<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />SFX: GURUUH<br />SFX: DOBAH DOBAH DOBAH<br />Jou: It disappeared.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Jou: Just now... there was definitely 'something' behind me in the corner of the ceiling.<br />That was...<br />a Stand attack.<br />SFX: BAH<br />Jou: It hasn't done any... actual damage so far.<br />But it did manage to get behind us.<br />And when I turned around, it disappeared.<br />It did... 'something'!<br />And it tried to perform some kind of 'attack'.<br />Rai: Did you see it, Yasuho?<br />Yasu: ...No.<br />I didn't see anything.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Rai: Who is this guy?!<br />SFX: BANN<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL<br />Guy: Stop where you are, Akefu Satoru!<br />SFX: DA DA DA DA DA<br /><br />Page 23:<br />SFX: DADA WBBL WBBL<br />SFX: BATAM<br />Jou: He definitely heard you...<br />And now he's running away.<br />Rai: I know I sound like a broken record but... 89 years old?<br />SFX: DADA DA<br />SFX: GASHAA A N<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Guy: Uhh<br />Rai: S-Sorry.<br />Excuse us...<br />Apologies.<br />Where's the head doctor?<br />Where'd he go?<br />SFX: BAH BAH<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Rai: We lost him...<br />Geez, seriously, this guy is 89?<br />Jou: It's odd.<br />SFX: BAH<br />Yasu: Huh...? Tooru-kun?<br />TO: Hm?!<br />Yasuho-chan...<br />You came at a good time!<br />This way, Yasuho-chan! Would you mind coming here a minute?<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Yasu: ......<br />Too: This child was brought in for emergency treatment after chronic diabetes attack.<br />After his doctor finished his treatment, he seemed to calm down, but...<br />How long has it been since he was brought to the ICU?<br />Guy: About 10 minutes.<br />Too: 10 minutes...<br />SFX: GON GON<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Tooru: You should hurry and call the doctor back.<br />I'm not even a resident yet, but...<br />I believe this child had an attack while eating chicken... He's diabetic as well, but at the same some food got lodged in his windpipe.<br />The chicken fragment. That's the cause.<br />He's not breathing... And he's in cardiac arrest!<br />SFX: PIIIIH PIIIH PIIIIH <br /><br />Page 28:<br />Too: Yasuho-chan, make a fist like this!<br />SFX: PIIIH PIII<br />Too: C'mon!<br />If a guy does it, he'll break the kid's ribs!<br />SFX: PIIIIH PIIIH<br />Too: Hold him down for me!<br />SFX: PIIIH PIIIH<br />SFX: PIIIH<br />SFX: PIIIH<br />SFX: SUPAH SUPA SUPAH<br />Too: Now pull your fists upwards!<br />SFX: GUI IIN<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: GOHOH GOHOH GOHOH GOHOH<br />Too: Yasuho-chan,<br />it's okay now.<br />Looks like he's safe, thanks to you.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Yasu: .........<br />Looks like we met at...<br />a good time.<br />Seems like that's always the way with us...<br />Jou: !<br /><br />Page 31:<br />SFX: TRN<br />Jou: You ran into us on purpose, didn't you?<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Jou: When we opened the door and came in here,<br />you looked like you were cleaning<br />but then you bumped the stretcher into us on purpose.<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Yasu: Jousuke?<br />What in the world...?<br />Too: Well this kinda came out of nowhere.<br />Jou: You're the one that came out of nowhere. You're always showing up out of the blue.<br />That's what I'm talking about here.<br />You've been &quot;interfering&quot; with us.<br />Too: Out of the blue?<br />?<br />That's odd.<br />Uh, I work part time at this hospital, you know.<br />Yasu: Jousuke? I don't know what you're trying to say here.<br />Too: Wait, Yasuho-chan.<br />Too: So, apparently you guys think I interfered with your looking for the &quot;head doctor&quot;,<br />so, uh, I'll tell you.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 35-36:<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: ...Since when was he...?<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: What's going on here?<br />Was he sitting there the whole time?<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 37:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Someone: Tsurugi...<br />I'll always love you...<br />SFX: GO GO GO <br />SFX: GO GO<br /><br />Page 38:<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Mitsu: But is there anything you're...<br />'hiding' from Mommy?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Tsuru: ...Are you?<br />...Mommy?<br />Box: Time until the harvest of the new Rokakaka fruit<br />6 Days, 3 hours, 25 minutes<br />SFX: BA A A A A A <br /><br />Page 40:<br />Screen: Camera 1<br />Camera 1<br />Woman: Just after this image taken by the cameras installed at the school gate<br />the heavy iron gates moved<br />causing the major accident where Mina-chan's body was pressed between them.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Woman: Luckily, Mina-chan's injuries were minor... Just some light scratches.<br />She's recovering quite well at the hospital.<br />But, most regrettably,<br />---Mina-chan's mother saw her child bleeding.<br />She collapsed from the shock and was brought into the same hospital.<br />Higashikata-san, do you have 'any opinions' to give regarding this image?<br />Mitsu: Opinions...?<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Mitsu: By asking my 'opinions'... <br />What are you implying exactly?<br />Also, it was a 'major accident' but also it was 'light scratches'? Isn't that a bit contradictory?<br />Woman: The situation is very serious!!<br />Everyone who was near Mina-chan at the time has said that the one that pushed the 'iron gates', Higashikata-san,<br />was 'Tsurugi-chan'. <br />Mitsu: Not quite 'everyone'.<br />While everyone was scared to death out there, this idiot forcibly coaxed &quot;just one girl&quot; into saying that.<br />Woman: Tsurugi-chan is shown in the cameras as being close to the iron gates!<br />Mitsu: Your child is in it, too.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Mitsu: All that's shown here is Tsurugi simply passing by the iron gate.<br />I'm saying Mina-chan got herself caught in between the gates on her own and Tsurugi is completely uninvolved!<br />People: Those heavy gates did not move on their own!<br />Someone: Everyone, please calm down.<br />Let's talk this over calmly like adults.<br />Mitsuba-san, don't worry.<br />You've always been kind to our whole family.<br />How is Norisuke-san doing?<br />Mitsuba-san,<br />you know how I'm upbeat and a good mixer right? I'm good friends with Mina-chan's mother, too.<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Woman: It really is a blessing Mina-chan was only lightly scathed like that.<br />I'll be an in-between for you and Mina-chan's mom<br />and get this whole thing smoothed out.<br />'Kay?<br />It would be my pleasure... you can just relax, Mitsuba-san, don't worry.<br />Mitsu: Move it.<br />This.<br />Please don't put your hand on my shoulder all familiar like that.<br />Oh, not hand, your forepaw, move it.<br />Woman: Forepaw...?<br />Mitsu: Listen...<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Mitsu: The only thing my Tsurugi did yesterday was participate in some outdoor activities.<br />She didn't do anything or say anything!<br />You want to mediate and 'smooth things over'...? Don't spout that nonsense to me!<br />You,<br />or you,<br />or you!<br />Or any of your children! If you ever... lay a single finger on my Tsurugi without justifiable grounds again,<br />I'll break those fingers without a second thought.<br />Goodbye!<br /><br />Page 46:<br />Woman: She's a real overly-demanding mother, isn't she...?<br />Woman: Oh, it's going to be a whole big thing now, isn't i~t?<br />I mean, the evidence and the motive<br />all point to her child 'Tsurugi', don't they...?<br />BUBAH!!<br />SFX: BASHAA BASHAAAH<br />Woman: WooAAAAAAAH!!<br />HOTOTOTOTOTOT!!<br /><br />Page 47:<br />Mitsu: Be careful.<br />!?<br />Sign: mera 1<br /><br />Page 48:<br />SFX: O O O O O O O O <br />Mitsu: I... know this person.<br />...That back... I do believe that's the 'head doctor' of TG University Hospital...<br />But why is he here?<br />Insert: Something strange is going on...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44082</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 83</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:03:32+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 83 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: Pulling one another<br />and being pulled by one another----<br />Title: #083 Countdown to the Harvest<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Narr: Located in the lush green Northeastern section of S City, Morioh, it is adorned with an emblem symbolizing the wisdom of medical science---- 'The snake and the sword'.<br />The total site area is 65,000 square meters.<br />Insert: A suspicious backdrop...<br />Narr: TG University University Hospital was established in 1911 and later reborn in 2009 with a new building.<br />It currently handles an average of 1,521 outpatients and 444 sickbed patients per day.<br />With a foundation of ideals in humanity and benevolence, <br />it has 39 medical departments.<br />Background: Medical Departments<br />■Internal Medicine Initial Examinations<br />■Hematology<br />■Mental Health<br />■Gastroenterological Medicine<br />Narr: The 220 doctors<br />and 1425 nurses on staff<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Narr: are giving their full support<br />towards the well-being of the area<br />and to allow everyone to enjoy good health as they go about their daily lives.<br />Rai: They've also got 3 restaurant and cafes, two convenience stores, and a post office, a library, and a rehab gym.<br />Yasu: And in a separate building, there's a hot spring and a massage parlor.<br />I wouldn't mind living in this place.<br />Someone: Where's Mitsuba-san?<br />Hm?<br />We're gonna get going soon...<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Rai: That Rokakaka room in the back of obstetrics examination room,<br />there were only &quot;4 names&quot; recorded as having unlocked its door.<br />Woo Tomoki (34), orthopedic surgery. Specializing in neurosurgery.<br />Shimosato Ryou (38), internal medicine. Specializing gastrointestinal diseases.<br />Text: Shimosato Ryou [Cut off on the left]<br />Rai: Poor Tom (57), obstetrics. Specializing in infertility treatment.<br />And the mysterious head doctor of the hospital (89). Those are the only people who went into that lab.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Text: Woo Tomoki<br />Shimosato Ryou<br />Poor Tom<br />Rai: Shimosato Ryou... you can read those kanji as ge-ri-ra.<br />So 'Urban Guerrilla' was... this guy?! And Poor Tom is 'Poor Tom' of course.<br />The only people researching the Rokakaka... were these four people in the room's access history.<br />Besides the patients, these were the only four people that went into that room.<br />And 'Urban', 'Poor Tom', and 'Woo Tomoki' are no longer of this world.<br />Yasu: But this 'head doctor'...<br />There's no photo of him... What kind of person is he?<br />I'm doing searches on him but...<br />for some reason I'm not finding any photos of the head doctor anywhere.<br />Jou: 89 years old?!<br />Rai: His age doesn't matter.<br />His name doesn't either.<br />He's a Rock Human after all.<br /><br />Page 6：<br />Rai: The 'other person' in the ambulance during the fire was him.<br />Let's look for this head doctor person.<br />He's got to be the one who has the new Rokakaka 'branch'.<br />Yasu: Mamezuku-san,<br />you've got the wrong idea about the location of the 'branch'.<br />I'm telling you, it's got to be on the Higashikata Estate somewhere!<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Yasu: Woo Tomoki attacked Mitsuba-san and me in order to find the 'branch'.<br />They don't have it!<br />Rai: Hey, uh...<br />I'll say this one more time just to be clear...<br />Don't do anything uncalled-for,<br />Hirose Yasuho.<br />Yasu: ...<br />Rai: I believe Jousuke told you this back in the hospital lobby,<br />don't do 'anything'! 'Wait' for us! <br />Because of how you disrupted the situation, finding the location of the 'branch' has become even more of a pain.<br />Yasu: You're wrong!<br />The 'branch' is on the Higashikata estate!!<br />Rai: Do you have a suspect or anything?<br />'Joubin' is certainly pretty suspicious.<br />He very well may be the one who lit the 'fire' in the orchard.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Rai: But... he's not the one who took the 'branch'... it's someone 'else'!<br />It's not on the Higashikata estate!<br />Thanks to the fire we all ended up safe,<br />but the new Rokakaka 'branch' was unmistakably taken right in front of the eyes of Jousuke and I!<br />I'm the only one that can discern that 'branch'!<br />Yasu: It's on the estate!<br />Jousuke, back me up here!<br />Jousuke?<br />Jou: ...........<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Rai: The &quot;hair ornament&quot;.<br />You told us that when you were a girl, you were attacked by a rock creature.<br />But was that 'hair ornament' even real?<br />Yasu: ?<br />Where'd this come from all of a sudden?<br />Rai: That could've just been the result of stress between you and your parents, don't you think?<br />We don't need outside issues like that mixing us up.<br />Yasu: I don't get... what you're trying to say here.<br />Are you saying I hallucinated the whole thing?!<br />Rai: Maybe...<br />Listen, we &quot;don't have time&quot; here.<br />That 'branch' is going to grow a fruit in just over 10 days!<br />We don't need you butting in with stuff like this!<br />...That's what I'm saying!<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan..<br />I'm really glad<br />that you and Mitsuba-san got out of this hospital safe and sound.<br />But I'm not sure about how likely it is that 'Joubin' having the 'branch'.<br />When that fire was going on, the whole family was locked in the house in a 'near death' state.<br />It's just not realistic.<br />Right now... I feel like the one we should be following is the 'mysterious head doctor'.<br />Even if 'Joubin' is the culprit,<br />...He's connected to these Rock Humans. Given that, we'll reach Joubin sooner or later!<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan.<br />Let's look for a photo of this head doctor's face.<br />SFX:BAAA A A<br />Guy: Oh...<br />Huh?!<br />Yasuho-chan...<br />SFX: GACHAH<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Guy: So... looks like you guys found each other.<br />That's good to hear.<br />You said your phone broke, right? Are you okay?<br />Yasu: ...Tooru-kun.<br />Oh... right. Thanks for your help back there.<br />So... you work here part time?<br />Too: Yeah, bringing stuff in and out...<br />But I'm also a med student.<br />Yasu: Huh?! So you got into the med school? That's great!<br />Is the campus in S City?<br />I'm on the Morioh campus... in the school of humanities and social sciences.<br />Guy: Say, uh...<br />what sort of relationship do you have with that guy?<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Too: Are you two going out?<br />Yasu: Huh?!<br />No... we're not.<br />But I don't want to talk about that sort of thing right now.<br />To: O~~h?<br />These hands of yours...<br />They're really always from 'above'... Yasuho-chan.<br />...Whenever I reach my hand out to you,<br />you always instinctively put your hand on top of mine without saying a thing...<br />Did you notice your were grabbing my hand?<br /><br />Page 14:<br />To: It's from 'above'. Even your thumb is 'above' mine.<br />You really haven't changed at all from back then.<br />Our fingers are interlocking!<br />Yasu: ......<br />SFX: SAH<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Guy: Make sure you get your cell phone fixed, Yasuho-chan.<br />I hope I see you again later!<br />Yasu: ......<br />Rai: Hm? Jousuke,<br />SFX: BUUU<br />Rai: Wasn't he...<br />the guy from before?<br />It was thanks to him that we were able to get to the lab.<br />Jou: ......<br />Rai: Is he an old acquaintance of Yasuho's?<br />Jou: He's her 'ex-boyfriend'.<br />That's what she told me.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Rai: So~~~ You could says you've had the same score?<br />Jou: ......!!<br />Rai: ...This is important!<br />...This guy just showed up all of a sudden...<br />Maybe we should check up on who he is.<br />Though it was thanks to his message... [&quot;was&quot; in italics]<br />that we were able to save Yasuho and Mitsuba-san from 'Woo Tomoki's' attack.<br /><br />Page 17:<br />SFX: NEH<br />SFX: DOZO<br />Ha: UAAAAAAHH!!<br />SFX: LELO LELO LICCCK<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Ha: GYAAAAAAAAAA!<br />GROOOOOOSS!!<br />SFX: GABAAA<br />Ha: That was you, Joushuu!!<br />Jou: Hm?<br />Ha: You just did something to me, didn't you?!<br />Jou: The heck you talkin' abou~t?<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Ha: I know it was you! I'm gonna get the DNA analyzed!<br />Jou: Hwaah?<br />Ha: I swear, one of these days, you're gonna screw up, get sued, get arrested, get in debt, and your whole world's gonna come tumbling down!<br />Mitsu: Tsurugi-chan,<br />would you mind calling Dad down from his room?<br />I just poured this nice Taiwanese Mount Alishan tea!<br />SFX: TOKO TOKO<br />SFX: GYUUUU<br />SFX: BUH<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Jou: GIiIIYAAAA<br />SFX: DERO DERO DERO<br />Jou: AAH! AAA!<br />AAAH!<br />Narr: &quot;Stand abilities.&quot;<br />They are a reflection of the shape and state of one's heart.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Narr: The power of the heart that controls it.<br />And they are normally kept deep within the heart.<br />Like hiding the underwear you have on,<br />even if you know about them, their existence never appears on the surface.<br />They are implicit and are never brought up in conversation.<br />Even among families that live together.<br />Even in front of those you love.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Narr: But sometimes, there are changes in the heart.<br />The heart, along with a Stand ability,<br />feels things like fatigue<br />and age as time goes on...<br />Sometimes, when one accidentally steps in the wrong place...<br />something that one had meant to keep shut deep inside them will boil over like lava from a volcano.<br />A Stand is a form of energy.<br />When that happens,<br />no matter how desperately you try to stop it, you won't be able to.<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Narr: You won't be able to control it<br />until it stops at its destination...<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO <br />SFX: GO GO<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GASHIH <br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 26-27:<br />SFX: DRGG DRGG DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: SU<br />SFX: HOP<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Narr: Time until the harvesting of the new Rokakaka fruit<br />0 Days 0 Hours 13 Minutes<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Narr: These are the events that happened 7 days prior.<br />Time until the harvesting of the new Rokakaka fruit<br />7 Days 1 Hours 02 Minutes<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: BA A A A A A<br />SFX: A A A A<br /><br />Page 30:<br />People: Hello... Mi...<br />Mitsuba-sa...<br />Kid: Ah!<br />Woman: Hello, Mitsu...<br />Guy: Uh!<br />People: ......<br />Mi: Hello, everyone! [Heart]<br />If this is what you're worried about, don't worry, everything's fiiiine...<br />The former Miss Cherry has been left in the past!<br />Tsurugi...<br />Over here!<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Mitsu: It's me! Let's get going!<br />Tsurugi!<br />Over here!<br />SFX: DRG DRG<br />Mitsu: When you heard the name 'Mount Interesting',<br />everyone thinks like 'particularly' is in its name when they come here.<br />Mitsu: So... was it interesting?<br />Tsuru: Particularly interesting.<br />Today they taught us flag signaling<br />and how to catch a fish using a plastic bottle trap.<br />Woman: Um...<br />Are you Tsurugi-chan's mother?<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Woman: If you have a bit of time...<br />I'd like to talk to you about...<br />Handwritten: Ah!<br />Mitsu: If it's about my nose, don't worry.<br />The former Miss Cherry is in the past now.<br />Woman: ......<br />What I wanted to talk about... is Tsurugi-chan.<br />There was some trouble during today's outdoor activities.<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Woman: He wasn't being violent or anything like that, but...<br />Apparently a number of our members were teasing Trusugi-chan.<br />Kids: He~y!<br />Tsurugi-chan, doesn't your grandma, li~~~ke...<br />know a lot about that... [&quot;that&quot; in italics]<br />That thing...<br />We'd really like if she could teach us about iiit.<br />&quot;How to bury a child's corpse.&quot;<br />SFX: ZAAA ZAAA ZAAA ZAAAA ZAAA<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Kids: They never found the kid she killed, did they?<br />Hey, is it true that the kid didn't rot and didn't have any smell?<br />Tsurugi-chan, how do you bury somebody so that happens?!<br />You can ask your grandma that, right?<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Kids: Oh~~~~ For you, that's a pretty scary face!<br />What gross eyes!<br />Are you gonna go ape-shit on us?<br />What?! You gonna say something to me?<br />Go on, go crazy, dumbass!<br />SFX: BISHIH!<br />Girl: I heard a rumor that what really happened was your dad was the one that did the killing, back when he was a kid. And your grandma just took the blame in his place.<br />SFX: HOP<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Girl: KYAAAAA<br />AA~~~~~HN!<br />Kids: Ahahahahahaha Mina-chan!!<br />You okaaay? Ahahahahahahahaha!<br />SFX: DOH BOOON<br />Mitsu: What you just said...<br />Miss Leader,<br />just what exactly are you trying to say...?<br />I honestly haven't the slightest idea.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Mitsu: My 'Tsurugi' didn't say a single word in that whole story.<br />And he didn't do anything, either.<br />It sounds like some kids just made a ruckus and then fell in a river on their own.<br />Nothing more.<br />Woman: ..........<br />Yes...<br />That's right, m'am.<br />...I'm just letting you know that there was an incident like that that happened today.<br />Mitsu: If it's about the incident of 'child murder' that have happened in Morioh some 20 years ago you're talking about,<br />let me assure you that my 'Higashikata Family' was not involved.<br />Tsurugi has no grandmother. We've long since cut ties. Before any of that came to light.<br />And I won't tolerate you coming to me about this subject again. Understand...?<br />I won't tolerate it...<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Woman: I'm simply speaking as the leader,<br />that there 'was trouble' between Tsurugi-chan and the others. I cannot overlook that.<br />Mitsu: The trouble no longer exists.<br />And, Leader?<br />I'm going to have you fired.<br />Woman: Huh...?<br />Mitsu: Tsurugi! Come, we're going home!<br />Hm?<br />Tsurugi, where are you?<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Kids: S-Sensei!<br />There's big trouble!<br />...At the school gate...!<br />A-An ambulance!<br />Please call an ambulance!!<br />Someone: Someone, call an ambulance! A-At the iron gate!<br />People: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Kids: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />aaAAAAAAH<br />AAAAH, someone!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Someone: Someone, help!!<br />It's-It's really bad!<br />A child has collapsed!<br />SFX: GO GO<br />Someone: What happened?!<br />What's going on?!<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Mitsu: What happened?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />People: UAAAAAAA<br />It looks like there's a body that got stuck between the iron rails of the school gate...!!<br />That's Mina-chan...<br />UAH!<br />Her underwear is stained red!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Mitsu: Mina...<br /><br />Page 42:<br />People: Mina's not responding! Someone, hurry, call an ambulance!<br />Mina-chan!<br />Please don't go!<br />Scaryyyy! Waaah, this is scaryyy!<br />Don't come over here! You mustn't look!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Tsurugi: Mommy.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Tsuru: C'mon, I wanna go home.<br />Woman: There's no way these big, heavy gates just moved on its own and crushed my daughter between them...<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Woman: Someone pushed the gates with my daughter between them!<br />Guys: Huh?<br />Huh?!<br />What?<br />Woman: Wh-What in the world?!<br />Did any kids see what happened?<br />Girl: Th-That kid... I saw.<br />I... saw.<br />That kid made the gates move!<br /><br />Page 44-45:<br />Mitsu: ......<br />What are you <br />talking about...!?<br />Box: Time until the harvesting of the new Rokakaka fruit<br />7 Days 0 hours 44 Minutes<br />Insert: WHat is happening in the Higashikata family...?!<br />Bottom: To be continued<br />*This series will be on hiatus next issue. It will resume in the April issue (on sale March 19th).<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44081</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 82</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:02:36+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 82 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Title: #82 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 6<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: Into the secret room...<br />SFX: SQK SQK SQK<br />Sign: Unlock<br />Lock<br />SFX: PIH PIH PIH<br />SFX: GAA AA A A A ROLL ROLL<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Yasu: The 'Rokakaka'!<br />SFX: GO<br />Yasu: There are people that'll pay 200 million yen for one of these...<br />And look how many there are! ...I never thought there'd be this many!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Yasu: There's billions of yen's worth of these things here... Well, it'd definitely make us some pretty major thieves, but...<br />let's take all of these and go!<br />Not just the fruits, but the trees along with them!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Yasu: What's all the stuff on that wall...?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />Is this place like a laboratory...? And where is that 'branch' that was supposedly stolen during the fire...?<br />The 'New Roakaka branch'....?<br />It doesn't look like it's here...<br />I don't think we'll know for sure until we Mamezuku-san gives a look around for it, but... I really don't think they have it here.<br />SFX: GLANCE GLANCE<br />Mitsu: I...<br />have to<br />eat one of these. Right now!<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Yasu: Okay.<br />But just to repeat...<br />I want to make sure you understand...<br />There's an incalculable risk...<br />Nobody can control what parts get exchanged.<br />Mitsu: It's okay.<br />If I just run away from this with the excuse 'I didn't know'... I'll never live it down.<br />I already...<br />have feelings of love welling up in me.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />SFX: BOKUH<br />SFX: PAKURI<br />SFX: PUSHU<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Mitsuba: It tastes kind of like a fig.<br />But it's not sweet... It has a bitter taste.<br />Yasu: There are chairs around. Do you want to lay down?<br />According to the video, it takes 3 minutes and 21 seconds for the equivalent exchange to take place.<br />So, 120 grams!!<br />SFX: CHW CHW CHW<br />Yasu: You need to eat at least 2/3rds of one fruit.<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br />SFX: JARI JARI<br />SFX: PUH PUH<br />SFX: PUH<br />SFX: JARI JARI<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san, that chewing sound...<br />Mitsu: Chewing sound?<br />Yasu: That 'jari jari', gravely sound.<br />SFX: JARI JARI<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Yasu: It sounds like there's... something hard you're chewing.<br />Mitsu: Something hard...?<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH <br />SFX: TRRRN<br />SFX: PUH PUH<br />SFX: PUH PUH<br />SFX: PORO PORO<br />SFX: PORO PORO PORO<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Mitsu: Yasuho-san,<br />here,<br />take this.<br />SFX: SUH<br />Yasu: Huh?!<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />SFX: DOOOOOOOON<br />Yasu: GUH<br />SFX: GAN<br />Yasu: UGAah!!<br />SFX: GUWASHAAA <br /><br />Page 14:<br />Mitsu: Y-Yasuho-san!!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Mitsu: What happeeeended?<br />Are you okay?<br />SFX: PAKURI<br />Yasu: M-<br />Mitsuba-san....?!<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN SHUN<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Mitsu: Um, what were...<br />we talking about just now, again?<br />Are you okayyy?<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Yasu: D-Don't tell me!!<br />Mitsu: Take my hand, Yasuho-san. Can you stand up?<br />SFX: PARA PARARI<br />SFX: PETA PETARI<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Yasu: Ah!!<br />SFX: DOSHAAA N<br /><br />Page 17:<br />SFX: BAH<br />Yasu: Guh!!<br />SFX: DOSHAH DOSHAH DOSHA<br />Yasu: Uaaah... Ah...<br />SFX: BUSU BUSU BUSU<br />Yasu: UAAAAH<br />AAH!!<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />Yasu: &quot;Woo Tomoki&quot;!!<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN DO DO DO DO <br />Yasu: He was &quot;inside the Rokakaka fruit itself&quot;!!<br />Fragments of him...!<br />Mitsuba-san ate them along with the fruit!<br />I wrapped up the fragments of 'Woo Tomoki' with tape and threw them out of the building but...<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN<br />Yasu: He got in through the water pipes!<br />He went through the water out those irrigation sprinklers...<br />into the stems of the Rokakakas!<br />Mitsuba-san, Woo Tomoki is inside your body!<br />Mitsu: Yes, Yasuho-san.<br />I know.<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Mitsu: I realized.<br />I'm aware.<br />But... Yasuho-san.<br />I... can't help sending my 'arrows' out...<br />SFX: SHUH SHUH SHUH SHUH<br />SFX: PITA<br />SFX: PITA<br />Yasu: HAH!<br />SFX: BARIIH BANN<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Yasu: T-This...<br />These...<br />test tubes!! Th-This room!!<br />Tomo: Do you have &quot;cold&quot;...?<br />Did you maybe catch one?<br />If it's the flu,<br />then your throat will turn red and swell up and you'll have a high temperature... and gets aggravated, it can turn into pneumonia. <br />The Rokakaka's equivalent exchange is certain to heal any inflammation or lesion, no matter how bad, but... <br />Yasu: The one talking is 'Wu'!<br />SFX: SHUH SHUH SHUH<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Woo: it will not eliminate the virus itself. [&quot;itself&quot; in italics.]<br />SFX: SHUH<br />Woo: A 'Rokakaka' cannot cure one of viruses or germs.<br />A virus is a living thing, after all... One with many types, and one which grows.<br />If one could use a Rokakaka to eliminate a virus itself, it would be even more incredible.<br />SFX: SHUH SHUH SHUH<br />Woo: This place is a lab where that is researched.<br />SFX: SHUH!<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Woo: Why don't you take a look<br />at all of these?<br />Labels: Rabies Virus<br />Smallpox<br />Hepatitis B Virus<br />Influenza Type A<br />Influenza A Virus<br />Yasu: No way...<br />This... isn't good.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Woo: 'Woo Tomoki'... does not fail.<br />By the way, allow me to tell you one more thing... The one that made this lab...<br />is that mother doctor that is currently hospitalized here.<br />'Kira Holly'. She failed in her research of the Rokakaka.<br />SFX: DOSHUUH DOSHUU<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: BII IIIIIIH<br />Someone: 'Tape'...<br /><br />Page 26-27:<br />SFX: TRRN STICCCK <br />SFX: HAH!<br />SFX: DOBAAH<br />Someone: UBAH!<br />GUH!<br />SFX: BASHIH BASHI BASHIH<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san... Please shift your face to the side a bit more. There might be some left.<br /><br />Page 28-29:<br />Yasu: One more shot!<br />SFX: DOOO O N!<br />Yasu: HAH!<br />SFX: BARIIINNN<br />SFX: BAH<br />Yasu: Watch that you don't get infected!! Not by Wu's fragments or the Rokakaka! We need to get out of this room!!<br />SFX: SHUU SHUU SHUU<br />Woo: I<br />can even enter through<br />your urethras.<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san!<br />You've gotta stand uuuup!<br />Woo: When healing<br />by means of the Rokakaka<br />SFX: BARIH BARIH BARIH<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN<br />SFX: SHUNN<br />SFX: PORO PORO<br />Woo: I, Woo Tomoki, enter the patient's body... to protect them!!<br />Then the 'equivalent exchange' can happen safely!<br />...Otherwise there is a significant chance that the brain will be affected!<br />It is because of me, Woo Tomoki,<br />SFX: BARIH BARIH<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Woo: the the treatment known as the Rokakaka is a success!<br />SFX: SHUN SHUNN<br />Yasu: There's a door right next to you! Stand up, Mitsuba-san!! We'll run on my signal!<br />SFX: BABUH BABUH<br />SFX: BAGOH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 32-33:<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN SHUN<br />Woo: How about you eat some mo~~~~~~re?!!<br />I'll turn these Rokakaka into fragments and make you eat 100 of them!<br />SFX: SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN SHUN CRMBL CRMBL CRMBL CRMBL<br />Yasu: Ruuun!<br />Now, Mitsuba-saaaan!<br />SFX: BASHU U U U U<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Yasu: UAAH!<br />SFX: BASHI BASHIH<br />Misu: GABOh<br />SFX: BAH<br />SFX: DON DON DON DON DON DON <br /><br />Page 35:<br />SFX: ZUBA H!!<br />SFX: BASHAAA<br />Jou: Soft &amp; Wet.<br /><br />Page 36-37:<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan.<br />Mitsuba-san.<br />It's good to see you.<br />Mame: So this is the place...<br />Yasu: Jousuke! Mamezuku-san!<br />Mame: The TG University hospital, huh?<br />Quite the facility... All this, just for the Rokakaka fruit.<br />And for the 'Rock Humans.'<br />Yasu: There's all sorts of viruses contaminating this room!!<br />And 'he' might still be around in fragment form in the dirt or the water! 'He' can make himself into pieces as small as he wants so he can escape!<br />Jou: Those soap bubbles I shot out before,<br />Yasuho-chan,<br />they had 'medicinal cement' mixed into them!<br />It's a type of reinforced &quot;cement&quot; they use for filling chipped bones in joints or holes from cavities.<br />Just capturing his head in that should be plenty.<br />Once the cement hardens, it's semipermanent.<br />It'd been left out in the other room.<br />Woo: Uh<br />Vuh<br />UUH!<br />SFX: DROOOP<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Wuy: U-<br />UGAAH!!<br />SFX: DROOP DROOP DROOP<br />SFX: GACHIIIN<br />Mame: Jousuke... The new Rokakaka 'branch' is here somewhere.<br />We need to find it...<br />Yasu: His name is Woo Tomoki! But the stolen 'branch'...<br />I don't think it's anywhere in this hospital! He doesn't have the 'branch'!!<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Yasu: Forget this room! We've got to get out now or we're going to get infected!!!<br />Mame: You're right...<br />It's not here.<br />All of the 'Rokakaka' being grown here are the old type.<br />SFX: PAAA SU AH<br /><br />Page 40:<br />SFX: BEBAH ZUBAH DOBAH DOBAH<br />SFX: GACHIH<br />SFX: ZUN...<br />Mame: Now all of the Rokakaka here are no longer usable.<br />They can be destroyed...<br />But how are you so sure...<br />that the 'branch' is not anywhere in this hospital?<br />How is it someone like you can differentiate that 'branch' with other 'branches'?<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan, the 'branch' has to be here somewhere.<br />I'm certain I saw an ambulance worker take the 'branch' during the orchard fire!<br />Yasu: Yeah, but...<br />Woo Tomoki was also looking for the 'branch'. [&quot;also&quot; in italics.]<br />He still hadn't found the new Rokakaka 'branch'.<br />He was trying to use 'Mitsuba-san's' body.<br />Even Woo didn't know where the 'branch' is!<br />His plan was to manipulate Mitsuba-san from inside her body in order to investigate the 'Higashikata estate'.<br />Jou: .............<br />The Higashikata estate? Why would he be investigating there?<br />The ambulance person has the 'branch'!<br />Yasu: Woo was one of the men in that ambulance...<br />And Woo didn't take it!<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Yasu: Is it possible<br />that someone switched the 'branches'...? [&quot;switched&quot; in italics.]<br />During the fire...<br />'Woo Tomoki' who came in the ambulance<br />and the fleeing 'Poor Tom'<br />and you, 'Jousuke', chasing after him,<br />maybe all of you wrongly assumed that that 'branch' was the new Rokakaka 'branch'<br />and some other party had switched it with a totally different 'branch'?!<br />Jou: ......<br />Some other party...?<br />Mame: Somebody switched the 'branches'?!<br />No, there's no way! The 'branch' never left my sight back then!<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan,<br />who do you think that might be?<br />Yasu: .........<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Yasu: It looks like Woo Tomoki at least... had a 'suspect'...<br />Mitsu: Yasuho-san, my...<br />'equivalent exchange'...<br />It's still happening but...<br />thank goodness...<br />it exchanged with my nose.<br />Bopx: Time until the harvest of the new Rokakaka fruit - &quot;10 days&quot;.<br />Insert: There's no substitute for love<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 81</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T04:01:14+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">[JoJolion 81 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Top right: Rock Humans that have assimilated with park statues and rocks and such and are sleeping<br />Top Left: Yagiyama Yotsuyu<br />Right Paragraph: ---(Major Characteristics of Rock Humans)---<br />A. Long life spans and good health.<br />B. Require long winter hibernation for certain periods.<br />C. Can harden their skin which is highly resistant to cold, heat, pressure differences, and impacts.<br />D. They are able to have sex with humans, but they are always incompatible with them.<br />E. Their corpses crumble, rather than fossilize.<br />F. They're Stand Users.<br />Box: Rock Humans (Rock Creatures) are-<br />The term for creatures that evolved with silicon (Si) as the element they are primarily composed of (Normal humans are carbon (C) based).<br />Top Right: Crawls though the earth like a caterpillar, eating rats, insects, and the like.<br />Box: Doremifasolati Do<br />Bottom Right Box: Dolomiti<br />Lives like a pond-stone within the grounds of a shrine. Eats algae, frogs, and the like.<br />Left Box: Hair Decoration<br />Imitates jewelry and the like. Lives next to human skin, fooling those with weak hearts, licking up skin dandruff and such.<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Box: Woo Tomoki (33)<br />---Rock Human<br />Top Middle Box: ○Can break his body down into fine particles.<br />○The particles have no real 'power' themselves, they can move by riding on the wind caused by air conditioners and such.<br />○When he enters a human's body, their body will show an allergic reaction rejecting him, but these particles fuse with and possess bone tissue and other bodily structures. He's very knowledgeable about which parts of the body he should possess to be most effective.<br />○His Stand ability also allows him to reform the scattered particles and reform his original body. The Stand's name is 'Doctor Wu'.<br />Left Box: ○His precise age is unknown, but he is thought to be approximately 70 years old. He is 185 centimeters tall and weights 79 kilograms. He has Japanese nationality and a family registration. He graduated from the TG University medical school. Passed the national exam for medical practitioners. His specialty is orthopedic surgery. There are no records of him having any unpaid taxes. Unmarried.<br />Left Box: ○Often eats seaweed and large quantities of water.<br />Title: #81 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 5<br />Hato: Th... This is...!!<br />SFX: TWTCH TWTCH TWTCH<br />SFX: TWTCH<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Hato: Is... is this...<br />the 'trade' I made...?!<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Someone: If you eat a Rokakaka, then that phenomenon is absolutely going to occur!!<br />Mitsuba-san, the treatment for the allergic reaction on your head...!!<br />The thing you &quot;equivalently exchanged&quot; for that treatment!!<br />These &quot;parts&quot; are...!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO <br />Mitsu: Aah!!<br />Aaaahh....!!<br />SFX: TWTCH TWTCH<br />Yasu: L-Little hands!!<br />You sick bastaaaaaaaard!!<br />Woo: Woo Tomoki...<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Woo: Do you hear me...?<br />Allow me to say it so it cannot be misunderstood...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Woo: I need... that body of Mitsuba-san's. But 'before I take over' her body, I want to be clear about something...<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Woo: You all are the 'evil' ones.<br />I want to state clearly...<br />that the incorrect ones are you and 'Higashikata Jousuke'.<br />I, 'Woo Tomoki'...<br />do not fail.<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Woo: A high school girl with a pimple on her nose might come to this hospital sincerely wanting to be treated.<br />So will a victim of a hit-and-run car collision.<br />Everyone from a patriotic olympic athlete who twisted their ankles the day before a match<br />to patients with late-stage cancer<br />have a &quot;desire&quot; to be healed.<br />That desire is powerful for each of them in their own way.<br />SFX: BU WA A A A <br />Woo: And I always grant that 'desire'.<br />I never fail to.<br />I grant the 'wishes' to everyone's satisfaction.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Woo: This &quot;equivalent exchange&quot; is in the public interest.<br />But it is simply an absolute 'secret'.<br />SFX: A AA A A A A A A<br />Woo: The Rokakaka's 'secret' is nothing but a boon for society.<br />And a public good is not 'evil'.<br />So even if something is 'secret', or whatever vulgar actions must be done to allow for it, if it is a public good, then it is forgiven.<br />A fetus in its 14th weeeek... Mitsuba-saaan...<br />You need not worry over it... Everything is fiiiine...<br />The 14th week is legal.<br />And as your powerful 'desirrre'...<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Woo : you have become both beautiful and healthy.<br />Mitsu: Woo Tomokiiiiiii!<br />SFX: DO BAH<br /><br />Page 10-11:<br />SFX: GOOH <br />Mitsu: '3' arrows!<br />SFX: SHUH SHUH SHUH<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br />Mitsu: ?<br />SFX: GU OOO<br />SFX: GUIIHH<br />Woo: I've already seen this 'arrow' ability of yours, Mitsuba-san...<br />I won't let you hit me with it a~~~nymore.<br />Mitsu: '3 arrows'! To affix on the wall...<br />The arrows change the direction of 'forces'... And '3 arrows' does so triple.<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />Mitsu: In this case, it's the 'acceleration' of this rising elevator.<br />By tripling it,<br />you can expect a vertical jolt is coming!<br />SFX: GUIH<br />SFX: !<br />SFX: DOOOOOON<br />SFX: GAGUN<br />Woo: Guh!!<br />SFX: GUSHAAH<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Woo: UOOH UOH!<br />SFX: BETA AAH<br />Mitsuba: &quot;Awaking III Leaves&quot;<br />I brought some medical tape.<br />SFX: BIIIIIH<br />Woo: HWuh?!<br />SFX: STIIIICK<br /><br />Page 15:<br />SFX: STIICK<br />Woo: Uh!!<br />Wha-<br />GEH<br />SFX: BAGOH BAGOH<br />Woo: What?!<br />UUUUGGGH!!<br />SFX: GUH STCK GUH<br /><br />Page 16:<br />SFX: GUH GUH GUH<br />SFX: GUIH SQSH<br />SFX: SQSH SQSH<br />Mitsu: Yasuho-san...  would you mind affixing this tape?<br />SFX: BIIIIH BIIIH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Mitsu: HAa<br />HAa<br />I...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: Mitsuba...san.<br />Mitsu: I... I...<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Mitsu: I did something really serious...<br />This isn't something I can... just shrug off saying I was tricked, or I didn't know.<br />The shape of these little fragments...<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Mitsu: D......... Do you think it's still alive?<br />You don't think...<br />Maybe... half of it...<br />The rest is still in my 'body'.<br />Aysu: I-I don't know...<br />I...<br />just don't...<br />Actually, no...<br />Those tiny hands look alive to me...<br />Mitsu: I...<br />remember seeing fruits.<br />They're being grown in one of the inner &quot;rooms&quot;.<br />Mitsu: You saw where the fruits are being grown?!<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: DO ZO O O O O<br />SF:X ZU ZA ZA ZA ZA<br />SFX: GU SHA A A H<br /><br />Page 20:<br />SFX: GEZU GESUH<br />SFX: PITAH PITA<br />SFX: BAAAAAAN<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: FWP FWP<br />SFX: STK STKK STKK GU<br />SFX: STCK STCK<br />Yasu: What're you gonna do now?<br />Woo: Uuhhh<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Woo: Oww<br />SFX: RIP RIP RIP<br />Woo: AAh?!<br />OW<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZUH<br />Woo: Uh?!<br />SFX: GUSHA GUSHAH<br />Woo: Mitsuba, stop this!!<br />SFX: STCK STCK<br />Woo: Ugh<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Mitsu: KUH UOA!<br />SFX: BA A A A A A A<br />SFX: AH<br />Mitsu: I...<br />can't believe what I'm doing...<br />Handwritten: HAa HAa HAa<br />Mitsu: Down this hall,<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Mitsu: Deep into an examination room in the gynecology department,<br />I saw<br />them being grown.<br />Those 'fruits' were being grown in that room.<br />The 'Rokakaka'.<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san...<br />If that room exists, then I'm sure we'll be able to make it in time.<br />I honestly believe that. But first there's one decision that needs to be made.<br />And it's by you, Mitsuba-san.<br />If we find the 'Rokakaka',<br />will you &quot;eat one&quot;?<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Yasu: If you... do an 'equivalent exchange'...<br />'one more time'...<br />I'm sure the Rokakaka will heal it.<br />Mitsu: But...<br />But there's a huge risk with eating the 'Rokakaka'.<br />What part of my body is it going to 'trade' with? I haven't the slightest idea!<br />Yasu: ...<br />Yes, I've heard about that.<br />Mitsu: I have the option 'not to eat' any.<br />There's no problem area anywhere in my body.<br />Yasu: Yes,<br />that's true.<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: SHUH<br />SFX: BOSHOO AAH<br />Mitsu: I...<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Yasu: You used an 'arrow'... to send the 'fragments' back into your stomach...<br />Mitsu: If we can still make it,<br />then...<br />...we need to hurry!<br />Yasu: Hey, don't use that elevator...<br />It's filthy in there, apparently.<br />Guy: Huh?<br />Yasuho-chan?<br />Hey...<br />How you doing?<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Guy: Ah.<br />It went up.<br />Yasu: !<br />SFX: CLICK CLICK<br />Yasu: ...........<br />Tooru-kun!<br />It's good to see you...!<br />What're you doing here?<br />Guy: What am I doing here? I'm working.<br />I work here part time.<br />I do stuff like wash sheets and carry stuff around...<br />What about you, Yasuho-chan?<br />Oh~~, right this floor is the gynecology department, isn't it...?<br />I guess... In that case asking how you're doing is kind of inappropriate, isn't it? ...So uh, did you change your email address?<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Tooru: I'll shoot you a message.<br />Yasu: You've got incredible timing!<br />...I have a favor to ask...<br />My cell phone is broken, and there's a guy in a sailor hat and suit down in the lobby,<br />his name is 'Jousuke',<br />would you mind... finding him and telling him 'I'm on the 3rd floor'?<br />Tooru: Jousuke...?<br />Who is this guy to you exactly?<br />Yasy: None of your business.<br />Will you go find him for me?<br />...Please...?<br />Tooru: When you say the elevator's dirty, you pee yourself in there or something?<br />Ya know you used to get pretty soaking wet from my fingers back in the day.<br />Yasu: ......<br />Huuh??!<br />Tooru: Heheh.<br />...The lobby level, right? I'll look for your sailor hat guy.<br />Over and out!<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Mitsu: Who was that...?<br />Yasu: An acquaintance.<br />I went out with him in high school.<br />SFX: SAAAH<br />Mitsu: Here it is.<br />This is where I had my exam.<br />Sign: Examination Room<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Yasu: Is anyone in there?<br />Mitsu: There shouldn't be.<br />'Woo Tomoki' chased the nurse out before.<br />Yasu: It looks like...<br />there's something past this room.<br />There are marks on the floor left by people walking there.<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Yasu: This 'wall'.<br />It's also a 'door'.<br />Mitsu: It's here.<br />I'm sure of it, Yasuho-san.<br />Yasu: It's locked cryptographically and its electricity and information about it are all completely isolated from the outside.<br />Okay... I'll use Paisley Park to go inside and find information from the other side of the door<br />to try to get it unlocked.<br />SFX: ZU ZU<br /><br />Page 33:<br />SFX: DOGYUU U U U <br />Yasu: A video came up...<br />But it's not unlocked, it's some kind of recording.<br />It's giving voice instructions.<br />Sign: Regarding the equivalent exchange of a Japanese person of average weight.<br />Voice: For an equivalent exchange to take place...<br />125 grams or more of 'Rokakaka' fruit is required.<br />Approximately 2/3rds of one fruit!<br />SFX: OO O O O<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Voice: First, the fruit is bitten with the teeth of the upper and lower jaw.<br />Flesh and juice of the 'Rokakaka' fruit will immediately be absorbed for nutrients through the skin of the upper and lower labial frenum to the capillaries.<br />The remaining fruit flesh will continue on and reach the digestive tract to reach the digestive organs where it goes from the small intestine into the blood vessels and passes through the liver.<br />The components of the 'Rokakaka' then immediately circulate all around the body with the blood.<br />SFX: O O O O O<br />Mitsu: This voice, it's Woo Tomoki's.<br />He's explaining how the 'Rokakaka' works...!<br />Voice: When it reaches the lesion, the 'Rokakaka' will automatically start reacting and the 'equivalent exchange' will begin.<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Woo: From the point where the teeth bite into it, the 'equivalent exchange' takes an average of &quot;3 minutes and 21 seconds&quot; to completely run its course.<br />125 grams of 'Rokakaka' can only perform 'one' equivalent exchange and affect &quot;one&quot; lesion.<br />In the case where the patient has 2 or more lesions or inflammations which need to be healed,<br />there is an order of priority. Whichever lesion is more severe or where the pain is 'larger' is the one which takes priority to be healed.<br />In a case where a female patient with no lesions or any problems whatsoever on her upper and lower 'lips'<br />who whished to do an exchange for cosmetic reasons,<br />by holding the specified area together with two needles pierced simultaneously,<br />the exchange resulted in youthful, shiny, high-volume 'upper and lower lips'.<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Woo: The moment of the actual exchange will have no intense pain,<br />so there is no need for any sort of anaesthetic.<br />Yasu: It really is Woo Tomoki in this video.<br />Look, you can see a 'Rokakaka', too!<br />Mitsu: This video... Who do you think it's supposed to be for?<br />Video: That 'female' patient that desired 'upper and lower lips' for cosmetic reasons<br />did an exchange with her lips and her own posterior, the fat of her 'butt', which became hardened like a rock.<br />Why were the 'lips; and the 'fat of the buttocks' chosen?<br />Why did it have to be the 'buttocks&quot;?<br />There is a lack of data on cause... it is a mystery.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Woo: The 'Rokakaka' chooses the 'parts' that are exchanged! Only the 'Rokakaka' knows!<br />To heal merely<br />a pinky finger that lost a few milliliters of blood from a knife cut,<br />a 'Rokakaka' may choose to exchange that with part of the brain.<br />A part of the 'brain' which could put one's life in danger if lost...<br />SFX: BAKOOH<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Woo: Why would the Rokakaka...<br />choose something as vital for life <br />as the 'brain'<br />for a 'tiny wound'...?<br />The answer to that question is a mystery. And one that is imperative we solve.<br />But everyone,<br />please rest easy.<br />At the current moment, I, Woo Tomoki, have a technique.<br />A technique for preventing dangerous exchanges.<br />The Rokakaka components will circulate all around the body through the blood vessels,<br />but I can temporarily prevent the 'Rokakaka' from entering the brain region.<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Woo: The 'Rokakaka'<br />will not reach the 'brain'.<br />I cannot allow any 'equivalent exchanges' to be done with the 'brain region'... I, 'Woo Tomoki'<br />will cure that treatment.<br />I will not fail.<br />There is a risk with this equivalent exchange technique.<br />But it's not just medical science and medicine, but the systems of society and humanity itself are subordinate to the Rokakaka.<br />It is a situation that no one in all of mankind desires.<br />Also, the Rokakaka's treatment is developing.<br />With its completion before our eyes, it should be prioritized over all else.<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Yasu: This video,<br />it looks like it's meant...<br />to be an explanation for a patient or a sponsor of some kind.<br />Mitsu: I don't remember having seen it before.<br />Yasu: But the Rokakaka's equivalent exchange<br />is still definitely something dangerous, even to these people!<br />Woo is just using his Stand ability to slip inside his patients' bodies to prevent the risk!<br />This video explains the original Rokakakas,<br />but the new Rokakaka 'branch',<br />the 'branch' from after the fire...<br />Who has that 'branch' now?<br />SFX: ZAH<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Someone: This is it.<br />The lock system.<br />I found it... unlocked.<br />SFX: BA SHO O O O O<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 42-43:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Tooru: A... A sailor hat.<br />Um, excuse me,<br />uh~~~<br />are you Jousuke-san?<br />I have a message from Yasuho-chan, she said her phone was broken or something.<br />She says &quot;Please come to the 3rd floor as soon as you can.&quot;<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan...?!<br />Rai: 3rd floor?<br />Who are you?<br />Tooru: Her ex-boyfriend.<br />Insert: .........?<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44079</id>
        <title>Translation: Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi! 22</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T03:57:54+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44079" />
        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi 22 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Title: Leader 22 The Last Santa...!!<br />Kids: Heeeeeey, Takeshi-kuuun...<br />Take: Hwaaaah?<br />Kid: What're you gonna ask Santa for Christmas this year?<br />Take: I think maybe a super-strong beard-shaving kit.<br />What about you, Mitsuru?<br />Handwritten: Kinda need it.<br />Mitsu: Hm~~~~ I haven't made up my mind yet...<br />Eiji: Hey, uh, does Santa even really exist?<br />Takeshi: Sure he doooes!<br />I even know one.<br />Eiji: NO WAAAAY?! For real?! [&quot;No way&quot; big]<br />Mitsu: You know one...? So wait, you mean there's other Santas?<br />Take: Oh, yeah. There's 65 of them.<br />Want me to take you to his house?<br />Handwritten: It's not too far from here.<br />Mitsuru: Yopu even know where his house ise?!<br />Eiji: Okay, yeah! I gotta see this!<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Title: Leader 22 <br />The Last Santa...!!<br />Narr: Here in Poppo Town...<br />there is said to live a Santa who loves children more than anyone<br />and is just a bit lonely...<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Kids: Is... this the place?<br />Take: I wo~~~nder if the old dude's home.<br />Eiji: This place is... kinda sketchy.<br />Sign: Santa<br />Take: Heeeey, old duuuuude!<br />Old Santa duuuude!<br />SFX: SHIIIN<br />Take: WHYUH~~~? Looks like he ain't home. [First sentence big/bold]<br />SFX: BANG BANG<br />Santa: Eeeey, eeeey!<br />Don't go knockin' on my house so hard!<br />Yer gonna knock it down!<br />Kids: Ah!<br />Bag: Famil Mary<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Take: Old dude!!<br />Santa: Hm?<br />Nametag: Santa<br />SFX: SCRTCH SCRTCH<br />Santa: Oooooh, well if it ain't Takeshi?<br />What's up?<br />Mitsuru: Um, Takeshi... you're not saying that this person...<br />Take: Yeah, that's old dude Santa!<br />Santa: Ah!<br />Ey, Takeshi~~~ Ya went 'n blew my cover agai~~~n!<br />Ya can't go blabbin' like that all the ti~~me!<br />Take: Heheh, sorry.<br />Santa: Ehhh, don't worry about it kid. Anywho, c'mon in.<br />Take: Yahoo!<br />Kids: This is definitely shady!<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Kids: Um... Okay, I guess we're coming in then.<br />Santa: This's gotta be a today-only thing, okay?<br />Normally yer really not supposed ta go inta Santa's house.<br />Eiji: Say, mister, are you really Santa?<br />Satna: A 'course I am! How can ya look at me 'n think I'm anyone but Santa?<br />Ain't that right, Takeshi?<br />Take: Old dude, is it okay if I turn the TV on?<br />Tanta: I'm talkin' here, ya know!<br />Well, anywho...<br />This old dude's a real veteran... I've got a pretty long history 'a bein' Santa. Fer real.<br />Handwritten: Somewhere around 25 years of it now.<br />Kids: Okay, but we wanna see proof!<br />Yeah, proof!!<br />Santa: Why don't you kids believe me?!<br />Sheesh... Fine, then.<br />Handwritten: Haaaah.<br />Santa: Here, take a gander at this.<br />Kids: Ah!<br />Santa suits!!<br />SFX: BAH<br />Santa: This is the '96 version that I wore last year.<br />Then that one there's from the year before that.<br />Kids: What's different?<br />Santa: Wha?!<br />'Course you wouldn' know!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Santa: Yeah!<br />I've been sayin' the same thing forever!!<br />We've really gotta make it somethin' with a bit more fashion sense!<br />Kids: Uh... Who have you been saying that to?<br />Santa: Er, don' get the wrong idea, there's no tougher Santas above me 'er anythin'.<br />Ya could call 'em like, King Santas. Like bosses.<br />Eiji: Hmmm.<br />Takeshi: What's so bad? <br />These are fiiine...<br />They've got such a Santa feel to 'em!<br />Santa: I toldja, it ain't good!<br />SFX: BUH<br />Santa: Times are changin'! <br />They've gotta think about makin' it see-through and all sorts 'a things like that!<br />I'm sick 'a that same old thing all the time!!<br />Eiji: That old guy definitely just farted...<br />Take: Yeah, but there a slight difference in the smell---<br />every year.<br />Santa: Who the heck cares about the dang smell!!<br />SFX: SNFF SNFF<br />Santa: Geez... Doesn't really matter anyhow.<br />I'm hangin' up the suit fer good after this year...<br />Eiji: Mister, are you not married?<br />Santa: Hm...? Married?<br />Aahh... Marriage...<br />Well, ya see, a lot's happened ta this old dude...<br />Mitsuru: So you're not, huh?<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Santa: Hey, hey, don't get the wrong idea here!<br />There were two times a while back where I had a chance ta get married, but I didn't.<br />Kids: Hmmm<br />Santa: It's all that goddang Yoshiharu's fault!!<br />If that guy just would'a minded his own business back then.... I'd have a wife 'n kids 'n...<br />Take: Ah, I see. So it's all Yoshiharu's fault.<br />Kids: Who?<br />Santa: Yep. Despite how I may look,<br />this old dude used to be quite the ladies man back in the day.<br />Take: Even more than me?!<br />Santa: Yeah, 'a course.<br />I used to get so~~~~ many Valentines 'n such.<br />I used ta be pretty slim in my younger days, ya know.<br />Used ta play soccer, too.<br />Take: Heh, I didn't know that.<br />Mitsuru: Heeeeeeh.<br />Take: But uhhhh, old dude... How'd you become a Santa?<br />Santa: Ahhhhh, well that...<br />is a looong story.<br />Take: Ah, ok, skip it then.<br />Handwritten: Don't bother.<br />Santa: Hey, hey, c'mon! Lemme tell it!<br />So, the whole thing started when I was scouted.<br />Take: Scouted?!<br />By who?!<br />Santa: By<br />a King Santa.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Santa: Yep... <br />I think I was just in my 2nd year of high school at the time...<br />I'd been reading a porno mag at the convenience store... when all 'a the sudden he was right there behind me.<br />Santa: You can be Santa.<br />Kid: Huh?<br />Santa: ----And that's how it went.<br />Kids: That sounds phoney as heeeell!<br />Santa: Yeah, 2nd year 'a high school, I'd say that was<br />this old dude's prime.<br />Those were the days when I was the most popular.<br />And maaaaan, did I struggle over it.<br />My family owned a tofu shop. And I didn' know if I was gonna take it over er not...<br />I'm the oldest son in my family, ya see.<br />Eiji: Heh, really?<br />Santa: But once I saved up enough, I decided I'd give it a try just ta see how it went...<br />Like a part time job sorta deal...<br />So yeah... the first house I went to back then was the house 'a somebody named Nogami-san.<br />It was a real shack.<br />Sign: Nogami<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Santa: They had it real rough.<br />It was cold in there and the whole family had to sleep in the kitchen without any futons ta sleep in.<br />Ha~~~~~ Darn,<br />thinkin' 'bout that really takes me back ta my days as a kid...<br />Take: Uh, isn't your house kind of a shack, old dude...?<br />Santa: Yeah, this old dude's house is at a real megaton level...<br />If Nogami-san's house was shack level 10, then this old dude's house's around level 125.<br />But when this old dude was a kid, his parents never bought anythin' fer him...<br />I was suuuuper jealous 'a Yoshiharu and all his toys.<br />Kids: Again with Yoshiharu?!<br />Santa: But just once a year... There was a day when toys would fer sure get left next ta yer pillow...<br />Christmas.<br />Takeshi... Eiji... Mitsuru...<br />Everybody equally deserves ta be happy...<br />No matter what family or what kids ya got, he comes ta yer house ta bring happiness all the same...<br />This old dude's always loved Santas like that...<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Santa: Whenever I see Yogami-san's house, the memories 'a those days hit me light a freight train...<br />Those feelings I had as a kid, lookin' up ta Santa...<br />Back then,<br />this old dude brought lots of futons 'n stuff ta the Nogami-san household! Haha!!<br />Handwritten: HA HA HA HA<br />Take: Old dude, is that when<br />you decide you were gonna be a Santa...?<br />Santa: Ah, yeah. But this old dude's leavin' it all behind after this year.<br />Take: Huh? Why?!<br />Handwritten: HWAH?!<br />Santa: I mean, last year you spotted me, didn't ya,<br />Takeshi?<br />Take: Oh yeah, I remember. I thought you were a burger or somethin'.<br />I just feel like... That wasn' good...<br />Kids just ain't supposed ta know Santa's real identity.<br />Take: Heh?!<br />What, really?!<br />Santa: Yeah, see, I can't say I didn' know anythin' about this before, but... If anybody sees our faces fer more'n 10 seconds, we get fired.<br />Take: Fired?!!<br />Santa: Yeah.<br />Ya kno~~~w Takeshi... You really did wake up fast...<br />Handwritten: And well, that was it fer me.<br />Take: I'm... I'm sorry.<br />Santa: This old dude's been out there doin' the best job he can since waaaay before all you were born.<br />I've been in charge a Poppo Town for 25 years.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Santa: And that was the first time I ever got found by a kid.<br />Take: But just 10 seconds, old dude? Back then...<br />Santa: Yeaaaah, it's fine... Don' worry about it. You couldn't help seein' me.<br />And anyhow, I'm gettin' on in years... I was gettin' ta the point where this was too much fer me, so really it's all fine...<br />Mitsuru: Oh... I'd better get going soon or my grandma's gonna get worried.<br />Take: Oh, right.<br />Well old dude, I'll make sure to sleep like a baby this year!<br />So I'll be waiting for you! But asleep!<br />Santa: Hm? Wha, you goin' already?<br />Hey, you can stick around a little...<br />Uh...<br />Takeshi!<br />Take: !<br />Hm?<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Kids: See ya, Mister Santa!<br />Santa: S-So long! Watch out fer cars on yer way home...<br />Be carefuuul...<br />......<br />Kids: So there really is a Santa, huh?<br />Yeah.<br />Crazy how he knew our names even though we didn't tell him.<br />Yeah, that was amazing!<br />Take: .........<br />Mitsu: ......?<br />Eiji: What's wrong, Takeshi?<br />Take: Hm...? Nothin'...<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Take: The old dude...<br />just seemed kinda lonely...<br />Kids: Huh?<br />Take: I mean, he told us how if anybody sees him for more than 10 seconds, he gets fired, right...?<br />So that means that as long as he ran or hid within 10 seconds then he'd be okay...<br />But last year when I saw the old dude, he sure didn't act like that.<br />Eiji: How'd he act?<br />Take: I talked with him<br />until morning.<br />Kids: Huh?<br />Take: He was real happy to talk with me all about memories he had from back before he was Santa all the way to now...<br />He had all these wrinkles on his face when he was laughing all through the night...<br />Maybe old dude...<br />just wanted to make sure...<br />By talking with us...<br />he wanted to see if he was loved the same way he loved that santa clause that inspired him all those years ago...<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Take: Even if he's lost his job...<br />he wanted to know that he has value...<br />Kidss: ...Mister Santa...<br />Take: ......<br />Mitsu: Isn't there anything we can do for him...?<br />Take: .........<br />Box: The 25th. Christmas.<br />Santa: So in the end...<br />SFX: Huuuuu<br />Santa: I didn't get a single word of thanks from Takeshi...<br />Box: Mandarin oranges<br />Santa: Man I'm pathetic...<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Santa: ........<br />At first... just imaginin' the faces 'a kids smiling...<br />That by itself was enough ta make me happy... [&quot;that by itself&quot; big]<br />Santa: Well, I guess it's tough ta have one-sided love like that...<br />...Geez, what am I doin', expectin' somethin' in return like this...?<br />Haha.<br />I really don't<br />deserve ta be Santa...<br />Oookay, guess it's time ta go!<br />Last job!<br />SFX: BAH<br />Santa: My last time bein' Santa.<br />...I guess.<br />Handwritten: HE-YUP<br />SFX: GARARA<br />Santa: !<br />Hm?<br /><br />Page 16:<br />SFX: *LINED UP*<br />Santa: Wh.... What're... you guys...<br />doin' here...?<br />Take: Ready, set...<br />Kids: Mister Santa,<br />thank you for everything!<br />Santa: ..........<br />...Wha?<br />Y... You got all the kids in the town together 'ere, didn' ya...?<br />Handwritten: It's 8 o'clock at night!<br />Santa: Takeshi... You mean ta tell me that you...<br />Take: Old dude,<br />you told me...<br />that everybody's equally deserving of happiness.<br />So we wanted you<br />to be happy, too, old dude.<br />SFX: *GRIN*<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Santa: Y-You idiot! What're ya talkin' about...!! [First sentence in bold]<br />And yer breath stinks!<br />'N anyhow, if I got seen by all those kids, then this old dude would get kicked outta the Santa world forever!<br />Take: Everybody's got a card with a message for you, old dude!<br />Kid: Santa-san!<br />Santa: !<br />Kid: Thank you for everything!<br />Here!<br />Santa: ......<br />Card: The stuffed bear you gave me last year made me really happy! It'll be my treasure forever!<br />Sachiko<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Kids: Here, Santa-san! [&quot;Here&quot; big]<br />Here!<br />Santa: ......<br />............<br />Kids: My dad said he loves you, too, Santa-san!<br />Here!<br />Name: Nogami<br />Santa: ------<br />SFX: WAH<br />Santa: ........<br />I....<br />I'm the happiest Santa Clause<br />in the world...<br />Take: ...........<br />Old dude, you brought happiness<br />to more people than I can count...<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Take: Everybody...<br />loves you, old dude!!<br />Take care...<br />old dude...<br />Box: The next day-----<br />The old dude's house was gone...<br />The kids felt a little sad, but...<br />Two seconds later, that sadness disappeared.<br />Take: Ah! It's old dude! [&quot;Ah&quot; big]<br />Kids: Huh?! WHere?! [&quot;Huh&quot; big]<br />SFX: BIIII<br />Kids: Heeeey! Old duuude!<br />Santa: Oh, hey!<br />Box: The old dude was starting his second life (as a piza delivery man)<br />Sign: PI<br />THE<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Top: Personal History<br />Top Boxes: Name<br />Koujirou<br />Middle Boxes:<br />Birthday<br />Unknown<br />Star Sign <br />Birthday<br />Blood Type<br />Birthday<br />Height<br />35cm<br />Weight<br />2.5kg<br />Big Middle Box: The dog (?) being kept as a pet by Takeshi. He seeks to become a great &quot;Leader Dog&quot;. Kojirou has a major fiery rivalry with the dandy dog Dandy-kun. He says 'yan yan' when he barks and loves melon bread.<br />Left Diagram: Sports<br />Humor<br />Popularity°<br />Screen Time<br />Studying Ability<br />Middle Right Box: (Hobbies) Sleeping. (Special Abilities) None, really. (Latest Obsession) None, really. (Dream for the Future) To become a great Leader Dog, he wants to work for society at least 2 hours a day!<br />Bottom Left Box: (Comment from Kojirou himself) 'Yan! Yanyan yayayan yan! Ya? N-ya? YAAAAAAN!! YAN YAN!! YUAA~~~~~~!! Ya? ....Yamm [Heart]'<br />Bottom Right Box: (Friends' comments) Takeshi 'Kojirou is sleeping all the time so~~~ I guess I'm gonna need to give him some super-strict S&amp;M-style training!' <br />Gonzou 'I'll make Kojirou mine if it's the last thing I do!'<br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44078</id>
        <title>Translation: Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi! 21</title>
        <updated>2019-07-30T03:57:29+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44078" />
        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi 21 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Title: Leader 21<br />Takeshi's Laugh-Your-Ass-Off Special '97<br />Shima: We've got some short comedic strips for you today.<br />Handwritten: Mhm...<br />Takeshi: Huh?! Where'd that come from?!<br />Gon: What're you talkin' about, Shimabuuuu?!<br />Hey, Shimabuuu, I'm gonna be in some 'a these, right?!!<br />Hey, Shimabuu, are you listenin'?!!<br />Shima: Pipe down!!<br />Just read it and you'll find out!!<br />Handwritten: Okay, let's see...<br />Spine: Jump<br />Shima: Okay, let's get to it!!<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Box: Class Election<br />Teacher: Okaaay, all that's left is picking the class president.<br />Board: Class President<br />Class Vice President - Takeshi<br />Secretary - Takeshi<br />Treasurer - Takeshi<br />Teacher: Would anyone like to announce their candidacy?<br />Girl: Senseiiiii! How much would it cost to be Class President?<br />Kaori: You can't buy it, Miku-chan!!<br />Take: Senseeeei! Me! I'll do iiiit!<br />Kids: Again, Takeshi-kun?!<br />SFX: BYON<br />Kids: You've already got the triple-crown, Takeshi-kun!<br />Take: I ain't done yet!!<br />I'm goin' for the quadruple-crown!!<br />Gon: You moroooons! I ain't givin' up the seat of president ta anybody!<br />This here being of bossiness is gonna be the pres!!<br />SFX: CRICK CRACK ZUN<br />Kid: Are you nominating yourself, Gon-chan?<br />Gon: 'A course I am, moron! Who else could handle that post?! [&quot;moron&quot; big/bold]<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Kid: Sensei! I think it would be too much for Takeshi to do four jobs all himself,<br />so I'm endorsing Tendou-kun.<br />Gon: What?! No, I toldja I'm gonna do it!!<br />Girls: Oh, yeah, me, too!<br />I'm supporting Tendou-kun!<br />Handwritten: ME!<br />Gon: Heeeeey!!<br />Kaori: All right... Then between Takeshi-kun and Tendou-kun,<br />everyone will cast one vote each and that will decide the winner.<br />Gon: .........<br />Kaori: Oh, you, too, Gonzou-kun?<br />Okay, then between the three of you then.<br />SFX: TRMBL TRMBL<br />People: Takeshi-kun.<br />Tendou-kun.<br />Tendou-kun.<br />Tendou-kun.<br />Kaori: Okay! So here's our results.<br />Our new class president will be Tendou-kun!<br />Board: Takeshi<br />Tendou<br />Gonzou<br />Handwritten: WAAAAH<br />SFX: PACHI PACHI PACHI PACHI<br />Kaori: Well, looks like you're the class president again, Tendou-kun. Good luck!<br />Ten: Thank you.<br />Take: Go get 'em, Tendon!<br />Kid: Looks like the only vote you got was from yourself, huh, Gon-chan?<br />Gon: Eiji, I can't believe you betrayed me...<br />Handwritte: Oh?<br />Ei: Well if I voted for you, it'd just make it 2 votes. It wouldn't've made any difference!<br />Gon: Sheddeup, you moron! You dang moroooon!! Moron!! Moron! You're a moron!! Idiot! Poop! Snot!! You're a dang cavity dangit!!<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Box: Kaori-sensei<br />Teacher: Um, Kaori~~, you really should be thinking about getting married soon.<br />Box: Her Mother - Tomiko<br />Kaori: Thank you, motherrr!! Gooot it. Oh, speaking of which...<br />SFX: Rrrrr<br />Kaori: What was that person you set me up with?!! Huh?!! [&quot;huh&quot; big with a weird font]<br />What was this supposed to be?!<br />Blouse: Mom<br />Tomiko: He was a good ma~~n! A societal elite! He was making 50 million a year, dear...<br />He has 5 Mercedes-Benz and can speak 8 languages.<br />Kaori: Say, Mom, to be honest, I don't really care how much money a guy makes<br />or what car he drives, what university he went to, any of that.<br />Mom: Oh, are you still hanging onto that Johnny's dream of yours?!<br />Please, be realistic!!<br />Kaori: It's my life, Mom!!<br />Let me live it!!<br />Mom: Your mother is just worried about you, dear!!<br />Kaori: You don't need to be!!<br />Mom: Do you want your mother to never see her grandchild?!<br />Kaori: I didn't say that!! It's not like I don't want...<br />Mom: Oh! Sma-Sma is starting soon! [&quot;Oh!&quot; big]<br />Kaori: Ah, you're right! [&quot;Ah&quot; big]<br />Mom: Who's today's guest again?<br />Kaori: Hold on, I'll check the newspaper.<br />Handwritten: WA ha ha ha<br />Box: They really are mother and daughter...<br />T/N: Sma-Sma (short for SMAP×SMAP) is a Japanese variety show hosted by the boy band, SMAP.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Box: Hide-And-Seek<br />Eiji: Ready, everyoooone?!<br />Someone: Albost erryyy!<br />Eiji: What's albost erry?<br />Oh.<br />Gon: Don't look! I'm not ready yeeeet!!<br />Oh, whatever moron!! Everybody's been finished hiding ferever now!!<br />Hurry up and find 'em, MORON!! [&quot;moron&quot; big/bold]<br />Eiji: You don't need to be so loud about it, geez.<br />Handwritten: Ya moron!<br />Eiji: Ha, found you, Genki!<br />Genki: Awwww.<br />SFX: BAH<br />Eiji: Fond you, Mitsuru!<br />Mir: Geh!<br />Eiji: Okay, now all's left is Takeshi...<br />Where he's he hidiiiing...<br />Take: ......<br />Eiji: Hm~~~ Where is he hiding out...?<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Box: Gonzou's Wish<br />Gon: Takeshi,<br />just what the hell do you want?!!<br />Take: Hweh?<br />What do I... what?<br />Gon: What is it?! Money? How much?!<br />How much'll do it?! 100 yen?<br />Take: What're you talking about, Gonzou?<br />Gon: Oh, is that it...? [&quot;that&quot; in itaclis]<br />Is that waht you want...? [&quot;that&quot; in italics]<br />Eh?<br />Take: What do you mean &quot;that&quot;?<br />Gon: Seriously...<br />what's up with you?<br />Take: Uh, what's up with you?<br />Handwritten: With this whole thing...<br />Gon: By the way, what are you?<br />What month are you?<br />Take: What month am I what?<br />Gon: Hey I'm asking the questions here...<br />You...<br />What rank are you? [&quot;what rank&quot; big.]<br />Take: Uh, what rank...?<br />Uh, 1st, I guess...?<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Gon: So that's what are, huh...? [&quot;that's&quot; in italics].<br />You want me to say I'm sorry, is that it...?<br />Take: Huh?<br />Gon: You want me to admit I was making assumptions, is that it?!!<br />That's it, isn't it?!!<br />Take: All want is for you to explain what you're talkin' about, Gonzou!!<br />Gon: HA~~~~~~ <br />You really are so...<br />I'm just gonna say it, dangit! <br />Take: Say what...?<br />Gon: Okay!<br />I'm just gonna come out with it!! Here it goes!!<br />This is it!<br />Take: What? Just say it already.<br />Gon: Gimme Kojirou!!!<br />That's what I'm sayin'!!<br />Take: !<br />Whaaaat? Is that it? [&quot;Whaaat&quot; big]<br />Why didn't you say so sooner, Gonzou...?<br />No.<br />SFX: GOOON KAAA KAAA<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Box: Lonely Kojirou [&quot;Kojirou&quot; big]<br />Take: I'm heading ooooout!<br />Someone: Bye!<br />Ko: Yan!<br />Take: Hm?<br />What?<br />Sorry, Kojirou~~~~<br />You can't come with me~~~<br />Ko: Ya~~~~n<br />Take: If I bring a dog to school, everybody'll play pranks on you!<br />They'll draw eyebrows on your and laugh! You don't want that, right?<br />I know you're lonely, but I'll be back soon!<br />Try to hang on till I get back.<br />I'll sprint my whole way home!<br />Ko: Yan...<br />Take: I'm hoooome!<br />Hm?<br />Kojirou, what happened?!<br />Did you come to school?!!<br />Handwritten: YA<br />On ear: Idiot<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Box: Super Takeshi<br />Narr: When Takeshi's anger exceeds 70,000 volts,<br />he transforms into &quot;Super Takeshi&quot;.<br />Of course, this is a straight rip-off of Super Saiyan...<br />but Takeshi barely ever gets angry...<br />SFX: *grin* *grin*<br />Narr: Even if he suddenly gets punched by Luffy...<br />Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Pistol!<br />SFX: BAKIH *grin* *grin*<br />Narr: Even if a fly<br />comes buzzing around him while he's trying to sleep...<br />SFX: MIII MIII *grin* *grin*<br />Narr: Even if there's no toilet paper in the bathroom...<br />Take: Huh?<br />SFX: KARAN...<br />Narr: Even if he stubs his tow on a telephone pole...<br />Take: Owww!<br />SFX: GAN<br />Narr: That's not enough to bring out &quot;Super Takeshi&quot;...<br />But...<br />When he feels a sneeze coming on...<br />but then doesn't sneeze...<br />SFX: HAa.. HA...<br />Narr: For some reason, his anger...<br />gets pointed at Frieza.<br />Someone: Was the sneeze Krillin?!!! <br />SFX: OOO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Box: Bonchuu (1)<br />Bon: Twenty thousand and five, twenty thousand and six...<br />twenty thousand and seven...<br />Handwritten: HAa HAa HAa HAa<br />Guys: Bonchuu-saan! The ramen's readyyyy!!<br />Bon: Oh, thanks, man!<br />Wheeeew.<br />Handwritten: Oh, miso, huh?<br />Guy: You sure seem fired up, Bonchuu-san.<br />Bon: 'Course I am. Because next time I got up against that bastard...<br />Handwritten: That bastard<br />Bon: I'm gonna show him just what the difference in our levels is!!<br />Guy: He's...<br />So cool!<br />Handwritten: Fwoooo fwoooo fwoooo fwoooo fwooo fwooo fwooo fwooo fwooo<br />He sure is blowing on that ramen a lot...<br />Guys: Uh... That's a little less cool...<br />Box: Bonchuu's mouth burns super easily.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Box: Bonchuu (2)<br />Guys: Sure is cold near the ocean in winter, ain't it, Bonchuu-san?<br />Bon: ......<br />SFX: ZAZAAA<br />Guys: Bonchuu-san...<br />He must be remembering his little sister...<br />Bon: Andore,<br />Kandore...<br />You think it's true that Buffin is half made from kindness?<br />Guys: That's what you were thinking about?!!<br />SFX: DOOON GABIIIN<br />T/N: Buffarin is a brand of buffered aspirin that had the commercial tagline &quot;Bufferin is half made from kindness&quot;.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Box: Kaori-sensei finally has a formal marriage interview [&quot;Kaori-sensei&quot; big]<br />Picture: Hiroshi-san<br />Mom: What do you think?<br />Apron: Mom<br />Kaori: You did it, Mom!<br />Mom: I thought so!<br />SFX: GASHI<br />Hiroshi: Heh. So, you're pretty good at playing the piano, are you?<br />Kaori: Um... Well, I'm ok.<br />Hiro: Do you play any sports?<br />Kaori: Well... When I was in school, I played a little tennis...<br />Hiro: Oh, I see.<br />Kaori: I'm... just straight out lying right now.<br />Handwritten: Ohoho<br />Kaori: But those eyes of his... He believes everything I said.<br />Oh, I'm just the worst...<br />SFX: SPRKL SPRKL SPRKL SPRKL<br />Kaori: Um... Hiroshi-san... I'm sorry. I...<br />I lied to you...<br />Hiro: Huh?<br />Kaori: The truth is, I never played any sports in school. I was a total geek...<br />And with the piano, the farthest I got was playing the Flea Waltz really fast...<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Hiroi: Oh, is that all?<br />That's nothing!<br />Handwritten: Hahha<br />Hahhah<br />Hiroshi: To be honest, this<br />is a wig!<br />Handwritten: Hahha<br />Hahhah<br />SFX: KYUPIIIIN<br />Kaori: Huh?!<br />Hiroshi: Hah hah hah hah hah ha!<br />Kaori: A...<br />O...<br />Ohoho...<br />Handwritten: Aaa hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah h<br />Oho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho<br />SFX: KAKOOHN<br />Mom: Hm? What's wrong, Kaori...?<br />Was there something you didn't like about him?<br />Kaori: He reminded me of him... [&quot;him&quot; with the picture of the principal next to it]<br />Handwritten: No complaints about his face, though...<br />Kaori: Oh, right.<br />Did you remember to take 'Let's Go To School', mom?<br />Mom: Oh, I'm sorry, dear.<br />Handwritten: Oooh, how could you forget, Mom!<br />I'm sorry, I just don't know how to work that VCR!<br />Box: Maybe this is for the best with that mother and daughter...<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Box: Meeting<br />Guys: Hey, Shimabuuu!<br />Shima: Uh, what's up, Gonzou?<br />Gon: I'm the protagonist 'a this manga, ain't I?<br />Shima: No, you're 100% a supporting character.<br />Genki: Shimabuuu, I haven't had any screen time since the Leader Dojo arc...<br />Guys: Neither've we, dammit!<br />Shima: Uh, well, Andore, Kandore, and Bonchuu are gonna show up more before too long,<br />so just sit tight and do some training or somethin'.<br />Guys: How long is 'before too long'?!!<br />Bon: You bastard. Don't go gettin' cocky just cause you're the author!<br />Handwritten: Oh?<br />Shima: Ah?<br />Wanna go, asshole?<br />Bon: You got it, bastaaard!!<br />You're dead meat!<br />Someone: Aah! <br />Shimabuu and Bonchuu are fightiiing!!<br />SFX: BAKI GOH DOKAH<br />Take: Would you two cut it oooout?!!<br />Guys: !!<br />Takeshi!!<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Bon: You stay outta this!<br />Take: What was that?<br />Want me to go &quot;Super Takeshi&quot;, you jerk?!<br />SFX: GUH<br />Tendou: Hold up, you two.<br />Take: Tendon.<br />Bon: Who're you?<br />Ten: I'm fully sympathetic with Bonchuu after having so little screen time,<br />but let's be adults about this.<br />Bon: Adults...? I'm 7 years old, man.<br />Ten: Huh?! No way, we're the same age?!!<br />Bon: We are, right, Shimabuu?<br />Shima: Uh... Yeah...<br />Probably...<br />Bon: Whadda you mean, &quot;probably&quot;?!<br />Girls: Hey, Shimabuuu! Never mind all that stuff, give us girls more screen time!<br />Yeah, yeah! <br />We're sick of the whole battle manga thing!!<br />Shima: I like battles, dangit!<br />Check out 'One Piece', how good is that series?!!<br />T/N: Takeshi and One Piece started one week apart from each other and Shimabuu and Oda Eiichirou are good friends.<br />Girls: Yeah, but One Piece has good artwork.<br />Yeah, that's right. No way you can pull off stuff like that, Shimabuu.<br />Shima: Sheddeeeep!! You girls are never showing up in my series again!!<br />SFX: KIIIH<br />Guy: Shimabvuu<br />Shima: Hm?<br />Handwritten: Booo! <br />Booo!<br />Go to hell, Shimabuu!<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Guys: Could we have some more screen time soon?<br />Please?<br />Handwritten: Gon-chan<br />Cup<br />Shima: ..........<br />Uh... well... Ya see... You guys were sorta meant to be one-off joke characters... So I don't really have much use for you anymore... maybe.<br />Haha...<br />Handwritten: UWAAAN<br />Eiji: Aaah! How could you say that, Shimabuu! You brute! [&quot;aaah&quot; in a weird font]<br />Shima: ......!!<br />SFX: DAAAH<br />Shima: W... Was I too mean? Whadda you say, Takeshi?<br />Take: Uh, well, how do I say this... it was kind of...<br />Handwritten: Hahaha...<br />Haha...<br />Hahahaha<br />Take: incredibly mean.<br />Shima: Whadda you expect, dammit?!! I've got problems too, ya know?!<br />Eiji: Ah, Shimabuu's broken.<br />Handwritten: KHHHH<br />SFX: BECHO<br />Shima: AH!<br />Handwritten: Aaaah! <br />Shimabuu stepped in poooo! <br />Ewwww<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Shima: Ya know, I think poop's getting too much screen time in this manga!!<br />Sheesh!<br />Eiji: You're the one drawing it.<br />Girls: Shimabuu sure like writing himself into his own manga a lot, doesn't he?<br />Yeah,<br />can you believe that? Ugh.<br />SFX: *WHSPR* *WHSPR* TWITCH<br />Shima: Okay, that's it... I'm done.<br />'Takeshi' is over.<br />SFX: BAH<br />Shima: Honestly I wanted to do a sports manga anyhow.<br />Somethin' like Slam Dunk.<br />Handwritten: Huhu...<br />Gon: Nah, man. You couldn't handle it.<br />Handwritten: One Piece and Slam Dunk are way out of your league.<br />Shima: Out of my league, huh? Ok, I see.<br />Handwritten: I must've been dreaming...<br />Take: So then, let's make 'Takeshi'<br />go for 10 years!<br />We hope you'll stick with us!<br />Shima: 10 years?!<br />T/N: It didn't go for 10 years.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Top: Personal History<br />Top Boxes: Name<br />Principal<br />Middle Boxes:<br />Birthday<br />August 3rd<br />Star Sign <br />Leo<br />Blood Type<br />Type-B<br />Height<br />150cm<br />Weight<br />70kg<br />Big Middle Box: The principal of Poppo Elementary! All his sexual harassment of Kaori-sensei at school has apparently caused some major pushback from the PTA. His spiritual age is probably not much different from that of Takeshi and the others.<br />Left Diagram: Sports<br />Humor<br />Popularity°<br />Screen Time<br />Studying Ability<br />Middle Right Box: (Hobbies) Appreciating the videos he rents (pornographic).  observation. (Special Abilities) Managing to just barely keep his job after blatant sexual harassment. Cleanly opening the covered binding of porno magazines and erotic novels. (Latest Frustration) Gets barked at by dogs a lot.<br />Bottom Left Box: (Comment from the Principal himself) 'Now that you mention it, last time I mailed something to Kaori-sensei, it turned out she'd changed addresses... I've gotta ask her again! I can't just give up!!'<br />Bottom Right Box: (Friends' comments) Eiji 'The principal is kinda pervy, but he's funny, so I'm ok with him! Though I wish he'd abolish Tomato Day.' <br />Tendou 'He kind of sets the mike too loud in morning assemblies.'<br /><br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: Gintama 704</title>
        <updated>2019-06-21T08:03:55+00:00</updated>
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            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />Welp, we made it. <br /><br />[Gintama 704 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Title: Lesson 704<br />Nobody with a Natural Perm is a Decent Guy<br />Author: Sorachi Hideaki<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Zura: Gintokiii!!<br />Takasugiii!!<br />Can you hear me?!!<br />Where are you right now?<br />Are you all right?!!<br />We've seized the ship.<br />And the remaining enemy is starting to flee. They've been completely devastated.<br />But the terminal is still out of control.<br />It's only a matter of time before the terminal collapses, taking this ship with it. We have to escape right now!<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Saka: Zura, we can't just run!<br />If the Terminal blows, then the Altana is just going to go even further out of control!<br />I dunno if even the whole planet will be able ta hold!!<br />If we wanna survive, we have ta do somethin' about that!<br />Zura: But... is there even anything we can do?<br />Someone: There... is.<br />Zura: !<br />Someone: Would you mind...<br />leaving this... to me?<br />SFX: ZAZAZAZA ZAZAZA<br />Zura: Who's that?<br />You...<br />SFX: ZA ZA<br />Shou: I'll use the enemy's weapons.<br />This mess is happening because they extracted too much Altana from the Terminal.<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Shou: So if we hit that with equal energy from this side, the two forces should cancel each other out.<br />And as for this massive amount of Altana that's been sucked out of the Earth,<br />I'll destroy the weapons and make it flow back into the Terminal<br />by using the Altana inside me as a detonator.<br />But even if that stops the Altana from running out of control,<br />I doubt the Terminal will make it through in one piece.<br />SFX: ZA ZA ZA ZA<br />Shouyou: Can I entrust getting everyone to safety to you,<br />the brightest prodigy of my school?<br />I do not want there to be... any more victims.<br />SFX: ZA ZA<br />Shou: I know I can count on you.<br />I want all of you<br />to live.<br /><br />Page 4:<br />SFX: ZAZAZAZA<br />Shou: ---As you heard,<br />you all must hurry out of here as well.<br />I will isolate this area in order to keep the damage to a minimum.<br />Shin: Shouyou-sensei, you...<br />Handwritten: GEHO HO GO<br />Shin: Sensei!!<br />Handwritten: GEHOH<br />Shou: ..........<br />Ironic, isn't it?<br />That I, someone with eternal life that they didn't even want, would end up pressed for time.<br />But in this little life I have left,<br />I have thanks to him.<br />And I know<br />what meaning that has.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Shou: I am a feckless man who could not even protect his disciples.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Shou: But that is why<br />all of you<br />must protect the future<br />that they spun.<br />SFX: DOON<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GA GA<br />Shou: Perhaps the thousand years of my life<br />was all for this moment?<br />It's the first time I've thought<br />that I'd like to keep living...<br />SFX: GOHU<br />Shou: Please, let me have<br />even one second more...<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Shin: One second isn't nearly enough.<br />Shou: !<br />Shin: Even if that's all you have on your own,<br />Kagu: if everyone joins their life spans together,<br />you should at least have enough to see the faces of your idiot disciples.<br />SFX: ZA N<br />Shou: Y-You!<br />Shin: We're sorry, Shouyou-sensei.<br />But we just can't leave you like this.<br />If we did that,<br />we just wouldn't be the Yorozuya anymore.<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Shin: We told you, didn't we?<br />Kagu: The Yorozuya does its job until we take our exorbitant reward money.<br />So if there's a future for us,<br />it's not one that someone gave to us.<br />Taking our future<br />with our own hands<br />is what the Yorozuya is.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Shou: You two...<br />SFX: ZA ZA<br />Guys: ---Then we'll stick around, too.<br />SFX: ZA ZA<br />Guy: Those religious folks were scrounging up Altana from all over the place<br />trying to find a way to make themselves immortal or whatever, right?<br />If we throw all that in,<br />not only will you be able to see their faces, you'll even be able to bop your idiot disciples on the head.<br />Shin: You guys!!<br />Han: Uh, how are we gonna throw it all at him? Ta be honest with you, even my cell phone is a pretty old model.<br />Zaki: Yeah, I just can't keep up with new technology anymore.<br />Han: This coming from the guy whose whole body is a machine?!<br />Nobume: If it's about cell phones, leave it to me.<br />Sa: Machines are like people. When they don't listen to you...<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Sa: this is what you do!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: GOGAAA<br />Han: Uh, hey! You bunch of unruly girls!<br />If you're gonna be that rough, forget fixing blocked signals,<br />even Siri would snap and start showering us with abuse!!<br />Tsukuyo: It'll reach.<br />With all of these feelings united together,<br />even without any sorta cell phone, I'm sure they'll reach.<br />SFX: GOGAA DODOO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />SFX: DO DOOO<br />Guys: Wh-What is this?!<br />A large amount of Altana is flowing in here!!<br />Shin: Shouyou-sensei, if you're going to destroy it, now may be your only chance!<br />Kagu: Sadaharu, we protect Shouyou, yes?!<br />Shou: ..........!!<br />All of you...<br />Why...?<br />Why...?<br />SFX: DO O N<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Guys: Yo.<br />You sure took your time.<br />You took so long we were thinkin' 'a just leaving you here.<br />Gin: You guys...<br />Hiji: Getting citizens to safety is part of the police's job.<br />Kon: Seriously, with guys like you that never know when to give up around, it really makes our job tough.<br />Okita: We'd rather not all drop dead with you so I guess we're gonna have to all go home together.<br />Hiji: Now get the hell up.<br />Let's go.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Zura: ----Gintoki,<br />It's up ahead.<br />Most likely, that man<br />and the rest of the Yorozuya are up ahead from where you are.<br />So if there's anything you have left undone, you'd better hurry up with it.<br />----Got that?<br />Zura: Because the brightest prodigy of Shouka Sonjuku has been entrusted with getting everyone home safely.<br />Everyone's already taken shelter at this point<br />besides you no-good brats that is.<br />Gin: ..........<br />Zura, Takasugi is...<br />Zura: Sensei may not have known,<br />but back then, there was another no-good brat<br />who would cover up for for you two and wipe your asses for you<br />whenever you made mischief.<br />Isn't that right, Gintoki?<br />His... Both of your final work of mischief...<br />Until your asses have been wiped,<br />I cannot move from this spot.<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Gin: Zura.<br />Zura: So whether we live or die, we'll do it together.<br />So whatever it takes, we've got to get you home alive, Gintoki.<br />Saka: Relax.<br />Even if I gotta go<br />all the way ta the depths of hell, I'll make sure ta rescue you guys.<br />So<br />go ahead, go hog wild.<br />Enough for his part, too.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />SFX: ZUH<br />SFX: DO FU<br />SFX: BIKI BIKI<br />Shou: -----Gintoki,<br />SFX: OOOO<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Shou: These ones here<br />are like you are to me.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Shou: On that day<br />when that immortal demon<br />met you,<br />met all of you,<br />he became human, Yoshida Shouyou.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Shou: On that day<br />the little demon with the sad eyes<br />met a whole bunch of people<br />Guys: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: DO N<br />Shou: and became human,<br />Sakata Gintoki, didn't he?<br /><br />Page 20:<br />SFX: DOGAAA<br />SFX: DO DO O O<br />Guys: SHOUYOU-SENSEIIIIII!!<br /><br />Page 21:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Gin: Shouyou,<br />I always wanted...<br />to show you.<br />A whole lot happened to me<br />since then...<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Gin: I've been running a Yorozuya<br />with these guys.<br />Shou: ...Yes.<br />I see that clearly.<br />SFX: KAH<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Shou: Yorozuya<br />Sakata Gintoki,<br />you've become...<br />such a great person, haven't you...?<br /><br />Page 25:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Computer: Data transfer complete.<br />Good morning.<br />Fuyou No.0.<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Tama: Where am I?<br />Girl: Gengai-sama's machine storage vault.<br />You suffered damage in the war, resulting in a long time asleep.<br />I have been accumulating data in your place during that time. I am a replica of you, Tamako.<br />Tama: My apologies... My circuits are still in a state of confusion...<br />How long<br />have I been asleep?<br />This is<br />Edo?<br />Tama: No, it is now called Tokyo.<br />After overcoming the war, Edo made major expansions and was reborn.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Tama: If it were not for everyone's strenuous efforts, Tokyo would not exist as it does today.<br />I see... So the world regained its peace, did it?<br />...Though it seems that<br />the world which I know is not here.<br />Just what happened to everyone since then...?<br />You already have the answer.<br />Someone: -----san<br />Tama-san.<br />Tama: !<br />Someone: When did you awaken from this sleep?<br />and obtain that data?<br />Tama: Is that Shinpachi's voice? From the old Edo?<br />Shin: Even now, I do not know<br />what we fought against, what we won against,<br />or what we lost to, but...<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Shin: we came home.<br />To Edo.<br />Do our daily lives.<br />But<br />after I saw that somewhat-lonely smile on Gin-san's face,<br />I finally felt it.<br />The scale of what we'd taken back<br />and the scale of what we'd lost.<br />I guess he's<br />not home.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />SFX: NURU<br />Shin: NGYAAAAAA<br />Where the hell are you sleeping, Gin-saaaaan?!!<br />Eww! I stepped in vomit!!<br />I was just thinking I hadn't seen you in a while and you were out drinking, weren't you?!<br />Gin: Sheddehp. This's my house. I decide when I come home 'n where I throw ubruhbruhbruhbruh<br />Shin: HEYYYY!! Don't get this place any dirtiurbrubrubru<br />Gin: What're you doin' bein' all high-and-mighty sitting in my seat of honor anyhow?<br />Shin: What're you talking about? I've been propping up the Yorozuya as its leader while everybody was away.<br />Handwritten: I couldn't hold it in.<br />Shin: You said yourself that you were going to redo everything from a bottom-rung employee, didn't you?<br />Gin: I did not! I said you should redo those dumbass glasses frames!<br />Shin: No you did not! Why don't you go redo everything starting from your father's ball sack!<br />Gin: Why don't you go redo everything starting from your father's glasses case?!<br />Shin: You're making me out to be just some dad's glasses at this point!! And anyhow, if you're gonna sleep, don't do it in the office, do it on a futon, please.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Kagu: Do not intrude in a lady's roooom!!<br />SFX: DOU<br />Kagu: How many times do I have to say it before you understand?! This is not Gin-chan's room anymore, yes?!<br />This is the room of the vice president of the company, the one who came back here second!<br />SFX: DOGASHAAA<br />Shin: Uh, well the vice president just kicked the president's lights out.<br />Kagu: Yes well a company president is really nothing but a decoration like a tiny mustache, yes?<br />Most of the real power is held by the Gouriki-san. In every world it is the physically strong ones who rule.<br />Someone: Uh, Gouriki-san isn't actually physically strong. And isn't a company vice president.<br />T/N: &quot;Gouriki&quot; can mean a strong person but Gouriki-san is a nickname for actress Gouriki Ayame.<br />Kagu: We can shove a good-for-nothing like that into a closet.<br />Shin: Um, miss super-strong, it looks like the closet was occupied, too.<br />SFX: GARARA<br />Gin: Enough already you guys! Where the hell am I supposed to go?!<br />At this rate I'm gonna have to start marking this whole place! RRRRR!<br />Someone: I'll kill you, bottom-rung!!<br />Shin: ---But the reason we're able to keep going like nothing's changed at all<br />SFX: DOGAAA<br />Shin: is because us three humans and one dog are here together.<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Otose: Sheesh.<br />After two years I thought you might've earned a lot of rent money,<br />but from what I'm seeing now, it looks like you spent those two years doing nothing but picking your nose.<br />Gin: Any inquires about rent should be directed to our new company president.<br />Shin: Please don't just push stuff onto me when it's inconvenient for you.<br />Kagu: Okay, let's leave it to leader! I will take the right nostril, Gin-chan will take the left nostril, and we will leave the rest to Shinpach.<br />Gin: The only thing you guys are digging up is snot!<br />Otose: Honestly, I had just been thinking that Shinpachi and Kagura had grown up so much,<br />but with you back, everything looks just like it did before.<br />Cath: I guess it's true what they say, one rotten apple spoils the barrel.<br />Gin: I'm a fan of the sugary type that comes in cans rather than in barrels.<br />Gengai: I see. If they're in a can, then even if they rot, it's pretty hard fer it ta spread anywhere.<br />Gin: Could you not start with the assumption that I'm rotten?<br />Kagu: Everybody makes fun of each other, but I didn't ask why.<br />Umi: You don't need to ask stuff like that!<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Umi: Okay, then let me ask you something.<br />Why do you think I crossed the universe to see you?<br />Kagu: Because you are going bald.<br />Umi: No, nothing to do with going bald!<br />Kagu: Are you perhaps going bald down there? [&quot;down there&quot; in italics]<br />Umi: I said it's not about baldness!<br />There's no reason.<br />You don't need a reason to see your family's face.<br />It's just like that. You don't need a reason to stick around here on Earth<br />and work at the Yorozuya again, right?<br />So, for no reason,<br />that trouble-causing idiot older brother of yours might come back, too.<br />Shin: When Umibouzu-san said that, the view of his back seemed just a bit lonely<br />and it also seemed to be balding.<br />Otose: ---Well, whatever the case,<br />as long as you pay me the rent, I've got no issues.<br />The world seems to be in a new era or whatever.<br />But there doesn't seem to be any talk of it being more prosperous, is there?<br />Guy: As you can see behind me,<br />the reconstruction of the Terminal has progressed quite a bit.<br />No matter how many hardships come our way, as long as we have the spirit to never give up,<br />we'll be able to rise from the ashes again and again.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Soyo: So I truly hope that all of you will come alongside me...<br />Someone: Soyo-sama, my apologies, but we would very much like to ask <br />about the assassination of former Prime Minister Donald Zurump.<br />There are rumors floating among the populace that it was orchestrated by you<br />in order to remove Mr. Zurump and gain his position.<br />SFX: PIKI<br />SFX: GARA GARA GASHAN<br />Nobu: If you think that the princess is the type of person who assassinates those that hinder her agenda,<br />then I hope you're prepared to disappear hear and now.<br />SFX: GYAAAAA<br />Guys: HEEEEEEEH! M-Murderer!!<br />Handwritten: Yyyup.<br />Reporter: I knew those rumors were true!<br />Shin: It was those two that restored Edo after it had been met with chaos and disorder again.<br />Handwritten: Grrrr<br />Shin: After Princess Soyo took over Zurump (Katsura)-san's job, she restored Edo through some brilliant political finessing.<br />And Nobume-san could always be seen by her side.<br />Actually, not only her,<br />I'm sure those two were also always by her side, too...<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Shin: And one other person that nobody could ever forget...<br />Handwritten: HU HA HA HA <br />Zura: Fools!<br />The one known as Zurump could not be done in by little girls such as these!<br />That man is alive!<br />Even with his soul wandering as a spirit, he still watches over this country!<br />Do not forget, Zurump is always watching you!<br />And if you forget yourselves and stray from the righteous path, he is sure to come to hand down divine punishment!<br />The Departed Spirit Patriot,<br />Oba-Z...<br />SFX: HYUUU DORO DORO DORO <br />T/N: This is a joke on Oba-Q, short for Obake no Q-Tarou. A 70's manga about a ghost.<br />SFX: BUCHIN<br />Gin: ---And after that, Katsura-san died.<br />Shin: Don't just take over the narration and kill the guy off!!<br />And anyhow, it hasn't been established that that's Katsura-saN! Even though it obviously is!<br />Gin: Yeah but that idiot's as good as dead. Just let me kill him off. And anyhow, what've you been mumbling about? You almost done?<br />Shin: You could hear that?! That's actually really embarrassing!!<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Shin: Uh, I thought I'd just make a record for Tama-san...<br />Gin: What, are you trying to forcibly tie everything together through narration because it's the final chapter?<br />That's way too long-winded and dull! You're seriously devoting pages to that idiot?<br />Both the readers' and Tama's minds are gonna start drifting when they see that. Ya gotta be more concise with this stuff.<br />Lemme take over for a bit.<br />---Tama,<br />a lot's happened since then... I'm not sure how to convey it all to you... But there's one thing I'm sure I want you to know,<br />everyone died.<br />Shin: Don't try to tie it all up with thaaaat!!<br />Gin: What's the problem? Everybody dies eventually.<br />Shin: That's way too broad!! I'm sure Tama-san wants to know what happened directly after the war!<br />Kagu: Gin-chan, Shinpachi is right!<br />I would feel bad if Tama was the only one who did not know what happened.<br />I want to tell her about every last thing that happened to me and what I felt about them when she was gone.<br />The rolled omelettes were delicious.<br />Shin: Where'd you get that from?!! That's the most who-cares thing I've ever heard!!<br />If you're gonna go over all your impressions of breakfasts you've had, this final chapter alone is gonna be longer that every volume of Kochikame combined!!<br />Gin: After Kochikame ended, Jump always felt kind of lonely.<br />T/N: Kochikame is a long-running Jump manga that ran for 200 volumes and ended in 2016.<br />Shin: We don't need your impressions of what Jump was like without Kochikame!!<br />Gin: Jump died, too.<br />Shin: Don't put another one of those here!! You're gonna get people confused!!<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Narr: Did you see that?<br />Someone: ?<br />Narr: If people do not have others observing them, they will degenerate to the point they're so depraved that they'll even fake a final chapter.<br />Someone: Hey, who's that?<br />That wasn't me!<br />Narr: The world needs 'eyes' that spans across different eras and always watches a country and its people.<br />The only one that can do such a thing is a God, a divine spirit... No,<br />only the Departed Spirit Patriot, Oba-Z can-<br />SFX: GA N<br />SFX: GA KAH<br />Gin: Because we ignored him like that, he managed to sneak his way all the way to this thing!!<br />Kagu: That is true, but now we have taken care of one person at least. Who is next?<br />Shin: Don't use force just to get to an ending where everyone's dead!!<br />Narr: ---And that would be his final straight-man bit.<br />Shin: No it's not, I'm not dead!!<br />Narr: It's okay, I won't off over the narration.<br />As you saw before, Zurump's political power has been inherited by the next generation.<br />And along with that, the once-defunct Shinsengumi has had their status restored.<br />Matsudai: I'd like ta say welcome back, but the world you've come back to isn't such a welcoming place.<br />It's a battlefield.<br />If you've got any feelings of excitement or nostalgia, throw 'em away right here.<br />The one thing I ask is are you prepared to die?<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Matsu: Then drink until<br />ya drop deaaad!!<br />Narr: They never take a break from their fight.<br />So that the taxes on the citizens do not go to waste, they keep on fighting all day and night.<br />There are times in those days where it feels like they may face defeat,<br />but it's all right.<br />Because they have her with them.<br />With having her own shop now in addition to managing the dojo, she's been very successful as a businesswoman.<br />Sister has become quite a person of influence in Kabuki-chou.<br />In the past, she would be non-commital to Kondou-san's advances,<br />but now...<br />she seems to be both a public and private source of strength to him.<br />It makes me feel a bit lonesome, but if it's for my sister's happiness, I suppose it's all right.<br />Maybe after the numerous battles I've been through, I've become an adult as well?<br />HEEY!<br />How 'bout you have a taste of an adult straight-man bit!!<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Shin: So it was you that started impersonating me and started narrating up a storm of things that didn't happen.<br />What the hell are you people thinking?! That you can just spout a bunch of blatant lies and get away with it because it's the last chapter?!<br />Narr: Ha, ju~~~st kidding. I just can't help but butt heads with my brother-in-law whenever I run into him.<br />Shin: Hey, I'm standing right in front of you! Are you psychotic?<br />And Sister, why are you participating in this final chapter fraud?!<br />Tae: Huh? I'm not doing anything.<br />I just...<br />Hey, Gorilla. Didn't I tell you that the next time you showed your face in this shop you'd be charged triple?<br />Shin: Wait so under the narration there was some outrageous statements being made?!<br />Kon: Yes, you've been very clear about that, Otae-sama.<br />My wallet... no, the national treasury is yours if you so desire.<br />Oh, and please accept this.<br />Tickets to the B'Z live show.<br />Tae: Oh, Gorilla dealer, you are evil indeed.<br />Kon: No, no. Not as much as you, Otae-sama.<br />Shin: This is just a scene of massive corruption!<br />T/N: These are cliche lines of the &quot;evil magistrate&quot; character archetype.<br />Someone: I'm sorry... I guess I sort of hid that with the narration, huh?<br />The tears wouldn't stop flowing down my face. He really is the only one out there I could ever entrust my sister to...<br />Shin: Yeah, I don't think so!<br />Gin: Geez, what the hell? You just used three pages being the same idiots as ever.<br />Okita: Sorry, Boss. But I think it's for the best.<br />I don't need to do any sorta final chapter shams, as long as I have an everyday life like this.<br />Gin: Ooh, looks like you're really getting into a conclusion. Okay, end it in the next panel. Just commit seppukue, that'd really tie things up.<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Narr: We were back to our normal everyday life. But for the Shinsengumi, that was just the beginning of a new battle.<br />Check out this quick preview of the, the new series 'Shinsengumi Sword-Wind Notebook' starting next issue.<br />Shin: Forget ending, that sounds like they're starting a whole new series!!<br />What the hell do you mean next issue?! After that whole fake-out ending catastrophe this manga got kicked out of Jump!<br />Narr: With the start of their new adventures, just who is their enemy in this new battle they are facing?!<br />Shin: This isn't new at all!! We've seen this tons of times!! Don't just come butting in again!!<br />Narr: And just what is the Shinsengumi's new weapon?<br />Someone: Yamazaki-kun, in the process of your revival, your personality was split into 108 parts...<br />Shin: Hey, what the hell happened, Jimmy?! Did he get into another convoluted mess?!<br />Narr: Will the Shinsengumi be able to protect Edo from creepy idiots?<br />Grave: Hijikata Toushirou<br />Okita: There's a lot of difficulty that comes with being Vice Chief.<br />I'm really getting a sense of what sorta hardships you went through.<br />But... I swear I'll support the Shinsengumi for your part as well,<br />Hijikata-san.<br />SFX: GO PAA<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Gin: So in the end you did a sham ending, too, dammit!!<br />SFX: GARA GARA<br />Hiji: Quit slacking off on the job, you assholes!!<br />Or I'll have you commit seppuku for failing in your bushido!!<br />Okita: Hijikata-san, today's the last chapter. Even if we do do our jobs, we won't  get paid for it.<br />Look at Yamazaki. Him and the mecha-zakis are playing me-kabaddi.<br />Handwritten: Me-kabaddi!<br />Me-kabaddi!<br />Me-kabaddi!<br />Hiji: Ok, what the hell even is me-kabaddi?! And who the hell is mecha-zaki?!!<br />Gin: Hey, hey, Vice Chief!<br />SFX: GAH GOH GAH<br />Gin: We get it! It's clear as hell that you guys don't have any ability to wrap things up.<br />So for now, just take this.<br />Okay, now strike a pose!<br />All right, now just hold that!<br />Handwritten: WHSPR WHSPR<br />Hiji: WRAP IT UUUUP!!<br />Why the hell do I have to strike a pose!? And what was that look you just gave me?!<br />Narr: The Shinsengumi was... like that.<br />Hiji: Like what?! What the hell kind of wrap up was that?!<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Tae: No need to be so grumpy, Hijikata-san.<br />We've got everyone together in the same building like this, so why don't you take it easy just for this final chapter?<br />Hiji: A policeman's job doesn't have a final chapter!! Even at times like this...<br />Kyuu: I see... So it's a policeman's job to yell and cause a commotion in people's shops, is it?<br />Then perhaps I will do my job as well.<br />Hiji: !!<br />SFX: JAKI<br />Hiji: Oh yeah. Something like this's happened before, hasn't it, Kyuubei?<br />All right then. I held back before, thinking of you as a woman.<br />But now I know there's no need for that.<br />Kyuu: I'll show you what my job is!<br />Serving fruit! Now say ah!<br />Handwritten: AAH<br />Someone: Wait, you're a cabaret girllllll?!<br />Tae: I asked her to come over and hang out, but she felt bad for us having to do all the work, so she volunteered to help out. <br />Kyuu: I came up with a way to serve customers without getting close to men! Now my becoming the No. 1 cabaret club girl isn't just a dream!<br />Hiji: Don't let her serve customers with a personal-space sharp sword!!<br />Tae: This is a legitimate battle strategy!<br />In cabaret clubs, it's pretty common to serve customers from really close distances,<br />but I heard that in Yoshiwara, they have a trick where if you act cold and distant to customers it actually makes them crazy about you!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Tsuku: I cleaned the place up fer ya, Otae.<br />Shin: Forget cold and distant, she's coming in with long-range strikes!!<br />Sa: MUHMFF<br />SFX: GOBOO<br />Sae: Gin-hya...n. Sto...<br />Someone: And I have no clue what this one is even trying to do here!!<br />Tsuku: Kagura, you look like yer doin' well.<br />Kagu: Everyone came, yes?!<br />Guys: Yeah,<br />everyone.<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Hanzo: Sheh sheh!!<br />Well, ya said ta come hang out, so I came!<br />But looks like there's not a single ugly girl here! What's the deal?!<br />Here you are, si~~~r!<br />SFX: GASHAN<br />Someone: Sheesh, what a calculating bunch.<br />Everybody swarms together just for the final chapter.<br />Tae; But now we can all wrap things up through narration, right?<br />Shin: Uh, what kind of wrap-up would that be?<br />A wrap up where everybody has fun with each other and gets dead drunk?<br />Gin: ........<br />That doesn't sound too bad, really.<br />I think that'd suit us just fine.<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Narr: ----Yup,<br />same as always.<br />That might be the best phrase<br />you could use to describe us.<br />Shin: Hey, pull a yourself together<br />Gin: What makes you think I don't got myself together?<br />I'll show you. Want me ta recite all the Dragonball enemy characters?<br />Shin: Uh, I think saying that is proof enough you don't have yourself together!<br />GIn: Doctor Gerororororo<br />Handwritten GYAAAAA<br />Someone: Hey, miss!<br />Ten more servings just like this one.<br />Hey, hey. Maybe you aught ta leave off there.<br />Abuto: We don't have any huge groups backing us up or any financial muscle to fall back on now. Our organization's dirt poor.<br />Think about the ones managing our finances, won'cha?<br />Kamui: But this planet's food is so good!<br />And anyhow, you said to get a good meal before a war, right?<br />Abuto: War? We ain't got the money for that.<br /><br />Page 46:<br />Kamui: Okay,<br />we'll save the fun for later, Miss.<br />I promise next time<br />I'll come for the Earth.<br />Abuto: Geez, another huge goal, huh?<br />You may not have money, but you've sure got dreams.<br />What about your little sister?<br />Kamui: I'm gonna beat her, of course.<br />Abuto: Again with that? Two years ago you were talkin' about going to train, but I know you were just hovering around your little sister.<br />Kamui: I think that's a certain old man that just looks like me that you're talkin' about.<br />Abuto: Don't talk shit, you dumbass.<br />Sign: Noodles<br />Zura: Y-You did well to spot me, huhahahaha!<br />Yes, I, Departed Spirit Patriot Oba-Z, am watching over you all at all ti-<br />Handwritten: GYAAAAA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 47:<br />SFX: PINPOOHN<br />Sakamoto: I know it's been a long time since I we've been in contact,<br />but how are you doing,<br />Chintoki-kun?<br />Paper: Sakamoto Tatsuma<br />Saka: I'm flying around outer space, same as usual.<br />Space really is a great place. When I look out at the vastness of space, I forget all my troubles.<br />Why don't you come out with me for a space trip next time, Mantoki-kun?<br />Now then, the reason I'm writing to you right now is that there's something I want to tell you.<br />On that day,<br />I promised I would save you,<br />but the moment I saw that collapsed Termina, I honestly thought you were dead, lololol.<br />I'm not just saying this or anything,<br />but back then, it wasn't me that saved you.<br />I think it was that person.<br />I believe that after pouring everything into the Altana and disappearing,<br />he became a part of the Altana and protected his disciples through it all.<br /><br />Page 48:<br />Saka: So<br />there's no reason to feel lonely.<br />Your master is surely here and there all over this Earth<br />and he will always be watching over you.<br />To my dear friend,<br />Chinmanbuku-kun.<br />P.S.<br />This is something I heard when I met up with Zura the other day.<br />The remnants of the Kiheitai<br />were making some odd movements.<br />Someone: Dragon Holes?<br />Takechi: Yes,<br />I heard she was traveling around to each of the Dragon Holes across different lands.<br />Zura: Just who is she pretending to be? That's exactly like...<br />Takechi: I suppose she couldn't forgive him.<br />That man... making Sakata Gintoki carry everything.<br />Or herself for not being able to do anything.<br /><br />Page 49:<br />Takechi: She was thankful<br />to once again be able to see the smiling face of that man, imprisoned by death.<br />And<br />she said that now, it was her turn.<br />Zura: .........<br />Take: Takasugi's corpse was swallowed by the Altana.<br />But there isn't the slightest chance for him being resurrected like Utsuro was.<br />That was something like a miracle that occurred because Utsuro had been born from the Altana.<br />Still, I don't mind.<br />This is our, the Kiheitai's,<br />atonement.<br />Zura: Takechi, don't tell me that you're also going to...<br />Take: ..........<br />Zura: Would you<br />stick around with me a bit?<br />SFX: RIP RIP RIP<br />Saka: It is my belief<br />that there is no such thing as miracles in this world.<br /><br />Page 50:<br />Saka: And that all things that happen in this world<br />have causes, and happen for logical reasons.<br />So I do not think my saving you<br />was a miracle.<br />People: Why did someone abandon it<br />in such a place?<br />This must be<br />the divine wrath of Ryuujin-sama!<br />Saka: And I do not think that a master protecting his disciples<br />is a miracle.<br />I believe that is<br />something only natural.<br /><br />Page 51:<br />Grave: Shimura Ken<br />Otae: Oh, you came, huh?<br />It's been a long time since the two of us came to see father.<br />Is there something you wanted to tell him?<br />Shin: No.<br />Back then,<br />Father looked up at the sky of Edo and sighed,<br />but I was just thinking that this sky that always looks the same<br />looks different right now, doesn't it?<br /><br />Page 52:<br />Shin: After all,<br />we know<br />that everyone<br />is under this sky.<br /><br />Page 53:<br />Shin: Even if it's covered in clouds,<br />in our hearts<br />and under that sky,<br />everyone<br />is always there.<br />Page 54:<br />Shin: So, Tama-san,<br />even if where you are now<br />is beneath a sky you don't recognize,<br />even if where you are now<br />is below a sky without us,<br />please don't cry.<br />Because we<br />are always with you<br />beneath your sky.<br /><br />Page 55:<br />Shin: Yes, if you believe,<br />we<br />SFX: GARARA<br />Shin: will break through worlds,<br />eras,<br />and panels<br />to be there<br />to wipe away your tears.<br /><br />Page 56:<br />Tama: Let's go.<br />Shin: After that, those girls<br />lived in this era.<br />The world was, at that time, the golden age of machines.<br />Humans' jobs and places in the world were taken by machines and the leading role of the world was changing.<br />They found happiness<br />and humans<br />became unemployed.<br />Every last one.<br /><br />Page 57:<br />Hase: And when everyone is unemployed together, no one is.<br />Joblessness became colorless.<br />And so even the jobless could find happine-<br />Tama: Hasegawa-san?<br />SFX: BUWAH<br />Guys: You're doing a sham final chapter, tooooo?!!<br />SFX: DOH DOH DOH<br />Gin: You asshole! What kind of final chapter did you feed Tamako?!<br />Kagu: Heeey, do not go moving the world into later eras on your own!<br />Hase: Nah, ya got it all wrong!<br />I quit being a hero, but then when I tried to get a new job, I couldn't find anything!<br />SFX: GAH GOH GAH<br />Hase: And then I just happened to mumble something to Tamako-chan about how nice it'd be to live in a world where everybody was unemployed!<br />Tama: My apologies.<br />It would seen that there was an error in my data.<br /><br />Page 58:<br />SFX: CRCK CRCK CRCK<br />Gin: Yo. You still half asleep, Tama?<br />Eh, that's okay. We've got an urgent job to do, so get fully woken up by the time we get back.<br />There's no need<br />for us to wipe those tears away, right?<br />Kagu: Gin-chan, what is the urgent job we have to do?<br />Gin: Oh yeah. What was it again?<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Shin: Whadda you mean, what was it?! You said it was urgent! Did you already forget?!<br />Gin: Uh, do you remember, leader?<br />...Uhhhh...<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Gin: Well, whatever it is, we'll get it done.<br />After all, we're<br /><br />Page 59:<br />Gin: the Yorozuya.<br />Top Left Sign: Gin End <br />Middle LEft Sign: Gintama - The End<br />Right Sign: Bar<br />Gin<br />End<br />Bottom Right: Gin<br />End<br />Bottom Insert: Than you so much to all the readers that've stuck by these 15 years!!<br />The final volume, volume 77, will go on sale August 2nd (Friday) with a massive 360 pages!! And at the same time, the final and largest character book 'Koujien' will go on sale, containing lots of new drawings!!!!<br /><br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44055</id>
        <title>Translation: Gintama 703</title>
        <updated>2019-05-26T21:29:23+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br />Well, it looks like there's just one to go after this.<br /><br />[Gintama 703 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Utsuro: Two years ago,<br />Title: Lesson 703 The Right Eye<br />Utsu: when all of you denied me, I said to you...<br />as long as you continue to live,<br />tragedy will only recur.<br />This is the result of the path you chose.<br />Here, you have no friends nor masters.<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Utsu: All that is here<br />is the void: Utsuro.<br />T/N: The word Utsuro means void/hollow.<br />I must thank you.<br />You did well to make it all the way here<br />working with that one who had taken in some of my blood.<br />Not knowing<br />that I was within it.<br />Not just in him. In all of those that received my blood,<br />I sprouted in them and my ivy coiled around them<br />as I waited for the moment where we could become one and I could take myself back.<br />And,<br />through gaining Yoshida Shouyou's blood, it finally happened. <br />The world now once again<br />faces the blooming of the flower of despair.<br />SFX: MEKI MEKI<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Utsu: It will not be long now before the world is swallowed by the dragon and ends.<br />And the one person that can stop it, Shouyou, is no longer here.<br />But as you are now,<br />can you accept that fate?<br />You, the man that once cut down his master to save his friends,<br />the man whose master was once cut down by a friend,<br />even after having experienced each other's pain,<br />your struggle has been futile and your tragedies have only repeated.<br />In the end, you could not change a thing. You could not accomplish anything at all.<br />...I can hear his, Takasugi's, voice quite well.<br />He said we have to<br />quickly put an end to everything.<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Utsu: You feel the same way, do you not?<br />Gin: ...........<br />Yeah.<br />I feel the exact same way.<br />SFX: GAH<br />Gin: Let's end it with this...<br />Utsuro, even without these nice little lectures of yours,<br />we've known about our own powerlessness for a long time now.<br />So we made a vow.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Gin: Even if it meant combining the strengths of  these powerless swords that clashed together so many times,<br />we would take back what we lost on that day.<br />And we're not<br />going back on our word.<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Utsu: You still unsheathe that sword?<br />Even with no reason left to fight with the world ending as it is?<br />That vow has long since been broken<br />by the hand of none other than your friend.<br />Or do you perhaps want to at least avenge your master at the very end?<br />So after your master, you'll cut down your friend next?<br />Gin: ...Utsuro, unfortunately that's not the kinda friends we are.<br />But there's one thing he knows better than anyone.<br />No matter what kind of tragedy that guy goes though,<br />he would never say something as admirable as 'I just want it all to end'.<br />In times like that, he says things like this...<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Taka: I simply<br />destroy,<br />Utsuro.<br />I'll destroy the rotten world<br />where you're still swaggering around carefree.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Utsu: What is this...?<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Utsu: Why am...<br />I here...?<br />What...<br />What is this...?<br />SFX: BUSHII<br /><br />Page 10: <br />[No Text]<br /><br />Page 11:<br />SFX: MISHIH MISHIH<br />Oboro: Utsuro,<br />You're not<br />the only one in this blood.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Utsu: Sh-Shouyou...<br />Where did... his corpse go?<br />Gin: Utsuro... What did you see exactly?<br />There hasn't been anything like that here the whole time.<br />The only thing laying there<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Gin: was you, Utsuro.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />SFX: DOH<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Utsu: ---Back then,<br />he pushed me back<br />and stabbed himself with that blade...?!!<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Utsu: So the corpse I saw<br />was myself...?<br />Taka: Sensei... I'm sorry.<br />Please, go.<br />It looks like this flunkee has some homework left undone.<br />It looks like the one I'm going to have to accompany is this you, Sensei. [&quot;this&quot; in italics]<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Taka: But don't worry.<br />We are the only disciples of Yoshida Shouyou.<br />There are already those here... that have inherited our will.<br />I leave you, I leave the future,<br />to them.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: ZAZAZA<br />Utsu: Kuh...<br />Even if it was only temporary, to drive me away and to allow Shouyou to escape...<br />But with those wounds, an imperfect Shouyou will not hold out long.<br />No, even before that happens, I will put an end to him along with these disciples.<br />Gin: You're not going anywhere.<br />No matter how much of the incomplete Shouyou's blood you bathe in, regrowing one arm is the best you can do.<br />You're no longer an immortal monster.<br />Getting into his body was where your luck ended.<br />Both he and I aren't letting you get away again.<br />SFX: ZASHIH<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Gin: So I'll end it just like you want, Utsuro.<br />Both you and this absurd tragedy.<br />Utsu: .........<br />Me, cut down by you?<br />Didn't you want to save him?<br />Didn't you want to protect him?<br />I know very well that you came this far with him.<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Utsu: If you cut down your master for your friend<br />and you cut down your friend for your master,<br />what exactly do you have left?<br />Emptiness.<br />All that's left is an empty void, an empty Utsuro.<br />Do you have the resolve<br />to keep that Utsuro alive?!!<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: GIIN<br />SFX: GIIN GIIN GAAN GIIN KIN<br /><br />Page 22:<br />SFX: DOU<br />Gin: Utsuro,<br />I sure as hell ain't empty.<br />SFX: MISHIH MISHIH<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Gin: The ones I wanted to protect<br />are right here, in my soul.<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 25:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 26:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 27:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 28:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 29-30:<br />SFX: DO GA<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Utsu: .............<br />I... see...<br />Humans are... utsuro, hollow.<br />But... because they know that,<br />they can bring other people in... to live on... inside them.<br />So even in death...<br />they are not destroyed...<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Utsu: they can remain there... in the... soul...<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Shouyou: ...Why do you help me...?<br />Utsuro came from me...<br />I was the source of all this calamity... but you still... <br />Shin: If there's somebody in trouble, then we lend a hand and then charge them an arm and a leg for it.<br />That's what Sakata Gintoki hammered into us.<br />That's how your disciple has been living.<br />That is our Yorozuya.<br />And you didn't only create Utsuro.<br />You also created him, Sakata Gintoki. I really... wanted to talk with the person that did that if I got the chance.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Utsu: Honestly, I'm the one who was on the receiving end.<br />If I hadn't met them, I would have stayed empty as Utsuro.<br />They gave me my humanity, Yoshida Shouyou.<br />But my existence was nothing but a shackles to them.<br />If they hadn't met me, they would not have met with such a harsh fate.<br />In the end, I could not save or protect them. <br />I was only ever saved by them. [&quot;by&quot; in italics]<br />I don't deserve to be called their master...<br />Shin: Still,<br />even if that's true,<br />it's because of you that we were able to meet Sakata Gintoki.<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Shin: Your meeting Gin-san<br />led to a ton of other meetings.<br />So even if this had ended up being the end of the world,<br />I'd want to offer my thanks.<br />I've wanted to say it to you<br />for so long.<br />Thank you.<br />I'm sure<br />Gin-san and the others<br />feel the same.<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Taka: 246 wins and 247 losses.<br />Looks like I... lost my touch.<br />I left the last fight to someone else and they walked off with the win...<br />Gin: Takasugi!!<br />SFX: GEHO GOHOH<br />Taka: Someone like Utsuro really is too much for you. <br />Looks like the only one that can beat you is me.<br />Gin: ...........<br />What took him down in the end<br />was your sword, Takasugi.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Gin: The one that protected Shouyou<br />and protected me, that was all you.<br />This time...<br />you got the win on me.<br />Taka: ...Heh. There's nothing more miserable than getting a win out of pity.<br />But at least I'll be going to the other side without having anything to pay you back for.<br />I can't let you<br />cut down Sensei anymore.<br />Compared to Sensei, <br />I was far easier to cut down, wasn't I?<br />Gin: ..........<br />Yeah.<br />Taka: Probably because this face you hate that you're so used to bashing in wasn't there.<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Taka: It's been like that ever since we were kids. We go at it every time we see each other.<br />I thought once I got a bit taller and became an adult, it would get better, <br />but in the end... I stayed being a brat the whole way through.<br />And I never got as tall as you. <br />Gin: No, you got taller.<br />We<br />might've just been born under that kind of star. <br />But that's... not too bad, is it?<br />But Takasugi... I...<br />really would've liked to exchange drinks with you...<br />even if it was half the number of times we crossed swords.<br />Taka: .........<br />Heh. That ain't like you.<br />If you had that much free time,<br />I'd like to have gotten as many more wins on you as I could.<br />But... Let's leave it off here.<br />You'd better get going.<br />You're not empty.<br />You've got things you need to protect with that sword, don't you?<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: GEHO GOHO<br />Gin: Takasugi!!<br />Taka: ...Gintoki,<br />this... destroyed left eye of mine...<br />it closed that day...<br />with the last thing it saw burned into it.<br />It was... your damp face.<br />I've lived staring at it with this left eye... an excruciating amount.<br />So when... by the time my right eye closes,<br />you'd better not be showing me... your disheartened face.<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Taka: The man that<br />stood in my way that day...<br />The man that... I always wanted to defeat...<br />the man I chased... for so long...<br />That face isn't him.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Gin: Go wait for me in hell, Takasugi.<br />I'm not letting you walk off the victor... I swear I'll win next time.<br />Taka: Fine... by...<br />me...<br /><br />Page 42:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 43:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Insert: ☆Next time, the final lesson. Set to be distributed June 17th (Mon)!!<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Bold Text: Apology<br />Main Text: In Weekly Shounen Jump issues 27 and 27, we had published that the date of the distribution of the final chapter would be June 10th (Mon.),<br />but due to various reasons, the date of distribution has been changed to June 17th (Mon.).<br />For this, we apologize.<br />We hope you all look forward to the final lesson.<br />Bottom Right: Weekly Shounen Jump Editorial Department<br /><br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/44051</id>
        <title>Translation: Gintama 702</title>
        <updated>2019-05-13T00:49:15+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br />Ok, one last string of chapters it looks like.<br /><br />[Gintama 702 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Author: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Title: Lesson 702 Fate<br />SFX: GOGAGA<br />Saka: Darnit.<br />We've taken care of the majority of the enemy, but... we can't stop the Terminal from spinning out of control.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Saka: They've already drawn up too much Altana for their plan to revive Utsuro.<br />Now the faucet's out 'a control!<br />We're still holdin' on for now,<br />but it's only a matter 'a time before it blows along with the pipes!<br />All the effort and hope that the people 'a Edo put inta restorin' everything<br />is gonna... disappear in an instant.<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Mutsu: ----How many times is this planet going to need to be saved before it's actually safe?<br />It almost feels like the end is fate or something.<br />Saka: Yeah, maybe <br />the destruction this planet faced two years ago at the hands of Utsuro was fate.<br />But we humans<br />chose to reject that fate.<br />Fighting fate<br />with fate.<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Saka: Why is it ya think it is<br />that while humans and planets are all fated to fall to ruin one day,<br />even knowing that,<br />humans will reject the end, reject even immortality,<br />and fight.<br />I wonder if at the end of this fight...<br />we find the answer ta that question.<br />The answer to why we've been fightin' all this time...<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Taka: Sensei,<br />why?<br />I can tell just looking at your face,<br />you<br />sure as hell aren't Utsuro.<br />Your<br />our sensei, Yoshida Shouyou, aren't you?<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Taka: The ambitions of the Seibouists are in tatters.<br />There's no one left to torment you.<br />I...<br />We came to protect you from whoever was a threat to you.<br />So, Sensei,<br />let's go home.<br />Together<br />back to Shouka Sonjuku.<br />We've got tons of things we want to talk to you about.<br />So much as happened since you've been gone.<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Taka: Since then,<br />we took different paths again and again,<br />and clashed with each other again and again,<br />but<br />we came back here.<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Taka: To where everything began,<br />you.<br />But<br />it looks like I ended up getting here before them.<br />Their... His sword<br />isn't something that is swung for the past anymore.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Taka: Now,<br />he swings it<br />for those that are by his side,<br />and for the future.<br />And my role<br />is being his companion.<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Taka: So,<br />sen...sei,<br />come back with...<br />SFX: DOSHAAA<br />Handwritten: GEHO GOHO<br />Taka: Just a little more...<br />I just had a little more to go...<br />this is pathetic.<br />My sword that's clinged to the past<br />is now completely rusted.<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Shou: ...I<br />I am...<br />no longer a being that can be called your Sensei.<br />No...<br />maybe even long before that...<br />I... remember.<br />Why was a being like me born?<br />Why<br />was Utsuro born?<br />And<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Shou: why Shouka Sonjuku<br />was born.<br />With the memories of Utsuro<br />of trying to end himself along with the entire world inside me,<br />there also exists the memories of Yoshida Shouyou who tried to prevent that.<br />And then there's the innumerable wars<br />and massive amount of bloodshed that happened which I was connected with.<br />I could never forget the sight of all of you<br />trying to stop that.<br />I...<br />can no longer to back to being Yoshida Shouyou.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Shou: I will bring both Yoshida Shouyou and Utsuro with me as I return to nothing.<br />That is the one place we can return home to.<br />And now,<br />that wish can be granted.<br />Guy: Utsuro's heart has disappeared.<br />Previously, Utsuro possessed even the power to regenerate that heart,<br />but now that is not the case.<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Guy: As Utsuro is now, using the crystal as a temporary heart and vessel for his spirit, he was just able to regenerate his body.<br />Without that crystal, he will not even be able to maintain his body.<br />Even with enough Altana gathered up to awaken him,<br />it is only temporary.<br />Utsuro is no longer immortal.<br />He is an ordinary human.<br />...That man<br />can finally... end.<br />SFX: GOHUNG<br />Zura: .........<br />You're...<br />Guy: Only after getting this body that will not die even if its rotted way<br />did I finally understand.<br />The pain of not being able to end.<br />A taste of the loneliness that man<br />who tried to end himself and the whole world felt.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Guy: Even ordered to do so by this blood,<br />I could not bring that man back here again.<br />I cannot put an end to the world either,<br />but I am able<br />to free that man from the cycle of that curse.<br />I'm not sure<br />if you all could do that.<br />To put an end to the master<br />that you had finally reunited with.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Guy: And now my duty has been... fulfilled.<br />Not just mine... but also all the others who received Utsuro's blood.<br />Their blood... should be rotting away right now as well.<br />Along... with Utsuro...<br />Though I do not know... what they will choose to do... with that remaining life,<br />I pray that for their final hours at least,<br />that they can meet their end...<br />with humanity.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Utsuro: I cannot<br />go with you.<br />I have a duty to eradicate all remaining elements of Utsuro in here,<br />and quell all of the wars that started because of me.<br />If I collide the massive amount of Altana within me with that rampaging dragon,<br />they may cancel each other out, leaving everything at peace.<br />Using this life of mine to protect Edo,<br />that is how I want to use the last of this life that gave birth to so much strife.<br />So I <br />cannot save you.<br />To save you, someone in whom Utsuro's blood dwells is...<br />...I'm sorry.<br />That blood...<br />is seeds that I scattered in this world.<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Utsu: I thought... I could save someone as well.<br />Utterly unaware of how dangerous it was.<br />It was sheer arrogance.<br />Even now, in my attempt to save the countless people of Edo,<br />SFX: DRIP<br />Utsu: I could not save a single one of you...<br />the disciples I truly wanted to save.<br />I'm sorry.<br />I...<br />I...<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: DOH<br />Taka: There is no need to apologize.<br />SFX: DRIP...<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Taka: Shouyou,<br />I've long known that you could not protect anything.<br />Shou: Y-You...<br />Taka: I've been waiting<br />for this moment.<br />Like what you did back then.<br />Shouyou, I've been waiting for this instant where you left an opening in your heart.<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Taka: in your<br />precious disciples.<br />SFX: DOBUSHAAA<br />Taka: Shouyou,<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Taka: you will meet your end here, unable to protect anything.<br />Not your disciples,<br />not Edo,<br />not yourself,<br />not a single thing.<br />Along with this world.<br />SFX: GAKAH<br /><br />Page 22:<br />SFX: DO N<br /><br />Page 23:<br />[No text]<br />Page 24:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 25:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 26:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 27:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 28-29:<br />Insert: ☆The next chapter is planned to be released May 27th (Monday)!!<br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: Gintama 701</title>
        <updated>2019-02-23T09:41:44+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br />One of these days it's gonna end. But today is not that day.<br /><br />[Gintama 701 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1: <br />Gin: ri?<br />T/N: The 3 bubbles of these last 3 covers spell out &quot;o-wa-ri?&quot;, meaning &quot;The end?&quot;.<br />Gold: The<br />End?!<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />[You can just leave this as is. It's fora contest.]<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Insert: May that soul be forever----<br />Bottom: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Left Insert: ☆The third chapter in GIGA!!<br />The Silver Soul Arc<br />Climax!<br />With opening color pages!!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />SFX: DO O O N<br />TItle: Lesson 701 Homing Instinct<br />Shin: Gin-saaaaaaan!!<br />Insert: With being reunited right in front of them----!!<br /><br />Page 7:<br />SFX: IIIIN <br />SFX: DOGAAA<br />Kagu: Sadaharuuuu!!<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Guy: I wonder.<br />This fellow succeeded in protecting the Dragon Veins from the wicked,<br />carrying out the job of the Inugami.<br />And yet<br />he went so far as to reduce himself to this state in order to cling to life...<br />Is it to continue to fulfill his duty as an inugami?<br />I find it hard to imagine that he has no other reason...<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Guy: Fulfilling his duty<br />may not have been the only reason this child risked his life the way he did.<br />...Just seeing you here made me feel that way.<br />Coming out to this remote region just for him as you are...<br />Something so precious was broken up<br />just for him,<br />SFX: ZA PAAA<br />Turtle: I feel like the day when his wounds heal may come.<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Anemone: Indeed.<br />We've exhausted every means at our disposal as well... but unfortunately...<br />If you searched every corner of the universe but still found no answer, then I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.<br />Nah, just kidding.<br />Though it would be a lot easier to just give up.<br />...But<br />we have reason to believe that the answer may not be as far away as we thought.<br />It may be something actually quite close by.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Anemone: We didn't find an answer,<br />but you<br />all of you<br />came back here.<br />So maybe this child was the same as you.<br /><br />Page 12:<br />SFX: CRCCK...<br />Ane: Just wanting<br />to come back to this planet.<br />SFX: CRICK CRICK<br />Ane: Back,<br />to Edo.<br />SFX: CRACK CRICK CRICK<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Ane: Maybe <br />he just wanted<br />to come back to the Yorozuya.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Ane: To see<br />all of you again.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Tae: ----That's right,<br />Sadaharu-kun<br />and you two<br />just wanted<br />to see Gin-san again, didn't you?<br />Gin: Sada-<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Gin: ........<br />Guys: Huh?<br />SFX: BUSHIIII<br />GiN: GYAAAAAAA!!<br />Tae: Oh, looks like I was wrong.<br />SFX: GARI GARI GARI <br />SFX: DOH<br />Someone: SADAHARUUUU!!<br />SFX: OOOOO<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: DODOON<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: PARA PARA (CLATTER)<br />Kagu: Sada...<br />haru.<br />SFX: GARARA<br />Kagura: You...<br />came back, yes?<br />You came back<br />to save Gin-chan<br />and all of us, did you not?<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Sada: MWOOF!<br />Shin: Wait, what's that sticking out of his mooooouth?!<br />Kagu: Sadaharu!!<br />Shin: Hold on a secoooond!!! We got Sadaharu back but Gin-san is...<br />Don't tell me you ate him, did it?! Did you swallow him whole?!<br />SFX: DAKI (SQUEEZE)<br />Kagu: You cannot blame him, yes? Sadaharu is still recuperating. He needs lots of nutrients.<br />Shin: Forget saving him, he just grabbed him out of the air because he was hungry! Oh man, what're we gonna do?!!<br />Kagu: Do not worry, yes? Scum like that has no nutrients in it at all, so he will come exactly the same out the other end.<br />Shin: Gin-saaaaan!!<br />SFX: BURIH<br />Shin: What the hell kind of tearful reunion is thiiis?!!<br />Please hold on, Gin-san!! Gin-saaaan!!<br />SFX: GUIIH<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Shin: Gin-sa-<br />SFX: ZUBOH<br />Shin: ...........<br />What?<br />Huh? Um... excuse me, I think we got the wrong guy.<br />.........<br />SFX: ZUBOO<br />Shin: Why did some random guy come ooout?!! And why did he go back in?!!<br />Sadaharu, just how many people did you scarf down?!! When did you even do this?!!<br />Kagu: He always used to eat whatever he found lying around. Maybe he picked up a parasite?<br />Shin: Parasite?! That guy gave off a vibe like he was paying rent to stay there!!<br />Guy: Ah~~ That was a good pu.<br />Shin: There's more than one of them coming out noooow!! And what's a good pu?!!<br />Guy: What do you think? Up for a game of shogi?<br />Shin: Huh?! WHat?! Is this a public bath?! What kind of world is going on inside of theeere?!!<br />Um... Excuse me!! Did you happen to see a white-haired man inside there?!<br />Guys: White haired?<br />Oh, is that the newcomer you're talkin' about?<br />Shin: !!<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Guy: If it's that young man you're talkin' about, seems he was so covered in filth that he ended up goin' out the other exit.<br />Shin: So he did end up covered in fiiiilth!!<br />SFX: OROROROROO DOSHAAA<br />Guys: Gin-chan!<br />Gin-saaaan!<br />SFX: GEHO GOHOH<br />Gin: I guess all that about dogs having a homing instinct<br />where they can get back home no matter how far away they are is true.<br />Sorry, Sadaharu.<br />Your idiot owner<br />took your home to home in on away<br />for a long-ass time.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Shin: Gin-san...<br />Gin: ...I told you before, didn't I?<br />We had nothing to do, so we just did whatever.<br />So if you have something you wanna do, then some half-assed thing like a place where you do odd jobs should be closed down.<br />I guess the fact that we're all here<br />means we're back to doin' that half-assed thing.<br />Shin: ...No,<br />it just means<br />that what we want to do is right here.<br />Kagu: ...Gin-chan,<br />we didn't become odd-jobbers because we had nothing to do.<br />We just...<br />were okay with whatever.<br />If it meant we could go on walks with Sadaharu again,<br />we didn't mind flying to the ends of the universe.<br />If it meant we could fool around with the people we feel at home with,<br />then we would be alone if it meant protecting our home.<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Kagu: It didn't matter<br />as long as we <br />could be here with you and everyone.<br />So<br />that is why<br />I'm<br />I am [&quot;I'm&quot; and &quot;I am&quot; next to each other]<br />a Yorozuya.<br />It was so obvious,<br />but it took us such a long time to tell you.<br />So Gin-san,<br />please, if there's anything we can do to help...<br />Gin: .........<br />Don't say that.<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Gin: It's the Yorozuya's job to do the job once they've been asked it.<br />There's nothing for you two Yorozuya to say beyond that.<br />Maybe the reason I came back here, even if it meant being half-assed or being a fool, <br />was to say that to you.<br />You sure have gotten a whole lot bigger<br />since I've been gone.<br />...My back hurts.<br />Would you mind giving me a hand?<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Shin: What're you talking about? What a sorry sight.<br />And you still call yourself a Yorozuya?<br />Gin: If you'll do any job, then you'll give me some pity, too, right? I'm counting on you to give me a company discount.<br />Shin: It's starting to look like we didn't get bigger, you got smaller, Gin-chan.<br />Kagu: Sure does, yes?<br />Handwritten: Ahhahhahhahhah<br />Hahhhahhahhah<br />Someone: Uh, no, seriously, did you get smaller?<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Gin: Hey, hey! If you don't quit it, I'm gonna kick the crap out of you with my long-ass Oguri Shun legs!<br />Shin: Forget Oguri Shun, more like Oguri Shrunk!<br />What's in the world happened to you...?!!<br />Gin: Uh... I might've gotten a little digested inside Sadaharu.<br />Shin: Digested?!<br />Gin: Did anything come out before I did? I feel like I dropped something important...<br />Shin: Ah!!! Well, what looks like two old men that just got out of a bath came out.<br />Gin: Hey, hey, what do you think you're doing, Gin-san Sepia? Gin-san Severe?<br />Shin: Sepia?! Severe?!<br />Gin: You know you're not supposed to just split off on your own like that. Together we're the Gin-Three (San), aren't we?<br />Shin: Split off?! You're originally all one?! So wait, is that what Gin-san means?! T/N: &quot;San&quot; as a polite suffix can also mean &quot;Three&quot;.<br />Gin: Hurry and come bacK! I need my long legs back!<br />Guys: I don't wanna!! Ta hell with going back to being those smelly legs!!<br />I've been wantin' to say this for a while now. But bare feet in boots? What are you, some kind of brute?!<br />SFX: GYAA GYAA GYAA GYAA (Chatter)<br />Shin: What the hell is with him?! Why is he setting up new plot points right at the final chapter?!<br />Kagu: !!<br />SFX: GYAAA GYAAA<br />Someone: Dammit, enemies...!!<br />SFX: WAAA<br />Kagu: Gin-chaaaaan!! You've gotta hurry!!<br />Shin: !!<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Sada: Gwoof.<br />Shin: We're back to square oooooone!!<br />Kagu: Pattsan, it looks like we are going to need to get Sakata Gintoki reassembled inside Sadaharu, yes?!!<br />Shin: We need to what?!!<br />Oh...<br />SFX: GAH<br />Someone: Fine, if that's what we gotta dooooo!!<br />SFX: BAH<br />SFX: BAKUN<br />Someone: Come back to uuuuus,<br />Sakata Gintoki~~~~!!<br />SFX: WAAA<br />SFX: DOFF<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Narr: ---That man<br />was far too rough to be called a Samurai.<br />But he also<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Narr: had eyes looking for too straight ahead to be called a hoodlum. <br />He was the same as ever,<br /><br />Page 30:<br />SFX: DO N<br />SFX: WAAAAAA<br />Zura: !<br />SFX: WAA<br />Guys: Yo.<br />What's the man who once stood at the pinnacle of the country as Prime Minister doing here alone?<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Kon: I dunno what happened, but it looks like you're back to being just a Joui patriot again.<br />How the mighty have fallen.<br />Zura: What about you?<br />You're still chasing after Joui Patriots around same as ever, and you ended up here?<br />That's pretty pathetic after we've finally reached this new era.<br />Kon: Say what you want,<br />we didn't fall here.<br />We came home.<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Kon: With them.<br />Guys: Guh.<br />SFX: DODOO<br />Someone: We'd finally gotten all the way up there, and now we gotta do it all over again?!<br />Gin-san! Where's Takasugi-san?!<br />I dunno! But for now, we gotta hurry!!<br />Someone: Oh, are you in a hurry?!<br />SFX: OOOO <br />SFX: DOH<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Hase: Where ya headin'?<br />If it's to the final boss,<br />I can get ya there cheap.<br />Go ahead, get in.<br />Gus: H-Hero Madao!!<br />Hata: Hasegawaaa!! What the hell do you think you're doing?! One minute you say you need to borrow the official car, and the next minute you...<br />Hase: Prince.<br />SFX: BIH<br />Hase: It's thanks to you that I went from being unemployed to being a hero,<br />but the title of hero doesn't come with a salary on its own, so I realized, I'm actually still unemployed.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Hase: So I'm dropping the hero thing.<br />I'm the same as you guys,<br />I'm doing things over again from here. What a coincidence, right?<br />Guys: You sure?<br />Someone: I said it before, didn' I? Anybody that throws themselves into temporary excitement ends up ruined.<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Someone: No need to worry.<br />I'm definitely doing things over,<br />SFX: GYAAAA DO DO DO<br />Hase: but there are some things that are different from before.<br />Right, Prince?<br />SFX: DON DON BAN BAN<br />SOmeone: Get in already, you shitty earthlings!!<br />SFX: GYURARARA<br /><br />Page 35:<br />SFX: DO KA<br />Someone: ----I see.<br />He's back, huh?<br />Honestly, that's one sight that really takes me back.<br />Maybe what we really wanted to see<br />wasn't the scenery of a new era,<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Guys: maybe it was that idiotic sight.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Someone: GYAAAA<br />SFX: DOOON GOGAAAA <br />Tae: You...<br />SFX: GOGA<br /><br />Page 38:<br />SFX: KARA KARA<br />SFX: GOFAA<br />SFX: GAKAH<br />SFX: DOAAA<br />SFX: ZUGAAAA<br />Someone: The Terminal has taken all it can take...<br />If any more Altana is sucked up, this Terminal's going to be blown away along with Edo!!<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: KAH GA<br />Tendou: ...Utsuro.<br />Will Edo's destruction<br />or your awakening happen first?<br />That vessel is already complete, yet...<br />you still wish for more power?<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Guy: Then<br />go ahead, devour everything.<br />SFX: GOOAA<br />Tendou: We<br />will sacrifice these bodies to become part of that power as well.<br />This is an appropriate place<br />for Utsuro, the emptiness that will erase everything, to alight.<br />SFX: CRCK<br /><br />Page 41:<br />SFX: GAKIIIN<br />Guy: You...<br />SFX: GI GI<br />Guy: Even now?!!<br />Do you want Utsuro to be revived even if it means turning Edo to ash?!!<br />SFX: GIIN GIIN GAAN<br />Guy: .........<br />Hand over the heart.<br />SFX: DOH<br />Guy: I've told you before.<br />SFX: SHAN<br />SFX: HIIIN<br /><br />Page 42:<br />SFX: CRCK CRCK<br />SFX: CRACK CRACK<br />Guy: Utsuro's revival<br />cannot be stopped.<br />SFX: BAKIIIN<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Zura: And none of you<br />can save him.<br />SFX: DOOON<br />Guys: KATSURAAAAA!!<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Guys: The only one who can save that person<br />is meeee!!<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 45:<br />SFX: DOOOON<br /><br />Page 46:<br />Katsu: You...!!<br />Hiji: I can't believe it...<br />You've been trying...<br />to destroy Utsuro's heart...?!<br />You want Utsuro's revival...<br />to be stopped...?!<br /><br />Page 47:<br />Utsu: Are you the one<br />who awakened me?<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Ten: ...Utsuro!<br />Do you not know? I am one that has accepted your blood.<br />I have sacrificed this body for your revival.<br />What is it you desire? Vengeance on humans? The demise of the world?<br />Whatever it may be, I shall follow your...<br />!!<br />SFX: MEKI MEKI<br />Utsu: I have only one wish.<br /><br />Page 48:<br />SFX: DOH JOAAAA<br />Utsu: To erase<br />me, Utsuro.<br /><br />Page 49:<br />Utsu: But before thatm<br />SFX: BASA<br />Utsu: it seems there is something I must do.<br />Taka: Like hell.<br />SFX: ZAH<br />Taka: All to save you,<br />SFX: ZUZU...<br />Taka: we met up with all these people we didn't really get along with<br />and crawled on our hands and knees to get here.<br />And you want to erase yourself?<br />Not gonna happen.<br /><br />Page 50:<br />Taka: Sensei,<br />Sensei... what?<br />Don't make<br />that sad face.<br />I... We...<br />are gonna protect you from whoever we have to.<br />So...<br />Let's go home... Sensei.<br />Along with them<br />to Shouka Sonjuku.<br />Insert: The moment that will determine all of their fates---!!<br />Bottom: ...Lesson 701<br />/ End<br />Right: The continuation is set to be in the 'Gintama App'!! For details, see the next page!!<br /><br />Page 51:<br />Grey Bar: The landmark Sci-fi humanity whatever period drama comedy<br />Big Text: 'Gintama' finally reaches its dignified end!! <br />Starburst: ...or not!!<br />White Text: ...So, you see, it didn't end with this issue. It's definitely still going. So here are the future plans and an apology.<br />Editor: I want to express my honest thanks for you buying these three consecutive issues of Jump Giga. The editor of this series is borrowing Gin-san's appearance to apologize about the 'not ending' situation. I realized when on standby for the first manuscript 'Ah, this can't be finished in three issues, can it?' It was right when I saw the six-page Dragonball parody. I laughed at the gag, but 'As long as I didn't have to take responsibility for this, I wouldn't mind somebody blowing me away with a Galick Gun.'<br />Right around when the first issue was going on sale, with it being a done deal that 'This text on the covers is clearly meant to connect to spell out 'owari' (the end)' I felt a kind of an 'inescapable despair'. But fortunately, I got a chance to spend 15 hours in the 'Hyperbolic Time Chamber' that is Sorachi-sensei's work studio while waiting for 2nd manuscript, in which time I had a chat with Sensei. The result was, in order to make allowing him to draw a proper conclusion to the story of 'Gintama' the top priority, we landed on 'distributing it through the app'. I hope you'll all stick with us to the very, very, very end.<br />SFX: GABAH<br />Right Box: The continuation of this story will be...<br />Big: in the Gintama app!!<br />Little Text: All further chapters will be distributed on this exhaustive app of 'Gintama'.<br />White Text: Planned to be completely free!!<br />Left: Be sure to download it!!<br />Gin: Um, I really am<br />sorry about all this.<br />Circles: What is the Gintama App...?<br />Big Bottom: A way to, mainly for free, enjoy manga, anime, and the novels any time!!<br />Left: ★Every chapter of the original 'Gintama' manga is available!!<br />★The 'Gintama' TV anime series is available as well!!<br />★The '3-Z Ginpachi Sensei' series and other novelizations are there, too!!<br />★Includes features to search for which chapters different characters appear in!!<br />Bubble: You get the free 'Silver Loan' manga and novels!!<br />The paid 'Gold Loan' version also lets you see the anime wherever you want!!<br />Right: Look for this icon!<br />Search for 'Gintama App'!!<br />Bottom Left: Recommended OS: iOS: 1.0 or higher. Android: 5.0 or higher<br />*Some devices may not be able to use the app.<br /><br />Page 52:<br />Top Black Text: General Election<br />Results Announcemeeeent!!!!<br />Left White: Commemmorating the final chapter (From when the series was in Weekly Shounen Jump)!<br />Small Black Text: Due to a number of circumstances, we've got lots of pages we can use, so we're showing tons of character illustrations and revealing all the votes!!<br />Starburst: The largest amount ever!!<br />Total number of submissions<br />41,142!!<br />Gin: 1st<br />Sakata Gintoki<br />7,059 Votes<br />Big Left Text: The original dead-eyed protagonist<br />Small Text: For the very last one, of course it had to be him!<br />Hiji: 2nd<br />Hijikata Toushirou<br />6,061 votes<br />Big Right: The demon mayo vice chief<br />Small: His popularity is as strong as ever! A sublime 2nd place!<br />Taka: 3rd<br />Takasugi Shinsuke<br />5,124 Votes<br />Big Left: The Sekakowa-type extremist Joui patriot<br />Small: A man whose ultimate fate is still yet to be determined...!<br /><br />Page 53:<br />Oki: 4th<br />Okita Sougo<br />3,149 Votes<br />The Prince from Planet Sadistic<br />He actually doesn't wear that eye mask too often.<br />Zura: 5th<br />Katsua Kotarou<br />3,005 Votes<br />It's not Zura<br />He's a former Prime Minister.<br />Zaki: 6th<br />Yamazaki Sagaru<br />2,383 Votes<br />The number one character of the background world<br />Could he possibly finally make it to the cover in the final volume?!<br />Kagu: 7th<br />2,356 Votes<br />Kagura<br />The first gero-ine in Jump History<br />The woman that made Hashimoto Kanna throw up!<br />Tsuku: 9th<br />1,341<br />Tsukuyo<br />The Shinigami Tayuu<br />getting full marks in phys-ed<br />Far and away the top ranking female character (after the gero-ine)!!<br />Sasa: 10th<br />Sasaki Isaburou<br />1,336<br />The monster of three heavens (And phone addict)<br />He's made an incredible jump in the rankings, lol!<br />Obo: 11th<br />664 Votes<br />Oboro<br />The strongest swordsman in the series, and member of the Yatagarasu<br />The 1st disciple of Shouka Sonjuku has ranked up one from last time!<br /><br />Page 54:<br />Sa: 12th<br />Sarutobi Ayame<br />661 votes<br />The total masochist and stalker<br />Wiping away her past losses to pandemonium!!<br />Kon: 13th<br />Kondou Isao<br />573 Votes<br />The indecently exposed &amp; gorilla stalker<br />He must be glad Otae-san is next.<br />Tae: 14th<br />Shimura Tae<br />539 Votes<br />The bodyguard and cabaret club girl<br />After this she annihilated the gorilla<br />Kamu: 15th<br />513 Votes<br />Kamui<br />The Thunder Lance of Harusame (The man with three complexes)<br />For the last one he got a pretty tough rank down!!<br />Sora: 16th<br />Sorachi Hideaki<br />383 Votes<br />The Gorilla author<br />Please get to the end before you become steamed cheese bread!<br />Mitsu: 17th<br />Okita Mitsuba<br />The taste-destroying ephemeral Yamato Nadeshiko<br />She made an incredible impression for how few chapters she was in! And she got a cover!!<br />Bansai: 18th<br />Kawakami Bansai<br />355 Votes<br />He's got a pretty unique look<br />Number 2 of the Kiheitai, living up to his reputation!!<br />Itou: 19th<br />Itou Kamotarou<br />328 Votes<br />The sorrowful prodigy<br />The other protagonist of one of the best stories in Gintama!!<br /><br />Page 55:<br />Nobu: 20th<br />Imai Nobume/Mukuro<br />324 Votes<br />One of the Naraku Three whose life was saved by a pon-de-ling<br />Spoilers for those that aren't caught up<br />Saka: 21st<br />Sakamoto Tatsuma<br />317 Votes<br />Loud man<br />A regular of the OPs and EDs<br />Sho: 22nd<br />Yoshida Shouyou<br />305 Votes<br />The Final Boss Sensei<br />What will happen to this great master...?!<br />Eli: 23rd<br />Elizabeth<br />237<br />The king of mascots<br />Has lots of goods. Must be tough for the director!<br />Sada: 24th<br />Sadaharu<br />209 Votes<br />The original mascot<br />As of this issue, he's finally back!!<br />Kyu: 25th<br />Yagyuu Kyuubei<br />147 Votes<br />Yuri or not yuri?!<br />The 2-years-later short haircut looks great!!<br />Mata: 26th<br />Kijima Matako<br />138 Votes<br />The red bullet with the exposed midriff<br />The lone woman of the Kiheitai!!<br />Sai: 27th<br />Saitou Shimaru<br />121 Votes<br />The young af-ro <br />ZZZZZZZZZZ<br /><br />Page 56:<br />28th<br />Tokugawa Soyo<br />117 Votes<br />The natural sadist princess<br />The biggest rise in rank for the girls!!<br />Utus: 29th<br />Utsuro<br />111 Votes<br />The actual god of death<br />What is happening to the being known as Utsuro?!<br />Mutsu: 30th<br />103 Votes<br />Mutsu<br />The wicked-tongued razor adjutant<br />The 2nd gero-ine!!<br />Flower: Extra: The top rankings of past popularity polls<br />Top Middle Box: #1<br />1st: Sakata Gintoki<br />2nd: Okita Sougo<br />3rd: Hijikata Toushirou<br />4th: Takasugi Shinsuke<br />5th: Yamazaki Sagaru<br />Top Right Box: #2<br />1st: Sakata Gintoki<br />2nd: Okita Sougo<br />3rd: Hijikata Toushirou<br />4th: Takasugi Shinsuke<br />5th: Katsura Kotarou<br />Bottom Left Box: #3<br />1st: Sakata Gintoki<br />2nd: Hijikata Toushirou<br />3rd: Kamui<br />4th Okita Sougo<br />5th: Takasugi Shinsuke<br />Bottom Center Box: #4<br />1st: Sakata Gintoki<br />2nd: Hijikata Toushirou<br />3rd: Okita Sougo<br />4th Takasugi Shinsuke<br />5th: Katsura Kotarou<br />Bottom Right Box: #5<br />1st: Sakata Gintoki<br />2nd: Hijikata Toushirou<br />3rd: Okita Sougo<br />4th Takasugi Shinsuke<br />5th: Kagura<br />Big Banner text: There's no room for character portraits, but here is everyone 31st and beyond!!<br />Small Right: *Characters of the same rank are in no particular order. <br />Top Row: 31st (101 Votes) Abuto<br />32nd (95 Votes) Okada Nizou<br />33rd (81 Votes) Hasegawa Taizou<br />34th (50 Votes) Justaway<br />35th (44 Votes) Otose<br />36th (43 Votes) Takechi Henpeita<br />37th (42 Votes) Tokugawa Shigeshige<br />38th (39 Votes) Tama<br />39th (37 Votes) Hattori Zenzou<br />40th (31 Votes) Kouka, Nagasawa Masami <br />42nd (28 Votes) Ikeda Yaemon<br />43rd (24 Votes) Doromizu Jirouchou<br />44th (23 Votes) Nishiki Ikumatsu, Dozaemon<br />46th (21 Votes) Balmunk Fezarion<br />47th (20 Votes) Isaac Schneider<br />48th (18 Votes) Terakado Tsuu<br />49th (16 Votes) Itou Takahisa<br />50th (15 Votes) Hedoro<br />51st (14 Votes) Leukocyte King<br />52nd (13 Votes) Prince Hata, Kurokono Tasuke<br />56th (12 Votes) SHachi, Tokugawa Nobunobu, Shiroyasha<br />59th (11 Votes) Umibouzu, Matsuhira Katakuriko, Hiraga Gengai, Doromizu Pirako / Chin Pirako<br />63rd (10 Votes) Ketsuno Seimei, Bichigusomaru, Momochi Rappa, Takatin, Doumoto Tsuyoshi, Yoshizawa Ryou<br />69th (8 Votes) Sakata Kintoki, Fakersugi Shinsuke, Shoukaku, Obi Hajime, Seita, Toujou Ayumu, Nakamura Kyoujirou<br />76th (7 Votes) Tosshi, Harada Unosuke<br />78th (6 Votes) Catherine, Kurgoma Katsuo, Gedoumaru, Yamazaki Sagako, Akechi Mitsuhide, Sugita Tomokazu<br />Bottom Row: 84th (5 Votes) Kada, Housen, Terada Tatsugorou, Shijaku, Kotetsu Z-II, the first editor Oonishi Kouhei, Chiba Prefecture's Y-san, Ultimate Lifeform, AYAMO<br />93rd (4 Votes) Shinpachi's Glasses, Kanna, Hinowa, Sasaki Tetsunosuke, Kanshichirou, Musashi-like Person, Kozenigata Heiji, Mob Cop, Ebina-san, The Neo Armstrong Sakron Jet Armstrong Cannon, Masu Taichi Ana<br />104th (3 Votes) Sakata Ginko, Paako, Tsukuo, Agomi/Azumi, Ane, Yagyuu Binokusai, Lake Toya Hermit, Queen Bubbles, Enshou, Hijikata Tamegorou, Ketsuno Crystel, Mokichi, Last of Mohican Living of the Dead McGuffin, All-Purpose Oni-Shaped Decisive Weapon Hevandorogon, Hijikata-san's Mayonnaise, Former editor Saitou-san, Momoshiro Chiyoko, Suda Masaki, Hashimoto Kanna, Satou Jirou, Ishida Akira<br />125th (2 Votes) Kintarou, Murata Tetsuko, Komako, Paku Yasha, Hasegawa Hatsu, Toboso, Mone, Otohime, Okita Souko, Hanano Saki, Beri Kuzunosuke, Sakito, Oiwa-san, Kirara, Guardian Spirit Aslaman, Death Cancer, Jiraia, Honjou Kyoushirou, Guile User Iwai, Ochi-san, Saigou Tokumori, Shinohara Shinnoshin, Cyber Angel Blu-rayko, Ginjirou, Prince Hata's caretaker (Nes), Puppy, the sea alien that shows up in Lesson 32, The Santa from volume 12, Patriot, Gura-san, Sakata Ginpachi, Captain Dragon, Shinohara Kenta-sensei, Okada Masaki, Miura Haruma, Kubota Masataka, Katsuji Ryou, Yuusuke Fujisaki/Bossun <br /><br />銀魂の<br /><br />Page 57:<br />Top Row: 163rd (1 Vote) Makoto-chan, Akurogi Musai, Batou, Mountain Killer, Planet Chatoranian, Hijikata Xko, Kondou Goriko, Kitaooji Daigorou's Temple School Homeroom Teacher, Kitaooji Satsuki (Daigorou's Mother), Matsuko, Elder, Takaya Hachibei, Pachiko, Anpan, Taysumi, Former Pro Boxer Iwamatsu, Kuzunoha, Jinpachi, Tenchi-sensei, Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shuuki, Unkei Kaikei, Oryou-chan, Zenzou's Father, Minami Nao Robot, Col*nel S*nders, Upheaval Arc Cat, Steamed Cheese Bread, Prince Enshou's Wife, the Earth Defence Base Girl, No.307, Oguri Shunnosuke, Kamenashi, Shirino Douman, Enmi, Nine Dragon Prince Dragonia, Fumiko, Haji, Gin-san's Bokutou, Gin-san's Goggles, Meru-chan, Mayorin, Matsuhira Kuriko, Masked Gokibuleader Black RX, Kagura Kani Zousui Laputa, Megine-san, Barara Crocodile, Member No. 49, the Shinsengumi's Bandana Captain, Tanaka Kahei, Izumi, Michuko, Sazaharu, Shishimaru, Old Man with Escargot on his Head, Kintarou's Uncle, Murata Jintetsu, the mole parent and child that seem to live at the driver's license training place (Especially the daughter), Ginta-san, Kishimojin Haruna, Chamousuke, Super Earthling Girl, Narei-san, Chinpou-san, Guardian Spirit Do-S Sadist, Ben, Planet Zunboran, Kagemaru, Muramasha, Bakaizer, Ungyou, Hanako, Kanemaru-kun, Kobayashi, <br />Bottom Row: Machine wearing glasses, Fake Battousai, Donald Trump, Kaumi's ahoge, Houichi Hamuko (Nobleman), Tamo-san, Box Driver, Teacher, Kai, the Anpan that set off Yamazaki, Guardian Spirit Corolla, Kiku-ichimonji RX-7, Instructor, Ujikintoki-don, Old Lady from the Fixed Meal Shop, Usui Kazuyoshi, Onizuka Hime, Agata Soujirou, Karasuma Tadaomi, Korosensei, Shiota Nagisa, Akabane Karma, Saiki Kusuo, Kaidou Shun, Teruhashi Kokomi, Aiura Mikoto, Furuhashi-san, Maetel, Fuka Jirou (Gun Gale), generations of Jump editors, Former Editor Manabe Ren, Editor Isaka-san, Akimoto Osamu-sensei, Katagishi Sukejin, Everyone at the Gintama Anime staff, Nakamura Yuuichi, B'z, Kusano Masamune, DOES, BLUE ENCOUNT, Fukuda Yuichi, Oguri Shun, Miyata Toshiya, Ikewaki Chizuru, Saitou Asuka (Nogizaka46), Zakiyama-san, No. 502<br />White Text: To everyone who passionately voted in as well as everyone who sent in joke votes,<br />thank you for sticking around to the very end!!<br />Big Bottom Text: Thank you so much for the most votes ever!!<br />698 chosen from those that submitted votes will be chosen at random to receive a free gift clear file of the Weekly Jump Final Chapter center color and this issue's opening color!!<br />Bottom Small: *The winners will be notified.<br /><br />Page 58:<br />Big Text: Commemorating the completion of Gintama!!<br />Bubble: Near<br />Middle Text: Congratulations from folks related to the series [Congratulations crossed out]<br />Over Congratulations: (Rebukes)<br />Comment collection!!<br />Small Right Text: With Gintama's departure approaching, we've received autograph cards from lots of different people involved with Gintama! Sorachi-san, please make sure you read these!<br />Rectangle: Voice Actor who plays Sakata Gintoki in the 'Gintama' TV Anime<br />Sugita Tomokazu-sama<br />Middle Text: Invisible ink<br />Bottom: Gintoki<br /><br />Page 59:<br />Top Right Rectangle: Voice Actor who plays Shimura Shinpachi in the 'Gintama' TV Anime<br />Sakaguchi Daisuke-sama<br />Card Top: Get to it!<br />Bottom: Shinpachi.<br />Bottom Rectangle: Voice Actress who plays Kagura in the 'Gintama' TV Anime<br />Kugimiya Rie-sama<br />Card Top: Soracchimiii<br />You can do iiit!!<br />Bottom: Kagura<br /><br />Page 60:<br />Top Left: Director of the 'Gintama' anime<br />Fujita Youichi-sama<br />Card: Sorachi-san, where are you gonna be serialized after GIGA? Is it GORAKU?<br />Middle Box: Director of the 'Gintama' anime<br />Miyawaki Chizuru-sama<br />Box: I think my family is going to go before my grandpa<br />Bottom Left Rectangle: Bandai Namco Producer for the Gintama 'Anime'<br />Higuchi Hiromitsu-sama<br />Card: Sorachi-sensei,<br />I hope you'll take a long listen to what I have to say,<br />want to get some food together?<br /><br />Page 61:<br />Top Rectangle: Helped in plate-making and printing of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Everyone at Kyodo Printing Co., Ltd.<br />[I'm just skipping this]<br />Left Middle Box: The editor for the 'Gintama' manga volumes<br />Shoukigaku Co., Ltd.<br />Fujiwara Kazushige-sama<br />Right Card: To Sorachi-sensei<br />You really did it now, Gorilla<br />Happy to be working with you on Volume 77, too<br />Bottom Right Box: Weekly Shounen Jump Editor-in-Chief<br />Nakano Hiroyuki<br />Card: Hey... Sensei! Senseeei!!<br />Senseeeeeeeei?!<br />I'm going to have to apologize to a whole bunch of people again...<br />BUT! We'll work this out somehow, [&quot;But&quot; in a starburst]<br />so let's make this the final ending!!<br />Jump Editor in Chief<br />Bubble: MADAO-waranai?! (It's still not over?!)<br /><br />Page 62:<br />Top Left Box: The 2nd editor of 'Gintama'<br />Saitou Yuu<br />Oonishi Kouhei<br />Card Small Text: I knew from the beginning it'd end up like this<br />Card Big Text: Sorachi-sensei, well done on all your hard work!! Let's have a meeting on March 3rd!! At Winzer Hotel Toya!!<br />Card Bottom: 2nd Editor <br />Middle Box: First Editor of 'Gintama'<br />[His card is the top right one. It's too small so I'm just skipping this]<br />Left Rectangle: The 4th and 6th editor of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Honda Hiroyuki<br />[I'm skipping this card]<br />Bottom Right Rectangle: The 3rd editor of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Nakasaki Atsuhi<br />[I'm skipping this card]<br /><br />Page 63:<br />Top Left Rectangle: The 7th editor of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Naitou Takuma<br />Card: You're totally planning on making a brilliant comeback with Gintama 2 in the main magazine later, aren't you? You really know how to pretend like the best of them, Sorachi-san! <br />7th Editor<br />Right Middle Rectangle: The 5th editor of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Matsuo Osamu<br />Middle Left: The 9th editor of the 'Gintama' manga <br />Isaka Takeru<br />Bottom Left Box: I couldn't write a comment in time because I was picking up the manuscript.<br />Bottom Right: The 8th editor of the 'Gintama' manga<br />Manabe Ren<br />Bottom: Everyone, thank you so much for your comments!!!!<br /><br />Page 64:<br />Gin: bi<br />Middle Text: We're so sorry we couldn't end it. [&quot;couldn't end it&quot; big.]<br />Bottom: *We couldn't get this done in time for the printing schedule, but this is the correct cover design for this issue. Our humblest apologies.<br />T/N: This cover makes the three bubbles Gin says read &quot;o-wa-bi&quot; meaning &quot;apology&quot;, rather than &quot;o-wa-ri&quot; meaning &quot;end&quot;.<br /><br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43981</id>
        <title>Translation: Gintama 700</title>
        <updated>2019-01-25T05:42:36+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Gintama 700 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />For real this time<br />We're<br />Heading<br />to the<br />End?!<br />Gin: Wa<br />Center: Running 3 issues in a row<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Top Left: ☆The 2nd chapter in Giga!! For the climax of the climactic battle, enjoy this special illustration color page and a 52 page chapter!!<br />Author: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Title: Lesson 700<br />Steel Heart<br />Gin: Hm. He really brought out my handsome-dude side!<br />Shin: C'mon, this looks nothing like you! He even has a racket!! They made him way tooooo cool!!!<br />Middle Insert: 'Shin Prince of Tennis' author Konomi Takeshi-sensei has drawn... Gin-saaaaan?!<br />Starburst: Win special crossover goods featuring this artwork!! Check the next page!!<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Insert: After traveling around the universe, Kagura reached a certain place...<br />Guy: He's certainly not dead, this one.<br />But nor is he alive.<br />He exists in between the two.<br />Over the course of a fierce battle, this fellow was unable to maintain his existence in this world.<br />It seems to me that he sealed himself in here in order to keep his body connected to this world.<br />Though I cannot say I know when those wounds will heal.<br />It's honestly my first time ever seeing an inugami in this state.<br />But an inugami<br />is a keeper of the Dragon Veins that act as the source of a planet's life.<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Guy: As long as a planet's life has not run dry, this fellow may very well return as that keeper.<br />So perhaps it would be best to simply let him rest quietly for now.<br />Your friend fought hard.<br />Maybe the best thing you can do is defend the planet he fought so hard to protect in his place?<br />It would be quite the pity<br />if this fellow's home is gone when he wakes up, wouldn't you say?<br />Somoene: .....-n<br />...chan!!!<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Shin: Kagura-chan!<br />What're you waiting for?! C'mon, this way!<br />SFX: GOSO<br />Somone: Dammit...<br />Did Gintoki and the other already make their way to the enemy mother ship?!<br />We keep cutting these enemies down, but there's no end to them!<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Guys: They keep seeping up out of the cracks one after another!<br />And in the meantime, they're still constantly sucking up the Earth's Altana!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Kon: Keep pressing forward! Don't stop for anything!<br />Put all your focus on moving forward!<br />Kagu: ----Sadaharu,<br />even without you,<br />I promise we will protect this place.<br />Nobume: What're you doing? Did you not hear the orders from your chief?<br />SFX: ZA ZAH<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Nobume: Keep moving.<br />I'll take take care of things here.<br />I do not plan on allowing the police force that I took over form Isaburou<br />to end here.<br />Guys: Geez.<br />If the director of police is going to personally hold off the enemy, then I don't think this director of police is going to last too long either.<br />So you'll have to excuse me, Chief.<br />SFX: KACHIH (CLICK)<br />SFX: DOKAAA<br />Zaki: We'll be ignoring<br />both the chief and director's orders.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Zaki: It looks like we've got this whole business in front of us now.<br />You all, go right ahead.<br />We'll be behind you later. That's a promise.<br />And she'll be with us.<br />This time, both the Chief and the Director are going to stay live.<br />Someone: Just outright disregarding a superior's orders?<br />I can't believe this organization...<br />All right, we're all going back together.<br />And when we do, I'm slashing your salaries.<br />Guys: ---We promise<br />we'll protect the home for you to return to.<br />So...<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Kagura: Please...<br />Please...<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Gin: Takasugiiiiii!!<br /><br />Page 11:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Utsuro: It's over.<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Guy: Disciples of Shouyou,<br />you cannot stop the revival of Utsuro.<br />You cannot save Shouyou.<br />SFX: DOH<br />Guy: Everything <br />is decided by Utsuro.<br />It is fate.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />SFX: DOGOO<br />SFX: DOU ZAZAA<br /><br />Page 15:<br />SFX: GIIN GAKIIN GIIN GAIN<br />SF:X DOGOOO<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Guy: Did you see it?<br />The Utsuro inside me?<br />SFX: DOH ZAN<br />SFX: DOSHAAA<br />Guy: Then you should understand.<br />The likes of you cannot defeat me.<br />SFX: SHUUUU<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Guys: Utsuro fell to ruin by your hands once before.<br />But the elements of him had even before then<br />lived on inside us who inherited his blood.<br />And they guided us here.<br />Do you understand?<br />We are a part of Utsuro.<br />The revival of Utsuro,<br />the destruction of you that resist him,<br />all of it was established by Utsuro.<br />It is your inescapable<br />fate.<br /><br />Page 18:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: GA KII<br />SFX: ZAZAA<br />SFX: BIKIH<br />Guy: I see.<br />SFX: ZAH<br />Guy: And just what do you tryin' to do exactly?<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Taka: Is me, somebody who nobody'd miss if they died, standing here like this<br />all thanks to Utsuro's guidance, too?<br />Gin: Takasugi!<br />Taka: I don't think so.<br />I... we aren't here because of anyone.<br />We're standing here by our own wills.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Taka: What's flowing through this nearly-rotted body<br />in order to stamp out<br />every last one of you <br />ain't Utsuro's immortal blood.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Taka: It's the steel teachings of Shouka Sonjuku<br /><br />Page 23:<br />left behind by our master and senior disciple<br />to keep getting up no matter how many times we fall.<br />We've clashed with and duked it out with all sorts of people and ended up pretty bent and twisted along the way,<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Taka: but that steel is unmistakably still here,<br />never rusting, never bending.<br />That blade is here in our souls.<br />SFX: DOH<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: DO DOOON<br />SFX: ZAZAZA<br />Katsu: We're taking this back.<br />And our master, too.<br />Someone: Is this destiny as well?<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Guys: ZURAAAA!!<br />Looks like this is as far as we're gonna be able to escort ya!<br />SFX: GAKIIIN GIIIN<br />Hiji: Leave Katsura to us.<br />Catching idiot Patriots like him is our job.<br />Kon: Your guy is close... get goin'.<br />Get too careless and he's gonna slip away from you again!<br />Oki: You get it, right? This is the last time in this life that we're gonna help you guys.<br />The next time we meet...<br />Guys: ...Yeah. We'll make sure to hurl abuse at you<br />along with that guy.<br />So please let me say this for the last time in this life,<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Guys: thank you.<br />SFX: GAKII<br />Gin: This guy...<br />Utsuro's swordsmanship...<br />These guys are really...<br />SFX: GIIIN<br />SFX: GIGI<br />Guy: So you've accepted Utsuro's blood,<br />yet you resist it as well?<br />Actually it seems that that blood, too, is starting to wilt.<br />Just how long will that half-connected neck hold out?<br /><br />Page 28:<br />SFX: GOFAA<br />SFX: DODOO<br />SFX: DOU<br />SFX: GAPAA<br />SFX: DOH<br />SFX: HIIN<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: DO N<br />SFX: BUSHIII<br />SFX: DOKAKAK<br />SFX: DOSHAAAA<br />Gin: ...Hey.<br />These guys...<br />Taka: Yeah.<br />Just how the hell many Senseis do we need to cut down?<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Guys: We are immortals that have undertaken an ample amount of Utsuro's blood.<br />What's more, we are able to draw power from Utsuro's blood.<br />Killing us is no simple task.<br />Taka: Can you see it?<br />We'll use the core that's on the verge of going berserk thanks to them.<br />They may regenerate no matter how much damage they take, but the high energy levels in there can even make that immortal blood go up in smoke.<br />Meaning if we use that Altana, we can wipe them out along with that blood.<br />What we need to go for is a level where we can get close to the core.<br />We'll have to bring them there with us, but...<br />we have immortals on our side, too.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Taka: Use me.<br />I dunno how long I'll be able to hold out, but I can at least act as a shield.<br />Gin: You...<br />Taka: Looks like it might've been worth it, getting this screwed up body.<br />Ready?<br />SFX: DOH<br />SFX: GASHAN<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Guys: Have they gone mad?!<br />Or do they actually think they can escape...?<br />SFX: DO DOH<br /><br />Page 33:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 34:<br />SFX: DOOOON<br />SFX: DODOOON<br />SFX: OOOO<br /><br />Page 35:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: DON<br />SFX: GOFAAA<br />Guy: It's useless.<br />The Utsuro within us cannot be extinguished with such things.<br /><br />Page 36:<br />SFX: ZAZA<br />Guy: With that dried up blood of yours,<br />you cannot keep up with our regeneration.<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Guy: We'll drain all of that blood<br />and see that you rot away completely.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Taka: I see.<br />Then I guess that means...<br />it's a race to see whose blood runs dry first.<br />Your Utsuro blood, or my Shouyou blood?<br />SFX: GAH<br />Guys: ............!!<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Someone: GO!<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: GAGOOOO <br />SFX: GOFUU<br />SFX: GOU<br /><br />Page 40:<br />SFX: GAKAH<br />SFX: KAH<br />Guys: What's happening?!!<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Guys: Guh!!<br />Did they have to show up now?!!<br />Sister!!<br />SFX: GAKIII<br />Kagu: Shinpachiii!!<br />Shin: Kagura-chan!<br />Kagura-chaaaaan!!<br /><br />Page 41:<br />SFX: KAH<br />Guys: Guh, let go...!!<br />SFX: MEKI MEKI<br />Guys: Gah...!!<br />GAAAAAAH!!<br />SFX: SZZZZZ<br />Taka: Just a little more.<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Taka: Just a little more should do it.<br />Sensei,<br />senior disciple.<br />Lend me your strength.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Guy: You bastard.<br />You intend to wipe yourself out along with us?!<br />SFX: MEKI MEKI<br />SFX: ZUH<br />Guy: Death-dodging bastard!<br />I'll gouge out your heart and spill out the rest of that blood first!!<br />SFX: BUKUH<br />SFX: ZUH<br />Guy: !!<br />SFX: DO SHI<br />Taka: Take it.<br />But your heart will get skewered, too.<br />SFX: GOFUH<br />Taka: I didn't plan on<br />using all the rest of this blood at a place like this, but...<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Taka: if this will get us there,<br />then it's not so bad.<br />I wonder if the thing that made me start thinking in this way that's so unlike me<br />was your blood?<br />Or maybe...<br />...No.<br />That's <br />not so bad, either.<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Taka: Ginto-<br /><br />Page 46:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 47:<br />[No text]<br /><br />Page 48:<br />Guy: Foolish.<br />You couldn't take your comrade sacrificing himself,<br />so you actually let your chance to defeat us<br />slip away?<br />You will not have another such a chance.<br />There will not<br />be another miracle for you.<br />Now rot away in a pit of despair!<br /><br />Page 49:<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 50:<br />Both: GIN-SAAAAAAAAAN!!<br />-CHAAAAAAAAN!! [The &quot;san&quot; and &quot;chan&quot; are next to each other under the &quot;GIN&quot;]<br />Gin: Hey.<br /><br />Page 51:<br />Gin: You don't need to yell,<br />I can hear ya.<br />I always could.<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 52:<br />SFX: DOKAAA<br />SFX: GOFAAA<br />SFX: GAAA<br />SFX: JAKIN<br />Guy: Y-You bastaaaaard!!<br />SFX: GAGAGAGAGAGA<br />SFX: KAH<br /><br />Page 53:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Kagu: Gin-chaaaaaan!!<br />UAAH!!<br />SFX: GOAA<br />Kagu: Sadaharuuu!!<br />Bottom: ...Lesson 700<br />/ End<br />Insert: The other member of the Yorozuya has spilled out---!!</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43974</id>
        <title>Translation: Gintama 699</title>
        <updated>2018-12-28T09:25:46+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Gintama 699 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Right: For real this time<br />we're <br />heading <br />to the <br />end!<br />Gin: Oh!<br />Smasll red: With the opening color pages, and it's 53 pages long!<br />MIddle: Running 3 issues in a row<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Big Red Text: It's back!!<br />Just barely making in under the deadline!!<br />The off-the-charts<br />crazy<br />manga!!<br />Purple Right: ☆Thanks for the great fanfare for the Silver Soul Arc!! And now, we head for the end...! For the return, here's some opening color pages and a special expanded 53-page chapter!!<br />Bottom Blue: Sorachi Hideaki<br />Red: Lesson 699 Sakata Gintoki and his Comrades<br />Bottom Left Blue: Hurry to the next page for the manga!!<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Insert: What the hell is going on...?!<br />Narration: Summary up to this point<br />A universe-scale war intended to bring an end to everything<br />was created by the immortal majin<br />Utsuro.<br />But by the power of the Yorozuya and their comrades,<br />he disappeared into the swirling Dragon Veins.<br />But as Utsuro was a being born from those Dragon Veins, an element of him lived on<br />deep underground inside the Dragon Veins.<br />Two years later, his body was successfully reconstructed<br />and he revived out of a remote Dragon Hole.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Narr: Having predicted that Utsuro would be revived, Gintoki had set out on a journey. And along the way he encountered it...<br />But as he still did not know just what this baby was, he could not bring himself to lay a hand on it.<br />Though also searching for Utsuro <br />was a group lead by the remnants of the Tendoushuu,<br />a religious group called the 'Seibouists', who took Utsuro from him.<br />They needed Utsuro himself in order to manipulate Utsuro's blood in order to create a perfect form of 'immortality'.<br />But just before he fell into their clutches, a personality that seemed very much like that of 'Yoshida Shouyou' was discovered to be dwelling within Utsuro's body.<br />He entrusted his own heart to Gintoki in order to prevent the Seibouists from obtaining 'perfect immortality'.<br />The master entrusted his disciple with his wish<br />that his 'immortality' would no longer be misused and that no further monsters like him would be created.<br />But that wish nearly started another meaningless, foolish war.<br />Having obtained Utsuro's incomplete body, the Seibouists started targeting the Earth's Altana in order to fully revive him.<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Narr: Takasugi and Katsura, who were acting undercover to track the movements of the Seibouists, met up with Gintoki<br />and in order to grant their master's wish,<br />and in order to save their master,<br />decided to take Utsuro back.<br />They made their way into the the Seibouists as they advanced, seeking the Earth's Altana<br />to the location of the final battle, the Terminal.<br />Will Gintoki and the others be able to save their master?<br />Will the Z Fighters be able to grasp the future?<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Zura: How about I just pound the sumamry into your heaaaad?!!<br />Handwritten: Wolf Fang Fist!<br />Zura: The art style's changed too much! This looks like a summary for an entirely different manga!! Honestly, this looks like a Dragonball fan comic!!<br />What in the world happened when we moved from Jump to Giga?!!<br />Gin: Dregen Bale? What're you talking about, Ketsura?<br />Zura: It's not Ketsura, it's Katsura!!<br />'Ol Sorachi's finally gotten serious.<br />After he was released from the weekly publication, he finally managed to put some real power into his drawings. This is his true artistry power.<br />Zura: All he's doing is drawing with a Dragonball in his left hand!!<br />And anyhow, why am I Yamcha while this guy is Vegeta?! Why do I get saddled with the loser role?!<br />Taka: This is ridiculous. I'm not sticking around with you.<br />Zura: Mugh! I hate to admit it, but you're the spitting image of him, aren't you? When did you master the widow's peak?<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Gin: You guys just don't get it.<br />We've gone beyond the final chapter. We've gone beyond jump. And now we've finally made it here.<br />To a place with none of those eyesore pirate senpais<br />and no more cheeky kouhais either,<br />this new holy land of Jump Giga!<br />And now, the world is within our grasp. <br />Here, we can become legends!<br />SFX: BIRI BIRI (SPARK SPARK)<br />Gin: Whadda ya say we show those newbies with their shit sales<br />just what power we've got?!<br />With this GIGA's<br />SFX: DOH<br />Gin: Akira Toriyama power!<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Gin: Well, Shouyou, looks like somehow or another it worked out.<br />Shou: Yeah!!<br />Gin: No matter what anybody says, somehow or another it worked out.<br />Didn' iiiiiiiit?!!<br />Narr: And this is as far as we can show you of the grand adventure of Gintoki and his comrades. They'll probably get into all sorts of trouble from here, but I'm sure they'll be able to overcome it all as well. It'll be okay. They have the Silver Balls after all...!!<br />Taka: What the hell are the Silver Balls?<br />Handwritten: Galick Gun<br />Taka: Are they balls that grant wishes? Or is it that empty ball that sits on top of your neck?<br />Well if there are some handy balls like that around,<br />then there's no reason for you or me to thrash around a place like this.<br />But... Let me show my thanks.<br />SFX: ZAH<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Taka: Thanks to that, we were able<br />to make it here<br />on our own power.<br />We took quite the detour,<br />but without anyone else's help,<br />with purely our own hands,<br />we'll be able to take that person back...<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Taka: With the very same hands he was taken from,<br />we will take him back.<br />That's how we, the disciples of Shouyou,<br />do business.<br />GUys: Fi-<br />SFX: KORO KORO (ROLL)<br /><br />Page 12:<br />SFX: DOOOON<br />Guys: Y-You fieeends!!<br />SFX: ZUGAGAGA<br /><br />Page 13:<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: GAGAGA WAA<br />Guys: Eliminate them!!<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Guys: Any heretic that interferes in our god-channeling ceremony...<br />shall feel our wrath!!<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Zura: God-channeling?<br />Sounds like something a bunch of folks swarming to an immortality bargain sale would say.<br />Look, their ship has fallen,<br />but it's still sucking up the Earths Altana through the Terminal's core.<br />It's a vile sight not unlike that of a blood-sucking leech.<br />With that massive amount of energy,<br />you could even revive an incomplete god without a heart.<br />If you could gain control over such a power, the idea of a world where everyone lives for all eternity would not be a dream.<br />...Or at least that's what they seem to be saying.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Zura: Honestly, I'm surprised that there are so many people that would go through such lengths<br />to extend their lives.<br />SFX: GA GA GA GA<br />Guys: Do only those that live lives of little consequence try to extend them?<br />I've had plenty.<br />Sadness, happiness,<br />I'm satisfied with this life.<br />If I can overcome<br />this final trial with you two,<br />SFX: DOU<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Taka: If these lives end here,<br />I'll have no regrets!<br />Heh.<br />Even now, I'm not sure<br />if those meetings brought more sadness<br />or joy,<br />But if there's one thing we can say for sure...<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Taka: no matter how long I live from here,<br />there's no chance I'll ever meet guys like that again.<br />SFX: DOOO<br />SFX: DOON DOON DOOO<br />GUys: We may hate each other<br />and try to kill each other,<br />SFX: GOPAA<br />SFX: GOGOO<br />Someone: but still,<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Someone: they're bonds we can't sever.<br />Being swung around by such rotten bonds...<br />by such a bunch of idiots...<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Guys: is something I wanna limit to this life!!<br />SFX: DO DOH<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Guys: Owww...<br />Gin: Is that so?<br />Too bad for you though,<br />you two can't die yet.<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Gin: 'Cause I won't let you.<br />I understand how they feel.<br />I don't want to die yet.<br />I want to keep living a lot longer.<br />Cause both the idiot master that put his disciples through all this,<br />and the idiot fellow disciples that tossed me around,<br />I still<br />have to beat the crap out of a whole lot more.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Someone: You know,<br />I have things I want to say to Sensei, too.<br />Taka: I've got a ton, myself.<br />I wonder how much beating I'd need to do before I'd feel satisfied?<br />...........<br />I think...<br />even an eternity wouldn't be enough.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Someone: ----Sensei,<br />if you were here right now, what would you say?<br />You entrusted us, your disciples,<br />with all sorts of your wishes,<br />but<br />the thing you really wished for<br />has already long since been...<br /><br />Page 23:<br />SFX: GOU<br />SFX: GAH<br />Someone: JUUUUUMP!!<br />SFX: DOGAAA<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Someone: Zura!!<br />!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: WAAAAA<br />Zura: Geez,<br />I never knew how popular Sensei was.<br />From this side, too.<br />Even if we had a whole slew of lives, would that not be enough to make it though?<br />Taka: No, three should be plenty.<br />Though if one of them exits here, I can't be so sure.<br />Zura: Is that supposed to be<br />encouragement?<br />Taka: If that's what it sounded like, then maybe making an exit would be a good idea.<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: DOON<br />SFX: GOON<br />Guys: !!<br />That was...<br />No way...<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Someone: This is an message to the group that is occupying the Terminal.<br />SFX: OOOOOO<br />Matsu: You are surrounded.<br />Stop resisting and abandon your weapons immediately.<br />If you do not comply...<br />Guys: Shoot them out of the skyyyyy!!!<br />SFX: WAAAA<br /><br />Page 27:<br />SFX: GOPAA DODOOO<br />Matsu: If you do not comply<br />we will thank you.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Matsu: Thanks to all of you,<br />we,<br />this country,<br />has become so strong.<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: WAH<br />Guys: It's them...!!<br />SFX: DOU<br />Kon: It's been decades since you Amanto first came to Earth.<br />You shook our sense of values to its core, did away with the old, and brought in the new. And all through that chaotic era<br />we lived out lives in a stat of confusion and worry,<br />but now, we can say<br />those days were not a waste.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Kon: During that changing era,<br />we found some precious things we'll never forget.<br />During an era when things were disappearing,<br />we found some precious things<br />that we had to protect.<br />Tsuku: The shadows on the ground of us worrying, struggling, and down on our hands and knees...<br />taught us the location of the sun.<br />So we will no longer<br />be afraid.<br />No matter what arrives at this country beyond this point,<br />no matter what difficulties are awaiting it,<br />we'll face them all head-on.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Someone: We can finally say them, huh?<br />Those words we couldn't say to you Amanto on that day 20 years ago.<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Someone: Welcome to the Country of Samurai!<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Guys: This is the country...<br />of those with steel hearts.<br />The country of people...<br />with silver souls.<br />Let us welcome you!!<br /><br />Page 34:<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />SFX: DOOON<br />Guys: Nooooow!!<br />We can cut our way through!!<br />Tottsan, back us up!!<br />Scatter the enemy's guard!<br />Matsu: Forget slow tactics like that. We should just hit that mother ship sitting up there head on!<br />That thing is drawing all the Altana it's sucking up from the Terminal to one place.<br />Kon: We dunno what'll happen if we shoot up that thing, but leave that to us!!<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Matsu: A raid where we try to go straight for the enemy general's head.<br />Geez, what era of aamurai are we?<br />Kon: Heh. For that, there's no past or present.<br />The same old idiots<br />are called samurai.<br />Someone: Yo!<br />You sure took your time!<br />You took so long we thought you might've turned tail and ran.<br />SFX: ZAN<br />Someone: And if there's no palanquin to carry, it's not a real festival!<br />SFX: DOH<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Kagu: Hohoh. So you finally admit that we Yorozuya are the superior ones, yes?<br />Someone: Heh. Where'd you get that from?<br />If we're gonna have a wild time anyhow, it's way more interesting if you're lifting a total idiot on your shoulders while you do!<br />Shin: Well then, I don't think we're worthy of that position.<br />How about we go to where the real palanquin is?<br />For one last<br />wild time?<br />Tendou: It appears that a prolonged battle is unavoidable.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Tendou: We should regroup.<br />Our goal is not a war nor to commit terrorism.<br />Those are purely means to the end of obtaining Utsuro's complete body and invent a means of manufacturing immortality.<br />Even if we revived Utsuro, if we lost the religion in the process, we would be right back where we started.<br />We would lose the means of manufacturing immortality as well as the power to restore our positions.<br />Ten: There is no need for concern.<br />Everything is progressing nicely.<br />Look closely.<br />As expected, Utsuro is taking in the Earth's Altana splendidly.<br />Look, our god is pleased.<br />His chest...<br />The Earth's Altana he's absorbed is forming into a crystal...<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Tendou: Do you mean to say it's creating a new heart...?!<br />Soon...<br />Just a bit longer and our god... Utsuro will awaken.<br />That's plenty, is it not?!<br />Have we not gained enough?<br />Any longer and it will become too difficult to withdraw from this front!<br />If that happens, everything will be for naught.<br />We should proceed with preparations to retreat!<br />SFX: DOH DOH<br />Ten: How do you feel?<br />Guys: Guu.... GH.<br />Ten: Are your bodies not doing what you tell them to?<br />Fear not.<br />It was the same for me.<br />But I was mistaken.<br />I had thought I was acting on my own will.<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Ten: Think back.<br />We stole Utsuro's blood which destroyed our bodies,<br />but it was through the use of that same blood<br />that we were revived.<br />Though that was by no means because we found some method of controlling this immortal blood.<br />The ones being controlled were us.<br />We were allowed to live so we could be used.<br />Used to revive Utsuro.<br />By the elements of Utsuro<br />that now run through our veins.<br />We have long since lost any wills of our own.<br />Creating the religion as well as coming to this planet were all none other than Utsuro's will.<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Ten: We are already a part of Utsuro.<br />We are his arms and legs.<br />---Now stand.<br />By the command of that internal will.<br />What you should use those hands to grasp,<br />where you should use those legs to move,<br />if you surrender yourself to that great will,<br />then the elements of Utsuro will give you strength.<br />We will carry out our,<br />Utsuro's, will.<br />Someone: Looks like we couldn't escape them.<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Zura: We knew they were the kind of people that would come if they knew.<br />That's why we split up from them and took a separate paths in the first place.<br />The ones to bear the burden of saving or killing master is us, his disciples.<br />It seems the idea of not getting the people we were entrusting the world to roped into that<br />was too much of a luxury.<br />Perhaps we took up that burden as well<br />long ago.<br />They really have<br />gotten strong.<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Binboku: Ready yourselves.<br />This is where we die.<br />SFX: JAKI<br />Tae: Kyuu-chan!<br />Kyuu: We'll hold them off here!<br />Shinpachi-kun, Kagura-chan, you take care of Tae-chan!<br />If you meet them, tell them this for me.<br />I've decided I'd like to keep on being idiots with you guys a little longer. So if I live to see you again...<br />then why don't you come destroy the plans I had for a marriage interview?<br />Someone: ...Gintoki,<br />hand over the 'heart'.<br />I told you, didn't I?<br />I'm not entrusting this task to someone playing games of pretend.<br />Go.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Taka: There's something way more fitting<br />for you to be carrying with you than that heart, right?<br />I have what I have to take back,<br />and you have<br />what you need to take back...<br />SFX: GOUN<br />SFX: ZUGAGAGAGA<br />SFX: DODODODODODo<br /><br />Page 44:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: OOO OOOO<br />SFX: GA PA<br />SFX: DO DOO OO<br />SFX: GAPO<br /><br />Page 45:<br />SFX: DOGOOO<br />SFX: OOOOO<br />Gin: We should hurry.<br />Taka: .....<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: WAAAA<br />Tsuku: Get movin', Shinpachi!! Kagura!!<br /><br />Page 46:<br />Sa: Tsukky!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: ZAZAU<br />Sa: You weren't planning to die at a place liek this, were you?<br />You finally got out of Yoshiwara, right? When you die, it should be between the legs of the man you love.<br />Hattori: Sarutobi, I wish you'd come to grips with the idea that in both living and dying, shinobi should be hidden, unseen in the shadows.<br />Saru: At the very least, I have no plans of dying anywhere near your blood-covered crotch.<br />Tsuku: I do not intend to die with anyone.<br />SFX: Hm<br /><br />Page 47:<br />Tsuku: I'm gonna live on<br />and see him again.<br />Kagu: Sacchaan!! Tsukyy!!<br />Tsu: So until them, you guys'd better take care of him!<br />Sa: You Yorozuya are the only ones taht can protect that man!<br />Hatto: And tell him this.<br />If he doesn't come back, I'm throwing out all the old issues of Jump that you missed reading.<br />Gin: ----Takasugi,<br />there's no longer anything<br />that I gotta take back.<br /><br />Page 48:<br />Gin: The things I lost,<br />I got back a long time ago.<br />I've got them all<br />right here with me.<br />The reason I'm here<br />is so I don't lose a single one of them.<br />SFX: DOPAA<br /><br />Page 49:<br />SFX: DOKAA<br />Zura: Gintoki!! Takasu-<br />SFX: DOH<br />Gin: ZURAAAAAAA<br /><br />Page 50:<br />SFX: GAH GAGARI GARI<br />Gin: JUUUUMP!<br />SFX: KAH GA<br /><br />Page 51:<br />SFX: DOPAAA<br />SFX: DODOO<br />SFX: ZAZAA<br />Someone: Watch where you're stepping.<br /><br />Page 52:<br />Gin: Now we're even.<br />You're one guy I'd rather not owe a favor to.<br />Taka: What a coincidence,<br />I'd say the same about you.<br /><br />Page 53:<br />Someone: Hurry up, already.<br />You don't plan on just letting Zura die, do you?<br />..........<br />Right.<br /><br />Page 54:<br />Insert: The &quot;rotten bond&quot; that was supposedly could not be severed is torn apart by an assassin's blade----!!<br />Bottom: ...Lesson 699<br />/ End</summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 80</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:52:30+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />Figure I'd get caught up with posting these on here.<br /><br />[JoJolion 80 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Cover:<br />Middle Text: The Part 5 'Golden Wind'<br />TV Anime is now airing!!!<br />Left: Cover [Yellow]<br />'JoJolion' [Big White]<br />Jojo's Bizarre Advenute [Small light blue]<br />Araki Hirohiko [Small white]<br />The newest, volume 19 is now on sale with great fanfare!!<br /><br />Page 1:<br />Insert: The right path to take is----<br />Title: #080 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 4<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Mitsu: An 'equivalent exchange'...?! What does that mean,<br />Yasuho-san?!!<br />Insert: What did she trade away?!<br />Mitsu: Just 'what things'<br />are you saying I traded?!<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCHH CRNCH CRNCH <br />Doc: Just another minute.<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH AHMPH<br />SFX: CRNCHH CRNCH <br />SFX: GLUG GLUG<br />Paper: Nori<br />Doc: Now then... shall we get down to business?<br />Mitsu: Uu-sensei... <br />Where are you taking me for today's examination?<br />SFX: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK <br />Uu: Where...?<br />To the gynecology department, of course.<br />Mitsu: The gynecology department?<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Doc: You there.<br />Everything should be fine alone in this examination room...<br />so would you mind waiting outside...?<br />Nurse: ......<br />Doc: I'll call you when I need you... Do please close the door, won't you?<br />Higashikata Mitsuba-san... Please lay down on the examination table.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Mitsu: So, um, what I'd like you to heal for me is the 'allergic reaction' I've had...<br />on the skin under my hair.<br />You made my breasts so beautifully-shaped,<br />and you fixed the shape of my teeth and chin before, Uu-sensei.<br />But do you double as both an orthapedic surgeon...<br />and a gynecologist, Uu-sensei?<br />Uu: ...When you were a child, did adults ever tell you not to expect to do things well on your first try?<br />They would say how people fail in order to learn... no?<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Uu: But speaking personally... I have never experienced a failure.<br />I have not failed.<br />Not a single time... in my life.<br />In school exams... the national doctor exam... my driving test to get a license... I passed them all on the first try.<br />I've never failed when it comes to love, either.<br />Because if I sense anything wrong with a woman to begin with, I do not approach her.<br />Now then... Please take off your dress... and lay down, if you wouldn't mind.<br />Mitsu: .......<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Doc: The nurse that was on duty there until a moment ago had some capillaries burst recently, it would seem.<br />Her eyes... they were red.<br />Also her wrists and fingertips were purple from blood congestion.<br />She's... tying her body up with a rope... On a daily basis.<br />Mitsu: ............<br />A-A rope...?<br />What do you mean?<br />Uu: At her own behest, I expect. I respect that nurse's personal night-time interests.<br />But for me, such pleasure-seeking is nothing but trouble.<br />So I drove her out of the room.<br />It would be only a minus for me were she to invite me out somewhere.<br />I must steer clear of any predictable failures.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Uu: 100% of patients I accept are healed.<br />All patents want to be 100% haled.<br />And I make those desires come true.<br />Higashikata Mitsuba-san, your head skin, beautiful chest, and lower-jaw<br />are all connected to your body. [&quot;connected&quot; in italics.]<br />Other doctors have only their own specializations<br />and rely on others, which can cause reporting omissions.<br />So I take care of the whole gynecology field as well.<br />This is your &quot;13th week&quot;, isn't it... Higashikata-san?<br />Mitsu: ......<br />What did you say...?<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Uu: You're pregnant.<br />Do you want to hear... if it's a boy or a girl?<br />Mitsu: ...........<br />What Uu-sensei...<br />said after that...<br />I can't remember...<br />I was brought into a room further into the gynecology department...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Mitsu: 'What' did he do...?! That's all I can remember... Just the moment when I saw those 'fruits'...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Mitsu: I don't have any memory past there...<br />SFX: GO GO<br />Mitsu: Then I ran into you in the hallway, Yasuho-san.<br />I definitely went to a gynecology department room...<br />I came here... to Uu-sensei so he would cure the dry skin on my head...<br />And it was indeed fully healed.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Mitsu: But what kind of treatment was it...? Why can't I remember?<br />The first procedure I had was a breast enlargement.<br />After that was treatment to even my teeth.<br />Sign: Orthopedic Surgery<br />Outpatient<br />Doctor<br />Uu Tomoki<br />Both of them made me very pretty,<br />and left me both very satisfied and happy.<br />I've been to see Uu-sensei many times now, but I can't remember what the actual treatment was like.<br />I've spent... &quot;200 million yen&quot; in money I've kept secret from my family here.<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />Mitsu: Yasuho-san...<br />what is &quot;equivalent exchange&quot;...?!<br />Is that rule absolute? And then 'what' was it?<br />&quot;What&quot; in the world did I trade away?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Yasu: It's... coming at us from behind?!<br />It's flying at us through the air!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: BUWAA<br />SFX: GEBOH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: Don't breathe in!<br />SFX: BANN BAH<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Yasuho: Hurry! We need to get out of this hospital!<br />UU: ......<br />SFX: BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA<br />Uu: Like yellow dust drifting on the westerly winds...<br />my body can reduce to tiny fragments and reassemble.<br />But that is all...<br />SFX: BARA BARA<br />Uu: That is all there is to the ability.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Yasu: HAH!! Th-<br />That's-<br />Jousuke and Mamezuku-san are coming!<br />Jo......<br />手の甲<br />Page 16-17:<br />Yasu: Jousu-<br />Uhk<br />SFX: GA NN<br />Yasu: GuH!<br />!?<br />SFX: GOH GURAH<br />Yasu: Ubugh!<br />SFX: TWITCH TWITCH<br />Yasu: What...?!<br />SFX: GANN<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: DO DO OOO N<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Somoene: Uaah.<br />Guhurgh.<br />!!<br />GEHOH!<br />GEBO GEBOH<br />GUZHEH<br />O... OEEH<br />OEEEH<br />SFX: GAGUN GAKUN<br />SFX: GAGUN GAGUN<br />Yasu: GOBOH<br />I inhaled some!!<br />I'm in pain!!<br />So are the other people int he lobby!<br />SFX: GAGUN GAKUN GAKUN GAGUN<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />Yasu: It... It's hard to breathe...<br />I can't open my eyes with all these tears!!<br />Uh... Uuh...<br />UGEEH<br />Yasu: My skin...<br />SFX: BIKUN<br />Mitsu: Th-These things...<br />they're similar to my allergy!!<br />Uu: Come back here, you two.<br />SFX: A A A DOSAAA<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />Uu: Uu Tomoki<br />does not fail.<br />Foreign substances entering a person's body causes an allergic reaction.<br />This includes symptoms such as blood congestion in the eyelids, sneezing, and muscle contraction...<br />Allergies can eventually<br />send one into shock.<br />People: GEHOH GEHOH GOHOH GEHOH GEBOH! GEHGH!<br />Jousuke...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />People: GOHOH! GOHOH!<br />GOHOIH!<br />GOHOH!<br />I cant see him! GEHOH! GOHOH! He... He was right there a minute ago!<br />GEHOH!<br />GEHOH!<br />GEHOH!<br />SFX: GAGUH GAGU GAGUH<br />Uu: Mitsuba-san's body...<br />I need it. And I'll see that it's returned to me. It's a valuable source of 'money', but also of 'information'.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Uu: Because MItsuba-san can freely come and go from the Higashikata house, you see.<br />Mitsu: HUH?!<br />Uu: For example, I know that your son, Higashikata Tsurugi, is a 'Stand user'.<br />I know he utilizes origami can can make it fly in the sky among other things.<br />And I know that during the fire in the orchard, 'he' may have sent an origami flying out from inside the house to outside of it.<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Uu: So she's quite vital to me.<br /><br />Page 24-25:<br />Uu: I, Uu Tomoki,<br />do not fail.<br />SFX: SCRATCH SCRATCH BUWAH<br />Yasu: Aaaah...<br />AAh... Ah<br />SFXL GEHOH GEHOH GEHOH<br />Uu: While we're at it, why don't we add some drugs for you to breathe in...?<br />SFX: SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH <br />SFX: SCRATCH SCRATCH <br />Label: Sleep-Sleep<br />SFX: BARA BARA BARA GEHOH<br />Yasu: AAh<br />SFX: GEHOH DOBA A A A A A A <br />SFX: DOKYAAN<br /><br />Page 26-27:<br />Mitsu: 'One arrow'.<br />Uu: Hm?!<br />SFX: SHUH!<br />Mitsu: &quot;Another arrow.&quot;<br />I haven't remembered anything, but... we need to get back to that gynecology room.<br />You'll go, too, won't you, Yasuho-san?<br />SFX: BUGYO<br />SFX: SHUH<br /><br />Page 28:<br />SFX: BU OO N<br />SFX: BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH <br />SFX: BACHIH <br /><br />Page 29:<br />Yasu: M-<br />Mitsuba-san...?!<br />SFX: BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH BACHI BACHI BACHIH BACHIH <br />Mitsu: &quot;Three arrows&quot;.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Uu: Oh?!<br />SFX: FO KYO N N<br /><br />Page 31:<br />SFX: BACHIH BACHIH BACHIH BACHI BACHIH BACHIH<br />SFX: BUON<br />Uuu: Huh?!!<br />This is...<br />...a Stand.<br /><br />Page 32-33:<br />Uu: Ahh!<br />SFX: GA GYAA N<br />Uu: BUH BUOOOO<br />SFX: BAGO BAGO BAGO BAGOH<br />SFX: PITAH A<br />SFX: BASHAAAA N<br />Mitsu: Any energy that is attacking me,<br />I can move in a direction to it reaches an 'arrow'.<br />SFX: BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA<br /><br />Page 34:<br />SFX: BAGOO BAGON<br />SFX: BAGO BAGO BAGO BAGO BAGO<br />Yasu: This ability!! ...M-Mitsuba-san?!!<br />Mitsu: I can move energy to the point of the 'arrow marks'! The name of my Stand is Awaking III Leaves.<br />If I use three arrows, I can move energy the shortest route out of the space they surround!<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Mitsu: Let's get going then, okaaay, Yasuho-san?<br />To get to the gynecology department we need to go upstairs via the elevator! So get back there and get inside!<br />We have to go!!<br />SFX: BAGO OAH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DOSSAA A<br />SFX: BANN<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Both: GEHO <br />GEHOH <br />GEHOH <br />GEHOH <br />GEHOH<br />MItsu: He... He said he'd been... using my body this whole time!!<br />GEHOH<br />There were fragments in me since I first came here...<br />They're still in there... I need to flush them all out!!<br />&quot;One arrow&quot;<br />&quot;Awaking III Leaves&quot;<br />SFX: SHUH!<br />Mitsu: I'll place on the back of my hand...<br />SFX: PITAAAH<br /><br />Page 37:<br />SFX: BOBAH<br />SFX: ZA GUUH<br />Mitsu: We need to drive all these fragments out of here... There are still some hovering inside the elevator!<br />They might be coming in through the ventilation!!<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san...<br />W-Wait...<br />THis is...<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Yasu: It can't be... M-Mitsuba-san...?!<br />A A A<br />This is...!!<br />Aah....<br />AAh<br />The... 'little shapes' in the 'fragments' that cameo ut of your body...!!<br />When you did the 'equivalent exchange'...<br />when you got 'healed'... What are those people doing?! [Last sentence in italics.]<br />SFX: TRMBL TRMBL<br />SFX: TWITCH<br />SFX: TWITCH TWITCH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Uu: Uuuu~~~~ Uu<br />Tomoki...<br />never fails.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO <br />Handwritten: UWAA A A A A A A<br />Insert: Into tinier and tinier pieces...<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43944</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 79</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:51:51+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
        <link rel="alternate" href="https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43944" />
        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 79 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Title: #079 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 3<br />Insert: One thing is seen<br />Infinite things are reflected<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: Will they make it in time before tragedy strikes Yasuho?!<br />SFX: BA A A A A A A A A A A A <br />Box: S City - Morioh<br />&quot;TG University Hospital&quot;<br />SFX: SHIIIIIIN<br />Sign: X-Ray Room<br />Guys: Yasuho-chan?!!<br />SFX: GASHAAAN<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />JouL Dammit. We got cut off!!<br />And now she's not picking up!!<br />She's not here... Where'd she go?!!<br />SFX: BA A A A A A A A<br />Jou: I'm sure Yasuho-chan called me from this waiting room...<br />But this hospital's huge! Which way did she go?!<br />Rai: Jousuke.<br />This waiting room...<br />There could be any number of injured people and sick patients here...<br />So we're sure to be seen by 'someone' in this hospital.<br />Whereas it's just our prognostication that 'someone' in this hospital has the 'Rokakaka branch'.<br />All we know really is that Holly-san is hospitalized here.<br />Jou: We have to search deeper inside.<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan said she saw Mitsuba-san. There's definitely something going on here!<br />Rai: Indeed...<br />Undoubtedly. Incredibly so.<br />SFX: SFFT SFFT SFFT <br />Someone: U...<br />U...uuh.<br />Uh...<br />'Weakness'...<br />My 'weakness'...<br />My 'weakness' is being used.<br />He...<br />turned into my Dad...<br />to fool me.<br />I just wanted to see my Dad.<br />SFX: SFFT SFFT SFFT SFFT<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Yasu: I don't... need this 'weakness'...<br />Why did I show him my 'weakness' like that...?<br />SFX: MEGYOH MEGYO<br />Yasu: This is like him...<br />It's all broken into pieces, but it's actually all one creature...<br />And something similar... happened to me.<br />I can't move...<br />My body...<br />SFX: MEGYO MEGYO MEGYOH<br />Yasu: Uh<br />UUH<br />SFX: MEGYO MEGYO MEGYO MEGYO<br /><br />Page 8:<br />SFX: BEGIH BEGIH BEGIH<br />Yasu: S-<br />Stop it!<br />Mi-Mitsuba-san...?!<br />Th... This weight...?<br />SFX: BEGIH BEGIH BEGIH BEGHI BEGIH BEKIH<br />Yasu: Stop... it.<br />Y... You're... so heavy...<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Yasu: My phone...<br />Where's my cell phone?<br />I had it in my hand...<br />Stop it now, Mitsuba-san!<br />Are you my enemy?!!<br />Mistsu: Huh?!<br />SFX: GISHI<br />Mitsu: .....<br />SFX: DRGG DRGG DRGG<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Mitsu: ...........<br />Huh...?<br />?<br />What're you doing on the floor there?<br />Say, aren't you...<br />Joushuu-kun's girlfriend, Yasuho-chan?!<br />SFX: DRGG DRGG DRGG<br />Yasu: I'm under attack!!<br />Are... you my enemy?!<br />MItsu: What did you say?<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san!<br />You ate a 'Rokakaka' in this hospital, didn't you?!<br />Mitsu: ...........<br />Yasu: The fruit! You ate the Rokakaka fruit, didn't you?!<br />Mitsu: What's this about a fruit?<br />I honestly don't know where any of this is coming from.<br />Yasu: You were in a wheelchair! I saw you!<br />You have something in your body!! [&quot;in your body&quot; in italics]<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Mitsu: I'm sorry but, you must be mistaken.<br />That isn't the case.<br />I simply came here to the hospital to get treatment for the allergic reaction I had with the skin on my head.<br />The first time I came here was for 'breast augmentation', and then my 'teeth' and 'tongue'.<br />Yasu: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />SFX: GUGUH ZUZUH GUGUH<br />Yasu: That doctor, 'Uu Tomoki'!<br />You met with him, right? What room did he come into this examination room from?<br />Where was he before he came in here?<br />Mitsu: I paid 200 million yen for my treatment.<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Yasu: Two hun...<br />Mitsu: Do please keep this treatment a secret from my husband, Tsurugi, and the others, will you?<br />The price tag as well, of course.<br />But I'm all better now.<br />Look...<br />Everything is beautiful and healthy as healthy can be...<br />My body is perfect from head to toe!<br />Yasu: I know you're eating Rokakaka fruit!<br />Did they administer it in some other form?! Did you drink it?!!<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Mitsu: Administer?<br />Drink...?<br />Yasuho: Remember!!<br />Also there should've been an 'equivalent exchange'!!<br />Mitsu: 'Equivalent exchange'...?<br />Yasu: The trade that happens with a 'Rokakaka' is that some 'part' of your body is always traded with 'another part'.<br />So when it cured 'the skin on your head' with the allergy, there was a definitely a trade off somewhere 'else'...<br />So that means, Mitsuba-san,<br />SFX: ZUZUZU GUGU<br />Yasu: You're not perfect!! ...'Something' is missing!!<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Mitsu: Missing?<br />In me?<br />Yasu: Try to remember! You're being used! We're under attack right now!!<br />Where was that guy before he came into this room?!<br />SFX: HYUNN<br /><br />Page 16-17:<br />SFX: PYUH<br />SFX: PYUH PYUH<br />Yasu: Ah!!<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL ROLL<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL<br />Yasu: Uu Tomoki is a Rock Human!<br />Mitsuba-san!! My cell phone should be around here!!<br />Wh-Where did my cell phone go?!<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />Yasu: Uh...<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL<br />Yasu: Ghaaah<br />UAAaaAH<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL<br />Mitsu: M... My fingers...<br />They're so 'heavyyy'... Is there 'something'<br />inside my body?<br />SFX: ZUN<br />Yasu: M... My body won't move! My cell phone has to be around here somewhere!<br />Please, find my &quot;cell phone&quot;!!<br />SFX: ZUZU DRG DRG DRG ZU<br />Mitsu: Cell phone...?<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Mitsu: !?<br />Yasu: !!<br />SFX: MESHA<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Yasu: U-UAAAH! My 'phone'...<br />It... It's broken to pieces...<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM <br />Mitsu: O-<br />Oh my...<br />Yasu: UAAA AA AAA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO <br />Yasu: Those things that jumped into my ear before!!<br />But tons of them?!<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />Yasu: Those fragments are already getting in through my ear<br />into my body!<br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM <br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM <br />Yasu: And now even more of them are swarming together and climbing up me!!<br />They can see through to my weak points!<br />Aah...<br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM <br />Yasu: A... Aaah....<br />They're prying it open to get inside...<br /><br />Page 24-25:<br />Yasu: &quot;Paisley Park&quot;!!<br />SFX: ZU O O O O O <br />SFX: ZUGYUUU<br />Mitsu: ......<br />Yasu: Go to the MRI room through the hospital computer!!<br />SFX: ZUH!<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: I've got to kill these things before they kill me first!!<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Yasu: Ah... There... They're trying to slip their way in!!<br />The fragments are there!!<br />In the right side of my skull!<br />The fragments are already 'fusing' with part of my skull!<br />And with my bone tissue!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Tasu: The fragments are made up of an organosilicon (Si) compound! It's forming bonds with Oxygen (O) to make energy!<br />These could be components<br />that make up a creature different from a 'carbon-based life form'!<br /><br />Page 28:<br />SFX: GUGUGU<br />SFX: GUWASHAAAN!<br />SFX: BARA BARA BARA<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: DOSSUHHH<br />SFX: GOGI GOGIH<br />SFX: BAGIH BAGIN<br />Yasu: AAAA<br />UGUAAH!<br />SFX: ZUBO AH<br />SFX: TWTCH TWTCH<br /><br />Page 30-31:<br />Yasu: U AAH<br />A<br />AH!!<br />SFX: GASSHAAN<br />SFX: BAH BAH !!<br />Yasu: If you'rte still conscious,<br />Mitsuba-san!!<br />Run as far away from this examination room as you can!<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san! You and the Higashikata Family are under attack!!<br />And if I'm right in my prediction, you<br />re a Stand user!!<br />We're just going to keep getting attacked from here!<br />Mitsu: What is it...?<br />'What' is inside my body?!<br />Yasu: Uu Tomoki's attack!<br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM SWRM<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Mitsu: I... haven't caused anyone any trouble...<br />I just came here to get treatment so I could be beautiful... I just want to be healthy. I paid 200 million yen.<br />Yasu: The thing in your body right now is a rock human!<br />Their goal isn't money!<br />Their goal is 'the Rokakaka's equivalent exchange' itself!<br />It's a 'technique' that makes 'something' in your body exchange with 'something else' of equal value! They're trying to gain control of that!!<br />They're using 'something' about you right now to gain power over that &quot;equivalent exchange&quot;!<br />SFX: SWRM SWRM SWRM<br />Uu: That's not... quite right...<br />SFX: SWRM<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Uu: Hirose...<br />Yasuho.<br />All of your statements are correct for the most part... but not all of them.<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Uu: Making money... is indeed something I'm doing.<br />Money makes the world go 'round, after all.<br />Of course, money is not my only goal, but with that equivalent exchange I made a 200 million yen profit.<br />Hirose Yasuho, you may leave here if you wish.<br />But not you, Higashikata Mitsuba... Your examination is not yet complete.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Mitsu: My...<br />'What' is in my body?<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san, ruuuuuun!<br />SFX: GASHAAA AN<br />SFX: DODODO<br />SFX: PIH<br /><br />Page 36-37:<br />SFX: BUWA A A A A A <br />SFX: DAH<br />SFX: GASHAAA N<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 38-39:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: BAAAAAN<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Mitsu: I don't remember the wheelchair or everything to do with this hospital, but...<br />Yasuho-san,<br />there's something... I haven't told anyone.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Mitsu: I havne't told my husband, Joubin,<br />or anyone in the Higashikata family yet.<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Mitsu: I'm pregnant...<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Mitsu: I'm... healthy. There's nothing wrong with any part of me...<br />So if you're saying there was...<br />and equivalent... exchange... then...<br />What does that mean? Does there have to been an exchange?<br />Sign: Orthopedic Surgery<br />Outpatient Ward<br />Yasu: What did you say?!<br /><br />Page 42-43:<br />Ysu: ....No way...<br />Uu Tomoki, he...<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Mitsu: What got exchanged in the &quot;equivalent exchange&quot;?<br />Yasuho-san...<br />I... need to find out what happened during my treatment.<br />Insert: What was taken?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
	</entry>
		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43943</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 78</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:51:21+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 78 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Left: The closer they get to the mysteries, the more they become a part of them---<br />Title: #78 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 2<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Insert: Joubin's wife, Mitsuba! What's happening to her?!<br />SFX: CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK <br />Yasuho: ......! ......!<br />SFX: GATAH!<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Yasu: M-Mitsuba-san?!!<br />SFX: CREAK CREAK<br />SFX: SHUTAH!<br />Sign: Orthopedic Surgery<br />Outpatient Ward<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Yasu: J-<br />Just now...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />Yasu: It was just like with the hair pin!!<br />SFX: RSTL RSTL RSTL RSTL RSTL <br />Yasu: Could I... be wrong about that...?<br />..................<br />SFX: BAH<br />Jou: Hello, Yasuho-chan.<br />Yasu: Jousuke!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san and I just got to the Lone Pine Fire Station.<br />We're investigating the ambulance from the fire.<br />Yasu: Did you say fire station?<br />Jou: License plate '3-1'.<br />I'm certain that's what I saw on the ambulance back then.<br />But there's no record of the 3-11 ambulance going anywhere<br />during the time the Higashikata orchard was on fire.<br />There are no records of ambulance workers here, either.<br />In fact, there's no ambulance with a license plate number 3-11 here at all.<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: It's just some &quot;ambulance&quot; that showed up from somewhere. [&quot;somewhere&quot; in italics]<br />And they took the 'Rokakaka branch'.<br />There were lots of security cameras in the orchard,<br />so I'm sending you a video we got from them.<br />Please take a look.<br />This is the 'enemy' we're looking for.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: You can't see them in the video, but there was definitely a driver, also.<br />Yasuho: ...Okay.<br />Jou: So, Yasuho-chan...<br />what's up on your end?<br />Yasu: Um... Well, I met Mitsuba-san...<br />Jou: ?<br />Mitsuba?<br />Yasu: Yeah, Higashikata Mitsuba-san.<br />Tsurugi-chan's mom... and Joubin-san's wife.<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Jou: Oh, right...<br />I saw her this morning.<br />But I don't think I've ever spoke or interacted with her in the house much at all...<br />Ysu: I'm at the university hospital right now...<br />I saw Mitsuba-san being pushed in a wheelchair just now.<br />Jou: A wheelchair?<br />Yasu: Um...<br />I just saw it for a quick second from far away <br />through the gap in an open door, but...<br />Mitsuba-san's knees were covered in a blanket when she was in that wheelchair...<br />And it might've just been because of the lighting, but...<br />something seemed &quot;odd&quot; about Mitsuba-san's legs under that blanket...<br />Jou: ?<br />What're you trying to say?<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Yasu: The skin on Mitsuba-san's legs looked like they<br />were 'dry and rough' and coming apart...<br />Rai: Jousuke...<br />warn her.<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan...!!<br />Please listen closely...!<br /><br />Page 11:<br />SFX: DAH<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san and I are heading over there right now.<br />We should make it in 5 to 10 minutes.<br />You should get out of the hospital... right now!<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Jou: I honestly have no idea 'what' is going on there... Maybe there is something up with Joubin's wife... or maybe it's just your imagination...<br />But there's definitely 'something' going on at that TG University hospital... It's dangerous.<br />It might be fine for general medical exams and treatment,<br />but if you get too deeply involved there, it's dangerous. Right now... that place isn't safe.<br />Whatever you do, stay away from Mitsuba-san... okay?<br />Yasu: ..........<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Yasuho: ......<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO<br /><br />Page 13:<br />SFX: SUH<br />Sign: Attending Physician<br />Uu Tomoki<br />Sfx; Kih<br />Phone: Uu Tomoki<br />Screen: Name: Uu Tomoki, Born 1978<br />Specialties: Orthopedic Surgery, Aesthetic Dermatology<br />Short Personal History: TG University Medical Department Graduate<br />Yasu: Ah!!<br /><br />Page 14:<br />SFX: GOH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: C-Could it be...?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Sign: Attending Physician<br />Uu Kanki<br />SFX: DO<br />Mitsuba: Well, I'll be going...<br />SFX: GARA GARA GARA GARA GARA GARA<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Yasuho: UUAH!!!<br />Huh?!!<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Yasu: ...The 'doctor'.<br />What...?<br />Where's the doctor?<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />Mitsu: ....................<br />SFX: KOH KOH KOH KOH<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: KOH KOH KOH KOH<br />Yasu: Wh-<br />What happened to what I saw before?<br />Her legs... were dry and rough like they were falling apart... And she was in a wheelchair...<br />Well, I only saw it for a second... and it was pretty far away, plus she's wearing a long skirt.<br />But where's the doctor?<br />SFX: KOH KOH KOH KOH<br />SFX: PITARI<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Mitsu: Ummmmm...<br />..Excuse me, but,<br />is that you, Yasuho-san?<br />Yasu: Huh?<br />SFX: BADUMP BADUMP<br />Mitsu: Ummm,<br />it's me, Mitsuba.<br />The wife of the eldest son of the Higashikata family.<br />We've met before.<br />You're the younger brother, Joushuu's, friend, right?<br />SFX: KOH KOH KOH<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Yasu: Huh...?<br />Um... Hello,<br />Mitsuba-san.<br />Mitsu: Good to see yoooou! [Heart]<br />I really appreciate all you've done for our family.<br />How are you doing today?<br />Visiting someone in the hospital?<br />Yasu: Um... No...<br />I came to get some medicine.<br />...I've got menstrual pain...<br />Mitsu: Oh, I see...<br />That's important to take care of.<br />SFX: HMMM<br />Yasu: The way Mitsuba-san is acting is so odd...<br />And Jousuke said to make sure not to go near her...<br />I've gotta get out of here... Out of this &quot;hospital&quot;, now...<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Yasu: I've got to contact Jousuke...<br />They'll be here in a few minutes, but I need to let them know about this!<br />Phone: Jousuke<br />SFX: KARA KARA KARA<br />Yasu: ......<br />Mitsu: ......<br />SFX: KARA KARA KARA<br />SFX: KARA KARA KARA<br />SFX: KARA KARA<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Mitsu: Hm...?<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san...<br />...Where is the doctor?<br />Mitsu: ..........<br />........<br />Yasu: 'Uu Tomoki'... Your physician!<br />...Where's your doctor, Mitsuba-san?<br />I saw you go into this examination room in a wheelchair just a few minutes ago!<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Yasu: When you were sitting in that wheelchair,<br />you sure didn't look to me like you were able to stand up and walk around!<br />Your legs...<br />I'm sure... I'm sure I saw...<br />Mitsu: My leeeegs?<br />What?<br />What do you mean?<br />SFX: SQSH SQSH<br />Mitsu: What about my legs?<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Mitsu: I'm in perfect health...<br />They didn't find a single thing wrong with my in my physical exam, and I drove and walked here myself.<br />I just<br />the skin on my head had a bit of an allergic reaction... Look.<br />SFX: FUWASA...<br />Mitsu: But now...<br />even that's started to clear up.<br />Yasu: The wheelchair...<br />Mitsuba-san...<br />Where's the wheelchair you came in on?<br />I don't see one in this examination room anywhere.<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Mitsu: Me?<br />Pushed in a wheelchair?<br />Here?<br />How bizarre.<br />Could you perhaps have mistaken me for someone else?<br />I have no reason to be sitting in a wheelchair, after all.<br />You see...<br />...the reason I came to this hospital...<br />Though I'll need you to keep this a secret from the family, Yasuho-san...<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Mitsu: What do you think...?<br />Yasu: What do I....?!<br />Mitsu: The feel<br />and the volume.<br />Keep it a secret form Joubin-san, too, okay?<br />I came to this hospital for a &quot;breast enlargement&quot;... Not that there was any surgery...<br />Amazing, aren't they? I'd say they're no worse than when I was in my teens.<br />You're 19 right now, aren't you Yasuho-san?<br /><br />Page 27:<br />SFX: SAH<br />Mitsu: ......<br />You know,<br />back in my school days, I was Miss Cherry.<br />Lelo [Heart]<br />As the winner of a contest, I got to travel to China and Europe for the fruit of Japan.<br />That's how I got to know my husband Joubin and ended up marrying into the Higashikata family.<br />I was even a model for Higashikata Fruit Parlor ads.<br />From when I was young to even after I had Tsurugi.<br />I had support from the whole family and it helped sales, too.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Mitsu: Getting older is fine and all...<br />But I can't let my nails get dirty or my breasts sag.<br />After becoming the wife of the Higashikata family, even if I'm a mom, I have to keep turning heads or it's all over for me.<br />Yasu: Mitsuba-san,<br />I'm asking you something very simple.<br />If you came here for an exam...<br />then where is attending physician, Uu-sensei, that you came to see? He's not anywhere in here!<br />Mitsu: Oh...?<br />Hm?<br />You know...<br />Now that you mention it... you're right.<br />There are no other doors or windows the doctor could have gone out through.<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Yasu: ......<br />Mitsu: Let's see... I walked from the parking lot, took the elevator...<br />then I came here... Then, umm...<br />Is that when I met Uu-sensei?<br />Yasu: ...Mitsuba-san...<br />Did you remember something?<br />Mitsu: Uu-sensei...<br />You have a good point there... Where could he have gotten off to?<br />Yasu: .........<br />Wait, are you being serious? You don't remember?<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Mitsu: Hold on a minute!<br />What did I do... after I arrived at this hospital? I think...<br />some of it's coming back to me now.<br />SFX: ZUBU ZUBU<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Yasu: ..........SFX: GARAAH<br /><br />Page 32-33:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DROP<br />Yasu: M-Mitsuba-san!!<br />It's... It's totally flat...! Wh-'What' happened to this wheelchair?!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />SFX: GAPOON <br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Mitsuba: I wonder what a wheelchair is doing in a desk drawer?<br />That certainly odd.<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br />Mitsu: I didn't know you could flatten wheelchairs like that. [&quot;could&quot; in italics.]<br />SFX: MUSHA CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH MUSHA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br /><br />Page 35:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO MEKON MEKON MEKON<br />SFX: CRNNCH CRNNCH<br />SFX: MEKO MEKON MEKON MEKON<br /><br />Page 36-37:<br />Yasu: Jousukeeeeee!<br />SFX: DAAH<br />SFX: GOH<br />Jou: Hello, Yasuho-chan?<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI<br /><br />Page 38-39:<br />Yasu: Uh<br />UUU<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI <br />Yasu: Uugh<br />Mitsu: Ah!<br />Huh...?!<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURIRI GYURI GYURI <br />Mitsu: Wh-What's going on?! Yasuho-san, what is that sound?!<br />UAAAAAAAA! M-Make it stop!!<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI<br /><br />Page 40:<br />SFX: GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI GYURI<br />Yasu: What?! The 'fragments' are... rubbing together?!<br />The ones that fell... onto the stool?<br />Jou: What's happening, Yasuho-chan?!<br />SFX: SHUNN<br /><br />Page 41:<br />SFX: BUH GOBOH<br />SFX: DODOOON<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Jou: Hello?!<br />Yasuho-chan, are you okay?!<br />We'll be at the hospital in a second!! Hello?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO <br />Jou: Yasuho-chan?!<br />Hello, Yasuho-chan?!<br />Mitsu: ...I...<br />know more than anyone about matters<br />of going from the realm of life to death...<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Mitsu: But deep knowledge ought to be utilized for bringing about 'good fortune'.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Mitsu: You will not find good fortune.<br />Far greater in number are enemies, are evil.<br />SFX: DRGGG DRG DRG DRG DRG<br />Mitsu: If you do find something, it won't be 'good fortune'.<br />SFX: DOOOON<br />Insert: Taken in...<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /><br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 77</title>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[Jojolion 77 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Cover: <br />Pink: A summer &quot;completely&quot; packed with Jojo is coming!<br />Red Circle: Part 5 <br />'Golden Wind'<br />TV Anime<br />In Production!<br />Grey Circle: The new volume, volume 18<br />As well as <br />'Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan'<br />volume 2 and two novelizations both on sale with great fanfare!<br />White circle: Araki Hirohiko Exhibition<br />-Ripples of Adventure-<br />Opens August 24th (Fri.)!<br />Also, an Osaka event has been decided!!<br />Red Box: Advanced tickets now on sale!!!<br />Bottom Right: Jojolion<br />Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8<br />Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 1:<br />Insert: Their desire for that fruit cannot be burnt out----<br />Title: #77 Equivalent Exchange and The University Hospital Part 1<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Insert: The true colors of the fruit...<br />Narration: Medically... and also pharmaceutically,<br />it's a finding that has not been published anywhere...<br />Map: New Britain Island<br />Bismarck Archipelago<br />Equator<br />Arnhem Land Peninsula<br />Sulawesi<br />Borneo Island<br />Narration: but the rare fruit discovered in the plateaus of Papua New Guinea, the 'Rokakaka',<br />was found to have &quot;medical use&quot;.<br />A pithcher for the Seiten Birdies, Ah-kun, had ruined his right shoulder and was told it would never recover. He was about to retire, but then he ate a &quot;Rokakaka&quot;<br />and his damaged shoulder<br />traded with his lower jaw<br />allowing him to become a player making 600 million yen this season.<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Narrator: This is &quot;equivalent exchange&quot;!!<br />SFX: DOBAAH<br />Narr: The ability to &quot;equivalently&quot; 'exchange' an 'ailing part' with a 'healthy part'.<br />Jou: 1/2 of my body is Kuujou Josefumi<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: and 1/2 of it is Kira Yoshikage.<br />Two separate bodies tied together through equivalent exchange ---&quot;And my memories were lost&quot;--<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Jou: That was the &quot;New Rokakaka&quot;...<br />&quot;Who&quot; was it that stole its 'branch' from the burning orchard?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Shuu: Hey~~<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Shu: What's with this guy showin' up all of a sudden?!!<br />...Seriously, there's somethin' fishy he~~~re!!<br />What're you doing at our house out of the blue like this?<br />Plant Appraiser, are you the one that lit the fire?!<br />Rai: ......<br /><br />Page 6-7:<br />Shuu: Hey, Plant Appraiser! Fess up!<br />Nori: Cut that out, Joushuu!<br />You're way off track...<br />He's the one that grew them. All of our fruits, and the orchard that burned down.<br />I called him here to protect our fruit.<br />Shuu: So the plant artisan we were never allowed to meet befo~~~re<br />suddenly just shows up... just to chat? Is that what you're suggesting?<br />Jou: The Higashikata estate was attacked<br />because a 'branch' of an incredibly valuable fruit called a 'Rokakaka' was in the burned orchard.<br />Everybody was after it, and then the orchard was lit on fire, and then a fire engine came.<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: The &quot;ones riding in the ambulance&quot;.<br />I couldn't see their faces,<br />but they took the 'Rokakaka'.<br />Nori: Rock Humans.<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />Jou: .........<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Bin: These people in the ambulance...<br />Jousuke...<br />You say they &quot;Took the 'branch&quot;...<br />Are you... certain of that?<br />Jou: ......<br />What do you mean am I 'certain'?<br />Bin: You're the only one saying you saw them steal the 'branch'.<br />Was it really the ones in the ambulance that took the 'Rokakaka'?<br />Jou: Yes. There were two of them.<br />'Someone' riding in the ambulance took it.<br />Bin: Then it shouldn't take long to track the 'culprits' down.<br />The ambulances that would come to this house<br />come from the fire station under jurisdiction of the university hospital.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Tsuru: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />Rai: In the interest of explaining the situation and our goals...<br />the 'Rokakaka branch' will start to bare fruit in a minimum of 10 days.<br />That's our time limit for retrieving the &quot;Rokakaka&quot;. Seeing as if the branch bares fruit, it's over.<br />After that point, retrieving it will be impossible.<br />The Rokakaka fruit will start being processed.<br />Shuu: Hey, Plant Appraiser! What the hell kinda plant<br />starts baring fruit in just 10 days?!<br />You really expect us to buy that, asshole?!<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Rai: If you do a 'graft' of the branch to a &quot;cactus&quot;, then it's possible.<br />Grafting makes branches prone to getting diseased... Taking that risk into account,<br />putting it in a potted plant is a logical course of action.<br />It's likely hidden somewhere, grafted to a potted 'cactus'.<br />That's what we need to find!<br />Nori: A potted cactus.<br />SFX: GULP<br />Bin: ......<br />Hato: Hey, Daddy~~~ The two weeks for the 'Rokakaka' fruit is important and all,<br />but what about our ancestral orchard? It burned down!<br />What're we gonna do now?!<br />It's gonna take years and years to get back to how it was! I'll be an old granny by then!<br />Shuu: Big Sis Hato...<br />On that subject...<br />Heh<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Shuu: Listen to me~~!<br />I've got an idea that'll put everybody's minds at ease!<br />I'm the Higashikata family second son that everybody counts on, ya know!<br />Until new fruit trees grow...<br />we can do a new business with the burnt land.<br />...So then there won't be any changes with the job of the Higashikata family orchard.<br />Hato: New business?<br />Daiya: Huuh? Whadda you mean?<br />Shuu: We start a &quot;matsutake mushroom hunting tour&quot; in the orchard!<br />Morioh's full 'a vacation home families,<br />so I'm sure they'll be plenty who'll drop their money on that!<br />Daiya: Mushroom hunting?<br />Hato: Where the hell are there 'matsutake mushrooms' growing on our land?<br />Shuu: It's a tour where you search out a target!<br />We just gotta stick four or five under some leaves somewhere.<br />Like maybe some from China.<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Shuu: The mystery and romance of villa land!<br />For spring we'll do a 'bamboo shoot hunting tour'.<br />Daiya: Big Bro Joushuu!<br />Jou: Let's adopt some red pandas and make a go-kart track!<br />Daiya: Bro!<br />Hey, Big Bro Joushuu, listen!<br />Shuu: What is it... Daiya?<br />Daiya: Everybody left.<br />Shuu: Huh?!<br />Wh-Where'd they go?<br />Daiya: But I like your ideas! I'll be cheering you on, Big Bro! [Heart after the fist sentence]<br />It's a tradition in the Higashikata family not to get much recognition when you're still pretty young after all!<br />Shuu: Da~~~d! Hato-cha~~n!<br />C'mon, ya gotta hear me out!<br />Rai: Wait, Jousuke...<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Rai: About the one who lit the orchard on fire,<br />it wasn't Poor Tom.<br />Jou: ......<br />Rai: And it wasn't 'The ones in the ambulance'.<br />Poor Tom only came to the orchard because it was on fire. [&quot;because&quot; in italics]<br />Poor Tom came in order to prevent the 'branch' from being destroyed in the fire or recovered by us.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Jou: It wasn't Poor Tom...? Then, Mamezuku-san,<br />who're you saying lit the fire?<br />Rai: After seeing the whole family together just now, I figured it out.<br />The culprit is &quot;Joubin&quot;.<br />&quot;Joubin&quot; lit the orchard on fire.<br />Jou: What...?<br />&quot;Joubin&quot;... The eldest son?<br />Well, he definitely has some views that differ from Norisuke-san's.<br />But be that as it may, he wouldn't try to burn the 'Rokakaka' branch. He wants it, too.<br />Also... Poor Tom's attack was against the entire Higashikata family! If he'd gone outside, he would've died.<br />And the branch was taken! If he'd ventured outside at all though a window or a door, Joubin would've died immediately!<br />Rai: I can't prove it, but I know something was going on...<br />We can't trust that eldest son.<br />I could tell by his attitude and how he talked. Joubin 'lit the fire'.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Rai: One way to look at it<br />is we were able to defeat 'Poor Tom' won because the fire was lit. [&quot;because&quot; in italics]<br />It's because of the fire that we were able to avoid everyone being killed.<br />Poor Tom's Stand... We were just on the brink of losing to that pressure attack.<br />Jou: The 'fire' was Joubin...<br />......<br />Rai: Something's going on with Joubin.<br />We need to keep an eye on him.<br />I'll start a stealth investigation.<br />Jou: The threat right now is the people that were in the 'ambulance'.<br />We've got to get that 'branch' back.<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Rai: Let's go.<br />The number on the ambulance's license plate was '3-11', right?<br />Plate: Mori<br />SFX: BAaAAaA<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: BAM<br />SFX: KUI<br />SFX: KUI KUI PACHIN<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: KOH KOH<br />SFX: WBBL WBBL WBBL<br /><br />Page 20:<br />SFX: PISHAN<br />Woman: Higashikata-sa~n<br />Higashikata Mitsuba-sa~n!<br />Mitsuba: Yes?! [Heart]<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Woman: Go right on in to examination room D.<br />Doc: Please have a seat,<br />Higashikata Mitsuba-san.<br />How are you feeling today?<br />Mitsu: My ears can't hear at all,<br />my allergies are really acting up,<br />and I keep having trouble breathing, it really hurts.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Doc: It seems as though your ears are working fine...<br />Mitsu: It's just my right ear that can't hear anything!<br />My left one can hear fine. I think it's got to be allergies and anaphylaxis. This morning I stopped breathing and fell unconscious.<br />Doc: Well, let's have a look.<br />Please lay back in the seat.<br />SFX: W I I  I I I<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH<br />SFX: CRNCH<br />Doc: Ah... My apologies. I didn't get a chance to eat lunch yet.<br />I'll be done in a just moment. Do you mind?<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br /><br />Page 23:<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH <br />SFX: MNCH MNCH<br />SFX: CRNCH MNCH<br />Bags: Nori<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Doc: I'm going to touch<br />your hair now...<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: FUWAH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Doc: Okay..! All done. I don't see anything at all unusual.<br />We didn't see any issues in the results from your blood test a few days ago.<br />You're in perfect health.<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Mitsuba: Hmm?!!<br />SFX: GABAAH<br />Mitsu: I can't hear out of my right ear at all! And this morning I had these awful convulsions and collapsed unconscious!<br />Doc: Higashikata-san,<br />your ear can hear perfectly well.<br />You've just convinced yourself that you can't.<br />Just to be sure, I'll be giving you the usual atopy medicine.<br />I still haven't had lunch...<br />so if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to continue eating...<br />is that all right?<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH<br />SFX: CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH CRNCH<br />Mitsu: The first time I came to this hospital...<br />it was because my chest...<br />was sagging...<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Mitsuba: And then I got treatment to lift them.<br />Yes...<br />Of course, I'm very appreciative of that. I love how they are now.<br />They're in a wonderful shape like they were in my teens.<br />But in exchange, the my teeth got worse! 24 of them!<br />My teeth became like rocks, I started drooling, and nothing I ate tasted good anymore!<br />Whenever I was in front of people, I always had to cover my mouth like this.<br />Doc: Higashikata-san.<br />I don't think there's any causal relation to this matter.<br />The shape of your breasts and your teeth are completely unrelated.<br />What's more, both of them have been fully treated.<br />Mitsu: First you did my breasts... and then treated my teeth,<br />and now... my right ear is like this! It's like a rock, I can't hear anything!!<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Doc: Sh~~~~~~<br />Please, relax, m'am...<br />Take deep, slow, breaths... You're perfectly fiiine... It's all okay.<br />There are no problems to speak of.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Doc: Water.<br />Would you mind if I drank some? It's a supplement with a high concentration of silicon. <br />Do you mind if I indulge?<br />Mitsu: ...No.<br />Go right ahead.<br />SFX: GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG<br />SFX: GLUP<br />Mitsu: ......<br />Doc: So, as I explained earlier,<br />there's nothing wrong with you.<br />The hardening of the skin on your head and such... isn't anything life-threatening.<br />I'll issue you medicine, but even I sometimes get hard skin on my head at times.<br />Would you like to see? My hair is a bit crunchy.<br />Mitsu: That's okay.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Mitsu: I've kept it a secret from my husband that this hospital gave me such pretty-shaped breasts.<br />I do let my husband touch them,<br />but he hasn't noticed them in that way.<br />He didn't notice when my teeth were like rocks either...<br />Though recently he's been doting on our 10 year-old son quite a bit, keeping him close.<br />So when he goes to kiss me, he'll bring his arm behind my ear<br />and my child will notice the skin under my hair!<br />When a child notices something, they always ask 'why'!<br />Please, doctor...<br />You're always so good at treating me.<br />It doesn't have to be perfect, but please, you've got to help me!<br /><br />Page 32:<br />SFX: WHSPR WHSPR<br />Mitsu: .......<br />SFX: GACHARI<br />Guy: &quot;One time&quot; only.<br />Higashikata-san.<br />If this is a &quot;one-time&quot; situation, then I'm able.<br />I have a... &quot;perfect&quot; treatment method.<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Doc: I haven't recommended this to any other patients thus far.<br />It's a very special treatment that's not legally recognized or known.<br />Medically speaking, it's the newest of the new.<br />Because of that, it's extraordinarily high-priced.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO <br />Mitsu: I have money.<br />Money has been no object from the start.<br />Doc: 200 million yen.<br />That's a &quot;one-time&quot; only price.<br /><br />Page 34-35:<br />Mitsu: .....................<br />...&quot;200 million yen&quot;.<br />And... <br />you're sure you can &quot;perfectly&quot; cure this rock-like skin?<br />Doc: Just... to make things perfectly clear, Higashikata-san,<br />you are perfectly healthy.<br />This is your decision to make.<br />Box: Orchard Fire<br />600 High-Priced Fruit Trees Decimated<br />The Higashikata Fruit Parlor's land of over 16,500 square meters.<br />SFX: GO O O O O <br />Box: Orchard Fire<br /><br />Page 36:<br />TV: The fire in the orchard of the second largest producer of fruit nationwide, the Higashikata Fruit Parlor,<br />only spread within the grounds, and so it was extinguished last night. However, what caused the outbreak of the fire is still under investigation...<br />Yasuho: .......<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Yasuho: &quot;Jousuke&quot;...<br />And 'Mamezuku Rai'... The plant appraiser... I called and they said they were both fine, but...<br />with the 'branch' taken and all...<br />I wonder if they're really okay...<br />O-<br />Ow...<br />Menstrual pain... and feeling depressed...<br />Huh...?<br />?<br />SFX: KI I I I<br />Yasu: ......<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Yasu:  That woman... isn't that..<br />The one always hiding her mouth with her hand...<br />'Mitsuba'-san.<br />Tsurugi-chan's mom...<br />SFX: KIIIH<br />Yasu: ..........<br />HAH<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: GYAN<br />Insert: That appearance!<br />Bottom: Time Until the Rokakaka Fruit is Harvested<br />10 Days, 19 hours, 6 minutes<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43941</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 76</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:50:29+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 76 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: There is no time to be wrapped in a haven---<br />TItle: #076 Poor Tom and Ozone Baby Part 5<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Tom: What the hell... That piece 'a shiiiiit.<br />Insert: Men cornering each other...!!<br />Tom: Don't come near meeee!!<br />My 'victory's already a sure thing, don't you get it?!<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Tom: The way 'Ozone Baby' works is the closer ya get ta me, the higher the 'air pressure' goes, ya knooooow?!!<br />If you just steer clear 'a me you'll be safe!!<br />Jou: ZEH ZEH ZEH<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT<br />Tom: Stay awaaaaay!<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA<br />ZEEH<br />SFX: MESHA MESHA<br />Jou: ZEH<br />SFX: MESHA MESHA MESHA<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Tom: Jousuke, you friggin' bastaaaaard! Just go the hell ta sleeeeep!!<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT TURRRN<br />Tom: The windows 'a the fire engines are open!<br />And there's...<br />Three of 'em!<br />There's an ambulance!<br />SFX: WUUU WUUU WUUU<br />Tom: One ambulance!<br />SFX: WUUUU WUUUU<br />Tom: Dammit!<br />That ambulance<br />is headed this way with its windows closed! [&quot;closed&quot; in italics]<br />What the hell is it this tiiiime?!!<br />Wh-What's in there...?<br />SFX: FLOAT<br />Tom: Is there 'something' in that soap bubble?<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT<br />Ton: He shot that thing at me with something inside it, didn' 'e?!<br />Fine, I'll knock it outta the air!<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT<br />Tom: Huh?!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Tom: UOOOOOH!!<br />SFX: BONN<br />Tom: WUAAAAAAHHHH!!!<br />SFX: GUOOOOH<br />Tom: GEBWEH!!<br />SFX: GUBUH<br />Tom: BLEH<br />UGEEEHEEE<br />SFX: BUGO GEBOH<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Tom: Would you just stop following me already?!! I really gotta get ta the hospital...<br />Just... forget about this 'Rokakaka branch'. You're never gonna get it back, goddammit!!<br />I...<br />I know... I'll... give you some money...<br />SFX: SHURU SHURU SHURU<br />Tom: I'll pay ya, so don't come any closer and just go ta sleep!<br />SFX: DOSAA<br />Tom: I'll give ya even more money later, so please, just cool it!<br />We're both gettin' out with somethin' that way, right? Higashikata Jousuke... You're not gonna win this...<br />I just wanna get the antidote to the poison I swallowed!<br />So please, just take this money!<br />I'm gettin' outta here. Then we can all leave this thing happy!<br />Just go the hell ta sleep!<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT<br /><br />Page 8:<br />SFX: BONN<br />Tom: UOAAAAAAAAA! STAY AWAAAAAAAY!!<br />GUGI<br />GEBOH<br />SFX: GUO<br />Tom: N-No!!<br />This... ain't good!<br />SFX: SHURU SHURU<br />Tom: If... <br />If that gets close and pops, I'm screwed!<br />SFX: SHURU SHURU<br />Tom: Dammit...<br />Cancel the effect!<br />SFX: BUWAAAA FUH<br /><br />Page 9:<br />SFX: SHUUH<br />SFX: POP<br />SFX: BANG<br />SFX: SHUUUU<br />Tom: ...........<br />Uh...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Tom: N-<br />Nothing... was in it...<br />at all...?!!<br />SFX: ZEEH ZEEH<br />Tom: UGH<br />SFX: TRN<br />SFX: POP<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 11:<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Tom: Th-This ain't good...<br />HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />UUUGH<br />The soap bubble...<br />ZEEH<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Tom: KHH.<br />UH<br />UUGH<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: GLANCE<br /><br />Page 12:<br />SFX: DOOOOOON<br />SFX: DAH!<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Tom: UOAOOOOOOOOOO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Tom: The-<br />The ambulaaaance!!<br />That ambulance is on my side!!<br />SFX: DO DODO<br />Tom: The people in that ambulance<br />have gotta be my comrades!<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Tom: Right now, with the Higashikata family's orchard on fire...<br />SFX: GOH<br />Tom: that person should have come here from the hospital! [&quot;that person&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: PARA<br />SFX: PARA PARA PARA<br />SFX: PARA PARA PARA<br />SFX: PARA<br /><br />Page 15:<br />SFX: BAAAAAAH<br />Tom: Look over 'ere!!<br />SFX: POH POH<br />Tom: Look, I got it! I got the Rokakaka braaaaaanch!!!<br /><br />Page 16-17:<br />Tom: I go-<br />got<br />SFX: SHUPAAAN<br />Tom: got...<br />it.<br />The...<br />'Roka... kaka'...<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />Jou: Wh-<br />What?!!<br />SFX: BAH !<br />SFX: DOBAH<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />SFX: GARA A N<br />Jou: An... attack?!<br />!!?<br />No way...<br />But... huh?!<br />SFX: GAPAH ! GARA GARA<br />SFX: GIH GIGI...<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />SFX: BAAA A A A <br />SFX: BAGON BAGOH BAGOH ZUH<br />SFX: TON<br />Jou: Inside that ambulance!<br />His comrade!<br />The 'pressure man'... His comrade abandoned him.<br />But the direction that attack came form just now! It looked like it came from behind... What just happened?! [&quot;from behind&quot; in italics]<br />Don't tell me there's 'more than one of them'?!<br />SFX: GASHI<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: BADAM<br />SFX: BAAAA<br />Jou: Their only goal was the 'branch'! [&quot;only&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: DAH<br />SFX: WUUUU WUUUU WUUUU<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: DON DON DON DON<br />SFX: BASHI BASHI BASHI BASHI<br />SFX: GAH<br />SFX: DOSAAA<br />Licenseplate: Mori<br />Jou: HAA HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />Ua...<br />SFX: UUU UUU UUUU UUUU<br />Jou: ...Aaa<br />Aah...<br />SFX: UUUU<br /><br />Page 26-27:<br />Jou: UAAAAAa AAAAAA<br />ZEEH HAAHAA ZEEEH<br />SFX: UUUU UUU UUU<br />SFX: CRMBL CRMBL<br />SFX: PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA<br />Jou: The 'branch'...<br />AAAA<br />UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: Th... They took... the Rokakaka 'branch'...<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: GOO O OO OO<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Norisuke: Tsurugi!<br />SFX: OOO<br />Nori: Tsurugi!<br />SFX: GO O O<br />Nori: Don't go over there... there's a fire!<br />Stay away from the fire in the orchard!<br />SFX: GOOO O O O O<br />Nori: Are you okay, Tsurugi...?<br />Are you... hurt at all?<br />HAA HAA HAA<br />HAA HAA<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Tsurugi: ..................<br />SFX: OA O O O<br />Nori: That was an attack... I don't have any idea who it was...<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />And I don't really know... what's going on, but... I think our entire family was just attacked by the Rock Humans.<br />The moment I realized it... blood was already coming out of my eyes, ears, and nose...<br />Tsuru: How are my big sisters...?<br />And Joushuu, is he okay?<br />Nori: Yes,<br />they're okay for now. Joushuu and Hato and Daiya are over there...<br />unconscious.<br />Tsurugi... Are you really sure you're all right?<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Nori: I'm sure the target of the attack.... was the 'Rokakaka'. That 'branch' was somewhere in my orchard! And they went and lit it on fire... [&quot;was&quot; in italics] <br />Tsurugi...<br />Wasn't your daddy with you?<br />Where's Joubin?<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: GO O O O O<br />Iwa: GEHO<br />GEHO<br />KEHO<br />Nori: Iwasuke...<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Tsurugi: Grand...pa... <br />The 'Rokakaka',<br />if that fruit got stolen...<br />then does that mean the Higashikata family lost? ...And my illness won't get better?<br />Nori: I told you before, right...? There's nothing for you to worry about...<br />When that time comes....<br />I'll help you... There's no reason for you to worry.<br />Tsuru: ...<br />Nori: Anyhow, I'm going to go look for Joubin.<br />Where could he be...? Maybe the garage?<br />!?<br />SFX: KASAH<br />Nori: 'Origami'...?<br />Is this yours?<br />Tsurugi, you should go back inside the house.<br />And make sure you steer clear of that fire.<br />SFX: UUU UUU UUU<br /><br />Page 32:<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUU UUUU<br />Tsurugi: ..........<br />Jou: Tsurugi...<br />Grandpa is right... don't go near the orchard.<br />SFX: UUUU UUU UUUU<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Jou: Because the security cameras have reactivated now.<br />&quot;Paper Moon King&quot;.<br />It has the ability to make those that touch your 'origami'<br />&quot;see people as having the same face&quot;<br />through its ability to &quot;make them unable to discern objects and recognize their shapes&quot;.<br />SFX: GO GO<br />Joubin: Let's savor this victory...<br />SFX: GO GOGOGO<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Jou: You and I defeated everyone!!<br />SFX: UUUUUUUU<br />UUUUUU UUUU UUUU<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Guys: Well now... that... 'Higashikata Jousuke'...<br />SFX: UUUU UUUU<br />Guys: after Poor Tom stole the 'branch', he kept chasing him to the very end.<br />It looks like he believed it... He was certainly quite desperate to get it back...<br />'Poor Tom', too... Just now he was cornered and running away.<br />......<br />...But this...<br />SFX: CRICK<br />SFX: CRACK CRCK<br /><br />Page 36:<br />SFX: CRAAAACK<br />Guys: This is just an ordinary pear 'branch'!<br />This is not the 'Rokakaka branch'...!!<br />Poor Tom...<br />He assumed this was the Rokakaka one and took it,<br />but at that point he'd already blundered.<br />This is the wrong one!<br />SFX: BASHIIH<br />Guy: The Higashikata family orchard... covers a considerable area.<br />And most of it has already burned.<br />No... That's not the right way to think about this.<br />SFX: UUUUUUUU<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Guys: The one that lit the fire is somewhere else.<br />Both Poor Tom and us<br />came here when we saw the orchard was on fire.<br />So that means neither 'Poor Tom'<br />nor 'Jousuke' was the one who lit that fire targeting the orchard.<br />'Whoever' it was that lit that fire<br />has their hands on the Rokakaka branch right now...<br />But who is it...?<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Tom: GU GU GU <br />SFX: GO GO<br />Tom: UGE GE<br />GEBOAA <br />GEH<br /><br />Page 38:<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Tom: I got iiiiiit!<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br />Jou: ZEEH HAA HAA<br />ZEEH ZEEH<br />Jou: HAA<br />SFX: HAA ZEEH ZEEEH SHU!<br />SFX: GUOHN<br />Jou: HAA<br />ZEE HAA <br />ZEE<br /><br />Page 39:<br />SFX: GUO OO O<br />SF:X DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Jou: This 'Rokakaka branch'...<br />SFX: DOOOOON<br />Jou: We're going to cultivate it!<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Jou: Look at this 'branch'.<br />Pop's 'plant appraiser'...<br />he got done in by 'Poor Tom's' pressure,<br />but he really was something... These are 'bugs'.<br />There are special 'bugs' planted inside this 'branch'.<br />By 'grafting' it on to this cactus plant, it'll grow faster.<br />The 'Rokakaka branch' and this farrow cactus have already fused... But just to be sure, let's apply some adhesive.<br />With this method, it shouldn't be too long before we can harvest the 'fruit'.<br />For example, the record for flowers is the gigantea, which will grow 'flowers' 14 days after being grafted.<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Tsurugi: Will the fruit grow? ...Wh... Where do we put it?<br />Jou: I'm thinking about that.<br />Listen closely, Tsurugi.<br />By father... Norisuke, your Grandpa, cares a whole lot about you.<br />Grandpa is your ally... and we're all a family.<br />That being said... this 'branch' is a different case.<br />You must not talk about this 'branch'.<br />It's a secret to everyone.<br />If you talk to Grandpa Norisuke about this 'branch',<br />then Grandpa Norisuke will lose to the 'enemy'. ...That's because his way of thinking is weak.<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Joubin: Right now... our enemies, family, everyone, thinks that the 'branch' was lost in this orchard fire.<br />And Jousuke is in despair over it being taken.<br />Us two are the only ones that know the truth.<br />We're the ones tasting victory...<br />This world, including Morioh, is crazy. And the one thing you can be certain of in this mad world...<br />is the one that wins is the one 'in the right'.<br />SFX: GOOOO O<br />SFX: O<br />SX: O<br />SFX: OO<br /><br />Page 44:<br />SFX: OO O O O O<br />SFX: OO<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san...<br />Thank goodness...<br />you're alive...<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san, the 'branch' was stolen.<br />I couldn't get it back...<br />Insert: Everything has been lost...<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43940</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 75</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:49:38+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 75 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: This fruit can even change the laws of the world---<br />Title: #75 Poor Tom and Ozone Baby Part 4<br />Aithor: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />The 'pears' that the boy's parents grew were judged to have magnificent sweetness, and won awards at competitions for it.<br />The money they made from their orchard at the end of fall rose to 80 million yen.<br />Still, where the boy's parents failed in operating their orchard<br />was not due to typhoons, droughts, or anything to do with the weather, [&quot;weather&quot; in italics]<br />nor was it because of the increase of wild Japanese monkeys which were a major pest towards pears,<br />it was because their cultivation techniques leaked to other people in the industry.<br />They came in the night.<br />It was an early morning after summer had ended--- they went to check the trees they'd been looking after since the previous winter,<br />and not a single pear was left remaining on the trees.<br />Even the trees themselves where cut down.<br />The usurpers were with some local moneylenders.<br />SFX: GOOOO<br />Narr: The father and mother were backed into a corner--- and forced to part with the orchard. [It says &quot;The father and man&quot; which doesn't make sense I'm kinda guessing it's a typo here.]<br />SFX: OOOO<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Narr: The boy, who was moody and disliked people since he was a child,<br />could never forgive his parents' error--- and cursed his fate.<br />SFX: GOOO O OO O OO O<br />Narr: He began living alone on a decaying ski slope, at an altitude of 1,200 meters; not a place well suited to cultivate fruit trees.<br />And the boy was first able to cultivate and sell strawberries on the plateau<br />was when he was 17 years old---<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Narr: The buyer was 'The Higashikata Fruit Parlor'.<br />SFX: OOO OOO<br />Narr: Ever since then---<br />every year, the boy researched and cultivated fruit trees exclusively for the Higashikata Fruit Parlor.<br />Norisuke: GAHU<br />Narr: Only for the 4th generation &quot;Higashikata Norisuke&quot;.<br />Nori: Gu.<br /><br />Page 6-7:<br />Nori: Uu<br />What's happening to 'Makezuku Rai'?!<br />Rai: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: DOSHAAH!<br /><br />Page 8-9:<br />Jou: Ma...<br />SFX: DOSHAH GUGUGU<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san...<br />SFX: GAH<br />SFX: GOOH<br />Jou: The Rokakaka 'branch'!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Joubin: L-Look...<br />Tsurugi...<br />Do you... see that? They finally appeared!<br />Tsuru: They're all... being pressurized.<br />HAa<br />HAa<br />Jou: But one of them is going to collect the 'branch'!<br />That's the plant appraised! Jousuke's there, too!<br />Rai: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 11:<br />SFX: GRND GRND<br />Tom: GIH.. GUH...<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRND<br />Tom: GUEH<br />SFX: HYUNN<br />SFX: WHRL<br /><br />Page 12:<br />SFX: GIH<br />Tom: GAH<br />GABBU<br />SFX: SHIIIH<br />Rai: You're... a Rock Human, yes?<br />I'll break you apart with my wires.<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRND<br />Tom: I...<br />I can't believe this is happening to me...<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRND<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Tom: Until a minute ago, I was in a nice, sunny room.<br />All warm and comfy from the warmth of a girl, dammi~~~t!<br />I was gonna use her lap as a pillow...<br />snuggle her thighs...<br />and sit around without a care in the world waiting for you guys to get crushed to a pulp.<br />SFX: CREAK CREAK CREAK CREAK<br />Tom: But somebody went 'n lit the orchard on fire.<br />Geez oh man.<br />I mean... I couldn't not come after that... Despite the chance somethin' like this could happen ta me.<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />Tom: That's why I'm gettin' my hands on that 'Rokakaka', no ifs ands or buts!<br /><br />Page 14-15:<br />SFX: CREK CREAK<br />SFX: POKIH PAKIH MEKONN<br />Jou: !?<br />Tom: Ku... Kuku.<br />SFX: GABUH BAGYONN<br /><br />Page 16-17:<br />Tom: My Stand... 'Ozone Baby'...<br />I dug it up from under the ground.<br />You better've said yer prayers before touchin' me.<br />When it was buried, it had a warm and fuzzy attack with a 100 meter radius range.<br />But... with you touchin' me like this, the pressure level's gonna...<br />Rai: U OO<br />URGH<br />SFX: PAKIH BOKON MEKON DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: suddenly shoot through the roof!!<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Rai: OOGH<br />SFX: PEKI PAKI PAKI<br />Rai: OUOOH<br />SFX: CRACK!<br />Rai: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!<br />SFX: CRACK CRICCK CRACK<br /><br />Page 18:<br />Tom: My cervical vertebrae haven't broken yet!<br />Before you can break my body... I'm gonna crush yer insides!<br />Jou: &quot;Soft...<br />&amp;<br />Wet&quot;.<br />SFX: BUWAAH<br />Jou: Fire!!<br /><br />Page 19:<br />SFX: DON DON DON DON DON<br />SFX: GOH!!<br /><br />Page 20:<br />SFX: G O O O O O<br />Rai: There are 'yew' trees growing in the Higashikata orchard.<br />Their leaves and branches are used in Shinto rituals but...<br />I'll say this, you're lucky you didn't 'graft' the Rokakaka 'branch' to a yew branch.<br />These things are deadly poison. They'll do extreme damage to your insides.<br />Especially if you put the 'seeds' in your mouth.<br />It's a good thing the Rokakaka branch isn't grafted to one of these.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Tom: !?<br />SFX: GO O O O O O O <br /><br />Page 22:<br />Rai: The soap bubbles...<br />The soap bubble walls<br />act as a 'barrier' for what's inside them...<br />Jou: If a bubble pops,<br />the pressure inside it will suddenly decompress!<br />SFX: POOP POP POP POP POPP<br />SFX: CRCKL<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL<br />SFX: DRIIIP<br /><br />Page 23:<br />SFX: SHUH<br />SFX: WHRL WHRL<br />SFX: PASHIIIH<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Tom: GEBOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH<br />SFX: GISHIIIIH WHRL WHRL<br />SFX: SQZZZZ<br />SFX: ULP<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Rai: Yews are as poisonous as you can get!<br />'English yew' seeds were used by author Agatha Christie in her books as a trick to killing someone by putting one in a spoonful of jam!<br />It can even kill large-sized livestock!<br />When yew poison is absorbed by digestive organs, it gets sent straight to the heart and causes blood pressure to go off the charts, causes violent convulsions, and tear internal organs to shreds!<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Tom: GUUAAAAAAAA<br />SFX: GUE GA... ULP<br />SFX: ZAH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: BA SHIIN<br />SFX: SHUH<br />Rai: Will I be crushed by this pressure first...?<br />Or will the poison get to your heart first...?<br />Tom: Wh... Wha...?<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Tom: If you think I was tryin' ta use that knife ta cut yer wires, I hate ta break it to ya,<br />but what I wanted ta use<br />wasn't the 'knife'!<br />SFX: PATAM<br />Tom: When it gets pressed between somethin', it ends up like it's enclosed by walls, right...?<br />What I needed was the 'sheath'.<br />And, closed!<br />SFX: GUIH<br />SFX: ZUZU ZUZUZU<br />SFX: GUSHAH<br /><br />Page 28-29:<br />SFX: BUSHUH<br />SFX: DOBAH<br />SFX: FLOP<br />SFX: DOSHAH BODON <br />Jou: Mamezuku-san!<br />SFX: ZUGU<br />Tsurugi: The plant appraiser lost.<br />SFX: GOH<br />Jou: Poor Tom is leaving the orchard!<br />He took the Rokakaka 'branch'!<br /><br />Page 30-31:<br />SFX: GUSHA BON<br />Someone: BUH<br />SFX: BA A A A N<br /><br />Page 32-33:<br />Tom: I... I wo~~~~~n!!!<br />Fuck you, asshole!<br />SFX: GAHAH GUEH RARAH BUOH<br />SFX: DOSHA<br />SFX: GUH<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA<br />ZEE HAA<br />SFX: GU GU GU GU<br />SFX: GEBOGH<br />Tom: But're you gonna follow me,<br />Higashikata Jousuke...?<br />You might be better off hightailing it outta here, know what I'm sayiiin'?<br />It'll happen ta you, too...<br />The closer ya get ta my 'Ozone Baby',<br />the stronger the 'pressure' is gonna get...<br />Handwritten: GE... GEEH<br /><br />Page 34-35:<br />SFX: GASHIH<br />Tom: GUEH GEH<br />ZEEH ZEEH<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />GAH<br />SFX: GO O O O<br />Tom: The 'branch' is miiiiiine!!<br /><br />Page 36:<br />SFX: BAH<br />SFX: GAGUH!<br />SFX: GAH<br />Jou: ZEE ZEE<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: HAA <br />HAA<br />SF:X DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 37:<br />SFX: UUUUUU UUUUUUU<br />Ton: GEEH<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUUU<br />Tom: That siren...<br />GEHOGH...<br />It's a fire-engine.<br />It's... probably comin' this way...<br />I mean, there's a fire 'n shit.<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUUU UUUU<br />Tom: Man, what took 'em! There's probably an ambulance comin' from the hospital, too.<br />I think... only the juice 'a one yew seed got inta my stomach...<br />They should counteract the poison for me.<br />But the windows 'a those vehicles---<br /><br />Page 38:<br />The people in that ambulance...<br />Are they comin' here with their windows open...?<br />If the vehicles' doors 'n windows and shit are all closed, that'll be a 'barrier'.<br />and if they get within the 100 meter range, the inside of the ambulance will 'pressurize', too...<br />Well, not like they know what's goin' on here. Those ambulance windows... I get the feeling they're headed this way with them closed.<br />SFX: UUUU UUUU UUUU<br />Tom: Because they're comrades...<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUU<br />SFX: GLANCE<br />Tom: GEH<br />...Ugh<br />UUungh.<br />SFX: UUUUU<br />Dammi~~~~t!<br />I'm feeling... pretty damn shitty right now...<br />GEH<br />GEeE<br />Man, that guy doesn't give up. Couldn't he have just collapsed and took a rest...?<br />The pressure should be going gradually back to normal as I get away from him...<br />My goal's this 'branch'. I'd like ta just rescind Ozone Baby at this point.<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Jou: ZEE<br />ZEE<br />HAA<br />ZEE<br />HAA<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO <br />Tom: Don't you get iiiit?!! The closer you get ta me, the higher the pressure's gonna get!!<br />You lost, jackass!<br />Now go die,<br />Higashikata Jousuke!<br />Jou: ZEE<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 40-41:<br />Jou: Holly-san!<br />Mamezuku-san!<br />I won't let anyone else get the branch...!<br />I won't you get away...<br />Take this!<br />SFX: BUWAAAAAAH<br />SFX: AA AA<br />SFX: DOBAH<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Tom: Jousuke...<br />?<br />He just shot somethin' up inta the air.<br />It's heain' towards me.<br />Is he tryin' ta hit me wit that...?<br />What is it?<br />That's uh...<br />A soap bubble...<br />wrapped in other soap bubbles!<br />It's shaped like a... mille-feuille.<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT<br /><br />Page 43:<br />Tom: Something's inside!<br />&quot;What&quot; is that in there? Wait, I can see it...!!<br />That's one 'a those yew seeds from before.<br />Hmph!<br />SFX: ZAH BAH<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT<br />SFX: BONN<br />Tom: AH!!<br /><br />Page 44:<br />Tom: One of the soap bubbles popped! And then the direction it's movin' in changed, too!!<br />Wh-'What the hell' is inside there?!<br />The closer it gets ta me, the stronger the pressure's gettin'.<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT<br />Tom: It's breakin' one layer at a time!<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: BANN<br />Tom: GEH!<br />UUH!<br />UOOH!<br />Another one popped!<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Tom: Th-They're comin'!<br />You basta~~~~rd!<br />Insert: Who will take control of that ultimate power?!<br />SFX: UUUUU UUUUU UUUUU UUUUU SHURU SHURU SHURU<br />Bottom: *This series will be on hiatus next issue. It will resume in the July issue (On sale June 19th).<br />To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 74</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:49:06+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 74 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: The fruit forces a decision from these men---<br />Title: #74 Poor Tom and Ozone Baby Part 3<br />Author: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: What is happening to the Higashikata Family...?!<br />SFX: GAHAH HAA HAA<br />SFX: HAA<br />SFX: GAHAH<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br />SFX: DRRRG<br />Guys: HAa<br />HAa<br />HAa<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Tsuru: U-<br />Uuuh.<br />Hah...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Hato: Uh.<br />Uuh.<br />Uh.<br />Someone: H-Hato-chan...<br />D-Daiya-chan...<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Hato: What're you two doing in there,<br />Big Bro Joubin, Tsurugi-chan?<br />Huh?<br />SFX: GARA...<br />Guys: D-Don't open the door, Hato-chan!!<br />Hato: We heard a loud crashing sound coming from the garage...<br />Uh..?! Wha...?<br />Guys: CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!<br />SFX: DRIP DRIP DRIP<br />SFX: BADAM<br />Tsuru: H-Hato-chan!!<br />Daiya-chaaaaaan!!<br />SFX: DOSAAH<br />SFX: DODO DO<br />SFX: DO<br /><br />Page 6:<br />SFX: GO O O OH<br />Jou: It's a barrier...!!<br />The range is the entire Higashikata Estate! If the house's doors and windows are closed...<br />then Joushuu and my Dad in the dining room are facing the same thing!!<br />U... Uuh!<br />Tsurugi: Do you know the 'user' of thing thing that's attacking us, Dad?!<br />Were you friends with this 'enemy'?!<br />Jou: Tsurugi...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: I'm sorry you got roped into all this.<br />And I don't mind if you doubt my actions... or think I'm a bad person,<br />but I'm doing what I'm doing with your well being in mind.<br />Do you believe that?<br />Tsuru: ...<br />...Yes.<br />SFX: NOD<br />Jou: Then we can kill that Poor Tom man.<br />We'll need quite a bit of resolve to do so, though.<br />Tsuru: HAA HAA HAA<br />Jou: P-'Pressure'. What's 'happening to the pressure' here?<br />And if we stay here, what's gonna happen to Hato-chan and Daiya-chan?<br />And Grandpa! And Joushuu!<br />SFX: HAA HAA GAHAH<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: If I were to use 'water pressure' as an example,<br />a sperm whale can apparently dive to a maximum depth of 2,000 meters. But the world record for a human 'skin diving' is only 214 meters.<br />A trained human can withstand '21 atmospheres' of pressure.<br />While bare in mind it's only going to go up a little at a time, but that's where we're headed.<br />We'll probably be at that level in a few minutes.<br />But rest assured, we're not gonna get to 21 atmospheres. That's because we're going to beat Poor Tom and his Stand before that happens...<br />Tsuru: B... But then...<br />what'll happen to us... after 21 atmospheres?<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br />Tsuru: And if we just open a window, we'll die, right?<br />The air in our guts and stuff will expand inside our blood vessels and explode!<br />We can't go out of here at all!! Beat him? We can't even fight, right...?!<br />Jou: So we won't go outside...<br />We'll take down Poor Tom right from here.<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Tsu: Dad, even I can tell<br />that this ability is a 'long-range automatic attack'!<br />So I really doubt the user... That Poor Tom guy is anywhere near this house!<br />Jou: Yes... Exactly.<br />He's hidden far away...<br />He's at a safe place where we definitely can't reach him...<br />Just waiting... without a care in the world.<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL ROLL<br />SFX: ROLL ROLL<br />SFX: BZZZZ ROLL ROLL ROLL<br /><br />Page 10:<br />SFX: BZZZZ ROLL ROLL<br />Woman: ............<br />At the place near the parking lot!<br />......Yea~~~h.<br />I remember... My business card... did you write it down?<br />How long are you gonna keep licking?<br />They say they wanna talk to you.<br />Here.<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Tom: A phone call...?<br />?<br />For me?<br />Someone: Listen, you...<br />You told me that finding the 'Rokakaka Fruit' was impossible, that there was no way you could get it now, so you'd given up... [&quot;given up&quot; in italics]<br />That's what you told me before, right...?<br />Is that what you really think?<br />I think the only way I'll find out is if I put it to the test... Look! [&quot;Look&quot; big]<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />Tom: Y-<br />SFX: GOOO O OH<br />Tom: You gotta be kiddin' me. That photo's of...<br />You bastard...<br />'Re you serious, Higashikata Joubin?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Woman: Wha~~~~t? <br />Where you goiiiin'?<br />And that's my cell phone, ya know...<br />SFX: DAN<br />Tsu: 'Paper Moon! Frog...' Dad, y-you lit our orchard on fire?<br />SFX: GUO NN<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Tsuru: So, no one knows where the 'Rokakaka Branch' is exactly...<br />but if it's somebody in the orchard,<br />it'll burn!!<br />Jou: Of course it will...<br />SFX: GO O O O O H<br />Jou: I don't think any different.<br />But when everyone sees these flames... They'll be very concerned about the fate of the 'branch'!<br />SFX: O O O <br />Jou: Here's where we need resolve.<br />We have to win this.<br />Jou: Tsurugi... Your 'Paper Moon'.<br />I had you fold up my cell phone an take it outside just now,<br />but I need you to do more...Turning this paper into origami, what can you make?<br />SFX: OO HAA HAA HAA<br />Tsuru: A fire truck.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Jou: A fire truck.<br />I like the idea... Ok, go ahead.<br />SFX: KASAH<br />SFX: SFFT<br />Jou: Wait! ...I think we can soak some more kerosene into it.<br />There! Okay, send it out!<br />SFX: GLUG GLUG<br />SFX: SPLISH<br />SFX: PUKUH<br />SFX: BOING SPLISH SPLISH<br /><br />Page 16:<br />SFX: DOSHUUUUUUUH<br />SFX: UU<br />Jou: 'Speed King',<br />&quot;Ignite&quot;!!<br />SFX: BONN<br />SFX: GOOOO<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Jou: The 'branch' will burn...<br />But if nothing happens and the 'Rokakaka Fruit' is destroyed by the fire,<br />then everyone loses!<br />SFX: O O O O O O O <br />Jou: But he should be here... [&quot;he&quot; in italics]<br />He must be nearby!<br />'Jousuke' must be somewhere around this orchard.<br />And the plant appraiser, too! Now, how course of action will he take?<br />SFX: OOO<br />Jou: &quot;Jousuke&quot; should make a move...<br />I'm confident we're walking the 'path of righteousness'.<br />So I'm certain we'll win this in the end!<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />Rai: It's that door!!<br />Jousuke, close the door!!<br />Keep it closed! We can't go outside right now!!<br />SFX: DRIP DRIP DRIP GABAH DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: This is...<br />an enemy attack...<br />SFX: ZUN DROP DROP DO DO<br />SFX: BONN<br />SFX: DRUBB<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Jou: Mamzuku-san!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: Th... This is a 'pressure' attack!<br />At some point, the 'pressure increased' in this passageway without us noticing!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: The enemy knows we're here!<br />The 'enemy' must be outside!<br />They've already found us!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO <br />Rai: Wait!<br />SFX: DAH!<br />Rai: Jousuke, hold on!<br />That can't be right!<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Rai: Maybe if we were sitting under the arbor,<br />but Norisuke-san hasn't even told his eldest son Joubin about this underground passageway!<br />There's no way anyone knows about it! There's no way anyone's found out that we've come here!!<br />Jou: Look at the proof!<br />This passageway is under attack!<br />Rai: The Rokakaka's location hasn't been found out! This is probably a long-range automatic trap!<br />Probably just in case we got close to the orchard!<br />It's an attack to keep us from getting away once we came here!<br />Jou: I guess that could be... I don't know...<br />Then, Mamezuku-san, tell me this. I can see what's going on outside through the window in this hatch.<br />How do you explain what's going on outside?<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />Jou: The entire orchard is on fire!<br />What in the world is this person thinking?!<br />They must be trying to burn the 'Rokakaka branch'!!<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Rai: What...?<br />SFX: GO O O O O O O O<br />Guys: Where are they? Where's the enemy that lit the fire? [Top left]<br />The 'branch' is still all right. [Bottom right]<br />SFX: O O O O<br />Someone: But the fire's approaching it.<br />SFX: O O<br />Rai: Because the enemy's lost track of me... and lost track of the Rokakaka...<br />rather than let the 'Rokakaka branch' fall into our hands... they're going to burn down the whole orchard.<br />They're intending to slaughter us along with the Higashikata family.<br />Jou: Slaughter?<br />MUH<br /><br />Page 25:<br />SFX: FLOAAT<br />SFX: FOON<br />Jou: This enemy... They're trying to get us out in the open and slaughter us...<br />There's no doubt about that...<br />But...<br />SFX: OOO<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Jou: it seems like they have some other goal in lighting the orchard on fire.<br />Right now, at this point where it's possible the 'branch' might burn...<br />and disappear forever.<br />Rai: 'Goal'?<br />Jou: They lit this orchard on fire with a 'goal in mind'!<br />SFX: GO O O O O O O O O O<br />Someone: D-<br />Dad...<br />...U.<br />Uuuh....<br />SFX: BEGOOOO<br />SFX: GO O O O <br /><br />Page 27:<br />Tsu: Th-The 'pressure' in here... H-how much...<br />is it at now?<br />Jou: I-I think it's just past 15 atmospheres...<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAAA HAA O O O O <br />SFX: BEKON<br />SFX: GUSHA GUSHAH<br />Jou: Tsurugi... Don't think about that...<br />All we can do is wait... There's no time, but... we have to wait.<br />Tsurugi: 'Iwasuke'...<br />SFX: HAA HAA<br />Tsuru: D-Do you think he's okay...?<br />SFX: GAHAH<br />Jou: Before, across the parking lot... I saw Iwasuke going into his doghouse.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Jou: Iwasuke most likely turned his body to stone inside the doghouse.<br />If he's 'stone', I'd think he'll be able to withstand this.<br />Tsu: If he's stone...<br />he'll be able to withstand the pressure, huh...? Yeah, I'm sure<br />he'll make it through.<br />Jou: Tsurugi... Your Paper Moon origami.<br />Next... is there anything you can make... that can fly?<br />Tsuru: A crane.<br />SFX: O O O O O O <br />Jou: A crane...<br />I like it.<br />Make it.<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Rai: Jousuke... what on earth is going through your head?<br />Get your hands off that wheel.<br />SFX: O O O O <br />Rai: Jousuke! Get away from that hatch right now!<br />Jou: I'm thinking about the 'Rokakaka branch' out there.<br />The flames are almost right under the 'branch! The roots of the tree are starting to burn!<br />Rai: Are you saying you're going to go out that door?<br />Jou: Well, 'going outside', at least... <br />is something I can do.<br /><br />Page 30-31:<br />Jou: It should be possible.<br />&quot;Soft &amp; Wet&quot;.<br />SFX: SUUUUUH<br />Jou: I'm going to go out this door...<br />and collect the 'Rokakaka Branch' to get it out of harm from the flames!<br />SFX: SHUH! <br />Jou: With this enemy Stand, the between the inside and outside of a wall is 'boundary line'.<br />If you're inside that boundary line, the air pressure goes up.<br />So then if I wrap up the air with the walls of a soap bubble... the same rules should apply! The air will keep pressurizing,<br />but I should be able to go out of the hatch like this!<br />Rai: If you go out to get it,<br />then the location of the 'branch' will be leaked to the enemy.<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Jou: And that... is what the 'enemy's' goal is.<br />I'll be telling them where it is, giving them a chance to take it! [&quot;chance&quot; in italics.]<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Jou: But I can't just sit here and let the 'branch' disappear!<br />Rai: ......<br />SFX: SUH<br />Rai: If you go down that hall, and go through the door at the end of it...<br />then keep going... and you'll reach the coast. It continues to a hidden passageway beneath the lone pine.<br />If you go out the door at the end of it...<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Rai: we may be able to get out of the enemy's attack range. Have you thought of that?<br />Jou: I have a woman waiting for this Rokakaka!<br />I'm going to take back the past I lost!<br />If Norisuke-san gets that Rokakaka, it should open the righteous path that brings everyone happiness.<br />And if we lose this Rokakaka branch, all that will be left is despair!<br />No matter what it takes, I cannot let the enemy get the Rokakaka or let it burn! [&quot;or&quot; in italics.]<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Rai: I like your style!<br />...So you're gonna open the door<br />...and go outside?<br />...This is an ability that kills you if you venture outside.<br />So if that 'soap bubble' pops, you'll die.<br />SFX: DOSHOOOMM<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Jou: I'm going to pen the door, go outside, walk over to the 'branch', collect it, and come back.<br />The pressurization won't change.<br />And then I'll go back into the passage and we'll go escape.<br />Rai: Jousuke... I don't like this, but that speech of yours just now... I liked it. Parts of it, at least.<br />I didn't care about the other parts,<br />but the line about Norisuke-san struck a chord.<br />Knowing Norisuke-san... with that 'new Rokakakak' branch,<br />everyone should open up the righteous path and bring everyone happiness.<br />That 'branch' is a demon plant! There's no human that can tame it!<br />So I'll go collect it!<br />SFX: GAPAH<br />Jou: !<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Jou: M-Mamezuku-san!<br />SFX: GOOO OO<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Rai: The 'branch'...<br />has 4 &quot;bugs&quot; that have entered inside it.<br />The 'branch' has to be broken off in a way that does not kill the bugs.<br />If the 'bugs' die, the 'branch' will immediately wilt.<br />Jousuke, that's a lot to take on your shoulders.<br />SFX: OO O O<br />Rai: If I shoot my wires out of this bubble, I should be able to break the 'branch' off without it dropping into the flames.<br />SFX: GO O<br /><br />Page 38-39:<br />SFX: MUH GOOOO<br />Jou: Tsurugi...<br />Look.<br />Walking out there!<br />SFX: OOO HAA HAA<br />Rai: Someone's appeared... inside a bubble!<br />Who is that...?<br />SFX: O O O<br />Jou: The 'plant appraiser'... That must be the plant appraiser!<br />He's finally arrived!<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Jou: He came out... I knew he was here! So that must mean Jousuke's here, too!<br />The decided to go out to collect the &quot;branch&quot;!<br />This is what we've been waiting for!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL CRCKL<br /><br />Page 41:<br />SFX: ZAH<br />Jou: ? ....<br />Mamezuku-san?!<br />Where are you looking?<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Jou: What're you doing?<br />The Rokakaka 'branch' is on that tree...<br />The flames are making their way over to it!<br />Rai: ..........<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL<br />Jou: He's not moving.<br />And he's looking the wrong way...<br />What's he doing?<br />The flames are getting to the 'branch'!<br /><br />Page 43:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Tom: 'Ey...<br />Stare at me all ya want, but...<br />Ehh...<br />You got a decision ta make...<br /><br />Page 44-45:<br />Tom: And ya may wanna hurry up wit it...<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL<br />Tom: I knew it. There really is a Rokakaka 'branch'...<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL<br />Jou: Ha...<br />M-Mamezuku-san!!<br />Don't tell me<br />someone's coming...?<br />SFX: HAH<br />Tsuru: D-Dad, somebody's in the bushes...<br />Rai: Poor Tom is here!!<br />Tom: It wasn' me that lit this orchard on fire.<br />But if the 'branch' yer tryin' ta collect<br />is in the trees over there...<br />SFX: CRCKL CRCKL CRCKL<br />SFX: DOSHU UUUUUUUUUH<br /><br />Page 46-57:<br />SFX: GANN<br />Jou: H-He did it!!<br />SFX: CRAAAAAACK<br />Tom: So that's the branch, eh?!<br />Got it!<br />And so does everybody else!<br />Insert: Is a free-for-all battle inevitable?!<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43938</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 73</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:48:37+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 73 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: Simply waiting is not an option---<br />Title: #73 Poor Tom and Ozone Baby Part 2<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Someone: Who will get their hands on the new 'Rokakaka Fruit'?!<br />Insert: The new threat surrounding the fruit!!<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Someone: I (Higashikata Joubin) have differing options from my Dad (Higashikata Norisuke)! Everything I'm doing, I'm doing for the Higashikata Family!!<br />I buried Poor Tom's &quot;house&quot; in the soil of the orchard on the Higashikata Family property!<br />'Rock Human Poor Tom' has stated that, rather than hand over the 'Rokakaka Branch' to the plant appraised and Jousuke,<br />SFX: DO<br />Joubin: even if it means losing track of the 'branch'... and the 'Rokakaka' wilting away forever,<br />he will eliminate the two of them automatically if they approach the orchard!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: But this-<br />His ability!!<br />Th-This is insane!<br />SFX: DRUB DRUB<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />SFX: DO<br />Tsurugi: Aah...<br />Gah!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Iwa: BUH<br />SFX: GABA<br />Tsurugi: Ah! Guh!!<br />Aa. Ugguh!<br />SFX: DRIP DRIP DRIP<br />Jou: Tsurugi!!<br />Ts-<br />Tsuru: Uu<br />Kuh<br />SFX: BEGON BEKON BEGON<br /><br />Page 6:<br />SFX: BEKON BEKON<br />Jou: UOAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAH!!<br />SFX: GAKUN GAH<br />Tsuru: I-Iwasuke.<br />Kuh<br />Ah.<br />I-I can't move.<br />SFX: SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK<br />Tsurugi: D...<br />Dad...<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: Come back, Tsurugi!<br />Get back over here!<br />SFX: DRIP DRIP<br />Tsuru: Gah...<br />I... can't move.<br />SFX: DRIP<br />Jou: P...<br />'Poor Tom'... th-this ability of his... is insane!!<br />He...<br />has no way... of choosing a target... or telling friend from foe!!<br />SX: ZUH<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: I'm counted as part of that now, too...!<br />From the outset, this attack was meant...<br />to remotely eliminate anyone and everyone that got near the orchard!<br />I knew it, he does intend to look for the 'Rokakaka Branch'! After everyone's wiped out, he plans to take his time to search this estate...<br />SFX: DRGG DRG DRGG <br />SFX: DRGG<br />Jou: Ts-<br />Tsurugi!!<br />SFX: DAH<br />SFX: DON<br />SFX: BUH BUH<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Jou: GAHAH!<br />SFX: DOSHAAH<br /><br />Page 10-11:<br />Jou: Th... This 'attack'... <br />Just out of nowhere...<br />I started bleeding...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />What he hell is this?!<br />What happened?!<br />Is it because I left the shed?! Tsurugi is losing consciousness... I'm bleeding from my ears... and have a headache...<br />But this 'sensation'... This isn't an attack that uses a disease or some kind of poison...<br />SFX: BEKON BEKON BEKON<br />Jou: The door to the shed I had closed before.<br />Because that dog went wild- Because Tsurugi let 'Iwasuke' out, this happened.<br />SFX: BEKON<br />Jou: The plastic containers holding stuff like kerosene and detergent were crushed flat,<br />but now they're back to their original shape.<br />They weren't destroyed...<br />SFX: PEKOH PEKOH PEKON<br />Jou: It's because I<br />went out that 'door'.<br />When I was still inside the room,<br />the symptoms were fairly minor...<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Jou: HAA<br />HAA HAA<br />HAA<br />Dammit...<br />I need... to hurry... back inside...<br />...I need to get 'Tsurugi'...<br />SFX: GU GU GU GUH GU GU<br />Jou: back into that room in the shed we left...<br />SFX: DRGG DRG<br />Jou: I need to get Tsurugi through the side entrance!!<br />But... Wh-Whaat is this?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: DOBAH<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Jou: Uaaa... Aah<br />SFX: GUH GUH GUH GUH<br />SFX: DODO OOH<br />Jou: &quot;Speed...<br />...K-King.&quot;<br />Heating,<br />Ignite.<br />SFX: DOOO O N<br /><br />Page 14-15:<br />SFX: DOOOO N<br />SFX: GASHAN<br />SFX: GUIIH<br />SFX: GAH<br />SFX: GUOOON AAA DOKUSHAA BUN<br /><br />Page 16:<br />SFX: DOSAA A<br />SFX: BAN<br />SFX: PITARI PITARI<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Jou: Th... This is... air &quot;pressurization&quot;!<br />SFX: PITARI PITARI PITA<br />Jou: When I close the door... the air is &quot;pressurized&quot;!<br />SFX: PEKON<br />Jou: And when we went outside, we underwent sudden decompression!<br />PUH<br />Poor Tom!!<br />The range of this attack isn't just the orchard! It's the whole Higashikata house! His target is anyone that knows even a little bit about the 'branch'!<br />And there's zero risk to him!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />Jou: GODDAMMIIIIIIIT!!!<br />SFX: BEKON BEKON<br />Rai: Jousuke, let's get going...<br />Is something wrong?<br />What're you doing over there?<br />Jou: Uh... It's-<br />It's nothing... I'm fi-<br />Er... No... Something's off...<br />I might not be fine.<br />Rai: ?<br />Jou: I suddenly hear a ringing in my ears and have a headache...<br />Something's... not right. Something's odd about this tunnel.<br />SFX: DOH DRUB<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san?!<br />Mame: Jousuke!! You may be right...<br />What is this...?!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO <br /><br />Page 20:<br />Rai: We should get out of this tunnel right now!<br />This is an attack! Open that door!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: The boundry line is...<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Jou: the &quot;door&quot;! The door is a &quot;barrier&quot; to the Stand ability!<br />Where the air is at rest... even if the area is pressurized, you don't notice it immediately.<br />But if I open up this door and try to go outside...<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAA<br />SFX: HAA HAA DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Jou: We suddenly undergo &quot;depressurization&quot;! All the air inside our blood vessels swell up like air bladders, plugging the blood vessels up!<br />Tsurugi!!<br />Tsuru: GABOH GABOH<br />SFX: HAA HAA HAA DO DO DO<br />Tsuru: GAH GABOH<br />GABOH!<br />Jou: It's decompression sickness...<br />D-Dammit!! ...This isn't good...<br />Tsurugi went outside before me... Shit.<br />So his symptoms are... worse than mine...<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Jou: Huh?!!<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />SFX: GUOOOO O O<br />Speed: SPEEEEEYYYYYYY<br />SFX: DOBAH DOBAH DOBAH DOBAH<br /><br />Page 24-25:<br />Speed: SPEYAHH!!<br />SFX: BYON FON<br />Speed: UH!!<br />SFX BUNN HYON<br />Jou: ..........<br />What the...?<br />This Stand... 'Ozone Baby' is...<br />SFX: BEKON BEKON BEKON<br />Jou: Kuh.<br />SFX: BEKON<br />SFX: BEKON<br />Jou: &quot;sodium chlorate&quot;! ...Shit, I've gotta find it...<br />There should be some &quot;sodium chlorate&quot; here!<br />SFX: BAH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: RIP RIP<br />SFX: DOSUH<br />Jou: &quot;Speed King&quot;, ignite.<br />SFX: GUH GUH GUH<br />SFX: GUH GUH<br />SFX: SHUUUU<br />SFX: SHUUUUUH<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Tsurugi: Gah<br />Haa<br />Gahah<br />SFX: BLUB BLUB BLUB<br />Jou: Okay now... Tsurugi...<br />just breathe in.<br />This is highly-concentrated oxygen. I made it out of bleach as an emergency measure.<br />Just inhale!<br />Box: sodium chlorate <br />(NaClO3 + Heat)<br />[Arrow]<br />Oxygen<br />Jou: This air in this closed off shed is getting 'pressurized' again!<br />'Ozone Baby'. That form is just an illusion of the enemy.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Jou: This ability is a long-range automatic attack!!<br />&quot;If you close a door, the air becomes pressurized!&quot;<br />Tsurugi: HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />HAA<br />SFX: GUOOOOOO<br />Jou: 'Open it and go outside, and it becomes depressurized'!<br />Tsurugi: GOBOH<br />GOHOH GOHOH<br />SFX: O O<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Jou: P... Poor Tom!!<br />His 'Stand'... That 'house' he had me bury...<br />It's in the soil of the orchard!!<br />Tsurugi: GABAH <br />GABAH<br />GAHAH<br />GAHAH<br />D... Dad, you buried it?!<br />Do you have some connection to those people, Dad?<br />Jou: I...<br />have a very different philosophy from Grandpa Norisuke!<br />But what I'm doing, I'm doing it all of it for the future of the Higashikata family.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Jou: Whatever nice-sounding things my father says,<br />the strong survive... and the weak disappear!<br />That's all there is to it. No matter who you are, no one in this world can avoid that law.<br />Tsuru: HAA HAA<br />Then<br />you're doing bad things, Dad?<br />I'll make any sacrifice I have to make or pay any price I have to pay.<br />This curse on the Higashikata family--Your 'illness', I swear I'll cure it.<br />The only bad thing is defeat! I'm going to get my hands on that 'Rokakaka'!<br />And I'll keep them all for myself!<br />I'm not letting anyone else have them. And one way or another, I'll eventually kill Poor Tom.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Jou: Right now... somewhere...<br />Without a doubt...<br />somewhere around this orchard...<br />They should be coming.<br />'Jousuke' and the 'plant appraiser'.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: They should be nearby...! I have to somehow find 'Jousuke'...<br />And I'll use 'Jousuke'<br />in order to gain my victory.<br />Insert: Ready to do whatever it takes!!<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43937</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 72</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:44:18+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
        </author>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 72 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Top Small Right: The latest, volume 17 is now on sale with great fanfare!<br />Big middle: JoJolion<br />Top Middle Left: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8<br />Middle: Araki Hirohiko<br /><br />Page 2:<br />Middle Insert: Which will they arrive at first? The harvest, or despair----?<br />Title: Poor Tom and Ozone Baby Part 1<br /><br />Page 3:<br />Narration: Time until the harvest of the Rokakaka Fruit<br />2 days, 4 hours, and 33 minutes<br />Insert: The moment is fast approaching!!<br />SFX: BOZUH<br />Nori: !!<br />Hey,<br />whose bag is thi~~~~s?<br />Joub: Good morning, Dad.<br />Nori: Joubin.<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Nori: Morning.<br />You're sure up early.<br />Shuu: Morning, Dad.<br />Daiya: Morning, Daddy!<br />Haato: Morning, Daddy!<br />Nori: So,<br />Joushu...<br />what're you up to this morning?<br />Shuu: I love<br />&quot;fish sausages&quot;.<br />Packages: Sausage [Black]<br />6-Pack [White]<br />Fish [Small under 6-pack]<br />Shuu: It's a value pack I bought at the super market. It's got 2 extra sausages for just 286 yen.<br />So... What do you think, Dad?<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Nori: ...What do I think about... what?<br />Shuu: The size.<br />I'm measuring them.<br />Do these sausages look like they're smaller than they used to be to you?<br />Nori: Hmm.<br />I'm thinkin' it's more the how neat they look from the recent change in design.<br />Shuu: No!<br />I don't buy it!<br />They want it to look like their value packs are nothing but an increased number of sausages, [&quot;look&quot; in italics]<br />but if you ask me, I think each individual sausage has less meat in them than they used to.<br />It might be a trick.<br />So recently I've been recording the precise 'weight' and 'length' of each sausage before eating them.<br />There's no legal regulation for stuff like thi~~~s!<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Shuu: DAAAAAH! What the hell do you guys think you're eatiiiiing?!!<br />I haven't taken down any notes on those ones yet!<br />How many did the two of you eat? How many were there?<br />Daiya: Uh~~~~ I think one or two.<br />Shuu: Don't bullshit meeeee!!<br />You guys!!<br />From all the peeled off wrappers I think there was a hell of a lot more of 'em!<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: Man, the Seiten Birdies... What do you think<br />about sitting in these seats,<br />Dad?<br />I was hoping to get &quot;two seats&quot; behind the backstop... but I wasn't able to get the stadium people to help us out.<br />SFX: WAAA WAA WAA WAA<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: Same with the Trussardi Italian Restaurant,<br />we sell our fruits there but when I called this afternoon, they said they were all booked and wouldn't give us a table!<br />That chef is so damn conceited!<br />Nori: If they're full, they're full. If you want a &quot;seat&quot;, Joubin...<br />you need to make a reservation and wait your turn.<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA<br />Jou: I don't want any of that...!!<br />Our &quot;Higashikata Fruit Parlor&quot; has long been number 1 nationwide in the fruits industry.<br />Do they know how much we've been contributing to this town since the damn Meiji era?!<br />But as far as this town goes, we're not number 1 anymore.<br />Our 'Fruit Parlor' is losing power!<br />Dad,<br />even the flow of people around the main shop in front of the train station has changed.<br />All 'cause those T-University people put up a mall at the West exit! Despite the fact that they're supposed to be doctors!<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Jou: We've got to up our game.<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA<br />Nori: What are you getting at, Joubin?<br />Jou: I've got an 'importation route'! We to shore up the business.<br />Desserts, olive oil, supplements, processed fruit goods.<br />We need to import cheap and tasty fruit and manufacture those!<br />Nori: No.<br />Jou: ...Uh............<br />Nori: The only thing people give as gifts in good times and bad are 'flowers' and 'fruits'.<br />They're special things nothing else can compare to, and because we sell good products, our customers have faith in us.<br />...Unless that fruit is nearby and eye-catching, it all falls apart.<br />Jou: Dad... Times are changing.<br />Even traditions change sometimes!<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Nori: That's the end of the discussion.<br />A fruit shop doesn't need to be 'powerful'.<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA <br />Jou: Dad... I've got to disagree with you on that.<br />Wait your turn by reserving a &quot;seat&quot;? What do we have all these traditions and contributions to society, then?!<br />Like hell I'm getting in line behind people like these!<br />How is that fun? That's no 'summer vacation'...<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA WAAA<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Yagi: Was that Higashikata Norisuke-san?<br />And must be his eldest son...<br />Joubin: ...........<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA<br />Yagi: I'm sorry, I should start by introducing myself.<br />I am 'Yagiyama Yotsuyu', architect.<br />I've recently accepted a request to design the new Higashikata estate.<br />Jou: Oh...<br />I remember you.<br />How is the designing coming along?<br />SFX: WAAA WAAA<br />Yagi: Speaking of which,<br />would you mind coming over here and have a drink with me while we watch the game...?<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Yagi: This is a popular imported wine... It's tripled in price recently.<br />SFX: WAAAA WAAA WAAA<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: PUCHI<br /><br />Page 13-14:<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Tom: Ya probably wanna shut off the security cameras for a teensy bit.<br />Anywhere ya bury it's fine... Just make sure it's not somewhere anybody's gonna notice it and you'll be a-okay.<br />Jou: I'll bury this &quot;Ozone Baby&quot;.<br />SFX: ZAGU ZAGU<br />Jou: I'm... doing this for the Higashikata family.<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Narration: Time until the harvest of the Rokakaka Fruit<br />2 days, 2 hours, and 11 minutes<br />SFX: SU...<br />SFX: SHUH SHUH!<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Rai: You can be certain that there'll be 'enemies' up on the surface.<br />You're not thinking about turning back, are you? Move quietly.<br />SFX: DON GO GO<br />Jou: The 'Rock Humans' know about the passageway to the orchard beneath the gazebo.<br />'Yagiyama Yotsuyu' knew.<br />Rai: I don't think that will be the case for anything past here.<br />There's a passage way for cultivation and harvesting of 'special products'.<br />No one but Norisuke-san and I know about it.<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 17:<br />SFX: GU GU GU BASHUH<br />SFX: GU GO GO GO<br />SF:X GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: SHIIIIN<br />Jou: Yasuho-chan isn't following behind us...<br />Where is she?<br />Rai: She went back to her house.<br />Jou: She left?<br />Rai: The &quot;hairpin&quot;.<br />She claimed that a 'hairpin' she has was a 'rock animal'.<br />Apparently there was a rock animal out there that count transform into a hairpin.<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Rai: She said that it was broken 5 or 6 years ago, and since then she's kept it in a box on her bookcase.<br />It's an event from when she was a girl.<br />...It seems that the attack on Hanarero Mountain reminded her of it.<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Rai: If that 'hairpin' is a 'rock animal', then in that box is its 'corpse'.<br />She said that by analyzing the components of that 'corpse',<br />that she's find out what kind of creature it is,<br />and more about how it exists in the natural world.<br />SFX: GAPAA<br />Jou: ............<br />Rai: It may even be a lead towards the 'identity' of the 'rock humans'.<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: GUH GUH GUH<br />SFX: GASHUH<br />SFX: ZU ZU ZU<br />Rai: Pass the &quot;case&quot; over here... Over to me.<br />Just peek out the opening here.<br />Don't poke your face or hands out.<br /><br />Page 22:<br />SFX: GUBAAAA<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Rai: It's the 2nd tree from the right...<br />Memorize it.<br />What you see there is the 'Rokakaka' branch. Just the way it was when you took a photo of it.<br />The branch you 'grafted' during the earthquake... That tree's branch is the 'Rokakaka' branch.<br />Make sure you don't forget that spot.<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Jou: 2nd from the right...?<br />I can't tell them apart at all.<br />I...<br />I don't even know which tree I was looking at a second ago. They all look totally the same to me.<br />Rai: That's why now<br />I'm going to teach you.<br />SFX: ZUNN<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Rai: &quot;Doggy Style&quot;.<br />SFX: DOSHUUUUUUUH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: SHUH!<br />SFX: BYUNN!<br />Jou: Ah!<br />Rai: The 'bugs' have entered the Rokaka branches. [He only has 2 ka's here for some reason]<br />SFX: NYUH! NYUH DON<br /><br />Page 27-28:<br />SFX: NYUN NYUN NYUN NYUN <br />Rai: Those bugs will enter the 'branches' and stimulate the growth of the Rokakaka. So 2 days from now<br />a bulge shape will form on top of the 'branch'...<br />That's the 'Rokakaka'.<br />It'll be small, but at that point we'll harvest it.<br />Jou: So is this...<br />all there is for today, then?<br />Rai: Two nights... A full 2 days from now, we'll come back<br />and harvest it!<br />Jou: !!<br />Rai: We haven't been seen so far... so I don't think anyone will find the branch until then.<br />We won't report to Norisuke-san until we harvest it either.<br />For the next two days, we'll hide ourselves and wait...<br />SFX: SHUTAH<br />Rai: Let's go back the way we came.<br />SFX: ZAWA ZWAW ZAWA ZAWA<br />Jou: I wonder where that 'Poor Tom' guy...<br />SFX: GO GOGO GOGO GO<br /><br />Page 29-30:<br />Jou: is watching...<br />our 'orchard' from...<br />Same for 'Jousuke'...<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Joubin: I have no idea what abilities 'that thing' I buried has, but... if &quot;Jousuke&quot; or the&quot;plant appraiser&quot; Jousuke brought here get within its range,<br />they'll 'die'.<br />Plant Appraiser<br />Jousuke<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO <br />Joubin: ...Speaking of which, how does 'Poor Tom' intend to get his hands on the 'Rokakaka' fruit?<br />If he ends up killing the 'plant appraiser', then... winter will come with him still not knowing which branch it is and it'll wilt... What's his plan?<br />SFX: GO GO GO<br />Joubin: If he's going to 'kill' 'Jousuke' and the 'plant appraiser'...<br />then it's not going to be until 'after' we've procured the 'Rokakaka' fruit... right...? [&quot;right&quot; in italics]<br />'Poor Tom' must have some plan.<br />But how exactly does he intend for the 'Rokakaka' to be harvested?<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Tsurugi: Daddy, what're you doing over there?<br />Uh, I wanted to ask you something...<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Narration: Time until the harvest of the Rokakaka Fruit<br />2 days, 2 hours, and 02 minutes<br />Tsurugi: Daddy.<br />Jou: ..................<br />Are you alone?<br />Why're you in the garage?<br />Tsurugi: Because I had something I needed to ask you, Daddy.<br /><br />Page 33:<br />Tsuru: You<br />buried 'something' in the ground in the back of the orchard, right?<br />What waaaas that?<br />I only saw from pretty far away... It looked like something kinda shaped like a 'house'.<br />And you were being all sneaky, burying it in the dirt.<br />Jou: ......<br />What...?<br />How long have you been watching me?<br />Tsurugi? ...Have you been following me? Did you get near me in the orchard?<br />Dad just asked you a question!! Did you go into the orchard?<br />Tsurugi: I...<br />I wasn't following you... I was just watching from the house fence.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Joubin: Tsurugi,<br />you didn't go into the orchard or anything like that, did you?<br />Absolutely sure?<br />Tsurugi: N-No, I didn't go near it.<br />But what was that thing?<br />What did you bury?<br />Joubin: Tsurugi...<br />Shut that door.<br />SFX: GARA GARA<br />Joubin: Listen closely.<br />When Daddy was just a bit older than you are now, he got 'sick'.<br />And the one who set me on the road to getting better was my mother... Your 'Grandma Kaato'.<br />Tsurugi: ......<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Joubin: And... if someday... you get 'sick', too...<br />If that time comes,<br />then Daddy will be the one to 'cure' you.<br />I promise I will.<br />That is why I buried that thing. [&quot;that thing&quot; in italics.]<br />I did it for the Higashikata family.<br />So be absolutely sure not to go near it. [&quot;absolutely&quot; in italics]<br />Tsurugi: Are you doing something bad, Daddy?<br />Jou: ...........<br />Tsurugi: You were friends with 'Yagiyama Yotsuyu' before...<br />Did you do something bad, Daddy?<br />SFX: BEGOH BEGOH<br /><br />Page 36:<br />SFX: BEGOH BEGOH BEHON<br />SFX: DOGON<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Joubin: What were...<br />those 'sounds'?<br />Tsurugi: My...<br />Daddy!!<br />...My ears... <br />Uh- It hurts deep in my ears...<br />Joubin: Tsurugo...?!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: GO GO<br />Iwa: GYAH<br />GYAAAH<br />SFX: SCRTCH SCRTCH<br />Iwa: UGYAiiiII<br />HAGYAAAAN<br />SFX: SCRTCH SCRTCH<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Joubin: Uh?!<br />Tsurugi: !? Iwasuke...<br />Joubin: A-<br />A nosebleed...<br />Iwa: GYAH<br />HAH! HAH! HAH!<br />HAHHA! GYAAAAAN!<br />SFX: SCRTCH SCRTCH SCRTCH DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 39-40:<br />Joubin: Uh...<br />SFX: BEGON BEGON<br />SFX: BEGON BEGON<br />Someone: What's going on here...?!<br />All the cleaning containers are getting crushed!<br />SFX: BEGON BEGON<br />Joubin: This isn't normal... How are all the plastic bottles getting crushed?<br />SFX: BEGON BEGON<br />Joubin: Tsurugi!! Wait!!<br />Don't let Iwasuke outside!!<br />SFX: GARAH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 41-42:<br />Iwa: KYAIIIIINN!!!<br />SFX: DON DON<br />SFX: DOBAH<br />SFX: BODOH BODOH<br />Jou: Ts-<br />Tsurugi!!<br />Insert: It was all a trap?!<br />Lower Text: *This series will be taking a break next issue. We hope you are understanding.<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /></summary>
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        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 71</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:43:38+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 71 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: Among what appear identical lies the tries----<br />Title: #71 Something She Once Saw<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Narr: The &quot;fruit&quot; which makes a body...<br />on the molecular level undergo equivalent exchange, the 'Rokakaka'.<br />Insert: What awaits them next...? [Has the box thing]<br />Nar: In order to harvest it,<br />Jousuke is bringing the &quot;plant appraiser&quot; from Hanarero Mountain to the &quot;Higashikata estate&quot; in Morioh.<br />SFX: BA A A A A A A A A A<br />Narr: No one but the plant appraiser can harvest the 'Rokakaka'.<br />But...<br />Most likely...<br />An enemy like... just 'what are these things'? ---These rock-like 'enemies'<br />will be lying in wait to ambush Jousuke and Mamezuku Rai at the Higashikata estate.<br /><br />Page 4:<br />Rai: You there...<br />I won't call you a hindrance anymore.<br />You were able to figure out how to guide 'Jousuke' in the 'right direction'.<br />But it's time for you to be quiet and go home.<br />Okay...? Leave us.<br />You'll no longer have a priority ranking.<br />At least for the harvesting of the fruit we're about to undertake,<br />Norisuke-san's 'orders' will be number 1... Unless Jousuke uphold those orders, the battle is lost.<br /><br />Page 5:<br />Yasu: It was...<br />on a Sunday morning.<br />It was the Sunday flea market at Koutoudai Park...<br />Coming to this mountain... reminded me of it... A Sunday in the autumn of 2005.<br />SFX: O O O O<br />Yasu: I was 13, in my 1st year of middle school.<br />Reflecting on it now... this situation...<br />Yeah, I'm not mistaking it...<br />It was that kind of situation... [&quot;that&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: OO<br />Yasu: I'm sure of it.<br />SFX: GO<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Yasu: That was...<br />One of those...<br />SFX: GOOO OO<br />Yasu: That's so cuuute!<br />And these...<br />So pretty...<br />I wonder if people will call me cute with this on.<br />It's totally cute, right...?<br />SFX: CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER <br /><br />Page 7:<br />Yasu: Mom...<br />SFX: PACHIN<br />...Mom.<br />I... just bought this.<br />What do you think?<br />It's got a peach flower petal design.<br />Look.<br />And not just... because it's cute...<br />I liked the traditional and grown-up feel it has...!<br />Hey... are you listening?<br />Mom: How much was it?<br />SFX: GUIH<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Yasu: It's pink, but there's a crystal in the middle. <br />The person that sold it explain how it was made in China during the era of someone called Empress Dowager Cixi of Qing.<br />Then there was a war and a Taiwanese girl owned it.<br />Mom: Yeah, so how much did it cost?<br />Yasu: 7,800 yen.<br />Mom: Seven thousand eight hundred...<br />From that rummage sale in the part?<br />Yasu: It's cheap!<br />...It's real, after all.<br />SFX: MUKURI<br />Yasu: Look!<br />Isn't it cute?<br />Mom: Honey, that's not the sort of money we can afford to spend on something like that, don't you think...?<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Yasu: ...........<br />But I've been saving up my pocket money.<br />Mom: ...........<br />Hmmm...<br />Okay...<br />You saved up to buy t hat so you could wear it when you went to see that person, huh...?<br />Yasu: ............<br />Mom: Okay then. It is cute.<br />Yasu: When I was 10 years old,<br />My mom and dad got divorced.<br />Papa lives in Yamagata... And ever since then, I've lived here in Morioh with my mom.<br />SFX: BRSH BRSH<br /><br />Page 10:<br />Yasu: While I'm sure they had fun times and good memories together, Mom never talked about Dad.<br />That was her perspective...<br />I just continued on enjoying my life.<br />Someone: Happy birthday!<br />You guys really are good friends! Thank you!<br />Happy birthday, Miko-chan!<br />Congrats on another year!<br />Mikooooo! Happy birthdaaay!<br />SFX: WAI WAI<br />Yasu: HAh!<br />Oh maaan...<br />People: Open the present!<br />C'mon, open iiiit!<br />Yasu: Are you kidding me? I'm the only one?<br />I totally forgot.<br />Today's Miko-chan's birthday.<br />It is, isn't it...<br />SFX: WAI WAI<br /><br />Page 11:<br />Yasu: Buying the 'hair ornament' yesterday took over all my attention...<br />Oh no... I didn't send her a midnight happy birthday text either. Everybody probably knows by now...<br />SFX: BZZZ BZZZZ<br />Text: Ungrateful, much?<br />Screw you, moron. Screw you.<br />Ungrateful, much? Don't bother coming.<br />Screw you, moron. Screw you.<br />Ungrateful, much? Don't bother coming.<br />Screw you, moron. Screw you.<br />Screw you, ungrateful moron. <br />Screw you, ungrateful moron. <br />Girls: Happy birthdaaay!<br />Happy birthdaaay!<br />Happy birthdaaay!<br />Happy birthdaaay!<br />SFX: BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ<br /><br />Page 12:<br />Yasu: Hey, Mom.<br />Mooom?!<br />SFX: SCRTCH SCRTCH <br />SFX: SCRCH SCRCH<br />SFX: SCRRCH<br />Yasu: Did you like... change my shampoo or something?<br />...Oh man...<br />SFX: FWF FWF<br />Yasu: Damn... I've got...<br />SFX: CRCK<br />SFX: CRCK CRCK<br />Yasu: So much dandruff today...<br />I should get a cream from the doctor for this.<br /><br />Page 13:<br />Yasu: Uh...<br />SFX: CRCK <br />SFX: FWF FWF<br />SFX: BUAH<br />Yasu: HAA HAA<br />F-From my eyebrows, too...?<br /><br />Page 14:<br />Yasu: U-Ugh...<br />SFX: RSTL RSTL RSTL RSTL RSTL RSTL <br />SFX: CRCK<br /><br />Page 15:<br />Yasu: The, uh,<br />skin medicine I got here yesterday... It didn't like...<br />really work at all.<br />Do you have anything stronger?<br />Guy: Well, for the skin it'll take, let's see... A fe~~w days before you see an effect.<br />Yasu: I need this fixed my tomorrow!<br />Please stop it! I just need it good for tomorrow, that's it!!<br />Guy: Mm. Well, you'll need to get a prescription from a doctor. That's quite strong medicine you're using already.<br />We can give you some alkaline water. If you blow that on your skin as a mist, it should heeelp.<br />SFX: GAAAAAAA AA<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Yasu: Suuuu<br />Suuu<br />SFX: PACHIRI<br /><br />Page 17:<br />Yasu: Thank God! What a relie~~f...<br />The medicine worked. It's really healed...<br />Huh?!<br />......<br />SFX: GATAH SFFT SFFT<br /><br />Page 18:<br />SFX: SHFF SHFF GADAH <br />Yasu: Hey, Mooom...<br />Have you seen my 'hair clip'?<br />Any idea where it is?<br />SFX: GATA GATA GATA<br />Mom: Hello?<br />Yes.<br />...Mhm.<br />Oh, really? Sounds exciting... I'll write that down.<br />Yasuho: Not here... Not here...<br />SFX: RMMG RMMG<br /><br />Page 19:<br />Yasu: My hair clip's gone.<br />Last night<br />I took it out of my hair and I'm sure I left it on the side-table next to my bed before I went to sleep. Have you seen it?<br />Mom: Ah, there's my pen!<br />Would you mind saying that number one more time?<br />Yasu: Mom, what did you do with my hair clip?!<br />Mom: ...Yasuho? What's wrong...?<br />Please, not so loud...<br />SFX: GIGURI<br />Yasu: My hair clip is gone!<br />It's gone! I can't find it anywhere!<br />Mom: Wait, what's gone?<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Yasu: Mom! Are you listening to me?!! I said my 'hair clip' is gone! The one I bought the other day, I can't find it!!<br />Mom: Calm down, Yasuho.<br />Hellow?<br />I'll call you back.<br />Yasu: It's... It's not anywhere... U.. Uuuu...<br />I'm gonna be late for going to the aquarium with Dad...<br />It's already past 9...<br />I'm gonna be late!<br />SFX: GADAN GADAN<br />Yasu: Uwaaa... I'm so laaate!<br />UAAAA<br />Mom: ...Hey, don't cry.<br />I-I know, let's look for it together!<br /><br />Page 21:<br />Mom: Hey... There, there, let's look together...<br />Did you look under the washing machine?<br />Yasu: That was the first place I looked...!<br />I looked everywhere...<br />Why is it gone? Why'd it disappear?<br />Mom: You have other cute ones, don't you?<br />Are there no other hair clips you can wear?<br />Yasu: Mom... Why would you say that?<br />I has to be that one!<br />That's the only one it can be! I bought that to show Dad because he always says how cute I look!!<br />Wait.<br />Mom, did you hide it?<br />That's it, isn't it. You hid it, didn't you...!!<br />Mom: What are you talking about, Yasuho?<br /><br />Page 22:<br />Yasu: You're jealous...<br />So you hid it! Give me back my 'hair clip'!<br />Mom: You shouldn't say things like that, Yasuho!<br />Yasu: Give it back! Give me back my hair cliiiiiip!<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO<br />SFX: BUUUUH<br />Yasu: No way...<br />Y-You can't be serious...<br />You threw it out with the trash...?!<br />Mom: Stop that, now! I'm certain it's somewhere in the house! If you go out there, I'm going to get angry.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Yasu: You're always bad-mouthing Dad!!<br />And you don't like the idea of me hanging out with Dad on my day off!!<br />Mom: Yasuho... How... can you say that...<br />Please... stop saying those awful things...<br />If you go outside...<br />...If you go out there, it will... really hurt me...<br />SFX: GO GOGOGO<br />Mom: Yasuho, don't gooooo!!<br />SFX: DAH GASHIH<br /><br />Page 24:<br />SFX: SLLLP<br />SFX: KASAH<br />Mom: Yasuho...!!<br />Yasuho!!<br />SFX: RSTL RSTL RSTL<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Mom: Yasuhoooooooo!!<br />SFX: ROLL<br />SFX: NYUH<br />SFX: NYUH NYUH<br /><br />Page 26:<br />SFX: NYUH NYUH NYUH<br />SFX: SHUN<br />SFX: LIIICK<br />SFX: CHUBO<br />SFX: PISHIH PISHIH<br /><br />Page 27:<br />SFX: PISHIH PISHIH! PISHIH! CHUBO CHUBO<br />SFX: PISHIH<br />Dad: Yasuho.<br />Yasuho.<br />Are you okay...?<br />It's me.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Dad: Yasuho.<br />Yasu: ...Hah!<br />Dad: Don't strain yourself now, Yasuho.<br />Yasu: Uh!<br />Dad: ...I heard from Mom.<br />You tripped and fell on the entryway stairs...?<br />Yasu: Dad...<br />Dad, you came?! You came to our house?!<br />I'm sorry I was late for our meeting time...<br />SFX: BAH<br /><br />Page 29:<br />Dad: This &quot;hair clip&quot;...<br />it'd fallen on the ground out there.<br />It's... very cute.<br />Yasu: ......<br />Hey, where's Mom?!<br />Dad: She just went to call a doctor for you.<br />And... I have something to talk to you about... just for a bit.<br />It may be tough for you to hear it, but I need to let you know.<br /><br />Page 30:<br />Dad: It's about these Sundays.<br />Yasu: Sundays...?<br />I'm not going to be able<br />to meet you on your day off like this anymore.<br />I won't be able to see your for a while.<br />Yasu: ...Huh?<br />...What...?<br />Dad: On Sundays... I'm unfortunately going to be really busy...<br />And it'll be difficult for me to make time to see you, Yasuho.<br />Yasu: Wh-Why?<br />Is... Is your job really busy?<br />Dad: I need you to listen to me.<br />I have a girlfriend.<br />Your Dad wants a family, too.<br />...And that time off on Sundays...<br />I'd like to spend with her.<br />I want to see my girlfriend.<br />I may even have a new 'baby' being born.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Dad: Yasuho... what's wrong?<br />...Are you okay...?<br />Yasu: U...<br />Uuh...<br />I can't... I don't feel good...<br />I need to go to the bathroom...<br />Dad: Are you oka~~~y?<br />Yasuho~~~?<br />SFX: PORORI<br />SFX: PISHI PISHI<br />SFX: PORO PORO<br /><br />Page 32:<br />SFX: PARA PARA PARA PARA BUWAAAAA<br />Thing: GYGYGYGYGYYYY<br /><br />Page 33:<br />SFX KASHAN<br />Mom: Yasuho?<br />The doctor should be here any minute.<br />SFX: KON KON<br />Mom: Yasuho...?<br />Where are you?<br />SFX: GACHARI<br />SFX: GACHAH<br />Mom: ...........<br /><br />Page 34-35:<br />Mom: YASUHOOOOOOOOOOO<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: What I just remembered...<br />is about the 'Wall Eyes' near the Higashikata estate...<br />When water was welling up from under the ground at the 'Wall Eyes',<br />'Jousuke' crawled out.<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Yasu: Back then... I had no idea what was going on.<br />It was a person I had never met before that I knew nothing about.<br />And it was a collapsed naked man.<br />Normally, I wouldn't have done anything reach out to grab his wrists and pull him up...<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Rai: ......<br />SFX: DO<br />Yasu: But for some reason... I grabbed onto 'Jousuke's' wrists straightaway.<br />I felt like it would be okay to grab on, and I frantically pulled 'Jousuke' out from the spring water.<br />Even I don't know why I acted the way I did back then.<br />But, I remembered... Something very important, and self-evident...<br />That there isn't a single thing that is good to overlook... [&quot;isn't a single thing&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Holly: It's okay...<br />The scar will disappear... You won't see a thing before too long...<br />Just to be safe, we did a scan on the wound on your head, but it shouldn't be a problem.<br />We'll need to keep you here for about 3 days.<br />Yasu: ......<br /><br />Page 38:<br />Holly: ......<br />SFX: ROLL<br />Handwritten: Nuh !<br />Holly: It's self-evident<br />that there's not a single thing that is good to overlook.<br />That means... something important... If you only look at yourself, you won't be able to see it.<br />I hope what's important to you eventually comes into view.<br />SFX: !?<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Kira: Knock-knock.<br />Excuse me.<br />Did that doctor woman that was just here...<br />say anything... weird to you?<br />If she did, allow me to apologize in her place.<br />She's my mom... I can vouch for her skill as a doctor.<br />In both the hospital and the rest of society, people say she's wonderful.<br />But for certain reasons, from today on, she won't be a doctor anymore.<br />She won't be your attending physician, either.<br />Yasu: ............<br />Kira: Oh, and...<br />SFX: GOSOH<br />Kira: Is this your <br />'hair clip'?<br />Sorry 'bout that, too...<br /><br />Page 40-41:<br />Kira: I accidentally stepped on it and broke it earlier.<br />It was on the floor over there.<br />Thing: GUEH<br />SFX: GAGYAN<br />Kira: I'll pay for it.<br />You can send me a bill for it if you want, but....<br />This pink crystal is a fake.<br />It's only a rock that looks like one... Just a regular rock.<br />This thing's a rip-off.<br />SFX: BORORI BARA BARA BARA<br />Yasu: ......<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Yasu: I remembered...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Yasu: The thing coming to this mountain reminded me of...<br />SFX: DO DO<br />Page 42-43:<br />Yasu: was what I'd been wondering ever since that incident.<br />That was 'Kira Yoshikage'...<br />I'm certain of it.<br />It was just for a brief moment, but we met.<br />And that doctor, I didn't see her face, but she must have been 'Holly-san'...<br />'I hope that what's important... eventually comes into view.'<br />...The &quot;important things&quot; she talked about...<br />Ever since then... I've been wanting to find them.<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Yasu: So...<br />So...<br />SFX: DO<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />SFX: GASHIIH<br />SFX: DO DO DO <br /><br />Page 44:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO <br />Yasu: Back then, I grabbed onto his wrists... but...<br />The one that was pulled up was me.<br />It's self-evident that<br />there's not a single thing that should be overlooked. And I saw that.<br />I have the same motive as 'Jousuke' does.<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Jou: ?<br />Yasu: I want to get my hands...<br />on the Rokakaka, too!<br />Jou: Are you talking about meee?<br /><br />Page 45:<br />Yasu: I understand the rank of priorities!<br />Norisuke-san's &quot;orders&quot; are number 1!<br />Rai: Okay...<br />I understand...<br />No need to yell... I don't really care about your whole story.<br />Anyhow,<br />are you saying that hair clip was one of those 'rock animals' like the one we saw before?<br />Box: Doremifasolati Do<br />Rai: If you're saying that since long ago, there was a creature possessing people's heads...<br />and taking 'something' from them without them noticing... <br />If that's true, that's very important.<br /><br />Page 46:<br />SFX: ZAGU ZAGUH<br />SFX: ZAGUH ZAGUH ZAGUH <br />SFX: ZAGUH<br /><br />Page 47:<br />Insert: The ulterior motives surrounding the fruit are intersecting...!! [Has the box thing]<br />Bottom: Hair clip 'Rock Animal' --Name unknown-- Destroyed<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO ZAGUH<br />Arrow: To Be Continued<br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43935</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 70</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:43:09+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>kewl0210</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 70 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: This resolve cannot be buried---<br />Title: #70 The Rock Humans and the Rock Animal Part 3<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: Dragged in, and being broken down... [Has a diamond thing]<br />SFX: GAH<br />SFX: DOGAGAGAGA<br />SFX: BOGO BOGO<br />SFX: DRGG DRGG<br />SFX: DRGG DRGG DRGG<br />Yasuho: Jousukeeeeeeeeeee<br />SFX: BOGOON!<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: Guh............<br />Urban: He's falling apart.<br />It's too bad, really.<br />SFX: BOGON BOGON BOGON BOGON BOGON BOBUN<br />SFX: DOROOH<br /><br />Page 6-7:<br />Urban: Your body is falling apart...<br />It's too bad, really...<br />&quot;Kira Yoshikage&quot; was right.<br />&quot;Kira Yoshikage&quot; guided the 'Rokakaka' to becoming the 'new Rokakaka'...<br />&quot;Damo Tamaki&quot; was the mistaken one...<br />I allowed them to roam free,<br />but Damo Tamaki and his men only used their lust for the 'Rokakaka' to make money... They were nothing but drug dealers.<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU<br />Urban: &quot;The 'Rokakaka's' equivalent exchange...&quot;<br />I'm really looking forward to getting my hands on that 'fruit'.<br />Jou: ...You're a<br />...doctor, right?<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZU<br />Urban: ..........?!<br />What?<br />Jou: When you take off that mask... and live as a regular member of society.<br />The job you use to pass yourself off in society is 'doctor'.<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZU<br />Urban: How'd you know I'm a 'doctor'?<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZU<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Jou: ...Just a feeling...<br />That's the inkling I got from what you've said so far.<br />But now I know for sure<br />because you just told me.<br />Urban: ......Half 'Kira Yoshikage'~~~ Half 'Higashikata Jousuke'~~~...<br />The specimen before my eyes right now is a masterpiece of biology, but...<br />you shitty braaaaaaaaaaat<br />succumb to the hemolysis alreadyyyyyyy!!<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Rai: Jousuke...<br />Look up here...<br />Can you see it...? In the air above the surface,<br />Over here.<br />SFGX: GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU<br /><br />Page 10-11:<br />SFX: ZUGU ZUGU<br />SFX: PICHA PICHA<br />SFX: PICHA PICHA<br />Urban: The thing he shot at me before...<br />with the crossbow...<br />It's lodged into <br />the number 7 lift pole's<br />'fuel storage tank'...!!<br />Rai: Do you know what...<br />I'm trying to do... with my 'Doggystyle'...?<br />Jousuke...<br />knows.<br />And it's heading your way.<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />SFX: GURUH<br />SFX: GYUUUUUU<br />SFX: PICHA PICHA PICHA<br />Rai: AH!!<br />Yasuho: He's wringing it.<br />Urban: Dive!!<br />DIIIIVE!<br />Solati Do, get away from heeeere!!<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 14-15:<br />Urban: DIIIIIIVE!<br />SFX: DOZA ZA ZA ZA<br />SFX: SHUT<br />SFX: BASHAAAH<br />Urban: HAAAH<br />HAAH<br />HAAAH<br />HAAH<br />Phew. That was clooose...<br />SFX: PUKURI<br />SFX: PUKU PUKU<br />Urban: Oh... shit.<br /><br />Page 16:<br />Urban: ...Oh, right. I dragged 'Jousuke' underground...<br />Dammit... These soap bubbles...<br />Rai: Jousuke,<br />defend yourself.<br />Don't get caught up in... the soap bubbles 'filled with fuel'.<br />SFX: KACHI<br /><br />Page 17:<br />SFX: BOH<br />SFX: BO BO BO BO BO BO BO<br />SFX: DOBAH<br />Urban: UOOOOOOH<br />Rai: Take that!<br />Yes... we won! Now let's head for the Higashikata estate!<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />SFX: DON<br />SFX: FOBAH<br />SFX: DOGUOON<br />SFX: DOGOH<br />SFX: OOO<br />Jou: Don't kill him, Mamezuku-san!<br />I want to find out more about his identity!!<br />Rai: No can do.<br />My job is purely appraising and harvesting the &quot;new Rokakaka&quot;!<br />And I'd much prefer not to be tailed and have my life targeted anymore, thank you very much.<br /><br />Page 20-21:<br />Yasuho: Jousuke!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DOGOOOH<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: BOROH BOROH<br />Guy: GI<br />SFX: BOROH BOROH<br />Yasu: These guys...<br />SFX: CRCK CRCK CRCK <br /><br />Page 22:<br />Yasu: This thing is an 'animal'...<br />A 'rock' one...<br />I can't believe something like this is real...<br />SFX: BUAAAAAAAAA<br />Jou: And a 'doctor'...<br />That was his 'public face'...<br />SFX: BOROH BORO<br />Jou: Kira Yoshikage was a ship doctor... Holly-san is a doctor, too...<br />And she's fighting against illness right now.<br />Is there...<br />something &quot;connecting&quot; all this somewhere...?<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT<br /><br />Page 23:<br />Rai: !<br />SFX: POP<br />Rai: Hmm. Now that I get a good look at it...<br />These are... like mine.<br />A &quot;line&quot; is vibrating at a super-high speed, making it appear as a 'sphere', huh...? His ability is a 'cord'...<br />Not that it matters at this point...<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Rai: I know you guys are exhausted,<br />but I'm gonna walk over to the number 8 pole.<br />I've got a closet with a change of clothes at number 2 down the mountain,<br />but first I've gotta visit number 8.<br />For when we go to the Higashikata estate.<br />And Jousuke, bout these photos you took of the &quot;Higashikata estate grounds&quot;,<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Rai: From the photos you took, I can already tell<br />which 'branch'<br />is the new Rokakaka's 'branch'.<br />...I'm certain of it.<br />And using the contents of pole number 8, I'm going to harvest it.<br />SFX: PI PIH<br />SFX: GAA AAA<br /><br />Page 26:<br />Rai: I'm taking these from number 8 to the Higashikata estate. [&quot;these&quot; in italics]<br />SFX: AAAA<br />SFX: A A<br />Jou: !?<br /><br />Page 27:<br />Rai: I won't bore you with the details of crop cultivation theory right now,<br />but these guys have triangular poop.<br />They're &quot;moth larvae&quot; I raise in this orchard for fruit harvesting which cost 100,000 yen yeah.<br />If I just bring these to the &quot;new Rokakaka&quot; branch...<br />they'll burrow into the vascular bundles under the &quot;branch&quot; bark.<br />That's just the type of insects they are.<br /><br />Page 28:<br />Rai: Then a &quot;new Rokakaka fruit' will grow on that branch before winter passes.<br />Jou: Hey you, where're your parents?!<br />Get away! A parking not is no place to play!<br /><br />Page 29:<br />SFX: COH COH COH COH <br /><br />Page 30:<br />SFX: TOURURURURURURU<br />Jou: !?<br />SFX: TOURURURURURU<br />Jou: !?<br />SFX: TOURURURURU<br />Jou: If you're going to be late for a meeting...<br />you should call and let me know.<br /><br />Page 31:<br />Baby: Ey, I'm right on time, ain't I?!<br />SFX: TOURURURURU<br />SFX: PATAM<br /><br />Page 32:<br />SFX: ZUPAAH<br /><br />Page 33:<br />SFX: GOGOGO<br />Jou: Mu...<br />Sorry about saying not to play in the parking lot before...<br />But do you get people saying 'Look at this weirdo that showed up' to you a lot?<br />You're the one that called me, right...?<br />'Poor Tom', is that you?<br />SFFX: GO GOGOGO GO<br />Tom: It might be, bud.<br /><br />Page 34:<br />Jou: If you're 'Poor Tom',<br />then what business do you have with me?<br />Tom: Well bud, I tell ya, it's about Hanarero Mountain....<br />Hey, check out that broad over there...<br />Is she checkin' me out?<br />Jou: What?<br />Tom: Goddammi~~t<br />That was plain as day...<br />She just purposely looked straight my way.<br />Jou: ............<br />What the hell are you talking about?<br /><br />Page 35:<br />Tom: I'm talkin' about the babe over by the Benz C-Class.<br />She opened the door, but she sure don't look like she's about ta sit in the driver's seat. She's pointin' her as right at me.<br />I can see right between her thighs.<br />Jou: ...<br />...Hold on! You... came here on your own, right?<br />Don't go peeking from a low angle like that.<br />Tom: You sayin' the Benz girl's somebody I know?<br />If ya gotta know, I got a date with my girlfriend at 7 tonight!<br />That woman's showin' off for me on purpose, look!<br />Her skirt's wide open! She's sure as hell comin' on ta me!<br />Jou: How old are you? Cut it out already!!<br /><br />Page 36:<br />Joubin: Tell me what you want already!!<br />Just so there's no confusion, regarding the &quot;money laundering&quot; Damo Tamaki used my fruit parlor for...<br />there's been some trouble so I can't work with you on that.<br />I can't let you use the smuggling route either.<br />Tom: Don't get the wrong idea, bud.<br />SFX: FUUH<br />Tom: I got this acquaintance by the name 'a &quot;Urban Guerrilla&quot;...<br />Just a little while ago he headed off ta the Hanarero Mountain Ski area... and I lost contact with 'im.<br /><br />Page 37:<br />Tom: His pet, 'Solati Do' didn' come back, neither...<br />N' they were together...<br />Jou: ......<br />Tom: So...<br />The fact that they ain't come back means...<br />we sure as hell ain't gonna be able ta find the &quot;branch&quot; 'a the 'new Rokakaka'.<br />Ain't no way we'll be able ta tell which is the &quot;branch&quot; now.<br />It might just end up wiltin' and go ta waste.<br />He failed his task ta capture the plant appraiser.<br />SFX: GURI GURI<br />SFX: PIN<br /><br />Page 38:<br />SFX: ZUZUZUZU<br />SFX: ZUZU<br />SFX: ZUZU...<br /><br />Page 39:<br />Tom: ...Although... even if we can't find the 'branch',<br />we can't let somebody else swipe the 'new Rokakaka' &quot;branch&quot; either.<br />'Jousuke' is comin' back!<br />Whether it's your Dad Norisuke or the plant appraiser... we can't let 'em get the &quot;branch&quot;.<br />So... we're gonna close off the entire Higashikata estate's orchard.<br />That's what I decided.<br />Jou: &quot;Close off&quot;...?<br /><br />Page 40:<br />Tom: This Stand can cordon off the are around the &quot;branch&quot;.<br />Nobody'll even be able ta get close.<br />My Stand is called &quot;Ozone Baby&quot;.<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO<br />Tom: It don't matter who it is, nobody'll be able ta get to any &quot;branch&quot; in that orchard.<br />Jou: It doesn't matter who it is?<br />Hey... hold on.<br />Are you showing off your own Stand's secret in front of me?<br />Why would you go out of your way to show me your ability?<br /><br />Page 41:<br />Tom: Higashikata Joubin,<br />you wanna get yer hands on the new Rokakaka, too, right?<br />Take this... Anywhere on the Higashikata estate'll do fine. You just gotta bury it in the ground.<br />Then my Ozone Baby will &quot;activate&quot;.<br />SFX: GO GO <br />Jou: Me...?!<br />You want me to bury your Stand in the ground?<br />Tom: There's security cameras 'n shit around the Higashikata estate, right...? You should do it so we don't get found out...<br />We think of you<br />as somebody very important. That's why I came out here ta talk to ya in the first place.<br />'Cause you don't want one of yer precious family members ta accidentally happen across this 'Ozone Baby'.<br />That's what I mean by close off.<br /><br />Page 42:<br />Tom: If I went ta bury it in the orchard myself, your family would get roped inta the whole thing.<br />We're keepin' the target down to &quot;Jousuke&quot; when he gets back there.<br />Him and the &quot;plant appraiser&quot;! We can't let those guys harvest the &quot;new Rokakaka&quot; fruit!<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Jou: So you can &quot;activate&quot; it...<br />You want me...<br />to go bury it...?<br /><br />Page 43:<br />SFX: BAAAAAA<br />SFX: FLOAT FLOAT<br />SFX: FLOAT...<br />Tom: Look!<br />I knew it! That Benz woma~n! She really was comin' on ta me~~!<br />She just dropped her cell number through the window!<br />These loose women, what'm I gonna do~~~<br />I got a date all planned out with my cute girlfriend tonight, too~~<br />Hm~~ This is tricky~~<br />Box: 'Urban Guerrilla'<br />'Doremifasolati Do'<br />- Wiped out<br />SFX: GO GO GO GO GO<br />Insert: What is this man's ability?!<br />Bottom: To be continu</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/kewl0210/releases/43934</id>
        <title>Translation: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 8 JoJolion 69</title>
        <updated>2018-10-20T20:42:35+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html"><div class="important">Only for use by HWMN</div><br /><br />[JoJolion 69 Translation by Kewl0210]<br />Page 1:<br />Insert: The inescapable yoke of the ground---<br />Title: #69 Rock Human and Rock Animal Part 2<br /><br />Page 2-3:<br />Insert: It starts to eat away... [Has the box thing]<br />Narr: First, they grab onto the surface of the skin with their feelers.<br />It breaks through the skin,<br />and extends its feelers inside.<br />They themselves are the toxins and they cause hemolysis.<br />Then they enter even deeper and begin to double again and again, multiplying their numbers exponentially.<br />Narr: The user's name is---- &quot;Urban Guerrilla&quot;, and the Stand's name is--- &quot;Brain Storm&quot;.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Narr: Then the target's body starts to break down<br />as if holes are being dug into it.<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 4-5:<br />Urban: I can't believe you just chucked two knives at me...<br />When I get home...<br />&quot;plant appraiser&quot;....<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO <br />Urban: I think I'll turn you into shoelaces and use you to tie my shoes...<br />And then we'll go to pick the &quot;Rokakaka&quot; from the Higashikata estate.<br />SFX: BARA BARA BARA BARA<br />Yasuho: AAAH! That's...<br />Jousuke, I...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO <br />Jou: ...........<br /><br />Page 6:<br />Jou: Mamezuku-san...<br />Yasu: Because I... got on that bus...<br />'Cause I just had to come to these mountains...<br />all of this is happening...<br />All of this... It's all my-<br />Jou: Cut that out, Yasuho-chan.<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRND<br /><br />Page 7:<br />Jou: There's no point in talking about it now!<br />What's past is past...<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: What's happening here<br />is these guys just.... have better offensive abilities than we do.<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRND GRND GRND GRND <br />Yasu: Uh...<br />Uuuh.<br />SFX: GRND GRND GRDN GRND<br /><br />Page 8:<br />Urban: It's gonna be a pretty shitty world up ahead <br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br />Ur: for all of you! [&quot;you&quot; in italics]<br />On the other hand, for us,<br />it's gonna be lots of fun!<br />That 'New Rokakaka'! To you, those fruits might mean some nice hopeful things like 'healing diseases' or 'long life' or 'earning money'.<br />And all that's true, but...<br />the 'Rokakaka' is something we've known about since waaay back.<br />It's a plant we've been finding and cultivating since a reaaaal long time ago.<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 9:<br />Guys: In other words, that plant exists for us.<br />The 'equivalent exchange' exists for us.<br />I ain't gonna explain the whole thing, but 'humans' and 'Rokakaka' don't have very good compatibility.<br />It's got somethin' ta do with the the carbon and stuff in your body's cells and its differences with the qualities of silicon-compound organisms.<br />The illness the eldest sons of the Higashikata family carry may be able to be cured with the 'Rokakaka', but we can become even happier.<br />While you guys are in a daze over 'making money' and 'health',<br />the 'New Rokakaka' will bring a whole new world to us!<br />An exciting world where you guys constantly sink downward... and we rise to the top will come!<br />SFX: DO DO<br /><br />Page 10:<br />SFX: SHURU SHURU<br />Ur: Hm?<br />What're you doin'?<br />Whassat?<br />SFX: SHURU SHURU SHURU<br /><br />Page 11:<br />SFX: GIRI GIRI GIRI<br />Urban: ?<br />SFX: POTON<br />Ur: HAH!!<br /><br />Page 12-13:<br />SFX: DO SHUUH<br />SFX: BAH<br />SFX: GUSHAN<br /><br />Page 14-15:<br />Ur: AGAaAH!!<br />SFX: BARIIIIIN<br />Jou: Ah!!!<br />Mamezuku-san...<br />Mamku: UaGAH!!<br />SFX: BARIRI<br />Rai: GUH UUUH<br />SFX: GIRI GIRI GIRI GIRI GIRI<br />Guy: AGAAAAA! YOU BASTAAAAAARD!!<br />&quot;Brain Storm&quot;!!<br />SFX: ZOROOH<br />SFX: BSS BSS BSS BSS<br /><br />Page 16-17:<br />SFX: GIRI GIRI GIRI GIRI PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP <br />SFX: BUJIN BUJIN GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU<br />Urban: I could sew up and heal a skimpy injury like this myself!!<br />But I'm gonna kill you! I'll rip off your arms and legs, get you three quarters of the way to death, and drag you off with me!<br />SFX: GAGUN DOSHUH<br /><br />Page 18-19:<br />SFX: GUZU GUZU GUZU GUZU<br />SFX: SUH <br />SFX: GASUUUH<br />SFX: ZUBA ZUBA ZUBA<br />Yasu: Aah!<br />Mamezuku-san!<br />SFX: DOZAA<br /><br />Page 20:<br />Ur: I'm comin' down theeeere!<br />Higashikata Jousukeeee!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: Makezuku-san...<br /><br />Page 21:<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />Jou: &quot;Great confidence&quot;...<br />I fully understand now...<br />I understand why Norisuke-san puts so much trust in you...<br />Not just as an appraiser...<br />I see now why we need you no matter what it takes.<br />Yasu: Jousuke...<br />Jou: Aah<br />AAAH<br />SFX: GURUUUUU GRND GRND GRND GRND<br /><br />Page 22-23:<br />Yasu: We can't leave this bedrock!<br />Jousuke, don't go!<br />Jou: I have my own 'order'!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO DO<br />Jou: First, I'm going to take him down!!<br />Even if I have taken a little damage from those 'holes'.<br />Yasu: No!!<br />Don't go down there!<br />SFX: DOBAH !!<br /><br />Page 24:<br />Ur: Oh...!<br />Heading my way, are ya?<br />SFX: DONN!! GRND GRND GRND GRND<br /><br />Page 25:<br />Yasu: JOUSUKEEEEEEEEE!!<br />SFX: DO DO DO DO <br />SFX: DO DO DO<br /><br />Page 26-27:<br />Urban: Living organisms  exist above rocks and soil.<br />But once you meet your death, you exist 'below' them.<br />You people... When you got careless, you ended up being forever 'below the rocks'...<br />SFX: DO DO DO<br />The 'Rock Humans' that is!<br />SFX: SUUUH HAAH SUUUUH HAAAH [The last HAAH is in the left panel]<br />Urban: Come get me!<br />SFX: GOH<br /><br />Page 28-29:<br />SFX: BAAH<br />Jou: !!<br />SFX: BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH! BUH<br />SFX: GABOOAH<br /><br />Page 30-31:<br />SFX: DOH BOOON<br />Jou: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA <br />SFX: ZUDO ZUDO ZUDO<br />SFX: ZUDO<br /><br />Page 32:<br />Urban: Combine...<br />SFX: ZU GO GO GO GO GO <br />Urb: I'm a Rock Human... I'm 'above' all of you...<br />SFX: PEEK<br />Jou: UAH!<br />SFX: ZUBAAH<br />Yasu: AAAA<br />AAH!!<br />Insert: Are they superior in every way...?! [Also there's the box thing]<br />Bottom: To be continued<br /><br /></summary>
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