Lintwhite Releaseshttps://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/rss2016-04-04T05:30:43+00:00/favicon.icoMangaHelpers Adminsadmin@mangahelpers.comhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/42415Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 692016-04-04T05:30:43+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comFinally finished! I graduated college about four months ago so I should be able to get a more regular translating schedule going (hopefully...)
Also, I've decided to take out the Japanese text from now on because it makes the translation so much longer. If you decide to use this for a scanlation and you need the Japanese for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll send it to you.
Page 1 //： Our only dream is moving forward
Title： SICKs Moves Out
Page 2 //： What's extracted by "Oblivion" is greatly influenced by what you value. Your memories of your school days. You'll no longer be able to remember the reason why you're fighting against disease demons. From now on, you'll live a quiet life As a happy, normal human being.
Page 3 //： We've got ourselves a pretty good clue here... I'm going to go get a clearer idea on whose handiwork this attack was. Keiichi-kun, until then, I'm leaving Niburu-kun to you.
//： Of course! I won't let 'em lay a finger on her!
//： Until I say so, be on stand-by. Don't go looking for the culprit by yourself or anything. Move as a group. You understand?
//： I got it, I got it!
//： That goes for you too, Itsuhito-kun. You especially don't have a lot of patience.
//： Of course. Let's move efficiently.
//： He's being a little too reasonable... Well, that's fine
Page 4 //： But -
//： A disease demon! This is...
Page 5 //： Are you going? Well, I guess the situation can't be helped.
//： Huh? Go...? Me? Go...where?
//： Huuuh? You don't go anywhere but where the disease demon is when your face cracks like that!
//： Eh? Ahh... I see...that's right. I'm going.
//： What's with him... Did he hit his head somewhere when he came over?
//： Sensei, I'm fine now...
//： All right, then, the three of us will move out. It would probably be best if we left here, just to make sure. Discovering who provided the crystal... The stolen sampling gun and bottle... Is the timing a coincidence? Plus, it overlaps with the appearance of disease demons as well... I don't want to suspect a former student based on just a hunch but...could it be...
Page 6 //： First off, this is the beginning stage. We'll do our own extermination with the disease demons that have appeared. I'm going with Agape. Stoge and Pragma, the two of you go.
//： Understood.
//： Eros and Rudas, wait here for orders.
//： We're on standby?!
//： Ehhhh? You're putting someone cute like me together with a pervert like him?! No way! He's gonna mess something up!
//： Hey, are you kidding me? If you called me here to do stupid shit like that, I'm quitting.
//： There's something you can do. Find a way to extract the disease demons from the bottles.
Page 7 //： The bottle that was smashed as a tester was empty inside. It's possible the glass itself is sealed.
//： A disease demon came out when you hit Rudas, right?
//： The gun probably has a mechanism. My shoulder won't hold out if I shoot the disease demons individually at Rudas to free them from the bottles. If we can do that, we can move forward with the second phase. Good luck.
//： Che...
//： So what are we gonna do if we find the actual thing? I don't want double the effort.
//： Love and salvation start from the heart.
//： Okay. I can go all out.
Page 8 //： Why, damn it! I heard that if you sent your backpack, you can become a hero... [T/N: In Japan, there are programs where you can donate your bookbags to needy kids.] Everyone, praise me more!
//： E-even though it says that -
//： There they are! I gotta hurry and save them -
Page 9 //： W-why am I just standing here? I have to hurry...I can't think about anything unnecessary at a time like this.
//： Ah... Um! Excuse me!
Page 10 //： I know them!
//： What, really?
//： Is it okay not to call the police?
//： Right! E-everything is going to be okay now. Sorry for the inconvenience...ha ha...
//： Ashitaba-kun!
//： Sensei!
//： What are you doing here?
//： Thank God. I was thinking of calling you just now.
//： Calling? Calling...me...?
//： Huh? Well, I mean -
Page 11 //： More importantly, Ashitaba-kun. You said you know that person...?
//： Eh! Ahh, yeah...that was a lie... It looked like those people might have called the police if I hadn't said that... I thought it might be hard for you to examine him if that happened... It was kinda spur-of-the-moment...
//： Really? That's fine then. Let's hurry and call an ambulance.
//： Huh? Uh...
//： I wonder if he's okay...he doesn't look well. Hang in there.
//： No, sensei, what are you talking about? It's a disease demon!
//： Eh? Ryouma? From the Taiga drama...? [T/N: The Japanese word for "disease demon" is "byouma," hence sensei's confusion.]
//： Disease demon! Sensei...?
//： I see... That's right... A disease demon...you're right... I need to hurry up and fix him...
Page 12 //： Um, it's like this, I think? Is this right?
//： I-it is but...
//： Hey, hey, hey. Looks like the brawl is over! So it was all for nothing, even though I thought it reeked of disease demons.
//： Don't rush, Sister Pragma. With the riot over And the way people are acting right now It's possible he's still nearby...
Page 13 //： Se-sensei... Didn't those people say “disease demon” just now? Am I imagining it? The cracks on sensei's face spread out....! Is there another disease demon...? Sensei... No, more importantly, something's off with sensei. Um... Did something Really happen?
//： Stoge.
//： What is it?
//： I'm worried about what I've been seeing out the corner of my eye. That guy looks like the one Mania was talking about.
Page 14 //： Isn't that Hadesu Itsuhito?
//： Sensei, are you okay? What should I do...that's right, I'll call Mitogawa-sensei -
//： I-I'm fine, Ashitaba-kun. Listen. You need to go home now. I'm going to talk with those two.
//： Talk...! What could you possible talk about in a situation like this?!
//： I said it's gonna be fine...
//： It...it really doesn't look that way!
//： Ohh, you don't look too good.
Page 15 //： Is Oblivion working on ya? Hadesu Itsuhito-san.
//： “Oblivion...”? You... Are...?
//： Pragma, Mania said to be wary of him but He didn't say kill him.
//： I'll be careful. I said I'm not doing double the effort, didn't I? You're wrong about how easy it'll be to stay on guard before and after. The first one who does that wins. I'll get this over with quick -
Page 16 //： I-if you have any business with him... Then you can ask me about it!
//： A child...!
//： Ashitaba-kun, enough! Go home.
//： B-but, sensei, isn't it obvious there's something weird going on? Something happened, didn't it? I can't just leave you here and go home.
Page 17 //： I... I don't understand...!
//： Huh?
//： Why do I fight disease demons? For what reason was I fighting them in the first place? There has to be something inside of me but... I can't remember what it is...!
//： Pragma, let's step back for now.
//： Huuuuh? What are you saying now, baldy?!
//： I don't want the child to get hurt. Besides, he doesn't pose a threat to us anymore. [T/N: He literally says sensei is a tiger that has had its fangs removed.] We've been able to confirm the effects of Mania's Oblivion right in front of us. That in itself should be more than enough for a report.
//： Che... You bastard...
//： All right, how about you go up against me?
Page 18 //： Wha... Oh, it's just Keiichi.
//： Yeah...
//： You bastard! After I came all the way here to save your ass - Don't be so obviously disappointed!
//： Did you leave Niburu -
//： I left her with Chitose-chan. Well, you know, Niburu has always been kind of physically weak. I kinda had a bad feeling. That a hopeless, disease demon idiot like yourself was playing dumb.
Page 19 //： All right, come at me! I'll be your opponent!
//： What is he planning on doing... He doesn't even have the sampling gun right now -
//： Interestin'! I'll do it. It'll be a good warm-up before the big project. Nii-chan. I'll try my luck with you!
Pages 20-21 //： Gainbacker
//： Suddenly, a new power shows itself! What are sensei and Keiichi going to do?
//： A disease demon!
//： Go easy on me, will ya? As you can see... I'm just a poor, pitiful little lady...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/42003Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 682015-11-07T05:35:05+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comHi, it's been forever! Sorry for seemingly dropping the project - I've been working on my degree but I'm legit 5 weeks away from graduating so I decided to start translating again little by little as my schedule permits.
A few translation notes: I've changed the formatting of my translations to avoid confusions in who is saying what. I also don't yet have a satisfactory way to translate "思念体" except as "thought forms" and I have no translation for "罹人" (kakarito) so keep that in mind.
This translation is reserved for whoever the hell was scanlating it before. If that group isn't interested anymore, then I guess contact me and we'll arrange something.
Page 1 //： あの！ ・・・あの すみません そこの長髪の方 突然何を言うんだと思われるかもしれませんが ええと・・・何と説明したものかな あのですね あなたは今病魔というー・・・ Um! Um, excuse me! You with the long hair... What I'm saying might seem a bit sudden but... Uh, how can I explain this...? Well, right now, you have this thing called a disease demon -
Side text： 漂う病魔の気配！ その根源を追いハデス先生が接触したのは・・・あの謎の男！ The presence of a disease demon in the air! The person who Hadesu-sensei contacted while following the source is...that mysterious man!
Page 2 //： 今何て？ What did you just say?
//： あっ 良かった お話聞いてくださるんですね ・・・あれ？ あの・・・どこかでお会いしましたか・・・？ Oh... Thank goodness. Please listen to me. Huh? Um...have we met before...?
//： お前・・・まさか・・・ You...can't be...
Page 4 //： 逸人じゃないか！ Is that Itsuhito?
//： 真理也だったのか 悪い 全然気が付かなかった・・・ Is that you, Mariya? I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you at all...
//： １０年以上会ってないんだ 無理もないさ お前は相変わらずの外見だからすぐわかったよ We haven't seen each other in over ten years. That's understandable. You look the same as you always have so I knew it was you right away.
//： こんにちは Hello there.
//： 何を感激してるんだ？ What are you getting so emotional over?
//： ぼ・・・僕の顔を見て泣き出さなかった子供は初めてなんだ あの・・・よければ頭をなでてもいいかな・・・ T-this is the first time a child hasn't started crying after seeing my face... Um...if you don't mind, could I pat him on the head...?
//： 話があるんだろう？ 立ち話もなんだからどこか入ろう そうだな・・・トイレのある所がいいな I've got something I'd like to talk about. We're just standing around talking so let's go in somewehre. Yes, someplace with a toilet would be good.
Page 5 //： お待たせ いや 実はついさっきもファミレスでお茶してきたところでね Sorry for keeping you waiting. To be honest, I just got finished drinking tea at a family restaurant a little while ago.
//： 真理也 いきなりでなんだけど・・・ お前何か困ってる事があるんじゃないのか Mariya. This might be sudden but... Is there anything that's troubling you?
//： なんでそう思う？ Why do you think so?
//： お前とその子から 病魔の気配がする お前は中学生の頃の僕を見てきているから病魔のことは知っているだろう There's the presence of a disease demon Coming off of you and that child. You saw me back in middle school so you should know what a disease demon is.
//： そうだな でもどうしてわかった？ 見た限りお前も病魔に蝕まれたままの姿のようだが Really... But how do you know that? From what I can tell, you look the same as you did when you were being eaten away by a disease demon.
Page 6 //： 僕は病魔に罹ってる人を見つけることができるんだ あの時の力でだよ・・・ 制御できるようになったんだ I can find out if someone is suffering from a disease demon. With the power from that time. I've gotten to where I can keep it under control.
//： そうだったのか・・・ なんてことだ・・・ 一日にふたりも 「当たり」を引くなんて Is that so... Damn it... To think... Even those two would "catch" on...
//： あの時はただ自分の感情を病魔に食 かなかったが この力を応用できることに気がついたんだ 僕の病魔は人の大きな感情に反応 病魔買っているひとを見つ その人から感情・・・病魔を食うこともできるんだ だから真理也 困ってるなら僕を頼ってくれないか 僕なら君を救（たす）けられる Back then it used to just eat my own emotions but I've become aware of how to put this power to practical use. My disease demon reacts to major emotions in people...I can discover people who are being affected by disease demons... My disease demon can also eat the emotions from those people. That's why, Mariya, if there's something bothering you, you can rely on me. I could help you.
Page 7 //： ん？ 悪い・・・ちょっと 子供がぐずり始めた よしよしよしよしちょっと待ってねー Hmm? Sorry.... He's started to fuss a little bit... There, there, hang on just a moment...
//： ああ・・・ 悪いな・・・あの子には退屈な話だろう Ohhh... I'm sorry...this is probably boring to him...
//： まぁ 言いたいことはわかった 相変わらずなお前の正義感は だが間違っている 逸人・・・お前も俺が救うべき人間のひとりのようだ Well... I understand what you want to say. You have the same sense of justice as you always did. But...you're wrong. Itsuhito...it seems like you're another person whom I should save.
//： えっ？ Huh?
//： 「忘失（オブリビオン）」 Oblivion.
Pages 8-9 //： お客様！ どうかなさいましたか？ Sir! Is there something wrong?
//： あっ 大丈夫です びっくりしただけでしょう Ah, he'll be fine. He's just a little suprised, is all.
//： 真理也 何の真似だったんだ？ Mariya... What do you think you're doing?
//： いや・・・別に？ 教えておこうと思ったんだ 「「忘失（オブリビオン）」・・・俺の病魔の名前だよ Mm, nothing much. I thought I'd go ahead and tell you. "Oblivion"...is the name of my disease demon.
Page 10 //： ん？ お前のじゃないか？ どうぞ出てくれて構わないが Hmm? Isn't that yours? Go ahead and take the call, I don't mind.
//： でも お前・・・ But you -
//： 遠慮するなよ いいよ電話くらい 逃げやしないさ Don't hesitate on my account. I'm fine with a phone call. I'm not going anywhere.
//： 三途川先生？ あの・・・申し訳ありませんが今取り込んでいて・・・ Mitogawa-sensei? Um...I apologize but right now I'm busy -
//： 逸人くんか 悪いがすぐ美容屋（ユグドラシル）まで来てくれないか Itsuhito-kun? I'm sorry but could you come over to Yggdrasill?
Page 11 //： 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）が何者かに盗まれたー・・・！ それに伴い鈍くんが・・・外傷はないが相手から何かしらの攻撃を受けたと推察できる 私はこれから誰の仕業か判明させるつもりだが・・・ 君の協力も欲しいんだ 頼む 急いでくれ The sampling gun has been taken by someone...! Besides that, Niburu-kun...she doesn't have any external injuries but I'm guessing she was hit by some kind of attack. I plan on looking into whoever's handywork this was but... I need your help on this. I'm counting on you. Please hurry.
//： 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）・・・？ そんな・・・何のために・・・ The sampling gun... No way...for what reason...?
//： 全部こちらで説明する！ 早く来い！ I'll explain everything here! Hurry up and come on!
//： あ・・・！ Ahh...!
//： 急用か？ 顔色が悪いが・・・ Urgent business? You don't look too well...
//： いや・・・しかし・・・ Well...but...
//： 大丈夫だよ 俺は後回しにしてくれていい 常伏にはしばらく滞在しようと思ってるし・・・それに お前ならわかるだろ？ 俺は「病魔をこなした側」の人間だ 急ごうとも急がなくとも大して変わらないさ It's fine. It's okay to put this on the back-burner for now. I'm thinking about staying in Tokofushi for a while...besides You get it, don't you? I'm a human on the side of "eating disease demons." It doesn't really change anything whether you hurry or not.
Page 12 //： 安心して行って来い 逸人・・・！ そして おめでとう つらく苦しい正義のヒーロー気取りも今日限りだ 徐々に・・・いずれは完全に・・・ Don't worry about it and get going. Itsuhito...! And Congratulations. Today is the last time you'll act like a troubled, righteous hero. Little by little...it'll eventually come together perfectly.
Page 13 //： 鈍～ごめんよ～ 俺が今日に限ってジイさんのこと行ったりするから・・・ お前をひとりにさせちまって～！ Niburu, I'm so sorry...! It's because I went to see the old man on today of all days... I left you all alone...!
//： 具合は変わらず優れないか？ 何か欲しい物とか・・・ Are you still feeling bad? Is there anything you want?
//： ガムテープ Packing tape.
//： 話せそうかい？ Are you able to talk about it?
//： はい・・・もう大丈夫・・・ 迷惑かけてすみません・・・ そうですね・・・ Yes, I'm fine now... I'm sorry for troubling you... Let's see...
Page 14 //： 最初に入って来たのは若い男でした 客のふりをして・・・病魔に罹っている風だったので奥の部屋で「治療」を始めようとしたのですけれど 銃を奪われて・・・ 攻撃を受けたのはこの時です 情けない話何がなんだかわからないままの出来事でしたけど・・・ おそらく そいつ罹人だわ あとからやってきた仲間のふたりも多分そう・・・ At first, it was a young man that came in. He was pretending to be a customer...and since it seemed like he'd caught a disease demon, I tried to start "treatment" in the back room but... He took the gun... This time, I was attacked. It's pathetic...I didn't have the slightest idea what was going on while it happening. It's possible he's a kakarito. And I believe the two that showed up later are friends of his.
//： どうした 逸人くん 大人しいな 何か気になることでも？ What's wrong, Itsuhito-kun? You're awful quiet. Is something on your mind?
//： えっ？ いえ・・・別に 続けて下さい Huh? Oh no, not really...please continue.
//： あと・・・印象的だったのは連中の呼び名・・・ 「エロス」「ルダス」「ストーゲ」・・・ それと電話口の「マニア」 And what was striking is what he called his companions... "Eros", "Ludus", Storge"... And the one on the phone was "Mania."
//： ふーん じゃあ 最低でもあと３人は仲間がいるな Hmm... Well, there's at least three more of them.
//： ソゴモゴ？ （なんで？） Mmmpff? (How so?)
Page 15 //： 人間の「愛の形」は６種類に分けられるという説があるが 多分それのこじつけだ 「美愛（エロス）」 「遊愛（ルダス」 「友愛（ストーゲ）」 「狂愛（マニア）」 「利愛（プラグマ）」 そして・・・「神愛（アガペ）」 連中の目的や役割に関わっている可能性はあるな There's a theory that the "love styles" of humans are divided into six categories. This might be a stretch... "Eros", "Ludus", "Storge", "Mania", "Pragma" And "Agape." There's a possiblity that that might be connected with their purposes and their roles.
//： いったーい！ Owwww!
Page 16 //： プラグマ 運転へたくそーッ！ ストーゲに代わってよ Pragma, you can't drive for shit! Switch with Storge!
//： ああ？ うるせーな！ 留守番だった人間呼び出しといて贅沢言ってんじゃねえよ！ こちとら集会ホッポリ出してきたんだぜ お前らに付き合うのも悪かねーけど本業疎かにしたくねーな Huuuh? Shut up! I guess calling out the chick who was watching the place was asking too much! We're giving up on the meeting for now. It's a pain in the ass being with you guys but I don't want us losing sight of our core objective here.
//： すまない シスタープラグマ まさかここまで大荷物になるとは思わなかったのだ I'm sorry, Sister Pragma. I didn't think that there'd be such a big load.
//： 信者（カネヅル）どもが不振がらなきゃいいけどな I hope he isn't having doubts about his followers.
//： クスン 赤くなってるっ あとでマニアにさすってもらおーっと Sniff...it's getting all red... I'm gonna get Mania to rub it later...
//： しっかし エライ量だな これ全部病魔なんだろ？ But there's so many of them. All of these are disease demons?
//： おそらくな Seems like it.
Page 17 //： もったいねーこった なんでみんなコレを排除したがるかね 欲望に従ってこそ人間！ 楽しい人生だろ？ What a waste...I wonder why everyone wants these removed. Humans live according to their desires! That makes life interesting!
//： すべてはこの世に蔓延る「普通」が悪いのだ 皆 他人と違うことを恐れ 「普通」を装うことが正しいことだと思ってる 信じよう・・・ 病魔に身を委ね 「普通」を破壊することが人を救うのだと All of the "normalcy" that runs rampant in this world is not a good thing. They all fear those different from them and they believe that pretending to be "normal" is what's right. Let's have faith... That giving over to disease demons and destroying "normalcy" will save people.
//： めんどくさ ストーゲっていっつもあんなこと考えて生きてんのかな？ まッ 俺は 今が楽しけりゃなんでもいいがね So annoying... Storge, are you always thinking about stuff like that? Well... I don't care as long as I can enjoy the here and now.
//： 全員揃うのは久しぶりだな It's been a while since we've had everyone together.
Page 18 //： ご苦労さま 諸君 一先ずはこの再会を祝福しよう You've all done well. First off, let's celebrate this meeting.
Page 19 //： あれ？ ルダスがいないよ Huh? Ludus isn't here.
//： 相変わらず気ままな奴だ He's as flighty as always.
//： 悪い悪い！ ちょっと女捕まえててさぁ 遅れたっ！ Sorry, sorry! I had to go catch this chick... So I'm a little late!
//： は？ 意味わからんない 何に使うの それ？ Huh? I don't get it. What are you going to use her for?
//： 面白ぇこと思いついた そのボトルが病魔を閉じ込めたモンだってんなら ボトルを銃に装填して・・・こいつの頭ぶち抜いたら どうなると思う？ マニア！ お前の方に銃あるだろ こっちによこしてくれ I came up with something interesting. Since those bottles have disease demons put inside them... What would happen If we loaded one of the bottles into the gun and shot it into her head? Mania, you've got the gun over by you, right? Hand it over here, will ya?
//： これか？ で・・・ボトルとは・・・これか This? Then...with this bottle...like this?
//： そうそう それそれ That's right, that's it!
Page 20 //： ん・・・！ なるほど こうなるようだ 撃つときすこし衝撃があるな Hmm! I see...that's what happens. When you shoot it, there's a slight shock.
Page 21 //： 霧散した・・・ ルダスが罹人だからか？ It disappeared... Is it because Ludus is a kakarito?
//： やるならやるって言ってよ！ びっくりしたぁ If you're gonna do that, say so! You scared me!
//： 病魔を封じる思念体か・・・ まだまだ調べてみる事はありそうだな それと ルダス お前勘違いしているようだから言っておくが 我々の目的は人で遊ぶことじゃない 人を救うことだ "Thought forms" that seal disease demons, huh... It's possible that it requires further study... Even so... Ludus. It seems that you've misunderstood so I'll tell you. Our objective is not to play around with people. It is to save people.
//： くっ・・・ Urgh...
//： 人から病魔を解き放ち 偏った秩序に蔓延る「常識」という鎖から解放する 誰もかれも気兼ねなく自己を主張できる 混沌こそ幸福！ We will release disease demons from people...and release them from the chains of "common sense" that run rampant in this biased system. Anyone will be able to assert themselves without hesitation. Confusion is happiness!
Page 22 //： 我ら解放団体ＳＩＣＫｓは 愛と救いの心のもとにこれより常伏町に病魔を氾濫させる・・・！ しばらく来ない間にずいぶんつまらない町になってしまったようだが それぞれの分野でカリスマとされる諸君の力をもってすれば復興もたやすいことだろう Ｏｕr emancipation organization, SICKs Shall henceforth flood Tokofushi town with disease demons, under the basis of love and salvation of the heart...! In the short time I've been gone, it seems to have become quite a boring town. Even resurrection would be easy with the power of those who are considered talented in all aspects.
Page 23 //： マニア ひとつ気になることがある Mania. There is one thing that worries me.
//： 何だ？ What is it?
//： 昼間向かった噂の美容屋（ユグドラシル）だが 女ひとりの住まいには見えなかった・・・もしかしたら The rumored beauty parlor we went to at noon... It didn't seem like the woman lived by herself...could it be, perhaps...
//： 仲間がいるかもしれないか？ なるほど 気に留めておこう・・・ あ！ そうだ 言ってなかったがここへ来る途中気になる男に会ったんだ 派出須逸人という罹人だ 念のため棘は抜いておいたが気を付けてくれ There might be others? I see...I'll have to keep that in mind... Ah! That's right...I didn't tell you but on my way here, I met a man that worries me. He's a kakarito named Hadesu Itsuhito. Just to be sure, I extracted a thorn but be careful.
//： 「忘失（オブリビオン）」使ったのか？ えげつねえよな アタシぁ あんたの病魔だけは絶対食らいたくないぜ You used Oblivion? Nasty! Your disease demon is the only one I absolutely do not want to eat.
//： 人聞きの悪いことを言うなよ ほんの少し・・・ 記憶を抜くだけの陳腐な能力なんだから Don't say it like that. It was just a little bit... I extracted only the memory of that cliched ability..
Side text： 彼らの真意は？ そしてハデス先生は・・・・ What are their intentions? And what about Hades-sensei...? https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/39429Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 672014-02-08T03:47:41+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comA few lines in this I had a bit of trouble with but hopefully it all sounds okay. Reserved for Muda!
Page 1 Mitogawa-sensei： なあなあ逸人くん このドレスにはどちらのコートが似合うと思うかね？ Hey, hey, Itsuhito-kun. Which coat do you think goes best with this coat?
Hades-sensei： はあ・・・ どちらもお似合いかと思いますが どこかお出かけですか？ Well... Both of them do... Are you about to go out somewhere?
Mitogawa-sensei： ちょっとデートの予定が入ってね この帽子は？ I've got plans for a date. How about this hat?
Hades-sensei： お似合いです It looks nice.
Mitogawa-sensei： この手袋は How about these gloves?
Hades-sensei： お似合いです They do as well.
Mitogawa-sensei： おい・・・君適当に言ってるんじゃあるまいな・・・ Hey...quit just saying whatever.
Page 2 Mitogawa-sensei： あの卑川の水晶の出所がわかったぞ しまった ご機嫌のあまり口が滑った 今のは聞かなかったことにしてくれ I know where Hikawa's crystal came from. Damn it, I'm in such a good mood that I got carried away. Pretend that you didn't that just now.
Hades-sensei： 待ってください 詳しく聞かせてください というかデートなんてしている場合なんですか？ Wait a minute. Tell me about it in detail. Or is this the reason you're going on some date?
Mitogawa-sensei： だから会いに行ってくるんだよ 言っておくが邪魔してくれるなよ！デートなんだからな！ That's why I'm going to see him. I'll say this now: don't in my way. It's just a date!
Hades-sensei： は・・・ はぁ・・・ Uh... Huh...
Page 3 Side text： 嘘も真実も、過去も未来も、全ては闇から生まれ、闇に溶けていく Both lies and truth and past and present are born from and dissolve into darkness.
Title： 再会 Reunion
Page 4 Text： 数か月前 Several months before
Tsukumo： ようやっと見つけたわい あの水晶を回収したがっている奴をな I've finally found him. The guy wanting to get back the crystal, that is.
Text： 駅前中通りで占いやっていた どこへ行ったのでしょうか あそこで見かけた水晶を捜して 占い師さんの行方に心当たりの は連絡ください。 Where did the fortune teller I went to on my way through the station go? I'm looking the crystal I happened to see there; if anyone has any information about the fortune-teller, please get in contact with me.
Mitogawa-sensei： インターネット？ じじいのくせに若者ぶりおってこんな情報信用できるのか？ The Internet? You're an old man, yet you can believe this kind of information like a young person would?
Tsukumo： 珍品コレクター御用達のサイトじゃぞ！ 猫を使うおまえさんに言われたかないわい 成果があるかどうかは実際会ってみんとわからんが・・・ 連絡を取ってみるか？ It's a site for vendors who sell rare collector's items. I don't want to hear that from someone that uses cats. We won't know if this accomplishes anything or not until we meet him in real life. Are you going to try and get in touch with him?
Mitogawa-sensei： 頼む あれから何度も同じような書き込みを当たったがどれも外れだった・・・ だが・・・今回は・・・ Leave it to me. After that, I posted the same message many times but there weren't any replies. But...this time...
Mitogawa-sensei： 逸人くんもこらえ症のない子だからな ぎりぎりまで内密に事を進めなくては Itsuhito-kun really has no patience. I have to do this secretly until the very last minute.
Mariya： 三途川先生！ ああ・・・やっぱりそうだな お変わりないようで何よりです Mitogawa-sensei! Ahh, I knew it. I'm glad you've been doing well.
Page 6 Mitogawa-sensei： 久しぶりだね 真理也くん It's been a while. Mariya-kun.
Page 7 Misao： ただ今 かえりました！ I'm home!
Keiichi： よォ操！ ランドセル姿がサマになってきたじゃねーか 三途川さんが寂しがってんぞ！ Yo, Misao! Wearing a backpack is a good look for ya! Mitogawa-san has missed you! [T/N: It seems they've named the fucking monkey "Mitogawa-san."]
Misao： おじさん！ いらしていたのですか すみません みとがわさん みさおのしゅく題をてつだっていただけますか Ojisan! You came to see us? Excuse me, Mitogawa-san. Could you help me with my homework?
Keiichi： 小学校にしちゃちょっと帰んのが遅くねーか？ Isn't it a little late for her to be coming home from school?
Tsukumo： なんせ片道４時間じゃからなあ At any rate, it's a four-hour trip each way.
Keiichi： なあ ジィさんよ 別に急かしたいワケじゃあねェけど あの卑川の水晶とやらは今どうなってんだ？ 最近 鈍ちゃんがイライラしててさ・・・ひょっとしてそれが原因なんじゃねェかなって・・・ Hey, jiisan, it's not like I'm in any kind of rush but... What happened to Hikawa's crystal or whatever it was? Niburu-chan has been getting nervous about it recently...did you happen to find where it came from?
Tsukumo： ん？ そうは言うてもアタリを引くまでこっちにはどうしようもないからのオ 今頃ばばあが頑張っとるわい 辛抱せい Hmm? Well, having said that, until we get lucky, there's not much we can do. Right now, babaa is trying her hardest. Have patience.
Keiichi： なにっ そうなのか 俺ついてかなくて大丈夫かな？ What? Is that true? Is it okay for me not to go with her?
Tsukumo： そういえば 今回会うヤツは昔の教え子じゃと言うとったぞ マリアだかアリアか言う・・・ Now that you mention it... She did say that the guy she's going to meet used to be a student of hers from long ago. She called him "Mariya" or "Aria."
Keiichi： へ～！ あんまり喜んでいいやらわからん偶然だなア マリア・・・アリア・・・ なんだっけな・・・どっかで・・・ Huuh! That's a conicidence I'm not sure I feel too happy about. Mariya...Aria... Where have I heard that name before...
Page 8 Mitogawa-sensei： ときに真理也くん By the way, Mariya-kun.
Mariya： はい Yes?
Mitogawa-sensei： その腹に抱えている物体はなんだね Who is that you're carrying on your stomach?
Mariya： 息子です やだなあ先生 僕もう２６歳ですよ ん？ うん・・・うん ふふふ 恥ずかしいみたいですね 気にせず続けて下さい It's my son. You know, sensei, I'm already 26-years-old. Hmm? Yes...yes. Fufufu...it seems he's embarrassed. Pay him no mind and continue.
Mitogawa-sensei： そうか 君似だな 本題に入ろうか？ いや・・・まさか君と骨董品（アンティーク）で語り会える日が来るとはね I see...he looks like you. How about we cut to the chase? Well...to think the day would come when I'd be talking to you about antiques...
Mariya： それをどちらで？ So, where is it?
Page 9 Mitogawa： いや～実は近所の骨董品屋で安売りしていたものでなあ 気に入ったから買ってしまったのだが～・・・ The truth is, this is something that was on sale at the local antique shop. I liked it so I ended up buying it.
Mariya： そうですか・・・ それでは前の持ち主はこれを手放してしまったのですね かわいそうに・・・ 彼の魂は救われなかった・・・ Is that so? Then, the previous owner put it up for sale. How pitiful... His soul couldn't be saved...
Mitogawa-sensei： 前の持ち主を知っているのか？ Did you know the previous owner?
Mariya： いいえ そういうわけではないのですが No... That isn't what I meant.
Mitogawa-sensei： そうか 残念だ I see. That's too bad.
Page 10 Mitogawa-sensei： この水晶がここにある限り私には君の嘘が見抜けてしまう 心苦しいものだな・・・ 昔の教え子に尋問まがいのことをせねばならんとは 卑川鉄生知っているんだね？ この水晶を奴に与えたのも君か？ As long as this crystal is here, I can see through your lies. It pains me, you know... To have to cross-examine an old student of mine... Do you know Hikawa Tetsuo? Are you the one who gave the crystal to him as well?
Mariya： 参ったなー You got me!
Page 11 Tsukumo： そうそうそれそれ 荊真理也じゃ 確かにそんな感じの名前じゃったわい 知り合いか Ohhh, yeah, that's right, it was Ibara Mariya. I'm pretty sure it was a name like that. Do you know him?
Keiichi： 中学ン時のな Back in middle school.
Tsukumo： 仲が良かったのか？ Were you close?
KE： 俺はそうでもねェよ でも逸人とは仲良かったなァ 難しいことばっかり考えてるヤツで俺は苦手だったけど そうかー 「当たり」じゃねェといいな そいつ・・・ 将来の夢とかってさ あるじゃん 中防の頃独特のリアルと夢が５０・・５０くらいのやつ I wasn't. But Itsuhito was. I wasn't really good with people who are always thinking about serious stuff. Yeah...I hope she doesn't "get lucky" with that guy. It was this dream for the future or something. Back in middle school, he had this strange kind of realistic dream with 50/50 odds.
Tsukumo： ほぉ Oh?
Keiichi： まあ俺はバイク屋の店長になりかたったんだけど そいつ臆面なくこう言うんだ それ聞いて改めて俺は「合わねー！」って思ったね Well, I wanted to be the manager of a bike shop but... He said it without being embarrassed. When I heard that, I changed my mind and thought, "that's not me at all!" [T/N: I'm not sure what Keiichi is referring to here. I assume it's what Mariya says on the next page? This entire conversation seems to reference something that hasn't been revealed yet.]
Page 12 Mariya： 僕は人間を救いたいんです I wish to save people.
Page 13 Mitogawa-sensei： 君の夢か あの頃から変わりないんだね Your dream, huh? You're the same as you were back then.
Mariya： 先生の前で嘘を吐けなくなってしまったのでもう全部言ってしまいますけど 卑川は哀れな男でした・・・だから僕は彼にこの水晶を授け彼を救おうと思ったのです 彼はすでに「劣等感（ユーズレス）」という才能に目覚めていましたから その力の足しになればと思い使い方を教えたのも僕です だが・・・失敗した 邪魔が入ったんだ・・・何者かの・・・ ん？ どうした？ 眠たい？ ごめんね・・・もうちょっとでお話終わるからね Since I can't lie in front of you, I'll tell you everything. Hikawa was a pathetic man...however, I gave him this crystal thinking that I could help him. His ability called "Useless" had already awakened. I was also the one who thought that power could help him and showed him how to use it. But...it was a failure. Someone....got in the way... Hmm? What's wrong? You want to go to sleep? I'm sorry, I'm going to talk just a little bit longer.
Page 14 Mariya： それにしても 久しぶりに常伏を訪れましたが・・・この町は不気味な町ですね 悪意の気配がとても稀薄だ 強欲な人間の住み家とは思えない・・・ 感情を鎮静させるパワースポットでもあるんですか？ At any rate It's been a while since I've been to Tokofushi but...this town is a strange one. There really isn't the presence of evil. It doesn't seem like anyone greedy lives here. Is there some mystical place that has a calming effect on people's emotions?
Mitogawa： さぁ・・・？ 知らないが それは何か君にとって都合の悪いことなのかい？ Hmm? I have no idea but Would something like that be inconvenient for you?
Mariya： まぁ いいでしょう 子供もぐずり出したことですし このあたりでおいとましますよ Hmm, it'll be okay. Even children get cranky. I'll be staying around this area.
Mitogawa-sensei： 水晶（これ）はいいのか？ What about the crystal?
Mariya： いいですよ 先生が持っているなら安心ですから まあ 要らないと言うのであればお引き取りはしますけど それではまたいつか 三途川先生 It's fine. I won't worry if you have it. Well, I'll take it off your hands if you tell me you don't want it. Then, I'll see you some other time. Mitogawa-sensei.
Page 15 Mariya： もしもし Hello?
Stoge： 狂（マニア）か 友愛（ストーゲ）だ お前の言った通りだったようだ この町の病魔の影が薄いのは偶然ではない 今 その掃除道具を回収した Mania? It's Stoge. [T/N: I have no idea what that means but the kanji reads "friendship."] It's just like you said. It's not a coincidence that disease demons don't have a strong presence here. We've got the cleaning tool.
Mariya： ご苦労さん 俺の方も今済んだ 間違いないな この町 意図的に病魔の出現を妨げようとする動きがある I appreciate it. I just finished on my end as well. There's no doubt about it...in this town... There's something purposely preventing the appearance of disease demons.
Stoge： 我らの救いに反する動きだ 早急に探し出して潰さなければ・・・ That goes against our cause. If we don't hurry up and find out who it is and shut them down...
Page 16 Eros： ばーん Bang!
Page 17 Niburu： ゴホッ Urgh!
Stoge： 美愛（エロｓ） 遊ぶな Eros. Don't play around.
Eros： ノリ悪っ！ いーじゃん だってさ オモシロくない? こんなモンで病魔を封じ込めてるなんてさ～ You're such a killjoy! It's fine. Besides, isn't it interesting? They can keep disease demons in stuff like this...
Stoge： 思念体とはそういう物だ To think a thought form would be something like this...
Rudas： おい 奥で面白いモン見つけたぜ こいつおそらく中に病魔を閉じ込めてある Hey, I found something interesting in there. I think they locked the disease demons up inside it.
Eros： わ～っ！ 見せて見せてェ さすが遊愛（ルダス） 顔がキレイなだけあるうん～ Waah, show me, show me! As expected of Rudas, you really are just a pretty face...
Rudas： 寄るな Don't get so close to me!
Eros： へぶ Ooof!
Rudas： 大量にあるんだ 俺だけじゃ持ち出せねえ 友愛（ストーゲ）手伝ってくれ There's a lot of them. I can't carry them by myself. Help me out, Stoge.
Stoge： 了解 Roger.
Page 18 Eros： てめェェ 顔殴んなっていっつも言ってんだろーが！ You bitch, didn't I tell you I'd smack you in the face?
Rudas： なんだよ そそる構図だな 物足りないのか？ Wow, you're getting me all aroused. Didn't get enough?
Niburu： あんた 何者・・・ Just... Who are you...
Rudas： 俺はルダス 常伏ネオン街でホストやってっからよかったらお店に遊びに来て I'm Rudas. I work as a host in the Tokofushi neon district so should drop by if you'd like.
Someone： そういうことを聞いているのではないと思うが I don't think that's what she was asking about.
Stoge： 案ずるな 女 我らは何も強盗目的でこの地を訪れたのではない 我らは Don't worry, woman. We have not come with any intention of robbing you. We...
Page 19 Stoge： この地を救いに来たのだ Have come to save this world.
Hades-sensei： だめだ・・・完全に見失ったな・・・ 先生の身に何も起こってなければいいが・・・ ん？ 病魔の気配 あの人からかー・・・？ No good...I've completely lost her. I hope nothing happened to her... Hmm? The presence of a disease demon... Is coming from that person...?https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/39295Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 662014-01-13T10:12:02+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comI went back to using "Hades-sensei" because I have found out that that is, indeed, the romanization used in the French translations so I'm going to be using that from now on. Sorry for the confusion.
Reserved for Muda if they're still interested in the project (this goes for the previous translation as well.)
Page 1 Keiichi： 邪魔しに来たぞ～！ Pardon the intrusion!
Misao： キャラメルおじさん！ Caramel ojisan!
Keiichi： よー操！ いい子にしてたか？ いいかげん名前覚えてくんねーかなァ Hey, Misao! Have you been a good girl? It's about time you remember my name, isn't it?
Misao： あそんでください Please play with me.
Tsukumo： こりゃあ操 経一くんは別に遊びに来とるんじゃないんじゃぞ Hey, Misao, Keiichi-kun didn't exactly come here to play.
Keiichi： いーって半分は操に会いに来てるよーなモンだからな よ～し できた！ いいか操 これは国士無双１３面待ちといて これらすべての牌であがれる夢のような待ち方なのだ Well, that was half of the reason I came. All right, there we go. Listen up, Misao. These are called a kokushimusou 13-way wait. All these tiles gathered together are a dreamlike hand.
Misao： なるほど べん強になります ぎゃんぶらーたるものいち度はやく満をあがってみたいものですね おじさんとこふし町のおはなししてください I see. I'll make sure to learn it. So gamblers are all struggling for the 32,000 point win at least once. Ojisan, tell me a story about Tokofushi town.
Page 2 Keiichi： そうそう こないだクリスマスだったろ 鈍ちゃんをデートに誘ったんだけどさあ 鈍ちゃんってばヒドイんだぜ～！ That's right, it was Christmas the other day. I'd invited Niburu-chan to go on a date with me but you know...she was so mean to me!
Misao： くりすます？ きりすとのたん生日にいったい何が・・・ Christmas? What do you do on Christ's birthday...
Text： その夜・・・ That night...
Note from Misao： とこふし町へあそびにいってきます。 ばんごはんまでにはかえってきますので。 みさお I've gone to Tokofushi town to play. I'll be back by dinner time. Misao.
Page 3 Title： 突げき！ とこふし町 Attack! Tokofushi Town
Mitogawa-sensei： 操がいなくなった？ Misao is missing?
Page 4 Hades-sensei： えっ？ Huuuh?
Mitogawa-sensei： わかったからとりあえず落ち着けじじい 常伏町に来ているのは間違いないのか？ I understand so just calm down for now, jiiji. You're sure she came to Tokofushi town?
Tsukumo： わからん 「行く」とは書いてあるが辿り着けるとは限らんし・・・ どうしよう ばばあ！ 操まだ９歳なんじゃぞ I don't know! She wrote down she was going but that doesn't necessarily mean she got there... What should I do, baaba! She's still 9-years-old!
Mitogawa-sensei： 好奇心の盛りに過保護に育てるからそうなるんだ She's being brought up in an overprotective environment during the peak of her curiosity so of course something like this happened.
Tsukumo： だって～！ But...!
Mitogawa-sensei： まあ 事情はわかった お前は操が帰って来た時のためそこにろ Well, I'm aware of the situation. Stay there in case Misao comes back.
Hades-sensei： 大変じゃないですか 僕も探します This is pretty bad, isn't it? I'm going to go look for her too.
Mitogawa-sensei： それならまず経一くんと合流してくれ 経一くんなら操の行きそうな所に心当たりがあるかもしれん Well, then, go meet up with Keiichi-kun first. He might have an idea of where Misao was trying to go.
Hades-sensei： や・・・やむを得ませんね・・・ It...it can't be helped, can it...
Mitogawa-sensei： 私は目撃者※を捜す！ そっちは頼んだぞ！ I'm going to look for some eyewitnesses! I'm going to leave this to you!
Hades-sensei： わ・・・わかりました G...got it...
※ 猫 Cats
Page 5 Misao： むむ！ ち図をみるかぎりここはとこふし町にまちがいないようですね・・・ かん無量とはこのことでしょうか Hmm! I'm pretty sure this is Tokofushi town, from what I can tell on the map... So this is what it's like when your heart feels full?
Person： おい なんだあの子 あぶないぞ！ Hey, what's with that kid? That's dangerous!
Misao： とうっ Oooof!
Person： 落ち・・・ へ・・・平気なのか・・・？ She fell - Are...are you okay...?
Page 6 Misao： ・・・い・・・ いたいのです・・・ むかしはへい気だったのに なぜ・・・ It... It hurts... Even though I would have been fine before...why...
Person： 当たり前だろ マンガの読みすぎだ！ Of course it hurts! You read too much manga!
Person： どこかくじいてない？ Did you twist anything?
Keiichi： 操がいなくなったあ？ 昨日会いに行ったばっかりだぜ Misao is gone? I just saw her yesterday!
Niburu： おじいさん一人で待つの心細いでしょうね・・・ わたし庵のほうへ行ってみるわ Ojiisan must be lonely waiting for her all by himself... I should head out to the hermitage.
Keiichi： そうだな もしかしたら途中で操に会うかもしれねェ しかし心当たりかぁ Yeah...you might see Misao on the way there. But I think I know where she might be...
Hades-sensei： 昨日操ちゃんはどんな様子だったんだ？ なんでもいい思い出してくれ How was Misao yesterday? Just try to remember anything.
Keiichi： どんなって・・・国士１３面待ちのロマンを熱く語り合った後に クリスマスに鈍にふられた話をして・・・ あとは・・・競馬の予想とか当たるパチ台の見極め方とか・・・ ひでえ！ 何すんだよ！ How she was...well, after we talked about the burning passion of the kokushimusou 13-way wait... I told her about how Niburu blew me off at Christmas... And how to guess right at horse racing and which pachinko machines are sure to be winners... Ow, what was that for?
Niburu： あんた子供になんてこと吹き込んでるのよ What kind of things were you putting into her head?
Keiichi： なんだよォ 俺のこんな話聞いてくれんの操とキャバ嬢くらいなんだぞ！ というわけで操がいるのはパチ屋が雀荘か競馬場だ！ 急ぐぞ！ Hey, Misao was like a hostess at a bar while she was listening to me! That's why Misao might be at a pachinko parlor or a mahjong parlor or the horse racetrack! Let's get going!
Hades-sensei： ほ・・・本当だろうな・・・ Se...seriously...
Page 7 Text： 小学校 Elementary school
Misao： おお・・・！ これがうわさに名だかいがっこう・・・！ いまの気もちまさにこだい遺跡をはっ見したこうこ学者さながら！ Ohhh...! So this is the rumored legendary school...! I feel just like an archaeologist discovering some ancient ruins right now!
Shiori： ねえ・・・頼子ちゃんやっぱりやめようよ 怒られちゃうよ・・・ 大人の人に相談してからにしようよ Hey...Yoriko-chan, let's not do this... We're going to get in trouble... Let's talk to the grown-ups first.
Yoriko： その大人が頼りになんないからあたしたちでなんとかするんでしょ！ イヤなら帰んなさいよ あたしひとりでもやるからね We can't depend on adults so we're going to have to do something about it ourselves! If you don't to, go home. I'll do it by myself.
Shiori： そ・・・そんな・・・ N...no way...
Page 8 Yoriko： うーん やっぱりカギかかってるか・・・ Hmm... So it's locked after all...
Shiori： 今日土よう日だもん・・・ 休みの日にかってに入ったらだめなんだよ Today's a Saturday, you know... We're not supposed to come in here on our own on the weekend.
Yoriko： のりこえよう しおり あたしのおしり押して！ Let's try to climb over. Shiori, push up my butt!
Yoriko： すっご～い！ やるじゃん！ あんたスパイか何か？ Awesome! You did it! Are you a spy or something?
Misao： いえ これはおとうさんにおそわりました No, this is something my father taught me.
Yoriko： あんたのパパ何者？ What kind of person is your dad?!
Misao： みさおはだーてぃな過こをもつおんなですので・・・ It's because Misao is a girl with a dirty past...
Page 9 Yoriko： まーいいよ あたし明日葉頼子！ こっちは屋本しおり あんたけっこう使えそうね！ ちょっとこれからつき合わない？ Well, whatever! I'm Ashitaba Yoriko. This is Okumoto Shiori. You're pretty handy! Wanna hang with us for a little while?
Misao： みさおはみさおともうします あしたば・・・はて・・・ Misao is Misao. Ashitaba...I've heard that somewhere...
Yoriko： しずかにね！ 大人にみつかったらおしまいなんだから！ Be quiet! If we get caught by an adult, it'll be all over!
Shiori： 頼子ちゃんの声がいちばんうるさいと思うけどなあ・・・ Yoriko-chan, you're the one being the loudest...
Keiichi： くそッ ここにもいねェか・・・ これで常伏の雀荘はあらかたあたり倒したな・・・ おいボーッとしてんな 逸人！ 次はパチ屋行くぞ！ Damn it, she wasn't here either... Now we've hit up almost all of the mahjong clubs in Tokofushi... Hey, don't space out, Itsuhito! We're going to the pachinko parlor next.
Hades-sensei： なあ・・・本当の本当に操ちゃんはそんな場所に興味を持ってるって言うのか・・・？ Hey...are you absolutely certain that Misao-chan said she was interested in these places...?
Keiichi： あ？ 当たり前だろ 俺の話をそれはそれはキラキラした目で聞いてくるんだぞ つべこべ言ってねーで乗れ！ Huh? Of course I am! She listened to me with her eyes all sparkly. Stop nitpicking and get on!
Niburu： ねえ九十九さん Hey, Tsukumo-san.
Page 10 Niburu： つらいお気持ちはわかりますけれど・・・ お持ちの思念体の中に操ちゃんの行方がわかるような物はありませんの？ I understand you're feeling awful about this but... Do you have anything inside of a thought form that might help us to find out where Misao is? [T/N: For more on thought forms, see chapter 51.]
Tsukumo： そうじゃ その手があったわい 呪縛の携帯電話 息子の動向すべてを知りたがる教育ママの念が染みついた逸品じゃ ・・・ってこれは操が携帯を持っていなければ話にならんし・・・ ああ～やっぱりまだ９歳といえ携帯くらい持たせておくべきじゃったか う～ん他には・・・ That's right, I have something like that... The cursed cellphone. It's a rare item - it's been stained by the feelings of an overbearing mother who wanted to know all the things that her son did. ...well, that is, if Misao doesn't have the cellphone, then it's not even worth talking about. Ahhh, even though she's still 9-years-old, I should have gone ahead and let her have the cellphone... Besides...
Niburu： 余計なこと言ったかしら・・・ まあ でも 気がまぎれてちょうどいいわね Maybe I said too much... Well, it was a good time for him to be distracted.
Yoriko： うーん・・・ やっぱり窓はどこもしまってるなあ・・・ 正面玄関のほうだとのこってる先生にみつかっちゃうかもしれないし・・・ Hmmm... So all of the windows are closed, huh... And if we use the front entrance, we'd be found by any of the teachers still here...
Shiori： 窓からなんてあぶないよ～ もっとほかの入りぐちさがそうよ It's dangerous to climb in through the window. Let's go look for some other entrance.
Misao： おさがりください Please step back.
Yoriko： え？ Huh?
Page 11 Misao： い・・・いたい・・・ T...that hurt...
Yoriko： あたりまえでしょ！ 何やってんの？ Of course it did What are you doing?
Misao： む・・・むかしはこれくらいあさめし前だったのですが・・・ A while ago, something like this would have been nothing...
Yoriko： やっぱりほかの入りぐちさがすしかなさそうだね Looks like we gotta go look for another way in.
Misao： ところでどちらにおむかいなのですか？ By the way, which way is it we're heading?
Yoriko： まあついてくればわかるよ！ それよりあんたさむそうねー 頼子のマフラーかしてあげる！ Well, when we bring you there, you'll know! More importantly, you look cold. I'll lend you my scarf!
Shiori： わあ まってまって！ Waahh, wait, wait!
Text： パチンコ店 Pachinko parlor
Page 12 Keiichi： あでっ Oooof!
Hades-sensei： いないじゃないか・・・ She's not here, is she...
Keiichi： だからって殴らなくってもいいだろうが 大丈夫！ まだ競馬賞がある！ I said you don't have to hit me! It's okay! There's still the race track!
Hades-sensei： お前の記憶だけが頼りなんだ しっかりやってくれ・・・ We're only going by your memory here. You need to get your act together.
Keiichi： じゃあ頭叩くのやめてもらえる？ Well, could you quit hitting me upside the head?
Sign： 職員室 Staff room
Yoriko： うう・・・ ここ通らないといけないんだけど・・・ なんで先生たちよりによってろう下でおしゃべりしてるの？ Hmm... We have to go through this way but... Why are the teachers talking in the hallway, of all places?
Shiori： いなくなるのまったほうが・・・ Maybe we should wait until they're gone -
Yoriko： ダメ！ ここをいつほかの先生が通りがかるかわかんないでしょ！ No! We don't know when any other teachers will come through here.
Page 13 Teacher： ん・・・？ なんだこりゃ Hmm? What's that?
Teacher： 世界地図？ 社会科の先生が落とされたじゃないですか？ A world map? Did the social studies teacher lose it?
Teacher： 仕方ねぇなぁ 届といてやりますか Oh, well, I guess we'll go bring it back to him.
Teacher： こういうの大人になってから見ると面白いですね It's interesting to look at something like this as an adult, isn't it?
Teacher： 学生時代暗記したなぁ なんだっけこの国 I memorized it back when I was in school. What country is that one again?
Yoriko： すごい すごーい！ けいじドラマみたい！ あんたほんとにいったい何者？ どこ小よ？ Amazing! So cool! It's like a detective show! Just who the heck are you? What school do you go to?
Misao： みさおはふりーの９さいです やとってくれる小がっこうをさがしているのですが・・・ おじさんがなかなか「うん」といわないのです Misao is a 9-year-old who doesn't go to school. I'm looking for a school that I can go to... Ojisan is having a hard time saying "yes."
Page 14 Text： 競馬場 Race track
Keiichi： おごっ Uuugh!
Hades-sensei： どういうつもりだ・・・ What are you playing at here?
Keiichi： だから暴力はやめろってば！ 今必死に記憶を辿ってんだよ！ 忘れちゃうだろ！ I said quit being violent! I'm thinking back as hard as I can right now! I forgot!
Hades-sensei： 逆に思い出すかもしれないだろ You probably remembered it wrong.
Keiichi： なんでお前俺と病魔に対してのみそんなキツイの？ Why are you giving the kind of hard look you only give disease demons?
Hades-sensei： 三途川先生 操ちゃん見つかったんですか？ Mitogawa-sensei. You found Misao-chan?
Keiichi： ヤバイ・・・ しばかれる予感・・・ Oh man... I can see a beating in my future...
Hades-sensei： えっ・・・ 小学校？ Huh? The elementary school?
Page 15 Yoriko： あ！ いたいた ほら！ あれだよ Ah! There it is! Hey, over there!
Misao： あぬびす・・・！ Anubis!
Yoriko： なにそれ おとといねあのワンちゃんがケガして学校にやってきたの あたしたちこっそり給食ののこりとかあげてめんどうみてたんだけど・・・ 大人たちがあの犬を学校からおい出したがってるのきいちゃったの あの犬が来て今日はじめてのお休みだから・・・もしかしたらと思って・・・ よしよし おなかすいたでしょ！ 今いくね！ What's that... The day before yesterday, that doggie got hurt and showed up at the school... We've been taking care of it in secret by giving it scraps from our lunch and stuff but... We heard the adults are planning on running it out of the school. This is the first day we've had off since the dog came so I was thinking maybe... Okay, okay! You must be hungry! Here I come!
Page 16 Yoriko： きゃ・・・ Kyaaaa!
Shiori： 頼子ちゃん！ Yoriko-chan!
Yoriko： び・・・びっくりした～！ なんでえ？ どうしたの？ あたしよ！ 忘れちゃったの？ T-that scared me! Why? What's going on with you? It's me! Did you forget?
Dog： グルルルル・・・ Grrrr...
Misao： ちか寄ったらあぶないです・・・！ このかんじは・・・ あのときのおとうさんと・・・ 同じにおい・・・！ It's dangerous to get close...! This feeling... It's the same as that time... With otousan...
Teacher： おいこら待て！ なんなんだあんたら・・・ 警察呼ぶぞ！ おいってば！ Hey, wait! What are you doing? I'm going to call the cops! Hey, I said!
Yoriko： やばい 大人がくる！ Oh no, the grown-ups are coming!
Page 17 Keiichi： おい どこに向かって走ってんだ Hey, which way are you running?
Hades-sensei： わからない だが病魔の気配がする もしかしたらそこに操ちゃんも・・・ I don't know. But I sense a disease demon. Maybe Misao-chan will be there too...
Misao： ハデス先生 ここです Hades-sensei. We're here.
Yoriko： わ バカ・・・ Wah, idiot...!
Misao： たすけてください Please help us.
Hades-sensei： 操ちゃん Misao-chan!
Keiichi： こらァ操！ 俺もいるだろ！ Hey, Misao! I'm here too!
Mitogawa-sensei： いや間に合って良かった Well, I'm glad you got here in time.
Hades-sensei： 先生の迅速な捜査のおかげです あいつはなんの役にも立ちませんでした It's all thanks to sensei's quick search. He wasn't of any use at all.
Keiichi： なんだよォ ここまでバイク飛ばしたの誰だと思ってんだ What? Who do you think it was who came flying here on his motorcycle?
Page 18 Hades-sensei： しかし動物が病魔に罹るとは興味深いですね But, an animal catching a disease demon is quite something.
Mitogawa： 人間ほど複雑な感情を有しているとは考えにくいが・・・ない話じゃあない 衰弱した身体とたくさんの人間の色々な感情に囲まれたストレスが病魔を呼んだのかもしれん It isn't that unlikely that they would have emotions as complex as humans. It's possible that it's weakened body and the stress of being surrounded by the various emotions of humans called a disease demon.
Teacher： おたくらあの犬のことで来られたん？ だからって困りますよ こんなことされちゃあ！ You guys are here because of the dog? That's why I said it would be trouble.
Mitogawa： よーし 操 そこまでだ もういいだろう おじさんの所に帰るんだ あんな書き置きだけで出て行くなんて家出も同然だぞ とにかくじじいが心配している聞き分けなさい All right, Misao, that's enough. We're going back to ojisan's place. Going out and only leaving a note like that is the same as running away from home. Anyway, understand that you've worried the old man.
Misao： ま まだ晩ごはんまでにはじかんが・・・ わ・・・わかりました もうし訳ありませんでした・・・ It... It still isn't time for dinner yet... I...I understand... I'm very sorry.
Page 19 Yoriko： ねーまたおいでよね！ あんたフリーにしとくにはもったいない９さいだよ！ Hey, come back another time! It'd be a waste to be a 9-year-old who doesn't go to school!
Shiori： まってるからね！ We'll be waiting!
Teacher： 明日葉さん 屋本さん キミたちは後でちょっと職員室においでね Ashitaba-san, Okumoto-san... You two come to the staff room after this.
Text： こうして アヌビス（命名・操）はケガがよくなるまで小学校で飼うこととなり・・・ 数週間後無事に元気な野良意犬として復帰した そしてなんとハデス先生たちの口添えで心配性のじいさんを説得することに成功した操は 小学校に通うことになったのだった 朝は５時起きであるー・・・ And so It was decided that until Anubis' (named by Misao) wounds healed, he would be kept at the school... A few weeks later, he returned safely as a healthy stray dog. And because of Hades-sensei and the others putting a good word in for her, Misao successfully persuaded the worrywart ojisan And started to go to elementary school. They had to get up at 5:00 in the morning.
Misao： あさですよ！ It's morning!
Tsukumo： うう・・・むにゃむにゃ・・・ Uuurgh...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/39285Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 652014-01-08T08:55:50+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comI apologize for the yearlong hiatus! I've been busy with school and haven't had much time for anything else but I'm taking a semester off because of my health so I'm going to try and finish the manga up (finally!)
Note: I changed the romanization of "Hades" to "Hadesu" because I've always been on the fence about it and only used the romanization a few people used before I started on this project. I've seen the official French translation use "Hades", though, so I'm not sure if this change is permanent or not.
Page 1 Motoyoshi and his mother： あけましておめでとうございまーす！ Happy New Year!
Mimasaka： おっ 本好とその母ちゃんじゃねーか あけおめ～ Ohh, if it isn't Motoyoshi and his mom! Happy New Year...!
Motoyoshi： 今年もよろしくね Please take care of me this year as well.
Motoyoshi's mother： これからしばらく田舎のおばあちゃんのところに行くから 早めにあいさつに伺おうと思って・・・ はい 美っちゃんこれおばさんから After this we're going to be going to my mom's place in Inaka for a little bit... So I thought we'd stop by to greet you ahead of time... All right, Micchan, this is from me.
Mimasaka： おおっ 悪いな 本好の母ちゃん！ 恩に着ー・・・ Ohhh! Well, thanks, Motoyoshi's mom! I owe you one -
Mimasaka's mother： ハイ 没収～ All right, I'll be taking that!
Page 2 Title： お年玉調達行脚in常伏町 A Trip to Get New Year's Gifts in Tokofushi Town
Text： 正月 基本的にアルバイトが禁止されている中学生にとってこれ以上ない小遣い調達のビッグチャンスである New Year's Day For middle school students who are basically banned from getting part-time jobs, it's the best possible time to get pocket money.
Mimasaka： なんでだよババア ふざけんな！ こちとらこれだけが楽しみで子供やってんだぞ！ What was that for, Ma? You gotta be kidding me! There are so few things we kids do for fun!
Mimasaka's mother： ほ～それじゃああんたに前貸しした来月と再来月のお小遣いどっから返してくれるつもりなんだい？ 約束も守れない男に育てた覚えはないよ Ohhh well, then, how were you planning to pay me back the allowance you borrowed in advance for next month and the month after that? I don't remember raising a son who couldn't keep a promise.
Text： しかし金額が金額だけに親にごっそり持っていかれる家庭も少ないはない But the amount of money being what it is, there aren't many households where the parents take the entire thing.
Mimasaka's mother： 本好くんにはちゃんとあげるからね 気を付けて行っといでね Let me give you this, Motoyoshi-kun. Be careful on your trip.
Motoyoshi： ありがとう おばさん Thank you, obasan.
Mimasaka： 本好っ オメーも何とか言えよ！ こんなオーボーが許されていいもんかよ Motoyoshi, say something to her too! Are you okay with letting something like this happen?!
Motoyoshi： ダメだよ 美っちゃん 「男はケジメ」・・・でしょ？ I can't, Micchan. Didn't you say, "A man takes responsibility"?
Mimasaka's mother： あらあら やっぱり頭いい子は言うこと違うね Oh my, smart kids really do say different things, don't they?
Motoyoshi： 美っちゃんが教えてくれたんですよ Micchan taught me that.
Page 3 Ashitaba： お・・・ お年玉調達町内行脚？ Ta... Take a trip around the neighborhood to get New Years' gifts?
Mimasaka： そーだよ！ ウチの母ちゃんの目の届くトコじゃ没収されちまうからな そーじゃない 大人んトコ行こうぜ！ Yeah! If I get them where my mom can see, I'll get them taken it away. All right? Let's go to some grown-ups' houses!
Ashitaba： う～ん でも僕今日妹のお守り頼まれちゃったんだよね・・・ そのためのお小遣いももらっちゃったし そ・・・そんなわけだから・・・ Yeah, but...my parents asked me to take care of little sister today... That's what I got my allowance for... T-that's why...
Ashitaba's little sister： おにーちゃん何してんの？ 早くー 初もうで行くんでしょ Oniichan, what are you doing? Let's hurry up and go to the shrine!
Mimasaka： おい もらった小遣いっていくらだ・・・？ Hey, how much money did you get?
Ashitaba： えっ？ せ・・・千円だけど・・・ Huh? A thousand yen...
Mimasaka： おい アシタバ妹！ ちょっとだけお前の兄ちゃん貸してくれよ ほら レンタル料３００円やるから な！ いいだろ Hey, Ashitaba's little sister! Lemme borrow your big bro for a little bit! I'll give you 300 yen as a rental fee! Huh? How about it?
Ashitaba： 僕３００円？ I'm worth 300 yen?
Ashitaba's little sister： 頼子今８さいだから あと５００円ちょうだい！ Yoriko is 8-years-old now, you know. Give me another 500!
Page 4 Mimasaka： ８割がた持っていかれるとは・・・ オマエの妹末恐ろしいな I can't believe she took almost all of it... I wonder what your little sister is going to be like when she grows up.
Ashitaba： ね・・・ねえ 行脚って一体どうするつもりなの？ ハデス先生のところにでも行くの？ S-so, where are we planning on going? Hadesu-sensei's place or something?
Mimasaka： ばーか オマエ オレたちにはこんな時のための最高のトモダチがいんじゃねーか！ これはあけましておめでとう You idiot, isn't it for times like this that we have the best kind of friend? This is our happy new year.
Sanzou： すまないね わざわざ新年の挨拶に来てもらえるとは 弟にも君たちのような律義さが備わってほしいものだ 今 麓介を読んでこよう I'm sorry, to think you came all the way here to wish him a happy new year... I wish my younger brother was sincere like the two of you. I'll go get Roksuke.
Mimasaka： いえ ボクたちの方こそ日頃麓介くんにはお世話になりっぱなしで・・・ トモダチとしてこのくらい当然です Oh no, we're the ones who are always indebted to him... As friends, that much is to be expected.
Ashitaba： よく言うよ・・・ Speak for yourself...
Page 5 Mimasaka： あっ すみません ちょっと今ー 玉を落としちゃって・・・ ボクの落とした玉拾っていただけますか Ah... I'm sorry, I just... Dropped my ball... Is there any way that you could pick that up for me?
Sanzou： ん？ あ ああ・・・ Hmm? Oh, yes...
Ashitaba： ろ・・・露骨すぎるよ 美作くん！ いくらなんでもこれに引っかかる大人は・・・ You're being a little too obvious, Mimasaka-kun! There's no way an adult is gonna get caught by that...
Sanzou： そうだ折角来てくれたことだし・・・ 時間があったら少し上がっていかないかな？ Ah, that's right, you took the trouble to come all the way here... If you have time, would you like to come in?
Ashitaba： 引っかかった！ お金持ち懐広すぎ！ He got caught! Rich people are way too open-minded.
Mimasaka： えーっ いいんですか？ Ehhh, is that all right?
Fuji： あ～あ よく寝た・・・ 山蔵ー お婆ー 誰かー 腹減った～ なんか食うもん ねぇ・・・ 騒がしいな めずらしい Oh man, I really slept... Sanzou, Obaba, someone... I'm hungry...is there anything to eat? Hey... It's kinda noisy...that's weird...
Page 6 Sanzou： 違う 筆の持ち方はこう！ 寝かせず立てて使うこと！ 美しい字は美しい姿勢から 字を鍛練するということは心を鍛錬することに等しくこれすなわち Wrong! Hold the brush like this! Use it while holding it up without laying it on its side! Beautiful letters come from a beautiful form. Forging the character is essentially the same as forging your heart.
Ashitaba： も・・・も もう 足が・・・限界・・・ E...e...enough...my legs...can't take it anymore...
Fuji： 何やってんだよ ハゲ What are you doing, baldie?!
Sanzou： なんだ やっと起きたか 麓介 なに折角だから正月らしいもてなしをと思い書初めを・・・ Oh, you've finally woken up, Rokusuke? They came all the way here so I thought we'd do a New Year's-esque activity; we're writing the first calligraphy of the new year -
Fuji： お前のそれは現代っ子にとってもてなしじゃなくて拷問って言うんだよ！ この石頭！ That isn't something you'd do nowadays for entertainment - it's torture! You hardhead!
Mimasaka： 藤～ オマエの兄ちゃん聞く耳持たな過ぎて怖ぇよ～ Fuuuuji... Your brother doesn't listen at all, it's scary...
Fuji： お前らも 何し来たんだよ アホか！ ウチのロクでもなさは知ってんだろ And what are you guys doing here? Are you an idiot? You guys know my place is good-for-nothing.
Mimasaka： そ・・・それは・・・ We-well...
Sanzou： お婆・・・俺は何か間違っていただろうか・・・ Obaba...what did I do wrong?
Obaba： 山坊ちゃんはもう少し遊ぶことを覚えたほうがよろしいですねえ San-bocchan, maybe it would be best if you remembered how to have fun a little bit.
Page 7 Mimasaka： あ～エライ目に遭った・・・ 結局時間潰しただけだったな Man, we're having the worst day... We've done nothing but end up wasting time...
Ashitaba： 藤くんもあの家で生きてくのは大変なんだろうね・・・ It's really amazing that Fuji-kun can live in that house...
Mimasaka： やっぱり回りくどいのはよくないな！ こっちの要望が伝わなきゃイミねぇし 今度からちゃんと金くれって言おう！ Going around to people really isn't working out here. There's no point if no one is gonna listen to our requests. From now on, we're just gonna straight-up ask!
Ashitaba： それはそれでぶしつけたと思うけど・・・ I think that's kind of rude...
Mimasaka： ん・・・？ あれは・・・？ みのりちゃん と！ 男！ Hmm? Is that...? Minori-chan! And! A man!
Saizaki： 片方くらい持ってくれてもいいじゃない You shouldn't make just one person carry this stuff.
Saizaki's brother： 漫画以外のことで疲労するのは極力避けたい I like to avoid situations where I get tired as much as I can, except for when it comes to manga.
Mimasaka： うわーっ 大変だーっ！ みのりちゃんが正月に男と２人で仲良く食材買ってるーっ！ 前回ハデス先生とデートしておきながら・・・ 一大スキャンダルだーっ！ Uwaaah! This is bad! Minori-chan is out grocery shopping together with some guy, acting all cozy! And the last time she had gone on a date with Hadesu-sensei... This is a major scandal!
Saizaki： なっ！ こ こら あなたたち！ 誤解を招くようなこと言うんじゃありません！ Wha...! H-hey, you two! Don't say things that might cause a misunderstanding!
Page 8 Saizaki： この人は漫画家で先生のお兄さん！ 双子なの ほらよく見て顔が似てるでしょう？ He's a mangaka and my older brother. We're twins. Hey, take a good look - don't we look alike?
Saizaki's brother： 昨今の中学生が兄弟愛に肯定的かどうか確かめただけだろ 取材の邪魔をするな！ I was just making sure that kids these days can tell whether or not it's brotherly love. Don't get in the way of me collecting data!
Mimasaka： すげー！ マンガ家ってことは印税でめちゃくちゃ稼いでんだろ？ お年玉くれよ！ Awesome! Don't mangaka make some serious bank on the royalties? Give us a New Year's gift!
Ashitaba： ちょっ・・・美作くん・・・！ Hang on...Mimasaka-kun...!
Saizaki's brother： お年玉？ そうか現世はそんな時期だったな いいだろ ちょっと待ってろ A New Year's gift? That's right, it's that time in the real world... All right, hang on a moment.
Autograph on shirt： 才崎よしのり Saizaki Yoshinori
Saizaki's brother： よし できた ネットオークションに出品すれば二千円はかたいぞ！ じゃあね２人とも そういうことする時はちゃんとお家の人と一緒にするのよ！ All right, there we go. If you put those up on an Internet auction, you can get 2000 yen! See you guys later. If you do that, make sure it's with someone from your family!
Ashitaba： また地味にリアルな金額だなあ That's a conservatively realistic amount of money...
Mimasaka： 服ウラ側にして隠そう そっちのがまだマシだ・・・ I'm gonna hide the other side of my shirt. This side's still a lot better...
Page 9 Mimasaka： 次は・・・そうだな・・・ あっ・・・ そうだ！ 次あそこ行こうぜ 先生のトモダチがやってる床屋！ Next is...yeah.... Ahhh! That's it! Next we're gonna go there, to the barbershop that sensei's friends run!
Ashitaba： ユグドラシルのこと？ で・・・でも経一さんってそんなにお金持ってそうなイメージないんだけど You mean Yggdrasil? B-but...Keiichi-san doesn't look like he has all that much money...
Mimasaka： バカ あのスーパーセクシーなお姉さまの方だよ 確かコドモに優しいって言ってたし 期待できそうじゃねーか？ Idiiot, I'm talking about that super sexy lady. I think I remember her saying she was nice to kids. We can hope, can't we?
Ashitaba： あ なるほど そっちね・・・ Ahh, I see... That, huh...
Niburu： ふうん お年玉が欲しいの？ そうね～・・・いいけど条件があるわ Hmm, you want New Year's gifts? I see...that's fine but I have one condition.
Mimasaka： やったぜーっ Awww right!
Ashitaba： じょ・・・条件・・・？ って・・・ A...condition...?
Niburu： 代わりに君達の大切なモノ お姉さんにくれる覚悟あって・・・？ Are you prepared to give oneesan... Something important in return?
Page 10 Ashitaba： 「大切なモノ」って髪のことか・・・ By "something important", she meant hair?
Mimasaka： 金もらえる上にタダで散髪できるなんて ツイてたなー オレたち！ To think that on top of getting money, we're gonna get our hair cut for free... We really lucked out!
Niburu： 今度スタイリストのコンテストがあるのよ 短くしてもいいモデルの子って中々見つからなくてね～ There's a stylist competition coming up. I haven't been able to find someone who will let me cut it short, you see.
Ashitaba： 僕たちすでに短いですけど・・・まだ切る余地あるんですか？ Ours is already short...is there any left for you to cut?
Niburu： もちろんよぉ 試したいのは刈り込みスタイルなんだもの さあ 始めま・・・ あン・・・残念 逃げられちゃった Of course...there's a cropped style I want to try out. All right, let's get started - Hmph, too bad. They ran off.
Keiichi： 鈍ちゃ～ん たっだいま 初パテ大勝利だぜ～！ Niburu-chaaaan, I'm back! I won big at the first pachinko of the year!
Page 11 Ashitaba： あ・・・あ あぶんかったね・・・ T-that was close...
Mimasaka： くそォ なんだか損してばっかりじゃねーか オレたちの周りにロクな大人はいねーのかよ ん・・・ Damn, somehow, this has been nothing but a waste of time... Is there nothing but useless adults in this neighborhood? Hmm?
Ashitaba： 絶花先生 小学生とゲームしてる・・・ Tachibana-sensei... He's playing a game with some grade schoolers...
Mimasaka： あの先生なんだかだで子供好きだな・・・ He kinda likes kids, doesn't he...
Ashitaba： 絶花先生にも声かけるの？ Are we going to talk to him too?
Mimasaka： アイツはいいよ 何言われるか大体想像つくし 放っといてハデス先生んとこ行こーぜ！ Nah, let's not with him. I can pretty much guess what he'll say to us. Let's leave him alone and go to sensei's!
Tachibana-sensei： 誰を放っといて何先生のところへ行くって？ 聞こえてた Who were you going to leave alone and which sensei are you going to see? I heard you.
Mimasaka： まだ先生のことライブル視してんのかよ He still considers himself sensei's rival...
Tachibana-sensei： お年玉ぁ？ New Year's gifts?
Page 12 Tachibana-sensei： それは俺とお前が教師と生徒の関係である以上無理だ！ 諦めろ！ 身分を偽って出直せ！ I can't take our relationship as student and teacher any farther than that! Give it up. Pretend you're higher up on the social ladder and try again!
Mimasaka： ホラ見ろ そーくると思ったぜ それでもハデス先生なら・・・ そうだね・・・お金をあげるのは問題だけどそれ以外で僕にできることならなんでもするよ くらいは言ってくれるけどな！ Look, see? I knew it. But if it was Hadesu-sensei... He'd say something like "Well...giving you money would be a problem but I can do anything else other than that."
Tachibana-sensei： フン！ あの善人気取りの言いそうなこった まあ それとは全く関係のない別次元の話として・・・ お前らこの世で一番好きな食い物なんだ？ Hmph! That sounds just like something a person pretending to be nice would say. Well, if we're talking about something in a completely different dimension... What are you guys absolute favorite food?
Ashitaba： 意外とわかりやすいなこの先生・・・ He's surprisingly easy to understand...
Cashier： 一万どんで４９５円になります That'll be 10,495 yen.
Mimasaka： やー食った食った！ これでやっとトクできたぜ Man, I'm stuffed! We were finally able to get something!
Ashitaba： すごいね 美作くん・・・ 僕 絶花先生の顔が怖くてろくに食べられなかったよ・・・ You're amazing, Mimasaka-kun... Tachibana-sensei's face was so scary, I couldn't eat that much...
Page 13 Mimasaka： よーし それでは満を持して ハデス先生んトコ行くか！ All right, let's strike will the iron is hot! Let's go to Hadesu-sensei's!
Ashitaba： そういえば気になってたんだけど・・・ 美作くん ハデス先生の家知ってるの？ Now that I think about it, there's something I've been wondering... Mimasaka-kun, do you know where Hadesu-sensei lives?
Mimasaka： あ？ オマエ そりゃ 先生と言えば・・・ Ahh? Well, if we're talking about sensei...
Hadesu-sensei： どうしたの ２人とも まだ冬休み中のはずだけど・・・ も・・・もしかして何か悩みごとかい・・・？ What's wrong, you two? You're supposed to be on your winter vacation... It...it can't be that something is bothering you -
Mimasaka： ちげーよ あいさつに来たんだよ！ 新年の！ Naaah, we came by to greet you! For New Year's!
Ashitaba： あけましておめでとうございます ホントに学校にいた・・・ Happy New Year. He really was at school...
Hadesu-sensei： え？ それで？ わざわざ？ それはありがとう・・・今年もよろしくね どうしよう 歓迎したいけど正月らしいもの何も用意してないよ・・・ ちょっと待って・・・薬草の根っこのデンプン質で餅的なものが作れるかも・・・ Huh? That's why? You came all this way? Well, thank you...please take care of me this year as well. What should I do...I want you to feel welcome but I don't have any New Year's-esque to make... Hang on a minute...I can probably make some mochi using starch from these medicinal plant roots...
Mimasaka： いいよ いつものお茶で！ It's fine! Just give the same old tea!
Hadesu-sensei： お年玉・・・？ New Year's gift...?
Page 14 Hadesu-sensei： う～ん お年玉か・・・でも僕も一応君たちの先生だからなぁ・・・ そうだね・・・お金をあげるのは問題だけどそれ以外で僕にできることならなんでもするよ Hmm...a New Year's gift, huh...but, I am your teacher as well... Well...giving you money would be a problem but I can do anything else other than that.
Ashitaba： 美作くんの想像と全く同じこと言っている・・・ He said just what Mimasaka-kun said he would...
Mimasaka： 先生ならそー言ってくれると思ったぜ！ I knew you'd say that, sensei!
Hadesu-sensei： ご期待に添えるといいけど I'm glad I could live up to your expectations...
Mimasaka： ならちょっと頼みがあんだけどよ Then, hang on, I gotta favor to ask you.
Hadesu-sensei： え？ そんなことでいいの？ Eh? You're okay with something like that?
Hadesu-sensei： 他にもたくさんあるみたいなんだけどね 確かお正月はこちらで過ごされているはず・・・ There seems to be a lot of them... I'm sure she's spending New Year here...
Ashitaba： 美作くん 三途川先生にお年玉もらうつもりなの？ Mimasaka-kun, are you planning on asking Mitogawa-sensei for a New Year's gift?
Mimasaka： まあな ちょっとエライ事言っちまった気もしてきたが・・・ Yeah, well... I kind of get the feeling I said something a little crazy there...
Ashitaba： 三途川先生も一応僕らの先生なんだけど・・・ Mitogawa-sensei is our teacher too, though...
Mimasaka： フツーの先生よりちょっと遠めの先生だから 大丈夫だよ！ She's farther away from us than the regular teachers. It'll be fine! [T/N: He's referring to her like this in the sense that she's their principal, just in a weird way.]
Mimasaka： あっちのいかにもな建物の方じゃねーのか That really isn't a building, is it!
Hadesu-sensei： あっちは子供が探検する用なんだって She's told me it's used for kids to go exploring in.
Mitogawa-sensei： なに？ この私からお年玉が欲しいだと？ Oh? You want a New Year's gift from me?
Page 16 Mitogawa： ずいぶん生意気なことを言うじゃないか 逸人くん 君も彼らと同じ目的か？ That's quite an impertinent thing to say, isn't it? Itsuhito-kun, do you have the same idea as them?
Hadesu-sensei： 僕は付き添いです この子たちが先生のお宅に遊びに行ってみたいと言うので I'm the chaperone. Since the children said that they wanted to come here to see you.
Mitogawa-sensei： 面白い いいだろう 欲しければくれてやる ただし・・・ この私にすごろくで勝利したらの話だがな！ かかってこい 小僧ども Interesting... All right. If that's what you want, I'll give it to you. However... That's if you win against me in sugoroku! Bring it on, kids!
Game box： たのしい日本一周すごろく The most fun sugoroku in Japan
Mimasaka： よっしゃ 手加減しねーぞ！ All right! I'm not gonna go easy on ya!
Hadesu-sensei： 僕もやるんですか？ Am I playing too?
Mitogawa-sensei： 年功序列で私からだ We'll go by who's oldest, starting with me.
Hadesu-sensei： すごろくなんて何年ぶりかな I wonder how many years it's been since I've played this...
Mimasaka： アシタバ 何月生まれた？ Ashitaba, what month were you born in?
Ashitaba： 僕？ ５月だけど・・・ Me? In May...
Mimasaka： くそー じゃあオレが最後かよ Damn, I'm going to be the last one.
Mitogawa-sensei： なんと １！ 今のは練習だ Aaaand... One! That one just now was for practice.
Mimasaka： あっ ５！ Ah! Five!
Someone： 出たよ 練習 There goes her practice...
Someone： もう・・・今回だけですよ It's just this once...
Page 17 Hadesu-sensei： 次は僕ですね I'm next.
Mimasaka： あー 先生 一回休み！ いきなりツイてねーな Ah, sensei loses a turn! Bad luck right off the bat!
Hadesu-sensei： はは・・・まあ のんびり頑張るよ Ha ha...well, I'm not really going all out here...
Mitogawa-sensei： 魔法カード発動（オーペン）！ ゛日曜日のお父さん″（センチメンタルオリデイ）！ 一体休みになったプレイヤーを強制的に買い出しに行かせる！ I'm invoking the magic card! "Sunday Dad"! [T/N: The furgiana says "sentimental holiday"] The player who loses a turn is forced to go buy something!
Mimasaka： いや今 描いたろ それ！ No way, you drew that just now!
Hadesu-sensei： 別に普通に頼んでくれても断りませんよ Unless you're asking for something out of the ordinary, I can't say no.
Card： 日曜日のお父さんまほうカード Sunday Dad magic card
Mitogawa-sensei： 次の自分のターンまでに戻ってこないと罰ゲームだぞ 君の身体の穴という穴にポッキーをねじ込むとか If you don't come back before it's your next turn, there's going to be a punishment game. You'll have to do something like stick Pocky in every hole in your body -
Hadesu-sensei： 車貸して下さい Let me borrow your car.
Mitoawa： ようし ほら君たち急ぎたまえ 逸人くんの鼻の穴にポッキーが何本入るか賭けて遊ぼう All right, let's hurry it up, you two. Let's have a bet on how many Pocky Itsuhito-kun will stick up his nose.
Mimasaka： アシタバ できるだけスローモーションで振ってやれ！ 今先生の鼻を守れるのはオレたちだけだ！ Ashitaba, throw the dice as slowly as you can! We're the only ones who can protect sensei's nose now!
Ashitaba： す・・・スローに振るってどうやるの？ How am I supposed to throw the dice slowly?
Page 18 Text： こうしてやりたい放題の三途川先生に振り回りされながらも And so, despite the free-wheeling Mitogawa-sensei who tried to shake them off...
Mimasaka： なんだこのテンションの全く上がらないおつまみは コーラとポテトは基本だろうが Jeez, these snacks really don't get me all that excited... Coke and chips are the basics...
Hadesu-sensei： 塩分や糖分のことを考慮したら自然と和菓子ばっかりに・・・ If you take into account the sugar and salt content, of course, it would just be Japanese snacks -
Ashitaba： すみません トイレ貸してもらえますか・・・ Excuse me, could I borrow your bathroom...?
Mitogawa-sensei： かまわんが一回休みと引き換えだぞ I don't mind but give me one of your turns.
Hadesu-sensei： 妙な意地悪はやめてあげてください Please stop with the weird meanness.
Text： 熾烈な戦いをくり広げた末にー・・・ After the vicious battle was waged...
Mitogawa-sensei： こら君上司より先に進むとは何事だ そんなことではいつまでも出世できないぞ Hey, what do you think you're doing, going ahead of your boss? You'll never get ahead in life doing that.
Hadesu-sensei： 別にいいでしょう 接待じゃないんですから Does it really matter? It's not like you're really entertaining us here.
Mimasaka： や・・・やったぜ！ あがり！ よっしゃあ一番乗り！ これでようやくお年玉ゲットだぜ！ I...I did it! I finished! Yeeeah, first to get there! Now I'm finally gonna get a New Year's gift!
Mitogawa-sensei： あれだけ卑怯な手を使ったのに負けてしまうとは・・・ To think I'd lose, despite using such sneaky tactics...
Hadesu-sensei： 卑怯な手を使うから勝てないんですよ おめでとう 美作くん That's the reason why you lost, you know. Congratulations, Mimasaka-kun.
Mitogawa-sensei： 仕方あるまい 約束は約束だ この３つのつづらから好きなつづらを選びたまえ It can't be helped. A promise is a promise. Choose which hamper you like best out of these three.
Mimasaka： もちろん大きいつづらだぜ！ Of course I'm gonna choose the big one!
Ashitaba： なんか どっかの昔話みたいになってきたなあ It's kinda turned into a fairy tale, hasn't it...
Page 19 Mitogawa-sensei： 大きいつづらの中には・・・なんと！ 公園とかにある揺らして遊ぶあれの縁起物バージョンだ！ 一富士二鷹三なすびということわざがあってだね・・・ これらを初夢に見えるとその年はとても良い年になると言われているのだ 勉強になったかな？ ちなみに中くらいのつづらには富士山のジグゾーパズルが 小さいつづらにはタカのつめ一年分が入っていたのだ せっかくなので君たちにあげよう Inside of the large hamper is...behold! The lucky talisman version of this thing that you can swing and play on at a park! It's in the proverb "first is Mt. Fuji, second is eagles, third is eggplant." [T/N: See note at the end.] It's said that if you dream of these in your first dream of the year, it'll be a good year! Did you learn something? By the way, in the rest of the hampers are...a Mt. Fuji jigsaw puzzle And in the small one, there's a year's supply of takanotsume! [T/N: An extremely spicy chili pepper] Since you already came all this way, how about you guys take them?
Ashitaba： あ・・・ ありがとうございます・・・？ Th... Thank you?
Hadesu-sensei： 今回結局病魔は出てきませんでしたね There ended up not being any disease demons this time.
Mitogawa-sensei： まあ 病魔だって正月くらいは休みたいじゃないか 大目に見てやりたまえ Well, even disease demons like to have New Year off. Cut them some slack.
Text： ちなみにタカのつめはアシタバくんの家の晩ご飯になりました By the way, the takanotsume ended up in dinner at Ashitaba-kun's house.
Someone： このペペロンチーノからーい！ These peperocino are so spicy!
Someone： このくらいのペースで消費しないと追いつかないのよ！ You have to eat them at a rate like this and they won't catch up to you!
Translator's note: http://maki.typepad.com/justhungry/2009/01/the-first-dream-of-the-year.html provides a good explanation for the whole "first is Mt. Fuji, second is eagles, third is eggplant" proverb.https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/36681Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 642013-01-05T04:04:37+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThere really is no excuse for putting off this translation for as long as I did. Sorry for that. As always, reserved for Muda.
Page 1 Keiichi： えっ・・・ ２４日（イブ）空いてねーって なんで？ Huh... You're not gonna have the 24th free? Why?!
Niburu： だから～ 美容師仲間でパーティの約束が入ってるって・・・ 私言ってなかったかしら？ 帰りも遅くなると思うけど I said, I made plans with my friends from beauty school. Didn't I tell you? I'll probably be back late.
Keiichi： 待って待って じゃあ 俺も行く！ 俺だってユグドラシルの従業員だぜ いいだろ？ Wait, wait! Then I'll come with you! Even I'm an employee at Yggdrasill! Is that okay?
Niburu： 角刈りと男前カットしかできない男が何言ってるのよ お呼びじゃないわよ さ～て そろそろドレス買いに行かなくっちゃ 留守番よろしく～ What's a man who can only do crew cuts and handsome cuts saying? You weren't invited. Now then, it's about time for me to go buy a dress. I'm leaving it to you while I'm out.
Page 2 Text： 聖なる日に舞い降りた二人のサンタ？ Will these two Santas fly down on this holy day?
Title： Happy? Merry Christmas
Page 3 Hades-sensei： どうしたの 美作くん もうすぐ冬休みなのに元気ないんだね 何あったの？ What's wrong, Mimasaka-kun? It's almost winter break but you're not in very good spirits. Did something happen?
Mimasaka： それがよ・・・先生 聞いてくれよ～・・・ 藤のヤツは冬休み丸々家の都合で京都の支店で過ごすらしく・・・ アシタバは家族で田舎に帰って・・・ シンヤは女友達と旅行に行くんだけど・・・ 藤とシンヤで女子を集めてクリスマスパーティをやるという俺の計画がっ・・・ 早くも水泡に帰してしまった・・・！ That's just it, sensei...please listen! Apparently Fuji is going to spend the entire winter break with his whole house at their branch office in Kyoto... Ashitaba is going back to Inaka with his family... And Shinya is going on a trip with her girl friends... My plans to ask Fuji and Shinya to get together all the girls for a Christmas party... Have already gone to crap!
Hades-sensei： そ・・・そうか・・・それは僕の力ではお役に立てそうにないね・・・ あ・・・！ そうだ 絶花先生に相談してみるのはどうかな 僕と違って生徒に人気のある先生だし・・・ きっと力になってくれると思うよ I...is that so...that doesn't look something I'd be much help with... Ah, that's right, how about you go and talk to Tachibana-sensei about it? Unlike me, he's a teacher who is popular with the students... I'm sure he'll be able to help you.
Mimasaka： 自分で言ってて哀しくならないか 先生 Shouldn't you be sad saying that yourself, sensei?
Sign： カウンセリング室 Counseling room
Tachibana： クリスマスだと・・・？ Christmas...?
Page 4 Tachibana： やめろ やめろっ！ 俺はその単語がこの世で４番目に嫌いなんだ！ 口にするのもおぞましい・・・ 僕滅運動をやりたいと言うなら喜んで協力するがな Stop, stop...! That word is my fourth most hated in the whole world! Even hearing it spoken is disgusting... If you said that you wanted to fight against that stuff, that I'd gladly help you out...
Text： ２０１０年度 絶花先生の嫌いな言葉 ランキング １． ラブラブ ２． 女性専用 ３． 信じ続ければ夢はきっと叶う ４． クリスマス ５． ゆるふわ愛されカール 2010 ranking of words that Tachibana-sensei hates 01. Raburabu 02. Women's use only 03. If we continue to believe, our dreams will surely come true 04. Christmas 05. Yurufuwa aisare curl [T/N: A type of hairstyle.]
Tachibana： それに 俺はこの時期は毎年お母さんと過ごすと決めているんだ 悪いが他を当たってくれ Besides, I decide every year to spend this time with my mother. Sorry but go ask someone else.
Mimasaka： あんた 一体今年でいくつだよ うーん くそ・・・ あと俺の知り合いで女子を集められそうなのは・・・ あいつらに頭下げるのは藤に土下座するよりシャクだな・・・ う～む こりゃもうお手上げが・・・？ Just how old are you going to be this year? Hmm, crap... With the people I know, the ones I know who could possibly get together a bunch of girls are... I'd rather bow down to Fuji than bow my head to them... Hmm...should I just give up...?
Text： モテ部 Popular club
Ashitaba： じゃあ 冬休みはみんなどこかしら行くんだね Well, we're all going someplace or another for winter break.
Fuji： 親戚周りが死ぬほどめんどくせーよ 冬休みの間だけでも家出すっかな My relatives' place is so boring I'm gonna die. I wonder if I can run away from home just during the winter break?
Kaburagi： あれっ Huh?
Page 5 Paper： 店の予約取るの大変だったんだよ 行かなきゃもったいないだろうが The reservation I made was a really big deal! Isn't it a waste not to go?
Paper： 僕に予定がないと思うな お前ほど暇じゃない Don't think I don't have plans. I don't have as much free time as you do.
Ashitaba： 何やってんですか 経一さんと先生・・・ What are Keiichi-san and sensei doing...?
Keiichi： あっ 逸人の生徒その１～３！ なぁ～ お前らからも頼んでくれよ こいつここ開けてくんねーんだよ～ お兄さん寒くて凍えそう心が Ah, Itsuhito's students one through three! Hey, you guys ask him too. He won't open the door for me. Oniisan's heart has grown cold and frozen over.
Fuji： へえ それでクリスマスのディナーに男２人で行くのかい めちゃくちゃ寒いな・・・ Huh. So you're going to have Christmas dinner with two guys? That's pretty lame...
Keiichi： だって ここで女の子誘ったら浮気になっちまうじゃねーか But if I invite a girl there, wouldn't I be fooling around?
Kaburagi： 先生のクリスマスのご予定ってなんなんですか？ Sensei, what plans do you have for Christmas?
Hades-sensei： えっ？ いやあ 実は先生方みんなで忘年会をやらないかと言われていて・・・ Huh? Well, to be honest, I've been asked to go to a year-end party with all the teachers...
Keiichi： なんだァ じゃあ 千歳ちゃんもアウトじゃ What? Then, is Chitose-chan out too -
Hades-sensei： 禁煙 No smoking.
Page 6 Keiichi： はァ・・・ もう俺の心のスキマを埋めてくれるのは競馬と喪黒腹蔵くらいのモンだぜ・・・ Man... Now the things that will fill the holes in my heart are horse racing and Moguro Fukuzou...
Mimasaka： あ～あ・・・ 結局 今年もまた家族でケーキ食うガキっぽいクリスマスか・・・ Ahh... Am I gonna end up eating cake with my family again this year like a kid?
Keiichi： お前は逸人の生徒・・・ その４ You're Itsuhito's student... The fourth one.
Mimasaka： なんか騒がしいおっさん！ 学校で何やってんだよ！ You're that noisy ossan! What are you doing here at the school?
Page 7 Text： クリスマス当日 Christmas Eve
Keiichi： よしっ！ どっからどー見ても完璧な親子だぜ！ All right! No matter how you look at it, we're a perfect father and son!
Mimasaka： 高級ディナーにありつけるとはいえクリスマスイブにおっさんと２人とは・・・ I may be getting a really good dinner but to think I have to spend Christmas Eve with the ossan...
Keiichi： おっさんじゃねえ パパと呼べ！ 親子で仲良くクリスマスディナーって設定なんだから ため息つくな！ 行くぞ 息子よ Don't say ossan! Call me papa! A father and son having a friendly Christmas dinner is the set-up! Don't sigh! Let's go, son!
Mimasaka： やってらんねーぜ パパ I can't do that, Papa.
Saizaki： ふう ちょっと早く着きすぎたかしら・・・ ・・・あら？ Fuu. I wonder if I got here a little too early... ...huh?
Page 8 Saizaki： ハデス先生？ 何してらっしゃるんですか？ ふざけた格好して・・・ Hades-sensei?! What are you doing? Looking so silly...
Hades-sensei： 才崎先生 いやそれが少々早く着きすぎてしまって・・・ こっちで待っていたらなぜか仮装と間違われ・・・ 町の人に頼まれこんな格好に・・・ Saizaki-sensei. Well, I got here a little bit too early... And while I was waiting here, I was mistook for being in disguise by the people in town..
Saizaki： どうして拒否しないんですか！ Why didn't you refuse?
Hades-sensei： 断る理由もないものですから・・・ I didn't see any reason for turning them down...
Saizaki： まったく Good Lord...
Mitogawa： もしもし 逸人くんかね いや実は君と才崎先生以外の教員全員が偶然ノロウィルスにやられてしまってねえ 忘年会に出席できそうにないんだが～・・・ とはいえ せっかくの人気ディナー店を予約できていたことだし・・・ 君たちふたりだけでも行ってきたまえ Hello, Itsuhito-kun? Well, frankly, all of the teachers besides you and Saizaki-sensei have all suddenly gotten norovirus. It doesn't look like they'll be able to come to the year-end party. Although, I already went ahead and made a reservation at a popular restaurant... Just the two of you go.
Hades-sensei： ロウィルスですか・・・？ Norovirus?
Saizaki： まあ Oh...
Hades-sensei： そんなことできませんよ 三途川先生 独り身でしょう I can't do something like that, Mitogawa-sensei. I'm an unmarried man.
Saizaki： そうですわ 私たちで看病しに行かせてください That's right. Please let us come and take care of them.
Mitogawa： むっ Hmph.
Page 9 Mitogawa： そうはいかん ※今年のノロは超強力で空気感染はもちろん吐しゃ物が５ｍくらい飛ぶのだ 私の部屋も阿鼻叫喚の地獄絵図と化してしまった 乙女としてこんな状態の部屋誰にも見られたくない That's not going to happen. ※ Since this year's norovirus is super strong, of course, the airborne infection can leap from bodily fluids about 5 meters. Even my room has turned into a picture of hell with all the agonizing cries. As a young woman, I don't want anyone seeing this kind of situation in here.
※： うそです A lie.
Hades-sensei： そ・・・そうなんですか？ しかし・・・ I-is that so? But...
Mitogawa： とにかく我々のことは心配無用だ メリークリスマス！ Anyway, don't worry about us. Merry Christmas!
Hades-sensei： あっ Ah...
Vice principal： うまくいかれたのですか？ Did it work out?
Mitogawa： わからん だがまあ あの２人のことだ ウソはバレまいよ さ～て 飲むぞ～ I don't know. But, it's those two. They probably won't find out it's a lie. Now, let's drink...!
Mimasaka： スゲー 超オトナの店じゃねーか Amazing... Isn't this a really adult restaurant?
Keiichi： ったりめーだろ 今のうちに予習しとけよ 中学生 なんたって俺はここで鈍ちゃんと 'Course it is. Prepare yourself while you can, middle-schooler. Because this is the place with Niburu-chan where I was
Page 10 Keiichi： プロポーズして 指輪渡して 花火打ち上げて 特別な夜を過ごすはずだったのに・・・ なぜだ 鈍！ きまぐれ プッシーキャット！ Going to propose Give her a ring Have fireworks shoot off And spend a special evening! Why, Niburu! You fickle pussycat!
Mimasaka： おっさん 恥ずかしいから席ついてからにしてくれよ！ Ossan, you're embarrassing so do that after you've sat down!
Saizaki： まあ すごい夜景・・・ こんなロマンチックなお店で忘年会だなんて肩が凝っちゃいそうだわ・・・ Well... What an amazing view... Isn't a romantic restaurant like this seem a little serious for a year end party?
Person： 三途川でございますね It's Mitogawa.
Waiter： あちらのお席へどうぞ Please have a seat over there.
Sign： 三途川様ご予約席 Mitogawa-sama's reserved seat
Saizaki： えっ？ Huh?!
Page 11 Saizaki： えっ・・・ な・・・何ですか この待遇・・・ 忘年会じゃ・・・？ Huh? What's with this treatment? Isn't this the year-end party...?
Hades-sensei： お先にどうぞ 才崎先生 Go ahead and sit down, Saizaki-sensei.
Sign： 慣れっこ Used to it
Saizaki： ど・・・どういうこと？ 教員全員が来る予定だったはずなのに 席ばふたつしかないし・・・ こんなのまるで・・・ なんだかのどが渇いてきちゃって・・・ W-what's going on here? Even though the plans were for all the teachers to come, there are only two chairs... Isn't something like this just like a... I'm a little thirsty...
Hades-sensei： そうですか？ じゃあ・・・ 乾ぱ・・・ お酒お強いですね・・・ Oh? Well, then... Kanpa - You can really hold your alcohol.
Saizaki： えっ？ こ これ お酒だったんですか？ あらいやだ 私ったらそそっかしくて・・・おほほほ Huh? T-this was alcohol? Oh, no! I'm so careless...ohohoho.
Mimasaka： うおおおおおっ・・・ スゲー こんな肉初めて見たっ・・・ いや肉か これ？ Uooooh! Amazing. This is the first time I've seen meat like this. Wait, is this meat?
Keiichi： しっかりゆっくりよ～く味わって食えよ！ 俺の汗と涙とパチンコ玉の結晶だぞ！ ったく ガキはこれだから・・・ Steadily and slowly savor and eat it! This is the result of my sweat, tears, and pachinko balls! Jeez, it's cause kids are like this -
Page 12 Man： ミハルさん これ・・・ 受け取っていただけますか Miharu-san, would you Accept this?
Woman： ゴメン 無理！ そーゆうの重い！ 正直そんなマジにこられると引くんだよね そういうワケだから さよなら I'm sorry, it's impossible! Stuff like this is so serious! To be honest, I seriously had to be dragged to be able to make it here. That's the reason why. Goodbye.
Man： ひとみさん Hitomi-san.
Woman： ごめんなさい I'm sorry.
Man： 愛子さん Aiko-san.
Woman： もう帰らなきゃ I've got to go home now.
Man： カオリさん 僕と結・・・ Kaori-san, will you marry -
Woman： ぶっちゃけ有り得ない To be completley honest, it's impossible.
Mimasaka： 知らなかったぜ クリスマスってかなしいイベントだったんだな・・・ I didn't know...Christmas is such a sad event...
Keiichi： 大人のクリスマスはデッド・オア・アライブ・・・ 常に死と隣合わせなのさ・・・ Christmas for adults is dead or alive... It's always close by to death...
Man： いやっ No!
Man： おい見ろ あれは・・・ Hey, look at that...
Page 13 Man： 勝ち組 （アライブ）！ Alive! [T/N: Kanji reads "winners."]
Man： あの特別席のカップル超仲むつまじいぜ しかも女の方泥酔！ The couple in that special seat have a super happy relationship! And the woman is dead drunk!
Saizaki： さぁ先生 お口を拝借 お食べになって！ Now, sensei, let me have your mouth. Eat up!
Hades-sensei： 才崎先生 そこは僕の目です Saizaki-sensei, that's my eye.
Man： ちくっしょう オレたちの分まで幸せそうにしやがって 爆発しろ！ Damn it, that bastard is even using our share of happiness! Let's destroy them!
Mimasaka： あ・・・あれ 先生たちじゃねーか！ H-hey, aren't those the teachers?!
Keiichi： 逸人ォォォ あいつ忘年会だなんてウソつきやがったな！ ちゃっかり女の約束あったんじゃねーか！ Itsuhitooooo, you lied about the year-end party, didn't you! You slyly made plans with a woman!
Saizaki： そうですわ 忘年会でプレゼント交換をするからと聞いていたもので・・・ 私のプレゼントせっかくですから先生 受け取ってくださいな That's right. I had heard there was going to be a present exchange at the year-end party... Since I already went through the trouble of buying one, please take it, sensei.
Hades-sensei： えっ よろしいですか？ Huh? Is that all right?
Saizaki： ワインなんですけど It's wine.
Hades-sensei： 化粧水のようにも見えますが？ It looks like face lotion...
Page 14 Saizaki： まあいい 飲みっぷり Well, whatever, drink it down!
Hades-sensei： せ・・・先生そこは僕の鼻です 参ったなあ 完全に酔いが回られている そ・・・そうだ！ 才崎先生 僕も用意していたプレゼントがあるんです 受け取っていただけますか？ Se...sensei, that's my nose. No good, she's completely drunk. Th-that's right! Saizaki, I have a present I brought along too. Would you like to have it?
Keiichi： なにィ 逸人のくせにデートの基本を抑えてくるだと？ Whaaat. Are you saying Itsuhito has grasped the basics of dating?
Mimasaka： 指輪とかじゃねーだろうな It's not a ring or whatever.
Hades-sensei： 体重計（ヘルスメーター）なんですけど BMI・基礎代謝内臓脂肪まで測れて太りやすい正月にぴったりのパートナーかと・・・ It's a bathroom scale. It can even measure your BMI, basal metabolism, and visceral fat - it's the perfect thing for New Years, where it's easy to gain weight...
Keiichi： よっしゃあ 逸人節健在！ そのまま嫌われろ！ All right, your way of talking is still alive and well! Keep it up, make her hate you!
Mimasaka： せ・・・先生・・・ Se...sensei...
Saizaki： 嬉しい・・・ 私・・・こんなに幸せでいいんでしょうか・・・ I'm so touched... Is it all right for me to be this happy...?
Hades-sensei： 喜んでいただけて何よりです Your being pleased is what's most important.
Keiichi： なんでだよ！ Why!
Mimasaka： みのりちゃん 酔ってんなぁ・・・ Minori-chan is drunk...
Man： クリスマスに体重計もらって喜ぶ女がどこにいんだよ There isn't a woman alive who'd be hang to get scales for Christmas.
Man： オレなんかダイヤの指輪でダメだったんだぞ Was I wrong to go with a diamond ring?
Man： ふざけんな ちくしょう Don't fuck around, damn it!
Page 15 Man： なんで世の中モテる奴ばかり得をするんだ・・・ Why is it that only the popular guys get lucky in this world?
Man： あの告白が成功してれば 俺だって今頃は・・・ If my confession of love had worked out Right now, even I'd be...
Keiichi： 鈍～逸人がズルイよ～ 会いたいよ～ Niburu, Itsuhito is being unfair...! I want to see you!
Disease demon： 幸せになる者がいるから不幸になる者が生まれる・・・ みんな不幸ならみんな同じ・・・みんな幸せじゃ Those who are unfortunate are born because of the existence of those who are happy... If all were happy, they would be the same...not everyone is fortunate -
Hades-sensei： 吹雪？ まずい・・・これは・・・ 病魔！ A snowstorm? This isn't good... A disease demon!
Man in background： ふられろ～ Dump 'em!
Man in background： みちづれだ～ A kindred spirit! [T/N: Played with this line a little.]
Saizaki： 寒い・・・ It's cold...
Hades-sensei： あーっ！ Ahhh!
Man： スットプスットプ 吹雪いったんやめ！ Stop, stop! Quit with the snow for a minute!
Man： 余計くっついちまう Too much of it is sticking.
Disease demon： えっ やめるの？ せっかく呼ばれて来たのに・・・ Huh? Stop? After I went through all the trouble of being summoning and coming here..
Hadess-sensei： 才崎先生 少し離れていてください あの人たちを止めて来ます Saizaki-sensei, please let go of me for a moment. I've got to go and stop them!
Saizaki： あら こらあ どこ触ってるんですか いやらしい Huh? Hey, where are you touching me! Disgusting!
Hades-sensei： ええっ？ Huuuh?
Page 17 Man： やった！ 険悪になってきたぞ！ All right! It's gotten all stormy!
Keiichi： おい何やてんだ 吹雪サポんなよ Hey, what are you doing? Don't slack off with the snow!
Disease demon： だ・・・だって やめろって・・・ B-but, you told me to stop...
Saizaki： う～ん むにゃむにゃ・・・ Uuuh...mumble mumble...
Hades-sensei： 才崎先生 寝ないでください 寝たら死にます！ ええい 今行くぞ 病魔め Saizaki-sensei, do not go to sleep! If you do, you could die! All right, here I come, you damn disease demon!
Waiter： オーナーしっかりしてください！ オーナー！ Owner, hang in there! Owner!
Text： クリスマスイブの夜 こうして更けていったー・・・ So the night of Christmas Eve Continued on like this...
Page 18 Text： 翌日 The next day
Mitogawa： 昨日はなかなかたのしいパティーだったなあ 年末年始は祝い事が多くて実に楽しい おや なんだ学校に来ていたのか 逸人くん 今日くらい午後出勤でもよかったのに That was some party yesterday. Having so many New Years celebrations is quite fun. Oh. So, you came to the school, Itsuhito-kun? Although it doesn't really matter if you came to school in the afternoon on a day like today.
Hades-sensei： おはようございまず Good morning.
Mitogawa： うおっ ど・・・どうしたんだ その顔 Ohhh! Wh-what's wrong with your face?
Hades-sensei： しもやけとあかぎれとひび割れです それより 三途川先生 ノロウイルスは大丈夫ですか？ It's frostbitten, chapped, and cracked. More importantly, Mitogawa-sensei, how is your norovirus doing?
Mitogawa： え？ あ・・・ああ それは・・・ Huh? A-ahh, well...
Page 19 Text： 一方その頃みのり先生は At that time, on the other side of things, Minori-sensei was...
Saizaki： 私一体どうやって帰って来たの・・・？ ハデス先生とレストランに入ったところからの記憶が全然・・・ これは一体何・・・？ 化粧水も１本足りないし・・・ 思い出せない・・・思い出・・・ How on earth did I get home? I don't have any memories after I went into the restaurant with Hades-sensei... What the heck did I... One of the lotions is missing... I can't remember...I can't -
Text： ひとり悶絶していた Fainting in agony all by herself.
Saizaki： いや～！ やっぱりよすのよ 私 思い出さないで！ 忘れたままにしておくのよ！ Nooooo! I'm really going to give up! Don't remember it! Keep on forgetting!
Text： 今回得した人 Now for the lucky one
Mimasaka： スゲー肉なんだか魚なんだかよくわかんねーモン食って来てよー 面白かったけど牛丼の方がうまかったな I went and ate some amazing stuff that I didn't even know was meat or fish. It was pretty interesting but the gyuudon was delicious.
Motoyoshi： よかったね 美っちゃん I'm so glad, Micchan.
Text： 次号、新年の行事に一喜一憂するあの少年の行く末は？ Next time, what is the fate of the boys who are on an emotional roller coaster on the New Year?https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/35924Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 632012-09-23T01:03:40+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comSorry for the long wait on this one. I kind of lost steam about halfway through, which is sad given this is one of my favorite chapters. If you see something I got wrong, tell me. As always, reserved for Muda.
Page 1 Hades-sensei： よ～し 今日も頑張るぞ・・・ All right, I'll work hard again today...
Page 2 Hades-sensei： 皆さん こんにちは 派出須逸人です 今日もいい天気！ 絶好のパトロール日和ですね 常伏中を辞めてからも僕はこうして困っている人を助けたり病魔と戦ったり・・・ あと たまに孤独とも戦います！ みんな今頃どうしてるだろうか・・・ 勤め先は失いましたが僕のやることは変わりません 皆さん これからも応援よろしくお願いしま・・・ Hello, everyone, Hades Itsuhito here. The weather is nice today too! This is the best weather for patrolling. After I quit working at Tokofushi middle school, I've been helping those in need and fighting disease demons like this... And every once in a while, I fight loneliness! I wonder what everyone is doing about now... I've parted ways with my job but what I do hasn't changed. Everyone, from now on, please cheer me on -
Policeman： ちょっと お兄さん 何されてる方？ 今日平日だけどお仕事は？ Hang on there, oniisan. What are you doing? Today's a weekday - what's your job?
Hades-sensei： えっ？ あっ違います 怪しくないです 僕 近所の中学校で養護教諭を・・・ はっ！ しまった！ 教師はやめたんだった やってしました Eh? Ah, it's not like that! I'm not suspicious! I work at the local middle school as a school nurse - Hah! Damn! I quit my job. Worked there.
Policeman： つまり 今は無職なんですね ちょっと詳しい話聞きたいので署まで同行願えますかね So in other words, you're unemployed right now? I want to hear the full story so would you come down to the station with me?
Hades-sensei： いや あの 待ってください 違うんです これには・・・深い訳が・・・ No, um...wait! You've got it wrong - There's a deeper meaning to this -
Mimasaka： アホな事考えてねーで 戻って来い！ Don't think about stupid shit, get back here!
Fuji： てめェ 俺らにだけ頑張らせといて逃げてんじゃねーよ！ You tell just us to keep at it but then you run off!
Ashitaba： 何やってんですか もう～ What are you doing? Jeez...
Hades-sensei： し・・・しかし 常中の生徒にとって僕は・・・ B-but...for the students at Tokofushi, I -
Mimasaka： 生徒生徒うるせーんだよ！ Oh, shut up with the student crap!
Kaburagi： どうして自分の気持ち後回しにするんですか 先生 本当に常中やめたいんですか？ Why did you put your own feelings on the back burner? Sensei, do you really want to quit working at Tokofushi?
Hades-sensei： や やめたくないです I... I don't want to.
Fuji： じゃあ カウンセリング室の人気の秘密でもリサーチして来い！ Then go do some research on the secret to the counseling room's popularity!
Mimasaka： ったく 世話の焼ける Jesus, you're so annoying.
Hades-sensei： 痛い Ow!
Page 4 Title： カウンセリング室の悪魔・後編 The Demon of the Counseling Room: Part Two
Tachibana： 次 次 次 何か用ですか ハデス先生 Next Next Next Do you need something, Hades-sensei?
Hades-sensei： えっ あっ・・・ばれました・・・？ Eh... Ah...did he find me out...?
Tachibana： あんた ご自身の外見の異様さにそろそろ気づいた方がいいですよ It'd be best if you noticed your own strange apperance before too long.
Hades-sensei： 実はちょっと忘れ物を取りに・・・ I just came to get something I forgot...
Tachibana： それじゃ さっさと済ませて出てって下さい おい 次の奴！ 入って来い！ Well, then, please hurry up and get it over with and leave. Hey, next person! Get in here!
Karube： ２－C軽部殉俊輔 サッカー部です I'm Karube Junsuke from 2-C. I'm in the soccer club.
Tachibana： で どうした？ Well, what's wrong?
Karube： はあ それが・・・ Uh... Well...
Page 5 Karube： 俺・・・人気投票で鳶岡のヤツに負けたんです・・・ 蝶間林には勝ったけど あいつは鏑木のライブルとして立ち位置があるから出番が割りとあるし こんな俺がサブキャラから準レギュラーに昇格なんて夢のまた夢なんでしょうか I lost to Tobioka in the popularity contest. I won against Choumabayashi but...she has her position as Kaburagi's rival so she's been featured a lot. Is my dream of raising my status from a side character to a semi-regular still just a dream?
Hades-sensei： に･･･人気投票・・・！ なんてことだ・・・僕は２位だったから下手な励ましはかえって軽部くんを傷付けることになる どうするんだ 絶花先生・・・？ P-popularity contest...! What on earth...I was number two so , my poor encouragement would end up hurting Karube-kun's feelings. What are you doing to do, Tachibana-sensei?
Tachibana： 夢のまた夢だぁ？ お前自惚れも大概にしとけよ モブみてーな顔して２７位までいけたのが奇跡だと思え！ Still just a dream? Don't let your conceit get out of hand. Make a face like a minor character and consider the fact that you made it all the way to number 27 to be a miracle!
Hades-sensei： え～？ Ehhh?
Tachibana： 人気獲れるって思ってるから獲れなかった時ヘコむ羽目になるんだよ！ 絶対負けるって思ってればどんな結果でも嬉しいだろうが 真のポジティブはネガティブの向こう側にあるんだよ！ わかったか！ 次！ Since you think you can just become popular, you end up feeling depressed when you don't. If you think you're definitely going to lose, then no matter what the outcome, you'll be happy! There's true positivity on the other side of negativity! Get it? Next!
Hades-sensei： す・・・すごい・・・！ 心をボコボコに殴りながら励ましている で・・・できない・・・！ こんなこと絶対言えない・・・！ A-amazing..! Encouraging them while viciously striking at their heart... I couldn't do it...! I couldn't say stuff like that...!
Page 6 Kaburagi's senpai： 友達が昔の私をいつまでも覚えててからかうんです・・・ あの時の私は私であって私ではなくて忘れたい過去というか・・・ My friends keep remembering me from a long time ago and making fun of me... The me from that time was me and at the same time, wasn't me, and it's a past I'd like to forget...
Tachibana： お前が気にしている姿が面白いからからかわれんだよ 諦めて開き直れ！ 次っ The appearance you're worrying over is interesting so they're gonna make fun of you. Give up and get serious! Next!
Yodobashi： ずいぶん人気があるらしいじゃないですか カウンセリング室 ところで絶花先生 付き合ってる女性とかいないんですか？ I've heard the counseling room is quite popular. By the way, Tachibana-sensei, do you have a lady you're seeing?
Tachibana： 母親こそ至上！ 次っ！ My mother is the best! Next!
Tobioka： 人気投票で１８位だったんです 同時出演の軽部は２７位だったんスけど・・・そいつに悪いことしちゃったかなあって I was number 18 in the popularity contest. Karube, who came into the story at the same time I did, was number 27...I was wondering if I did something bad to him..
Tachibana： そのまま憎まれ役を貫け！ 憤りの的があった方が友達も幸せだ！ 次っ！ 次 次 次 Stick to being the bad guy! Your friend will be happy to have a target for his resentment. Next! Next. Next. Next.
Hades-sensei： まるで作業みたいなスピードだ・・・ いや・・・でもこのラフな感じがかえって気楽に相談できていいのかも・・・？ 僕はよく「重い」とか「ウザい」とか言われるし・・・ The speed is like an machine. No...but is it okay to have sessions with a rough feeling in such a carefree way? I've often been told I'm "serious" or "annoying" but...
Page 7 Tamagoe： ２年D組 玉越鶏太 えー・・・俺・・・ 不良やめて普通のダチが欲しいんだけど どーすりゃできっかなって・・・ Second year, D-group Tamagoe Keita. Um...I... Quit being a delinquent and I want normal friends... I was wondering how I could do that...
Tachibana： 普通の友達だぁ～ 今になってキャラ変更かよ せわしねえな まぁ 身の丈に合わねえことに憧れたってロクなことねーってわかって何よりだが Normal friends? It's a little late in the game for a character change, don't be in such a hurry. Well, understanding that you want something beyond your means and nothing good will come out of it is the most important thing.
Tamagoe： う・・・うるせーよ！ Sh-shut up!
Tachibana： 諦めろ！ こういうのはタイミング逃したら一巻の終わりなんだよ！ 次の長期の休み明け狙ってそれまでに外見マトモに変えて再挑戦しろ！ 今は無理だ！ Give it up! If you miss the timing on stuff like this, then it's game over! Aim for the time after the next long break and by then, you can seriously change your appearance and give it a go again! It's impossible right now!
Tamagoe： そ そーかよ くそっ・・・ ジャマしたなっ！ R... Really...damn... Sorry for the intrustion.
Tachibana： 次・・・ Next...
Page 8 Tachibana： ・・・何だよ この手は どういうつもり・・・ What's with your hand? What's going on here -
Hades-sensei： 「悩みを一蹴して欲しい子」と「助けてもらいに来た子」の区別すらつかないなら・・・ カウンセラーなんて今すぐやめて下さい！ Please quit as a counselor right away... If you can't even tell the difference between "children who scoff at their problems" and "children who come here for help"!
Tachibana： な・・・ なんだと・・・おい！ Wha... What did you say! Hey!
Kid： ぎゃっ オバケ先生だ なんで！ ここカウンセリング室になったんじゃ・・・ Gyaa, it's monster-sensei! Why! Wasn't this place turned into the counseling room -
Hades-sensei： さっきの子どっちへ行った？ Which way did that kid from earlier go?
Kid： えっ？ あ・・・あっち側・・・だと・・・ Huh? D-down that way...
Hades-sensei： ありがとう Thank you!
Page 9 Kid： あっ 絶花先生 オバケ先生と何かあったんですかー？ Ah! Tachibana-sensei. Did monster-sensei need something with you?
Tachibana： ・・・だ ...today.
Kid： え？ Huh?
Tachibana： 今日はもう受付終了だ！ 暗くなる前にとっとと帰ってクソして寝ろ！ I'm not taking anyone else today! Hurry up and get home before it gets dark, take a shit, and go to sleep!
Kids： え～っ？ Huuuuh?!
Tachibana： 諦めろ！ 今は無理だ！ Give it up! It's impossible right now!
Tamagoe： 長い休み・・・なんて・・・ そんなに待ってっかよ・・・ それまで俺どこにいたらいいんだよ・・・ A long break... Like I'd wait that long... In the meantime, where should I be...?
Page 10 Disease demon： 学校嫌いかい・・・？ Do you hate school...?
Tamagoe： うわっ？ えっ・・・ Uwaaah! Wha -
Disease demon： ひひひ 嫌いじゃないけど居場所がない そんな顔だな Hihihi...you hate it and you don't have a place where you belong. You have a face like that.
Tamagoe： な・・・何・・・？ ひっ・・・ Wha-what... Hiii...
Disease demon： 現状がイヤならブッ壊そうぜ オレの名は「破壊 （デストロイ）」！ If you don't like how things are, destroy them! My name is "Destroy!" [T/L: Kanji reads "destruction."]
Page 11 Mimasaka： てっきり怒られて追い出されてすぐ戻ってくるかと思ったが・・ あのカウンセラーにイジめられてねーだろうな I thought for sure he'd tell him off, drive him out, and come right back but... He's not being picked on by that counselor, is he?
Motoyoshi： 先生 腰低いもんね Sensei is humble...
Kaburagi： 謙虚なのよ！ He's modest!
Ashitaba： んー・・・ 僕ちょっと様子見てくるよ Hmm... I'm going to go see what's going for a second.
Yasuda： おう こっちは任せとけ！ Ohh! Leave that to me!
Fuji： お前もうちょっとマジなアイデア出してから言えよ Say that after you give us a more serious idea.
Tachibana： なんだ これは・・・ 学校に侵入者が・・・？ いやそれ以前にこんな短時間でどうやったら人間にこんなマネができるんだ・・・ What... Is this... An intruder in the school...? No, how could a human do something like this in such a short amount of time earlier...?
Kid： わ・・・わかんないです・・・ けど・・・さっきオバケ先生がここを走り抜けて行って・・・ I...I don't know... Monster-sensei came running through here earlier...
Page 12 Kid： あっ 絶花先生！ Ah! Tachibana-sensei!
Tachibana： お前ら避難してろ！ 単独行動はするな！ 固まって動け！ なんだよ この状況は・・・ なんなんだよ あいつは！ 冗談じゃねえぞ・・・！ 言われっ放しでたまるかよ・・・！ You guys take shelter! Don't do anything on your own! Keep together and go! What's going on here? What's with him! This ain't a joke. Like hell you're gonna keep me in the dark about this!
Kid： 何 何 どーしたの！ What, what's going on?
Kid： なんか わかんないけど 上の階で暴れてるヤツがいるって！ I don't really know but I heard some kid went nuts on the floor up there!
Kid： え～！ キレすぎだろ さすがに Whaaat! He's got to have lost it.
Mitogawa： おいこら 散れ野次馬め 巻きこまれて死にたいか？ Hey, hey, clear out of here, you busybodies! Do you want to get dragged into it and die?
Disease demon： ふうううううっ・・・・！ Fuuuuuuh...!
Page 13 Hades-sensei： 玉越えくん！ Tamagoe-kun!
Tamagoe： う あ・・・んた・・・は・・・ Uuh... Y-you...
Hades-sensei： 病魔・・・！ やはり・・・ 大丈夫・・・落ち着いて 君の話を聞かせてくれないかな A disease demon...! I knew it... It's going to be okay, calm down. Would you like me to listen to you?
Tachibana： 邪魔だっ！ Out of the way!
Hades-sensei： 絶花先生！ Tachibana-sensei!
Tachibana： 大人しくしろこのクソガキが！ アホな真似してんじゃねぇぞ！ Calm down, you fucking brat! Don't do stupid shit like that!
Tamagoe： ・・・が・・・ やれって・・・！ ...told me... to do it...
Page 14 Tamagoe： おめェーがやれって言ったんだろうがよッ！ 次の休みまで辛抱きかねェから学校ブッ壊してやったんだ！ 自分のコトバにゃ責任持ってよなァ カウンセラーの先生よォ！ You told me to do it! I couldn't wait until the next break so I'm gonna destroyed the school! Take responsibility for what you say! You're the counseling teacher!
Tachibana： まずい・・・床が抜ける！ くそっ バランスが保てない 踏んばれない！ Oh, no...the floor is giving out...! Shit, I'm losing my balance. I can't hold myself up!
Page 15 Tachibana： 落ちー・・・ We're falling -
Ashitaba： うえっ？ う・・・うそ 何の音？ まさか・・・ せ・・・先生～！ Ueh? N-no way, what was that sound? It can't be... Se...sensei!
Page 16 Hades-sensei： ふ～・・・危なかった 玉越くん 大丈・・・ ぶっ！ な・・・なんで離しちゃうんですが・・・！ 諦めないでくださいよ Phew, that was close. Tamagoe-kun, are you okay - Buuuh! W-why did you let go! Please don't give up.
Tachibana： あ・・・あんな足場で踏んばり切れるか！ あんたもためらいなく飛び降りすぎだ！ Like I would brace myself with footing like that and get hurt! You jumped too far without even hesitating!
Hades-sensei： まあでも 引き止めていただいたおかげで瓦礫にも巻きこまれなかったし・・・ 玉越くんもケガしないで済みました ありがとうございます Well, thanks to you restraining him, he didn't get caught up in the wreckage. I'm relived that Tamagoe-kun isn't hurt. Thank you.
Ashitaba： うわっ・・・ やっぱり！ 先生！ 何やってるんですか？ Uwah! I knew it! Sensei! What are you doing?
Hades-sensei： あ・・・ アシタバくん Ah... Ashitaba-kun.
Ashitaba： こ・・・今回はいつもよりハデですね・・・ 先生たち大丈夫なんですか？ You were more showy this time than usual. Are you two all right?
Hades-sensei： 僕は大丈夫だけど・・・ I'm fine but...
Tachibana： 今回・・・？ いつも・・・？ This time...? Usual...?
Page 17 Tachibana： ・・・「現」 カウンセリング室にはまだベッドが残っている あんたの机の中もいじっちゃいない 俺は後始末に回る ・・・玉越をたのむ・・・ 「保健室のいいところ」だって・・・？ 何が上っ面ばっかりの偽善者だ・・・俺は・・・ クソッ・・・ あんたが居なかったら 俺は・・・俺の一言で生徒を殺してたかもしれなかった・・・！ There are still beds in the "current" counseling room. I didn't do anything with your desk either. I'll go around cleaning up this mess. I'll leave Tamagoe to you. "The infirmary is a nice place"...? I'm the one who is nothing more than a shallow hypocrite. Shit... If you hadn't been there... I...might have killed a student with a few words...!
Mitogawa： やれやれ・・・修繕費はともかく 親御さんになんと説明したものかな My goodness...putting aside the repair expenses... How about giving a good explanation to his parents?
Page 18 Tachibana： 校長 ハデス先生は一体何者なんですか・・・ Principal. Just who is Hades-sensei...?
Mitogawa： ん？ 見た通りあんなことでしか役に立たん男だよ 別段養護教諭として優秀だとは思わないが・・・ 何か思うところあったかね？ あ・・・そうそう 実は君からハデス先生に返して欲しい物があるんだが・・・ なに 「何か」の口実に使ってくれてもかまわんぞ Hmm? As you can see, he's a man who is only useful with stuff like that. I don't think he particularly stands out as a school nurse but... What do you think? Ah, that's right. By the way, there's something that I want you to return to Hades-sensei. I don't care what excuse you use for that "something."
Text： 翌日 The next day
Sign： 保健室 Infirmary
Kids： ハデス先生・・・ 保健室復帰おめでとうー！ Hades-sensei... Congratulations on getting the infirmary back!
Page 19 Fuji： 結局なんだったんだよ ここ数日すげー疲れたんだけど That's the end of that. I've been pretty tired here for the last few days.
Hades-sensei： いや それが僕もよくわからないんだ なぜかあの後絶花先生が僕の辞表を持ってきて・・・ なぜこれを・・・ Well, I don't really get it but... For some reason, Tachibana-sensei had my letter of resignation... Why do you -
Tachibana： あんたのおかげで俺は仕事に省みる点を発見できたのは感謝するが 俺は・・・カウンセリング室が保健室より劣っているとは思わねえ ・・・けど 生憎俺にはあんな化物と戦う力はねーんだよ より機動性のいいこの場所は一応おたくに譲っといてやる まあ・・・今後あんた向きの「仕事」がありそうだったら回してやるよ 先輩 I'm grateful that, thanks to you, I found where I should rexamine my job. I...don't think that counseling room is inferior to the counseling room. But, unfortunately, I don't have the power to fight against monsters like that. You've got better mobility. I've give it over to you for the time being. Well, from here on out, if it looks like there's a "job" for you, I'll send it around. Senpai. Hades-sensei： だって 僕は絶花先生に一体何をしたのだろうか・・・ But... What on earth did I do to Tachibana-senpai...?
Kaburagi： きっとわかったもらえたんですよ！ 「保健室のいいところ」！ I bet you you made him see that "The infirmary is a good place!"
Mimasaka： そーかぁ？ You think?
Text： 置き去りの出張保健室 The abandoned traveling infirmary
Woman： なんですかね これ・・・ What...is this thing?
Woman： なんだか気味が悪いわ 粗大ゴミに出しちゃいましょうよ It sort of gives me the creeps. Let's put it out in the oversized garbage.https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/35490Translation: Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days 222012-08-20T00:25:37+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comNo one came after me with pitchforks so I guess it's okay for me to do another one of these (I actually did this while I waited for my roommate to finish washing clothes.) And I noticed people actually looked at the other one so I want to say that if anyone wants to use these translations for anything, go ahead. Just credit me and we're good to go :D
(Also, I'm going to start doing Hokegami translations again so no one yell at me about that. Not that I expect anyone would...)
Page 1 Title： シオンの正体 Xion's True Nature
Text： ナミネについての報告書 Report on Namine
Axel： な なんだよ これ・・・？ W-what is this...?
Text： 数々の試作をくり返しついに完成した 人形を入れ物とし能力をコピーする"レプリカ″ I've gone through various experiments and have completed it at last. The puppet is being used as a container - a Replica with abilities that have been copied.
Page 2 Text： No.i シオン 私の最高傑作と言ってもいいだろう No.i Xion You could call it my greatest creation.
Page 3 Axel： シオンがレプリカ・・・？ Xion's a Replica...?
Page 4 Roxas： 聞いてくれよ！ さっきシオンの部屋に行ったんだけどさー 見舞いなんて無駄だ ・・ってサイクスの奴がさー イヤミばっかでうんざりするよ すぐシオンのこと悪く言うしさ・・・ Listen! I just went to Xion's room. There wasn't any in point in going to see her. And that guy Saix I'm getting sick of him being nothing but sarcastic. He's quick to talk bad about Xion -
Page 5 Roxas： アクセル アイスたれてるぞ Axel. Your ice cream is dripping.
Axel： んあ？ ああっ・・・ Huh? Ahh...
Roxas： なんかあったのか？ ボーっとしてるけど Something the matter? You've been staring off into space.
Axel： まあサイクスが口うるさいのはしょうがない Well, there's nothing we can do about Saix's nagging.
Roxas： でもさーっ But -
Page 6 Roxas： 出来損ない 出来損ないって シオンは物じゃないっての！ だろ？ "She's a failure, she's a failure!" Xion isn't a thing! Right?
Page 7 Axel： そうだよな That's right.
Roxas： はあ いつ目が覚めるのかな シオン・・・ Haah... I wonder when Xion will wake up...
Page 8 Text： シオンは物じゃないっての！ だろ？ Xion isn't a thing! Right?
Axel： 貝がら・・・ ロクサスが置いていったのか・・・ A shell... Did Roxas leave it here?
Page 9 Axel： あいつには言えない 絶対・・・ I definitely Can't tell him
Saix： 取扱説明書でも読み返してきたのか？ Did you get back from re-reading the instruction manual?
Axel： サイクス・・・ お前のそういう皮肉っぽいところ嫌いじゃないけどよ Saix... I don't care one way or the other about sarcastic remarks like but...
Page 10 Axel： けどいいか シオンのことを物扱いしやがったら許さねえ Listen up. If you treat Xion like an object, I won't forgive you.
Saix： 焼きが回ったな お前も You've lost your edge too.
Page 11 Xion： 波の音が聞こえる・・・ あなたは誰・・・？ I can hear the sea... Who are you...?
Page 12 Xion： これは あたしが人間だった頃の記憶・・・？ These are... Memories from when I was a human...?
Page 14 Xemnas： シオンの様子はどうだ・・・？ How is the situation with Xion?
Saix： いまだ機能停止の状態が続いています・・・ 時折センサーに乱れが生じていますが・・・ 故障・・・とは考えられないでしょうか？ 新しいレプリカを導入するべきでは・・・ She continues to be out of service. Sometimes a disturbance will go off in the sensor but... Isn't it unlikely that it's a failure? We should bring in a new Replica -
Xemnas： 案ずるな Don't worry about that.
Page 15 Xemnas： 夢を見ているのだ・・・ I have been dreaming.
Saix： ・・・夢？ ...dreaming?
Xemnas： 計画は順調だ・・・ 大なるキングダムはーツの意思のままにー The project is going very well... According to the will of the enormous Kingdom Hearts...
Page 16 Saix： 焼きが回ったな You've lost your edge.
Roxas： アクセル！ Axel!
Page 17 Roxas： へへっ Hehe...
Axel： やけに明るいな お前・・・ You're pretty cheerful...
Roxas： え？ そうか？ アクセルがいたから・・・かな Huh? Really? I guess it's because you were here.
Axel： な･･･何言ってんだ 気持ち悪ーな Wha...what are you saying? That's creepy...
Roxas： はは・・・そうだな アクセルが普通にここにいてくれたのがうれしかった うまく言えないんだけど・・・ Ha ha...yeah... It's made me happy that you've come here regularly. I can't really say it well but...
Page 18 Roxas： シオンがまだ眠ったままだからかな・・・ ここがいつもの場所じゃないみたいで 怖いんだ With Xion still asleep I'm afraid That this place won't seem like it always has been.
Page 19 Axel： シオンなら大丈夫だ あいつのあんな思いつめた顔・・・ でもまだ寝てたほうがいいんじゃないのか？ Xion's going to be fine. He was making a face like he was worrying too much... But isn't it better if she stays asleep?
Xion： ううん 大丈夫 Mm-hmm, I'm fine!
Page 20 Xion： あっ おはよう アクセル Ah! Good morning, Axel.
Axel： シオン・・・ Xion...
Roxas： 今朝やっと目が覚めたんだ！ なっ She finaly woke up this morning! Right?
Page 21 Axel： そうか そりゃよかったな Really? I'm glad.
Xion： ２０日間も眠ってたなんて・・・ 心配かけてごめんね To think that I slept for 20 days... I'm sorry for worrying you.
Axel： 寝ぐせついてんぞ You've got bed hair.
Page 22 Saix： ようやく動き始めたのか You've finally started to move around?
Xion： 長い間休んですみませんでした I'm sorry for the long absence.
Saix： お前はまだ動かないほうがいい It would be best if you didn't go to work just yet.
Page 23 Xion： 任務に出ちゃだめですか？ 少し体を慣らしておきたいから I can't go on a mission? I'd like to get myself used to it a little -
Saix： だめだ 鈍りきった体で何ができる You can't. What can I do about your weakened body?
Roxas： だったら俺たちでサポートするからいいだろ？ なあアクセル Then is it okay to go with us as support? Huh, Axel?
Axel： ああ・・・ 俺が保護者ってことでどうだ？ Yeah... How about I look out for her?
Page 24 Saix： いつまでままごとを続けるつもりなんだか・・・ わかった 好きにしろ How long do you plan to keep playing house? Fine, do what you want.
Roxas： よかったな シオン！ All right, Xion!
Xion： 足手まといにならないようにしなくちゃ I'll make sure not to be a burden.
Roxas： 無理しなくていいって！ You don't have to overdo it!
Page 25 Xion： わあ・・・ ひさしぶり この景色！ Waah... It's been a while since I've seen this!
Roxas： 俺アイス買ってくる！ I'm going to buy ice cream!
Axel： こらこら それは任務のあとのごほうびだ Hey now, that's a reward for after the mission.
Xion： 眠ってた時ずっと夢を見てたの I dreamed the whole time I was asleep.
Page 26 Xion： あたしずっと前にもこうやって誰かと 夕日を見ながら話をしたことがある気がする あたしには人間だった頃の記憶がないって思ってたけど それがそうなのかな？ I have a feeling that a long time ago I talked to someone while watching the sunset like this. I thought I didn't have any memories from when I was a human but... Is that really how it is?
Page 27 DiZ： 上手くいってないようだな 原因はわかったのか？ It seems like it isn't going well. Do you know the cause?
Page 28 Namine： ノーバディの影響だと思います・・・ I think it's his Nobody's influence.
DiZ： ノーバディか・・・ いまいましい・・・ His Nobody, huh... Damn it all...
Namine： 記憶が・・・外に流れ出しているのかも・・・ His memories...are probably flowing out...
DiZ： 記憶が少々欠落したところで問題はあるまい It won't be a problem if a few of them are missing.
Namine： でも・・・それが彼の目覚めに重要な鍵だとしたら そういうわけにいかない・・・ But...I can't do that If it's an important key to him waking up.
DiZ： ではどうする Then what will we do?
Page 29 Namine： 待つしかない・・・ 今はまだだ・・・ We have no choice but to wait. Now is not the time.
DiZ： お前には何かが見えているのか・・・？ ナミネ・・・ Are you seeing something...? Namine...
Page 30 Namine： あなたは誰・・・？ Who are you...?https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/35428Translation: Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days 212012-08-12T00:36:38+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comSo I can't find a chapter title for this because the scans start on the second page. If anyone knows it, please let me know and edit it. But anyway, I did this for fun! I hope I'm not being too presumptuous because I have no idea who the scanlation team is for this manga. Sorry if I stepped on any toes but it made me laugh a lot and the translation was really easy so I just went ahead...and did it...
Page 2 Roxas： ルクソード！ いつまで落ち込んでるんだよ ハトレスなら俺が倒すからまかせろって！ Luxord! How long are you gonna feel down? If it's about the heartless, I'll defeat them so leave it to me!
Luxord： くっ・・・ 小さいからってバカにしおって・・・！ Kuh... Don't look down on me because I'm small!
Roxas： だけど・・・ 結局見失っちゃったな 白ウサギ・・・ However... We ended up losing track of the white rabbit.
Luxord： もういい さっさと任務を終わらせるぞ Enough of that. Let's hurry up and finish up the mission.
Roxas： 余裕なくなってる We're cutting it pretty close...
Page 3 Roxas： ところでシャドウブロックって・・・なんだ？ ハートレスなのか？ By the way, what are shadow blocks? Are they Heartless?
Luxord： 影の塊だ They're lumps of shadows.
Roxas： 影の・・・塊？ Lumps...of shadows?
Luxord： 見ればわかる 定期的に取り除かないとハート回収の妨げになるのだ ふうん・・・ しかし見あたらんな そういえば まだそんなに溜まってないじゃないのか？ ふむ・・・ You'll understand when you see them. If they aren't removed at set times, they'll become a hindrance to heart collection. But now that you mention it, I don't see any. Have they just not collected together yet?
Page 4 Luxord： 外にあるとは限らんな 家主が留守でツイてたな It doesn't necessarily have to be outside. It's lucky for us the homeowner is out.
Roxas： う・・・うん でも・・・ いいのか？ 勝手に家の中探したりして・・・ Y-yeah...but... Is this all right? Looking around someone's home without their permission...
Luxord： 元に戻せば問題ない It shouldn't be a problem if we put it back the way it was.
Page 5 Roxas： そうか・・・？ Really...?
Luxord： フッ 盛大だな ロクサス Fuh, that was quite something, Roxas.
Luxord： なるほど 食べれば片付くなフフ I see...if I eat that, everything will be put in order, fufu.
Roxas： ちがうって 今まで何か食べると体の大きさが変わっただろ？ ひょっとしたら元に戻れるんじゃないのか No... So far, when we've eaten something, our body has changed size, right? Maybe you could go back to normal?
Luxord： ・・・ほう うおっ・・・ 変わらん・・・っ！ Hmm! Oou...! No change...!
Roxas： ちょっとだけ大きくなってる 芋虫サイズからもぐらサイズくらいに You got a little bit bigger. You went from the size of a caterpillar to about the size of a mole...
Page 7 White Rabbit： メアリーアン！ いるのか？ 私の手袋はどこへやった？ 遅刻しそうなんだ！ Mary-Anne! Are you here? Where did you put my gloves? It seems I'm going to be late!
Luxord： まずい 家主だ！ 上がってくるぞ 隠れろ！ Oh, no, the homeowner! He's coming in! Hide!
Roxas： えっ わっ Eh? Wah...
White Rabbit： メアリーアン！ Mary-Anne!
Page 8 Roxas： ・・・おお帰りなさいませっごす・・・ご主人様！ あ！ 白ウサギ Welcome home, master! Ah! The white rabbit!
Page 9 White Rabbit： この者は私めの家に無断で侵入し メイドになりすました罪に問われるものであります！ ちなみに私めの遅刻はこの物のせいでして免じていただければ幸いにございます This person trespassed into my home without permission He's being charged with the crime of impersonating a maid! By the way, my lateness was due to him - I would pleased if you would dismiss that.
Luxord： 無謀な賭けだったな・・・ That was a reckless gamble...
Roxas： ごめん・・・ Sorry...
Luxord： だが禍い転じて福となすだ 見ろ あれを But something good came out something bad. Look at that.
Page 10 White Rabbit： 処遇を・・・女王陛下！ Dealing with - Her Majesty the Queen!
Queen of Hearts： お前の家などどうでもよいわ 私の新しい城の落成式に遅れることのほうが重罪だよ Who cares about your house? Delaying the completion of my new castle is the more serious crime.
Page 11 Roxas： あっ・・・まさか あの城？ Ah...it can't be... That castle...?
Luxord： シャドウブロックを集めて作ったようだな・・・ ずいぶんと趣味の悪い女王様だ They made it by collecting together shadow blocks. She's a queen with absolutely awful tastes.
Queen of Hearts： 首をおはね！ Off with their heads!
Page 12 White Rabbit： お許しを女王陛下！ ひいいー Forgiveness, Your Majesty! Hiii!
Queen of Hearts： んー～ フンッ Hmm... Ooof!
Hedgehog： キキッ Kiki!
Page 13 Cards： 拍手！ 拍手！ Applause! Applause!
Hedgehog： フニャ Funyah
Luxord： ここではすべてあの女王のお気に召すままなのだろう Everything here goes according to what the queen likes.
Roxas： うえー Ueh...
Luxord： ・・・もう影の中は闇で満たされてるよ The shadows have already been filled with darkness.
Page 14 Roxas： どうした How?
Luxord： いやーなんか・・・ まずは脱出だな！ 鍵をとってくるから待っていろ Well, it's kind of - First off, we need to escape. I'll go and get the key, wait here!
Roxas： 役に立つじゃん 小さいの！ You won't be able to help us, you're tiny!
Queen of Hearts： 次の球をもて 早く！ Bring the next ball, hurry!
Card： 八ッ Yes!
Luxord： とどかない！ I can't reach it!
Page 15 Luxord： ・・・くっ ぬかった・・・！ うおっ！ Kuh... This was a mistake... Oh!
Card： ささ！ どうぞ 女王陛下 There! Go ahead, Your Majesty!
Queen of Hearts： ん Mm.
Page 16 Luxord： ハンデはここまでだ This is as far as your handicap goes!
Roxas： るクソード！ Luxord!
Page 17 Cheshire Cat： 女王のクラブにボールが当たったのは初めてだ 拍手 拍手 That's the first time the Queen's club has hit the ball. Bravo, bravo.
Roxas： あっ お前は・・・ Ah, you're -
Cheshire Cat： 窮屈そうだね そこから出してやろうか Seems like you're a tight spot. How about I get you out of there?
Roxas： えっ ほんとか？ Eh, for real?
Cheshire Cat： あーとも 待っててね すぐだから Oh, of course. Wait a moment, I'll do it right away.
Page 18 Cheshire Cat： ほーら これで出られるよ Look at that. Now you can get out.
Queen of Hearts： 首をはねな！ Off with his head!
Roxas： えええええええ？ Ehhhhh!
Cards： 行こう 行こう 城の上の斬首台へ行こう We're going, we're going, we're going to the castle's guillotine.
Page 19 Roxas： ちょっ タイム タイム！ うっ 嘘だろ Wai - time, time! Uh, I can't believe this!
Cheshire Cat： 気をつけて 影から闇があふれたよ Be careful. The shadows are overflowing with darkness.
Page 20 Cards： 曲者だー！ A knave!
Roxas： うわー！ あ！ あぶなかったー ハートレスかっ！ Uwah! Ah! That was close! Is that a Heartless?
Page 21 Roxas： なんだよ 報告より多いぞ？ What? There's more than what was reported?
Text： 影の中は闇で満たされてるよ The shadows have been filled with darkness.
Roxas： シャドウブロックに引き寄せられたのか・・・？ They're being drawn towards the shadow blocks?
Page 22 Roxas： わっ にっ・・・ ２匹？ やっ・・・ やば・・・ Wah! Two... Two of them... Th... This is bad...
Page 24 Roxas： ルッ ルクソード・・・？ Lu... Luxord?!
Luxord： ハイディホー Hidey-ho!
Roxas： なんだよ そのでかさ What's with you being so big?
Luxord： 何 さっき飛ばされた時キノコを見つけてね 数本ばかり食べてみただけなのだが ハッハッハッハ おっと What? When I went flying earlier, I found a mushroom. I just tried eating a bunch of them. Ha ha ha ha! Oh?
Page 25 Luxord： ハハハ どこへ行く ロクサス ハートを回収してくれ Hahaha, where you going? Roxas, collect their hearts.
Roxas： あ・・・ああっ 寿司？ Y-yeah... Sushi?
Page 26 Roxas： なんか 達成感ないー！ I don't feel like I accomplished anything!
Luxord： さて あとは・・・ こいつを片付けねばな Now then, next... We should get these cleared away.
Queen of Hearts： ・・・ななな 何奴だ あの巨人はっ・・・ W-w-who is that giant?!
Luxord： コオオオオオオ・・・ Kooooh...
Queen of Hearts： アッこら 何をする？ 首をはねるよ Ah, hey! What are you doing! I'll have your head!
Page 27 Queen of Hearts： おやめ・・・おやめーッ！ Sto...stop...!
Luxord： シュッ キーブレードで砕いてくれロクサス Shuuu! Smash them with the Keyblade, Roxas.
Roxas： わ わかった R-right...
Queen of Hearts： くっ くくく 首をはねよー！ O... Of... Off with their heads!
Page 28 Luxord： ぬ？ ハッハッハ かゆいかゆい 無謀な勝負は忠義ある配下を失うのみですぞ Huh? Hahaha! That itches! With reckless games, you'll only lose loyal subordinates.
Queen of Hearts： ぐっぐぐ・・・ううっ うわあーん 私の城がああああー Gu...guuuh... Waaaah! My castle...!
Luxord： おおーい おいおい H-hey, hey!
Page 29 Luxord： 泣かないでくれ マダム 女性の涙には弱い・・・ Please don't cry, madam. I'm weak against a woman's tears...
Page 30 Luxord： お気に召さぬかもしれんが これで雨風はしのげよう さあ 帰還するぞ ロクサス You probably won't like it but Now you can keep the rain away. All right, let's return, Roxas.
Roxas： そのままで？ い いいのか・・・？ Like this? Is... Is that okay...?
Cheshire Cat： くっくっくっくっ そりゃ予想外の結末だにゃ Kukukuku... That's an unexpected outcome, nya...
White Rabbit： 女王陛下・・・？ Your Majesty...?
Cheshire Cat： あわれな女王様・・・ What a pitiful queen...
Page 31 Cheshire Cat： 心無き者に心を奪われちまった Her heart has been captured by a man without one.
Queen of Hearts： すてきな殿方・・・ What a lovely gentleman...
White Rabbit： 女王陛下？ Your Majesty?!
Luxord： 幸運をもたらしたな 白ウサギは・・・ He brought us good luck. That white rabbit...
Roxas： え？ Huh?
Page 32 Luxord： 今回の任務 お前の好奇心が運命を切り開いたということだ The mission this time It seems as though your curiosity cut through fate.
Roxas： ふうん・・・？ 偶然だろただのさ Hmm...? It was just an accident...
Luxord： 勝負師（ギャンルラー）とは"偶然″をも予測するのだ 勝負師（ギャンルラー）のたまごたるお前に 一つ忠告しておこう Gamblers are those who predict "chance." I have just one bit of advice To a novice gambler such as yourself.
Roxas： ちがうけど・・・なんだ？ That's not how it is but...what is it?
Page 33 Luxord： 好奇心は運命を切り開く・・・ しかり忘れるな 好奇心とは破滅への序曲にもなりうるということを Your curiosity cut through fate... But don't forget. Curiosity can be a prelude to destruction.
Page 34 Axel： うおわっ なんだこのレポートの山！ ったくペーパーレスにしろよな・・・ なんでも書き残さないと気がすまないのかね 研究者ってやつは・・・ Whoa! What's this pile of reports! Jeez, we should go paperless... Looks like he hated to leave things left unwritten. That damn researcher...
Text： ナミネについての報告書 Report on Namine
Page 35 Axel： ナミネ・・・ Namine...
Page 36 Axel： な なんだよ これ・・・？ Wh-what is this...?
Saix： だめに決まってるだろう 元の大きさに戻ってこい Obviously you can't. Come back at your original size.
Roxas： やっぱり・・・ I knew it...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34691Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 622012-06-03T00:23:24+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comSorry for the month and a half gap between chapters. Haven't really felt up to doing anything lately. Anyway, reserved for Muda. And if you see any glaring errors, feel free to message me about them.
Page 1 Girl： 私～・・・どーしてもダイエットが成功しないんです・・・ I can't for the life of me get a diet to work.
Sign： カウンセリング室 Counseling room
Girl： 色んな人が協力してくれるんですけどー・・・ ど～しても食べるのガマンできなくて・・・ Various people have helped me out with it but... No matter what, I can't have any self-control when it comes to eating..
Tachibana-sensei： じゃあ 諦めろ！ お前にダイエットは向いてない Well, then, give up! Turn away from dieting.
Girl： えっ・・・ Huh?
Tachibana-sensei： その代わりうんと勉強してうんと稼げ！ それで美容整形なり脂肪吸引なりすればいいだろ Instead, study a lot and earn a lot of money! And then, you could get plastic surgery or liposuction.
GIrl： 相変わらず絶好調だね 絶花先生 Tachibana-sensei is in top form like always.
Girl： 私も早くグチ聞いて欲しい I want him to hurry up and listen to my complaints too!
Tachibana-sensei： 好きなこと我慢すんな！ 次っ！ Don't hold back with things you like! Next!
Otemoto： テストの点でど～しても勝てない相手がいるんです そいつのこと考えてたらイマイチ勉強がはかどらなくて・・・ No matter what I do, there are people I can't win against when it comes to test scores. When I think about them, I can't make any progress with my studies.
Tachibana-senesi： いいんだよ！ お前は所詮その程度の人間なんだ 自分に期待すんな！ ハナっから絶望してろ！ そしたら もう怖いもののなんて何もないぞ！ Listen up! You're only human, after all. Don't have any hope in yourself! Be in despair from the get-go! And then there will no longer be anything to be afraid of!
Page 2 Tachibana-sensei： 胸張って生きろ！ 次！ Stick your chest out in pride and live! Next!
Text： スクールカウンセラー 絶花 療治 （２４） 教育方針： ムチ１０割 School counselor Tachibana Ryouji Education plan: ignorance times 1000
Title： カウンセリング室の悪魔・前編 The Demon of the Counseling Room: Part One
Page 3 Ashitaba： スクールカウンセラーの先生？ うちの学校にそんな先生いたんだ・・・ A school counselor? Our school has a teacher like that?
Kaburagi： 私も友達に教えてもらうまで知らなかったんだけどね 今 カウンセリング室大人気らしいよ！ I didn't know it until my friends told me. It seems like the counseling room is really popular right now.
Mimasaka： へー そんな頼もしいセンセーなのか？ Huh. Is he that much of a dependable teacher?
Kaburagi： それが全然！ 私もみんなと一緒に相談に行ったんだけど・・・ ど～しても料理がうまくならないんです・・・ たくさん練習はしてるんですけど Not at all! I went along with everyone to a session but... Not matter what, I can't get my cooking to be good. I've practiced a lot but...
Tachibana-sensei： は？ 料理がヘタってことは結婚してから家事をひとつやらなくていいってことだろうが この幸せ者！ 自慢すんな！ Huh? As for your cooking being bad...after you're married, it's okay if you don't do even one bit of housework. You're fortunate! Don't be prideful!
Kaburagi： 毒舌で基本的に「諦めろ」しか言わないの でも不思議と胸が軽くなるんだって みんな"ネガティブ療法″って呼んでるわ He basically only told me nothing but "give up!" in a really ugly way. But surprisingly, I felt better. Everyone's calling it a "negative remedy."
One of the kids： へ～・・・ Huuuh.
Hades-sensei： ああ・・・非常勤の絶花先生のことかな 最近来られた先生だよ Ahh, are you talking the part-time teacher Tachibana-sensei? He only recently came here.
Fuji： あっちは「大人気」だ そうだぜ どーすんだよ 先生 ライバルじゃん He's "really popular." That's right. What are you gonna do, sensei? He's your rival.
Hades-sensei： そんな 保健室は競うようなものじゃ・・・ Oh, no, the infirmary isn't someting you compete with -
Mitogawa-sensei： 日当たり風通し良好！ 昇降口から歩いて１０秒！ 中庭にも隣接！ It's sunny and it's well-ventilated! It's a ten-second walk from the entrance! It's even adjacent to the courtyard!
Tachibana-sensei： 最高の立地条件じゃないですか 勿体無い Isn't this a really good location? What a waste.
Mitogawa： まあ 養護教諭があれとはいえ保健室だからなあ Well, it's the infirmary, although the school nurse is here.
Kaburagi： あの人よ 絶花先生！ He's Tachibana-sensei!
Mimasaka： なんだ 若ー兄ちゃんじゃねーか Wow, he's a really young guy.
Page 5 Hades-sensei： お疲れ様です 三途川先生 絶花先生 何かご用ですか？ Good work, Mitogawa-sensei, Tachibana-sensei. Do you need something?
Mitogawa： ん？ ああ そういえば君にはまた言ってなかったな 今日付けで君には保健室から出て行ってもらう 今までご苦労様 Hmm? Ahh. That's right, I haven't told you yet. Starting today, you'll be leaving the infirmary. Thanks for all your hard work until now.
A： ハデス先生！ Hades-sensei!
One of the kids： ちょ・・・ちょっと どういうことですか？ 先生 クビってこと？ H-hang on, what's going on? Is sensei getting fired?
Mimasaka： このマンガ終わっちまうじゃねーか？ Won't the manga end?
Mitogawa： クビじゃない 保健室（ここ）を譲り渡してもらうだけだ He isn't getting fired. I'm only turning this place over to someone else.
Page 6 Tachibana-sensei： 今日より保健室はカウンセリング室として生まれ変わる！ その方が生徒のためだと校長先生に提案したところ・・・ 見事OKをいただいた次第だ Starting today, the infirmary will be reborn as the counseling room! When I proposed to the principal that it would be for the sake of the students It depended on me getting the green light.
Ashitaba： 校長先生って・・・ The principal...?
Mitogawa-sensei： 私だ いつ言おういつ言おうと思っていたから６０話にも及んでしまった・・・ That would be me. I kept wondering when I should say it but it got dragged out to 60 chapters...
Ashitaba： えっ？ Huh?
Mimasaka： ウソだろ だってウチの校長って・・・ いつもブランデーくゆらせてるおっさんじゃなかったのかよ No way. But our principal... Hasn't he always been a ossan smoking with a glass of brandy?
Someone： 次は校長先生からのVTRです Next is a video from the principal.
Mitogawa： あれはほんの遊び心だ 校長先生の話しって大体つまらなんだろうと思ってね まあ それはそれとして・・・ That's just us having a bit of fun. It's generally pretty boring when the principal gives a speech. Well, whatever.
Hades-sensei： ま・・・待ってください なぜですか・・・ 納得できません・・・せめて理由を・・・ P-please wait. Why..? I can't understand it...at least give me a reason...
Page 7 Mitogawa-sensei： ・・・じゃあ 聞くがね 逸人くん先週の保健室の利用者は何人だった？ Well, then, I'll ask. Itsuhito-kun, how many students came to the infirmary in the last week?
Hades-sensei： １１人ですが？ 11?
One of the kids： 少なっ！ So few!
One of the kids： いい顔で答えんな Don't answer that with a good expression.
Mitogawa-sensei： 絶花くんのカウンセリング室は？ Tachibana-kun, what about the counseling room?
Tachibana-sensei： ざっと２００人くらいですかね あんまり多いんでちゃんと数えてないです It was around 200 students. I couldn't properly count them all up since there were way too many.
Hades-sensei： 待ってください リピーターを換算すると倍以上にはなりますよ・・・ この子たち４人X５日で・・・ Hold on, if you figure in repeat visitors, the numbers more than double. 4 children times 5 days is -
One of the kids： いや 先生 それでも全然届いてねーから No, sensei, it still wouldn't reach that number at all.
One of the kids： 足元にようやく及んだくらいだ It would just barely add up to that.
Mitogawa-sensei： 見ろ！ 連載開始から１年以上経つのになんだこの体たらくは 君の保健室など南棟の３階とかで充分だ！ 生徒は５００人近くいるんだぞ Look! Even though it's been more than a year since the story started - what about this sorry state? Having your infirmary on the southside building on the third storey should be enough! That's close to 500 students!
Hades-sensei： そ・・・そんなの無茶ですよ！ ケガをした生徒になんて負担を強いるんですか S-something like that is impossible! Wouldn't that be a burden on injured students?
Tachibana-sensei： 体のケガも心のケガも一緒にです 生徒たちは今すぐ助けて欲しいんだ！ Wounds of the body and wounds of the heart are one and the same. I want to help students right away.
Hades-sensei： くっ・・・ Kuh...
Page 8 Tachibana-sensei： ・・・まあ とはいえ僕も新顔なんでね 少しくらい遠慮してさしあげます 先生の未練が消えるまでは これくらいの措置は取りましょう Well, be that as it may, I am still a newcomer. I'll show you a little respect. How about we take a measure like this Until your lingering attachment goes away?
Sign： 保健室 Infirmary
Text： 翌日 The next day
Sign： 保健室 カウンセリング室 Infirmary Counseling room
Tachibana-sensei： 次！ 次！ 次！ Next! Next! Next!
Ashitaba： 先生！ Sensei!
Mimasaka： 遊びに来たぜ！ We've come to hang out!
Hades-sensei： やあ いらっしゃい 今すぐお茶をー・・・ Oh, welcome. I'll make some tea right away -
Page 9 Hades-sensei： あの～ シンクをお借りしても・・・ Um, could I borrow the sink -
Tachibana-sensei： 気が散るんでできれば遠慮していただきたいですね こっちはおたくと違って多忙ですんで Given that I'm distracted, I'd like if you'd show a little respect, if you can. Unlike you, I'm busy.
Hades-sensei： ダメだって ごめんね・・・スポーツドリンクの粉ならあるけど・・・ なめるかい？ He says I can't. I'm sorry...I have some sports drink powder... Want to lick some?
Ashitaba： ふびんな思いをしてるんじゃないかと心配だったけどここまでとは・・・ I had been worried he'd act pitifully but to go this far...
Mimasaka： なんかオレ目頭が熱くなってきた I'm about to cry.
Kaburagi： ハデス先生ー！ 元気出してくださいね！ 保健室がどんな姿になっても私たち先生の味方ですから！ Hades-sensei! Cheer up! No matter what the infirmary looks like, we'll support you!
Hades-sensei： みんな ありがとう ココアの粉もあるけど・・・なめる？ Thank you, everyone... I have cocoa powder...want to lick some?
Fuji： いらねーよ I don't want any.
Page 10 Text： さらに翌日 And the next day
Ashitaba： 先生ーっ！ Sensei!
Mimasaka： 遂に廊下においやられてる 何してんだよ 先生！ カゼひくぞ！ He's finally chased him out into the hallway. What are you doing, sensei! You'll catch a cold!
Hades-sensei： ああ・・・ふたりとも いらっしゃい いやね・・・絶花先生が生徒が不振がるから外に出てくれないかと・・・ Ahh, welcome, you two. Well, Tachibana-sensei was in a slump so he asked if I would go outside...
Mimasaka： だからって素直に従うなよ Yeah but don't just obediently do what he asks!
Hades-sensei： あと 景観を損なうからと・・・ 「生徒が」と言われるとどうにも逆らえなくて・・・ And he said it's because I was messing up the view... When he said "students" there wasn't much I could do to go against him...
One of the kids： ひどい How mean!
Mimasaka： なんなんだ あの野郎新顔のくせしやがって ちょっといくらなんでも横暴・・・ ん？ What's up with him? Doing that even though the bastard is new here... Say what you will but oppression is - Hmm?
Someone： あ それは適当にお願いします もう要らないので Ah, I'll leave that to you. Since I don't need it anymore.
Page 11 Ashitaba and Mimasaka： わー！ Waaaah!
One of the kids?： リフォームされつつある They're in the middle of renovating it.
Mimasaka： ちょっと待てカウンセリングヤロー！ Hang on just a second, counseling jerk!
Tachibana-sensei： ん・・・ なんだ お前ら 相談があるなら放課後来いよ Hmm? What do you want? If you need to talk, come see me after school.
Mitogawa： まあ ここは私に任せろ 絶花くん あの子たちの言いたいことは大体わかっている Well, leave this to me, Tachibana-kun. I more or less understand what they want to say.
Ashitaba： 三途川先生 どうしてこんなことするんですか？ Mitogawa-sensei. Why you doing something like that?
Mimasaka： 先生の恩師じゃあなかったのかよ Weren't you sensei's former teacher?
Mitogawa： 今は 常中の校長先生だ 私は校長としてよりよいものはよりよい場所にあるべきだと考える 絶花くんの提案はもっともだ Right now I am Toko middle school's principal. As the principal, I figure that better things should be in better places. Tachibana-kun's proposal was reasonable.
Ashitaba： そ・・・ そんな・・・ N... No way..
Kaburagi： 異議ありっ！ I object!
Page 12 Kaburagi： みんなは保健室のいいところを知らないだけです！ ハデス先生だってとってもいい先生なんだから！ It's just that no one knows that the infirmary is a good place! Hades-sensei is a good teacher!
Fuji： 恥ずかしい登場のさせ方すんな！ Don't make an entrance in such an embarrassing way!
Kaburagi： 本気出したハデス先生はこんなもんじゃないんですからね Hades-sensei, who puts his heart and soul into everything, isn't like that.
Fuji： ３階まで昼寝しに行くのはゴメンだからなあ I just don't to go all the way up three storeys to take a nap.
Mimasaka： 変なシャツ着やがって Wearin' a weird-ass shirt...
Mitogawa： くどい！ どれも言い訳にしか聞こえんな So tedious...! I'm hearing nothing but excuses.
Hades-sensei： みんな・・・気持ちは嬉しいけど 保健室とカウンセリング室どちらがより必要かは僕たちだけで決めることではないから それに保健室がなくなってしまうわけじゃないし・・・ Everyone, I'm glad you feel that way but... Which is more necessary between the infirmary and the counseling room isn't something that can be decided just by us. Besides, it's not as if the infirmary isn't going to be here anymore...
Ashitaba： 先生！ Sensei!
Page 13 Tachibana-sensei： 校長 気が変わりました・・・改築は一旦ストップして下さい はじめは一等地である保健室（このばしょ）さえ手には入れればいいと思っていたが・・・ ずいぶん大人な意見だな ハデス先生 俺はあんたみたいな上っ面ばっかりの偽善者が大っ嫌いでね どうだ？ 「保健室のいいことろ」とやらで俺を納得させてくれたら・・・ この場は引き下がってやてもいい あんたの化けの皮・・・剥がしたくなってきた Principal... I've changed my mind. Please stop the renovations for a moment. At first I thought it'd be nice if I could get my hands on the infirmary, which is in a good location... How very adult of you, Hades-sensei. I really hate people like you who apper to be nothing but hypocritical. How about it? If you win me over with your whole "the infirmary is a good place" thing I'll get out of here. Your true character...you haven't wanted to show it.
Hades-sensei： 何を・・・ What are you...
Kaburagi and Mimasaka： のった！ We'll take you up on that!
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Huh?
Page 14 Text： こうして生徒たち（少数派）による保健室奪還計画が始まった And so because of the students (a minority group), the infirmary rescue project began.
Board behind Ashitaba： 保健室のいいところは ・お茶飲み放題 ・ハデス先生がいる （要検討） ・いつもピカピカだ ・冷暖房完備 昼寝ができる 退屈しない （マンガなどよみものが） The infirmary is a good place -All you can drink tea -Hades-sensei is there (needs consideration) -It's always sparkly -The A/C is perfect -You can take an afternoon nap -You won't be bored -There's manga and things to drink
Ashitaba： え～それでは・・・ 他に意見のある人・・・ Um, well, then... Is there anyone else with a comment?
Yasuda： はい！ Yes!
Ashitaba： え～・・・ あんまりいい予感しないけど安田くん・・・ Eh... I don't have a very good feeling about this, Yasuda-kun...
Yasuda： いいところを見せつけるって言ったってまずは保健室に来てもらわないと話になんないだろ そこで・・・ 入り口にこういう・・・ You said show that it's a good place - first off, it's unacceptable if people won't come to the infirmary So... Put something like this by the entrance -
Kaburagi and Ashitaba： だめ！ No!
Yasuda： なんで？ 保健室を取り戻したくないのかよ！ Why? Don't you want to get back the infirmary?!
Ashitaba： そ・・・それは・・・ We...well...
Mimasaka： 校内 アンケート調査して来たぞ！ We did a questionnaire survey in the school!
Page 15 Motoyoshi： まず絶花先生の評価ね こんな先生初めて （１５歳女子） ズバっと切ってくれて気持ちいい （１４歳男子） 悩んでるのがアホらしくなる説得力 （１４歳男子） クールでカッコイイ （１３歳女子） First, Tachibana-sensei's evaluation That's the first time I've had a teacher like this. (15, girl) It felt nice when he cut straight to the point. (14, boy.) He has a persuasiveness that makes your worries seem ridicuous. (14, boy) He's cool and awesome. (13, girl)
Ashitaba： へえ～ やっぱり人気なんだ・・・ Wow, he really is popular.
Motoyoshi： 続いてハデス先生の評価・・・ 見た目がキモイ （１３歳女子） 治療どころか悪化しそう （１５歳女子） 子供のメシが大好物って本当？ （１３歳男子） 努力は評価する （２５歳女性教員） 以上惨敗です 競うだけムダって感じ Continuing on, Hades-sensei's evaluation... He looks gross. (13, girl) Forget medical treatment, it seems like you'd get worse. (15, girl) Is it true that children are his favorite food? (13, boy) I appreciate his efforts. (25, female teacher) It's utter defeat. I have a feeling just competing is impossible.
Ashitaba： 本好くん 一応先生も聞いてるから手加減して！ Motoyoshi-kun, sensei is listening too for now so be a little gentler!
Fuji： 朗報 I've got good news.
Ashitaba： 藤くん 本当？ Fuji-kun. Really?
Fuji： 兄貴が一千万くらいなら動かせるって言ってるけど Aniki said he can change his attitude if you have 10 million yen.
Ashitaba： 正攻法じゃ勝てないの？ Won't we lose with a frontal attack?
Yasuda： はい！ はい！ Yes! Yes!
Ashitaba： や・・・安田くん・・・ 今度は何？ Ya...Yasuda-kun... What is it this time...?
Page 16 Yasuda： みのりちゃんに協力を要請して・・・ We'll ask for Minori-chan to cooperate with us -
Ashitaba： だから不健全なのはダメ！ 鏑木さんたちは何かない？ We said we can't use unwholesome stuff! Kaburagi-san, does your group have anything?
Kaburagi： 考え中・・・ I'm still thinking...
Hanamaki： あ・・・ あのう わ・・・私 ハデス先生にはじめて会った時・・・ その・・・ほんのちょっぴり怖かったので あ！ 今は全然！ そ・・・そんなことないんですけど・・・ 第一印象が若干・・・なので・・・その・・・ こういうのはどうかと・・・ Ah... Um... W-when I first met Hades-sensei... Um...since I thought he was just a little bit scary... Ah! I don't find you scary at all now! It's...it's not like that... Since you don't get a lot of first impressions... I was thinking what about something like this...
Kaburagi： かわいいーっ！ That's cute!
Fuji： いや 逆に怖えーよ 不信感ダダ上がりだし No, it's scary instead. It just raises suspicion.
Kaburagi： えー かわいいと思うけどなあ Eh, I thought it was cute...
Hanamaki： ご・・・！ ごめんなさい！ I'm...I'm sorry!
Mimasaka： こら藤 女子泣かすな Hey, Fuji, don't make girls cry.
Yasuda： はい！ はい！ Yes! Yes!
Mimasaka： また安田かよ いい加減にしろ Yasuda again? Just stop it already.
Yasuda： 今度はマトモだって！ But this time it's decent!
Page 17 Tachibana-sensei： まだいる・・・ 下校時刻とっくに過ぎてんじゃねぇか 上っ面だけの・・・キレイ事ばっかりの一介の教員に生徒がここまで傾倒するか？ 生徒のためどころか生徒に世話になってんじゃあ本末転倒だな ふん・・・話にならん 帰ろ They're still here. Hasn't the time to go home already passed a while ago? Are the students going this far to dedicate themselves to a teacher who is nothing but fake and naive? Forget doing it for the student's sake - if you're getting help from them, you're getting your priorities backwards. Hmph, ridiculous. I'm going home.
Fuji： 先生 何 笑ってんだよ What are you laughing about, sensei?
Mimasaka： んなヨユーねーだろーが！ We don't have that kind of time!
Page 18 Hades-sensei： いいところだけどみんなそろそろ帰ろう 外真っ暗になっちゃうからね・・・ I know things are going good right now but it's about time to go home. It's already gotten dark out.
Mimasaka： げ！ もうこんな時間かよ じゃーねー 今日のところはカンペキしてやっか Geh! It's already this late! See ya! This is good enough for today.
Kaburagi： 私家でもっとしっかり考えてくる！ I'm going to keep thinking hard about it at my house!
Hades-sensei： 戸締まりはやっておくから 気をつけて帰ってね I'm going to go ahead and lock up. Be careful of your way home.
Motoyoshi： お願いします Thank you.
Kaburagi： 先生 さようなら！ Sensei, goodbye!
One of the kids： お先ー Bye!
Hades-sensei： はい さようなら また明日・・・ Yes... Goodbye. See you tomorrow...
Sign： 校長室 Principal's office
Page 19 Mitogawa-sensei： 何の真似だ What's all this about?
Hades-sensei： 三途川先生と絶花先生のおっしゃれる事・・・もっともだと僕も思います 病魔だの何だの言う以前に・・・自分が教師としていかに未熟であったか思い知らされました 深く反省しています そこで・・・ 来週からはタイトルをこんな感じに改め・・・ 心機一転フリーの養護教諭として病魔と戦います 今までありがとうございました The thing that you and Tachibana-sensei were talking about...I believe it's reasonable as well. Before the disease demons and whatever else, I realized myself in what ways I've been inexperienced as a teacher. I've given it a lot of consideration. Therefore... Starting next week, the title is going to be changed with a feeling like this. I'm going to start over again fighting disease demons as a freelance school nurse. Thank you for everything until now.
Background text： さすらいの 保健室の死神 パワーアップ＆リニューアル！ Wandering Shinigami of the Infirmary More powerful and improved!
Mitogawa-sensei： 養護教諭にフリーもくそもあるか アナウンサーじゃないんだぞ！ こら 待たんか 逸人くん Is there any different between being a freelance school nurse and shit? You aren't the announcer! Hey, wait! Itsuhito-kun!
Hades-sensei： みんなによろしくお願いします Give everyone my thanks.
Mitogawa-sensei： まったく 一度決めると聞きやしない おい！ 逸人くん！ Jeez, once he makes a decision, he won't listen. Hey! Itsuhito-kun!
PAPER： 辞表 Letter of resignitionhttps://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34333Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 612012-04-25T03:07:53+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Muda Scans.
Text： みのり先生こと才崎美徳（２５歳独身）は普段はマンションでひとり暮らしをしている しかし週に一日だけ・・・別の場所に泊まる習慣があった Minori-sensei is Saizaki Minori, 25, single, who normally lives alone in an apartment. But she's gotten into the habit of staying someplace else for just one day in the week.
Saizaki： お邪魔します 入るわよ いやだ もうこんなになってる どうしてたった一週間でこんなに汚れるのかしら・・・ Excuse me. I'm coming in. Oh, no, it's already gotten like this. How did it get this dirty in just a week?
Page 4 Saizaki's brother： ぬうううおおおおおっ・・・ ネタ神さま ネタ神さま お越しください・・・ 我に知恵を授けたまえ～ Nuooooh... God of jokes, god of jokes, please come to me. Please grant me your wisdom.
Saizaki's brother： 美徳か・・・うるさいぞ・・・ ネタ神さまが降臨なされるのを邪魔するな・・・ Minori? Be quiet... Don't get in the way of the god of jokes' descent.
Saizaki： これ私の These are mine!
Saizaki's brother： おいやめろ それは神へ捧げる供物だ 必要なんだ！ Hey, stop! That's the offering I'm giving to the god! I need it!
Saizaki： 相変わらずわけがわからないわ・・・ けどこれも作品のためなら仕方のないことなのかしら・・・ 一旦休憩にしてご飯食べたら I just don't get him, like always. But if this is for his work too, then it can't be helped... How about you take a break for a bit and eat dinner?
Saizaki's brother： そうする I'll do that.
Page 5 Saizaki's brother： あ～・・・ 一話完結ラブコメで２年とかもう限界なんだよ～ やることねーっつの もう～ Ahh... Having a love comedy that ends in one chapter for two years is really pushing it. I'm telling you, there's nothing left to do.
Saizai： 担当さんに相談したらいいじゃないの Couldn't you consult with your supervisor?
Saizaki's brother： それで解決すんならとっくにやってるよ If I could have settled it with that, I'd have done it a long time ago.
Text： みのり先生の兄は週刊少年誌でちょっとエッチな学園ラブコメ漫画を連載している しかし連載も長期に渡り 展開もマンネリ化し日々ネタ出しに苦悩しているのだった Minori-sensei's brother publishes a slightly ecchi school love comedy in a weekly manga magazine. However, the publication has been running for a while, the developments have become stuck in a rut, and the everyday life jokes have been suffering.
Saizaki's brother： お前 あれ話せよ 「今週の安田くん」 それか他に学校に面白いヤツいないのかよ Tell me "this week's Yasuda-kun." Aren't there any other interesting people at the school?
Saizaki： え～・・・ ま・・・全くいない・・・ってわけじゃないけど Eh... I-it's not like there isn't...
Saizaki's brother： 学校・・・学校 学校なぁ～・・・ 行事ネタはもうやり尽くしたし・・・ ああ～俺学生時代何やってたっけ・・・ 何やって・・・ School, school, school... I've already run out of event material... Ahhh, what did I do during my school days? What did I do...
Page 6 Text： 翌日 The next day
Saizaki's brother： なぜもっと早く気付かなかったんだ！ Why didn't you realize it earlier!
Saizaki： ちょ・・・ちょっと あんまり大声で騒がないで！ H-hey! Don't talk so loudly.
Saizaki's brother： 妹が中学校の教員をやっていると言うのにー・・・ 取材ひとつしとらんとはなんて俺はアホな奴なんだ Even though my younger sister is a teacher at a middle school... I'm going to be an idiot, going around getting information by myself.
Saizaki： 一応取材許可は取ったけどあんまり妙なことしないで頂戴ね 放課後とはいえまだ沢山生徒も残ってることだし・・・ そういうことをするなって言ってるのよ！ もう！ I've given you permission for now to collect information but please don't do anything too strange. It may be after school but there are still a lot of students around. That's the kind of thing I'm telling you not to do! Jeez!
Saizaki's brother： 何を言うか これもカワイイ女の子を描くにあたって必要な情報なんだよ 俺はラブコメ作家として舐めたい！と思えるような土ふまずを描かねばならないのだ！ What are you talking about? This too is need-to-know information for when I draw cute girls. As a love comedy author, I have to draw an arch that screams, "I want to lick it!"
Saizaki： し・・・ 心配だわ・・・ I'm... I'm worried...
Page 7 Saizaki： と・・・とにかく 私 まだ仕事が残ってるから職員室に戻るけど・・・ くれぐれも不審な行動はしないようにお願いよ A-anyway, I have still have some work left to do so I'm going back to the staff room. Please try not to do anything suspicious.
Saizaki's brother： わかった わかった まったく ごちゃごちゃ細かい女だな だからあんな巨乳（ミサイル）搭載してんのに彼氏のひとりもできないんだ さて・・・どこから攻めるかな やはり折角学校に来たからには生のパンチラを見ておきたい 階段の下にでもスタンバっとくか・・・？ いや でも放課後だしな・・・ よし！ 運動部の女子を狙おう！ テニス部あたりが妥当だな All right, all right. Jesus, she complains about the smallest things. That's why she can't even get one boyfriend, even though she's loaded with huge boobs. Well, then...where should I attack from? Now that I've come all the way out to the school, I'd like to see some underwear in person. Should I be on stand-by under some stairs? No, it's after school... All right! I'll aim for the girls in sports' clubs. Around the tennis club would be good.
Girl： センパイ達すごーい！ The senpais are so cool!
Girl： もうすぐ大会だもんねー 気迫が違うよね That's because there's going to be a tournament soon! Their drive is different.
Page 8 Choumabayashi： いくわよ 鏑木！ Here it comes, Kaburagi!
Kaburagi： 来いっ 蝶間林！ Bring it, Choumabayashi!
Choumabayashi： 必殺・・・ バーニングB（バタフライ） My killer... Burning Butterfly!
※漫画上の演出です Performance in a manga
Kaburagi： 甘い！ その技はもう見切ってるわ！ That's not enough! I've already seen through that technique!
Choumabayashi： なにっ！ What!
Page 9 Saizaki's brother： す・・・ ・・・す・・・ すッ・・・！ スカートの下にっ・・・ なんて物を履いてるんだああっ！ しかし成程今の中学生はこんなにもガードが堅いのか・・・ 現実世界がこんなにも辛くきびしいものだったとは ながらく現世と縁遠い生活を送っていたから忘れていたな・・・ だが嘆くな 若人達よ お前たちの悲願はこの俺が誌面の上で果たす！ そうだな・・・ Th... They... They're... Wearing something like that Under their skirts! But I get it...today's middle school students really keep their guard up... To think that in the real world, there was something this harsh and rigid... I've lived disconnected from real life for so long so I forgot... But don't lament, young men! I shall satisfy your dearest wish with the pages of a magazine! That's right...
Page 10 Saizaki's brother： みんなでスポーツをやっている最中スプリンクラーを壊してしまいビショビショのスケスケになる展開はもうやった・・・ I already did the scene where in the middle of playing sports, the sprinkler breaks and their shirts get all wet and see-through.
Saizaki's brother： 同じ手は読者に通用しない もっとそれ以上の展開でなければならん・・・ うう・・・テニスボール・・・ 剛速球・・・ 風圧で服がビリビリに・・・ う～ん・・・今ひとつイマジネーション不足だな・・・ やはり供物がなければ・・・女子更衣室でも漁りに行くか The same old thing just won't work with the readers. I have to develop it farther than that... Uuuh...a tennis ball... A fast ball... Their clothes would ripple from the wind pressure... Hmm, my imagination is really lacking... I really do need an offering...I'll go search through the girls' locker room.
Kaburagi： 絶技！ えっーと・・・どうしようかな・・・え～ ミラクルビッブバンシューティングスタァ え？ My special move! Um, what should I do...ehh... Miracle big bang shooting star - Eh?
Page 11 Kaburagi： ええ～っ！ Ehhhh!
Choumabayashi： ちょ・・・ちょ ちょっと鏑木っ！ どうなってるの 説明なさい！ H-he...hey! Kaburagi! How did this happen? Explain!
Saizaki's brother： えー女子更衣室は・・・ ん？ あれはサッカー部・・・ Hmm, the girls' locker room... Hmm? That's the soccer club...
Boy： 美作っ！ Mimasaka!
Mimasaka： よしきた All right, I got it!
Saizaki's brother： そういえば俺の漫画の主人公はサッカー部員だったな 部活やってるシーンなんざろくに描かないからどうでもいいと思っていたが 一応写真を撮っておくか That reminds me, my manga's main character is a member of the soccer club. I'd thought it didn't matter so I don't draw the scenes where he does club activities a lot but Should I take a picture for now?
Page 12 Mimasaka： 女子の見ている中颯爽とフィールドを駆けるオレ！ 誰かひとりくらい一目惚れしたっておかしくねーレベルのカッコよさだぜ つーかしろ！ フフフ・・・ While the girls are looking, I'll run across the field looking all cool! It'd wouldn't be strange for at least one person fell in love at first sight with my rebel coolness. Pass through! Fufufu...
Girl： 昨日のドラマ観た？ Did you see the drama yesterday?
Girl： 小松菜くんかっこいいよね Komatsuna-kun is so cool.
Boy： 藤 てめぇ やる気あんのか ※助っ人代先払いしてんだから頑張れよ！ Fuji, do you have any motivation? I've paid you the cost for helping out so get after it!
Text： ※中華まん１０個 10 Chinese pork buns
Fuji： ちゃんと試合では頑張るって I told you I'd work hard in a real match.
Boy： 練習も頑張れ！ Work hard in practice too!
Girl： キャーッ 藤くんが頭かいてるう Kyaaa, Fuji-kun is scratching his head!
Girl： きっと頭皮が乾燥してるのよ His scalp is probably dry.
Girl： 保湿してあげた～い I want to moisturize it for him.
Saizaki's brother： なんてことだ 現実世界とはここまで残酷なものなのか 頑張っているデブは見向きもされずやる気のないイケメンに需要が集中している かたや俺の漫画の主人公は今ひとつパッとしない割りに異様なほど女にモテる設定・・・ これは取材の価値なしか・・・？ What the hell. Is the real world such a cruel thing? The hard-working fat kid is drawing all the attention to the unintersted cool kid with no motivation. On the other hand, considering he's not really anything special, he really is popular with girls. Is there no point in gathering info...?
Page 13 Saizaki's brother： いや違う！ 外見はそのままに状況のみを逆転させればいいんだ！ う～ん ブサメンが・・・女子の大群に・・・ もみくちゃにされて ダメだ リアリティが無さすぎる 大人しく供物を探そう No, no! I just wish I could change nothing but the situation while keeping the outward appearance the same. Hmm...an unattractive guy...getting mobbed... By a group of girls... No good, it's too unrealistic. I'm going to go quietly look for an offering.
Fuji： どわっ くそ・・・すりむいた Dowah! Shit...I skinned my knee.
Boy： ポケットに手ぇ入れたまま走ってるからだ バカ That's because you were running with your hands in your pocket, you idiot.
Mimasaka： アホめ Dumbass.
Girl： ねえ 藤くんがケガしたって！ Hey, Fuji-kun got hurt!
Girl： やだ～ かわいそう 信じられない Oh no, poor thing, I can't believe it.
Girl： でも チャンスじゃない！ But isn't this a chance!
Girl： チャンスよ It's a chance!
Girls： 看病してあげた～い 藤く～ん We want to take care of you! Fuji-kun!
Fuji： げっ Geh!
Page 14 Fuji： えっ？ Eh?
Girls： えっ？ Eh?
Mimasaka： えっ？ EH?!
Girl： ええっ どうしてえ！ Ehhh! Whyyy!
Girl： 体が勝手に・・・ My body is moving on its own...!
Girl： やだ～！ Nooo!
Mimasaka： なっ えっ ちょっ・・・ Wha - Eh - Wai -
Fuji： ど・・・どーなってんだ・・・？ How did that happen...?
Saizaki's brother： どこだ 女子更衣室！ このあたりは文化部の部活スペースか 完全に迷ったな・・・ Where is the girls' locker room! Does the culture club do their activities around here? I'm completely lost...
Page 15 Saizaki's brother： ・・・しかしそういえば最近出した新キャラの文学少女の回は読者アンケートで４位と好評だった・・・ 彼女を再登場させる時に役に立つかもしれん 迷ったついでに少し見学して行くか・・・ ん？ B・・・G・・・ ボードゲーム部？ But come to think of it, the chapter with the new literature girl I recently introduced came in 4th in the reader polls. It might be useful when I re-introduce her. Should I go do a little observation while I'm lost? Hmm? B...G... Board game club?
Ashitaba： 王手 Checkmate.
Boy： うわっ ちょっと待ってください Uwah, hang on a minute!
Ashitaba： あ いいよ いいよ ゆっくり考えて Ah, it's fine, it's fine, just think it over slowly.
Saizaki's brother： 地味っ！ 取材の価値なし！ 次 Too subdued! No point in getting info here. Next.
Sign： 第３理科室 化学部 やってます 3rd science room Chemistry club Held here
Yasuda： ふ・・・ ふふふふふふふ Fu... Fufufufufufufu...
Page 16 Yasuda： 長い髪の毛・・・ グラビアのカラーページ・・・ 女子更衣室で拾ったティッシュ・・・ いちごキャンディ・・・ 保健室のカーテンの切れっぱし・・・ フ・・・フフ・・・完璧だ・・・ A strand of long hair... A gravure color page... A tissue I picked up in the girls' locker room... Strawberry candy... A scrap of the infirmary's curtain... Fu...fufu...it's complete...
Kid： 安田くんと本好くんは一体何を作ってるの・・・？ What on earth is Yasuda-kun making with Motoyoshi-kun...?
Kid： 安田くんは何かエッチな雰囲気をかもし出す物を煮出して媚薬を作りたいそうです 本好くんに至っては怖くて声すらかけられません It looks like he's boiling something with kind of a perverted feeling to it and making an aphrodisiac. He isn't saying anything about it because he's so scared of Motoyoshi-kun.
Saizaki's brother： 科学部か・・・ 理科室といえばやはり 爆発！ 爆発に巻き込まれた主人公がヒロインにひざまくらしてもらい その時スカートの中に頭を突っ込んでしまう展開はもうやった・・・ これをさらに上回る展開・・・展開・・・ 爆発・・・ The science club, huh. Speaking of which... Explosions! I've already done a scene where the protagonist, having been caught up in an explosion, sleeps with his head in the heroine's lap and then puts his head inside of her skirt... A scene that goes way beyond this...a scene that... An explosion
Page 17 Saizaki's brother： 二番煎じだな やめよう That's just rehashing it. Let's not.
Someone： ぐわあああああああ Guwaaaaaah!
Saizaki's brother： なっ・・・ Wha...
Boy： ちょっと何なの 今の爆発！ ふたりどもケガは？ What was that explosion just now! Are you two hurt?
Motoyoshi： 大丈夫です We're fine.
Saizaki's brother： こんな漫画のような出来事が現実で起こるだと・・・ 何かよくわからんがついてたな・・・ いっぱい写真を撮っておこう A manga-like incident like this happening in real life... I don't really understand but I'm in luck. I'll go ahead and take a lot of pictures.
Boy： 安田くん丸焦げじゃないか Isn't Yasuda-kun burned all over?
Motoyoshi： えっ・・・そうですか・・・？ 元々こんな肌色じゃありませんでしたっけ Huh...really? Didn't he have a skin color like this originally...?
Hades-sensei： これは・・・ 病魔の気配・・・？ ・・・いる・・・校内に・・・ まさか・・・ This is... The presence of a disease demon... Inside of the school... It can't be...
Page 18 Hades-sensei： この騒ぎの原因か・・・？ し・・・しかし どうしよう 保健室にこんなにたくさんケガ人がいるのに・・・ What's the cause of this whole mess...? B-but...what should I do...? There's so many hurt people in the infirmary...
Motoyoshi： 美っちゃん Micchan!
Ashitaba： いーから 行ってこいよ 別に 大したケガじゃねーし アシタバに救助を要請しよう It's fine, go. No one's really hurt bad. Let's ask Ashitaba to help out.
Saizaki's brother： やっぱり美徳に道案内を頼むか ・・・ん 保健室・・・ とくればやはり美人の保健の先生を妄想するのが定石だが 王道パターンはもうやり尽くしたからな・・・ 何かもっと意外性のある展開が・・・ Should I ask Minori for some help around after all? Hmm. The infirmary... When it comes down to it, having wild ideas about beautiful school nurses is a tried and true tactic but... I've already tried the easy way out... A scene with something more surprising in it...
Hades-sensei： じゃあ 行って来ま・・・ ん？ All right, I'm going - Hmm?
Saizaki's brother： ぬおおおっ Nuooooh!
Hades-sensei： あ・・・ あなたは・・・ Ah... Who are you..?
Saizaki's brother： こ・・・こっ こっちのセリフだ！ あ～びっくりした・・・ T-...th... That's my line! Ahh, you scared me!
Page 19 Saizaki's brother： はっ？ Huh?
Saizaki： それで・・・その人の特徴とかは覚えてる？ Then...do you remember any characteristics about the person?
Girl： 若い男の人でした ジャージにデニムのパンツ姿で・・・ He was a young man. He had on a jersey and jeans...
Saizaki's brother： 美徳！ Minori!
Saizaki： あらっ 兄さん？ Oh! Niisan?
Girl： 先生 あの人です！ デジカメで私たちの写真撮ってた変体！ Sensei, that's the person! He's the pervert that took pictures of us with his camera!
Saizaki： ええっ？ Huuuh?
Saizaki's brother： 取材が続行できん！ I can't keep on collecting information!
Hades-sensei： 待ってください え～今あなたは病魔というですね・・・ Please wait. Um, at the moment, you've got this thing called a disease demon...
Saizaki's brother： ま・・・まずい！ なんだか知らんが怒られる予感！ 考えろ 漫画家才崎善徳！ お前が主人公なら・・・この状況をいかにして打破する・・・？ く・・・ う・・・うう・・・ううう ぐぐぐ 廊下・・・ 衝突・・・ 巨乳・・・！ This is bad! I don't know what that is but I get the feeling it's making me mad! Think, manga-ka Saizaki Yoshinori! If you were the main character...how would you break through this situation...? Kuh... Uh...uuu...uuuh...gugugu... In the corridor... A collision... Big boobs...!
Page 21 Text： しかし 決死の逃走もむなしく・・・ 結局 みのり先生に肉体をハデス先生に精神をたっぷりお仕置きされたのだった But his desperate escape was in vain... In the end, he was plenty punished - in body by Minori-sensei and in spirit by Hade-sensei.
Editor： 才崎くん どうしたの そのケガ Saizaki-kun, what happened with injuries?
Saizaki's brother： ちょっと妹とけんかして・・・ それよりどうすかネーム 面白いでしょう I got into a little fight with my younger sister... Anyway, what do you think of the name? Interesting, right?
Editor： いや 何言ってんの ダメだよ 何いきなり「病魔」とか新しい設定勝手に出してんの いつも変態くさいことがマジになってんのはまぁいいけど No, what are you saying? I can't use this. What's with this all of a sudden, bringing out a new scene with this "disease demon" or whatever all on your own? Usually I'm all right with perverted scenes that turn out serious but...
Text： 週刊少年アフロ編集 鳥取雄三郎 Afro editor of a weekly boys' publication Tottori Yuuzaburou
Editor： とにかく今言ってたこと書き直して 明日までね！ Anyway, redraw what I just told you. You have until morning!
Saizaki's brother： はぁ と言うわけでまた取材に協力してくれ Right. ...is what he said so work with me in getting together some information.
Saizaki： 二度と許可しません！ I'm not giving you permission ever again!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34288Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 602012-04-20T11:06:40+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comProbably not my best work, blegh. Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Ashitaba： うわ～っ やばい 寝坊した！ も・・・もう走んなきゃ間に合わない あっ？ 藤くん？ な・・・何してるの・・・ Uwaaah! Crap, I overslept! J...jeez, if I don't run, I won't make it in time. Ah? Fuji-kun? Wh-what are you doing...?
Fuji： おす 何って登校と・・・あとメシ食ってるけど お前こそ 急がねーと遅刻じゃん Hey. "What...?" I'm going to school...and eating breakfast. Same to you. If you don't hurry, you'll be late.
Ashitaba： ふ・・・藤くんは急がなくていいの・・・？ F-Fuji-kun, is it all right for you not to hurry...?
Fuji： え？ 別に １分遅れようが１０分遅れようが大して変わんねーだろ まあでもお前は急いどけよ 俺のことはいいからさ Eh? It's doesn't matter. It doesn't matter much if I'm late by 1 minute or by 10. But you go ahead and hurry. I'll be fine.
Saizaki： 時田くん Tokita-kun.
Kid： はい Here.
Saizaki： 花巻さん Hanamaki-san.
Hanamaki： はい Here.
Page 2 Saizaki： 藤くん ・・・藤くん？ あら？ 具合でも悪いの？ Fuji-kun. Fuji-kun...? Huh? Are you not feeling well?
Ashitaba： あ！ 大丈夫です 寝てるだけなんで・・・ はは・・・ Ah! He's fine. He's just sleeping... Ha ha...
Saizaki： 美作くん Mimasaka-kun.
Mimasaka： はい Here.
Saizaki： 本好くん Motoyoshi-kun.
Motoyoshi： はい Here.
Ashitaba： ふ～ あぶなかった・・・ Fuu... That was close.
Mimasaka： よくやんな オマエも 自業自得なんだから放っとけよ Stop doing that so much. He'll get what he deserves so just leave him alone.
Ashitaba： うーん・・・でも僕 朝 藤くん見捨てて来ちゃったから・・・ どうにも罪悪感が・・・ Mmm...but this morning I left Fuji-kun behind and came... I can't help but feel guilty...
Motoyoshi： 早いうちに縁切っといた方がいいよ・・・ アシタバくんなんて人が良いから大人になってからきっと寄生されるよ It would be better to sever your relationship while you still can. Ashitaba-kun, because you're nice to people, after you become an adult, you'll definitely be leeched off of.
Mimasaka： 本好 言葉はもっとオブラートに包め！ Motoyoshi, say things more indirectly!
Motoyoshi： でも時には心を鬼にしないと藤のためにもならないでしょ But it won't do Fuji any good if you don't harden your heart sometimes.
Mimasaka： オマエは常に鬼じゃねーか Your heart is always hard.
Page 3 Kaburagi： あれ？ 先生 この食器どうしたんですか？ Huh? Sensei, what's with these bowls?
Hades-sensei： ああ それね・・・藤くんがたまに朝ご飯食べながら学校に来る時のものだよ 本当は持って帰って欲しいんだけど Ahh, those...Fuji-kun sometimes eats breakfast on his way to school. To be honest, I need him to take them home with him.
Fuji： だーからある程度量が溜まったらちゃんと持って帰るって まとめて持って帰った方が効率いいだろ Like I said, when they accumulate to a certain amount, I'll take them home. Letting them pile up and then taking them home is efficient.
Mimasaka： 何が効率だ What's efficient about that?
Fuji： ズボラなだけじゃない それよりアシタバ お前の唐揚げうまそうだな 俺のみょうがと交換しようぜ I'm not just being sloppy. Anyway, Ashitaba - your fried food looks tasty. I'll trade you my ginger for it.
Mimasaka： みょうがと唐揚げが釣り合うかよ You think ginger and fried food balance each other out?
Ashitaba： ・・・だ 駄目 N... No.
Fuji： え？ Huh?
Ashitaba： み・・・美作くんの言う通りだよ！ せめて伊勢エビ級のおかずと交換じゃないと・・・ この唐揚げは渡せないよ！ It's just like Mimasaka-kun said! You have to trade at least a lobster-grade side dish. I can't hand over my food!
Fuji： な・・・ なんだと てめぇ・・・！ Wh... What did you say, you bastard!
Page 4 Hades-sensei： めずらしいね・・・ アシタバくんが藤くんに怒鳴るなんて・・・ なにかあったの？ That's unusual... Ashitaba-kun yelling at you... Did something happen?
Fuji： え？ 別になんもねーけど 虫の居所が悪かっただけじゃねーの 一日寝りゃ元通りだろ Huh? Not really. He was just in a bad mood. If he sleeps for a day, things will go back to normal.
Hades-sensei： 藤くんならまあそうかもしれないけど If it's you, you might be right.
Fuji： じゃあ 俺 そろそろ帰るわ Well, it's about time I went home.
Hades-sensei： あ・・・ちょっと待って そろそろこの漫画の本をどうにかすることを考えてくれないかな・・・ さすがに整とんしきれなくなってきたんだけど Ah, hang on a minute. I was thinking it was about time for you to do something about those manga books... It really has gotten impossible for it to be kept tidy.
Fuji： し・・・仕方ねーじゃん いつどのマンガが読みたくなるかわからねーだろ！ 卒業までにはなんとかするって！ T-that can't be helped! I don't know which ones I've already read. I'll do something about it before graduation.
Text： しかし翌日になっても翌々日になってもアシタバの態度は変わることなく But even the next day and the day after that, Ashitaba's attitude didn't change.
Fuji： アシタバ 次の授業なんだっけ Ashitaba, what's our next class?
Ashitaba： さあ 自分で調べたら・・・？ Who knows. How about you find out for yourself...?
Fuji： なぁ 頼むよ アシタバ Hey, I've got a favor to ask, Ashitaba.
Ashitaba： 一生のお願いなら聞かないからね If you're gonna say "pretty please" then I won't listen.
Text： むしろどんどん厳しいものへと変わっていくのだった Instead, he gradually turned strict.
Page 5 Fuji： ったく なんだっつーの アシタバの奴 言いてーことあんなら言えってんだ・・・めんどくせー Jeez, what's with Ashitaba? If he's got something to say to me, he needs to say it. So annoying.
Title： なまけものブルース Lazy Person Blues
Fuji： ゲーセン・・・ そういや格ゲーの新作そろそろ稼動する時だな・・・ 気晴らしに寄るか An arcade... That's right, they're about to put out a new fighting game... Should I stop by and hang out?
Salaryman： あ～・・・ Ah...
Page 6 Salaryman： 働きたくねぇ～・・・ ん？ あれ？ 今の 俺 口に出てた？ 悪いなあ 希望あふれる少年にネガティブな独り言聞かせちゃって まあ 気にせずゲームやんなよ I don't want to go to work. Hmm? Huh? Did I slip that out just now? Sorry. Saying negative things to a young boy overflowing with hope... Well, play your game without worrying about it.
Salaryman： そうそうそれでいい 子供は遠慮するモンじゃない Right right, that's fine. Children don't hold back.
Page 7 Salaryman： なあなあ なんで俺こんな時間にスーツ姿でゲーセンなんかいると思う？ ホント「今日は平日」 Hey, hey, are you wondering why I'm at an arcade at a time like this wearing a suit? Really, "today is a weekday."
Fuji： 気にすんなって言っときながら気になること言うな！ Don't tell me what you're worried about while I tell you that I don't care!
Salaryman： いやあ それがさあ 今日微妙に寝坊してさあ Well, that's the thing, I overslept a little.
Fuji： 聞いてねーよ I'm not listening.
Salaryman： 会社的には１分も１０分も遅刻は遅刻なわけよ どーせ「電車が遅れた」って言い訳するつもりだったし のんびり朝メシ食うかと思ってさあ そしたらお腹いっぱいになっちゃって・・・昨日 寝不足だったこともあってさあ As far as my company goes, late is late, whether it's 1 minute or 10. Anyhow, I planned on giving them, "The train was late" as an excuse...I thought I'd eat my breakfast at my leisure. Then I could get full...yesterday I didn't get a lot of sleep, y'know.
Fuji： ん・・・？ Hmm?
Salaryman： 結局会社休んじゃった どうしよう俺 In the end I took a day off from work. What should I do?
Fuji： 知るか！ 今からでも行って土下座してこいよ なんだこいつ スゲーイライラする・・・ それに・・・なんだ？ どっかで会ったことあるような・・・ ・・・萎えた 俺帰るわ 仕事しろよ おっさん How should I know! Now go to work and kneel down on the ground! What's with this guy? I'm getting really irritated... Also...what is it? It's like I've met him somewhere before... Well, I've lost steam. I'm going home. Go to work, ossan.
Salaryman： そう言わずもうちょっと付きあえよ！ 一生のお願い こんなかなり切ない状況の俺に出会ってしまったのもまた運命だろ Don't be like that - hang out with me a little bit more! ??? It must be fate that you met me during such a heartwrenching time.
Page 8 Salaryman： ハァ なんだか懺悔したらヤニ恋しくなってきた 少年 ちょっとそこの俺のカバン取って Huh. I kind of start wanting a smoke when I confess. Boy, pick up my bag over there.
Fuji： てめーのリーチ県内にあんだろーが 手ェ伸ばして取れ！ It's within your reach! Reach your hand out and pick it up!
Salaryman： あれ タバコ無いなぁ Huh. I don't have any cigarettes.
Fuji： 買いに行ってなんかやらないからな なんでだ・・・早く帰りたいのに こいつから目が離せない・・・ Why don't you just go by some more or something? Why...even though I want to hurry up and go home... I can't take my eyes off of him...
Salaryman： 未成年にそんなことさせねーよォ 仕方ねー 買いに行くか・・・しかし小便にも行きたいな・・・ よし こうしよう 俺はタバコを買いに行くから 少年は俺の代わりにトイレへ行って来て I can't get a minor to get something like that. Can't be helped. Should I go buy some? But I need to go take a piss too... All right, I'll do it like this. I'm going to buy some cigarrettes so You go to the toilet instead of me.
Fuji： 行けるかァ 俺の膀胱はてめーと共用じゃねぇよ あれ・・・なんだ・・・？ この感じ こいつ・・・まさか・・・ Like I could! I don't share my bladder with you! Huh...what's... This feeling... This guy...can't be...
Salaryman： ふわ～あ・・・ あ～めんどくせェ～ Fuwaah... Man, so annoying...
Page 9 Fuji： これ・・・俺だ・・・ どっかで会ったどころの話じゃねー このくそリーマン俺にやたらと似てねーか・・・？ ・・・お おい・・・！ おっさん・・・ つかぬことを聞くけどよ・・・ 目玉焼きには何かける？ This is...me... It's not a matter of where I've met him before... Doesn't this shitty salaryman resemble me a lot...? H... Hey...! Ossan... This is kind of an abrupt question to ask but... What do you put on fried eggs?
Salaryman： 塩 Salt.
Fuji： 将来の夢は？ What's your dream for the future?
Salaryman： 金持ちニート To be a rich NEET.
Fuji： 好きな女のタイプは？ What type of girl do you like?
Salaryman： 口やかましくない女の子 A girl who doesn't nag me.
Fuji： 何してる時が一番幸せ？ What are you the happiest doing?
Salaryman： 寝てる時一択！ The only option is when I'm sleeping!
Fuji： ぜ・・・全部一緒にくそったれ・・・！ 仕事休んで昼間からゲーセンに入り浸ってるような大人と・・・俺は・・・ こ・・・このイライラはまさか・・・ 同属嫌悪ってヤツなのか・・・？ All my answers are the same as this shithead's...! Am I going to be an adult who takes off from work and hangs around arcades in the middle of the day...? Th-this irritation can't be... Do I dislike this guy because he's the same as me?
Page 10 Fuji： ・・・出るぞ We're going.
Salaryman： えっ？ Huh?
Fuji： あんたの切ない休日に付き合ってやるって言ってんだよ！ I said I'm not going to hang out with you on your miserable day off!
Salaryman： ええっ？ Huuuh?
Fuji： おい あんた サラリーマンなら名刺くらい持ってねーのかよ Hey, since you're a salaryman, you have a business card, right?
Salaryman： え？ そりゃあ持ってるけどこんなもん欲しいわけ？ まあ俺も中坊くらいの頃はこういう大人びたモンに憧れはあったけど Huh? I have one but what do you want with something like this? Well, I wanted things that were adult-like too around the time I was in middle school...
Fuji： こっから近いな 行くぞ It's close by here. Let's go.
Salaryman： さっきからどこへ向かってるんだよ 少年 Where have we been heading off to, boy?
Fuji： あんたの会社だよ Your workplace.
Salaryman： えっ？ Huh?!
Fuji： くろリーマンが世話焼かすんじゃねえよ めんどくせぇ Fucking salaryman causing me problems. So annoying...
Page 11 Fuji： ギャアアアアアアアアア てってってめぇぇえ ブン殴られてーか ああ？ Gyaaaaaah! Y-y-y-you fucking bastard! You want me to kick your ass?! Huh?!
Salaryman： いやだ・・・お願いやめてくれ 会社だけは・・・ 会社にだけは行きたくないんだよ～！ I don't want to...please stop...work... Work is the only place I don't want to go to...!
Fuji： どうせ明日行かなきゃなんねーんだろ 今のうちに腹くくれ！ You've at least gotta go tomorrow. Prepare yourself for the worst while you still can!
Salaryman： 明日でいいなら明日でいいじゃん とにかくダメだってば 会社は～ 俺の体の中の何かが行くなって訴えてんだよ～！ If I can go tomorrow, I'll go tomorrow. Anyway, I can't go to work. Something in my body called for me not to go!
Fuji： 何かってなんだ！ 適当な事言うじゃ・・・ ね・・・ What something? Don't say vague... Things...
Salaryman： そりゃあ頭じゃわかっちゃいるよ・・・行かなきゃダメなのは・・・ でも体が～言う事を～聞かなくて～ My mind understands...that my body can't move... But...my body...won't do...what I tell it to...
Page 12 Fuji： うそだろ これ・・・びょ・・・ 病魔？ な・・・ マジかよ こいつ・・・本格的にめんどくせーモン拾っちまった・・・ とはいえ放っといても大したこともなさそうだし・・・ 見なかった事にしちまうか・・・？ No way. It's...a disease... Disease demon...? Wha... For real? This guy...I've really picked up an annoying person... Although it doesn't seem too serious even if I leave him alone. Should I pretend I didn't see him...?
Future Fuji： あ～あ 働きたくねーなっと Ahh, I don't want to go to work...
Text： ～１０年後の藤～ Fuji 10 years in the future
Fuji： おい 起きろ くそリーマン 会社はひとまずいいから別んとこ行くぞ！ Hey, get up, you damn salaryman. Forget about work for now - we're going somewhere else!
Salaryman： えっ 何？ 何？ 何いきなりキレてんだよ・・・最近のガキ怖ぇな・・・ Eh? What? What? What's made you snap all of a sudden...? Kids these days are scary...
Text： こうして見知らぬくそリーマンと自分の将来を重ねてしまった藤は And so, with the shitty salaryman he didn't know and Fuji, whose own future had piled up -
Salaryman： あぁ～体が勝手に Ahh, my body is moving on its own -
Fuji： ちょっ そこはやめろ！ Wait - stop right there!
Text： 自分の未来のためこのくそリーマンを助けることに決めたのだった He decided to help the shitty salaryman for the sake of his own future.
Page 13 Fuji： フラフラフラフラしやがってやる気あんのか てめー！ You trying to drag ass around, huh, you bastard!
Salaryman： あるよあるよ 超あるよ 会社じゃないならどこへでも行くよ I am, I am, I really am. If it's not my company, I'll go anywhere.
Fuji： じゃあ大人しく俺のあとをついて来い！ Well, then just quietly come along behind me!
Salaryman： まあまあ そうカリカリするなよ な～んか少年俺の兄貴みたいだなあ 俺の兄貴がまたできた奴でさー 何でもできんのよ 本当 今の会社も兄貴のコネで入ったんだけど 俺会社で「出がらしくん」って呼ばれてんのハハッ うまいこと言うよなー！ Now, now, don't be so irritated. You kind of remind me of my aniki, boy. It's also because of something my aniki was able to do. He can do anything, really. I got into my current job with my aniki's connections. At my job, I'm called, "doesn't seem like he's gonna come in", ha ha! Pretty good description, huh?
Fuji： うるせえ これ以上俺との共通点増やすんじゃねえ！ くっそ・・・！ こんな調子じゃ日が暮れちまう 俺がこいつを連衡するだけじゃ足らねぇ・・・なら 目的（せんせい）を呼ぶ！ Shut up! Don't increase what I have in common with you anymore! Shiiit. At this rate I'm going to run out of sunlight. If just teaming up with him isn't enough... I'll call sensei!
Hades-sensei： はい派出須逸人でございます Hello, this is Hades Itsuhito.
Fuji： おい！ 今学校か！ Hey! Are you at the school right now?
Page 14 Salaryman： 何？ この人が今から会いに行こうとしてる人 まぁ 任せて俺から説明する What? Is this person the person we're trying to go see? Well, leave it to me, I'll explain things.
Fuji： あっ Ah!
Hades-sensei： もしもし 藤くん？ どうしたの？ 君が電話なんて・・・何か・・・ Hello, Fuji-kun? Is something wrong? To think that you'd call me - did something -
Salaryman： あ～もしもし 代わりました ・・・あ・・・ッ あれ・・・？ 電・・・波・・・が おかし・・・よく・・・聞こえるなッ・・・ Ahh, hello, he put me on. Ahh, huh...? The reception...is... Strange...I can't hear you...well...
Hades-sensei： 藤くん？ 藤くん！ Fuji-kun? Fuji-kun!
Fuji： くそリーマン てめぇー！ You fucking salaryman!
Salaryman： ゴメンゴメン つい癖でさ～ よくやっちゃうんだよ Sorry, sorry. I did it accidentally out of habit. I do that a lot.
Fuji： ふざけんな いよいよブッ飛ばすぞ お前！ Don't fuck with me! I'm finally gonna beat the shit outta you!
Salaryman： まあまあ かけ直せばいいじゃん そんな怒ってばっかりだと将来ハゲるぞ 少年 Now, now, how about we call him back? If all you do is get so angry, you'll go bald in the future, boy.
Fuji： ハゲてたまるか！ ちっ・・・出やがらねぇ あいつ壊れたと思ったな・・・ また目を離した隙に お前 Like hell I will! Che...he won't frickin' answer. I thought he'd broken it... The moment I take my eyes off him again -
Page 15 Salaryman： ヘイ 少年・・・ しょ～おね～ん・・・ってば・・・ ネクタイつかんで歩くのはやめようよ～ お兄さんこう見えても大人だから一応自分の足で歩けるし Hey, boy... Boooy, I'm talking to you... Can you stop walking while holding my tie? Even if I may seem like an oniisan, I am an adult so I can walk by myself.
Fuji： うるさい Shut up.
Salaryman： 別にこんなマネしなくってももう逃げたりしないってば～ ほら周りの人ヘンな目で見てんじゃん！ な！ I'm telling you, I'm not going to do stuff like that anymore or try to run away or anything. Hey, the people around here are giving us strange looks. Hey!
Fuji： だまれ・・・ くそ・・・やっぱ徒歩はダメだ・・・誘惑が多いし 効率が悪い もう・・・ロープ買ってグルグル巻きにするしか・・・ ・・・ん？ そうだ タクシー！ 密室（クルマ）に押し込んじまえばこっちのもんだ！ 常伏中学校前！ Shut up... Shit...we really can't walk there...there are too many temptations...and it's not efficient... Jeez...I don't have any choice but to buy some rope and tie him up in it - Hmm? That's right, a taxi! If I shove him into a taxi, I'll be the winner here. To Tokofushi middle school!
Taxi driver： いいけどキミお金持ってるの？ All right but do have you any money?
Fuji： 後ろのおっさんが払うよ The ossan behind you is paying.
Taxi driver： 後ろのおっさんて誰だい？ What ossan behind me?
Page 16 Fuji： 常中前！ 全速力！ To Toko middle school! Step on it!
Salaryman： なんだよ 殴るこたないだろ～！ ホント最近のガキ加減知らなくて怖えなぁ・・・ What...you didn't have to hit me...! Kids these days really don't know how to go easy on people...scary...
Fuji： あ～しかし疲れた・・・ 車ん中じゃさすがのこいつもどーすることもできねーだろ ちょっと一眠りするかな・・・ え？ Ahh, but I'm tired... I don't expect even him to be able to do anything inside of a car. Should I take a nap for a bit...? Huh?
Salaryman： わからないんだ～自分でも・・・ どうしてここまで・・・目的を達成したくないのか・・・ I don't get it myself... Why so far...have I not wanted to reach my goal...?
Salaryman： あぁ～ 体が 勝手に・・・ Ahh... My body is... Moving on its own...
Fuji： おっさん！ せ・・・ Ossan! Se...
Page 18 Hades-sensei： ふ～・・・ Phew...
Fuji： ・・・繋がんねぇと思ったらこういうことかよ おせーよ バカ This is what happened when I thought the call hadn't connected. You're late, idiot.
Hades-sensei： 場所を教えてくれてたらもう少し早かったよ If you'd told me where you were, I would have been a little faster.
Salaryman： あ・・・あれ・・・？ H-huh...?
Mimasaka： なぁ アシタバよ おめー最近やたらと藤にキツいけどどーしたんだ？ よーやくガマンの限界か？ Hey, Ashitaba. Lately you've been really hard on Fuji - what happened? Did you finally get fed up with him?
Ashitaba： えっ？ いや・・・ち 違うよ・・・それがさ・・・ 本好くんが「たまには心を鬼にしないと」って言ってたじゃない あれ聞いて僕もしかしたら藤くんのこと甘やかしすぎんじゃないかって思って だから・・・ Eh? No...it's...it's not that, it's just... Motoyoshi-kun said, "You need to harden your heart once in a while." When I heard that, I thought perhaps I have been too easy on him... So...
Page 19 Ashitaba： えっ・・・ うそ・・・窓際のベッド ピカピカ・・・ Eh... No way...the bed by the window... It's sparkling...
Mimasaka： 藤どうした！ おめー転校すんのか！ Fuji, what's wrong! Are you changing schools?!
Fuji： しねーよ うるせーな I'm not, shut up.
Ashitaba： 藤くん・・・ Fuji-kun...
Fuji： ケジメだ ケジメ It's the right thing to do.
Mimasaka： そのセリフいつだったかも聞いたぞ・・・ I've heard that line once before...
Ashitaba： わかってくれたんだね He understood...
Fuji： あんな大人にだけはならない！ I just don't want to become an adult like that!
Text： くそリーマンこと真昼間真一との出会いは藤の価値観を大きくゆるがした・・・が ベッドは一週間で元に戻った Meeting the shitty salaryman Mahiruma Shinichi shook up Fuji's values greatly...but... Within a week, the bed was back to normal.
Hades-sensei： 藤くん・・・ Fuji-kun...
Fuji： 今度！ 今度片付けるから！ Next time! I'll clean it up next time!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34275Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 592012-04-19T04:47:51+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Text： 朝 Morning
Hanamaki's mom： きゃーっ 寝すごしたぁっ いけない 皆のお弁当作らなきゃ Kyaa, I slept too long! Oh, no, I have to make everyone's bentous!
Text： 専業主婦・母 花巻美木 （３８） Housewife and mother Hanamaki Miki, 38
Hanamaki： ぶわああ もうこんな時間 どうしよう 学校遅刻しちゃう Buwaah, it's already this late?! What am I going to do? I'm going to be late for school!
Text： 中学生・長女 花巻美玖 （１４） Middle school student and oldest daughter Hanamaki Miku, 14
Mitsuru： うわああ やっべえ 制服ペシャソコ 俺いつのまに下敷きにして寝たんだ・・・？ Uwaah! Oh, crap, my uniform is flattened! I didn't notice that I'd slept with it underneath me!
Text： 高校生・長男 花巻満 （１７） High school student and eldest son Hanamaki Mitsuru, 17
Text： 菓子職人・父 花巻繁 （４３） Pastry chef and father Hanamaki Shigeru (43)
Hanamaki's dad： もう作っておきました ついでなので子供たちの分も 満 制服出しなさい アイロンかけておきますから I've already made them. And while I was at it, I made the childen's as well. Mitsuru, put out your uniform. I'll iron it for you.
Mitsuru： 父さん ゴメン マジ助かる Otou-san, I'm sorry, you really saved my hide!
Hanamaki's dad： 美玖 先にご飯食べなさい その間に寝ぐせ直しておいてあげますから ほら マーガリン食べない Miku, go ahead and eat your breakfast. While you're doing that, I'll fix your bed hair for you. Hey, don't eat the margarine.
Text： 花巻家は そそっかしい母と無自覚ドジの息子とあがり症の娘を しっかり物の父が支えることでなんとか平和を守っていた The Hanamaki household Is made up of a careless mother, a son unware that he's clumsy, and a painfully shy daughter. Since they're supported by the level-headed father, they somehow maintain harmony.
Page 3 Hades-sensei： えっ・・・ あがり症を直したい？ Huh? You want to cure your shyness?
Title： パニックガール奮闘記 The Tale of the Panic Girl's Struggle
Page 4 Hades-sensei： どうしたの 突然 別に花巻さんは今のままで何もおかしいことないと思うけど 何かあったの・・・？ Did something happen suddenly? I didn't think there wasn't anything strange going on with you right now. Is there anything wrong...?
Hanamaki： あ う そ・・・その！ 実は・・・ Ah Uh... Th...that's! To be honest...
Cellphone： お父さん お店 かれさま。 の人手が足りなくて困 ます。 美玖、学校が終 たら手伝って貰えませ ？ Otou-san I'd really appreciate it Since we don't have enough helpers, we're in trouble. Miku, when school is over Can you come help out?
Hanamaki： わ・・・私のお父さん・・・駅前でケーキ屋さんをやってるんです お父さんにはいつも助けてもらってばっかりなので ぜひ 手伝いしてあげたいのですが な・・・なにぶん私はすっごくドジだし・・・あがり症だし・・・ かえって迷惑にならないか ふ・・・不安で・・・ M...my father works as a baker in front of the station. Since otou-san is always just helping us... I want to help him no matter what...anyway, I'm really clumsy and I'm incredibly shy... I'm more worried about not making trouble for him...
Hades-sensei： 大丈夫だよ 僕は・・・接客に一番大切なのは誠意とまごころだと思うけど 花巻さんはどっちも欠かさずにきちんとお手伝いできると思うよ It's going to be okay. I think the most important things when it comes to serving customers are sincerity and devotion. I believe you'll be able to help out without failing to do either of those things.
Kaburagi： 先生 優しい～・・・ Sensei is so nice...
Ashitaba： 鏑木さん おハシ食べてるよ！ Kaburagi-san, you're eating the chopsticks!
Mimasaka： ケーキか・・・ Cake, huh...
Page 5 Mimasaka： よー花巻 オマエのとーちゃんの仕事オレらも手伝ってやろうか？ Hey, Hanamaki, how about we help out at your dad's work too?
Mimasaka： エンリョすんなよ 「女子の困るところに美作あり」だぜ Don't hold back. "Mimasaka is there when girls are in trouble!"
Fuji： なんだそりゃ What the heck is that?
Mimasaka： オマエらみんな行くだろ？ Are you guys going too?
Kaburagi： うん いいよ Mm, that's fine with me.
Ashitaba： 僕で役に立てるなら行きたいけど・・・ I'd like to go if I can be of any help...
Fuji： 俺はパス なんだよ その目は つーかそんな素人の人手ばっかりあってもかえって困るだろ！ I'll pass. What's with those looks? I mean, if you have people working who are nothing but amateurs, it'll cause trouble instead, right?
Mimasaka： うーむ それは確かにそうかもしれねーな・・・ 花巻 ちょっくらとーちゃんに確認取ってくれよ！ Hmm, well, that's probably true... Hanamaki, go and confirm it with your dad!
Hanamaki： は・・・はい！ Y-yes!
Hanamaki's dad： もちろん大歓迎ですよ！ Of course they're more than welcome to!
Page 6 Hanamaki's dad： 今日はみんなありがとうございます お仕事が終わったら好きなだけケーキをごちそうしますね Thanks so much for helping today, everyone. When you're all done working, I'll treat you all to as much cake as you want.
Ashitaba： 優しそうなお父さんだね よかった・・・ Your dad seems nice. I'm glad...
Hanamaki： え？ う・・・うん あんまり怒ったこととかない・・・かな Eh? Y-yes... He doesn't get mad that often...
Kaburagi： 私力仕事得意です！ Manual labor is my strong point!
Hanamaki's dad： そうなんですか？ だったらフロアより厨房に入ってもらおうかな Is that so? Then, you can go into the kitchen rather than the floor.
Mimasaka： とーちゃんそれだけはやめた方がいい Tou-chan, you'd better stop her there.
Kaburagi： なによー What?!
Hanamaki： 頑張らなきゃ・・・みんなまで手伝いに来てくれてるんだし 台本（ノート）見てるヒマはないわ・・・！ とになくまずは落ち着くのよ美玖！ I have to try my hardest...everyone came here to help out. I won't get a chance to look at my notes...! Anyway, first off, calm down, Miku!
Page 7 Hanamaki： い・・・ いらっしゃいまっ We... Welco -
Mimasaka： やばい とーちゃん 花巻が盛大にベロ噛んだ Oh, no, tou-chan, Hanamaki bit her tongue really badly!
Hanamaki's dad： ええっ？ Huuuh?
Lady： な・・・何？ 今の私のせい？ Wha...what? Was that my fault just now?
Ashitaba： あ・・・あの お気になさらず・・・はは・・・ Ah, um...please don't worry about it, ha ha...
Hanamaki's dad： 脱脂綿つめときましょうね Let's pack it with absorbent cotton.
Hanamaki： うっうっろめんなひゃい～ Uuuh...Ah'm thowwy...!
Kaburagi： なんの！ まだまだこれからよ 花巻さん！ Well! It's just begun, Hanamaki-san!
Hanamaki： はっ・・・はい！ 頑張ります！ いらっしゃいませっ・・・あっ 言えたっ！ R-right! I'm going to do my best! Welcome! Ah... I said it!
Ashitaba： ハードル低いなぁ That's a low hurdle...
Page 8 Hades-sensei： こんにちは・・・ Good afternoon.
Mimasaka： バレバレなんだよ We know exactly who you are!
Hades-sensei： な・・・なんのことでしょうか・・・？ W-what are you talking about...?
Mimasaka： ま・・・まあいいけどよ 別に・・・ W-well, I guess it's okay...
Hanamaki： ごちっごっ・・・ ご注文はっ・・・ Yo-yo- Your order...
Hades-sensei： 全種お願いします Please give me every kind.
Hanamaki： ひえっ ぜ・・・全種？ Hieeh! E...every kind?!
Mimasaka： いいのかよ先生 こんなことに給料はたいて Is that okay, sensei? You're gonna use up your salary on something like this -
Hades-sensei： それはもう・・・！ こんな有意義な給料の使い方したの初めてだよ・・・ いつもはホームセンターで木材とかしか買わないからね Oh...this is the first time I've used my valuable salary like this... I usually only buy lumber and things like that at the hardware store.
Ashitaba： こんなに買ってどうするんですか・・・？ What do you plan to do by buying so many...?
Hades-sensei： 三途川先生に差し上げようと思ってるんだ あの人甘い物は底なしだから・・・ はっ じゃ・・・じゃなくて・・・その・・・ I'm thinking of giving them to Mitogawa-sensei. That woman is a bottomless pit for sweets. Ah... That's not -
Hanamaki： お・・・おっ おまたせいたしましたあっ！ So...so... Sorry to keep you waiting!
Page 9 Text： 苺のショートケーキ ３２０円 ザッハトルテ ３６０円 ホワイトモンブラン ４００円 紫芋のモンブラン ４００円 フルーツタルト ３５０円 ブルーベリーシフォン ３２０円 レアチーズケーキ ３５０円 リンゴのシブースト ３２０円 苺のミルフィーユ ４００円 ミルクレープ ３６０円 計 ３、５８０円 Strawberry shortcake 320 yen Sachertorte 360 yen White mont blanc 400 yen Purple sweet potato mont blanc 400 yen Fruit tart 350 yen Blueberry chiffon 320 yen Layer cheesecake 350 yen Apple chiboust 320 yen Strawberry mille-feuille 400 yen Mille crepe 360 yen Total: 3,580 yen
Hanamaki's dad： どうしたんでしょうか？ フロアの方騒がしいですね・・・ 美玖 どうし・・・ What's going on? It's noisy out on the floor... Miku Is something -
Mimasaka： あれ・・・とーちゃん怒ったか？ Ah...tou-chan, are you mad?
Hanamaki's dad： え？ いえいえいえいえ そんな・・・ それより お客様！ すみません 今すぐ拭くものー・・・ Eh? No, no, no, no, not at all... More importantly, sir, I apologize. I'll get something to wipe that off with immediately -
Page 10 Text： 気を取り直して Hanamaki pulls herself together and...
Hanamaki： いっ・・・ いらっしゃいませっ！ We... Welcome!
Mimasaka： 慣れてきてんじゃん Oh, you've gotten used to it!
Hanamaki： ごっ・・・ご ご注文はっ・・・ W-what will you be ordering -
Suzume： あたしレアチーズケーキ！ I'd like the layer cheesecake!
Kikka： う～んリンゴのシブースト Mmm, I want the apple chiboust.
Koko： ザッハトレテかな I'll have the sachertorte.
Tatsumi： フルーツタルトにしようかな I'll have the fruit tart.
Hanamaki： かしこまりました おひとつずつでよろっ・・・ All right. If you could tell me one at a time -
Suzume： あーやっぱモンブランいいなー モンブラン！ Ahh, the mont blanc is really nice. I'll have mont blanc!
Kikka： じゃあこっちの紫芋の方にしてよ そんでちょっとちょうだい Well, then I'll have the purple sweet potato one over there. So just give me a little.
Koko： 依然 サッハトルテ I still want the sachertorte.
Tatsumi： フルーツタルト・・・ I want the fruit tart...
Hanamaki： ごっ・・・ご注・・・ Y-your order...
Suzume： ん～でも ミルフィーユも捨てがたいしい Hmm, but, it's hard to cast aside the mille-feuille too.
Kikka： そんなこと言われたらあたしはミルクレープが気になってきた Now that you've said that, the mille crepe is on my mind.
Koko： リュウキのは一番安いヤツでいいんじゃない I think the cheapest one will be good for Ryuuki.
Tatsumi： ショートケーキとブルーベリーシフォンどっちが好きかしら Which do you think he'd like, the shortcake or the blueberry chiffon?
Page 11 Hanamaki： ザッハトレテと・・・ フルーツタルト ショートケーキ・・・ えっと・・・あと・・・あと・・・モ・・・モンブラン・・・モンブラン？ Sachertorte and a... Fruit tart. Shortcake... Um...and...and...mont blanc...mont blanc?
Hanamaki's dad： 紫芋のモンブラン Purple sweet potato mont blanc.
Hanamaki： あ！ え・・・えっと・・・ Ah! U-um...
Mimasaka： とーちゃん遂に厨房に戻らなくなっちまったな・・・ It's finally gotten to where tou-chan won't go back to the kitchen...
Ashitaba： 笑顔が逆に怖い・・・ His smile is rather scary...
Kaburagi： お会計１、６８０円になりまーす ありがとうございました Your total comes to 1,680 yen. Thank you so much!
Text： しかし 父親の監視やアシタバたちのフォローもむなしく 花巻さんはドジにドジを重ね遂に・・・ However, her father's observations and Ashitaba and company's cover-ups were in vain And blunder upon blunder piled up until finally Hanamaki-san -
Page 12 Ashitaba： ・・・遂にフロアを追い出されちゃったね 花巻さん・・・ Hanamaki-san finally got kicked out of the floor...
Mimasaka： ま・・・まあ 窓フキならさすがに失敗しねーさ 多分・・・ We...well, she won't mess up if she's cleaning the windows. Probably...
Fuji： あれ？ 花巻？ なんだ ケーキ屋の仕事って窓拭きのことかよ Huh? Hanamaki? What, your bakery job is washing windows?
Hanamaki： えっ・・・ ふ・・・ふ・・・！ 藤くん？ どっどどどどどどどうして・・・ Eh? Fu...Fu...! Fuji-kun?! W-w-w-w-why are you -
Fuji： いや たまたま通りかかったから・・・ お前！ 泡！ 泡！ Well, I just happened to be passing by... You - the foam, the foam!
Hanamaki's dad： こうすれば足がもつれて転ぶこともないし 手がすべっても私が支えることができます ですよね 美玖 もう失敗しませんよね If I go like this, her legs won't get tangled up and she won't fall down. Even if something slips out of your hands, I'll be able to support you. Right, Miku? We're not going to make mistakes anymore.
Mimasaka： な・・・なあ とーちゃん 許してやれよ！ なにも花巻だって悪気あってやってるワケじゃ・・・ H-hey, tou-chan, let her off the hook! It's not like she did anything out of meanness...
Hanamaki's dad： もちろんわかってますよ 我が家は妻も息子も娘もみんなこうなんです 私がいなければ何もできないのです・・・ ならば・・・こうやって・・・ Of course I understand that. At our house, my wife, my son and my daughter are all like this. If I wasn't there, they couldn't do anything. So, this way...
Page 14 Hanamaki's dad： 全ての行動を私が管理するしかないっ！ いいですか美玖 ケーキカットはこうするんです I have no choice but to control all of your movement! All right, Miku? You cut a cake like this!
Hanamaki's dad： 注 意 力 散漫！ You're Not Paying Attention!
Hanamak： ひゃうう Hyaaah!
Mimasaka： とーちゃん もうよせよ 客が寄り付かなくなるぞ！ Tou-chan, stop it already. The customers keeping their distance!
One of the kids： おじさん 落ちついてください Ojisan, please calm down.
Hades-sensei： ん・・・？ Hmm...?
Page 15 Hades-sensei： 病魔の気配・・・？ The presence of a disease demon...?
Mitogawa： やれやれ せっかくの変装が無駄になったな My goodness... I guess our disguises were for nothing.
Hanamaki's dad： う あ！ Uh... Ah!
Hades-sensei： 良かった・・・ お元気そうですね Thank goodness... It seems like he's all right.
Hanamaki's dad： わ・・・私は・・・ 一体・・・ I...I... Just what...
Mimasaka： なんでまたわざわざ違う変装して来るんだよ Why did you come all the way back here again in another disguise?
Hades-sensei： い・・・一回目はすぐにばれてしまったし 三途川先生もあっという間にケーキを平らげてしまったからね・・・ I...I got found out so quickly the first time... And Mitogawa-sensei ate all of the cake in the blink of an eye...
Page 16 Hanamaki's dad： 美玖・・・？ Miku...?
Hanamaki： ご・・・ごめんなさい お父さん ごめんなさい・・・！ わ・・・わたし・・・お父さんに仕事を手伝ってって言われて・・・すごくうれしかったのに け・・・結局全然役に立てなくて・・・足引っぱってばっかりで・・・！ ヒック みんなにも・・・たくさん迷惑かけて・・・ ごめんなさい ごめんなさい ごっ ごめんなさい・・・ I...I'm sorry. I'm sorry, otou-san. When you told me that I'd be helping you out at work, I was really happy... In...in the end I couldn't help you at all...I didn't nothing but hold you back...! Hikku I caused everyone so much trouble... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry...
Page 17 Hanamaki's dad： それでもお父さんは 嬉しかったですよ まぁ・・・時には 美玖たちの予想外の行動に呆れることもあるけれど・・・ だからってお父さんはそんなみんなの世話を焼くことが嫌いなわけじゃないんですよ それに美玖は誠意とまごころをもってお客様に対応することができます！ 決して接客業に向いていないわけじゃない Even so, I Was really glad. Well, there's times When I'm really shocked by the unexpected things you and everyone does but... Nevertheless, I don't mind being a little too overly helpful with everyone. Besides, you have sincerity and devotion and you can interact with the customers! It's not like you'll never be cut out for the service industry.
Hades-sensei： ほら・・・ね！ See?
Hanamaki's dad： 慣れれば徐々に緊張もほぐれていくでしょう また たびたびお手伝いをお願いすることになりそうですが・・・ いいですか？ When you get used to it, you'll get rid of the nervousness little by little. It looks like I'll have to ask you to come back again and help me out often... Would that be all right?
Hanamaki： は・・・！ はいっ！ Y... Yes!
Page 18 Text： そして約束の And so, as promised
Hanamaki's dad： 色々あったことですし今日はもう店じまいにして・・・ 残ったケーキでお茶の時間にしましょうか A lot of things happened but the shop has already been closed up for the day... And now it's time for the leftover cake and tea.
Mitogawa： しめしめこれはいい時に来てしまったなあ Wow, I came at a nice time, huh.
Hades-sensei： 一応生徒たちのごほうびなんですからね あんまりハメを外さないで下さいよ・・・ Right now it's the student's reward. Please don't cut loose too much.
Hanamaki's dad： 美玖 紅茶を淹れてくれますか 上の戸棚です Miku, could you make some tea? It's at the top of the cupboard.
Hanamaki： えっ あっ はい！ Eh... Ah, yes!
Someone： ばんばって 花巻さん もうちょっとよ You can do it, Hanamaki-san! Just a little more!
Mimasaka： ムリすんな 一コずつでいいぞ Don't overdo it. Just one at a time is fine.
Hanamaki： は・・・ はい！ R... Right!
Page 19 Someone： 割らなかったね You didn't break them!
Someone： えらい That's great!
Hanamaki's dad： 前途多難ですねえ お嫁に行けるでしょうか・・・ She's going to have a lot difficulties ahead of her. I wonder if she'll be able to get married...
Hanamaki： きゃあっ！ やだっ・・・ お茶のパックとかつお出汁間違えちゃった・・・ Kyaaa! Oh, no... I mistook the tea pack for bonito flakes...
Mimasaka： なんでケーキ屋にかつお出汁置いてるんだよ 平然と飲むな 先生！ Why are there bonito flakes at a bakery? Don't just calmly drink it, sensei!
Hades-sensei： えっ？ だって折角花巻さんが淹れてくれたものだし・・・ Eh? But Hanamaki-san went out of her way to make it for us...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34261Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 582012-04-18T07:39:34+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comGonna apologize in advance because some parts of this might be shitty? I am terrible at translating...what is that, manzai? Shit, y'all. Can't say I didn't try. Anyway, reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Mimasaka： どらー！ 行ったぞ 藤ーっ！ 寝るなーっ 捕れーっ！ 起きろ！ Heads up! Here it comes, Fuji! Don't sleep, catch it! Wake up!
Someone： うわーっ 直撃！ 大丈夫か 藤？ Uwah, a direct hit! Are you all right, Fuji?!
Mimasaka： 何やってんだよ オマエ アホかーッ！ What are you doing! Are you an idiot!
Ashitaba： あーあー もう・・・！ 適当にやってるから・・・ Ahh, oh, jeez...! This is cause he wasn't playing seriously...
Page 2 Mimasaka： 思えばこういう正当な理由で保健室行くことってあんまりねーよな Now that I think about it, we don't really go to the infirmary for real reasons like this much.
Ashitaba： そういえばそうだね・・・ たんこぶの大きさが尋常じゃないんけど大丈夫かな藤くん Now that you mention it, that's true... The size of the bump isn't normal...I wonder if Fuji-kun is going to be okay...
Mimasaka： ま・・・まあ ちょっとくれー頭の形イビツな方がイケメンが際立つって！ W-well, he'd stand out a little as a cool guy with a crooked head shape...!
Ashitaba： 先生すっごく心配しそうだよね・・・ I think sensei is going to super worried...
Mimasaka： と・・・とは言えたまにはケガの手当てくらいさせてやらねーとな 先生も腕が鈍るだろ・・・はは・・・ Although if sensei doesn't treat our wounds every once in a while He'll lose his touch...ha ha...
Ashitaba and Mimasaka： 失礼しまーす・・・ Excuse uuuus...
Hades-sensei： はい・・・どうしたの Yes, what's wrong?
Mimasaka： 先生すまねえ 体育でちょっとやらかしちまって 藤の奴がー・・・ Sorry, sensei. I made a little something happen in gym class - Fuji -
Hades-sensei： ああ・・・藤くんまた気絶しちゃったの とりあえずベッドに寝かせて・・・状況を聞かせてくれるかな Ahh, Fuji-kun has fainted again? Let's lay him on the bed first...and you can tell me about the situation.
Mimasaka： あれ・・・ ノーリアクション？ Huh... No reaction?
Page 4 Mitogawa： はぁ・・・ Haa...
Hades-sensei： 今の僕の顔そんなに怖いんですか そういえば昼間来たアシタバくんたちの顔が妙に引きつっていたような・・・ Is my face that scary right now? Come to think of it, it seems like Ashitaba and the others who came for lunch were strangely stiff...
Mitogawa： もう怖いのを通り越してゴロテスクだぞ 君の顔を見ていたらダコワーズが食べたくなってきた It's already gone beyond being scary - it's grotesque. When I looked at your face, I wanted to eat dacquoise.
Hades-sensei： そうですか 今度買ってきます Really? I'll go buy some next time.
Mitogawa： 皮肉が通じんとは重症だな ・・・逸人くん 君・・・さては 最近 病魔（えいよう）を摂っていないだろう Not understanding sarcasm is a serious illness. Itsuhito-kun...I'm sure That lately you haven't been taking in disease demons.
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Eh?
Page 5 Hades-sensei： そう言えば最近は林間学校へ行ったり運動会に出場したり・・・ If I think about it, lately I've gone on the field trip and participated in the sports day...
Mitogawa： しょぼい病魔しか食ってなかったのが原因だろうな 心なしか感情表現も希薄だし 相当冷血（クルエル）が腹を空かせている証拠だろう おまけに最近サブキャラに出番を食われがちだし・・・ たるんでいる証拠だ！ 体調管理も主人公の仕事だぞ Eating nothing but dull disease demons could be the cause of this. It might be my imagination but his emotional expression is weak...it's considerable proof that Cruel is hungry. On top of that, your chances tend to get eaten by minor characters... It's proof that you've gone soft! Keeping in shape is the job of the protagonist!
Hades-sensei： はぁ そうですねえ Huuuh. Is that so.
Mitogawa： 君 反応が完全にお年寄りのそれだぞ この私をつっこみ役に回せるとは生意気な・・・ さて・・・ どうしたものかな 以前のように外部※からの情報を待つしかないか・・・ Your reaction is entirely an old person's. How cocky of you to use me in the tsukkomi role... Now then... What should I do? I don't have any choice but to wait for information from the same *outside source as before...
TEXT： ※ 猫 *Cats
Mitogawa： しかしそれまで逸人くんの身体がもつかはわからん 何か他の方法も視野に入れておかねば ・・・ん But I don't know how much of Itsuhito-kun's body it has a hold of. If I could just set my sights on another method... Hmm?
Page 6 Mitogawa： おや Oh.
Fuji： げ Geh!
Ashitaba： あ！ 三途川先生・・・ Ah! Mitogawa-sensei...
Mitogawa： どうした皆して仲良しだな What's up with this - everyone is acting all friendly.
Fuji： そんなじゃねーよ It isn't like that.
Mimasaka： 昼間 先生の様子おかしかったから見に行ってやろーと思ってな！ Sensei was acting strange at lunch so we thought we'd go see him.
Ashitaba： せ・・・ 先生の・・・顔のひび割れって確か先生の病魔のせいで出てきてるのなんですよね・・・ ハデス先生は・・・どうしちゃったんですか・・・？ Se... Sensei's cracks appearing have got to be because of a disease demon... Did...something happen with Hades-sensei...?
Mitogawa： そうだ いいことを思いついた 君たち 少々協力してくれんかね Oh, I just thought of a good idea. Can you all help me out a little bit?
Mimasaka： 美作です ２人合わせて ポテトサラダです！ I'm Mimasaka. The two of us together Are Potato Salad!
Ashitaba： いや何がポテトサラダやねん どのへんがポテトやねん ボクのこと言うてんやったらいてまうぞ！ Wait, what's Potato Salad? Who's the potato? If you say I am, I'm gonna hit ya!
Mimasaka： 何で？ いてまう程イヤかポテト？ Why? You hate potatoes so much you'd hit me?
Ashitaba： イヤに決まってるやろ お前がポテト役やれや！ Of course I do. You play the potato role!
Mimasaka： ポテト役ってなんやねん お遊戯か！ ほんならお前はサラダ役として何やるねん What the heck is the potato role? Is this a game! If so, then what are you going to do as the salad role?
Ashitaba： ポテトとからみ合い お口の中で絶妙なハーモニーを奏でる When you mix it together with potato, you play a beautiful harmony with your mouth.
Mimasaka： ホンマのポテトサラダか ポテト役とサラダ役のキャストの違いどこにあるねん What's the real Potato Salad? Where's the difference in casting with the roles of potato and salad?
Page 8 Hades-sensei： すごいねぇ Amazing.
Ashitaba and Mimasaka： えっ Huh?
Hades-sensei： ふたりとも息がぴったりだよ たくさん練習したんだねぇ 頑張ったねぇ・・・ You two really fit each other. That took a lot of practicfe, huh? You did really well.
Ashitaba： いや・・・あの 先生・・・まだネタ終わってないから・・・ No...um...sensei, we haven't ended the joke yet so...
Mitogawa： ち・・・だめか 改心のネタだったんだがなあ Che...no good, huh. I'd hoped the joke would fix him...
Fuji： おい 一体何のマネだよ Hey. What the hell are they doing?
Mitogawa： 逸人くんの病魔「冷血（クルエル）」は感情を食らう病魔 そして病魔は人の感情より生まれるもの 本来は冷血（クルエル）に病魔を食わせることで逸人くんの情緒を保っているが 感情を与えることさえできるのであれば・・・別にわざわざ病魔を食らわずとも良い Itushito-kun's disease demon Cruel is a disease demon that eats emotions. And disease demons are born from people's emotions. Under normal circumstances, disease demons are eaten by Cruel and that maintains Itsuhito-kun's emotions but... If we can just provide emotions for him...he doesn't exactly have to eat disease demons.
Fuji： じゃあ先生がいっぱい喜ぶことをしてあげれば・・・？ Then, if we could get sensei to be happy a lot...?
Mitogawa： ひとまずは危機を脱せるかと思ったんだが だめだな ニコリともせんとは I thought that would undo the crisis for now but Is it a bad idea? To think he won't even smile...
Fuji： 要は先生に強い感情を抱かせりゃいいんだろ？ だったら簡単だぜ So the bottom line is, we need to bring out in sensei strong emotions, right? Then that's simple.
Page 10 Hades-sensei： 悩みごとだね 君が・・・ものに当たるなんて・・・ I'm worried about you. That you'd lash out at something -
Fuji： うっ Uh -
Hades-sensei： 大丈夫・・・怖くないよ・・・誰にも言わないよ さあ・・・何を悩んでるのか先生に教・・・ It's fine. There's nothing to be afraid of. I won't tell anyone. Now...tell sensei what's bothering you -
Fuji： なんでもない！ なんでもねーから先生それ以上近寄んな！ There's nothing! There's nothing so don't get any closer than that!
Hades-sensei： 洗えば落ちるかな I wonder if it'd break apart if I wash it...
Kaburagi： そーいう先生がかわいそうなのはダメ！ Making sensei pitiful like that is off-limits!
Fuji： じゃあお前なんか案あんのかよ Well, then, you have any ideas?
Mitogawa： だめか・・・ No good?
Mimasaka： そうだ 色じかけは？ よしシンヤ 今すぐ水着に着替えるんだ That's right. How about seduction? Okay, Shinya, change into a swimsuit right now.
Kaburagi： えっ？ な・・・何言ってるの 意味わかんない！ Eh? Wh-what are you saying? I don't understand!
Mimasaka： いや～どうかな やってみる価値はあると思うぜ！ Well, how about it? I think it's worth a shot!
Kaburagi： そ・・・そんな N-no way...
Page 11 Kaburagi： でも・・・それで先生が助かるなら・・・ 私・・・ But...if I can save sensei with that... I...
Fuji： 鏑木なんかで釣れっかよ 変体じゃあるまいし Kaburagi-san as the bait? Don't be a pervert.
Ashitaba： 大人の人じゃないとだめなんじゃないかなあ It'll be a bad idea if it's not an adult.
Mimasaka： ば・・・バカ もーちょっとだったのに余計なこと言うな！ Y...you idiots, if it had just been a little more...don't say so much!
Yasuda： あ 今 水着の話してなかった？ Ah. Weren't you talking about bathing suits just now?
Mimasaka： してねぇよ 帰れ！ We weren't! Go home!
Ashitaba： や・・・安田くん 謹慎解けたんだね おめでとう・・・ Ya...Yasuda-kun. Your house arrest is over, right? Congrats...
Yasuda： おう まあ毎日学校には来てたんだけどな！ あれ？ ハデス先生どうかしたの？ Yeah. Well, I did come to school everyday, though! Huh? What's wrong with Hades-sensei?
Page 12 Yasuda： なるほど 感情をな・・・ これは安田くん厳選動画コレクションが火を噴く時が来たようだな 下半身（たましい）ゆさぶること間違いなし！ I see...emotions, huh... It looks like the time has come for Yasuda-kun's carefully selected movie collection to light a fire. You can't go wrong with shaking up the soul!
Mimasaka： お前 ちょっとは反省しろよ！ You need to rethink that a little bit!
Fuji： アホか お前 教師にそんなモン見せたら没収くらうに決まってんだろ Are you an idiot? If you show something like that to a teacher, they'd obviously confiscate it.
Kaburagi： えっ？ 動画って あの・・・なんか動物が面白いことしたりするようなやつのことじゃないの？ なんで没収なの？ Eh? About these videos...um...aren't they about animals doing interesting things and stuff like that? Why would they be confiscated?
Text： ヤギが変な声で鳴いたり Like goats making weird noises
Fuji： えっ？ Eh?
Yasuda： そうだよ！ 何想像してんだよ藤 That's right. What were you imagining, Fuji?
Fuji： はァ？ ちが・・・だ・・・だって安田と言えばだなぁ・・・ Huuh? That's not - b-but if we're talking about Yasuda -
Yasuda： なんだ君 女に興味ねぇみたいなふりしておいて ただのむっつりすけべだったか What's with you? You act like you don't have any interest in girls And you're just a grumpy pervert?
Mitogawa： 人のせいにするの良くないぞ It isn't good to put the blame on others.
Ashitaba： ね・・・ねぇ 早く先生 助けてあげようよ！ H-hey, let's hurry up and help sensei!
Motoyoshi： 安田 お前 滅菌アルコールもらいに行くのに何時間かかるの Yasuda. How long does it take you to go get sterilizing alcohol?
Yasuda： おっ 本好！ Oh, Motoyoshi!
One of the kids： いいところに You're just in time.
Page 13 Motoyoshi： なるほどね それだったらいいのがあるよ これ俺が趣味で育ててる 食べると笑いが止まらなくなる きのこの胞子なんだけど I see. If that's the case, then I've got something good here. I've been raising these as a hobby. When you eat them, you can't stop laughing. They're mushroom spores.
Fuji： 待て本好 Wait, Motoyoshi.
Motoyoshi： 美っちゃんが落ち込んでる時になんとかテンションを上げる方法はないかと考えて・・・ I was thinking about how there wasn't any way to put Micchan in a good mood when he's feeling down...
Fuji： なんでそれで辿りついた先がキノコの栽培なんだよ もっと健全なやつあるだろ 友達として So why is the idea you finally arrived at mushroom cultivation? You need something healthier than that, as a friend.
Motoyoshi： いきなり美っちゃんに使って失敗したらどうしようって思ってたんだ ちょうど良かった I had been wondering what I would do if it suddenly messed up when I used it on Micchan. This is a great opportunity.
Fuji： お前は美作以外の人間をなんだと思ってるんだ What do you think of people who aren't Mimasaka?!
Mitogawa： うーん 埒が明かんな・・・ Well, that didn't help much...
Mimasaka： なあ 要はどっかから病魔に罹った奴連れてくりゃあいいんだろ？ So, the bottom line is, we have to bring along someone from somewhere who's been caught by a disease demon, right?
Fuji： もう こんなまどろっこしいことやってらんねーよ めんどくせー Man, I'm not doing something that's such a pain in the ass. It's annoying.
One of the kids： そのあてがないから困っているんだよ That's kind of aimless so we'd have a hell of a time doing it.
Fuji： ねーなら作ってやる ちょっと待ってろ イライラしてきた もしもしお婆？ If we don't have a disease demon, we'll make one. Hang on a second. I'm getting irritated here. Hello, obaa?
Kaburagi： なんか藤くんかっこいー Fuji-kun is pretty cool.
Mimasaka： けっ Geh.
Page 14 Fuji： 今すぐ 女中さん全員に山蔵の生え際に意味深な視線を送るよう頼んでくれ え？ 気にしてる？ 知ってるよ ストレスこじらせねーと意味ねーし・・・いや こっちの話 I'm asking if you can get all the maids to make suggestive glances at Sanzou's receding hairline immediately. Huh? You're worried? I know. If stress doesn't make it worse, there's no point...oh, no, I'm just talking to myself.
Mimasaka： やめてやれよ 実の兄貴になんてひどい仕打ちをするんだお前は Stop it! You're treating your brother like a dog!
Fuji： 実の兄貴だし いいだろ別に あいつも先生に恩返ししたいって言ってたし He's my brother, it's fine. He said that he wanted to repay sensei's kindness so...
Mimasaka： こんな恩の返され方は先生も望んでないと思うよ？ Did you consider that sensei doesn't want to be repaid like that?
Text： 多分こんな病魔 「虚勢（ポーズ）」 He'd probably have this kind of disease demon: Pose
Fuji： ごちゃごちゃうるせーなぁ じゃどーしろって言うんだよ Oh, shut up your whining. Then, you tell me what we should do.
Hades-sensei： まあまあ 短気は損気 Now, now. It's not good to lose your temper.
Fuji： おめーのせいなんだよ This is your fault!
Hades-sensei： 熱い Hot!
Ashitaba： 藤くん Fuji-kun!
Mimasaka： ダメだ あいつイライラしすぎてワケわかんなくなってきてるぞ It's no good. He's too irritated and he's gone out of his mind.
Page 15 Mimasaka： だが 確かにこのままじゃ何も進展しそうにねーな・・・ But at this rate, it looks like we really aren't going to make any progress...
Kaburagi： やっぱりここで話してるだけじゃ解決しないわよ 外に手がかりを探しに行った方がよくない？ Just talking about it here really isn't going to settle things. Wouldn't it better if we went looking for clues somewhere else?
Motoyoshi： そうかな 俺はまだここで試せることあると思うけど Perhaps. I think we should still try something out here.
One of the kids： 「ハデス先生を笑わせられたら１００万円」とかいう噂を流すのは？ How about spreading a rumor like, "If you make Hades-sensei laugh, we'll give you a million yen"?
One of the kids： その１００万円どっから出るんだよ Where's that million yen going to come from?
Yasuda： 女装して女風呂に侵入すんのは？ すげぇ興奮すると思うけど How about dressing up like women and sneaking into the women's baths? I think it'll get us really excited.
Mimasaka： 安田 今から発言禁止 Yasuda, you're banned from talking for now on.
One of the kids： 俺ら全員で死んだふりするとか What about all of us pretending we're dead?
Kaburagi： そういうタチ悪いのはやめようよ！ Stop it with terrible stuff like that!
Hades-sensei： みんなすいぶん頑張るねえ そろそろ休憩にしたら You're all really working hard. How about taking a break soon?
Mimasaka： おう 悪いな 先せ・・・ Yeah, sorry, sen -
Ashitaba： 冷血（クルエル）って空気も読めなくなるものなんですか？ Is it because of Cruel that he can't even read the atmosphere anymore?
Mitogawa： どうだかなぁ I wonder...
Page 16 Text： こうして生徒たちはハデス先生の感情をゆさぶるため奮闘した And so the students worked hard to jolt Hades-sensei's emotions.
Kaburagi： 先生！ 町でいちばん面白いと噂の大道芸人さんを連れて来ました 笑ってください！ Sensei! I've brought along the person rumored to be the most interesting street performer in town. Please laugh!
Clown： どうも～ Hello.
Mimasaka： 町でいちばん怖いと噂の会談話す人連れて来たぜ！ 恐れおののけ！ I've brought along the person rumored to tell the scariest ghost stories! Shake in fear!
Man： よろしくお願いします Nice to meet you.
Ashitaba： 町でいちばんラブリーと噂の猫を連れて来まっ・・・ いたたいたたた痛い！ I've brought along the cat rumored to be the loveliest in town - Ow, ow, ow, owwww!
Kid： 何？ あの列 What's with that line?
Kid： なんかハデス先生を笑わせることができたら１００万円もらえるらしいよ It seems like if you can get Hades-sensei to laugh, they'll give you a million yen.
Kid： なんだそりゃ What's up with that?
Kid： お前挑戦しろよ Take the challenge!
Page 17 Hades-sensei： なんだ・・・この状況は・・・ What's with this situation...
Magician： 町でいちばん奇想天外と噂のマジシャンです I'm rumored to be the most out-of-this-world magician in town.
Hades-sensei： 夢か・・・まぼろしだろうか・・・ Is this a dream...? Is it an illusion...?
Man： 町でいちばんドＳと噂の足つぼマッサージです I'm rumored to be the most sadistic reflexologist in town.
Lady： 町でいちばんカワイイって噂のニューハーフでーす I'm rumored to be the cutest new half in town.
Hades-sensei： 保健室にこんなに・・・こんなに人が・・・ 何をしているんだ・・・僕は・・・ こんなことしてる場合じゃない・・・早く・・・ あ・・・ あ This...this many people in the infirmary... What am I doing... This isn't the time to be doing this...hurry... Ah... Ah.
Mitogawa： 逸人くん Itsuhito-kun!
Kaburagi： 先生！ Sensei!
Hades-sensei： あああああっ・・・そうだ・・・ お茶を・・・淹れないとー・・・ Ahhhhh...that's right. I need to make...tea...
Page 18 Hades-sensei： みんなさんっ・・・ 保健室へようこそおおおおおおおおおお Everyone... Welcome to the infirmary!
Text： 治った 翌日 He was cured. The next day
Mimasaka： 失礼しまーす 先生！ 悪い また体育でやらかしちまってさ 藤の奴 今度はテニスボールが直撃し・・・ Excuse us! Sensei! Sorry, I made it happen again in gym... This time, Fuji took a tennis ball straight -
Page 19 Mimasaka： て On...
Hades-sensei： テニスボールだって・・・？ そ・・・それで藤くんの容態は・・・ A tennis ball, you said?! T-then, Fuji-kun's condition...
Mimasaka： いや・・・まぁ たんこぶとあと気絶してて・・・ No...well, a bump came up and after that he passed out -
Hades-sensei： 一大事じゃないか ふう・・・ とりあえずこれでよし あとは・・・ ハンドパワーを注入して・・・ Isn't this a really serious matter?! Phew... This will do for now... After that... I'll inject some hand power... [T/N: If I have Googled and read about this correctly, this is like...using the energy from our hands? To cure someone? Seriously, I don't fucking know. I probably have this wrong so someone double check this?]
Ashitaba： せ・・・先生元に戻ってよかったね・・・？ T...thank goodness sensei is back to normal, huh...?
Mimasaka： うん・・・ Yeah...
Text： その頃の藤家 About that time at the Fuji house
Lady： あのう いつまで若の生え際注視してればいいんでしょうか・・・ だんだん気の毒になってきちゃって Um...how long should we stare at the young master's receding hairline? He's starting to look pitiful...
Lady： 麓坊ちゃんが何かお考えみたいですからねぇ・・・ 婆にはなんとも・・・ It seems to be something that Roku-bocchan thought up... I can't really...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34080Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 572012-04-02T22:06:15+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Suzume： ただいまー I'm home!
Text： 妹尾雀 （１５） ５人兄弟の四女 Senoo Suzume (15) The fourth daughter out of five siblings
Suzume： ん？ Hmm?
Letter： 亀花 竜美 虎子 雀 リュウキへ 帰ったばっかりですがまたすぐ日本を発つことになりました。 次の出張先はオーストラリアです。 パパ＆ママ 出張先のおみやげ To Kikka, Tatsumi, Koko, Suzume, and Ryuuki We had just got back but we had to leave Japan again immediately. Our next business trip destination is Australia. Papa and Mama A souvenir from our business trip
Suzume： また出張？ 仕事だかなんだか知らないけど残された子供の身にもなってよね・・・ったく・・・ ・・・あ ココ姉だ！ Another business trip? I have no idea what kind of job they have but put yourself in the place of the kids you've left behind...jeez... Ah. It's Koko-nee!
Page 2 Text： ここちゃん ごめん 悪い！ 部活の先輩達とメシ食いに行く流れになっちゃった 帰り遅いかも 買い物はまた今度な Koko-chan I'm sorry! Sorry! My plans to go eat dinner with my club senpais was cancelled. I'm probably going to be late getting home. We'll go shopping another time.
Suzume： キッカ姉は仕事だし 竜美姉は大学のゼミで帰り遅いし・・・ どいつもこいつもやんなっちゃう あとはー・・・ Kikka-nee is at work... And Tatsumi-nee is at a seminar at school, they're going to be late getting home... I've just about had enough of them all. All that's left is...
Sign： ハダカ女立入禁止 Naked girls stay out
Senoo： ・・・んが？ ...huh?
Page 3 Senoo： 俺の肉 My meat!
Koko： リュウキ 肉取りすぎ！ 没収 Ryuuki, you've eaten too much meat! I'm confiscating it.
Kikka： あたし春菊嫌い・・・リュウキ食べな I hate chrysanthemums...you eat it, Ryuuki.
Title： 妹尾家の日常とその対策 The Senoo Household's Everyday Life and That Counter-measure
Mimasaka： 保健室に来るヤツでこんなうるせーのひとりだけだろ なんかメンド臭ぇ予感すんなぁ・・・ There's only one guy that annoying who would come to the infirmary. I've got a feeling this is gonna be a pain.
Fuji： いたっけそんな奴 Who was it again?
Hades-sensei： 焦らなくても大丈夫だよ ちゃんと最後まで聞くから とりあえず落ちついて・・・ You don't have to be impatient. I'll hear you out. First off, calm down.
Senoo： これが落ちついていられるかっつーんスよ！ あ～あのクソ女真剣にガマンならねェ You think this will calm me down?! Ahhh! I seriously can't stand that freakin' girl!
Fuji： なんだ １年のイモ尾じゃん お前の声うるせーんだよ 廊下筒抜け Why, it's the first year bumpkin. Your voice is loud. We could hear you all the way out in the hallway.
Senoo： 妹尾！ It's Senoo!
Page 5 Senoo： 今 大事な話してんだよ！ ジャマすんなハゲ I'm having an important conversation right now! Stay out of it, baldy!
Fuji： だから誰のどこがハゲだっつーんだよ よく見やがれ フサフサ極まりないだろーが Who are you calling a baldy? Take a good frickin' look. It's as fluffy as it it can be.
Ashitaba： 藤くんてこの手の話題やけにムキになるなあ・・・ Fuji-kun's pretty touchy when it comes to that kind of subject...
Hades-sensei： まあまあ 藤くんも落ちついて 妹尾くん続きを聞かせてくれるかな・・・ Now, now, you calm down too, Fuji-kun. Senoo-kun, how about you continue telling me?
Senoo： はい！ それがですね どうもウチのアネキがビョーマにやられてるっぽいんです Right! Well, it seems like my older sister has been taken over by a disease demon.
Hades-sensei： それは・・・ 聞き捨てならないな・・・詳しく教えてくれる・・・？ That's... Something I can't let slip by. Can you tell me about it in detail...?
Senoo： 昨日の話です！ It was yesterday!
Ashitaba： それにしても先生のあのぬいぐるみによる癒し効果への絶対的な自信はどこからくるんだろうか・・・ Even so, where did sensei's absolute confidence come from that someone can be comforted by that stuffed animal...?
Text： 学校から帰ってきて疲れた俺は自分の部屋で昼寝をしていました そこへ突然ノックもなくアネキが現れ I had come home from school and being tired, I was taking a nap in my room. She came in without even knocking.
Page 6 Text： パンツ丸出しで俺の部屋に勝手に入ってくるなり As soon as she came in my room on her own with her underwear showing -
Suzume： ヒマ I'm bored.
Text： と言い放ちー・・・ 寝ていた俺をけとばしベッドを占領した挙げ句 She declared. She kicked me, who had been sleeping, and took the bed over in the end.
Suzume： おなかすいたなー リュウキ なんか作って なんでもいいから I'm hungry. Ryuuki, make me something. Anything is fine.
Text： しぶしぶ言うことを聞いてやると I listened to what she had to say reluctantly -
Suzume： えー？ カップ焼きそばー？ やだー ホットケーキがいい！ 絶対ホットケーキ Huh? Cup yakisoba? No, I want pancakes. It's gotta be pancakes!
Text： てめェ さっきなんでもいいっつっただろと思いながらも Although I thought you just said a little while ago that anything was fine.
Suzume： 遅いからさっきの焼きそば食べちゃった もうお腹いっぱーい You took too much time so I ate that cup yakisoba from earlier. I'm already full.
Text： ふざけんなと怒りながら仕方なく残ったホットケーキを食っていたら While I told her not to screw around with me and got angry, I reluctantly ate the pancakes she'd left -
Suzume： ねーそれちょっとちょーだい 元はあたしのでしょ いーじゃん！ ちょうだい！ ちょーだいってば！ Hey, give them to me! They were originally mine! All right! Give them to me! Give them here, I said!
Senoo： 上の姉貴が帰ってくるまでずーっとこんな調子なんスよ！ もう「超ワガママ」っつービョーマにとりつかれてるとしか思えねぇ！ She acts like this the whole time until my older sisters come home! I've got no choice but think that her super selfishness is her being possessed by a disease demon!
Hades-sensei： う・・・う～ん そうだね・・・ 診てみないことにはなんとも言えないけど・・・ Hmm...I see... I can't say anything since I haven't tried to examine her but...
Page 7 Touya： あ！ いたいた 失礼します リュウキ お前 人に昼飯買わせといて何やってんだよ Oh, there you are. Excuse me. Ryuuki. Making someone buy you lunch - what are you doing?
Hades-sensei： 刀哉くん Touya-kun.
Senoo： そうだ 刀哉 お前もついでに聞いてくれよ！ That's right. Touya, listen to this while you're at it!
Touya： はぁ？ なにそれ お前 そんなの日常茶飯事じゃないの？ Huh? What are you talking about? Isn't stuff like that an everyday occurence?
Senoo： なっ Wha -
Touya： こいつ姉ちゃんが４人いて結構大変な毎日送ってるんですよ どうせ今回のもそのグチだろ？ This guy has four sisters and it makes every day a struggle. Anyway, that's your complaint this time?
One of the kids： ４人？ Four sisters?!
Senoo： ちょっ・・・刀哉てめ何勝手にベラベラ喋っ・・・ Wai - Touya, you bastard, don't go blabbing whatever you want -
Fuji： よりによってお前に姉ちゃんが４人？ You, of all people, have four sisters?
Mimasaka： オマエ女嫌いな理由明白じゃねーか 単純なヤツ The reason for your misogyny is obvious, ain't it? You're a pretty simple guy.
Senoo： ブッ飛ばされてーか てめーらァァ You bastards want me to beat the shit outta you?!
Page 8 Touya： そんなわけで先生 あんまりこいつの言うこと真に受けなくていいですよ ほら もう行くぞ リュウキ！ So, sensei, you don't have to take what he says too seriously. Hey, we're going now, Ryuuki!
Hades-sensei： えっ？ でも・・・ Eh? But...
Senoo： やなこった そいつらシメるまで誰が ちょっ・・・おい！ 刀・・・ No way! Until I strange these guys, no one's gonna - Wai - hey! Tou -
Hades-sensei： 行ってしまった・・・ 本当に大丈夫なんだろうか They're gone... Is he really going to be all right?
Ashitaba： あの調子じゃあ放っといても心配なさそうですけど・・・ With the way he's acting, it doesn't seem like we need to worry if we leave him alone.
Mimasaka： しかし 姉ちゃんが４人とはスゲーな 天国と地獄が紙一重というか・・・ But having four sisters...that's crazy. It's like a fine-line between heaven and hell...
Fuji： いやァ 地獄だろ 実際 俺は絶対やだ No, in reality, it's hell. I definitely wouldn't like it.
Senoo： おい 刀哉！ テメーどういうつもりだよ！ 俺は真剣にだなあ・・・ Hey, Touya! What do you think you're doing! I'm serious about this...
Touya： あのなぁ お前あんまりしょうもないことで先生に迷惑かけるなよ Hey, don't bother sensei too much with stupid crap.
Senoo： ああ？ お前に言われたかねーよ Huuuh? That's not what you've told me!
Page 9 Touya： とにかくさぁ お前は自分の時間を雀さんにジャマされるのがイヤなんだろ？ Anyway, so you don't like Suzume-chan getting in the way of your alone time?
Senoo： あ？ まあ イヤっつーか・・・ ワガママ放題なのがムカつくっつーか・・・ Ah, well, it's not that I dislike it... It's her being as selfish as she wants to be that pisses me off...
Touya： それくらい俺でもなんとかできるぞ ちょっと耳貸せ！ Even I could do something about that. Listen to me a for a sec.
Suzume： ただいまぁ みんなまだ帰ってない・・・ ・・・ったく 何がそんなに忙しいんだか・・・ いいもん リュウキ呼び出そ I'm home. No one is home yet... Jeez... What's got everyone so busy...? Fine. I'll call Ryuuki.
Page 10 Phone： ひとりでつまんない 早く帰ってきて I'm bored by myself. Hurry up and come home.
Suzume： 柄でもないな・・・ こっちにしよ！ That doesn't seem like me... Let's change it to this!
Phone： 早く帰って来なさいよ あんたの貯金で家出てくぞ Hurry up and come home! I'm going to run away from home with your savings!
Touya： つまり作戦としては まずは俺がリュウキん家に遊びに行くだろ 友達が来てるってことになれば さすがの雀さんもいつもみたいに占領しようとは思わないはず で 頃合をみはからって俺は窓からこっそり帰る 俺がずっといることにしとけばお前の部屋には誰も入ってこない In other words, as for our strategy... First off, I'll come over to your house to hang out. If a friend comes over I don't think even Suzume-san will try to take over your room like she usually does. Then, choose a good time and I'll sneak out home through the window. With me being there the whole time, no one is going to come in your room.
Senoo： お前天才か？ Are you a genius?!
Page 11 Senoo： さすが男らしくねーこと考えさすと違うな お前！ 俺や姐さんじゃあとても考えつかねぇや Like I thought, I was wrong thinking that you aren't manly! I just couldn't think of a thing to do about my sister and me.
Touya： 行くぞ 早く 俺の気が変わらないうちに Let's hurry up and go before I change my mind.
Senoo： メール・・・ げっ 雀か・・・ら・・・ A text... Geh... It's from Suzume...
Touya： リュウキ？ Ryuuki?
Suzume： ・・・あ リュウキ おか・・・ Ah Ryuuki Welcome -
Page 12 Senoo： お前 人を振り回すのも大概にしろよ！ 言いたいことあんならハッキリ言え！ Don't get carried away manipulating people! If you've got something to say to me, then tell me straight up!
Touya： お・・・ おい！ リュウキ どうしたんだよ 急に・・・ あ・・・あの お邪魔します H... Hey! Ryuuki. What's with you all of a sudden? U...um, excuse me.
Page 13 Touya： ・・・おい リュウキ リュウキってば！ 返事しろよ おい！ 聞いてる？ あのさあ 大変な事に気付いたんだよ リュウキ！ なあ！ Hey, Ryuuki! Ryuuki! Answer me! Hey! Are you listening? Look, I noticed something major, Ryuuki! Hey!
Senoo： なんだよ うるせーな What is it? You're being annoying.
Touya： この作戦俺の靴の存在をすっかり失念していた・・・ 俺どうやって帰ったらいい思う・・・？ With our strategy, we completely forgot about my shoes... I wonder how I'm going to get home...?
Suzume： なによ リュウキのバカ 人の気も知らないで いや・・・その「気」を伝えてなかったのはあたしか・・・ しょーがないじゃん 素直じゃないのは生まれつきだもん・・・ What's with him? Ryuuki is an idiot. He has no idea how he makes me feel. No...am I the one who didn't tell him my feelings? I can't help it. I was born being defiant.
Text： キッカねーちゃんあそんでー すずめのすきな人はねえ キッカねーちゃんとたつみねーちゃんとココねーちゃんとりゅうき！ Kikka-nee-chan, let's play! The people Suzume likes are Kikka-nee-chan, Tatsumi-nee-chan, Koko-nee-chan, and Ryuuki!
Page 14 Suzume： ・・・そうでもないな・・・ ん～小っちゃい頃は言えてたんだよなあ・・・ なんでだろ・・・ Not really. I could say that when I was little... Why...
Tatsumi： ごめんね 遅くなっちゃって 今すぐ夕飯作るわ I'm sorry, I was late... I'll make dinner right away.
Koko： ん？ ああ おかえり いや・・・ 必要ないんじゃないかな どういう風の吹き回しだよ あいつ・・・ 男でもできたかな？ Hmm? Ah, welcome home. Well... There's really not any need to... What's gotten into her...? Did she do it for a boy or something?
Tatsumi： 何の話・・・ What are you talking about?
Page 15 Suzume： あ～っ おかえり 竜美姉 学校おつかれさま ゴハンできてるよ～！ Ahh, welcome home, Tatsumi-nee. You've been working hard at school. I made dinner!
Tatsumi： す・・・雀ちゃん・・・？ あなたが料理するなんて・・・ いや・・・それよりそれ一週間分の食材・・・ Su...Suzume-chan...? You're cooking...? Well...more importantly, that's all our food for the week...
Kikka： ただいまー I'm home.
SUZ： あっ キッカ姉もかえってきたー キッカ姉～ Ah, Kikka-nee is home too! Kikka-nee!
Kikka： ん・・・ なんだ あんたいい鼻してんね ほら 常島のロールケーキ おみや・・・ げ Mm. Wow, you've got a good nose. Look, Joujima's jelly cake. It's a Present
Suzume： やったあ 常島ロール大好き！ キッカ姉 ありがと Yay! I love Joujima's jelly cakes! Thanks, Kikka-nee!
Page 16 Suzume： ほらぁ 皆 早く早く ゴハン冷めちゃうよ～！ Hey, everyone, hurry up! Dinner's going to get cold!
Kikka： ちょ ちょっ ちょっと・・・！ どういうことなのあれ？ H-h-hang on! What's going on with her?
Koko： こっちが聞きたい That's what I'd like to ask.
Tatsumi： リュウキは？ あの子 何か知らないの？ What about Ryuuki? Does he know anything about it?
Suzume： ほら リュウキ ゴハンだよ リュウキの好きな物いっぱい作ったんだから～ Hey, Ryuuki, it's dinner time! I made lots of your favorite foods!
Koko： 知らんっぽいな・・・ Seems like he knows...
Tatsumi： 雀ちゃん どうしちゃったの～？ What's going on with you, Suzume-chan?!
Page 17 Touya： 雀さんが病魔にかかってる？ いや昨日も聞いたし それ Suzume-san has been caught by a disease demon? Well, you told me that yesterday too.
Senoo： 今度こそ本当にマジでガチなんだよ！ This time for sure I am totally, completely serious here!
Touya： わかった わかった で？ 俺は今日もお前んちに遊びに行くフリすればいいの？ All right, I get it. So? Should I pretend like I'm coming over to your house again today?
Senoo： ちげーよ！ だから今度こそ本当にマジで No! I'm telling you, this time I am completely serious!
Hades-sensei： 妹尾くん Senoo-kun.
Senoo： アニキ Aniki!
Hades-sensei： やあ・・・ごめんね 教室までお邪魔しちゃって・・・ あれからお姉さんの様子はどう・・・？ 昨日の君の言ってたことが気になってね Hey, sorry for interrupting your class. How's your sister been since then...? What you told me yesterday worried me...
Girl： ハデス先生だ・・・ It's Hades-sensei...
Boy： 妹尾くんハデス先生と仲良いんだ・・・ やっぱ不良こえー Senoo-kun is friends with Hades-sensei... He really is a scary delinquent...
Senoo： それなんスよ その・・・昨日とはまた違った事が起こりまして・・・ About that! That's...something different than yesterday happened...
Page 18 Senoo： 例のアネキがなんか急に甘えっつーかわい気っつーかをゴリ押ししてきて・・・ 今度は気持ち悪くて仕方ないんスよ The sister I mentioned before forcing herself to be sweet all of a sudden or charming... I can't help but be creeped out this time.
Suzume： 来ちゃった I'm here.
Senoo： そう ちょうどこんなカンジで・・・ えっ？ す・・・雀？ て・・・テメー学校は・・・ Right, it's exactly this kind of feeling - Eh? S-Suzume... Y-you...what about school -
Suzume： 抜けてきちゃった リュウキがいなくてつまんないんだもん あたしリュウキとずっと一緒にいたいの！ I left. It's boring if Ryuuki isn't there. I want to be with Ryuuki always!
Senoo： なっ なっ・・・な・・・ な・・・に 言っ・・・ Wha... Wha-wha... What are you say -
Touya： こ・・・ これは・・・確かに・・・ T... This is certainly...
Hades-sensei： ん・・・？ 普段はこういうことを言う子ではないの・・・？ Hmm? She usually isn't like this...?
Senoo： 言わないっスよ お前マジで昨日からおかしいぞ！ アニキ！ とっととブチのめしてください！ Don't say that! You've been really weird since yesterday! Aniki! Hurry up and bring her down!
Hades-sensei： ・・・いや 大丈夫 僕に任せて No, it's fine. Leave it to me.
Page 20 Touya： 雀さん 大丈夫かな Is Suzume-san going to be all right?
Senoo： んなヤワなタマじゃねーよ 普段 俺にプロレス技かけてくるような女だぜ She ain't that weak. She's a girl who usually pulls wrestling moves on me.
Touya： そーじゃなくて精神的な問題！ That's not what I'm talking about - it's an emotional problem!
Senoo： 知らねーよ ビョーマの仕業ならアニキにかかりゃあ一発なんだろ？ しかし焦ったぜー 雀の口からあんなセリフ聞かされる日が来るとはな・・・ ビョーマのせいだったとはいえおぞましい I don't know. If it's the work of a disease demon, won't it get caught by aniki in one go? But I was impatient. To think the day would come when I'd be listening to what Suzume says. It's gross, even if it's because of a disease demon.
Touya： ・・・本当にそうなのかな Really, now?
Senoo： あ？ Huh?
Touya： いや・・・病魔ってもっとこう・・・ そうだよ・・・あいつらはエサになる「感情」がないと現れない （体験談） ・・・雀さんもしかして 本当はー・・・ Well...disease demons are more like this. That's right...if they don't have feelings to be bait, they don't appear (his own experience.) Could it be that Suzume-san Really is...
Page 21 Hades-sensei： おまたせ お姉さんもう大丈夫だよ・・・ Sorry for making you wait. Your sister is fine now.
Suzume： う あ・・・ありがとうございました Uh... T-thank you.
Senoo： なんか言うことねえのかよ You ain't got nothing to say?
Suzume： フン Hmph!
Senoo： なっ てんめェ こんだけ人騒がせといてなんだその態度 アニキやっぱこいつまだビョーマ残ってますよ！ 本ッ当かわいくねえ！ Wha - so you were just crying wolf - what's with your attitude?! Aniki, she still has a disease demon left in her! You're really not cute!
Hades-sensei： まあまあ 妹尾くん Now, now, Senoo-kun.
Suzume： リュウキ！ Ryuuki!
Page 22 Suzume： ごめん！ I'm sorry!
Senoo： は？ 全然聞こえねー 何言って・・・ あっ！ Huh? I didn't catch that at all. What are you saying - Ah!
Hades-sensei： ふふふ・・・良かったね Fufufu...I'm glad.
Senoo： なんなんだよ ワケわかんね・・・ What was that about? I don't understand...
Suzume： 何してんの？ あたし帰るんだから送って行きなさいよ なんでついてこないのよ What are you doing? I'm going home so see me there! Why aren't you following me?
Senoo： はァァアアアア？ Huuuuuh?
Touya： あ・・・あれは「一緒に帰って」って言ってるんだよ！ 多分・・・ Sh-she's saying "Let's go home together"! Maybe...
Page 23 Text： 後日 Later
Senoo： なっ・・・ Wha -
Phone： 昨日買ったDVD観ながらケーキ食べたい チョコレートのやつ I want to eat cake while watching the DVD I bought yesterday. A chocolate one.
Senoo： だからなんだよ 食えよ勝手に！ ほんっとわかんねー こいつ！ So what! Eat it on your own! I really don't get that girl!
Text： 雀のわがままは相変わらずだったが 少しだけ本音を打ち明けるようになったという Suzume's selfishness was the same as ever but But she started to say what's on her mind a little.
Touya： ・・・リュウキ これすっごい スクロールすると一番下に「一緒に観よ」って・・・ Ryuuki, this is crazy. When you scroll, the one at the bottom says, "let's watch it together"...
Senoo： じゃ最初から言えよ！ Then say that from the start!
Text： さらに後日 Even later
Senoo： 先生 何してるんですか？ Sensei, what are you doing?
Hades-sensei： ん・・・？ これは妹尾くんがね・・・お姉さんの本心がよくわからないって言うから 彼から話を聞きながら色々考えてみてるんだけど Hmm? Senoo-kun says that he doesn't understand his sister's real feelings so... While I listen to him, I think up various things.
Fuji： ・・・何これ ツンデレ辞書？ What's that? A tsundere dictionary?
Mimasaka： ようやるわ He's really going at it.
Hades-sensei： 参考になるといいんだけどね・・・ I hope he'll use it as a reference...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34062Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 562012-04-02T09:27:17+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for Muda Scans.
Page 2 Kaburagi： あ！ アシタバくん！ 何してるの？ Ah! Ashitaba-kun! What are you doing?
Ashitaba： あっ 鏑木さん 何ってフツーに帰るとこだけど・・・ 鏑木さん帰らないの？ Ah, Kaburagi-san. "What"...I'm about to go home as usual. Aren't you going home, Kaburagi-san?
Kaburagi： 私？ 私 今日まだハデス先生に会ってないから 保健室に寄ってから帰ろうと思って Me? I haven't seen Hades-sensei yet today. I was thinking of going home after I drop by the infirmary.
Ashitaba： あ・・・そ そうなの・・・？ 先生によろしく・・・ Ah...r-really? Tell him I said hi.
Cat： ニャーゴ Meow!
Ashitaba： ・・・猫？ A cat...?
Kaburagi： かなり近くから聞こえたよね 迷い込んじゃったのかな・・・ That sounded like it came from pretty close by. I wonder if it's lost...
Page 3 Hades-sensei： あーっ 三途川先生 また猫を呼んだんですか？ やめて下さい 保健室に猫はダメですよ Ah, Mitogawa-sensei, you called the cats again? Please stop. It's not good to have cats in the infirmary.
Mitogawa： 中に入れてるわけじゃないんだ 別にいいだろう It's not like I'm bringing them inside. It's fine.
Hades-sensei： だめです その子たちお腹いっぱいになるまでここを動いてくれないんですから ちゃんと連れて帰ってください！ It isn't. It gets filled up with them to where you can't move through here. Please take them with you and go home!
Mitogawa： なんだ全く えらそうな口をきくようになったものだな おや君たち 今 帰りかね 気をつけて帰りなさいよ Well, my goodness. You've started to get an attitude with me. Oh, are you two going home now? Be careful on the way there.
Page 4 Hades-sensei： 三途川先生？ そうだね 確かに不思議な人だけど・・・ でも それがどうかしたの？ Mitogawa-sensei? Yes, she really is a strange person... But...is there something wrong?
Ashitaba： どうって・・・ Well, that's...
Kaburagi： 先生は気にならないんですか？ 素性とか！ Doesn't her background and whatever bother you?
Hades-sensei： うーん 昔は気になってた気がするけど 今は不思議なのが当たり前になちゃったからなぁ・・・ 僕でもせいぜいこれくらいしか・・・ Hmm, I think it did a while ago but... Now her strangness has become something commonplace. Even I know only a little bit...
Ashitaba： す・・・すみません・・・ やっぱり・・・ なんで断れないんだ 僕・・・！ あの・・・尾行するのはともかくさ・・・ 三途川先生が今どこにいるかわかるの？ S-sorry... I knew it... Why didn't I turn her down...! Um...besides following her... Do you know where Mitogawa-sensei is right now?
Kaburagi： ふふふ・・・ そんなこともあろうかと 協力な助っ人を呼んでおいたわ Fufufu... I thought this might happen... So I already called someone out to help us!
Keiichi： お前ら面白そうなこと企んでんじゃねーか Looks like you guys are plannin' something interestin'.
Ashitaba： け 経一さん・・・ Ke...Keiichi-san...
Keiichi： こっちの方から千歳ちゃんのニオイがする よし ついて来な！ I can smell Chitose-chan from this direction. All right, come with me!
Ashitaba： は・・・はあ・・・ Ri...right...
Page 6 Keiichi： な！ ほら見ろ！ Hey, look!
Ashitaba： すごい 本当にいた・・・ 犬並み・・・ Wow, she really was here... He's on the same level as a dog...
Kaburagi： そういえば三途川先生ってハデス先生の恩師だったって聞きましたけど 経一さんにとってもそうなんですか？ By the way, I heard that Mitogawa-sensei was Hades-sensei's former teacher. Was she yours too?
Keiichi： そうだよ あと鈍ちゃんも ガキの頃逸人とこーやって千歳ちゃんを尾行したことあったけど・・・ あん時は途中で記憶がなくなってなぁ・・・ 気付いたら２人して木にぶら下がってたんだよな She was. And Niburu-chan's as well. When we were kids, I followed her like this with Itsuhito once... I lost my memory halfway through that time... When I came to, she had strung the two of us up in a tree.
Ashitaba： ねぇ やめない？ 今からでも これやめようよ！ Hey, why don't we quit? Like now...let's stop this!
Kaburagi： お・・・ ゴルフのスイングの練習ですかね サラリーマンみたいだな・・・ ・・・ん？ Oh... She's practicing her golf swing. She's like a salaryman... Hmm?
Page 7 Mitogawa： くたばれ！ Go to hell!
Kaburagi： 違った！ くだばれとか言ってる 一体何に対してそんな殺意を？ 多分目の前に蚊とかがいたのよ I was wrong! She's saying "Go to hell!" Just what is she aiming that killing intent at? Maybe there was a mosquito or something in front of her.
Ashitaba： そ・・・そうかな だといいけど・・・ M-maybe... I hope so...
Kaburagi： ・・・あ Ah -
Guy： いよぉ ゴスロリ女 ちょうどいいトコで会うじゃねーか Hey, goth loli woman. We met at just the right place, didn't we?
Mitogawa： 餓鬼が何の用だ What do you brats want?
Guy： なんでもいいからツラ貸せや 今 スゲェムカついてんだよ 相手してくれよ Anything's good so talk to me for a second. I'm super pissed off right now. Be my opponent.
Mitogawa： いいだろう 今日こそ目上の者に対する言葉遣いというものを体に教えてやる Fine. Today I'm definitely going to teach your body how to talk to superiors.
Keiichi： なんかやべェ雰囲気だな・・・ I'm getting kind of a bad feeling...
Kaburagi： 大変！ すぐ助けなきゃ！ Oh, no! We have to save her right now!
Page 8 Mitogawa： 超必 ストロベリーオンザショートケーキ！ Special move Strawberry on the shortcake!
Guy： グワァアアああああああ ちくしょう もう一回だ Guwaaaaah! Shit! One more time.
Mitogawa： 聞こえんなァ I can't hear you.
Guy： ざけんな 再戦だよ クソが早くしやがれ もう一回相手してください・・・お願いします・・・ Don't fuck around. I want a rematch. Let's hurry up and do this shit! Please go against me one more time. Please.
Mitogawa： 悪いが 今日は用事があってな また今度な土下座くん I'm sorry but I've got something to do today. We'll do it again some other time, Dogeza-kun. [T/N: "Dogeza" means to kneel down on the ground.]
Guy： ババアアア ふざけんなァァ Don't screw with me, you old hag!
Keiichi： なんだよ ゲーセンかよ 俺が相手してやろうかな あいつ Wow, an arcade, huh? I wonder if I should go against her...
Ashitaba： よ・・・「用事」ってなんでしょうかね・・・ I wonder what it is she has to do...
Keiichi： 時計を調べて・・・ 誰かと待ち合わせか？ She's checking her watch... Is she meeting someone?
Page 9 Cat： ウニャウニャン （お待たせー） Meow meow meow. (Sorry to keep you waiting.)
Mitogawa： ニャニャンウニャーゴ （いや今来たところだよ） Meow meow meow. (No, I just got here.)
Text： また猫 Another cat
Cat： ミャオンファニャンゴ （とりあえずどっか店は入ろうよ） フニャフニャ （お腹空いちゃってさー） Meow meow meow meow. (First off, let's go to a shop somewhere.) Meow meow. (Cause I'm hungry.)
Cat： ウニャニャミャオンニャ （そんで湯水のように金をつぎ込むわけ 電化製品に） ニャーゴゴロニャゴニャ？ ウニャ （似たようなの この間買ったばっかじゃん？ っていう） ナオナオフニャーニャ （マジ猫的にはドン引きなわけ人間貪欲すぎ） Meow meow meow. (And so you've been spending a lot of money on electronics?) Meow meow meow meow. (You said you just bought something similar to that the other day.) Meow meow meow. (What's really off-putting to cats is too much human greed.)
Mitogawa： ウミャミャニャゴニャーゴ （まあ世の中には色んな人間がいるからなあ） Meow meow meow. (Well, there are a lot of different humans in the world.)
Keiichi： ニャンニャン言ってて全然わからん・・・ 一体どんな会話してるんだ・・・ They keep going "meow meow", I don't understand any of it... Just what kind of conversation are they having...?
Page 10 Waiter： お客様 ご注文は Sir, your order -
Keiichi： おっとそうだったな よーし お兄さんオゴってやろう ええと・・・ ぺリエの炭酸抜き3つ Oh, that's right. All right, oniisan will treat you. Let's see... Three Perriers without carbonation.
Waiter： お水でございますね That's water.
Cat： フニャァニャウニャンニャン （マジ 金ない男って魅力ないわー） ニャゴンミャウフニャニャン （ネコ缶くらい毎日食わせろって感じ） Meow meow meow meow. (I'm not attracted to men who are really poor.) Meow meow meow meow. (It's like, eat out of this cat tin everyday!)
Mitogawa： フニャウウミャウミャ （ふむ 概要は大体わかった） ニャオンゴ （では ぼちぼち向かうとしよう） Meow meow meow. (Hmm. I more or less get the general idea of it.) Meow meow. (Well then, let's head on.)
Cat： ニャアゴ （悪いね～） Meow. (Thanks...)
Keiichi： あっ・・・ しまった タクシーを使われちゃ見失っちまう 追うぜ！ Ah... Crap, if she uses the taxi, we'll lose her. We're going after her!
Ashitaba： もうあきらめましょうよ 三途川先生って後が怖そうだし・・・ Let's just give up already. I think Mitogawa-sensei is going to make us regret this...
Page 11 Kaburagi： アシタバくん これ持ってて！ Ashitaba-kun, hold this!
Ashitaba： え？ Huh?
Keiichi： ぬおおお Nuoooh!
SFX： ガッ Gah!
Keiichi： え？ Huh?
Ashitaba： ひえええっ Hieeeeeh!
Keiichi： ま・・・！ マジか あの嬢ちゃん お～い ちょっと待ってくれ～！ Is...is that girl for real? Heeey, wait up!
Ashitaba： たすけてえええ Save meeeee!
Page 12 Man： なるほど いい品だ 取引成立かな・・・？ I see. It's good quality. Is that a done deal...?
Mitogawa： ああ 助かった 何かあったらまた頼むことにしよう Ahh, you really helped me out. If there's anything else, I'll call on you again.
Kaburagi： アシタバくん・・・ アシタバくん！ ちょっとぉ 返事してよ！ 何が見えるの？ ねぇ！ やだ 気絶してる！ あっ Ashitaba-kun... Ashitaba-kun! Hey, answer me! What can you see? Hey! Oh no, he's passed out. Ah!
Mitogawa： では気をつけて Well then, take care.
Page 13 Kaburagi： 大変！ またどこか行っちゃうわ アシタバくん 起きて！ 起きてったら Oh, no! She's going somewhere again! Ashitaba-kun, wake up! I said wake up!
Keiichi： ハア ハア ちくしょう・・・この辺に入ったと思ったんだが おい兄ちゃん！ このあたりで喪服いてーなカッコした小さい女の人見なかったか？ Haa, haa... Damn it...I'd thought they'd gone to this area but... Hey, niichan! You haven't seen a small woman dressed like she was in mourning around here, have you?
Guy： てめえその人に何の用だ・・・どこの者だ？ What do you need with her? Who are you?
Keiichi： あ？ 見たか見てねェか聞いてんだよ 質問に答えろよ Huh? Tell me whether or not you've seen her. Answer the question.
Guy： ああ？ うちのシマでナメた態度取ってんじゃねーぞ Huuuh? You gonna get a fuckin' attitude with me on my turf?
Keiichi： っだと テメー やるかコラ ...the hell'd you say?! You wanna fight?
Page 14 Cat： ニャフニャウニャー （それ さっきのおっさんの趣味？） Meow meow meow. (Are you interested in that ossan from earlier?)
Mitogawa： フニャフニャニャンゴ （まあそう言うな あれで中々いい男だぞ） Meow meow meow. (Don't say that. Despite how he looks, he's a pretty good man.)
Cat： ニャオナーナ （あ そこ右） Meow meow. (Ah, that one on the right.)
Mitogawa： 運転者さん すまんがその角を右へ頼む Driver, excuse me but please take the corner on the right.
One of the kids： ふえてる There's more of them!
Page 15 Text： 夜 Night
Keiichi： なんだかんだで夜になっちまったな・・・ Somehow or another, it's gotten to be night...
Kaburagi： 結構遠くまで来ちゃいましたね 常伏町にこんな所あったんだ～ We've gone a pretty good distance. There's a place like this in Tokofushi town.
Keiichi： しっかしやべェな～・・・ まさか次の目的地がネオン街とは・・・生徒連れて来たのが逸人にバレたら確実に殺・・・ ・・・ん？ 逸人 But this is bad. I can't believe the next place she went was the neon district...if Itsuhito finds out that I brought the students along, he's certainly going to kill - Hmm? Itsuhito!
Kaburagi： えっ？ うそ！ なんで なんで！ Eh? No way! Why, why!
Page 16 Kaburagi： なあんだ ２人で待ち合わせだったのね こんな所で何するのかしら・・・ Wow, the two of them were waiting on each other. I wonder what they're going to do in a place like this...
Text： ピンときてしまった He definitely gets it
Keiichi： な・・・なんてこった・・・まさか・・・あの２人に限ってそんなことが・・・ ネオン街のこの通りの奥は・・・実はっ・・・ ホテル街！ 年の差うわああああ W...what the hell...those two would be the last people to do something like that... Right inside the neon district...to be perfectly honest... It's the hotel district! The age difference, uwaaaah!
Page 17 Keiichi： あ・・・あれ・・・？ 逸人さん・・・なぜ・・・ H...huh...? Itsuhito-san...why are you...
Hades-sensei： お前の独り言は非常にうるさい ちょっと僕手頃な鈍器を探してきますね・・・ You talking to yourself is incredibly annoying. Hang on, I'm looking for a convenient blunt object.
Mitogawa： それならあっちにビール瓶が落ちていたぞ In that case, someone dropped a beer bottle over there.
Keiichi： うわーっ 先生たち ストップ！ スットプ！ あ・・・あの これには色々事情が・・・ Uwaah, teachers, stop, stop! U...um...there's a lot of reasons for this -
Mitogawa： 広い世の中だ 病魔による事件は我々の与り知らぬ所で今も起こっている 私に逸人くんのような病魔を探知できる力はないからなあ こうして地道に聞き込み調査をするしかないのさ It's a wide world. Incidents with disease demon are occuring even now in places we have no connection to. I don't have the power to detect disease demons like Itsuhito-kun. And so I don't have any choice but to keep investigating.
Ashitaba： じゃ・・・！ じゃあ今日はそれでずっと その・・・猫と・・・？ Then...! Then today, this whole time... With...that cat...?
Page 18 Mitogawa： お どうやら無事解決したようだ Oh. Oh, it seems somehow they settled things peacefully.
Hades-sensei： すみません 先生 この辺りは僕の行動範囲ではないので・・・助かりました I'm sorry, sensei. Since this area really isn't where I usually go...you really helped me out.
Mitogawa： なあに いつだったか言ったろう この町で起こることで私の知らんことは何もないとは ウニャ？ （なあ？） What, I said it a long time ago. There's nothing happening in this town I don't know about. Meow? (Well?)
Hades-sensei： さあ 送って行くから君たちは帰ろうね もうあんなおじさんについて行ったらだめだよ！ Well, since I'm seeing you home, let's go. Don't go off with that ojisan anymore!
Kaburagi： で・・・ですから先生！ 誤解なんです 経一さんは悪くないんです 本当に！ アシタバくんもごめんね 私のせいで怒られちゃって・・・ I...I'm telling you, sensei, it's a misunderstanding! Keiichi-san isn't bad! Really! I'm sorry, Ashitaba-kun. Because of me, you got told off...
Ashitaba： え？ いや！ いいよ・・・ （怖かったけど） 割と楽しかったし・・・ Huh? No, it's fine... (I was scared but...) It was pretty fun...
Page 19 Mitogawa： 起きたか 君もつくづくろくな目に遭わんな Are you awake? You really had to learn the hard way too.
Keiichi： なんだよこんなエサの供給みたいなマネしてさァ 千歳ちゃんだってやっぱりあいつが病魔飼ってるの反対なんだろ What's with you acting like you're supplying the bait? Even you're still against him keeping the disease demon.
Mitogawa： ・・・それはどうかな 君たちも逸人くんも 私の元を離れ それぞれ自分で決めて選んだ道を今は歩いている 私は それの応援をしたいだけどよ 何が正しいとも間違ってるとも思わんね What about it? You guys and Itsuhito You've moved on from me - now you're each walking the path that you've decided and chosen for yourselves. I just want to help you. I don't think about what's right and what's wrong.
Page 20 Keiichi： ・・・俺らは千歳ちゃんほど大人にはなれねェよ We can't become as much of an adult as you are.
Mitogawa： なる必要もないよ 私にしてみれば君たちもアシタバ君たちもそう変わらんぞ みんな可愛い 私の生徒だ ・・・とはいえ酒も煙草も嗜める歳になってくれたのは嬉しいね 飲みにでも行こうか 経一くん 君ならこのあたりは詳しいだろう You don't have to. To me, you guys and Ashitaba-kun and company won't change like that. You're all My precious students. That said, I am glad that you've reached the age where you're interested in alcohol and cigarettes. How about we go for a drink or something, Keiichi-kun? I'm sure you know this area well.
Keiichi： あ～っそれ完全にイメージで言ってんだろう まァ詳しいけどさ・・・へへへ Ahh, are you saying that's how you see me? Well, I am familiar with it but...hehehe...
Text： 翌日 The next day
Hades-sensei： ああっ・・・ Ahhhh!
Page 21 Hades-sensei： 三途川先生！ もうハト呼ぶのやめて下さい 糞の掃除するの大変なんですから Mitogawa-sensei! Please stop calling the pigeons already! It's hard to clean up their feces!
Hades-sensei： 論点を摩り替えないでください！ あ～もう Please stop avoiding the issue at hand! Aw, come on!
Pigeon： クルッポ ポッポ！ （ねえねえ！ 駅前のドーナツ屋今なら並んでないよ） Coo coo coo coo. (Hey, hey! If you go to the doughnut shop right now, you won't have to stand in line.)
Mitogawa： ポポッ？ （なんだと？） 急用ができた！ ちょっと行ってくる Coo coo? (What did you say?) I've got urgent business! I'm leaving.
Hades-sensei： えっ・・・ ちょ・・・！ うそ・・・ Eh... Wai... No way...
Kaburagi： 三途川先生ってなんか・・・ 知れば知るほど・・・ Mitogawa-sensei is kind of... The more you know her...
Fuji： 変 She's weird.https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/34061Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 552012-04-02T08:33:15+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comAs always, reserved for Muda Scans.
Title： 白熱！ 町内運動会・後編 White Hot! The Neighborhood Sports Meet Part Two
Text： ～前回のあらすじ～ 常中で開催される町内運動会に参加することとなった生徒＆先生たち いがみ合う町内会長たちや謎のスポンサーの力により白熱していく運動会だったが出場予定の教頭先生がまさかのぎっくり腰！ 代わりに出場することになったハデス先生の前に立ちはだかる謎のスポンサーの正体とは・・・？ Last time's summary It had been arranged that the teachers and the students would participate in the neighborhood sports meet being held at Tokofushi. But no one thought the vice principal, who had plans to participate, would have strained his back! The true identity of the mysterious sponsors who are standing against Hades-sensei, who is participating instead is...?
Page 2 Mitogawa： 私だ！ It's me!
Yodobashi： なんとスポンサー殿の正体は小柄な女性と暑苦しい男性の２人組でした！ これはびっくり勝敗の行方にますます目が離せません！ Wow, sponsor's true identity was a two person group - a short woman and sweltering man! I can't take my eyes off the direction of this surprising battle more than ever!
Hades-sensei： 三途川先生・・・ 経一！ どうしてここに・・・ Mitogawa-sensei... Keiichi! What are you doing here -
Mitogawa： この私がこんな面白い行事に一枚噛んでないわけがないだろう There's no way I wouldn't particpate in an interesting event like this!
Keiichi： びっくりしたか 逸人！ Were you surprised, Itsuhito!
Hachiya's mom： ズルイぞ！ みどり町っ！ 二人人組なんて反則だろ！ That's not fair, Midori-chou! Having two people for a one person team is foul play!
Otemoto's dad： スポンサー殿に反則も何もないでしょう 奥さん There's no foul play for the sponsors, ma'am.
Motoyoshi's mom： かえって不利かもしれませんわよ・・・ ご自身の首を絞めた結果にならないと良いですわね・・・ふ・・・ふふ・・・ Rather, it's probably a disadvantage. I hope it won't end up with you ringing your own neck...fufufu...
Page 3 Yamada： なんだか大変なことになってきましたが・・・淀橋さん競技の解説をお願いします Things have gotten somewhat serious...Yodobashi-san, please explain this game to us.
Yodobashi： えー 障害物競走は走行中に立ちふさがる数多の障害を突破してグラウンドを一周してもらう競技ですが・・・ １位のチームにはなんと２００点加算という重要な競技なのです まさに天王山！ 各町内会強力な面子を揃えてきています それでは選手の皆さん準備してください！ Mmm...It's a game that has the participates break through lots of obstacles that stand in their way during the course of the race and goes once around the sports ground. It's an important game that adds 200 points to first place team. Truly a decisive battle! Every neighborhood association has gathered together their honor! Well, then, please get ready, players!
Mimasaka： オモシロそーな展開になってきたな！ もっと前行って見ようぜ！ Things have taken a pretty interestin' turn! Let's go on ahead and see!
Ashitaba： う・・・うん・・・ あの・・・藤くんがまだ気絶してるんだけど・・・ Ye...yeah... Um...Fuji-kun is still passed out, though...
Motoyoshi： デフォルトで寝てる奴だし 放っといていいんじゃない He's just asleep by default. It's all right to leave him alone.
Girl： シンヤちゃんがんばれー！ Go get 'em, Shinya-chan!
Senoo： 姐さーん ぶっちぎりっスよー！ Anee-san, win the heck outta it!
Keiichi： 本気出せよォ 逸人！ 勝負だかんな Go all out, Itsuhito! Cause this is game over!
Hades-sensei： ・・・代走する以上手は抜かない まあ お前に負けたくもないけどな I won't slack off since I'm a substitute runner. Well, I don't want to lose to you either...
Page 4 Yodobashi： それでは位置について 用意・・・ Now, take your positions... Get ready...
Yamada： よ 淀橋さん まさか その袋で・・・ Yo...Yodobashi-san, that bag can't be -
Yodobashi： スタート！ Start!
Page 5 Yodobashi： さあ 始まりました 障害物競走 現在トップを走っているのはすみれ町代表のハデス先生！ すぐ後ろをあかね町代表鏑木さんが走ります Now the obastacle race has begun. The one currently running at the forefront is Sumire-chou's represenative, Hades-sensei! Running right behind him is Akane-chou's represenative, Kaburagi-san.
Motoyoshi's mom： ああっ・・・ や・・・やったわその調子よ がんばって・・・ ううっ・・・ゲホッ！ ゲホ がはぁ Ahh...that's the way to do it. Good luck... Uuuh...gehoh! Gehoh...gahah!
Otemoto's dad： 奥さん あんた帰ったらどうだね Ma'am, why don't you go home?
Hachiya's mom： え～い シンヤちゃん もっと腰入れて走んなァ！ Heeeey, put your back into it and run!
Yodobashi： ハデス先生は意外に俊足ですね 毎日のリヤカー牽引（むだなりょく）が効いているでしょう かなり足腰は強靭かと思われます Hades-sensei is a surprisingly fast runner. I suppose that useless power he uses everyday is taking effect. His legs seem to be quite tough.
Hades-sensei： む・・・無駄って・・・ U...useless...
Yodobashi： さらに圧倒的歩幅で鏑木選手に差をつけます！ Furthermore, player Kaburagi is gaining a lead at an overwhelming pace!
Ashitaba： 先生 すごい！ Wow, sensei is amazing!
Mimasaka： アレに追いかけられたらひとたまりもねーな・・・ If I was being followed by that, I wouldn't stand a chance...
Yodobashi： しかしここでひとつ目の障害が立ちふさがります！ ひとつ目の障害とはー・・・ But now the first obstacle stands in their way! The first one is...
Page 6 Yodobashi： 猫！ 愛くるしい猫がダンボール箱と一緒に捨てられています！ 捨てた奴出てこい！ ハデス先生ヒザから崩れ落ちたーッ！ 無理もありません かわいすぎます これには他の選手も皆タジタジのメロメロです この状況に葛藤しない人間がこの世にいるのでしょうか いるなら教えて欲しい！ ・・・あっ！ なんと ここでみどり町代表のスポンサー殿がトップにおどり出る！ 迷いなく子猫を拾って独走します！ Cats! They've been thrown off by both an adorable cat and a cardboard box. Throw it aside and go! Hades-sensei fall down on his knees! You can't blame him - it's just too cute. All the other players are falling head over heels in love too! Is there any human in this world who wouldn't have a problem with this situation? I'd like you tell me if there is! Ah...! Now the Midori-chou represenative, the sponsors, have jumped in the lead! They picked the kitten up without hesitation and are running ahead!
Page 7 Yodobashi： 序盤は重量のせいか苦戦していたスポンサー殿ですが ここに来てすばらしい判断力と経済力を見せつけてくれました！ 子猫も幸せでしょう！ Maybe it was because of the weight of the opening game that the sponsors put up a good fight but Since coming here, they've shown us wonderful judgement and economic power! Even the cat is pleased!
Otemoto's dad： うわはははははっ どうだあっ！ Uwahahahaha, how about that!
Hachiya's mom： ぐうううう おのれぇぇ えええい！ Guuuuu, you bastard...!
Motoyoshi's mom： 転べ・・・！ Fall down...!
Yodobashi： ああーッ 転倒！ どうしたことでしょう スポンサー殿転んでしまいました 短い足のくせに！ Ahh, they fell over! What happened here? The sponsors have fallen over! Although he has short legs!
Mitogawa： なんと Whoa!
Yodobashi： なんとか子猫をふり切った後続にどんどん抜かれてしまっています！ Somehow, right after shaking off the cat, they keep on messing up!
Page 8 Yodobashi： さあ 現在トップは鏑木選手！ 次の障害物は金魚すくいです！ 一匹以上すくってから走ってください！ Now player Kaburagi is in the lead! The next obstacle is goldfish scooping! After you scoop one of them, run!
Hachiya's mom： よっしゃ！ All right!
Motoyoshi's mom： ちいい Urgh.
Kaburagi： えっ Wha...
Yodobashi： おっと どうした鏑木 動かない！ 金魚すくいに何かトラウマでもあるのでしょうか Oh, what's up with Kaburagi? She isn't moving! Does she have some sort of trauma with goldfish scooping?
Kaburagi： くっ・・・ こ・・・これは・・・ Kuh... Th...this is...
Hachiya's mom： はっ・・・ Huh...
Hachiya： シンヤって運動神経は文句ないけど手先がめちゃくちゃ不器用なんだよね 障害物競走の内容次第じゃ裏目に出るかもよ I don't have any complaints about Shinya's reflexes but she's extremely clumsy. Depending on what's in the obstacle race, it could backfire on us.
Hachiya's mom： ま・・・まずい！ なんとかしないと・・・ D...damn! I've got to do something...!
Page 9 Yodobashi： なんとシャチだーっ！ Whoa, it's a killer whale!
Kaburagi： ぎゃあああああああーっ Gyaaaaaaah!
Yodobashi： これは驚き！ 鏑木選手の水槽からシャチが現れました This is surprising! A killer whale came out of player Kaburagi's water tank!
Yamada： よ よ 淀橋さん！ これって非常事態じゃないですか？ Yo-Yo-Yodobashi-san! Isn't this an emergency?
Yodobashi： 絵面が非常に面白いので細かいことはきにせずいきましょう Since the impression I'm getting from this is really interesting, let's go on without worrying about minor details.
Otemoto's dad： ええええっ？ Huuuuuh?
Hachiya's mom： よっし いいぞ シンヤちゃんぶちのめしちゃいな！ All right, good. Shinya-chan, knock it down!
Yodobashi： では鏑木選手はシャチを倒してから進んでください Well, then, please go ahead after you've brought the killer whale down, player Kaburagi.
Kaburagi： できるわけないでしょーっ！ As if I can do that!
Page 10 Saizaki： あら・・・ アシタバくん 美作くん そんなに急いでどうしたの？ Oh... Ashitaba-kun, Mimasaka-kun...what's got you in such a hurry?
Ashitaba： あ えっ？ みのり先生？ Ah? Ehh? Minori-sensei?
Mimasaka： いや なんか障害物競走が面白いからゴール前で見ようと思ってて・・・ みのりちゃんこそなんで水着なんか着てんだよ！ Well...the obstacle race was interesting so I thought we'd go ahead to see the goal... Minori-chan, what are you wearing a swimsuit for!
Saizaki： ああ・・・これはビーチバレーの競技で欠員が出てしまってね 代わりに先生が出ることになったの ほら そこでやるのよ Ahh...there was a vacancy in the beach volleyball game. It ended up with me entering instead. Look, we're doing it over there.
Sign： ミス常伏 美女コンテスト Miss Tokofushi Beauty Contest
Ashitaba： 思いっきりミスコンって書いてありますけど・・・ They've already written "Beauty Contest" with all they've got...
Saizaki： えっ？ Eh?!
Mimasaka： みのりちゃん ダマされたんじゃねーの Minori-chan, you got tricked, didn't you?
Saizaki： そ・・・そんな 何かの 間違い・・・ N-no way...something's...it's a mistake -
Girl： あ いたいた みのり先生 はい これ付いて準備してください Ah, you're here, Minori-sensei. Here, attach this and get ready.
Saizaki： ええっ？ Ehhh?!
Sash： ミスあかね Miss Akane
Saizaki： ちょっと待ってください！ 私は・・・ Wait a second! I'm -
Mimasaka： ・・・なっ なぁ アシタバ 障害物やめてやっぱこっち観戦しねーか？ Hey. Hey, Ashitaba. Why don't we give up on the obstacle race and watch this?
Keiichi： ・・・おっ あった！ ぐわああああーっ！ Oh! There it is! Guwaaaaah!
Hades-sensei： なんだ・・・次は足場が砂なのか 走りにく・・・！ What...the next foothold is sand? It's hard to run -
Kaburagi： あっ 先生 気をつけてください！ 砂の渦にのみ込まれたら出られなくなっちゃいますよ Ah, be careful, sensei! If you get swallowed in by the sand swirls, you won't be able to get out!
Hades-sensei： 死んじゃうじゃないか ど・・・どうもさっきから様子がおかしいな・・・ まさか・・・ Won't we die? F-for some reason, this situation has been weird for a while now... It can't be...
Page 13 Yamada： 進行アシスタントの山田です！ 障害物競走が難航してきましたので先に次の競技場ミスコン会場へお邪魔しています I'm the progression assistant, Yamada! Since the obstacle race has run into a bit of trouble, we're going ahead to the next area where the beauty contest is.
Yodobashi： 野郎が砂にハマってる 絵など誰も見たくないのでさっさと決着をつけてください These bastards are stuck in the sand. Since that's an image no one wants to see, please hurry up and settle things.
Person： ひどい So mean!
Yamada： えー このミ常伏美女コンテストはご来場の皆様の投票により優勝者の決まる競技なのですが・・・ 今回はすごいです！ なんと・・・ みどり町代表としてあのアイドルの後前田熱子ちゃんがエントリーしてくれることになっています！ This Miss Tokofushi beauty contest is a contest that will be decided according to the votes of everyone in attendance. The contest this time is amazing! Wow... For Midori-chou's represenative, they have entered the idol Ushiromaeda Atusko-chan!
Screen： 後前田熱子 （１８） Ushiromaeda Atsuko (18)
Hachiya's mom： いちいちやり方が卑怯なんだよ Doing it that way is really unfair!
Otemoto's dad： 悔しかったらコネでもお金でも好きに使えばいいでしょうが If it bothers you, how about using your money or connections however much you want?
Yamada： さぁ 皆さん 大きな声で熱子ちゃんを呼んでください！ せーの・・・ あっち～！ Now, everyone, please call out Atsuko-chan loudly! Get ready... Here she is!
Page 14 Mimasaka's mom： はぁ～い！ Here I am!
Sash： ミスみどり町 Miss Tokofushi
Yamada： ・・・が今回スケジュールの都合で出られなくなってしまいましたので・・・ 急きょみどり町の主婦美作蓮江さんにお越しいただきました But, due to scheduling circumstances this time around, she couldn't come here... Midori-chou housewife Mimasaka Hasue has come out in a flash.
Mimasaka： ふざけんなーっ！ You gotta be kidding me!
Ashitaba： み 美作くん！ しっかり！ 僕見てないよ 何も見なかったよ M-Mimasaka-kun! Hang on! I'm not looking! I didn't see anything!
Hachiya's mom： ざまあみろ 卑怯なマネすっからこうなるんだよ Serves you right. This is what doing things unfairly gets you.
Motoyoshi's mom： まだまだお若いわね 蓮江さん・・・ うらやましいわ・・・ Hasue-san is still quite young... I'm jealous...
Yamada： えーでは気を取り直してあかね町代表・・・ あっ やめてください 物は投げないでください！ Uh, well, then, let's pull ourselves together and the Akane-chou represenative will - Ah, please stop, please don't throw things!
Page 15 Yamada： 現役体育教師みのり先生２５歳！ 今回ビーチバレーのエントリーだと騙して連れてきました The current gym teacher, Minori-sensei, age 25! She was brought along when she was tricked into entering into beach volleyball!
Saizaki： こ・・・こんなばかな事が・・・！ A stupid thing like this -
Sash： ミスあけね町 Miss Akane-chou
Yamada： 会場の皆さんが一気にごきげんになってくれました さすが常中の誇る怒られたい先生ナンバーワンの実力です！ では先生スリーサイズを上から順に教えてください Everyone here has gotten into such a good mood all at once! As expected, it's the number one power of the Toko middle school teacher who you'd want to brag about getting into trouble with! Now, then, please tell us your three sizes starting from the top.
Saizaki： すっ・・・ 教師が こんな浮ついたものに参加するわけにはいきません！ いい加減にしなさい！ Wha - As if a teacher would participate in a silly thing like this! Stop it!
Yamada： あーん 怒られてしまいました Ah, I got scolded...
Text： その頃の安田 Yasuda at that time
Page 16 Keiichi： どりゃあっ Oooof!
Hades-sensei： わ・・・悪い 助かった・・・ 鏑木さん 大丈夫？ Th-thanks for that, you really helped us there. Are you all right, Kaburagi-san?
Kaburagi： な・・・なんとか・・・ S-somehow...
Keiichi： こりゃあ一時休戦するしかねェな Well, we don't have any choice but to have a temporary truce.
Mitogawa： 確かにこんな演出は私も聞いていないなあ Even I didn't hear about a part like this.
Hades-sensei： いえ もう原因はわかっています 急ぎましょう！ No, I know the source of this now. Let's hurry!
Yamada： えーでは続きましてすみれ町代表の・・・ 花巻美玖さん１４歳なのですが 同じく騙して連れて来たせいかピクリとも動きません Uh, well, then, moving right along, here's the Sumire-chou represenative... Hanamaki Miku-san, 14-years-old. Perhaps it's because she was similarly tricked and brought along that she won't move a muscle.
Mimasaka： は・・・花巻・・・ Ha...Hanamaki...
Ashitaba： かわいそうに・・・ So pitiful...
Page 17 Motoyoshi's mom： 何してるの・・・そんなことじゃあ あかね町に勝てないでしょう・・・！ What are you going...? Akane-chou can't win With something like this...!
Hanamaki： へっ・・・ あっ・・・か 身体が勝手に・・・？ Huh... Ah...my...my body is moving on its own...?
Sash： すみれ町 Sumire-chou
Yamada： おっと花巻さんここでセクシーポーズ！ Oh, now Hanamaki-san is doing a sexy pose!
Hachiya's mom： むっ！ おのれ無駄な抵抗をっ！ 負けてたまるかあっ！ Hmph! You bitch, you're fighting a losing battle - ! I will not lose!
Yamada： あーっ！ どうしたことでしょう！ みのり先生の水着がまるで乾燥機にかけたかのよう！ 縮む縮むーっ！ Ah! What's going on here! It's like Minori-sensei's swimsuit has been put into a dehydrator! It's shrinking!
Saizaki： きゃああっ なっ・・・！ ちょっ・・・こんな・・・！ Kyaaa, wha - Hang on - this is -
Yamada： 会場は大興奮です！ The assembly hall is going wild!
Page 18 Hades-sensei： 待ったあっ！ ま・・・間に合った・・・ Wait! J-just in time...
Person： てめー 余計なことすんじゃねー You bastard, you overdid it!
Page 19 Mitogawa： まったく 貴様らの私怨を助長するために出した予算じゃないぞ 子供たちは正々堂々戦っていたというのにいい大人が情けない Jeez... We weren't given a budget for you to foster your own personal grudges. Even though the children gave it a fair fight, the good adults were pathetic.
Hachiya's mom： か・・・返す言葉もございません I...don't have anything to say to that.
Otemoto's dad： 大変申し訳ない・・・ I am incredibly sorry.
Hades-sensei： まあまあ三途川先生そのへんで・・・ ところで障害物競走ってどうなったんですか？ Now, now, Mitogawa-sensei, that's a bit... By the way, what happened with the obstacle race?
Keiichi： そういえば・・・ 放ったらかして来ちまったな Now that you mention it... We left it alone and came over here.
Yodobashi： 障害物競走一位は常伏本町！ ２００点獲得です！ In the first place for the obstacle race is Tokofushi Hon-chou! They get 200 points!
Keiichi： あっ・・・ Ah...
Hades-sensei： まだやってたのか・・・ They were still doing it...?
Text： 結局 総合優勝も常伏本町でした In the end, the overall champions were Tokofushi Hon-chou.
Otemoto's dad： くっ・・・ Kuh...
Hachiya's mom： 来年こそは・・・ Next year for sure...
Mimasaka： もう付き合ってられん I'm not gonna have anything to do with this anymore.https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/33673Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 542012-03-04T11:16:38+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comEhh, this isn't my best work but I guess they can't all be super amazing. As always, reserved for Muda.
Page 1 Kaburagi： えっ？ 町内の運動会？ Eh? A neighborhood sports meet?
Hachiya： そう！ うちのオカン根田切あかね町の会長なんだけど参加者の集まり悪くてさー どうかな？ シンヤこういうの得意かなと思ってさ Yeah! My mom is Netakiri's Akane-chou president so me participating would be a bad idea. How about it? I was thinking you're good at stuff like this.
Hachiya： マジで？ 悪いねー助かったよ！ Really? Sorry about this, you're a huge help!
Kaburagi： あ・・・でも それってどのくらいの規模のものなの？ あんまり凄いと恥ずかしいかも・・・ Ah...but how big is this thing going to be? It's going to be embarrassing if it's too big...
Hachiya： あーそのへんは大丈夫！ 会場は常中のグラウンドだし 出たら お菓子もらえるくらいで大したことないよ Ah, don't worry about stuff like that! The meeting place is Toko middle's sports ground. If you come, you'll get some sweets, it's no big deal.
Kaburagi： そうなんだ！ 了解 よーし優勝しようね！ Really! Got it. All right, let's win!
Hachiya： あははは いーよ そんなマジになんなくってもさ あーでもありがと！ よろしくなー Ahahaha, great, even though it's gonna be really easy. Ah, but, thank you! I'm countin' on ya.
Page 2 Otemoto： 君たち 町内運動会に参加しないか How about you guys Participate in the neighborhood sports meet?
Fuji： パス Pass.
Ashitaba： 僕も・・・足引っぱるだけだと思うし・・・ Me too...I think I'd just get in everyone's way...
Mimasaka： 女子がいっぱい来るなら出てやってもいい If a bunch of girls go, then I will.
Otemoto： すぐそれだな 君は 個人の活躍は関係ない 参加することに意味があるんだよ アシタバくん 僕の父が常伏みどり町の会長なんだが集まりが悪くてね よければ考えておいてくれたまえ I knew you'd say that. This has nothing to do with what you do in private. There's a reason in you participating, Ashitaba-kun. My father is Tokofushi Midori-chou's chairman so it would be bad for me to do so. If you'd like, you can think about it first.
Mimasaka： おい！ 女子は？ Hey! What about the girls?
Otemoto： まったく・・・仕方がないな 君は・・・ 交換条件だからな！ 頼んだよ Jeez...I've got no choice with you... That's the bargaining point! I'm counting on you!
Ashitaba： なんの約束したの・・・？ What did he promise...?
Page 3 Hades-sensei： うちの学校で町内運動会をやるんですか・・・？ それは面白そうですね They're having the neighborhood sports meet here at school...? That sounds interesting.
Saizaki： 毎年我々教員はお手伝いとして駆り出されることになっているのですけれど ハデス先生もぜひお願いしますわ Every year, we teachers are recruited as helpers. Hades-sensei, please help out too.
Hades-sensei： 勿論 喜んで・・・ はっ では・・・あの・・・つまりそれは・・・その・・・ いつも以上にケガや熱中症や子供やご年配の方に気を配らなくてはいけませんよね・・・？ これは大変だ・・・！ Of course, I'd be happy to... Ha... Well, then...um...in other words, um... I'll have to watch out for injuries, heatstroke, children and the elderly more than usual...? That's pretty serious...!
Saizaki： ちょっと嬉しそうに見えるのは気のせいなのしら 当日は生徒の保護者や地域住民の皆様さらに市長までお越しになるんです！ あまり常軌を逸した行動は避けてくださいね！ いいですか？ I wonder if I'm imagining you looking a bit happy about that. The students' guardians, the area's citizens, and even the mayor will be coming that day. I'd like you to avoid too much over the top behavior. All right?
Hades-sensei： えっ・・・ そんな・・・ではあの・・・リヤカーの使用は・・・ Eh... No way...then...using the trailer...
Saizaki： リヤカーも屋台もダメです！ You can't use it or the cart!
Page 4 Text： 常伏町内運動会 地域住民の有志の参加を募って開催される運動会である 本気を出した大人たちが主催するため従来の運動会より規模が大きく各町内会のプライドを賭けた戦いが毎年繰り広げられている The Tokofushi neighborhood sports meet An athletic meet that's held where they ask the area's citizens for voluntary participation. Because of the adults who have gone all out sponsoring the event, it's much bigger in size than traditional sports meets and every year, a fight that risks each neighborhood's pride unfolds.
Title： 白熱！ 町内運動会・前編 White Hot! The Neighborhood Sports Meet: Part One
Page 5 Kaburagi： ど・・・ どこが・・・大したことないって・・・？ 地元のテレビ局まで・・・ Where... Where is the whole, "it's not big deal"...? Even the local TV station...
Hachiya： いやあ・・・はは 実はあたしもつい昨日知ったばっかでさあ！ なんか今年は凄いスポンサーがついて莫大な資金がおりたらしいよ・・・ Well...ha ha...to be honest, I just found out that out yesterday too. It seems like this year it's got some really crazy sponsors and they put forth a whole lotta money...
Hachiya's mom： よおっ！ シンヤちゃん似合ってんじゃん！ Heeey! That really suits ya, Shinya-chan!
Hachiya： あっ オカン Oh, Ma.
Hachiya's mom： 蜜味から聞いてるよ！ 運動神経バツグンなんだってね！ 期待してっからね～！ I heard from Mitsumi that your reflexes are amazing! I'm lookin' forward to this!
Text： 根田切あかね町 町内会長 蜂谷夏味 Netakiri Akane-chou Neighborhood association head Hachiya Natsumi
Page 6 Hachiya's mom： 首洗って待ってろよ みどり町のヘリクツ親父・・・ へらず口叩けなくなるまでボロボロにぶちのめしてやる Wash your neck and wait, Midori-chou's quibbling old man... I'm going to rip you to shreds until you can quit running your big mouth.
Kaburagi： ど・・・どうしたの・・・？ Wha...what's up with that...?
Hachiya： 色々因縁があるんだよ They're fighting about a lot of different things...
Mimasaka： おーい アシタバ！ Heeey, Ashitaba!
Ashitaba： あ！ 美作くん！ Ah! Mimsaka-kun!
Mimasaka： こっちこっち！ 藤のアホは？ Come here, come here! Where's that idiot Fuji?
Ashitaba： 一応 無理矢理連れて来たけど・・・ 着くなり観客席で寝ちゃったよ For now, I brought him along against his will but As soon we got here, he fell asleep in the audience.
Mimasaka： そうか！ ご苦労だったな Really! Thanks anyway.
Otemoto's dad： やあ 君たちが学の友達だね 今日はよろしく頼むよ Hey, you must be Manabu's friends. Let's do our best our there today.
Text： 常伏みどり町 町内会長 御手本務 Tokofushi Midori-chou Neighborhood association head Otemoto Tsutomu
Page 7 Otemoto's dad： いいか 学 なんとしてもすみれ長の妖怪ばばあだけはねじ伏せるのだ あそこの息子さんには成績でも負けてばかりだからな Got it, Manabu? Just hold down that old Sumire-chou hag, whatever it takes. That son of hers is always beating you in grades and whatnot.
Otemoto： わかってるよ 父さん！ I understand, Dad!
Ashitaba： な なんか僕たちどうでもいい戦いに巻き込まれてない・・・？ H...haven't we been dragged into a really useless fight...?
Motoyoshi's mom： 暦 Koyomi.
Motoyoshi： はい おかあさん Yes Mom.
Motoyoshi's mom： ごほっ！ 大丈夫・・・？ 今日は美っちゃんと敵同士だけど・・・ お母さんのせいで暦と美っちゃんの仲が悪くなったりしたらいやだわ・・・ Gohoh! Is this all right? You're going to be Micchan's enemy today... I don't want you and Micchan's relationship to turn sour because of me.
Motoyoshi： 大丈夫だよ 美っちゃんはそんな懐の狭い男じゃないもの むしろ本気で戦わないほうが失礼だよ It's fine. Micchan isn't a that kind of a weak-hearted man. [I guessed on 懐の狭い男.] Rather, not fighting seriously would be rude.
Motoyoshi's mom： そう・・・？ Really...?
Page 8 Motoyoshi's mom： お母さんね・・・あかね町の奥さんにだけは負けたくないの・・・ あの奥さんいつも大きな声で喋ってわたしの心臓を止めようとしてるんだわ・・・ ううっ ゴホッ ゴホン The only one I don't want to lose to is that Akane-chou woman... She's always talking loudly and trying to stop my heart... Uuuh... Gohoh, gohon...
Motoyoshi： お母さん いいから日陰で休んでなよ Mom, that's enough, go rest in the shade.
Text： その他の地域の方々 常伏いちょう町 町内会長 The other area's people Tokofushi Ichou-chou Neighborhood association head
みなみ根田切 町内会長 Minami Netakiri Neighborhood association head
常伏本町 町内会長 Tokofushi Hon-chou Neighborhood assoication head
根田切枕町 町内会長 Netakiri Makura-chou
Hades-sensei： いや・・・しかしすごい人ですねぇ・・・ これだけ人がいたらひとりくらい具合の悪い人がいてもおかしくないですよねぇ・・・ Well, but...there's so many people... With this many people here, it wouldn't be strange if at least one of them were sick.
Saizaki： 落ち着きなくキョロキョロなさるのやめてください！ 一般の方が不審に思うじゃありませんか Please stop staring around restlessly! Aren't normal people going to be suspicious of you?
Hades-sensei： ん・・・ Hmm..?
Page 9 Hades-sensei： なんでしょう・・・変わった方が来られていますね・・・ 有り得ない場所からおでんを食べている・・・ Wow...some unusual people came... They're eating oden from an impossible place...
Saizaki： あの方はこの度運動会のスポンサーについてくださった方です 特に失礼のないようにお願いします They're one of the ones sponsoring this year's sports meet. Please don't do anything particularly rude.
Yodobashi： 皆様 本日は大変お忙しい中ご足労いただき誠にありがとうございます ただいまより常伏町内運動会を開催いたします 本日進行をつとめさせていただく新聞部の淀橋です 悪意ある独断と偏見に基づきあることないこと実況致しますのでよろしくお願いします Thank you so much for taking the time out of your busy schedules to come today, everyone. The Tokofushi neighborhood sports meet will now be held. I'm Yodobashi of the newspaper club, acting as the commentator today. I look forward to reporting things that may or may not be true based on my own spiteful biases and prejudices.
Yamada： あることだけ言いましょうよ 淀橋さん！ あ アシスタントの山田です・・・ Let's just stick to things that are true, Yodobashi-san! Ah, I'm the assistant, Yamada-san...
Yodobashi： それでは選手宣誓！ ラジオ体操！ 黙想！ Now, then, the team member pledge! Radio exercises! Meditation!
Page 10 Yodobashi： それでは早速競技のほうへうつりたいと思います 最初の競技は２ℓ コーラ早飲み対決です Now, then, I'd like to move on to the game. The first one will be a showdown to see who can drink two liters of cola the fastest.
Mimasaka： 運動させろ！ じゃーねえ・・・ここはオレに任せろ こういうのは得意だからな！ I'll make you exercise! Catch you later...leave this to me. This kind of thing is my speciality!
Text： みどり町美作連太郎 Midori-chou Mimasaka Rentarou
Ashitaba： ムリしないでね・・・ Don't overdo it...
Kaburagi： 刀哉 大丈夫？ Are you going to be okay, Touya?
Touya： 男にとっちゃコーラなんて水だ水！ Cola is water to a man.
Text： あかね町鏑木刀哉 Akane-chou Kaburagi Touya
Motoyoshi： 運動しなくていいなら俺出ようかな 美っちゃんと戦ってみたいし If we don't need to move, then I think I'll go. I want to try fighting against Micchan...
Text： すみれ町本好暦 Sumire-chou Motoyoshi Koyomi
Yamada： 淀橋さん 注目の選手はいらっしゃいますか？ Yodobashi-san, is there a team member you've got your eye on?
Yodobashi： やはり ここは百貫デブの美作くんでしょう 自らすすんでカロリーを摂取しに行く正にデブの鑑です That has to be the huge fatass, Mimasaka-kun. Going to ingest calories of his own volition is the natural pattern for fatasses.
Mimasaka： 淀橋ィィ てめー覚えてろ！ Yodobashiiii, you bastard, I'll get you for that!
Yodobashi： おや・・・？ えーちょっとすみません ここで当校の養護教諭よりストップがかかりました Oh...? Um, excuse me for a minute. We're stopping here for the school's nurse.
Page 11 Hades-sensei： 甘いジュースを一気に沢山飲むと血糖値が急上昇して危険だということで・・・ 一気飲みはダメなんです 本当！ 健康を考慮して青汁２ℓ に変更させていただきます If you drink a lot of a sweet drink in one go, your blood sugar level rises suddenly, and since that's dangerous... Chugging it is a really bad idea! Take your health into consideration and switch to 2 liters of vegetable juice, please.
Yodobashi： 選手の皆さんはすみやかに位置についてください 競技が終わった際にはめちゃくちゃ健康になっていることうけあいです！ Team members, please take your places quickly. When this game is over, having messed up health is a guarantee!
Touya： トップ一杯ならまだしも・・・これは・・・ It'd be better if it were filled to the top...
Yodobashi： それでは用意・・・スタート！ Now, get ready...go!
Yamada： 淀橋さん この競技のポイントはなんでしょうか Yodobashi-san, what are some pointers for this game?
Yodobashi： やはりよく振って飲むことでしょうね 終盤にのどごしが悪いと大変不利かと思われます 皆さんやはり青臭さが辛いのかなかなかボトルが空きません 華もなければ絵面も地味なのでさっさと終わらせていただきたいものです！ Of course, that would be to really work hard and drink it. It looks like it'll be a huge disadvantage if it isn't going down too well in the final stage. Everyone's inexperience really is heartbreaking - their bottles are pretty full. Since the impression left by a picture is subdued without a flower, I'd like it if they'd hurry up and get this over with.
Mimasaka： 誰のせいだ てめー！ Whose fault is that, you ass!
Yodobashi： ・・・おや？ これは・・・ Oh...? This is...
Page 12 Yodobashi： なんとすみれ町の本好くん眉ひとつ動かさずグイグイいきます！ 全く空気を読んでいません！ 青汁を何だと思っているのでしょうか そうこう言っている間に本好くん全部飲んでしまいました すみれ町１抜け！ ５０ポイント獲得！ Whoa, Sumire-chou's Motoyoshi-kun is drinking it down without moving an eyebrow! He really isn't picking up on what's going on! What does he think vegetable juice is? During the time I was talking, Motoyoshi-kun drank all of it! Sumire has one out! They receive 50 points!
Motoyoshi： 割と普段から飲んでます That's pretty much how I usually drink things.
Parents： うぬぬぬぬぬぬう Urggh...
Motoyoshi's mom： ああ・・・暦 よくがんばったわね・・・ お母さんうれしいわ・・・ Ahh...Koyomi, you did well... Your mother is happy...
Ashitaba： 藤くん！ やっと見つけた！ 捜したよ～ いつの間に起きたの Fuji-kun! I finally found you! I've been looking... When did you wake up?
Fuji： ワリーな 腹減ってさ なんか用？ Sorry, I was hungry. Need something?
Ashitaba： それが・・・よくわかんないけど美作くんが呼んでて・・・ Well...I don't really get it but Mimasaka-kun was calling for you...
Fuji： 美作？ なんで？ Mimasaka? Why?
Page 13 Yodobashi： 常伏みどり町の藤麓介くん 第２種目走者の藤麓介くんすみやかにグラウンド中央まで来てください 繰り返します 常伏みどり町の藤麓介くん・・・ Tokofushi Midori-chou's Fuji Rokusuke-kun... Second event runner Fuji Rokusuke-kun, please hurry to the center of the sports ground. I repeat, Tokofushi Midori-chou's Fuji Rokusuke-kun...
Girl： きゃあっ次藤くんだって ホントに出るんだ Kyaa, he said Fuji-kun is next. He really did come.
Girl： 来てよかったね I'm glad he did.
Girl： ねー Hey -
Mimasaka： あっ いたいた藤 早くしろよ エントリーしといたからな！ Ah, you're here, Fuji. Hurry it up. I went ahead and entered you!
Fuji： てめーの仕業かデブ ふざけんな Is this your doing, fatass? Don't screw with me!
Mimasaka： おめーが出るってフレコミで女の子呼んでんだよ！ いいから 腹くくれ I called the girls here by advertising that you were coming. All right, get yourself ready.
Fuji： 冗談じゃねえ 誰が出るかよ 棄権だ こんなもん Don't joke with me. Who's going out there? I don't participate in stuff like this.
Yodobashi： 美術と音楽の成績が万年「２」の藤麓介くん 早くしないと貴様の芸術作品をスライドショーで次々公開するぞ Fuji Rokusuke, whose art and music grades are always "2" If you don't hurry, I'm going to show your artwork one by one with a slideshow.
Fuji： 淀橋 てめェ 待ってろ 今すぐ殺してやる！ Yodobashi, you bastard, just you wait! I'm about to fuckin' kill you!
Picture： 平和 １年Ｃ組藤ろく介 Peace First year C-group Fuji Rokusuke
Page 14 Fuji： くそォ なんでこんなことに・・・ Shit, why do I have to do something like this...
Text： みどり町 藤麓介 Midori-chou Fuji Rokusuke
Tatsumi： 虎子ちゃーん がんばってー！ Koko-chan, good luck!
Text： あかね町 妹尾 虎子 Akane-chou Senoo Koko
Boy： ドジ巻 コケんなよ Don't fall, Clumsy-maki.
Mitsuru： 俺はドジじゃない！ I'm not clumsy!
Text： すみれ町 花巻満 Sumire-chou Hanamaki Mitsuru
Yamada： 淀橋さん 次の「○○食い競争」とはどんな競技なのでしょうか？ Yodobashi-san, just what kind of game is the upcoming "X-biting contest"?
Yodobashi： ルールはいわゆるパン食い競争と一緒です ただしぶら下がっているものが何かは食べてみるまでわかりません！ The rules are the same as the so-called bread biting contest. However, I don't even know if the thing hanging there is something you'd try to eat!
Yamada： へ～ なんだか楽しそうな競技ですね！ Ohhh, wow, that's a game I'm looking foward to!
Yodobashi： 一応まともな物も入っています For now there's something normal inside of there.
Yamada： あ・・・あの さっき あの袋が動いたように見えたんですが・・・ U...um, just a minute ago, I saw that bag move...
Yodobashi： それでは選手の皆さん準備をして下さい Now then, players, please get ready.
Page 15 Yodobashi： さあ ドジ巻さんを除いて選手一斉にスタートしました！ Now, except for Clumsy-maki, the players have started all at the same time!
Fuji： やけに既視感のある兄ちゃんだな・・・ That guy gives me a serious sense of deja vu...
Mimasaka： 藤ー！ マジメに走れー！ Fuji! Run for real!
Fuji： さっさと終わらせよう Let's hurry up and get this over with.
Yodobashi： おっと みどり町藤くん速い！ 速い！ 個人的にはすっ転んで無様を晒して欲しいところです Oh, Midori-chou's Fuji-kun is fast! Personally, I'd like for him to fall over and look clumsy in front of everyone.
Girl： キャーッ 藤くーん！ がんばって～！ Kyaaah, Fuji-kun! Go!
Yodobashi： 藤くん ○○食いポイントに一番乗り！ どれでも選んで食べてください ただし手を使うと失格となります Fuji-kun is the first to reach the X-bite point! Please choose any one of them and bite it. But if you use your hands, you'll be disqualified.
Fuji： アッホらし～・・・ 誰だよ こんな競技考えた奴・・・ ったく・・・ ふんっ This is ridiculous... Who was the guy who thought this game up? Jeez... Umph...!
Page 16 Yodobashi： あ～っと 藤くん 大当たり！ タコの入った袋を引き当ててしまいました！ ざまあみろ！ Ohhh, Fuji-kun hit it big! He drew the octopus that was put in the bag! It serves him right!
Fuji： ぶちゅっ Buchuh!
Yodobashi： この通り袋の中身はどれも新鮮な海の幸となっております 提供してくれたのは魚屋「魚っ常」さん！ ありがとうございます みんな商店街もよろしくな おや？ As you can see, the contents of each bag are fresh seafood. The fish market that provided us with these was "Uottoko-san"! Thank you! Thanks also to everyone in the shopping district. Oh?
Girl： あのォ 棄権します Um, I quit.
Boy： 俺も Me too
Girl： 私も Me too
Yodobashi： おやおやおや？ なんと選手全員が棄権と気絶によりリタイヤしてしまいました よってこの競技得点は入りません！ Oh, oh? Well, we're quitting due to all the players dropping out and fainting. Therefore, this game's points aren't set!
Otemoto's dad： なんの What?
Hachiya's mom： まだまだ！ This ain't over!
Page 17 Text： こうして午前の競技は終了した 淀橋の悪意ある実況と町内会の因縁スポンサーの財力により運動会はますますヒートアップしていった And so the afternoon's games ended. Because of Yodobashi's spiteful live commentary and the assets of the sponsors that the neighborhood association was quarreling over, the neighborhood sports meet heated up more and more.
Otemoto： アシタバくん ピンポン玉リレーに出場しないか？ Ashitaba-kun, could you participate in the ping-pong ball relay?
Ashitaba： えっ？ でも僕エントリーしてないよ Eh? But I didn't enter...
Otemoto： 飛び入りでも大丈夫だから頼むよ！ Although it may be spur of the moment, it'll be fine - I'm counting on you!
Ashitaba： やった優勝・・・ あれっ・・・もしかして僕の出番これだけ・・・ All right, we won... Huh...could it be this is all I get for my turn...?
Saizaki： ハデス先生！ Hades-sensei!
Hades-sensei： はい Yes?
Saizaki： 何なさってるんですか ふざけた格好して！ What are you doing, wearing that ridiculous outfit!
Hades-sensei： す・・・すみません 目立つから是非と頼まれ嬉しくなってしまって・・・ I...I'm sorry... I stand out because they said they were counting on me and I got so happy...
Saizaki： まあ いいですわ それより来て下さい ケガ人です！ Well, whatever. Anyway, come with me. There's someone hurt.
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Eh?
Page 18 Yodobashi： まずあかね町エントリーは鏑木真哉！ サル並の身軽さとゴリラ並の腕力に期待が高まります First up is Akane-chou's entry, Kaburagi Maya! Her nimbleness of a monkey and physical strength of a gorilla gives us hope.
Kaburagi： 淀橋先輩 いいかげんにしてください！ Cut it out, Yodobashi-senpai!
Yodobashi： 続いてみどり町はなぜか我らがスポンサー殿！ 今こうして運動会が催せるのもこの方のおかげ 皆様盛大な拍手をお願いします！ すみれ町エントリーは白昼の深海魚恐怖の顔面ハデス先生！ こう見えて教員なので街を歩いてても職務質問するのはやめてあげて下さい 今回ぎっくりの腰の教頭先生に代わって緊急エントリーです Continuing on with Midori-chou - for some reason, it's our sponsor! How we can hold the sports meet now is due to them. Everyone, let's have a big round of applause! Sumire-chou's entry is the daytime deep sea fish with the scary face, Hades-sensei! Since he's a teacher who looks like this, please hold off on questioning him if you see him walking along the street! It's an emergency entry taking the place of the vice principal who strained his lower back this time.
Hades-sensei： よ・・・よろしくお願いします いいのかな・・・ Le...let's do our best... Is this going to be okay...?
Mimasaka and Ashitaba： あ？ Ah?
Kaburagi： ハデス先生！ Hades-sensei!
Hades-sensei： やあ 鏑木さん なんだかよくわからないけど頑張ろうね・・・ Oh, Kaburagi-san. I don't really get it but let's do our best...
Mitogawa： くっくっく・・・ Ku ku ku...
Page 19 Yodobashi： おっ～と なんとここでスポンサー殿のベールの下が白日のもとに晒されるーッ！ 皆気になってはいたんですが偉い方なだけに突っ込めなかったのです！ どうなることやら！ Ohh, wow, now what's under the sponsor's veil is being exposed in broad daylight! Everyone was worried but they couldn't interfere given that they're important people! What's going to happen!
Mitogawa： 面白くなって来たじゃないか！ Things have gotten interesting, huh!
Keiichi： よ～し・・・ 勝負だ 逸人！ All right... Come at me, Itsuhito!
Text： その他の地域の人達 The other people in the areahttps://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/32933Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 532012-01-07T03:44:17+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comTell me about any mistakes you see! Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Keiichi： できたー！ 鈍！ お前の意見も聞かせてくれよ 俺の考えた新しい武器！ I finished it! Niburu, give me your opinion on it. The new weapon I thought up!
Niburu： へぇ～・・・ Ohh...
Paper： 病魔ま殺ロボ デスミッカー Disease demon-killing robot Death maker
Keiichi： まあこんなのまだまだ序の口だけどな！ Well, it's still got a little ways to go but...!
Page 2 Keiichi： あのジイさんに会ってから毎日楽しくてしょーがねぇよ パチンコを創業する日も近いな！ After we met that old man, I can't help but look forward to it everyday! The day I open the pachinko parlor is close!
Niburu： それは願ったり叶ったりだわ Well, it'll all work like you want it to.
Text： あれから経一は 週に一度くらいのペースで九十九氏の元を訪れている Since then, Keiichi Has been going to Tsukumo-shi's about once a week.
Keiichi： 見てろよ～・・・ 逸人・・・！ そうだ・・・！ これで俺がイケてる武器を開発して逸人の病魔が必要なくなったら みんなで病魔バスターズを開業するのはどうだろうか・・・？ Just watch...Itsuhito...! Oh, that's right! I'll create a cool weapon with this and when Itsuhito doesn't need his disease demon anymore... How about we open up a disease demon busting business?
Niburu： 素敵な夢ね 期待してるわ あら・・・は～い いらっしゃいま・・・ せ・・・ It's a nice dream. I hope we can. Oh, hello there. Wel... Come...
Page 3 Kagerou： こんにちは Hello.
Someone： 逸人？ Itsuhito?!
Title： ユグラシルの騒がしい客 Yggdrasill's Noisy Guest
Page 4 Keiichi： 岸辺下弦朗１７歳 高校生・・・か・・・ いや～笑った 他人の空似ってあるモンだなぁ 見れば見るほど昔の逸人そっくりだ Kishibe Kagerou, 17 years old. A high school student, huh... Oh, man, I laughed...it's cause he just happens to look like him. The more I look at him, the more he looks exactly how Itsuhito used to.
Niburu： まあ びっくりはしたけど・・・ お客様の顔見て笑うなんてやめて頂戴 Well, it surprised me too but... When you look at a customer's face, please stop yourself from laughing at them.
Kagerou： 書けました！ Finished!
Niburu： は～い 伺います・・・ All right. What brings you here -
Kagerou： 噂通りの美しさですね You're just as beautiful as they say you are.
Niburu： は？ Huh?
Page 5 Kagerou： 俺と付き合ってくだっ Please go out with -
Keiichi： てめー 出会いっていきなり何言ってやがる！ You brat, you just met her, what the hell are you saying all of a sudden!
Kagerou： いったいなあ～何すんですか？ 俺客ですよ！ Ow, what was that for! I'm a customer!
Keiichi： おめーみたいなのは客じゃなくてチカンて言うんだよ！ People like you aren't customers, they're perverts!
Kagerou： 誤解ですよ！ 俺ここに凄い美人のスタイリストさんがいるって噂を聞いて来たんです そしたら噂にたがわずきれいな方だったから・・・ You've got it wrong! I just came because I heard there was this super beautiful stylist here. And she's beautiful, just as rumored!
Keiichi： 弁解になってねーよ！ Don't try to justify it!
Kagerou： 大体きれいな人を見かけたら告白するのは礼儀でしょう Isn't it good manners to confess when you happen to see a beautiful person?
Keiichi： イタリアの伊達男か てめーは！ What are you, some Italian dude?!
Niburu： 顔はそっくりだけど・・・性格は全然違うわね 色々びっくりさせてくれる子だわ・・・ His face may look just him...but his personality is completely different. He's a kid that'll surprise you in a lot of ways...
Page 6 Kagerou： うるさいなあ！ 大体俺はここへ髪を切ってもらいに来たんです いちいち絡んでくるのやめてください Be quiet already! I just came here to get my hair cut. Quit fighting about every little things...
Keiichi： なんだとこの・・・ What did you say, you little...
Niburu： それはその通りだわ こちらへどうぞ I agree with that. Come this way.
Keiichi： ああっ Ahhh!
Kagerou： ですよねー おねーさんお名前なて言うんですか？ Really? Oneesan, what's your name?
Niburu： 蛇頭鈍よ Hebizu Niburu.
Kagerou： よーし にぶるさんですね オッケーですよ ちょっと待ってくださいね・・・ All right, Niburu-san, okay... Just wait a minute...
Page 7 Keiichi： おい・・・鈍 こりゃあ・・・ Hey...Niburu... This is...
Niburu： ・・・待って ダメよ まだ様子を見ましょう Wait. Don't, let's see what happens.
Keiichi： ああ だが お前念のためもうちょい下がれよ Yeah. But...just to be sure, step back a bit.
Kagerou： ・・・鈍 今まで・・・心配ばかりかけてすまなかった Niburu. Up to now...all I've done is worry you.
Page 9 Keiichi： てんめェェ 一度ならず二度までも鈍ちゃんの手ェ握りやがって！ 毛根死滅させっぞ セクハラ野郎！ You bastard - not once but twice now you've grapped Niburu-chan's hand! I'm gonna pull your hair out, you sexual harrassing brat! [T/N: He literally says he's going to destroy his hair roots but that...sounds really weird...]
Kagerou： なんですか そっちこそばかすか 殴りやがって 顔にキズでもついたらどうしてくれるんですか？ What? Are you delusional? You hit me! What would you have done if you'd hurt my face?
Keiichi： しかし・・・気のせいか・・・？ 今一瞬こいつの顔が逸人に見えた気がしたけど・・・ But...was it just my imagination? It seemed like for just a second I could Itsuhito in his face...
Niburu： いや 顔は元々そっくりなんだが No, his face has looked like that since he came in.
Keiichi： 鈍ちゃん？ Niburu-chan?
Niburu： 病魔よ 間違いないわ カウンセリングをすればわかること・・・ さっさと始めましょ・・・ 君 座って It's a disease demon, make no mistake. If we counsel him, we'll understand... (The kanji says "hypnotism" but the katakana says "counseling") Let's hurry up and start. You, sit there.
Kagerou： は～い！ Yes, ma'am!
Keiichi： く・・・この色ガキ・・・！ Kuh...you brat...!
Page 10 Keiichi： 鈍 どうしたんだよ 全然キマってねーじゃん 疲れてるんじゃねーのか？ Niburu. What's wrong? This isn't how you usually are. Are you tired?
Niburu： そんなことない・・・と思うけど・・・ 集中できてないのかしら・・・おかしいわね・・・ I don't...think so. Am I not able to concentrate...? It's weird...
Kagerou： 何？ ここ髪切る前に特別な儀式が必要とか・・・？ What? Do you need to do some kind of special service before you cut my hair...?
Keiichi： てめーの散髪はもうちょい後だよ！ それよりもっと目ン玉おっぴろげて協力しろ！ 鈍ちゃんの目を見ろ！ We'll cut your hair in just a little while! More importantly, you need to open your eyes and cooperate! Look into Niburu-chan's eyes!
Kagerou： とっくに釘付けですけど But I've been doing just that for a while now!
Niburu： 多分・・・さっきので焦ったんだわ・・・少し・・・ ふふ・・・ あいつ・・・早くなんとかしてやりたいものね Maybe I'm in a little bit of a hurry because of what happened earlier... Fufu... I...I want to hurry up and do something for him.
Page 11 Keiichi： 何も催眠術だけがカウンセリングってワケじゃねェ 今日は休んでろ 鈍 It's not like hypnotism is all there is to counseling. Let's take off for today, Niburu.
Niburu： えっ？ Eh?
Keiichi： 俺がなんとかして来てやるよ！ 正攻法でな まずは聞こうか てめエがさっき鈍ちゃんにやったやつ・・・ ありゃあ何だ？ I'll come at it in another way. With a frontal attack. First off, I'm going to ask you something. What you did to Niburu-chan earlier... What was it?
Kagerou： ・・・で なんで取調べみたいになってんだよ！ How...how'd this turn out to be like an investigation!
Page 12 Kagerou： 大体 俺はきれいなお姉さんに髪切ってもらいに来たのに・・・ 何を間違って暑苦しいオジサンと召し食う展開になってるんだ・・・ All I did was come to get my hair cut by a pretty lady... What did I do wrong...it's turned into me eating dinner with some old guy.
Keiichi： いいから質問に答えろよ！ 飯もオゴってやるから Whatever, just answer the question! I'm treatin' you.
Kagerou： 別にあれは俺流の女の子を口説くテクニックですよ いつもやってることですけど That's my own technique for wooing girls. It's something I've always done.
Keiichi： おごりと聞くやいなやこいつ・・・ As soon as I mention "treating", he...
Kagerou： 俺初対面の女の子の「今望んでるもの」がわかるんです 物だったり言葉だったりシチュエーションだったり「理想」は女の子によって色々違うじゃないですか 俺はそれを見抜いて満たしてあげるってわけ・・・ あっ おねーさん！ すみませーん！ The first time I meet a girl, I can understand "what she wants". Things, words, situations - their "dream" differs depending on the girl. I can see through that and give it to them. Ah, Onee-san! Excuse me!
Keiichi： なるほど・・・さっき逸人が見えたような気がしたのはそれか 鈍の･･･俺たちの望みは逸人の「解放」と逸人にもっと頼って来て欲しいことに他ならねェ・・・ ちっ・・・あの野郎 I see...I feel like that's the reason why we saw Itsuhito a little while ago... Niburu's...our wish is nothing more than for Itsuhito's release and for him to rely on us more. Hmph...that bastard...
Kagerou： そうなんだ それじゃあ・・・ サトコちゃんって呼んでもいい？ Is that so? Well, then... Is it all right if I call you Satoko-chan?
Girl： ええっ・・・ あ・・・あなたはVEGETABLEの諸越くん！ Ehh... Are you...Morokoshi from Vegetable?!
Text： アイドルグループ VEGETABLE Idol group Vegetable
Keiichi： ・・・おい そんなタラシスキル身につけたのはいつからだ？ Hey. When exactly did you get such skill in seduction?
Kagerou： え？ えへへへ 見てください 電話番号ゲットしちゃいました Huh? Eheheh, look, I got her phone number.
Keiichi： 人の話聞けよ！ お前は！ Listen when people talk!
Kagerou： いつからって言われてもなあ・・・ 俺中学の頃まで全然モテなかったんですよね それを幼なじみの女の子にずっとバカにされてて悔しくて・・・ いつか見返してやるって思ってたら 高校生にしてモテの才能が開花しちゃった感じ？ 今彼女３０人！ Even if I told you "when"... Up to the time I was in middle school, I was really unpopular. My childhood friend, a girl, was always picking on me and it was really mortifying. When I thought, "I'll get her back one day"... Don't you think when you're a high school student your ability to be popular blossoms? Right now I have 30 girlfriends!
Keiichi： ３０人！ 30!
Page 14 Keiichi： なるほど・・・その時の「悔しさ」をキッカケに罹った感じだが 引き金はやっぱり・・・ んじゃア その幼なじみの女の子は今 お前のことどう思ってんだ？ 見返してやれたのか？ I see...I've got a feeling his suffering started from his bitterness that time. That must have been the trigger... Well, this childhood friend of yours...what does she think of you right now? Did you get back at her?
Kagerou： 俺の何が気に入れないのか もう一週間ほど口も聞いてません What is it she doesn't like about me? We haven't spoken in about a week.
Keiichi： いやそれは３０人の彼女だろ 明白にも程がある 理由だろ Well, that's probably because of your 30 girlfriends. Obviously the number of them is the reason.
Kagerou： てっきりモテないのがカッコ悪いって言われてるんだと思ったのに・・・ なんでこんなことになっちゃったんだろう Even though I was sure she'd tell me that not being popular is uncool... Why did it turn out like this?
Keiichi： よし！ 案内しろ 今からその子んトコ行くぞ！ All right! Lead me there. We're going to where she is!
Kagerou： はい・・・えっ ええっ！ All right - eh... Ehhh!
Page 15 Keiichi： なかなかキレイな学校だな・・・ ガキには勿体ねェ That's a pretty nice school... The brats here must be stuck-up...
Kagerou： 確かそろそろ部活が終わる時間のはず・・・ あっ いた！ あの子です 斉賀みどりちゃん あの真ん中の！ うおおおかわいいよ～ 正面から見るの久しぶりだ・・・ The club activities should be about over... Ah! She's here! That girl! Saiga Midori-chan! In the middle! Ohhh, she's so cute... It's been so long since I've seen her from the front...
Keiichi： そういやあの子には自慢の「特技」使わねーのかよ So, then, why don't you use that "special skill" on her?
Kagerou： つっ・・・使いませんよ！ そんなことして みどりちゃんの「理想」が俺の知ってるヤツとかだったらどうするんですかっ！ 俺に死ねって言うんですか！ Use...I can't do that! If I did... If Midori-chan's "dream" was a guy that I know, what would I do?! Would he tell me, "Go to hell!"
Keiichi： そ・・・そりゃ悪かったな・・・ Tha...that would be bad...
Page 16 Keiichi： よし！ お前 今からあの子に告ってこい！ Okay! Go confess to her right now!
Kagerou： えーっ！ な な な 何言ってんですか 彼女が３０人もいる超モテ男のこの俺が・・・ あんな田舎くさい子供っぽい女好きなわけが Ehhh! Wha...wha...wha...what would I say? I'm a playboy with 30 girlfriends... There's no way she could like a childlike, backwoods womanizer like me...
Keiichi： おおいに有るんだな よくわかった Yeah, you've got a lot of girlfriends, I get that.
Kagerou： いや無理ですよ！ 俺たち幼なじみなんですよ！ 長い付き合いで色々なあなあになっちゃっててそういうこっ恥ずかしいの無理な関係なんですってば わかります？ この甘酸っぱい距離感！ No, I can't! We're childhood friends! I'm telling you, it would be an embarrassing and impossible relationship if we got together since we've known each other so long! Do you understand this bittersweet sense of distance!
Keiichi： あ～っ もううるせえな！ お前は何にビビってんだ！ 失敗することか？ しょうもねェ！ どうせビビるなら後悔することをビビれよ お前が本当に好きな女はその３０人の彼女なのか？ Okay, shut up already! What are you so afraid of? Failure? That's useless! If you're gonna be afraid, then be afraid of regret! Are the girls you really like those 30 girlfriends?
Kagerou： ど・・・どうしよう 何を喋ったらみどりちゃんの地雷を踏まずに済むのか 全然わかんない 「あの力」を使えば一発だけど・・・そんなことしたら・・・いや・・・でも・・・ ひ ひさしぶり・・・ Wha...what should I do? I seriously don't know what I could say to her to avoid stepping on a landmine. If I use "this power", it would be just this once...if I did something like that...no...but... It's... It's been a while...
Page 18 Kagerou： このままみどりちゃんに 嫌われてしまうくらいだったら At this rate...if... If...it's to the point where I'm hated by Midori-chan...
Girl： 私たち先に行って待ってるね We're gonna go on ahead and wait for you.
Midori： あっ ちょっと！ もう・・・ なんなの？ 早くしてよ 用がないなら話かけてこないで！ 今日は美人のスタイリストのいる美容室へ行くんじゃなかったの？ 年上の彼女はこれで２ケタなんだってね！ おめでとう Ah... Wait! Aw... What? Make this quick. If you don't have any business with me, then don't bother talking to me. Did you go to that salon that has the pretty stylist? The number of older girls you have is in the double digits, congratulations.
Page 19 Kagerou： なんで 知ってるの？ 俺たち一週間もまともに口きいてなかったのに・・・ How do you... Know? Even though we haven't talked in a week...
Midori： そんなのあんたに関係ないでしょ！ たまたま人が話してるの聞いただけだもん！ That doesn't have anything to do with you! I just happened to hear people talking about it!
Kagerou： みどりちゃん・・・ Midori-chan...
Midori： なによ！ 早くしなさいよ！ 昔からぐじぐじはっきりしない男ね！ What! Hurry it up! You've always been so slow!
Kagerou： 今まで使ってきた女の子を喜ばせるためだけの言葉 心にもない ただ耳障りがいいだけの言葉 もーこの際嫌われたっていいっ！ みどりちゃんにそんな言葉 遣いたくない！ Up to now, the words that I've used to make girls happy... They were only words that were insincere or hurt to hear... You can hate me already! I didn't want to use Such words on Midori-chan!
Text： 病魔名称： ミラージュ 相手が「望んでいるもの」を見せ惑わすことができる。 望みは物体に限らず、状況にまでも及ぶ。 Disease demon name: Mirage Can see what others "wish for" and deceive them. Wishes are not just limited to objects - they even include things like situations.
Keiichi： デケェ音しただけだ 心配すんな！ それよりこいつあんたにどーしても伝えたいことがあるらしいぜ 目ェ覚ましたら聞いてやってくれよ It was a just a really loud noise, don't worry about it! Anyway, I think he has some things he wants to tell you. When he wakes up, listen to him!
Midori： えっ・・・？ Eh...?
Keiichi： 俺の用事はこれで終わりだ 達者でな My job's over with this. Stay well.
Midori： ・・・ふっ・・・ 不審者－っ！ 先生！ 警備員さん！ 誰か来てーッて！ A... A suspicous person! Sensei! Security guard! Someone come here!
Keiichi： ええっ？ Huuuh?
Page 22 Cellphone： 受信トレイ 経ー 終わった！ 終わったよ！ （＾O＾）ｂ ょっと寄り道して帰るけ 心配しないでね （＞＜；） E-mail inbox Keiichi It's finished! It's finished! （＾O＾）ｂ Gonna stop over for a bit, then I'll be home. Don't worry （＞＜；）
Hades-sensei： びっくりした・・・ なんでここにいるんだ・・・ You scared me... What are you doing here?
Page 23 Keiichi： ふん よーく見りゃ思ったほど似てなかったな・・・ Hmm. When I get a good look at you, you don't look like him as much as I thought.
Hades-sensei： 何の話だ・・・ それより何か用なのか What are you talking about? Anyway, what do you want?
Keiichi： あァ Ah.
Hades-sensei： 何するんだ いきなり What the hell was that for all of a sudden!
Keiichi： うるせー こりゃア鈍ちゃんの分だ！ このタコ！ お・・・ Shut up. That was for Niburu. You octopus!
Cellphone： 受信トレイ 鈍ちゃん RE：終わったよ！ ありがとう 帰りに卵買ってきて頂戴 E-mail inbox Niburu-chan Re: It's finished! Thank you. Can you please buy some eggs on the way home?
Keiichi： よし 俺 用済んだし 帰るわ じゃあな All right, that's all I needed. I'm out. Catch you later.
Hades-sensei： ちょっ・・・鈍の分ってどういうことだ？ おい経一！ Wa...what do you mean, "for Niburu"? Hey, Keiichi!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/32909Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 522012-01-05T11:03:58+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comLike I said in the translation before this one, if you see something that's not right, tell me! There's few lines I'm a bit iffy on but oh well. For Muda Scans.
Girl： キャンプファイヤーの薪全部作れちゃうんじゃない？ Did she make all this campfire wood?
Girl： ん？ みのり先生どうしたんだろ Hmm? What's up with Minori-sensei?
Girl： なんかＡ組のヤツ何人か抜け出したらしいよ 本っ当お騒がせだよね あのクラス It seems like some guys from the A-group sneaked off. That class is seriously annoying.
Girl： でも藤くんがいるよ！ But Fuji-kun is in there!
Page 2 Title： 波乱の林間学校 後編 The Troubled Camp School: Final
Hades-sensei： こ・・・ これは・・・ It... It's...
Tsukumo： やれやれ・・・都合よくネズミが引っかかったモンじゃ それじゃよ 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）に使う捕獲ボトルの元になった思念体は・・・ Goodness...you really managed to catch yourself a rat. That's the thought form that the capture bottles the sampling gun uses originally came from.
Page 3 Tsukumo： 名を"虚像の姿見" 己の美貌に取り憑かれた女たちに代々愛され続けた鏡じゃ いつしかその鏡は見る者の心を捉えて離さんのようになった・・・ Its name is "virtual image mirror." It's a mirror that has been loved for generations by women obsessed with their own beautiful faces. Before they knew it, the mirror charmed the person looking at it and wouldn't let them go.
Keiichi： なるほど 確かに仕組みが似てんな 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）とよ I see. It's structure really does resemble The sampling gun.
Hades-sensei： なんとかなりませんか 僕の生徒なんです Isn't there something that can be done? He's my student.
Tsukumo： そりゃ鏡を壊すとかすればわからんが・・・ その鏡は大切な物じゃ・・・お前さん責任取れんのかい Well, I don't know if we can break the mirror or anything... That mirror is valuable...can't you take responsibility for it?
Hades-sensei： 僕の身体で払えるものならなんでも払います お願いします If I have to pay with my body, then I'll pay whatever it takes. Please.
Tsukumo： 即答ねぇ・・・ An immediate answer...
Mimasaka： ちょ・・・ ちょっと待ってくれ W.... Wait just a second!
Page 4 Mimasaka： ココに最初に忍び込もうって言い出したのはオレなんだよ！ I was the one who suggested we sneak in here in the first place!
Motoyoshi： その彼は逆に俺たちを戒めようとしてくれていたんです You could punish us instead of punishing him.
Fuji： アシタバはただの巻きぞえだ 責任どうこう言う問題なら先生よりむしろ俺らの方にある Ashitaba just got mixed up in it. If it's a question of who's responsible, we're more to blame than sensei is.
Tsukumo： 何かワシの方がイジワルしとる様になってきたのぉ・・・ They've made me out to be the bad guy here.
Mitogawa： いいんじゃないか 鏡のひとつくらいくれてやれ たくさんある内のひとつだろ Isn't it all right? Just give them the one mirror. It's one out of the many here.
Misao： あの・・・ちょっと待って下さい ぎ論にみずを差すようなのですが 操のかんがえを聞いてもらってもよいですか Um...please wait. It seems like I'm putting a damper on the argument but Could you listen to the idea that I have?
Page 5 Hades-sensei： 操ちゃん Misao-chan.
Fuji： みさおだって・・・？ "Misao"...?
Mimasaka： あれ？ どっかで会ったか？ 何ラクガキしてんだよ Huh? You met her somewhere? What are you scribbling?!
Hades-sensei： 操ちゃん それは・・・？ Misao-chan, that's...
Misao： すい晶どくろです 操はいまおーぱーつにもきょう味しんしんなのです It's a crystal skull. I'm really interested in OOPArt right now as well.
Mimasaka： いや そうじゃなくて No, that's not what I meant -
Tsukumo： そうか操 ようやったぞ おい！ お前さんらちょっと退がっとれ！ That's right, Misao. You did well! Hey! You guys, step back a little!
Page 6 Mimasaka and Fuji： あ・・・ アシタバ？ A... Ashitaba?!
Ashitaba： うう・・・ はっ！ Uuh... Haaah!
Misao： やりました I did it.
Mimasaka： うおおおおおおっ アシタバ無事かーッ！ Uooooooh! Ashitaba, are you all right?!
Ashitaba： な・・・な なんとか・・・ S...s...somehow...
Keiichi： 何？ どういうこと？ What? What's going on?
Niburu： ははあ・・・ なんとなくわかったわ Ha ha... I understand it somewhat.
Page 7 Misao： いぜん 操はこの鏡に絵をかいておじいさんにおこられたことがあるのですが そのときは鏡にすい込まれたりしなかったのです A little while ago, I drew a picture on the mirror and I got told off by ojiisan but It didn't suck it into the mirror or anything that time.
Tsukumo： 虚像の姿見は美女の魂を取り込んできた 美しい鏡・・・ ラクガキによって醜くなることがガマンならんのじゃろ 今度から布でも掛けとくか・・・ The virtual mirror took in the souls of beautiful women. It's a gorgeous mirror... It probably couldn't stand being made ugly by the scribble. I'll hang a cloth or something over it from now on.
Misao： あのときはひどいことしたから・・・ たすけられてよかった・・・ I did something terrible to you that time... I'm glad I could help you...
Ashitaba： あ・・・あれ？ 君って・・・ H...huh? You're -
Tsukumo： のォ ばばあ Hey, old lady.
Mitogawa： 何だ じじい What is it, old man?
Tsukumo： 先程の水晶のことじゃか・・・できるだけ迅速に調査してみてやろう その代わりと言っちゃなんじゃが・・・ It's about that crystal earlier...we should try looking into that as quickly as possible. It's hard for me to ask this in return but...
Page 8 Tsukumo： それじゃあ 操 ちょっとの間じゃが・・・ いい子にするんじゃぞ Well, Misao, it's just for a little while but... Be a good girl.
Misao： はいっ 気をつけていってきます Yes, sir! Take care!
Keiichi： 千歳ちゃん達は仕事だから面倒は俺らがみることになるけど ホントにいいのか？ じーさん Chitose-chan and all have work so we'll be the ones taking care of her but Is that really all right, jiisan?
Tsukumo： 一日くらいええじゃろ もうすっかり情緒も安定したし・・・ あの子も口には出さんが寂しがっとる It should be all right for about a day. Her emotions have already calmed down. She won't talk about it but she misses you.
Keiichi： そりゃ じーさんと２人暮らしじゃあ Well, then, how about the two of us live together with you -
Niburu： やめなさい Stop it.
Hades-sensei： お世話になりました Thank you for all your help.
Ashitaba： あの・・・今でもすっごく強いの？ Um...are you really super strong now?
Misao： いえあれはおとうさんの力によるものだったので いまの操はいたってぼん人なのです No, that was because of my dad's power. Right now I'm really just a normal person.
Page 9 Hades-sensei： あっ Ah!
Fuji： どうしたよ What's wrong?
Hades-sensei： ここに来てから携帯電話の電源切りっぱなしだったの忘れてた・・・ えーっと・・・ After we came here, I forgot about turning off the power on my cellphone. Let's see...
Hades-sensei： みんな急いで戻ろう 早く！ Everyone, let's hurry up and get back! Hurry!
Fuji： なんだよ 急に What's with you all of a sudden?
Motoyoshi： そろそろキャンプファイヤー終わった頃かな It should be about time for the campfire to be over, right?
Ashitaba： ホントに丸々サボっちゃった ううっ・・・ 怒られるんだろうなあ We really skipped out on it... Uuuh... We're probably going to get told off...
Tsukumo： なかなか危なっかしくて飽きん連中じゃ 俗世暮らしも面白そうじゃのぉ なあばばあ・・・ They just don't get tired of getting into danger... Living in this world seems interesting. Huh, old lady...
Monkey： ギッ？ Gii?
Page 10 Mimasaka： は～疲れた！ いや～ たっぷり怒られたな・・・ アシタバいつまでヘコんでんだよ Maaan, I'm tired! Well, we got told off a whole bunch... Ashitaba, how long are you gonna feel down?
Ashitaba： え？ ああ ごめん・・・ 僕あんまり先生に怒られた経験なくて・・・ちょっとショックで・・・ Huh? Ahh, I'm sorry... I don't have a whole lot of experience being scolded by teachers...I'm just a little shocked.
Fuji： んな小せーこと気にすんなよ 俺に比べりゃ全然じゃん Well, don't sweat the small stuff. Compared to me, that's nothing.
Motoyoshi： 藤は少しくらい反省してもいいと思うけど I think it wouldn't hurt for Fuji to reflect on his actions a little...
One of the kids： そういえばハデス先生は？ By the way, what about Hades-sensei?
Mimasaka： さあ・・・まだ怒られてんじゃねーの さっきも廊下からみのりちゃんの怒鳴り声聞こえたし ん・・・？ おい・・・あれって Well...isn't he still getting told off? I could hear Minori-chan's angry voice from the hallway earlier. Hmm? Hey...that's...
Page 11 Keiichi： はぁ～・・・ はぁ～・・・ Haaah... Haaah...
Mimasaka： 何やってんだ あのおっさん What's that ossan doing...?
Fuji： 知らんけども あんまり知り合いだと思われたくねーしほっとこうぜ I have no idea... I don't want it to look like we know him. Let's leave him alone.
Keiichi： あっ お前ら！ なぁ！ ちょっと来い！ 聞いてくれよなあ！ Hey, you guys! Hey! Come here for a minute! Listen up!
Ashitaba： えっ・・・ 鈍さんの部屋に忍び込む？ Eh... You're going to sneak into Niburu-san's room?
Keiichi： そう！ お前ら協力してくれよ！ Yes! Work with me here, you guys!
Mimasaka： ちょ・・・ちょっと待て おっさん！ 一旦ストップ！ H-hang on a second there, ossan! Stop for a moment.
Page 12 Keiichi： なんだよ 一体 What is it?
Ashitaba： いえ・・・僕らのクラスメイトにこういう話題に敏感な人がひとりいるんですけど・・・ Well...we've got a classmate who's sensitive to topics like that...
Mimasaka： そいつが関わると流れを全部持っていかれるんだよ コトは隠密に進めようぜ If he has anything to do with it, he's going to get carried away. Let's go on with it secretly.
Yasuda： ふっふっふ・・・ 聞こえたぜ！ どうやら俺の出番のようだな あれっ？ なんだこれ！ 俺どうなってんだ？ Fufufu... I heard that! It seems like it's my chance to shine! Huh? What the hell! How I'd get this way!
Motoyoshi： 俺 そろろ疲れちゃったし・・・こいつ先生に引き渡してもう休むよ 美っちゃん 頑張ってね I'm getting pretty tired here...I'm going to hand him over to a teacher and go to bed soon. Good luck, Micchan.
Fuji： 俺も流石にねむいし パス・・・ I'm tired too, as you'd expect. I pass...
Mimasaka： お・・・おお・・・ Oh...oh.
Keiichi： なるほど こういう友達か I see. So you have a friend like that, huh.
Mimasaka： ・・・で おっさんはなんだって？ So, ossan, what was it you wanted?
Keiichi： そーだ！ 聞いてくれよ 鈍ちゃんのやつ酷いんだぜ 部屋予約したのは俺なのにさ・・・ That's right! Listen up. Niburu-chan is being mean. Even though I was the one who made the room reservation...
Misao： あのう・・・ Um...
Niburu： なあに？ What is it?
Misao： よろしいですか？ Is this all right?
Niburu： なにが？ What is?
Misao： キャラメルおじさんをおい出してしまって・・・ Running the caramel ojisan out of here...
Niburu： あら～？ 何かおかしい？ だってお布団は２組しかないのよ ３人寝るには計算が合わないわ Oh? Is something strange about that? But there's only two futons. The number of people sleeping don't add up.
Misao： なるほど たしかにけい算にはあいませんね I see. They really don't add up.
Niburu： でしょう？ Right?
Page 14 Niburu： さ・・・て 色々あって疲れちゃったし 今日は早めに寝ようかしら・・・ Weeell, I'm exhausted from all the things that happened. How about we go to sleep early?
Misao： もうおやすみになれるのですか？ It's already time to go to bed?
Niburu： あら・・・まだ眠くならない？ ダメよ～ 子供が夜更かししちゃ・・・ Oh...are you not sleepy yet? Children shouldn't stay up really late...
Misao： ねむってしまうのもったいないのです・・・ It's just such a shame to go to sleep...
Niburu： あらあら じゃ 一緒に寝ましょうか・・・ Oh, goodness... How about we sleep together then?
Hades-sensei： はぁ・・・ いつもの５倍くらい怒られてしまった・・・ まあ 明らかに僕が悪いんだけども ん・・・？ なっ・・・？ Haah... I was told off about five times more than usual... Well, I was clearly in the wrong here... Hmm? Wha...?
Page 15 Mimasaka： オレれがついて来たトコで何か変わんのかよ Isn't there something weird about you bringing us here?
Keiichi： 鈍ちゃんは女子供には菩薩のように優しいんだ お前ら使って情に訴えれば・・・ まったく子供に頼るなんて情けない男ね～ なんて言いながら部屋に入れてくれるに違い・・・ なっ！ Niburu-chan is nice to women and children like a bodhisattva. If I can use you guys to bring out those feelings... Jeez, having children rely on such a pathetic man like you... While she's saying that, you've gotta go into the room - Wha!
Hades-sensei： うちの生徒に一体何教えようとしてるんだっ・・・！ ふたりともだめだよ こんなおじさんの相手しちゃあ Just what the heck are you trying to tell my students...! Guys, don't hang around an ojisan like this.
Keiichi： 誰がおじさんだ この野郎 同じ年だろ お前！ Who the hell is an ojisan, you bastard! You're the same age as me!
Ashitaba： せ 先生・・・ Se...sensei...
Hades-sensei： 部屋に戻ろうね Let's get back to your room.
Keiichi： 待てこら そいつら連れてくな つーか無視すんな！ Hey, wait! Don't take them with you! Or rather, don't ignore me!
Hades-sensei： うるさいなぁ・・・ なんだ一体 Oh, shut up. Just what do you want?
Page 16 Niburu： 明かり消すわね Let's turn the lights off.
Misao： はい All right.
Ashitaba： いきなり訪ねて大丈夫なんですか？ もう寝てるかも・・・ Is it all right to just suddenly go see her? She's probably already asleep...
Keiichi： それはあり得るな That's possible.
Mimasaka： すごい格好で寝てたりして Sleeping in a really amazing position...
Hades-sensei： 経一 経一！ Keiichi... Keiichi!
Keiichi： なんだと このエロガキ！ What did you say, you pervy kid!
Misao： あの Um...
Niburu： なあに？ What is it?
Hades-sensei： 一体何を企んでるんだ 生徒を使って何かする気なら許さないぞ・・・ What are you planning here? I won't forgive you if you're thinking of using my students for something...
Keiichi： あ～！ Ahh!
Misao： これではおふとんがひとつあまることになりませんか・・・？ Isn't there one futon too many now...?
Niburu： あら～ いいのよ 調子こいてシインルーム予約した経一が悪いのよ Oh, it's fine. It's Keiichi's fault for getting carried away and booking a single room.
Keiichi： じゃあ お前が代わりに様子見て来いよ！ 寝床なくて必死なんだよ こっちは！ Well, then, you go in instead to see what's going on! I'm desperate without a bed here!
Hades-sensei： な・・・？ 何の話・・・ Wha...? What do you...
Page 17 Hades-sensei： だっ・・・ な・・・なんだって言うんだ こんな暗い部屋に一体何の・・・ Mean! Wha...what are you talking about? What on earth are you pushing me into a dark room for -
Hades-sensei： それじゃあ・・・名残惜しいけど・・・ 元気でね 操ちゃん Well...I hate to see you go but... Take care, Misao-chan.
Keiichi： じーさんのトコまでは俺らが送ってくよ We're going to take her to jiisan's place.
Mitogawa： ああ・・・頼んだよ なに そうしょげるな またいつだって会えるさ 楽しかったかい？ All right...I'll leave her to you. What, don't look so sad. We can see you again anytime. Did you have fun?
Misao： はい！ Yes!
Hades-sensei： それはよかった I'm glad of that.
Keiichi： まったくだ Really.
Misao： こんどは 操のほうからとこふし町へおじゃましに行きます おじいさんはまだだめだというかもしれませんが・・・ 操がいまいちばん「したい」とおもうことはこれなのです Next time I'll come to Tokofushi town. Ojiisan will probably tell me that I can't but... This is the thing I think about wanting to do the most.
Page 19 Misao： みなさん 操と おとうさんを・・・たすけていただいて ほんとうにありがとうございました Everyone, thank you so very much For saving me From my father.
Mitogawa： そんな面下げて物憂げにしてみても面白いだけだぞ 一体 昨晩何があったんだ It's just amusing, even if your face hangs down like that and you try being melancholy. [T/N: Another awkward line! Sorry.] Just what happened last night?
Text： その頃の九十九家 At that moment at Tsukumo's house
Tsukumo： なんと！ 茶柱とは・・・ お前さんやるのう Wow! To think there'd be a tea stalk floating straight up... You did this, didn't you?
Monkey： ウギッ！ Ukii!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/32906Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 512012-01-05T07:28:47+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comSo I suppose I'm going to try to put these up without proofreading first. If I made any mistakes, don't hesitate to point them out to me. As always, reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Misao： びっくりした・・・ おひさしぶりです・・・とても・・・ ハデス先生 みとがわ先生 鈍さん あと・・・ キャラメルくれたおじさん That surprised me... It's...been a really long time... Hades-sensei. Mitogawa-sensei. Niburu-san. And... The old man who gave me caramels.
Page 2 Text： 操はかって生徒たちを襲い常伏町を脅かした罹人・卑川鉄生の実子である しかし父親の歪んだ価値観に翻弄され続けた結果満身創痍となり 事件が解決した後は父親を失った操を三途川先生が保護していると聞いていたハデス先生だったが・・・ It was kakarito Hikawa Tetsuo's own child Misao who once attacked the students and threatened Tokofushi town. But she was injured all over as a result of being toyed with by her father's warped values. Hades-sensei had heard that after the whole affair had been settled, Mitogawa-sensei had been taking care of Misao, who had parted ways with her father, but...
Hades-sensei： ・・・こんなところで・・・ 会うなんて・・・ To think... I'd see you here...
Mitogawa： 肉体的にも精神的にも相当弱っていたからな しばらく自然の中で養生して・・・ いずれは学校に行かせてみてもいいかなぁと思っているんだよ She had been considerably weakened both physically and mentally. She's recuperating a bit out here in nature... I think I could eventually try sending her to school.
Hades-sensei： ・・・そう そうですか・・・良かった・・・！ 元気そうで 本当に 心配してたよ 操くん I see... That's it, then...I'm so glad...! You really seem to be doing good. I was worried, Misao-kun.
Page 3 Hades-sensei： ん？ Hmm?
Keiichi： 操くん 操くんって お前・・・ 操は女の子だぞ You keep saying "Misao-kun, Misao-kun..." Misao's a girl.
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Ehhhh?!
Keiichi： あー！ 鈍ちゃんまでヒデェ！ ほんのちょっとだけど一緒に住んでたのに気付かなかったのかよ Ahh, even Niburu! That's terrible! You didn't notice, even though you lived with her for a while?
Hades-sensei： に・・・においでわかるのか・・・ You...you can tell that by scent?
Niburu： な・・・なんてこと・・・経一に気付けてわたしが気付かないなんて・・・ 小さい子供とはいえ・・・ Wh...what's going on here...Keiichi noticed but I didn't? Although she is a small child...
Keiichi： まー あん時ゃフロ入れる係俺だったからな なー 操！ I was the one in charge of taking baths with her that time. Right, Misao!
Page 4 Keiichi： ありゃ Oh!
Niburu： バカね～ 小さくても女の子なのよ You idiot. She may be little but she is a girl.
Hades-sensei： 僕はなんて失礼なことを・・・ あとできちんと誤らなくては・・・ I really did something rude... I need to go apologize later...
Tsukumo： ん・・・？ どうした 操 騒々しいのォ・・・ なんじゃ 早いな もう来たんかい 三途川のばばあ Hmm? What's wrong, Misao? You're awful noisy... Wow, that was quick. You're here already. Old lady Mitogawa.
Mitogawa： ああ・・・しばらくふりだな 九十九のじじい Yeah...it's been a while. Old man Tsukumo.
Page 5 Text： 卑川 操 （９） 現在贋造のもとで療養中。 好物なキャラメル。 九十九 贋造 （６３） 三途川先生の友人（？）で現在操の保護者的存在。 ある「目利き」の才能の持ち主。 Hikawa Misao (9) Currently under Ganzou's care. Favorite food is caramels. Tsukumo Ganzou (63) Mitogawa-sensei's friend (?) and currently acting as Misao's guardian. The owner of certain "discerning" abilities.
Title： 波乱の林間学校・中編 The Troubled Camp School: Part Two
Page 6 Tsukumo： 話は そこのばばあからすでに聞いとる まあ 上がっといで I've already heard about it from the old lady there. Well, come on up.
Niburu： 九十九贋造 お会いするのは初めてだわ・・・ Tsukumo Ganzou. This is my first time meeting him...
Hades-sensei： 知ってるのか？ You know of him?
Niburu： あの人は・・・「物」に宿った感情「残留思念」を見抜く目を持った人 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）の捕獲ボトルを提供してくれている人よ He...has the ability to see the emotions that were in a thing, the "residual thoughts." He's the one who supplies for us the capture bottles for the sampling gun.
Keiichi： 銃に装填して使えるようにしたのは俺だけどな！ I'm the one who loads the gun up and makes sure it's usable!
Niburu： 抽出銃（サンプリングガン）と卑川の水晶・・・確かに似て非なる物だわ・・・ 楽しみね The sampling gun and Hikawa's crystal...they do look more similar than we anticipated... I'm looking forward to this.
Page 7 Mimasaka： ハデス先生？ 確かに見てねーし オカシイな いつもならヤケドがどうの包丁がどうのって走り回っててもいい頃合だが・・・ ところでオマエそれは一体なんなんだよ Hades-sensei? I really haven't seen him...that's weird. Normally it would be a good time to be running around here, with the burns and the kitchen knives... By the way, what the heck is that?
Ashitaba： えっ？ こ これは その・・・ 色々深い事情があって・・・ Eh? W-well, that's... A lot of serious things happened...
Mimasaka： それよりアシタバ ちょっと今から付き合えよ！ オリエンテーリング中に面白そーなモン見つけたんだよ Never mind that, Ashitaba - come hang out with me for a bit now! In the middle of orienteering, I found something interesting.
Ashitaba： えっ？ Eh?
Mimasaka： どーせこれからキャンプファイヤーの準備とかだし ちょっくら抜け出そうぜ Anyway, we're setting up the campfire after this. Let's sneak out for just a bit.
Ashitaba： で・・・でも・・・ B...but...
Otemoto： おい 君たち どこ行くんだ？ Hey, where are you two going?
Page 8 Tsukumo： ふ～む・・・ なるほど こいつは確かに妙なニオイじゃ Hmm... I see...this thing really does have a strange scent...
Mitogawa： てっきりお前から流れた物だと思ったが・・・違ったか I was sure that it was something that had come from you...was I wrong?
Tsukumo： 違うな こんな「思念」にゃあ出合った覚えがないし・・・ 何より ワシぁ信用に足る人物にしか思念体は譲れんことにしとるでな どれ・・・ 「本音を見破る力」・・・占い師にはピッタリの能力よな 名のある占い師の元を渡って来たのか・・・ You were. I don't remember coming across a "thought" like this... Above all, I make it a rule to pass over thought forms to only reliable people. Let me see... "The power to see through someone's real intentions"...that's exactly a fortune-teller's ability. Have I came across a well-known fortune-teller...?
Page 9 Hades-sensei： どこから渡ってきたものかはわかりますか？ 卑川は自分の力をより効率良く使うためにその水晶を求めた・・・ 渡した側にどういう意図があったのか調べておきたいのですが Do you know where you would have come across them? Hikawa sought that crystal in order to use his own power more effectively... I'd like to look into what kind of intentions the person who gave it to him had.
Niburu： 勝手に触るんじゃないの Don't touch things without asking.
Keiichi： 痛い Ow!
Tsukumo： 出来んこたあないが・・・今すぐってワケにはいかんかな しかし「調べておきたい」とはまた熱心な正義感じゃな お前さんも・・・ 妙なニオイがするね・・・ There's nothing I can do...right now, it's not possible. But "wanting to look into it" is just your eager sense of justice. You also Have a strange scent...
Niburu： あら・・・？ と言うことは 今のところわたしたちに出来ることは無いのかしら Oh? So that means There isn't anything we can do right now.
Mitogawa： 見せに来いと言うから来たのに・・・実に拍子抜けだな You said come show me so we came...that really is a let-down.
Tsukumo： ワシのせいじゃないわい It's not my fault!
Page 10 Keiichi： いーや ちょっと待ってくれ 俺はジイさんとジイさんの仕事に超興味があるね 今の抽出銃（サンプリングガン）は鈍ちゃんに負担がかかり過ぎる もうちょい詳しく「思念体」とやらの話を聞きてェ No, hang on a minute. I'm really interested in the old man and his job. The sampling gun as it is now is too much of a burden on Niburu-chan. I want to hear about "thought forms" or whatever a little more in detail.
Niburu： 経一・・・あなた・・・ Keiichi...you...
Keiichi： なんだよ・・・俺だって一応イロイロ考えてんだぜ 惚れてもいいぞ What...even I think about lots of different things. It's okay to fall in love.
Niburu： 違うわよ あれが改良されたらますますあんたの必要性なくなるわよ まぁ わたしにしてみれば一石二鳥なんだけど・・・ No. If you improved it, it'd get to where I'd need you less and less. Well, if I try doing that, I'll kill two birds with one stone.
Keiichi： えっ やだ 待って それはやだ ちょ・・・ちょっと待て 今一生懸命ふたりで幸せになる方法考える！ Eh! No! Wait, I don't want that! Wa...wait a minute. Right now I'm trying with all my heart to think of a way for us to be happy!
Mitogawa： こら待て どこへ行く Hang on there. Where are you going?
Hades-sensei： 別に逃げたりしませんよ ただ・・・彼女の姿が見えないので I'm not running away or anything. It's just...since I didn't see her as a girl...
Page 11 Mitogawa： この私をあぶれ者にしようとは なんて薄情な教え子達だ！ To think that I'd be made into the bad guy here. What cold-hearted students!
Mimasaka： ホラ 見ろ アレだよ Hey, look! That's it!
Page 12 Mimasaka： なんか「いかにも」ってカンジのフンイキだろ？ Doesn't it feel kind of "appropriate"?
Fuji： 陶芸家とか住んでそうだな It seems like a potter or something lives here.
Ashitaba： ね・・・ねぇ やっぱりやめて戻ろうよ！ どうすんの本当に陶芸家住んでたら・・・ 僕 陶芸家って怒りっぽいイメージしかないんだけど H-hey. Let's stop this and go back! What are you going to do if a potter really does live here... Potters have an image of being nothing but hot-tempered to me!
Potter： 駄作じゃ It's rubbish!
One of the kids： 窯ないから多分違うよ 大丈夫じゃない？ There isn't a kiln so maybe we're wrong. Is this okay?
One of the kids： 俺はキャンプファイヤーがサボれればなんでもいい If I can skip out on the campfire, I don't care.
Ashitaba： ううっ・・・なんで僕までこんなことに・・・ あっ こ こら 待って三途川さん！ ダメだよ 三途川さん！ Uuh...why am I doing something like this... Ah! H-hey! Wait, Mitogawa-san! You can't, Mitogawa-san!
Fuji： なぁ アシタバのあのサルは一体どうしたんだ Hey. What's up with Ashitaba and that monkey?
Mimasaka： オレにもよくわからん I have no idea.
Ashitaba： こら～ ダメだよ 勝手に入っちゃ こっちにおいでってば！ Hey, you can't go in here without permission! I said come here!
Page 13 Ashitaba： うううう どうしよう・・・ お願い 戻ってきて～ お家の人に見つかったら・・・ ひえーっ！ Uuuugh, what should I do... Please, let's go back! If the person who lives here finds us... Hieeeh!
Motoyoshi： もしもの時はあの猿捜してたってことにすればいいんじゃない In case that happens, wouldn't it be okay to say something like, "We were looking for the monkey"?
Mimasaka： 偉い 本好 その通り Good one, Motoyoshi. That's exactly it.
Mimasaka： おっ スゲー 日本刀だ 日本刀！ Ohh, cool, a Japanese sword!
Fuji： ラッキー 布団みつけた Oh, lucky, I found a futon.
Mimasaka： 触っても大丈夫かな I wonder if it's okay to touch anything?
Motoyoshi： 汚したり壊したりしなきゃ平気じゃない？ 見た感じ 結構 管理ずさんだし It's fine as long as we don't get anything dirty or break anything, right? It looks to me like they really don't take care of things.
Hades-sensei： 操ちゃん Misao-chan.
Page 14 Misao： ハデス先生 Hades-sensei.
Hades-sensei： やあ あ！ あの・・・ごめんね さっきは男の子と間違えたりなんかして・・・ Hey. Uh...um...I'm sorry for, y'know, mistaking you for a boy earlier and whatnot...
Misao： べつにいいです 先生は「りちぎ」なのですね It's fine. Sensei is "honest."
Hades-sensei： 何してるの・・・？ What are you doing...?
Misao： すとーんへんじを作っています 操はいま超こだい文明にこっているのです おとうさんのおはなしは・・・ 終わったのですか？ 先生はおはなしにさん加しなくていいのですか？ Making Stonehenge. I really like ancient civilizations right now. Are you done... Talking about my dad? Is it all right for you not talk about it with them?
Hades-sensei： ん・・・？ うん・・・ 君がいないから抜けて来ちゃった それ面白そうだね・・・手伝ってもいい？ Hmm? Mmm. You weren't there so I slipped out and came out here. That looks interesting. Can I help you?
Misao： えっ・・・ Eh...
Page 15 Tsukumo： 「思念体」とは その名の通り思念の遺された物体のことを指す 思念とは・・・強い思いや願い・・・はたまた恨みや憎しみ つまり「感情」じゃ ワシはそーいう感情の込められた物体を集めとる 今は亡き人が生前に愛用した品なんかが多いかな・・・ そういったモンは持ち主の意志を継ぎ何かと不思議な「力」を宿す んで・・・お前さんらに渡した「捕獲ボトル」は そのある思念体を儂が「量産」した物じゃ！ この「量産」ってトコナイショにしとくんじゃぞ お前さんらは三途川のばばあの紹介じゃからな・・・特別じゃ A "thought form"... Just like its name, it finds out the thoughts that are left behind in something.. Thoughts are strong feelings and desires...and regret and hatred. In other words, "emotions." I collect objects those kinds of emotions have been put into. At the moment, I have a lot of things that the deceased loved while they were alive. Those kinds of things succeed their owners' intentions and in some way or another carry within them a strange "power" So the "capture bottles" that I give to you Are objects whose certain thought forms I've "mass-produced." These "mass productions" are done in secret. You guys are old lady Mitogawa's referral. It's a special case.
Keiichi： あァ 悪いヤツが喜びそうな話だぜ Ah. That sounds like something a bad guy would like.
Page 16 One of the kids： うわあああああああっ！ Uwaaaaah!
Hades-sensei： な・・・なんだ？ 今の声は・・・ 子供の声ような・・・ W-what? That voice just now... It sounded like a child's voice...
Misao： むこう側の納屋からだとおもいます 行ってみましょう I think it came from the side of shed over there. Let's go check it out.
Page 17 Hades-sensei： な・・・ みっ 皆？ 何してるの こんな所で Wha... E... Everyone? What are you doing in a place like this?
Fuji： えっ 先生！ Wha - sensei!
Mimasaka： うわ～っ 良かった 良かった 良くねーけど なんだよ これも病魔なのか？ やべーよ先生 アシタバが～ Uwaaah, thank goodness, thank goodness, it's really bad! Oh, man, is that a disease demon too? It's awful, sensei! Ashitaba -
Hades-sensei： アシタバくんが・・・？ Ashitaba-kun...?
Keiichi： おい 通せ ガキ共！ Hey, get out the way, kids!
Page 18 Monkey： キキッ Kiki.
Hades-sensei： ま・・・まさか アシタバくん・・・？ Tha...that can't be Ashitaba-kun...?
Mimasaka： なんでそうなる ちげーよ先生 もっとよく見ろ！ How could that happen? That's not it, sensei! Take a better look!
Motoyoshi： 鏡！ 奥の鏡です！ The mirror! The mirror inside the room!
Hades-sensei： 鏡・・・？ Mirror...?
Page 19 Hades-sensei： なっ・・・ Wha...
Tsukumo： あららら・・・参ったのぉ・・・ それじゃよ捕獲ボトルの元になった思念体 "虚像の姿見" Oh...that is not good. That's the thought form that the capture bottles originally came from. "Virtual image mirror."
Mitogawa： おい 困ったじゃないか どうしてくれる Hey, isn't that a problem? What can you do about this?
Tsukumo： どうしよ でもまあ自業自得じゃし 諦めて・・・ What should I do? But he got what he deserved. Give up on it...
Hades-sensei and Keiichi： え～っ？ Whaaaat?https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/31743Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 502011-10-06T04:09:55+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comWe've reached 50 finally! \o/ Only...wow, 38 left to go. Take that however you want :D Thanks forever to umeboshi110 for the help. Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Mitogawa： 祝！ 「保健室の死神」－・・・ 一周年突破！ Congratulations! It's Hokenshitsu no Shinigami's One year breakthrough!
Hades-sensei： おめでとうございます Congratulations!
Mitogawa： しかし君も赴任したての頃と比べてずいぶん顔が変わったなあ キモ可愛くなったとでも言うべきか・・・ 「保健室の死神」は君の怖い顔にちなんでつけたタイトルなのにこれではタイトル詐欺になってしまうぞ But your face has changed a lot compared to how it was when you were first hired. Should I say you've become "ugly cute"? Even though the title "Hokenshitsu no Shinigami" is named for your scary face, now the title will end up being false advertising.
Mitogawa： 大体の漫画のジャンル「学園ホラーコメディ」の「ホラー」要素の９割は君の顔のことなのだ このままではこの漫画の独創性を損なう事態となりかねない！ In the first place, 90% of the "horror" element of the manga's genre of "school horror comedy" is your face. At this rate, it'll possibly hurt the manga's originality!
Hades-sensei： そこも別にいいじゃないですか 僕は平和な方が嬉しいですし・・・ Isn't that all right too? I prefer things to be peaceful...
Mitogawa そうはいかん これは君だけの問題ではないのだ 是が非でも元の恐ろしい顔面を取り戻すぞ Not exactly. This problem doesn't concern only you. We'll get your original scary face back by any means possible.
Hades-sensei： えっ？ ちょ・・・ちょっと待って下さい それは・・・！ あ～っ！ もうなんてことするんですか！ く・・・落ちない・・・ Eh? H-hang on a minute! That's - Ahhhh! Jeez, what have you done?! Kuh...it won't come off...
Mitogawa： うむ 中々どうして似合っているぞ さて 私は集合扉のためのお色直しでもしようかな Hmm. Strangely, it really fits you. Now then, I've got to go get changed for the gathering on the title page.
Text on the sidebar： みんなのおかげで連載一周年！ だけど少しモメてる・・・？ It's the first anniversary thanks to all of you! But they're squabbling over something...?
Page 2 Title： 波乱の林間学校・前編 The Troubled Camp School: Part One
Page 3 Yasuda： ちょっと待ったぁ！ Hang on a minute!
Mitogawa： 君は・・・ That's...
Hades-sensei： 安田くん？ Yasuda-kun?
Yasuda： ちょっと待ってください なんで俺 扉にいないんですか？ 「保健室」屈指の人気キャラであるこの俺が・・・ Hang on! Why wasn't I in the opening page? I'm one of the most popular characters in "Hokenshitsu!"
Saizaki： それは 私が説明します I can explain that.
Hades-sensei： 才崎先生 Saizaki-sensei.
Saizaki： いい？ 安田くんここ一年の間で君を中心にして起こった騒動は実に４回！ とても反省しているとは思えない回数だわ・・・ 謹慎措置につき君は今回カラーページには出られません Look, Yasuda-kun, you've been in the thick of the trouble that's happened here four times over the past year. There's been so many times I doubt you've really reflected on what you did. As a disciplinary measure, you won't be appearing in the color page this time.
Yasuda： なっ・・・ え～っ！ Wha... Ehhh!
Hades-sensei： や・・・安田くん・・・ Ya...Yasuda-kun...
Mitogawa： めげずに頑張るのだ 少年よ Keep on without getting discouraged, young boy.
Page 5 Text： それはそれとして常中２年生は今日から林間学校 みんなで山へ来ています もちろんハデス先生も・・・ Well, that aside, starting today, Toko middle school's second years will be attending a camp school. Everyone has gone to the mountains. Of course, Hades-sensei too.
Hades-sensei： うん 良し・・・ Hmm, all right.
Text： いつも通りです The same as always.
Hades-sensei： みんなこの川の水はきれいだよ The water from this stream is clean, everyone.
Fuji： マジ？ それ飲めんの？ Seriously? Can we drink it?
Mimasaka： 大ゲサなんだよ いちいちよ He's so over-the-top about everything.
Mitogawa： 確かに喉がかわいたなぁ I sure am thirsty.
Page 6 Mitogawa： 私にも水を汲んでもらえます？ ハデス先生？ Could you get some water out for me too? Hades-sensei?
Mitogawa： 今回は私も研修を引率するぞ I'll be leading the training as well this time.
Hades-sensei： なんですか その格好 What's with those clothes?
Mitogawa： だって君たかが林間学校を校長が引率するのも妙だろう ならば生徒に扮せばと思ってな But it's strange for the school principal to be leading a mere camp school. So, I thought if I dressed up as a student...
Hades-sensei： そっちの方がはるかに妙と思いますが・・・ That's probably a lot stranger...
Page 7 Mitogawa： 堅いことを言うな こちらもそうあんまり楽しい用事で引率するわけでもないのでね それに・・・その「用事」 君にまったく関係のない話でもない ただ行事に紛れて行けば旅費が経費で落とせるなぁと・・・ Don't be stubborn. It's not like I'm going to be leading to have fun, you see. Besides, that "business"that I have to attend to... It's not exactly something you have no connection with. I was thinking that if I can just sneak into this event and go, I can put it down as a travel expense.
Hades-sensei： あ・・・そ そうですか・・・ と言うっつ 詳細は一切教えてくれないし・・・ 相変わらず何を考えているのか読めない人だ Ah...is...is that so...? That said, she won't tell me any of the details... I can't figure out what she's thinking, like always...
Saizaki： ・・・先生 ハデス先生！ Sensei. Hades-sensei!
Hades-sensei： 才崎先生 どうかされましたか？ Saizaki-sensei. Is something the matter?
Saizaki： 最後尾の様子を見に来たんです もう列の先頭は研修施設へ入りま・・・ あんな生徒２年生にいたかしら・・・ I came to see what was happening at the end of the line. The front of the line has already reached the camp site - Was there a student like that in the second year...?
Mitogawa： 堂々としていれば意外にばれんものだな If I do it right out in the open, I won't get found out, surprisingly.
Hades-sensei： 先生は肝が据わりすぎです！ Sensei, you're being too brave!
Page 8 Saizaki： 皆さん 手元にプリントは行き渡りましたか？ それではこれよりオリエンテーリングを始めます！ これから皆には二人一組になって山中にあるポイントを回ってもらいます 各ポイントには担当の先生がいますから・・・ そこで先生に出された課題をクリアして戻ってくるのが目的よ Did the flyer reach everyone? Well, then, let's start the orienteering now! After this, everyone will split into groups of two and go around to these points in the mountains. The object is to clear the challenge given to you by the teachers there and come back.
Fuji： メチャクチャダルイな・・・ That's so much work...
Mimasaka： やってらんねー I can't do it.
Page 9 Saizaki： ちなみに今日の晩ご飯は班ごとにカレーを作ってもらいますが そのための食材はこの課題を達成しなければ手に入りません！ みんな具なしカレーを食べたくなければしっかり頑張るように！ ではA組から順番にくじ引きをして下さい By the way, today's dinner will be curry made by each group. You won't get the ingredients for it unless you accomplish these challenges. Everyone, make sure to work hard if you don't want to eat curry without ingredients! Well, then, please draw numbers in order starting with the A-group.
Someone： うえ～っ めんどくさ～い Urgh, how annoying.
Fuji： サボッたら飯ヌキってことかよ If we slip out, we won't get dinner.
Ashitaba： 正確には具ヌキだけどね・・・ To be more specific, it's without ingredients.
Mimasaka： マジメな奴と組めることを祈るしかねーな We don't have any choice but to pray we get put with someone who's hard-workin'.
Saizaki： どこへ行かれるのかしら ハデス先生？ Where might you be going, Hades-sensei?
Hades-sensei： うっ・・・ Uh...
Saizaki： 大層なお荷物ですことね・・・ That's an awful lot of luggage...
Hades-sensei： こ・・・これは・・・その・・・ さ・・・山中で生徒の身に何かあってはと・・・ W-well, that's - I was thinking what if something were to happen to a student in the mountains -
Saizaki： いい加減 落ち着きなくウロウロするのはやめて下さい！ 養護教諭は施設内で待機！ よろしいですね？ Enough! Would you stop wandering around all nervously! The school nurse has to be on standby here! All right?
Page 10 Ashitaba： １２番・・・ もうみんな結構ペアになってるな・・・ Number 12... Most everyone has already paired up...
Mimasaka： なんでよりによってテメーなんだよ！ 女子と組ませろ 女子とーッ！ Why you of all people?! Put me with a girl!
Otemoto： クラス委員の僕と組むことの一体何が不満なんだ Why on earth are you so unhappy being paired with me, the class committee member?
Ashitaba： 男女混合なんだ・・・女子とペアだったらやだな～・・・ 絶対 会話続けらんないよ・・・ えーっと・・・１２番の人・・・ There are boys and girls mixed together...I don't want to get paired with a girl... I definitely wouldn't be able to keep up the conversation... Um, someone with number 12...
Mitogawa： はい よろしくね アシタバくん Right here. Let's work hard, Ashitaba-kun.
Page 11 Fuji： おい ５番のヤツいねーのかよ！ Hey, where's the person who get 5!
Girl： 藤くんとペアの子誰だろ～・・・ Who's the kid Fuji-kun's paired up with...?
Girl： 一生分の幸運使い果たしたヤツよきっと It's gotta be someone who used up enough luck to last them a lifetime.
Hanamaki： どうしよう・・・ 一生どころか来世ぶんの運まで使っちゃったんじゃないのこれ・・・ できることならこの運命を享受しないで心穏やかに研修を終えたい・・・ で でで で でも ど どうすれば・・・ What should I do? Forget a lifetime - this used up enough luck for the next life too... If I could, I want to finish B-b-b-b-but, w-what should I do...
Fuji： 花巻！ Hanamaki!
Hanamaki： ぶああああううう Buaaaauuuh!
Fuji： お前 あぶれてんの？ なあ 番号５番だったりしねー？ Are you being left out? Hey, you don't happen to have a number 5, do you?
Page 12 Fuji： うおっ！ バカお前 それ！ 紙！ 何やってんだよ アホか！ 吐け！ ん？ 何？ いいの？ えっ？ Ohh! You idiot! That's paper! The hell are you doing? Are you stupid? Spit it out! Hmm? What? It's okay? Ehhh!
Hanamaki： う・・・うう うう～っ・・・ Uuuuhhh...
Fuji： お前一体なんなんだよ！ Just what the heck is up with you!
Mimasaka： 藤テメー女子泣かしてんじゃねーよ！ Fuji, you bastard, don't make girls cry!
Ashitaba： 藤くんがあんなに焦るのもめずらしいね・・・ It's unusual to see Fuji-kun to get so worked up...
Page 13 Hades-sensei： はあ～・・・ Haaaah...
Text： 待機中 On stand-by
Hades-sensei： はあ～・・・ Haaaaah...
Person： あ・・・あの人ですオーナー・・・ どうも今日来てる中学校の先生みたいなんですけど・・・ It...it's that man, owner... It seems like he's a teacher from the school that came here today but...
Person： うーん確かにあの辺りだけお通夜みたいな空気だな・・・ とりあえずため息を吐くのをやめていただくよう頼んでみるか・・・ Hmm, yeah, just that part of the room feels like a wake... I guess I'll try asking him to stop sighing first...
Keiichi： なんだこの部屋ずいぶん辛気臭ェな～！ 幽霊でも来てんじゃアねーのか Oh, man, this room feels really depressing! Did a ghost or something get in here?
Niburu： ちょっとでかい声出さないでよ・・・迷惑でしょ～・・・ Could you not be so loud? It's annoying...
Hades-sensei： ん・・・ ・・・ん？ Hm... Hmm?
Page 14 Keiichi： あっ Ahh!
Hades-sensei： な・・・！ Wha -
Keiichi： あ・・・あ～っ！ 逸人！ Ah...ahhh! Itsuhito!
Hades-sensei： 人違いということにしないかお互い・・・ Why don't we pretend that we got the wrong person...?
Keiichi： いっぺん目ェ合わせといてそれはねーだろ お前 こんなトコで何やってんだよ How can you say that after we already looked each other in the eye! What are you even doing here?
Hades-sensei： 仕事・・・くそ・・・やられた 三途川先生だな・・・！ Work...shit...I've been tricked. It's Mitogawa-sensei...!
Niburu： な～んだ やっぱりあんたも来たの・・・ できれば会いたくなかったけど用が用だし 仕方ないわね Huuuh, so you did come too after all... I didn't want to see you if at all possible but business is business. It can't be helped.
Hades-sensei： 用？ 三途川先生の用事が何か知ってるのか？ Business? Do you have any idea about what Mitogawa-sensei is doing?
Niburu： 先生から何も聞かされてないの？ You haven't been told anything from sensei?
Keiichi： えっ えっ？ Eh Eh?
Page 15 Niburu： 「劣等感（ユーズレス）」の卑川鉄生が所持していた不思議な水晶に関わってそうな人に合わせてくれるそうよ 詳しいことは私も聞かされてないけど・・・ It looks like she's going to let us meet someone who seems to have a connection to the strange crystal that Useless's Hikawa Tetsuo owned. I haven't heard all the details about it either...
Keiichi： あの・・・ Um...
Hades-sensei： どうもこの近くに住んでるみたいね～ その人・・・ It seems like it's someone who lives in this area.
Hades-sensei： 卑川・・・！ あの占い師の・・・ Hikawa... That fortuneteller...
Niburu： どこ行く気？ 先生 勤務中なんでしょ 三途川先生が今までこれをあなたに言わなかった理由を考えたら？ 急いでどうにかなる問題じゃない・・・・ ましてやひとりでもね・・・ Where are you thinking of going, sensei? You are at work. Have you thought about why Mitogawa-sensei hasn't told you anything until now? This isn't a problem where you can work something out by rushing. Not to mention by yourself.
Keiichi： う・・・ ウソだろ・・・ お・・・俺は・・・鈍ちゃんが・・・２人で山奥の宿泊施設に行こうなんて言うから・・・ てっきり遂に鈍ちゃんが俺に身も心も許してくれたのだとばかり・・・ 色々準備して来たのに・・・ N... No way... I...I...Niburu, you said...the two of us would go to a place within the mountains... I thought for sure that at last Niburu-chan was going to open up both body and soul to me... Even though I've gone and made all kinds of arrangements...
Niburu： それは残念ね That's too bad.
Page 16 Niburu： まあ そういうわけだからいずれ会いましょ それじゃ～ね・・・ Well, that's that so let's meet up at some point. See you then.
Keiichi： あれっ？ Huh?
Niburu： あんたもよ You too.
Keiichi： イッ Eee!
Niburu： 経一 あんた最近逸人にほだされ過ぎだわ Keiichi, lately you've been taken in by Itsuhito too much.
Niburu： 違うわよ バカ言わないで わたし達の目的・・・忘れたの？ こちとらそんな温い覚悟で「友達」やってんじゃあないのよ・・・ あいつの価値観を・・・「冷血(クルエル)」をどうにかするまでは わたし逸人を許すつもりないわよ No, don't be stupid. Have you forgotten our goal? We aren't being "friends"with some halfhearted resolve like that. Until we can do something about his values and "Cruel" I don't plan on forgiving him.
Keiichi： 逸人もガンコだけど・・・ 鈍ちゃんも相当だよなぁ Itsuhito is stubborn but... Niburu-chan is pretty bad too...
Niburu： 何？ What?
Keiichi： なんでもねエよ！ Nothing!
Page 17 Text： 一方その頃のオリエンテーリング Meanwhile, orienteering at that time
Girl： ねーねー 鏑木さんってさァ 好きな人いるの？ Hey, hey, Kaburagi-san. Is there anyone you like?
Kaburagi： うぇっ？ Uehh?
Hachiya： おっ いい反応 こりゃあいるな！ Oh, that's a good reaction. Then there is!
Girl： うそォ 誰？ 誰？ No way! Who? Who?
Hachiya： 藤とか言うなよ 鉄板すぎだから Don't say Fuji or something. That's way too typical.
Kaburagi： えっ・・・ 嘘 何これ 言わなきゃダメなの？ Eh... No way...what the heck is this! I have to say...?
Girl： あーでも鏑木さん結構藤くんと話すよねー Ahh, but Kaburagi-san, you talk to Fuji-kun a lot.
Girl： 実際どうなの？ 仲いいの？ What's the real story here? Do you get along with him?
Kaburagi： あっ それは違うよ 私 もっと優しくて頑張ってる人が好きだもん 藤くんはやる気ないし口調キツイしそういう意味では全然違う それならまだアシタバくんとか美作くんの方がよっぽど素敵・・・ Ah, that's not it. I like someone nicer and more hardworking. Fuji-kun doesn't have any motivation and he has a harsh way of speaking - that's definitely not what I meant. If that were the case, someone like Ashitaba-kun or Mimasaka-kun would be much better.
Motoyoshi： あ蝶間林さん このキノコ食べられるよ Ah, Choumabayashi-san. You can eat these mushrooms.
Girl： 食べられるキノコ？ Mushrooms you can eat?
Choumabayashi： 家庭科の飯田先生の課題なのよ ついでにあなたたちも採って行けば？ It's the home economics teacher's challenge. Why don't you guys pick these too while we're at it...?
Teacher： あらあらまあまあ こんなにたくさん！ みなさんとっても優秀花マル合格です！ Oh my goodness! There's so much! Everyone passed with flying colors!
Text： 家庭科担当 飯田米菓 In charge of home economics Iida Maika
Teacher： はいカレーのお野菜よ たくさん食べてね Here's the curry vegetables. Eat a lot!
Girl： やったー！ We did it!
Kaburagi： ありがとう 本好くん！ Thanks, Motoyoshi-kun!
Motoyoshi： どういたしまして You're welcome.
Teacher： 私の課題はなんということはない 初歩的な関数の問題である My challenge isn't much. It is a basic function problem.
Page 19 Teacher： ただし少々解答用紙が入手しづらい場所にあるので・・・ ファイト一発パートナーと力を合わせて頑張ることだ But it's just that the answer sheets are in a place that's a little hard to reach... You'll have to join forces with your partner for this one and work hard.
Boy： 円 アホかー！ Madoka, are an idiot!
Boy： ハゲ散らかせ 七三！ You balding side-part!
Teacher： 文句言うなら肉はやらん You can't get any meat if you complain.
Text： 数学担当 円正数 In charge of mathematics Madoka Masakazu
Teacher： ムッ こらこそA組藤！ ワンマンプレーは許可しない！ ちゃんと２人一緒に登って来るように Hmm. Hey, Fuji on the A-group! You don't have permission to go it alone. Make sure the two of you climb up together.
Fuji： あ～ クソ・・・めんどくせえ事やらせやがって・・・ 行くぞ 花巻 Ahh... Damn, making me doing annoying shit... Let's go, Hanamaki.
Hanamaki： は・・・はい！ R-right!
Fuji： ほら 早く Here, hurry up.
Hanamaki： ひゃあっ！ Hiiaaah!
Fuji： お前 マジでなんなんだよ！ Seriously, what the heck are you doing!
Page 20 Teacher： えー それでは・・・ まんが雑誌「週刊少年ジャンプ」からの出題です Um, well, then... Mine is a test from the manga magazine "Weekly Shounen Jump."
Text： 社会担当 大海原航 In charge of social studies Oounabara Wataru
Mimasaka： 社会科関係ねぇ！ That doesn't have anything to do with social studies!
Teacher： そんなことない！ ギリギリ日本史だ！ That's not true! It's nearly Japanese history!
Ashitaba： そ そうですか・・・ Re...really?
Mitogawa： ふっ・・・小賢しい 「少年ジャンプ」を創刊号から毎週欠かさず読んでいるこの私に挑もうとは・・・ 片腹痛いぞ 大海原先生！ Hmm...how impertinent. To think you're challenging me, who has never failed to read "Shounen Jump" each week since the first issue... That's absurd, Oounabara-sensei!
Teacher： なにっ？ き・・・貴様 何奴？ What?! W-who the hell are you?
Text： こうして生徒たちは数多の試練をくぐり抜け 次々とカレーの食材を獲得していった And so the students went through a multitude of tests And got the ingredients for the curry one-by-one.
Mitogawa： 福神漬けとらっきょうGET！ I've got the pickled vegetables and leeks!
Otemoto： あれは強奪したと言うんじゃ・・・ Isn't that just robbing?
Mimasaka： いいんじゃねーの 海賊ということで Isn't it okay? He is a pirate, you know.
Ashitaba： 三途川先生本当に一体いくつなんだ・・・ Just how old is Mitogawa-sensei...?
Page 21 Text： 調理場 The kitchen
Saizaki： あら？ アシタバくん ひとりなの？ ペアの子は？ Huh? Ashitaba-kun, are you by yourself? Where's your partner?
Ashitaba： あっ？ え・・・えっと！ その・・・ トイレです ・・・って言ったきりずっと戻って来ないんだけど 言わない方がいいよな・・・ Ah? Um...um! Well... In the bathroom. After she said that, she never came back. It's best if I don't say anything about it.
Saizaki： あらそう ならいいんだけど・・・ところで ハデス先生は見なかった？ Oh, I see. Well, that's fine...by the way You haven't seen Hades-sensei, have you?
Ashitaba： え？ Huh?
Saizaki： そろそろしびれを切らして調理場にやってきそうなものだけれど・・・ まあ ロッジで大人しくしてくれているのはいいことだわ He should be getting tired of waiting and I thought he might come to the kitchen soon. Well, it's a good thing he's staying nice and quiet at the lodge.
Ashitaba： ハデス先生と三途川先生がセットでいない・・・？ 怪しい そういう時って大概・・・ Hades-sensei isn't here, along with Mitogawa-sensei...? That's weird... Usually, at times like these...
Page 22 Mitogawa： あ～ 楽しかった Ahh, I really enjoyed that.
Hades-sensei： ・・・向こう放ったらかしにして大丈夫なんですか？ Was it really okay to leave the others alone?
Mitogawa： 代理の者を呼んである 問題ない I've already called for a replacement. It's not a problem.
Text： 代理 Replacement
Mitogawa： しかし昼間動きすぎてさすがに疲れたなあ 逸人くんおんぶしてくれんかね But I've done too much this afternoon and as you'd expect, I'm pretty worn out. Itsuhito-kun, carry me on your back, will you?
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Eh?
Keiichi： いやいや ここは俺が No, no, I'll do it.
Niburu： あら わたしよ Oh, I will.
Hades-sensei： 大人気でよかったですね I'm glad you're so popular.
Mitogawa： ん・・・見えてきたな あの建物だ Hmm...I can see it. It's that building.
Page 23 Hades-sensei： これは・・・ It's a...
Niburu： 庵？ Hermitage?
Misao： おきゃく様ですか？ Are you guests?
Hades-sensei： 君は・・・ You're...
Misao： ハデス・・・せん・・・せい・・・？ Hades-sen...sei?https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/31651Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 492011-10-01T23:24:36+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comAw, shit, y'all, it's been a while. As always, thanks to umeboshi110 for all the help. Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Girl： あーっ やば！ トイレットペーパー補充すんの忘れてた Ahh! Oh, no! I forgot to refill the toilet paper.
Girl： あんた保健委員だっけ？ Are you a member of the health committee?
Girl： 保健室行かなきゃ やだなぁ I have to go to the infirmary. I don't want to.
Girl： あの先生子供のメシが大好物ってウワサだよ！ There's a rumor that the teacher's favorite food is children's fingernails!
Touya： ・・・俺代わりに行こうか？ How about I go instead?
Girl： えっ？ あっ 鏑木くん！ Eh? Ahh! Kaburagi-kun!
Touya： なんつー噂だよ 失礼します What kind of a rumor is that? Excuse me.
One of the kids： ん？ Hmm?
Kaburagi： あっ！ Ah!
Page 2 Title： 目指せ男前！？ Aim to be a Hot Guy?!
Page 3 Fuji/Ashitaba/Mimasaka： へーっ Huuuh?
Mimasaka： シンヤに弟なんていたのかよ あんまり似てねーな Shinya had a little brother? They don't really look alike.
Hades-sensei： そうか みんなは面識なかったんだね That's right, they aren't acquainted with you.
Touya： 鏑木刀哉です・・・ I'm Kaburagi Touya...
Hades-sensei： ちょっと待ってね 今お茶を淹れるから・・・ Hang on just a moment. I'm making tea right now.
Touya： あっ おかまいなく 俺トイレの紙取りに来ただけなんで Ah, don't bother. I'm just here to get toilet paper.
Fuji： しかしよぉ 鏑木の弟っつーともっとゴリラみたいな奴のイメージだけど 意外と大人しそうな感じなのな But...Kaburagi's brother has an image of being a more gorilla-like guy. Surprisingly, he seems like he's a quiet person.
Kaburagi： どういう意味よ！ What's that supposed to mean!
Ashitaba： 確かに真逆のイメージではあるよね 鏑木さんはハツラツとしてるけど弟くんはクールそうな雰囲気だし He does have an image that's the complete opposite. Kaburagi-san bounces around but her younger brother seems to have a calmer way about him.
Touya： な・・・ Wha...
Mimasaka： てんでヒヨワそーなモヤシ小僧じゃねーか 本好といい勝負だぜ He's pretty much a weak-looking beansprout boy, isn't he? He's a good match for Motoyoshi.
Page 4 Kaburagi： ちょっとやめてよ みんな！ 刀哉は男らしくないって思われるのを気にしてるのよ！ あれっ？ ちょっと！ どこ行くのよ 刀哉 刀哉ってば～！ Hey, stop it, everyone! Touya is worried about not seeming manly! Huh? Hey! Where are you going, Touya? Touya!
Ashitaba： 今の・・・完全に鏑木さんがトドメだったよね Kaburagi-san completely put the finishing blow on that just now.
Mimasaka： ちょっとからかうつもりが悪いコトしたな・・・ We just wanted to have a little fun with him but it turned out bad...
Hades-sensei： 刀哉くんが男らしくないなんて別に思わないけどね ああまで気にする理由があるとしたらやっぱり・・・ I don't really think that Touya-kun isn't manly but If he really does have a reason for being so worried about it...
Kaburagi： 変なの 恥ずかしいのかしら・・・ It's weird... I wonder if he was embarrassed...
Page 5 Fuji： お前弟のためにももっと女らしくなってやれよ You should be more girly for your brother.
Kaburagi： なっ・・・ なによ 急に！ 一応 料理の方はカレーから洗剤の味がしなくなるくらいにはレペルアップしてるんだからね！ Wha... What's that all of a sudden! I've leveled-up in my cooking to the point where my curry doesn't taste like washing detergent.
Mimasaka： やっとスタートラインか・・・ Is she finally at the starting line...?
Senoo： おい刀哉！ お前 なんかあったのか？ スゲーパンチきいたツラしてんぞ Hey, Touya! Did something happen with you? You're makin' a face like someone slugged the shit outta you.
Touya： は？ 別に・・・いつものことだよ またねーちゃんが余計なことを言・・・ Huh? Nothing, really...just the same old thing. My sister was saying too much again -
Senoo： 姐さんがなんだって？ What's that about Ane-san?
Touya： あ・・・ ダメだ・・・隠れて悪口言うのは男のやることじゃない・・・ いや・・・な・・・なんでもない・・・ リュウキさあ お前「男らしさ」って何だと思う？ Ahh... I shouldn't...putting down on other people behind their backs isn't something a man does. No, it's...it's nothing... Hey, Ryuuki... What do you think "manliness" is?
Senoo： はァ？ Huh?
Page 6 Senoo： そりゃあもちろん 女にナメられねーことだよ Well, of course It's not getting put down on by women.
Touya： じゃーお前ダメじゃん！ In that case, you really are useless.
Senoo： っだと テメー コラァ！ 俺がいつ女にナメられたってんだ？ ...the fuck did you say, hey! You sayin' I get put down on by women?
Touya： ああ もうごめんごめん 冗談だよ！ ・・・ったくリュウキに聞くんじゃなかったよ Ahh, jeez, sorry, sorry. It was a joke. Man, I shouldn't have asked Ryuuki...
Ashitaba： お・・・男らしさ？ コーヒーをブラックで飲むとか・・・？ M...manliness? Like...drinking your coffee black...?
Mimasaka： 「絶対おかわり」だな あと出されたメシは死んでも残すな It's "always getting seconds." And don't leave any of the food you're served behind, even if it kills you.
Fuji： 細けーことは気にしない だな It's not giving a crap over Small stuff.
Motoyoshi： 「美っちゃん」 "Micchan."
Yodobashi： 「野心」だな 邪魔なものはどんな手を使ってでも叩き潰す！ It's "ambition." I'll do whatever I have to to destroy things that are in my way!
Tobioka/Karube： バスケ サッカ Basketball Soccer [Note to Muda: their text overlaps, as you'll probably notice, so I guess just make it overlap in English too.]
Page 7 Hades-sensei： うーん 「男らしさ」・・・？ 難しいね・・・ 僕は「思いやり」かな・・・？ Hmm, "manliness"...? That's a tough one... For me, it's "consideration" perhaps...?
Touya： なんか深い・・・！ That's kinda deep...!
Hades-sensei： そ・・・そうかな モヤッとした回答でごめんね・・・ こんなこと聞くってことは やっぱり昼間のこと気にしてるのかな P...perhaps... Sorry for such a confusing answer... Are you asking something like that Because you really are worried about what happened this afternoon?
Touya： ねーちゃん・・・過保護ですよね 俺に対して Nee-chan...is too overprotective when it comes to me.
Hades-sensei： そうだね それだけ君が大事なんだよ True. That's only because you're very important to her.
Touya： 常伏中に来るまではねーちゃん絡みでケンカに巻き込まれたりすることもあったんで ねーちゃんが過保護になるのも仕方ないとは思うんです でも・・・ Until she came to Tokofushi middle school, Nee-chan would get mixed up in stuff and get me dragged into fights... I think it was inevitable that she'd become overprotective. But...
Page 8 Touya： だからって手を繋ぎたがったり荷物をことごとく持ちたがったり車道側歩きたがったりするのはなんか違うでしょう！ 幼児か俺は！ あ！ しまった ついグチを・・・！ えっと 今のは・・・その・・・！ But it's not like she has to hold my hand, hold all of my bags, and walk on the side with the road! Am I a child?! Ah! Oh, no, I said something bad without meaning to...! Um... Just now...that's...!
Kaburagi in background： 包丁はあぶないから触っちゃダメよ刀哉！ Knives are dangerous so you can't touch them, Touya!
Touya in background： どの口か？ You think you have the right to say that?
Hades-sensei： ふふふふ了解 聞かなかったことにしておくよ・・・ Fufufufu, I understand. I'll just pretend like I never heard it...
Touya： と・・・とはいえ「嫌だからやめろ」って言うのもなんか違うと思うんです そういうの「必要ない」って気付かせないと意味がないし・・・ リュウキみたいな髪型にしてみようかな・・・ 安直ですかね・・・ A...although, it's not like I can just say, "I don't like it so stop it!" There's no point if I don't get her to realize that that kind of thing isn't necessary. Maybe I should try doing my hair like Ryuuki's... That's easy...
Page 9 Hades-sensei： か・・・髪型・・・ 変えたいの・・・？ Y...you... Want to change your hairstyle...?
Touya： え？ 変な店・・・ でもハデス先生がすすめてくれた所だし・・・ Eh? What a strange shop... But this is the place that Hades-sensei recommended to me...
Hades-sensei： 普通の美容院とはちょっと違うから 君の悩みの力になってくれるかもしれないような気がしないでもない・・・ It's just a little different than ordinary salons. I don't feel like they mihgt not be able to help you with your problems...
Touya： 何か他とは違うんだろうな 多分・・・ よ・・・よし・・・ There's probably something else different about it... He...here goes...
Keiichi： らっしゃァせ～ Welcome!
Page 10 Keiichi： お客さんせっかく来てくれたトコなんだがよ 今店長が留守なんだよな 悪ィけど待つか出直すかしてもらわねェと・・・ You came all the way here, sir, but The shop manager is out at the moment. I'm sorry but you're gonna have to wait or come back again...
Touya： お・・・ 男臭い！ He... He reeks of manliness!
Text： タバコ ハデなジャケット 色黒筋肉質 全体的に暑苦しい がに股短足 臭そうなサンダル Cigarette Gaudy jacket Dark-skinned and muscular Looks suffocatingly passionate overall Bowed, short legs Smelly-looking sandals
Touya： も・・・もしかしてハデス先生が言ってたのはこのことなのか・・・？ この人に聞けば男らしさの真髄に一歩近づけるかも・・・！ あ・・・あのっ・・・そ・・・ 相談があるんですけど・・・ C...could this be what Hades-sensei was talking about...? If I ask this guy, I could be one step closer to the true meaning of manliness! Uh...um...I... I have something to ask you...
Page 11 Touya： ただいま I'm home.
Kaburagi： あっ 刀哉！ も～心配させないでよ なかなか帰ってこないから私捜しに行こうかと・・・ お・・・も・・・ えっ？ ちょっと どうしたのよ その頭！ Ah, Touya! Jeez, don't worry me like that! You didn't come home so I was thinking to going To look for... Eh? Hang on, what's with your hair!
Touya： ん？ この「男前カット」が何か？ Hmm? Something wrong with my "hot guy cut"?
Kaburagi： 何よ そのうさんくさいカット What's with that shady haircut?
Touya： 友達になった美容師さんにやってもらったんだ タダで I got it done by a stylist I made friends with. For free.
Kaburagi： タダ？ なんかどっかで見たことある髪形だな・・・ ふーん・・・？ まあいいけど・・・ Free? I feel like I've seen that hairstyle somewhere before... Hmm? Well, whatever...
Page 12 Kaburagi： でも似合ってなーい 全然刀哉らしくないわよ 前の方が可愛くて私は好き But it doesn't suit you. It's not like you at all. I like the cute one you had before.
Touya： な・・・何が「可愛い」だよ・・・ ホメ言葉だとでも思ってんのか！ Wha...what's "cute"... Do you think that's a compliment?!
Disease demon： 悪いのは姉ちゃんじゃあねえ・・・ 似合わねェのはてめェがラクして欲しい物手には入れようとしたツケだろうが 男らしさってのは一朝一夕で手に入るモンじゃねえ・・・ 俺について来い坊主・・・！ 俺の名は The one in the wrong here isn't your sister. It not suiting you is what you get for trying to get what you want the easy way. Manliness isn't something you can get overnight. Come with me, boy. My name is
Page 13 Disease demon： 「男気（ハードロック）」・・・ Hard Rock - [Kanji reads "chivalry."]
Touya： うわーっ！ Uwaaah!
Kaburagi： ちょ ちょっと 何？ 今の声 刀哉？ He-hey, what was that voice just now? Touya?
Touya： あ・・・ な・・・なんでもない・・・ 今の・・・ 病魔・・・？ 先生が言ってた・・・病魔は人の悩み迷いに呼ばれてやってきて 弱った精神（こころ）につけこんで精神（こころ）を支配しようとする 弱い精神（こころ）・・・ Ah... N...nothing... Just now... Was that a disease demon...? Sensei said...disease demons are invited in by a person's worries and doubts... They take advantage of weakened minds and try to take control of them... A weak mind...
Page 14 Touya： 病魔（そんなやつ）が俺の前に現れるってことは・・・ 俺メンタル弱いってこと・・・？ うーん男らしくないな・・・ いや・・・でも・・・ あの時みたいなハマリ方はしない 今の俺なら・・・ Someone like him appearing in front of me... Does that mean I have a weak mind...? Hmm, that's not really manly... No...but... I won't get wrapped up in it the same way I did last time. If it's me as I am now...
Disease demon： やってみなくちゃ わからねェなら・・・ やってみんのが男ってモンだろ 違うかい？ If you don't know until you try... Doing it is what being a man's about. Am I wrong?
Page 15 Girl： ねぇ・・・ アレ・・・誰？ Hey... Huh...who is that?
Girl： 鏑木くん？ Kaburagi-kun?
Text： 男の心得 第１条 常に学ランであれ Man tip #1: you should always wear gakuran.
Senoo： おーす 刀哉！ なー 聞いてくれよ 昨日さ・・・ ・・・って誰だテメー！ Hey there, Touya! Listen to this, yesterday... ...wait, who the hell are you!
Touya： リュウキか・・・ Ryuuki, huh...
Senoo： おまっ・・・どうしたんだよ そのカッコ！ What the hell is with your clothes!
Page 16 Touya： 別に・・・ Not a thing.
Text： 男の心得第２条 寡黙であれ 男の心得第３条 たまに遠くを見つめるべし Man tip #2: be the silent type. Man tip #3: every so often, you should stare off into the distance.
Senoo： べ・・・別にってことはねーだろ お前！ そのアタマ比良坂の伝説「男前カット」じゃねーか！ Th...that aint' nothing! That hairstyle is Hirazaka's legendary "hot guy cut"!
Teacher： 妹尾 うるさい！ Senoo, be quiet!
Senoo： てっ Ow!
Teacher： もう予鈴鳴ってるだろ 席に着け HR始めぞー 席に着け！ 鏑木！ The warning bell's already ringing. Take your seat. We're starting homeroom. Take your seat, Kaburagi!
Text： 男の心得第4条 座らない Man tip #4: don't sit down.
Girl： 花巻さん メジャー見つかった？ Hanamaki-san, did you find the tape measure?
Hanamaki： う・・・ううん まだ・・・ おかしいな・・・ここじゃないのかも・・・ N...no, not yet... It's weird...this might not be where it is...
Touya： 名乗るほどの者じゃない I'm not someone who is great enough to give out his name.
Text： 男の心得第５条 恩を着せぬべし Man tip #5: you shouldn't make anyone feel indebted to you.
Page 18 Text： こうして刀哉は病魔にそそのかされるまま 意味も無く屋上にいる バウムクーヘンをはがして食べる 全校生徒の前でバンド演奏する構想にふける 雨粒をよける訓練にはげむ 死の境地からアリを救う 次々と「男らしい行動」を実践していった 昼休み And so while Touya was being led on by the disease demon On the rooftop for no reason Peel a baumkuchen and eat it Get lost in the idea of performing in a band in front of the entire school Work hard on practicing avoiding raindrops Save ants from death He practiced "manly behaviors" one-by-one. Lunch break
Touya： が・・・ 学ランが暑い・・・！ ずっと眉間にシワ作ってんのも疲れてきたし・・・ 男らしくいるのって結構辛いな・・・ ふー・・・ Ga... Gakuran are hot...! I'm tired of keeping my forehead wrinkled... Being manly is really hard... Phew...
Senoo： よー刀哉 昼メシ行こうぜ！ Hey, Touya, let's go eat lunch!
Touya： あ・・・ああ 今行く・・・ Ah...yeah... I'm coming right now.
Boy： うおおおっ・・・ Ohhhhh!
Page 19 Boy： 刀哉の弁当パねェー！ Touya's bentou is amazing!
Boy： 米 何合あんだこれ？ How many servings of rice is that?
Boy： お前 これ全部オカズ無しかよ！ You're gonna have all that without a side dish?!
Text： 男の心得第２１条 白米をこよなく愛すべし Man tip #21: you should really love rice.
Touya： みんなにカッコいいって言われるのは嬉しいけど・・・ 正直そろそろ限界だ いや・・・でも弱音吐くなんて・・・ おかず欲しい・・・ I'm happy to be called cool by everyone but... Honestly, I'm just about at my limit here. Well...but, complaining about stuff... I really want a side dish...
Girl： キャー！ 私のメロンパンがっ・・・ カラスにぃー！ Kyaaah! My melon bread Was taken by a crow!
Boy： あらら Oh, man.
Senoo： ったく しょーもねーことで騒ぐんじゃねーよ えっ Jeez, it's not worth makin' a fuss over. Eh?
Text： 男の心得第２２条 Man tip #22
Page 20 Text： 女の為に命を賭けるべし You should risk your life for a woman.
Boys： 刀哉ーっ！ Touyaaaa!
Touya： ひいいいっ Hiiiiii!
Disease demon： いいね・・・ロックだぜ 坊主・・・！ てめェも中々「男気」ってヤツが備わってきたな Good...it's rock, boy! You're getting the hang of what they call "chivalry!"
Touya： お・・・お おい なんてことさせんだよっ！ お前これなんとかできるのか？ H...h...hey! What the hell are you making me do! Can you do anything about it?
Disease demon： ん？ 出来ねぇよ 男の心得第２３条・・・ Huh? I can't do that. Man tip #23...
Hades-sensei： 「死ぬ時は渦中で」 か？ "When you die, it'll be in the middle of turmoil." Right?
Disease demon： おっと・・・正解だ やるねェ Yep, that's right. Let's do it.
Page 21 HS： そりゃあどうも Well, thank you.
Touya： ・・・せっ・・・ 先生～っ！ Se... Sensei!
Hades-sensei： まったく・・・ Oh, man...
Touya： むぎゅっ Ooof!
Page 22 Hades-sensei： 君は 病魔の怖さをよく知っていると思っていたけどな I had thought You knew all about disease demons.
Touya： ご・・・ ごめんなさい・・・ その・・・つい・・・こ 今度は・・・いけると思ってしまったというか・・・ I... I'm sorry... It's just...without meaning to...this... This time...I thought that I could do it...
Hades-sensei： 言い訳は男らしくないね Excuses aren't manly, you know.
Touya： う・・・ Uh...
Hades-sensei： 理想を追い求めるのはとてもすばらしいことだけど 無理したって結局は身に付かないんだよね・・・ 小さくても出来ることからでいいんだよ・・・例えばその 髪型からとかでもね しかしよりによって「男前カット」とは・・・ 鈍の奴他になんとかならなかったのか？ It's really wonderful to pursue your dreams but... You don't get anything out of it in the end by overdoing it. Even if it's something small, it's good just because you can do it. For example... Your haircut. But of all things, a "hot guy cut..." Wasn't there anything else Niburu could have done?
One of the kids： 失礼しまーす！ Excuuuse us!
Touya： あ・・・ Ah...
Page 23 Kaburagi： 刀哉？ ちょっと どうしたのよ その傷！ Touya? Hey, what's with those cuts!
Touya： こ・・・これは・・・その・・・ We-well...that's...
Kaburagi： ねーちゃんに見せなさい！ Let me see!
Fuji： 先生 お茶～ Sensei, tea...
Ashitaba： 相変わらずだねぇ・・・ Everything the same as always...
Hades-sensei： この傷でこの様子じゃ・・・ 屋上から飛び下りたことは黙っといた方がいいな・・・ With those wounds and how things are going... It's best if I just keep quiet about him jumping off the roof...
Touya： なんでもないってば！ I said it's nothing!
Kaburagi： なんでもないことないでしょ！ It is not!
Touya： ・・・い・・・ いつか話すよ きっと・・・ 今度は・・・ 笑い話しとして I'll... I'll tell you someday, without a doubt. Next time... As something to laugh about.
Text： だが早速龍黄にばらされた But immediately, Ryuuki let her know.
Touya： なんで言っちゃうんだよ バカ！ Why did you say something, you idiot!
Senoo： そりゃ 言うだろ！ バカはお前だっての Of course I would! You're the idiot!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30679Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 482011-07-28T23:16:46+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to umeboshi110 for the help. Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Kaburagi： う・・・ うっ・・・ う・・・ う・・・ ううっ・・・ うわ～っ！ もう こんなの絶対間に合わないわ！ どうしたらいいの～！ Uh... Uh... Uh... Uuuh... Uwaaah! Ohh, I'm definitely not going to get this done on time! What should I do...!
Touya： 何やってんだよ ねーちゃん What are you doing, nee-chan?
Kaburagi： ああっ 刀夜！ ううう 助けてぇ～・・・ Ahh! Touya! Uuuh, help me!
Touya： 何？ 家庭科の宿題？ ああ 雑巾縫うやつか What? Home economics homework? Oh, are you sewing a dust cloth?
Kaburagi： 違うわよ これは自由工作でワンピース作ってるの！ No! This is my free work and I'm making a dress!
Touya： それワンピース？ That's a dress?!
Page 2 Text： ８月３１日 言わずと知れた夏休みの最終日である この日が来るまで全く宿題に手をつけない者も少なくはなく 生徒たちは皆この日の到来を嘆き悲しみうちひしがれている August 31. As everyone knows, it's the final day of summer vacation. Until this day arrives, there are more than a few who haven't started on their homework at all - those students are stricken with grief over its arrival.
Title： 一年で一番憂鬱な日 The Most Depressing Day of the Year
Lady： もう夏休みもおしまいですねぇ 坊ちゃん宿題のほうは大丈夫なんですか？ Summer vacation is already over. Bocchan, are you doing all right with your homework?
Fuji： ん？ ああ そうだなー そろそろできてんじゃねーかな Hmm? Oh, yeah, that's right. I wonder if they're about finished.
Lady： 「そろそろできてる」・・・？ "About finished"...?
Fuji： おー 漢字ドリルは板長だろ 読書感想文と自由工作もそれぞれ頼んだ人がいるから・・・ The head chef is taking care of the kanji drills. There's people I've entrusted with both the book report and the free work.
Sanzou： ほう Oh?
Page 3 Sanzou： 本人の口から真実が聞けて何よりだ I'm glad I heard the truth from the man himself.
Fuji： あっ・・・ お前ら！ Ah... You guys!
Lady： あは・・・坊ちゃんすみません Aha, bocchan, I'm sorry.
Man： 全部バレちゃいました・・・ He found out about all of it...
Sanzou： 本当に・・・ お前という奴は・・・ You really are... An idiot...
Fuji： げ・・・ Geh...
Sanzou： どうしてそう始めから楽することしか頭に無いんだっ！ 出て行け 自力で宿題なんとかするまで家には入れんぞ！ Why can't ever think of anything but taking the easy way out? Get out of here! I won't let you in until you do something about this homework on your own!
Fuji： うわっ わかった！ わっかた！ 俺が悪かったです わかったから一生のお願い手伝っ・・・ Uwah! I get it, I get it! I messed up. Since I know that, could you help with this one favor -
Sanzou： 自業自得だ ばか者！ You get what you deserve, you idiot!
Mimasaka： おーもしもし俺だ・・・ アシタバか？ 実は・・・ちょっと困ったことが起きてな・・・ Oh, hello, it's me. Ashitaba? To be honest, I've gotten in a little bit of trouble here...
Page 4 Ashitaba： 夏休みの宿題？ 一応やってあるけど・・・ 美作くん 本好くんに写させてもらうって言ってなかった？ Summer vacation homework? I've got it done now but... Mimasaka-kun, didn't you ask Motoyoshi-kun if you could copy his?
Mimasaka： それがダメなんだ I can't do that.
Motoyoshi： そりゃあ俺は 常に美っちゃんの役に立ちたいと考えてるよ 具体的に言うと一時間に一度くらい でもね・・・本当に美っちゃんの将来のことを考えるとこういう協力は良くないと思うんだ Well...sure I'm always thinking about how I want to help out Micchan. About once an hour, to be precise. But, when I really consider Micchan's future, working together like this isn't a good idea.
Mimasaka： ・・・と・・・ ...he said.
Ashitaba： そ・・・そう 厳しいね 本好くん・・・ わかった じゃあ 図書館でおちあおうよ 僕 宿題持って行くから Re...really. Motoyoshi-kun is pretty harsh... I understand. Well, then, let's meet up at the library. I'll bring my homework.
Mimasaka： おお！ 恩に着るぜ アシタバ！ Ohh! I owe you one, Ashitaba!
Mitsuru： お～い 美玖！ 何やってんだよ！ Hey, Miku! What are you doing?
Page 5 Hanamaki： なっ・・・夏休みの宿題・・・ 自由研究の存在まるごと忘れてた・・・ The...the summer vacation homework... I completely forgot about my research project...
Mitsuru： 本っ当ドジで間抜けだよな～ お前！ まったく誰に似たんだか You really are a clumsy moron. Jeez, who do you take after?
Hanamaki： うううどうしよう～・・・ もう３１日なのに・・・ Uuuh, what am I gonna do... It's already the 31st...
Mitsuru： うわーっ！ えーっ 俺いつの間にコーラ振ったんだ？ Uwaaah! Ehh! When did the cola get shaken up?
Hanamaki mama： きゃーっ またおそうめんゆですぎちゃった！ Kyaa, the noodles boiled over again!
Hanamaki： うえ～ん・・・ と・・・図書館行ってきます・・・ Waaah... I'm...I'm going to the library...
Page 6 Hanamaki： はあ・・・ Haa...
Fuji： あ～あ・・・ Ahh...
Ashitaba： は～・・・ Haah...
One of the kids： あ・・・ Ah...
One of the kids： 何・・・？ もしかして What...? It can't be -
One of the kids： お前ら・・・も・・・？ You guys...too...?
Page 7 Fuji： だからそれぞれ得意なやつ分担してやった方が効率いいだろ I'm telling you, it'd be efficient if we each shared what we're good at.
Mimasaka： んなこと言ってオメーは楽したいだけじゃねーか You're saying that cause you only want to take it easy!
Ashitaba： とりあえず誰がどの宿題できてないのか整理しようよ First off, let's sort out what parts of our homework aren't finished.
Fuji： 分担した方が結果的に早く終わるだろ お前のやり方じゃ全員共倒れが目に見えてんだよ Splitting up will result in us getting done faster. Your way of doing things is obviously going to bring us all down.
Mimasaka： いーってそんなの 片っ端からやってきゃいつかは終わんだろ コーリツ コーリツ うるせーんだよ 藤は That's fine. If we do it thoroughly, we'll eventually get it done. Just shut up about efficiency, Fuji.
Hanamaki： あ・・・あのう みんさん その・・・ここ図書館ですからあんまり騒ぐと・・・ Uh...um...everyone... Well...this is a library so we shouldn't make too much noise -
Fuji： そうだ花巻 俺の読書感想文とお前の自由研究交換しようぜ That's right, Hanamaki. Let's switch my book report for your research project.
Hanamaki： ええっ？ Ehhh?
Mimasaka： ぬけがけすんな Don't try to get ahead by yourself!
Fuji： 俺まだそっちのがいいわ I'd rather have that one.
Hanamaki： ええええええっ でもっ・・・！ Eeeeeeh! But...!
Otemoto： 君たち ちょっと静かにしてくれないか You guys... Could you be a little quieter?
Page 8 Otemoto： 勉強に集中できない I can't concentrate on studying.
Text： ２－A クラス委員 御手本 学 2-A class committee member Otemoto Manabu
The kids： ごっ ごめんなさい！ We...we're sorry!
Mimasaka： オメーは・・・ クラスでいけ好かない男(ヤロー）ランキング２位のクラス委員御手本！ （１位は藤） てめー 図書館で一体何してやがる！ You're... Class committee member Otemoto, who is the number two jerk* in our class! (Number one is Fuji.) What the heck are you doing in a library!
Text： 美作くんの特段と偏見によるものです *According to Mimasaka's particular bias.
Otemoto： 公共の施設をいかなる理由で利用しようと僕の勝手だろう 夏休み最終日にあわてて図書館へ駆け込むような人達にとがめられるような事は何ひとつしていないつもりだが？ I'm free to use a public facility however I want. I don't believe I've done anything to be criticized by people who rush to the library on the last day of summer vacation.
Mimasaka： ム・・・ムカツク・・・ He...he's pissing me off...
Ashitaba： やめようよ 美作くん・・・御手本くんは間違ってないよ・・・ Let's stop, Mimasaka-kun. Otemoto-kun is right...
Fuji： なあ御手本 お前頭いいだろ 俺らの宿題手伝ってくれよ 頼む 一生のお願い Hey, Otemoto, you're smart. Help us with our homework. I'm just asking for this one favor.
Ashitaba： 出た・・・ There it is...
Otemoto： 君たち 人に頼る前に自分でなんとかしようとは思わないのか？ とはいえ僕はクラス委員だし 君たちのような者こそ取りまとめてやらなくてはならない訳だからして いいよ Didn't you consider doing something about it yourself before asking people for help? Though I am the class committee member. Since I do have to keep you guy in line... It's fine.
Mimasaka： テメー 皮肉言わねーと喋れねーのかよ！ You can't speak without being sarcastic or whatever!
Page 9 Otemoto： 進行状況を拝見しよう Let's have a look at your progress.
Mimasaka： あ～っ イライラする～っ Ahhh! You're getting on my nerves!
Ashitaba： 御手本くんって言ってることは全部正論なんだけどね・・・ Everything Otemoto-kun is saying is pretty fair but...
Fuji： いちいちイヤミな奴だな He's just such a smartass.
Otemoto： 藤くんは漢字ドリルと読書感想文自由研究・自由工作が残っていて・・・ 美作くんは自由研究以外のほぼ全てが出来てない アシタバくんは一応全部形だけはやってあり・・・ Fuji-kun, you have your kanji drills, the book report, research project and free work left... Mimasaka-kun, you've started on almost nothing besides the research project. Ashitaba-kun, yours at least only looks like it's all done...
Ashitaba： 形だけ？ Looks like?
Otemoto： 花巻さん 自由研究のことをすっかり忘れていた・・・と・・・ ふむ なるほど わかった ではこれを最も効率よく完成させるための役割分担を決めよう Hanamaki-san, you said you completely forgot about the research project... Hmm, I see, I get it. Then, let's decide how to split up the work in order to complete these efficiently.
Page 10 Otemoto： アシタバくんと美作くんはドリル系を端から片付けて Ashitaba-kun and Mimasaka-kun, finish the drill assignments.
Mimasaka： なんでテメーに指示されなきゃなんねーんだ・・・ Why do I have to be told what to do by you...
Ashitaba： まあ・・・手伝ってくれるって言ってるんだし・・・ Well, he is saying he'll help us...
Otemoto： 藤くんは自分と花巻さんの自由研究を担当 花巻さんは藤くんと美作くんの自由工作担当だ Fuji-kun, you're in charge of yours and Hanamaki's research projects. Hanamaki-san, you're in charge of Fuji-kun and Mimasaka's free work.
Hanamaki： えっ Eh...
Otemoto： 僕は藤くんと美作くんの読書感想文を担当しよう 何か異議や質問のある人はいるかい？ I will be in charge of Fuji-kun and Mimasaka-kun's book reports. Does anyone have any objections or questions?
Fuji： ちょっと待て なんで俺が自由研究担当なんだ Wait a minute. Why am I in charge of research projects?
Otemoto： 書き写すだけの単純作業が君に向いているとは思えない 途中で寝てしまうのが目に見える I doubt you're cut out for simple work where all you do is copy things. It's obvious you'd fall asleep in the middle of it.
Hanamaki： わ・・・私自由工作を担当なんかしていいんでしょうか？ Is...is it okay for me to do the free work?
Otemoto： この中で一番美術の成績がいいのは君だ 君の１割の力が藤くんの１０割の結果になる 頑張って欲しい Out of all of us, you're the one who's gotten the best grades at art. Ten percent of your abilities will match one hundred percent of Fuji-kun's results. I'd like for you to work on them.
Fuji： てめェぶっ飛ばすぞ Bastard, I'm gonna beat the hell outta you.
Otemoto： 喋っているヒマがあるなら手を動かしなよ 君たちの宿題だろ If you have time to talk, then get to work. It's your own homework.
Fuji： クソッ あいつ５発ほど殴りてえ・・・ Shit, I wanna hit him about five times...
Mimasaka： アイツ見てると言い方って大事だなあとつくづく思うぜ Looking at him, I get a feeling I should watch how I talk...
Page 11 Text： 一時間後 An hour later
Otemoto： アシタバくん ちょっと待って！ Ashitaba-kun, hold on a moment!
Ashitaba： えっ？ ぼ 僕？ Eh? M-me?
Otemoto： 名指しで呼んだろう君以外に誰かいる？ そんなことより・・・ダメだよ そんなんじゃあ Is there anyone here besides you called by that name? Never mind that...this isn't any good.
Ashitaba： えっ？ え・・・ Eh? Eh...
Otemoto： よく見なよ 筆跡が美作くんのものと違う！ これじゃあ悪巧みに気付いてくれと自分から言っているようなものだろう やり直し Look here. The handwriting is different than Mimasaka-kun's. This is like you're telling them yourself to notice the cheating. Redo it.
Ashitaba： や やり直し？ Re...redo it?!
Otemoto： 当然だよ！ 僕はクラス委員として君たちが落ちこぼれてしまわないよう管理する義務がある！ 君たちの不祥事は僕の責任なんだ！ 手を抜くことは許さないよ！ Obviously! It's my duty as the class committee member to take control here so that you don't become drop-outs. Your bad behavior is my responsibility! I won't allow you to cut corners!
Mimasaka： アシタバ 無理しなくていいぞ！ Ashitaba, you don't have to overdo it.
Otemoto： 藤くん 君 何やってるんだ？ Fuji-kun, what are you doing?
Fuji： グラフ作ってんだよ 見りゃわかんだろ I'm making a graph. You can tell from lookin' at it.
Otemoto： そうじゃない！ グラフ作るのに何故定規を使わないんだ しかもそれは花巻さんのものだろう？ 花巻さんの性格上定規を使わずにグラフを作るなど有り得ない！ That's not what I'm saying! Why aren't you using a ruler to make the graph? What's more, isn't that Hanamaki-san's? It's unthinkable that Hanamaki-san would be the sort of person to make a graph without using a ruler!
Fuji： あーッ！ Ahhh!
Hanamaki： あ・・・あの おかまいなく・・・ Uh...um...please don't worry about me -
Otemoto： よってやり直し！ 花巻さんは何をやっているかな？ So you'll have to redo it! Hanamaki-san, what are you doing?
Hanamaki： えっ？ あ あの 切り絵です・・・時間もあまりないので・・・ い・・・犬の絵で良かったでしょうか・・・ Eh? U-um, it's a cut-out drawing...because I didn't have that much time... Was...was a drawing of a dog all right...?
One of the kids： うおーっ すげえ！ 花巻上手えーっ！ Wow, amazing! You're so good, Hanamaki!
Hanamaki： ひえっ？ うわ あの そんな・・・ Hieh? Uwah, um, no way...
Otemoto： 上手すぎるな You're too good.
Hanamaki： えっ？ Eh?
Page 13 Otemoto： あの野蛮そうな２人の提出物にしては出来が良すぎる！ The quality is too good, considering it's the work of barbarians like these two.
Mimasaka： 誰が野蛮だ Who's a barbarian!
Fuji： 花巻も納得すんな Hanamaki, don't agree to it too!
Otemoto： よってやり直し！ So you have to redo it!
Hanamaki： そ・・・そうですよね ごめんなさい！ I-is that so...I'm sorry!
Otemoto： だがこの作品自体はすばらしいものなので これは君個人で先生に提出するといい Since the piece itself is wonderful... You might want to turn it in to the teacher yourself.
Mimasaka： あいつ何気に女に甘いな He's going on easy on girls for no good reason.
Text： 御手本の厳しいリテイクは時間がないにも関わらず夜まで続いた Despite the fact that they didn't have time, Otemoto's strict redos they continued into the night.
Mimasaka： ひ・・・人にばっかやり直し強要しやがって・・・ そういうテメーの読書感想文はどうなってんだよ！ All...all you're doing is makin' people freakin' redo stuff... Then what about your book report!
Otemoto： 当然 文章の内容はもう完成している あとはこれを・・・ Of course I've already finished writing it. And then...
Page 14 Otemoto： 君たちの字そっくりに原稿用紙に書き写すだけだっ！ I just have to copy it on writing paper, matching your handwriting.
Mimasaka： げえっ？ Ｇｅｈ?!
Otemoto： さあ・・・！ 君たちの字のクセを教えてくれっ！ Now, then...! Show me the nuances of your handwriting!
Text： 病魔名称：完璧主義 Disease demon name: Perfect
Ashitaba： ふ・・・藤くん！ 美作くん！ あ・・・あれ もしかして・・・病魔？ 大変だ ハデス先生呼ばなきゃ！ 切れた・・・？ いや・・・さては電源と通話ボタン間違えて押したな・・・ も・・・もう一回・・・ F...Fuji-kun! Mimasaka-kun! H...huh...it can't be...a disease demon? This is bad. We need to call Hades-sensei! It disconnected...? No...he probably pressed the power button by mistake... I'll...I'll try one more time...
Page 15 Hades-sensei： まさか夏休み最終日に呼び出されるとは思わなかったよ 御手本くんも悪気があったわけじゃないし・・・ みんな許してあげてね I never thought I'd be called on the last day of summer vacation. It's not like Otemoto-kun had any bad intentions... Everyone should let it slide.
Fuji： 御手本のことなんざもうだどうだっていいんだよ・・・ 過ぎたことだ I could give a crap about Otemoto now. That's all over.
Mimasaka： そうだ・・・そんなのはササイなことだ・・・ 今大問題なのは・・・ Yeah...something like that is nothing. Right now the big problem is...
Page 16 Mimasaka： 宿題ひとっっつもできてねー！ We haven't finished even one bit of our homework!
One of the kids： どうするの？ もおう夜になっちゃったよ！ What are we going to do? It's already nighttime.
One of the kids： もうダメだ 先生も手伝ってくれ！ It's no use. Sensei, help us out too!
Hades-sensei： えっ？ だ 駄目だよ 先生が生徒の宿題やるなんて・・・ Eh? I...I can't do a student's homework...
One of the kids： 教科担当じゃねーんだから別にいいだろ 堅ェこと言うな It's not like you're in charge of this subject so it's fine. Don't be so stubborn.
Lady： すみません そろそろ閉館時間となるのですが・・・ I'm sorry. It's almost closing time...
Fuji： やべー！ Oh, crap!
Mimasaka： 大丈夫だ まだ先生ん家がある！ It'll be fine. There's still sensei's house!
Hades-sensei： え・・・ 大丈夫かな・・・うち１Ｋしかないんだけど・・・ Eh... Is that going to be okay...my house is only one room and a kitchen...
Text： そうして夏休み最後の夜は更けていき・・・ 来たる新学期初日 And so the last night of summer vacation went on... The first day of the coming new school semester
Page 17 Saizaki： ではこれでＨＲを終わります みんな季節の終わり目にカゼなどひかないようにね それでは夏休みの課題を提出した人から帰ってよろしい So, with that, homeroom is over. I hope no one catches an end of the season cold. Those who sumbit their summer vacation assignments can return.
Fuji： どうする・・・？ What are gonna do...?
Mimasaka： どうするって もう・・・出すしかねーだろ とりあえず・・・ "What are we gonna"...we don't have any choice but to turn them in now.
Saizaki： はい 次は花巻さんね それは自由研究？ 何を題材にしたのかしら All right, next is Hanamaki-san. Is this your research project? I wonder what you did it on...?
Hanamaki： あ・・・あ あの・・・私は１年間の保健室の利用者をグラフにしました・・・ Uh...uh...um...I did a graph on the people who came to the infirmary in the span of one year...
Graph： 年間保健室利用者数 The Amount of Infirmary Users in a Year
Saizaki： まあ凄い！ ということはわざわざ保健室に取材に行ったのね？ グラフの数値は切ないけどその行動力はとても立派だわ！ Ohh, amazing! So you went to the infirmary just to collect data? The graphs numbers are sad but your go-getter attitude is very admirable!
Page 18 Fuji： 俺は白のジャケットを作りました 黒のシャツの上とかに羽織るといい感じかと・・・ I made a white jacket. I thought it would be cool to wear over a black shirt or something...
Saizaki： あら素敵！ ・・・けど気のせいかしら 何か薬臭いわね・・・ エタノールでもぶちまけたの？ Oh, wonderful! But...is it just my imagination? Something stinks of medicine... Did ethanol or something get spilled on it?
Fuji： 気のせい 気のせい！ It's your imagination, it's your imagination!
Mimasaka： どいた どいた！ オレのは凄いぜ！ オレは屋台を作りました！ 寒いときはおでんだって作れるぜ！ Make way! Mine is amazing! I made a cart! When it's cold, I can make oden or something!
Saizaki： まあ すばらしい！ まさか美作くんひとりで作ったの？ Ohh, wonderful! I can't believe you made this all on your own?
Mimasaka： いや・・・別にそういうワケでも・・・ Well...it wasn't really like that...
Saizaki： いいえ 充分よ 先生は君の創作意欲に感動しました！ ・・・ただなぜかしら・・・何か見覚えが・・・ ん？ No, it's more than enough. I'm deeply moved by your creative urge! It's just for some reason...I remembered seeing something - Hmm?
Page 19 Mimsaka： やばい バレた！ 逃げろ！ Crap, she found out! Get out of here!
Ashitaba： あ～あ・・・ Ahhh...
Saizaki： なっ・・・ な・・・ なっ・・・こ・・・ こらー！ 待ちなさい！ ど・・・どこかで見たことあると思ったら・・・ Wha... Wha... Wha...h... Heeeey! Wait just a minute! I...I knew I saw it somewhere before...
Hades-sensei： ごめんなさ～い！ I'm sorry!
Text： にわか仕込みの偽装は あっさりバレてしまい・・・ ハデス先生もこってりしぼられた Their last-minute disguise was quickly found out... Hades-sensei was scolded too.
Saizaki： 教師が生徒の悪事の片棒を担ぐなんて・・・ To think a teacher would take part in the student's misdeeds...
Hades-sensei： すみません・・・すみません・・・ 小犬のような目で見つめられて手伝わないわけには・・・ I'm sorry...I'm sorry... They stared at me with eyes like a puppy...I couldn't help but give them a hand...
Otemoto： だから僕の言う通りにしておけば良かったのに・・・ I'm telling you, it would have better to have just done as I said...
Mimasaka： 元はと言えばオメーのせいなんだよ！ When you get down to it, it's all your fault!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30503Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 462011-07-15T23:18:16+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comHA HA GUESS WHO FORGOT TO PUT THIS UP /o\ As always, thanks to umeboshi110 for helping me out and reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Mimasaka： あ～・・・ 今日からプール開きだなっ！ Ahh... Starting today, the pool is going to be open!
Ashitaba： プール開きだけど・・・ 美作くんなんでそんなテンション高いの？ It is but... Why are you so excited?
Mimasaka： お前は・・・アレか？ それでも男か？ 草食系通り越して草か？ Are you...that? And you're still a man? You go beyond being an herbivore - are you grass?
Ashitaba： 草？ Grass?
Fuji： お前が何考えるか大体わかるけど・・・ 今日男子は器械体操だぞ I basically get what you're thinking but... Today the boys are doing artistic gymnastics.
Ashitaba： は？ Huh?
Fuji： だから男子と女子はプールの授業別々だって言うってんの I'm saying, the girls and boys are going to have separate lessons.
Page 2 Yasuda： なんだとーッ！ What did you say?!
One of the kids： うわっ！ Uwaaah!
Mimasaka： 安田！ お前 なんですでに水着なんだよ Yasuda?! Why are you in a bathing suit already?
Yasuda： おい 今の話マジなのか？ Hey, is what you said just now true?
Ashitaba： なんか 今年から授業方式が変わったらしいよ 男女混合だと女子の出席率が悪いからって・・・ It seems they changed the format of the lesson starting this year. I heard when it was boys and girls together, the girls' attendance was awful...
Yasuda： 今年から？ Starting this year?
Fuji： そういうことだ 今回はもう諦めろ お前ここんとこ出ずっぱりだろ 自重しろ So that's what it is. Just give it up this time. You've been showing up an awful lot these days. Hold yourself back.
Mimasaka： 確かにこいつのテンションは慣れると飽きてくる It's true that you start getting sick of his zeal once you get used to it.
Fuji： だから着替えるなら体操着（こっち）が正解 So if you change your clothes, the track suit is the right one.
Mimasaka： くそ～・・・楽しみ損だぜ ぬか楽しみだ・・・ Damn, I lost all of my excitement. It's just vain excitement...
One of the kids： 何 ぬか楽しみって・・・ What is vain excitement...?
Page 3 Text： 常伏中学校夏の行事①プール開き いわゆる夏期に行われる一発目の水泳の授業である 常中では本年より男女別・２クラス合同の授業となり女子からは歓喜の男子からは落胆の声があがっている Tokofushi middle school summer event number one: the opening of the pool. In other words, it's the first swimming class held in the summer season. Starting this year at Toko middle school, they turned the lessons into two separate classes for boys and girls. From the girls came voices of delight, from the boys voices of disappointment.
Page 4 Hades-sensei： 特製塩素消毒ボックス！ 穴という穴から塩素水が噴き出る仕組みです どうです 才崎先生・・・！ この抜け目ない設計雑菌という雑菌を完璧に・・・ The deluxe chlorine disinfection box! It's built so that chlorinated water spouts from all these holes. How it is, Saizaki-sensei! This smart design filters microorganisms perfectly...
Box： 消毒ボックス 順番を守って楽しく使いましょう！ Disinfection box [top] Let's keep in a line and enjoy using it! [side]
Saizaki： 撤去！ Remove it!
Hades-sensei： そ そんな・・・ 徹夜して作ったのに・・・ No...no way... Even though I spent all night making it...
Saizaki： そろそろ授業も始まりますし・・・先生も保健室にお戻り願えます？ ここは立入禁止になりますので The class is going to start in a bit...can I ask you to return to the infirmary? Since this place is off-limits.
Hades-sensei： 立入禁止？ Off-limits?
Saizaki： 水泳の授業中プール内は男子禁制になります 最近女生徒を狙った不埒な事件もよく耳にしますし・・・ 注意を厳重にと保護者たっての希望ですのよ Boys are now prohibited from being in the pool while class is in session. I've heard there's been a lot of incidents of misconduct that were aimed at the female students lately. Their guardians wish for their strict protection.
Hades-sensei： えっ・・・ 養護教諭も駄目なんですか・・・？ Eh... Even the school nurse is not allowed?
Saizaki： 例外はありません！ さあお引取りください！ その箱も持って帰ってくださいね！ No exceptions! Now, please leave. Take that box with you too.
Page 5 Mimasaka： 安田よォ いつまでその格好でキゼツしてるつもりだよ つーかとび箱運ぶの手伝え！ Yasuda. How long do you plan on being passed out in that pose? Anyway, help us carry these vaulting boxes!
Ashitaba： もう授業始まっちゃうし 起こした方がいいよね・・・ Class is going to start. We should probably wake him up...
Yasuda： いい・・・のか・・・ お前ら・・・それで・・・ Is that... Okay with you guys...?
The kids： は？ Huh?
Yasuda： お前ら 本当にそれでいいのかッ！ そんな規則ごときで楽園（エデン）への侵入を簡単に諦めていいってのか！ 俺はちっともよくないぞ！ Is that really okay with you guys! Are you okay with easily giving up on sneaking into Eden because of rules like that? I'm not okay with it at all!
Mimasaka： 落ち着け 安田！ 引き際をわきまえるのもイイ男の条件だぞ Calm down, Yasuda! Knowing when to quit is also a condition for being a good man.
Yasuda： クソ食らえだ そんなもん！ うおおおっ やべー今ので頭がい骨骨折した！ 先生俺保健室行って来ます Just shove it up your ass! Ohhhh! Oh, no, just now I fractured my skull! Sensei, I'm going to the infirmary!
Teacher： 頭がい骨？ Your skull?!
Mimasaka： しまった あいつプールに行く気だ Damn, he's just planning on going to the pool.
Fuji： なんて執念だよ しかし・・・ But man, is he ever stubborn...
Page 6 Text： その頃のプール Meanwhile at the pool
Saizaki： さあ！ みんな準備運動はきちんとできましたか？ それではゆっくり足からプールにつかりましょう ・・・って言ったそばから誰ですかっ？ 先生の話聞いてた？ Now, did everyone do their warm-up exercises properly? Then, let's get in the pool slowly starting with our legs. And just after I got done saying that! Who is that? Did you hear what I said?
Girl： 花巻さんが足を滑らせて落ちました Hanamaki-san slipped and fell in.
Girl： しかも泳げないっぽいです！ And it looks like she can't swim!
Girl： 花ちゃん足つくよ！ 落ちついて！ Hana-chan, you'll get a cramp! Calm down!
Saizaki： い・・・今助けてます！ ちょっと待ってなさい！ I...I'll save you right now! Hang on a moment!
Hachiya： は～！ やっぱ男子（バカ）いないと平和でいいな～！ Haa! When those idiot boys aren't here, it really is nice and peaceful.
Kaburagi： 確かに授業はスムーズかも・・・ ・・・ん？ あっ見て見てスズメよ！ Class is sure to go smoothly... Hmm? Ah, look, look, a sparrow!
Saizaki： ああ・・・プールの授業中は侵入者対策としてフェンスの上に電撃が走るようになっています のぼって遊んだりしないようにね Yes...as a counter-measure against intruders while our pool class is in session, I've set electricity running along the top of the fence. Make sure you don't climb and play on it.
Girl： せ 先生！ 悲鳴が・・・ Se...sensei! A scream...
Saizaki： 早速侵入者のようね・・・ 放っといて授業を始めますよ いやらしいことを考えている人に同情の余地はありません！ It seems we have an intruder already... Let's leave them alone and start class. I have no sympathy for those who think of doing lewd things.
Hades-sensei： 安田くん Yasuda-kun.
Page 8 Ｈades-sensei： 一体 何がどうしてこんなことになったんだい？ 水着を着ているようだけど・・・ Just how on earth did you get like this? It looks like you're wearing a bathing suit...
Hades-sensei： 今は ２年生が授業中だからプールには入れないよ 厳重な警備もあることだし・・・用がないなら近づかない方がいい Right now the second years are having class so you can't go into the pool. They even have strict defenses. If you don't have any business there, it's best to not get near.
Yasuda： え・・・ 警備？ フェンスの上に電撃８ヵ所 赤外線感知ブザー１６ヵ所 対カメラ・レンズ撃退フラッシュ４ヵ所 以上がハデス先生から聴取した敵陣の情報である これらを踏まえてこれよりー・・・ Eh... Defenses? There are 8 places on the fence with electricity. There are 16 places infrared perception buzzers. There are 4 places with anti-camera lens repulsing flashes. That's all of the enemy camp's information I've heard from Hades-sensei. Based on this, from here on...
Page 9 Yasuda： 楽園（エデン）陥落群議を執り行う！ I'm going to hold the Eden surrender group discussion.
Fuji： 戻ってくるなりなんだいきなり What are you doing right after you've came back?
Mimasaka： ここ１０分でお前の身に一体何があったんだ Just what happened to you in those 10 minutes?
Boy： なんだ また安田がなんかやるのかよ What, Yasuda's up to something again?
Boy： 学習しねーよねー本当！ なんとかに付ける薬はねーって言うけど He seriously never learns! I'm telling you, there is really no helping him.
Mimasaka： ・・・おいちょっとカンジ悪いぞ オマエら！ 確かにコイツはアホだがよ Hey, that's not cool, you guys. He is an idiot but...
Yasuda： そうだ！ 本当は女子の水着が見たいくせに意地を張るな！ 我慢ダメ！ 絶対！ That's right! Even if you want to see the girls in their bathing suits, don't be stubborn! Patience is absolutely unacceptable!
Boy： お前の憤りそこ？ Is that what you're resentful over?
Yasuda： 隠されれば見たくなるのが男の性というもの・・・ 女どもは触れてはならぬ楽園（エデン）の果実（リンゴ）に手を出したのだ If you keep it hidden, you'll want to see it - that's the nature of man. The women have reached out a hand to the apple of Eden that they are not to touch.
Mimasaka： いや意味わからん No, I don't get what you're saying.
Boy： 何？ 何か楽しそう What? Sounds interesting.
Boy： 安田の奴今度は何しでかすんだ？ What's Yasuda cooking up this time?
Page 10 Text： 「男」とはー・・・ 古来より戦うことを運命づけられた種族である "Man..." Has been a species destined to fight since ancient times.
Teacher： お前らちゃんと授業しろ Take this class seriously, you guys.
Text： 皆 安田の話を聞いているうちその熱意にあてられ・・・ While everyone listened to Yasuda, they were affected by his enthusiasm...
Boy： 俺山岳部だけど ２、３Ｍの壁くらいならサッと行って戻ってこれるぞ I'm in the mountaineering club. If it's about 2 or 3 meters of wall, I can easily go and come back.
Boy： 僕美術部なんだけど・・・ 体にタイルの模様描くとかどうかな？ I'm in the art club. What about me drawing a tile pattern on our bodies or something?
Boy： わたくし天文部ですが・・・ 東南の風吹かせてみせます I'm in the astronomy club. I can try to get a south-east wind to blow.
Text： 己の内に秘めた闘争本能が・・・ 今・・・目覚めんとしていた！ The instinct to fight that was hiding in each of them... Now...it was just about to awaken!
Fuji： なんかわかんねーけど授業潰れそうな展開だな ラッキー寝てよ ん？ I don't really get it but it seems like class has gone to hell. How lucky, I'm gonna sleep. Hmm?
Boy： 大体なんだよ 警備って！ 金のムダ遣いじゃねーか！ What are these "defenses" in the first place? Isn't that a waste of money!
Boy： そうだ！ こういう待遇ばっかりするから女が調子に乗るんだ 即刻やめさせるべきだ The women are getting cocky because they're always treated like that! We need to stop them right now.
Boy： 別に水着が見たくて言ってるワケではなく・・・ It's not like we're saying this because we want to see them in their bathing suits...
Fuji： いいや 何も見なかったことにしよう・・・ It's fine... I'm going to pretend I didn't see anything...
Saizaki： はーい それでは皆プールの縁につかまって 平泳ぎのフォームの練習です All right. Now then, everyone, hold on to the edge of the pool And we'll practice the breaststroke form.
Page 12 Saizaki： ほら花巻さん頑張って 先生が腰を支えておいてあげますからね Keep at it, Hanamaki-san. I'll be supporting your lower back for you.
Hanamaki： こ・・・こうですか・・・？ L...like this...?
Girl： 何の音？ What's that sound?
Girl： 見て！ 上よ Look up!
Girl： ラジコン？ カメラとかついてんじゃないの～？ A radio-controlled helicopter? Did they put a camera or something on it?
Girl： やだぁ Oh, no!
Girl： 何かぶら下げてるわよ Something's hanging off of it!
Kaburagi： 確かに気持ち悪いなあ・・・ 追い払った方がいいよね？ That is really creepy... Shouldn't we drive it off?
Text： 塩素球 Chlorine ball
Hachiya： いっそブッ壊してやんなよ！ In fact, you should destroy it!
Page 13 Boy： 大成功です 大将 It's a great success, general.
Boy： 敵陣は大混乱です The enemy camp is in chaos.
Boy： うむあっぱれじゃ Yes, well done.
Text： ラジコン 同好会 The radio-controlled club
Text： 生物部 The biology club
Ashitaba： 何気にひどくない？ どうしよう 美作くん みんな何かヘンだよ ハデス先生を呼んで来た方がいいんじゃ・・・ Aren't you being awful without realizing it? What should be do, Mimasaka-kun? Everyone's being weird. Shouldn't we go and call Hades-sensei...
Mimasaka： 確かにそうみてーだな・・・ じゃっ 俺は女子たちを助けに行ってくるから オマエは先生を頼む！ Yeah, it certainly seems that way... Well, I'm off to save the girls! I'll leave getting sensei to you!
Ashitaba： えっ？ ちょ・・・ Eh? Wai...
Page 14 Yasuda： よし！ 敵が混乱している間に突っ込むぞ！ サバゲー部作戦を頼む！ All right! While the enemy is confused, we'll go in! I'll leave the strategy to you, survival game club!
Boy： 侵入者撃退が目的ならおそらく正面の警備が一番薄いと思われます 先生も誤って内部の者を巻き込むリスクは避けたいはずですからね If keeping out intruders is their goal, then it seems that their front defenses will be the weakest. Sensei probably wants to avoid the risk of accidentally getting people on their side involved.
Text： ＳＧ同好会 Survival game club
Boy： 待て 安田 お前残れ Wait, Yasuda, you stay here.
Yasuda： えっ Eh?
Boy： そうだ 大将は最後まで残るべきだ That's right. The general should stay here until the very end.
Yasuda： なんだと・・・いや・・・まあそういうことなら・・・ What are you saying...no...well, if I did that...
Boy： よし行くぞ みんな！ 俺たちで活路を拓け！ All right, let's move out, everyone! Let's open up an escape route!
Saizaki： みんな 落ち着きなさい ただのセミのぬけがらよ まったく・・・誰のこんなイタズラをする人は・・・ Calm down, everyone, they're just cicada husks. Jeez...who pulled such a prank...
Boy： 俺たちもプールに入れろーっ！ Let us in the pool too!
Boy： 男女別授業反対！ We oppose boys' and girls' separate classes!
Saizaki： ええっ！ Whaaaat!
Page 15 Boy： 当たり前のようだがみんな水着だ まさに楽園（エデン）！ Of course, they're all in bathing suits. This is surely Eden!
Girl： 何しに来たのよ あんたらーっ！ What did you guys come here for!
Girl： やだぁ No!
Girl： バカじゃないの Are you idiots?
Girl： 最低 Disgusting.
Kaburagi： なんだかよくわからないけど・・・ これ以上奥には進ませないわよ I don't really get it but... I'm not letting you get in any farther than this!
Girl： アタシらもビート板で援護射撃だ！ We'll provide back-up with a beat board!
Girl： 返り討ちにしちゃえ！ Turn the tables on them!
Saizaki： こ・・・ こら！ ダメよ あなたたちまで！ やめなさい！ He... Hey! Don't! Even you guys! Stop it!
Hades-sensei： アシタバくん Ashitaba-kun.
Ashitaba： は はい なんでしょう・・・ Y... Yes, what is it?
Page 16 Hades-sensei： 今日２年生は格闘技の授業でもやってるのかな？ 次々ケガ人が運ばれて来るんだけど・・・ Were the second years having a martial arts class or something today? Injured people are being carried in one by one...
Ashitaba： いや・・・そういう訳ではないんですけど・・・ なぜかみんな血気盛んになっちゃってて・・・ No...it's not anything like that... For some reason, everyone got all pumped up...
Hades-sensei： 微かな 病魔の気配が複数・・・ 空間影響型が蔓延してるのか？ しかしやけに皆幸せそうだな・・・ 生徒を疑うことなんてしたくないけど・・・ どうしてもひとりの人物が頭をよぎる It's faint...several hints of disease demons... Is a space-influencing type spreading around? But they all seem so happy... I don't want to suspect the students but... Just one person crosses my mind.
Ashitaba： 僕も原因は彼のような気がしてます I've also got a feeling like he's behind this.
Yasuda： 戦況はどうなってる？ What's the situation like?
Boy： 芳しくありません 次々負傷者が出ております It's awful. The casualties are appearing one after the other.
Boy： バケモノ並みに強い女子に手をこまねいています A strong girl like a monster just stood there, watching it all.
Yasuda： なんだと～？ ではやはりそろそろ俺の出番・・・ What? Well, then, it's really about time that I came out -
Boy： なりません！ こんなに早く総大将が出てきては我が軍の士気に関わります You can't! If the supreme commander were to come out this early, it would affect the morale of our troops.
Boy： ここは我々雑兵にお任せを！ Leave it to us ordinary soldiers!
Hades-sensei： やっぱり君が絡んでたか・・・ You really were involved in this after all...
Boy： 大将お逃げ下さい！ ここは我らにお任せを！ General, please escape! Leave this to us!
Yasuda： すまん！ 恩に着る！ I'm sorry! I owe you one!
Hades-sensei： あっ Ahh...
Boy： アシタバ殿・・・まさかお主が謀反を企てようとは・・・ Ashitaba-dono...to think that you'd plan an uprising...
Ashitaba： む・・・謀反って・・・ Up...uprising...
Boy： 密告とは卑怯なり Your betrayal is cowardly.
Hades-sensei： まずはこっちを何とかしよう First off, let's do something about this.
Text： こうして第三勢力の介入により幕を閉じたこの戦いは 後に常伏・夏の陣と呼ばれ 教員や他クラスの生徒の間でしばらくバカにされることとなるのであった And so, because of the intervention of a third force, the curtain closed on this battle. Later called the "Tokofushi Summer Battle,"they started to be made fun of for a while by the teachers and students in other classes.
Page 18 Hades-sensei： さあ捕まえたよ 安田くん プールにはしゃぐ気持ちもわかるけど・・・ 授業を中断させるのはよくないことだよ ちゃんと才崎先生に謝りに行こうね Now I've caught you, Yasuda-kun. I understand you're excited about the pool but... It wasn't good that you interrupted class. Let's go apologize to Saizaki-sensei properly.
Yasuda： はい・・・ 申し訳ありませんでした Yes... I'm very sorry.
Hades-sensei： 思ったより素直だな・・・ 反省してくれたんだね 安田くん・・・ He's being more obedient than I thought he would be... Yasuda-kun's reflected on what he did...
Yasuda： 当初の予定通りとはいかなかったものの・・・ どっちにしろこれならプールに内に入ることができる！ 結果オーライ！ これぞ 反省振舞（したふり）の計！ Although I didn't get to go like I'd planned at first... In any case, I'll be able to get into the pool! It turned out okay in the end! This is the pretending-to-have-reflected plan!
Saizaki： ありがとうございます ハデス先生・・・ お手数おかけしますわ・・・ Thank you, Hades-sensei... You went through so much trouble...
Yasuda's eye： 水着 Bathing suits!
Page 19 Yasuda： なっ・・・ なんだよ みのりちゃん その格好！ 謝りついでにようやく水着が見られると思ったのに・・・ なんでジャージ着てんだよーッ！ Wha... What's with those clothes, Minori-chan! Even though I thought I could finally see you in a bathing suit while I apologized... Why are you wearing a jersey!
Saizaki： もう授業はとっっっくに終わったのよ 安田くん Class already ended a loooong time ago, Yasuda-kun.
Yasuda： ちょ・・・ ちょっと待ってこれで終わり？ もう１９ページ？ おかしいだろ 俺一目も水着見てないぞ Wa... Wait a minute, with this, it's over? It's already been 19 pages? That's weird. I didn't get even once glance at a bathing suit.
Saizaki： 安田くん ちょっとは反省なさい！ Yasuda-kun! Reflect on what you did a little!
Yasuda： そ・・・ そんなぁ～っ！ N... No waaaaaaay!
Text： 安田の悲痛な叫びは学校中に響きわたったという Yasuda's bitter cry echoed all throughout the school.
Hades-sensei： どうしてこんな寝ちがえ方したの？ Why did you sleep in such a weird position?
Fuji： とび箱の上で爆睡して・・・ Because I totally fell asleep on top of the vaulting box...
Text： それはそうと本日の保健室は大盛況でした Incidentally, the infirmary was a huge success that day.https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30502Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 472011-07-15T22:38:30+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to umeboshi110 for the help and reserved for Muda Scans. Also, sorry for all the translator notes - when scanlating this, if you want to group them all into one big note, that's fine.
Page 1 Text： 常伏中学校は夏休みー・・・ 学校が休みとはいえ部活などで来校する生徒も少なくないため ハデス先生も張りきって学校に来ているのだが・・・ Tokofushi Middle School summer vacation. Although school may be out, because there is a good number who come for club activities Hades-sensei got excited and came to the school as well but...
Hades-sensei： 暇だなぁ・・・ いや・・・これは喜ばしいことなんだ みんなが健やかに不活動にはげんでいるなによりの証・・・ もう一度出張に行ってこようかな・・・ さっき帰ってきたばっかりだけど も もしもし？ There's nothing to do... No...this is something I'm happy about. It's proof that everyone is healthy and vigorously working hard at their activities. I wonder if I could go on a business trip again... But I just got back from one a little while ago... He...hello?
Page 2 Mitogawa： もしもし 逸人か？ 通話ボタンと電源ボタンを間違えず押せるようになって何よりだ 実は君にお願いがあるんだが・・・ Hello, Itsuhito? I'm glad you've gotten to where you can press it without mistaking the power button for the talk button. The truth is, I have a favor to ask of you.
Hades-sensei： 僕にお願いとは・・・もしかして・・・ A favor to ask me...could it be...
Mitogawa： そうだ 君しか頼めない よく聞いてくれ That's right. You're the only one I can ask. Listen up.
Hades-sensei： 病魔か・・・！ A disease demon...!
Mitogawa： 根多切区の枕町商店街にある「マンドレーク」という生花店に取り急ぎ向かってくれ 「ハルナ」という人物が君を待っている 話はすでに通してあるからー・・・ Hurry to a flower shop called "Mandrake" in Netakiri ward's Makura town shopping district. A person named "Haruna" is waiting for you. I already let them know.
Hades-sensei： わかりました 先生の名前を出せばよろしいですね？ I understand. I just need to tell them your name, right?
Mitogawa： うむ 話が早くて助かるよ それが片付いたら７時までに学校に戻ってくれ 急げと言ったが・・・くれぐれも慎重にな Yes, I'm glad you're quick to understand. When you've finished that up, come back to the school at 7:00. I said hurry but...please be careful.
Page 3 Title： ハデス先生の冒険？ Hades-sensei's Adventure?
Page 4 Vice principal： いやぁ 聞いたことがないなあ 「まんどれーく」という製菓店だろう？ 枕町商店街は私もよく利用するがね そんな菓子屋は見たこともないぞ！ No, I haven't heard of it. A sweet shop called "Mandrake"? [T/N: He mistakes it for "sweet shop" because it's pronounced the same as "flower shop." There's the joke that's in play for the rest of the chapter: everyone misunderstanding Mitogawa's original message about a "seika" shop because all the other things sound like it or has Mandrake in it or something.] I go to Makura town shopping district a lot but I haven't seen a sweet shop like that.
Hades-sensei： 地図にも電話帳にも載ってないんですよ 困ったな・・・ I can't find it on the map or in the telephone book. I'm at a loss...
Vice principal： もしや製菓店ではなく製靴店の間違いではないかね？ それなら「マンドリル」という店を知っているぞ Maybe you're mistaking not for a sweet shop but a shoemaker's? [T/N: Shoemaker in Japanese is also pronounced "seika."] If that's the case, then I know of a shop called "Mandrill."
Hades-sensei： そうか・・・僕の聞き間違いだったのかもしれませんね ありがとうございます・・・！ 行ってみます！ That's true...I probably did mishear. Thank you so much. I'll go see!
Bird： ハルナサンカワイイ！ ハルナサンスキー Haruna-san is cute! I like Haruna-san!
Hades-sensei： い・・・ インコ・・・ A... A parrot...
Old man： わざわざよその区から見に来てくれる子がいるとはねえ モテモテだねぇハルナさん To think that you'd come all the way from another ward to see the parrot here. You're popular, Haruna-san.
Bird： ハルナサンツミツクリ Haruna-san, you're cruel.
Page 5 Sanzou： ハデス先生！ どうされたんですか？ 道の真ん中で・・・ 具合が優れないのでは・・・ Hades-sensei! What are you doing in the middle of the road...? Are you not feeling well -
Hades-sensei： ご・・・ごめんね・・・三蔵君だったのか・・・ 意外な洋服だね・・・ I...I'm sorry...so you were Sanzou-kun... I didn't think you'd wear clothes like that...
Sanzou： また日頃より 弟が保健室に入り浸るなどして先生にご迷惑をかけているかと思いますと 私ども大変頭の下がる思いでございます もしご夕飯のご予定などないようでしたら 是非当家へご招待させていただきたく・・・ I believe that my younger brother is always causing trouble by hanging around the infirmary...I have the utmost respect for you. If it seems that you don't have any plans for dinner, then I would very much like to invite you to our home.
Text： 深々 Very deep
Hades-sensei： あ・・・いや それが急いでるんだ Ah, well, I'm in a hurry...
Page 6 Sanzou： なるほど・・・そういうことでしたか それはもしかしたら７丁目の青果店「満点ドリアン」のことではないでしょうか 以前その店から果物を仕入れたことがあるのですが・・・ その時の担当者がハルナという女性だった気がします 少々道が複雑な所にありますから よろしければご案内させて下さい I see...so it was something like that... Perhaps it's the "manten durian" at the 7th district fruit and vegetable shop? [T/N: Confusing "Mandrake" for "manten."] I've gotten fruit at that shop before... I have a feeling the person who had been in charge that time was a woman named Haruna. The road is kind of in a complex area so If you'd like, I can show you the way there.
Hades-sensei： 本当かい？ 助かるよ Really? That'll help me out.
Sanzou： とんでもございません 先生から受けたご恩に比べればこれしきのことなど露にも等しい問題でございます むしろ藤の人間としてこの程度のことしかご恩返しできず非常におもはゆく・・・ Not at all. It cannot even be compared to the kindness I've received from you. Rather, as a Fuji, I am too ashamed that this much is all I can do to return the favor...
Hades-sensei： あ あの ごめん ちょっと急いでもらえるかな？ I'm sorry, could we hurry just a bit?
Girl： イヤよー！ 離して！ もう死んでやるんだからぁ！ No! Let go! I'm going to die already.
Page 7 Sanzou： 何やら不穏な空気ですね・・・ 先生少々お待ち下さい 私が様子を見て参ります There seems to be something bad going on... Sensei, hold on a moment. I'll go see what's happening.
Hades-sensei： いや ちょっと待って・・・！ No... Wait a minute!
Girl： やめて下さい ハルナ先輩！ 早まらないで！ Please stop, Haruna-senpai! Don't be rash!
Haruna： もうダメ 私生きていけない 生きる希望を失ったわ～！ It's no good! I can't go on living! I've lost the desire to live!
Hades-sensei： 「ハルナ」・・・？ なんてことだ・・・！ かなりまずい段階まで病魔に精神（心）を食われてしまっている "Haruna"...? What the...! Her heart's being eaten and it's at a very dangerous stage!
Sanzou： 先生！ Sensei...!
Hades-sensei： くっ・・・ 急がないと・・・！ Kuh... I need to hurry!
Girl： アイドルが結婚したくらいで何言ってんですか 先輩もういい歳なんだから現実を見つめてくださいよ What are you saying, just because an idol married someone? Senpai, act your age already and take a good look at reality.
Text： アイドルグループ Idol group
Haruna： やだ～ 小松菜くんは私と結婚するの～！ ドリアンに頭ぶつけて死んでやる～！ No! Komatsuna-kun is going to marry me! I'm going to hit my head on this durian and die!
Page 8 Hades-sensei： 待っ・・・ Wai -
Haruna： えっ？ あ・・・ Eh? Ah...
Hades-sensei： だめ・・・だよ・・・気を確かに・・・ 君は・・・今・・・病・・・魔に・・・ ん？ あれ？ 病魔の気配がない・・・ あの 三途川先生をご存知では・・・？ Don't...do it...get yourself together... Right now...you're...captured by a disease demon - Hmm? Huh? There's isn't the hint of a disease demon... Um, do you know Mitogawa-sensei...?
Sanzou： 先生！ だ・・・大丈夫ですか？ 相変わらず無茶をなさる方だ あなたも自殺なんて馬鹿な真似はよして下さい！ 悲しむ人がどれだけいると思っているんです！ Se...sensei! Are...are you all right? You do such crazy things as always. And you, give up on doing something stupid like suicide! How many people do you think there are who would grieve!
Haruna： すみません・・・私が間違ってました・・・ これからはあなたのために生きていきます・・・ I'm sorry...I was mistaken... From now on, I'm going to live for you...
Sanzou： えっ？ あ・・・ああ・・・ Eh... Ah...ahhh...
Page 9 Hades-sensei： 参ったな・・・人違いだったか しかしまずいぞ これで手がかかりがなくなってしまった Damn, it was the wrong person. But this is bad. Now I've run out of clues.
Sanzou： あっ せ 先生！ ちょっ・・・すみません 離・・・ Ah, se...sensei! Wai - I'm sorry, please let go -
Hades-sensei： 急がなければ・・・！ 本物のハルナさんは今頃・・・ I have to hurry...! Right now the real Haruna-san might be -
Text： 携帯応急セット Portable first aid kit
Hades-sensei： そうだ・・・！ 携帯電話！ こんな時のために買ったっていうのにすっかり存在を忘れていた これで改めて先生に連絡事項を確認すれば・・・ That's right! My cellphone! I completely forgot that I had it, even though I bought it for times like this... If I reconfirm what sensei called me about with this...
Mitogawa： そうなんだよ 偶然そのチャンスに恵まれてな ああ こんなことはめったにない その日のうちにダイバートと機材変更とインボラだからな しかもよりによってアントノフだぞ まさか乗る機械が・・・いや ツポレフじゃない イリューシンでもレアだがな こんな驚きはなかったよ That's right. I just happened to get that chance. Yeah...things like that are rare. A flight diversion, equipment change, and upgrade all on the same day. Yet, of all things, it's an Antonov. I can't believe it's a machine you'd ride on - no, it's not a Tupoleva. Even an Ilyushin is rare. I've never been so surprised.
Hades-sensei： つ・・・繋がらない・・・ な・・・何これ・・・こんな事態があり得るのか・・・？ 便利な道具とばかり思っていたのに・・・！ I...I can't get a hold of her... Wh...what's going on...is a situation like this even possible? Even though I've always thought it was a useful tool...
Ashitaba： 何してるんですか？ こんな所で・・・ What are you doing here?
Hades-sensei： いや・・・ちょっと人を捜してるんだけどね・・・ アシタバくんはこれからどこか行くのかな・・・？ しおりちゃん久しぶり Well, I was looking for a someone but... Where are you on your way to...? Shiori-chan, it's been a while.
Ashitaba： ああ・・・ちょっと妹にせがまれちゃって・・・ これから常伏盛夏祭に Ahh...since my little sister's been pestering me... We're on our way to the Tokofushi midsummer festival.
Hades-sensei： 盛夏祭・・・？ そこには・・・もしかしてマンゴー冷麺を販売しているハルナさんとか マンボウ競走（レース）を開催しているハルナさんとかがいたりしないだろうね・・・ Midsummer festival...? [T/N: Midsummer also is pronounced "seika."] Is there a Haruna-san there selling mango noodles... Or a Haruna-san running an ocean sunfish race...
Ashitaba： マンゴー冷麺？ な・・・何を言ってるんですか・・・？ はあ・・・なるほど・・・ でも先生 病魔の気配は今のところ感じてないんですよね？ 盛夏祭をやるのはこのあたりですから・・・もしその「ハルナ」さんが先生を待ってるとしたら もっと遠くの・・・まだ行ってないところなんじゃないですか？ Mango noodles? Wh...what are you talking about? Oh, I see... But, sensei...you haven't sensed the presence of a disease demon so far, right? They're holding the festival in this neighborhood so...it's possible if this "Haruna-san" is waiting for you. Wouldn't it be someplace further away that you haven't been to yet?
Page 11 Hades-sensei： そうだね・・・ とはいえすっかり手がかかりをなくしてしまったことだし・・・ アシタバくん何かそれらしい話聞いたことないかい？ That's right... But even so, I've run out of clues... Ashitaba-kun, you haven't heard about anything that might help, have you?
Ashitaba： う～ん・・・隣町に「湖の影（シャドウレイク）」って聖歌隊がいるのは知っていますけど・・・ かなりギリギリですよ・・・「レ」と「ク」しか合ってないし・・・ Well...I know there's a choir in the neighboring town called "Shadow Lake" but... That's a pretty big stretch. Only the "re" and the "ku" fit. [T/N: The "re" and "ku" he's referring to are from the Japanese pronunciation of "Mandrake" - Mandoreeku. The Japanese pronunciation of "Shadow Lake" ("Shadou Reiku") sounds kind of like Mandrake. So.]
Hades-sensei： いや！ 何もないより幾分ましだよ ありがとう・・・ 行ってみるね・・・！ Oh, no! That's somewhat better than nothing. Thank you. I'm going to see!
Ashitaba： あ！ 先生・・・ 何かひっかかるな・・・ 本当に病魔の話なのかなぁ・・・ Ah! Sensei... I feel like something is wrong... Was it really about disease demons...?
Yoriko： お・・・おにーちゃんなんであんなコワイ人としりあいなの？ 頼子生まれて初めておにーちゃんをソンケーしたかも・・・ Onii-chan, why do you know a scary person like that? This is the first time since I was born that I've respected you...
Person： 院長先生 近付いちゃダメです！ 今消防隊を呼びましたから Director, you can't get close! We just called the fire department!
Lady： 中にまだ人がいるのよ おお・・・ハルナ・・・！ どうか無事で・・・ There's someone still in there. Ooh...Haruna...! Please be safe...
Hades-sensei： ハルナさん！ Haruna-san!
Person： 消防隊です It's the fire department!
Person： あっ 消防隊さん大変だ！ 今・・・白衣の人が火の中に・・・ Ah, mister firefighter, it's awful! Just now...a man wearing a white robe went into the fire...
Page 13 Person： ああっ 来た！ Ahh! Here they come!
Person： 出て来たぞ！ 子供も無事だ！ They came out! The child is safe!
Lady： ああ・・・ありがとうございます！ なんとお礼を言ってよいやら・・・ Ahh...thank you so much! How should I express my gratitude...
Fireman： 君今回はお手柄だったが・・・ あんまりムチャしちゃいかんよ You did a great deed this time but But don't overdo it.
Hades-sensei： は・・・はあ・・・ あの・・・それよりお伺いしたいことが・・・ Ye...yes. Um...more importantly, I have something I want to ask.
Haruna： みとがわさん・・・？ Mitogawa-san...?
Hades-sensei： ま・・・またハズレ・・・ Wr...wrong again...
Keiichi： 逸人？ おい！ お前逸人か？ Itsuhito? Hey? Are you Itsuhito?
Hades-sensei： え・・・ Eh...
Page 14 Keiichi： 何してんだよ お前！ ボロボロじゃねーか！ What are you doing? You're a mess!
Hades-sensei： げっ！ Geh!
Keiichi： 「げっ」ってお前・・・ 十年来の親友の顔見るなり「げっ」って・・・ "Geh"? As soon as you see the face of your old friend of ten years, you go, "geh"...
Hades-sensei： け 経一・・・ Ke... Keiichi...
Keiichi： まいいけどよ それよりなんだァ？ そのザマは？ どうせまたひとりで突っ走ってムチャしたんだろ こりゃ また俺の助けが必要かな？ Well, whatever. Anyway, what's with you looking all messed up? You probably just ran in recklessly by yourself again. Do you need my help again?
Hades-sensei： 結構だ お前には関係ないし 急いでるんだ いや・・・待て・・・よく考えろ 経一はろくでもない奴だが今は藁をも掴みたい状況なのは事実 こうしている間にも ハルナさんはー・・・！ I'm fine. This doesn't have anything to do with you. I'm in a hurry. No...wait. Think about this. Keiichi may be good for nothing but the truth is, right now I'm grasping at straws. While I'm doing it like this... Haruna-san is...!
Background text： 意地 ハルナさんの危機 Pride Haruna-san's crisis
Page 15 Keiichi： お前そりゃキャバクラ「満開LADY」の背の高いハルナちゃんに違いねエよ！ ったくはじめっから俺に頼っときゃよかったモンを・・・ I'm sure it's about the tall Haruna-chan's, from the cabaret club "Full Bloom Lady." [T/N: Mandrake = Mankai (Full Bloom) LADY" and senotakai (tall) = sekai, I guess. Oh, Keiichi, that's such a stretch.] Jeez, if you'd have just asked me to begin with...
Hades-sensei： お前・・・働きもしないでよくもそんな所に・・・ How dare you go to a place like that when you don't even have a job...
Keiichi： ちゃ・・・ちゃんと自分の稼いだ金で行ってるよ！ 万年枯れ男のお前と一緒にすんなっつーの I...I go with the money I've earned myself! Don't lump me in with you, you perpetually withered old man.
Haruna： あれ～っ 経一ちゃん久しぶり お隣の方お友達さんですかぁ～？ Ohhh, Keiichi-chan, it's been a while! Is the person next to you your friend?
Keiichi： ああ！ コイツがハルナちゃんに会いたいって Yeah! This guy said he wanted to meet you.
Haruna： え～っ本当？ ヤダ～超ウレしいです～！ Ehh, really? Oh, I'm so happy!
Hades-sensei： す・・・すごい外見だ・・・ もしや病魔の仕業 Wha...what a crazy appearance... That could be the work of the disease demon...
Page 16 Haruna： ハルナもぉ～ あなたに会えるのを待ってた気がする！ キャッなんちゃってえー Me too! I have a feeling like I've been waiting to meet you! Ahh, just kidding!
Mitogawa： ハルナさんという人が君を待っている Someone named Haruna-san is waiting for you.
Hades-sensei： い・・・今・・・ なんて・・・ では・・・三途川先生のことも・・・ いやしかし彼女から病魔の気配は・・・ What did you Just say... Then, do you know Mitogawa-sensei as well..?! Well, but, I don't feel the presence of a disease demon from her -
Keiichi： ハルナちゃんに病魔？ 何言ってんだ お前 Haruna-chan caught by a disease demon? What are you talking about?
Haruna： みとがわ・・・あっチトセちゃんね！ 知ってる知ってる 話（よく経一から）聞いてます～ ちょっと待ってて！ あなたに渡したいモンがあるの～ Mitogawa? Ah, Chitose-chan! I know her, I know her! I've heard about her (a lot from Keiichi.) Just wait a minute! There's something I want to give you.
Mitogawa： 遅い！ 一体 何をちんたらしていたんだ なんだ えらく反抗的な顔だな You're late! What have you been dragging around for? What? You're making a really defiant face...
Hades-sensei： 病・・・ Pl...
Page 17 Hades-sensei： 病魔じゃなかったんなら先に言ってくださいよ！ ハルナさんすこぶる元気じゃないですか おかげで僕はドリアンで額を割るわ経一に頭を下げる羽目になるわで散々でしたよ Please tell me ahead of time if it isn't a disease demon! Haruna-san is fine, isn't she! Thanks to you, I got cut in the forehead by a durian, ended up bowing my head to Keiichi, it was awful!
Mitogawa： 誰がそんなこと言ったんだ 君の勝手な勘違いだろう それよりちゃんと品物は受け取ったのか？ ずいぶん軽装だが・・・ Who ever said anything like that? That was your own misunderstanding. More importantly, did you get like the item like you were supposed to? Your clothes are awfully light...
Hades-sensei： え・・・ええ・・・でも用事ってこれでよかったんですか？ Y...yes, but the errand - was this okay?
Saizaki： えっ？ あ ありがとうございます すみません 気を遣っていただいて・・・ 嬉しい・・・何かしら・・・ Eh? Th...thank you so much. I'm sorry, you went through the trouble to... I'm so happy...I wonder what it is...
Hades-sensei： 本当にこれでよかったんですか？ 先生・・・ きっと何かお考えあってのことなんですよね？ Was that really okay, sensei...? Surely you had some kind of plan?
Mitogawa： 頭痛がしてきた・・・ちょっと風に当たってくる あとはひとりでなんとかしてくれ・・・ I've got a headache...I'm going to get a bit of air. Deal with what's coming on your own.
Hades-sensei： えっ？ Eh?
Saizaki： ひっ・・・ Pl...
Page 19 Saizaki： 人をバカにするのもいい加減にして下さい！ 最低！ 大嫌い！ 顔も見たくありません！ Please quit jerking people around! You're disgusting! I hate you! I don't want to see your face!
Hades-sensei： ええっ？ ちょっ・・・待って下さい 三途川先生！ これは一体どういう意味なんですか？ 三途川先生・・・ Ehhh? Wa...wait a minute... Mitogawa-sensei! Just what on earth is going on here? Mitogawa-sensei...
Person： 三途川さんですか？ マンドレーク生花店の者なんですが・・・ ご注文いただいた１００本のバラのお引取りの方がまだいらっしゃらないのですが・・・ いかがいたしましょう？ Mitogawa-san? This an employee at Mandrake flower shop. You haven't come to pick up your order of 100 roses yet... What do you plan on doing?
Mitogawa： 最近なにかと頑張っているから・・・ たまにはいい思いさせてやろうと思ってたのに・・・ これじゃあ当分脈はないな 全く・・・先の思いやられる・・・ Lately, he's been working hard in some way or another... I thought I'd let him have a little fun once in a while... Well, now there's no chance of that... Goodness...this is not going to be good...
Hades-sensei： あっ 先生！ どこに行くんですか？ どういうことか説明して下さい 先生！ 先生！ Ah, sensei! Where are you going? Please explain what's going on! Sensei! Sensei!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30336Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 452011-07-05T03:27:31+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comAs always, a big thanks to umeboshi110 for helping out! And reserved for Muda Scans :D
Page 1 Text： それはジメジメと蒸し暑い放課後のことだった その日はひどい雨で・・・ 帰るのが面倒になった 俺の足は自然と保健室のベッドへ向かっていた 雨がおさまるまで昼寝でもしようと思い ウトウトまどろんでいた・・・その時だ It was a damp and humid afternoon. It was raining terribly that day... It was going to be trouble getting home...my legs naturally turned towards a bed at the infirmary. I thought I'd take a nap until the rain died down. It was at the moment that I started to doze off.
Someone： 一匹・・・ One sheep...
Text： 閉めきったカーテンの向こうから声が聞こえた・・・ 声だけではない・・・何やら不気味な音まで聞こえてくる I heard the voice from behind the closed curtain. It wasn't just a voice...for some reason, I could hear weird sounds.
Someone： 五匹・・・ 六匹・・・ Five sheep... Six sheep...
Text： 俺は その音に聞き覚えがあった・・・これは包丁の音だ！ 血の気がサッと引いた その瞬間・・・目の前のカーテンが勢いよく開けられた！ It sounded familiar to me...it was the sound of a kitchen knife! I suddenly grew pale. At that moment, right in front of me, the curtain was flung back!
Page 2 Ｆuji： そこにはウサギ形に切られたリンゴを持ったハデスが立っていた その後俺はリンゴを平らげ・・・雨足もおさまったのでフツーに帰ったとさ Standing there was Hades, holding apples he had cut into the shape of rabbits. After that, I ate the apples...the pouring rain died down so I went home as usual, y'know.
Mimasaka： 「とさ」じゃねーよ！ オメーの怪談全部オチがハデス先生じゃねーか "Y'know" my ass! The endings of your ghost stories all have to do with Hades-sensei!
Ashitaba： でも一応全部ノンフィクションの体験談ではあるよね・・・ But, at least they're non-fiction stories of his own experiences...
Fuji： だろ？ Right?
Mimasaka： くだらねー How stupid.
Page 3 Text： 常伏中学校視聴覚室 そこでは他の教室にはない黒く分厚いカーテンを利用した怪談大会が催されていた Tokofushi middle school audio-visual room There, a ghost story contest was being held using a dark, heavy curtain not found in the other classrooms.
Mimasaka： 次！ 次！ 誰がいいネタねーのかよー Next! Next! Who's got a good one?
Title： 後ろ向き妄想少女 The Pessimistic Delusional Girl
Mimasaka： ・・・ったく・・・こんな調子じゃ怪談大会なんて開いたイミねーじゃねーか Jeez...if we're doing it like this, then was there any point in starting a ghost story meeting?
Kaburagi in background： キャー こわーい Kyaaa, I'm scared!
Ashitaba： 美作くんって怖いのダメじゃなかったっけ？ Mimasaka-kun, I thought you weren't any good with scary stuff?
Choumabayashi： 私はもう話したわよ I already told one.
Tobioka： 俺もだ あと話してない奴誰だ？ Me too. Who else is there that hasn't?
Hachiya： あー・・・みんな ちょっといいかな Ah...everyone... Can I have you attention?
Page 4 Hachiya： ここにさっきの話マジビビリしてる奴がいるんだけど We've got someone here who was scared out of her wits by that story earlier.
Mimasaka： はァ？ さっきの・・・って藤の話かよ Huh... That story...you mean Fuji's?
Hachiya： お～い 暑いんだからあんまくっつくなよ Hey, it's hot, don't keep so close to me.
Higure： うう・・・ ご・・・ごめんなさい！ 違うの！ 怖いのは怪談でもハデス先生でもなくて・・・ わ・・・わ・・・私のっ・・・ 「妄想」なの！ Uuuh... I...I'm sorry! It's not that! I'm not scared of the ghost stories or Hades-sensei... It's...it's... My delusions!
Text： ２－Ｂ女子 日暮ふるえ 2-B girl Higure Furue
Higure： 今七匹目の被害者（ウサギ）となった藤くんが血みどろの死体になり発見されるところまできたわ・・・・ Now I'm up to the part where Fuji-kun, who became the seventh rabbit (victim), was discovered as a blood-stained corpse...
Fuji： 勝手に殺すな！ Don't just kill me off!
Hachiya： こいつこーいうヤツなんだよ 妄想力たくましいっつーか・・・ She's just like that. Her ability to see delusions is strong or something...
Higure： だ・・・だから私のことはあんまり気にしないで むしろ新しい怪談で私の脳内を上書きして・・・ So...so don't worry about me too much. Rather, I'll just overwrite my brain with a new ghost story...
Mimasaka： ナンギな奴だな・・・ You got it hard, huh...
Page 5 Hachiya： よーし それじゃあ次はあたしな パチ屋の前歩いた兄ちゃんから聞いた話なんだけどさ All right, then, I'll go next. This is one I heard from a guy walking in front of the pachinko shop.
Ｔext： その男は大層困っていた なぜなら奥さん（仮）からもらったばかりのお小遣いをギャンブルで全部スッてしまったからだ しかしどれだけ困ろうとないものはない 男は腹をくくり家路についた・・・ 家には愛する妻（限りなくその予定）の後ろ姿・・・ 心なしか怒っているように見える・・・男は恐る恐る口を開いた 「うまそうなにおいだな！ 何作ってんだ？」 This man was in serious trouble. Because he wasted all the money he'd just got from his (assumed) wife on gambling. But no matter how much he worried over it, there was nothing that could be done. He'd prepared himself when he set out for home... At home, he saw from behind his beloved wife (a very rough estimate.) She appeared to be somewhat angry...the man nervously opened his mouth. "That smells good! What are you makin'?"
[T/N: Let me explain this joke. In Japanese, "terrifying miso soup (kyoufu no misoshiru)" sounds the same as "Today, it's wheat bran miso soup. (kyou fu no misoshiru)" It's a silly pun. Obviously.]
Mimasaka： だからなんでそうオマエらの怪談は平和なんだよ！ てゆーかそのネタ古典的すぎだろ！ So why are all your ghost stories peaceful like that! I mean, that joke is beyond old!
Kaburagi： ・・・って言われても 怪談の特番はみんな視てるもんねー You say that but We all watch ghost stories on TV...
Hachiya： そうそう そっからまた新しいネタ出せって言われてもなー Right, right. So even if you tell me again to bring out some new material...
Mimasaka： う・・・確かに この大会は失敗だったか Uh...that's true... Was this meeting a failure?
Higure： おおおおおおお Ohhhhhh!
Ashitaba and Fuji： うわっ Uwaaah!
Higure： 妻の怒りのこもったみそ汁を口にした・・・その時！ その男の魂の灯もまた尽きてっ・・・ The moment he tasted his wife's miso soup that was filled with rage! The light of that man's soul went out...
Mimasaka： ダメだこりゃ There's no helping her.
Page 7 Hachiya： 日暮よぉ～ あんた 毎日みんな感じでストレス溜まんないわけ？ Higure... Doesn't being like that everyday stress you out?
Higure： あああっ ごめんねえ～ イライラするでしょ 本当にごめん・・・ 自分でもわかってるのよ 考えすぎだって でもやめられないの～！ Ahhh, I'm sorry. It's annoying, isn't it? I'm really sorry... Even I get it. I'm over-thinking things... But I can't stop!
Ｋaburagi： 大丈夫よ！ 何があったら私助けに行くからね！ It's fine! Whatever happens, I'll come to save you!
Higure： あっ・・・ ありがとう～ シンヤちゃん ・・・で・・・でも・・・ 私を助けに来たシンヤちゃんは組織の者の手によって帰らぬ人となってしまった そして次なる標的はその現場を目撃した この私ー・・・！ Ah... Thank you, Shinya-chan. B...but... Shinya-chan who's come to save me was killed by the hands of someone from the organization! And the next target will be the eyewitness to the scene of the crime...me!
Kaburagi： 何組織の者って・・・ What do you mean, someone from the organization...?
Hachiya： も～いい加減にしろよな！ じゃあたしたちこっちだから Oh, cut it out already! All right, we're going this way.
Kaburagi： 日暮さん ひとりで大丈夫？ Higure-san, are you going to be okay by yourself?
Hachiya： あっ？ 大丈夫 大丈夫！ ごめんね・・・本当に・・・ Ahh, I'll be fine, I'll be fine! I'm sorry...really...
Page 8 Ｔext： どうしていつもこうなの私・・・ 怖い目に遭いたいわけじゃないのに・・・入ったらもう止められない！ Why am I always like this? It's not like I want to experience scary stuff...once my delusion switch flips on, I can't stop!
Higure： はぁ～・・・ この妄想力を活かして小説家でも目指そうかな いや でも締切に追われノイローゼとなった私は脱走を試みるもそれは編集者の手により ただいまー・・・ いいにおーい お母さん今日のごはん何？ Haa... Maybe I should make the best of this power to see delusions and aim to be a novelist or something... No...being pressured by deadlines made me neurotic and I attempted to escape but due to my editor... I'm home. That smells good. What's for dinner today, Mom?
Higure's mother： な・・・なによ 一体 虫でも入ってたのかしら・・・？ What on earth... Was there a bug or something in it?
Page 10 Hades-sensei： みそ汁のおばけが見える？ She saw a miso soup ghost?
Kaburagi： ら・・・らしいです 見ててかわいそうなくらいおびえてて・・・ もしかしたら病魔のせいじゃないかなって・・・ Th...that's what it seems like. She was so scared you feel bad for her just looking at her... It couldn't possibly be the work of a disease demon, could it?
Higure： おじさん・・・おじさん・・・ みそ汁の中におじさん・・・ An old man...an old man... There was an old man in the miso soup...
Hades-sensei： うーん・・・ 入ってるね・・・間違いなそうだ 昨日は眠れなかった？ 目の下が真っ黒だね・・・ もう大丈夫だから・・・少しジッとしててね・・・ Hmm... It's in there...I'm pretty sure. Did you not go to bed yesterday? It's all dark beneath your eyes... Everything's okay now...just hold on for a bit...
Hades-sensei： 日暮さん きっともう大丈夫よ！ Higure-san, everything is definitely all right now!
Higure： ほ・・・ほんと？ もうオバケ見えない？ Re...really? I'm not going to see ghosts anymore?
Kaburagi： 大丈夫大丈夫 ハデス先生もオバケなんていないって言ってたし・・・ It's fine, it's fine! Even Hades-sensei said there aren't any ghosts...
Hachiya： あの先生が一番オバケみたいだけどな でも意外と話せるカンジの先生だったなー That teacher seems like the biggest ghost there is... But I felt like he was someone you could really talk to.
Kaburagi： で でしょ？ でしょ？ R... Right? Right?
Higure： 恐ろしい外見に反した優しげな態度・・・しかしそれは私たちをだまし 食べるためのワケだったのだ！油断したその瞬間 私たちは先生に頭からバリバリと食べられ・・・ He's really nice, despite how scary he looks...but that was a trap to trick and eat us! That moment when we let our guard down...we'll just get eaten up by him starting from our heads...
Hachiya： 肝心なトコ治ってねーぞ おい！ She wasn't cured in the right place! Hey!
Text： しかし・・・ 病魔の見せた幻覚がきっかけでより現実味（リアリティ）のある妄想をするようになってしまった日暮は However Higure who started to have even more realistic delusions because of the hallucinations the disease demon showed her...
Higure： あのシミ・・・ 顔に見えなくもない・・・ いるかも・・・後ろに・・・誰がいるかも・・・いやいる 確実にいる・・・ That spot... It could look like a face... It's probably here...behind me...someone is probably here...no, they are here...I'm sure they're here...
Text： 症状が軽減するどころか・・・その妄想癖は徐々にエスカレートしていき・・・ Instead of the symptoms abating...her habit of delusions gradually begin to escalate...
Page 12 Hades-sensei： さ・・・ 再発した・・・？ She... She relapsed?
Kaburagi： また見えるようになっちゃったって She said she can see them again.
Hades-sensei： うーん しかしそれでよくここまで来れたね・・・とりあえずずたんこぶの手当てしようか・・・ Hmm... But you really managed to get here like that...first off, let's do something about those bumps...
Higure： うっ・・・ もうやだ・・・私・・・怖いこと考えちゃダメって思ってるのに・・・ そしたら余計色んなこと考えちゃって・・・！ 自分でもどうやったら止められるのか・・・わからないんです・・・ シンヤちゃんも蜜味もごめんね・・・ 私めんどくさいよね・・・ Uuh... I've had enough of this...I...although I thought I shouldn't think about scary things... Then I thought about even more things...! Even I don't know how to stop it... Shinya-chan, Mitsumi, I'm sorry. I've been a pain...
Kaburagi： そんな Oh, no -
Hachiya： あたしらは別に・・・ We aren't really -
Hades-sensei： そう I see.
Page 13 Hades-sensei： 君はとっても真面目でいい子なんだね 大丈夫 考えることをやめられないならやめなくていいよ ちょっと方向を変える努力をしてみよう You're a really good, honest kid. It's fine. You don't have to stop thinking about things if you can't. How about we change direction a bit?
Hachiya： 日暮は考えすぎで悩んでるのにやめなくていいって・・・？ Although Higure is all upset because she's thinking too much, you're telling her it's okay not to stop?
Kaburagi： 一体どうするんですか？ 先生優しい Just what are you doing to do? Sensei is so nice...
Hades-sensei： 特別講師を呼びます！ I'm going to call a special lecturer!
Kaburagi： えっ？ Eh?
Yasuda： はじめまして！ ミスターポジティブ安田貢広です！ Nice to meet you! I'm Mr. Positive, Yasuda Mitsuhiro!
Page 14 ？： あ・・・ど どうも お噂はかねがね・・・ Ah...nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you...
Yasuda： ニーハイ Knee-high...
Hades-sensie： 人と話すときは目を見ようね 安田くん・・・ When you're talking to someone, you need to look them in the eye, Yasuda-kun.
Yasuda： イッ Eee!
Mimasaka： 安田なんか連れてきてどーなるってんだよ What are you planning on doing, bringing someone like Yasuda along?
Hachiya： あたしが聞きたい・・・ 安田（あいつ)のせいで日暮のやつ男性不信になったりしないだろうな・・・ つーかあんたら何でいんのよ 冷やかしならはっ倒すぞ That's what I'm asking. Higure won't start distrusting guys because of him, will she? Anyway, why are you guys here? If you're gonna make fun of her, I'll beat you down.
Yasuda： いいだろ別に 友達の友達は友達だ！ It's fine, isn't it! A friend's friend is a friend!
Higure： あっ・・・ Ah...
Page 15 Higure： 曲がり角・・・ あの奥何かいるかも・・・あっだめ 気にし出したらそんな予感でいっぱいになってきたわ・・・ その曲がり角からナイフを持った男が飛び出してきて私は串刺しに・・・ The street corner... There's probably something inside of there...ah, it's no good. When I start to worry, I just get all filled up with those kinds of premonitions... A guy holding a knife is going to jump from that street corner and come skewer me...
Hachiya and Kaburagi： 出た・・・ There it is...
Hades-sensei： ふふ・・・そうかな・・・？ 安田くん確認して来てあげてくれる？ Fufu...really? Yasuda-kun, would you go make sure for her?
Yasuda： えっ？ ここで俺？ いいすけど・・・ よォし・・・ 裸のお姉ちゃん！ 来い！ Eh? Me? That's fine... All right... Naked woman! Come out!
Mimasaka and Hachiya： 来るかァ Like one would!
Yasuda： なぜだ？ 俺は曲がり角を曲がる時この祈りを欠かしたことはないぞ Why? When I go around a corner, I don't fail to say this prayer.
Mimasaka： 高望みしずぎだろ！ せめてパンチラとかを望めよ That's aiming too high! At least wish to see their underwear!
Hachiya： そういう問題じゃねーよ アホ男子共死ね It's not a problem like that! Die, you dumbass boys!
Fuji： おい 女子と一緒にして大丈夫なのか？ 歩くセクハラだぞ あいつ・・・ Hey, is it okay for him to be with girls? He's a walking sexual harassment case...
Kaburagi： で・・・でもハデス先生には何か考えがあるみたいだし・・・ B...but...it seems like Hades-sensei has some kind of idea...
Yasuda： チッ なんもいねーや Che. Nothing here.
Mimasaka： いてたまるか！ I'd be damned if there was.
Higure： あ・・・ Ah...
Page 16 Hades-sensei： どうしたの？ 何もいないそうだよ さあどんどん行こう What's up? Looks like there wasn't anything there. All right, let's go on.
Higure： は はい・・・ R... Right...
Yasuda： 出た・・・ 大型トラック！ There it is... A large truck!
Hachiya： いちいち騒がしいなあ・・・ 別にめずらしーモンでもないじゃん！ How annoying... It's not anything really unusual or whatever...
Mimasaka： どうせまたくだらねーこと考えてんだろ She's still just thinking about worthless stuff.
Page 17 Higure： 何言ってるの 大変じゃない！ トラックの運転者さんが居眠り事故なんて漫画やアニメの世界じゃテンプレ中のテンプレよ！ 大体あの荷台・・・何を積んでるのかわかったもんじゃないわ もしや 白い粉が・・・ What are you saying! Isn't it awful? The truck driving having an accident where he dozed off is a typical scene you'd find in a manga or an anime! Besides, you don't know what's piled up in the bed...could it be...white powder...
Yasuda： お前ら急いでトラックの後方に回れ！ 発進時に起こる風によるパンチラの可能性無きにしも非ず！ Guys, hurry up and go around behind the truck! When it takes off, there's a possibility your underwear will show because of the breeze!
Higure： え Eh...
Fuji： 同じモン見た感想がここまで違うとは・・・ To think they have that much of a different impression of the same thing...
Ashitaba： 世の中色んな人がいるよね・・・ They are a lot of different kinds of people in the world...
Higure： 長い階段！ 足を踏み外した私は真っ逆さまに転げ落ち頭がい骨を粉砕脳みそをまき散らして・・・ A long staircase! When my foot slips, I'll fall down head first, smash my skull and my brains will spill out...
Ｈades-sensei： 安田くん 危ないから前見て降りなさい Yasuda-kun, that's dangerous so look ahead of you when you're going down.
Higure： どぶ川！ 落ちるだけでは飽きたらず 私はその汚水をごくごく飲みほし・・・ A drain river! It's not just that I would fall in; I'd drink up all that filthy water...
Lady： あなたが落としたのはこの金の美作ですか？ Did you drop this golden Mimasaka?
Ｍimasaka： ドブに女神がいるか！ なんだ 金の美作って As if there's a goddess in the drain! What the hell is a golden Mimsasaka...
Page 18 Higure： 安田くん・・・ 楽しそう・・・ Yasuda-kun... Looks like he's having fun...
Ｈades-sensei： 未来に何が起こるかなんて誰にもわからないなら 楽しいことが起こる可能性も怖いことが起こる可能性も一律だと僕は思うよ No one knows what's going to happen in the future. I think there's just as much of a possibility of bad things happening as there is good things happening.
Kaburagi： 考え方次第ってことですね！ 安田くん程極端なのもどうかとは思うけど・・・ It all depends on how you think of about things! Though I don't know if you need to be as extreme with it as Yasuda-kun...
Higure： 私の・・・考え方次第・・・？ On how...I think about things...?
Ｈades-sensei： 今のうち・・・ Right now...
Page 19 Ｔext： こうして 日暮の妄想癖は治ることこそなかったものの・・・ その方向性はややポジティプな方へ向かうようになったという And so Although Higure wasn't exactly cured of her daydreams... It turned to a somewhat positive direction.
Higure： あ・・・！ あの・・・曲がり角・・・ パンをくわえたイケメンとぶつかる可能性・・・ 無きにしも非ずー Ah...! That street corner... There may be a chance that I'll bump into a cute guy carrying bread in his mouth.
Ｔext： が・・・ どっちにしろめんどくさいことに変わりはなかった But... In any case, it didn't change the fact that it was annoying.
Hachiya： てめーのせいだ このー！ This is your fault, you -
Ｙasuda： えっ？ 何？ 急に なんのご褒美？ Eh? What is it all of a sudden... Some sort of reward?
Ｍotoyoshi： 安田気持ち悪い・・・ Yasuda is creepy...
Mimasaka： 白米携えたイケメンならいるけど There's a cool guy holding rice here...
Ｆuji： 寝坊した・・・ I overslept...
Higure： イヤよ～ パンがいいの～！ No! I want one with bread...!https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30234Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 442011-06-28T22:14:20+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to umeboshi110 for helping out! Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 One of the kids： よーし そろそろ帰るかー All right, it's about time to go home.
One of the kids： 先生さようなら！ Bye, sensei!
Hades-sensei： はい さようなら・・・ 気をつけて帰ってね Ah, goodybe... Be careful on the way home.
Mimasaka： いつまで寝てんだ 藤 帰るぞ！ How long are you gonna sleep for, Fuji! We're goin' home!
Fuji： イヤだ・・・ 俺 布団と結婚する・・・ Don't wanna... I'm going to marry the futon...
Hades-sensei： ふう・・・ さて・・・ Phew... Now then...
Page 2 Hades-sensei： 今日こそ買うぞ・・・ 携帯電話！ I'm going to buy one for sure today... A cellphone!
Text： ハデス先生は 今まで携帯を持たない主義の人間であった みなさんお気づきであろうか 作中で地味に描写されてこそいたのだが・・・ ハデス先生はとんでもない機械オンチなのである これまで「架空請求が怖い」などといった理由で携帯を持つことにためらいがあったのだが Until now, it was Hades-sense's principle not to own a cellphone. Have you all noticed? It had been portrayed simply throughout the story but... Hades-sensei is unbelievably awful with electronics. So far, because of reasons like, "I'm afraid of fraudulent charges", he hesitated to own a cellphone.
Page 3 Text： 先日の大きな事件で携帯を持ってないが故に対応が後手に回ってしまったこともあり 遂に所持することを決意したのだった Because he didn't have a cellphone during the huge incident the other day, he was a step behind in dealing with the problem. He's finally decided to own one.
Hades-sensei： 「ニコニコ営業インドラ電機」・・・ "Business with a Smile...Indra Electronics..."
Title： ハデス先生の携帯デビュー The Debut of Hades-sensei's Cellphone
Hades-sensei： 昨日はいきなり駅前の大きな店に入ってしまったせいで 携帯売り場までたどりつくことすらできなかったがここなら・・・！ 迷路？ Since I suddenly went into a huge store in front of the station I didn't even manage to make it to the cellphone sales floor but...if it's here...! A maze?
Konon： いらっしゃいませー Welcome!
Page 4 Konon： インドラ電機へようこそ！ お客様 何をお探しでー・・・ Welcome to Indra Electronics! What can I help you find, sir -
Hades-sensei： 携帯電話が欲しいのですが こちらはー・・・ I want a cellphone so...is this...
Konon： はっ？ あ け ケータイですね？ こちらにございます！ どうぞ！ Huh? Ah, a...a cellphone? We have them here! Go ahead!
Hades-sensei： やった・・・第一関門突破・・・ All right...I've broken down the first barrier...
Konon： うわ～ん 何か怖い人に話しかけちゃったよ～！ クレームつけられたらどうしよう～！ Uwaah, I talked to a scary person! What am I going to do if he has any complaints?
Hades-sensei： ん・・・ Hmm?
Page 5 Konon： ひぇ～ 見てる スゴイ見てるよ～・・・！ ポップで値札の額ひとケタごまかしてるの バレちゃったかな・・・？ Hiieh, he's looking, he's really looking...! Did he found out a digit on the price tag amount is hidden by an ad poster?
Hades-sensei： カタログを熟読し目を慣らしてきたつもりだったがー・・・ いざ本物を目の前にすると むっ・・・ どれを買ったらいいのかさっぱりわからない どうすれば・・・ そうだ・・・！ 何も自分で決めることはない 店員さんに選んでもらえばいいんじゃないか あの・・・！ すみません！ I had planned get used to them by looking through the catalog carefully but... Now, when the real thing is right in front of me... Muh... I have absolutely no idea which one I should buy. What should I do... That's right...! I don't have to decide anything on my own. I could get an employee to choose for me. Um...excuse me!
Konon： は・・・はいっ？ 来た～！ Y...yes? Here it comes!
Hades-sensei： この中で一番おすすめの携帯をください Please give me the best recommended one out of these.
Konon： 一番おすすめ？ それは・・・そうですね 一言でおすすめと申しましても お客様がどんな機能を優先されるかによるのですが・・・ Recommend? Is that..so. Even if you just ask for a recommendation... It's according to what kind of features you prefer, sir...
Hades-sensei： えっ？ あっ・・・なるほど・・・そうですね それじゃあ・・・ 電話ができる一番おすすめの携帯をください Eh? Ah...I see, is that so? Well, then... Please give me the best recommended one you can make a call with.
Konon： 電話はどれでもできますけど！ You can make a call with any of them!
Page 6 Konon： いけない！ き・・・気を取り直して・・・ え～・・・で では お客様 こちらはいかがでしょうか？ ドコマデモさんの最新機種でかなりクリアな音での通話が可能となっております お電話メインでしたらこちらは非常におすすめですし 画素数も５００万とカメラ機能的にも多機種に引けをとりませんが Oh, no! Pull...pull yourself together... Uh...then, sir, how about this one? With Docomademo-san's latest model, it's possible to have considerably clear sound. If you're mainly using it as your main phone, this one is highly recommended. It has 5 megapixels and the camera's functionality is just as good as that of other models.
Hades-sensei： えっ カメラ・・・って 携帯電話なのに写真が取れるんですか？ こんなに小さいのに？ Wha... A camera...? It can take pictures even though it's a cellphone? Even though it's this small?
Hades-sensei： じゃあこっちのデジカメを買えばー・・・ カメラなのに電話ができちゃうってことですか？ Then, if I bought this digital camera Could I make phone calls, even though it's a camera?
Konon： なぜ そこで客の発想に？ Why are you thinking the opposite?!
Hades-sensei： あっ僕デジカメなら持ってるんですけど ひょっとしたらそれで電話が？ なんだ・・・だったら別に携帯買わなくても Ah, I have a digital camera... Perhaps I could make calls with that? Wow...if that's true, then I wouldn't really need to buy a cellphone...
Konon： てっ・・・店長！ あ～ん 店長助けてください！ Ma...manager! Ahhh, please save me, manager!
Page 7 Manager： ったく・・・ なんなんだ 騒々しい！ 大して客も入っとらんのに・・・最近の若いモンは根性が足らん！ Jeez... What's all that racket...! We don't even have all that many customers in...young people these days don't have enough will-power!
Konon： あ～ん 店長～！ 痛いっ！ なっ・・・何するんですかぁ～？ Ahhh, manager! Owww! Wha...what was that for?
Manager： やかましい！ こっちのセリフだ このアホメガネ！ お客様ほっぽり出して何言いに来た？ 寝言か？ Shaddup! That's what I should be asking you, you stupid four-eyes! You neglected a customer and came to tell me something? You sleep-talkin'?
Konon： そ・・・それがあ ちょっとややこしいお客様がいらしてまして・・・ 機械にうとい上に少々天然な方というか・・・ Th...the thing is...a kind of confusing customer came in... He's unfamiliar with electronics and he's kind of an airhead...
Manager： なに・・・？ What...?
Page 8 Manager： 機械オンチな上に天然・・・だと？ He's bad with electronics and he's an airhead...you said?
Text： インドラ電機マニュアル ～機械オンチの常套句～ 例１．「この中で一番いいやつをください」 例２．「テレビで見たアレが欲しいんですけど・・・」 例３．「おすすめってどれですか？」 逃がさずカモれ！ Indra Electronics manual Cliches with those who are bad with electronics Example 01. "Please give me the best one out of these." Example 02. "I want the one I saw on TV." Example 03. "Which of these would you recommend?" Get 'em without letting them get away!
Konon： そ・・・そうなんです どう対応していいやらで・・・ このままでは電話のできないカメラを不良品扱いされてしまう可能性が・・・ That's...that's right. How should I deal with this...? At this rate, it's possible he'd treat a camera that couldn't make phone calls as a defective product...
Manager： ほお・・・ そりゃまた随分カモり甲斐のあるお客様がいらっしゃったなァ・・・ ひっひっひひ こりゃあいい・・・！ 久々にウデが鳴るぜ・・・！ すみません お客様！ Hoooh... So, a customer I can totally swindle has come in again, huh... Hihihihi...this is good...I've been waiting on this for a while...! I'm sorry, sir!
Hades-sensei： あ・・・ Ah...
Manager： 大っっ変お待たせいたしましたぁ～ 携帯電話をお探しということでお伺いしておりますか～？ We kept you waiting for suuuch a long time. I heard you're looking for a cellphone; may I be of assistance?
Page 9 Hades-sensei： あっ・・・ ニコニコ営業ですね！ Ahh... It's business with a smile!
Manager： もちろんでございます～ 当店のモットーでございますから！ Of course it is! It's this store's motto, after all!
Konon： ああ・・・もうダメだわ あの怖いお兄さん どんな人でもウチの店長の話術にかかったら・・・ Ahh...it's already too late for this scary guy. No matter who it is, if they get taken in by my manager's smooth talk...
Text： 淀橋常夫・・・通称・おしぼりの淀橋！ 全自動大根おろし機１２４、５８０円 十徳リモコン ２、９９０円 その目を塞ぎたくなるほどの押し売りの技術・・・ かく言うあたしも店長の口車に乗せられ・・・欲しくもない電化製品にバイト代を吸い取られる 毎日なのよ！ Yodobashi Tsuneo...popular name, hot towel Yodobashi! Completely automatic daikon grating machine, 124, 580 yen. Multipurpose remote control, 2,990 yen. Sales techniques so aggressive you want to take your own eyes out... Even I've been taken in by his smooth talk...my part-time job money gets sucked up on electronics I don't even want, every day!
Hades-sensei： 恥ずかしながら携帯を持つのが初めてなもので・・・ 使いやすいものだと有り難いんですけど・・・ Although it's embarrassing, this is the first time I've owned a cellphone so... I'd appreciate one that was easy to use.
Manager： おまかせください！ 取り揃えております！ そうですね～それでしたら・・・ こちらなどどうでしょう～？ なんとご自宅との通話が無料というサーブス付き！ Please leave it to me! We have an assortment! That's right...well, then... How about this one? It comes with a service where you can call to your home free of charge!
Konon： 店長 それ携帯じゃないー！ Manager, that's not a cellphone!
Hades-sensei： あ・・・それ 僕の家の電話と似てますね・・・使いやすそう Ohh, it's similar to my home phone. Looks easy to use.
Manager： ボタンも大きめですし おすすめですよ！ The buttoms are big as well...I recommend it!
Konon： そりゃ だって子機だもん それ・・・ But that's a cordless phone...
Page 10 Manager： 通話に特化したシンプルな機能！ 大きく押しやすいボタン！ こちらの逸品６万円でのご提供となっておりま～す A simple feature specialized for telephone calls! Veeery easy to press buttons! It's a rare model offered at 60,000 yen.
Hades-sensei： ６万円・・・？ 結構するなあ・・・ でもカタログで見た形態は大体そんな相場だったし・・・ 60,000 yen...? That costs quite a bit... But the ones I saw in the catalog were about that price...
Manager： ええ こればっかりは仕方ないんですよね～・・・ どこのお店行ってもそうです Yes, that's the only thing that can't be helped. It's going to be that way at any store you go to.
Konon： それはない・・・ That's...not true...
Manager： ところが！ 当店でこちらの商品をお買い上げいただきますと なんと！ お値段そのままでこちらの家庭用お電話もプレゼント！ However! If you buy this item at this store... You get this home telephone as a gift, with the price as is!
Hades-sensei： ええっ？ それでもお値段そのままなんですか？ Ehhh? But the price is still the same?
Manager： ニコニコ営業の成せるワザでございます！ That is only possible at Business with a Smile!
Konon： だってそれただの親機だし！ そもそもそれがないと子機も使えないし・・・ ふたつ合わせてただの家電だし！ But that's just the main phone! You couldn't use the cordless phone without that in the first place. Both of them put together make the home phone!
Hades-sensei： うーん・・・でもやっぱりちょっと高いなぁ・・・ 車の修理費もあるし・・・ もう少し安いのないですか？ Hmm...but that's still a little expensive... I've got those car repair costs... Do you have one a little cheaper?
Manager： う～ん・・・そうですね・・・ そちらより安いモンとなりますと・・・ Hmm...is that so... As far as a cheaper one is concerned...
Page 11 Manager： こちらなどはどうでしょう？ お値段少々下がりまして５万９千８百円でのご提供です！ How about one like this? The price is just a little lower, offered at 59,800 yen!
Konon： 差額２００円ー！ いや・・・でも一応今度はちゃんと普通のケータイ（型落ちだけど） なんだ・・・店長少しマトモに商売する気が・・・ The difference is 200 yen! No...at least this time it's just a regular cellphone (though it's an old model.) Wow...does the manager intend to make a somewhat fair sale...?
Hades-sensei： う・・・結構ボタン小さいんですね・・・ なんだか扱い難しそう・・・ Oh...the buttons are pretty small... It seems a little hard to handle...
Manager： 先程のものよりお安い品となるとどうしてもねー・・・ そこに差が出てきてしまいますね～ There's no way around it if you want a cheaper product than the previous one. That's where the difference comes out.
Manager： そこでお客様！ 携帯は初めてということでしたしー・・・ このようなプランはいかがでしょう？ 月々の基本料金にプラス１万円で携帯の操作方法を完璧にマスターできるDVDがついてきます！ So, sir, you said it was your first time having a cellphone... How about a plan like this one? At the basic rate plus 10,000 yen every month, it comes with a DVD on how to perfectly learn to use the phone.
Sign： あんしんサポート付き らくらくはじめてプラン Comes with relief support Easy first time plan
Hades-sensei： か・・・完璧に・・・？ Per...perfectly...?
Manager： もちろん！ どんな機械オンチさんでもバッチリでございます Of course! No matter if you're bad with electronics, you'll be able to do it perfectly!
Konon： ダメだ この人・・・！ 根が徹底してる！ There's no hope for him...! His nature is completely like that!
Page 12 Hades-sensei： う～んでも 月々１万円はやっぱり痛いなぁ Hmm, but...10,000 yen a month really is a bit much...
Manager： アラ そうですか？ しかしそうするとお客様 最低でもこれだけの説明書をお読みいただかないと・・・ Oh, is that so? Then, sir... If you don't read at least all these manuals...
Hades-sensei： うわっ！ Uwaaah!
Manager： なんせ精密機器ですから・・・素人がヘタにいじると取り返しのつかないことになるかも 知らない間に悪徳業者と契約しちゃったりして・・・ It's a delicate electronic after all so... it might become irreparable if an amateur messes around with it. Before you know it, you'll be doing things like making contracts with disreputable manufacturers...
Hades-sensei： あ～ それは確かに心配だなぁ・・・ Ahh...that certainly is worrying...
Manager： そうでしょう そうでしょう 悪いことは言いませんよ That's right, that's right. Do yourself a favor.
Hades-sensei： でもこれを読めば大丈夫なんですよね？ 勉強は嫌いじゃないし 頑張れるかも・・・ But, would it be okay if I read these? I don't dislike studying...I can probably try my best...
Manager： そうでしょう そうで・・・ えっ？ そうですかね？ 迷惑メールや有害サイトのフィルタリングとか ソフトウェアのアップデートとかお客様おひとりでお出来になります？ Yes, that's - Eh? Really? Could you, sir, do things about blocking spam mail and harmful sites And software updates all on your own?
Hades-sensei： そ・・・祖父と熊の熱熱々デート？ An...an old man and a bear's passionate date? [Because I am lazy and can't be arsed to put in my own pun, I will explain. Hades mishears "software" as "sofu (old man) to bear (and bear)" and "update" as "atsuatsu (passionate) date." Muda Scan guys, if you want to try to come up with a pun you can or just...stick this note at the back of the chapter. I...am terrible when it comes to dealing with Japanese puns. Too bad for me, because Japanese is full of them!]
Manager： できないでしょう？ You probably can't do it, right?
Konon： 結構やるなぁ あの人・・・ He's doing pretty good...
Manager： えええい なんだこの客は！ 全然モノを知らないくせに意外としっかりしてやがる・・・！ この俺が・・・客ごときに・・・！ こんなド素人に・・・！ Aaargh, what is with this customer! Even though he doesn't know anything, he's surprisingly got himself together. I'll be damned if I'm going to be pushed around...
Page 13 Manager： 押し負けてたまるかぁぁ～っ！ まだまだっ！ ウチのサービスはこれくらいじゃあ終わりませんよ！ By a customer like this...by this kind of fucking amateur...! Not yet! Our service doesn't end just yet!
Disease demon： ケケケッ Ke ke ke.
Text： 病魔名称： 二枚舌（ライアー） Disease demon name: Liar
Hades-sensei： ん・・・？ あれは・・・ Hmm...? That's...
Motoyoshi： それにしても本当災難だったよね Even so, it really was an accident.
Mimasaka： どんだとばっちりだぜ ったくよぉ～ What a thing to get caught up in, jeez.
Motoyoshi： あれだけ派手にぶっ壊されちゃ保険対象外だろうしね まあ おかげで俺たち助かったんだけど It isn't covered by insurance, right, being smashed that crazily. Well, we were saved, thanks to that.
Mimasaka： まあなー オレはアシタバはいつかやる男だと思ってたぜ！ ２万でイイやつ買えっかな？ I guess so. I knew Ashitaba would be able to do it one of these days. Would I be able to buy a good one for 20,000?
Motoyoshi： 充分でしょ 俺 結構詳しいし 任・・・ ・・・あれ ハデス先生じゃない？ It should be enough. I know all the details, leave it to - Oh, isn't that Hades-sensei?
Mimasaka： えっ？ マジかよ！ デジカメもろくに使えねー男がこんなトコに何の用なんだ？ Eh? Seriously? What is a man who can't even use a digital camera right doing here?
Page 15 Manager： 携帯を置くのに便利な棚にもなるプリンター！ 携帯にぶら下げてオシャレなイオン機能付きヘアアイロン！ その他様々なシーンで活用できる延長コードや乾電池ドライバーセット諸々をお付けして・・・ さらにウチの田舎から送られてきたスイカも付けて・・・ お値段ジャスト１０万 冷やして食べると最高！ A printer that becomes a convenient shelf to put your cellphone! A stylish hair iron with an ion feature to hang on your cellphone! I'll include various items such as an extension cord and batteries and a variety of screwdrivers you can use ina wide range of situations... And I'll even add this watermelon sent from my hometown... The price is just 100,000 yen. Eating it chilled is the best!
Hades-sensei： あ・・・あの お父さん すみません ちょっと中断してもらっていいですか・・・ U...um, I'm sorry, sir... Can I interrupt you for a moment...?
Manager： え～い 仕方ない！ この携帯入れ専用カバンも付けましょう！ 非常時にはお米も炊ける！ よっ 社長買い物上手！ Ehh, I guess it can't be helped! I'll throw in your own personal bag for putting your cellphone in! You can even cook rice in it in an emergency! Hey, there sir, what a smart shopper!
Hades-sensei： それどっちかっていうとお米炊くのメインですよね！ Wouldn't cooking rice be its main feature?!
Text： 持ち運び便利！ Handy for carrying it around!
Page 16 Hades-sensei： ああ・・・もう仕方ないな・・・ あの・・・一瞬で終わりますから少しジッとしててもらえますか？ Ahh, it can't be helped... Um...this will be over in a moment so could you hold still for a bit?
Konon： うわわわ お客様！ うちの店長に何するおつもりですか？ らら乱暴はやめてください！ Uwawawa! Sir! What are you planning on doing to my manager? St...st...stop being violent!
Hades-sensei： えっ？ いや そんなつもりは・・・えっと・・・どうしよう Eh? No...that wasn't my intention...um...what should I do...
Mimasaka： 先生 何やってんだよ Sensei, what are you doing?
Hades-sensei： あっ・・・美作くん！ 本好くん！ いやその・・・なんだかよくわからないけど困ってて・・・ Ah, Mimasaka-kun! Motoyoshi-kun! No, that's...I don't really get it but I'm kind of in trouble here...
Motoyoshi： 困ってる？ Trouble?
Manager： おっ！ お知り合いの方ですか？ どうせす 坊ちゃん プリンター！ お友達との思い出のフォト刷り放題だよ！ Oh! Is this someone you know? How about a printer, young man? You can print treasured pictures with your friends as much as you'd like!
Motoyoshi： プリンター？ Printer?
Page 17 Motoyoshi： A４サイズでプリント機能しか付いてないのに５万円？ この値段ならせめて複合機とかレーザープリントとか出来ないとでしょ 先生 こんなの買うんですか？ Even though it can only print at A-4 size that only comes with a printer function, it's 50,000 yen? At this price, if it can't at least be a combination printer or do laser prints... Sensei, are you going to buy one like this?
Hades-sensei： そうなの？ 僕もよくわからないんだけど・・・ Is that so? I don't really get it...
Motoyoshi： パソコン持ってないなら要らないですよ 写真プリントくらいならコンビにでもできますし If you don't own a computer, you won't need it. If you just want to print pictures, you can do it at a convenience store or something.
Manager： でも一台あると便利ですよぉ～ 一度買っちゃえばお金も手間もかかりません！ But it's convenient if you have one machine! If you just buy it once, you're saving further time and money!
Motyoshi： 写真プリント代一枚３０円として１６６６枚？ 先生そんなに写真撮ります？ At the cost of 30 yen per printed picture, that's 1666 pictures. Do you take that many pictures, sensei?
Hades-sensei： いや・・・一生かかってもどうだろうか・・・ No...I don't know about that, even over my entire life...
Motoyoshi： でしょ？ 大体女子でもないのにへアアイロンとか使わないでしょう 炊飯器はまだいいとして・・・一番ひどいのがこのケータイ ３年くらい前の型で５万ってのがまずぼりすぎだし このメーカすぐ壊れることで有名なんですよ 対応最悪って評判だし おおかた在庫処分したくてすすめてきてるんでしょうけど・・・聞く耳持たない方がいいですよ Right? Besides, you won't use hair irons or whatever even though you're not even a girl. Let's say the ricecooker is all right...the worst is this phone. It's a model from about three years ago, 50,000 is asking too much. This manufacturer is well-known for them breaking quickly. The software support has a reputation for being the worst. He's probably recommending it to get rid of it from his inventory. It would be best not to listen to him.
Manager： ぐ・・・う う・・・ Guh..urgh...
Page 18 Motoyoshi： 俺のオススメはこれですね ドコマデモのA０６８ワンセグ付いてないけど先生携帯でテレビとか視ないでしょうし その分安いですよ ディスプレイもフルワイドVGAで画面もはっきりだし あと隠れた長所は動作がサクサク動くトコかな 最近のOSは進化してるけど 携帯って多機能すぎてあき ついていけないトキが I'd recommend this one, Dokomademo's A068. It doesn't come with 1 SEG but you're not going to watch TV or anything like that with your cellphone. That is what makes it cheaper. Because the display is full-wide VGA, the screen is clear. Also, its advantage is that it operates quickly. The latest OS is evolving. Cellphones are going beyond being multipurpose. When you can't keep up -
Manager： ぬおおおおおお 小僧っ！ 黙ってりゃ好き放題言いやがって・・・ 営業妨害で訴えるぞッ！ 親にも学校にも言いつけてやる！ 来い！ 控え室で身元をー・・・ Nuoooooh! Boy! I shut up for a moment and you say all the bullshit you want - I'm going to sue you for disturbing my business! I'm going to tell your parents and your school! Come on! You can give me your ID at the waiting room -
Motoyoshi： あっ Ah!
Mimasaka： おい オッサン てめぇ・・・ Hey, old man, you -
Hades-sensei： ご迷惑をお掛けしたなら僕も謝りますが 生徒に乱暴しないでもらえますか・・・？ If I've caused you some trouble, I'll apologize but Could you not get rough with my students?
Manager： あ・・・あれ？ あんた 先生だったの・・・？ Ah...huh? You're a teacher?
Page 19 Text： この携帯ください！ こうしてハデス先生は本好のおすすめ携帯を購入した 病魔の抜けた淀橋店長の話術はとたんに冴えわたらなくなり・・・ インドラ電機は閑古鳥が鳴くようになってしまったという・・・ 翌日 Give me this cellphone! And so Hades-sensei purchased the cellphone that Motoyoshi recommended. Without his disease demon, manager Yadobashi's smooth talk turned unappealing in no time at all. They say business has become slow at Indra Electronics. The next day
One of the kids： えーっ 先生遂にケータイ買ったの？ Eh, sensei finally bought a cellphone?
Kaburagi： 見せて 見せて Let me see, let me see!
Fuji： ふーん 結構フツーのやつだ な・・・ Huh, it's a pretty normal cellphone. Wha...
One of the kids： 先生・・・ この待ち受け・・・ Sensei... This background...
Hades-sensei： ああ・・・それ本好くんが設定してくれたんだよ Aa, Motoyoshi-kun set that up for me.
One of the kids： いや・・・先生がいいならいいんですけど・・・ Well...if sensei likes it, then I guess it's okay...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/30197Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 432011-06-27T02:23:52+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to umeboshi110 for all the help! Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Hanamaki： ほ・・・ ほっ・・・ 保健室の場所ですかっ・・・？ こ・・・ここからなら中庭から行った方が早いですけど えと・・・まっすぐ行って左手側に・・・ え・・・ あ・・・ あの・・・？ Wh... Wh... Where the infirmary is...? It...it'll be quicker if you go through the courtyard from here... Um...if you go straight, it's on the left side... Eh... Uh... Uhh...?
Page 2 Saizaki： また 君は学校にこんなもの持ち込んで！ 男の子がこういう物に興味があるのは仕方のないことだと先生も思うわ でもここは学校でー・・・ って安田くん！ 聞いてるの？ You brought something like this into the school again! Even I know it can't be helped for boys to have interest in stuff like this. But...this is a school - Hey, Yasuda-kun! Are you listening?
Yasuda： 今・・・ すっごいエロいねーちゃんが渡り廊下を横切って・・・ Just now... A super sexy woman was crossing through the corridor...
Saizaki： 安田くん！ 見に行きたいって顔ね でもダメよ お客様をそんな目で見ては失礼に当たります！ Yasuda-kun! Your face says you want to go take a look. But you can't. It would be rude if you looked at a guest with eyes like that.
Yasuda： 説教なんていつでも聞けるー・・・ だがあの女体（ひと）との出会いは今だけなんだぜ I can listen to your lecture at any time... But now's the only time I can meet that woman!
Saizaki： なんのためのお説教だと思ってるの？ Why do you think I'm lecturing you?!
Yasuda： ハア ハア どこに行くんだ あのねーちゃん保健室か？ 美女X保健室なのか？ ハア 魅惑のコラボレーションなのか？ ハア Haa Haa Where is she going, the infirmary? A beautiful woman plus the infirmary? Haa An alluring collaboration? Haa
Saizaki： ちょ・・・や 安田くん！ 落ち着きなさい！ まったく君って子は・・・ ・・・って 保健室・・・？ Wai...Ya...Yasuda-kun! Calm down! You really are such a - Wait... The infirmary...?
Page 3 Title： 鈍、保健室へ行く Niburu Goes to the Infirmary
Page 4 Hades-sensei： は～・・・ みんな無事だった・・・それは良かった・・・ でも・・・ もし・・・鈍や経一の力を借りていなかったら 今頃は・・・？ 何にせよあの事件は・・・僕ひとりの力では何もできなかった Hah... Everyone was safe...I'm thankful for that. But... If...I couldn't have borrowed Niburu and Keiichi's power... Right about now... At any rate, that situation...I couldn't do anything with my power alone.
Niburu： ・・・っと・・・ ちょっと！ ...ey Hey!
Page 5 Niburu： 一体どこまで洗う気なのよ まだ肩痛いんだからあんまり動かさせないでくれる～・・・？ Just how much were you trying to wash? My shoulder is still hurt so don't move around too much.
Hades-sensei： に・・・ 鈍？ Ni... Niburu?
Niburu： はぁい・・・しばらく ハデス先生・・・？ Yeees, it's been a while. Hades-sensei...?
Hades-sensei： 経一といいお前といい・・・ そう おいそれと人の職場にやって来ないでもらえないか・・・ 三途川先生ならいないぞ Both you and Keiichi... Shouldn't come to where a person works at a moment's notice like this... If you're looking for Mitogawa-sensei, she isn't here.
Niburu： あら～ そうなの？ 今どちらに・・・？ Ohh, really? Where is she now...?
Page 6 Hades-sensei： ・・・例の親子の後始末に奔走してくださっている なんだかんだであの父親の方は犯罪者だからな・・・ すべて立証できるかわからないとは言っていたが まあ・・・僕のやれることはやったし・・・ She's working to settle things with that parent and child. In some way or another, the father's a criminal. She told me she didn't know if they could prove all of it but... Well...I've done everything I could...
Niburu： 随分気が抜けてるわね・・・ 子供の方は・・・ He seems to be quite down... What about the child?
Hades-sensei： 三途川先生がなんとかするらしいけど 酷い目にこそ遭わされて来たとはいえ・・・ まだ幼いあの子にとっては父親がすべてだったんだ それをいきなり取り上げられて心を開くかどうか・・・時間がかかるだろうな・・・ It seems like Mitogawa-sensei is doing something about it. Although he caused her so much pain... The father was everything for that young child... I don't know whether or not she'll open up her heart after having him taken away form her so suddenly...it'll probably take time...
Niburu： ふぅん・・・ 三途川先生に聞いたのはそれだけ？ Hmm... Is that all you heard from Mitogawa-sensei?
Hades-sensei： そうだ 後からお前の方にも連絡がいくんじゃないのか お前はともかく経一は 俺があの子を育てるとか言い出しかねないだろ Yes. She got in touch with you afterward, right? Maybe she'll get in touch with you afterward. Leaving you aside, Keiichi... He would probably start suggesting stuff like me raising that child.
Niburu： それは・・・そうね・・・ That's...true...
Page 7 Mitogawa： 卑川鉄生 ３７歳 病魔名称は「劣等感（ユーズレス）」 才能を奪う力・・・それを任意の人物に与える力・・・ そこまでは確認した が・・・ もうひとつ その男には人の「本音を見破る」という能力もあった そこだけが逸人くんから聞いた劣等感（ユーズレス）の話と一致しない この・・・ 占いの仕事に使っていたという水晶 卑川が本音を見破る能力を使う際に必ず手にしていたと聞くが・・・ 私は・・・こんな不思議な道具を作れる奴に心当たりがある Hikawa Tetsuo, age 37. Disease demon name "Useless." The power to steal talents...the power to give them to any person... That's as far as I've confirmed. But... There's one more thing. He had the power to "find out a person's real intentions" as well. This is the only part that doesn't fit with what I heard about Useless from Itsuhito-kun. This... Crystal he used for his fortune-telling job. I hear that whenever Hikawa used the power to find out someone's real intentions, he always obtained it but... I...have an idea about the person could have created such a strange thing.
Page 8 Mitogawa： 調べることが色々ありそうだよ 裏が取れるまで逸人くんや経一くんには黙っておいてくれないか 飛び出して行きかねんからな I probably have a lot to look into. Until I have proof, could you not say anything to Itsuhito-kun and Keiichi-kun about this? They might just rush out and go.
Niburu： ええ・・・勿論 心得てますわ Yes, of course. I understand.
Keiichi： 難しい話終わった？ You done talking about hard stuff?
Niburu： まだよ Not yet.
Keiichi： ちえ・・・ Che.
Niburu： あの子はどうされるおつもりで？ What do you plan on doing with the child?
Mitogawa： 正直困っているよ 外側からのフォローならどうにでもしてあげられるんだがなあ Honestly, I don't know. I'd be able to give as much external support as needed but...
Page 9 Mitogawa： あの子の父親への依存心が薄れてくれるまでは 我々には見守ることしかできそうもない まあ・・・時間はかかるだろうが考えはある なんとかしてみせるさ Until that child's dependence on her father fades It seems we don't have any choice but to watch over her. Well...it'll take some time but I've got an idea. I'll try to do something about it...
Hades-sensei： 僕が知っていることはもうないぞ 今日は諦めて帰ったらどう・・・ だ・・・ I don't know anymore than that. How about you give up and go back home Today?
Niburu： 誰が三途川先生に用事だなんて言ったのよ わたし あなたに会いに来たのよ Who said I had any business with Mitogawa-sensei? I... Came to see you.
Saizaki： いけません！ 安田くん！ You can't, Yasuda-kun!
Page 10 Saizaki： 大切なお客様なのかもしれないし・・・ 何より詮索するなんて失礼でしょう！ It could be an important guest! Besides, prying into it is ruder!
Yasuda： 違うって 先生！ 誤解だよ！ 俺はエッチなお姉さんのいる保健室に遊びに行きたいだけ・・・なぜ？ I'm telling you, you're wrong, sensei! It's a misunderstanding! I only want to go hang out in the infirmary where the sexy lady is...you know?
Saizaki： 一番失礼じゃないの！ Isn't that the rudest?
Yasuda： そんなこと言ってさあ みのりちゃんも ハデス先生の客がどんな奴が気になんだろ？ Even you're saying stuff like that, Minori-chan. Aren't you wondering just who Hades-sensei's guest is?
Saizaki： なっ？ 何をバカなこと言ってるの と・・・とにかく・・・ Wha? Don't...don't be silly! Any...anyway...
Yasuda： しっ・・・ いきなり入るとせっかくのピンクい空気を壊す可能性がある・・・ 急いては事を仕損じる！ ここは慎重に行った方がいい・・・ Shh! If we go in there all of a sudden, it's possible we'd destroy the whole pink-colored atmosphere. Haste makes waste! It'd be best to proceed with caution...
Saizaki： やっ・・・ やっぱりのぞき目的・・・ むぐっ You... Your goal really is just peeping - Mukuh!
Yasuda： 頼む 先生 ちょっとだけ！ ちょっとだけ・・・ Please, sensei. Just a little! Just a little...
Page 11 Hades-sensei： 何の用で・・・ For what reason?
Niburu： 顔を見によ 次会う頃にはくたばってそうだと思ってね ひどい戦い方だったわ あの時・・・わたしが「冷血（クルエル）」を抽入しなければあなた あの子に殺された・・・ 違う？ いつまでそんなやり方でこんなこと続けるつもりなの？ 生徒が大事ならもっと自分を大事にしなさいよ・・・ それは・・・ To see you. I was thinking you might be dead the next time I see you. It was an awful fight. If I hadn't injected Cruel into you that time...you would have been killed by that child. Am I wrong? How long do you plan to continue to do things that way? If your students are important, treat yourself better... That's...
Hades-sensei： わかってるよ 僕だって死にたいわけじゃない I know. It's not like I want to die.
Niburu： 口先だけじゃない！ You're just saying that.
Yasuda： 「わたしが震えるほどチューしなければ」 "If you don't kiss me until I shiver..."
Saizaki： はぁ？ なっ・・・ちょっ・・・！ Huh? Wha...hang on...!
Yasuda： 「いつまでそんなやり方でこんなコト続けるつもりなの？」 「性欲が大事ならもっと自分を大事にしなさいよ」 "How long do you plan to continue to do things that way?" "If your sexual desire is important, treat yourself better."
Saizaki： ちょ・・・ちょっと！ 本当にそんなこと言っ・・・ Wa...wait a minute! Are they really saying that -
Page 12 Niburu： 呆れるわ・・・そんお頑固なところ中学生の時と全然変わらないのね もっとも・・・あの時のあなたの方が熱くて真っ直ぐでずっと素敵だったけど I'm amazed...that stubborness hasn't changed at all since we were in middle school. Above all else, even though you were the one who was heated and straightfoward, and you were much more wonderful then...
Hades-sensei： 鈍 おまえ・・・ Niburu, you...
Niburu： 髪も肌もこんなにしちゃって・・・ Your hair and your skin have gotten this way...
Yasuda： 中学生の頑固で熱くてまっすぐなモンがこんなになって素敵だとおおおおおおお The middle schooler's stubborn, hot and straight "thing" became like this, how wonderful!
Saizaki： 安田くん！ 先生低俗な発言は許しませんよ！ Yasuda-kun! I won't allow you to say such vulgar things!
Yasuda： やべーよ みのりちゃん！ こん中絶対大変なことになってる 少年誌でこれ以上の展開はまずい！ This is bad, Minori-chan! It's turned into the absolute worst situation in there! It'll be bad if it goes any further in a boys' magazine!
Text in background： 中学校教諭 校中でみだらな行為 Middle school teacher Lewd behavior within the school
Saizaki： なっ・・・何をよからぬ妄想をしているんです は・・・ハデス先生がそんなこと・・・ Wha...what terrible delusions are you having? Ha...Hades-sensei would never-
Page 13 Yasuda： もうダメ俺 我慢できない・・・ 先生！ 俺も一緒に大人にして下さい！ 大人の階段昇る！ I can't take it anymore! I can't stand it! Sensei! Please make me an adult too! Let's ascend the stairway of adulthood!
Saizaki： 何 言ってるの 安田くん いけま・・・ せ・・・ What are you saying, Yasuda-kun? You... Can't...
Hades-sensei： 安田くん・・・ 才崎先生！ すみません・・・才崎先生なんでしょう・・・ は・・・も・・・もしかしてリヤカーの隠し場所が・・・ Yasuda-kun... Saizaki-sensei! I'm sorry...what is it, Saizaki-sensei? Oh...could...maybe you found my where I'm hiding my cart -
Saizaki： ・・・きっ・・・き・・・ Wha...wha...
Page 14 Saizaki： 勤務時間中に何をしているんですか あなたはっ！ この恥知らず！ What were you doing during office hours! You're shameless!
Hades-sensei： えっ！ Eh!
Niburu： あら・・・ あらあらあら・・・ふふふっ 誰だか存じないけど丁度良かったわ～・・・ ぶっ飛ばしたいと思ってたところだったもの Oh... Oh, oh, oh...fufufu... I don't know who you are but that was perfect. I was just thinking I wanted to beat him down.
Saizaki： わ・・・私はこの学校の教員です！ 困りますわ！ 学校内でこのようなプライベートな・・・ はっきり申し上げまして大変非常識な行為であるとー・・・ I...I'm a teacher at this school! This is very problematic! Doing private things like that within the school - To be frank, this behavior is completely lacking in common sense -
Niburu： ごめんなさいね～・・・つい熱くなってしまって そんなつもり全然なかったんですのよ・・・ I'm sorry. Things accidentally got a little heated up... That was not my intention at all.
Hades-sensei： い・・・痛 鈍・・・！ 踏ん・・・ O...ow... Niburu! You're stepping on -
Page 15 Niburu： 誤解・・・しないでほしいの・・・ そうね・・・特にあなたには・・・ I don't want...you to misunderstand... Yes...especially for you...
Saizaki： は？ はぁ・・・あ・・・ あの・・・お顔がその・・・ち・・・近・・・ Huh? Huh...ahh... Um...your face...is a little close -
Yasuda： タイム！ そのおっぱいXおっぱい待った！ 俺を挟んでお願いします！ Time! Hold up on the boob-on-boob action! Please hold me between you!
Saizaki： 安田くん いい加減にしなさい！ Yasuda-kun, would you stop it!
Ashitaba： んん・・・？ なんか保健室騒がしいね・・・ Hmm? The infirmary's kind of noisy...
Mimasaka： またあのおっさん来てるうんじゃないか Maybe that ossan is here again.
Page 16 Yasuda： えっ・・・ え～っ！ うっそ あんなエッチなお姉さんがハデス先生の友達なの？ Wha... Whaaaaaaat! No way! That kind of sexy woman is Hades-sensei's friend?
Ashitaba： ちょっ・・・声がでかいよ 安田くん！ Hey...you're being loud, Yasuda-kun!
Fuji： お前それ嗅ぎつけてきたの？ Did you come following her?
Niburu： どうしたの～？ みんな・・・ あの２人・・・もう少し時間かかりそうだし もっとこっちにいらっしゃいな・・・ What's up, everyone? Those two...look like they need a little bit more time. Why don't you come a little closer?
Yasuda： お隣よろしいでしょうか！ Can I sit next to you!
Mimasaka： テメー 初対面のくせに図々しいぞ！ Even though this is the first time you've met her, you're being pretty shameless!
Page 17 Niburu： 経一が Keiichi...
Kaburagi： えっ？ Eh?
N： 何もできずにここからノロノロ帰って来た理由がわかったような気がするわ It seems like I have a feeling why he dragged himself home from here without doing anything.
Page 18 Niburu： 今・・・幸せなのね～・・・ あの人 でも・・・だったら尚のことだわ・・・今まで以上に あの自己犠牲的なやり方は改めさせなければならない！ この子たちとこの空間を 大切にしたいの だったら・・・！ Right now...he's... Happy. But...then it's even more so...more than ever before. I have to make him fix his self-sacrificial way of doing things! If he wants to keep Those children and this place safe...!
Hades-sensei： ふう・・・ごめんね みんな・・・ 才崎先生がやっと誤解をといてくれて・・・ Phew...sorry about that, everyone. I finally convinced Saizaki-sensei it was a misunderstanding.
Niburu： ・・・帰る なんか 毒気抜かれちゃったし・・・ 邪魔したわね I'm going home. I was a bit dumfounded...I got in the way.
Page 19 Hades-sensei： 鈍 Niburu.
Saizaki： なによ 言っておくけど謝罪の言葉なんて吐いたらぶん殴るわよ What? I'll tell you this now but if you spit out an apology, I'll punch you in the face.
Hades-sensei： いや その・・・ あの・・・け・・・経一にも・・・伝えておいてもらえないか お前たちには・・・受け取ってもらえないかもしれないけど・・・ 「あの時はありがとう」 「助かったよ」 No, that's... Um...could...you tell this to Keiichi too? You two...probably won't accept this but... "Thank you for that time." "You saved me."
Keiichi： 何が？ なんだァ 鈍ちゃん機嫌いいな あ！ わかった エステ帰りだろ？ What is it? Wow, you're in a good mood. Ah, I know! You're coming home from the salon?
Niburu： べっつにぃ～・・・ Nooot exactly...
Yasuda： あの 姉さん今度はいつ来るんですか？ Um, when's the next time that lady is coming?
Hades-sensei： えっ？ う～ん それは・・・その・・・ Huh? Umm...that's...well...https://mangahelpers.com/t/lintwhite/releases/29947Translation: Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 422011-06-05T06:11:56+00:00Lintwhiteadmin@mangahelpers.comThanks to umeboshi110 for all the help. Reserved for Muda Scans.
Page 1 Text： 操 お父さんの言うことが聞けないのか？ 操 お前は本当に頭の悪い子だね 殺せ！ 殺せ！ 噛もうが殺そうがお前の自由だ お前の好きにしろ 操 Misao. Can’t you listen to what Otou-san says? Misao. You really are a stupid child. Kill him! Kill him! Whether it's biting or killing...it's your choice. Do what you want. Misao.
Fortune-teller： 髪の色が戻った・・・？ 操？ おい！ 操！ Her hair color came back? Misao? Hey, Misao!
Keiichi： 鈍ちゃ～ん もうイヤだ 帰ろうぜ・・・ここ暗いしカビ臭いし怖ぇんだよ～ Niburu-chaaaan. I don't like this anymore, let's go home. This place is dark and musty,. I'm scared!
Niburu： 触んないで 役立たず ったく 情けないわね～ 大の男が ２人も揃って Don't touch me. You're so useless. Goodness, aren't you pathetic, you grown man. The both of you...
Keiichi： あう Ahh!
Page 5 Niburu： ２人も・・・ The both of...
Hades-sensei： 鈍・・・それは・・・ Niburu...that's...
Niburu： ふふ・・・ラッキーよね～ つかまえちゃった わたし達が・・・喉から手が出る程欲しかった・・・ あんたの病魔・・・！ はっ・・・ なんて顔してるのよ Fufu...how lucky, I caught it. We...wanted it so badly we could hardly stand it. Your disease demon...! Oh... What a face you're making.
Page 6 Niburu： ２発目よ 肩・・・イッちゃったら 責任取ってよね The second shot. If... my shoulder gets blown, Take responsibility for it.
Hades-sensei： 鈍・・・！ Niburu...!
Niburu： 「冷血（クルエル）」 抽入 Cruel... Injection!
Fortune-teller： 仲間の女・・・！ なんだあの銃は・・・？ 操を攻撃したと思えば今度は味方を・・・ That female ally of his... Just what is that gun? When I thought she had attacked Misao...this time, it's her ally -
Page 7 Niburu: んッ・・・ く・・・！！ Nng... Kuh...!!
Fortune-teller: 起きろ操！！ 俺を守れ！！ 早く・・・ ・・・何してる・・・ 完璧な子供は・・・気絶なんて・・・疲弊なんて・・・ Get up, Misao!! Protect me! Hurry... ...What're you doing? Fainting... getting exhausted... a perfect child...
Page 8 Fortune-teller： するものか 早くしろっ・・・操っ！ 俺を守れ！ こいつを殺せ！ 早く・・・ 俺の言うことをー・・・ Doesn't do that! Hurry up, Misao! Protect me! Kill him! Hurry... Are you listening to -
Hades-sensei： もう黙れ・・・！ Shut the hell up already!
Page 10 Kaburagi： うっ うう・・・ ふえう・・・う・・・ ん・・・？ え？ や・・・やだ！ 私・・・なんで泣いて・・・ ここは・・・？ Uuh... Uuuuh... Fueh... uh... Hmm? Huh? Oh...oh, no! Why...am I crying? Where am I...?
Page 11 Kaburagi： きゃあっ！ 美作くん！ 藤くん！ 本好くん！ み・・・みんな・・・一体・・・ Kyaaah! Mimasaka-kun! Fuji-kun! Motoyoshi-kun! Just why is everyone -
Mitogawa： 心配しなくていい あんまり暴れるのでもおう一度眠ってもらっただけだ You don't have to worry. They got a little too riled up so we just put them to sleep again.
Kaburagi： え・・・ 三途川先生・・・？ Eh? Mitogawa-sensei?
Mitogawa： 君の様子を見る限り・・・ あっちもなんとか片付いたようだな From what I can see about how you're doing... It seems they've somehow taken care of things on their end too.
Hades-sensei： 病魔だけじゃ生温い・・・ 二度とこんな真似する気が起きないように Only your disease demon is not enough. So that you don't try to pull something like this again...
Page 13 Hades-sensei： 何が 何が「完璧な子供」だ あの子は生まれた時から・・・初めからずっと お前が「この世に残した爪痕」だったんじゃないのか What... What is a "perfect child"? From the time that child was born... all this time, since the very beginning, Hasn't she been, "the mark that you wanted to leave behind on this world"?
Page 14 Hades-sensei： 鈍・・・ 警察もだが・・・急いで救急車を呼んでくれないか 父親はともかくあの子供の方は衰弱が激しい・・・ 一刻を争うかもしれない Niburu... Could you hurry up and call an ambulance...and the police as well? Putting the father aside, that child is incredibly weak. We probably don't have much time.
Niburu： ・・・それは構わないけど でも・・・いいの？ 病魔だけで・・・あいつの「中」 まだ・・・残ってるんじゃないの・・・？ I don't mind... But...is this okay? Only the disease demon...his "insides..." They're still there, aren't they?
Hades-sensei： いいさ It's fine.
Page 15 Hades-sensei： もう終わった It's already over.
Text： 病魔名称： 劣等感（ユーズレス） 人の才能を見極め、それを欲することで「才能」を奪うことが できるが、代償として才能を奪った者の「恨み」を 身体に負わなくてはならない。 才能は出し入れ自由だが、入れ物が人間の身体である限り 使いこなすには限度がる。 Disease demon name: Useless (kanji read "inferiority complex.) Probes a person's talents, desires them, and can steal "talents." As compensation, they must bear "malice" From the people whose talents were stolen within their bodies. They can take the abilities in or out as they please but as long as the container is a human There's a limit to using it.
Keiichi： ごめんってば～ 鈍ちゃん！ I said I was sorry, Niburu-chan!
Page 16 Niburu： ・・・ったくあんた ほとんど無傷じゃないの 何しに来たのよ 筋肉バカ My goodness, you were hardly even hurt. What did you come here for, you muscle-bound idiot?
Keiichi： 結局 またお前に銃撃たせちまうし・・・ 責任取るよ 結婚しよう You ended up having to shoot the gun again... I'll take responsibility for this. Let's get married.
Niburu： 冗談じゃないわ You must kidding.
Hades-sensei： アシタバくん 君も すぐ病院に行こう 僕のせいで・・・こんな無茶させて・・・本当に Ashitaba-kun. Let's get you to a hospital too. This is all my fault...I really made this go too far...
Ashitaba： え？ いやっ・・・違います！ 先生のせいじゃないですよ！ せ 先生のおかげです！ 今思えば・・・じ・・・自分でも信じられないことやっちゃったなって思いますけど・・・ でも・・・僕・・・あんまり怖くなかったんです 本当に・・・ 助けさえ呼べは・・・居場所さえ知らせれば こっちのもんだって・・・ What? No, you're wrong...! It's not your fault! It's... It's thanks to you! Thinking back on it... even though I do think I did things I can't even believe... But...I wasn't even that scared...really. I thought if I could just call for help, if I could just let someone know where I was, we could win...
Page 17 Ashitaba： 助けさえ呼べば・・・先生が 絶対に助けに来てくれるって思ってやったんです む・・・無責任ですよね・・・ おめんなさい・・・ If I only call for help, I thought that sensei... I did it thinking that you would definitely come to save us. We were irresponsible... I'm sorry.
Mitogawa： 君が謝る必要がどこにある！ 実に立派だったよ アシタバくん 君の勇気は賞賛に値する There's nothing you need to apologize for You did very well, Ashitaba-kun. Your courage is praise-worthy.
Mimasaka： おーっ アシタバ 元気か？ お前もひでーツラしてんな～ Ohh, Ashitaba! How are ya? You're making an awful face too.
Fuji： あ～っ クソ・・・だから占いになんて行きたくなかったんだよ な・・・ Ahh, damn, that's why I didn't want to go the fortune-teller's. You see...
Page 18 Keiichi： 鈍ちゃん・・・ Niburu-chan...
Niburu： 何よ What?
Keiichi： 俺も・・・色々あいつに言いてーこと スゲーたくさんあんだけどさ・・・ 今日のところは 水差さずに帰ってやろうや I have all these things I want to say to him too There's just so much... Today... Let's go home without putting a damper on things...
Niburu： あら・・・ わたし そんなに空気読めない女に見える・・・？ Oh... Do I look like a woman who can't take a hint?
Mitogawa： やれやれ・・・ 若者は気の緩むのが早いことだ これは・・・ My goodness... Young people let their guard down so easily. This is...
Page 19 Mimasaka： しかしよぉ 帰るっつったってどーやって帰るんだ？ そもそもドコだよ ここ But...speaking of going home...how are we going to? Where are we in the first place?
Hades-sensei： ああ・・・大丈夫だよ 僕が送って行くからね 幸い三途川先生の車があることだ し・・・ Ahh, it's fine, I'll be taking you home. Luckily, we have Mitogawa-sensei's car. It's...
Mitogawa： 車のことなら心配いらんぞ 修理代 レッカー代諸々すべて君の給料からぎっちり請求するから・・・ 安心してタクシーで帰りたまえ You don't need to worry about the car. Because the repair costs, the wrecker, and all the other expenses will be taken out of your salary. Don't worry, take a taxi home.
One of the kids： えっ マジで？ これ先生が壊したの？ Eh? Seriously? Sensei wrecked it?
One of the kids： 凄い高い車だよ これ This is a really expensive car.