[ TN: A tsukkomi is a jab at something for comedic effect. ]
KANASHIKATA: Let's begin, the Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle! I'm your host, the one whose group blind date went poorly yesterday, Kanashikata Takashi! MOMOKA: And I'm the assistant that doesn't talk much, Kibitsu Momoka!
KANASHIKATA: Momotan! I was so disappointed that you didn't come to yesterday's group blind date! Anyway, aren't we looking forward to seeing celebrities duking it out in tsukkomi battles? MOMOKA: Mmmm, yeah, I guess... KANASHIKATA: Okay, we'll introduce the contestants for today!
pg02:
KANASHIKATA: One of the best in tsukkomi in the Kantou region! KANASHIKATA: The MVP in yesterday's group blind date! The Prince of Tsukkomi! KANASHIKATA: Komiyama Tsutomu--!!! SIGN: Tsukkomi Chief Komiyama Tsutomu KOMIYAMA: Yesterday was a piece of cake.
KANASHIKATA: And his opponent! / Not a pro, but a total beginner!
KANASHIKATA: Momotan's recommendation! Her tsukkomi potential is unknown, the Kansai-ben female high-schooler! SIGN: Beginner Female High-Schooler Onizuka Hime KANASHIKATA: Onizuka Hime---!!!
BOSSUN: Erm, Switch-san... / What in the world? BOX: Dragged to watch a live filming. SWITCH: Let me explain.
pg03:
TEXT: It's a new programme, "Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!". / The staff will look for new contestants every week. / Then Momoka said:
TEXT: "I know someone who's really good in tsukkomi!"
TEXT: Then Komiyama rebutted: "No way there's a commoner who's better than a pro". "Nee-san's really really good!" "Ridiculous." "It's not ridiculous!" "Then bring her here to challenge me." "It's on!" And so Himeko was invited on this show. BOSSUN: Momoka...
TEXT: To save Momoka's pride, Himeko agreed to participate. That happened yesterday. BOSSUN: I got it... Thanks for the summary.
BOSSUN: But why a tsukkomi battle?! And who let Himeko on TV again, d'you still remember that fiasco with the Pelocan commercial? SWITCH: I'm worried about that too.
pg04:
KOMIYAMA: You're so cute when you're nervous <heart>
HIMEKO: B-Back off! KOMIYAMA: And I thought which arrogant brat came to challenge me, kekeke.
KOMIYAMA: Hahaha, don't think your jokes in school works in a TV show. KOMIYAMA: Just try not to make this too awkward, okay?
SFX: Whew
HIMEKO: Thanks. KOMIYAMA: Huh?
HIMEKO: For calming me down. KOMIYAMA: ...
BOSSUN: Looks like she's fine. SWITCH: She's pumped alright.
MOMOKA: I'll explain the rules. / Each contestant will earn points for each good tsukkomi. The one with the most points wins!
pg05:
MOMOKA: The first game is "Tsukkomi at the TV!". Just give witty comments to whatever's showing on the monitor and the panel will award points accordingly! GUY: It chased her after all! GUY: Why did you let her off in the first place! BOSSUN: What...?
MOMOKA: Both of you, on your mark! Nee-san, all the best! HIMEKO: Bring it! KOMIYAMA: That's favoritism!
KANASHIKATA: This time it's a documentary about the police! KOMIYAMA: Kekeke, this one's not for beginners. HIMEKO: Just be natural, just be natural!
KANASHIKATA: Ready, set...
KANASHIKATA: Go!
TEXT: The Police Under observation for 22 hours/day!
HIMEKO: Just cover the remaining 2 hours, dammit! KANASHIKATA: Onizuka drew first blood just on the title screen! TV: Crime never stops in this city. In this 22 hours, let's see what the police have to deal with.
pg06:
POLICEMAN: 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district! TV: Fistfights are common. POLICEMAN: I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!
POLICEMAN: I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district! POLICEMAN: I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!
POLICEMAN: I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district! HIMEKO: How many times is this guy gonna repeat?! POLICEMAN: I repeat, 2 punks are writing in the cost retreat! KOMIYAMA: It changed?!
POLICEMAN: I repeat, two trunks are flying in the Lost repeat! KOMIYAMA: That doesn't make sense! HIMEKO: Trunks can fly in Lost?!
POLICEMAN: *open* HIMEKO: He ate it?!
KOMIYAMA: Oi oi! Wait! What did he do?! HIMEKO: Who made an edible wireless mic!? TV: Some weird man cosplaying as a policeman, yelling on the street was taken into custody. HIMEKO: So he's just some random idiot!
KANASHIKATA: Both contestants are really into this! TV: But before that, he was sent to the hospital to dislodge the mic. HIMEKO: So it's not edible?! He's just some random idiot! Oops, I said that before. BOSSUN: What's this contest...
pg07:
TV: A bank robbery occured at 3pm.
TV: The robber has the manager at gunpoint.
GUY: Don't move! GUY: Or the manager eats a bullet!
MANAGER: Seriously guys, please don't move! HIMEKO: You're the manager?! KOMIYAMA: You're the manager?!
HIMEKO: Then why did you say "the manager" instead of "me"?! POLICEMAN: To the criminal: Don't do anything rash! / Your mother is here with us. CRIMINAL: D-Don't lie!
POLICEMAN: To the criminal: / I'm not. CRIMINAL: R-R-Really..? Then let her say something!
POLICEMAN: To the criminal: / I'm passing her the mic. HIMEKO: Is the "To the criminal:" bit really necessary? KANASHIKATA: Onizuka's really nitpicking here.
pg08:
MORI: Madam... KOMIYAMA: Why Mori?! [ TN: Mori is a character in a really popular cop drama in Japan. ] MORI: Say your son's name. Before you say anything else. HIMEKO: Mori's out of character man...
WOMAN: ...
WOMAN: He's Criminal. HIMEKO / KOMIYAMA: She's a fake!
KANASHIKATA: Aaaaand that's the end! / It ended with a dual synchro tsukkomi! BOSSUN: What's with this show... KANASHIKATA: And their points...?
pg09:
KANASHIKATA: 45-40! / Onizuka-san is somehow in the lead! HIMEKO: Yes!
MOMOKA: Oh yay, Nee-san!
BOSSUN: Himeko did it! SWITCH: Yeah. Her nitpicking must've netted her more points. BOSSUN: She'll win if she keeps this up!
SWITCH: .... SWITCH: Hmm... BOSSUN: ?
KOMIYAMA: D-Dammit! I underestimated this brat! She actually beat me, a professional! KOMIYAMA: Am I actually gonna lose?!
KOMIYAMA: Wait...
TEXT: It'll be fine. / I won't lose in the next round. / Hehehe, watch out, little girl!
pg10:
KANASHIKATA: Onto the next category, the Two-Man Act! Ogura-san will be your partner, so do your best for 3 minutes! OGURA: Nice to meet you!
BOSSUN: Huh? What d'you mean, she can't win!
SWITCH: Yeah, most likely. BOSSUN: Why?!
SWITCH: Himeko's tsukkomi is the everyday situation type. It's perfectly natural in our normal conversations, but. / In a professional two-man act, where they stage jokes, she flounders. SWITCH: Even though it's technically adlib for this category, it's still really similar to a pro two-man act. / This is really bad news for Himeko.
TEXT: She can't win! KANASHIKATA: Starting off with Komiyama-san, go! KOMIYAMA: Okay, let's get the show on the road!
pg11:
HIMEKO: They're really good. HIMEKO: I know it's adlib, but it sure doesn't feel like one! HIMEKO: I can't do that!
KANASHIKATA: And Komiyama-san gets...!
KANASHIKATA: 95 points! What a really high score! / The pro, Komiyama Tsutomu has made an incredible comeback!
pg12:
KANASHIKATA: Next, we have Onizuka-san! To the stage please! HIMEKO: Oh no...
HIMEKO: I can't do this unless it's with a clumsy person like Bossun! KANASHIKATA: Will Onizuka-san be able to match a pro?
SWITCH: The act just now... The timing was too perfect, even for Komiyama./ That means... BOSSUN: Yeah. BOSSUN: That bastard...
KOMIYAMA: Kekeke, it's great that we rehearsed this beforehand.
TEXT: And that's not the end yet. I'll admit she has skill, so to seal my victory...
OGURA: Hey, I have an idea! KANASHIKATA: Yes, Ogura-san?
KOMIYAMA: Kekekeke...
pg13:
OGURA: I was thinking, maybe it's kinda tough for a beginner to work with a pro, you know? / How about we get a beginner to pair up with her? KOMIYAMA: Yes, let a normal person screw it up for her! Kekekeke!
KOMIYAMA: Nice idea! / Right?
KANASHIKATA: Erm... KANASHIKATA: A member of the audience?
KOMIYAMA: Hey, Onizuka-san! You brought some friends, right? Isn't it easier for you to work with someone you know?
KOMIYAMA: Say yes, and you're doomed!
HIMEKO: Member of... / the audience?
HIMEKO: Can... HIMEKO: Can I really?
pg14:
BOSSUN: Eh? KANASHIKATA: And she picked her classmate, Fujisaki-kun!!! BOSSUN: Back up a moment! HIMEKO: You, shut up. BOSSUN: Wait, why am I on stage? HIMEKO: I said, shut up. BOSSUN: No, you shut up! I can't do a adlib two-man act, dammit! HIMEKO: Just die already.
HIMEKO: Just say whatever you like, I'll follow up! Got it?! BOSSUN: Where did that confidence come from?! Give me some, man! HIMEKO: It'll be fine!
HIMEKO: I know...
HIMEKO: that if it's you, it'll be fine.
pg15:
BOSSUN: Okay... / If you say so.
BOSSUN: I just have to say something appropriate, right?
MOMOKA: What are you planning, Nee-san... / He gets nervous easily, you know that...
TEXT: I'm 100% sure that you...
TEXT: won't be able to say anything interesting at all!
KANASHIKATA: And so, Team Onizuka, ready, set, go!
HIMEKO: Hey, Fujisaki-kun. / You're on TV now, so say hello!
HIMEKO: Oi, the camera's rolling, so do something!
pg16:
BOSSUN: .... HIMEKO: Whatcha being nervous for?!
KOMIYAMA: Huh?
HIMEKO: Great, Bossun! HIMEKO: Stay like this!
HIMEKO: Just be stupid, like you always do! HIMEKO: What's with you, man! / Be normal, dude! Normal! BOSSUN: Oh... / N.O.R.M.A.L.... HIMEKO: How is that normal!?
KOMIYAMA: W- KOMIYAMA: What?
SWITCH: I see. SWITCH: She's playing to her strengths.
pg17:
SWITCH: Of course. Himeko's best partner is Bossun.
HIMEKO: Hey, everyone's staring at you! BOSSUN: Say something funny!
BOSSUN: Oh... BOSSUN: Funny stuff...!
BOSSUN: Poop! HIMEKO: The only thing that's interesting is your face!
HIMEKO: Your upper lip's poking out again, man! BOSSUN: Poop? HIMEKO: Don't say it sounding like "Oh?"! / And your face is getting weirder, you know?!
HIMEKO: Wait! Look at your mouth! / Draw it back, draw it back!
HIMEKO: I can't even recognise you anymore! Control it, stupid!
HIMEKO: No, don't compensate by pulling your lower lip out too!
pg18:
KOMIYAMA: No way...
KANASHIKATA: And the winner... / Onizuka Himeko-saaaaaaaan!
HIMEKO: Yay!!! KANASHIKATA: What an unexpected turn of events!
MOMOKA: Nee-san! HIMEKO: Oof.
KANASHIKATA: A resounding round of applause for the champion, Onizuka! HIMEKO: Don't say anything unnecessary next time, okay? MOMOKA: Uweeeeh~ I'm sorry, Nee-san! BOSSUN: Bweportgh. SWITCH: Bossun, you haven't returned to normal?
KANASHIKATA: Let's have a word with our new champion. / Are you looking forward to the next episode? HIMEKO: Yes!
HIMEKO: Ehhhhhhh. HIMEKO: Hmm? HIMEKO: Next episode?
MOMOKA: Eh? / Didn't I tell you? HIMEKO: ?
MOMOKA: It's a knockout game show. MOMOKA: So Nee-san will be facing new contestants starting next week!
KANASHIKATA: So! / A word from the champion, please!
KANASHIKATA: 2, 1, KANASHIKATA: Action!
KANASHIKATA: Whatcha being all nervous for! OUTRO: Himeko is the No.1 Tsukkomist! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28825Translation: Sket Dance 1422011-04-11T21:56:02+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 142: The Brother's Interested In Whoever The Sister Is Interested In
pg01:
INTRO: Suddenly, in the courtyard- SAAYA: Hm? TSUBAKI: Mm?
SAAYA: It feels like I haven't talked to you in ages. / Though I do talk to Mimorin and Daisy sometimes. TSUBAKI: Hmm.
TSUBAKI: We have no connection other than that your the President's sister, after all. SAAYA: You don't have to be so blunt! / Tsubaki, you're really cold you know.
SAAYA: Oh yeah, I had a terrible first impression of you. TSUBAKI: That goes for both of us. If you weren't the President's sister I wouldn't have talked to you.
TEXT: President this, President that...
pg02:
SAAYA: Well, now we're able to talk normally like this, I guess it's an improvement. / See ya then. TSUBAKI: Where are you going? SAAYA: ... Nowhere, why?
TSUBAKI: I heard you've been visiting the Sket-dan frequently. SAAYA: !
TSUBAKI: Is that where you're going? SAAYA: Ah.... / See... SAAYA: I haven't visited them for a while now. / It's kinda... awkward. TSUBAKI: ...?
SAAYA: By the way, Tsubaki-kun.
SAAYA: You're Bossun's twin, right? TSUBAKI: Ah.
TSUBAKI: ....
pg03:
TSUBAKI: What... what about it! SAAYA: I've been kinda interested about you twins, see. / So, how does it feel? TSUBAKI: What does! SAAYA: C'mon, sit down for a while!
TSUBAKI: .... SAAYA: You guys have different families and you don't talk much in school, right? / Even though you're brothers.
SAAYA: So I'm kinda interested in that... Don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I'm interested in you or anything! TSUBAKI: Which is it!
SAAYA: So, how's your relationship with him? TSUBAKI: Not good!
SAAYA: ...
TSUBAKI: ...But.
TSUBAKI: We've been talking a bit recently though...
pg04:
TSUBAKI: What! Why does everyone look like that when I tell them!
MIMORIN: Wow...
DAISY: Tsubaki-kun and Saaya?
DAISY: That's unexpected. MIMORIN: Not at all! / I think they're getting closer these days.
MIMORIN: It's good that they're so friendly now.
SIGN: Student Council SHINBA: Wow...
pg05:
SHINBA: Tsubaki-chan and Saaya-chan's getting close?
SHINBA: Well, they're a boy and a girl of their age after all. (side scrawl: Fufufu...) DAISY: Don't put it like that. / And it's not that kind of relationship.
AGATA: Tsubaki and Saaya... / are close?
AGATA: Really? INTRO: A stupid brother!
pg06:
TV: I-It's not like... TV: I'm just interested in you, okay!
TV: Doesn't that mean you like me?
TV: D-Don't be stupid!
AGATA: ...
AGATA: Saaya. AGATA: You're being kinda weird for a while now.
pg07:
SAAYA: Onii-chan? AGATA: Since you came back from the school trip. SAAYA: Eh?! Eh?!!
AGATA: Do you have a crush on some boy?
SAAYA: T-That was direct! / I don't! AGATA: Nobody can hide the the truth from he! SAAYA: Ehh?!
AGATA: That reaction tells me something happened during the school trip! Report everything to your brother! SAAYA: Why? Who said I have to! AGATA: A confession? Is it confession-related?! SAAYA: No! Why do I have to tell you anyway!
AGATA: Say it! SAAYA: Why?!
SAAYA: Erm... SAAYA: I don't like anybody, but... SAAYA: There's someone who I think is slightly better than the rest.
pg08:
AGATA: .... SAAYA: Ehhh?!?!!
AGATA: Did you confess?! SAAYA: I didn't, really! / But I said...
SAAYA: I... SAAYA: I was kinda / interested in him, hahaha.
AGATA: .... SAAYA: EHHHHH?!?!
AGATA: WHo is it! SAAYA: I'm not saying! Onii-chan, you're irritating! AGATA: Say it! SAAYA: Never!
AGATA: SAAAAAAY IIIIITTTTT!!! SAAYA: EHHH~~?!
SAAYA: I don't wanna tell you his name. AGATA: Then his characteristics! Just say that! / What's he like?! How does he look like?! Personality?! Hmm?!!! SAAYA: Ughhhh...
pg09:
SAAYA: He's about 170cm tall... AGATA: Ohh?! / What else?
SAAYA: Kinda normal build.... maybe slightly slim? AGATA: Hmmm...
SAAYA: Messy hair..
SAAYA: Almond shaped eyes, like a cat.
SAAYA: And he's kinda smart. SAAYA: He's oblivious at times, but when the time comes, he's really serious!
AGATA: It's definitely Tsubaki...
pg10:
SAAYA: A-Anyway! Onii-chan, you have nothing to do with this! SAAYA: Don't be so nosy!
AGATA: Tsubaki...
AGATA: That bastard... To think I treated him like a brother. AGATA: No one touches my sister!
AGATA: ...
TEXT: Onii-chan, waaaaiiit!!
TEXT: I lost again... I can't never beat you, President.
AGATA: I'll test Tsubaki tomorrow.
TEXT: If his feelings are true, / I'll permit them...
pg11:
SIGN: Student Council
pg12:
TSUBAKI: President, you're not going home yet? TSUBAKI: Everybody's left, but I still have some work to do, so...
AGATA: ...
AGATA: You met Saaya, yes?
TSUBAKI: Eh? / Hmm... / I guess so. AGATA: And she said,
AGATA: She was "interested"?
SAAYA: I've been kinda interested about you twins, see.
TSUBAKI: Ahhh yes, she did say that. TSUBAKI: It's embarassing for me...
AGATA: ...
pg13:
AGATA: There's nothing to be embarassed about. / It's perfectly natural, things like relationships.
TSUBAKI: Hmmm. TSUBAKI: That's right.
AGATA: So, what about you? / Are you interested too? TSUBAKI: Eh? AGATA: You know who.
TEXT: You guys have different families and you don't talk much in school, right? / Even though you're brothers.
TSUBAKI: Honestly, I think I am. AGATA: !!!
AGATA: Oh I see... / Man, that was direct. AGATA: Ah, whatever.
pg14:
TSUBAKI: But we were raised differently. TSUBAKI: So... / I still feel like we're strangers.
AGATA: ..... Strangers... AGATA: ........
AGATA: Well, that's expected.
TSUBAKI: ... But,
TSUBAKI: It's something special to me.
TSUBAKI: Maybe it's fate... / This relationship.
TSUBAKI: Even though we're like strangers, we're also like family. / What a special person.
AGATA: Hmmm, like your destined partner? AGATA: What a way to put it.
pg15:
AGATA: ...Let's get straight to the point then. / Do you feel love?
TSUBAKI: Err... TSUBAKI: Huh?!
TSUBAKI: I-It's nothing like that! I just- AGATA: Don't be shy!!! TSUBAKI: Ehhh?!!
AGATA: Don't be shy, I'm the one you're talking to! AGATA: Speak your true feelings! TSUBAKI: Y-yes!
TSUBAKI: W-Well... TSUBAKI: Stuff happened before, but... TSUBAKI: I think we're fine now. Better, even.
AGATA: So he does like her.
pg16:
TSUBAKI: My first impression was... terrible, to be honest. TSUBAKI: We got into conflicts a lot, since we're both so stubborn. / Then so many things happened.
AGATA: Ah, I remember.
TSUBAKI: But it's different now. TSUBAKI: Our relationship's a lot smoother than it was.
TEXT: I see now. AGATA: Oh. TEXT: There's no more room for me to interfere. They have a strong bond between them now. AGATA: I see. TEXT: As a brother, I should just let them be.
AGATA: I'm gonna be blunt. AGATA: Where do you see the two of you in the future?
TSUBAKI: Hmmm... / It's fine the way it is now. AGATA: Huh?!
pg17:
AGATA: Just the way it is?! TSUBAKI: Yes. TSUBAKI: Also, we've already had dinner together and other stuff already.
TSUBAKI: I hope we'll have more opportunities to bond like that. AGATA: How naive are you!? TSUBAKI: Ehhh?!
AGATA: What the hell, just dinner?! You're fine just with that?! TSUBAKI: I think so. / I mean, it's not like we can live together so suddenly. AGATA: No, not that far ahead! / Don't get too bold now, you! TSUBAKI: Ehhh?!
AGATA: It's just so like you to hide your true feelings, Tsubaki.
AGATA: But don't you think you should open up more to me? AGATA: We're talking about something important here, you know.
AGATA: Though you're a overly serious, inflexible guy who can't read the mood, / You're a true man, I'll give you that. AGATA: The only people who deserve that much credit...
pg18:
AGATA: Would be you and your brother, hmmm.
TSUBAKI: Hahaha. TSUBAKI: I can't fool you, President. TSUBAKI: You could read the feelings that even I didn't know.
TSUBAKI: Maybe I really, really want us to be closer now... / But, one small step at a time's fine too. TSUBAKI: Hahaha, sorry for making you worried about me.
TSUBAKI: ...
TSUBAKI: Aha, dinner. / We'll go for dinner tonight.
AGATA: Whew... / I never thought those two would... BOX: Agata Souichirou.
BOX: When it comes to his sister. BOX: He loses his ability of rational thought. BOX: Even though BOX: He's a genius of IQ 160.
BOSSUN: Huh?! BOSSUN: Dinner?!
BOSSUN: Don't ask me so suddenly, man! / My mom won't have time to prepare! TSUBAKI: Then come over to my place. BOSSUN: And that was random! It's creeping me out! TSUBAKI: "Creeping you out"?! You really feel that way?! / Fine! I won't ask you ever again!
AGATA: Huh?! Why are you here?! SAAYA: ? OUTRO: There's been a huge mistake... https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28796Translation: Sket Dance 1412011-04-10T04:48:41+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 141: The Student Council Manga Recruitment Project
pg01:
INTRO: Serious!
BOSSUN: Okay...
BOSSUN: So basically, it's like this.
AGATA: We're gonna make a recruitment poster to attract new members, kakaka. / Make sure it explains what our jobs are and the motivation we need.
UNYUU: We should use pictures rather than words for the poster.
SHINBA: Then how about a manga story?
DAISY: Who's drawing it?
pg02:
AGATA: Anyone will do. Let's leave it up to luck.
TEXT (right to left): Daisy Mimorin Michiru Agata TSUBAKI: Wait a second!
TSUBAKI: Why isn't my name there? AGATA: Ehhh... how should i put this.
AGATA: You have zero sense in art. TSUBAKI: Uwaaaaahhh!!!
BOSSUN: ... And so, / You were insistent on taking up the job, so now you have to do a manga poster.
pg03:
TSUBAKI: That's right nyaa. BOSSUN: How long do you plan on being a cat?!
TSUBAKI: Huh? BOSSUN: Don't "Huh?" me! BOSSUN: I'm gonna be direct! I don't know what happened, but you're behaving like a cat for a while now!
TSUBAKI: ....? / What are you saying, nyaa? BOSSUN: He still doesn't get it!
INTRO: The client this time is... Tsubaki?
HIMEKO: He's been weird since the school trip. SWITCH: Which means it must be Chuu-san's drugs. BOSSUN: If it's the Hypno, then he'll be able to fix it. / Go to Chuu-san, now. TSUBAKI: Yeah, I'll go after this. HIMEKO: Speaking of cats, Nakatani-san from 2-A has 4 of them, they're really cute! TSUBAKI: Can we settle this first, nyaa?
pg04:
TSUBAKI: My request is simple nyaa.
TSUBAKI: I want to make the best poster I can, nyaa, and make sure it's of top nyaa quality, but I can't do it by myself nyaa. HIMEKO: So many nyaas.
TSUBAKI: So, Fujisaki. How about it? / It's your specialty.
TSUBAKI: Help me make a decent work, nyaa! BOSSUN: No way, nyaa! TSUBAKI: Nyaa?
BOSSUN: Hmph! Why do I have to help the Student Council? / Since you vonluntarily took the job, then do it by your own! HIMEKO: Bossun!
TSUBAKI: ..... / I see.
TSUBAKI: I shouldn't ask for help. I'm sorry nyaa. BOSSUN: Huh?! / Is it the cat influence?! Usually you'll be all / Tsubaki: And you dare call yourselves the Sket-dan?! , right? TSUBAKI: Then excuse me, nyaa. BOSSUN: I-I got it! We'll help you!
pg05:
TSUBAKI: I thought of the general plot. TSUBAKI: A guy is interested and learns about the Student Council. TSUBAKI; Then he saves a girl from some delinquents in the name of justice! BOSSUN: Why a delinquent?!
TSUBAKI: And here's the main character concept I thought of so far.
BOSSUN: Isn't the story about a normal guy trying to learn more about the student council!? TSUBAKI: That's right, nyaa. BOSSUN: So this is....?
TSUBAKI: The main character, Seito Kain. [ TN: Student Council in Japanese is "seitokai" ] BOSSUN: What a crappy name!
pg06:
BOSSUN: And what's with this guy?! / A robot?
TSUBAKI: Kain-kun's not a robot, he's human. / Specifically, a human with superhuman powers nyaa. BOSSUN: A human with superhuman powers nyaa?
BOSSUN: Who needs that?! Just use a normal person, man! / Actually, he has to be normal! Screw the superhuman bit! TSUBAKI: To attract readers from the start, I wanted them to know those in the side of justice have superhuman-like powers to defeat evil. HIMEKO: What kinda idea is that, man...
BOSSUN: And these lollipop things. / What are they? HIMEKO: Ears...?
TSUBAKI; Ah, that's the Kain Ear. BOSSUN: Kain Ear?
BOSSUN: The Kain Ear can pick up a call of distress from a student anywhere. TEXT: Help me! BOSSUN: Who cares? BOSSUN: Is this part even relevant?!
pg07:
BOSSUN: Is the thing on top a Kain Ear too?! / Why does this guy have 3 ears!
TSUBAKI: Don't panic nyaa. That's the Kain Antenna. It can pick up the thoughts of students in trouble. TEXT: Help me! HIMEKO: Then it has the same function as the Kain Ear?! BOSSUN: This guy's definitely not human! Who has an antenna sticking outta their heads?!
TSUBAKI: By the way, the Kain Eyes can see any wrongdoing. Just because they're small, don't underestimate them nyaa. BOSSUN: No, no one's underestimating anything. / Really, we don't care about the Kain Eyes.
TSUBAKI: And so, the new Student Council member, Kain-kun with his superhuman powers becomes a hero of justice and become extremely popular nyaa! BOSSUN: Okay, now you're just messing with us! Wasn't the original message "Join the Student Council"?! Where did the hero bit come out from?! HIMEKO: Bossun, Bossun.
HIMEKO: I think that's how Tsubaki sees the Student Council. / Like the school's heroes or something. BOSSUN: For real...?
HIMEKO: Trust your brother to come up with a weird idea. BOSSUN: I'm not the same as this guy!
pg08:
TSUBAKI: ... And so. TSUBAKI: I came up with a draft for a two-page manga. Here, have a look. BOSSUN: Really? / Okay, fine...
TSUBAKI: But it looks really amateurish... BOSSUN: Of course, you're a beginner. Don't get so depressed.
TSUBAKI: So, help me touch up and make this look professional somehow. / I used a magic marker to draw Kain-kun already. The rest are in pencil, so modify it where you see fit. TSUBAKI: And you have full control over the background and effects, since you know more about them.
BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: Doncha think the story's kinda weird? BOSSUN: There's so many things I could criticise here... I bet this guy never read a manga in his life before. TSUBAKI: ...
TSUBAKI: Even though I have the main story written, but... Nyaa, I don't mind if you change the story a little. TSUBAKI: I leave that up to you too.
TSUBAKI: So, I'm gonna go to Chuu-san's lab to regain my humanity nyaa. BOSSUN: Yeah, go. / Go and become a dog this time! TSUBAKI: Nyaa, like I'll nyaaing do that, nyaa! BOSSUN: Shut up with the nyaas, just go!
pg09:
BOSSUN: Okay. / G-Pen, ink, correction fluid and a ruler. BOSSUN: Thanks to Roman, we have all we need. HIMEKO: This looks really pro.
BOSSUN: We have only one bottle of correction fluid, so use sparingly. BOSSUN: Himeko, don't knock it over. HIMEKO: I won't!
BOSSUN: Alright, let's start from here. BOX: Laugh-til-you-cry gag manga! "Entering the Student Council" KAIN: I'm Seito Kain! BOSSUN: I'm gonna draw a realistic background now.
BOSSUN: Gotta get the perspective right... BOSSUN: Okay, chest-level will do. / The focus point is here, and the vanishing point is here...
BOSSUN: Something like this. HIMEKO: Damn that's good!
HIMEKO: What's with this guy! SWITCH: Just what I'd expect from Roman's former assistant. HIMEKO: Draw me, now! Please! BOSSUN: Next, inking.
pg10:
HIMEKO: Ah, the ink bottle's right here.
HIMEKO: Ah!
HIMEKO: Gyaaaaaah!!!
HIMEKO: I knocked over the bottle! BOSSUN: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BOSSUN: I told you not to, dammit! BOSSUN: Now look, Kain-kun's face is totally erased!
BOSSUN: And you know, you- HIMEKO: Shadduuuuupppp!!!
pg11:
BOSSUN: The fluid's dried, but... BOSSUN: What to do, man? / The first panel's more or less gone.
BOSSUN: And we're totally out of correction fluid. / So we can't make any corrections now.
SKET: ...!!! BOSSUN: This is one helluva crappy start.
SWITCH: But we can just redraw whatever's obscured by the correction fluid. / That means we could revive Kain by drawing him again. BOSSUN; Ohh!! / That's our Switch!
BOSSUN: Alright, let's go! HIMEKO: Bossun, wait! If you draw it, it'll stand out too much from Tsubaki's crappy drawings!
BOSSUN; Huh? Even if you say that... HIMEKO: If Switch did it, the level should be around Tsubaki's, so let Switch do it. BOSSUN: Do we have to think that far?
BOSSUN: Ah whatever. Here ya go Switch. SWITCH: Leave it to me.
pg12:
KAIN: Hi, I'm Seito Kain!
BOSSUN: The face is wrong! HIMEKO: The eyes weren't that big! BOSSUN: Don't draw whatever you like!
BOSSUN: Didn't I said we have no correction fluid left?! BOSSUN: What to do now?! We can't change it!
BOSSUN: Kain's different in the first two panels... / Oh shit, Tsubaki's gonna be pissed...
BOSSUN: Hmm?
BOSSUN: Oh, I got it! / We can fix this! HIMEKO: Eh? Really? / How?
BOSSUN: We change the face of Kain. HIMEKO: Ehhh?!
pg13:
BOSSUN: See these black dots?
BOSSUN: We circle them.
BOSSUN: Then we add that button nose. HIMEKO: Can we really do that?
BOSSUN: Then we change every panel. HIMEKO: Kain Eye, version 2...?
KAIN: Oh, my Kain Ears' picking something up!
KAIN: Ah, a girl's being harassed by a delinquent! TEXT: Help me!
KAIN: I'm here to save you!
KAIN (obscured): Helping a student in trouble is the duty of the Student Council! GIRL: Thank you so much! HIMEKO: What's with this manga?!
pg14:
BOX: The troubles just keep coming...
BOSSUN: Switch, whatcha doing?
BOSSUN: What's that you're hiding! SWITCH: N-Not a blotch, that's for sure! BOSSUN: Blotch...? / What did you do, dammit!
BOSSUN: Ah! / Why's there an ink stain?! KAIN: I'm gonna learn more about the Student Council and join them!
BOSSUN: Stop screwing up, man! SWITCH: I just touched it, and I didn't know I had ink on my fingers. Then.... then! HIMEKO: Then why did you try to hide it? Are you 6?! / You can't even fool Bossun with that!
BOSSUN; .... BOSSUN: ....
BOSSUN: No, it's okay.
BOSSUN: Let's make it a crow. HIMEKO: Genius!
pg15:
HIMEKO: Oh, a crow in the center of the sun! Awesome! SWITCH: It's like the crow's flying straight at us. That's cool.
BOSSUN: Ah.
BOSSUN: NOOOOO!!! / I forgot to let the ink to dry before touching it! KAIN: Oh yeah!
BOSSUN; Ugh...
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Let's make it a blood spurt. HIMEKO: Anything goes now, huh.
BOSSUN: Hmmm, but this... / First the crow appears, then Kain learns about the Student Council, then his blood starts spurting all over the place. HIMEKO: The story doesn't flow...
pg16:
BOSSUN; And what's with this panel full of text? Boring. / Nobody's gonna read this. HIMEKO: That chunk's written in pencil anyway, let's erase it. SWITCH: This is starting to look too different from the original.
BOSSUN: Okay, then the crow pecks Kain in the head! HIMEKO: Oh, the story adds up! / Now we know why he's bleeding!
HIMEKO: But Kain got hit pretty badly. He'd have a bigger wound, right? BOSSUN: Hmmm... So it still doesn't flow too well...
BOSSUN: Then we add more blood.
HIMEKO: That's fine, that's fine! He should be bleeding that much! SWITCH: And so Kain should be bleeding continuously after this panel. HIMEKO: Hey, then the delinquent appearing becomes too random... BOX: And so they continued-
KAIN: The Student Council's so cool! KAIN: I wanna join then!
KAIN: Ah! A crow!
KAIN: GYAAAAAAAAH!!!
KAIN: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
pg18:
KAIN: Somebody... Somebody help me!
KAIN: Ah! He's the crow master, "Crow Claw"!
KAIN: I gotta run away! I'll be killed!
KAIN: Argh, this is pissing me off! I'll just punch some random guy! GIRL: Kyaa, Hiroshi-kun!
GIRL: What was that for! Who punches someone suddenly like that! KAIN: Shaddup! I did what need to be done!
KAIN: 'Cause I'm in the Student Council! TEXT: Join us now! BOX: If you're interested in joining the Student Council, please fill in the application form! - Student Council
pg19:
TSUBAKI: Wonderful, woof! BOSSUN Huh?! / He really became a dog! HIMEKO: What the hell?! OUTRO: This is bad, woof! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28644Translation: Sket Dance 1402011-03-29T08:43:06+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 140: A profound offline meeting.
pg01:
INTRO: What's this song? BOSSUN: A blue flame~ rises! BOSSUN: The power~ of trust! / Can change~ the world!
BOSSUN: Shian! / The shining warrior! SFX: bam! SFX: boom! BOSSUN: Shian! / The future soldier!
BOSSUN: Shian! The hopeful fighter!
BOSSUN: Shian! / The useless guuuuy!! HIMEKO: Shaddup!
HIMEKO: What's with all the Shian Shian nonsense! / What the hell is that?! BOSSUN: Ah?! You don't know? It's the theme song!
BOSSUN: Of "Code A: Shian of the Counterattack" TITLE TEXT: Code A: Shian of the Counterattack HIMEKO: Who cares? [ TN: Reference to Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion ]
pg02:
BOSSUN: You catch on quick, Himeko! That's it! / With more energy, Shian! HIMEKO: Who cares?! [ TN: Himeko says "shiran", which sounds like "shian" ]
BOSSUN: The shining warrior! HIMEKO: Shaddup!
HIMEKO: Look at you, playing with toy robots and singing an anime theme song! / What are you, a kindergarten kid?! BOSSUN: It doesn't matter! / Don't insult Code A! Let me do what I want! INTRO: Robots... A man's romance!
BOSSUN: Flying~ through the sky! / Flash! HIMEKO: A kid. / A kid's here...
HIMEKO: What's he hooked on this time? SWITCH: Code A: Shian of the Counterattack. It's a mecha anime.
HIMEKO: Mecha... Oh yeah, this guy loves robots. SWITCH: Code A's a rare orthodox mecha anime these days, obviously Bossun's hooked. BOSSUN: So cool... HIMEKO: Is it interesting? SWITCH: Yeah. The last episode aired the day before. The deep plot sparked a huge debate among fans.
pg03:
HIMEKO: I doubt he'll comprehend a deep plot. HIMEKO: I bet he doesn't get it like how Switch does.
SFX: *knock*
BOSSUN: Ahem. BOSSUN: Hey, Switch.
BOSSUN: Hit me with a quiz. HIMEKO: Ehhh?!
SWITCH: Ohh? YOu wish to challenge me to a game of knowledge? HIMEKO: Don't do it Bossun! You'll get owned! BOSSUN: Shut up! Just give me already!
SWITCH: Then, in episode 16. The Ebyn's mass production combat gear "Set" prototype was sent to battle and only one line. What was its name? HIMEKO: Waaah, a weird question off the bat!
HIMEKO: Switch, cut it out! Don't be childish too! / Bossun's gonna cry, you know?
BOSSUN: Catherine. SWITCH: Correct. HIMEKO: YOu knew?!
pg04:
HIMEKO: Bossun, you're an otaku too?! SWITCH: Not bad for a rookie, Bossun. BOSSUN: Ha! Told you so! I know everything related to Code A!
SWITCH: Question No. 2. HIMEKO: This guy's all fired up too!
SWITCH: Shian's sister is BOSSUN: Purple! SWITCH: And HIMEKO: What?!
SWITCH: Purple's favourite colour is? HIMEKO: Huh?! HIMEKO: Who cares?!
HIMEKO: Ahhh, I don't give a crap anymore! SWITCH: That info only appeared in the Complete Data Book. Not bad. BOSSUN: Ha! I already read that book! HIMEKO: They're so Hyped, it's irritating.
pg05:
BOSSUN: The Anstar Corporation, which developed the Combat Gears, had a dog in the lab. In its litter of 5, what's the name of the 3rd puppy? HIMEKO: Enough! HIMEKO: What kinda question is that?!
HIMEKO: A puppy's name?! Isn't this anime about Combat Gears?
SWITCH: Catherine. HIMEKO: Wow...
BOSSUN: Correct! HIMEKO: Catherine... Wait, isn't that the name of the prototype? / They should've used the names of the 1st or 2nd puppy! ... No, I can't get involved!
BOSSUN: Whew, that's our Switch. Seems like you know even the finest detail. SWITCH: This quiz battle will end up in a draw. SWITCH: So how about this.
SWITCH: Bossun, wanna try going to a offline meeting?
BOSSUN: O-Offline meeting? SWITCH: The Vivage City Code A community planned it. I'm going under the name of Polunka. SWITCH: We'll have a deep discussion and the MVP of the day walks away with a shiny Thunder figure. We can decide who's the bigger maniac there.
pg06:
HIMEKO: Oi Switch, don't even think about it. HIMEKO: Bossun won't be interested in an otaku gathering-
BOSSUN: Offline meeting... HIMEKO: What's that sparkle?!
HIMEKO: No way you can argue with a group of otakus! / Switch, take back what you said! SWITCH: I just sent an RSVP for you. Your handle's Yu~suke, okay? BOSSUN: Thanks Switch! HIMEKO: That was quick!
HIMEKO: I don't care anymore! SWITCH: The meeting's in two days. I'll lend you some materials, study up. BOSSUN: Thanks Switch!
BOSSUN: The Code A artwork and design book... / I'm forever in your debt, Switch! BOSSUN: Hmm, what's this? Code A...
BOSSUN: This is "The Compass of Education for Teenagers"! / Don't sneak in unrelated books in here! SWITCH: Tch, you found out... HIMEKO: I really don't care!
pg07:
RUMI: Onii-chan, I accidentally burnt some cookies! / Eat them!
RUMI: Ugh.
TV: Shian! Use the Plasma Cracker! TV: Rogero!
BOSSUN: Hmm, Sodon's Bahnia total propulsion power... BOSSUN: The Allied Forces' ranks... mm...
RUMI: Onii-chan's an otaku!
pg08:
RUMI: I bet it's Switch's fault! RUMI: I'm gonna yell at that guy! BOSSUN: Ah.
BOSSUN: I almost dozed off there... / I won't be able to beat the otakus at this rate. BOSSUN: I've memorised the books on this side, but... / So sleepy...
BOSSUN: Alright, it's been a while since I used that! / Concentration!
BOSSUN: Equip!
BOSSUN: Whoa, my mind is so clear! / Everything's going in! BOSSUN: Lessee, " This is a message to all teenagers. The rising number of shut-ins is of great concern."
BOSSUN: Hmm? "This is a serious problem in society. The crux is that teenagers these days have low self-esteem, constantly worried about how others see them and thinking that they are not important..."
BOSSUN: This is "The Compass of Education for Teenagers"! / Don't lend me this, dammit!
pg09:
BOX: On the actual day,
BOSSUN: Huh?! Really?!
BOSSUN: Switch caught a cold and can't come?! PHONE: Subject: I caught a cold! ("'Д`") / It's been kinda cold these days, don't you think? / ((;*Д*))o=3=3 *coughcough* / And so, I caught a cold (lol) / I can't come today, lolololol / Take care Bossun! / *achoo* / ('>Д<)3**..**..
BOSSUN: Wait wait wait! If you're not coming, then... / I'm alone? GUY: Ah, Yu~suke-san.
GUY: EVeryone's here, so, GUY: Let's go, shall we?
BOSSUN: ..... / Ah, okay...
pg10:
BOSSUN: I feel so helpless! Damn you Switch, why didja catch a cold now?! BOSSUN: I'm really bad in a new environment for the first time!
GUY: Everyone got their drink? Then, let's have a toast!
BOSSUN; Ch- GUYS: Siegfried!
pg11:
TEXT: What? What was that! Oh, the Ebain Army's verson of hooray! We use it now?! TEXT: I have no clue!!!
GUY: Then, everyone introduce themselves! / Your name, and one thing you like!
TEXT: Oh yeah, self-introductions! Time to appeal to the otakus! TEXT: I'm Yu~suke, and I'm a big fan of Code A! / I think it's the best in Japan, and I know a lot about it! / My favourite combat gear's the Dugg! / Nice to meet you!
TEXT: Yes, this makes me sound like an otaku! GUY: Okay, let's start with you!
GUY: I'm Walos Walos Warabimochi. BOSSUN: What?!
BOSSUN: What was that?! GUY: I'm 38. BOSSUN: He's that old?! GUY: My favourite gear is the Dugg. TEXT: Oh, the Dugg- Not bad- BOSSUN: Argh!
GUY: I like Code A, but actually I'm a fan of the producer, so I watched all his previous works. BOSSUN: He's hardcore! GUY: Nice to meet you. BOSSUN: Help me, anybody!
pg12:
GUY: I'm "Splatter Sandayuu", 41, from Shizuoka. [ TN: Shizuoka's about 150km from Tokyo ] TEXT: That's really far! How much did we want to come to this meeting! GUY: I don't have a favourite gear or character. I like a series itself, so I don't care for moe characters and such. TEXT: Then what's with that shirt?!
GUY: I'm "Only Twenty Thousand Yen in my Account ROFL", 44. TEXT: That's really bad, you know? Especially at your age! GUY: My favourite FNSM's the Jail Storm Attack. Especially in episode 23. I thought the plot was great in that! TEXT: What's FNSM?! Ah, Finishing Move?! Who abbreviates that?!
GUY: I am "Going my Way", 29! GUY: My favourite FNSM is the Frankenstein! TEXT: This guy's overly high! TEXT: FNSM's a standard acronym?!
GUY: I'm "Purple's my Wife". TEXT: Huh? GUY: My favourite writer's Sudou Tsutomu. BOSSUN: Huh? He has a favourite writer? GUY: PoNiReBo's stories are the best. TEXT: I don't get anything anymore! And really, what's with that handle?!
pg13:
GUY: I'm YunYun Bloody Star (remix) @ Suzuki Killer Machine. BOSSUN: Enough! This one's beyond nonsense! GUY: My favourite scene is when Shian used Artemis's Piprick as a political tool, also known as the Majemaro Speech. I think the seiyuus' ad-libs were excellent. TEXT: Someone, save meeeee!!!!
BOSSUN: This world is deeper than I thought! I shouldn't have come alone! GUY: And the last person.
BOSSUN: Oh, erm... I'm...
BOSSUN: Er... BOSSUN: Ah...
BOSSUN: I'm... / Erm, Yu~suke... BOSSUN: I like Code A, I think I know everything about it.
BOSSUN: My favourite combat gear is, err... / The Dugg...
BOSSUN: Nice to me chu... I mean, meet you. TEXT: Let me go home!
pg14:
BOSSUN: It's so embarassing for a non-otaku like me! GUY: Okay, now everyone had their turn. Do get along!
GUY: Let's start off with a song! BOSSUN; !!
TEXT: A song! Yes! The main theme's a cinch for me! TEXT: If I could pull it off, I'll be respected!
BOSSUN: Flying~
GUYS: through the sky! GUYS Flash! BOSSUN: !!!
pg15:
BOSSUN: There's chereography?!
GUY: A blue flame~
GUY: rises!
TEXT: What BOSSUN: The power~ of trust! /
TEXT: What am I doing?
TEXT: I feel so ashamed! TEXT: Why am I mimicking the moves halfheartedly!
TEXT: Ah, that's it! BOSSUN: Excuse me, can I have the mic? GUY: Sure.
pg16:
TEXT: I got the mic! BOSSUN: Shian! The hopeful fighter! BOSSUN: Shian! The useless guuuuy!!! BOSSUN: It won't look awkward if I don't dance!
MUSIC: Chala Chala Chala Cha Cha Chakacha! BOSSUN: Hm?
BOSSUN: Verse 2?! BOSSUN: I don't know how the second verse goes!
BOSSUN: And it's a rap?! MUSIC: Mii Mimi Miimimimi~ BOSSUN: It's too fast, dammit!
GUY: *peek* GUY: *peek*
BOSSUN: .... Ah...
pg17:
BOSSUN: Mumblemumblejumblemumble~ BOSSUN: Lalalalala~ Hey! BOX: After this, Bossun
BOX: Didn't
BOX: Speak a word.
BOX: 10 minutes to the end... GUY: We're almost at the end, so. / Let's say a few words as to that the most important message of Code A is.
GUY: I believe this topic has been brought up countless of times. GUY: While the battles between combat gears are superbly animated, it also tells us the causes, drama and consequences of war to us who never experienced it, ultimately promoting peace.
GUY: Well, that intepretation, while varying slightly from person to person, has been a popular one. I believe we should explore other possibilities, so if anyone has an fresh idea...
pg18:
GUY: Ah, the youngest amongst us, Yu~suke-san, barely spoke a word today. How about you share your idea?
BOSSUN: Eh? I... TEXT: W-W-What should I do? BOSSUN: I'm fine... TEXT: Message?
TEXT: Message Message Message Message
TEXT: Message... TITLE: The Compass of Education for Teenagers
BOSSUN: Code A is... Code A is!
BOSSUN: Code A is a message to all teenagers. The rising number of shut-ins is of great concern. This is a serious problem in society. The crux is that teenagers these days have low self-esteem, constantly worried about how others see them and thinking that they are not important. BOSSUN: But just like war, young men and women each have to fight for their own destiny and believe in themselves and their peers.
pg19:
BOSSUN: So fight on! Even if people around you are more privileged! / For when you step out of the garden of education, a fateful battlefield awaits each and every one of you!
BOSSUN: Huh?
BOSSUN: Eh? I think I just said something weird...
GUY: Wow... GUY: Whoa...
GUY: WHOOOAAAAA!!!!! GUY: Yu~suke san! GUY: What a splendid insight! GUY: I'm moved! BOSSUN: Eh?
GUY: You're a god! BOSSUN: Huh?!
SWITCH: Tch. OUTRO: A new skill discovered?!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28558Translation: Sket Dance 1392011-03-25T02:37:31+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 139: A confusing group of people.
pg01:
INTRO: Back to everyday school life-
SIGN: In the care of the Fujisaki family during the school trip.
HIMEKO: Again with the "common-sounding" series? And this time with names? SWITCH: I think the topic's too vague. Doesn't everything work? BOSSUN: Course not, they have to seem really really common. HIMEKO: Give us an example then. BOSSUN: Hmm, lessee...
BOSSUN: Suzuki Megumi. HIMEKO: Ohhh!!
pg02:
HIMEKO: It sure sounds like there's loads of Suzuki Megumis walking around! / I betcha there's one in this school! TEXT: Suzuki Megumi. BOSSUN: Told ya. / Your turn.
HIMEKO: Hmmmmmm...
HIMEKO: Kai Yoshimi. BOSSUN; Ehh?!
BOSSUN: What was that?! There's no Kai Yoshimi! Actually, I think there's one, but there's no Kai Yoshimi! HIMEKO: Really? I know she exists! BOSSUN: And who starts off with something so obscure! Go with something more common!
SWITCH: Nakamura Mai. HIMEKO: Whoaaaa!! That sounds super common!
HIMEKO: I bet the first girl I find on the streets is a Nakamura Mai! / You guys are good at this! BOSSUN: It's not that hard! / Try again, Himeko!
HIMEKO: Hagiwara Midori. BOSSUN: E-erm....
pg03:
BOSSUN: Look, I know there's gotta be a Hagiwara Midori somewhere, but! There's so many more options! HIMEKO: It's really hard! BOSSUN: It's not, I can think of one right now.
HIMEKO: Hmm? / Someone's at the window? BOSSUN: It's been a while since our last client. SWITCH: Maybe it's an Itou Aya, hahaha.
BOSSUN: I wouldn't be surprised.
HAGIWARA MIDORI: I'm from 1-D, Hagiwara Midori. SKET: A Hagiwara Midori?! INTRO: Coincidence? Inevitability?!
pg04:
BOSSUN: What...? / Army man? BOSSUN: You dropped an army man figure how?
HAGIWARA MIDORI: I'm from the figurine club, my clubroom's on the second floor. BOSSUN: Oh yeah, you guys are right above us.
HAGIWARA MIDORI: I was planning to form a WWII German army diorama, so I was spray-painting an army man figure by the window and accidentally dropped it. HAGIWARA MIDORI: I looked for a while, but I can't seem to find it... / And that's my situation. BOSSUN: Really...? SWITCH: A girl that's into war re-enactment? Seems like this school has many more underground otakus.
HAGIWARA MIDORI: And then I found myself beside your clubroom, so... HAGIWARA MIDORI: If you're free, could you help me look for it too? BOSSUN: Alright, let's go! HAGIWARA MIDORI: That was quick!
BOSSUN: I don't think there's gonna be any other clients today anyway. HIMEKO: We should tell her what we were doing just now when we were bored to death. SFX: *knock knock* SWITCH: Hmm? Another person?
pg05:
HAGIHARA MIDORI: I'm Hagihara Midori from 1-D.
SKET: Hmm?
SKET: ... BOSSUN: Huh? BOSSUN: The same name? HAGIHARA MIDORI: Hmm?
HAGIWARA MIDORI: No, my family name's Hagiwara. HAGIWARA MIDORI: And the kanji for Midori is the same as "green".
HAGIHARA MIDORI: And I'm Hagihara. / My Midori's the kanji for "jade". HIMEKO: Ahhhhh so close!!
BOSSUN: But this is somehow awesome! What a freaking coincidence! HIMEKO: Both of you, shake hands! HAGIHARA MIDORI: Why?!
pg06:
HAGIHARA MIDORI: I just picked up a cell phone from nearby.
HAGIHARA MIDORI: I would've handed this over to the General Office, but I'm still having club activities and you guys were just next door, so can you help me find the owner? BOSSUN: Ah, a lost cell phone... HIMEKO: You're from the softball team? Thanks for your trouble.
BOSSUN: D'you know the owner? SWITCH: I have the same type of phone. You can check for the owner information with this.
PHONE: Ogiwara Midori / Phone no. Info Settings / Add
BOSSUN: ... Hagiwara Midori?
BOSSUN: She's right here. / Here ya go. HAGIWARA MIDORI: Ah! HAGIWARA MIDORI: It's not mine!
BOSSUN: Ehh? But it says Hagiwara Midori right here... SWITCH: No...
pg07:
SWITCH: Look at the pronouciation. It's Ogiwara Yukari. PHONE: Name / Ogiwara Yukari / Pronounciation / Ogiwara Yukari / Number HIMEKO: The kanji's really similar!
BOSSUN: Whoa, this is even more awesome than just now! HIMEKO: Wow, I'm really awed! Who knew this could actually happen? Gimme a while, I'm gonna make some tea! HAGIHARA MIDORI: It's okay! I have to go already! SWITCH: Then we'll keep this phone for now. And now we know that Hagiwara Midori can be considered as a common-sounding name! HAGIWARA MIDORI: WHat was that for?!
BOSSUN: Alright. / What do we do with this... / We know who we belong to, but her phone's here, so we can't contact her.
HIMEKO: How about we pass it to the office, or call her parents? BOSSUN: Switch, any data about Ogiwara Yukari? SWITCH: My data's mostly on the 2nd and 3rd years, but Ogiwara Yukari may be a 1st year.
BOSSUN: A 1st year, hmm... How about we ask Jin or Koma-chan? BOSSUN: Though I doubt they'll just happen to know her... No way it's gonna be that convenient.
pg08:
HAGIWARA MIDORI: I know Ogiwara Yukari-san. BOSSUN: Really?! THAT convenient?!
BOSSUN: You actually know who Ogiwara Yukari-san is, Ogiwara-san?! HAGIWARA MIDORI: I'm Hagiwara... HAGIWARA MIDORI: And I don't know her personally, but my friend mentions her all the time.
HAGIWARA MIDORI: Then I'm gonna call her to ask Ogiwara Yukari-san here, okay? SFX: *beepbeep* BOSSUN: Thanks loads! BOSSUN: It's as if the god of coincidence decided to bless this room today. HIMEKO: You got that right. HIMEKO: By the way, what's her name?
HAGIWARA MIDORI: Hagiwara Yukari. SKET: What?!
BOSSUN: Eh? Isn't Hagiwara Yukari the owner of that phone? HAGIWARA MIDORI: Hey, Yukari, are you free now? SWITCH: No, it's Ogiwara Yukari. HIMEKO: Wait, I'm losing track of who's who here!
pg09:
HAGIWARA MIDORI: Yukari's with Yukari-san right now,so she's coming to collect her phone now. BOSSUN: Ah, that's great... Wait, who's coming again? SWITCH: Yukari-san, who lost her phone. HIMEKO: So confusing...
BOSSUN: Er... You dropped something too and want us to help you find it, right? HAGIWARA MIDORI: Ah, yes! HIMEKO: Sorry about that phone business just now. What did you drop?
HAGIWARA MIDORI: My army man. SKET: Ehhh?!?!
BOSSUN: Phone?! Oh wait, you mean, army man? HIMEKO: That's right, an army man figurine. / Everything just seems so confusing today.
SWITCH: Honestly, with that Ogiwara and Hagiwara stuff, it's so doublesome! HIMEKO: You mean, troublesome! BOSSUN: Don't do wordplay jokes now, please. [ TN: Troublesome is "Mugirawashii" in Japanese. Switch mispronounces it as "Mugiwarashii" to pun on Hagiwara and Ogiwara ]
OGIHARA YUKARI: Excuse me! BOSSUN: Ah, the owner's here.
pg10:
OGIHARA YUKARI: Erm, OGIHARA YUKARI: I'm Ogihara Yukari! / I lost my cell phone right around here!
BOSSUN: You're fast. HIMEKO: Here ya go! OGIHARA YUKARI: Wow! / It's my phone! OGIHARA YUKARI: Someone found it!
OGIHARA YUKARI: Thank you so so much! / To show my appreciation, here's a gift... BOSSUN: No, it's okay!
OGIHARA YUKARI: Here, a Muay Thai figurine. SKET: What?! OGIHARA YUKARI: I'm a big fan of him, cause his name's really similar to mine. He's "Yuuri Mogihara". HIMEKO: Stop making things more complicated!
HAGIWARA MIDORI: An army man figurine? BOSSUN: No, a Muay Thai figurine! HIMEKO: I don't think I can take anymore of this...
OGIHARA YUKARI: Then, I'll be off! Thanks for everything! BOSSUN: Oi! Your Muay Thai guy! HIMEKO: Don't lose your phone again!
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: Excuse me! BOSSUN: Hmm?
pg11:
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: I picked up a cell phone, see. SKET: EHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!
BOSSUN: Come on, again?! And it's the same phone! HIMEKO: Didn't you drop by earlier? YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: No I didn't.
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: Ah, I forgot to introduce myself.
BOSSUN: No, I'm 100% sure you came by earlier! / You're from the softball team, right? YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: No I didn't. Did you mistake me for Hagihara Yukari-chan? / I'm Yahagihara, and Midori's in hiragana. HIMEKO: Wait wait wait!
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: People say our name and face and hairstyle are very similar. BOSSUN: Then just change your hairstyle, dammit!
SWITCH: And the phone's owner is Ogihara Yukari. HIMEKO: Oh my god, enough already! PHONE: Name / Ogihara Yukari / Pronounciation / Ogihara Yukari / Number
pg12:
HIMEKO: How many Hagiwaras and Ogiwaras are there in this school?! YAHAGIHARA MIDORI: Then I'll be off... SWITCH: The most irritating part is that the kanji for Yukari is different, one's purple and the other's green. BOSSUN: God of coincidence, please stop! Go somewhere already!
SFX: *huff* OGIWARA YUKARI: Excuse me! BOSSUN: Who's it this time!?
OGIWARA YUKARI: I lost my cell phone! BOSSUN: Uwaaaaah!!! HIMEKO: What's your name this time?!
BOSSUN: Hm? Ogiwara? / Then this phone... OGIWARA YUKARI: That's mine!
OGIWARA YUKARI: Ah, thank you so much! Sorry for intruding! OGIWARA YUKARI: Ah, / Would you accept a Transformer as a gift? HIMEKO: No, we don't! It's as complicated as it is!
OGIWARA YUKARI: Sorry for intruding!
pg13:
BOSSUN: Anyway... HIMEKO: Case closed.
HIMEKO: Ahhhh, let's just have some tea. / And when did we become a lost-and-found corner? BOSSUN: .... SWITCH: We're freelancers, after all.
BOSSUN: .... Hey, hang on.
BOSSUN: ...Something TEXT: Wow! It's my phone! / Someone found it! BOSSUN: Seems off...
BOSSUN: What's the name of the first girl that came to collect her phone? HIMEKO: Ehhhh, isn't it Ogiwara Yukari-san? SWITCH: I thought it was Ogihara.
BOSSUN: Which is it? HIMEKO: Erm... lessee...
SKET: ....
BOSSUN: This is bad! Let's settle and think through this! / I lost track of everything... HIMEKO: Let's write down the names of those that appeared first. BOSSUN: Switch, pen and paper! SWITCH: Gotcha.
pg14:
BOSSUN: Okaaaaaay, first. / The first person that came to give us a lost cell phone was from the softball team, right? BOSSUN: The Pelorin doll represents her.
BOSSUN: What was her name again? SKET: ...
BOSSUN: Ermmmm... BOSSUN: I think... HIMEKO: The first one was
HIMEKO: Kai Yoshimi? BOSSUN: What the hell?!
BOSSUN: This has nothing to do with Kai Yoshimi! And I bet she doesn't exist in this school! HIMEKO: I don't know, and maybe she does! SWITCH: Let's just use a nickname for now, since we don't remember.
SWITCH: Hogiwara will do. CARD: Hogiwara. BOSSUN: Don't throw in another similar name, dammit! HIMEKO: Let's just call her Pelorin!
pg15:
BOSSUN: And so, this Pelorin-san brought us a phone. SFX: *knock* BOSSUN: And it belonged to.... / Hmm.....
BOSSUN: What's your name again? HAGIWARA MIDORI: Hagiwara Midori. BOSSUN: Aha, that's right! Hmmm, let's write your name down too. / And what were you looking for?
HAGIWARA MIDORI: My army man. TEXT: I've been waiting all this time. BOSSUN: Oh yeah, I remember now! / Um okay, can we put that on hold for a while?
BOSSUN: Then Hagiwara-san, your friend was involved too, right? HAGIWARA MIDORI: Yup! / She's Hagiwara Yukari.
BOSSUN: And your friend, Yukari, BOSSUN: knows this Yukari-san. HAGIWARA MIDORI: Y-Yeah... HIMEKO: What's this chapter about?!
pg16:
HIMEKO: Anyway, the second phone. / Who brought it here? BOSSUN: I kinda remember. / She looks like this Pelorin!
BOSSUN: NO NO NO!!!
BOSSUN: What's wrong with you! I meant the girl the Pelorin represents! / She has a similar name, hairstyle and face as the second person! HIMEKO: Ahhh that's right! / But I still can't remember her name...
BOSSUN: Since we can't remember, let's call her Belorin for now. SIGN: Belorin. HIMEKO: This is seriously tiring for my brain...
BOSSUN: And the crux is, who does the second phone she picked up belong to. SIGN: Belorin. BOSSUN: Anyone got a clue?
SKET: ...
BOSSUN: Why does everybody's memory in this room suck so much! BOSSUN: It happened just now! HIMEKO: You forgot too, moron!
pg17:
BOSSUN: And what's with this table?! / What's this arrangement?! Alice in Wonderland?! SIGN (RIGHT TO LEFT): Belorin / Pelorin / Hagiwara Yukari / Ogiwara Yukari HIMEKO: Screw that, Let's just get who's who right first! / DOn't we have a hint or something?!
SWITCH: That's it, there were two whose names are kanji for "purple" and "green". HAGIWARA MIDORI: Yeah, we have "green" for that lollipop there.
HAGIWARA MIDORI: Oh! The Pelorin is Hagihara Midori! SIGN: Pelorin. BOSSUN: You remembered that instead?! Never mind, let's write it down!
SWITCH: And I remember that Belorin's Yahagihara Midori! BOSSUN: Yes, we got Belorin's real name!
BOSSUN: And the second phone?! SKET: ......!! HIMEKO: What the hell?!
BOSSUN: Why?! Who cares about Pelorin and Belorin! / Somebody, remember the phone's owner instead, dammit! HIMEKO: But everybody's names are so similar...
pg18:
BOSSUN: The problem's this Muay Thai boxer! / The first girl who retrieved a phone gave us this Yuuri Mogiwara, right? HIMEKO: Why can you remember Yuuri Mogiwara!
SKET: Hmm?!
BOSSUN: That girl's name sounds like Yuuri Mogiwara... HIMEKO: Oh yeah! BOSSUN: So... Mogiwara...
BOSSUN: So there's something wrong after all! The phone belongs to Ogiwara Yukari! SIGN: Ogihara Yukari / Ogiwara Yukari BOSSUN: She retrieved the wrong phone!
BOSSUN: ...!! SWITCH: So they took the wrong phones.
TEXT: What to do!
pg19:
TEXT: I-I think it'll be fine!
TEXT: Why?!
TEXT: If we wait here, they'll notice they got the wrong phone and come back! / Then say so earlier!
GUY: Excuse me! BOSSUN: Oh! BOSSUN: Speak of the devil. HIMEKO: She's here already!
KANNO TAKASHI: I'm Kanno Takashi, and I picked up Sugano Kouji's phone... TEXT: Enough, for god's sake! OUTRO: The trouble continues-
The girls' names form the bulk of the running gag this chapter, For comparison:
Name / Pronounciation / First mentioned in 萩原縁 / Hagiwara Midori / pg 03 萩原翠 / Hagihara Midori /pg 05 荻原縁 / Ogiwara Yukari /pg 06 萩原ゆかり /Hagiwara Yukari / pg 08 矢萩原みどり / Yahagihara Midori / pg 11 荻原紫 /Ogihara Yukari / pg 11 (but appeared in pg 10)
Another gag is the things the girls dropped.
Hagiwara Midori dropped an army man figurine, which is called "heitai" in Japanese. A cell phone, which the two Yukaris dropped, is called a "keitai" in Japanese. And "Muay Thai" sounds like "heitai" and "keitai". The 2nd Yukari also tried to give the Sket-dan a Transformer figurine (pronounced "hentai")
Lastly, in the last page, Kanno Takashi (菅野孝志) picks up Sugano Kouji's (菅野孝治) phone.https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28487Translation: Sket Dance 1382011-03-20T04:19:28+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 138: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 7
pg01:
BOX: Suyaki Terracotta's Summary. [ TN: Suyaki refers to fired pottery ] TEXT: Hey, I'm a suyaki terracotta! / Well, I look just like a normal pot. I can't speak, but I'm the storyteller this time! (star)/ I know, I know! Nobody needs the summary anymore! / And I know my name doesn't even come close to sounding like "Storyteller"! / It's not my fault the mangaka ran out of ideas! I bet he just thinks that anything that starts with S and T works! / Anyway, enjoy the climax of the school trip arc!
BOSSUN: What d'you think of Saaya? INTRO: A reluctant Himeko asks!
HIMEKO: Er, I think she's a real tsundere, I guess. BOSSUN: That wasn't what I meant!
pg02:
<NOTHING>
pg03:
BOSSUN; About Saaya... BOSSUN: Er... BOSSUN: As a girl, what d'you think of her, I mean.
HIMEKO: None of your business! Don't ask me that kinda question! BOSSUN: Don't shout, moron! BOSSUN: Just answer me, stupid!
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: I see her as a friend, I suppose...
BOSSUN: ...
pg04:
BOSSUN: Just now. HIMEKO: Hmm?
BOSSUN: I met Saaya just now. BOSSUN: She said she wanted to talk to me.
HIMEKO: Ehh?! Really? / D-Did you... BOSSUN: Yeah, I answered like how you would.
BOSSUN: Then... / She asked me.
BOSSUN: "What do you think of Himeko-chan?", she said.
pg05:
HIMEKO: Ohh... / Why would she... BOSSUN: I dunno.
BOSSUN: She must've got the wrong idea when she saw us sticking together all the time, see. BOSSUN: Remember what happened with Jin?
HIMEKO: Oh yeah, that. / And don't say "all the time", it's weird, man!
HIMEKO: If you were me, HIMEKO: How would you answer?
BOSSUN: ....
BOSSUN: I told her, "she's just a friend".
pg07:
HIMEKO: I see.
BOSSUN: ... BOSSUN: Was that okay?
BOSSUN: I'm not you, so I don't know what the correct answer is.
BOSSUN: What's your answer?
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: Hmm. HIMEKO: Lessee...
pg08:
HIMEKO: I think I'd have said the same thing.
BOSSUN: Is that so.
pg09:
BOSSUN: Let's sleep. HIMEKO: Mm... HIMEKO: Yeah.
HIMEKO: Time to sleep.
BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: Well, HIMEKO: I never thought about that before...
pg10:
HIMEKO: Until now...
pg11:
HIMEKO: Slept well? BOSSUN: Mmm.
BOSSUN: Like a log.
BOSSUN: I'm getting used to your body. HIMEKO: Don't joke about that, please.
pg12:
BOSSUN: Ah! EVerybody's awake now! HIMEKO: Aww, let's change and go to the toilet, now!
HIMEKO: Didja bring the blindfold? BOSSUN: Yeah! / Oh wait, the headphones! HIMEKO: Hurry up!
BOSSUN: Move it, move it! HIMEKO: I made new nose plugs for you. BOSSUN: This feels like daily routine already...
BOSSUN: What's this guy acting cool for?! HIMEKO: Are you supposed to be Tao Bai Bai!? [ TN: Tao Bai Bai's a character from Dragonball who always keeps his arms behind his back ]
pg13:
<NOTHING>
pg14:
ONEESAN: Everyone! / Is anybody missing?
ONEESAN: We're faded, lack of tools now! HIMEKO: It's "We're headed back to school now"!
CHUUMA: If mankind became one...
CHUUMA: It'll be interesting. HIMEKO: What's that despair towards humanity about?! BOSSUN: The school trip's over! Get motivated already!
HIMEKO: Doncha have an antidote for that?! CHUUMA: Maybe... / and maybe not... CHUUMA: Remembering stuff is so troublesome... BOSSUN: I can't see him like this anymore! / Please let there be an antidote!
pg15:
CHUUMA: Ah, I think I have a motivational drug back in my lab... CHUUMA: I'll be so motivated after taking that. HIMEKO: G-Got it, just go to sleep already. / I can't bear to watch him.
CHUUMA: Sorry 'bout that, once we get back I'll make enough Soul Swaps for the whole world. HIMEKO: Don't! BOSSUN: And didn't you say you had a stock back in school?!
CHUUMA: Ahh... I gotta fetch Suzu from my parents' home... So troublesome. HIMEKO: Hmm, something smells... / Hey, there's something on the back of your ear. BOSSUN: Don't do that! BOSSUN: Who the hell sniffs every part of another person's body?! SWITCH: ...
SWITCH: Why did this happen...
pg16:
TEXT: Take care on the way home! / Ciao~ / Can I hitch a ride? / Byebye!
HIMEKO: Now! HIMEKO: Fix us!
HIMEKO: Where's the pills, Chuu-san?! CHUUMA: Just swallow whatever's on the table... BOSSUN: It's for your sake too, y'know?! BOSSUN: Where's the Soul Swaps and motivational drug? / This drawer?!
HIMEKO: Ugh! BOSSUN: There are so many more fishy pills!
CHUUMA: Ah, here's the Soul Swap. / Looks like I had more than enough leftovers from my first batch. HIMEKO: Don't ever make that again!
pg17:
BOSSUN: Let's just get back to normal! / We take the Soul Swap, Chuu-san, take the motivational drug. CHUUMA: Ehhh, which is it? / Maybe this one. HIMEKO: Himeko, you'll feel like lightning struck you, watch out for that!
SWITCH: !!
SWITCH: ...?!
SWITCH: ....?!?!
pg18;
BOSSUN: Ugh.... / Am I back...?
BOSSUN: Eh?! I'm still stuck in this body! What's wrong?! SWITCH: ... CHUUMA: Ughhh...
CHUUMA: Eh?! Why am I in the old man's body?!
CHUUMA: UWAAAAAH!!! This sucks! BOSSUN: Eh? Ehhh?! / Then in my body...
HIMEKO: Ughhh...
HIMEKO: If only everyone would just disappear... SKET: CHUU-SAN?!?!?!
CHUUMA: What's going on here?! SWITCH: Bossun is Chuu-san, Himeko is Bossun, and Chuu-san is Himeko. HIMEKO: What?! CHUUMA: Chuu-san, you took the Soul Swap by accident?! HIMEKO: I want to be a coral in my next life... CHUUMA: Chuu-saaaaaan!!! BOX: So,
pg19:
BOX: The curtain falls on this turbulent school trip.
BOX: And this long, BOX: long,
BOX: Really really long autumn... ROMAN: Since chapter 15! (star)
BOX: And this story moves on to winter. YABASAWA: Awful! OUTRO: Finally, the end of the school trip! ... Wait, aren't we forgetting someone?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28486Translation: Sket Dance 1372011-03-20T04:18:33+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 137: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 6
pg01:
BOX: Scottish Terrier's Summary. TEXT: Woof woof! I'm a dog! Specifically, a Scottish Terrier and I'm the storyteller this time! / Anyway, Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies and they're in the 2nd night of their school trip, woof! / Despite Switch's efforts, the oblivious Saaya managed to approach Bossun (actually Himeko)! /
TEXT: And that's what happened so far, woof! Honestly, I have no idea what these humans are up to! They fight, destroy the environment. caused global warming and more and they don't care! These ignorant humans should reflect on their actions, woof. INTRO: The moment of truth.
STUDENT: Hey, you bought souvenirs? STUDENT: Come to our room, man! SAAYA: Bossun. STUDENT: We have loads of snacks! STUDENT: Nakatani-san, over here!
pg02:
SAAYA: Can we talk for a while?
SWITCH: Damn...
pg03:
YUUKI: What's so interesting, Switch? YUUKI: Oh? Saaya-san and Bossun-kun!
YUUKI: Fufufu, is that a man's jealousy I sense from you? SWITCH: I told you, you got the wrong idea!
YUUKI: Anyway, let's go somewhere and discuss about this. SWITCH: Wait! YUUKI: If you need to curse a certain someone, I'm always ready to offer my assistance. SWITCH: That was unnecessarily creepy.
SWITCH: Wait...
YUUKI: Aren't you coming? SWITCH: Yeah.
pg04:
SWITCH: Let's not interrupt them.
SWITCH: It'll only make things worse.
SWITCH: Let's go have some soda over there, shall we? TSUBAKI: Nyaa!
YUUKI: Switch-kun, I thought you can't take carbonated drinks. SWITCH: After a few tries, I think I can take them just fine.
BOSSUN: Okay... / What's it about?
SAAYA: Yeah, you see... SAAYA: Erm...
SAAYA: Actually...
pg05:
SAAYA: It's not like I wanted to talk to you or anything! BOSSUN: Ehh?!!
BOSSUN: Gyaaaa, Saaya! / Saaya, get a grip! BOSSUN: Saaya!
SAAYA: S-Sorry about that... BOSSUN: Nah, it's fine.
SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: I should stop being like this. BOSSUN: Eh? SAAYA: I should stop being so tsun... BOSSUN: Oh...
pg06:
SAAYA: I wanna ask you something...
BOSSUN: Okay... TEXT: I wonder what she wants to ask.
TEXT: Ah! No way... TEXT: Is this a confession?!
TEXT: I gotta answer like how Bossun would! TEXT: What to do?! What should I say?
SAAYA: It's about Himeko-chan... TEXT: Eh?
SAAYA: What... SAAYA: What do you think of her?
TEXT: Eh?
pg07:
TEXT: EHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!!!
BOSSUN: W-Why?!
BOSSUN: Why would you ask that?
SAAYA: See, it's because... SAAYA: You two seem so close.
SAAYA: So I thought you liked her.... or something.
pg08:
TEXT: Bossun...?
TEXT: What does Bossun / think about me?
HIMEKO: I have no idea.
HIMEKO: I really don't know...
SAAYA: Sorry for asking you such a weird question. SAAYA: If you don't wanna answer, it's fine.
pg09:
BOSSUN: Actually...
BOSSUN: She's just a friend.
SAAYA: R-really? BOSSUN: Yeah.
pg10:
BOSSUN: It's Himeko we're talking about, man! / Just a classmate that nags at me all the time! TEXT: Uwah, why am I saying this?
SAAYA: That so... BOSSUN: That's right.
SAAYA: I see.
BOSSUN: Sa-
BOSSUN: Saaya,
pg11:
BOSSUN: Saaya, / how about you? TEXT: No!
TEXT: Stop!
BOSSUN: What... TEXT: Don't ask her! BOSSUN: What d'you think of me? TEXT: Bossun won't say something like this!
BOSSUN: Do you... like me?
SAAYA: Don't be stupid, stupid!
pg12:
SAAYA: I don't know...
SAAYA: ... BOSSUN: ...
SAAYA: Bossun / You know, SAAYA: I used to not get along with my class.
SAAYA: With this personality and all. SAAYA: It's not like I'm a total loner. / I just can't talk to guys normally.
TEXT: It felt so uncomfortable. / Then one day, Captain told me... TEXT: "Why don't you consult the Sket-dan?"
pg13:
SAAYA: "Bossun will definitely help you.", she said. BOSSUN: ...
TEXT: And then, you really accepted me for who I am. BOSSUN: See ya tomorrow!
SAAYA: Himeko-chan and Switch were really nice too. SAAYA: I felt really at home. SAAYA: Going to the clubroom everyday. SAAYA: Having so much fun chatting...
TEXT: Then, eventually, I managed to fit into my class better.
TEXT: I don't know if I did change, but / my life became better. TEXT: School became fun.
pg14:
SAAYA: So.... SAAYA: The Sket-dan... SAAYA: To you, Bossun...
BOSSUN: Saaya... BOSSUN: It's okay. SAAYA: It's fine now. SAAYA: That's why I don't really know.
SAAYA: I don't know, but I think...
SAAYA: I'm interested in you.
pg15:
HIMEKO: Ah.
HIMEKO: Where did you disappear to! I thought we agreed to stick together! BOSSUN: Hey.
BOSSUN: Something cropped up.
YAGI: To all Kaimei students. HIMEKO: Hm?
YAGI: It's lights out time, please return to your rooms.
pg16:
YAGI: I repeat, lights out. STUDENT: Aww man, already? BOSSUN/HIMEKO: ... STUDENT: See ya! STUDENT: Let's go back.
HIMEKO: Dude, did you sleep at all last night? BOSSUN: As if I could! I was surrounded by guys!
BOSSUN: You? HIMEKO: I was tied up, what d'you think?!
HIMEKO: Whew... I just wanna sleep properly tonight. BOSSUN: Yeah. / But I can't go to the girls' room... / And you can't come to the boys' room...
HIMEKO: Ah!
HIMEKO: I know!
HIMEKO: Chuu-san's room!
pg17:
HIMEKO: I bet there's gotta be a couple of futons here. BOSSUN: Nice idea! HIMEKO: Chuu-san, we're gonna borrow the room!
BOSSUN: Wait, he's already asleep?! / How demotivated is he?! HIMEKO: The pill could last that long?! We're gonna go back tomorrow, man.
HIMEKO: Oh whatever, let's take out the futons. BOSSUN: There's just enough space for two, I think.
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: There's only one!!
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: ....!!
pg18:
HIMEKO: .... BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: What the hell... HIMEKO: Oi, stop pulling the blanket!
BOSSUN: Shaddup! BOSSUN: Sleep already!
HIMEKO: Don't you dare snore. BOSSUN: It's YOUR body! / Just keep quiet and sleep!
BOSSUN: ....
BOSSUN: *peek*
BOSSUN; UWAAAAH!!
PG19:
BOSSUN: So close! / Don't face me when you sleep! HIMEKO: Ah? / It's your face, it's perfectly fine! BOSSUN: No it's not!
BOSSUN: Honestly, you...!
BOSSUN: ...
TEXT: It's about Himeko-chan... / What d'you think of her?
BOSSUN: Bossun. HIMEKO: Huh?
BOSSUN: What d'you think of Saaya? OUTRO: Suddenly, that question...!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28485Translation: Sket Dance 1362011-03-20T04:17:53+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.com136 - School Trip Rhapsody Pt 5
pg01:
BLUE TEXT: What would these pajama-clad girls talk about? / Sweets? Fashion? Or... romance?
pg02:
BOX: Streaking Terai's summary TEXT: WASSUP!! Hi, I'm the Streaking Terai! I'm the storyteller this time! / By the way, "streaking" means running around the streets stark naked! / Anyway, I'm gonna start narrating, okay? / ..... (silence) / Okay, so Bossun and Himeko switched bodies on the bus on the first day of the school trip!
TEXT: They've cleared the hurdles of "changing", "toilet" and "bath" and finally survived their first day! / And so I drew the summary below. / It's easier to understand with a diagram... / ACHOO! It sure is cold outside! BUBBLE ABOVE HIMEKO: She's Bossun ARROW: Switched! BUBBLE ABOVE BOSSUN: He's Himeko! BUBBLE ABOVE CHUUMA: Totally demotivated. BOX ABOVE SWITCH: On alert to prevent this. ARROW ABOVE SAAYA: Wants to ask SAAYA: What do you think of Himeko-chan?
TEXT: How will their second day turn out? Stay tuned! / Oh nuts, the police are here! I'm gonna drop by the station for a while! TEXT ABOVE TSUBAKI: Thinks he's a cat. TEXT BELOW TSUBAKI: Tsubaki
pg03:
HIMEKO: Woohoo!!
HIMEKO: Himeko's body is awesome! It feels so easy to move in!
BOSSUN: Oi, wait up! Don't leave me alone!
BOSSUN: Uwaahh, my first time on the snowboard, stuck in this lousy body... this sucks...
pg04:
TEXT: Please wait, Bossun-dono! BOSSUN: Kyaaaa! Don't come close!
TEXT: I'm going into the bath with Himeko.
SAAYA: Hmph!
HORII: Don't space out, Saaya! SAAYA: Eh? SAAYA: Ah... sorry, Horii. HORII: You asked me to teach you how to ski, remember?
HORII: Alright, bend your knees and drop your hips. SAAYA: Gyaa! HORII: How bad at sports can a person be?!
pg05:
BOX: Switch is keeping track of Saaya's movements. BOX: To prevent her from approaching Bossun (actually Himeko)!
SAAYA: What does Bossun think of Himeko-chan? SWITCH: Why don't you ask him directly?
SAAYA: Hey Bossun, can I ask you something? BOSSUN: Oh, what is it?
SAAYA: What do you think of Himeko-chan? Do you like her? TEXT: Himeko: BOSSUN: Ehhhh?!!!
SAAYA: Eh?! You're Himeko-chan? Oh no, I shouldn't have asked you that! I'm so so sorry! BOSSUN: No no, it's fine! So Saaya, you and Bossun...
BOSSUN/SAAYA: ...
BOX: He can't let such a complicated tragedy happen! / Feeling responsible, Switch thinks he'll have to stop Saaya at all costs.
pg06:
YUUKI: What are you standing there for, Switch-kun?
SWITCH: Who's there! / A evil spirit?! YUUKI: Guess again. / And that was rude.
YUUKI: Do you call every girl you meet an evil spirit? / Also, for someone who doesn't believe in the supernatural, I'd never thought you'd say that. SWITCH: I'll just ignore that and say that you don't mesh with that ski jacket well.
YUUKI: What is it you're staring at so intensely? SWITCH: None of your business. YUUKI: A spirit? Something spiritual? SWITCH: Wild birds! I'm bird-watching, okay?!
YUUKI: Wild birds? In the middle of a ski slope? YUUKI: Oh? Isn't that the President's younger sister, Saaya-san?
YUUKI: Eh? No way... You and Saaya-san? Really? Eh? SWITCH: Of course not! / Let's not talk about this anymore, it'll only get more complicated.
pg07:
SAAYA: It's great that they're close, you know? SAAYA: BUt even so, no way they can bathe together, right?
SAAYA: Though I think they didn't actually do it... / It's not like she's his girlfriend, right? SAAYA: Just because it's the school trip, doesn't mean he can go overboard with his jokes and gags, you know? Totally no delicacy!
SAAYA: In short, the guy's the worst!
CAPTAIN: Y-Yeah...
CAPTAIN: Anyway, I believe they really didn't bathe together. TEXT: Note: They actually did. CAPTAIN: Bossun's specialty is joking around, right? SAAYA: B-But...
pg08:
HORII: Saaya, why are you so mad with that Bossun? / He's that Sket-dan guy right? GIRL: Oh I know them! They're kinda famous!
HORII: But don't you hear weird stories about them? / Like how they broke the windows around the school. GIRL: Yeah, that! / And I heard they blew up the set of a TV show, dressed as the mascots!
GIRL: They lost to Saaya's older brother once, yeah? GIRL: Oh yeah! They're on bad terms with the Student Council, I heard! GIRL: I can't forgive them for opposing Shinba-san! GIRL: Don't they just fool around everyday? CAPTAIN: Hmph.
CAPTAIN: Hold it. CAPTAIN: That's n- SAAYA: That's not true!
CAPTAIN: Eh?
SAAYA: The Sket-dan and I are friends! GIRL: Eh? GIRL: Really? SAAYA: They're really nice!
SAAYA: And Bossun...
pg09:
SAAYA: He's really nice.
SAAYA: ...
CAPTAIN: Saaya, you've really changed after meeting with the Sket-dan. CAPTAIN: I'm glad I introduced them to you.
GIRL: Ah, is that so... GIRL: We're sorry. I think we've said too much... SAAYA: Hmph, that guy's still terrible! CAPTAIN: Eh?!! / Which way is it?!
pg10:
TAKAKO: Oh! / Switch-kun!
SWITCH: Hey, Shimada-san. TAKAKO: What are you doing there? SWITCH: Taking a break. TAKAKO: While standing?
TAKAKO: I sense a scoop! What are you staring at? TAKAKO: Oh ho? Is that Agata Saaya from 2-B?
TAKAKO: Eh? You...? And Saaya? I didn't know.... Eh? SWITCH: You've got it all wrong! / Please don't complicate this!
pg11:
HIMEKO: And then, I got a really great feel there!
HIMEKO: I thought I could fly there, so I jumped really hard! I thought I hung there for a whole minute! [ TN: "Himeko"'s trying too hard with his Kansai accent ]
CAPTAIN: Isn't the way Himeko-chan speaks kinda weird to you? SWITCH: Not at all! BOSSUN: You, come with me!
pg12:
BOSSUN: Oi, stop talking so much? You think you're that good? HIMEKO: Eh? Isn't my impression perfect? BOSSUN: Your Osaka accent's way off! HORII: Captain, where's Saaya? CAPTAIN: She's in the room.
CAPTAIN: Said she wanna be alone for a while.
TEXT: See you tomorrow!
pg13: <Absolutely nothing!>
pg14:
HIMEKO: Whatcha lurking about for, Switch? SWITCH: Hmm? SWITCH: Oh...
SWITCH: Just in case a flock of wild birds come bursting in any second... HIMEKO: Huh? YABASAWA: Ah, Himeko-chan.
YABASAWA: You were here all along? HIMEKO: What's up, Yabasawa-san?
YABASAWA: We're gonna take a group photo with the other 2-C girls in our room! Let's go, Himeko-chan!
HIMEKO/BOSSUN: !!
YABASAWA: Hm? Shall we go now? HIMEKO: Er.... / Gimme a sec!
HIMEKO: What's the plan, boss? BOSSUN: Ermmmm... YABASAWA: ?
pg15:
BOSSUN: A group photo, hmm.. I really want that photograph. HIMEKO: So... I'll go? Promise I'll put on a really nice smile!
BOSSUN: But letting you go alone... HIMEKO: I swear, nobody's gonna touch anything! YABASAWA: ? SWITCH: Objection! It'll be easier for me if you guys stayed together! BOSSUN: Huh? What was that about?
BOSSUN: Just this one time! Don't touch anyone! HIMEKO: I won't! HIMEKO: Let's go now, Yabasawa-san! YABASAWA: ?????
BOSSUN: Whew... / That idiot better not put his hands on the wrong places...
BOSSUN: By the way, Switch, where did you disappear to in the afternoon? SWITCH: Hm?!
SWITCH: ...
SWITCH: B-Buying souvenirs. BOSSUN: Again?! Are you hoarding them or something?! / What's going on with you in this school trip? SWITCH: I could ask you the same. BOSSUN: Shaddup!
pg16:
BOSSUN: So did you find that limited edition Chuupii thing? SWITCH: Nope, the guy at the store said someone bought the last one.
SWITCH: Seriously, who even wants that? BOSSUN: Says you! / Oh wait, Momoka wanted it.
BOSSUN: Hey hey Switch-kun, look at you! Doing so much for Momoka! SWITCH: She asked me to, of course I have to. BOSSUN: Eh? Switch, you and Momoka...? Huh? SWITCH: Oh come on already! BOSSUN: Huh?
YUUKI: How's bird-watching, Switch-kun?
SWITCH: Stop sneaking up on people like that! YUUKI: Good evening, Switch-kun. YUUKI: And you too, Bossun-kun. BOSSUN: O-Oh... g'evening to you too!
YUUKI: Bossu- YUUKI: ?
YUUKI: ?
pg17:
YUUKI: Are you really Bossun-kun?
BOSSUN: What.. What are you talking about, I wonder? YUUKI: No, the aura around you seems different...
YUUKI: Like the soul inside that body is different... BOSSUN: She's awesome!
SWITCH: Yuuki-san, a moment, please. YUUKI: Don't drag me, Switch-kun.
BOSSUN: Whew, good job, Switch. BOX: And now,
BOX: For the first time in this trip,
pg18:
BOX: Himeko is all alone.
BOX: Meanwhile,
BOX: Saaya appeared. SAAYA: Ah. / There he is.
YUUKI: Let me see Bossun again! I know he's possessed by something! SWITCH: Quiet! Please, don't butt into this! YUUKI: No, possession is seriously dangerous.
YUUKI: Someone from 2-F told me Tsubaki's behaving like a cat too. / It must be the work of an animal spirit. SWITCH: A cat? Honestly, you believe that?
pg19:
SWITCH: !!!
BOX: Switch noticed. SWITCH: Uh-oh. YUUKI: ?
BOX: And just passing by was
BOX: Tsubaki Sasuke. SWITCH: !!
pg20:
SWITCH: Th- SWITCH: That's it!
SWITCH: The Niigata limited edition Chuupii figurine!
SWITCH: Tsubaki! / Where did you get that?
TSUBAKI: I bought it at the gift shop, nyaaa~ SWITCH: "nyaa"?
SWITCH: I see, you were the last person that bought it. YUUKI: I advised him to keep a mouse with him to dispel the cat spirit. SWITCH: You told him what?
SWITCH: Anyway! Can you give me that? TSUBAKI: This thing?
TSUBAKI: Okay, nyaa! SWITCH: That was easy! / Your image is really slipping away, you know.
SWITCH: Ah! / I forgot! SWITCH: Saaya!
SAAYA: Bossun. BOSSUN: Eh?
SAAYA: Can we talk for a while? OUTRO: The unavoidable confrontation! Next, the climax!
BOSSUN: ? BOSSUN: Okay... SWITCH: ...! BOX: A fatal miss! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28241Translation: Sket Dance 1352011-03-08T03:34:47+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch135: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 4
pg01:
BOX: Story Tenor's summary TEXT: LALALA~~~ Wonderful! Music is beautiful! As you can see, I am one of Kinshichou's 3 greatest tenors, the Story Tenor!LAAAAALA~~ / HIMEKO: Who are you?! TEXT: And so, I'm going to sing the summary! / Feel the emotion through the song! / In the middle~ of their school trip~ All thanks to Chuu-san~ Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies! / Ah, are you feeling it? BOX: They swapped bodies.
TEXT: THEN SOOOOO MAAANY THINGS HAPPENED~~ / Suuuuuch as changing cloooothes~ and going to the toooooilet~ / BUUUUUUUT~~! Chuu-saaaan, who was supposed to make the soluuuution~~ / Became aaaallll demotivated!! / And then, the announcement to call them to the baths caaaaameeeeee~~!!
TEXT: And soooo~ Will they pass their greatest hurdle yet, "Bathtime [heart]"~~? / Oh and actually, I did not sing at all. HIMEKO: Who cares?! INTRO: Their toughest challenge!... Probably.
pg02:
BOSSUN: What the hell are we gonna do?!
BOSSUN: We have to go to the bath! How are we gonna survive that?! BOSSUN: There's no escape this time! HIMEKO: Huh?
HIMEKO: Can't we just enter normally? BOSSUN: Idiot! HIMEKO: Bwwff!!
HIMEKO: T-This is your own body, man! BOSSUN: I don't care anymore! There's no witty comeback for that!
BOSSUN: D'you get what's going on here? / You're gonna be naked! NAKED! HIMEKO: N-Naked... BOSSUN: I'm so not letting you wash MY body! HIMEKO: Oh... / That so...
pg03:
BOSSUN: Also... BOSSUN: I said this so many times.
BOSSUN: But other girls will be around! BOSSUN: All of them!
BOSSUN: You're gonna go to the girl's bath! BOSSUN: Like hell I'm letting you invade the bath the girls from classes A to C!
BOSSUN: I won't let this manga go down the ecchi road, ever!!
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: ... HIMEKO: ... Hm.
HIMEKO: Let me go, please? BOSSUN: You're just gonna ignore me?!
pg04:
BOSSUN: What was that honest tone for? Did you not hear the "never" part?! HIMEKO: What's wrong with that?! I'm going to the girls' bath in a girl's body! BOSSUN: And then you get to touch my body and look at other girls too! Who knows what else you're gonna do! / I gotta be crazy to say yes to that! HIMEKO: Uwaaaah! I'm gonna miss out on so much! Not that I care about your body, but I can't give up this chance to go into the girls' bath without sneaking around! BOSSUN: Just die already!
HIMEKO: So, what else can we do? / We'll just skip bathing for today? I'm fine with that, you know. BOSSUN: Of course you are! It's my body you're walking in!
HIMEKO: I think your body'll be fine without washing for a day too, you know. BOSSUN: GYAAAAAAAHH!!
BOSSUN: Don't smell me!
HIMEKO: Guwaaahh!! BOSSUN: Don't sniff a woman's body after sweating so much from skiing, idiot! CHUUMA: The world should just be flooded...
pg05:
CAPTAIN: Oh?
CAPTAIN: Himeko-chaaaaan!!
HIMEKO: H-Hey Captain, Saaya! You doing well? I'm doing well. CAPTAIN: Huh? HIMEKO: Ah... Never mind.
CAPTAIN: I see you two are still moving around together. HIMEKO: Ah... um. / Yeah...
CAPTAIN: By the way, you wanna go with us to the bath?
HIMEKO: T-The bath? CAPTAIN: Yeah! HIMEKO: Ah, I think I'll pass, I like a bit of dirtiness once in a while. CAPTAIN: Huh? BOSSUN: Don't say stupid stuff, stupid!
pg06:
CAPTAIN: Let's wash each other's backs! HIMEKO: Wash backs?
TEXT: Himeko-chan, your back's so smooth! TEXT: Yaaaah, stop that! TEXT: Really, stop!
HIMEKO: Oh, okay! BOSSUN: What the hell?! [TN: "Bossun" says that in her Kansai accent]
CAPTAIN: "What the hell"? CAPTAIN: Eh? Bossun, why do you have a Kansai accent? BOSSUN: Er, it's nothing!
BOSSUN: Why did you say yes?! We're supposed to be going to family baths! HIMEKO: My mind went blank when I imagined what would happen... BOSSUN: Don't lose it, man!
CAPTAIN: Bossun, we wanna go to the bath, you know... BOSSUN: Wait! / You can't! BOSSUN: You can't do that!
CAPTAIN: Bossun, aren't you acting kinda weird? SAAYA: Yeah, you have nothing to do with this! Go away! BOSSUN: No, just listen!
BOSSUN: I'm gonna go bathe with Himeko, see. SAAYA/CAPTAIN: Ehhhhh?!?!
pg07:
CAPTAIN: Bossun, do you know what you're saying?! SAAYA: Kyaaaaaa, sicko!! HIMEKO: You lost it too! BOSSUN: Ah... that was a joke!
BOSSUN: I always thought "Himeko is so gorgeous, I wanna see her naked!" and accidentally said it out loud! HIMEKO: Stop making things worse, dumbass!
SAAYA: I'm.. I'm gonna go now! Bossun, you're the worst! Go to hell! CAPTAIN: Wait, Saaya!
CAPTAIN: I don't really get it, but we're going in first! By the way, go to hell Bossun! BOSSUN: C-Captain?!
HIMEKO: What did you say, dammit! BOSSUN: Shaddup!!! HIMEKO: Bwfugh! TEXT: Everyone's confused after the whole thing BOX: He's still observing Saaya
pg08:
SIGN: Family bath
BOSSUN: Hey, you know... / We kinda got used to this, huh? HIMEKO: Yeah...
BOSSUN: The guy at the counter gave me weird looks when I said we're gonna use the family bath. / "Aren't you a Kaimei student", he said. I still managed to persuade him, though.
BOSSUN: And it looks like lots of people are wearing swimsuits to open baths these days. / Thanks to that, I managed to buy this swimsuit, eh? HIMEKO: Yeah...
BOSSUN: So... BOSSUN: We're done!
HIMEKO: Uuuu... What did I do to deserve this...
pg09:
HIMEKO: Uwaaaahhhh!! It hurts! I can't see anything! I hate this! / At least take away the blindfold! BOSSUN: I got it, I got it! / Stop fidgeting!
BOSSUN: Alright, let's go! HIMEKO: What are you covering your chest for?!
HIMEKO: Stop that! You're a guy now, you don't have to do it! BOSSUN: Now that you mention it... HIMEKO: Don't do that pose with my body!
HIMEKO: Stop that! / Move your hands! BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: Let me see it! Okay, that came out wrong... HIMEKO: There's nothing to be embarrassed about, dammit!
BOSSUN: Ugh... SFX: *swing* BOSSUN: Oh...
HIMEKO: What was that "Oh..." for?! / That's my body you're in! Stop being shy! BOSSUN: 'Cause I'm showing you my chest... HIMEKO: That's not YOUR chest, it's mine! Ahhh, screw this!
pg10:
BOSSUN: Let's just go in already! BOSSUN: I'm gonna lead you in with the leash, don't trip.
SFXes: *huff* BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Stop bouncing my body around! My face is getting red here! HIMEKO: You didn't have to tie my feet too!
HIMEKO: And why am I blindfolded again! BOSSUN: No way I'm letting you see my body while I wash it! HIMEKO: I'm wearing a bikini! It's fine!
HIMEKO: Why are my hands and feet tied up, blindfolded and put on a leash?! HIMEKO: I've been dying to say this for a while... / AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MASOCHISTIC?! BOSSUN: Don't...Don't say stupid stuff!
pg11:
BOSSUN: I-I'm not masochistic, you know? HIMEKO: I didn't mean you!
BOSSUN: I'm gonna remove the blindfold and the leg bindings. HIMEKO: Yeah... thanks for the freedom...
BOSSUN: Okay BOSSUN: You got it?
BOSSUN: Don't move around, okay?! / Reply if you understand! HIMEKO: Okay!
BOSSUN: I'm gonna wash your body now, okay? HIMEKO: Okay! / Yes sir!
BOSSUN: Sit. HIMEKO Yes!
BOSSUN: Where do we start first? HIMEKO: I'm getting that masochistic vibe again!
BOSSUN: Shut it! Not another word! HIMEKO: Ah, then from the head... / Please!
pg12:
HIMEKO: Uwaaaaah... This feels great! / Wow, it feels so nice to have someone wash your hair for you! Hehehehe!
BOSSUN: Ugh... This is somehow humiliating... Why do I have to do this... HIMEKO: Ah, slightly to the left! BOSSUN: Though I'm not so against this...
HIMEKO: Ahhhh... I wouldn't mind having this everyday! BOSSUN: Huh?
HIMEKO: Maybe, when I marry in the future, I'd like this everyday. TEXT: Uhyahyahyahya
pg13:
BOSSUN: Huh?!?!
BOSSUN: What d'you think you're saying, dumbass! HIMEKO: Huh?! BOSSUN: Who do you think you're marrying?! HIMEKO: Huh??!!
HIMEKO: How would I know?! / I just said, maybe in the future! BOSSUN: Ah... HIMEKO: Can't I get my wife to wash my hair for me?! BOSSUN: E-Errrr...
BOSSUN: Y-yeah well, you just do whatever you want. HIMEKO: Yeah, I'll do just that, thank you very much! / Why do I even need your permission anyway?! BOSSUN: Yeah, not that I care. Oh, before I forget, go to hell, Bossun. HIMEKO: You too?!
BOSSUN: ... BOSSUN: Tch...
BOSSUN: Eh... / Lessee...
BOSSUN: Okay, I'm gonna wash your body now. HIMEKO: Yeah...
pg14:
BOSSUN: It's different from just now, you might feel something weird. HIMEKO: Okay... BOSSUN: So, don't feel anything! Be an object! / Got it? You're an object! Don't move, you object! HIMEKO: Was that verbal abuse necessary?!
HIMEKO: Don't start getting nervous, and don't let the butterflies into your stomach! BOSSUN: What nonsense was that?! / Can we just get this over with, please?!
BOSSUN: ...
TEXT: If I get too calm about this, I'll be certified crazy! TEXT: Pretend I'm some old dude washing his car!
BOSSUN: Whew...
BOSSUN: We're almost done. BOSSUN: What's left is...
pg15:
BOSSUN: The parts covered by the bikini. HIMEKO: Yeah...
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: Ah, don't worry! BOSSUN: I won't peek!
HIMEKO: I'll look up at all times! Just do it quick! / See? BOSSUN: Okay... / Don't look down!
BOSSUN: Okay, raise your hands. HIMEKO: Yeah.
SFX: *slip*
pg16:
BOSSUN: .... TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN: Note: He's Himeko. TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO: Note: She's Bossun.
HIMEKO: Ugh... Whoa, what's this sensation! HIMEKO: More importantly...
HIMEKO: Can you actually print this?! TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN: Note: He's Himeko! TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO: Note: She's Bossun!
BOSSUN: Whew... BOSSUN: One last thing...
BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: J-Just tell me what pose to do! I'll be a stone! I won't feel anything or see anything! I'm THE stone! BOSSUN: ... HIMEKO: Okay? So what do I do?
pg17:
BOSSUN: Okay, raise your arms. HIMEKO: Okay!
BOSSUN: Feet apart. HIMEKO: Yeah!
BOSSUN: Then... HIMEKO: Yeah!
BOSSUN: Stick out your butt. HIMEKO: Y-Yes!
BOSSUN: Why are you agreeing to everything?! HIMEKO: Who cares, quickly! / And please be gentle! BOSSUN: Huh?!
BOSSUN: Here I go! SFX: *slip* HIMEKO: Yeah!
BOSSUN: ... HIMEKO: ...
TEXT: Enjoy the dialogue and steam. HIMEKO: D'you get that weird atmosphere feeling? BOSSUN: Quiet!
YABASAWA: Isn't that awful? Being tied up like that. HIMEKO: It turns me on!
OUTRO: That concludes the first half! A more troublesome second half awaits!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28229Translation: Sket Dance 1342011-03-07T02:09:09+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 134: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 3
pg01:
BOX: Story Fighter's Summary! INTRO: Summary time! HIMEKO: Who the hell?! TEXT: SHONYUKEN! Hello, I'm the Story Fighter Shounyuu Ken! / And that was my self-introduction, yeah! / And lessee, the 2nd years are on their school trip! / SCHOOL TRIP KNEE! / I just named my new kneeing technique, yeah! / It's this action, while yelling "Hey!" HIMEKO: Just get on with the summary!
TEXT: Well, many things happened, and this is the current situation! BOX ABOUT HIMEKO: Bossun BOX ABOVE BOSSUN: Himeko TEXT IN ARROW: They swapped bodies.
TEXT: And Chuu-san's making the pills to revert them to normal! Yeah!
TEXT: Their first challenge was to help each other change into ski wear! They somehow managed to do so, but! / A few words from Bossun plunged them into their 2nd challenge! Yeah!
TEXT: "I need to go to the toilet."
TEXT: Pushing the limits of the "She's Bossun, he's Himeko" gag!
TEXT: Part Three, will they manage to survive this?! YEAAAAH!!
pg02:
SWITCH: Honestly, even I can't help you this time.
BOSSUN: Don't say that, help us! / Bossun wants to go to the toilet! HIMEKO: Please please please please please! SWITCH: Seriously, this is beyond me!
SWITCH: See, the problem lies in you two. If you let Bossun go by herself, there's absolutely no problem. BOSSUN: Absolutely never!
HIMEKO: I'll put on a blindfold! / Just let me go already! BOSSUN: That won't be enough! / Guys do it while standing up, right?! HIMEKO: I-I'll improvise! BOSSUN: Like hell I'll let you even try!
BOSSUN: You're going to the toilet in a female body for the first time! BOSSUN: There is no "improvise" in this!! HIMEKO: I can do this! / I'm a challenge-seeker, man! If I get serious, peeing as a girl is a piece of cake! SWITCH: This conversation is unreal.
pg03:
BOSSUN: Also, you'll.. BOSSUN: You know.
BOSSUN: It's not that straightforward this time. HIMEKO: Huh?
BOSSUN: Don't you get it! / There's a difference in the ac-actions for guys and girls! HIMEKO: Huh?! / Go straight to the point, man!
BOSSUN: .... BOSSUN: .... You.....
BOSSUN: You'll have to wipe, right?
HIMEKO: Wipe?!
pg04:
SWITCH: I-I can't take this anymore! Please excuse me! Have a good day! BOSSUN: No, no, please stay! SWITCH: I-I gotta buy some souvenirs! BOSSUN: Now?!
SWITCH: It's this Niigata Limited Edition Chuupii figurine, Momoka's collecting the Chuupii series. BOSSUN: Do you really have to go now?!
SWITCHING: Signing off! BOSSUN: Please please don't leave the two of us alone!
HIMEKO: Huh?! What didja say?! BOSSUN: Let's move before anyone sees you! HIMEKO: Ahhh?! And why am I like that?!
pg06:
HIMEKO: I get the blindfold, but what's with the headphones! And why did you stuff something up my nose! I can't hear nothing! BOSSUN: Hey, speak softer. HIMEKO: Is this really necessary?! BOSSUN: Yes it is! You should never see, hear or smell anything in there! HIMEKO: Then how am I... BOSSUN: Shaddup! Just follow my lead!
BOSSUN: Okay, BOSSUN: Let's go!
BOSSUN: To the toilet! HIMEKO: *sniffsniff* And I'm already grown-up...
BOSSUN: Whoa! BOSSUN: This is my first time in the men's bathroom! / Thank god nobody's around! HIMEKO: Quickly, quickly!
SIGN: In use
pg07:
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: Whew....
BOSSUN: So, next... HIMEKO: ...
BOSSUN: Oi, don't move my hands! HIMEKO: Ah?
HIMEKO: I'm not touching anything! / What am I, a surgeon before a major operation?! BOSSUN: Stop saying unnecessary jokes!
BOSSUN: Okay, BOSSUN: Let's remove your pants...
pg08:
HIMEKO: Oi! That was way too sudden! / I feel embarrassed now! BOSSUN: I can't help it! Next, your panties!
HIMEKO: Kyaaa!!
BOSSUN: Stop screaming every single time! HIMEKO: You try having someone else stripping your lower body! / And I can't see anything! This is messed up! BOSSUN: Can it! I'm the one who has to strip my own body with someone else's soul in it!
BOSSUN: Now, squat. HIMEKO: O-Okay...
HIMEKO: ... BOSSUN: ...
pg09:
BOSSUN: Now, pee. HIMEKO: Y-Yeah..
HIMEKO: ... HIMEKO: ... BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: ... HIMEKO: Um...
HIMEKO: You see, I really felt like peeing just now, but... HIMEKO: Now, not so. BOSSUN: What the hell?!
HIMEKO: You kept insisting you needed to pee! BOSSUN: But...! HIMEKO: We went through so much trouble just to get you here! Now pee! BOSSUN: Don't be unreasonable! / I'm super nervous now!
pg10:
HIMEKO: And these headphones aren't turned on yet! BOSSUN: Oh!! HIMEKO: I'm gonna hear everything! BOSSUN: Kyaaaaa!! That's gonna be bad!
HIMEKO: Ah! / I-It's coming out! BOSSUN: Kyaaa! Hold it in, hold it in! I need to switch the headphones on!
SFX: BWOOOOOOOHHHH!!! SFX: *click* HIMEKO: !!!
HIMEKO: OOOOOIIIII!! That's too loud, dammit! BOSSUN: Deal with it! HIMEKO: M-My eaaaaarrrrs!!!!
HIMEKO: ..... HIMEKO: Ugh...
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: ....um... SFX: *drip*
pg11:
BOSSUN: .... HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: ...
BOSSUN: It's taking so long! BOSSUN: How much water did he drink?!
HIMEKO: Uuuu... HIMEKO: ...uu.. BOSSUN: Hm?
HIMEKO: Uguh... / Uwuuuuhhh... *sniff*
BOSSUN: Don't cry, man! / Though I know why! Even I wanna cry now!
HIMEKO: Lower the volume, will you? SFX: *clickclick* BOSSUN: Yeah, sure.
BOSSUN: That's that, and...
BOSSUN: Next... / Ehhhh... BOSSUN: Time to...
BOSSUN: W- / Wipe you? HIMEKO: Y-Yeah...
BOSSUN: Eh... How do we go about doing this... HIMEKO: I-I'll raise my hips a little... BOSSUN: Yeah! / That'll help!
pg13:
BOSSUN: Alright, up! SFX: *lift* HIMEKO: Hm. TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN: Note: he's Himeko TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO: Note: she's Bossun.
HIMEKO: Um...
HIMEKO: ... BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Uuuu.... HIMEKO: Don't cry, dammit!
HIMEKO: Stop crying! / I feel like crying too! / I'm... I'm trying my best to hold it in!
BOSSUN: I-I know...! *sniff* / Let me let it out a little! uuu... / Why is this happening on our school trip...!
pg14:
HIMEKO: Whew... HIMEKO: Ah, then... / could I remove the headphones and stuff? BOSSUN: Yeah sure... / Go ahead.
HIMEKO: *slip*
HIMEKO: T-Thanks... BOSSUN: Don't be embarrassed!
BOSSUN: Now my face is all red! HIMEKO: Try to sympathise, man! Do you know I just peed in front of someone?!
BOSSUN: !!
pg15:
HIMEKO: Anyway, we just gotta pull through til evening! / We gotta work together for now. / Got that? BOSSUN: Ah... BOSSUN: Yeah.
HIMEKO: Now I feel so relieved! / Let's go to the ski slope! / Right n- BOSSUN: Wait!
HIMEKO: Hm? / What? BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Umm...
BOSSUN: I... / I need to pee... HIMEKO: !!
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: ...
BOX: And so! Bossun and Himeko had to go on a peeing mission again! Yeah! BOSSUN: Uuu... / Ugh... HIMEKO: Stop crying! / I wanna cry too!
pg16:
BOX: And the first day of skiing was fun! HIMEKO: Huh?! We're gonna just have one panel for that?! BOSSUN: Even though we're on a ski trip?!
BOSSUN: And, dinnertime-
ALL: Let's eat!!
HIMEKO: Whoa! This looks tasty! I'm starving! BOSSUN: Stop that, stupid! BOSSUN: You gotta stay in character! [ TN: "Bossun" lets slip her Kansai accent while "Himeko" speaks like a guy ]
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: Ahhh...
BOSSUN/HIMEKO: Delicious!
pg17:
HIMEKO: Isn't your tongue super sensitive? This tastes way too good! BOSSUN: Really? Your tongue too! / Tasty!
BLACK BOX: Explanation BOX: Saaya's looking for a chance to ask Bossun what he thinks of Himeko?
BLACK BOX: Explanation BOX: But right now, Bossun is actually Himeko, so Switch, feeling responsible, decides to stop her at all costs! Yeah!
HIMEKO: Hmm?
HIMEKO: What... / What's wrong, Onee-san? [ TN: "Himeko" almost did not use his Kansai accent ]
ONEESAN: Um.... / Oh yeah, Himeko-chan.
ONEESAN: I didn't see Chuuma-sensei at all... / Do you know where he went?
pg18:
HIMEKO: Yeah... / I know where he is. ONEESAN: Is he working? HIMEKO: Seem so... he's taking a while. BOSSUN: But he's not coming for his meal... / We're gonna go look for him!
ALL SFX BUBBLE: *huff* BOSSUN/HIMEKO: ....!!
HIMEKO: Chuu-san! BOSSUN: Whatcha being rolled up in a ball for?!
CHUUMA: Ahh... so troublesome. Is there a point for me to breathe? HIMEKO: I dunno what's going on, but he's completely demotivated! CHUUMA: If everything could just disappear... HIMEKO: What was that show of despair?!
pg19:
HIMEKO: Please, Chuu-san! Make the SoulSwap pills! BOSSUN: Pills... BOSSUN: Ah!
BOSSUN: Chuu-san took the demotivational drug! HIMEKO: Why the hell?!
BOSSUN: Stuck like this? YAGI: To all Kaimei 2nd years.
YAGI: Classes 2-A to 2-C, you have until 8pm to take a bath. YAGI: I repeat.
YAGI: Classes 2-A to 2-C, please go take a bath. CAPTAIN: Let's ask Himeko-chan to tag along! SAAYA: Yeah! BOX: Next, the bath! Yeah! OUTRO: More trouble!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/28095Translation: Sket Dance 1332011-03-01T03:15:13+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 133: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 2
SIGN: Story tailor's summary TEXT: I'm the story tailor. HIMEKO: Who the hell?! TEXT: Yes, I did not mispronounce teller as tailor. / So, the 2nd years of Kaimei left for their 3D2N ski trip in Niigata. / It appears that there was some development in the back of the bus. / Oh, it seems that Himeko-san was carsick.
TEXT: Hence, Chuuma-san wanted to give his homemade medicine to her. / But when he took out his medicine case, there were some other weird pills. ARROW: Switched BOX UNDER HIMEKO: Bossun BOX UNDER BOSSUN: Himeko: BOX BESIDE TSUBAKI: Thinks he's Bossun. TEXT: So, ehem, Bossun-kun and Himeko-san swapped bodies.
TEXT: And so, how will they survive this school trip? HIMEKO: Like i said, who are you?! INTRO: A dangerous school trip!
pg02:
CHUUMA: Listen up.
CHUUMA: I don't have the pills to return you to normal. CHUUMA: Therefore, you are in serious trouble.
CHUUMA: Do you understand? HIMEKO: No shit we do! / By the way, it's your fault! BOSSUN: I can't take this anymore! BOSSUN: I was looking forward to this trip! Why did this happen! SWITCH: This is a sight to see.
CHUUMA: Don't be noisy, brats! It's not like I can do anything about it! HIMEKO: It's. Your. Fault! BOSSUN: Whatcha acting all innocent for?! CHUUMA: Just shut up and accept it!
CHUUMA: Be a man! BOSSUN: I'm a girl!
BOSSUN: What's with this guy?! HE doesn't understand the situation! BOSSUN: What kinda attitude is that! HIMEKO: Ahhhhhh! What do we do!!
CHUUMA: Oh yeah, about that. CHUUMA: I checked out the kitchen, and...
pg03:
CHUUMA: And I found the ingredients to make some SoulSwap. HIMEKO: For real?!
BOSSUN: I didn't see that coming! You can make that kind of wonder drug here?! CHUUMA: I'm lucky that the ingredients just happened to be here. / Though to make shady drugs, it's not the materials, but the skill! HIMEKO: Don't admit that it's shady! / And don't say it like you're a experienced chef!
CHUUMA: By the way, the ingredients are eggs, natto, soy sauce, beef, leeks, sukiyaki stock, and that thing that gives a ocean blue flame. HIMEKO: That was what we just had for lunch! BOSSUN: Are you sure you're not just winging it here?!
CHUUMA: Anyway, I'll get a room to make the SoulSwap. / I brought a beaker and a pipette too. HIMEKO: NOW it's chemistry?! CHUUMA: If this goes well, I'll be doone before dinner. BOSSUN: A SoulSwap's that easy to make?!
HIMEKO: So... we just gotta hang on until you're done? CHUUMA: Yeah, just go ski or snowboard for a while.
SFX: *peek* PRINCIPAL: Wahaha! PERSON: Principal, right this way! CHUUMA: But, remember...
pg04:
CHUUMA: Don't ever let anyone know of this. SKET: Huh?! CHUUMA: If the higher-ups catch wind of this, / there goes my job for sure. SKET: As if i care!
HIMEKO: You get what you deserve! BOSSUN: NOW you're trying to save your own ass?! CHUUMA: Then you know what happens after I get fired?
CHUUMA: You'll lose your club advisor. SKET: Ugh.
CHUUMA: And then, what happens? The club gets disbanded, no? HIMEKO: We get it, we get it! SWITCH: I haven't heard that threat in a while. BOSSUN: I've been wanting to say this for a while, but you suck!
HIMEKO: Eh, where's Tsubaki? / He thinks he's me, right? SWITCH: By me, she means Bossun. BOSSUN: That was complicated...
CHUUMA: Oh yeah, don't worry. I gave him a Hypno and told him to return to being Tsubaki.
CHUUMA: He should be back to normal by now.
pg05:
SIGNS READ "KATSUKIYA"
TSUBAKI: ...
SFX: *pop*
SFX: *gulp*
TSUBAKI: Return to normal! TSUBAKI: I'm Tsubaki Sasuke!
TEXT: I'm not Bossun! TEXT: Become Tsubakiiiii!!!
TEXT: Become Tsubaki, become Tsubaki... CAT: Meow TEXT: Bwecome Tsubaki... Hmm? [ TN: Tsubaki went "nyaa", the sound a cat makes in Japanese ] T TEXT: Don't bwe distracted by a cat! Focus! Fwocussssss!!! TEXT: Become Tsubaki, bwecome Tsubaki...
pg06:
CHUUMA: Just leave the rest to me. CHUUMA: I'm gonna shut myself in, just go pass the time for a while. HIMEKO: We're counting on you, Chuu-san! BOSSUN: We're REALLY counting on you!!
SKET: Whew... / So.
HIMEKO: What to do now? BOSSUN: We shouldn't wander off. / Our cover's gonna blow if we talk to others. HIMEKO: Hmmm, but then...
HIMEKO: We should have fun, it's the school trip! [ TN: Bossun managed to pull off an accurate Kansai accent ] BOSSUN: Eh?!
BOSSUN: What was that! Did you imitate me? HIMEKO: I'm really good at this! BOSSUN: You really nailed the way I speak!
BOSSUN: That's our Bossun! You won't get busted like that! / Aha! I'll try imitating you!
HIMEKO: I can imitate you really well too... er, yo! [ TN: Himeko tries to speak like Bossun, but failed. ] BOSSUN: You're terrible at it!
pg07:
HIMEKO: But we sound exactly like how we should, so it should be fine, right? SWITCH: If you don't say anything more than necessary, yeah. BOSSUN: Nobody's gonna drag us into a deep conversation in the middle of a ski trip anyway!
SWITCH: That's right.
SWITCH: Hm...
SAAYA: What does Bossun think of Himeko-chan?
SWITCH: Why don't you ask him directly? SAAYA: I'll find an opportunity to. TEXT: What do you think of Himeko-chan? TEXT UNDER BOSSUN: Actually Himeko SAAYA: She'll get hurt after asking so seriously.
BOSSUN: Look at me, I'm an idiot! HIMEKO: The hell is that?!
HIMEKO: Hm, what's wrong Switch? You're sweating a storm there. SWITCH: This is bad. I need to intervene. HIMEKO: "Intervene"? SWITCH: I-It's nothing!
pg08:
TSUBAKI: To all Kaimei 2nd years. / You are free to do anything until 5pm.
BOSSUN: Oh, it's Tsubaki. / Looks like he's back to normal. TSUBAKI: Everyone, change into your ski gear and meet at the slope, meow. HIMEKO: Alright, let's go!
HIMEKO: "meow"? / ...? BOSSUN: Switch, you're gonna ski or snowboard? SWITCH: Snowboard ftw. BOSSUN: Ah, I wanna do that too, teach me!
HIMEKO: Where's the ski gear? SWITCH: It's in our rooms, I believe. BOSSUN: Hmm?
YABASAWA: Ah, Himeko-chan, there you are! Let's go! HIMEKO: Oh yeah! BOSSUN: .....
BOSSUN: ... HIMEKO: See ya, Himeko! / HIMEKO: Go to my room, I'll meet you at the slope later!
pg09:
HIMEKO: Hey, where's our room? BOSSUN: Hold it. SFX: *clap* HIMEKO: Huh?
BOSSUN: Ah, sorry Yabasawa-san. / Can you head back first? YABASAWA: ? ... Awfully sure. BOSSUN: Sorry 'bout that.
HIMEKO: What was that for? I wanna go change already! BOSSUN: -for real?! HIMEKO: Ah?
BOSSUN: Are you for real?! HIMEKO: Come again?
HIMEKO: Huh?! What was that for? And I could do that face?! BOSSUN: ARE. YOU. FOR. REAL. HIMEKO: Cut that out! It's a scary face!
HIMEKO: Whatcha being so pissed for?! BOSSUN: You're taking it too normally! You do know you're gonna see my naked body?! HIMEKO: Ah?! Not like I can help that!
HIMEKO: And it's not a big deal anyway. BOSSUN: It is!
pg10:
BOSSUN: I will murder you! You're talking about a female high school student's body here! HIMEKO: Huh?! You think I'm interested in YOUR body?! BOSSUN: What?!
BOSSUN: Also, you're gonna see the other girls changing! HIMEKO: Eh...?
HIMEKO: O-
HIMEKO: Other girls? TEXT: SHould I wear tights? / This is cute~ / I can't ski! / My bra's too tight now...
HIMEKO: Uwaaahhh!! Girls will be changing all around me! BOSSUN: NOW you realise?!
HIMEKO: Of course, that would be paradise for a guy like me! .. but no, I can't take that! BOSSUN: This guy's actually thought of doing it... SWITCH: Bossun's a normal high school boy after all.
HIMEKO: Fine! I'll go change in the bathroom myself! BOSSUN: NEVEEEER!! HIMEKO: Bwgh!!
pg11:
BOSSUN: Kyaaaa!! My body!! / I just hit myself with all my strength!
HIMEKO: Ugh... But that didn't hurt that much. / My slap's so damn weak... SWITCH: This just gets better every time.
HIMEKO: Fine, I'll just change without looking, okay?! BOSSUN: Never! No way I can leave you alone!
BOSSUN: .... / .... It's BOSSUN: It's not a matter of whether you'll see it or not. HIMEKO: Ah?
BOSSUN: You're... BOSSUN: You're gonna...
BOSSUN: You're gonna touch, right? HIMEKO: What?!
HIMEKO: ...
pg12:
HIMEKO: Nope, never will. BOSSUN: Liar! BOSSUN: There was a pause!
HIMEKO: Really, I won't touch. BOSSUN: I can't trust you!
HIMEKO: Cross my heart, I'm not gonna touch! BOSSUN: No way, no way!
HIMEKO: I'll rather die before I do that. BOSSUN: Just touch me already!
HIMEKO: Huh?! BOSSUN: Whatcha being so insistent for! / It kinda hurts my feelings! SWITCH: This is a difficult age for all of us.
SFX: *open*
GIRL: Eh?
HIMEKO: Ah.
GIRL: We've already changed Himeko, where are you going? HIMEKO: Erm, uh, I was pooping! GIRL: Huh?!
HIMEKO: I came here to fetch my ski wear, where is it? GIRL: Fetch? It's inside. You're not gonna change in there? HIMEKO: Y-Yeah, I'm gonna go someplace else... GIRL: Eh?
pg13:
SIGN: Do not disturb! -Chuuma.
CHUUMA: Alright, preparations are done. CHUUMA: Time to start.
CHUUMA: It's partially my fault that it happened, so. CHUUMA: Let's get this over with!
CHUUMA: I don't feel sleepyyyyy... and there. SFX: *pop*
CHUUMA: Now I'm feeling so... CHUUMA: ...Hm? / Eh? CHUUMA: I feel so.... / Hmm...
pg14:
HIMEKO: ... BOSSUN: ...
SWITCH: I see you've brought your stuff. BOSSUN: Yeah... SWITCH: Use the guys' rooms, nobody's gonna come back. HIMEKO: We really got a sucky room after losing that skipping contest...
SWITCH: The only solution to your current problem: SWITCH: "Help each other change".
SWITCH: One person will be blindfolded, the other will change for him/her. SWITCH: It's troublesome, but it's the only way.
SWITCH: I'll keep a lookout, just get this over with. BOSSUN: Okay...
SWITCH: Well, all the best (lol) HIMEKO: What was that lol for!
pg15:
BOSSUN: Okay... BOSSUN: Lessee... / For now,
BOSSUN: Put on the blindfold. SFX: *slip* HIMEKO: Yeah. HIMEKO: Uwah, it's pitch-black.
BOSSUN: Then... BOSSUN: Hmmm... BOSSUN: Err...
BOSSUN: I'm gonna strip you? HIMEKO: Y-Yeah...
BOSSUN: Hands up. HIMEKO: Mm.
SFX: *slip* SFX: *lift*
HIMEKO: What the hell?! HIMEKO: What's going on?!
pg16:
HIMEKO: Erm... HIMEKO: Himeko-san, hey...
HIMEKO: What situation am I currently in...? BOSSUN: Ah?!! / You're in your underwear!! BOSSUN: Specifically, bra and panties! DON'T TOUCH, EVER!
BOSSUN: I'm gonna put the ski wear on you... HIMEKO: Y-Yeah... / Just do this quickly!
BOSSUN: ....
BOSSUN: Whoa, I've never seen my back properly before...
pg17:
TEXT: But doesn't my back look really pretty?
TEXT: So fair! So smooth! / I'm like a Russian!
TEXT: Check out that tight curve! Whoa! Doesn't all of that make it a perfect body?!
TEXT: My body should be in the House of Wax or something! / Like, "Hey missy, why aren't you a model yet?" and stuff! HIMEKO: Oi! HIMEKO: Oi!
HIMEKO: Oi! BOSSUN: Eh... Ah! HIMEKO: Put on my clothes, it's freezing, man!
BOSSUN: ...Tch!
BOSSUN: If I was a guy, I'd go for me! HIMEKO: Huh?! Stop speaking nonsense! I'm gonna die of hypothermia here! BOSSUN: Uwaaah!! Don't touch me! / Kyaaaa!! My body!
pg18:
SFX: *open*
HIMEKO: Wheeeeeeewwwwwwww...
SWITCH: Looks like you managed to change. HIMEKO: First time I've ever got so tired from just changing clothes.
BOSSUN: Anyway, we're finally in our ski gear. HIMEKO: Yeah!
SKET: Let's go to the slope!
HIMEKO: !!
pg19:
HIMEKO: Ahh!! BOSSUN: Hm?
BOSSUN: What happened, Bossun? HIMEKO: Ah. HIMEKO: Ah!
HIMEKO: Erm... / see... HIMEKO: I...
HIMEKO: I need to go to the toilet.
SKET: UWEEEEEEEHHHHH???!!! BOX: How will this turn out? Stay tuned for the next chapter, "Bossun and Himeko goes to the toilet"! OUTRO: Out of the frying pan and into the fire! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/27910Translation: Sket Dance 1322011-02-20T05:20:39+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA.
ch 132: School Trip Rhapsody Pt 1
pg01:
SKET: oh, look at the green pasture~ [ TN: They're singing a Japanese folk song, "Makiba wa Midori" ]
SKET: A sea of grass~~ SKET: The gentle breeze~
SKET: Oh, look at the green pasture~
SKET: See how thick it grew~
BOSSUN: Hoi!
TSUBAKI: What was that for, bastard! INTRO: 2-C, as energetic as always! But why is Tsubaki here? BOX: On the way to the 3-day ski trip for their school trip.
pg02:
TEXT: Ehem, as you know, we have 8 classes, from A to H. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, there are only 7 buses. TEXT: Thus, we will have to decide to split a class to join the other 7 by drawing lots.
TEXT: Attention please! TEXT: Will the class representatives come forward?
HIMEKO: Look, look! I can't recognise the scenery anymore! / We really travelled a long way! BOSSUN: Hey, hey, Chuu-san! It's past 10am, so we can bust out the snacks now right? CHUUMA: Whatever.
BOSSUN: I brought Pocky! You want some, Chuu-san? CHUUMA: Yeah, 2 of them. HIMEKO: Ahhhh I'm stumped, what should be sing next? HIMEKO: How about "Perfume"? But it's so embarrassing by myself, someone sing with me! TSUBAKI: ... TEXT: The chosen class 2-F's rep. BOSSUN: Himeko, you? HIMEKO: Yeah, I'll take 2.
pg03:
BOSSUN: Switch, you? Pocky, I mean. SWITCH: Gimme 2.
TSUBAKI: ...
TSUBAKI: Tch.
BOSSUN: Huh?! / What did you...? Did you just go 'tch'? BOSSUN: Did you want some Pocky too?!
TSUBAKI: I-I don't not want some Pocky! BOSSUN: Which way is it?! / You have "I want it" written all over your face! TSUBAKI: I'm not! I'm not a child, why would I want Pocky! BOSSUN: Pocky's compulsory for long trips! Don't underestimate the addictiveness of Pocky! TSUBAKI: That made no sense!
TSUBAKI: Hmph fine! I have cookies anyway! BOSSUN: Huh?! / Cookies?! That's even more childish than Pocky!
BOSSUN: Not "cookie", but "Kuki"?! What the hell?! TSUBAKI: Don't mock my Kuki Wakame! It's full of fiber and surprisingly delicious. BOSSUN: Do you have to eat that now?! / And don't nickname that as "cookie"!
pg04:
GIRL: Hey, how is it going with Seiji-kun, Tomoko? TOMOKO: Uhhhh, good I guess? GIRL: Kyaaa, I'm so jealous!
GIRL: Ahhh, I wish I had a boyfriend too! TOMOKO: Sacchin, you have someone you like too right? Go tell him!
TOMOKO: I heard many couples are formed during a school trip.
CAPTAIN: Monsoon. SAAYA: Monsoon?! SAAYA: Oh, it's just Monsoon... / What kind of snack is named Monsoon?!
CAPTAIN: Why so spaced out, Saaya? SAAYA: Eh? I-I'm not spacing out! CAPTAIN: Really? Your face is red and you're so restless. / You look like the girl on the "Maiden in Love" chips. SAAYA: "Maiden in Love" chips? It's an actual snack?!
SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: Hey... CAPTAIN: Hmm? / What?
SAAYA: Captain, you're friends with the Sket-dan, right? CAPTAIN: Yeah! / You're too lately!
SAAYA: Yup. SAAYA: Not that friendly though... SAAYA: ... And...
SAAYA: About Bos-
SAAYA: ... / Uhhh, never mind. CAPTAIN: Eh? Did you want to ask something? / Want some "Maiden in Love" chips? SAAYA: I don't!
pg06:
ONEESAN: We're stopping here for 20 hours, don't stray too far! CHUUMA: 20 minutes, 20 minutes!
BOSSUN: I'm gonna grab some takoyaki! Maybe a frankfurt too! HIMEKO: How much are you gonna eat, man! / I'm have some curry rice! BOSSUN: How much are you gonna eat, man!
BOSSUN: And some souvenirs! And a pennant! HIMEKO: This isn't the final stop, you know? / And a pennant?!
pg07:
SWITCH: What's up, Saaya.
SAAYA: W-what?! Nothing's up! SAAYA: Go somewhere else, jerk! SWITCH: Hahaha, I expected nothing less from a tsundere.
SAAYA: .... / Bossun and Himeko-chan's going to buy something to eat, you're not going to? SWITCH: Nope, I'm not hungry.
SAAYA: Why not? Don't the three of you stick together all the time? SWITCH: No we don't. / Why would you think so?
SAAYA: But... Bossun and Himeko are always together... SWITCH: Ah yeah, those two. / I'm independent, you know. Sometimes a chapter passes and I don't even have a line. SAAYA: Huh?
SWITCH: To put it simply, Bossun and Himeko are like Lupin and Jigen, then I'm Goemon. SAAYA: That's not simple! [TN: Reference to Lupin III]
SAAYA: H- SAAYA: Hey, Switch...
pg08:
SAAYA: What does Bossun SAAYA: think of Himeko-chan?
SWITCH: What do you mean? SAAYA: But!
SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: Bossun and Himeko-chan... SAAYA: Seem so close...
SWITCH: .... SWITCH: Hmmm.
SWITCH: Yeah. / Though I'd say they're not involved in a romantic relationship. SWITCH: But I don't know what they think.
pg09:
SWITCH: If it bothers you, why don't you ask Bossun himself?
SAAYA: ...! Don't be stupid! It's not like I'm interested or anything! SWITCH: That so? SAAYA: Yeah! There's no way I'll ask him! Stupid!
SWITCH: Really? SWITCH: Can't you just work that into a normal conversation between friends?
SAAYA: T-That's right... SWITCH: And it'll be easier to ask such a touchy question on this trip, don't you think?
SAAYA: ... Oh, / yeah.... SAAYA: T-Then...
SAAYA: I'll ask him when I get the chance.
pg10:
HIMEKO: ... HIMEKO: Ugh...
CHUUMA: Oh? / Himeko, did you eat too much? HIMEKO: No, I'm carsick... / I can't take buses that well...
HIMEKO: Ah, even though I say that, I'm still pretty sure I can take down the bus in a fight! CHUUMA: No, you'll definitely die! What's with that pride!
CHUUMA: I've got some medicine for carsickness. HIMEKO: Thanks, Chuu-san. CHUUMA: No problem.
CHUUMA: I made it myself, so it should work like magic. HIMEKO: !!!
HIMEKO: Eh?! You made it?! / Then I'm fine already... CHUUMA: No, you're still woozy. / Hmm, where did I left it... HIMEKO: No, really! / I'm feeling so much better now! CHUUMA: Don't lie! Just take it already!
pg11:
CHUUMA: Here you go. HIMEKO: Ugh!
HIMEKO: Uwaaaaaaah!! Stop this, please! / You gonna make me take these sinister-looking pills?! BOSSUN: Hey, what's up? / Ugh! / What's that dark aura!
BOSSUN: Um, Chuuma-sensei, what's this suspicious medicine box? CHUUMA: Ah, it's filled with my shady homemade pills. BOSSUN: Even you admit it's shady! SWITCH: Check this out, there's purple and green capsules. HIMEKO: And don't put a skull on it!
TSUBAKI: Sensei, what's this one for? CHUUMA: Hm? / That one?
CHUUMA: That's my demotivational drug. HIMEKO: Why did you make that?!
SWITCH: I don't see an actual purpose for that. CHUUMA: I made it by accident. I heard that everyone lost their motivation and the world was plunged into despair once. Lucky I managed to rediscover the means to do so. BOSSUN: What the hell are you planning to do?! TSUBAKI: W-What do the other pills do?
CHUUMA: The others? / Lessee...
pg12:
CHUUMA: Here's one to turn you into a kid, this makes you invisible, that stimulates hair growth and the one over there makes your emotions and expressions messed up. SWITCH: All of which, Bossun has experienced. BOX: Makes you into a child BOX: Messes up your expressions and emotions BOX: Makes you invisible BOX: Makes your hair grow BOSSUN: So why the hell are you carrying them in solid form!
TSUBAKI: That box alone would be worth a fortune. BOSSUN: There's still 3 more, tell us what they do! CHUUMA: Oh? You're actually interested?
CHUUMA: The black one, "Hypno" puts you in a hypnotic state. BOSSUN: That's actually dangerous!
CHUUMA: This stops you from being carsick. BOSSUN: You put it in here?! HIMEKO: Don't mix that up with the other weird drugs!
CHUUMA: And the indigo one switches the personalities of 2 people who took it. I call it "SoulSwap". BOSSUN: What?!
CHUUMA: That concludes the introduction to my mini medicine box. Himeko, take it. HIMEKO: Waitwaitwait! BOSSUN: The last one sounds awesome! TSUBAKI: What's with that SoulSwap thing?!
pg13:
CHUUMA: Oh yeah... just nice, you pair of twins are here. TWINS: ?
CHUUMA: Alright, Tsubaki, Bossun. / I'm gonna explain how this drug works. BOSSUN: Hm? / Okay...
CHUUMA: Two people will have to take the SoulSwap at the same time. SIGNS READ 'A' AND 'B'
CHUUMA: Then, they will feel as if they were struck by lightning for a moment.
CHUUMA: This will put what you might call a soul into an unstable state. BOSSUN: This guy's saying it like he's reading off the phonebook. TEXT INSIDE BODIES READ 'SOUL'
CHUUMA: Then, the unstable souls will escape and occupy the other body. What happens next? TWINS: ...
CHUUMA: Their personality is swapped! TWINS: ........
CHUUMA: So try it already. BOSSUN: Never!
pg14:
BOSSUN: You want us to take that crazy drug in this bus?! Hell no! CHUUMA: I need a pair of twins for this experiment, it'll have a higher success rate! BOSSUN: Experiment? Success rate? / Did you even test this drug before?!
CHUUMA: Yeah. / It went very well with my mice. BOSSUN: Mice?!
BOSSUN: How can you tell if their personalities swapped?! CHUUMA: Of course I do! Mickey and Algernon did swap! / Take it, dammit! BOSSUN: No way! / And you do realise we're on the way to a school trip?!
HIMEKO: SHADDUP, ALL OF YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LITERALLY DYING HERE?! SILENCE! BOSSUN: Eh?!!
HIMEKO: Just take the damn pill already!! BOSSUN: Ehhhh??!!!
CHUUMA: 'Kay CHUUMA: Take it. TWINS: ... TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN'S HEAD: Why...
SFX: *opens*
SFX: *gulp* CHUUMA: ... CHUUMA: H-How do you feel?
CHUUMA: Whoaaa!!
CHUUMA: They look like they've just got struck by lightning! CHUUMA: That's good! CHUUMA: And then...
CHUUMA: Yes! They fainted! SWITCH: We're doing something really crazy at the back of the bus.
TSUBAKI: ... Hm?
SWITCH: Alright, Tsubaki woke up! TSUBAKI: Mmmmmmm... CHUUMA: Yes, and now you should be Bossun!
pg16:
TSUBAKI: *clickclackclickclack* / Chuu-san, did it work? CHUUMA: Bossuuuuuuunnn!!!
TSUBAKI: Uwah, my body's beside me! CHUUMA: Success!!
CHUUMA: So Tsubaki should be inside Bossun! CHUUMA: C'mon, wake up already! SWITCH: And the actual school trip hasn't even started yet.
BOSSUN: The hell is this? [ "Bossun" speaks in a Kansai accent ]
TSUBAKI: ??!!!
CHUUMA: "The hell is this"? TWINS: ?!?!?!?!?!
pg17:
CHUUMA: What was that? BOSSUN: Ah! BOSSUN: My body's right there!
HIMEKO: Kyaaaaa!! Why am I in Bossun! CHUUMA: W-Wait! What's going on!
CHUUMA: Then, who's in here? TSUBAKI: Isn't it Himeko? BOSSUN: No, I'm right here?
BOSSUN: Me and Bossun are right here, so that'll be Tsubaki? TSUBAKI: Rather, why is she asleep too?! HIMEKO: Mmmmm... SWITCH: Ohh, she's waking up.
CHUUMA: W-Who are you?
HIMEKO: I'm Bossun...? ALL: Ehhhhhh?!?!
CHUUMA: Wait, let's get this straight! Who's who now?! HIMEKO: I wanna know myself! BOSSUN: What the heck's going on!? TSUBAKI: I'm Bossun!! SWITCH: This is no laughing matter, Chuu-san! CHUUMA: Switch, you have nothing to do with this! Shaddup!
pg18:
CHUUMA: ...So, / Somehow,
CHUUMA: It became like this. BOX: Took the SoulSwap by accident. BOX: Took the SoulSwap. BOX: Took the Hypno by accident.
SWITCH: Simply put, Bossun and Himeko switched, while Tsubaki is convinced that he's Bossun. CHUUMA: Yeah... tch.
CHUUMA: This one's just irritating. TSUBAKI: What?! TSUBAKI: It's your fault for giving me the wrong pill!
CHUUMA: Not like it was on purpose. / Those two look alike. TSUBAKI: You made them, dammit!
CHUUMA: A-Anyway, since they all work, I'll just return you to normal.
CHUUMA: It's easy, see. TEXT BESIDE TSUBAKI: Hypno -> Tell him to turn back into Tsubaki. TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO AND BOSSUN: SoulSwap. Swap. CHUUMA: Tsubaki will take Hypno again, Himeko and Bossun will take the Soulswap. HIMEKO: That's it! BOSSUN: Then let's do it already!
CHUUMA: Then, the SoulSwap...
CHUUMA: .....? CHUUMA: Hm? / Eh?
pg19:
CHUUMA: Ah. ALL: Huh?!
HIMEKO: Huh?! / Did you just say "Ah."?! What was that "ah." for?! BOSSUN: What's wrong?!
CHUUMA: Ah.... Hahaha... CHUUMA: You see...
CHUUMA: Now that I've checked it.... CHUUMA: Seems that they're all Hypnos... They look alike, y'know?
CHUUMA: So... SFX: *gulp* CHUUMA: Erm...
CHUUMA: Looks like you won't be returning to normal anytime soon... / Hahaha... SFX: *badump* x4 CHUUMA: So, my bad, but...
CHUUMA: Stay like that for the next 3 days, yeah? ALL: UWEEEEEHHHHHHHH???!?!! OUTRO: The curtains open to a complicated school trip!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/27850Translation: Sket Dance 1312011-02-18T10:58:36+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA
ch 131: Skip!
pg01:
INTRO: This homeroom session is about...? CHUUMA: So, you guys...
CHUUMA: It's the school trip next week! CLASS 2-C: YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
BOSSUN: YEAAAAAH, YEAAAAAH !!! OHHH YEAAAAAAHH!!!! HIMEKO: Bossun, you're too excited! Calm down a little, man! CHUUMA: Shaddup, brats!
CHUUMA: I think you know, but our school trip is always a ski trip at Niigata. BOSSUN: Why a ski trip, though? HIMEKO: Yeah, usually it's Kyoto or Okinawa.
CHUUMA: Don't be selfish, d'you know the mangaka doesn't have time to actually go to Kyoto or Okinawa to gather material for that? BOSSUN: Huh? / Whatcha talking about? HIMEKO: He's going off track now.
CHUUMA: He just so happened to go to a ski trip in Niigata with his editor, so he went "Oh well, I'll just use these pictures we have as material, if only I had time to go to better places..." BOSSUN: Enough, enough! HIMEKO: Who are you, man!
CHUUMA: Rather, how long is this manga gonna be stuck in autumn? BOSSUN: Chuu-san, please, stop!
pg02:
SIGN: 2-B JASON: Now,
JASON: the rooms each class occupies haven't been decided yet. BOX: 2-B's teacher-in-charge, Jason-sensei.
BOX: Still in a dating slump {star} JASON: By tradition, / We'll decide the rooms with a little bit of recreation... 2-B: Yesterday's date didn't go so well, huh...
CAPTAIN: Jason-sensei, I'll continue the explanation! JASON: Oh, Takahashi-san... / please do... 2-B: That's the class rep for you! 2-B: Good job, Captain!
CAPTAIN: Alright everybody, listen up! The rooms are ranked! / A-rank would be super awesome! D-rank would be super pathetic! CAPTAIN: And to decide who gets what...
CAPTAIN: Naturally, a skipping contest involving the whole class! 2-B: Why?!
pg03:
2-B: Sk-Skipping?! 2-B: Do we really have to do it like that?! SAAYA: ... CAPTAIN: Based on the number of consecutive skips! 2-B: This is a messed-up school!
CAPTAIN: The contest's in 4 days time! We're aiming for the top! Let's practice for half an hour after school, yeah? CAPTAIN: That's my super atheletic class! / And, what's this crazy mood now?!
CAPTAIN: Then, let's decide who swings the rope! / Any volunteers? SAAYA: Yes!
CAPTAIN: Eh?
GIRL: Saaya. are you serious? SAAYA: Yeah, I wanna do it! 2-B: Agata's gonna do it? 2-B: For real?
HORII: Agata-san, do you know how heavy a responsibility it is?
pg04:
HORII: It's the most important role. BOX: Girl's volleyball team member Hori'i Kanako HORII: We need a tall guy with stamina and atheletic sense. / You won't cut it.
SAAYA: We won't know til we try it! HORII: No, we already know! 2-B: Whoa, Saaya vs Horii... 2-B: 2 tsun girls...
HORII: And Agata-san...
HORII: Isn't it just because you don't want to skip?
ALL: ...
CAPTAIN: Oh, CAPTAIN: That's right...
CAPTAIN: Saaya's terrible at sports... INTRO: So that's it... SAAYA: ...
pg05:
2-B: Okay, / One more time!
2-B: Ready... / Go!
2-B: One! [SFX text reads *smack*] 2-B: Ehhhh?!!
2-B: Wait wait, who was that! SAAYA: Me, I'm sorry... 2-B: Oi oi! 2-B: Saaya again?! 2-B: Who screws up the FIRST jump anyway?
2-B: We've been going "One! *smack*" all this time! SAAYA: E-Er.... 2-B: Please get it right, just once!
2-B: A Saaya that isn't tsun is...! GUY: W-Well, we still got time! GUY: Yeah, let's work together!
pg06:
HORII: Why is everyone going so easy on her? CAPTAIN: Horii... HORII: This is a team contest! We can't afford to even have one person being a burden to us!
HORII: Messing up even the first jump, that goes beyond poor atheletic sense. HORII: You're just plain careless!
SAAYA: I know it's my fault... SAAYA: But I'm trying my best here... HORII: Anyway,
HORII: Agata-san, can you even ski? SAAYA: N-Not at all... HORII: Thought so. I don't think you can even with practice, too.
HORII: I wonder if you really have to go for the school trip. HORII: Honestly, you're trouble for us.
2-B: Oi enough, Horii! SAAYA: ... HORII: What? It's true, right? 2-B: You didn't have to be so blunt! CAPTAIN: Don't let it get to you, Saaya.
CAPTAIN: Alright, let's continue with practice! CAPTAIN: Horii, don't say anything bad too, alright? HORII: Hmph! SAAYA: Wait!
pg07:
SAAYA: Who cares about a childish thing like skipping! I'm outta here, I quit! 2-B: Uwah, here we go again, more trouble!
SAAYA: The unatheletic old me will just watch. SAAYA: Try your best, hmph! See you! TEXT BESIDE GIRL'S HEAD: This girl...
SAAYA'S UNIFORM SAYS SAAYA
GUY: Ahhh, she did it again. GIRL: Not like we haven't seen this before, yeah?
2-B: She's gonna go practice secretly.
2-B: By the way, hasn't she become more cheerful these days? 2-B: Yeah, she's easier to talk to now. 2-B: Would've liked to know more about her earlier, man.
CAPTAIN: Fufufu, seems like it's working.
CAPTAIN: I bet she's going there right now.
pg08:
SIGN: Sket-dan Open for consultation! SAAYA: And so...
SAAYA: I said something I shouldn't have, / So I'm gonna practice secretly. BOSSUN: Again?
SAAYA: But..... but! BOSSUN: No way you can practice with us! HIMEKO: Saaya-chan, you should go back to your class. SAAYA: But, we can't get anything done with me around!
SAAYA: I don't wanna cause trouble for anyone anymore... BOSSUN: Hmmm....
SAAYA: So I need to learn how to skip by my own. BOSSUN: From scratch?!
BOSSUN: WHo knew you sucked at sports that badly... HIMEKO: What's your grade for PE? You know, the 1 to 5 thing.
SAAYA: Try harder! BOSSUN: Try harder?!
BOSSUN: That grade exists?! SAAYA: I think it's below 1. HIMEKO: How bad can you be?!
pg09:
BOX: And thus begins Saaya's skipping training.
TEXT: It's tough to start with that huge rope, so let's practice with the 2 of us. TEXT: Jump into my rope, okay? TEXT: Okay.
TEXT: Little missy~ TEXT: Come in~ [TN: Bossun's singing a song Japanese children sing while skipping.]
TEXT: Let's go!
TEXT: Little missy~ TEXT: Come in~
TEXT: Let's go!
TEXT: Little missy~ TEXT: Come in~
TEXT: Let's go!
TEXT: Leetle misshhyyy.... HIMEKO: Just hop in already!
HIMEKO: What the hell was that! / It's just Bossun skipping and jumping alone! SAAYA: S-Sorry, I can't catch the timing... HIMEKO: How many things can you not do?!
pg10:
[Absolutely nothing!]
pg11:
SAAYA: Why are you helping me so much?
BOSSUN: Cause you're giving it your all.
SAAYA: Tomorrow... SAAYA: I'll do my best.
pg12:
BOX: And on the day of the mass skipping contest...
TAKAKO: 6 classes have taken their turn, and leading the pack, 2-F, led by Tsubaki-kun, with 78 times! TAKAKO: Let's see if this record can be broken!
TAKAKO: There's only the sports loving 2-B and confident, united 2-C left! GUY: You fine, Saaya? You're sweating buckets. SAAYA: I-It's not like I'm nervous or anything!
TAKAKO: Let us begin!
2-B: Ready, go!
BOSSUN: Go for it, Saaya!
2-B: 1!
pg13:
2-B: 2! 2-B: 3! 2-B: 4! ALL: Whoaaa!!
GUY: They're in sync! 2-B: 5! 2-B: 6! GUY: That's 2-B for you!
2-B: 7! SAAYA: *huff* SAAYA: *huff* 2-B: 8!
2-B: 9! HORII: This girl...
2-B: 10!!! BOSSUN: You're doing great, Saaya!!
TAKAKO: 2-B's really racking it up! TAKAKO: They're on a great rhythm!
GUY: That's great, Saaya! GUY: When did you... SAAYA: D-Don't talk to me now!
pg14:
2-B: 71! TAKAKO: They're still going strong! 2-B: 72! TAKAKO: Can they break the record?! 2-B: 73!
2-B: 75!
2-B: 76! TEXT: My legs...
2-B: 77! TEXT: I'm almost...
2-B: Seventy ei-
pg15:
TAKAKO: Aaaaand that's the end! TAKAKO: Ahhh, just one more shy from 78!
SFX: *huff* SFX: *huff*
SFX: *huff* SFX: *huff*
SAAYA: Sorry, SAAYA: That was me...
2-B: What are you saying! 2-B: That's awesome, Agata! SFX: *clap* 2-B: Wahahahaha! 2-B: How did you get so good! 2-B: Good work, Saaya!
pg16:
TAKAKO: Time for the last class! / 2-C! Please get ready!
HORII: Wait.
HORII: Why did you lie?
pg17:
HORII: I was the one that messed up...
SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: It doesn't matter right? SAAYA: Trivial stuff like that.
HORII: I-It matters! / After what I said, to think that I screwed up... / Then having you cover for me... SAAYA: You're noisy!
SAAYA: Is it really that important?! HORII: !
SAAYA: Not that I don't know... SAAYA: We're too alike, see.
SAAYA: But, / It's okay to trip over sometimes.
pg18:
SAAYA: So, SAAYA: It doesn't matter who did what, right?
HORII: I'm so sorry, Saaya.
SAAYA: Oh yeah, Horii! / I gotta ask you for a favour.
HORII: What is it?
SAAYA: Teach me how to ski! BOSSUN: Alright, let's get it on the road, 2-C!
pg19:
BOSSUN: Let's show them how good we are when it comes to teamwork!
BOSSUN: We're not just gonna gun for 79! BOSSUN: It's 100!
BOSSUN: Jump til your legs wither if you have to!
BOX: In December, 2-C: Ready, go!
BOX: Kaimei's 2nd years 2-C: One! 2-C: Ehhhh?!!!
TEXT: Will be off on their school trip! HIMEKO: The hell's with you, dammit! OUTRO: Saaya, good job! Bossun, it's okay, it's the usual you! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/27789Translation: Sket Dance 1302011-02-15T14:18:30+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comch 130: Tsubaki's lame T-shirt collection
pg01:
SIGN: Student Council INTRO: The usual student council meeting...
TSUBAKI: Ahhhhh, it's somehow hot today. TSUBAKI: I think I'll just take off my shirt.
TSUBAKI: Even though we're supposed to wear our uniforms at all times in school, please overlook this this time. SHIRT READS "ORDER" TSUBAKI: Ahhhh it's so hot...
STUDENT COUNCIL: Here's one of Tsubaki's lame T-shirts again!
pg02:
TSUBAKI: By the way, Shinba-san.
SHINBA: W-What is it, Tsubaki-chan? TSUBAKI: What's the most important thing to make a better school?
TSUBAKI: Eh? What about me? TSUBAKI: I think it should be "order", no?
STUDENT COUNCIL: He's trying to draw attention to that shirt! SHINBA: Y-Yeah, sure...
pg03:
BOX: Here's an explanation for "Tsubaki's Lame T-shirts". BOX: Tsubaki Sasuke's "secret" hobby is to make original T-shirts.
BOX: He uses a DIY T-shirt print kit with his designs (somehow, they're all just 2 kanji characters)
BOX: During the Gachinko Vivage Battle, it was "regulation". SHIRT READS "REGULATION"
BOX: During the Kaimei Rock Festival, it was "Turning Boulder" (i.e. Rock n' Roll). SHIRT READS "Turning Boulder".
BOX: Legend has it that most people are unable to say something appropriate when it comes to Tsubaki's T-shirts.
AGATA: Oho?
AGATA: You made another shirt again, Tsubaki? TSUBAKI: Ah, you noticed? I wasn't showing it on purpose, though!
pg04:
AGATA: Yeah, and it's as lame as ever.
INTRO: He actually said it!!!
pg05:
BOSSUN: .... BOSSUN: .... so,
BOSSUN: Why did you come here? TSUBAKI: ...
HIMEKO: My my, looks like you're starting to rely on your older brother, Tsubaki! I'm gonna brew some delicious tea, just gimme a moment! BOSSUN: Why are you so enthusiastic all of the sudden!
TSUBAKI: I-it's not like I came here in need of help. / I know you make your own T-shirts, right? BOSSUN: Hmm? Yeah. / Like this one?
BOSSUN: What, you want one too? TSUBAKI: I don't!
BOSSUN: You can get them from the Jump shops* around the country, you know. [ *TN: A Jump shop or Mekke sells merchandise based on manga in Weekly Jump ] SWITCH: You can buy it over the net in Mekke! too. TSUBAKI: You can't say that! / And what's this product placement!
pg06:
TSUBAKI: Let me have a closer look.
TEXT: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
TEXT: I see, it's really good. / Our tastes are different, so I can't be sure, but / The print is of high-quality. / So that's what the President was talking about. / It's the difference is printing quality! AGATA: Just go look at Fujisaki's T-shirts!
TSUBAKI: Fujisaki, / did you make this with a DIY print kit? BOSSUN: Huh?!
BOSSUN: What the hell is that?! SWITCH: It's something that uses a screen and some special ink to print designs on T-shirts. BOSSUN: Oh, that. I used one a long long time ago.
BOSSUN: Not this one though. / I asked my mom to help me make this. TSUBAKI: You asked your mom?
TSUBAKI: You made Akane-san use such a kit to make that T-shirt for you? / You should do it yourself, fool! BOSSUN: You got the wrong idea!
pg07:
BOSSUN: Mom's a designer, so she asked a supplier she knows to make this.
BOSSUN: Isn't that awesome? The quality's as good as what you find in stores!
TEXT: ... Un-
TEXT: Unfair!!!
TSUBAKI: That's unfair! BOSSUN: What is?!
TSUBAKI: I see now, this is what the President meant! / You used your mother's connections to make high quality T-shirts! BOSSUN: What the hell are you rambling about!
TSUBAKI: Can I ask Akane-san to make a T-shirt for me too??!! BOSSUN: Ehhhhhh?!!
TSUBAKI: I told the president I'd make a cool shirt that'll surprise him! Then, / " If you actually can do that, I'll wear it and say it's stylish!" / He promised! BOSSUN: How the hell did that happen?!
pg08:
TSUBAKI: Why are you here? BOSSUN: Huh?
BOSSUN: It's cause I'm bored... rather, I'm free to be anywhere I like, dammit! TSUBAKI: You're distracting me from thinking up a great design! BOSSUN: Then you just have crappy willpower! TSUBAKI: What did you say?!
TSUBAKI: Tch, fine. Just don't get in my way. BOSSUN: Yeah, I'm here to relax, I could care less about you. TSUBAKI: Just say it, you're bored to bits!
pg09:
SFX: *pssshhhh*
TEXT: Why did he pour black ink?
TEXT: He's prepared do calligraphy?! TEXT: Is this the beginning of the legendary "Lame T-shirt"?!
BOSSUN: ...
pg10:
BOSSUN: So... SHIRT READS "ENDLESS SUMMER" BOSSUN: So lame!
TEXT: It's beyond crappy! Just 2 kanji chracters! And it's handwritten by an amateur! TEXT: And why "Endless Summer"?! Who the hell will walk around like that?!
TEXT: And what's with that satisfied look?! It's not as good as you think it is, dude!
BOSSUN: Oi... BOSSUN: Oi. TSUBAKI: Hmm?
TSUBAKI: Don't speak to me. / Didn't I tell you not to distract me? BOSSUN: No... I just wanna know something.
BOSSUN: Why "Endless Summer"?
TSUBAKI: ...
TSUBAKI: You want to hear my reasoning? BOSSUN: ... No. / Hmm, actually, tell me why, I'm really curious now.
pg11:
TSUBAKI: I didn't have a theme this time, so I asked the President. / "Lessee... How about "summer"?" / , he said. TEXT: I wanted to ask, why kanji?
TSUBAKI: See how powerful these words are! BOSSUN: Erm, / Well... BOSSUN: That's not what I asked.
BOSSUN: Just because the theme is "summer", you didn't have to just write "Endless Summer" and call it a day.
BOSSUN: Actually, BOSSUN: Just words doesn't count as a design, yeah?
TSUBAKI: T-THAT'S RIIIIIIGHT!!!
pg12:
TEXT: That's it! I was too obsessed with the word "summer"! TEXT: I should've have gone for a more abstract approach, like picking a motif that that pertains to summer and build around that!
BOSSUN: You see... TSUBAKI: Not another word! TSUBAKI: I understand already! BOSSUN: Eh?!
TEXT: I see now, just words doesn't cut it, I need to use illustrations to expand my designing skills! TEXT: Fujisaki, still as profound as ever!
TEXT: But, I haven't lost!
SHIRT SAYS "SEA".
BOSSUN: He so did not get it--!!!!
pg13;
TEXT: This guy has literally no artistic sense! He just changed the word to "sea"! TEXT: No! It's just that he has a too rigid way of thinking! That's the type of person who's the most unsuitable for design!
TEXT: There's that stupid satisifed look again! TEXT: I bet he thinks that he was really artistic there!
TEXT: The hell are those sticks? Bracken?! TEXT: What does a plant have to do with summer?
TSUBAKI: How's this, Fujisaki! I've added a drawing of waves this time! TEXT: ...waves? Those are waves?! TEXT: So this is a surfer?! I thought it was a pixie trapped between some vegetables!
TEXT: Dammit, it's getting tougher to resist making fun of this! I wanna go home! TEXT: He's looking this way! Is he looking for an opinion? He told me not to butt in! BOSSUN: Ehem... / *coughcough*
BOSSUN: Lessee... BOSSUN: It's fine, but...
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Why kanji?
pg14:
TSUBAKI: What about it! I like the kanji theme! Isn't it fine! BOSSUN: No, not that... / It's just that it looks like those T-shirts for foreigners, you know? SHIRTS: TOKYO HOME SHOGUN SAMURAI FUURINKAZAN SOUL The one at the left says FESTIVAL BOSSUN: I'm scared that one day you'll end up writing "Ichiban!" or something. / I know it's your trademark and all, but just using kanji is really a beginner trick.
BOSSUN: Can't you use English?
TEXT: I forgot about that!!
TEXT: I can't believe I overlooked that! I got too used to using kanji! What a stupid thing! If I didn't get over this habit of mine, I'll never create my original style! TEXT: English alphabets! They'll make my designs more varied! Why couldn't I see this before? Now I'm ashamed of just using kanji!
pg15:
BOSSUN: Also...
BOSSUN: Isn't that word way too big? TSUBAKI: That's embarassing!!
BOSSUN: That may be to your taste, / but you just can't write "Sea" there and call it a complete design, see. / It's not funny, it's not cool. / People'll just see it and go "what the hell is that?!" TSUBAKI: H-Hold it! TSUBAKI: I-I-I-I get it already!
TSUBAKI: What would you do then! BOSSUN: Ah? TSUBAKI: In your case! / What would you do if you had to design a summer-related T-shirt! Go on, try it for a while! BOSSUN: Ehhhh?!
BOSSUN: That's so troublesome... / Lessee, if it was up to me...
BOSSUN: I'll take away that plant-looking waves. TSUBAKI: UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
BOSSUN: It's hard to draw the sea with plain lines. / So, don't draw waves. BOSSUN: See, like this...
pg16:
BOSSUN: Add some palm trees in the foreground, and the sea takes the back. BOSSUN: We can use some sun and clouds too. TSUBAKI: He's good!!
BOSSUN: For the words, something like this... TSUBAKI: That looks really cool!
BOSSUN: Then I could add a mascot character here. TSUBAKI: Whoaaa!!
BOSSUN: Hmm, the balance isn't there... / Ah yes! I'll add a lady in a bikini! TSUBAKI: Wait wait wait! TSUBAKI: A second! / Stop for a second!
TSUBAKI: Stop going full speed ahead! I can't catch up! / I'm not that good at drawing! BOSSUN: Then can't you just use a photograph? TSUBAKI: Photograph?
BOSSUN: Yeah, just edit it on the computer, / like making it black and white, smudge it up a little, you know? TSUBAKI: There was that option!!!
BOSSUN: I don't have a photograph now, but to draw it out, it'll look like this? TSUBAKI: This guy can draw anything!
pg17:
BOSSUN: But I won't make it entirely monochrome, it's boring. So I'll print this in RGB. / I'll use a gradient for the trees and the sea. TSUBAKI: I'm begging you, wait! TSUBAKI: You do know you just made a full-blown design, right!
TSUBAKI: I'll do this myself from now on! You're influencing me too much! BOSSUN: W-Whut?? TSUBAKI: Damn you, Fujisaki! Are you trying to brainwash me?! BOSSUN: What's with you?!
TSUBAKI: Enough! I'll do this at home alone! / Honestly, just how distracting can you get! BOSSUN: You told me to try it out, dammit!
TSUBAKI: Listen, Fujisaki! I'll do this in my own style! I don't need your help! / Just because you have a bit of creativity...! / I have the same blood as you, so I should be able to do this too! BOSSUN: Shaddup and go home already!
SIGN: Tsubaki Clinic
pg18:
TEXT: T- TEXT: Tough!
TEXT: I can't draw something good after so many hours! Even though that Fujisaki can just churn it out that easily! TEXT: Damn you, Fujisaki, for your talent!
TSUBAKI: ...
TEXT: Can't I just copy some bits from him? ...No no! I can't do that! I can only use them as hints! TEXT: I just gotta bring out my style too! That's it, I got it! Alright!
TSUBAKI: Ha, Fujisaki! I didn't need your template at all! TSUBAKI MOM: Sasuke, dinner! TSUBAKI: I'm coming!
TSUBAKI: And so, Fujisaki's mother helped me make a high quality T-shirt.
pg19:
TSUBAKI: I've got some hints for the design, but it was mostly my own inspiration.
TSUBAKI: Actually, I've given up on just using words, so this time I decided to focus on the art to make a high level design.
TSUBAKI: So I used a photo and used 2 colours and gradation to add a nice effect there.
TSUBAKI: How is it, President?
AGATA: Stylish! {star} STUDENT COUNCIL: Super lame--!!!!
OUTRO: He's helpless!!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/27548Translation: Sket Dance 1292011-02-03T07:41:27+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA
ch 129: Fly, Housuke!
pg01:
INTRO TEXT: Oh, we found what our cute client was looking for? Another case solved! [The rest of the text and pg02 is about the 2nd drama CD]
pg03:
INTRO TEXT: Saaya vs the Sket-dan, a tense face-off...?
SAAYA: I came here specially today for no other reason. BOSSUN: You come here all the time!
SAAYA: I'm here to give you a request, okay? BOSSUN: Whatcha acting high and mighty for?! HIMEKO: WHat's wrong?
SAAYA: Yeah, there's no one I can ask... / can you help me? SWITCH: Well, you can talk to Himeko normally. BOSSUN: Still as bad with guys as ever, huh.
SAAYA: Follow me for a while.
pg04:
HIMEKO: The park? SAAYA: Yeah / I found him in a cardboard box and thought it was just so sad... BOSSUN: What, a stray dog? SWITCH: Saaya loves animals, doesn't she.
SAAYA: He was injured, so I brought him home, but my parents were against it...
SAAYA: But I can't just let him go...! / Can I keep him in the clubroom?
SKET: ...
BOSSUN: Yeah, but even if you say that... / It's tough to keep a dog, y'know? SAAYA: It's not a dog, stupid!
HIMEKO: Then it's a cat? Cats are nice. / Cats won't be a problem for me, I love them!
pg05:
BOSSUN: What is this, Harry Potter?!
pg06:
SWITCH: It's an African collared scops owl. SWITCH: It's a tiny owl, people do keep them as pets.
SAAYA: Ahhhhh this stray owl is just so cute!! BOSSUN: Wait a moment!
BOSSUN: What's wrong with your head! SAAYA: Eh? I just like to tie my hair like that... why? BOSSUN: Not your hairstyle! HIMEKO: We thought it'll be a stray dog or cat! Why is it an owl?!
SAAYA: But he's really a stray! SAAYA: What's wrong with a stray owl? SWITCH: Absolutely nothing! BOSSUN: You, shut up!
BOSSUN: We can't raise this at home, bring it back where you found it! HIMEKO: Who are you, her Dad? SWITCH: Even though you say you'll raise it, won't you get bored of it, Saaya? HIMEKO: What are you, her Mom?
SAAYA: Don't be stupid. BOSSUN: You're not gonna play along? HIMEKO: She's bad with guys, after all.
pg07:
BOSSUN: Anyway, we can't! Bring him somewhere else! SAAYA: Ehhhh why not! Didn't you say "I'll help everyone who needs it!" BOSSUN: That's my catchphrase, where did you hear that?!
BOSSUN: Oh.
BOSSUN: Oh yeah, isn't he injured or something? / Is he fine? SAAYA: His life isn't in danger, but he can't fly... SWITCH: I wonder if he got attacked by a dog.
SAAYA: He didn't do anything wrong, but he still got hurt, SAAYA: I felt so sorry for him...
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Tch, BOSSUN: Alright, we'll do it.
pg08:
BOSSUN: At least until its wounds have healed. SAAYA: Really?!
SAAYA: Yay!!! Thanks, Bossun! BOSSUN: O-Ohh, what? / The way you thanked me felt weird... HIMEKO: Isn't that good for you! SAAYA: I-It's not like I'm grateful to you or anything, okay?! BOSSUN: You're not?!
BOSSUN: Well, anyway, BOSSUN: Nice to meet you, owl.
SAAYA: Then, I'll go ask Onii-chan if we can keep him here! BOSSUN: That's the younger sister of the President for you. HIMEKO: Must be convenient...
BOSSUN: It seems pretty used to being around humans, so / there shouldn't be a problem raising it. HIMEKO: Yeah, it should be as easy as a parrot, right Switch?
SWITCH: No, SWITCH: Not at all.
SWITCH: Owls are carnivorous birds and they hunt all the time. SWITCH: Usually they don't stick with humans and aren't easy to bring up anyway.
pg09:
BOSSUN: ... BOSSUN: O-Oh... HIMEKO: Wow...
BOSSUN: ...
HIMEKO: Eh? Why do I feel scared all of the sudden? SWITCH: Owls were also seen as a omen of death and misfortune in the past. BOSSUN: Too much info, man!
SWITCH: Then here's the important information. / To feed an owl, you'll need raw flesh. Like a chick, or a rat. BOSSUN: Ehhhhh?!!! HIMEKO: No no no!! Where do we even find a dead rat?!
SWITCH: You can buy dead mice in specialty shops. They keep it frozen and sell it like that. TEXT: Stomach sliced and intestines removed. HIMEKO: GYAAAAAAHH!!
HIMEKO: No way, no way! Like we can feed an owl! SAAYA: Onii-chan gave us permission! HIMEKO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
pg10:
BOSSUN: Huh?! We don't get what you're asking! / What are you finding, man! SWITCH: Like I said! SWITCH: It's a Madame Familia figurine! HIMEKO: Whatcha being all exasperated for! Explain properly!
SWITCH: Basically, Otakura-kun has a limited edition Cynical Stick from "Magical Swindler Reality [star] Maji]. SWITCH: And he was gonna trade for my Madame Familia figurine from "Magical Housewife Lady [moon] Majorica" SWITCH: I dropped it on the way here, so the trade wasn't established. So I thought we could go look for it together. BOSSUN: Yeah, sure we will!
BOSSUN: I can't even pretend to care about your otaku items and stuff! What's with that weird "Magical" series anyway?! SWITCH: Don't you always say "I'll help anyone who needs it!"? BOSSUN: Why does everybody know that?!
BOSSUN: Don't you already have a Cynical Stick from Momoka's buddies? SWITCH: You really don't know anything, do you.
SWITCH: That one is like a toy compared to Otakura-kun's limited version, serial-numbered rarity! / Don't you want it? HIMEKO: We don't!
pg11:
SWITCH: Plus, when you press a button, the top will spin and light up! HIMEKO: We don't need to know that!
SWITCH: There's a stand to let you display it around the room too! How awesome is that! HIMEKO: What kinda salesman are you?!
BOSSUN: We don't even know where you dropped it, how are we gonna find it? Housuke, get off a while, you're heavy. BOSSUN: We're gonna need a searchdog for this one.
SAAYA: I'm back!
SAAYA: Housuke, time for lunch!
SAAYA: Here you go, sausages!
pg12:
SFX: *hop*
ALL: ...
ALL: So.... ALL: Easy to raise!
BOSSUN: What the hell, is this really an owl and not a cat?! SWITCH: He's really tame. HIMEKO: He's much easier than a cat! / This guy definitely can't hunt for mice!
HIMEKO: And what's he going "cuckoo" for! / What are you, a cuckoo bird?! TEXT ABOVE HOUSUKE: cuckoo~ HIMEKO: And when did we name him "Housuke"?! It sounds so embarassing!
pg13:
BOSSUN: He totally doesn't seem like he wants to fly. SAAYA: Even though his wounds should've healed by now... HIMEKO: What a slacker. / Sleeping all the time, I bet he won't even fly if we bring him out!
SWITCH: Don't let your guard down there. Owls become active in the night, you see. That's when their true self comes out. BOSSUN: Huh? / Night?
BOSSUN: What are you saying! All that night crap and stuff! HIMEKO: Oooooh I'm scared!
SWITCH: .... Hm? BOSSUN: .... / Eh?
SWITCH: Don't you know... SWITCH: That owls are nocturnal?
SAAYA: We're gonna leave Housuke outside? BOSSUN: Yeah, / for the whole night.
BOSSUN: This guy should be able to fly by now. / After the sun sets, he'll fly to wherever he wants to. SAAYA: Eh?
SAAYA: Then... this'll be the last time we see Housuke? BOSSUN: If he flys away, yeah. SAAYA: N-No way!!
SAAYA: Then... I won't be feeding Housuke in the room anymore... SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: Hey, can't we keep him in the room? BOSSUN: Don't be selfish.
BOSSUN: We can't force a wild animal to stay with humans for long.
pg15:
BOSSUN: Let Housuke go where he wants to go.
SAAYA: ... SAAYA: Yeah. / You're right.
SAAYA: It's not like I'm listening to you or anything, okay?! BOSSUN: Yeah, yeah.
BOSSUN: Alright! Let's stay over to send Housuke off! ALL: YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!
SAAYA: Kyaa! I'm so excited! HIMEKO: Yeah! SWITCH: Ah... sorry, I have something on tonight, so I'll pass. BOSSUN: Ah? / Don't be such a spoilsport!
BOSSUN: Then it'll just be the three of us. BOSSUN: That okay, Himeko?
SAAYA: I'm looking forward to it!
pg16:
HIMEKO: Er... I'll pass this time round...
BOSSUN: Aw man, you're not gonna stay too? / Looks like it'll just be the two of us, Saaya. SAAYA: Eh?
SAAYA: Ah... SAAYA: Y-Yeah...
pg17:
SAAYA: He's not flying yet, huh. BOSSUN: ... Yeah.
BOSSUN: I think he's scared. BOSSUN: Do your best, Housuke!
BOSSUN: You can fly, Housuke! BOSSUN: It's a great big world out there waiting for you! BOSSUN: You'll never run out of mice to catch! BOSSUN: Time to awaken your wild side!
TEXT: You just need courage!
BOSSUN: Whoa!
BOSSUN: Yes! Fly, Housuke!
pg18:
BOSSUN: He did it--!!!! BOSSUN: He's flying off!!
BOSSUN: See you, Housuke!! SAAYA: Goodbye!!!
SAAYA: Goodbye. / Bye, Housuke.
SAAYA: Phew... / It's not like I'm crying or anything. BOSSUN: Yeah, I know.
pg19:
BOSSUN: Hm?
BOSSUN: Huh? BOSSUN: Looks like Housuke's back. SAAYA: Ehhh?!!
BOSSUN: He's holding on to something... SAAYA: Eh? / Wait...
SAAYA: Uwaaaah!! BOSSUN: T-That's a rat!
BOSSUN: Gyaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! BOSSUN: Housuke's become a scary hunter!
SAAYA: Ewww, so scary!! SAAYA: Don't come here!
HOUSUKE: Hoot, hoot~ BOSSUN: Hm? BOSSUN: Ah!!
pg20:
BOSSUN: It's not a rat! BOSSUN: It's that Madame Familia thing Switch lost! BOSSUN: You found it!!
SAAYA & BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: So it looks like... / This is where Housuke wants to go. SAAYA: ...
SWITCH: Ahhh splendid work! SWITCH: Good job, Housuke!
pg21:
SWITCH: I've got the limited edition Cynical Stick! We've done a great job here. HIMEKO: You didn't do anything! BOSSUN: Housuke was much more useful than you!
HIMEKO: Oh well, looks like we'll be keeping Housuke from now on. BOSSUN: Yeah, / we'll need a perch now. SWITCH: Alright, I'm gonna put batteries in this Stick and watch it light up! BOSSUN: Were you following this conversation?!
SWITCH: Whoa! What is it! HIMEKO: See? He's angry at you for fooling around with that thing.
BOSSUN: No, / That's not it.
BOSSUN: Wahahaha! Looks like that stick turned out to be useful! HIMEKO: Now we have a perch! SWITCH: It's not meant to be used like that! OUTRO TEXT: Welcome to the Sket-dan! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/27467Translation: Sket Dance 1282011-01-30T07:12:11+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA.
ch128: Twintail Tsudere Girl!
pg01:
BOX: I-It's not like I wanted to meet you or anything, okay?! INTRO TEXT: Tsun!*
BOSSUN: Just be honest dammit! HIMEKO: What?! HIMEKO: Who're you talking to?! BOSSUN: You like me and you know it!
SWITCH: He's playing a dating sim I lent him. He wanted to try it out after seeing me play it. HIMEKO: Dating sim?
HIMEKO: ... HIMEKO: I-I see....
pg02:
HIMEKO: What, you're actually interested in this kinda things? BOSSUN: Man, I quit! This game sucks! HIMEKO: You know it. / Games aren't interesting.
SWITCH: Bossun isn't compatible with tsunderes. BOSSUN: Tch. / I don't see how these kinda characters can be attractive! HIMEKO: Mmhmm.
SWITCH: Sayaka is the most popular character in the game, though. BOSSUN: What's so good about tsunderes! / If they actually exist, I bet they'll be one heck of an irritating person. HIMEKO: Mmhmm. HIMEKO: Mmhmm.
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: Hmm? You don't know what "tsundere" means?
HIMEKO: C-Course I do! They go "It's not like i etc etc" all the time, right? BOSSUN: No, give me the description of a tsundere. HIMEKO: Why must I?!
HIMEKO: ...
pg03:
HIMEKO: It's an abbreviation of twin drills? BOSSUN: It's twintails, dammit! The hell is a twin drill? TEXT: Twintails TEXT: Twin drills HIMEKO: Eww, her hair is seriously messed up!
BOSSUN: Switch, explain. SWITCH: It's a girl that's tsuntsun at first, then deredere later. HIMEKO: That didn't help!
HIMEKO: The hell, explain properly! BOSSUN: Okay, look here!
BOSSUN: At first, they are tsuntsun, and they'll say stuff like "I-It's not like I made this bento for you! Don't get the wrong idea!" / But she actually likes the guy, then they'll go "If you don't finish everything I won't forgive you! Just get it already, idiot!" SWITCH: This guy is as good as always.
HIMEKO: What was that! That girl's head is messed up! / Does she want him to eat the bento or not?! BOSSUN: H-How would i know?! / That was just an example! HIMEKO: She just has crazy mood swings! If she like him, don't be tsun! BOSSUN: You're not getting this, aren't you?!
pg04:
SAAYA: Is this the Sket-dan?
BOSSUN: Hmm? (text at the side: Twintails?) BOSSUN: Lessee... BOSSUN: Can we help you?
pg05:
SAAYA: I-It's not like I came because I needed something! INTRO TEXT: Tsuntsun! SKET: Here's a weird tsundere!
SAAYA: I came for a consultation, okay?! BOSSUN: There was something you wanted, dammit!
pg06:
BOSSUN: Lessee... what's your name?
SKET: ...
BOSSUN: Erm...
BOSSUN: Your. Name. Please! SAAYA: Listen!
SAAYA: When you ask for someone's name, you have to introduce yourself first, pervert! BOSSUN: Huh?!!!
BOSSUN: S-She just insulted me!!! HIMEKO: Can't be helped that you're a pervert. BOSSUN: Huh?! SWITCH: We should introduce ourselves first, then.
pg07:
BOSSUN: I'm Bossun. HIMEKO: I'm Himeko. SWITCH: This is Switch!
SAAYA: Mm. SAAYA: *cough*
SAAYA: Hello!* [ *TN: Saaya actually says Hello in English ] BOSSUN: No, we're not foreigners, man!
BOSSUN: That's our nicknames! Nicknames! SAAYA: Eh... / Huh?! BOSSUN: Rather, where did you think a Bossun came from?
SAAYA: Don't use your nicknames, that's confusing! / I thought you were French! BOSSUN: You can tell just by looking! I'm 100% Japanese! / And wouldn't you sat "Bonjour" instead?!
SAAYA: D-Don't get the wrong idea! BOSSUN: You're the one that did!
pg08:
SAAYA: I'm Saaya! SKET: Ehh?!
BOSSUN: Isn't that your nickname too!? SAAYA: Fufufu...
SAAYA: You're wrong! My name is actually Sa'aya! / Don't get the wrong idea! BOSSUN: You just wanted to say "Don't get the wrong idea", didn't you?!
SAAYA: Fufufu, / Now we're even! SAAYA: Next time, I'll make you speechless! Don't forget!
pg09:
SAAYA: Ah... / I have a request... SKET: S-She's...
SKET: an airhead! BOSSUN: G-Give us a sec...
HIMEKO: What are we gonna do, this one's a masterpiece... BOSSUN: She's tsundere, an airhead, has large boobs, twintails and knee-length socks, man! SWITCH: She's just like someone out a dating sim.
SWITCH: She's just lacking the younger-sister trait. SAAYA: What are you whispering there!
pg10:
BOSSUN: ...And, / about your request...
BOSSUN: You want us to get rid of that tsundere personality? SAAYA: Yeah, what else could there be.
BOSSUN: Not "Yeah, what else could there be?"! Just stop saying that kinda stuff! SAAYA: If I could, I wouldn't come here, stupid! / Try to understand, you stupid-hat!
HIMEKO: But that's troublesome. You act like that to everyone?
SAAYA: No, it's only to guys. I'm fine talking to girls. SAAYA: When I'm talking to boys, I start talking forcefully for no reason.
SAAYA: That's what they call a tsudere, right? / Not that I get it. BOSSUN: I so get it. SAAYA: Then they call me a tsundere without the dere bit. / Not that I get it. HIMEKO: I so so get it...
pg11:
SWITCH: In other words, since you can talk to girls easily, but you become tsuntsun to guys. SWITCH: you're just too conscious of guys. SAAYA: Don't put it like that.
HIMEKO: So, what can we do? SWITCH: She'll have to get used to talking to guys, that's all.
BOSSUN: Alright, let's set some special training! SWITCH: Yeah, let's. HIMEKO: You're really looking forward to that, huh.
BOSSUN: Okay, just practise talking to me normally, okay? BOSSUN: Just talk about anything. The main thing is to get used to talking to a guy. / Got it?
SAAYA: Okay, I'll help you out just this time! BOSSUN: What are you looking down at me for! HIMEKO: Enough, start!
pg12:
BOSSUN: .... SAAYA: ...
SAAYA: ...erm...
BOSSUN: ...
SAAYA: ...
HIMEKO: Whatcha acting embarrassed for?!
HIMEKO: What is this?! / Talk, dammit! / Is this some awkward matchmaking session?! BOSSUN: But you see, it's just so hard to bring up a random topic, right? HIMEKO: If you can't, don't suggest it in the first place!
pg13:
SWITCH: Let's create a basic scenario that involves a guy and a girl, shall we? BOSSUN: That's it! HIMEKO: You're enjoying this way too much!
BOSSUN: Okay, how about this. We'll pretend that we like each other, but we aren't dating yet, so we're on our first date in a cafe, being all nervous. Interesting, right? HIMEKO: Anything works, let's just start!
HIMEKO: WHat the hell?!
HIMEKO: Your face's the one that's interesting here! BOSSUN: I-I dunno what to talk about! HIMEKO: Then don't suggest that kinda scenario!
BOSSUN: Man, I'm not good at this stuff... / Erm... SAAYA: N-Normally...
BOSSUN: Hmm?
SAAYA: We could... / speak normally like friends...?
pg14:
SAAYA: It'll be tough at first, and it might take days, SAAYA: But if you're fine with it, I'll let you do it, okay?
BOSSUN: Yeah. BOSSUN: Let's do that.
BOSSUN: When you're free, just drop by the clubroom. SAAYA: Eh? C-Can I? / Really? BOSSUN: Well, you can come here and drink tea and stuff. HIMEKO: Yeah, yeah. / Saaya, what snacks do you like? SWITCH: We have lots.
BOSSUN: Your favourite subject is literature and you love animals? / How many dating sim girl characteristics, do you have, man! SAAYA: What are "dating sim girl characteristics"? I don't get it. / Don't be stupid, stupid!
pg15:
BOSSUN: Hey, BOSSUN: See ya tomorrow.
SAAYA: Yeah...
SAAYA: I'll let you let me come. BOSSUN: What?! / That's definitely not cute, you know?
SAAYA: "See you tomorrow"
pg16:
SAAYA: Eh?! SAAYA: You're Tsubaki's brother?!
SAAYA: You're supposed to say important stuff like that earlier, stupid! BOSSUN: It's not something important! BOSSUN: And I'm not stupid...
BOSSUN: Anyway, how about you, Saaya? / Do you have siblings? SAAYA: I dunno. None of your business, hmph. BOSSUN: What was that?!
BOSSUN: Tch, she's still the same even after so long.
SAAYA: Y-You're wrong! / I'm changing slowly, just you see! BOSSUN: Which part of you changed?! / You're never gonna stop being a tsundere!
SAAYA: ...ugh... / W-We'll see about that...
pg17:
BOSSUN: Rather than you getting used to talking to guys, we somehow got used to dealing with your personality. / Right? SWITCH: Indeed.
BOSSUN: You don't have to force yourself to change, you know?
BOSSUN: Just kidding.
BOSSUN: Ushashashasha!* [ * That's how Bossun laughs ]
SAAYA: I-Is that so... SAAYA: Don't be stupid, stupid.
HIMEKO: ....
HIMEKO: She's in dere mode now! HIMEKO: Bossun, notice it already! She's dere for you! HIMEKO: Her behaviour really changed!
HIMEKO: Hm? / Dere...?
AGATA: Oh?
AGATA: Yo, whatcha guys up to out here? BOSSUN: AH!
BOSSUN: Agata! AGATA: You guys are as free as ever, huh. / Practicing for curling? HIMEKO: We're cleaning up, dammit!
SAAYA: Hm? / Eh?
AGATA: Eh? / Oho.
AGATA: If it isn't Saaya. SAAYA: Onii-chan! BOSSUN: BWUGH
SKET: Agata?! AGATA: ... SAAYA: Yep! / This is my Onii-chan! SAAYA: Onii-chan, you know them?
SAAYA: Hehe, my Onii-chan's much cooler than Bossun, right? SKET: Y-Yeah, sure...
BOSSUN: Give us a sec...
BOSSUN: Oi / The younger-sister trait actually appeared. SWITCH: Now we've got the complete set. HIMEKO: ....
BOSSUN: They start off as tsuntsun, and then they're dere for the one they like.
HIMEKO: T-This is...
OUTRO TEXT: Tsundere, twintails, airhead, well-endowed, knee-length socks and... Agata's little sister?! Is this the start of something complicated?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26963Translation: Sket Dance 1272011-01-03T13:32:57+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA
pg01:
TEXT UNDER "SKET DANCE": Side story. TEXT IN BLACK BOX: Biscuit Dance. TEXT UNDER COVER PAGE: Biscuit Dance, a fun playtime chapter!
*TN: The 2nd syllable of biscuit sounds like sket, hence the pun*
pg02:
INTRO TEXT: Everyone, let's get along!
TEXT: Sing-along!
ALL: Oh see how the sun~ shines so brightly~ ALL: We'll have loads of~ fun today too~ TEXT: This is Biscuit Kindergarten.
ALL: Look at us~ Running happily~ HIMEKO BOX: The most energetic one, Himeko-chan. MOMOKA BOX: The shy one, Momoka-chan. SWITCH BOX: The know-it-all, Switch-kun. CAPTAIN BOX: The atheletic one, Captain. ALL: Being well-behaved~ good children~
ALL: Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit~ Break it in half and share it! SHINBA BOX: The one that's popular with the moms, Michiru-kun. DAISY BOX: The strong-willed and cool one, Daisy-chan. DANTE BOX: The one that's hard to understand, Dante-kun. BOSSUN BOX: The one whose eyes somehow widen when he sings, Bossun-kun.
ALL: Let's smile widely, wahaha! TSUBAKI BOX: The one that doesn't sing, Sasuke-kun. AGATA: ...
PG03:
AGATA: Hmmmm... / Sasuke, you didn't sing today too, right? AGATA: Why not? Did you forget the lyrics? You can sing, right?
AGATA: ...
BOSSUN: Stop! / Agata-sensei, Sasuke doesn't want to sing, so don't make him, okay! AGATA: Don't be noisy, Bossun. Sasuke has to sing too. I won't give preferential treatment to anyone.
BOSSUN: Haha! / No way! Sasuke can't do anything without me beside him, y'know? BOSSUN: He won't sing even if I told him to, no way you can make him sing! / Just give up, Agata sensei~
AGATA: Bossun...
AGATA: You won't have any jelly today. BOSSUN: EHHHHH??!!! AGATA BOX: The (sometimes) super scary one, Agata-sensei.
YABASAWA BOX: The one with feelings for Agata-sensei and fantasises about marrying him but knows that the possibility of that happening is pretty much zero, Yabasawa-sensei. YABASAWA: Isn't the introduction too awfully long?!
pg04:
TEXT: Playing house!
SWITCH: I'm back. CAPTAIN: Welcome back! / Would you like to have dinner? Or a bath?
SWITCH: I'll have dinner. CAPTAIN: Here you go~
CAPTAIN: ... CAPTAIN: Hmmm... somehow... / This isn't exciting. SWITCH: We're just playing house, after all.
CAPTAIN: Looks like Bossun and Himeko are playing house too. SWITCH: Let's have a look.
BOSSUN: Uwaaaahh- I'm finally back- HIMEKO: Welcome back! / You sure came home late today. HIMEKO: Why so cheerful?
HIMEKO: Uwah, you stink! / You reek of alcohol! / Did you go drinking again?! BOSSUN: Why can't I! I need to drink to survive, dammit! HIMEKO: You're wasting money, we're in a recession y'know!
pg05:
HIMEKO: I made some boiled potatoes, you want some? / I'll just heat it up, it'll be just a moment. BOSSUN: Naw I don't want it. / I'm so full right now I think I'll explode!
HIMEKO: What?! If you're gonna eat outside, at least call me and tell me! BOSSUN: Shaddup! I'm gonna take a bath! Gonna get frozen in the bathtub~* *TN: Bossun makes a pun that goes "furo de furoozen". "furo" is bathtub in Japanese* HIMEKO: Why the hell would you be frozen!
BOSSUN: Hmmmm? Himeko-chaaaan, why don't we go take a bath together-? HIMEKO: Oh what are you saying, silly! HIMEKO: I still have laundry to do, so go take a bath already!
HIMEKO: Oh, he's such a bother. HIMEKO: Eh? His clothes are all so dirty again... / Doesn't he know I have to do his laundry?
HIMEKO: Hmm? What's this? HIMEKO: It's a business card...
HIMEKO: Oi you! Who the hell is "Sweet Cherry - Girlz Bar"?!!! BOSSUN: Whuh? Oi, why's the water so hot! I'm the one that's gonna be boiled here! CAPTAIN: Isn't that too... realistic...??
pg06:
TEXT: Let's decide on a play!
AGATA: So it's decided, we'll be staging a play during our next playtime session! AGATA: Anyone has any suggestions?
HIMEKO: Me, me, me, meeeeee!! AGATA: These two are really noisy... BOSSUN: Me, me, me, meeeee!! AGATA: Alright, Himeko.
HIMEKO: Eh? Ah.... / Hmmm... Erm.... HIMEKO: I wanna be a girl! AGATA: You didn't actually think about it, did you?!
BOSSUN: You see, I wanna, see, do one with lotsa robots, see- BOSSUN: And then, they fight! AGATA: What kinda play is that! It's just be kids like you fooling around!
MIMORI: I know! AGATA: Hm? AGATA: Mimorin-sensei, you have a suggestion?
MIMORI: How about the musical like the Lion King? AGATA: Isn't that too large-scale?!
pg07:
AGATA: Momoka, how about you?
MOMOKA: ...
MOMOKA: Liberty Maji. AGATA: An anime?! / Hmmm... I somehow get the feeling you'll be Liberty Maji someday. I wonder why...
AGATA: Oh / Dante.
DANTE: Masked Shinobi. AGATA: What in the world is that!?
YABASAWA: He means Kakashi-sensei from Naruto. AGATA: A manga?! / Stop it with all the anime and manga already!
AGATA: .... / Hm? AGATA: A girl.. / a robot... AGATA: Lion King... / A witch... AGATA: Kakashi...
AGATA: ...
BOX: Thus it was decided that the play would be "The Wizard of Oz".
pg08:
TEXT: I love robots!
AGATA: Ah..... AGATA: Great weather.
HIMEKO: Sensei, Bossun's pouting. AGATA: Ehhh?!
HIMEKO: He said he really wanted to be the robot woodcutter*. (TN: aka the Tinman in Wizard of Oz) AGATA: What? Man, this is troublesome...
AGATA: Oi Bossun, don't be selfish! You got a good role last year already, didn't you!
BOSSUN: *whisper* *whisper* HIMEKO: Mm, mm.
HIMEKO: He said: "Why is Switch the robot? I can't accept that." AGATA: Hmmmmmm.....
AGATA: You see, Switch can do a robotic voice with his laptop, yeah? AGATA: He also looks like a robot, dontcha think so?
pg09:
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: *whisper* *whisper* HIMEKO: Mm, mm.
HIMEKO: He said: "But that guy doesn't love robots as much as I do. Also, I know how to move like a robot. Furthermore, my obsession with robots is just plain abnormal. If you think about it, aren't I the best person to play the robot?" AGATA: That was long!
AGATA: No, no! We have to distribute the roles fairly! AGATA: I know you love robots, but that doesn't mean I can giv e you preferential treatment!
SHINBA: Agata-sensei, I can let Bossun have my Lion role. AGATA: Eh? / Why, Michiru?
SHINBA: It's not the main role, anyway. AGATA: What's with all of you?!
AGATA: But Bossun wants to be the robot... AGATA: I don't think the Lion role can-
AGATA: Where was your "plain abnormal obsession with robots"!!
pg10:
TEXT BETWEEN TITLE AND PANELS: Written by Ooishi Kouji Drawn by Shinohara Kenta (TN: This part is a collaboration with the mangaka of "Inumaru Dash!!", another Jump manga.)
TAMAKO: Agata-sensei-- AGATA: Oh, AGATA: If it isn't Tamako-sensei from Matatabi Kindergarten!
TAMAKO: Er, is there a child from our kindergarten here? AGATA: Hmm? Can you describe him? TAMAKO: P-pants-less... AGATA: Eh? What -less again? TAMAKO: He's not wearing any pants.
BOSSUN: Uwaaaaahh Agata-sensei! AGATA: What happened, Bossun?
BOSSUN: Some short-less guy took my goggles! AGATA: Eh? What -less did he say again? TAMAKO: S-Short-less... / Are you doing that on purpose?!
TAMAKO: I think that was one of our children! If this keeps up, there'll be more trouble... AGATA: Eh... So in the end, he was what-less again? TAMAKO: Oh, never mind! HIMEKO: What's with that guy, so annoyiiiiing!
HIMEKO: Some bottom-less boy just took my PeloCan! / I haven't even opened it yet! AGATA: Well, on the bright side, at least he didn't take it after you licked it. That would be just disgusting. TAMAKO: What's with that weird positivity...
pg11:
HIMEKO: Switch got his laptop stolen too! AGATA: S-Switch--!! TAMAKO: He somehow looks so sad!
HIMEKO: He even took his glasses! AGATA: WHy was Switch the only one with two things taken from him... BOSSUN: We keep calling him Glasses so much, to have them taken away must've been painful! AGATA: Looks like the culprit loves to steal the trademarks of others...
YABASAWA: Awful!! M-My first kiss--!!! AGATA: Okay, I don't get it. Why was that her trademark...
BOSSUN: Ah! There he is! HIMEKO: That's the thief! TAMAKO: Inumaru-kun!
HIMEKO: Return us our stuff now! BOSSUN: Ah! The goggles are at the wrong place! / The rubber's gonna stretch!!
INUMARU: Fufufu... If you want me to return this...
INUMARU: You have to be my friend.
HIMEKO: ...? Just that? BOSSUN: You didn't have to do all that, y'know. We'll say yes anyway. SFX: *droop* HIMEKO: No, I don't want it back. INUMARU: Really?
INUMARU: Okay, I have one more thing that I want! HIMEKO: Just say it! We'll see what we can do! BOSSUN: We're friends after all!
INUMARU: A Shougakukan Mangaka Award*. HIMEKO: Like we can give you that! (TN: It is a prestigious award for outstanding manga. Sket Dance got it for the year 2009.)
pg12:
TEXT: Ultra Barrier!
DAISY: You're the one who's in the wrong! BOSSUN: Ouch!
DAISY: Drown in the gutter!
SHINBA: Are you alright Bossun? BOSSUN: Ku... / I don't know. BOSSUN: It might be broken...
BOSSUN: Okay, it seems fine. SHINBA: Really? / That's great! BOSSUN: But that attack just now was dangerous.
BOSSUN: If my barrier went up a second too late, I'd be dead by now. SHINBA: Barrier?! / You have something like that?! AGATA: ...
pg13:
BOSSUN: Yeah. BOSSUN: I can summon a ultra barrier to protect myself in an instant. SHINBA: Whoa, that's awesome! I can't do that...
SHINBA: But I didn't see the barrier just now... BOSSUN: Ah... yeah. / It's invisible, see. SHINBA: It's invisible?! Awesome! AGATA: ...
SHINBA: Then, then, can you block a cannonball? BOSSUN: I won't die with the barrier, I think. SHINBA: Wow! How about a laser beam? BOSSUN: I can reflect the laser beam, no problem. SHINBA: Whoaaa! You're awesome, Bossun! AGATA: ...
SHINBA: I wanna make a barrier too... BOSSUN: It's not that easy, you'll need at least 10 years of training to make one. SHINBA: 10 years?! Wow... AGATA: ... BOSSUN: I'll teach you how, if you want. SHINBA: Really? Yay! Let me see it!
BOSSUN: Just like this... / Turn your hands around like this... BOSSUN: Then you'll see a yellow light. SHINBA: Wow... AGATA: Wasn't it supposed to be invisible?! BOX: Agata-sensei finally couldn't resist saying something.
pg14:
TEXT: Today's training!
BOSSUN: Oof!
BOSSUN: Piece of cake! Sasuke, go try it. SFX: *shakeshakeshake*
BOSSUN: You'll be fine, just do it! SFX: *shakeshakeshake* BOSSUN: You won't know til you try! SFX: *shakeshakeshake* BOSSUN: Are you an akabeko* kinda head-shaking figurine! (TN: An akabeko is a toy from Fukushima, shaped like a red cow)
BOSSUN: I know you're not, stop panicking!
BOSSUN: Okay I got it. I'll jump down from there! TSUBAKI: *shocked* BOSSUN: If I can jump from there, you jump from the slide, okay!
SFX: *grab* BOSSUN: Eh, what? I'll break my bones?/ Hahaha, no way! I'll be fine! BOSSUN: I have the barrier, remember.
BOSSUN: Is this guy for real...
pg15:
BOSSUN: YEAAAAH!!
BOSSUN: ...
BOSSUN: See?
BOSSUN: Okay, that's it for today's training! / Tmr's the play, so we gotta go home early to prepare, right? BOSSUN: You go ahead first, I'll stay here to train a bit more... BOSSUN: I'll do it alone! You go home first! Okay?
HIMEKO: A bone in his leg broke. AGATA: What's with that boy, honestly!
pg16:
TEXT: The play!
AGATA: So, since Bossun got injured yesterday, AGATA: We'll need someone else to play the Lion today.
AGATA: Michiru, how about you? SHINBA: Ehhhhh, I don't remember the lines!
AGATA: Oh yeah, there's that too... AGATA: This is bad...
AGATA: ... Sasuke...
AGATA: You're always beside Bossun during rehearsal, right?
AGATA: You remember the lines?
pg17:
CAPTAIN: We've worked hard for this! CAPTAIN: 1,2... SHINBA & CAPTAIN: Please enjoy! Board to the left reads "The Wizard of Oz"
YABASAWA: Will Sasuke-kun be fine? YABASAWA: Or will he be awful? AGATA: Awful...? Never mind. He'll be just fine.
AGATA: He's doing it for that crazily brave brother, after all.
MOMOKA: You'll just eat Toto up! You're a lion!
TSUBAKI: uwaaaaah, don't be so mad at me! TSUBAKI: Though I didn surprise you a little then...
pg18:
TSUBAKI: I'm actually a coward. TSUBAKI: I want courage.
AGATA: Bossun's just too protective.
MIMORI: Hm? AGATA: Sasuke's a kid that can do it if he wants to, but he sticks around Bossun too much, since they're always together.
AGATA: But, once Bossun isn't here, he knew that he had to do it all by himself this time. / This time, Bossun wouldn't be beside him.
AGATA: ... AGATA: Beside him... huh.
pg19:
BOSSUN: Agata-sensei! / Sasuke can't do anything if he's not beside me, y'know! AGATA: It'll be okay! Get away from me for a while, alright. / Bossun, stand here, Sasuke, you go there.
ALL: Oh see how the sun~ shines so brightly~ ALL: We'll have loads of~ fun today too~
ALL: Look at us~ ALL: Running happily~
ALL: Being well-behaved~ ALL: good children~
TSUBAKI: ..scuit... TSUBAKI: Biscuit...
TSUBAKI: Biscuit, TSUBAKI: Biscuit~
ALL: Break it in half and share it! AGATA: Ahhhh... good weather.
OUTRO TEXT: Good job everyone!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26853Translation: Sket Dance 1262010-12-27T10:01:11+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA.
chp 126: Go forth! PeloCan Girl!
pg01:
INTRO TEXT: What's this commercial?
TV: PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!
TV: PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!
TV: Once you start...
TV: You just can't stop! HIMEKO: Stop--!!!
BOSSUN: Huh? HIMEKO: Did you see that, Bossun? BOSSUN: See what? HIMEKO: That. I recorded the Pelollipop Candy commerical just for this, y'know. BOSSUN: ...right. Can I read my manga now?
pg02:
HIMEKO: See, this girl didn't actually eat the lollipop. BOSSUN: Like I care!
BOSSUN: Just shut up already! / What's with you all of the sudden anyway! HIMEKO: Watch carefully once more, idiot! / I'll rewind it, so pay attention, idiot!
TV: PeloPeloPelollipop!
TV: Once you start... HIMEKO: Here! SFX: *beep*
HIMEKO: You see that mole at the corner of her mouth? / Right here. HIMEKO: Remember that. Now let's continue...
TV: You just can't stop! HIMEKO: See, this girl doesn't. BOSSUN: Who cares!!
BOSSUN: What the heck was that?! / Who the hell would care about that?! HIMEKO: I do! They obviously used a double! / Why didn't the girl in the commercial eat the lollipop herself?! BOSSUN: Because she'll puke, duh! / That's not something a normal person can handle! HIMEKO: Then she shouldn't be advertising for Pelollipop Candy!
pg03:
HIMEKO: Ahhhh-- I so would've ate it if it was me.... HIMEKO: I should be the PeloCan girl! BOSSUN: Don't be ridiculous! You're not even a model, anyway!
SWITCH: Himeko, I have good news for you. HIMEKO: Huh? What's up, Four-Eyes. / Say it.
SWITCH: It seems like they're looking for any ordinary person to be the next PeloCan girl. / The audition's in a few days. TEXT: We're looking for a Pelollipop Candy Girl, aka PeloCan girl! If you're female and at least 14 years of age, we want YOU to be our next PeloCan girl!
SWITCH: Since you love eating that Pelollipop Candy and your looks aren't half bad, SWITCH: I think you have a high chance of getting in. Want to give it a shot?
HIMEKO: My name is Onizuka Hime. I'm 17. HIMEKO: My favourite flavour used to be tako wasabi, but now it's fried oyster.
HIMEKO: I've liked eating Pelollipops since I was 8. / I eat 5 of them everyday, and I think I could eat a lot more. HIMEKO: I can recite the 47 flavours of Pelollipops in 30 seconds flat.
INTERVIEWER: Hmm...
INTERVIEWER: I have a question for you.
INTERVIEWER: What is a Pelollipop Candy to you?
pg05:
HIMEKO: It's just a phrase to me. INTERVIEWER: How profound! / You passed!
INTRO TEXT: Our heroine / featured in a commercial!
pg06:
BOX: A recording studio in the city.
BOX: On the day of the shooting for the Pelollipop Candy commercial.
BOX: The PeloCan girl this time, Onizuka Hime. HIMEKO: Pleasure to be working with you... TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN AND SWITCH: escorts.
pg07:
DIRECTOR: Nice to meet you! I'm the director, Nishimura.
DIRECTOR: You see, we're rather short of time, so we're just gonna do this quickly, alright? Good luck!
HIMEKO: Th-Tha-Thanks.... DIRECTOR: Umm... / You seem a bit tense, hmm.
DIRECTOR: Relax, relax! / It'll be fine, don't be so stiff! BOSSUN: What's up with you, freaking out like that. BOSSUN: Even though you always make fun of me when I get nervous. BOSSUN: You've made it this far, don't run away now / Rather, your makeup sure is thick. What are you, a kabuki* actress? *TN: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki*
HIMEKO: Shaddup!!! BOSSUN: Oomph!
HIMEKO: Sorry, but i'll be going home now! Thanks for everything! DIRECTOR: Waitwaitwaitwait! / We haven't even started yet! SWITCH: Himeko really wants to be on television, right. HIMEKO IN BOX: This can go on TV. HIMEKO IN BOX: Really? Can I appear on TV with this? BOSSUN: Yeah... though she's so nervous now, she actually said she wanted to go home....
pg08:
DIRECTOR: Alright, let me go over the flow of the commercial with you. / Here's the scene cards. DIRECTOR: We're going with a refreshing feel for this.
DIRECTOR: In Scene One, you'll be singing the theme song while strolling with the animals in the forests SCENE CARD: PeloPeloPelollipop, Pe *cut off here*
DIRECTOR: Next, you'll be jumping on this trampoline. SCENE CARD: PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPel *cut off*
DIRECTOR: At "Once you start...", your back's facing the camera. SCENE CARD: Once you start...
DIRECTOR: At "You just can't stop!", you turn around and give a smile. SCENE CARD: You just can't stop!
DIRECTOR: And here the animals will have lines. SCENE CARD: One more! / Whoa, this is super good!
DIRECTOR: And the last scene, you'll just ad-lib. Remember to mention our 3 new flavours! SCENE CARD: Now on sale! DIRECTOR: Got it?
pg09:
HIMEKO: ..... HIMEKO: Erm....
DIRECTOR: Okay, let's go into rehearsal! / Actually, we don't have much time, so let's shoot this for real! HIMEKO: Huh? W-Wait! / Err... I'm strolling in the forest at first... HIMEKO: Next.. Wait, lemme think... DIRECTOR: Jump, trampoline, turn around, smile, ad-lib! Okay we're good! / Camera test! Okay, let's...
HIMEKO: NOOOO!!! DIRECTOR: Fwmph!!
HIMEKO: I said, wait!! BOSSUN: You can't hit the director! HIMEKO: I'm super nervous here! / Stop rushing me! DIRECTOR: Oh, sorry, sorry! / Eh? Did you just hit me?
DIRECTOR: Let's see... / Go change into this for now. HIMEKO: I can't take this anymore, I'm so nervous I'm gonna puke! / I'm going home now, thanks for everything! DIRECTOR: Waitwaitwait, don't go anywhere!
pg10:
DIRECTOR: wow! This is great! DIRECTOR: That's my PeloCan girl for you!
BOSSUN: Erm... DIRECTOR: Hmm?
BOSSUN: Why are we a raccoon and a rabbit...? DIRECTOR: This is really good!
DIRECTOR: That's my PeloCan girl's sidekicks for you. BOSSUN: Who's the sidekick here, dammit! / What's with this costume!
DIRECTOR: Actually, the child actors that were supposed to come suddenly couldn't make it. DIRECTOR: SOrry for the short notice, but can you two fill in? Thanks!
BOSSUN: Er, erm... DIRECTOR: Huh? / Why are you getting nervous too?!
pg11:
DIRECTOR: Alright, let's take it from the top! / There's the forest background, just walk on the spot and sing energetically! DIRECTOR: "PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop". Got it?
DIRECTOR: Hime-chan, your nerves calmed down already? HIMEKO: Yes! DIRECTOR: Let's record the real thing now!
DIRECTOR: Uwah... That wasn't as smooth as I thought it would be... DIRECTOR: Cut, cut! What happened, Hime-chan? HIMEKO: Eh? What's wrong? DIRECTOR: Everything!
DIRECTOR: Don't be so nervous! / You just went "pelopelopelopelo"! DIRECTOR: It's PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop! HIMEKO: Oh, is that so... Er... PeloPelo...
DIRECTOR: Don't be so stiff! DIRECTOR: Raccoon, please demonstrate.
BOSSUN: PeroPeroPeroPenPenro...? DIRECTOR: This one's even worse!!
pg12:
DIRECTOR: We can't air that kind of expression! / You guys are too nervous! What are you doing! DIRECTOR: Relax, relaaaaax!!
DIRECTOR: Also, I ignored that for a while, but what is the rabbit doing?! SWITCH: Kibitsu Momoka's 2nd album, Momokan. Now on sale [star]! DIRECTOR: Don't advertise other stuff here! / It'll be a problem for us! You're too relaxed!
DIRECTOR: This is bad... maybe we need to take five... CREW: Director, we're really running out of time, we need to hurry.
DIRECTOR: Yeah, let's just move on for now. DIRECTOR: We could always autotune the singing. And hey, their nervousness really brings out the "ordinary person" theme. / Anyway, we have to shoot this. We can edit it as much as we need later.
DIRECTOR: Next, this is the trampoline. Jump on it and sing, alright? DIRECTOR: Be energetic! Take it easy and let loose, alright?
DIRECTOR: Everybody, OK? DIRECTOR: Now / 2... 1... Action!
pg13:
HIMEKO: PeloPeloPelollipop,
HIMEKO: Pelope... pop!
HIMEKO: Beroberolipop,
HIMEKO: PeloPeloPep-
HIMEKO: Ah! Wait... I can't-
HIMEKO: land properly! DIRECTOR: What's this commercial, man!
pg14:
HIMEKO: Like hell I can do this! / A trampoline isn't something a beginner can jump on, dammit! DIRECTOR: Ah... My bad, sorry! HIMEKO: You try jumping on it! / Try singing at the same time too, I dare you! DIRECTOR: I said I was sorry!
CREW: Director... What should we do? DIRECTOR: We can't possibly change it now! / We'll just speed up and loop that bit. It'll work somehow. CREW: I dunno about that... DIRECTOR: There's nothing else we can do, can we. We're short of time.
DIRECTOR: Alright! Let's move on to the next scene! DIRECTOR: This is the one where you introduce the new flavours, Hime-chan!
DIRECTOR: You see, since this is the TV debut for all of you, we thought it'd be fun if you guys just move around and do whatever you like. / Do any of you have something special you can do? HIMEKO: Something special?
HIMEKO: ...
HIMEKO: I-I'm good at wielding a hockey stick. DIRECTOR: Wielding... A hockey stick?!
pg15:
HIMEKO: Hang on, I brought my stick with me. DIRECTOR: Waitwaitwait! A hockey stick? I don't know about that...
HIMEKO: Yah! HIMEKO: Hah! DIRECTOR: Uwah... You seem a little too comfortable using that...
HIMEKO: ... DIRECTOR: Do you actually know what commercial we're filming right now?!
HIMEKO: This feels great. HIMEKO: I'll go with this. SFX: *clap* DIRECTOR: Are you sure?!
CREW: D-Director! / We can't possibly have our PeloCan girl waving a stick about... DIRECTOR: Y-Yeah....
DIRECTOR: Let me think... / How about we put a mask on her? CREW: On the PeloCan girl?! / Does that even work?!
pg16:
HIMEKO: ... DIRECTOR: Well... / Hime-chan,
DIRECTOR: You'll have to mention the 3 new flavours / Do you still remember what they are? HIMEKO: Only 3?
HIMEKO: Please don't underestimate me. I can recite every flavour from the 1st series! / I came here to do just that, y'know. DIRECTOR: Waitwaitwaitwait!!
DIRECTOR: 3 is enough! / Listen to me! HIMEKO: No way. / I want to show how a PeloCan girl should be so crazy about Pelollipops. DIRECTOR: Please don't do that, you don't have to! HIMEKO: No way, I must.
HIMEKO: Crab-miso, liver, century egg, blue cheese, eggplant, soft roe, durian, barley, sea cucumber, margarine, oyster sauce, salmon roe, DIRECTOR: W-what in the world is this... CREW: This is definitely going to exceed 15 seconds. HIMEKO: salted fish, tako wasabi, mullet roe, dried mackerel, mackerel miso, mayonnaise tofu, vegetable juice, seaweed vinegar, corned beef, leek, fermented sushi, bitter gourd chanpuru,
DIRECTOR: Then... lessee... / We'll just speed up the voice only... / Oh I don't care anymore!
pg17:
TV: Before that, a commercial break!
HIMEKO: It's about time. BOSSUN: Yeah.
HIMEKO: Ahh!! It started! HIMEKO: Kyaaaaaa I'm getting nervous!
TV: PeloPeloPelollipop,
TV: PeloPelollipop! ALL: ...
pg18:
TV: PeloPeloPelollipop, TV: PeloPelollipop!
TV: Once you start... TV: You just can't stop!
TV: Whoa, this is super good!
TV: One mor- bleeeerggghhh... TV: Check out our new flavours!
TV: Crab-miso, liver, TV: century egg, blue cheese,
pg19:
TV: eggplantsoftroedurianbarleyseacucumber TV: *squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak* *TN: It's the sound of Himeko's recital being sped up*
TV: Now on sale [star]!https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26799Translation: Sket Dance 1252010-12-24T14:28:30+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBAKumA.
chp 125: Fast reactions, doubts, meetings. (all 3 are read as Kaigi in Japanese)
pg01:
Bossun: Kah-- Back in my day, I was awesome. I pitched in 18 games in Koshien. Bossun: My 83 strikeouts! And up until now, this record hasn't been broken! Until now!
*Long TL Note: Koshien is the Japanese High School baseball tournament. Bossun's doing Bandou Eiji, a former pro baseball pitcher turned celebrity*
Bossun: After that, I turned pro, yes siree. Himeko: You're good! Bossun: I was a pro pitcher. Himeko: You totally nailed that Bandou Eiji impression!
Bossun: Nishishishi, that was a piece of cake. Himeko: You're amazing! Bossun: I can do others too. Himeko: Eh really?/How about Doraemon?
Bossun: No problem. Himeko: You can do Doraemon?! Switch: I want to see that.
Box: Himeko's tsukkomi simulation Text: Kuku... He'll just say "I'm Doraemon!" Then I'll go "You only said the name, what kinda crappy impression was that!", ushishishi...
Himeko: The hell?! You look exactly like Doraemon when he's useless and panicky in the movie version!/ That's too good!
pg02:
Switch: I can do impressions too. Himeko: Oh, who can you do?
Switch: Kamiya Mao from Ponytail Revolution. Himeko: Who the hell is that! Bossun: Why did you bring a exact scale sized bust here!
Switch: Being happy is Number One [star]! Himeko: I said, we don't know who's that!
Switch: Actually, that was pretty spot-on. Bossun: Of course it was! You just altered the voice! Himeko: All you did was to add voice data that was similar and use it!
Himeko: But that sure sounded like that rich missy from the Student Council. Switch: Unyuu-san? I guess that voice did sound like her type. Bossun: Ah! I know, I know! I can do Student Council impressions!
Bossun: Kakaka, Don't ever come here again, fool!
Himeko: That's the President! You sounded exactly like him!/ You really can do every impression?! Switch: Rather, why does his face changes too?
pg03:
Himeko: My turn, my turn! I'll do a Student Council impression too! I'll do Daisy-chan! Bossun: Oh, that was unexpected! Give it a shot!
Himeko: Ermmmm/ Gimme a sec. Himeko: Ermmmm, uhhhhh/ Hmm.
Himeko: Yahhhhh I can't do it if you stare at me! Bossun: Just do it already!
Himeko: Drown in the gutter and die. Bossun: Eh? you nailed it!
Bossun: That was surprisingly good! Himeko: Eh? For real? Switch: Your voice is similar to hers after all. Himeko: Can I go on TV with this? Bossun: Like hell you can! You're just copying someone in our school!
Himeko: Do Tsubaki next! Bossun: Huh? Himeko: You did that before, didn't you? Switch: I want to see that./ Ready, action!
Bossun: ...!! Himeko: Whatcha being embarrassed for!
Tsubaki: Th-That voice... Tsubaki: Fujisaki and Onizuka?
Bossun: What do you mean, "that voice"?
Tsubaki: Wh-/ Where is this? Bossun: Huh?!
pg05:
Bossun: You lost your contact lenses?
Bossun: In the first place, you wore contacts?! Tsubaki: Yeah, I'm extremely short-sighted. I need my contacts to see. Himeko: To mix up our room and the council room, your eyesight really sucks!
Tsubaki: You look really fuzzy to me right now. Bossun: How extreme is your short-sightedness!
Bossun: At least get a pair of specs. Tsubaki: I usually bring a pair with me, but it's not with me today.
Tsubaki: Also, I don't like wearing spectacles. It feels like I'll return to my old self... Bossun: Hmmmmmm... Bossun: I don't really get it, but that must be tough.
Tsubaki: Sorry for intruding, anyway. Himeko: Oi, are you okay? Bossun: It's fine, let him go!/ He's not a child.
pg06:
Bossun/Himeko: ...
Bossun: Wait wait wait wait! You're walking like a drunk man! Himeko: We'll bring you to the student council room, at least! Tsubaki: Let me go! Bossun: Like he'll I'm letting you go!
Tsubaki: I'm supposed to be a role model for the students. Tsubaki: I cannot ask the Sket-dan for help. Bossun: That doesn't have any connection, y'know?!
Bossun: Ah, is that so?!/ Then go alone! Himeko: Bossun, Bossun: Go get yourself injured!
Bossun: Ah!
Bossun: Oho, Tsubaki. Tsubaki: Yes!
Bossun: What are you doing here? Tsubaki: This voice.../ President! Himeko: Why the hell does your face change, anyway?
pg07:
Bossun: Look. Sign: Student Council Room Bossun: We're here.
Tsubaki: I'm so very sorry for this, President,/ To trouble you like this! Tsubaki: I'm so ashamed! Bossun: Kakaka, it's fine.
Himeko: What are you doing with the President, Tsubaki? Tsubaki: Hm?
Tsubaki: Is that Asahina? I can't see you clearly, I lost my contact lenses.
Tsubaki: Hah.../ I feel so pathetic. Bossun: ?
Tsubaki: I'm sorry for letting you see such an embarrassing side of me. Bossun: Eh, it's fine...
Bossun: It's not that bad, y'know?/ There's tons of people with bad eyesight... Tsubaki: My...
Tsubaki: I was teased when I was young because of my bad eyesight./ From then, I've had an inferiority complex about it... Tsubaki: Hahaha... Sorry about that.
pg08:
Himeko/Bossun: I-It's okay...
Bossun: Umm...
Bossun: Th-then, we'll be going home now! Tsubaki: Eh? You're going home?! / What time is it? Bossun: Let's see... 4pm. Gotta hurry back. Himeko: Bossun, it's only 3:30! Bossun: Doesn't matter!
Tsubaki: Don't we have a meeting at 4?
Bossun: Huh?
pg09:
Bossun: This is bad...
Himeko: There's no turning back!
Tsubaki: Alright, shall we begin the meeting?
Tsubaki: I will be the moderator this time. As I can't see clearly right now, please pardon me for any incovenience.
Tsubaki: Let's see... / Is Asahina present? Himeko: Eh? / Y-Yes I am. Tsubaki: Good.
Tsubaki: Unyuu is...
pg10:
Bossun: ...
Bossun: Switch / Use that voice you used for that Ponytail Whatever.
Switch: I'm right here. Tsubaki: Good. Bossun: Whoa that worked?!
Tsubaki: Shinba-san, are you present? Bossun: Eh?
Himeko: I-Imitate Shinba-san! / You can do it, Bossun! Bossun: Like hell I can! Himeko: Only you can do this!
Bossun: ...
Bossun: Aren't I sitting right in front of you, Tsubaki-chan? Himeko: He did it!!
pg11:
Tsubaki: Hmm? That's odd. / I don't see the President...
Bossun: Eh? Isn't that just because you can't see anything right now? Tsubaki: I can see the silhouette, at the very least.
Bossun: ...
Bossun: Agata just went to the toilet. Tsubaki: The toilet? / Very well, let's wait for him to return. Bossun: T-t-this is bad! We don't have enough people left!
Switch: I shall go to the restroom to wash up, too. Bossun: Oi Switch!! Bossun: You bastard, are you trying to run away?!
Switch: I'll go get that thing from the clubroom. Bossun: Huh?
Bossun: What thing?
pg12:
Tsubaki: Now that we're all present, let's begin the meeting.
All: Now there's really no escape-!!
pg13:
Tsubaki: Firstly, we have a request for an interview by the Newspaper Club. Tsubaki: It seems that they would like to publish an article about the Student Council.
Tsubaki: They will be asking basic questions about us. / I have all your birthdates, but just to check, let me confirm them with all of you.
Tsubaki: Starting with the President / Please state your birthday.
Bossun: Erm...
Bossun: Let's see... gimme a sec... Text beside Bossun repeats BirthdayBirthdayBirthday...
Bossun: November 11. Tsubaki: Huh?!
Himeko: Idiot--!!! That's YOUR birthday! Tsubaki: P-President, you have the same birthday as me...? Bossun: Ah... kakaka, I was just testing you.
pg14:
Bossun: I have no idea! / Switch, help me!! SFX: *clickclackclickclack*
Box: 1
Box: 2
Box: 5 (December 5) Bossun: That's my Switch!
Bossun: January 25. Tsubaki: Ehhhh?!!!
Tsubaki: Was it not December 5?! Bossun: Ah... yeah, just messin' with ya again. / Stop asking me for all this trivial stuff!
Switch: I've got everybody's birthday right here. / Michiru-san's October 8, Daisy-chan's February 15. mine's May 20. Bossun: That was desperate, but nice one, Switch!
pg15:
Himeko: Hmm--, ain't your memory good, Mimorin.* Tsubaki: "ain't"?! Bossun: Don't do unnecessary stuff, stupid! *TL Note: Himeko accidentally let slip her Kansai accent*
Tsubaki: What's with you, Asahina! / Suddenly switching to a Kansai accent... Himeko: Just your imagination! / Drown in a gutter and die!
Tsubaki: There's something weird.
Himeko: N-Nothing's weird! Die in a well! Drown! Tsubaki: Your hair colour's different... and you're not wearing any spectacles...
pg16:
Himeko: Aren't you just imagining things? Tsubaki: Ah... Now that you mention it... Bossun: WHEEEEEEWW!
Bossun: But this is getting bad! He's slowly getting used to this. Tsubaki: Moving on, let's have everyone state their interests and hobbies.
Tsubaki: Starting with the President...
Tsubaki: Eh?! / What?! / President, you had your head shaved?! Bossun: W-What the hell?! I said, stop nagging at me!
Bossun: I just shaved it off myself. Tsubaki: Just?! By yourself?! Bossun: My hobby is shaving. Tsubaki: I didn't know that!
pg17:
Tsubaki: As I thought, the President's a pretty complex person... Tsubaki: Anyway / Shinba-san, you're next.
SFX (The small cloudy bubbles): *huff* Bossun: I like to sneak around. Tsubaki: Ehhhh??!!!
Tsubaki: W-Wasn't your hobby cooking? Bossun: Don't be so annoying, Tsubaki-chan!
Tsubaki: Everybody seems to be acting strangely today... / Moving on... Unyuu.
pg18:
Tsubaki: Somehow... Unyuu looks like a totally different person?? Switch: It's just your imagination, Tsubaki. Don't worry about it. Tsubaki: Is that so...
Tsubaki: What do you think, Asahi-
Himeko: SHADDUP!!!
Himeko: WE SAID, DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF!! Bossun: Don't be so reckless, idiot! / That's it, we gotta run!
Bossun: It's almost 4, the real Student Council's coming! Himeko: Bossun... what should we do,Tsubaki's not waking up. Bossun: It's all your fault! Switch: President, I'll go ahead at write the meeting minutes, alright? Bossun: Oh, drop the act already! / Shut up and run!
pg19:
Agata: Hmm?
Agata: What's up Tsubaki, you just woke up from a nap? Tsubaki: Ah, no... eh? / Feels like I'm forgetting something... AGata: It's meeting time, are you alright?
Tsubaki: Eh? Meeting? / Isn't it over already? AGata: Huh?
Agata: What the hell were you daydreaming about? / It hasn't even started yet. Tsubaki: Eh? / But, just now...
Shinba: Agata... / There's something like a meeting minutes right here... Agata: For real?! Tsubaki: See? I wasn't daydreaming!
Agata: The hell is this.
Sheet reads:
Student Council General Meeting Agata - 12/5 Shaving Shinba - 10/6 Sneaking around Asahina - 2/15 Punching the faces of others Unyuu - 5/20 Anime Spiky bubble: Next year's budget for Sket-dan 1 million yen
https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26671Translation: Sket Dance 1242010-12-20T14:12:56+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comchp 124: May I come backstage?
pg01:
Bossun: Hey Swiiitch.
Bossun: Did you know, Momoka has a concert nearby tomorrow. Himeko: Let's ask her for tickets so we can go together!
Bossun: Hmm? What, you already have one?
Bossun: Dammit, you went ahead and got a ticket only for yourself again! Himeko: Tell us next time when you do that!
Bossun: Oi oi oi, you ignoring us now huh?! Himeko: You think you better than us? Himeko: You want us to really mess you up?
Bossun: Hm?
pg02:
Switch: I can't speak because my laptop broke down Bossun: Ah, that so.
Bossun: But maaaaan, that really sucks for you! Himeko: You know it.
Bossun: You can't speak, you can't research, the laptop-less Switch is just a otaku with glasses! Himeko: Mmhmm. Himeko: So, otaku, you're gonna go to Momoka's concert alone?
pg03:
*pop*
*whoosh* Switch: That's because I'm a fan. Bossun: Umm... Himeko: That was slow.
Bossun: Huh? We're gonna have to communicate like this now?! Himeko: Why can't you use that PC we have over there? Bossun: Looks like both broke down at the same time. Himeko: How did you abuse them?!
Bossun: So whatcha gonna do about this, Switch! It's too troublesome to talk like this!
*scratch scratch scratch*
pg04:
Switch: There,there. Himeko: I thought it took a while!
Himeko: Why did you have to add a drawing! You thought you had all the time in the world?! Bossun: Think about the pacing of the conversation, dammit! This is annoying!
Himeko: Enough, just speak! This is the time to learn how to speak again! Switch: Let go! Bossun: Yeah! This is the perfect opportunity! Say "Good afternoon"!
Yuuki: Good afternoon.
pg05:
Yuuki: I heard Switch's laptop is spoilt? Bossun: AHHHHHH SOMETHING WEIRD JUST CAME IN!!!!
Yuuki: I've always wanted to ask... how are you guys related to Kibitsu Momoka? Bossun: Momoka? Yuuki: Yes. She was there back when we were rehearsing for the kindergarden play too, no? Himeko: Yeah.
Switch: We're acquainted. So? Yuuki: OH MY SATAN!
Bossun: Huh?! Yuuki: Why? Why are you acquainted with an idol?
Switch: Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/ Yuuki: OH MY SATAN! Himeko: The hell is that?!
Yuuki: Fufufu... I see... Yuuki: I have a proposition... Bossun: Eh? What...
pg06:
Yuuki: Get me an autograph! Bossun/Himeko: Huhhhhh?!!
Yuuki: To tell you the truth, I became a big fan after watching "Mild Tremor" starring her. Text beside Momoka: Is it shaking? Test below Momoka: Mild Tremor Himeko: What kinda title for a horror movie is that!
Yuuki: You're going to her concert tomorrow, right? Please! Yuuki: As a fellow fan, please help me get her autographhhhhhhh!!!!!! Bossun: Just say it normally! Himeko: The way you do that is creepy!
Switch: I refuse (lol) Bossun: He sure replied fast this time!
Yuuki: Fufufu, I know you're just saying that, and you'll get an autograph from me. You're just that kind of person. Switch: This is farewell. Bossun: Use the door, dammit, the door!
pg07:
Bossun: It's just an autograph, just get it for her. Himeko: Yeah, we know Momoka personally after all. By the way, do you get to go backstage to meet her?
Switch: You know Bossun: Hmm?
Switch: Just because I'm acquainted to Momoka doesn't mean I can just go backstage to see her on a whim. Bossun: Eh, is that so?
Switch: I didn't pull any strings to get my ticket too. Bossun: Eh, is that so?!
Switch: If you are real fans, shouldn't you get your tickets using the proper means? Bossun: You're right, we're sorry. Himeko: He's really scary at times like these...
Himeko: Eh? Then Momoka doesn't know you're going to her concert? Switch: *nod* Bossun: Well, you can't see the audience very well from the stage.
Himeko: Ehhhhh~ Then she won't know that you went to all her concerts!! Bossun: Then why are you going anyway?
pg08:
Switch: Just to support Momoka.
Momoka: Masumasu Marumaru Momoka: Marshmallow [2 circle marks] *TL note: Maru can mean circle in Japanese*
Momoka: [2 star marks] Fans: HOSHI HOSHI!!! *TL Note: Hoshi means star in Japanese*
Momoka: Whew~~~ It's already the last song~ Momo-tan's happy to see all of you so energetic here today! Momoka: Energetic Beam! Fans: BEAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
pg09:
Fans: Hmmmm, looks like Momoka-jou has improved yet again. I think her dancing is much more polished, any opinions? *Note: -jou is a formal suffix for women* Fans: I agree. But I prefer her singing. Fans: She has a great voice, so her singing was much acclaimed in the industry.
Fans: I would like to see the seiyuu Momo-tan again. Her singer and actress persona would be great too. Fans: Her experience working in many segments in the entertainment industry made her the success she is now.
Fans: No doubt... Fans: She must have put in a lot of effort.
Momoka: Thanks for coming today! Hope to see you again! [2 star marks]!
pg10:
Phone: From: Kibitsu Momoka Sb: Re: May I come backstage? Text: Of course! (^.^) It's rare to see that coming from you. I told my manager already, so come over after the concert!
Text under Switch: He dropped it.
pg11:
Maniac: What the hell, let me see her! Maniac: Let me see Momo-tan!
Guard: You can't enter! Maniac: Momo-tan! Maniac: You're so cute, Momo-tan! Manager: Eh? This isn't your friend? Momoka: I don't know this person at all! Momoka: Ew no, he got through!
Maniac: MOMO-TAAAAAAAAN!!!
Maniac: Gimme an autograph! Momoka: Kyaaaaa!!
Momoka: You...
SFX: *clap*
pg12:
Switch: Let go! Maniac: Eh?
Maniac: W-W-Who are you! Who are you to Momoka!
Switch: We're acquainted. So? Maniac: Huh?!
Guard: You, don't just enter without permission! Momoka: Wait!
Momoka: Th-that's really my friend. Momoka: My precious friend.
pg13:
Maniac: Wh...!
Maniac: What the hell!! You bastard, you and Momo-tan..!!
Maniac: Aieeeee!!!
Maniac: You!!!
pg14:
Switch: This is farewell. Maniac: O-okay!
Momoka: Thanks... for today. For coming to my concert. Momoka: And... Momoka: For saving me back there.
pg15:
Momoka: Hahaha... Seems like I'm just thanking all the time...
Switch: There, there.
Momoka: Hahaha, your laptop broke down, so you're writing messages? That's just like you, Switch. I have a pen, you do need it? Switch: I refuse (lol) Momoka: Hahaha Why not!
Momoka: So... you came to my concert today?
Switch: Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/
pg16:
Momoka: No way.
Momoka: I've noticed. Momoka: Switch... you've come to every single one of my events, haven't you.
Momoka: I've always saw you from the stage.
Switch: ...
Switch: Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/
pg17:
Momoka: ... Why would you say that? Momoka: Then... why did you come all the time?
Switch: That's because I'm a fan. Momoka: Eh?
Momoka: ....!! Sfx: *blush* Momoka: F-F- Fan... You said, fan...
Momoka: By "fan"... You mean... Momoka: Basically...
pg18:
Switch: Just to support Momoka.
Momoka: Is that so... Momoka: I see.
Momoka: Anyway, thanks for today, really! Momoka: See you around.
pg19:
SFX: *pat* Momoka: !!!
Momoka: Eh?
Momoka: ... Momoka: A pen?
Switch: Gimme your autograph. Momoka: What the hell?! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26647Translation: Sket Dance 1232010-12-19T11:40:00+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBakuma.
chp 123: Genesis World Grand Prix Part II
pg01:
Scroll: Summary Yamanobe-sensei came to us to ask us to enter the Genesis World Grand Prix which happens once every 4 years. We accepted his request. OP TEXT: The calm before the storm...? Forming a team with Captain, we flew to where the strongest Genesists gather, Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom! How will this Grand Prix turn out? Roman: To really appreciate this chapter, please read "Genesis Generation" from Vol. 3!
Announcer: And thus the 10th Genesis World Grand Prix will commence!
Announcer: Before we begin, the acting General Manager of the Genesis Association, Prince of Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom would like to give a few words. Now we invite His Majesty for his opening speech. Himeko: Enough with all the "Gen"s...
Prince: Er- Ladies and Prince: Gentlemen. Yup.
Prince: Did you know, my sister Genevieve married a man from Genova, Italy. Prince: He's called Geno and he sells generic medicine, which is generally expensive.
pg02:
Prince: I think he's a genial generous gentlemanly genius. With that, let the Genesis World Grand Prix BEGI-N!! OP TEXT 2: Everyone, do your best. Himeko: The hell is this guy talking about!
Announcer: I shall explain the rules. This will be a knockout tournament.
Announcer: Here are the 16 participant countries. Bossun: Why do I only recognise Japan and China! Himeko: Are you sure Genesis is actually popular?! Chart reads (from left): Japan, East Cupeel, China, Nahn-ahn, Lesoppocountsland, Gajoun, South Taatam, Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom, Goppah, Central Abrica, Zoolzoonlooznoo Republic, Ponzs.
Bossun: Oh wait! One of them's a state in the US! Chart: State of Wyoming. Switch: It's the only part of America that plays Genesis. Himeko: Why the hell is that the only state!!
pg03:
Announcer: And for the champions! A silver-plated bronze medal with the word "Gold" embellished on it! *Medal has the kanji for 'Gold'* Himeko: Don't make it so confusing! Bossun: Why the hell is it in kanji?!
Yamanobe: Hahaha... Takahashi-kun. Sorry about all this. Bringing you to a weird country and all... Captain: It's alright, I'm enjoying this!
Yamanobe: But you've only started Genesis just a while back, so it doesn't seem that exciting, right? Captain: Um... yeah.
Captain: But...
Announcer: For the MVP, a golden lion brooch as proof that he is the King of Genesists! TEXT ABOVE BOSSUN: Whoa, that sounds kinda cool! TEXT ABOVE HIMEKO: I'm gonna be the MVP! Captain: Those three sure look fired up, don't they?
Captain: I like people like them. I'm glad to participate this tournament with them.
pg04:
Yamanobe: ... Wow... Takahashi-kun...
Yamanobe: Takahashi-kun! Whoa! Yamanobe: You'll be great! You're already hyped for Genesis! Captain: Se-sensei, you're overly passionate!
Announcer: And the MVP will enjoy a year's worth of Mpruinese cuisine, such as dried firefly damselfish sardines! Himeko: What kinda food is that?!
Captain: I'll do my best! Bossun: Eh? Captain suddenly became fired up! Himeko: We're gonna win this no matter what!
Announcer: Thank you all for being so patient. And without further ado!
Announcer: The main event, a performance by KanGeni Eight! *TL Note: Pun on Kanjani Eight, a Japanese band.* Himeko: The opening ceremony is way too long! Bossun: The hell is KanGeni Eight!
Announcer: With the backup dancers from Genus Genea! Himeko: Enough already!!
pg05:
Block A Round 1
Announcer: The first round in Block A! Everybody's focusing on the east court!
Announcer: Their potential remains unknown! The first-timers from Japan!
Announcer: On the opposite side, they have participated in every single Grand Prix. Wyoming, USA! Himeko: That state is way into Genesis, dammit!
Announcer: Let the match begin! All: Let's have a good game!
pg06:
Captain: B-Bossun, I'm still unfamiliar with the rules... Bossun: Yeah, that can't be helped.
Bossun: Anyway, just follow our lead. You can pick up the rules along the way. Himeko: We can't wait to see how you'll do, Captain! Captain: Um, alright, I'll do my best... hope I won't be a baggage...!
Bossun: ALRIGHT, LET'S GO, JAPAN!! All: YEAAAH!!
Referee: Then, starting with Team Japan... Please do the Warcry Dance.
Captain: Huh? What?
Captain: What was that? D-Dance?! Himeko: It's the Warcry Dance. We did this before, it's the pre-match ritual.
Bossun: HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-
pg07:
Bossun: Ton-ton-ton-ton- Captain: HUH?!!!
Bossun: HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-
Bossun: Ton-ton-ton-ton-
Bossun: HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI- Bossun: Ton-ton-ton-ton-
Guy 1: Hey... That chick from Japan sure is moe. Guy2: Yeah... Japanese girls sure are moe... Box: Thus, Captain suddenly became popular.
pg08:
Referee: Slow Life!! (Match, start)
Bossun: Bring it!!
Captain: I can't be a burden to the rest...!!
Referee: BREAAAAK!!
Captain: Eh? Announcer: Lovin'(7) - Love (0)! Bossun: It's alright, Captain! Captain: Huh?! Switch: Just go with your instincts, Captain.
pg09:
Bossun: I know it's hard to see the ball at first, Captain. It can't be helped that you got a break, but at least aim for a breakthrough, okay? Captain: Okay.. Er, what?
Bossun: If it looks like you can get a netting, go for it! Captain: Erm, sorry. I still need some time to adjust... Referee: Slowing Life! (Match, resume)
Captain: Kyaa!! Referee: GIMME A BREAAAAK!!
Ref: Love Generation (14) - Love (0) Bossun: Captain! Dodge it! You have to either dodge it or net the ball! Switch: Go with your instincts, Captain. Captain: I don't understand any of this!! *sob*
Joanna: Hahaha, Is this really all the Huang offensive style of Japan has to offer?
Joanna: Hunperand! Captain: ... What?
pg10:
Captain: What did she say? Hunperand? Captain: The earphone didn't translate that... Switch: It's because that's a technical term in Genesis.
Switch: It means "It's nothing". Joanna: Hahaha, I see Japan sent out some Beri (beginner) that doesn't even know the rules.
Joanna: Looks like our only real opponent this time is East Cupeel, ahahahaha! Bossun: Eh? I've seen this person somewhere... Was she in Biney's Mute Amp?! *See chp. 96* Switch: Joanna MacDonald from Wyoming, USA. She's a famous Genesist. Himeko: Eh? MacDonald... That means she married Andre?! Captain: Can we stop discussing all these trivial stuff?
Bossun: Oi Joanna! You know she's a beginner, so stop aiming for her all the time! Joanna: Ahahahaha Pritz (I refuse). Bossun: The hell?! Note on Switch's head reads Translator.
Joanna: Isn't it natural to attack the opponent's weak point?
Guy 3: That's right, Joanna. But it seems mean to just attack that Beri, so let's not do that every time, alright? Joanna: Pritz. Himeko: She just refused so quickly.
pg11:
Bossun: Don't mind her, Captain. Himeko: Yeah, it's not like they're impossible to beat.
Switch: And from their way of speech, they definitely are the fodder characters. Captain: Huh, what? Himeko: Yeah, they're the type to die first in a horror movie. Bossun: Yep, no doubt about it.
Bossun: We'll digest and assimilate them. Captain: Wait, what did you just say?
Box: And the deathmatch continues. Himeko: What deathmatch?! Box: Team Japan was tougher than Team Wyoming expected. Both sides refused to give in...
Box: Match point. General Generator Generation (35) - Geneva (42) Box: The netting that will decide the game, was landed by none other than
pg12:
Box: the person who awakened the Genesist within her, Captain and her Morning Star. Himeko: Why does she look so cool, dammit!
Announcer: Game set! and much waaaaanted, Japan! //??? *Pun on game set and match* Captain: Huh? Sket: You did it, Captaaaaaain!!
Captain: I think I've gotten used to this! Let's keep this up for the next match! Sket: Suspender! (Understood)
Box: Team Japan has entered the 2nd round! Himeko: The hell, East Cupeel lost?!
pg13:
Elite Four: Fufufu, Japan, huh. They sure are interesting.
Elite Four: But they aren't a match for us, the Elite Four. Elite Four: Yeah. The real battle is in this Block B.
Elite Four: The outcome has already been decided.
Box: In the Block of Death, Block B
Box: The Elite Four (self-proclaimed) were defeated. Himeko: What the hell was that?! Bossun: Then why were they even introduced?!
Box: After that, Team Japan grew stronger as Captain improved. Box: And they advanced past the 2nd and 3rd round.
pg14:
Box: Now, the final match! Announcer: Let us begin the final match: Japan vs Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom!
Himeko: Our final opponent turned out to be the host country... Switch: They must be really good, since Genesis is their national sport.
Bossun: Oh, we'll be fine. Bossun: Nothing to be afraid of. Captain: There's nothing to be afraid of! Bossun: Eh?
Bossun: You are really fired up... using technical terms, even... Captain: Of course I am! We've made it here, time to give our best!
Yamanobe: Strategy-wise, I think you should go with the basic Dragon A formation. Captain: Pritz (I refuse). Yamanobe: Eh?!
Captain: They are a very defensive team. I think we should go on the offense, starting with the Falcon formation and then shifting to the Griffon. Bossun: Um Right Bossun: That's true, but... Switch: Suspender!
Captain: I'll command from the midfield. Bossun and Himeko-chan, take both wings. Bossun: Eh?! Himeko: Suspender! Bossun: H-hold it, Captain!
Bossun: Erm, aren't I the captain of this team...? Captain: Pritz. Bossun: Huh??!!!
Captain: I'll be the captain. Bossun: Captain?!!!
pg16:
Captain: HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI- Box: Takahashi Chiaki became the captain.
Box: Blessed with good atheletic sense- Captain: Let's go, everyone! Himeko: Suspender! Box: with her passionate and serious attitude, In this short period-
Captain: Stardust Capture Box: She became the peerless, ultimate Genesist. Bossun: What's with that finishing move!!
pg17:
Announcer: Game set!
Announcer: The champions- JAPANNNNNN!!! All: We did it!!!!
All: We won, we won-!!! All: We're awesome!!
Himeko: It's all thanks to Captain's effort! Captain: Ehhh that's not true! It's thanks to everybody! Announcer: And without further ado, the MVP is...
Announcer: from Japan,
Announcer: Chiaki Takahashi!!! Captain: Eh?
pg18:
Bossun: You did it, Captain!!! Captain: Eh? M-Me? Himeko: Yeah you! That's great, Captain!
Captain: I- I'm so happy...
Captain: that I get to eat dried firefly damselfish sardines! Himeko: Huh? Oh yeah, I guess only you'd be happy about that...
Joanna: Hi Chiaki Captain: Joanna!
Joanna: For calling you a Beri (beginner) just now... I'm sorry. Bossun: Joanna turned out to be a nice person?! Switch: This scene out of a sports manga sure is pointless.
Announcer: As proof that you are the King of Genesists, you will be presented with golden lion brooch! Captain: Wow!!
Captain: I'm so glad! I'm gonna wear this even at school! Announcer: Finally, the special privilege for the King!
pg19:
Announcer: You may become part of the royal family! Captain: Huh?
Prince: OHHHHHH MY BRIIIIIIDEEEE!!!! Captain: HUH?!!! Prince: You will become my bride! Captain: What?!!
Captain: Please hold on for a second, I don't wanna be a princess! I want to return to Japan! Prince: What are you saying?! Everybody was fighting for the right to be royalty! Captain: I don't care!
Prince: Fufufu, I've taken a liking to you. I've prepared a banquet of the finest food in the country! Prince: Let us begin the wedding ceremony immediately!
Captain: Pritz. Prince: EH?!!!! Bossun: Alright, let's go home. ED TEXT: What a Hunperand privilege...https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26646Translation: Sket Dance 1222010-12-19T11:35:48+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBakuma.
chp 122: Genesis World Grand Prix Part I
pg01:
Yamanobe: ...
Bossun: ... E-eh? What's with that serious face, sensei? Himeko: I bet you brought some weird game again this time. Yamanobe: I have something to ask of you!
Yamanobe: Do you.. want to aim for the top?
Bossun: Huh?! What?! Yamanobe: Aim for it. Bossun: For what? Yamanobe: The top. Bossun: The top? In what?!
Yamanobe: ...
Yamanobe: In Genesis. Bossun: GENESIS?!
pg02:
Bossun: Ge- Himeko: Genesis World Grand Prix?
Yamanobe: *gulp*
All: ...
Yamanobe: Won't you consider taking part? Bossun: Hold up a second!!
Yamanobe: Bearing the Japanese flag. SFX: *thump* Bossun: I said wait, dammit!
Bossun: Huh? Since when was there a world championship?! Yamanobe: Of course there is. It's Genesis. Himeko: That's why it's hard to believe! There're other people playing that?! Yamanobe: Yes there is!
pg03:
Yamanobe: There are 16 participant countries y'know? Bossun: For real?!
Himeko: No way! There are other Genesists?! Yamanobe: I knew that just recently too. Who knew that it spread even further than China? Bossun: It did?!
Switch: Honestly... It's like you didn't know the history of Genesis. Himeko: What, you actually do?! Bossun: This guy must've done some serious research.
Switch: Well, it's still considered a minor sport since there aren't many competitive players. However, it's gaining popularity at an alarming rate. Switch: There are 4 Generals responsible for spreading Genesis across the world. Master Huang is one of them. He made it popular in Asia. Bossun: Oi oi, are you sure it's okay to go with that setting? *TL Note: Huang means yellow in Mandarin*
Switch: And then we have America's Reverend Brown,
Europe's Lord White,
and Africa's Chief Greengreen. Bossun: I bet all of this was added as an afterthought!
pg04:
Yamanobe: ... and that's all. The Genesis World Grand Prix happens once every 4 years, it seems.
Yamanobe: And this time, I received this invitation on behalf of the Japanese Genesists. Here, take a look.
Bossun: I can't read this!
Himeko: The hell?! WHat language is this?! Bossun: I've never even seen these characters before!
Yamanobe: That's Mpruinese. Bossun: What the hell is that?!
Switch: It's a language only used in the Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom. Bossun: What kinda country is that?!
Yamanobe: It's a really small country, so most Japanese wouldn't have heard of it. Thankfully I can read Mpruinese. Himeko: That's our geography teacher for you. Yamanobe: I was shocked that the MCK was the host country, though. Switch: It seems that Genesis is the national sport of the MCK. Bossun: Oi, how much research did you actually do?
pg05:
Yamanobe: Hmm... I wonder why they sent me an invitation? I didn't let them know that Japan had Genesists.
Switch: That's because I contacted the Genesis Association via the MCK embassy. Bossun: What the hell did you think you're doing?! Yamanobe: That's our Switch! There's no high-schooler Japanese Genesist as passionate as you! Himeko: Only the 3 of us fit that criteria!
Yamanobe: By the way, the tournament will take place in the Mpruin Chipepesbu Coliseum, during your holidays. Bossun: Is this some neighbourhood sports festival?! Yamanobe: Your air tickets are covered for, so no problem, right? Bossun: The Genesis Assiocation sure is something!
Yamanobe: All we need is your consent! So, please! Bossun/Himeko: U-Ummmmmm...
Bossun: But... it's Genesis, y'know? Himeko: Yeah, after all this time... I don't feel like it...
pg06:
Bossun: Honestly... It's such a minor sport that I feel embarrassed doing it. Even though we were so into it the other time. Himeko: Yeah, I can't get hyped over going to some random country for a competition. Bossun: Sorry, sensei. We...
Yamanobe: Wa-
Yamanobe: WAKERRRRRRRRR!!!!! Bossun: Ehh?!!
Yamanobe: Remember! That's how you shouted when you entered the Wake Up Zone, Bossun! Bossun: !!! Yamanobe: You were brilliant then!
Yamanobe: Have you forgotten how you burnt with passion during those days of training?!
pg07:
Bossun: Burnt... Passion... Himeko: Days of training...
Bossun: Waker!! Himeko: Uwah, you got me...
Yamanobe: Generation Gap (28) - My Generation (21) !! Himeko: Yes!!
Yamanobe: Flip or flop. And your response, Himeko? Himeko: Huh?
Yamanobe: Gimme A Break!
Yamanobe: HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI- Himeko: I've really gotten used to it.
Yamanobe: Nice netting!
pg08:
Bossun: ... Umm... Well... Bossun: You see...
Bossun: Actually, I! Erm, how should I put it... Bossun: It's not like I dislike Genesis...
Bossun: Erm Rather Bossun: I've never been so passionate about a sport before...
Bossun: But you see! Bossun: I'm fine with it, but... Switch and Himeko... Bossun: I don't think they want to, Bossun: Right?
Himeko: ...
pg09:
Himeko: Eh? What?
Himeko: Eh? Eh? It's not like I, y'know. Himeko: I'm not against playing Genesis too, see? Bossun: Really? Himeko: Don't assume, will you?
Himeko: Even though I'm not that hyped right now. It's not like I forgot about that enthusiasm then, y'know?
Yamanobe: ... Hmm? Then... Yamanobe: I see you guys got slightly fired up...
Himeko: No no no! You see, I'm not that willing to play Genesis, y'know? More like, I have nothing better to do, so I'll just tag along, right? Bossun: Yeah me too! Don't make it seem like I really wanted to do this, alright?
Bossun: H-How about you, Switch?
pg10:
Bossun: Huh? Bossun: He just took out the Morning Star!
Switch: Nothing's wrong with the tail... Hmm, what? Bossun: You're really pumped, aren't you!
Switch: No, I'm not. I'm just doing maintenance on club equipment. Switch: Oh hey, this is what I used for Genesis. Yamanobe: You guys are too complicated!
Himeko: Fine! Let's decide this once and for all, Bossun! We'll do it if you want to! Final decision time! Bossun: As I said, it's not like I really really wanted to do this! I don't think... How about you guys decide? I'll go with your decision! Switch: I'll do whatever you tell me to, Bossun. You're the leader. Yamanobe: How long is this going to take!?
Bossun: ... Ummm... Well.. Erm *cough*
Bossun: S-Shall we?
pg11:
Himeko: OHHH!!! Let's do this! Bossun: Yeah! Himeko: Here we come, Genesis World Grand Prix! Actually, I really wanted to go! Bossun: Me too! Switch: Honestly, me too! Yamanobe: You guys really are a pain!
Bossun: Ahh I'm somehow nervous! I think I forgot what a netting is. Himeko: You'll remember once we practice! You were a great Defensist! Yamanobe: Hahaha his break ratio sure was low. Note: You don't have to read this part.
Bossun: But I gotta practice more, I had tons of read airs since I wasn't used to the flippers. Yamanobe: You know what they say, "He who can control the flippers controls the game"! *The slanted writing reads 'Hahaha'*
Himeko: Hmm, what should I do with the tail.. What colour should I pick? Switch: The tail's the life of a Genesist, after all.
Bossun: I think I'll go with a red tail. With a blue grip! Himeko: That sounds like what you'd pick. Maybe I'll pick pink... Bossun: How 'bout you, Switch?
Switch: Mine's pretty normal, but... I'll use a metallic green One Piece Fairy Tail. Bossun: Whoa, good one!
pg12:
Bossun: Alright, let's hurry up and practice! We don't have much time til the tournament! Himeko: Yeah!! Yamanobe: Ah!
Bossun: Hmm? Himeko: What?
Yamanobe: Now that I've re-read the invitation letter... It seems like I missed a section under "Participation". Bossun: Eh?
Yamanobe: "A team must consist of 4 players." Bossun: Yeah The 4 of us would do, right? Yamanobe: No, we also need a supervisor over the age of 20. Bossun: A supervisor?!
Bossun: That means it has to be you, sensei... Himeko: So we're short of one... Yamanobe: Y-Yeah...
Yamanobe: ...
Please!! Do you have an atheletic and passionate friend? Bossun: No we don't!
Bossun: !! Actually...
pg13:
Captain: Yeah sure, why not?
Captain: It seems interesting, plus I love sports. Captain: And I'm glad that I get to go overseas for free! Sket: Thank god!!
Captain: I'm gonna have to bring lots of bentos!! Bossun: No, you don't have to! Box: Thus,
The Sket-dan + Captain team had barely enough time to practice before the actual tournament.
pg14:
Box: On the way to the Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom.
Bossun: Whew, we're finally here.
Bossun: The Mpruin Chipesbu... Chipepe... Chipepebus... the MCK! Himeko: You couldn't pronounce it properly, huh.
Yamanobe: Now ladies and gentlemen. Let's head to the coliseum! The opening ceremony's already started. Switch: Sensei! I can't find my canteen! Himeko: Can you stop acting like you're going to a neighbourhood sports festival?
pg15:
Bossun: W-Whoa... This does looks like a serious tournament. Himeko: There's really a bunch of people from different countries.
Yamanobe: It sure seems lonely,not seeing anyone we know. Himeko: If we did that'd be scary. Huang: Yamanobe-san!
Yamanobe: Ah! Huang-san! Himeko: There really was someone we know!
pg16:
Yamanobe: If it isn't the Huang brothers! Huang: We're the Chinese representatives. We knew you'll be here, Yamanobe-san. Captain: Who are they? Bossun: Master Huang's grandsons. Himeko: The Genesists with the Hyperhythm. //reference to Hyperion again :D Switch: My comrades in crappy games.
Yamanobe: Hahaha, this is actually our first time, so we don't really know our way around... It'll be great if you could guide us.
Huang: Alright, first, get your number tags from the reception counter. You will get a bottle of juice each. Bossun: This looks like Yakult. Himeko: This isn't a neighbourhood sports festival, dammit!
Masked man: Yo If it isn't the Huang brothers from China.
Huang: Ah! The defending champions...
Bossun: Champions...!!!
pg17:
Huang: East Cupeel!! Bossun: The hell is that! Himeko: Where's that supposed to be?!
Masked man: Kukuku... To think you'll come back again... You guys never learn, do you. Himeko: I bet he has a stupid looking face under that mask.
Masked man: And those are the Japanese? You sure have too much free time to be talking to others.
Masked man: Well, you guys are gonna get steamrolled by us anyway, so good luck.
Huang: Good afternoon! Masked man: ... Bossun: He didn't understand their language after all!!
pg18: Captain: What's this? Switch: I've modded the Whisper-In-Your-Ear earphone. Now it's the Translating earphone.
Switch: I've looked up on the other participating countries, and added their languages into my translation software. The laptop will then send the translation to your earphones. Bossun: Are you fine with becoming more and more like Doraemon?
Speakers: The tournament will be starting soon. Himeko: Hey, it really is in Japanese now! Bossun: This is awesome!
Speaker: Those who did not get their Yakult, please ask for it at the reception. Bossun: It just said 'Yakult'! Bossun: Don't just translate randomly!
Himeko: Wow, there's so many people from so many countries. Huang: Genesis can now be considered as an international sport. Winning would not be easy.
Huang: Look! The favourites for this year's championship!
pg19:
Huang: Gajoun. Himeko: What country's that!
Huang: Lesoppocountsland. Himeko: The hell is that!
Huang: Zoolzoonlooznoo Republic. Himeko: Stop messing with us!
Huang: You will have to beat them to be the champions. Himeko: Why the hell are they all some unknown countries?! Box: The Genesis World Grand Prix is finally starting! Which country will emerge as the champion? To be continued! https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26600Translation: Sket Dance 1212010-12-16T11:32:39+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBakuma.
Chapter 121: Masked Love
Cover page:
Middle text: They are always the life of the party!
Title Box: Chapter 121: Masked Love by Shinohara Kenta
pg 01:
Yabasawa: Awful!! Who's that guy, he's so cool!! Girl A: You don't know? That's Akkun. Yabasawa: Akkun?
Girl A: He's got looks, personality and loads of female fans too. Yabasawa: That's super awful!! Does he have a girlfriend? Girl A: Not that I've heard of. Yabasawa: AWFUL!
Girl A: I bet that a person like him would have any problems when it comes to love...
pg 02:
Eni: Please help me with my problems about love.
Bossun and Himeko: ...
Bossun: Pl-Please give us a sec...
*Note: Koi means love or carp in Japanese* Bossun: Oi what now? Some good looking guy came to us asking for help. Himeko: That's easy, just clap. When they come, throw them some fish food. I'm good at that. Bossun: Not the fish! It's obviously about love!
pg03:
Bossun: Hahaha... Well, let's start off by having you introduce yourself. Himeko: Yeah, like your name, your class, your club activity. Eni:Um, okay.
Eni: 2nd year X class, my name and club is a secret. Himeko: Thanks for telling us nothing but which year you're in!!
Himeko: What the hell, introduce yourself properly! Eni: Ahh... I'm kinda shy, so I don't like talking about myself. Sorry... Bossun: Even if you tried to hide it, we have other ways of knowing... Darn, Switch isn't here today, so we don't.
Bossun: Oh well. You came here to consult us?
Eni: Um... Yeah.
Everyone: ...
Bossun: Like hell that's possible! Have you looked at yourself in the mirror? That isn't the face of someone that'll have problems about love!
Eni: That has nothing to do with my face! A-And it's not like I'm handsome or anything...
Himeko: Shut up! You even have that sparkly aura around you! What's this unfair difference in character design!
pg04:
Bossun: Ah, maybe good looking people have more of such problems? Himeko: Yeah, I'll bet it's on a much more mature level that for high-schoolers.
Bossun & Himeko: ...
Bossun: Oi oi, we have to deal with such a mature problem? Himeko: Ahh what to do... Shall I call Nakatani-san from class A to come over? That person's mature. Bossun: As I said, who the hell is that!
Eni: A mature problem... Now that you've mention it, I think my problem's rather mature. See, I've fallen for this girl.
Eni: We're from different classes, but in the same club. She's a close female friend of mine. But I want us to be more than that...
Eni: I've been meaning to confess to her...
Eni: But if I get rejected, things will get awkward between us. What if in the end, I have to quit from the club? Just thinking about that makes me afraid to go confess to her. Himeko: THAT'S NORMAL!
pg05:
Himeko: That's awfully normal! That's the stereotypical kind of romance for a teenager! Bossun: How the hell is that "mature"? Eni: Ehh?! Isn't it a mature problem to decide between keeping our friendship or to take the plunge and confess? Bossun: This guy's surprisingly innocent...
Bossun: What's there to be afraid of? You're close to her, plus you have the looks. Bossun: Just give it your best and confess. Who knows, maybe things will work out. Shall we go now?
Eni: You're wrong. Bossun: ?
Eni: I may be good looking- Bossun: Don't praise yourself. Eni: But that doesn't work to my advantage at all. Himeko: Why not? Good looking people are usually popular.
Eni: ...She doesn't know how I look like. Bossun&Himeko: HUHHHHH?!
Eni: By the way, I have no idea how she looks like too. Bossun & Himeko: HUHHHHHHHHHHH??!!
Eni: I don't know her name too. Bossun: Wait wait wait!
pg06:
Himeko: What's up with that! Bossun: Both of you have no idea how the other person looks like?! Bossun: You guys are from the same club right? How the hell can you know know her name or face?! Is this Samurai and Pudding all over again! *Note: ref to You've Got Mail! arc* Himeko: Don't mention that!
Eni: Umm well... Our club has weird rules. We have to keep our faces hidden and our identities a secret during club activities.
Bossun & Himeko: Faces... hidden?
Bossun & Himeko: Faces...hidden...??!
Himeko: What kind of club is that?! Bossun: What can you even do while hiding your faces?! I bet you guys are just a bunch of slackers! Eni: No no, we're not slackers! We wear masks and challenge others to a battle.
Bossun & Himeko: ... A battle?
pg07:
Bossun and Himeko: .....
Himeko: I'm not getting any of this! Bossun: What the hell are both of you doing! Eni: You guys've got the wrong idea! We don't do crazy stuff like battling against each other...
Eni: We battle against other clubs with or without their consent. Himeko: That's even crazier!
Bossun: ...hmm? Against other clubs?
*silence*
Eni: I-
pg08:
Eni: In a quiz showdown. Bossun: YOU'RE ENIGMAN?!
Eni: Ahhh this is embarassing! This is why I didn't want to say it! Himeko: That Enigman?! Himeko: From the Quiz Society?! Bossun: Isn't your personality different?
Bossun: Ah... so the girl you like is...
Eni: Quecchon. Bossun: FOR REAL?!
Eni: I-I can't tell Quecchon how much I like her! Help me, Bosshuuton! Bossun: Don't call me by that name!
pg09:
Bossun: Ahh that was surprising.
Bossun: To think that Enigman was just a useless handsome guy. Himeko: Yeah, he's really useless. Eni: W-what do you mean by "useless"?
Himeko: Cause the you now isn't like how we remember it to be. Hmm how do I put it, it's more like... Bossun: "Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, I challenge you to a Quiz Showdown!" Himeko: Yeah just like that! Man your impressions are good!
Himeko: So why aren't behaving like Enigman now? Bossun: Maybe his personality changes when he puts on his mask? Himeko: That's just like a manga! Hmm, but that could be possible...
*silence*
Eni: M-my personality changes when I put on my mask. Himeko: No way, really?!
pg10: Eni: I was a timid person, but when I started cosplaying during club activities, I suprisingly became more extroverted. Himeko: ...I wanna see that...
Eni: When I put on my mask... Wahahahaha! I'm like this!
Eni: When I take it off... Good morning. What a pleasant morning, don't you agree?
Eni: Put it on... WAHAHAHAHA!
ENi: Take it off... No no, I'm not popular at all!
Eni: Put it on, mike at hand... Now! Are you ready, folks! I become all emcee-like. Himeko: The hell I care!
Bossun: How the hell can an accessory affect you so much! Himeko: You're the same too!
Eni: ...So that's the extent of my problem.
pg11:
When Quecchon and I joined the club, I told her: "Since we're gonna cosplay, let's make up some interesting characters." And we decided that I'll be Enigman and she'll be my sidekick.
Surprisingly, Quecchon was enthusiastic. She even calls me "Enigman-sama" and admires me. Maybe her original personality's like that.
Even though I don't know her face nor name,
I fell for such a cute girl.
But the person Quecchon admires is Enigman, not me.
She doesn't know the real me.
EVen if she accepts my confession,
once I remove my mask, she'd be disllusioned once she sees my true self.
Eni: And that's why I'm too scared to confess to her...
Bossun: ...
Bossun: You...
pg12:
Bossun: You shitty cowardly nazochist! *Note: ref to chp. 53"
Eni: Ehhhhhhhhhh?!
Bossun: Screw the rules! You were planning on confessing with your mask on?! Bossun: What are you, some stuck-up nobleman?! Eni: B-but!
Eni: Rules are rules. Eni: I can't just...
Bossun: Who the hell cares?! You're just trying to find an excuse to run away, you shitty cowardly nazochistic maggot! Eni: Ehhhhhhhh?!
pg13:
Bossun: In the end, You're just trying to mask your feelings too.
Eni: !!! W-
Eni: Wow, Bosshuuton! ENi: Inspiring! Bossun: I don't think I actually said something that inspiring. Himeko: It wasn't even that impressive.
Bossun: Anyway! Love and club activities are two seperate matters. If you face her with your true self, she may just give you an honest reply.
Eni: Yeah... That's it. Thanks Bosshuuton.
Himeko: Alright, let's go! Eni: Huh? Where?!
Himeko: To confess, duh! Eni: Now?! Bossun: If you don't you'll just procrastinate again! Alright let's go! Eni: Ehhhhhhhhh?!
pg14:
Quecchon: ...! E-Enigman-sama?
Himeko: I'm so nervous I could die. Bossun: Dammit, me too!
Himeko: So whaddya think? Bossun: Hmm? Himeko: About Quecchon's looks. I think she'll be a cute one.
Bossun: I think you shouldn't expect too much. She's gotta be ugly, both looks and personality. Himeko: No way! She'll look cute and have a great personality. Bossun: Then shall we make a bet? Himeko: Sure! 100 yen!
pg15:
Quecchon: E-Enigman, what did you just... Quecchon: Before that, your mask! You can't just show me your face! Eni: It's fine.
Eni: As I've said My personality changes when I put on my mask. This is the real me.
ENi:And I said, I like you.
Eni: I'm saying this not as Enigman, but as Daimon Akitoshi.
Quecchon:... Eni: If possible, could you take off your mask too?
Eni: I'd like a face-to-face reply from you. Won't you consider it?
pg16:
Eni: Thinking time, start.
Bossun: Enigman's pretty good. Himeko: Looks like we didn't have to worry for him.
Quecchon: Alright. Eni: Eh?!
Quecchon: I will answer Enigman-sama's question. Without my mask.
Bossun: W-whoa...
pg17:
Bossun: C-cute! Himeko: Yes, I win!
Quecchon: Enigma- No, Daimon-kun. Here's my answer.
Quecchon: M-my My
Quecchon: My...
pg18:
Quecchon: My personality changes when I put on my mask too.
Bossun, Himeko and Eni: WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Bossun: Wait wait wait! Both of you have the same problem?! Himeko: No way, what a coincidence! Bossun: For real?!
QUecchon: When I'm Quecchon, I admire Enigman-sama and am obedient, but
pg19:
Quecchon: I'm not interested in Daimon-kun in the slightest. All: Huhhhhhhh?!
Quecchon: Now that you know how I look like, don't even try to talk to me. Even if you do I'll just ignore you. Bye. All: Huhhhhhhh?!!!!!!
All:....
Bossun: Erm...
Bossun: The correct answer is Cute, but with a crappy personality. Why..........
https://mangahelpers.com/t/thewrong/releases/26599Translation: Sket Dance 1202010-12-16T11:30:14+00:00thewrongadmin@mangahelpers.comReserved for TrinityBakuma
Sket Dance chp 120 - Stop! Jubanni
pg01:
Switch: Here's a quiz. There was a god that knew everything and could do anything. The question is, can he make a boulder that cannot be lifted?
Bossun/Himeko: ...
Bossun/Himeko: Ehhhhhhh?!
Himeko: Sure he can, he's a god. Bossun: But wouldn't a omnipotent god be able to lift the boulder? Himeko: Course he can, he's a god. ...eh? Then it wouldn't be a boulder that cannot be lifted...
Switch: Hahaha, no matter how you think of it, it's impossible. This is a parad-
Himeko: No way! This is too complicated, it's creepy! Switch: As I said, a para- Bossun: Don't give up! There must be a way out, he's omnipotent! Erm.... Switch: Par- Himeko: Anyway, why would a god bother with lifting boulders, he'll just get his angels to lift it for him!
pg02:
Note: The topic has changed. Bossun: 100kg?! I can lift that much easily! Himeko: No way, no way. You can't even handle 50!
Bossun: What, you don't believe me? Bossun: Alright, what's your weight? Himeko: Huh?!
Bossun: I can carry you without breaking a sweat! Himeko: Wh- Stop it! Bossun: I'll even use only one hand! What are you, 50kg? Himeko: What the hell d'you think you're doing!
Himeko: STOP IT!! Bossun: Urgh!
pg03:
Himeko: You should be sentenced, for not having any delicacy! Himeko: Don't ask a girl about her weight! Bossun: But! Bossun: You wouldn't believe me... Himeko: Even so, you never every try to lift a girl just to prove your point!
Switch: Hey Bossun, maybe this can help you lift heavy stuff. Bossun: Hmm?
Switch: Once you put this on, your strength increases tenfold! The bodysuit, Switch: Jubanni.
Bossun/Himeko: Here's another weird invention of his---!!!
Himeko: What kinda power-up bodysuit is this, it looks like the body of a chubby old dude! Switch: Don't judge a book by its cover. There's a reason for this.
pg04:
Switch: The interior consists of powerful motors and a sturdy metal skeleton. Switch: And when you cover it all up with some artifical skin...
Switch: It looks perfectly natural. Bossun: Like hell it does!
Switch: Anyway, just try and put it on. Bossun: Why am I the one doing this? Himeko: Why not, it fits you, plus it seems interesting.
Switch: The best part is that you don't have to move, it's all voice control. That means you can just go ahead and order it to do anything.
Switch: I've adjusted the suit to recognise your voice only. Try saying "Equip".
Bossun: ... Equip.
pg05:
Himeko: This looks so uncool!
Himeko: It's even worse than i thought it would look like! Switch: Well, it may look like that (lol), but don't underestimate it. Try giving a command, Bos-sumo. Bossun: Who the hell is Bos-sumo.
Bossun: So it'll do what I tell it to? Alright, walk.
Bossun: Whoaaaaaa!
pg06:
Bossun: Ah Wow
Bossun: Look! This actually works!
Himeko: Bossun, look in front! Bossun: Bwffgh!
Himeko: Bossun--!!!!!!
Switch: He's really pushing towards the wall. Himeko: Bossun, tell it to stop! Bossun: St- stop...
pg07:
Bossun: What was I supposed to be, some eccentric sumo?!
Bossun: This suit is useless! Switch: It just did what it was told to. You have to tell it to stop when you want to. Himeko: This suit is kinda dangerous...
Bossun: But this suit sure seem powerful. Who knows, it may even be more useful than you, Himeko. Himeko: ...
Bossun: Alright next, drink up this bottle of cola!
Bossun: Oh Wow Gulp Gulp Himeko: Whoa!!
pg08:
Himeko: That's awesome! Bossun doesn't even need to put in any effort to do that, right? Switch: Yeah. Switch: Personally, I'm somewhat touched just by looking at a naked obese guy drinking cola.
Himeko: ...this has been going on quite a while. Switch: He must've been really thirsty. Himeko: That sure looks delicious...
Switch: Ah! He can't say "Stop" while drinking (rofl) Himeko: Bossu--n!!!!
Himeko: Stop him, quick! Switch: Impossible. We can only wait til he empties the entire bottle (lolololol) Bossun makes choking sounds Himeko: Bossun--!!!
pg09:
Switch: Jubanni has a system that learns by trial and error. So now, its processing ability is like a child. Switch: It may be capable of more complex actions if you teach it properly. Bossun: I see.
Bossun: Okay listen up. When you walk, take note not to bump into anything. Got it?
Bossun: If you understand, gimme a peace sign.
Bossun: Wow...hehe. Himeko: ...
Bossun: Alright, I'm gonna teach you some stuff, so be ready for it. Give me a fighting pose when you want to say "I'll do my best!"
Bossun: Hahaha! Alright, I'm gonna train you hard, so brace yourself! Himeko: The hell is this... Switch: I would say "A guy in black briefs who's happy to teach his dog some tricks"
pg10:
3 days later...
Bossun: Alright partner, you can do anything you set you mind to, don't forget that. Bossun: Let's show them the result of our training!
Switch: He sure taught the suit to give various replies. Himeko: They may have spent some time training, but they're just gonna walk here normally, right?
Bossun: Himeko's about 15 metres away.
Bossun: Jubanni GO.
pg11:
Bossun: A cartwheel- chained to- a Moonsault. *TL note: Nice Prince of Tennis reference* Himeko: Amazing!
Bossun: Land! Then...
Bossun: Lift up Himeko! (a star mark goes here) Himeko: Whoaaaaaaaa!
Himeko: Let me down!!! Bossun: Hahaha did you see that! Himeko: Yes yes, I saw it! Just let me down already! Bossun: See, I can lift you up that easily. Himeko just feels so light!
Himeko: A-Ah... Switch: I would call this "A girl that's happy since a guy with zero delicacy just said she was light."
pg12:
Bossun: We make an awesome team!
Bossun: We can communicate perfectly too. Jubanni understands what I want! Bossun: Ah, this hand gesture isn't me, it's him.
Himeko: ...
Switch: This sure is amazing. Such progress in such a short time. Bossun: Yeah! It's like we're one and the same.
Bossun: He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what, a trustworthy one.
Bossun: Ah, now he's saying "Leave it to me!" Bossun: Aww~~ Himeko: This is getting weird.
pg13:
Bossun: Oh! I can use this suit to become a superhero! Himeko: Huh?! No way that could happen. I've never seen such a fat superhero! Switch: Putting the appearance aside, what would you do as a superhero? Bossun: Erm... Putting my life on the line to fight evil? Himeko: What are you, a kid?!
Himeko: You're so immature. You can't say "putting my life on the line" so lightly, y'know. Bossun: What did you say?!
Bossun: Course I can put my life on the line! It's for the sake for fighting evil! Himeko: Childish! Why don't you try risking your life?! Try dying! Bossun: What?!
Bossun: Hmph! Just you watch! I'll go try dying right now!
pg14:
Himeko/Switch: Hmm?
Bossun: Eh? What?
Bossun: Erm, Jubanni-san? Bossun: Are you...
Bossun: Going to the rooftop?! "I'll go try dying right now!" You're gonna make me jump?!!
Bossun: Stop! STOOPPPP!!!! Wait, Jubanni!
pg15:
Bossun: Why isn't it stopping?!!!!
Bossun: I said stop! Listen to my command, Jubanni! Don't drive me to my death so enthusiastically!
Bossun: No, not "I'll try my best"!!
Switch: Bossun! Remember what you said just now? Bossun: Huh?! "He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what,"
Switch: I'm afraid Jubanni has learnt to finish any command without fail. It's impossible to cancel a command now. Bossun: What the hell?!!!
pg16:
Bossun: HOLY SHIIIIIIITT!!!!!
Bossun: I'm gonna fall! Someone stop me!
Bossun: ..Ah! That's it!
Bossun: Listen up, Jubanni! This is an order!
Bossun: Don't follow my orders!
Himeko: Huh?!
pg17:
Bossun: It- It stopped...
Himeko: Bossun!!! Bossun: H-Help me up.... Switch: This guy sure is interesting.
pg18:
Himeko: That was too close for comfort. Switch: So how did you make it stop?
Bossun: A paradox.
Bossun: "Don't follow my orders!" How do you follow the order to not follow orders? In the end, no matter the choice, there will be a contradiction. Thus, Jubanni couldn't come to the logical conclusion
Bossun: And there was a logic error. That's all.
Himeko: Ohh I see! Switch: Good job, using Jubanni's adaptive mind like that.
pg19:
Bossun: WHewww I'm bushed. Take this suit off me, Switch.
Switch: You just have to say "Unequip". Bossun: OK Unequip!
Switch: ...but now
Switch: The system was forcibly shut down due to the logic error. It'll take some time to reboot it...
Switch: About 3 days should do. Bossun: ...!!
Himeko: Hey Bossun, I brought some onigiri. Bossun: F- Feed me....