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        <title>Translation: Mirai Nikki Mosaic Keshi 5</title>
        <updated>2012-06-03T14:14:01+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html">for exclusive use by Animexis.<br /><br />page 1:<br />panel) Because the lady of the eye is the sixth future diary user she is sometimes referred to as ‘the sixth’.<br />b1) Heya, sexth. <br />b2) pronounce it properly!<br />-ome actually says he shouldn’t pronounce it like a native English speaker which doesn’t really make sense. in kana he turns  shikkususu into sekkususu <br /><br />panel 2) Yuno’s future diary is the ‘yukiteru diary’<br />p3) That way she knows Yukiteru’s future<br />b3) oh!<br />b4) Yukki is going to profoundly state something silly again!<br />b5) Adults grow something like hair on their penis!<br />b6) that truly is profoundly silly<br />background) Uwooo!<br /><br />page2:<br />title1) hesitation<br />b1)Yuki-kun<br />b2) yeah?<br />b3) hesitation is written with the kanji for ‘behind’ and ‘put into’<br />b4) what do you think people could possibly be putting in their behind?<br />b5) well, when you say ‘put into’ I think of things like ‘feels good’, ‘manly spirit’ and ‘balls’.<br />b6a) Are you saying it’d feel good if you were to put your manly spirit into my behind?<br />b6b) don’t play with my feelings!<br />background) I’ll take you seriously!<br />b7) is your brain all right?<br />-I HATE translating language jokes -_- it just cannot be done decently.<br />title2) no more holding back<br />b8) uwoooh<br />b9) Yukiteru-kun<br />b10) let me wipe your ass!<br />b11) or otherwise, let me eat your ass out!<br />b12) good day! I’m aru akise!<br /><br />page3:<br />title1) grand total<br />b1) these 3 together totals 300 yen.<br />b2) eh!?<br />b3) 300 yen with phimosis?<br />-he heard ‘houkei’(phimosis) but she said ‘goukei’(total sum)<br />b4) then, what would it be without?<br />b5) hey miss, as you can see I actually have a remarkably plumb member<br />b6) won’t you take a look?<br />b7) I’ll look for 1’000’000 yen.<br />b8) it got more expensive!<br />title2)  haiku and senryuu<br />b9) omechan! what’s the difference between haiku and senryuu?<br />b10) to put it simply haiku have lots of rules and are a bit stiff.<br />b11) senryuu are a bit softer in comparison.<br />b12a) so it’s like breasts<br />b12b) because nipples can get stiff too, right?<br />b13) don’t use breasts as an example!!<br />background) I want to handforge breasts by fondling them.<br />b14) don’t make up a haiku about breasts!<br /><br />page 4:<br />title1) eyepatch<br />b1) when it’s hot like this my eyepatch gets so stuffy<br />background) waft waft<br />b2) let’s try changing it for something different.<br />b3) ah! surprisingly, this could be nice &lt;3<br />background)  panty<br />background) mirror<br />b4) Mine-nee, let’s play! if possible, adult play &lt;3<br />background) slam (door open)<br />b5) ah<br />b6) uwaa, don’t look at me!!<br />b7) you look cute Mine-nee!!<br />background) blush<br />b8) na!?<br />title2)  cute mine-nee<br />b9) the ribbon and frills are really cute<br />b10) re…really!?<br />b11) you aren’t making fun of me, are you?<br />b12) I’m just messing with you<br />pewpew<br />dodge<br /><br />page5:<br />title: stalking 101<br />b1) Welcome, my name is Gasai Yuno.<br />b2) this time I’ll be teaching you about the ways of stalking.<br />b3) since I’m not a stalking myself I won’t be teaching you anything too special but let’s do our best.<br />b4) well then, let’s get STALKING!!<br />b5a) our target will be Yukki.<br />b5b) as usual he’s so cool &lt;3<br />sfx) peek<br />background) sings:  abalone and nipple differ in only one letter<br />-abalone(ｱﾜビ)  and nipple(チクビ) actually differ 2 letters but the middle one kinda look similar in bad handwriting.<br />b6a) first up we have to follow him<br />b6b) since this is normal if you like someone there’s no need to explain this, is there<br />b7) let’s pursue the target till the edge of hell without him noticing.<br />b8) however, weird disguises will actually make you stand out more so let’s not do that.<br />b9) a natural appearance is the best.<br />on paper bag) a good citizen<br /><br />page 6:<br />b1) and for humans the most natural look would be your birthday suit.<br />background) ba—n (sudden appearance).   on circle: natural<br />b2) because you also clearly show you aren’t carrying any weapons people won’t treat you like a suspicious person.<br />-holy fanservice batman!<br />b3) well, I guess girls could still conceal something<br />b4) uwah, what’s this? are you asking me out? if not I’ll arrest you!!<br />b5) dots<br />b6) let’s rethink our approach and continue the mission<br />b7a) I had to reluctantly but my clothes back on because I was completely covered in bloodspatter.<br />b7b) the weapon I had hidden away turned out to be helpful.<br />sfx: swoosh<br />sfx: step<br />b8) ah<br />b9) hm… what was that noise?<br />b10) meow<br />b11) a cat?<br /><br />page 7:<br />b1) a cat in heat’s sickly meow with a baby’s voice.<br />b2) that’s definitely a cat!<br />sfx: bump<br />b3) it’s important you acquire skills like this to get out of sticky situations.<br />b4) huh? I thought I heard a yuno’s explanation voice somewhere<br />b5) woof woof I wanna smell Yukki’s groin again woof<br />b6) ah that was definitely a dog<br />background) I was mistaken<br />sfx: snif snif<br />b7) uwoah!?<br />b8) what are you doing?<br />b9) ah drat, I wasn’t thinking<br />b10) I’m a dog woof. I’m a bitch woof &lt;3<br />b11) it’s obvious you’re Yuno.<br /><br />page 8:<br />b1)  Darling Electric Thunder!!<br />b2) GYAAAAAAAAA<br />sfx: zaps<br />b3) When it comes down to it these kinds of tools are pretty convenient.<br />b4) for frail girls like me these are among the basic necessities. <br />sfx: zap<br />b5) now that Yukki has fainted let’s go and bug his house.<br />b6) Everyone has such devices lying around in their home so it’s okay.<br />background) Yukiteru’s house<br />b7) I set them up. around 100 of them.<br />b8) the amount of wiretaps you set up is proportional to your love so do your best everyone &lt;3<br /><br />page 9:<br />b1a) since we have the opportunity let’s rummage around the house.<br />b1b) Yukki should be out cold for another hour or 2 so I think it’ll be okay.<br />sfx: trotting<br />sfx: bumping<br />b2) treasure located!<br />b3) ahahahaha, so fragrant!<br />b4) before I get off with the loot I’ll make it seem a phantom thief stole it<br />on note) I took your underwear!  phantom thief lupanty III<br />b5) now I don’t have to worry about being found out.<br />b6) I’m home<br />b7) uwah! Yukki’s already regained consciousness!?<br />b8) well, maybe I’ll go take a shower<br />b9) uwah! Who are you!?<br /><br />page: 10<br />b1) I’m an underwear sprite<br />b2) You’re not some pervert?<br />b3) I’m not some pervert!<br />b4) where’s your proof? show me some proof!<br />b5)  panties made in France are called panchuettes<br />-they made a joke about furansupan = baguette and panties<br />b6) yeah, that’s so true!<br />background) it’s the real thing!!<br />b7) I’m going to the next town to chase after the phantom thief.<br />-same note in the background as before<br />b8) may your underwear be blessed by divine protection.<br />b9) I wish a girls panties will drop down before my eyes<br />background) like this<br />b10) farewell<br />b11) That’s the end of this lesson.<br />b12) Since I’m not a real stalker I could only show you ordinary stuff but do your best everyone!<br />b13) Let’s STALKING!!<br />b14) ahahaha so fragrant!<br /><br />page 11:<br />title:  angel and devil<br />b1a) I picked up a wallet with 50’000 yen in it<br />b1b) What should I do with it<br />b2) you should just pocket it!<br />b3) who are you?<br />sfx: poof<br />b4a) I’m the demon within your soul<br />b4b) nobody saw you so just keep the money<br />b5a) woah!  I’ve seen that often in bad fiction!<br />b5b) wait, your proportions are all wacked! deform properly will you!<br />background) you’re all neck<br />b6) it’s part of being a devil that you look scary. even I scare myself when I look in the mirror!<br />b7) you’re quite the sad little creature.<br />b8) that won’t do. You have to properly give it to the police.<br />b9a) an angel this time!<br />b9b) This one’s also scary!!<br />b10) more importantly, I wanna suckle your buttocks.<br />b11) He said something completely irrelevant!<br />b12) it’s what’s commonly referred t to as an angels seduction &lt;3<br />b13) You seduce people like that?<br /><br />page 12:<br />b1) in that case I wanna lick you too.<br />b2) I wanna lick your penis!<br />b3a) you’re too frank!<br />b3b)  try forming your words to be more oblate<br />-it turns out japanese use this expression to mean ‘be more indirect’<br />b4) make it… oblate?<br />b5) yeah!<br />b6) your penis?<br />b7) yes!<br />b8) Okay!!<br />sfx:  sound... of magic?<br />panel1) this fashion became really popular within the city!<br />p2) would you like giving it a try yourself?<br />text left) smartly dressed man found on the neighbourhood<br />circle) oblate<br />text at the bottom) we can’t show it in this magazine but be sure to walk across Sakuramichi and have a look<br />b9) I kinda misunderstood…<br />b10) but this could be good as well!!<br />p3) he delivered the money he found to the police<br />p4) after which he was arrested.<br /><br />page 13:<br />-can’t translate; back hurts -_-<br /><br />page14:<br />I catch a lot of attention with my hairstyle… but nobody messes with it<br /><br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/34697</id>
        <title>Translation: Mirai Nikki Mosaic Keshi 4</title>
        <updated>2012-06-03T14:13:08+00:00</updated>
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        <summary type="html">for exclusive use by Animexis<br /><br /><br />page 1<br />b1) It’d be nice if this manga could be added onto the anime dvd’s as bonus footage<br />b2) that would be the greatest miracle of all times<br />panel) Any action different from what is predicted will change the text in the future diary.<br />b3) Just deciding on a different action is actually enough to change the text…<br />on phone)  [my room] If you play some darts before bedtime you’ll get a bulls-eye<br />b4) let’s change this future into where I watch some porn sites online instead<br />in between panels) changing the future<br />on phone) [my room] If you watch some porn before sleeping you’ll find some good stuff but you’ll catch a virus<br />b5) I see, let’s not watch any and go to sleep!<br />b6) but… now I’m curious just what sort of porn that would be<br />b7) AH! I caught a virus!!<br /><br />page 2<br />title1)  hat emblem<br />b1) Hey, Yukki<br />b2) Whats up, Yuno?<br />b3) You’re always wearing that hat, aren’t you?<br />b4) Yeah! I really like it!<br />b5) What’s that emblem about? just the letter C?<br />b6) It’s a toilet seat<br />title2) Man emblem<br />b7) then, that little dash next to it wouldn’t be a…<br />background) this<br />b8) it’s a penis<br />b9) I knew it!<br />b10)  well, that’s my interpretation anyway. is it weird?<br />b11) I think it’s a very natural interpretation for a guy!<br />background) so manly &lt;3<br /><br />page 3<br />title1) good breathability<br />b1) Are you wearing that hat even in the summer?<br />poster) warning! don’t run naked through the hallway <br />on casing) fire hydrant <br />b2) Of course!<br />b3) wouldn’t it be better to have a hat with better ventilation?<br />b4) A hat with better ventilation huh…<br />b5) I can’t think of anything like that but panties<br />background) as exceptionally breathy as the number of holes &lt;3<br />b6) Same here!!<br />title2) Pattern<br />b7) Yukiteru-kun will never change<br />b8) he’s terrible as always<br />b9a) ah, Ome-chan<br />b9b) I wanna try wearing a panty hat so lend me yours<br />b10) eh? I don’t wanna!<br />b11) Yukki, there’s no reason to borrow it from that longhaired phantom!<br />b12) I’ll lend you mine!<br />b13) What do you mean phantom!<br />b14a) I’ll lend you mine too then!<br />b14b) Uwaa! I got caught up in the pattern!?<br /><br />page 4<br /> title1) if exposed<br />background1)  oh bother… because I’m dressed in a kimono I didn’t put on underwear…<br />background2) I don’t wanna know what they’ll say when they find out<br />b1) Now that it’s come to this I’ll read a poem! It’s all I can do after all!<br />b2) She said something that totally sounds like something a hypocritical singer would say<br />-I feel like I’m missing a pun or reference here<br />background) <br />when I get caught not wearing panties<br />when I carefully follow tradition and wear a kimono<br />when I get praised I get embarrassed<br />so problematic<br />b3) nobody would praise you for that!!<br />b4) she’s not wearing any &lt;3<br />b5) Oh no!!<br />title2)  not knowing if something’s there<br />b6a) even though underwear for kimono do exist<br />b6b) to still not wear any… are you a female pervert?<br />b7) You’re wrong!!<br />b8) it’s just that those all have designs that look like they’re for grandma’s…<br />background) as far as I know<br />b9) even she is conscious about showing it to other people! how erotic!<br />b10) that’s because you never know what’ll happen, right?<br />b11) it’s only natural that a nice, good looking, rich guy would say something like “show me your panties and I’ll give you 100 million yen”, right?<br />b12)  nice guys wouldn’t say such a thing though<br /><br />page 5<br />title) 24 hour police<br />panel) sakurami police station<br />b1) uwaaa<br />b2) What’s wrong? You’re being unsightly detective Amano.<br />above door) confiscated items storage room<br />b3a) I thought the porn vids we confiscated would be unaltered but there’s mosaics everywhere!<br />b3b) it’s a disgrace to the criminal organisation that made them!<br />b4) I wished mosaics would disappear from this world!<br />b5) I get it now.  that’s a terrible reason to be crying<br />b6) let him be<br />b7) chief Kurusu?<br />b8a) there are 2 occasions when it’s okay for a man to cry.<br />b8b) when his parents die, or when a friend he trusts betrays him.<br />b9) and a porn video is anything like that?<br /><br />page 6<br />b1) porn vids are a man’s best friend!!<br />b2) they’re not scary!!<br />background) the “sfx” -kuwa- signifies a sudden angry close up. I suggest ignoring it.<br />b3) all right already!<br />-she actually says something like ‘don’t say it like it’s a soccer-ball!!’, probably referencing some popular soccer manga that I’ve never heard about.<br />b4a) it’s also ok to cry if you get your penis stuck in the zipper, or when your mother finds your porn books or when you graduate from being a virgin.<br />b4b) It’s also okay when you get beaten up on.<br />b5) that’s a bit more than only on 2 occasions.<br />b6) Here, use this Yukiteru.<br />b7) What’s that?<br />on doll) mosaic remover   [title drop ho!]<br />b8) it’s an item that removes mosaics! it really seems to work<br />b9) Thanks a lot, chief!  I won’t be saying you’ve got a weird hairdo behind your back anymore!<br />b10) you said that!?<br />background) this is supposed to be the current fashion!!<br />b11) you wouldn’t say such things right?<br />b12) yes sir!<br />b13) because I never talk about you, Chief.<br />b14) I see…<br />poster) this month’s daily guidance:  prepare for a convention where we beautifully line up all the panties we confiscated  <br /><br />page 7<br />b1) Chief!!<br />b2a)  This device gives me nothing but a black screen<br />b2b) I removes everything from the picture, even the mosaic!!<br />b3) you’re useless and you’re hair is still funny-looking!!<br />b4a) What are you saying Yukiteru! My hairdo went weird to funny-looking?<br />b4b) I should be happy about that, right!<br />phone says ring<br />b5) Hello, this is sakurami station detective division<br />b6) what you say!?<br />b7a) in city block 3 someone is speaking nonsense on the street<br />b7b) they report it’s a young girl waving a Japanese sword about!<br />b8) OK! Yukiteru, you can deal with this matter on your own!!<br />b9) Yes chief!!<br /><br />page 8<br />b1)  I’m called the one who speaks without hiding secrets<br />b2a) People get angry with me when I take my clothes off<br />b2b) such a world is mistaken!<br />b3) she really is speaking nonsense<br />b4) it’s only natural your tip will get higher when you take your clothes off… relative to the colour of your nipples. [last part is in another font]<br />b5a) okay!  I’ll show everyone the new power I gained when I became a cop!!<br />b5b) I get so excited whenever I see the mosaics across the cuffs when the news covers a big arrest like this.<br />background)  (singing) My crotch starts itching in the summer<br />b6) HA!<br />b7a) That’s how it is! More than just covering the important bits<br />b7b) the mosaic awakens a far more profound excititement!<br />b8) To think I wanted to remove them from this world just before…<br />b9) I’m so happy I noticed something important today!!<br /><br />page 9<br />title) mirai nikki detective<br />b1) My name is Aru Akise. My dream is to become an international detective.<br />b2) I shouldn’t be calling you Anaru-kun, right?<br />b3) I’m glad you understand that much<br />b4) are there any cases you need my help with, Yukiteru-kun?<br />b5) lately my trunks have been disappearing<br />b6) would you know where they’ve gone?<br />b7) EH!?<br />background) *drip<br />b8a) Are you okay? Were you thinking of anything perverted?<br />b8b) boobs maybe? how about buttocks? armpit shavings? those are good aren’t they &lt;3<br />b9) It’s okay man<br />background) although panty-less and notebook PCs are incomparable, they’re both truly fascinating. <br />-panty-less=ノーパン, notebook PC=ノーパソ. Because these 2 words look so similar they made a joke out of it.<br /><br />page 10<br />b1) when I thought about you not wearing any underpants right now my unstoppable passion flared up.<br />b2) your nosebleed really is quite impressive<br />b3) by the way, I’m currently wearing different underpants now<br />b4)!?<br />b5a) I didn’t want to know about such a terrible thing<br />b5b) I want to keep living within my brilliant delusions.<br />b6) even though you’re a detective?<br />b7) By the way, within my delusion…<br />b8) you have a giant penis<br />-the kanji for giant penis are actually giant root, hence the background pic<br />b9) I can’t believe you’re such a nice guy, Akise-kun!!<br />b10) now, let’s start our deductive reasoning process to find out the location of your missing trunks.<br /><br />page 11<br />b1) since it seems unlikely those trunks suddenly disappeared we’ll assume they were stolen<br />b2) if they’re stolen the person who would benefit from doing so is must be the culprit<br />b3) Yukiteru-kun, what did you do after your trunks disappeared?<br />b4a) because I got excited from the assumption that 3 beautiful sisters stole them I had to go buy new ones.<br />b4b) I wonder if Rui-nee used them?<br />b5) That’s it!<br />b6) the foremost person who would profit would be the trunks-manufacturer ! that’s our prime suspect!<br />b7) That’s an unexpectedly large opponent!<br />b8) by buying more extra underpants than normal the nation’s economy will be greatly stimulated!<br />b9) In the end, the person who really profits from this is the minister of finance!<br />background) ministry of finance<br />b10) furthermore, the person who put this minister in his position would be the prime minister! <br />b11) no doubt he was trying to increase the value of his stocks.<br />sfx) fufufu (evil laugh)<br />b12) the prime minister is the culprit!?<br />sfx) sniffing<br />background) japan’s top!?<br /><br />page 12<br />b1) no, there is someone who still stands above even him<br />b2)  no wai!<br />b3) article 15 paragraph 2 of the Japanese constitution says that all public officials are in service of all the Japanese people.<br />b4) because of that the people of Japan are the boss of the prime minister, who is of course a public official.<br />b5) malpractice of the servant is always the responsibility of the boss. Therefore, the blame falls on all the people of the nation!!<br />b6) I can’t believe it!!<br />b7a) and since I’m a citizen of this country I must be the culprit…<br />b7b) Now I’ll return the bloodied trunks back to you<br />b8) and another case closed!!<br />b9) …I don’t really want it anymore<br />background) I’ll give it to you<br />b10) YATTA! [or, fuck yeah]<br /><br />page 13<br />-my dog ate my this page<br /><br />page 14<br />I get the feeling my future diary is the easiest to destroy…<br /></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/34696</id>
        <title>Translation: Mirai Nikki Mosaic Keshi 3</title>
        <updated>2012-06-03T14:11:59+00:00</updated>
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            <name>Vaendryl</name>
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        <summary type="html">for exclusive use by Animexis<br /><br /><br /><br />page 1<br />b1a) forest girl, mountain girl and after that naked girl were supposed to come here<br />b1b) but they won't appear on the future diary<br />b2) I wonder if it's broken?<br />b3) it's your head that's broken<br />b4) UWAAA! LOVE!<br />b5) My love is the greatest in the world!<br />b6) Yuno.. who's that lovesick guy?<br />-pun with &quot;koi&quot; meaning both passion/love but using the kanji for thick/dense<br />b7) he's a delinquent with an interesting name, hairdo and appearance called Ikusaba Marco<br />-2 kanji of Ikusaba are usually read &quot;senjou&quot; meaning &quot;battleground&quot;<br />b8) a delinquent? so, he's just like a low quality polo shirt.<br />-pun about furyou meaning delinquent/inferior with furyouhin meaning inferior product.<br /><br />page 2<br />title: versus Marco<br />b1a) even though those are called polo shirts<br />b1b) why don't they peel away from boobs?<br />-yet another pun. now about &quot;porori&quot; meaning &quot;falling off&quot; or &quot;accidentally surfacing&quot;<br />b2) Not that kind of polo<br />b3) are you the infamous Amano Yukiteru?<br />b4) Good day mister Driller<br />b5) Whenever I see good-for-nothings like you I get this urge to mess with them.<br />b6) You're gonna trigger a death flag with lines like that bro.<br />b7) And now Loves Evangelist will give you a quiz of love!<br />b8) Mess up and you'll taste my Love Punch!<br />b9) lo..love punch!?<br />b10) Punchy punchy!!<br />background) is he gonna sweep us off our feet? *swallow<br />b11) Here's your question...<br /><br />page 3<br />b1) While on a date with a cute girl you get in trouble with a suspicious looking guy.<br />b2) What will you do?<br />background) shibuya station is where? [the use of katakana seems to imply he speaks with  <br />an accent]<br />b3) Naturally, the answer is to protect the girl and fight the guy<br />b4) Running away by yourself is out of the question<br />b5) no way, such a situation is impossible. There's no chance I could go on a date with a  <br />cute girl.<br />background) what about me?<br />b6) I get it! On a fake date I'm tempted to buy an expensive picture! of a dolphin!<br />background) *cries<br />b7) Even though I wouldn't even have to think about it if it was an erotic picture of a  naked woman!!<br />b8a) Stop, this is only a hypothetical situation!<br />b8b) Now, imagine this: even you can get a date if you try!<br />b9) Don't beat yourself up so much!<br />b10) Ok... I'll try imagining that...<br /><br />page 4<br />b1) whahaha, those nipples have a beautiful colour!<br />b2) you're overdoing it again!!<br />b3) This is your first date so you can't go that far! Do you understand that!?<br />b4) Sure<br />b5) Allright, so I'm going on a date today. what shall I wear?<br />b6) we're starting from there?<br />b7a) But, if I were to dress up in stylish clothes I wouldn't be letting her see the real  <br />me. that would be impolite.<br />b7b) Let's go with the full monty!<br />b8a) that would be the most impolite!<br />b8b) You can't date if you get arrested!<br />b9) So I can't date after all...<br />b10) You can! Just keep your motivation high!<br />b11) Actually he can't. I'll kill any girls that get to close after all.<br />b12) So I really can't date after all!<br />b13) you people are insane! [he says bothersome but that doesn't work well]<br /><br />page 5<br />b1) haa....<br />b2) I wanna see Yukki's peepee [or penis. w/e]<br />b3) So I went ahead and made Yukki a character song<br />b4) I've no idea what lead to this.<br />b5) Yukki is... _/~<br />b6) don't start singing it willy nilly<br />b7) really, Yukiteru is so..<br /><br />page 6<br />b1) but because his peepee is so small...<br />b2) eeh?<br />b3) because my peepee is average even amongst elementary school students shouldn't I only<br />have to pay the same faire they do?<br />b4) if you've any doubt, would you try seeing it here?<br />b5) If I'm endowed like a child would it be okay to suck on your boobs?<br />b6) … Is what he would say<br />b7) No way I'd say that!!<br /><br />page 7<br />b1) Silly Yukki &lt;3<br />b2) You're the one being silly, Yuno! I'm totally not small at all!!<br />b3a) That setting doesn't even exist in the options menu!<br />b3b) I'm actually comparable with sakurami tower!!<br />b4a) Man, what shenanigans are you 2 up to now?<br />b4b) On a public road, no less.<br />b5a) Mine-nee! [as in nee-san, sister]<br />b5b) My peepee isn't tiny at all, right?<br />b6) It sure is... I saw it before, no mistaking it.<br />background) about this much<br />b7) No way! it's definitely similar to the Tokyo Shin tower building!<br />b8) What's up with you two. shall I prove it to you here and now?<br />b9) is it okay to suck on your boobs if it really is small?<br />b10) sure, that's ok &lt;3<br />b11) Of course that's not ok, numbskull!!<br />b12) Why would you refuse! You're messing up my 'sudden penis appearance plan' like that!!<br />b13) I'll kill you!!<br />b14) I'm getting advance warning from an unreasonable murderer!!<br /><br />page 8<br />b1) You're such a shrewd tactician, Yuno. I very nearly fell for it.<br />b2) You totally fell for it!!<br />b3) Yay! thank you Yukki<br />b4a) That's why I like you<br />b4b) and it's so small and cute &lt;3<br />b5) Put that filthy thing away asshole! or I'll blow it up!!<br />b6) But then again, blowing up such a tiny little target would be a pain!<br />background) pretending to be tough even though you actually wanted to see &lt;3<br />	sh..shut up!!<br />b7) Why<br />b8) Why did it turn out like this<br />b9) Why does it feel so good to be abused like this!?<br />b10) Like I'd know!!<br />b11) I'm looking forward to see where they'll use this song in the anime!<br />b12) No way they'll use it!<br /><br />page 9<br />-nope.avi<br /><br />page 10<br />the First of this world is the worst by far.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/31448</id>
        <title>Translation: Yankee Figure 3</title>
        <updated>2011-09-15T15:44:10+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Vaendryl</name>
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        <summary type="html">For exclusive use by Animexis<br /><br />page 1/59:  <br />title) Heroism! The Crane Game<br />p1) My name is Yamashita Hitsuji<br />p2) I'm a high school student who loves figurines.<br />p3) And she's my class mate, Sakurai Sakura.<br />p4) her current height is 26 cm!<br /><br />page 2:<br />p1) the stray cat Nyaasuke looked at us and grinned like only a cat can.<br />p2) that's how Sakurai-san got her current size.<br />b1) we've been looking for Nyaasuke every day since then, but haven't been able to find him.<br />-I love how she always talks like a grandpa<br />b2) it's been 3 days since she's started freeloading at my home.<br />b3) even so...<br />b4) it's so annoying to be tiny<br />b5) I can use neither brush nor toothbrush<br />b6) and I can only use clothes for figures<br />b7) that's Pipi's costume from magical senki.<br />-senki meaning &quot;military history&quot;. not very important.<br />b8) MOE~<br />b9) don't say that you dweeb!<br />sfx: creak<br /><br />page 3:<br />b1) and the biggest difference is I don't have any panties either!<br />b2) I put on some from a figure because it got washed<br />but it's all stiff and starchy so it feels terrible<br />text1) the stress seems to be building<br />text2) I wonder if I can't take her some place fun to change this mood<br />text3) when I think about places I know of that are fun...<br />b3) we arrived!<br />b4) Akiba?<br />sfx: waaaaa<br />b5) yay! there are so many anime DVD's!<br />b6) and here is a complete set of figurines you get together with a meal!<br />b7) look, look! they're having an event about a new game!<br /><br />page 4:<br />b1) honyoo! I got a free tissue from a maid!<br />b2) MOE~<br />b3) hehehe, this is kinda fun isn't it<br />b4) Not in the least!<br />b5) what's up with this happy go lucky virtual town!<br />-she says optimistic town but didn't sound well<br />b6) If you're human you need some fangs on your soul!<br />b7) nu?<br />b8) oh? the prizes from that crane game has the same clothes I do right<br />sfx: grab<br />b9) to drop a prize after finally winning it<br />there are some pretty dumb customers around<br />b10) shall I just put this back inside<br />my store is pretty lucky<br />b11) m...my body is...<br />b12) huh?<br />where did she run off to?<br /><br />page 5/63:<br />b1) how did you end up in there!<br />b2) what the heck did you do Sakurai-san!<br />b3) why aren't you speaking?<br />b4) honya!? did you perhaps stiffen up again?<br />-god that sounds wrong<br />text1) this is bad! if anyone but me touches Sakurai-san her body petrifies<br />text2) she'll turn back when I touch her though.<br /><br />page 6: <br />text1) you WILL be taking me away from here<br />p1) is what her eyes are saying<br />b1) s..scary<br />b2) I'm sorryyy :(<br />b3) ooh, such a perfect figure!<br />b4) hehe, I haven't collected that one yet<br />b5) so cute! *pant<br />text2) gyah! I attracted people like myself<br />text3) MOE~~!<br />b6) all right! I'll give it a go<br />b7) no no, a collector of magical senki has the first try<br />b8) no, I will!<br />b9) oh dear<br />b10) such a wonderful doll!<br />b11) maybe I'll give it a try<br />b12) tha, that is...<br />b13) the number 1 employee from the maid massage shop &quot;hoguhogu&quot;, Momoka-chan!<br /><br />page 7:<br />b1) if it's for her I don't mind pulling back<br />b2) I guess so<br />b3) she is one of the Heavenly Four Maids of Akiba after all<br />b4) wait just a moment!<br />b5) I mean.. ehm...<br />b6) I won't let anyone touch that figure!<br />sfx: glaring<br />b7) hii<br />b8) in that case<br />b9) would you approve of a contest instead, master?<br />sfx: befuddled<br />text1) gyah, so cute<br />text2) moe~<br />text3) this is not the time to say that<br />b10) I understand<br />text4) I definitely can't lose!<br /><br />page 8: <br />b1) first is apron<br />-silly pun that I can't translate. normally people say &quot;first is rock&quot;<br />stone, scissors, paper!<br />b2) kya, I won!<br />text1) so Momoka-chan is first up<br />text2) I'll start now!<br />text3) good luck!<br />sfx: kachin kachin, Grab, Wrrrr<br />b3)  she's going up!<br />text4) no way, she got it in one go!?<br />sfx: grin<br />sfx: snag, shoelace gets pulled taut<br />sfx: slip, bang<br />b4) aah! so close!<br />b5) it got snagged by the thread of a doll next to it and fell down!　<br />b6) ouch ouch<br />b7) I messed up<br />sfx: dejected<br />b8) that was so close Momoka-chan!<br />b9) good luck on your next try!<br />sfx: cheer cheer<br />text4) she is good!<br />sfx: gulp<br />sfx: ha!<br /><br />page 9:<br />text1) why do I have to go through all this pain?<br />sfx: grinding teeth<br />text2) this is all your fault!!<br />text3) I can hear it... I can hear the voice of your soul<br />text4) but even if I help you out, I'm not looking forward to what happens after that<br />b1) next up is this guy <br />sfx: chattering<br />b2) hmpf, as if that shrimp would ever get it in his whole life<br />b3) be sure to miss!<br />text5) everyone here is my enemy<br />text6)  it feels like everything ends up working out against me<br />-sure is lampshading around here<br />text7) anyone, please! give me a piece of courage!<br />sfx: iyaaaaaa [or nooooo]<br />sfx: flinch<br /><br />page 10/68: <br />text1) this is a battle! buckle up and go at it like a man!<br />text2) if you don't give up untill the very end, you'll definitely win!!!<br />sfx: gulp<br />p1) so say her eyes.<br />b1) that's kinda scary<br />p2) feels pressured instead<br />sfx: heart beating hard<br />b2) here I go!<br />sfx: battleroar,kachin kachin<br />sfx: wrrrrr<br />b3) !<br />b4)  no way! Thanks to his battle spirit the movement of the cranes arm gives off a good feeling!<br />b) go!<br /><br />page 11:<br />sfx: grab<br />sfx: wrrrr, rolling up<br />sfx: ooooooh, clap clap clap<br />sfx: aura of doom<br />b1)  master, you won the costume!<br />b2) I’ll get killed!<br />b3) even if I save her I’ll definitely get killed!<br />sfx: chattering teeth<br /><br />page 12:<br />b1) and now it’s my turn again<br />sfx: kachin kachin<br />b2) you made it grab her skirt on purpose!?<br />sfx: wrrrr<br />b3) and you’re lifting her like that too!!<br />b4) and she’s still making it move so well<br />b5) this is bad! so very bad!<br />sfx: wrrrr<br />b6) go, goo!<br />sfx: jumping and cheering<br />b7) this is Momoka-chan’s victory!<br />sfx: stomping<br />sfx: wobbling, slipping<br />b8) ah!<br />sfx: thud<br />b9)  it fell because of all the tremors!<br /><br />page 13:<br />b1) guu<br />sfx: don’t translate well at all<br />b2) god fucking dammit<br />sfx: ooooh<br />sfx: frozen, heart pounding<br />sfx: angry glare, (painful) throbbing, surprise<br />b3) hiii *scared<br />b4) you’re saying it’s my fault anyway!?<br /><br />page 14: <br />b1) Momoka-chan, we’re sorry.<br />b2) because of us…<br />b3) no no<br />sfx: sweating<br />b4) please don’t let it bother you, masters.<br />b5) I know! as a thank you for cheering for me<br />b6) I’ll clip your nails as a free service<br />b7) at our maid massage shop “Hoguhogu”.<br />b8) she’s such a good irl<br />b9) moe!<br />b10) as proof I’ll put these nailclippers right here<br />text1) ehm, ehm<br />text2) I should get this decided now<br />text3) having her lay there so close to the hole is a big chance<br />text4) If I can just connect I should have no problem dropping her in.<br />text5) but if I fail, I have a big problem<br />b11)  come<br />b12)  on<br />sfx: clicking<br />b13)  finally I should confirm it from the side<br /><br />page 15/73:<br />sfx: heart pounding, fidgeting, button pressed<br />b1) oh no!<br />b2) because I was fascinated by her butt I pressed the button twice!<br />b3) the arm started lowering while it was out of position!<br />sfx: wrrrr<br />b4) this<br />b5) this way I won’t catch her!<br />b6) you idiot!!!<br /><br />page 16:<br />b1) yes! I can definitely make her fall on my next try<br />b2) seems like you lost this match!<br />sfx: heavy heartbeats<br />text1) this is a battle<br />text2) if you don’t give up until the end, you’ll definitely win!<br />sfx: more heavy heartbeats.<br />text3) that’s<br />text4) the maid’s clippers<br />b3) !!<br />text5) It’s sink or swim!<br /><br />page 17:<br />sfx: clip<br />text1) this is the only way!<br />sfx: falling on the ground, jamming his hand in<br />text2) the only way to make her move again<br />text3) is to touch her with my body<br />sfx: bounce<br />b1) the piece of nail I clipped off should work!<br />sfx: wrrrr<br /><br />page 18:<br />b1) I’m back!!!<br />sfx: crash<br />sfx: touch<br /><br />page 19:<br />b1) honyoo. you’re standing out too much Sakurai-san<br />b2) it would’ve been fine if you just grabbed onto the arm<br />b3) nu?<br />sfx: whispering<br />b4) wha…<br />b5) what the heck just?<br />sfx: jabber<br />text1) what was that<br />b1) ehm… wow, this figure is really well made<br />b2) to even include Pipi’s special kick techinique<br />b3) it seems I happened to flip it’s switch.<br />b4) that’s such a painful coverup<br />b5,6) Pipi kick!<br />sfx: speechless<br />b7) we’re leaving!!!<br />sfx: stampede<br />b8) hey, wait up!<br />sfx: pant pant<br />b9) Pipi kick…<br />b10) seems like we escaped<br />honyoo. seems like we finally arrived at our real objective<br />b11) nu?<br /><br />page 20/78:<br />b1) here here<br />b2) this is best figurine specialty shop in all of Akiba<br />text on sign) [not a clue, probably the name of the store]<br />b3) there are brushes en toothbrushes here for figurines.<br />b4) anyway, these tiny ones are just as good as the real thing<br />b5) I think they’ll even make panties if I order them.<br />b6) so we came to Akiba for this reason?<br />b7) just for me?<br />p1) and so<br />b8) well, ehm<br />with these I can forgive you for what happened today.<br />p2)  Sakurai-san’s life just got a little easier<br />b9) that’ll be 13’200 yen please <br />-about 170 dollars, 125 euros<br />text1) I need to take out a loan with my parents<br />p3) my life is gradually becoming harder</summary>
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		<entry>
		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/31320</id>
        <title>Translation: Mirai Nikki Mosaic Keshi 2</title>
        <updated>2011-09-05T17:05:46+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Vaendryl</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">for exclusive use by Animexis<br /><br /><br /><br />page 1:<br />-at the very top it says that all 12 volumes of Mirai Nikki are on sale, and so are all 2 volumes of kami wa saikoro o furanai.<br /><br />新．アニメ化決定の話題作を鬼才が&quot;問題作&quot;に！<br />The much discussed new anime is turning a work of genius into a questionable one!<br />-thanks Cham!<br />b1) ズンズン チャンチャ ズンズン チャチャ<br />b2) スリら～～～<br />-god is conducting a song and humming along with the tempo with some sort of finish at the end that sounds like &quot;thriller&quot;<br />今、世の中でいちばん&quot;攻めてる&quot;スピンオフ漫画です<br />[this] is the most &quot;attacking&quot; spin-off manga in the world.<br />p1) 僕のケータイは未来日記　My mobile phone is a future diary.<br />p2) 未来のことが書いてあるのさ　That means that the future is written in it.<br />p3) だからエロＤＶＤもどれが当たりか so I'll know which ero-dvd's are a succes<br />p4) 日記を見れば分るんだ just by looking in my diary.<br />on the phone) <br /> 4:20 「外出先」 4:20 Out [or, away from home]<br /> 良かったDVDメモ memo of a good dvd<br />「巨乳様ニューヨークへ」 BigBoobs-sama goes to new york<br />「ヘンタイかどうか調べてください婦警さん」 miss. police woman, please investigate if anything strange [hentai] is going on.<br />「タイトル考えるの大変。アソコも大変」 thinking about the title is somewhat daunting. &quot;those&quot; were also quite daunting.[&quot;those&quot; almost certainly referring to boobs]<br />b3) 申し訳ありませんが１８さい未満方にはちょっと…　I'm terribly sorry, but selling these to people under 18 is a little...<br />b4) ぐはっ！法の盲点を突かれた！guwah! I got stabbed by a blind spot in the law!<br />b5) 突いてません no, not really.<br />b6) うわーん！神になったらそんあ法律変えてやろ！ uweeeh! when I become god I'll change that law!<br />p5) 「神になったらする事」リストに１項目増えた the list of &quot;things I would do if I become god&quot; increased by 1.<br />-right in the middle between panels it says &quot;if I become god&quot;<br /><br />page 2:<br />title) それだった　that's how<br />b1) 残念だったね、ユッキー that was a shame huh, yukki?<br />b2) 当然のように見られてた。 だが、そのプレイもまたよし it looked obvious. but, that kind of stuff is also fun.<br />b3) でも、おかしいんだ but, this is peculiar<br />b4) 頭が？ your brain?<br />b5) 違う。日記に書いてあるということはｄｖｄを借りる未来があるというコトなんだ no! it's written in the diary there is a future where we borrow this dvd.<br />b6) oh well<br />b7) いつか借りる時のために良さそうなタイトルをメモしておこう well, let's save a memo about this good looking title for when I do become able to rent it.<br />floating text) ah! so that's how!!<br /><br />title) 柔らかく soft<br />b1) 未来の書き換えとかタイムパラドックスとか考えると when I think about rewriting the future or time paradoxes<br />b2) 頭痛くなってくる my head starts to hurt<br />b3) 難しく考えるからだよ that's because you're thinking too hard on it.<br />b4) もっと頭を柔らかくしないと you need to treat your head softly<br />b5) 柔らかいというとオッパイくらいかな？ would breasts be soft enough, I wonder.<br />sfx: boing<br />b6) いや。頭を柔らかくだから乳頭かな？naw, since it's for the head it's should be nipples (kanji for nipple is breast+head)<br />b7) それだと逆に固くなちゃうよ on the contrary, those would actually get harder youknow.<br />b8) いっけね！こりゃ１本取られた ah! you got me there!<br />-note on the left is just saying this is a work of fiction blah blah. the one to the far right is also more marketing<br /><br />page 3<br /><br />ショート漫画未来日記インタビュー<br />short manga mirai nikki interview<br />ｂ１）みなさんごきげん洋ピン welcome everyone<br />-he makes a dumb pun here referring to adult theatre.<br />ｂ２）「未来日記」の主人公天野雪輝です I'm the main character of mirai nikki, Yukiteru Amano.<br />ｂ３）読者の中に本家「未来日記」を読んでない人がいるといけないので because there shouldn't be any readers who hasn't read the original series yet<br />ｂ４）軽く説明したいと思います I think I'll want to give a light explanation.<br />b5) 単行本は全１２巻 in addition to the 12 main volumes<br />ｂ６） そして外伝として「未来日記モザイク」と「未来日記パラドックス」の２冊が発売中です there are 2 side stories &quot;mirai nikki mosaic&quot; and &quot;mirai nikki paradox&quot; who both have 2 books. all of these are currently on sale.<br />b7) このマンガの「未来日記モザイク消し」は外伝の「モザイク」に由来してるんですね you know that this manga &quot;mirai nikki mosaic keshi&quot; has it's origin in the spinoff &quot;mosaic&quot;, right.<br />b8) ただの狙いすぎてスベってるタイトルはないのです it's not a just title that aims too high and fails.<br />b9) 肝心の本家の内容は… the important points from the original are...<br />ｂ９．５） 未来が分かる日記を持つ人々が殺したり殺されたりします each person has a diary knows the future and they all kill or are killed.<br />ｂ１０） おわり the end.<br />ｂ１１） ずいぶんザックリだな that's cutting it a bit close around the edges<br />殺すー 神になるー 殺された～ I kill you! I'll become god! I got killed!<br />b12) おやおや本日のゲストが待ちきれなくてフライングしてしまいましたね oh dear, our guest for today couldn't wait and made a bit of a false start.<br />b13) では御紹介しましょう。。。本日のゲストー well, let's introduce today's guest...<br /><br />page 4<br /><br />b1) 雨流みねねさんです！ it's Minene Uryuu!<br />ｂ２） …どーもこんちは。 ナニコレ？ ... hey, wat'sup everyone. (the hell?)<br />b3) あれ？いつものアイサツはいいんですか？ huh? would your usual greeting be okay?<br />b4) いつもの？ my usual one?<br />b5) 「電子マネーを”電マ”と略して世間を震撼させているテロリスト雨龍みねねねねねです」って &quot;The terrorist who abbreviates electronic money to elemon (EM?) and shocks the world, Uryuu Minenenenene!&quot;. that one.<br />b6) 言ったことないしねが多い！ I never say that! and I got a lotta demands!<br />b7) みねねだからみね姉って呼んでいいですか？ because you're name is Minene, would it be okay to call you minenee (nee from nee-san, sister)<br />ｂ７．５） 峰岸徹姉って呼んでいいですか？ ちょーしぶい Can I call you minekishi toorunee? (side text) that'd be really cool<br />-he's just making fun of her name. the kanji making up minekishi toorunee kinda mean peak-coast-penetrating-sister... yeah. I hope we have a creative editor in house.<br />b8） 人変わってる！！ Now you're talking about someone else!!<br />b9) みねねさんは作中でも人気が高く頼れるお姉さん的存在と言われてますが within the story you are being called a popular and dependable big sister-type.<br />ｂ９．５）そのことについてどう思いますか？ what are your thoughts about this?<br />b10) そんなの考えたこともないし知らないわよ I don't think about such things so I've no idea.<br />b11) 「お姉さん」て言葉に「隣の」を付けると途端にエロく感じることについてはどう what about the erotic feelings when you combine the words &quot;girl&quot;(oneesan) and &quot;from next door&quot;?<br />b12) 知らねーよ！！ I don't know!!<br /><br />page 5<br /><br />ｂ１） そんなことはどーでもよくて well, be that as it may<br />ｂ２） その眼帯カッコイイですね that eye-patch is pretty cool isn't it?<br />ｂ３） ま。。。まあな w..well, perhaps<br />ｂ４） いい革使ってんだぜコレ this is made from some pretty fine leather<br />ｂ５） 資料によると中学生と学校でケンカして目をやられたそうですね according to my data during junior high you got in a fight at school and your eye seems to have been damaged. isn't that right?<br />ｂ５．５） 中坊にやられるテロリストってププー☆ a terrorist that got in by a junior high school student. *snicker<br />ｂ６） オマエがやったんだろ！殺すぞ！！ you know it was YOU who did this to me! I'll kill you!!<br />ｂ７） だいたいオマエインタビュアーのくせにゲストの前で帽子なんか被りやがって！ anyway, even though you're supposed to be an interviewer you're wearing a hat in front of you guest!<br />ｂ８） 失礼だろっ！！ that's damned rude isn't it?<br />ｂ９） むぅーーテロリストに礼儀のことを言われるとは… maan, to be told off about etiquette by a terrorist...<br />ｂ１０） じゃあ、脱ぎますよ well then, I'll just take it off then.<br /><br />page 6<br /><br />ｂ１） 脱ぎすぎっ！！ you took off too much!!<br />ｂ２） なんで全裸になってんだよ！服着るよ！ why did you strip fully! wear some clothes!<br />ｂ３） 断る！！ I refuse!!<br />ｂ３．５） 僕は…いや日本テロ屈しない！！ I... no, Japan will not yield to terrorism!!<br />ｂ４） 全裸で日本を背負うな！！ don't make Japan take responsibility for your naked butt!<br />ｂ４．５） それに今のオマエの方がよっぽどテロだろ！！right now you're the one who's causing massive terrorism!!<br />ｂ５） そうだ！記念に写真を撮ってよ ah, I know! let's make a commemorative photo.<br />ｂ５．５） 若い時に残しておきたい美しいカラダ I want to leave something of my beautiful body behind while I'm still young<br />ｂ６） はい、これで here, with this please.<br />ｂ７） キレイに撮ってね please make it a nice picture<br />ｓｆｘ： バキ crack<br />ｂ９） あ！！ ah!!<br /><br />page 7<br /><br />title) 乳頭混乱 nipple confusion<br />b1) 乳頭と乳首の違いが分からない！ I don't understand the difference between nipples and tits!<br />ｂ２） 考えすぎて混乱する！ I've thought so much about it I'm completely confused.<br />ｂ３） はっ！ ha!<br />ｂ４） 世の中には「乳頭混乱」って言葉があるらしいわよ！ it seems that society has the word &quot;nipple confusion&quot;.<br />ｂ５） こんな状況のことを言うのかも！調べてみましょう that might be what your situation is about! let's investigate<br />「乳頭混乱」<br />赤ちゃんが母親の違いに混乱して、楽に飲める哺乳瓶ばかりを好み、オッパイを飲まなくなること。これに悩む母親も多い。<br />&quot;nipple confusion&quot;<br />the event where a baby becomes confused and refuses milk from breasts because he's grown used to drinking from a bottle. there are numerous mothers who worry about this.<br />-actual affliction: (<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.askdrsears.com/topics/breastfeeding/common-problems/nipple-confusion">http://www.askdrsears.com/topics/breastfeeding/common-problems/nipple-confusion</a>)<br />ｂ６） なんだか申し訳ない somehow I feel like I should apologize<br />ｂ７） 世間に申し訳ない I apologize to the whole word<br /><br />title) 心の和歌 poem from the heart.<br />ｂ１） あなた達はまたそんな心の穢れた会話を。。。 You guys are still having such depraved conversations?<br />ｂ２） あ、オメちゃん ah, Ome-chan<br />ｂ３） その穢れた心を浄化するため to purify souch tainted hearts<br />ｂ３．５） また一首詠まねばならないようね I'll need to recite a poem, it seems.<br />ｂ４） そうでもない not really<br />ｂ５） 詠みます here I go<br />秋田乳頭温泉に乳首の色を<br />きれいにする効能があるかもと思って<br />検索したけどそうでもなかった<br />（字余り）<br />at the Akita Nyuutou Hot Springs<br />nipples would turn a pretty color<br />or so I thought was possible<br />but although I did my research<br />it was not to be.<br />(hypermetric)<br />TL note) the Akita Nyuutou Hot Springs are a real onsen. the joke here is that &quot;akita nyuutou&quot; can mean &quot;nipples one lost interest in&quot;.<br />- please feel free to heavily edit this translation as poems by definition never translate well.<br />ｂ６） ああ…私も穢れているのかしら… aah... did I become corrupted as well?<br />aside) ナニコレ? what the hell is this?<br />ｂ７） 重症だな it's a serious illness, isn't it?<br />ｂ８） ようこそﾓｻﾞｲｸ消しの世界へ welcome to the world of mosaic keshi.<br /><br />page 8<br /><br />title) Ｈな言葉禁止 ecchi-words forbidden<br />ｂ１） もう今からＨな言葉使うの禁止します！ from now I forbid the use dirty words!<br />ｂ２） はーーい yes, ma'am<br />ｂ７） Ｈな言葉無しだとしゃべれなくなちゃうの！？ you lose the ability to speak if you can't say dirty words!?<br />ｂ８） そうみたい seems like it.<br /><br />title) 今日のユッキー today's yukki<br />ｂ１） 今日のユッキーは何をしているのかな？ I wonder what yukki is up to today<br />ｂ３） ユッキー yukki!<br />ｂ４） 今日は薬局で痔の薬を買うＯＬを観察する予定だろうけど although you probably have plans to stalk the office lady who goes to buy anti-hemerrhoids medicine at the drugstore<br />ｂ４．５） 通報されて捕まっちゃうよ but you'll have a report filed against you and you'll get caught!<br />ｂ５） 大丈夫！僕は奇跡を勝ち取ると言われた男だぜ！ it'll be okay! I'm the man who's said to miraculously go all out and win!<br />ｂ５．５） そんな未来くつがえしてみせるさ！ I'll overthrow that future!<br />ｂ６） ユッキーかっこいい！！ Yukki, you're so cool!<br />ｂ７） カツ丼下さい please give me some breaded pork on rice.<br />ｂ８） たくましいなオマエ tough one aren't you<br />-dumb joke: katsu=to win katsudon=breaded pork on rice<br /><br />page 9<br /><br />title) ショート漫画 未来日記 給湯室 short manga mirai nikki &quot;canteen&quot;<br />ｂ１） 天野課長！！ Chief Amano!<br />ｂ２） 先方からプロジェクト見直しの要請が！ they requested we reconsider the project!<br />ｂ３） 却下だ！現実離れしたケースのコスプレじゃ興奮できないと伝えておけ！ Rejected! inform them that I can't get excited by cosplay that's this detached from reality!<br />ｂ４） やたらとカラフルな教室も却下だ！ I'm also randomly rejecting Colorful Classroom!<br />ｂ５） 大体なんで教室に体育の運動マットが突然出てくるんだ！ why does a gymnastics mat suddenly appear anyway?<br />ｂ６） もっとリアリティが欲しいんだ！ I'd like a bit more reality, please!<br />ｂ７） 何の企画なのかしら？ I wonder what sort of project they're working on?<br />ｂ８） ところでみんな私パソコンのキーボード知らないか？ incidentally, does anyone know anything about my keyboard?<br />ｂ８．５） これじゃＯＰＰＡＩが入力できない This way I can't type BOOBS any more<br />ｂ９） 課長がそれ入力しすぎて壊れたから捨てましたよ because you typed that too much you broke it, so we tossed it out.<br />ｂ１０） えぇ～～～ eeh?<br />ｂ１１） 由乃！ Yuno!<br />ｂ１２） あいかわらずユッキー課長ははりきってるわよ chief Yukki is full of vigour as usual.<br /><br />page 10<br /><br />ｂ１） うん！ yup!<br />ｂ２） いつもカッコイイわよねユッキー課長は Chief Yukki is always so wonderful, isn't he.<br />ｂ３） 由乃ももの好きよね。あんなのが好きなんて Yuno also has pretty weird taste, huh? considering he likes that kind of thing<br />ｂ４） アハハハ殺すわよ ahahaha I'll kill you<br />ｂ５） でもユッキー課長って総務の若葉萌絵が好きらしいわよ but, chief Yukki typically loves young things.<br />ｂ６） そうなの？ is that so?<br />ｂ７） よし そいつ殺そう！ all right, let's go kill that one!<br />あは teehee<br />ｂ８） またあんたは！ this again!<br />ｂ９） なんで殺すなんて簡単に言うの!? how can you speak about killing so easily!?<br />ｂ１０） ことわざにもあるでしょ！一寸の虫がなんとか…って there's this proverb right? treading on a worm and whatever...<br />ｂ１１ 「一寸の虫にも五分の魂」？ &quot;tread on a worm and it will turn&quot;?<br />TL note) this proverb means that even weak things can turn into trouble if you threaten them.<br /><br />page 11<br /><br />ｂ１） 「一寸の虫かよオマエのチンコ死んだ方がいい」だったかな？ I wonder if that means &quot;a tiny worm? your dick would be better of dead!&quot;.<br />うん！死んだ方がいい！！ yeah! better of dead!<br />ｂ２） やっぱり殺すんじゃん so I should kill anyway, right<br />-note below says 個人の感想です this is their personal belief.<br />ｂ３） 一寸って３センチくらいでしょ？それって小さいの？ a worm is like 3 centimetres right? is that small?<br />ｂ４） ははーん由乃はアレ見たことないのね haha, you haven't seen one of &quot;those&quot; yet huh?<br />ｂ５） 私はイヤってほど見てるわよ I've seen too many youk now<br />ｂ５．５） スゴイのはドリルみたいに回転するのよ what's amazing is that they rotate like a drill<br />ｂ６） あんたも見たことないでしょ you haven't seen any either have you<br />ｂ７） キミ達何の話をしてるんだい？what are you 2 talking about?<br />ｂ７．５） ＯＰＰＡＩの話？ boobs?<br />ｂ８） あ！ユッキー課長！ ah, chief Yukki!<br />ｂ９） ３センチくらいのチンコ野郎は we were talking about how bastards with 3cm penises<br />ｂ９．５） 死んだ方がいいって話です were better off dead.<br />ｂ１０） へぇ～～ ooh?<br />本当は１００メートルはあるんだよ<br />ちょっと本気を出してないだけ<br />the truth is that I've got one of a 100 meters long<br />I'm just not really trying very hard.<br />ｂ１１） ユッキー課長が辞世の句を詠んでる！ chief Yukki is composing a passage of a death poem!<br />ｂ１２） こいつもしや！？ could this guy...!?<br />きゃ～～！！ shriek<br />ｂ１３） なにあしら？ what could that be about?<br /><br />page 12<br />ｂ１） アハハハのオフィスは雨流みねねが占拠しました！！ AHAHAHA this office is is now occupied by Uryuu Minene!<br />ｂ２） ヘタな事すると仕掛けた爆弾をこのキーボードで作動させちょうぞ！ if you do anything weird I'll set a previously prepared bomb off with this keyboard!<br />ｂ３） テロリストだわ! it's a terrorist!<br />ｂ４） いいねぇ hey that's pretty nice<br />ｂ５） こういうナース服が興奮するんだ! I get really excited by nurse uniforms like that!<br />ｂ５．５） キミかわいいね you're pretty cute huh<br />ｂ６） か…かわいいとか言うな！ d..don't call me cute!<br />ｂ７） むっ！アイツ殺す！ mu! I'll kill her!<br />ｂ８） あ！ ah!<br />ｂ９） そのキーボードちょうだい！ＯＰＰＡＩって打ち込むから please give me that keyboard! I need it for more BOOBS<br />ｂ１０） わっ！バカ、触るな！！ wah! idiot, don't touch that!!<br />ｓｆｘ：ぐいぐい pulling<br />ｓｆｘ：ガチャ tap<br />ｂ１１） あ<br />ｓｆｘ：ドゴン boom</summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/31260</id>
        <title>Translation: Hozuki-san chi no aneki: nano branch 2</title>
        <updated>2011-08-31T09:48:18+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Vaendryl</name>
            <email>admin@mangahelpers.com</email>
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        <summary type="html">this is for animexis' use only.<br /><br /><br /><br />page 1:<br />ヤングエースにて連載中のアネキが可愛くてつらいｺﾒﾃﾞィ☆<br />a comedy about a painfully cute elder sister serialised in young ace☆<br />出張版<br />business trip edition<br />五十嵐 濫 Igarashi Ran (author)<br />コミックス ①②巻 絶賛発売中!!<br />the highly popular chapters 1 and 2 are now on sale!!<br />飲み過ぎ注意！<br />drink responsibly!<br /><br />お先まっくら the future looks bleak<br />嫁 wife/bride<br />プルプル quivering<br />しくしく sobbing<br />うう…テストの点最悪だ… また追試かぁ<br />uu...my testresults are terrible... another retake huh?<br /><br />俺はもう駄目だ… It's over for me...<br />もういいんだ。俺姉貴のお嫁さんになるんだ<br />I give up , I'll [just] become aneki's wife.<br />妻として姉貴に尽くすんだ<br />I'll devote myself to aneki as a wife.<br /><br />駄目だよ 吾朗ちゃん！<br />There's no way you can do that, Gorou-chan!<br />&lt;&gt;<br /><br />page 2:<br />教えてあげる I'll teach you<br />お姉ちゃんが勉強教えてあげる<br />onee-chan will help you with your homework<br />あ 姉貴…！<br />a... aneki!<br /><br />まずわ ここの大きい数字があるでしょ？<br />to start with, you have this large number here right?<br />これを代入するの<br />you substitute it.<br /><br />その大きいのを入れて…つつに…<br />you insert that big one... while you...<br />あっ…ダメ… ah...no...<br />もう…そつじゃないってば…<br />no no, you didn't mess that up<br />どーしたの？ Is something wrong? (grinning)<br />べ 別にっ…！ n..not really!<br /><br />勉強法 method of studying<br />ううっ こんあに沢山覚えられない<br />ugh, I can't remember this many things<br />じゃあ 吾朗ちゃんにいい勉強法を教えてあげよう<br />I'll teach you a good study-method then<br />おお… ooh...<br />覚えたい教科書を用意して<br />I'll put the book you want to study here<br />それをそこに乗せて… I'll leave this like so...<br />これをこうして... and this should go that way...<br />なんだか頭がよくなった気がするぜ姉貴！<br />I somehow feel that I got smarter aneki!<br />プププッ surpressed laughter<br /><br />装置① equipment/device<br />お姉ちゃん頭がよくなる装置を発明したよ！<br />oneechan <em> invented a device that will make you smarter!<br />かぶるだけで頭がよくなるよ<br />you'll get smarter just from putting it on<br />ほ ほんと？ R..really?<br /><br />カセコン KAZEKON<br />ニュルウ NYURUU<br />クチャ KUCHA<br />ギュポッ ジュルウ GYUPON JURUU<br />I think those don't really &quot;mean&quot; anything. it's just random scary sounds/moans.<br /><br />中に何が！？ What the hell is in here!?<br />吾朗ちゃん、 それだけは言えないよ<br />Gorou-chan, that is the one thing I'll not tell you.<br /><br />装置② device 2<br />怖いから取っ手！取って！！<br />it's scary so take it off! Take it off!!<br />はいはい yes yes<br /><br />ｓｆｘ：scared<br />sfx: taking off the hat<br />はっ ha?<br /><br />まだ若いのに… even though he's still young...<br />えぅ…なんで戻したの！？ eh? why'd you put it back!?<br /><br />感触 sensation<br />ちょっと教科書見せてみて<br />let me see your textbook for a bit<br />お… おおおお…！？<br />oh... whoooo!?<br />姉貴の柔らかな二つの果実が背中にぃぃぃ！！<br />aneki's 2 soft berries on my back!!<br />吾朗ちゃん Gorou-chan<br /><br />吾朗ちゃんの期待しているものではないのだよ…<br />these aren't the things Gorou-chan were hoping for youknow...<br /><br />あやつ休憩 Ayatsu break/rest<br />ちょっと休憩しよう<br />let's have a little break<br />ｓｆｘ：nomnomnom<br /><br />変な味 これ具なに？<br />strange taste. what's in it?<br />さっき吾朗ちゃんが頭にかぶってたモノだよ<br />the THING that Gorouchan was wearing on his head a moment ago.<br />え…？ えっ…！？<br />eh? wha..? </em></summary>
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		<id>https://mangahelpers.com/t/vaendryl/releases/31134</id>
        <title>Translation: Metallica Metalluca 12</title>
        <updated>2011-08-28T22:58:26+00:00</updated>
        <author>
            <name>Vaendryl</name>
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        <summary type="html">[alternative, more literal translations are denoted by brackets]<br /><br />page 1:<br />待望のJC第①巻、いよいよ今週８月4日[水]発売ですッ！！<br />the long awaited first volume will finally go on sale the fourth of august (wednesday)!!<br /><br />破壊する掌と創り出す掌…。未来を掴むのはどちらだ！？<br />the palm of destruction and the palm of creation... which will seize hold of the future!?<br /><br />第１２話　メタルカの弱点<br />chapter 12 metaruka's weak point.<br /><br />水野輝昭<br />Mizuno Teruaki (author name)<br /><br />page2:<br />ルカ君！<br />Ruka-kun!<br />ルカ　しっかりしろ<br />Ruka, hang in there!<br />☆突如現れし敵！デインの一撃！！<br />suddenly a wild Dein appears! he uses thunder! it's super effective!<br />[or use the more literal&amp;bland: &quot;suddenly an enemy/rival appeared! a hit from Dein/Dain/Dane!!&quot;]<br /><br />．．．．．．．．．<br />god that guy's hot.<br />[or, youknow. &quot;......&quot;]<br /><br />…あいつ　一体…<br />that guy... what the hell..<br />ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ＝＞aura of doom<br /><br />どうせ　さっきの奴らと同じだよ<br />in the end it's the same as the guys from earlier.<br />自分の合格以外は他人が死のうが興味ねえんだ！<br />they got no interest in others dieing as long as they pass their own exam!<br />英雄にはなれねえタイプさ<br />they're the type that won't become the hero.<br /><br />……　さっきの奴らと同じ？<br />the same as the guys before?<br />おうかしら…<br />I wonder...<br /><br />こんああからさまに攻撃してくるなんて…<br />to suddenly attack so candidly...<br /><br />page 3:<br />っくー　いちち…！！<br />ai, that smarts.<br />ルカ君大丈夫！？<br />Ruka-kun, are you ok?<br /><br />思ったより頑丈なガキ<br />that brat is sturdier than I thought.<br /><br />あーあ。いきなりだったからルーメニウム根こそぎ採っちまったぞ<br />ah! because it was so sudden the luumenium thoroughly latched on to me!<br />おお　ooh<br /><br />硬質で頑強なルーメニウムを一瞬で<br />that hard and tenacious luumenium was... in just an instant...<br /><br />page 4:<br />一体何をした？<br />what on earth did you do?<br /><br />pewpew<br /><br />そう何度も<br />no matter how many times...<br /><br />page 5:<br />やられねエぞ！！<br />it won't work!!<br /><br />ひい！！eek<br /><br />はじいた？<br />was it deflected?<br /><br />でも強度の高いルーメニウムにひびが…！！！<br />but that high strength luumenium got cracked!!!<br />一体何で攻撃してきてるの！？<br />what the hell kind of attack was that!?<br />…その力…まさかとは思うが…<br />I can't believe it but, that power...<br /><br />page 6:<br />boom<br />grip<br />whee<br />Ru...Ruka!<br /><br />キサマ…メタルカ族か？<br />you bastard...you're from the metarika clan?<br /><br />だったらどうだってんだ　はなせよ！<br />and what if I am? speak up! <br /><br />page 7:<br />だとしたら…このルーメニウムと共にキサマも<br />if you are...then both this luumenium and you<br />我がものになるだけだ…！<br />will just become mine!<br /><br />え！？何どういう事！？そっち系の人？<br />eeh!? what is he..!? he's that kind of a guy?<br /><br />金属の手！！？<br />a metal hand!!?<br /><br />はなせ！その手掴んでやろ！<br />let go! you clawed bastard!<br />クク…やはり伝承の通りか…<br />kuku... so it's just like in the legends.<br /><br />金属をその手に掴んだメタリカ族はその力が数倍にも増大するという…<br />metarika clansmen who held metal in that hand could multiply it's power many times over...<br />金属を自在に操る力と共に<br />together with the ability to freely manipulate the metal at will.<br />その手を押さえてしまえば陸にあがった河童だな<br />if that hand is restrained you're like a floundering fish.<br />page 8:<br />そういえばも一つ…<br />ah, and another thing...<br />メタリカ族の弱点と呼べることがあったな<br />there was something that could be called the weakness of the metarika clan.<br /><br />この…you... (lit. &quot;this&quot;)<br />カチン　kaching (smashes his boots together)<br />boom<br /><br />page 9:<br />おい　大丈夫か？　are you ok?<br />く…あいつの手ムチャクチャかてェ<br />ugh, his hands are seriously strong. (lit. &quot;stiff&quot;)<br /><br />クク　kuku (evil chuckle)<br />身につけてるなはフラゴリウムか…<br />so he attached some flagorium to his feet<br />メタリカ族は常に金属と共に過ごすという…<br />the metarika clan is always around some metal<br />だがそれは極度のレアメタル依存体質のため！<br />but that's because of their extreme genetic dependence on rare metals!<br />誰もが生涯Ａ級以上のレアメタルに触れていないと<br />like the rest of your clan, unless a rare metal of at least A-level is touching you for the rest of your life<br />身体が硬直してしまう.<br />your body will petrify<br />大きな弱点をもつらしい<br />it seems like you have a quite the weak point there.<br /><br />まじ！？そんあ体質なのかよ<br />wha srsly!? is your body really like that?<br /><br />そのフラゴリウムを引きはがしキサマごと手に入れてやろう<br />let's rip off that flagorium and grab you along with it.<br />衝撃波を放つこの「トランステン」の義手の中に…<br />and have them both fall into my shockwave blasting transten artificial hand. (trust me, I'm already trying to make japanese sound as not-weird as I can)<br /><br />トランステン　レア度：Ａ<br />圧力を衝撃波に、衝撃を硬度に<br />変換するため、外的な力に対して<br />超絶な強さを誇る　熱処理のみ加工可<br />transten rarity: A<br />because it changes pressure into shockwaves and impacts into toughness it's extremely strong against outside forces. heat treatment is the only way to process it.<br /><br />&lt;&lt;that page was terrible! I had to get some outside help for this. (thanks jenlit82!)&gt;&gt;<br /><br />page 10:<br />トランステン　transten<br />ギガスコール　giga score<br />uaaa<br /><br />page 11:<br />beam impacts<br />big growl<br /><br />page 12:<br />少々黙れと　<br />言ったはずだ<br />I said shut up for a bit<br />[pew pew pew]<br />[blergh]<br /><br />page 13:<br />boom<br />マ…マグマガここにも！？　m-magma, even here?<br />もう何このふんだりけったり　what's up with everything going wrong at once<br /><br />何なんだあいつ…何が目的だ!?　what up with that guy... what could be his goal!?<br />くそっ。あの手さえなんとか、shit. if only I could do something about that claw. (lit. hand)<br /><br />あれは…　that is...<br /><br />メタリカのガキめ煙に隠れたか？　did that metarika brat hide in the smoke?<br />もう少し強い方が手に入れ甲斐があるんだが<br />just a bit more with full strenght should prove effective however<br />フン！もう一度いぶり出す！<br />humph! I'll smoke him out once more!<br /><br />page 14:<br />いけルカ！　go Ruka!<br />そいつの金属の手なんか槌の手にはかなわねェ　<br />that guys metal hand ain't no match for your mallet hands!<br />死角から使えなくしちまえ！！　<br />he can't counter from his blind spot!!<br /><br />捕まえた！！　gotcha!!<br /><br />nope<br /><br />やはりな　as I suspected<br />grab<br /><br />page 15:<br />し…しまっ　aw shi~<br /><br />フラゴリウムを…　the flagorium...<br /><br />引きはがす　is mine (lit. I'll tear off)<br /><br />page 16:<br />ドクン　throb<br />ルカアア Rukaa!<br /><br />このフラゴリウムだけは特別だ！身から離さんようにな！<br />this flagorium is special! always have (&quot;carry&quot;) it on you!<br />オレのお勧めは靴の底だ！<br />I suggest you put it on the sole of your boot!<br /><br />ドクン throb<br /><br />ル　ルカ君！！ Ruka-kun!!<br /><br />クク…本当に硬直するんだな<br />面白い…！<br />kuku... he really petrified<br />how interesting!<br /><br />page 17:<br />真上に太陽…　the sun is overhead<br />もう時間もないな there's no time left<br /><br />まってよお前！ wait, you!<br />ルカをどうする気だ what are you planning with Ruka?<br /><br />こいつは我々のもの… he's mine now<br />キサマらは仲良くリタイアするがいい you people should get along and retire<br />クク… kuku...<br /><br />ドウン woosh<br /><br />page 18:<br />な！？　wha!?<br /><br />これは…ルーメニウムの反射光！？<br />this is... reflected light from luumenium!?<br />キサマ…！？動けたのか！？<br />bastard... you could move!?<br />さっきお前が割った欠片を拾ったのさ！ルーメニウムで作った鏡だ！<br />I picked up the fragment you ripped off earlier! I made a luumenium mirror!<br />こいつもＡ級のレアメタル！固まらなくて済んだぜ<br />this is also A level rare metal, so I didn't solidify!<br />その手で防げるもんなら防いでみる！<br />if you can defend against your own hand, then try defending against it!<br /><br />ドロ brrr (charging up)<br />おおお whooo (oh shi~)<br /><br />page 19:<br />ごあああ…　gwoargh<br />や… he...<br />やった！！ did it!!! <br /><br /></summary>
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