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Translation: One Piece 543

2010-03-26T17:25:07+00:00

Note: This is the first time I've ever posted my One Piece scripts online. I picked a random recent chapter to show off my skills. I don't like seeing all these wooden "trans-literal" scripts of One Piece online, and that's why I feel compelled to do this. I believe One Piece is so westernized as it is, that it's just stupid to easternize it excessively. Every character has his or her own personality, and most translators don't even try to pinpoint and express them. My goal is to change that and create a script that accurately flows well with the panels and pictures, and that's also fun and easy to read. Most places I translate literally, but sometimes I translate the "spirit" of the text rather than the "letter" when I feel it's appropriate and in good taste. If you enjoyed my translation at all, then please pm me, let me know, and I'll post my 500+ other scripts. Thanks.

(P.s. - I'm using the page numbers from the volume release.)

Enjoy!
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One Piece
Volume 56: "THANK YOU"
Chapter 543: "STRAW-HAT AND BLACKBEARD"
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Chapter 543: "STRAW-HAT AND BLACKBEARD"
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Short Story #11: Sanji's Life On The Run Vol.1:
"MISADVENTURE IN FRUITCAKE HELL"
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[Level One: Crimson Floor]
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Guards: Raise the drawbridge! Don't let them come across!!
Aaahh--!!
They're only five men! We should be able to handle them!!
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Guard: Fire with all you've GOT!! Blackbeard is no ally of ours!!
This is MUTINY!!! He can kiss his affiliation GOODBYE!!!
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Shiryu: Of course he's gonna defy authority - he's a pirate!
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Guards: Shiryu!

Shiryu: He didn't tell me there were five of 'em...

Guard: When did you get out, sir?!!
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Teach: Who the heck is 'at...?! Magellan...?
Looks like troubles a' brewin', boys!!
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Shiryu: I take it you're Blackbeard...
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Teach: Zehahahaha! In livin' colors!!
Who're you?!!
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[Level Four]

Guards: We're done for!! We can't beat them without the Minojailers!!!

Prisoners: Onward MARCH!! Level Three is right around the corner!!!
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Prisoners: Chaaaarge!! There's nothin' too far but far itself!!!
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Guard: Dang it!! There's no END to them!!!
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Guard: They're virtually UNSTOPPABLE!!!
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Prisoners: Sadie's blockin' da paff!
Don't stop!! Bowl her over!!!
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Sadie: *thwack!*
That's Sadie the Hottie to you!! And I'll do as I please!!
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Sadie: "Malevolent Whiplash"!!!

Prisoners: Gyaaahhh!!!

Sadie: How DARE you attack my sweet little minions!!!
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Prisoners: Oh noes! We're losing ground!!
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Luffy: I'll take care of her!!
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Ivankov: Not so fast, Straw-boy! Didn't Hi tell hyoo
to keep moving forward?!

Luffy: Hey!
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Ivankov: Out of our way, hyoo silly girl!!
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Sadie: At least I am a girl!!
Nobody knows what you are!!!
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Ivankov: Hoohoo! This is no time for flattery...!
Nonethemore, that is still NO WAY to address a LADYLIKE
figure such as myself!!!
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Ivankov: HeeHAW!!!

Luffy: Haah...! I don't remember seeing her before!
Who is she?! She sounds like Mr. Bighead!!

Inazuma: Hurry, Luffy! The stairs are drawing nigh!!
I shall open the doors for you!!
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???: You prisoners just keep getting dumber and dumber, don't you?!

Inazuma: Hmm?
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Hannibal: They don't call this place HELL for nothin'!!!

Prisoners: Aaaahhh!!!
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Luffy: Who's the pharaoh guy?!
He's got the door wide open for us!

Inazuma: That's Hannibal! He's the assistant warden of Impel Down!!
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Hannibal: Gaze upon my Bazooka Troop, one THOUSAND men
strong! We've conveniently placed them all along the stairway!!
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Hannibal: And there isn't a THING you can do about it!!!

Prisoner: Rats!
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Guards: Nobody can stop Hannibal when he's wielding his halberd!!
What a table-turner! We're saved!!
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Hannibal: For the sake of a brighter future for the common citizens
of this world...!! I will execute your sentence, Straw-Hat,
in the warden's stead!!!
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Luffy: Move it or lose it, bub!
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Hannibal: We'll see about THAT!!!
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Guards: Han-nah-bull!! *fweet-boom-shake!*
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Guards: Han-nah-bull!! *fweet-boom-shake!*
Dance to the rhythm!
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Guards: Han-nah-bull!! *fweet-boom-shake!*
And swing to the mu~sic!
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Hannibal: This one's for my fans!!
"Flaming Eternity"!!!
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Luffy: Yeowch!
Not more fire!
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Luffy: If you're not gonna move, then I'll just have to move you for you!!
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Luffy: I'm gonna rescue Ace, and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me!!
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Hannibal: Don't make me laugh! They didn't make me Assistant Warden for my good looks!!
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Hannibal: Hnn?!
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Luffy: "Rubberrrr"...
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Luffy: "JET GATLING"!!!

Hannibal: Blubba-blubba-BLAH!!!
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[Level Four; Megalift]
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Guards: This is the floor, Warden!!
Please hurry, sir!!
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Hannibal: This isn't over YET!!!
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Magellan: Where are the leaders of the insurgence?

Guard: They're currently in front of the staircase to Level Three, sir!! Hannibal is holding them off, but we don't believe he'll last much longer!! Unfortunately, it'll take us several minutes to get over there as it is on the direct opposite side of the floor!! We need to hurry!!
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Guards: Follow Hannibal's lead!! We must NEVER give in!!!
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Hannibal: There's plenty more where that came from!!
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Luffy: Hah!
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Voices: STOP!!!
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Guards: Please listen to us, Assistant Warden!!
We don't want you to die!!
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Hannibal: Heh...! You vagabonds think you're so special, just because you've gained infamy out in the real world!! Deviants like you make me sick to my stomach!!! Saving your brother-- BAH!! I don't want to hear that from scum of the earth!! All you pirates really want to do is sail out at sea and terrorize the innocent!! They lie awake every night, fearing for their lives and the lives of those they love!!!
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Hannibal: We built this fortress as a representation of HELL, for the evildoers of society!! Our purpose has always been to make the world a nicer place for the common man!! If Impel Down were to fall, all we've accomplished would be reduced to ashes!!! You will NOT take one step out of these premises, and that's FINAL!!!
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Guards: Assistant Warden!!
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Luffy: All I wanna do is save Ace!! So get outta my way!!
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Hannibal: It's useless arguing with a fool...
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Guards: Hannib-AAHHH!!

Hannibal: Hey!! What is the meaning of this?!
I thought the Wicked Wrench was a fraud!!

Guards: That's besides the point, sir!! AAAHHH!!!
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???: There's no use debatin' good and evil...!
Yer jest wastin' time!!
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Teach: CUZ EVERBUDDY'S GOT THEIR OWN OPINION!!!
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Luffy: I remember him! I met him on Jaya!!
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Guards: Assistant Warden!!!
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Guards: Bazooka Troop!!
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Teach: Well, well! Ain't this one heckuva line-up we got here!
Must got perfect timin'...! Zehahaha!!
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Jinbé: Teach!! What the devil are you doing here?!
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Jinbé: ...or do you only respond to "Blackbeard" now?

Teach: Jinbé...?
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Teach: Why, this jest keeps gettin' better and better, dudn't it?! Oo-di-lolly!!
But I didn't come here to fight with you, so ya c'n put that fist away!!
I knowed you was close with Ace and all, but ya don't gotta take it out on me!!
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Luffy: "Blackbeard"...?
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He's been calling himself "Blackbeard" lately.
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That's REALITY!!!
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...and brought him to the authorities in order to be accepted as a Shichibukai.
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Luffy: So YOU'RE Blackbeard?!!

Teach: Well, now that ya mention it, I suppose I never did properly introduce myself!!
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Teach: Yer darn tootin' I am!! What's it been, Straw-Hat...? A month o' Saturdays?!
I was purdy surprised when I heard that you was Commander Ace's brother!
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Teach: Heh heh! Hope you don't mind me stickin' around fer a while...
It's jest that yer brother's PUBLIC EXECUTION's about to be broadcasted...!!
And I'd LOVE to see the look on your face when they lop his head off!! Zehahaha!!!
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- Chapter 543 End -

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 89

2009-07-20T16:10:42+00:00

NOT TO BE USED IN SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 9: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
Secret Attack 89: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
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Bo-bobo: {It's impossible! She's stopped all our attacks!
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Gigi: I don't tolerate tomfoolery,
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Gigi: Why, you might ask?!
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[Secret Attack 89: TRIO vs. TORPEDO]
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Bo-bobo: {We can't just throw in the towel! She HAS to have a weakness!
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Bo-bobo: {And think, think, thi~nk!!}

Beauty: He turned into "The Thinker"!
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Gigi: Cease and de-silly!!

Bo-bobo: Hnk!!
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Tennosuke: She shattered Bo-bobo to pieces!! We can't just sit idly by!!

Don Patch: We need to put our thinking caps on!
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Both: {And think like there's no tomorrow!!}

Beauty: How does "The Birth of Venus" fit into this?!
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Beauty: What are you, "The Female Thinker"?!
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Gigi: How dare you demote me to the same level as those clowns!!
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Bo-bobo: {Where's Steve's thinking chair when I need it?}
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Bo-bobo: *neh!*

Beauty: What's with the face?! (Has he been enlightened?)
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Gigi: I will NOT ALLOW such imprudent expressions!!

Bo-bobo: Bul-HUH!!
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Dengakuman: You've just crossed the line, Over!!
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Dengakuman: {What am I, a plate of grits?)
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Trio: Dang it! We've lost our golden touch! We may never shenan again!!

Beauty: Do you OWN a mirror?!!
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Trio: GAAAHHHH!!!!
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Gigi: I'll smash you three slaphappy saps to World's End!!
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Don Patch: Hah! You fell right into our trap!! You might be able to
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Don Patch: Isn't that right, guys?
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Don Patch: GUYS?!!!
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Bo-bobo: Were we pondering what he was pondering?

Tennosuke: Don't look like it.
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Bo-bobo: Gimme five, bro!!

Tennosuke: Great minds think alike!!
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Don Patch: Please... don't...
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Duo: DP!!!

Beauty: His fragment's are on your heads, y'know.
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Gigi: I won't stand even a smidge of the slimmest slice of the
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Scale: [Torpedo lbs.]

Gigi: Because I'm a torpedo!!!! (Would you look at that; I've gained weight...)
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Bo-bobo: Your level of villainy has gone beyond even my wildest dreams
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Bo-bobo: How, you might ask?! With my new-blue torpedo!!

Beauty: But that's not-!!
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Gigi: Begone, tommyrot and poppycock!!!
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Tennosuke: Goo-gee!!

Gigi: Haste ALWAYS makes WASTE!!
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Bo-bobo: You saucy M&M!! I bet you'll soften up once you're wrapped
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Gigi: What are you doing to me?! And in broad daylight, too!!
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Gigi: Oh, how embarrassing!

Bo-bobo: My BISCUITS are burning!!!
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Beauty: BO-BOBO!!
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Gigi: Such intense moments right out-of-the-blue are just not good for a girl!!
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Gigi: So hard-to-get is a given!
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Group: {Is she being sweet or sarcastic...?
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Don Patch: Yeah, well I bet you can't handle all three of us at once!!

Tennosuke: Even if you did before!!
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Don Patch: I got her!! I got her!!

Tennosuke: Now, Bo-bobo! Run her through!!

Gigi: What in the-?
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Gigi: You men are all the same!! You want to use and abuse my
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Gigi: TORPEDO KICK!!!

Trio: GAH-HAH!!!
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Gigi: It's barbaric just to go after a girl for her bodily charms...
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Gigi: NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES, PIGS!!!
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Gigi: You oughta be ashamed of yourselves!
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Gigi: Precious little students, whom I love with most of my heart...
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Trio: {What is wrong with this torpedo?
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Gigi: Time-out's over, kids!
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Trio: We're sorry.
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Gigi: Who do you think you're DEALING with?!!

Trio: Meee-gyaa-gyaah!!
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Gigi: Haven't you noticed that I NEVER let my guard down?

Tennosuke: You're nothing but a con artist!
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Gigi: Don't touch me, you blue lawbreaker!!
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Bo-bobo: You're wide open, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: Nose Hair Fist Secret Attack: "Nose Hair Fierce Fist"!!!
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Bo-bobo: That had to have done some damage!!
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Gigi: Now we're getting somewhere!
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Bo-bobo: {No way!! Every attack we make is more worthless than the last...
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Gigi: That was simply dee-licious!
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[Gyorai Films Presents]
[The Torpedo Returns]
[Scene #1: "Condolences"]

Beauty: Oh NO! Another stupid show!!
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Gigi: I know it's late, sir! That's only because it took me so long to get
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Bo-bobo: Whatever it is you're selling, we ain't buying.
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Gigi: HOPE EVERYBODY'S DECENT!!!

Bo-bobo: Uh-WAH!!!
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Gigi: Here's my John Hancock. Hope you like it.

Paper: [G.G. My Way]
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Bo-bobo: She might be even STUPIDER than the original cast!!!

Beauty: Since when did Bo-bobo have SUPERMAN-LIKE abilities?!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm faster than a locomotive smashing right through your GUT!!

Tennosuke: Glerf!

Beauty: Why would the losing side EVER resort to FRIENDLY-FIRE?!!
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Beauty: Watch out!! He's coming right for us!!

Heppokomaru: And he's showcasing a worthless autograph!!
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Gigi: I rectify even the most minuscule high jinks into undetectable low jinks!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm gonna take you down and out!! Why, you might ask?
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[Things That Flipped My Lid (In a Good Way) About the PS2 Game]
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(Sawai lists some things he liked about the upcoming (as of 2003) video game.
I didn't feel it was necessary to translate it, so I didn't.)

Heppokomaru: I'm honored, no matter how it comes out.

Beauty: Me too.
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- Secret Attack 89 End -

Translator's Notes:
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In SA 89, on page 24, Beauty mentions "The Thinker". The Thinker is a bronze and marble sculpture by Auguste Rodin held in the Musée Rodin in Paris, France. It depicts a man in sober meditation battling with a powerful internal struggle. It is often used to represent philosophy. At the bottom of the page we see DP and TT as "The Birth of Venus", another piece of art. Thankfully neither of the three idiots are nude, except for DP and TT... but that doesn't count.
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"Steve" is the child-friendly man from Blue's Clues. His "thinking chair" is where he does his business... Rather than just repeating "Think" for the umpteenth time, this appropriate localization is made on page 25. And Steve will always be the original. Joe just never cut it for me...
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Gigi looks very much like an M&M, so expect that insult to appear regularly regarding her whenever she is ridiculed.
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On page 35, "The Torpedo Returns" is obviously a spoof of the Japanese Studio Ghibli film, "The Cat Returns". Funny, I rented that movie once, but I never found the time to watch it...
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NOT TO BE USED IN SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! ENJOY!

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 88

2009-07-20T15:56:29+00:00
NOT TO BE USED IN SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! ENJOY!

Inside Cover (comments by Sawai):
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Occasionally I'll wake up from dreamland with a really good idea. Then I'll get all giddy with joy, until I realize how corny it is, and forget about the whole thing.
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Back Cover:
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"Why you might ask? Because I'm a torpedo" - so goes the catchphrase of Gigi the legendary Slapstickslayer... Within these pages, Bo-bobo and Gigi battle for their lives, but in the end a brand-new special move will put an abrupt and vaguely memorable stop to the confrontation! And afterward, when Halekulani, the fourth and final member of the Hairless Quartet, arrives on the scene, things really start to broil!!
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Title Page:
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BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
Volume 9: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
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- STORY THUS FAR -
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The world-ruling dictator, Tsuru Tsururina the 4th, has begun a "Hair Hunt", to make all citizens bald! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, master of the "Nose Hair Fist", battles this evil Hair Hunting Squad.
In the middle of our heroes fight with HQ member Over, he reveals his true form to their utter astonishment: Gigi, a legendary Slapstickslayer!! How are they gonna get outta this one?!
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NOW, BEGIN VOLUME 9!!!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 9: TRIO vs. TORPEDO
Secret Attack 88: THE UNTOUCHABLE
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[What's gone on before: Bo-bobo and the gang offended Over so much that he
transformed back into the wise-mouthed Gyorai Girl (better known as Gigi), his original form.]

[Gyorai Girl]<--[Over]
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[Secret Attack 88: THE UNTOUCHABLE]
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Gigi: I'll not tolerate even a hint of tomfoolery...
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Don Patch: Tennosuke!!
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Bo-bobo: Oh, man! She must be one of the "Slapstickslayers"!

Beauty: What exactly is that, Bo-bobo?!
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Heppokomaru: I've heard the stories...
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Beauty: {Heppo sure knows a lot about that kind of stuff...}
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Bo-bobo: What are you doing here? The Slapstickslayers have been extinct
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Gigi: I am the last remaining survivor!!
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Don Patch: I don't care if you're the last man on the moon!!
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Don Patch: You'll answer to the Don Patch Sword!!!

Tennosuke: Oh, my back!
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Gigi: It's just a green onion!!!

Don Patch: Who told her?!
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Gigi: I'll not tolerate even a hint of tomfoolery!!
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Beauty: She's so fast you can't even see her!!
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Bo-bobo: GOTCHA!!!
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Bo-bobo: Gyooh!!
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Heppokomaru: How is it even a possibility for Bo-bobo to be treated as such?!
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Gigi: Not on my watch!!

Beauty: {But why?! He meant you no harm!!}
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Gigi: Stupidity will result in eating my dust!!
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Gigi: {Ahh, being a torpedo again is quite nostalgic...
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Gigi: {I used to be such a rebel...}

Sign: [Say No To Weapons!]

Beauty: You protested YOURSELF?!!
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Gigi: Oh, how embarrassing!

Don Patch: Gow!!
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Gigi: I'm also the queen of commercials! (I've got levels...)

Beauty: You're on TV?!
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Gigi: You better believe it, toots! I'll show you one!
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Boy: {Today I moved to a brand-new neighborhood.}
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Boy: {It's okay, I guess. Oh, and the girl-next-door?}
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Boy: {She's a torpedo.}

Gigi: Move it or lose it!
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[Experience Torpedo]

Gigi: You're goin' down, bub!

Beauty: Who wrote this, a MONKEY?!
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Gigi: Oh, how embarrassing!
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Beauty: Be careful!!
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Tennosuke: She's right, guys!!
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Gigi: Your very existence is moronic!!!

Tennosuke: We're doomed!
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Gigi: Oh, me? I'm fine.
<<<<'Cause I'm a torpedo.
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Beauty: {She's always right on target!! And she's so powerful!
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Bo-bobo: It's quit simple, really. You see, in order for said person to
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Beauty: You just made that up.

Bo-bobo: Ain't I a stinker? (Meowy-meow!)
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Gigi: I'll not tolerate even a hint of tomfoolery-!!
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Gigi: On the name of all that is torpedo!!!

Bo-bobo: Geehah!
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Gigi: Now where was I?
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Gigi: Boy, this next one's a doozy...

[Down]
[(1) Sinks ships]
[(3) Sinks ships]
[(4) Sinks ships]
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Don Patch: You hockeypucks! You're lettin' her walk all over you!!
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Don Patch: I, for one, refuse to be made into farce!
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Gigi: Not on my watch!!

Don Patch: Wah!
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Heppokomaru: We're in trouble!
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Bo-bobo: Don't slight me, Heppokomaru!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm a regular Schwarzenegger...

Heppokomaru: Maybe we can do this!!
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Bo-bobo: And I like myself some trunks.

Heppokomaru: Maybe not!!!
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Both: GyahaHAHhh!!!
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Dengakuman: You're reign of badness is over, Over!!
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Dengakuman: {Huh?
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Trio: She's way too strong!
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Gigi: My watch does not tolerate tomfoolery!!
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Gigi: Tortortortor!!

Beauty: That's your LAUGH?!
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Gigi: Oh! I feel a sneeze coming on...
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Gigi: Antiairmissile!!

Beauty: That's your SNEEZE?!
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Don Patch: She's tough! It's been awhile since we've been in such a dil!!

Bo-bobo: Ditto.
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Gigi: Ahaha!
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Rockstar: Put your toys away!!
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Gigi: She told you not to play!!

Don Patch: You and your big afro!
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Bo-bobo: Rrgh!
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Bo-bobo: Alright, I got her!!
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Gigi: Oh, you CAD!!!

Bo-bobo: Obgh!!
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Gigi: Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a total catch!
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Gigi: I won't press charges this one-and-only time.
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Bo-bobo: Yes, ma'am.
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Gigi: You can do it, little engine.
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Heroes: {We don't feel so good...}
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Bo-bobo: The yoke ends here!!
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Bo-bobo: {That's impossible!
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Gigi: Is this the best the Hair Kingdom can do?
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Bo-bobo: {This is one fight we can't pull off!}
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Gigi: Do you get it, now?
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Gigi: Why, you might ask?! Because I'm-

Tennosuke: Tokoroten.
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[About The Upcoming PS2 Game]
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Don Patch: It's gonna ROCK your SOCKS off!!!
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- Secret Attack 88 End -

Translator's Notes:
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In the chapter before SA 88, Over had a gauge on his stomach that, when filled, transformed him into his "original form". Gigi is that form, a "Slapstickslayer" of ole. Transformation gauges and the like are very cliché in Japanese animation (Dragon Ball, etc), as are "original/true forms".
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On the third panel of page 10, Heppokomaru dons glasses and looks very much like the stereotypical "smart character" commonly found in Japanese cartoons. Hence, he is translated in this context. He has done this before, but I thought I might as well mention it here. It appears it's going to be one of his gag personalities.
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The second and third panels of page 11 are parodying the anti-war movement of the 60's. These hippies are standing in front of what appears to be the White House. Apparently, Gigi was there to protest herself...
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Page 12's "Experience Torpedo" is translated along the lines of a cheesy catchphrase on a TV commercial.
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Page 15 has Bo-bobo in the sixth panel holding a gun and looking cool. Therefore, he is translated as referring to himself as equal to Schwarzenegger, the "Last Action Hero".
In the next panel, he flubs the notion.
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Gigi's laugh consists of her repetitive "Tortortor!", short for "torpedo". Somehow her sneeze is "antiairmissile"...
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A number of text bubbles on page 18 are humorously localized to somewhat vague lyrics of the comedy song "Goofy Goober Rock".
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And finally, the last panel on page 19 has Gigi referencing "The Little Engine That Could".
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AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! ENJOY!

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 87

2009-07-13T16:17:37+00:00

NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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Secret Attack 87: GAME OVER
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- Page 168 -
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Over: I will not allow you to get away with including me in your foolishness.
<<<< I am going to rid this world of your existences...
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Don Patch: I'm quakin' in my boots, 3BO!

Bo-bobo: Rrgh!

Tennosuke: This is quite the pickle.
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Over: And I'll be starting with you, Tennosuke.
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Tennosuke: Why me?! What did I ever do to him?!

Don Patch: (I dunnuh.)

Tennosuke: And how does he know my name?!
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Tennosuke: Bartender! Y'see that guy back there? Get him a cocktail,
<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: Sure.
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Bo-bobo: His exact words were, "Of course you realize this means war!!!"

Tennosuke: {I never said that!!}
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Don Patch: So my man Tennosuke's wasn't good enough for ya, huh?

Tennosuke: {Quit it!!}
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Tennosuke: Forgive my foolish companions!
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Tennosuke: THIS ONE'S FOR MOM!!!!
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- Page 170 -
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Over: Bloodthirsty Fist Secret Attack: "KABOSU"!!!

Tennosuke: Here we go again!!
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Don Patch: First, gather the ingredient!
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Don Patch: Next, fry it up good!
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Don Patch: And now, you have a nice snack perfect for those midsummer <<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Both: It tastes like sourBUTT!!!
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Beauty: {It's ON!!}
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Don Patch: Uh, um, here! You can wear the funny hat!!

Beauty: Not gonna happen.
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Don Patch: Why wouldn't she accept?
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Don Patch: Gah! She's cut me off!!
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Bo-bobo: Over, the next attack I use is liable to send you to Timbuktu.
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- Page 172 -
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Bo-bobo: So be sure to dial collect!!
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Bo-bobo: Secret Attack: "Ringri-la"!!!

Beauty: Where'd the MONKEYS come from?!
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Bo-bobo: I brought them here three days ago.

Beauty: Three DAYS ago?!
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Bo-bobo: A ring-a-ding-ding!!
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Bo-bobo: All this ringing'll damage Over's overall hearing ability!!
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Bo-bobo: Try that on for size!!

Beauty: Your ears!!
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Over: {Rrr! This noise is earsplitting; I won't last much longer...}

Sfx: *ringringring-ringringring-phonecall-phonecall*!
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Trio: PICK UP THE PHONE, WOMAN!!!

Over: Ah-AhAh-AAAAaaHHHhh!!!
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Over: Aaaaaahhh-!!
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Over: Aaaaaahhh!!
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Over: What cockamamie are you trying to pull?!

Don Patch: Glah!
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Don Patch: Gahahaah!!
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Don Patch: You'll pay for that!! *click*
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Bo-bobo: Phone call for a Mr. Over!
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Don Patch: How do you like me NOW?!!!
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Tennosuke: That looks like fun!!
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Phone: So, what color bloomers you wearin'?
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Over: Out of my life!!

Tennosuke: Glah!
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Monkeys: We didn't mean tooooo?!!

Beauty: He wasn't talking about you!!
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Over: That should take care of the noise...

Sfx: *ringringring-ringringring-phonecall-phonecall*!
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Over: Inane antique!!!
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Over: Which one of you was it?!! Which cockroach put that phone on top my <<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trio: It wasn't us!! We've got ours on our craniums!!
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- Page 176 -
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Over: It was YOU!!!

Tennosuke: Busted!
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Bo-bobo: Don't look now, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: Coconut Milk Lasts For, Like, Ever!!!

Over: GeeOH!!!
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Over: Rrr! That does it...
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Tennosuke: I concur.

Beauty: Sure you do.
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Heppokomaru: And Over's shirt comes flying off only to reveal strange marks on <<<<<<<<<
Beauty: I think you should quit while you're ahead.
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Over: This is what makes me Over!! And by the look of it,
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- Page 178 -
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Over: And in just two more offenses, I'll have
<<<
Heroes: What's this?!
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Over: And if you think I'm tough now,
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Bo-bobo: {This is bad! If he gets mad, it will be the end for us!!
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Tennosuke: You talk too much, little buddy!

Chest: *ting*
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Bo-bobo: You're not helping!!
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Bo-bobo: My apologies for the boy!
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Bo-bobo: Here! Have a Digimon card!

Chest: *ting*

Beauty: He's offended!!
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Don Patch: I told you Pokeyman's where the money's at!!

Bo-bobo: Digimon was first!!
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Over: Geeee!!

Both: Woohah!!
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Over: And so, the game has ended!!
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Oh no!! He's transforming!!!
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Beauty: Ah... uh...

Heppokomaru: What's he turning into?!!
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Over: Geegeegeeeeee!!

Heppokomaru: Aaaaaaahhh!!
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- Page 180 -
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???: I'm Gyorai Girl, but you can call me Gigi!!!
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Gigi: (Oh! My shoe's untied...)
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- Page 181 -
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Heppokomaru: (Why me...?)
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Sign: [Went home. (Tennosuke)]
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Don Patch: {This really whomps...}
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- Page 182 -
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Gigi: Okay, okay now!
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Guys: {We don't feel so good...}
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Tennosuke: You morons! That's just what she wants!!
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Tennosuke: "Ringri-la"!!

Beauty: You can't be serious!!
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Gigi: Move it, toots!!

Beauty: Hey!
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- Page 183 -
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Gigi: Don't try any funny business!!!

Tennosuke: KHAHB!!!
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Beauty: Tennosuke!!
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Gigi: I'll not tolerate even a hint of tomfoolery...
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: {This is bad! She may be one of the "Slapstickslayers" of legend...
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: Are you...
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gigi: You better believe it, toots.
<<<________________________________________________________________
- Secret Attack 87 End - Volume 8: M·T (Complete) -

Translator's Notes:
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Over's attack "Kabosu" used on page 170 is a citrus fruit not very well known in America. All his attacks spurn from fruit names, just to let you know. It's funny... big tough guy uses the Bloodthirsty Fist, yet names his attacks after sweet and innocent fruits.
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"Ringri-la" is named after "Shangri-la", a word which means "imaginary utopia".
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Page 177's joke is a little hard to convey... you see, the Japanese expression for "enraged", "hara ga tatsu", dead literally means "my stomach is rising". Tennosuke then proceeds to make a joke about the expression, by having his stomach actually rise. And that's the bottom line.
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When Bo-bobo mentions Digimon cards on page 178, and then Don Patch counters him with Pokémon, that is meant to be funny, of course. You see, back in the fad era of Pokémon, people who liked Digimon would always tell Pokémon fans that "Digimon was first" to try and imply it was better. That's the joke here. In literal Japanese the opposition is used as Bikkuriman stickers to Gamura Twist cards, but that wouldn't pass over very well here in the states.
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Gyorai Girl, or Gigi for short, is a new character originating from this chapter. Her name means "torpedo", and that is just what she is. The name Gigi still stokes me as a brilliant translation for both purists and for those who would prefer a more yielding name. Wonder what she'll do next...? By the way, the handbag Gigi is carrying has "Chanel" written on it. Chanel is a Parisian fashion house that specializes in luxury goods like special clothing, handbags, and perfume.
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Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 86

2009-07-13T16:12:52+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 86: AIR FARCE ONE TOO MANY!
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Hatenkou: No one here, either...
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Hatenkou: Bo-bobo, please... if you do anything, don't mess with Over...
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Hatenkou: *sting*
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Hatenkou: He's too much for you!
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Over: Now, where were we...?

[Secret Attack 86: AIR FARCE ONE TOO MANY!]
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Over: Let's up the ante, cockroach-faces!!
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Trio: OK, you asked for it!!
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Trio: Howdy doody!
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Trio: Gerflegenhooberin!!!
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- Page 153 -
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Tennosuke: What were you thinking?!
<<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: Me?! It was buttinsky here whose juggling was stinking up
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Don Patch: Why I oughta-!!
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Trio: Nireboohnegelfreg!!!
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Tennosuke: That ill-humored jerk!!
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Tennosuke: This'll shut him up!!
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Tennosuke: I have you now!!
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Don Patch: Boo-yah!!
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Tennosuke: Guess I need more fat in my diet...
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Don Patch: You just hold him, Tennosuke! I'll finish the job!!
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Don Patch: Special Attack: "Tickle Tackle"!!

Tennosuke: But I'm the good guy!!
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Tennosuke: Ah-hah-ha-ha-ha!! You're killin' me!!
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Tennosuke: Tickle harder! Ah!
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Bo-bobo: Playtime's over, kids!!

Duo: Gah!!
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Beauty: Oh no! Bo-bobo's about to fall into the bed of blades!!
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Bo-bobo: Come to me, Flying Fartus!!
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Fart: Coming!

Both: What the HECK?!
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Bo-bobo: That's ranky!!
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- Page 156 -
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Bo-bobo: You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Heppokomaru: But I didn't do a thing!

Beauty: Surely Over took some damage from that last bazooka blast!
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Over: Geegeegee!

Beauty: No way!! He's even better off than he was before!!!
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Trio: Hip hip hooray!!

Beauty: That's nothing to celebrate over!!
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Bo-bobo: Oh, I get it now! His scissors are neutralizing our attacks!!

Beauty: I highly doubt that.
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Bo-bobo: Let's take out those scissors, boys!!

Beauty: Don't you care that I just opposed your theory?!
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Over: Geegeegee!
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Don Patch: Here he comes!

Bo-bobo: I got him!
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Bo-bobo: Fire! Mushy Magnum!!
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Tennosuke: Fire! Abdomen Magnum!!

Bo-bobo: It's all going dark!!!
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Bo-bobo: He just crushed my guts like they were buy-one-get-one-free!!!
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Don Patch: {Attacking head-on'll do ya no good...
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Don Patch: Excuse me, Mr. Over, but your scissors look a little rusty...
<<<<<<<
Over: And who would you be?
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Don Patch: Forgive me, kind sir. Here's my card.

Over: But I don't have anywhere to put it.

Don Patch: Well, we can't have that, now can we...?
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Don Patch: There ya go!

Card: [Patrick Patterson, Scissors Expert]
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Over: JUST WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO PULL?!!

Trio: Gahh!!
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Trio: It's all downhill from heeere-!
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Bo-bobo: Mikie's comin' through!!

Tennosuke: Blork!!
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Over: Fools and their foolish prattle!

Heppokomaru: Huh?
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Heppokomaru: {Dengakuman...?!
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[You see, when Dengakuman blew up into fireworks in the last chapter,
he obviously had to fall back down because of Newton's law of gravitation.]
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[And while so doing, he got tangled within Over's SS3 haircut.]
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[And there you have it.]
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Bo-bobo: Dang it! There must be a better way!!

Tennosuke: But we can't stay in the air long enough to find it!!

Don Patch: If only we could all get up there at once!!
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Tennosuke: I think I've found our answer!!! (That sucker is HUGE!!)

Cannon: [Howitzer]
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Bo-bobo: You'd better watch out, Over!
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Trio: Glockenspiel!
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Don Patch: You worthless piece of junk!!
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Heppokomaru: {Was that directed towards me?!}
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Bo-bobo: How dare you ding Heppokomaru upside the head!!
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Bo-bobo: Vreer! Blast off!!

Beauty: Did you have to pick the SMALLEST one you could find?!
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Tennosuke: FORE!

Don Patch: Nice shot, Tiger!
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Bo-bobo: Rabbit Attack!!

Over: Gagh!!
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Bo-bobo: Dengakuman! So that's where you were!!
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Bo-bobo: I been lookin' all over for you, little buddy!!

Dengakuman: Bo-bobo!!
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Bo-bobo: DENGAKU DUMDUM!!!

Dengakuman: Yeah, you wanted me so you could THROW ME!!

Over: Bluffort!!
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Bo-bobo: {Wow, it actually worked! He's dropped the scissors!!}
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Bo-bobo: {Now's my chance!
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Over: Now, where were we?
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Don Patch: Dang it all! Now he's got TWO pairs!!

Tennosuke: Fine! Two can play the sharp pointy game!!
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Duo: Bo-bobo, CATCH!!
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Bo-bobo: ARRGHUHGUH!!
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Bo-bobo: Hey, watch where you point those things!!

Don Patch: Incoming!!
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Bo-bobo: A DOUBLE-DECKER HOUSE?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!
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Bo-bobo: Gyaaahhh-!!
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Bo-bobo: Aaaaahhh-!
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Bo-bobo: Aaaaahhh-!
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Bo-bobo: Addlepated TWIT!!!
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- Page 165 -
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Over: Rrrrr!!
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Over: RAH!!!
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Bo-bobo: What, you like a barber or somethin'?
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Over: Cocky little FREAK!!
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Don Patch: What, you like a rubberneck or somethin'?
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Bo-bobo Panel Collection!!!
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- Secret Attack 86 End -

Translator notes:
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On page 155, Bo-bobo shouts "Come to me, Flying Fartus!!" This is what Goku used to always do in Dragon Ball when he would fall from the sky, before he learned to fly later on. Except, of course, Goku wasn't using a fart, he was using his "Flying Nimbus".
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Mikie, which is mentioned on the last panel of page 158 by Bo-bobo, is a 1984 arcade game by Konami where the player must guide a student called "Mikie" around the school, classroom, and locker room to collect hearts which make up a letter from his girlfriend Mandy while being chased by various members of the school staff. To defend himself the game character can head-butt teachers and throw basketballs at them. The game is known as Shinnyuushain Tooru-Kun (Freshman Tooru-Kun) in Japan. I don't really see the connection, though.
Except maybe that "Tooru" can translate into "coming through"...
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Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 85

2009-07-13T16:07:25+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 85: OVER THE TERRIBLE vs. BO-BOBO THE NOT-SO-MUCH
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- Page 135 -
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[Story: The idiotic trio fused into Bobopatchnosuke and felled the last of the Furious Five.]

Bobopatchnosuke: HameHA!!!!

Beauty: Did you really use Kamehameha?!
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[Heppokomaru and Dengakuman are safely out of harm's way.]

Bo-bobo: Nothin' to see here.

Beauty: A little help?
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[Our heroes have at last made it to the final floor of Over's Castle.]
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[Secret Attack 85: OVER THE TERRIBLE vs. BO-BOBO THE NOT-SO-MUCH]
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Don Patch: Let's do this thing!!

Bo-bobo: Get ready to be over, Over!!
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Bo-bobo: GUNKAN!!!!
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Bo-bobo: Who did this to you?!!

Beauty: It was Over! No doubt about it!
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Bo-bobo: Gunkaaaan!!!
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Gunkan: Bo-bobo...!
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Bo-bobo: I NEVER thought I'd see you HERE!!!

Gunkan: Gagh-AH!!!
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Bo-bobo: Hey, where's your regent?! Don't tell me...!!

Gunkan: {Took you long enough...}
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Bo-bobo: You cut it off and swore allegiance to the Bald Empire, didn't you?!!!

Gunkan: Pop-pah!!!
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Beauty: No, Bo-bobo!! Think about it! Over did this to him!!

Bo-bobo: You really think so?

Beauty: Don't give me that lip! Of course he did!!
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Voice: First Rice, and now Gunkan...
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: NEVER I TELL YOU!!!

Heppokomaru: That was YOU?!
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Don Patch: Overrrr!! Come out, come out, wherever you are!!
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Don Patch: Don't tell me you're chicken...? Bawk-bakawk!!

Over: Shut your pathetic trap!
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- Page 138 -
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Over: I am Over...
<<<<
[Over, one of the Hairless Quartet]
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Trio: {Yikes!!}

Beauty: They wet themselves!!!
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Bo-bobo: It was me, Over!!
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Over: What did you say?
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Bo-bobo: It was him, oh great and powerful Oz!!!

Don Patch: But I never even-?!!
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Over: Care to repeat...?

Don Patch: Aah-eyah-aah!!!
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- Page 139 -
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Box: [Free Puppy]
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Don Patch: *blink*
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Over: Did you just blink at me?

Don Patch: {This guy LIVES on the edge!!}
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Don Patch: Um, free puppy reporting for duty, sir!! I'm just a confused little
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Over: Apology unaccepted.

Tennosuke: Gak-hah!!

Bo-bobo: Don't forget him! He was in on it, too!!
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Over: So you want to give me a fat lip, do you?

Tennosuke: Aah-eyah-aah!!!
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Tennosuke: I said nothing of the sort! I just wanted to make you some soup,
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- Page 140 -
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Tennosuke: JUST EAT THE DANG SOUP ALREADY!!!
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Tennosuke: {Oh NO!! What have I DONE?!!}
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Over: You little son of a cockroach...

Tennosuke: {Eeeeehhh!!!}
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Tennosuke: I didn't mean to, honest I didn't!! It's just that my right hand
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Tennosuke: Did I do that...?
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Over: You got a deathwish, kid?

Tennosuke: {Aah-eyah-aah!!!}
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Over: Oh, I see how it's gonna be...
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: {Whoa, this guy makes everything we've been through look
<<<<<<<<<< I can barely keep my feet on the ground!!}
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Heppokomaru: Aaahhh!!

Beauty: What ARE you doing...?
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- Page 142 -
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Over: I shall ready a necropolis appropriate for you cockchafers...
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over: "Desperado Colosseo"!!!
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Bo-bobo: What in the world?!
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Heppokomaru: It's a primitive yet illustrious style of combat that
<<<<<<<<<<
Beauty: Since when were YOU so cultured and articulate?!!
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Heppokomaru: Both fighters would shoot themselves from cannons
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Bo-bobo: We accept your challenge, Over.
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- Page 143 -
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Bo-bobo: Go on, Dengakuman! This is what you were made for!!

Dengakuman: But I'm not a FIRECRACKERRR!!!
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Dengakuman: [Not a firecracker.]

Beauty: Apparently you were.
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Bo-bobo: You scum!! Using my friend 'cause you couldn't find any fireworks
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over: Then I beg of you! Make me pay for it!
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Bo-bobo: He's the one that sassed you!!!

Tennosuke: But I wasn't even IN the last fifteen panels!!
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- Page 144 -
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Tennosuke: Aah-eyah-aah!!!

Over: You again?
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Tennosuke: It's all just a big misunderstanding!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over: Bloodthirsty Fist Secret Attack: "POMEGRANATE"!!!

Tennosuke: GOODBYE LEGS!! I'M GONNA MISS YOU!!!
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Bo-bobo: Tennosuke!! Use this generic tape and put yourself back together!!
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Tennosuke: Thanks, Bo-bobo!! I owe you one!!!
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Tennosuke: That'll NEVER work!!!

Beauty: You don't have to blame HIM for it!!!
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- Page 145 -
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Tennosuke: {Was I made to be used and abused...?}

Over: That's one down.
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Over: Keep sendin' in the cockroaches, and I'll keep squishin' them, one by one!!!
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Bo-bobo: I've got no choice! I have to call in for back-up!!

Beauty: And who would that be?
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Bo-bobo: Go get him, tiger!!

Beauty: {That's his idea of a "trump card"?!!}
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Serviceman: {I'm shish kebab!!!}
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Serviceman: {We'll just call it a draw!!!}

Over: I won, you shirtdress-wearing freak!!
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- Page 146 -
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Bo-bobo: Let's go, Don Patch!!
<<<<<<
Don Patch: I duh wanna...
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Bo-bobo: What do you mean you don't wanna?

Don Patch: I'll just be skewered like the last guy.
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Bo-bobo: You don't know until you TRY!!

Don Patch: Except in my case, where I do.
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Don Patch: Told ya so!
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- Page 147 -
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Don Patch: This is becoming an every-page occurrence.

Bo-bobo: Don Patch!!!
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Bo-bobo: Put some heart into it this time!!

Don Patch: Gaaaahhhh!!!
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Don Patch: Goodbye, Tenbo.
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Bo-bobo: NO!! Paotzu!!!
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Don Patch: Little runt... almost had me for a second there...

Beauty: But I thought YOU blew up!!!
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- Page 148 -
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Over: Worthless miscreant!!

Don Patch: Gagh!!
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Over: You are all NOTHING before me!! NOTHING!!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: You forget that you haven't faced me yet, Over!!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over: Oh, I'm ready, Bo-bobo!!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Aaaaaahhhh!!!

Beauty: The cannon shot ITSELF?!!
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- Page 149 -
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Bo-bobo: I'm STUCK!!!
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Over: PHAH!!!
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Over: Geegeegeegeegee!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cannon: That guy creeps me out...!

Beauty: You're ALIVE, can TALK, AND have a BLADDER?!!
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- Secret Attack 85 End -

Translator's Notes:
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On the first panel of SA 85, Bobopatchnosuke is pretending to use Goku's famous Kamehameha. Goku's the lead character from DB and the Kamehameha is his trademark attack, mind you.
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"My right hand burns with a passion that tells me to defeat you" is the catchphrase of Domon Kasshu from the Gundam series?
It's an accurate, yet hilariously stupid, translation.
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The third through sixth panel on page 147 is a reenactment of Chaozu's sacrifice against Nappa from Dragon Ball. After blowing up as Chaozu, DP then becomes Nappa, who is unphased.
Tenbo = Tenshinhan, Chaozu's best friend. Paozu = Chaozu.
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Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 84

2009-07-13T16:01:29+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 84: M·T
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Bobopatchnosuke: Allow me to demonstrate the extent of my power...
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Mesopotamia: You fool! That stupid sword is incapable of harming us!!

Hwang Ho: Hahaha!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Flash!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Tanaka Slice!!!

Mesopotamia: Gyahar!!!

[Secret Attack 84: M·T]
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Bobopatchnosuke: Across the back!!!

Mesopotamia: Gyah!!
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Hwang Ho: Mesopotamia!!

Mesopotamia: I can't stop thinking about Mayumi...
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: {Oh, this is bad!! This is very bad!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: {He looks so STUPID!!!}
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Bobopatchnosuke: I will not permit you to get get away with what you've done.
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Bobopatchnosuke: Destroyed my friends!!!

Beauty: We're still alive...
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Bobopatchnosuke: I will remain in this form for but another fifty seconds.
<<<<<<<<<<<<
Villains: You think you can beat us in less than a minute?! How irrational!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Ultimate Secret Attack...!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: R-?!
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Bobopatchnosuke: U-?!
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Bobopatchnosuke: 4 Real?!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: M·T!!!!
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Mesopotamia: What's happened?!

Indus: We're in space!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: M·T takes place in the outer reaches of space!!
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Villains: Seriously?!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Do not react like so!!

Mesopotamia: You sure?!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Rats! Now you've done it...

Villains: Done what?
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Bobopatchnosuke: The "For Real Shower"!!

Villains: For real?!!
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Villains: Khoh!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Ghuh!!

Hwang Ho: "Masochism"?!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Hah! I seem to have hurt myself...

Hwang Ho: {He enjoys pain?! (Shut up?!)}
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Hwang Ho: Agh! Where are these katakana taking us?!
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[Employment Agency]

Hwang Ho: They're looking for jobs?!! (Is there a hidden camera?!)
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PA: #56, please turn in your paperwork for review.
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Katakana: Man, what a serious bummer...
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[ Job | Pay ]
[Lawyer| 50 yen]
[Lawyer| 50,000 yen]
[Lawyer| 4,000 yen]
[Lawyer| 3 Bikkuriman Stickers]
[Lawyer| 3,400 yen]

Hwang Ho: {They're all LAWYERS?!! (Are we being taped?!)}
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Hwang Ho: Rrgh! What's with this place!!
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: Oh, perfect! There's a clock!! Let's see what time it is!
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Hwang Ho: What kinda stupid clock IS this?!!

Clock: The time is now a quarter past pulling your leg.
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Bobopatchnosuke: In M·T all becomes doubt.
<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Villains: Put a sock in it, or WE'LL do it for you!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: MAJIDE!!!

Villains: No way?!!

[Way.]
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Bobopatchnosuke: You have been struck by my Majide.
<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: What's that supposed to mean?!
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Mesopotamia: This, I guess.

Hwang Ho: ORLY?!!
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Indus: Brother!!

Mesopotamia: Toshiro!

Hwang Ho: ORLYx2?!!
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Hwang Ho: I'm of the female persuasion.

Both: ORLYx3?!!
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Indus: I've had a crush on you for the past three years.

Mesopotamia: ORLYx4?!!
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Indus: She's my fiancée!

Mesopotamia: ORLYx5?!!
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Crowd: (Congratulations on your first marriage!)

Mesopotamia: ORLYx6?!!
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Indus: We're going to Hawaii!

Plane: [ORLYx7?!!]
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Indus: Here are some Marseille Butties!

Mesopotamia: ORLYx8?!!
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Mesopotamia: For the next three years, I ate nothing but those biscuits.
<<<<<<<<<<(It's a nasty habit.)

Indus: ORLYx9?!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: The ship has arrived, ignoramuses!! It's time to fly!!

Villains: Where to?
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Bobopatchnosuke: Istanbul.

Villains: What about Iscandar?!!

Ship: [The Pants-on-Fire]
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Bobopatchnosuke: Roll onto the ship, men!!

Villains: "Roll"?!
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Bobopatchnosuke: We're going to use the Wave Motion Gun
<<<<<<<<<<<<
Villains: That's a lie?!!
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Villains: That's a lotta firepower!!!
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Villains: Are we dreaming?!
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[Engine Room]
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Villains: Are we really doing this?!
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Mesopotamia: If there's ever a Tyrannosaurus Rex found,
<<<<<<<<<
Hwang Ho: Honest-to-goodness?!
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Bobopatchnosuke: It seems you've mastered M·T, so that you can use it.
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Bobopatchnosuke: I think it's about time I put an end to this.

Villains: That is so very, very, very, very LAME!!!!
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Villains: {Though, the pedals ARE sweet!}
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Bobopatchnosuke: Here I come!!

Hwang Ho: Here he comes!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-!!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: MY EYELASHES FOREVER!!!!

Villains: ORLYx∞?!!!
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Beauty: They're back!!
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Bobopatchnosuke: Get on the bicycle.

Beauty: Why?

Bobopatchnosuke: Don't ask questions.
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[Fin]
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Heppokomaru: No, no, NO! This is NOT the right way to end this chapter!!
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Bo-bobo Panel Collection!!!
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- Secret Attack 84 End -

Translator's Notes:
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SA 84 is titled "M·T". These just so happen to be the two initials of Mayumi Tanaka's name. Whether this is intended or not, I can't say. It's neat, nonetheless.
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On page 125, Bikkuriman stickers are mentioned - three to be precise. They are a brand of collectible stickers from Japan. And it also has several anime series... creepy.
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Marseille Butties are manufactured biscuits filled with cream (made of butter and white chocolate) and rum raisins. Their brand has been running for ages in Japan.
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Istanbul is a real place in Turkey, and Iscandar is a fake place from a Japanese sci-fi cartoon series called "Star Blazers", or in Japan, "Space Battleship Yamato". Bobopatchnosuke then proceeds to use the "Wave Motion Gun", also from the 77-episode, 5-movie, series.
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Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 83

2009-07-13T15:57:10+00:00
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AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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Secret Attack 83: JACKS ON A JOHN
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[Story: Our heroes are in the middle of a spat.]

Don Patch: Darn dirty ape!!

Bo-bobo: I said I was sorry!
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Tennosuke: Okay; we'll forgive you this one time.

Don Patch: But don't get used to it.
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Bo-bobo: {Suckers! They'll never know what hit 'em!!}
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Both: Oh! A sudden, unexpected gust of the wind!
<<<<<120% Lemons!!

Bo-bobo: PAHAR!!!
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Bo-bobo: My evil eyes!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dengakuman: Okeydokey, Bo-bobo!
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Hwang Ho: Playtime's over, kiddies!! It's time for my Yellow Ninjutsu: <<<<<<<<"Solidification Sweat"!!
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha!! Now everything that touches my sweat will turn to ice!!
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Um... uh, dude...

Hwang Ho: {Hehhehheh! It seems I've gotten their attention...}
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Don Patch: {It looks like he's tee-teeing all over himself!!}

Hwang Ho: {Hehhehheh!}

Mesopotamia: {Oh me!!}
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Hwang Ho: It's ice time!!!
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[Two minutes later...]

Mesopotamia: He was so young...
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Don Patch: Agh! He's frozen the toilet seat!!

Both: Freeze!!

Tennosuke: They're heading our way!
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Tennosuke: C'mon, Don Patch!!

Don Patch: Let's give 'em a taste o' the ol' combo!!
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All: Bgeh!!!
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Mesopotamia: You and your stupid ice!!

Indus: Eeeek!
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Indus: I'll glue you back together!

Don Patch: Freeze!!
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Mesopotamia: Ninja Doppelganger!!
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Beauty: You just threw out some octodogs!!!

Mesopotamia: Can you locate the real me?
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Don Patch: Found Waldo!!

Mesopotamia: {Heehee!}

Tennosuke: (Tasty!)
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Don Patch: How stupid do you think I am?!!

Mesopotamia: Woohah!!
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Indus: Took me long enough.

Tennosuke: This one's mine!!
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Tennosuke: Get ready to breath through your back!!!
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Indus: Celestial Cur Style Secret Attack: "Slash Slash"!!

Tennosuke: Huh?!
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Tennosuke: I fail.
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Voice: The yoke stops here!!!

Both: Who's this?!
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???: (They call him Bo-bobo! Bo-bobo, faster than lightning!)
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Bo-bobo: (Happy not fighting! They call him Bo-bobo!)
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Both: WHAT THE-?!! (A snake's got him!!)
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Bo-bobo: Good girl...

Hwang Ho: Well, now that I've iced the rim, we can utilize our fearsome ninjutsu!!
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Hwang Ho: Try some bomb!! Yellow Ninjutsu: "Curling Crash"!!!

Mesopotamia: Freeze!!
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Mesopotamia: They cleverly dodged us!!
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Mesopotamia: {My humblest apologies, Hwang Ho...
<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Indus: 8.95m.

Mesopotamia: Oh, I didn't know!
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Mesopotamia: Wagyahoo!!!
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Bo-bobo: That's some attack you got there, but anybody can do it.

Hwang Ho: Not without a curling stone, you conceited mortal!
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Bo-bobo: I just so happen to have come across one.
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Bo-bobo: Dice don't fail me now!!!

Dengakuman: I wasn't made for THIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!
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Don Patch: Don't worry, Dengakuman.

Tennosuke: We'll take good care of you.

Dengakuman: Guys...
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Both: Orah!!

Dengakuman: Animal crackers!
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Tennosuke: The newcomer's cuttin' into our screen time.

Don Patch: Yeah, da readah's might like 'im betta dan us.
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Bo-bobo: Whaddaya DOIN'?!!!

Both: SHOES!!!
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Both: Bgffh!!
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha! Another falling out, hm?!
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: HahahaHA!
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Hwang Ho: {This is one fine mess they've gotten us into!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: {Well, it's not like that fool can attack, either.}
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Hwang Ho: {Hm? What's this?!}
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Bo-bobo: Bo-bobo FIRE!!!

Hwang Ho: {Is he a DRAGON?!!}
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Bo-bobo: *turn*

Mesopotamia: Oh no! He's got his eyes on me!!
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Fire!!

Mesopotamia: I'm well-done!!

Hwang Ho: Haah...
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Hwang Ho: Hahaha! I am out!!
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Both: Halt and heave-ho!!!

Hwang Ho: Agghhh!!
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Beauty: Bo-bobo!! Heppokomaru needs you!
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Beauty: He's about to BLOW!!!
<<<<<<{It looks so painful!!}
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Beauty: {And Dengakuman needs him, too!!}
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Beauty: Save them, Bo-bobo!!
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Rrgh! We need something that'll work quick...

Hwang Ho: Hahaha! Don't count on it!! We are far stronger than the others!!
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Trio: {Then we'll just have to use THAT!!!}

Beauty: You're not even on the same page!!
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Bo-bobo: It's time again for "Bo-bobo Fusion"!! Let's go, Don Patch!!

Don Patch: You got it!
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Don Patch: Form of "Candy"!!
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Bo-bobo: Here it comes!!!

Villains: Aagh!!
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Bo-bobo: HaaAAa-!!

Beauty: Hm?
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAAaAaA-!!!

Tennosuke: *peek*
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAAaAaA-!!!

Tennosuke: Good; nobody saw.

Beauty: You were totally OBVIOUS!!!
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Bo-bobo: HaAAAaaa!!!

Beauty: Ah!!
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Hwang Ho: A fusion of three people?!!
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???: It is complete.

Beauty: WHO are YOU?!!
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???: My name is Bobopatchnosuke.
<<<
Beauty: "Ignoramuses"?!
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Beauty: {That's Bo-bobo AND Don Patch AND Tennosuke?
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: What presence!! I can barely stand!!

Mesopotamia: That's... not... normal!
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Bobopatchnosuke: There is no time; my sword should be enough.

Beauty: {Oh! Is that the Don Patch Sword?!}
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Beauty: {Good; it's a normal one this time!}
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Beauty: {Or not!!}
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Bobopatchnosuke: You'd best prepare yourselves;
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- Secret Attack 83 End -

Translator's Notes:
===============================================
On the first page, Don Patch and Tennosuke's lemon underwear is a parody of another Jump series (that at the time of printing was running simultaneously) about strawberry underwear. I purposely made the oh-so corny line "Oh! A sudden, unexpected gust of the wind!" sound cheap and wooden, because we all know that besides Marilyn Monroe in that one movie photo, that sort of thing never happens in real life. Thus it is VERY corny and cliche.
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The "octodogs" mentioned on page 107 are simply octopus-shaped hot dogs. They're real, too.
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Page 108's "Bo-bobo anthem" has been translated to sound like the "Flipper" theme.
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The entire concept of "fusing" was created by Akira Toriyama, author of Dragon Ball.
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Bobopatchnosuke's "Tanaka Sword" is meant to look like famed voice talent, Mayumi Tanaka. She's most well-known for her roles as One Piece's Luffy, and Dragon Ball's Kuririn.
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Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 82

2009-07-13T15:52:31+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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Secret Attack 82: THE CALL OF NATURE!!
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[Story: Heppokomaru and Tennosuke have inflated like the Japanese economy after WWII.]
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[And you might be thinking, just how did the economy flourish...?]

Beauty: We don't wanna know!!!
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Bo-bobo: I don't believe we've gotten your names, punks...

Man: You're right, you haven't. And I'm sure the readers have been wondering <<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: The answer is simple really: we merely hadn't received our ninja names yet.
<<<<<<
(Stagehand)-->
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Trio: Read 'em and weep, boys!!

[Mesopotamian Civilization] [Hwang Ho Civilization] [Indus Valley Civilization]

Beauty: Those are the four great ancient civilizations!! (Except, where's Egypt?!)
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Hwang Ho: Seriously, who would name somebody that?!!
<<<<<<<<(Now they'll think we're educational!!)
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Hwang Ho: Ohh, you're gonna PAY for this!!
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Don Patch: We need a counterattack!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: But I don't know, Patchcolo...
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: You won't miss; don't worry.
<<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: Okay, I'll try!
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Bo-bobo: AaaAAaaAHHHH!!!!

Hwang Ho: Go to HFIL!
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Don Patch: Now, Bohan!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Aah-hAaaH!!
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Bo-bobo: I'M TOO SCARED!!!
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Don Patch: I still remember the first day I brought you here...
<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: Mr. Patchcolo!
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Bo-bobo: No!! Please!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: PATCHCOLOOO!!!
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Don Patch: Puh-klink!!
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Heppokomaru: We're going DOWN!!

Tennosuke: Somebody!! Heeelp!!
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Bo-bobo: Don't worry, guys!! I'm coming for you!!

Dengakuman: {He's not even looking the right way!}

Duo: (Please, make the swirly stop!! Aaahhh!!)
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Dengakuman: {I've gotta do something!!
<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Food: [Somen]
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Dengakuman: Tie the pieces together and get out of there!!!

**Heppokomaru: Thank you, Mr. Noodle!

Heppokomaru: That'll never work!!
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Bo-bobo: Good going, Dengakuman!! Now I can give him everything I've got!!

Hwang Ho: Rrgh!!
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Heppokomaru: Remind me to fart them into oblivion...

Tennosuke: Remember, kids- always clean your plates!
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Mesopotamia: Foolish Bo-bobo! You've failed to realize that you have fallen
<<<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: What are you talking about?!

Hwang Ho: Gotcha!!
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Mesopotamia: There will be no escape!! Activate snare!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click*
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Mesopotamia: Ahahaha!! I shall capture you alive!!

Bo-bobo: But I'm too young to die!!
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Hwang Ho: {You got him, alright. You got him good.}
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Mesopotamia: Curses! How can this be?! Ctrl+Z!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click*
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Mesopotamia: *slump*

Bo-bobo: It's time to take out the trash!!
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Hwang Ho: Not on my watch!!
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Hwang Ho: You will not lay a FINGER on Mesopotamia!!

Bo-bobo: Hwang Ho, you devil!

Mesopotamia: Who cares about the fingers, when it's the FEET that are
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Indus: I need to help them!!

Don Patch: No ya don't! Yo fight's wiff me!
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Indus: You plan ta fight ME? Don't you know who I am?!

Don Patch: Why don't you get out your fake ID and show me?!
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Indus: Oh, I'm gonna break you IN TWO!!

Don Patch: In your dreams, beatnik!!!
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Indus: Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

Don Patch: Na-na-na-na-na!
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Sfx: *plunk*

Don Patch: Huh?!
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Bo-bobo: Move it or lose it, buckos!!!

Both: Kyain!!
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Bo-bobo: If you're gonna be all rough and whatnot, then I'll just have to pull out
<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: Did you just say...
<<<<<<<<"Phantasmic Special Secret Attack"?!
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Bo-bobo: Special Secret Attack: "Roll Out"!!!

Hwang Ho: It took you a YEAR to learn THAT?!!
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Hwang Ho: Sow them all, while you have the equipment.

Mesopotamia: (We will.)
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Bo-bobo: Man, if we don't get them out of their soon...

Don Patch: Don't worry; I've got a plan! Just call me Rescue 911!!
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Don Patch: OK... when I give the signal, grab the rope and hold it tight.

Bo-bobo: Wow, why didn't I think of that?!
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Don Patch: I'm countin' on you to follow through!

Bo-bobo: I won't let you down, boss!
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Don Patch: {This daring feat requires precise accuracy! Almost there,
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Now, Bo-bobo! Now!!
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Bo-bobo: DON PATCHEEOLLYOLLYOXENFREEEE!!!
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Bo-bobo: Have no fear!
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Bo-bobo: Dengakuman is here!!!

Dengakuman: I never signed up for THI~S!!!
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Dengakuman: Eyahh!

Heppokomaru: Dengakuman!
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Bo-bobo: How dare you hurt my friends...
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trio: {But he's the one that-?!!}
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Bo-bobo: Take THAT!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: You're the one at fault here!!!

Bo-bobo: Blork!!
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Bo-bobo: If you play with fire, you'd better have health insurance.

Hwang Ho: {What's WRONG with this guy?!!}
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Hwang Ho: Your tomfoolery has cost you your teammates!
<<<<<<<
Bo-bobo: One...? Don't you mean three?

Hwang Ho: What are you talking about?!!
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Bo-bobo: I found this in Tennosuke's room the other day.
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: "Flowers", by Tokoro Tennosuke.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Tennosuke: NOOOOO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
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Tennosuke: They'll think I'm corny!!

Bo-bobo: One plus one is two.
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Hwang Ho: No way!!
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Yakkun!
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Bo-bobo: And two plus one is three.

Tennosuke: {Hey, I'm as good as new!}
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Hwang Ho: {What's going on? I don't believe it! It cannot be!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mesopotamia: Apparently they haven't learned their lesson yet!!
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Why are you looking at me like that, Bo-bobo?
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Bo-bobo: Fresh Mushy Magnum!!!

Tennosuke: GAGH!!
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Mesopotamia: {What in the world?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hwang Ho: Don't you see, Mesopotamia? That attack drains HIS life points as
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Scatter Shot!!

Trio: AAAAHHHH!!!
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Mesopotamia: If that's the way you play, then you shall play no longer!!!
<<<<<<<<<<*click!*
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Bo-bobo: Let's kick 'em while they're down, boys!!!
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Trio: Brotherly Special Move!!
<<<<"Bo-bobo Torpedo"!!
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Duo: Good riddance, ya looney!!

Hwang Ho: {They put him in the hole!!!}
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Bo-bobo: If I go down, I'm taking you WITH ME!!!

Don Patch: Hey! Leggo my leggo!
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Both: Get down there, you scumbag!
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: What has moved you recently, Sawai? (P.N. Yamanin)

A: #1: The ending of "Iguana Girl".
#2: Chopper's flashback on the One Piece cartoon.

Rice: He gets sad just THINKING about them!!!
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- Secret Attack 82 End -

Translator's Notes:
===============================================
Mesopotamia, the Hwang Ho River (aka the "Yellow River" and "Huang He"), and the Indus Valley, are real places on our earth. In fact, they are three of the four great ancient civilizations. They're only missing Egypt. Sawai probably decided these names after the last chapter's "Egypt" joke.
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That man in the background of page 88 may look like a ninja, but that's just the way classical Japanese stagehands dress. It's meant to be an inside gag here, of course.
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On pages 89 and 90, Bo-bobo and Don Patch become Gohan and Piccolo from Dragon Ball. I tried my best to use direct lines from the scenes they are spoofing, rather than being trans-literal.
Btw, HFIL is the place the Dragon Ball dubs in America changed HELL to. It stands for "Home For Infinite Losers". It's not a bad edit to be honest; it's actually pretty funny.
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Sōmen, which is mentioned on page 91, are noodles. They're like ramen.
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Although "Kyain", which is shouted on page 94, sounds like a screech, it is actually the name of a Japanese comedic duo. I don't know for sure, but perhaps Don Patch and Indus were spoofing them. Sure, I could've used "Laurel and Hardy" or "Abbot and Costello", but they don't work so well as painful screams.
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NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 81

2009-07-13T15:44:41+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 81: BO-BOBO ALL-STAR BRAWL!
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[Secret Attack 81: BO-BOBO ALL-STAR BRAWL!]
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Guys: Uh, what are you doing here, Dengakuman...?
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Dengakuman: Well, we're friends, aren't we?
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dengakuman: Super-duper Dengaku Punch!!!
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Dengakuman: This hand was your enemy, and now it's your ally...
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: *sting*

Beauty: He's not talking about your nonexistent death-seal.
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Guys: Fourth floor, here we come!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: {Oh great, Elvis is back in the building...}
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Both: This is it!
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Beauty: What in the world?! Where ARE we?!!

[Secret Attack 81: BO-BOBO ALL-STAR BRAWL!]
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- Page 73 -
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Bo-bobo: This is the legendary award-winning Commode Colosseum!!

Chart: [Voted "Most Gripping Spot", "Best Place to go on your First Date",
<<<<<<"Most Beautiful Arena by Moonlight", "Best Place to Fight",
<<<<<<"Best at Being Voted the Best Colosseum Seven Times Running",
<<<<<
Beauty: Who would vote in something so stupid?!!
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<--[They would.]
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Beauty: Get lives, people!!!
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Beauty: Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!

Heppokomaru: [Boy, she's frisky today...}
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Villains: Welcome to the chamber pot, Bo-bobo! We've got a surprise for you!

Heroes: What have you done, you fiends?!
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Thing: I'm sorry, guys... I was careless.

Man: A-hahaha! Would you prefer your little friend baked or charbroiled?!
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Elvis: Tell ya the truth, I'd rather have a fried peanut butter and
<<<
Heppokomaru: {The King answered for us?!! (Not that I'm complainin'!)}
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Thing: How could they not fall for my snare?!! Is it because I am glaringly evil?!

Man: Nah...
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Man: It's 'cause you're a kid.

Thing: {Char?!}
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Thing: I'm sick of him always treating me like a child!!

Man: The rules are simple, Bo-bobo!! All losers shall be tossed into the toilet!!
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Man: Choose your players wisely!!
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: We'll be going with these three!!

Man: Then let the games begin!!
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- Page 75 -
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Man: {I did not realize that they had broken the rules...
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thing: Eleven to one?! That's not fair!!

Jello: You're off by five.
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Jello: Aye-aye-aye...
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: You want ME?!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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Tennosuke: Whew, I nearly lost an eye out there...

Man: The gig is up, Presley!!

Jello: That was some quick thinking.
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Tennosuke: {Beloved hankie...
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: You're next, Chao!!

Dengakuman: Ah!
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- Page 76 -
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Bo-bobo: This fight... is between YOU and ME!!!
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Man: So you use the two-sword style, do you?!!
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: If I just had one more sword, I could...

Don Patch: Bo-bobo!!
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Don Patch: USE MINE!!!

Bo-bobo: Hey-O!!
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- Page 77 -
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Group: He has attained the triforce!!!
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Bo-bobo: Get ready to be three-sword schooled!!!
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Sign: [Restaurant]
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- Page 78 -
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Beauty: He's destroying the ENTIRE building!!!
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Bo-bobo: I'll take one Egypt, please.
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- Page 79 -
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Man: Here you go! Thank you for waiting!!

Bo-bobo: Spuh-lort!
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Man: You've just won yourself one express trip down Lavatory Lane!!
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Don Patch: Payback time!!!
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Don Patch: {Okay, now it's three socks to Tennosuke's face...}
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Thing: You heave, and I'll ho.

Man: Heave!

Dengakuman: No! Bo-bobo!
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Dengakuman: I'll save you!!
<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dengakuman: I'll show you, you big bully!
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Head: *pop*! [Uncle.]
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- Page 80 -
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Tennosuke: Let go of the blonde man!!

Man: Who said that?!
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Duo: Fart Fist and Wiggle Fist Secret Combo Attack: "Hit-and-Jet!!!"

Group: Aaah-aaah-AAH!!!
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Tennosuke: Let's turn her around!!

Heppokomaru: I'm on it, chief!

Bo-bobo: Man, that was devastating...!!
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Jello: Never let your guard down!! Such is the basis of all combat!!
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Bo-bobo: "Dengaku Dumdum"!!

Dengakuman: Aaaaaahhh!!!
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Dengakuman: "Impromptu Double Dengaku Punch!!!"

Jello: Gbargh!!
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Man: That's far enough, Bo-bobo!!
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: BE MY GUEST!!!

Duo: GAH-HAH!!!
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Man: We need to use a combo attack!!

Thing: But we don't know any! We'd have to make one up spontaneously!!
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Bo-bobo: {Trying to pull off an "insta-move", are they?!
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Both: "Kick From the Teeth"!!!

Bo-bobo: Or not!!!
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Both: How do you like THEM apples?!!

Bo-bobo: They were alright.
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Bo-bobo: But combo attacks are supposed to be made of love and compassion!!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: We'll show you a REAL combo!!
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Bo-bobo: Secret Attack: "BFF-F-F-F-F"!!!
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- Page 83 -
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Bo-bobo: Get up, you lousy no-good stinkin' friend!

Don Patch: He treats me like a pack mule!!
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Bo-bobo: Dengakuman...
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Take this, as a token of our friendship.

Dengakuman: What is it?
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Dengakuman: {It's just a piece of junk!!}
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Bo-bobo: It's an effigy of you I made out of clay.

Dengakuman: It's supposed to be ME?!!
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Thing: Foolish mortal!! Your back is WIDE OPEN!!!

Man: Last mistake YOU'LL ever make!!
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Tennosuke: Gross, part dos!!

Both: Aaah-aaah-AAH!!!
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Tennosuke: Together, we are invincible!!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Yikes! It's a yakuza!!
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Tennosuke: Ahhhh~!!
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Trio: Tennosuke and Heppokomaru fell into the toilet!!
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Both: *gasp*!!
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Heppokomaru: Huh?
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Heppokomaru: What's happening to me?!! I feel like a balloon!!!

Tennosuke: Are we giving birth?!! But we're guys; we don't do that!!
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Both: What's goin' ON down there?!

Man: I believe this is my cue...
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Man: The water down there is different than what you'll find in your ordinary
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Kaboom! You explode into a bazillion pieces!
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Tennosuke: *kaboom*!!

Heppokomaru: Huh?! (But that was only like, twenty seconds!!)
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Heppokomaru: Aw, man!!
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: What are you currently into, Sawai? (P.N. Gotchan)

A: Yu-Gi-Oh!

Thing: He reads the comics... AND watches the show!!!
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- Secret Attack 81 End -

Translator's Notes:
===============================================
In SA 81, Bo-bobo says that the Commode Colosseum won the "Best Jeanist Award". This is a real-life award that is annually awarded to the person who wears the best pair of jeans in Japan. How a toilet could win one, I'll never know.
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On page 74, Elvis mentions his famous fried peanut butter and banana sandwich ala his own lingo.
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Also on page 74, Hwang Ho becomes Char Aznable from the Gundam series and uses his catchphrase.
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Hwang Ho calls Dengakuman a "Chao" on page 75 as an insult. Chaos are those little creatures from Sonic the Hedgehog games that look very similar to Dengakuman. This will inevitably pop back up in the series as a regular insult to Dengakuman from now on, so be warned...
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The two-sword style, as well as the three-sword style, were popularized by Roronoa Zoro of One Piece. He's never used them from his butt and nostrils, though.
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NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 80

2009-07-13T15:39:02+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM
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- Page 55 -
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[The match continues...]
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Striker: Your Fart Fist can be smelt shortly before it is dealt...
<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Your flatulence won't make it past the pre-game show!

Beauty: Heppo...
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[Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM]

Heppokomaru: Fart Fist Secret Attack: March!!
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Striker: Oh, shoot! What's happening?!
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: I can't see the field!!
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- Page 56 -
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Striker: THAT'S A RACECAR!!!!
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[Secret Attack 80: THE SNARE OF THEIR DOOM]
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- Page 57 -
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Don Patch: The Gas-a-Go-Go's tires are about to blow!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: {I'm so very worried for him...
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trio: Gyowowowowow!!!
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Beauty: We need to get his collar on!

Don Patch: I know what to do!!
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Don Patch: Wanna pway, Heppo?
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: Daaaah!
<<<<<<<<<<
Don Patch: C'mon!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Uh-
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Tennosuke: Agh! He's coming for US!!

Heppokomaru: Agoogee!

Don Patch: My eyes!!

Bo-bobo: It's your time to shine, Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: It's useless. There's no point. We'll never make it out alive.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: It must be a part of "The Cruel Angel's Thesis"!!!
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Bo-bobo: We can't touch him like this!!
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: Huh?
<<<<<<<<<<
Both: {He did it HIMSELF!!!}
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- Page 59 -
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Guys: It's all up from here!
<<<<
[Beckham Striker, retired]
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[Over's Castle; Final Floor]

Voice: You are nothing without your regent, Gunkan...
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???: Worthless miscreants!
<<<
[Over, one of the Hairless Quartet]
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- Page 60 -
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Heppokomaru: We've got to beat Over for Rice!!

Beauty: Follow me!!
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Beauty: What's with THIS room?!! (It's booby-trapped!!)
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Thing: Hehhehheh! They've fallen for my snare!
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Thing: Only three persons have ever made it past that room alive!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thing: (It won't happen twice!!)

Man: {I need somebody to love...}
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- Page 61 -
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Tennosuke: There are a number of dangers, Shigeo!
<<<<<<<<
Don Patch: Well, Sadaharu, I think the team that scores the most runs
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: Time for the O-N Cannon!

Don Patch: (So how are the Hawks faring?)

Tennosuke: (Pretty good, Shigeo, pretty good.)
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Both: HORFH!!!!
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Don Patch: Grr...

Tennosuke: It's coming back!!
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Tennosuke: Try out Baseball Stars!!
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Tennosuke: Gorgh!!!
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- Page 62 -
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Don Patch: Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: Not to worry!! My handkerchief acted as a shield!!
<<<<<<<<
Heppokomaru: Yay you.
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Don Patch: I laugh in the face of danger!! Hah!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Wagahoyven!!!
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Bo-bobo: Tag me! Tag me!
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Bo-bobo: Go get 'im, tiger!!

Don Patch: They don't pay me enough for this!!

Heppokomaru: Why'd you even tag him?!
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Bo-bobo: X marks the spot!!!
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Bo-bobo: I'm up.

Beauty: I thought Don Patch might have left the building!!
<<<<<<(But he just turned into Elvis Presley!)
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Bo-bobo: {Everyone is a road...
<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Both: Wow!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bo-bobo: NOT TODAY!!!!
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Thing: Phew... Their imminent demise is only a matter of time...
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Thing: This last snare should do the trick...
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Thing: Kyeeeh!!!
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Guys: Huh?! Is that GAS?!
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Thing: Hehhehheh! You are through!! Just take a closer look!!

Bo-bobo: What'll be in the next panel?!
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Bo-bobo: Where there's smoke, there's FIRE!!
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Bo-bobo: You're planning to ignite the gas, fiend!!

Thing: Precisely! But that is NOT gasoline; it is something FAR worse!!

Don Patch: What is it, then?!
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Thing: A FIZZY COLA SUBSTANCE!!!
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- Page 65 -
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Thing: Hahaha!! This marks the end for you!!!
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Thing: But I thought cola was another type of gasoline!!

Man: {I need somebody to love...}
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Thing: In that case, I'll merely use my greatest snare!!
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Thing: My patented "Death Cyclone"!!!

Guys: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Bo-bobo: He's gone with the wind!!

Beauty: And feather's are coming out of the floor!!
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Tennosuke: (No! My hankie!)

Heppokomaru: What exactly is your twisted mind plotting?!
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Thing: I am going to cover you in feathers-!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thing: He will be most pleased with this boon...

Guys: {No comprende.}
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Thing: And as beneath you lies cola, there will be no escape!!

Man: {I wonder who I'll invite over tonight...}
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Heppokomaru: This is actually worse than we thought...
<<<<<<<<<
Tennosuke: Don Patch needs help!!

Heppokomaru: What's the problem?
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- Page 67 -
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Tennosuke: He's turned into a Visual Rockstar!!!

Heppokomaru: I don't know either of you.
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Thing: Bingo! The feathers have made him a rockstar, which will make him
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thing: Start the music!!

Heppokomaru: No!! Don't do it!!
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Thing: Grab ahold of the microphone!!

Heppokomaru: Don't do it, Don Patch!!
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Heppokomaru: That's not a MIKE; it's a BIKE!!!!
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- Page 68 -
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Tennosuke: Ah! My hankie flew outside the cage!!
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Tennosuke: HANKIEEEEEEE!!!!
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Bo-bobo: We've got to get out of here!!

Heppokomaru: It's no use!! It won't budge!!
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Beauty: {If only Hatenkou were here...}
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Voice: Typical... I leave you guys for two seconds and it's like it's the end
<<<<________________________________________________________________

- Page 69 -
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Beauty: HATENKOU!!!
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Dengakuman: It's me.
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Dengakuman: Slow down, Dengakuman!
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- Page 70 -
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: Where does Softon go off to?

A: Y'know, I'm not really sure. But he does seem to pop up whenever
Beauty needs him...

Don Patch: I wandah...
Why duhd he do dat?
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- Secret Attack 80 End -

Translator's Notes:
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On page 58 of SA 80, Tennosuke mimics the hopelessness of a certain short-lived 26-episode series, before saying the name of one of its theme songs, "The Cruel Angel's Thesis".
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On page 61 of SA 80, DP and TT imitate two popular old-time Japanese baseball stars. DP is Shigeo Nagashima, former player on the Yomiuri Giants (as his hat reads) and former manager of the aforementioned team. TT is Sadaharu Oh, aka Wang Chenchih, a teammate to Nagashima back in his heyday. Oh also acted as manager for his team after his retirement. He later went on to manage the "Fukuoka Daiei Hawks" which is now known as the "Fukuoka Softbank Hawks". The O-N Cannon, which is mentioned through clever translation, was the name used for the two players feared batting lineup, where Oh batted third and Nagashima batted fourth. O = Oh and N = Nagashima.
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Baseball Stars is an uber-popular NES game released in 1989 by SNK. It is known in Japan as "Baseball Star Mezase Sankanou". It is often-considered the greatest b-ball game of all time.
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On page 63, Beauty mentions Elvis Presley. That's all I'm gonna say.
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The squid guy, Mesopotamia, says he is going to hand the cast over to Java man. Java man is the name of one of those ridiculous monkey bones some man (who called himself a scientist) found and tried to pass off as human "links". Fyi, his claims have since been proven false. In fact, he himself stated that his findings were merely an orangutang, a word synonymous with evolutionist.
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Don Patch becomes a "Visual Rockstar" on page 67 - a term used for J-rock musicians who care intensely about their image. These singers care so much about "appearance" that they'll wear bizarre make-up and adornments just to attract attention. Guess they're kinda like goths...
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NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 79

2009-07-13T15:33:04+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME
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[Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME]
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Ruby: Hng... I'm stuck!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Upsy-daisy!

Ruby: Huh?!
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Ruby: Why did you help me?!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: I don't hit women and children.
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Ruby: That's ridiculous! How dare you!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: Knock my block off!!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I'm prepared for the worst!
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Aw, shaddap!!!

Beauty: But I thought you said-?!
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- Page 40 -
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Ruby: *sob* Why...?
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Y'see, death isn't somethin' that you should talk about so lightly,
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tennosuke: Ya gotta start thinkin' about others feelings in your relationships.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ruby: I'm so sorry, Mr. Blue... I've made some terrible mistakes...
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Tennosuke: All in a day's work, ma'am.
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Beauty: {Since when did Tennosuke turn into Dr. PHIL?!!}

[Secret Attack 79: #10 GOT GAME]
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- Page 41 -
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Ruby: You win... the first match is kaput.
<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty: {It looks more like an ENEMA!!}
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Pig: Be gentle now!

Beauty: {This is the REAL challenge!!}
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Beauty: {But even though it may LOOK like a pig's rear end,
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pig: GYOWAAARAASHAAGAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Beauty: AAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Pig: The pain!!
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pig: You don't even know me, girl!!

Beauty: {Why, God...? What did I ever do to deserve this...?}
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Beauty: Oh! It's actually opening!!
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- Page 42 -
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Ruby: Uh, the stairs to the next floor are that way...

Don Patch: Quit goofin' off, Beauty!
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[And so, Bo-bobo and the gang come to the Jungle Stage.]

Tennosuke: You think the next one will be a ninja?

Don Patch: Well, they ARE called the "Stealth Brigade"...
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Boy: Nice shot, team! I'm a real-deal ninja!!

Bo-bobo: Are you one of the Furious Five?!
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Boy: Narutosakurasasukekakashi!
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- Page 43 -
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All: {What is with this guy...?
<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: Did you fall for my little ninja stunt?

Bo-bobo: Not at all; we thought you were just practicing your soccer skills.
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Boy: You're lookin' at Beckham Striker, one of the Stealth Brigade's Furious Five!!
<<<
[Beckham Striker]
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Don Patch: ORAH!!!

Striker: Oh, shoot!!
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Don Patch: HahaHA!! I'm gonna pop your precious little ball!! Really, I will!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Actually...
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: You're passing it back?

Don Patch: Yeah, here...

Beauty: {I guess you can't judge a book by its cover...}
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- Page 44 -
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Striker: I was born and raised in this castle!!
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Start the match! My spirit is burnin' up!!
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Striker: For the love of baseball!!!

Beauty: He's catching the place on fire!!
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Striker: I will play goalie for my home!!!

Beauty: But you're gonna burn it to the ground!!
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[Ten minutes later...]
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Beauty: Now it looks more like the inside of a volcano!!!

Striker: The viewers never saw that comin'!
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- Page 45 -
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All: Oh no! Our platform's splitting in two!!
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Bo-bobo: Alright, guys!! This calls for a brand-spankin' new move...
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Trio: The Gojou-Oohashi Bridge!!!

Heppokomaru: We're not in Kyoto!! Nobody would walk across you!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Patch: Heppokomaru!! We're not gonna last much longer!
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: But... I don't want to step on Bo-bobo or Tennosuke!!
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Bo-bobo: Then why don't you just use Don Patch?
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Heppokomaru: Gotcha!

Don Patch: Step right up!! (Wait, that doesn't match my face!)
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- Page 46 -
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Don Patch: BFF!!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiff]
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[Not Guilty]
[Justice]
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- Page 47 -
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Striker: Let the game begin!

Beauty: Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: I feel pain...
<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Shoot!
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Heppokomaru: Get off of him, you soccer reject.
<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Score!
<<<<<
Tennosuke: I can't take much more of this!
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Heppokomaru: Hold on just a few more seconds, Tennosuke!!
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Tennosuke: [It was Year 34 T.T., and my knight in shining armor came to rescue
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- Page 48 -
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Heppokomaru: Fart Fist Secret Attack: June!!!

Bo-bobo: That's stanky!

Striker: Ghah!!!
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Tennosuke: He was also the worst thing I ever smelt!!
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Striker: Nice shot!
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heppokomaru: {I bet he fights using his soccer ball.
<<<<<<<<<<<
Don Patch: Watch it!
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Heppokomaru: {I was WAY off!!!}
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- Page 49 -
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Striker: Take that!!

Heppokomaru: Whoa!!
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Heppokomaru: Man!!
<<<<<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: It just came with the uniform!!

Heppokomaru: {That makes so much sense!!}
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Striker: But there is a very good reason for why I always carry it with me...
<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Striker: Because I use it for a lunchbox.
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Striker: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Heppokomaru: That's what happens when you carry food around in a soccer ball.
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Bo-bobo: Rrgh! I know Heppokomaru's the one fighting and all, but...
<<<<<<________________________________________________________________

- Page 50 -
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Tennosuke: Sing a song.
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Trio: What about moonshine?
<<<<<<-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trio: Aah-aah-aah-aah-aahhh!
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Monster: Whom hath awakened me from my thlumber?

Beauty: They summoned some ridiculous monster!!!
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Bo-bobo: Don't get distracted, men!!
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Trio: It’s a wild horse but I can take it!
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Trio: Wild thing, you make my heart sing!
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Beauty: It went back down!!
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Striker: Timeout's over!! Become mincemeat!!

Heppokomaru: Gyahah!!!
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Trio: 'Cause the wild horse runs free forever!
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Trio: Oh yeah, a wild horse runs free forever!
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Trio: And ever and ever!
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Heppokomaru: GAGOOOOOO!!!!

All: WAAAAAAHH!!!
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All: Mahah!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiffs]
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[Not Guilty]
[Justice]
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Heppokomaru: Googoo!
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Striker: Something about him seems... different.

Beauty: {His collar came off, and now he's acting like a baby again...}
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Bo-bobo: Woohoo! He's indomitable like that!!
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Heppokomaru: Gaga!
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All: Waaaahahh!!!
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[Supreme Court]
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[Plaintiffs]
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[Not Guilty]
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: Who's your favorite character, Sawai?

A: It changes by the chapter.
But I feel like I should say that my own personal tastes do not affect the
series as a whole.

Tennosuke: You HATE me, don't you?!!
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- Secret Attack 79 End -

Translator's Notes:
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In SA 79, since Tennosuke is acting like a psychiatrist, he is compared to Dr. Phil.
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On page 42, when Striker is implying that he is a ninja 18 times, I used eight names of some of the most famous ninjas in popular culture. It makes an otherwise uncomical scene hilarious.
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Beckham Striker's name in Japan is Mugen Shuuto which means "nonstop shooter/kicker". I'll let you figure out for yourself why his name should be localized to Beckham Striker in America. And since he's been translated by a professional, he's constantly making witty cross-references and puns using "sports lingo" that is also amazingly accurate to the Japanese dialogue.
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Time for a history lesson. "The Gojou-Oohashi Bridge" is a real Japanese landmark, historic and famous for the battle of Musashibou-Benkei and Minamoto Yoshitsune.
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Captain Tsubasa is the titular character of the Jump soccer series, Captain Tsubasa. It's an appropriate, yet humorous, insult.
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The song on page 50 is a burlesque jingle about the environment, so it has been translated to sound like Michael Jackson's "Earth Song". Take from it what you may.
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The amalgamation of "Wild" songs on page 51 are as follows: "Wild Horse" by Deb Talan, "Wild Thing" by Jimi Hendrix, and "The Wild Horse" by Rod Stewart.
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NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 78

2009-07-13T15:23:18+00:00
NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 78: ENTER RUBY!!
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Beauty: This is just awful...
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Bo-bobo: It's not just awful, Beauty, it's also the last straw!
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???: It would seem they enjoyed our little welcoming present...
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[The Stealth Brigade, aka "The Furious Five"]

[Secret Attack 78: ENTER RUBY!!]
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Don Patch: Should we use the front door?

Bunny: Hey, Doc! They shaved MY head too, ya know!

Bo-bobo: Sounds safe enough.
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Tennosuke: But it might be booby trapped...

Bunny: Hey! You got cotton in your ears! Listen to me!!

Heppokomaru: They're bound to be on a different level than us!
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Beauty: But we can't just let them get away with this!

Bunny: What's up, Doc? Me, 'cause I'm a hare-a-copter! (Ain't I a stinker?)

Bo-bobo: We can't, and we won't.
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Bo-bobo: Let's go, guys!

Bunny: (I wish I was in Dixie! Hoo-ray, hoo-ray!)

Guys: Lead the way!
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Bo-bobo: Just you wait, Over! We're gonna clean your clock out!
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Girl: It's so good to see you, Bo-bobo!!
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Girl: I'm Ruby!
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[Ruby]
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Ruby: Yay! Go Ruby! Yahoo!
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Box: [Garbage]
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Ruby: Hey! What'd ya do that for?!
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Bo-bobo: You give me the heebie-jeebies.
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Ruby: Ohhh! You're REALLY gonna get it now!

Bo-bobo: {Here comes the heebie!}
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Bo-bobo: I think I'll pass on Mini Moon. Let's see what's next.

Ruby: Look! Look! Listen!
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Pig: Oink!

Beauty: What the HEY?!!! (That's gross!)
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Heppokomaru: I can't... get it open!!

Beauty: {That won't be going in my wallet.}
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Ruby: Of course you can't open it; I've got the key.
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Ruby: Y'see, I was supposed to destroy you and all... but I don't like
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Ruby: So if you can make me happy, I'll let you through his butt!
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Don Patch: What do you think, guys?

Tennosuke: Well, it's not like we can hit her...

Bo-bobo: Then it's decided.
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Don Patch: Alright, kid! It's story time!!

Ruby: Yay!
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Board: [The Tale of a Man and His Lack of Income]
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Tennosuke: For Pete's sake!! You wanna give her nightmares?!

Don Patch: Yo-gabba-gabba!!
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Tennosuke: Girls like games! Like playing with beads!!
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Tennosuke: (Wait, I don't have fingers...)
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Bo-bobo: Morons! If you want to please a girl, you've gotta think like one!
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Bo-bobo: Popping bubblewrap!
<<<<<<<(Oh, joy of joys! I'm in heaven!)
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Tennosuke: No they DON'T!

Bo-bobo: Not the saliva! Anything but that!
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Tennosuke: Alright Heppokomaru! Your turn!

Heppokomaru: Who, me?

Beauty: You can do it, Heppo!
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Heppokomaru: Ummm...
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Heppokomaru: Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
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Bo-bobo: (And there's the jeebie.)
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Don Patch: We'll make it through this, honey!

Beauty: You're STILL doing that?!!
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Ruby: Call me when the fun starts...
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Bo-bobo: C'mon, man! Think!
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Don Patch: I got it! I'll act like a kid, and you can practice with me!

Bo-bobo: I like the way you think, Olly!
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Don Patch: Lay it on me, sweet thang!
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Bo-bobo: Crusher Ball!!

Don Patch: Ga-BAH!!
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Ruby: This is boring, boring, BORING!!
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Don Patch: OK, calm down!! I'll give you your snack, just be quiet!

Ruby: Snack? What kinda snack?
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Ruby: Is it yummy to my tummy?

Don Patch: Let me give you a hint; then you try and guess, okay?
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Don Patch: With every bite so chocolatey-!
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Ruby: Oh, boy! Cocoa Krispies!
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Don Patch: Wrongo! It's sardines.
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Bo-bobo: What more can we do than what we've done the last four pages?!

Beauty: Hey, Bo-bobo...
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Beauty: I'm not sure if it'll work with her, but when I was her age,
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Don Patch: I don't recall asking your opinion on the matter!

Beauty: AH!!
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Bo-bobo: Playing with dolls...? Guess it's worth a shot.
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Bo-bobo: Ruby! Oh, Ruby!
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Bo-bobo: It's daddy!

Beauty: That doesn't look like a doll!!!
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Ruby: I've got lots of dollies!
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Ruby: I'll be the mommy!

Beauty: Now isn't this fun?
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Bo-bobo: I think it's working.

Heppokomaru: It's about time!
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Don Patch: Mommy, I'm home!

Ruby: Hello, son! How'd you do on that big test?

Beauty: {Wow, even Don Patch is getting in on the action...}
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Don Patch: I got a big ol' F!

Beauty: That's not a doll!! (It's mustard!!)
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Tennosuke: Hey, I'm back too!
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Tennosuke: And on my way home, I got ran over by a car!

Heppokomaru: No way!! (He just used that as an excuse to get that
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Beauty: {This is great! They're all having a blast!}

<--(Mustard)
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[And once an hour had transpired...]
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Beauty: How long are they planning on playing like that?
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Ruby: It's too late to spoil my parade now, girly!

Beauty: Huh?
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Ruby: They are all already under my trance!!

Beauty: {She's completely changed personalities!!!}
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Ruby: I am Ruby, one of Lord Over's Furious Five and member of the Stealth
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Beauty: Bo-bobo!!!

Ruby: There's no use; they can't hear you.
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Ruby: Their minds have been completely washed.
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Ruby: Just look at their faces! They're completely dead to the world!

Beauty: No!

Guys: Don't worry about us, Beauty!
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Guys: Everything's a-ok!
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Beauty: {No, it is NOT a-ok!}
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Beauty: So you being a good guy... was just an act?!!
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Ruby: What can I say? It wasn't very hard.
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Bo-bobo: I'm Bomberman! Play my games!

Beauty: Quiet.
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Ruby: Being the witless chuckleheads that they are,
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Beauty: No!
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Ruby: They are totally and completely defenseless!
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Ruby: Now...
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Ruby: EEEEEEK!!!
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Ruby: But how?
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Beauty: I get it! Don Patch is always a goofball!
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Don Patch: You little brat! Get ready to be blasted nine ways from Sunday!

Ruby: No, please!!!
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**Don Patch: Now be a good little girl from now on.
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**Ruby: Grandpa...
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Don Patch: YEAH RIGHT!!!!

Ruby: {It was too good to be true!}
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Beauty: But Don Patch! You didn't have to hit her so hard!!

Don Patch: I didn't ask for a lecture, woman; just look at her!
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Don Patch: Now let that be a lesson to ya!
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Ruby: I'll get you for this!
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Ruby: And your little friends too!!!

Beauty: That's a lotta lumps!!!
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Beauty: {Wait! Those aren't lumps; they're takoyaki balls!!!}
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Ruby: I'll destroy every last one of you!
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Ruby: {If I could only move my limbs...}
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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Q: When does the Bo-bobo cast bathe?

A: Between arcs at hotels.

Bo-bobo: You just made that up!!!
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- Secret Attack 78 End -

Translator's Notes:
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In SA 78, the bunny has been translated to sound like THE Bugs Bunny. So think of it that way.
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Ruby's initial lines and actions are straight out of Sailor Moon; and that's why Bo-bobo, the hero of a male-oriented series, is instantly scared of her, and consequently, places her "in the garbage".
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On page 26, Ruby's "Look! Look! Listen!" line sounds a whole lot like Zelda: OOT's Navi to me. I was never bothered by Navi's nonstop chirping, to be honest.
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On page 30, the snack mentioned is Hi-Chew, a Japanese equivalent to Starburst. You see, when Don Patch is giving Ruby a hint of what food she'll get for a snack, he sings the Hi-Chew anthem of "Be happy! Eat Hi-Chew!". I switched it to Cocoa Crispies and their 1990's jingle, however; because Hi-Chew is not an American product, and it wouldn't hold any humor at all in it's original form. Remember the key to Bo-bobo is to be funny. Now, I would've kept Hi-Chew if it were shown on screen, but it's not. Oddly, Hi-Chews are sold practically everywhere but here in the states...
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Page 31 starts off with DP quoting Vegeta - one of his strongest roots.
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Bomberman is the lead character of a video game series by Hudson who has funny-looking eyes.
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On page 35, Don Patch looks a whole lot like Kenshiro - the main guy from Fist of the North Star.
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NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS! AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU.

Translation: Bobobo-bo bo-bobo 77

2009-07-13T15:17:13+00:00

NOT TO BE USED FOR SCANLATIONS!
AND YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU. ENJOY!

Inside Cover (Comments by Sawai, the author):
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I've recently started taking walks on my off days, and whenever I go out, I feel like a cartoon character... but not completely; I still get leg cramps.
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Back Cover (of volume 8):
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Bo-bobo and company have been taken out of their comfort zones and sent to Over - one of the Hairless Quartet! Once they get there, they'll not only have to face Gump, guardian of the inner garden, but also the Stealth Brigade! Will our heroes be able to defeat them all AND survive Overtime...?!
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Title Page:
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BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO
Volume 8: M·T
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- STORY (THUS FAR) -
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The world-ruling dictator, Tsuru Tsururina the 4th, has begun a "Hair Hunt", to make all citizens bald! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, master of the "Nose Hair Fist", battles this evil Hair Hunting Squad.
Just moments after defeating Rice in the Hajike-Block Base, Bo-bobo and the gang encountered the elusive ninja Lipster, who soon sent all our heroes over to Over's Castle...

NOW BEGIN VOLUME 8!

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Volume 8: M·T
Secret Attack 77: I'M GONNA FLY
(Rated PG for some "crude humor")
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[Story: Our heroes have been sent to Over's Castle, and he's one of the Hairless Quartet.]
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Heppokomaru: It looks pretty far, Bo-bobo...
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Bo-bobo: I wouldn't worry about that! We're witches!
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Beauty: Were you expecting a straight answer?

Bo-bobo: Squadala, we're off!
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[Secret Attack 77: I'M GONNA FLY]

Both: WHO'S RIDING WHO?!!!
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Heppokomaru: What are you guys doing?!

Beauty: You're gonna end up in the emergency room!!
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[Secret Attack 77: I'M GONNA FLY]
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Voice: Hey, Kiki! Wait up!
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Guy: It's me, Chombo Kopoli!
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Chombo: (But this time I'm not voiced by Lawrence or Yamaguchi!)
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Bo-bobo: That was fast.

Don Patch: Wuzzat?
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Trio: {It's Serviceman! Our hero!!}
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Trio: {He sees us!}
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Trio: {He's about to show us his censor!}
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Serviceman: Wah-hah-hah!
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Serviceman: Whoa-oh-oh!
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Don Patch: SERVICEMAN!!!
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Serviceman: Hup!
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Don Patch: Whew!
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Serviceman: {I''ve been in this position before...}

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Serviceman: {I was a disgrace; I let everybody down...
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Serviceman: {To let that happen AGAIN!!!}
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Serviceman: {There will always be people who want!
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Serviceman: Ser-
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Serviceman: VICK!!!
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Beauty: That was really something! I'm not sure what, but it was something!

Tennosuke: Let us continue.
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Beauty: Wow! What a cute little pond!
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Beauty: They've really done a nice job with this place!
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Beauty: EEEEEEEK!!!
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Head: Come on in, the water's fine!
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Bo-bobo: Who the blankety-blank are you?

Man: I can see you don't got jokes...
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Man: I am Gump, guardian of the inner garden! I have been ordered by Over
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[Gump]
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Bo-bobo: Alright then! Schnitzel this! Nose Hair Fist Secret Attack!
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Bo-bobo: "Class Assembly"!
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Bo-bobo: Moving onward...

Gump: {Man, these summer speeches always burn me out!}}
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Gump: Let's see how you fare in the air! Catch me if you can!
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Bo-bobo: C'mon, Tennosuke! Let's show him that attack we been practicin'!

Tennosuke: What attack?
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Bo-bobo: FIRE!! MUSHY MAGNUM!!!

Tennosuke: GAGH!!
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Bo-bobo: Holy cow! Is he wearing some sort of special bulletproof vest?

Don Patch: We're gonna have to pull out the big guns on this guy!
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Don Patch: Form of "Ball"!! Now show him what we can REALLY do!!!

Bo-bobo: Okey-dokey artichoke-y!
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Beauty: What's THAT help?!!
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[The Don Factor]
[Episode #1: ~Me & My Patch~]

Beauty: Something weird is coming on!!!
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Voice: Get in the car, Tennosuke!
It's time to eat!
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Voice: We're going to Long John Silver's for some fresh fish!
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Head: Answer me!

Beauty: Whose head is THAT?!!
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Bo-bobo: Forget the blue man, Beauty! Just look at that pond!

Beauty: What's wrong?
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Bo-bobo: You like it, don't you?

Beauty: Not anymore.
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Gump: Hahaha! What's the matter dummkopfs, afraid of heights?

Bo-bobo: Blast that man! How are we supposed to get up there?!
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Tennosuke: Wiggle Fist Never-Before-Seen Secret Attack: "Tokoroten
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Both: Thanks, but no thanks.

Tennosuke: You can fly?!
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Tennosuke: Never-Before-Seen Secret Attack: Bouncing Bad Joke!
<<<<<<<<<[Expressions From Tenmark]
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Tennosuke: Wait for me!

Heppokomaru: {He really is a great guy once you get to know him...}
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Bo-bobo: Alright, DP! Let's break his wing off!

Gump: You wouldn't!

Don Patch: Ready when you are, 3BO!
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Don Patch: Hah!

Gump: No! Not my one and only wing!

Tennosuke: That's a wing?!
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All: Bombs awaaaaay!!!
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Both: Muscle Docking!!!

Beauty: But Don Patch didn't do anything wrong!
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Bo-bobo: He ate my curry bread back in chapter 8!

Beauty: That's no reason to cripple him!!!
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Gump: {I can't fight these people! Their midichlorians are off the scale!
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Gump: I can at least eradicate the girl!
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Gump: Gab-UGH!!!
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Gump: {They never let down their guard - even for a second!
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Gump: Who are YOU PEOPLE?!!
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Group: We are-
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Group: KUNG FU FIGHTERS!!!!

Gump: GYAAAAGHHH!!!
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Trio: And just for the heck of it!
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Duo: Muscle Docking!

Beauty: You two are WAY out of line here!!
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Bo-bobo: Good going, Terry-nosuke!

Tennosuke: Just doin' my job, Bobo-nikuman!

Heppokomaru: Bo-bobo! You've gotta see this!
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Bo-bobo: Who done who?
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Bo-bobo: Good gravy! They're all bald!
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Bo-bobo: How could somebody skin the heads of all these poor people...?
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Bunny: (It's not even rabbit season!!!)
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Bo-bobo Q & A?!!
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[Whether it's regarding the Bo-bobo cast, or even me, feel free to ask anything!
I'll answer them all personally! Please send all questions to the "Bo-bobo Fan Corner".]
*The address is on pg.187.)
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Q: Why does Hatenkou use the Key Fist? (Tokyo/P.N. Baldini)

A: Because he's a "key" figure to the story.

Hatenkou: Is that so?
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- Secret Attack 77 End -

Translator's Notes:
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At the end of each chapter, I will try my best to provide a list of descriptions on and for the puns, localized or not, in Bo-bobo. Any fan should read this - you're bound to learn something you didn't know.
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Firstly, I'd like to inform you that not all meanings in Bo-bobo can be deciphered and that even Japanese fans struggle to understand many of them, as was discussed in one of the many chapters of the Japanese football comic, Eyeshield 21. I will describe in detail hitherto, the ones that I believe I can make out. A chosen few are localized when the chance is allowed, but I will describe EVERY single localization on this page. That means EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE I have in my translations stems back to the original Japanese save a few of which I detail below. I will NEVER change the plot, story, or dialogue in the series like your average nudnik would. I will NEVER change the names of ANY of the many main characters in the series. Only when I believe an easier-to-understand equivalent is found in the English culture will I ever localize a joke; and if I DO happen to localize one, it WILL be mentioned below with a painstaking explanation.
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Of course, most of the bald hair hunters names are localized for the initial intended humor, because most of them serve no purpose besides the pun in their name; and therefore necessity calls for such actions to be made.
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Character descriptions of the leads thus far (excluding the ineffable Bo-bobo):
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Beauty is the dazzling heroine of the series. She acts as the "straight-man" throughout thousands of jokes, making stupid gags even funnier! Her name was born from the movie "American Beauty", which Sawai saw in the mail while he was creating her character. The lucky dog!
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Tennosuke's full name of "Tokoro Tennosuke" comes from the Japanese delicacy of "Tokoroten", of which he is made of. This is a Japanese snack that is very much like Jell-O. By the way, his name is pronounced Toe-koe-row Tehn-no-skay. Now say it ten times fast.
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Don Patch's name stems from the spanish title for a man or leader, Don. However, when placed together in Japanese, his full name represents the Japanese onomatopoeia of an explosion. I would say his character is a cross between Dragon Ball's Vegeta and Looney Tunes' Daffy Duck. And if you can't tell that by now, don't worry; I'm sure you will in the near future.
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Softon's name comes from a mixture of the English words "soft cream" and "Babylon". Many believe his head is poop, but he has neither confirmed nor denied this statement. Which puts Beauty in utter disappointment and disgust at his every appearance; though she continually reassures herself that his head is chocolate-flavored ice cream...
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Heppokomaru's name is parodying the Japanese style of adding "maru" to the end of a given name. Heppoko means "untrained", which illuminates that lampoon and also highlights his seemingly perpetual need to be trained by Bo-bobo. Pronounced Heh-poe-koe-mahr-oo
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Hatenkou's name means "unprecedented". The greatest reason I can figure Sawai chose to call him that, besides being humorously corny, is that he is the first character he created after his 49 chapters of initial materials had run out, as he mentions in Volume 5's inside cover. By the way, his name is pronounced "Hah-ten-koe".
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Dengakuman's name is from a food called "dengaku" (pronounced "den-gah-koo.) It's fish or tofu impaled on a stick that is covered with miso sauce. The "man"'ning of his name, I believe, was popularized in Japan by the Kinnikuman comics and Mega Man series, where seemingly all characters are dubbed "something-man". Mega Man is known as Rockman in Japan, and that along with the fact that Kinnikuman is also singular, is why Dengakuman is officially one word, and not two. For an American example, think Superman or Batman.
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Hajikeing, whether used as an adverb, pronoun, or whatnot in the series, is when somebody has the ability to change in a split-second. The best western examples I can give in comparison to a hajikelist, (which by the way, is parodying the word "duelist" from Yu-Gi-Oh!) are Bugs Bunny and Genie from Disney's Aladdin. The literal meaning of this seldom-used word is an expression of bowling over in laughter; but in Bo-bobo, it takes on a more powerful meaning, and is crucial to understand for the full enjoyment of the series. Btw, Hajike is pronounced "Hah-jee-kay". I will translate the word "occasionally".
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In SA 77, there is a boy by the name of Chombo Kopoli on a bike calling out for "Kiki". In Miyazaki's 1989 film, Kiki's Delivery Service, there is a character named Tombo Kopoli who looks very much like Chombo, who befriends Kiki. That is the joke here. Took me awhile to figure out, actually... However, in the Japanese text, he states that he doesn't break the rules anymore. You see, Chombo is homonymous with the word Chonbo in Japan, and Chonbo is also a term for a player who violates the rules in Mahjong; but since this is impossible to translate properly into the English language, the punch line has been switched to one regarding his Japanese and English voice actors and how he is not portrayed by them here. Also, chapter 77 is named after the Kiki's Delivery Service ending theme, "Yasashisa ni Tsutsumareta nara", or in English, "I'm Gonna Fly".
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"Squadala, we're off!" comes from the corny, noncanonical Zelda cd-i game "The Faces of Evil".
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The attack "Mushy Magnum" is a joke on "Sunshine Magnum", an attack used by one of the main villains (Sunshine) from the Jump comic Kinnikuman. Sawai seems to really like the original series, but heck, a lot of people do... Interesting note: the character "Sunshine" looks very similar to Tennosuke in physique and shape, so that makes his using a parody of that attack even funnier. Also, the power-ups used in this chapter are DB-ish, and the attacks are primarily of the Kinnikuman persuasion, specifically "Muscle Docking" - a tag-team move used by Kinnikuman and Terryman multiple times throughout the series. That's why they call each other Bobo-nikuman and Terry-nosuke- they're spoofing Kinnikuman and his Texan friend, Terryman. Tennosuke's face looks just like Terryman's on that specific panel!
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On page 19, Bo-bobo states that Don Patch ate his curry bread back in chapter 8. Believe it or not, he actually did.
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