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[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 263 by cookie_on_fire

2014-06-06T00:27:47+00:00

Reserved for Trinity BAKumA. Do not use without my permission.

Page 1
Panel 1:
Synopsis of Previous Chapter
Chapter 263

Panel 2:
Text: Half of July has gone by, and a goddess had brought a broken fan to the hot and humid club room.
Captain: It'll work once you fix it.

Panel 3:
Text: After Switch-kun fixed it and tried turning it on, the fan made some unnaturally loud noise.
Text: "Scary scary!"

Panel 4:
Text: What a shock! No one knows how, but it seems that turning on the fan will turn back time.
Text: "Th...this is a time machine!"

Panel 5:
Text: After some experimenting, they found out that LOW and MID turn back 11 and 19 minutes, respectively.
Text: Th...then, what about HIGH?
(The buttons say POWER, LOW, MID, HIGH)

Panel 6:
Text: Every time the time turns back, the fan goes back into a partially fixed state. After fixing it 3 times, they finally pressed HIGH! But oh? Switch-kun made a mistake with the wiring, and now the fan is turning in the opposite direction!
(It says Normal and Reverse in the diagram, from right to left)

Panel 7:
Text: "Oof!!"
Text: Bossun received a tremendous impact to his body, and his outer appearance has been transformed into something strange.
Text: "Bossuuuuuun!!"

Panel 8:
Text: It seems that having the fan running in reverse takes one to the future!
Text: Pushing HIGH took Bossun 37 minutes into the future. Just what happened to him in that period of time!?

Panel 9:
Old man: We shall do some investigation!
Himeko: Who're you!?

Page 2
Panel 1:
Switch: Naked upper body, swollen right eye, a bloody nose.
Switch: A figure on your head, and unknown markings on your face and body.

Panel 2:
Switch: What happened, Bossun!?
Bossun: Like I'd know!!!

Panel 3:
Bossun: I wanna know too! Why does something like this happen 37 minutes into the future!?
Bossun: I've suffered plenty till now, but this time I don't even know what happened, so this is scary as hell!!
Himeko: That's true... Poor Bossun.

Panel 4:
Himeko: You're injured...stripped naked, / and made into a mess.
Bossun: I'm scared like hell...

Panel 5:
Himeko: And what's that? Those symbol-like things are so scary!
Bossun: That's enough, can you stop talking about it?
Switch: Is it the work of aliens?
Bossun: I've had enough, what the heck is this!!!?

Panel 6:
Switch: Don't worry Bossun, we will for sure find out the reason for you.

Page 3
Panel 1:
Switch: This time machine,
Chapter 263: Riding on the Winds of Time Pt. 2

Panel 3:
Switch: Should be good now.

Panel 4:
Switch: I installed a switch for changing the direction of rotation, so now we can go to both the past and future.
Bossun: I'll say this again, but that's our Switch!!

Panel 5:
Switch: It's been 15 minutes since we came 37 minutes into the future.

Panel 6:
Switch: In that case, let's first press HIGH and return 37 minutes into the past and see what's going on with Bossun.
Bossun: I'm starting to lose sense of what's going on here.
Himeko: What's going on?

Page 4:
Panel 1:
Bossun: Time travel to the past with the HIGH button!
SFX: *Click*

Panel 4:
Himeko: Oooh!

Panel 5:
Himeko: Good for you, you're back to normal!!
Switch: The weird symbols are gone too.
Bossun: We're casually using it, but just what is this fan!?

Panel 6:
Switch: The time is 4:15.

Panel 7:
Switch: That means nothing happened between 4:00 and 4:15.
(Diagram says time travel)

Panel 8:
Bossun: Phew-- Everything is back to normal, and case closed.
Text: Good, good
Switch: But that also means----

Panel 9:
Switch: Something is bound to happen between now and 4:37.
(Diagram says something)
Bossun: Heeeeeeee!!

Page 5
Panel 1:
Bossun: I-I'm so scared! I already know that something's gonna happen, and that makes it extra scary!! / Tell me, what's gonna happen!?
Himeko: And that's why we're doing this! Don't get so flustered!
Switch: We can only sit and wait.

Panel 2:
Himeko: If we just wait, wouldn't something come into the room!?
Bossun: Gyaaaaah! Aliens are coming to mark meee!!!
Switch: Don't worry, we already know that something is going to happen on our end, / So if danger comes, we can deal with it calmly.

Panel 3:
Himeko: Alright, let's sit in positions where we can shield Bossun. / Are you good now?
Bossun: Thank you so much!
Switch: Let's close the window too.

Panel 4:
Himeko: Bring it on!
Switch: Whatever it is!!

Panel 6:
Text: And then at 4:37
Himeko: Nothing's happening!!
Switch: That's strange.

Page 6
Panel 1:
Bossun: Phew- Kind of anticlimactic, but oh well. I'm safe and sound, so case closed.
Switch: Perhaps the past has changed.
Bossun: Huh?

Panel 2:
Himeko: What do you mean, Switch?
Bossun: Uh... / It's ok.
Switch: The past can branch off even with the tiniest of changes.

Panel 3:
Switch: We would not have just sat around originally. Perhaps that's the reason why the past has branched off.
(Diagram says *Ba-bump*, Something, Came this way instead)
Bossun: I see.

Panel 4:
Switch: In other words, in order to not change the past, we would probably have to go to the point in time as close to the incident as possible, preferably within a minute's difference.
(Diagram says Right before the incident, Very close)
Himeko: That's it! / Let's try going to different times!
Bossun: Wait a sec!!

Panel 5:
Himeko: Huh?
Bossun: What do you mean "huh"!? I'm fine the way it is!

Panel 6:
Bossun: Look! I'm back to normal already, so who cares about the reason why!? I just want to live in peace!
Himeko: Don't be such an idiot, you cube of chicken stock!
Bossun: Whaat!?

Page 7
Panel 1:
Himeko: Don't you want to know the truth!? How can you just shrug it off when you looked like such an idiot!?
Switch: It's no longer just your own problem. You have to get a grip of yourself.
Bossun: Huh...? O, ok...

Panel 2:
Bossun: Hm...but...it feels unnecessary... / And I'm scared...
Switch: Don't worry, Bossun!
Himeko: We're with you!
Bossun: Okay...

Panel 3:
Switch: Let's aim for a time to go to!
Bossum: ...
Himeko: Hm, Bossun was already a mess at 4:37...

Panel 4:
Himeko: So how about 4:30?
Switch: That sounds good.
Bossun: Wait just a sec!

Panel 5:
Bossun: There are only three buttons, with 11, 19, and 37 minutes.
(Diagram shows the power levels and times)
Bossun: How can we pinpoint on a particular time?

Panel 6:
Switch: That's what combination travel is for.
Bossun: Combination travel?

Panel 7:
Switch: For example, you can travel for 30 minutes when you combine LOW and MID (11+19 minutes). / You can also use tricks such as creating the difference between two time segments by traveling to both the past and the future, or leaving a small time gap between time segments.
(I don't think I need to explicitly explain the diagram)
Bossun: What's with the Plarail-like train of thought!?
TN: Plarails are those Japanese toys where you can connect train track segments to create your own railtrack.

Page 8
Panel 1:
Bossun: Don't do time travel based on something that feels like a toy! Why are the numbers all prime in the first place!? It's really hard to think of different combinations!
Himeko: What time is it?
Switch: 4:41. / Let me calculate a bit.

Panel 2:
Switch: Alright, we'll start at 42 past the hour, go back twice using MID, once using LOW, and go forward once using HIGH. That will give 4:30 exactly.
(Diagram says MID, MID, LOW, HIGH)

Panel 3:
Switch: Traveling back using MID! / Let's go!

Panel 5:
Switch: Traveling back using MID!

Panel 7:
Switch: Traveling back using LOW!

Page 9
Panel 1:
Switch: We have arrived at 3:53.
Bossun: I'm kinda used to time traveling by now! / Are we allowed to just do this!?
Himeko: And I don't feel sick from the weird effect anymore!

Panel 2:
SFX: *Growl~*

Panel 3:
Bossun: I'm telling you, make your stomach stop growling!!
Switch: 3:53 is when Himeko's stomach growls.
Himeko: Stop it! It's just like an alarm!!

Panel 4:
Switch: and reversing the blades without a moment's delay!
Switch: Traveling to 4:30 in the future using HIGH!!

Pnael 8:
Himeko: Gyaaaaaaah!! Bossuuuuuuun!!!
Switch: Guess it was no good.

Page 10
Panel 1:
Switch: The incident has already happened at 4:30.

Panel 2:
Switch: Let's try one more time. Aiming for 4:27 now.
Bossun: Wait...that's enough...really.
Himeko: What combination should we use?

Panel 3:
Switch: We will start in 10 seconds, at 4:33. We first go forward once using LOW.
(Diagram text says Start)
Switch: After that, we go back once using HIGH, wait one minute, and then forward once using MID.
Bossun: Hey, this is starting to get really complex!!
Himeko: Ok, let's go!!

Panel 4:
Switch: To the future with LOW!

Panel 5:
Switch: To the past with HIGH!

Panel 6:
Switch: Wait one minute.

Panel 7:
Switch: To the future with MID!

Page 11
Panel 1:
Himeko: Bossuuuuuuuun!!!

Panel 2:
Bossun: Just what are you doing here!?
Himeko: Well...like I said, we want to find the exact moment of the incident...
Bossun: How many times do I have to get beaten up before you're satisfied!?

Panel 3:
Bossun: the damage dealt is pretty huge here! I have no idea what happened, but everything's coming to me all at once! Do you get that!?
Himeko: No, I don't really get it.
Bossun: Why're you so cold!? / I don't care about the cause anymore if it means I have to suffer like this!

Panel 4:
Himeko: Dumbass! We're doing it for your sake, you fried chicken!
Bossun: That's pretty mean!!

Panel 5:
Himeko: You can't be the one who gets discouraged!
Switch: Let's fight together!!!
Bossun(thought): Gr...they just want to know for themselves...!

Page 12
Panel 1:
Bossun: Stop messing with time!!!

Panel 2:
Himeko: !!!

Panel 3:
Bossun: What you guys are doing is a sacrilege of the past!

Panel 4:
Bossun: The passage of time should be more respected, am I right? / Not to be played around like this.
Bossun: What meaning is there to find out exactly what happened?
Bossun: All that's doing is repeating history.

Panel 5:
Bossun: I want to face the future.

Panel 6:
Himeko: Bossun...

Panel 7:
Bossun: Time only flows in one way. / There's no going back to redo things.
Bossun: No...it shouldn't be done.

Page 13
Panel 1:
Bossun: I have loads of regrets, but isn't that what growing up is all about!?

Panel 2:
Himeko: Bo...

Panel 3:
Bossun: We can't keep on looking back!
Bossun: We just leave our footprints and live through each moment!

Panel 4:
Himeko: Bossuuuuuuun!!

Panel 5:
Himeko: Waaaah! You're right! We were wrong!
Bossun: As long as you understand.
Switch: I'm back to my sense now.
Switch: Damn it! Now I'm filled with emotions!
Bossun: It's all good if you get it.

Panel 6:
Himeko: We can't do stuff like traveling to the past!
Switch: Yeah, yeah.
Switch: Yeah, yeah.
Himeko: We need to carve our own histories.
Bossun(thought): So glad they fell for it.

Page 14
Panel 1:
Himeko: Let's put an end to it.
Switch: Yes, let's seal away this fan.

Panel 2:
Bossun: Wait a moment.
Bossun: Just once.
Bossun: Won't you let me go back just one more time?

Panel 3:
Switch: Bossun... We shouldn't play around with time any more...
Himeko: That's what you just said yourself.
Bossun: Hey now,

Panel 4:
Bossun: Let me go back to normal.

Panel 5:
Himeko: Ahahahaha! / Oh yeah, I totally forgot!
Bossun: Gimme a break-
Switch: In that case, MID should be good. / Everyone, I shall be leading the way to the past.
Bossun: Geez.

Panel 6:
Bossun: Alright, to the past with MID,
Bossun: Last ever time travel!!

Page 15
Panel 1:
Bossun: Phew~~~~ And that's that...!
Himeko: Aaah, I feel so tired----

Panel 2:
It's 4:20.

Panel 3:
Bossun: Ok, let's start over! / Put away the fan and have the room go back to the way it was originally!
Himeko: Yeaaaaaaah!!

Panel 4:
Switch: I'll bring out the table.
Bossun: Hot!
Bossun: Why is the window closed?

Panel 7:
Himeko: I'll go make us some tea.
Himeko: Oof! / Oop, I just grunted in Kansai-ben.
TN: The Kansai version of the sound she made is slightly different from regular Japanese.
Bossun: Hahaha, now it feels just like usual.

Panel 10:
Box: The incident---

Page 16
Panel 1:
Box: Happened at 4:24.

Panel 4:
Himeko: Ow, what is this? / Ah...it's the soda that I had...
Bossun: Gyahahahaha!

Panel 5:
Bossun: Look at you, Himeko, your underwear is out in the open!
Himeko: !!

Panel 6:
Himeko: Wha...

Page 17
Panel 1:
Himeko: You, / Over there.
Bossun: Yes?

Panel 2:
Himeko: Diiiiiiiiiieee!!!
Bossun: Oh, / Crap, sor...

Panel 3:
Bossun: Nnngh!

Panel 6:
Bossun: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Panel 7:
Himeko: ?
Bossun: It got in my clothes!
Bossun: It got in my clothes!

Page 18:
Panel 1:
Bossun: A bee got in!
Himeko: !!

Panel 2:
Bossun: Ouch!!

Panel 3:
Bossun: I got stung!!

Panel 4:
Bossun: M... / Medicine!

Panel 5:
Tsubaki: Watch out.

Panel 6:
Tsubaki: The paint is still fresh.

Page 19
Panel 1:
Bossun: Help...
Guy: What a nice day.

Panel 2:
Guy: Oh no.
Text: Models Club

Panel 4:
SFX: *Plop*

Panel 5:
Bossun: I got punched by Himeko,
Bossun: Stung by a bee,
Bossun: I hit something... / And something fell on me...
Bossun: Can't see...
Bossun: Help...

Panel 6:
Bossun: I now know exaaactly what happened.

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 253 by Eru13

2013-08-28T03:50:55+00:00

Reserved for Trinity BAKumA. Don't use without my permission.

Sket Dance 253
//This is probably the first and last chapter I'll do of this, I only did it since the main translator of it was going to be off for a while, I hope I didn't do a bad job XD

B/W Cover
Jump Comics
29
Birdman
Shinohara Kenta
Sket Dance

Index
Chapter 253 Good-looking Sensation 7
Chapter 254 Hollywood Movie Stardust 27
Chapter 255 Fly Clad in Gold 47
Chapter 256 Big Brother - Little Sister 67
Chapter 257 Birdman (Part 1) 87
Chapter 258 Birdman (Part 2) 107
Chapter 259 Let's Go to the Ninja House! 127
Chapter 260 Album of Memories "Athletic Festival" 147
Chapter 261 Quest Dance - Soldier of the Counterattack 167

p1
Tsubaki: You're spending your time in idle amusements again, just what do you do people do in the day? You just eat snacks and read manga, even sloth has its limits, for God's sake! //part of this phrase is cut
Tsubaki: Shouldn't you be using your once-in-a-lifetime high school days for something better!!? If you're going to do club activities then do them, if you're going to study then study, make yourselves clear.
Tsubaki: Phew...
Tsubaki: Enough,
Tsubaki: I give up...
Chapter 253 Good-looking Sensation

p2
Bossun: We have nothing to do so it can't really be helped.
Bossun: Aren't we a club that starts operating when a client comes?
Bossun: To begin with, if no one has things to consult with us that just means everything's peaceful,
Bossun: It's actually a good thing.
Himeko: This guy is seriously uncool.
Himeko: It seems the Pocket Dan is doing quite good.
Bossun: Tch, why is it always them?
Bossun: Let's figure what's different between them and us.
Switch: Yeah.
Bossun: Eh...
Bossun: ...
Bossun: Huh?
Bossun: Wha...
Bossun: Eh, what?
Bossun: Eh? Why are you so quiet?
Bossun: ...Hey,
Bossun: Say something!
Bossun: Why are you looking at me!?
Bossun: What's with those "The answer is the leader's charm" eyes!!?
Bossun: Hey...Stop it already!!

p3
Chuu: Huh!?
Chuu: You want a drug that turns you into a hunk?
Sign: Chemistry Preparation Room
Chuu: What's wrong, Bossun? What happened!!?
Chuu: They bullied you!!?
Chuu: What did you say!?
Himeko: Nothing.
Chuu: It has to be something pretty big for a high school senior to tell his chemistry teacher "Please make a drug to turn me into a hunk"!
Himeko: Well, I just said "If you say you don't have charm then you should just take a drug that turns you into a hunk!"...
Chuu: Why would you say that!?
Chuu: Well, I have it, though.
Himeko: You have it!?
Himeko: Eeeeeh, for real!?
Chuu: I remember making something like that when I made the Personality Alteration drug series.
Switch: The invention of the century gets treated like this.
Himeko: That's some messy way to manage it...

p4
Chuu: This is it,
Chuu: "Pure Refined Refreshing Transparent Sake Resplendent Beauty" //I could make little sense of the name T_T, the original order was "Refined Sake Resplendent Beauty Transparent Refreshing Pure"
Himeko: Oooooooh!
Himeko: That sounds really clean!
Switch: You just said sake, is this ok?
Chuu: Of course, it's not sake, the name and the label were something I put because I was in the mood.
Chuu: If you drink this, your dirty heart will become clean and pure.
Bossun: Wait a second!!
Bossun: I'm not dirty!!
Bossun: No, I mean, the heart doesn't matter!!
Bossun: I just want to get cool quickly so that I can show off to them how people make a fuss over me!!
Himeko: He's really dirty!
Switch: He's far off from his original objective.
Chuu: Idiot!
Chuu: Listen, this isn't exactly what you wanted,
Chuu: But your idea of changing how you look is wrong!
Chuu: What's important is the inside!
Chuu: To begin with, if you polish your mind, it will naturally show on your face!
Chuu: Just drink it (to test it).
Himeko: What he's thinking is showing on his face!!

p5
Bossun: Ok! You're right, the heart comes first!
Bossun: I'll drink it!
Bossun: Ugeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!
Bossun: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!
Bossun: Gaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Bossun: Ugyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Switch: He looks like Gokuu when he drank the sacred water.
Chuu: Is that so bad tasting...?
Himeko: You should stop making him go through this already...
Chuu: Oh! It seems his heart purification has ended.
Chuu: With this, he should be a good guy!!
Switch: Bossun is already a good guy, so wouldn't he not change much?
Himeko: That sure is vague.

p6
Bossun: Yo!
Himeko: He's a real hunk!!
Himeko: What happened?
Himeko: Heeey!! That old man said he shouldn't change on the outside but his face changed a big deal!!
Switch: He's so much of a hunk that it's even unnatural.
Bossun: No way...
Bossun: I'm no hunk,
Bossun: Don't flatter me.
Himeko: He's a hunk!

p7
Himeko: Eh!? Even his heart is that of a hunk!
Switch: I see
Switch: This really is a drug that cleanses your heart and makes it more charming and, just as Chuu-san said, it also has the effect of having the inner beauty show on the outside.
Himeko: What's up with that invincible drug!!?
Himeko: That's no good! If you make him a hunk in body and heart he's just a popular guy! That's just not Bossun!
Switch: You're casually saying something rather rude.
Bossun: Himeko.
Himeko: Wh...What is it?
Bossun: Your cute face will get ruined if you get so mad.
Bossun's sd: Ahaha
Himeko: He's a hunk!
Himeko: Heeeeey!!! What's up with you? Don't just say that so suddenly, you surprised me!
Himeko: But, that makes me happy, thanks!
Bossun: I should be the one thanking you, I'm normally too embarrassed to say it, but I'm really happy that you're always by my side.
Himeko: He's a hunk!!
Bossun: Whoa, I first have to thank God for letting me meet someone as cute as you, really, thanks.
Himeko: He's a...
Himeko: What's wrong with you!!?

p8
Himeko: Really, just, stop it!
Himeko: Why are you saying so much compliments!!?
Bossun: Compli...Ments?
Himeko: He's a hunk!
Himeko: Uwaaaaaaah, stop it!!
Himeko: Hey, I beg you, just keep quiet!!
Switch: She doesn't get praised usually so she's really confused, huh.
Himeko: I'm going to get weird like this,
Himeko: Let's make some tea.
Bossun: Here, Chamomille tea.
Himeko: He's a hunk!
Himeko: It's fine already!! Why are you so kind and sensitive?
Himeko: Put a limit on your delicacy!!
Switch: Even when getting slapped unreasonably he's a hunk.

p9
Yabasawa: Oh, it smells nice here,
Yabasawa: Can I have some tea too?
Himeko: Oh, Yabasawa-san.
Bossun: Hm,
Bossun: What?
Bossun: This is weird.
Bossun: Is this a national beauty contest hall?
Yabasawa: Oh gosh //Yabasu, I don't remember how this was translated before
Yabasawa: Eeeeeeh!!? What!? Didn't he just say something really hunk-ish!?
Himeko: ...
Bossun: Oh, I thought it was a potential idol but it's Yabasawa-san.
Bossun: That wasn't necessarily a mistake, though.
Yabasawa: Oh gosh
Bossun: Ahah, I want that angelical voice to wake me up every morning.
Yabasawa: Gosh
Bossun: Here, it's organic chai.
Yabasawa: Yaba...
Yabasawa: What is this!!?
Himeko: Well, a lot happened...
Yabasawa: I have to tell everyone!!

p10
Tsubaki: Th...This is...!!
Girl: And I think I might be a natural airhead,
Girl: The guys in my class have told me I'm a weird girl.
Girl: What should I do?
Bossun: Puh
Bossun: Ahahahaha.
Bossun: You're a funny girl.
Bossun's sd: Ahaha
Tsubaki: He's a hunk!

p11
Bossun: But, doesn't that mean you're just yourself?
Bossun: I don't dislike girls like that!!
Girl: Kyaaaaaaaah!!
Girl: Thank you very much.
Himeko: The next one please.
Tsubaki: What in the world is this!!?
Switch: I'll explain it with three lines: Leader Doping, Becoming a Hunk, Big Success.
Tsubaki: I didn't understand a thing!!
Tsubaki: Just what's going on here!!?
Bossun: Oh, isn't it Sasuke?
Tsubaki: Haa!?
Bossun: Everyone, let me introduce him to you, he's my cute lil' brother, Sasuke.
Tsubaki: Huuuuh!!?
Girls: Twins!
Girls: Hunk twins!
Himeko: They're liking it a lot!
Tsubaki: What are you trying to do, Fujisaki!!?
Bossun: "What?"...Well...Aren't we twin brothers?
Tsubaki: Eh?
Tsubaki: Yes...Well, that's true...
Tsubaki: Hmm? What's this feeling?

p12
Kiri: Is something wrong, president?
Tsubaki: Kiri.
Girls: Kyaah, it's Kiri-kun.
Enigman: What's this commotion about?
Girl: I-
Girl: It's Akkun
Girl: Hey...
Girl: Wait...
Girl: Isn't this amazing?
Girl: It's Kaimei's 5 hunks!!
Himeko: The one in the middle is too much of an upstart!
Himeko: What's up with this!?
Takako: Scoop, scoop.
Takako: Let's make an article about this titled "KAIMEI 5" for the newspaper, Rumi-chan!
Rumi: Yes! I've got mixed feelings about this, though.
Yagi: KAIMEI 5...

p13
Himeko?: An introductory video for the school?
Yagi: The broadcasting club will make one to show it to potential new students, I want to film students having a fun school life,
Yagi: So I'd like KAIMEI 5 to appear in it.
Bossun: No problem.
Himeko: He doesn't stop!!
Himeko: He keeps rising up! What's with him!?
Yagi: Then, the filming will be after school tomorrow,
Yagi: Switch-kun, I'm counting on you too.
Switch: Roger that.
Bossun: The time before we meet again tomorrow will feel like an eternity.
Himeko: Yagi-chan completely ignored that, as expected of her!
Himeko: Hey, Bossun, let's stop this,
Himeko: Acting like a hunk doesn't suit you.
Bossun: Aah?
Himeko: Hmm?
Himeko: Eh...What?
Himeko: Aren't you...Less radiant?
Switch: Hmm, it seems the drug is losing effect.
Bossun: Eeh!?

p14
Bossun: I'll go get more from Chuu-san.
Switch: That's useless.
Chuu: If you take too much of that drug, the recoil when it loses its effect is worse.
Switch: He said you shouldn't drink more as it’s dangerous.
Himeko: If it's that dangerous don't make him take it!
Bossun: Th...Then...
Switch: Yeah.
Switch: You'll have to be natural for the filming.
Bossun: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!
Himeko: Puh
Himeko: Ah, I laughed.
Bossun: ...
Bossun: ...

p15
Switch: The filming ended safely.
Switch: This is a rough edited DVD.
Himeko: Oh!
Himeko: ...
Himeko: Hmm?
Himeko: Where's Bossun?
Switch: ...
Himeko: Eh?
Himeko: What!?
Himeko: Hey, hey, what happened!?
Himeko: Did he run away?
Switch: No, he went to the filming
Switch: But he said he wanted to be alone once it was over and left.
Himeko: That's exactly what you do when you know you've done it!!
Switch: For the time being, just watch the footage.
Himeko: Poor guy.
Himeko: It started.
Switch: By the way, it doesn't have sound for now.
Himeko: Oh, here you are!

p16
Switch: It's a scene where we were chatting on the corridors.
Himeko: Eni is a hunk when he's not speaking.
Himeko: Why are you acting like you're chatting!?
Himeko: Eeh!?
Himeko: Hmm...Bossun?
Himeko: He's a hunk!
Himeko: Didn't the drug lose its effect!?
Himeko: What are you blending in for!
Switch: It seems he sneaked inside the chemistry prep room and took it.
Himeko: Is he a kid!?

p17
Himeko: What's with him!?
Himeko: We...Well, it's better than ruining it with a nervous face,
Himeko: Ok, just keep being a hunk.
Himeko: ...
Himeko: ...Hm?
Himeko: What?
Himeko: ...Hey...
Himeko: Eh...
Himeko: Isn't his face getting thicker!?
Himeko: Why!?
Switch: It seems he went and drank the whole bottle.
Himeko: What's he doing!!?
Himeko: Eeeeh!? What's going on!!? The drug took way to much effect!!?
Switch: It's a drug that has that cleansing effect with just one cup, drink one bottle and...
Switch: And your heart will be extremely purified.
Himeko: What's that? It's scary!!?
Himeko: Isn't he glowing!!?

p18
Himeko: Bossuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
Himeko: Noooooooooooooo!!
Switch: The cleanness of his heart overflowed to his face and he became like Buddha.
Himeko: That's no longer a hunk!!
Bossun: I've thrown away my worldly desires and realized that such thing as a hunk isn't but a deception.
Himeko: He reached enlightenment!!!
Switch: The squirrels and rabbits came near!
Himeko: That's too much charm!!
Himeko: What's this!?
Himeko: What's with this situation!!?
Himeko: This is an introductory video for the school!?

p19
Himeko: This got really crazy!
Himeko: Where's Bossun!!?
Switch: I think he's on the rooftop.
Himeko: Bossuuuuun!!
Himeko: He's here!!
Switch: This is bad, he's going to Nirvana!
Himeko: What are you doing, Bossun?
Himeko: You've become to clean, come baaaack!!
Bossun: Tch, that damn clerk, he went and did a sloppy job, I'll call to complain a lot of times to get him fired.
Bossun: To begin with, that slope is too hard, well, I saw an apple a hag dropped rolling and I rolled on the floor laughing, though.
Switch: Well, the drug's recoil turned him into a garbage.
Bossun: Ah-ah, won't all the other guys except me just die?
Himeko: He's horrible!!

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 7 by Tsukine

2011-12-25T17:53:20+00:00

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[wewnętrzny tekst: Romans w deszczu...]
Roman: Aaach... Naprawdę żałuję, że nie sprawdziłam prognozy pogody.. // Sądzę, że naprawdę źle zrobiłam. // Echeheh. // (Jestem Saotome Roman, lat 17). // Hm? Chcesz wiedzieć, dlaczego ci się przypadkowo przedstawiam? / W każdym razie pewnie zastanawiasz się, do kogo do licha mówię? // Jakie to głupie! Nie powinieneś martwić się takimi rzeczami. / Czuję, że dzisiaj stanie się coś fajnego! [boczny tekst]chociaż już jest wieczór...) // Huh?

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Chłopak: Co to jest...? Trochę się pobrudziłeś, co? // Hahah... / Hej, przestań. No dalej! // Rozumiem. // Też jesteś... // ...całkiem sam, co nie?

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Sket Dance
Rozdział 7: Książę ze wzgórza
[wewnętrzny tekst: Jej serce zaczyna bić...]
[kwadrat: Notka: Ta manga to faktycznie Sket Dance.]

Roman: Znalazłam go... // Mojego "Księcia"..

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Bossun: Trzymaj. // Masz z powrotem swój beznadziejny ręcznik.
Himeko: A więc w taki sposób mówisz, kiedy pożyczasz rzeczy innych?! / Czy to nie dzięki niemu nie zmokłeś cały?!
Bossun: Zmokłem od kapelusza, aż po podkoszulek. Jaki jest sens używania takiego ręcznika? // W każdym razie, kto kładzie brązowe litery na fioletowym tle?!
Himeko: To był specjalny podarunek od PeroCan! Brązowy i fioletowy oznaczają smak pieczonego bakłażanu.
[TN: W poprzednim rozdziale PeroCan było przetłumaczone jako lizak.]
Bossun: Co? / Każdy smak ma swoje kolory?! / Naprawdę, ci z PeroCanu włożyli wiele sił w ten śmieć...!
Himeko: Hej!!! To wygląda na trochę...brudne! /To musi być twoja wina!!!
Bossun: Cóż, tak, poszedłem, upuściłem go i wpadł do błota. / Ale nie martw się, umyłem go. Nie lekceważ mocy Famingu!
Himeko: Famingu?! // To płyn do zmiękczania tkanin!!! Jakim ty jesteś idiotą?!
Bossun: Huh?! Powinno sprawić, że ręcznik będzie w dobrym stanie, prawda?!
Himeko: To go tylko zmiękcza! / Spróbuj użyć czegoś, co rzeczywiście go wyczyści!!!

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Bossun: Ech? // Aaaaaghhhh?!!
Roman: Au...
Bossun: Auć... // Aaa?! // Ach, Naprawdę przepraszam... wszystko w porządku?
Roman: Och - och, nie, nic się nie stało...
Bubbles: Ach! // Och, nie!
Roman: Przepraszam!
Bossun: To trochę stare...!

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Bossun: Więc... jak się nazywasz?
Roman: Jestem Saotome Roman!!
Bossun: Ach... / Nie mów tego tak...
Himeko: Hej, to niesamowite!! Jak zrobiłaś taką twarz?!!
Roman: Mogę to zrobić tak... // Mam17 lat!
Himeko: Co z tą dziewczyną?!! / Jest taka...nieobliczalna!!!
Bossun: W każdym razie... Po co tutaj jesteś?! / Masz jakieś zlecenie, czy coś w tym stylu?!
Roman: Tak... Prawda jest taka, że chciałabym, abyście znaleźli kogoś dla mnie. // Myślę, że jest uczniem tej szkoły, ale naprawdę nie jestem pewna...
Bossun: Och, cóż, w tej sytuacji Switch powinien z łatwością znaleźć dane, które potrzebujesz.. / Jak się nazywa?

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Roman: Książę ze Wzgórza...
Bossun: Ech... Książ... / Co?!
[PT: W języku japońskim brzmi to jak imię]
Roman: Nie znacie go? Książę ze Wzgórza.
Bossun: Jasne, że nie! Jakie to jest królestwo?!
Himeko: Mam złe przeczucie, jeśli chodzi o tę dziewczynę...
Switch: Książę ze Wzgórza jest bohaterem klasycznej shoujo mangi : "Garandu☆Garandu".
Bossun: Jest z mangi! Wiedziałem!!!
Himeko: Co do diabła z tą nazwą?! Jesteś pewny, że to manga shoujo?!
Roman: Naprawdę przepraszam... Prawdę mówiąc, nawet nie znam jego imienia i rocznika, z którego jest... // Więc po prostu używam imienia bohatera, na jakiego wygląda.
Switch: Nawiasem mówiąc, ta dziewczyna jest członkiem klubu mangowego. Jest ambitnym mangaką, który nawet wysłał podania do magazynów.
Roman: Moim ulubionym gatunkiem mangi jest retro shoujo.
Bossun: Rozumiem... / Wiesz, my tylko natrafiamy na dziwaków, maniaków i staroświeckich ludzi w tej mandze...
Himeko: Nie ma sensu tego mówić...

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Bossun: Hmmmm... //Rozumiem. / Więc spodobał ci się facet, ale nic o nim nie wiesz... / Nawet powtarzałaś banały o zakochaniu się w nim, co?
Roman: P - proszę, nie śmiej się z takich rzeczy!! // Nie śmiej się z takich rzeczy!
Himeko: Dlaczego znowu to powiedziałaś?!!!
Bossun: Tak... jest słodka, ale trochę irytująca, .
Roman: Nie wiesz, że wszystkie dziewczyny kochają frazesy?!
Bossun: Nie wiem nawet, czy użyła właściwego słowa...
[TN: to żart w języku japońskim Używa słowa "moeru", co może oznaczać "love" (jak w "moe")lub "pali" zależnie od kanji.]
Roman: Ale kiedy widzę banalną sytuację, nagle patrzę na to, jakby to była manga shoujo... / Nazywam to "Filtr Otome ".
[PT: "Otome" oznacza "młodą dziewczynę" jest częścią jej nazwiska, "Saotome". Jej imię samo w sobie jest grą słów - "Saotome" oznacza "młodą dziewczynę", i"Roman", jeśli zapiszemy za pomocą katakany oznacza "romans".]
Himeko: Ok, już wystarczy! / Nie chcę już tego więcej słyszeć!!!

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Bossun: Ta~k, czy tak... Nie wiem, czy możemy odszukać twojego Księcia, jeśli nie mamy żadnych wskazówek... / Czy pamiętasz jakieś cechy charakterystyczne?
Roman: Cóż... // Powiedziałabym, że trochę... nieznacznie... ogólnie... // Trochę delikatny i ostry, coś na granicy... / Jeśli miałabym to z czymś porównać... tak, byłaby to stalówka A...
Bossun: Stalówka A?!
Roman: Ale jest tam trochę wyrazistości... Byłby to G-pen...
Bossun: G-pen?!
Roman: Jego ręce były duże i muskularne... takie ręce byłyby dobre dobre w rysowaniu wyraźnych linii emanujących promieniami...
Bossun: Chwila...! Co? / Jak ty możesz mówić coś takiego?!
Roman: A jego delikatność sprawia, że myślę o łukach tęczy ... / Tak... po prostu jak linijka w kształcie chmury -
Bossun: Co?! Chwila, chwila...!!!
Himeko:Czekaj no moment!!! Nie rozumiem nic o czym mówisz!!!
Bossun: Co z tymi stalówkami i G- penem?! Co to jest?! Rzeczy do rysowania mangi?!

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Roman: Ah, Przepraszam. G-pen jest rodzajem pióra, który rysuje cieńsze linie, niż normalna stalówka. / Było to trudne do zrozumienia?
Bossun: Nie!!! / Mam na myśli, że jest trudne, ale myślę, że nie rozumiesz o co chodzi!!
Himeko: Łał... to twarda sztuka... Potrzebujemy właściwego...
Bossun: Myślę, że musimy współpracować... uderzymy ją na raz podwójnym prostym atakiem! // Zobacz, Roman-chan, chodzi o to, że nie rozumiem twoich przykładów... / Z tym "Filtrem Otome " i resztą. Brzmi to tak, jakbyś obsypywała go komplementami, lub coś w tym stylu //Mogłabyś podać nam więcej "konkretów"?
Roman: Hmm... Ah, wiem! Dobrze, wiem o co chodzi!! // Prawdę mówiąc, narysowałam jego portret.
Himeko: Achhh, to już coś!! / Jesteś w klubie mangowym, więc jesteś dobra w rysowaniu, prawda?!
Bossun: ...............
Himeko: Będzie łatwiej, jak ujrzymy jego twarz!!

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Switch: Ale jeśli zobaczymy go przez "Filtr Otome "... ...Prawdopodobnie będzie to tak wyglądać, nie? Całkowicie oderwane od rzeczywistości.
Himeko: Zamknij się, idioto!! / Jest ambitną mangaką, więc przynajmniej potrafi rysować właściwie!
Bossun: ............... // Nie, myślę, że będzie to bardziej jak... no wiesz... / Okaże się, że jest właściwie okropną artystką, czy coś w tym stylu.
Himeko: Nie, nie, nie, niemożliwe!! / Niemożliwe, że to się stanie, to może być! / Po prostu tak nie może być
Roman: Umm... Zamiast wywierać na mnie presję... // moglibyście spojrzeć...?
Bossun: O - ok.

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Bossun: Tak jak myślałem!!!
Himeko: To po prostu ich dwójka razem!!!
Roman: P - przepraszam.. Wiem, że mój styl jest staromodny...
Bossun: Uch... tak. / Możesz powiedzieć, że jest to staromodne ...lub nazwać to gównem... / Ach, to beznadziejne... // Tak czy tak, czy staromodne mangi shoujo nie są bardziej... // trochę bardziej... jak...
Himeko: Hm? / Och, tak , jeśli dobrze pamiętam, jesteś dobry w rysowaniu, nie...
Bossun: Coś takiego?
Himeko: Whoooooa!!!! // Wspaniałe!!! Jesteś niesamowity!!! Jak możesz tak rysować?!!!
Bossun: Hm? /Czy to nie jest zwyczajne?
Himeko: Do diabła, tak jakby było !!! Czym TY jesteś?!!!

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Himeko: Hej, hej, no dalej, narysuj jeszcze coś! / Kota! Spróbuj narysować kota!
Bossun: Kota?! / Dlaczego chcesz, abym narysował kota? Szukamy księcia...
Himeko: Och, po prostu narysuj tego cholernego kota, idioto!!!
Roman: Pozwólcie mi też narysować!! Tu chodzi o moją dumę!!
Himeko: Dobrze powiedziane!! Narysuję też jednego! Dobra, Bossunie?!!
Bossun: O... ok.... // Więc... jaka rasa?
Himeko: Jaka rasa?! // Ja... uch... Masz na myśli, że umiesz narysować różne rasy? / Więc... a może ten. No wiesz, Szkocki zwisłouchy!
Bossun: Szkocki zwisłouchy? / Brzmi trochę zawiło...!!
Roman: Ummm... To rasa z załamanymi uszami, prawda?
Bossun: Ech, w każdym razie...
[Tekst: Filtr Otome włączony]
Roman: (Jest nierozgarnięty i ordynarny, ale ... // A może naprawdę jest delikatną i utalentowaną osobą ? // Wygląda prawie jak... // Nie! Roman, nie bądź głupia! // Mówisz to przez Filtr Otome!

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Bossun: Masz na myśli coś takiego?
Himeko: WHOOOOOA!!!! // Naprawdę jesteś niezły!! / Czy ukrywałeś prawdziwego siebie?!
Bossun: Co...! Hej, nie mów takich rzeczy! Wiesz, jestem głównym bohaterem!
Himeko: Kto słyszał o głównym bohaterze, którego specjalną zdolnością było rysowanie?!
Bossun: Zamknij się!!! Powinnaś być osobą, która stanowi obiekt żartów komika!!! / Bohaterowie występujący gościnnie są dziwni! / Ja... / Ja...!!!
Roman: Ja... Też narysowałam...
Himeko: Kolejne okropieństwo.!!! / Co z tymi głupio opadającymi uszami?!
Roman: ............ / Psiakrew... Znowu zostałam zepchnięty na bok... //
Bossun: Hej, twój też jest okropny!! // Co z tym Szkockim zwisłouchym?!!
Himeko: Powiedziałam ci już, że nie umiem rysować!
Bossun: Switch...?! // Ach... achhhh...... / Niezłe...
Himeko: To jest do niczego!! I kto cię prosił, byś się dołączył?!!!

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Bossun: Aaaaaach, cholera... Co my do diabła robimy?!! Mieliśmy szukać "księcia"!!
Himeko: Tak naprawdę do niczego jeszcze nie doszliśmy! /Co my robimy z tymi czterema obrazkami kotów?!!
Switch: Właśnie! Po pierwsze, musimy spróbować znaleźć wskazówkę!!
Bossun: To robiliśmy przed tym, jak całkowicie odbiegliśmy od tematu!!! // Ale w każdym razie... nie wiem, jak mamy znaleźć jakieś wskazówki.
Roman: Przepraszam............ // ............ // Cóż, więc... // Poddajmy s-
Bossun: I dlatego... // musimy po prostu iść i sprawdzić to miejsce, gdzie widziałaś "Księcia". / Może złapiemy tam jakiś trop!
Roman: !! // Tak...! // To było poprzedniej nocy, zauważyłam go gdzieś tutaj.
Bossun: To ta droga? Huh... Też tutaj przechodziłem
Roman: Gdzieś tutaj podniósł psa.

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Bossun: Cóż, może powinniśmy zacząć szukać psa. / Jaki to był pies?
Roman: Hmmmm... // Nie widziałam go dobrze w deszczu, więc nie mogę powiedzieć jaka rasa..
Bossun: Więc...jaki kolor?
Roman: Fioletowy.
Bossun: Fioletowy?!! // Chwile... że co?! Czy istnieje fioletowy pies?!
Roman: Tak. Był fioletowy z brązowymi kropkami.
Himeko: Jakie stworzenie mogło tak wyglądać?!
Bossun: Niemożliwe, żeby taki pies... // (Fioletowy..... i brązowy...?!)
Wspomnienie!Bossun: Aghhh... // Poszedłem i upuściłem ręcznik.. chociaż należał do Himeko...

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Wspomnienie!Bossun: Whoa... przemoczył się... // Jak go nie wypiorę, to ona mnie zabije ...
[Tekst: Filtr Otome ]
Filtr!Bossun: Trochę się pobrudziłeś , co?
Wspomnienie!Bossun: Achhh!!! // Fuj!!! //To obrzydliwe!! / O Boże... śmierdzi jak ścierka od kurzu!!!
[Tekst: Filtr Otome ]
Filter!Bossun: Hahah... // Hej, przestań, no dalej!
Bossun: (To byłem ja......?!!!)
Himeko: Cóż, sądzę, że powinniśmy poszukać tego twojego fioletowego psa...
Switch: Zbadam ewentualne rasy .

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Himeko: Hm? Co się dzieje, Bossun? Wyglądasz jak idiota...
Bossun: Cóż... // Umm... // Roman-chan... // Ten facet, którego widziałaś...
Roman: ?
Bossun: !!! // Uważaj!!! // Au...!! // Hej... wszystko w porządku?!!

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[Tekst: Filtr Otome ]
Filtr!Bossun: Wszystko w porządku?!
Bossun: Whoooooa!! To było straszne..!! // Patrz gdzie jedziesz, ty cholerna ciężarówko!!
Roman: To byłeś ty... // Mój książę...
Bossun: Huh? //Co?! Nie... my - mylisz się!! Cóż, masz rację, właściwie, ale...mylisz się!!! Mam na myśli...
Roman: Zawsze wierzyłam, że cię odnajdę...!!
Himeko: Hej, hej, co z tym! dlaczego jesteś taki cichy, Mój Książę?!
Bossun: Tak jak powiedziałem, mylisz się!! To był ręcznik !!! To był ręcznik, nie pies!!!
Switch: "Ręcznik, nie pies"? Czy to nazwa nowego singla?
Bossun: O czym ty gadasz?! Ach, pieprzyć to wszystko...!!!
[wewnętrzny tekst: Siła miłości jest naprawdę wspaniała!]
[dolny tekst: Kolejna historia miłosna w następnym rozdziale?! W miejscu klienta, Bossun idzie na randkę z dziewczyną...?!]

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 6 by Tsukine

2011-08-31T15:35:07+00:00

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[insert text: Himeko ma duże kłopoty !! Nie, naprawdę!]
Train: Drzwi się zamykają...
Momoka: Do niedawna niszczyłam wszystko przez chwilę... / ...ale ostatnio ponownie powodowałam zamieszanie tutaj wokoło. // Jestem pewna, że słyszałaś przynajmniej plotki, prawda? // Złote włosy, / papieros w ustach, //dzierżąca kij... // jestem tą Onihime.
Himeko: Ta dziewczyna nazywa siebie Onihime? // Wykorzystując starą ksywę kogoś innego...

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Sket Dance
Rozdział 6: Onihime z żelaznym łomem
[PY: Oni ni kanbou", dosłownie oznacza "ogra/demona z żelaznym łomem", co oznacza kogoś "niepokonanego"]
[insert text: Prawdziwa Onihime została porwana przez fałszywą...]
Himeko:Tak, ale plotki nie mówiły o kimś tak tchórzliwym jak ty.
Momoka: Tchórz? W każdym razie. // Bawię się z moimi ofiarami, aż ich zniszczę i zasiewam terror w ich sercach - w taki o to sposób postępuję. / Sposób, w jaki postępuje Onihime.
Delinquent3: Hah. / Nie możesz wierzyć we wszystkie plotki, które usłyszysz!!
Delinquent2: Kiki... / Jak widzisz Onihime jest zarówno bezlitosna i okrutna!
Delinquent1: Przerażająca osoba, która zrobi wszystko co się da, by pokonać swoich wrogów!

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Delinquents: I jaka piękna! // Do tego jest świetna!! // Nie wspominając o jej stylu, jest wspaniały!!! // Ponadto -
Delinquent3: Taka delikatna dziewczyna...
Delinquent2: Tak, to właśnie jest w niej urocze...<3
Delinquent1:Będę podążać za nią tak długo, jak będę żyć..
Momoka: Z pewnością masz trochę odwagi. // Przynajmniej chciałabym usłyszeć twoje imię. / Przedstaw się
Himeko: Co jeśli odmówię?
Momoka: Użyję wszystkiego co jest potrzebne, byś odpowiedziała.
Delinquent3: Ah... / Wygląda na to, że dzwoni komórka tej dziewczyny.
Delinquent1: Co to za dzwonek?!
[PT: Telefon ma efekt dźwięku "napiętej atmosfery", który roznosi się w całej scenie:p]

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Delinquent3: Huh? / "Fujisaki Yuusuke"... i czy to nie ten gość z wczoraj?
Delinquent1: Hej, masz rację! Odbierz, odbierz!
Delinquent2: Hallooo...
Himeko: Oi!! Nie odbieraj cudzych telefonów!!
Bossun: Heeej... To ja, to ja. / Zostawiłaś tutaj swój kij, Cyclone. // Ahhh... // ...Szczerze.. / Co do diabła zabrałaś w zamian do domu?
Delinquent2: Ukiki... / Dlaczego, Magiczny cyniczny Kij, oczywiście.
Bossun: Eh? / o czym ty mówisz do diabła...? /Jakiś Magiczny Kij...?
Switch: To "Cyniczny Kij".
Bossun: Możesz się zamknąć!! To to samo!! //A propos... coś jest z twoim głosem? / Brzmisz jak... Nie wiem, trochę jak jakieś zwierzę...
Delinquent2: W końcu zauważyłeś, huh? / Mamy dziewczynę, Sket-dan.
Bossun: !!!

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Bossun: Kim jesteś do diabła? // Ah... /Czekaj... ten głos... jesteś jednym z tych chuliganów z wczoraj, nie? // Tych dziwnych, staroświeckich...
Delinquent2: Z... zamknij się!
Bossun: Ci, którzy zdawało się brzmieli, jakby ze wsi...
Delinquent2: Zamknij się!!
Bossun: Ci, którzy mieli twarze jak zwierzęta..
Delinquent: Hej!! Kazałem ci się zamknąć!!! // Nie obchodzi cię co stanie się dziewczynie?!
Bossun: Hahah... Nie lekceważ jej, naszego małego kociaka. Nie dałaby się "złapać". // Ona nie jest tak łatwa.. // (...Oh, prawda.) // ...Ma się dobrze?
Momoka: Cóż, naprawdę nie mogę powiedzieć, że "ma się dobrze"...
Himeko: (Bossun...)

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Bossun: Huh, inny głos. Jesteś szefem? / Nazywasz się Momoka, prawda? // (Co powinniśmy zrobić...?!!) // Masz bardzo śliczny głos... chcesz być seiyuu czy coś w tym stylu?
[PT: seiyuu - aktor podkładający głos w anime]
Delinquent1: Nie zwracaj na niego uwagi, Momoka-san!!
Delinquent2: Cóż, naprawdę masz cudowny głos, ale... w każdym razie nie zwracaj na niego uwagi!
Bossun: Przepraszam za kłopot,, Momo-chan... / ...ale, czy mogłabyś tam na nas poczekać? // (Lokalizacja... // Potrzebuję lokalizacji!) //Gdzie jesteś? Dlaczego nie powiesz mi, gdzie się udać...
Momoka: Wygląda na to, że nie rozumiesz swojego położenia. // To porwanie. / Chcemy tylko skopać tę dziewczynę .
Bossun: (Dlaczego, ty..)
Momoka: Niemożliwe, by wezwała swoich przyjaciół, jak jakiś bezradny mały dzieciak, by ją uratowali, nie?
Bossun: (Psiakrew... jeszcze się nie rozłączaj...) // Heheh... no dalej, teraz,, Momo-chan... // Mam na myśli, że szkolne dni już się skończyły.. / Po prostu przynajmniej powiedz mi gdzie jesteś. //Nie będziemy wcale ingerować, obiecuję!

6
Momoka: Nie będziecie ingerować? Boję się, że nie jestem wystarczająco naiwna, by w to uwierzyć.
Pociąg: Główne połączenie w kierunku Kobukuro właśnie odjeżdża.
Momoka: Jeśli chodzi o dziewczynę, zamierzam się z nią jeszcze pobawić. // Żegnaj, Wasza Wysokość.
[PT: Nazywa go "Ouji-sama", dosłownie księciem.]
Bossun: Cz-czekaj chwilę- !!!
Switch: Bossun!!
Bossun: Dobra!! Uspokój się!!! // Pomożemy jej.
Switch: Chodźmy natychmiast.
Bossun: Powiedziałem ci, abyś się uspokoił!!! // Myślisz, że gdzie do diabła idziesz w tym przebraniu?!!!

7
Bossun: Ahhh, niej jest dobrze... to bez sensu grać głupca, gdzie nie ma poważnego człowieka...?!!
Switch: To prawda! Po pierwsze musimy uspokoić się i rozpracować gdzie ona jest!
Bossun: Aghhh... / Nie, uspokój się!! Muszę się uspokoić!!
Himeko: Nie jesteś tak imponująca, wiesz, tak zwana Onihime... / Robiąc takie rzeczy, wszystko co osiągniesz, to złe imię.
Momoka: Świetnie mi to pasuje. / Imię "Onihime" samo w sobie jest symbolem siły i brutalności. //Kiedy imię się rozprzestrzeni, strach również.
Himeko: (Siły i ... //brutalności...) // ............ // Hah. / Nazywasz to siłą?
Momoka: Hm?
Himeko: Głupiec, który nie umie sam wygrać walki, nie zasługuje na taką ksywę. // Śmieszne...

8
Momoka:GIIIŃ!!!
Himeko: (To koniec... // Bossun.)
Momoka: !!! // Kto... Kto tam jest?!!
Himeko: Ahh...

9
Bossun: To Sket-dan!!!
Momoka: Sket... Sket-dan?!!
Bossun: Oi! Wygłupiałeś się, nie?
Switch: Nie.
Bossun: Dlaczego po prostu nie mogłeś tego zrobić tak, jak ustaliliśmy?!! To bardzo ważne!!
Momoka: S... skąd wiedziałeś gdzie nas znaleźć?!
Bossun: Hm? To ty Momoka-chan? / Wiesz co, twoja twarz jest równie śliczna
Momoka: Przestań mówić takie rzeczy! // Przestań!!
Bossun: Heheh... Cóż, wiesz.. jestem trochę mądrzejszy od śmierdzących chuliganów, takich jak wy.

10
Bossun: Uspokoiłem się i pomyślałem uważnie o wszystkim, co usłyszałem przez telefon...
[Top-right: "*gwar, gwar*", poniżej "*tupot* *tupot*", powyżej i po lewo: "Dzisiaj jest naprawdę tłoczno...", pod ręką Bossuna: "Mamusiu~", lewo "Spóźnię się do mojej pracy dorywczej...", powyżej: "*stuk stuk stuk stuk stuk*" (odgłosy kroku), po lewo: "Proszę zostać za żółtą linią..", poniżej: "*zgrzyt, zgrzyt*"]
Bąbelki: Pociąg.. // ...skrzyżowanie... // Blisko dworca... // Koniec szkolnego dnia... ......6 godzina... // ...w kierunku Kobukuro.. ...właśnie odjeżdża... // ..w kierunku Kobukuro... // ...huśtawka?

11
Bossun: Switch!! // Który dworzec ma pociąg odjeżdżający do Kobukuro dokładnie o 6?! / Blisko jest skrzyżowanie!
Switch: Dworzec Megijima .
Bossun:Blisko stacji, huśtawka... jest tam park?!
Switch: Dokładnie tutaj.
Momoka: Co do licha...!!! // Pamięta każdą rzecz, którą usłyszy?!! // Czym jest ten facet...?!!!
Bossun: Przepraszam, że przybyłem tak późno. // Hej. / Kupiłem ci nawet lizaka.

12
Himeko: Mogłeś spróbować przyjść trochę wcześniej, szefie... // Byłam bliska utraty wiary w ciebie.
Momoka: C... co! Wasza trójka zaatakuje nas znowu?! Cóż, więc dobrze!!
Bossun: Hej, hej... nie zrozum mnie źle. // Obiecałem ci, czyż nie? Nie mamy zamiaru ingerować.
Momoka: !!! / Ty... miałeś to na myśli?!!
Himeko: Ah... / To jest smak wątróbkowy, sashimi ! // To co potrzebowałam,...nagle czuję się świetnie!

13
Momoka: ? // ?
Himeko: Ahhhh... Czas, by przywrócić ją do życia. // tak.. // To prawda... tylko tak jak...
Momoka: .........?! // COOO?!! // Cz-czekaj chwilę!! // CZYM TY DO DIABŁA JESTEŚ?!!

14
Himeko: Złote włosy, / papieros w ustach? // To cukierek Pelollipop, ty idiotko.
Momoka: Eh...?
Himeko: Pomyliłaś się też co do broni. To nie łom, to kij baseballowy - "Cyclone"!
Momoka: Co...? // ......Ale ty nie możesz.. być prawdopodobnie... / prawdziwą...?!
Himeko: naprawdę nie możesz wierzyć w każdą plotkę, którą usłyszysz.
Momoka: ONIHIME!!!!
Himeko: GUAAAAAAAAGH!!!

15
Himeko: (Siła i ... // ...brutalność)
Momoka: ............... // Ngh... // Co...?
Himeko:Daję wam trzy sekundy.. // ...abyście zeszli mi z oczu!!!

16
Momoka: Huh?!! // Ta-tak proszę pani!!!! // Daliście drapaka!!
Bossun: "Drapaka"?!
Himeko: Zawsze byłam ze sobą szczera, więc niczego nie żałuję... // Nah, to nie prawda... // żałuję // mnóstwa rzeczy. // Od kiedy zostałam poproszona, by przyłączyć się do Sket-dan... Chciałam myśleć, że byłam zdolna trochę się zmienić. // Ale imię"Onihime" jest tak silne, jak było zawsze...

17
Himeko: Może mimo wszystko naprawdę się nie zmieniłam.
Bossun: Eh, przestań marudzić. // Jesteś świetna taka, jak teraz. // Nie zmieniaj się czy coś w tym stylu // Powiedziałem ci, czyż nie? Potrzebujemy twojej szalonej siły tutaj, w Sket-dan. //Do diabła, bijesz mnie codziennie...
Switch: Sądzę, że byłby to dobry pomysł, by zbadać twoją głowę.
Himeko: Heheheh... // Dobra! Możesz wziąć mojego lizaka! / ma smak makreli i zupy miso!
Bossun: Ah... / Nie chce tego jeść!!
Himeko: Nie wstydź się! Weź to!!
Bossun: *przełyka ślinę* / Bleuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

18
Himeko: Ehhh... i może być kawa w puszce, niesłodzona. // Naprawdę, nie musisz tego dla mnie robić, wiesz? // Cóż, w każdym razie. Wróć bezpiecznie...
Momoka: Tak, Nee-san...!!
Switch: Najwidoczniej, była wielbicielką Onihime, więc dlatego postanowiła przejąć tę ksywę / Więc teraz wygląda na to, że ich czwórka zdecydowała jej służyć...jakie to piękne.
Bossun: Co jest do diabła z tym baśniowym zakończeniem?!! / To tylko sprawi, że legenda jeszcze bardziej się rozprzestrzeni!!
Himeko: i pospiesz się..
Momoka: Tak, Nee-san!<3
[insert text: To nasza Hime-nee-san!]
Bossun: Cóż... / Więc dla mnie coca cola.
Momoka: Nie musimy cię słuchać!
Delinquent: No właśnie!
[bottom text: Następne zlecenie, od zakochanej dziewczyny?! I Bossunowi nie można przeszkadzać...?!]

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 5 by Tsukine

2011-08-25T05:32:51+00:00

1
Himeko: UAAAAAGH!!!!
[insert text: Straszne!! Himeko grzmi !!]
Delinquent1: Ungh...!!
Himeko: Inui, Sarukawa i Kijima, z Nikkou, prawda? Zapamiętałam wasze twarze ... // Nie ważcie się nawet tknąć go palcem.

2
Himeko: Ale, jeju, noszenie tokkoufuku teraz, macie odwagę... // Wyglądacie jak jacyś wieśniaccy przestępcy.
Delinquent1: Ukiii!! / Trz... Trzymaj język za zębami!!
Himeko: "Trzymaj język za zębami"?! / Nawet twój sposób mówienia jest przestarzały.
Delinquent2: Zamknij się!!
Delinquent1: Zamknij się!! // Nie mogę pozwolić, abyś kontynuowała. / Momoka-san będzie tutaj wkrótce, by nas wesprzeć.
Himeko: Hah! / Nigdy w życiu nie słyszałam, by ktoś tak mówił!! Myślisz, że w jakiej erze żyjesz?! // Huh... Nie wiem kto jest waszym szefem, ale naprawdę nie obchodzi mnie to. / jeśli chodzi ci o walkę, po prostu powiedz mi kiedy jesteś gotów / Powinniśmy?

Delinquent2: Stój!
Bossun: "Stój"?
Delinquent2: Ty!! /Nigdy wcześniej was nie widziałem...kim jesteście?! /Podajcie swoje imię!!
Bossun: Imię", huh...?

3
Sket Dance
Rozdział 5: Legendarna Onihime
[insert text: To prawda, jestem szefem!]
Bossun: Jesteśmy Sket-dan! //Jestem Fujisaki Yuusuke, czyli Szef . // Jeśli macie problem, dlaczego nie powiecie mi o nim.
Delinquent3: Nie pytaliśmy cię!!
Delinquent2: Rozmawialiśmy z dziewczyną!
Delinquent1: Nic nie zrobiłeś!!
Switch: Poprawili go przed nami...
Himeko: Zawsze lepiej, gdy jest mniej pracy do zrobienia..

4
Bossun: Jeju... kolejne zadanie wykonane. / Dobra robota! Walka wspaniała jak zawsze!!
Himeko: Switch, lizak.
Switch: Czy smak niebieskiego sera jest w porządku?
Bossun: Ale naprawdę, jesteś silna... / Prawdopodobnie pokonałabyś niedźwiedzia grizzly używając tylko tego kija do hokeja, nie?
Himeko: Tak, prawda!!
Switch: Ale dlaczego walczysz kijem do hokeja?
Bossun: Możesz wywołać jakąś duchową moc z broni, prawda ?
Himeko: Gdybym mogła // Prawdę mówiąc, sądzę, że przyzwyczaiłam się do używania go. / Jesteśmy jak drużyna. // Cyclone jest po prostu moją ukochaną bronią.

5
Bossun:Jej... to trochę odjazdowe. Więc podejrzewam, że możesz wywołać tym bankai , nie?
Himeko: Gdybym mogła, do diabła!! Nie możesz się po prostu zamknąć?!!
Switch: Nie, myślę, że mogło to być bardziej jak... Magical Swindler Reality☆Maji's Cynical Stick... lub coś takiego. [Magiczny Oszust Rzeczywistości , Magiczny Cyniczny Kij
Himeko: Co to do diabła za magik?!! / Nie porównuj mnie z takim dziwakiem!! // Cóż, w każdym razie idę do domu, chcę trochę odpocząć
Bossun: Ok... Będziemy mieć jutro klienta z drużyny softballu, nie? // Cóż, powodzenia /Jeśli masz kłopot, możemy przyjść i kibicować ci lub coś w tym stylu.
Himeko: Mm... jeśli nie przyjdziecie, zabiję was.
Bossun: Hej, obiecałem Switch'owi, że możemy zrobić tę bijatykę jutro...!
Himeko: Tak jak powiedziałam, zabiję was.
Delinquents: Jej ukochana broń Cyclone... // Musimy donieść to Momoce-san!!

6
Kanegi: Przestań! Przeeestań!! // Hej, wiesz... / To naprawdę nie jest kij. Po prostu się wygłupiasz, prawda?
Himeko: Nie wygłupiam się!! To mój kij!! // Co! Mówisz, że myślisz, że nie mogę tego użyć?!!
Somebody: Cóż...cóż, nie możesz... / ...Mam na myśli... // Musi być ciężko trafić piłkę za pomocą tego...
Himeko: A co ty do diabła wiesz?!! / Jestem cholernie dobra w używaniu go!
Bossun: Czas!! // Myślisz, że jesteś wojownikiem z jakiegoś starożytnego plemienia, kiedy gra została odkryta po raz pierwszy?!! Nie czujesz nawet troszkę wstydu?!! // Gdzie rzeczywiście ludzie grają w softball z kijem baseballowym?!!
Himeko: Hm? Co z tym? Nawet ty wątpisz w moc Cyclone? Cóż więc, patrz uważnie!
Bossun: TO NIEZGODNE Z ZASADAMI!!!
Captain: Poprosiłam Himeko-chan, ponieważ ma świetny refleks, ale może nie był to wcale taki dobry pomysł...
Himeko: UAAGH!
Kanegi: Uderzenie!
Bossun: Tak jak powiedziałem, chyba trochę przeceniasz jej zdolności, kapitanie/ Jest niekompetentna jeśli chodzi o wszystko z wyjątkiem walki, więc naprawdę nie myślę, że dużo pomoże// Oi, Switch, masz jakieś dane przeciwników, prawda? / Doradź jej, czy coś
Switch: Czas!

7
Switch: Himeko. Przeciwnicy będą atakować wewnętrzny kąt
Himeko: Hm? "Wewnętrzny kąt"? // Co to do diabla znaczy? Użyj słów, które mogę zrozumieć!
Switch: Zasadniczo, blisko boku.
Himeko: Blisko boku? // Słuchaj, gdzie do diabła jest blisko boku lub czegoś tam?! / Masz to naprawdę na myśli?! Chcesz, bym wymierzyła w cholerne niebo?!
Switch: Kapitanie! SOS! SOS!
Captain: Czas!
Kanegi: Czy nie możecie po prostu się pospieszyć?!!!
Bossun: Ahhhhh... to jest beznadziejne. // Po prostu nie mogę tego oglądać... / Plan, który polegał na tym, że miałem przebrać się za dziewczynę i zająć jej miejsce, był lepszy... // Hm? // Ahh! //To Cukierek Pelollipop ! // Pamiętam, że kiedy raz jednego spróbowałem, sprawiło, że zwymiotowałem... / Jak taka obrzydliwa rzecz sprzedaje się w sklepach? // I dlaczego Himeko zawsze zjada je, jakby były najsmaczniejsze na świecie...?

8
Bossun: Może po wszystkim powinienem spróbować. Są rzeczy, które zaczynasz lubić,gdy stajesz się starszy ... / Zawsze jestem zainteresowany wyzwaniami, nie? // Ugh... nie mogę tego zrobić. Jeśli po prostu zjem to bez pytania, pobije mnie... // .......smak Shiokara, huh? // Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Himeko: ŚMIERTELNE UDERZENIE!!!!

Captain: Whoooa, Himeko-chan, to było niesamowite!!
Kanegi: Dalej, home run! // Wracaj do bazy!

People: AAAAAAAAAGH!!! // Gdzie do diabła wymiotujesz?!! // Przepraszam..!!
Captain: Bossun! Czy wszystko w porządku?! Masz kolejne uszkodzenie głowy?!
Bossun: Ah... tak...

9
Bossun: Wszystko w poooooorządku...
Captain: Aaaaaaaahhh!!!! // On wymiotuje!!! To okropne!!!
Somebody: Co?! Co się dzieje?!
Captain: Piłka uderzyła go w głowę i teraz wymiotuje!!!!
Somebody: Cooo?! To źle, prawda!!
Himeko: NIE // WIERZĘ CI!!! // Co do DIABŁA?!! Ukradłeś mojego cukierka kiedy byłam zajęta i teraz wymiotujesz na około!! / Co jest z tobą do diabła?!!!
Bossun: Nie... Byłem troszeczkę ciekawy, wiesz? / Po prostu, wiesz, zastanawiałem się, czy wytrzymam to, nie?
Himeko: ZGIŃ!!! / Co jest do diabła z twoim bezużytecznym zapałem do walki?!! Tak, jakbyśmy go teraz potrzebowali!!

10
Himeko: I to był mój ostatni, nie mogłam się go doczekać!! / Oh, najlepiej zjedz całego do cholery !! Weź na siebie odpowiedzialność za swoje zachowanie!!!
Bossun: N... nie bądź taka nerwowa... Wygraliśmy mecz i wszystko... //Jeśli... zjem go całego... U... umrę.....
Captain: Przestań, Himeko!!! On umrze!!!
Himeko: O Boże... Poddaję się. Wszystkie te ćwiczenia... gra skończyła się... Nie mam mojego cukierka... nasz szef jest idiotą... / Idę do domu.
Captain: Ah, mówiąc o tym, Himeko-chan... // Dotarły do mnie dziwne plotki ostatnio.. //Usłyszałam, że sławna Onihime znowu sieje zniszczenie... // Ah... To nie tak, że cię podejrzewam czy coś.. // Ale doszły mnie plotki i zastanawiałam się, czy wiedziałaś coś o tym...

11
Himeko: Huh, co z tym? / Nic o tym nie wiem.
Bossun: Hm? I dokładnie była to "Hime-sama", która pobiła tych trzech chuliganów wczoraj?
Himeko: To... to co innego. To była Pięść Sprawiedliwości, wiesz?! Ponadto nie walczyłam już wieki...!!
Captain:Jeśli nie wiesz nic, to nic się nie stało. // Musi to być tylko plotka // Ponadto, ta ksywka brzmi legendarnie w tych czasach. // Jesteś zupełnie inna niż kiedyś. // Nie można wierzyć we wszystko, co się usłyszy.
Himeko: Tak...
Bossun: ...............

12
Bossun: Bleghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Captain: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Himeko: Co ty do diabła myślisz robiąc to?!!! / Dlaczego próbujesz znowu to jeść?!! Nawet jeśli ci kazałam!!! // I NIE WIERZĘ CI!!! // Ughhh... / Jestem wykończona... // Nie mam nawet mojego lollipopa, by poczuć się lepiej... // Jeśli ktoś wywołałby teraz kłótnie, miałabym 97% szansy na sukces...

13
Himeko: Huh... to wy, eh? / Co, wróciliście, by się jeszcze bardziej pobawić?
Delinquent2: Ukiki... // Momoka-san kazała nam przyprowadzić się. Więc chodź z nami!

Himeko: Czekajcie, czekajcie...nie możecie tak do mnie mówić. Nie jesteśmy przyjaciółmi, czy czymś w podobnym. // Moglibyście być bardziej uprzejmi po tym wszystkim, wiecie? // Prawda jest taka, że teraz jestem w bardzo złym nastroju. // Myślę, że zabiję was przedtem, jak dojdę do domu.

14
Delinquent1: Keh! Jeśli myślisz, że możesz nas dziś znów pokonać, robisz ogromny błąd!! Keeenkenken!!
Himeko: "Kenken"?! / Co do diabła jest z tym śmiechem?! //Cóż, więc... / Jesteście dzisiaj okropnie pewni siebie, eh. // Jeśli chcecie zmierzyć się ze mną, kiedy zużyłam całą moją siłę w meczu, boję się, że przeliczyliście się . // (Jestem trochę wykończona.. ale powinno być dobrze.) // Sam Cyclone powinien być wystarczający, by zająć się wami trzema!

15
Bossun: Aaaaagh, psiakrew... Przegrałem znowu!!! // Czy nie możesz dać mi wygrać ?!!!
Captain: Czy Himeko-chan nadal tu jest?
Bossun: Oh... co jest, Kapitanie? // Jeśli szukasz Himeko, poszła już do domu .
Captain: Zostawiła coś, więc chciałam jej to oddać... / Zostawiła to obok magazynu.
Bossun: Huh? Więc co było w torbie, którą wzięła ze sobą..?

16
Himeko: .........?...?...............? // Co......... Co to jest do diabła......?
Delinquents: GYAAAHAHAH!!!
[PT,: Każdy z chuliganów ma własny rodzaj śmiechu: "kunkunkun" - ten po prawo, "kiikiki" - ten w środku, i "kenkenken"- chuligan po lewo
Himeko: !!!
Delinquent3: I jak?! / Podoba ci się Magiczny Oszust Rzeczywistości☆Magiczny Cyniczny Kij?
Delinquent2: Czy masz pojęcie, jakie żenujące było dla chuliganów takich jak my, by wejść do sklepu z zabawkami i kupić jednego?
Himeko: Tak, jakby mnie to obchodziło!!
Delinquent1: Potajemnie wymieniliśmy go z twoim kijem za twoimi plecami!!

17
Himeko: Ugh... / Kiedy wy...?!!
Delinquent1: Byliśmy na boisku do softballu. // Zmieniliśmy zawartość torby, kiedy kłóciłaś się po tym, jak skończył się mecz!
Himeko: Huh... Chcecie mnie jeszcze bardziej wkurzyć, nie? // (Jest źle... // Nie mam pojęcia, czy potrafię pokonać ich trzech na raz bez Cyclone'a...!!)
Delinquent2: Kikiki... / Teraz, dlaczego nie... // ...pójdziesz z nami po cichu!!!
Himeko: (Bossun...!!)

18
Delinquent2: Ah... / Jej oczy otwierają się.
Delinquent1: Obudziła się, Momoka-san.
Himeko: ..................... // Gdzie ja jestem...? // Huh?! // Do diabła!! / Co się dzieje?!!!
Momoka: Sądzę, że wymaga to wytłumaczenia. // Sorki za przyprowadzenie cię tutaj w taki sposób. // Chciałam ci podziękować za danie chłopcom szansy, by trochę się rozerwali.

19
Himeko: Jesteś ich szefem, huh? // Huh... co z tą żałosną twarzą? Wyglądasz jakbyś nie potrafiła nawet zabić muchy! // Ahhh... jak ona się nazywała? / Momoka-chan, prawda?
Momoka: Tak... nazywam się Kibitsu Momoka. // Również znana jako... // Onihime.
Himeko: !!!
[insert text: Ten delikwent... jest źródłem plotek?!]

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 4 by Tsukine

2011-08-23T16:22:27+00:00

1
[insert text: Godziny dodatkowych zająć nadeszły ponownie...]
Himeko: W każdym razie, dlaczego nie możesz przeprosić!!
Dlaczego używasz nieswojej szminki jak pisaka!!
Ile masz lat?!!
PRZEPROŚ!!
Bossun: Nie... Nie chcę...
Himeko: Uderzę cię...
Bossun: PRZEPRASZAM!!
Himeko: O Boże, jak głośno!! Kto tu jest?!!
Jestem teraz zajęta!!!
Huh?
Nie ma tutaj nikogo...
Shinzou: DOWAAAI!!!!

2
Sket Dance
Rozdział 4: Miętowy Samurai

Shinzou: Proszę mi wybaczyć.
[insert text: jestem samurajem chociaż to XXI wiek.]
Himeko: Kto do...?!
Shinzou: Moja skromna osoba
może odnosić się do imienia Takemitsu Shinzou.
Dzisiaj, przyszedłem, by przedstawić się Sket-dan, w związku z moją prośbą.
Bossun: ...............
Shinzou: Wygląda na to, że w pośpiechu przedstawiłem się niestosownie.

3
Bossun: Ochhh... Tak, tak...
Wygląda to tak, jakby Samuraj z Sengoku Jidai przeniósł się w czasie do nowoczesności lub coś takiego...
Himeko: Co to za dziwaczny strój... Wyglądasz jakbyś wyszedł prosto z mangi...
Switch: Klasa 2-A, Takemitsu Shinzou. Kapitan Kółka Kendo.
Jego niezwyczajny sposób mówienia wynika z wpływów jego ojca, aktora w sztukach historycznych.
Shinzou: Hm?!
Dlaczego, ty...
Skąd nabyłeś taką wiedzę
Czyż jesteś, być może, szpiegiem wroga?!
Bossun: CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ!!
Nie przecinaj Switcha, on jest jednym z nas!!
W każdym razie, dlaczego spacerujesz z mieczem!! Zostaniesz zaaresztowany za pogwałcenie Kontroli Prawa Miecza i Broni Palnej!!
Shinzou: Proszę cię, przestań się martwić. To zwyczajna reprodukcja.
Himeko: Kogo to obchodzi?!!
Kim do diabła są twoi "wrodzy"?!! Z kim do diabła chcesz walczyć w nowoczesnym społeczeństwie?!!
Shinzou: Przepraszam za moje okropne przestępstwo.
Jeśli mógłbym coś powiedzieć, bycie samurajem jest moim marzeniem.
Ale moje dziwne zachowanie sprawia kłopoty obywatelom, którym pragnąłbym służyć...
Muszę to zakończyć -
Bossun: CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ!

4
Bossun: Nie wchodź zamaszystym krokiem do klubowych pokojów i nie popełniaj tam seppuku !!!
Himeko: Tak! Chcesz nas oblać krwią!!
Jak myślisz, kto posprząta twoje jelita?!!
Bossun: TWOJE PRIORYTETY SĄ RÓWNIEŻ POPIEPRZONE!!
Shinzou: Achahah.
Nie martw się proszę.
To także, zwykła reprodukcja.
Bossun: Po prostu się pospiesz i powiedz nam czego chcesz!!
Shinzou: Jako, że nie ma żadnych trzecioklasistów w Klubie Kendo, zyskałem pozwolenie, by służyć jako kapitan.
Ale prawdę mówiąc, boję się, że im tylko zawadzam w meczach.
Chociaż, nie pragnę wywyższać się, był kiedyś taki rok, gdzie walczyłem w wielu pojedynkach i byłem niepokonany
Jednakże,
odkąd doświadczyłem honoru prowadzenia kółka sam, nie wiem, czy to z powodu presji mojej pozycji, ale nie potrafię wygrać ani jednego pojedynku.
Próbowałem popełnić samobójstwo, więcej niż jeden raz...
Himeko: ...............
Switch: Rzeczywiście wygląda na to, że jego wyniki są słabe, odkąd stał się kapitanem.
Różnica pomiędzy jego występem z poprzedniego roku a ostatnimi jest oszałamiająca.

5
Shinzou: Trenowałem za dwóch.
Chociaż nie jestem z tego dumny.
Ale kiedy przychodzi czas na walkę, nigdy nie udaje mi się wygrać.
Niedługo zaczną się międzyszkolne zawody...
Ale kiedy nie mogę pojąć powodu mojego upadku ani wymyślić strategii, by to przezwyciężyć...
Myślałem o rzuceniu się do rzeki więcej niż jeden raz...
Bossun: Tak...powinieneś cenić własne życie.
Himeko: Nie możesz chodzić cały czas przygnębiony.
Bossun: Więc w każdym razie, chcesz, żebyśmy pomogli ci w ukazaniu twoich poprzednich zdolności kiedy nadejdą pojedynki?
Shinzou: Gdybyście byli tacy wspaniałomyślni.
Bossun: Brzmi w porządku. Zgadzamy się.
Zrobimy wszystko, by pomóc ci wskrzesić zapał do walki!
Shinzou: Ahh! Naprawdę?!!
Bardzo dziękuję!!
Ach...
Więc, przepraszam za kłopot, ale może powinniśmy wymienić się danymi kontaktowymi..
Bossun: Hej, mam nadzieję, ze nie wyjmiesz pędzla i tuszu...
Himeko: Cóż, jest samurajem, nie dam za niego głowy...
Shinzou: Cóż, więc, prześlę informacje przez podczerwień, jeśli poczekacie chwilę..
Bossun: Co jest z nim zachowującym się tak nowocześnie?! *kropla potu*
Himeko: To w ogóle nie jest samurajskie!

6
Bossun: Cóż, na początku... Czy moglibyśmy zobaczyć twój trening, aby znaleźć źródło problemu?
Achhh... Nie ma wielu członków, ale wyglądają naprawdę entuzjastycznie...
Prawda, jeśli moglibyśmy zobaczyć cię podczas walki...
Spróbuj i spraw, by wyglądało to jak pojedynek.
Shinzou: Jak sobie życzysz.
Po pierwsze muszę się skupić.
Himeko: Ochh...
Wygląda świetnie.
Shinzou: zakładam ręcznik...
Bossun: Jest pełen werwy, gdy o to chodzi.
Shinzou: I moje ochraniacze...
Himeko: Jak prawdziwy samuraj!

7
Shinzou: Zjadam pastylkę miętową...
Bossun: CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ, CZEKAJ!!
Huh?! Dlaczego chciałeś to zjeść?! Ta miętówka Frisk…
Shinzou: Nie... Zjadanie jednej po tym, jak założyłem ochraniacze jest częścią mojego rytuału.
Bossun: To ci wcale nie pasuje! Jaki samuraj to robi?!!
Himeko: Trochę dziwne, czasami zachowuje się całkowicie nowocześnie...
Bossun: Ta pastylka psuje wszystko, ...
Naprawdę powinien zachowywać się bardziej jak samuraj, nie?
Shinzou: O czym mówicie?!!
Mój ojciec nauczył mnie, że Frisk zwiększa wolę walki, odświeża i poprawia koncentrację!
I to nieodzowne narzędzie dla tych, co dążą do miecza!!
Bossun: Nigdy nie słyszałem o czymś takim...
Himeko: Jesteś pewien, że cię nie nabierał...?
Shinzou: Dlaczego? Nawet legendarny szermierz Miyamoto Musashi zawsze jadł jedną przed każdym pojedynkiem...
Bossun: WTEDY NIE BYŁO FRISKA!!
Och, w każdym razie, dobrze! Kontynuuj z tym pojedynkiem!!
Shinzou: Ależ oczywiście.

8
Shinzou: UOOOOOOSHA!! ZMIERZ SIĘ ZE MNĄ!!!!
Bossun: To właściwie prawdziwe...?
Ach...
Ale...
To jest...
Referee: Gra!!
Bossun: Jest silny...

9
Bossun: Ok, rozumiemy, że jesteś dobry podczas ćwiczeń...
Zastanawiającym jest, dlaczego nie możesz użyć tych zdolności podczas prawdziwego pojedynku.
Himeko: Musi to leżeć w psychice.
To presja pozycji kapitana.
Wszystko co musi zrobić to poprawić odwagę i przezwyciężyć presję.
I jeśli chodzi o odwagę, to możecie mi to zostawić!

10
Himeko: Najlepszą formą duchowego treningu jest uderzająca woda pod wodospadem.
[insert text: Dzień pojedynku...]
Referee: Gra!!
Himeko: Ok, może się myliłam.
Bossun: Przeziębił się przez ciebie!!!
Switch: Coś takiego nigdy nie zadziała.
Silna wola zależy od silnego ciała.

11
Shinzou: *dyszy*
Ungh...
Ungh...
Switch: Niezrównana Forma Treningu Gibbsa z ... "Bakaband".
Referee: Dość!!
Switch: Hmmm... Nie udało mi się wytłumaczyć naciągnięcia mięśnia.
Bossun: NAWET NIE PORUSZYŁ MIĘŚNIEM!
Ach, cóż... Jesteście beznadziejni.
Jeśli idzie o siłę koncentracji, możecie zostawić to mi.
Referee: Wyeliminowany!!
Himeko: Jesteś jedyny, któremu pomaga ta głupia rzecz!!
Bossun: Nie... Mam na myśli... On... Powinien to ściągnąć...!!

12
Himeko JEST BEZUŻYTECZNE JAKKOLWIEK TO NOSISZ! Czego się SPODZIEWAŁEŚ?!!
Bossun: To wasza wina!
Przeziębił się przez ciebie, schrzaniłeś mu ciało, zmęczyłeś go!!
Switch: Pozostał jeszcze jeden pojedynek, czas na "Operację: Dwie-Noce-Trzy-Dni-Góra-Wycofanie"!
Himeko: TYLKO SIĘ WYGŁUPIASZ!!
Shinzou: Nie...
Zrobiliście więcej niż oczekiwałem.
Nigdy nie powinienem zwracać się do innych po pomoc w pokonaniu swoich własnych słabości.
Jestem wam bardzo wdzięczny.
Następny pojedynek będzie tym ostatnim.
Doceniłbym, gdybyście przyszli i go obejrzeli.

13
Shinzou: Dobra!!
Postaram się przetrwać w dzisiejszej bitwie!
Wszyscy, patrzcie na mistrza!!
Hm!!
PRZETRWAMY!!!!
Bossun: Nie próbuje po prostu przekonać samego siebie?
Referee: Uderzenie!
Gra!

14
Switch: Obecnie wynik to 1-2.
Niemożliwe, by nasz vice-kapitan przegrał...
Bossun: Wszystko spoczywa na pojedynku Shinzou z innym kapitanem, huh?
Jako że nigdy nie odkryliśmy dlaczego nie może wygrać...
Sądzę, że to oznacza koniec...
Himeko: Będzie dobrze! Jakoś sobie poradzi!!
Zobacz!! Jego oczy pełne są zapału do walki!!!
Bossun: Ochhhh... /Sądzę, że to wpływ Friska...
.........
Hm?
Huh?
.........
Wygląda na to, że...
jego twarz stała się naprawdę dziwna!!
Himeko: Huh?! Co?!
Masz rację!!!
Wygląda jak skończony idiota!!
Co z nim!!!

15
Switch: Pojedynek kapitanów jest ostatni, więc może czekanie go denerwuje?
Himeko: Jaką sądzisz ma trwałość uwagi?!!
Nie jest dzieckiem!!
Bossun: .........
Czekaj chwilę...
(jest pełny sił, kiedy zje Friska...
Wtedy, kiedy był tylko członkiem zespołu, nikt go nie umiał pokonać, ale nie wygrywał odkąd stał się kapitanem...)
Więc to tak...
Rozumiem.
Czekanie jest TYM co go denerwuje!
Himeko: Huh?! O czym ty mówisz?
Bossun: Nie próbował sam siebie przekonać! Frisk naprawdę działał!!!
Wtedy, poprawiała się jego koncentracja!!
Ten idiota zauważył to dopiero na pojedynku kapitanów!!
Himeko: Co do diabła?!! Co z tym?!!!

16
Switch: Mam trochę miętówek, jeśli chcesz.
Bossun: Dobrze! Sprawię, by Shinzou zjadł jedną!
Himeko: Huh? Poważnie?!
Mówisz serio o tej miętowej teorii?!
Referee: Zaczynajcie!!
Bossun: Achhh... To bez sensu!!
Pojedynek już się zaczął!
Himeko: Trzęsą mu się kolana!!
Bossun: Switch, daj mi teraz Frisk !!
Himeko: Co do...?! Co ty robisz?!!
Bossun: Zamierzam wstrzelić do jego ust Frisk.
Himeko: Achh!!
Proca!!
Zamierzasz trafić do jego ust stąd?!!
[TN: USOPP FTW]
[box: Wspaniały Rzut Pachinko.
Z goglami, Bossun może skupić każdą swoją komórkę na celowaniu.
Snajperstwo jest specjalnością Bossuna! \(^o^)/]
Himeko: TY TO MÓWIŁEŚ?!!

17
Bossun: (tylko troszkę dalej...
Twarz trochę w tę stronę...
Tak... dobrze...
TERAZ!!)

18
Shinzou: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
Bossun: trafiłem?!!
IDŹ SHINZOOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!

19
Referee: To uderzenie!!
I... gra!!
Shinzou: Wygrałem...!!
Bossun+others: TAAAAAAAAK!!!
Club members: Kapitanie!
Kapitanie!
Switch: A propos, Frisk, który ci dałem miał smak "Super Miętowy".
Himeko: Co mu zrobiłeś?!!
Czy ten bodziec sprawił, że tak bardzo osłabł?!!
Bossun: A propos, czy to nie zalicza się do dopingu?
[insert text: Dopingujący? Samurai słabnie?!]

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 3 by Tsukine

2011-08-14T12:19:27+00:00

1a
SKET DANCE

Rozdział 3
Duch z krematorium

wewnętrzny tekst: pozbądź się swoich zmartwień!!

To tańczące grupa śledcza Sket!]

[Shinohara Kenta]

1b
[wewnętrzny tekst: Coś okropnego przerywa beztroskie godziny po szkole..?!]

Bossun: Ach...dzisiaj jest środa

Himeko, idź wyrzucić śmieci.

Himeko: Nie ma mowy.

Bossun: Co? Dzisiaj twoja kolej!

Po prostu pospiesz się i to wyrzuć.

Himeko: Przepraszam, nie ma mowy.

Bossun: Hej, hej...!

wiesz, że musimy wynosić śmieci po szkole co drugi dzień

Himeko: Switch, dam ci 100 yenów, idź to zrobić.

[PT: Około 80 US centów]

Switch: Dobra.

Bossun: Zrobisz to?!! Tak mało się cenisz?!!

To nie tak jakbyś łamała zasady... dlaczego po prostu tego nie wyrzucisz?

Himeko: ...

Bossun: Hm?

Himeko: NIE MA MOWY DO CHOLERY.

Bossun: Dlaczego..?!!

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[tytuł po prawo: Campus Times]

[tytuł u góry: Duch z Krematorium dostrzeżony!!]

[obok obrazka: Fotografia potwierdzająca ten fakt w końcu zdobyta]

Bossun: Duch z Krematorium?!

Himeko: Nie pytaj mnie!! Wszyscy teraz o tym mówią!

Widzisz, to jest na pierwszej stronie w szkolnej gazecie i wszędzie !

Bossun: Ehh?! Unosi się w powietrzu! Czy to prawdziwe zdjęcie ducha?

Hm?

Więc...co z tym? Nie mów mi, że boisz się duchów i nie chcesz zbliżać się do krematorium? Poważnie?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hej, hej, Jedyna w swoim rodzaju, Onihime, boi się duchów!!!

Czy ta dziewczyna, która stawiłaby czoła niedźwiedziowi grizzly boi się lichego duszka?!!

Niemożliwe!! Mimo wszystko posiadasz wrażliwą stronę- ow! Owowowowwwww!! TO BOLI – OWOWOWOWWW!!!!

Himeko: Zakładam, że też również się boisz, nie?!! Ty beznadziejny mały draniu!! Wiem, że nawet nie oglądasz horrorów!!!

Bossun: Żartujesz!! Nie boję się niczego!!

Boję się tylko zjaw i widm ...

Himeko: TO TO SAMO!!!

4
Bossun: Więc czym dokladnie jest "Duch z Krematorium"?

Mam na myśli, że to nie jest nawet nasz szkolny mundurek...

Switch: "Duch z Krematorium" to jedna z tak zwanych Siedmiu Tajemnic naszej szkoly

Bossun: Wiesz coś o tym?

Switch: 10 lat temu pewien chłopak z powodu egzaminu uległ swoim nerwom i skoczył z budynku szkolnego.

Jednakże, nie zdołał się zabić jak należy, błąkał się półprzytomnie i wszedł do krematorium. .

Jego cia ło zostało znalezione następnego poranka naprzeciwko krematorium. Jego kości u obu nóg były złamane.

Od tego dnia, wiele ludzi twierdziło, że było świadkami jak ten sam chłopak układał kości u nóg i unosił się nad kwietnikiem z przodu krematorium

To nasz szkolny mundurek z tamtych lat.

Bossun: Echhhh... Cóż, każda szkoła ma takie historie o duchach.

Heh... ta jest niezła.

Jeśli coś takiego pojawiłoby się, pokazałabym u moje wspaniałe Uderzenie Pięści

Okropnie się trzęsiesz!!!

Bossun: Cholera by cię wzięła, Switch,ty. draniu..!!

Jak możesz opowiadać takie historię z poważnym wyrazem twarzy?!! Teraz nie będę mogła zbliżyć się do krematorium!!

Himeko: Poważnie! Jak ty do diabła opowiadasz takie historie?!!

Switch: Podobno kości wystawały ze złamanych nóg.

Himeko/Bossun: AAAAAAAAGH!!! PRZESTAŃ!!!!!

5
Switch: Kompletna bzdura. Duchy nie istnieją.

Wierzę tylko w to co jest oparte na dacych.

Bossun: Zamknij się ty maniaku naukowy!! Kogo do diabła obchodzi w co wierzysz?!!

Himeko: My wierzymy w każde dziwaczne rzeczy pokazane w telewizji!! Duchy i zjawy są wiarygodne !!

Switch: La, la, nie sły~szę was... (∩°A°)

Bossun: Mówiąc o krematorium.. Możemy zobaczyć je z naszego okna...

Himeko: Czekaj...

Przestań...

Bossun: Tak jakby...mógłby się teraz pojawić duch...

Switch: Proszę nie martw się. Okno otworzy się nagle.

Poonieważ duchy NIE ISTNIEJĄ.

Himeko: Dlaczego podnosisz głos?!!

Bossun: Dobra! Nie istnieją, nie istnieją, duchy nie istnieją!!

Reiko: TAK TAK ISTNIEJĄ!!!

Himeko: !!!

6
Himeko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Bossun: JEEEEST TU!!!!

Switch: Ah, witaj, Yuuki-san.

Bossun: Cz-cz-czekaj..

Huh?

Oh... to ktoś kogo znasz?

Reiko: Przyszłam tutaj, ponieważ usłyszałam niewybaczalną rozmowę

Byłam tą osobą, która zrobiła zdjęcie do gazety.

Duchy istnieją.

Bossun: NAAADCHODZI!!!

Himeko: NIE WCHODŹ W TEN SPOSÓB!!!

Switch: Yuuki Reiko-san z Klubu Badania Okultyzmu. Klasa 2-A, Numer 31.

Zna się na każdej podejrzanej, duchowej rzeczy - na wszystkim zaczynając od rzeczy paranormalnych po magię .

7
Switch: W przeszłości miałem z nią zażarte kłótnie na temat istnienia duchów.

Himeko: Co do diabła przeskrobałeś? *kropla potu*

Bossun: Cóż, w każdym razie... Ch-chcesz coś? Chociaż wolałbym żebyś poszła...

Reiko: Cóż chciałabym przekonać go o istnieniu duchów...

Ale Switch-kun jest uparty jak zwykle. Nadal nie wyjdzie poza teorie naukowe...

Śmieje się nawet z Szatana.

Bossun/Himeko: (Straszne~~~!!!)

Switch: Naprawdę nie mogę sobie pozwolić, by tutaj z tobą dyskutować. Nie mam ochoty oglądać cię całkowicie i nieskazitelnie pokonanej i płaszczącej się przede mną.

Reiko: BĄDŹ CICHO!!

Czy chcesz wzbudzić boży gniew...?

Bossun/Himeko: Niech ktoś ich powstrzyma~~~!!!

Reiko: Widziałem to tutaj.

Wejście do kremaorium.

Tak, stało się to w ostatni wtorek...

Bossun: Hej.. .zaczynasz wspomnienie?

8
Reiko: Czytałam kącik szkolnej gazety "Siedem Tajemnic" i zagłębiłam się w historie o duchach. Więc wzięłam aparat i poszłam tam, by zrobić zdjęcie jako dowód.

I ...

pojawiło się.

Duch z Krematorium naprawdę się pojawił...!!!

Byłam bardzo przestraszona, ale mimo to udało mi się nacisnąć przycisk!!

Bossun: BAŁAŚ SIĘ TEŻ?!!

Reiko: I więc wzięłam mój aparat do Kółka Dziennikarskiego . Ta gazeta jest wynikiem.

To zdjęcie jest niezaprzeczalnym dowodem, prawda? Czy możesz zaprzeczyć czemuś takiemu?

Himeko: ..........

Bossun: ..........

Switch: Co za żałosna dyskusja... przez wzgląd na takie argumenty!

Byłabyś zadowolona gdybym przynioósł ci niezbity dowód, że tak zwany "duch" nie istnieje?

Reiko: Hohoho... Brzmi interesująco.

Ale czy naprawdę zdołacie zrobić coś takiego? Wy Sket-dan.

Bossun: Hm? Czekaj .. Nie podoba mi się to do czego zmierza ta dyskusja..

Himeko: Nie ma szans!! Nie zrobię niczego takiego!

W każdym razie, przestańcie się kłócić!!

9
Reiko: W tej sytuacji, zlecę wam zadanie, Sket dance.

Himeko: Nie...

Reiko: Chciałabym, abyście zbadali jedną z Siedmiu Tajemnic szkoły, o nazwie "Duch z Krematorium".

Himeko: Czy nie powiedziałam nie...?

Switch: Zgadzamy się.

Bossun/Himeko: ZGODZIŁ SIĘ..!!!

Bossun: Co ty sobie myślisz decydując o wszystkim sam?!!

Jestem szefem, nie?! To ja jestem głównym bohaterem, nie?!

Switch: Ahahahahahahahah.
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Himeko: Co z tobą?!! Zniszczę twój komputer!

Switch: Nie martw się. Sam zajmę się tą sprawą.

Zbieranie informacji jest moją specjalnościę.

Reiko: Ahahahahah! Bardzo ciekawe.

Cóż więc, pójdę i zbiorę bardziej niezbite dowody! To bitwa, Switch-kun!

Switch: Pojedynek!

Bossun:Wy naprawdę lubicie się, nie...

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Otaku: Duch z Krematorium?

Ta historia ostatnio zrobiła sensację .

Wygląda na to, że artykuł w szkolnej gazecie zaczął to wszystko, ale przekaz ustny miał również spory efekt.

Himeko: Szczerze, dlaczego śledzimy Switcha?!

Bossun: Cóż, to bardzo interesujące, czyż nie...

Naprawdę nie wiemy z kim przebywa, więc nie ciekawi cię sposób w jaki uzyskuje informacje?

Oooooh...! Podążanie z naszym przyjacielem jest bardzo ekscytujące!!

Himeko: Co?! Dlaczego robi się nerwowo? Zaraz zwariuję...!

Otaku: Ah, Panienka Yuuki Reiko? Tak, zam ją. Trochę się różni, ale i tak jest trochę dziwakiem . Sądzę, że wy dwoje jesteście do siebie podobni.

Między nami mówiąc, ma bardzo naturalną twarz, ale staje się.szkaradna w momencie kiedy nakłada makijaż. Podejrzewam, że to jest to "moe".

Ale również ma długie czarne włosy, co sprawia, że chcę ją ubrać w kostium dla Goth-Loli... Hm, na pewno długawa spódnica...

Switch: Ah... Trochę za mało informacji. Nie pytałem o "moe".

Himeko: ...............

Co...co do diabła...?

[boczny tekstt]"Goth"...?

Bossun: Mam nadzieję, że jego wszyscy przyjaciele nie są tacy...

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Otaku: Kółko Dziennikarskie?

Ah, tak, Yuuki ma przyjaciółkę w Kółku Dziennikarskim, dziewczynę imieniem Shimada

Switch: 2-F, Shimada Takako, w gorącej wodzie kąpana, oszalała na punkcie dużych sensacji

Otaku: Tak, to ona.

Hmm... Do niej, sądzę, że kostium pielęgniarki -

Switch: W porządku. Bardzo ci dziękuję.

Otaku: A propos mistrzu Usui... Czy nie masz tej rzeczy o którą cię prosiłem...?

Switch: Ależ oczywiście. W tym świecie nie ma niczego, czego bym nie odnalazł.

Otaku: TAAAAK!! To jest to!!

"Futari wa Nervous!" i Figury z Ograniczonego Nakładu Maternity Blue !

Ahhhhhhh!! W końcu je mam!!

Jesteś niesamowity, Mistrzu Usui!

Następną rzeczą, którą chciałbym, żebyś znalazł to "to"... "Pokojówka w Japangu <3" specjalny dodatek na zamówienie do kolekcji tomów

Switch: Zrozumiałem. W zamian, chciałbym, byś zbierał informacje w szkole...

Otaku: Oczywiście, podtrzymam nasze partnerstwo .

Himeko: [boczny tekst]"Pokojówka"... co do?

Bossun: ...............

[znak na drzwiach: "Kółko Dziennikarskie"]

Takako: Tak zarządzam "Kącikiem Siedmiu Tajemnic".

Mój starszy brat chodził do tej szkoły, więc słyszałam te rzeczy od niego.

Cóż, jest to tylko mały rozdział, więc nie budzi dużego zainteresowania. Reiko jest jedyna, która zainteresowała się tym.

Switch: I ta sama Yuuki zrobiła zdjęcia i przyniosła ci je.

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Takako: Tak! Było to w Poniedziałek.

Reiko zawsze szuka tajemniczych zjawisk i zawsze ma ze sobą aparat, więc powiedziałam jej, ze jeśli coś się stanie to niech przyniesie mi zdjęcia.

I kiedy wywołałam te zdjęcia, naprawdę udało jej się!

I od razu opublikowałam je na pierwszej stronie.

Bossun: Hmmm... W każdym razie, wygląda na to, że ta okultystyczna dziewczyna mówiła prawdę...

Takako: A propos...

Usui-kun, wyrobiłeś sobie tutaj reputację. Brzmi trochę dziwnie... Cóż, jesteś przystojny, i naprawdę mądry... Sądzę, że jesteś ciekawą osobą.

Switch: Dziękuję.

Takako: Hej...czy przyszedłbyś jutro do Kółka Dziennikarskiego i pomógł mi w zebraniu danych?

Switch: Nie.

Takako: Oh... Rozumiem...

Więc... kiedy by ci pasowało?

Switch: Za 100 mln lat.

Himeko: To jest zabawne...

..............Wygląda na to, że Switch jest zaskakująco popularny wśród dziewczyn

Bossun: Uaaagh...!! Nnnggh......!! Mam przeczucie w głębi duszy, że nie mogę mu tego wybaczyć!!

Niegodziwe uczucia buzują we mnie...!!

NIE MOGĘ WYBACZYĆ MU, ŻE JEST TAK POPULARNY U DZIEWCZYN!!

Takako: Ah... jak już o tym mowa..

Słyszałam, że Yoshi mówił ludziom, że zobaczył ducha.

Sądzę, że powinienem pójść i zapytać go, czy był to Duch z Krematorium...

Switch: "Yoshi"... to Shimizu Yoshie-san?

Takako: Nie, to chłopak z mojej klasy -

Switch: Yoshinari-kun. Rozumiem.

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Yoshinari: Dlaczego, tak, na pewno to widziałem.

Niewątpliwie była to dusza, która zeszła do świata żywych.

Mianowicie, duch

Yoshinari: Nie wydawając żadnego odgłosu, naprawił swoje nogi i uniósł się w powietrze. Później natychmiast , zmierzch chwilowo skąpał się w świetle.

Okropnie się bałem. Oddaliłem się od tego miejsca z taką szybkością na jaką mogłem sobie pozwolić.

Himeko: Ten Yoshi wygląda naprawdę jak widmo...

Bossun: Poważnie, co do diabła jest z jego przyjaciółmi?!!

Oni naprawde są dziwakami!!

Switch: I kiedy dokladnie to było?

Yoshinari: Przed Środą, około wieczoru.

Pamiętam to, ponieważ wyrzuciłem śmieci z Kółka Kaligrafii.

Switch: ok.

Bardzo dziękuję.

Bossun: Hm?

Co on tam robi stukając i mrucząc do siebie?

Wkurza mnie to..

Himeko: Nie... wysyła email, czyż nie?

Bossun: Huh?

Dostałem emaila...?

Himeko: Ah! Patrzy się w tę stronę!!

[email:]
musicie być znudzeni... (óдò)=3
wiem, że mnie śledzicie...
izauważyłem dawno~ \(^o^)/
[/email]

Bossun: ..................psiakrew...... *kropla potu*

Himeko: Co z jego twarzą... Wkurza mnie! *kropla potu*

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Switch: Więc, świadkowie z którymi rozmawiałem, tak... Cóż, byli to Yuuki-san i Yoshinari-kun, a~le... Jeśli pomyślisz o tym jak daleko roznoszą się plotki... Może być więcej świadków!

...to chciałem powiedzieć.

Bossun: Co z tobą? Jesteś trochę wkurzony czy co?

Himeko: NIE ZNIOSĘ TEGO ~~!!! WYGLĄDA NA TO JAKBY DUCH ISTNIAŁ NAPRAWDĘ~~!!

Skończ swój głupi pojedynek i wypędź go albo zmiotę was z powierzchni ziemi!!

Bossun: Dlaczego mnie też?!

Będzie dobrze! To tylko nieporozumienie! Nawet to, że Switch jest popularny wśród dziewczyn , to po prostu nieporozumienie!

Himeko: Więc jak wytłumaczysz to zdjęcie?!! Dlaczego on unosi się w powietrzu?! Czy MOŻESZ to zrobić?!! Zobaczmy jak próbujesz!!

Bossun: Ja... Ja potrafię się unosić! Czasami unoszę się w klasie..

Himeko: WIĘC IDŹ I UNIEŚ CAŁE SWOJE ŻYCIE !!

Bossun: Popatrz, czemu po prostu się trochę nie uspokoisz... Odłóż zdjęcie i zapomnij o tym..

Hm?

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Bossun: To zdjęcie...

...............

Himeko: Co robisz, Bossun?

Bossun: Czekaj chwilę.

[Tekst: Wyposażenie]

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[Tekst od prawa do lewa: Tak, stało się to w ostatni wtorek......

...Cóż, jest to tylko mały rozdział, więc nie budzi dużego zainteresowania. Reiko jest jedyna, która zainteresowała się tym ...

Później natychmiast , zmierzch chwilowo skąpał się w świetle

Byłam bardzo przestraszona, ale mimo to udało mi się...

Tak! Było to w poniedziałek.

Reiko zawsze szuka tajemniczych zjawisk..

Mój starszy brat chodził do tej szkoły, więc słyszałam te rzeczy od niego..

I od razu opublikowałam je na pierwszej stronie

Przed środą, około wieczoru

Bossun: Guaahhh!!!

Himeko: wszystko w porządku?

Bossun: Switch.

Sprawdź to dla mnie.

Wiem kim jest duch.

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Switch: co robisz w takim miejscu jak to?

Reiko: Co robię...? Pomyślałam, że jeśli tu poczekam to może duch się znowu pojawi...

Switch: Rozumiem... Więc poczekajmy razem.

Duch się w końcu pojawi.

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Takako: Więc około której widziałaś ducha?

Himeko: Jest tutaj!!

Duch pojawił się przed krematorium!

Takako+Yoshinari: !!!

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Reiko: J-j-j-jest tutaj!!!! Jest tutaj naprawdę!!!

Takako: Aah!

Ktoś: Duch z Krematorium!!!

Reiko: Unosi się w powietrzu!!!

Takako: Nie...

Niemożliwe...

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Bossun: Co masz na myśli mówiąc, "niemożliwe"?

Takako: !!

Bossun: Napisałaś ten artykuł, nie mów mi, że nie wierzysz w niego?

Prawdziwa tożsamość ducha...to byłaś ty, prawda? Shimada Takako.

Reiko: Huh?!

Takako jest...oczym ty mówisz?!

Czy nie unosiłeś się dopiero co w powietrzu...?!!

Takako: ........................

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Bossun: Heheh...

Unoszenie się w powietrzu było tylko małą magiczną sztuczką.

Jest trochę przy tym pracy, ale każdy może to zrobić.

Tutaj jest wcięcie w moich spodniach, więc mogę wyciągnąć nogę.

Etykieta: Z tej strony jest noga

Bossun: Widoczne z tylnej strony, wygląda jakby dwie nogi unosiły się w powietrzu.

A propos, Switch przeprowadził badania i zrobił dla mnie tę sztuczkę.

Himeko: Jesteś niesamowity!

Takako: Hm? Czekaj chwilę...

Nie mam nic z tym wspólnego!

Tylko z tego powodu, że odkryłeś jak sztuczka była zrobiona...!!

Bossun: To nie tak, że zauważyłem jak sztuczka była zrobiona.

Zauważyłem sprzeczność na zdjęciu.

Na zdjęciu w gazecie brama krematorium jest otwarta.

Brama krematorium otwarta jest tylko w poniedziałki, środy i piątki.

Innymi słowy mówiąc.

Reiko: Huh?! ...Więc nie użyła moich zdjęć?

Bossun: Tak. Kiedy zobaczyłaś ducha bardzo się trzęsłaś .

Prawdopodobnie sama nawet nie zauważyłaś..

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Bossun: Zdjęcie, które zrobiłaś było rozmazane, nie było możliwości by je użyć.

Z tego powodu następnego dnia, Shimada poszła i zrobiła sobie zdjęcie za pomocą trybu automatycznego.

właśnie to Yoshi zobaczył Światło, które zobaczył było z aparatu.

Reiko: ...............

Takako...

Ty...

Takako: ...............

Przepraszam...

Reiko...!!

Zawsze chciałam napisać artykuł, który byłby na pierwszej stronie...

Ale moje artykuły zawsze zostawały umieszczone w małej rubryce i nikt o nich nie mówił. Tak bardzo tego nienawidziałam ...

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Takako: Ale Reiko... ciebie nigdy to nie obchodziło, zawsze zwracałaś uwagę na moje artykuły o Siedmiu Tajemnicach.

Wtedy to wymyśliłam... Kochasz tak bardzo okultyzm, jeśli zobaczyłabyś ducha mogłabyś w to uwierzyć

Jeśli ktoś inny zrobiłby zdjęcie byłoby to bardzie prawdopodobne i mogłoby stać się wystarczającą sensacją i pozwoliłoby mi to być na pierwszej stronie..

Nie przypuszczałam, że plotki aż tak się rozniosą...

Dowiedziałam się o tej sztuczce przez przypadek.. i mundurek mojego brata był w domu, i mogłam go użyć... więc spróbowałam raz.

Po pierwsze, naprawdę nie chciałam kogoś oszukać!

Ale wtedy Reiko uwierzyłaś w to od razu, przyniosłaś mi zdjęcie... i jakoś zaplątałam się w tym

Himeko: ...Ale kiedy zobaczyłaś zdjęcie, wiedziałaś, że nie mogłaś go użyć.

Więc poszłaś i sama je zrobiłaś.

Takako: Źle potraktowałam teoje szczere serce Reiko...

Mimo tego, że byłaś moją przyjaciółką...

Ja... Byłam podekscytowana artykułem i nie zdawałam sobie sprawy co robiłam...

Reiko...

Tak przepraszam!!

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Reiko: Nigdy ci nie wybaczę!!

Ktoś: (Nadchodzi...!!!)

Reiko: ...to chciałabym powiedzieć...

Wygląda na to, że naprawdę nie miałaś złych zamiarów...

Więc, w porządku.

Zapomnijmy o tym.

Takako: Reiko!!

Dziękuję!!

Bossun: Hej, hej... Mimo wszystko Yuki jest miłą osobą.

Nawet nie jest straszna

Himeko: Jeśli chodzi o mnie, pobiłabym ją.

Bossun: JESTEŚ ZBYT STRASZNA DO CHOLERY!

Reiko: Cóż...

Nie jesteś jedyna, która była zbyt mocno podekscytowana i przesadziła.

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Bossun: Heheh...

Reiko: Switch-kun... tym razem przegrałam!

Zostałam pokonana przez twoje zdolności gromadzenia informacji i waszą pracę zespołową.

Ale pewnego dnia, sprawię, że zaakceptujesz moje poglądy!

Przeniosę cię...do świata okultyzmu!!!

Switch: Zobaczymy

W tej sytuacji powinienem kontynuować dopóki nie odkryję informacje, które utwierdzą cię, że jesteś w błędzie raz i na zawsze

Bossun: Naprawdę wyglądają, jakby się lubili...

Himeko: Zostawmy ich
.
Nauka kontra okultyzm!
Pojedynek nigdy się nie skończy...

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 2 by Tsukine

2011-07-23T07:51:59+00:00

tłumaczenie ang. cnet128
Zarezerwowane dla VARIA SCANS

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wewnętrzny tekst: Zlecenie od pięknej, młodej dziewczyny!

[PT: Yes, w oryginale słowo "piękna" jest przekreślone ~_~]

Yabasawa: Więc zasadniczo.. // Moi rodzice wyruszyli w podróż i pomyślałam, że byłoby okropne zostawić go samego, więc wzięłam go do szkoły... // Ale kiedy zdałam sobie sprawę, że nie mogę pilnować go, kiedy jestem z członkami mojego kółka i jakie to jest okropne... / Więc pomyślałam, że wy moglibyście się nim zająć. // Moim małym Yetim.
Bossun: Tak... / Hej, Yabasawa-san... / Wiesz, że za~wsze składasz nam dziwaczne zlecenia takie jak to..?
Yabasawa: Cóż, więc, zostawię go wam! Powodzenia!
Bossun: NIE, NIE, NIE!!! /To jest pochrzanione, wiesz?! Co z tą małą, białofutrzastą gibonowatą istotą?! I mamy się tym opiekować?!!
Yabasawa: Aleeeeee... Jesteście Sket-dan, prawda? / Czyż nie mieliście pomagać ludziom kiedy mają kłopoty?
Bossun: Cóż... // To prawda, ale...
Yabasawa: Czy to co jest napisane na znaku jest po prostu kłamstwem?
Bossun: No dalej...
Yabasawa: Jesteście okropni!
Bossun: OCH, ZAMKNIJ SIĘ!!

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Bossun: Okropne to są twoja twarz i mózg!! Idź poproś króla z jakiegoś odległego kraju, by zajął się tą rzeczą!!
Yabasawa: Szczerze!! Jesteście okropni!! Okropni!!!
Himeko: Hej, hej... / To nie jest duży problem, możemy się nim zająć. // Naprawdę kocham zwierzęta, nieważne jakie są. / Wiesz, że ludzie nazywają mnie miłośniczką przyrody Hime-nee-sama?
Bossun: Nikt cię tak nie nazywa!
Himeko: W porządku, nie bój się..
Ktoś: HIME-NEE-SAMA~~~!!!!
*maca*

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Sket Dance
Rozdział 2: Ucieczka Małpki
Shinohara Kenta
[po lewo pionowo: Poszukiwania czas zacząć
[na dole: Tym razem celem jest....małpka?!]

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Bossun: Czemu nie traktujesz tego poważnie i bijesz go przed oczami klienta?!!!
Himeko: Kogo to do diabła obchodzi?!
Yeti: Ukii~
Yabasawa: Jesteście okropni!
Bossun: Yabasawa-saaan!!!
Kanegi: Sket-dan, hę? // Te hałaśliwe dzieciaki... // BĄDŹCIE CICHO!!! BE QUIET NATYCHMIAST!!!

Kanegi: CO TO JEST, ZOO?!! // Huh? // GAAAHH!! / WHAT?!
[PT: Mówi po angielsku]
Kanegi: CO TO JEEEST?!!
Bossun: Uh, uh...
Himeko: TO OKROPNE...

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Kanegi: Co wy dzieciaki robicie?!!!
Himeko: Nie trzeba się tak unosić, Kanegi-sensei.
Bossun: Tylko zajmujemy się działaniem naszego kółka.
Kanegi: Hah... / Jesteście tak zwanym "Sket-dan"... // Jesteście tylko grupą ludzi, którzy nie mają gdzie się podziać. // Najważniejszą rzeczą w tym świecie jest współpraca. / TEAMWORK. //Wszyscy razem
Bossun+Kanegi: TEAMWORK.
[PT: TEAMWORK - było napisane po angielsku] [pt. znaczy> praca zespołowa>~_~]
Kanegi: To prawda. Tego wam brakuje. //Dobrze? Teraz zabierzcie tę małpkę natychmiast ze szkoły .
Bossun: Hai, hai...
Himeko: Hey, hey...
Hi, Hi

Bossun: Ach... to prawda, teraz, gdy to wspominasz jesteś kierownikiem Drużyny Softballu, prawda, Kanegi-sensei?
Kanegi: Hm? / I co z tego?
Bossun: Jeden z członków drużyny softballu mówił mi w jaki zabawny sposób jego nauczyciel rzucał piłkę, myślał, że umrze od śmiechu / Tak...dziewczęco, myślę, że tak powiedział.
Kanegi: SH... SHUT UP!! Kto powiedział ci coś takiego?! Co to ma z tym wspólnego?!!

Bossun: Widocznie ten facet zawsze rzuca używając swojej lewej ręki..
Kanegi: STOOOOP!!!

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Kanegi: W-wy mali chuligani!! Jeśli zadrzecie ze mną, zawieszę waszą grupę!! // Wasz nadzorujący to... Chuuma-sensei, czyż nie? / WHERE? / Dlaczego go tutaj nie ma?!

Bossun: Cóż, wiesz, oni po prostu ... Chuu-san jest naprawdę naszym nadzorcą.
Himeko: Prawdę mówiąc nigdy się nie pojawia.
Bossun: Prawdopodobnie zaszył się znowu w szkolnym laboratorium .. / Miesza dziwne chemikalia jak zazwyczaj, nie?

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Bubble: BOOM!
Chuuma: Achh, cholera... //Poruszyłem i zrobiłem to znowu... // Ale dlaczego kończę zawsze wybuchowymi reakcjami // Nie ma czegoś innego, co mógłbym robić z moim talentem? // Aaahhh... // Więc teraz... // To jest problemem.

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Chuuma: Więc zasadniczo... // Umieściłem wybuchową rzecz w kulistej kapsule. // Er... Cóż, wiecie... / Z tyłu za szkolnym budynkiem, ok? // To obszar nieużywany, nie? // Więc pójdźcie tam i wysadźcie to.
Bossun: CO DO DIABŁA?!!! // Czy jest coś z twoją głową?!! Dlaczego musimy iść i wysadzić twoje dziwaczne materiały wybuchowe?!!!
Chuuma: Cóż, jesteście Sket-dan, prawda? / Mam kłopot, więc proszę was o pomoc.
Bossun: Tylko dlatego, że jesteśmy Sket-dan nie oznacza, że to zrobimy !! // Czekaj, czekaj, w każdym razie - ta cała rzecz była po pierwsze popieprzona!! Jaki nauczyciel prosi uczniów, by pozbyli się niebezpiecznych materiałów wybuchowych?!!! / Zrób to sam!!!
Chuuma: Cooo? Nie chcę mi się..
Himeko: Och, idź i wysadź swoją pomyloną głowę!!
Chuuma: Hej, hej, naprawdę możecie do mnie tak mówić?

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Chuuma: Mogę odejść, wiecie? Bycie nadzorcą Sket-dan... //Mam na myśli, że nie ma kogoś, kto by wziął tę robotę, nie // Zostalibyście rozwiązani, hę? / Czy to w porządku? Naprawdę chcesz mnie wkurzyć?
Bossun: Psiakrew!! / Ugh... Szczerze, ten facet ...
Himeko: Jest okropną osobą...
Chuuma: Hej... // W każdym razie dlaczego tutaj jest mały małpowaty Bossun z plecakiem
Bossun: To tylko małpka z plecakiem, prawda?!!
Himeko: Zostaliśmy poproszeni przez klienta, by opiekować się nią. To jej kochane małe zwierzątko. // Więc nie możesz pobić jej lub coś podobnego, dobrze, Chuu-san?
Bossun: TO TY WCZEŚNIEJ POBIŁAŚ JĄ!!
Chuuma: Co, zajmujecie się nawet takimi sprawami? / Cóż, więc, jeśli byście mogli iść i pozbyć się materiałów wybuchowych-
Bossun: JAK BYŚMY MOGLI DO DIABŁA!

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Bossun: Uch... // To tylko ja... czy małpka bawi się bombą?
Chuuma: Powinniście bardziej uważać, to może łatwo wybuchnąć / Budynek zniknie, wiecie?
Bossun: AAAGH!!! // Dlaczego mówisz to jak: "Szampon się kończy, wiecie ?" lub coś w tym stylu?!
Chuuma: Hahahah... żartowałem, to nie jest tak silne. / Myślę, że prawdopodobnie wysadzi tę klasę.
Bossun: ŻARTUJESZ?!! // Ach... gdzie to zniknęło... // Przestań! // Małpko, nie powinnaś mieć z tym do czynienia!! Mam na myśli, że to nie jest tyłek samiczki-małpy !!
Himeko: D...daj mi to, ok?! // Tutaj...małpko-małpko-małpko.. Tutaj...małpko-małpko-małpko..
[. ~_~]
Himeko/Bossun: Dobrze...daj nam bombę. // Ta, połóż ją.. // Teraz otwiera swój plecaczek... /Tak...otwiera go... // Tak... // I kładzie bombę.. // do... / do... // plecaka.....

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Bossun: O RANY!!!
Himeko: Dlaczego usiadłeś i tylko patrzyłeś?!! Ty cholerny cymbale!!
Bossun: Psiakrew... Nie myślałem, po prostu utknąłem w chwilowej komedii .. // Kurde, nigdzie go nie widzę
Himeko: Ma bombę i musimy szybko go znaleźć, wiesz?!
Bossun: Prawda!! Rozdzielimy się i poszukamy małpki!! / Musimy to zrobić przed tym, jak Yabasawa-san' skończy swoje zajęcia!!
Chuuma: Hahah... masz na myśli, przed tym jak samo wybuchnie.
Himeko: A TY PO PROSTU SIĘ ZAMKNIJ!!!

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Bossun: Switch!! Potrzebujemy mapy szkoły! Szybko!!
Himeko: Mówiąc o tym, nie odzywałeś się przez pewien czas ... / Co robisz w takich chwilach jak te?!!
Switch: Cóż... ten chat stawał się coraz lepszy od pory na lunch / Poczucie humoru NEET'a jest bardzo wyjątkowe, wiecie?
Himeko: ZAMIERZAM UDERZYĆ CIĘ PÓŹNIEJ!!!
Bossun: Dobra, więc! Rozdzielimy miejsca pomiędzy nas czterech
Himeko: Włącznie z tobą, Chuu-san!!!
Chuuma: Huh? Ze mną? To nie ma nic ze mną wspólnego...
Bossun:Bomba!!!!
Himeko: Och, to jest bezsensowne! Ten facet okryty jest tajemnicą.. / Czy on nie ma chociaż malutkiego poczucia odpowiedzialności...?!!
Chuuma: Heheh... / Cóż, sądzę, że najlepiej jest zostawić to wam, jesteście drużyną... / Mogę rzucić okiem na wasze zdolności pracy w grupie!
Bossun: Zostaliśmy pouczeni o naszych zdolnościach pracy zespołowej pięć minut temu..
Chuuma: Nah, nieważne co inni powiedzą, jesteście ludźmi, którzy wyciągają z kłopotów, kiedy to jest ważne. // Wierzę w was. // Jako wasz nadzorujący.

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Himeko: Och, w każdym razie zapomnijmy o nim...
Bossun: Tak, kogo on obchodzi, kogo... / Dobra, więc musimy podzielić teren na trzech!
Switch: Nie...jeśli będziemy szukać na chybił trafił, zmarnujemy tylko czas // To czas na... // "To nasz Switch!!" Kącik~~~~
Bossun: Huh? / O czym ty do diabła mówisz?
Himeko: Jeśli zgrywasz się, naprawdę cię uderzę...
Switch: I w sytuacji kiedy jest szansa jedna na milion, że małpka ucieknie... / Umieściłem na niej z góry nadajnik, by było bezpiecznie // Możecie zobaczyć położenie małpki na tej mapie tutaj.
Bossun+Himeko: To nasz Switch!!!
Bossun: Kocham cię~!!
Himeko: Ach, pieprzyć to... Również chcę cię teraz przytulić!! /Ale byłoby to niezręczne, jesteśmy nastolatkami, więc byłoby zupełnie niezręczne
Switch: Proszę nie krępuj się.
Himeko: Kocham cięę~~!!

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Switch: Cel jest w dodatkowym budynku na drugim piętrze w korytarzu i zmierza w kierunku południowym. // Bossun, / Zatrzymaj go w klasie, to ślepa uliczka.
Bossun: Przyjąłem! // Gaaah!!!!
Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bossun: Nie - // Ja - // Ja nie jestem -

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Bossun: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Girls: Zboczeniec!! // Zgiń! // Oni są z Sket-dan.
Bossun: Ow!! Myślę, że coś ukłuło mnie!!! // Ty draniu...to była szatnia dziewczyn! / Czy myślisz, że to jest "To Love-ru"?!!!
Switch: Mówiłem ci, gdzie małpka zmierzała. / Jeśli masz problem, powiedz to Yeti'emu.
Switch: Ach! / Przestał się przemieszczać. // Jest na pierwszym piętrze w budynku, to ślepa uliczka. // Pokój obok toalety dla chłopców.
Bossun: TO TOALETA DLA DZIEWCZYN!!
Himeko: Bossun!! / Pójdę do toalety!!
Bossun: Dobrze! Więc skieruję się do budynku z tyłu. / Przegoń go z okna za mnie!

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Yabasawa: Och, Bossun!
Bossun: (Yabasawa-san...!!!) // H - huh? Yabasawa-san, co ty... / Co ty robisz tutaj w takim obcisłym ubraniu?
Yabasawa: Och, jesteś okropny! To obszar ćwiczeniowy dla kółka cheerleaderek!
Bossun: (Jesteś w kółku cheerleaderek..?!! Cholera, co za pech... // To jasne jak piekło, że nie mogę powiedzieć jej o zwierzątku puszczonym samopas i biegającym wokół szkoły z materiałem wybuchowym...)
Yabasawa: Co ty tutaj robisz? / Nie mów, że...przyszedłeś na mnie popatrzeć? // Och, jesteś okropny! / Czyż nie?
Bossun: (Po prostu zamknij się i zejdź z drogi..!!)
Yabasawa: Hm? A propos, gdzie jest Yeti?
Bossun: (JEST ZA TOBĄ...!!!)
Himeko: BOSSUUUN!!
Bossun: Chole - / Yeti bawi się dobrze rozrabiając w naszym klubowym pokoju / Baw się dobrze... // *szept* Może wysadzić się w każdym momencie...
Yabasawa: Huh? / Czy powiedziałeś coś okropnego?

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Girls: Awwww... Jest taki uroczy! // Hej, skąd przyszedłeś mały? // Aw, nosi plecaczek..! // Hm? Chcesz mi coś dać? Co może to być? // H - // Hej... // Czy to nie Himeko-chan...? // Myślę, że coś mówi...
Himeko: TO JEST *sapie*- BA!! // TO JEST *sapie* -MBA!!!

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Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! // BOJĘ SIĘ!!! // Wygląda na okropnie złą!!! // DLACZEGO?!!
Himeko: To jest beznadziejne... // Znowu uciekł... // Nie ma sposobu, że dostaniemy go... // ...na wolności.
Switch: Tu kontrola... Cel właśnie wszedł do klasy kółka aranżacji kwiatów. / Idźcie za nim, szybko
Himeko: NIE ZACHOWUJ SIĘ TAK WYNIOŚLE!!! / IDŹ SAM TO ZROBIĆ!!
Bossun: Himeko...
Himeko: Bossun...
Bossun: Nie złapałeś go, huh... / Chociaż możemy śledzić każdy jego ruch...psiakrew.....
Himeko: Jest teraz w kołku aranżacji kwiatów. / Nie położę nogi w przystani dla dziwacznych dziewczyn.

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Bossun: Dziewczyn? // Rozumiem.
Himeko: Huh? Co jest?
Bossun: Nieważne jak długo bawimy się berka, on jest zbyt zwinny, nie złapiemy go. // Więc musimy przygotować pułapkę na niego... // Dobra!!
Himeko: Co to jest?!
Bossun: Operacja: Przynęta!!
Himeko: Huh?! / Przynęta? Kto jest przynętą?!
Bossun: Switch, zbierz wszystko co ci powiem i chodź tutaj / Migiem!
Himeko: Hej! / Kto jest przynętą?!

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Himeko: Zbliż się tutaj.. // Ty zboczona małpko.
Yeti: <3

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Himeko: Heh... // (Zauważył, huh?) // Ech, nieważne. // Nie myślałam, ze dostanę cię tak łatwo.
Bossun: Hej... / Jesteś pewny, że ta guma jest bezpieczna?
Switch: Nie ma błędów w moich obliczeniach
Bossun: Położenie?
Switch: Dokładnie jak przewidziano. // Dobra... Odliczaj od 5... // 4
Himeko: Nie masz jak uciec..
Switch: 3 // 2
Himeko: Nie jeśli tylko rozważysz płaszczyznę
Switch: 1

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Bossun: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Yeti: !!!

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Bossun: Poddaj się.
Himeko: W porządku!

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Himeko: Zrobi...!! // Zrobiliśmy to, Bossun!!
Bossun: Agh - !!! // UNGH!!!

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Bossun: GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! // Ugh... // Hahh... // Unh... // Ugh... // Huuhh... // YAAAGH!!!

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Chuuma: Whew... // Dobra robota. // W każdym razie, wydostań Bossuna stąd . // Heh, heh... // To prawda... // Naprawdę wyciągacie z kłopotów kiedy musicie

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Himeko: Bossun!! // Czy masz go? Bossun naprawdę jest w złej kondycji...!! // Ugh... // To bezużyteczne!! / Czy nie powinno być to bardziej, wiesz, komiczne!!
Switch: Rzeczywistość nie jest tak praktyczna.
Himeko: Och, przestań! Spójrz na biednego Bossuna!!
Chuuma: Hej... // Co do diabła jest z tym...?
Himeko: Huh? Co-co-co? // To jest ... piłka do softballu, nie..
Chuuma: ...............
Switch: Wygląda na to, że została zamieniona na boisku.
Himeko: Huh? // Więc prawdziwa bomba jest..?
Kanegi: Jeju... co z nimi ... // Nie wysilili się nawet posprzątać...

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Kanegi: Cholera.

Memory!Bossun: ...... Jeden z członków drużyny softballu mówił mi w jaki zabawny sposób jego nauczyciel rzucał piłkę, myślał, że umrze ze śmiechu.
Kanegi: Huh... to po prostu śmieszne. //Mam na myśli, że jestem tak doświadczony jak wszyscy..
Chuuma+Switch+Himeko: ..............
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Rzut: Całkowite zniszczenie
Jeden Nauczyciel : Poniósł obrażenia
Jeden Uczeń: Poniósł Obrażenia
[wewnętrzny tekst: Tak... Najprawdopodobniej nie powinniśmy o tym mówić...]
[dolny tekst: Następny numer, kolorowe wewnętrzne strony!! Obóz latem... muszą być opowieści o duchach]

[Polski] [Translation] Sket Dance 1 by Tsukine

2011-07-17T16:50:17+00:00

na podstawie angielskiego tłumaczenia JINK Scanlations

zarezerwowane dla VARIA SCANS ;)

SKET DANCE

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[Górny wtrącony tekst: Nie ważne jakie problemy i kłopoty, oni zajmą się tym! To Sket-dan!!]

[PT: "Dan" to przyrostek dla grupy lub klubu, który jestem pewna większość ludzi zna (związana jest z SOS-dan). I nawet z Ouendan'em - dosłownie to japońskie sportowe zgromadzenie związane z kibicowaniem, polega głównie na robieniu hałasu za pomocą trąbek itp. Jest tutaj również gra słów, nawiasem mówiąc warta zauważenia, ponieważ tłumaczy osobliwy tytuł mangi "To Sket dance! zapisane jako Sket-dan "su", co oczywiście jest homofonem dla Sket Dance]

[dolny wewnętrzny tekst: Druga część nowej serii!!]

PT: One shot pewno uznawany jest za pierwszą część.

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Nauczyciel : Tak... więc w zasadzie jak obiecałem w pierwszej części historii
Chciałbym przedstawić nowego ucznia... Ej, uciszcie się wy wszyscy!

Teppei: (Oooochh... Na-naprawdę się denerwuję... Czy będę potrafił znaleźć chociaż paru przyjaciół...?)

Nauczyciel: Powie swoje imię tylko raz, więc jeśli byście mogli słuchajcie...

Teppei: (Dlaczego to tylko jedna szansa...?)

Na-Nazywam się Sugihara Teppei!!

Miło Was poznać!!

Nauczyciel : Słyszeliście go, jego imię to Sugihara Teppei... Mam nadzieję, że sprawicie by czuł się jak w domu.

Teppei: (...powiedział to drugi raz...)

Teacher: Dobrze, twoje miejsce jest tam po prawo z tyłu.

Teppei: Ach...

tak proszę pana.

Nauczyciel: W tym rzędzie z chłopakiem, który ma dziwny kapelusz.

Teppei: Ummmm...

Dziwny kapelusz..

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Sket Dance

Rozdział 1: Farbo-Maska

NOWA SERIA

56 stron, ukończona z kolorowymi stronami!!

wewnętrzny tekst po prawej stronie: Drążenie dziury w tym strasznym świecie!!

dolne imię autora: Shinohara Kenta

Góra po lewo, obok tytułu rozdziału: Ludzie, którzy stawiają czoła każdemu zadaniu z niezachwianą pewnością siebie!!! Drugi odcinek powieści nowej serii tego upalnego lata!

wewnętrzny tekst po lewej stronie: Pomocni bohaterowie nowego wieku (chociaż nie tak naprawdę nowi) już są!

Prawa górna chmurka: Co za...!!

Co za niesamowite spojrzenie...!!

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Teppei: Ach... W końcu przerwa na lunch

Czas naprawdę wlókł się ...

(Skoro o tym mowa, gdzie ta wcześniejsza trójka zniknęła?

Sposób w jaki oni gapili się... wyglądało to jakby chcieli mnie złapać i zjeść ...)

Himeko: Aaaaaaaaaaaachhhhh!!!!

Niech ktoooooś pomoże!!!

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Teppei: Huh?

Himeko: Ktooś!!!

Taki jak ty! Nowy uczniu!!!

Teppei: Dlaczego ja?!!

Himeko: Diabelski łotr ściga mnie!!!

Teppei: Diabelski łotr?!!

Ech?! Chwila moment...!! Żartujesz!! To szkoła, czyż nie?!!

Himeko: Chce zabrać mnie do Hong Kongu i tam sprzedać !!

Teppei: Słuchasz?!

Switch: Ahahahahah...

Nigdzie nie uciekniesz, mała dziewczynko!...

[PT: Switch używa komputerowego głosu , jego czcionka i styl chmurki oddają to .]

Teppei: (DZIWNY NIKCZEMNIK POJAWIŁ SIĘ~~~!!)

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Teppei: Czekaj chwilę!! Co to za chory żart?!!!

Chociaż naprawdę go nie rozumiem...!!

Himeko: Szczerze...

SPÓJRZ!! ZOSTAŁAM DOPADNIĘTA!!

NIE WIDZISZ, ŻE JESTEM WYSTRASZONA NA ŚMIERĆ!!!

[PT: Wtych linijkach Himeko zmienia swój sposób mówienia i zastępuje go akcentem Kansai-ben .]

Teppei: (To ty jesteś straszna...!!!!)

Switch: Zamierzam pochłonąć cię~~~~~

Himeko: Co do diabła?!

Kto kazał ci improwizować?!!

Teppei: (Naprawdę nie rozumiem, ale ten mały akt wygląda powszechnie...)

Himeko: Czekaj no ... to jest bez sensu... Naprawdę ten akt powszednieje...

Switch: Powinniśmy zacząć od początku?

Teppei: ...........

(Gdyby sobie przypomnieć, wszyscy ich ignorują...są do tego przyzwyczajeni?)

Bossun: AIYA~~ ZOSTAŃ TAM GDZIE JESTEŚ~~!!

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Bossun: YAIYAIYAIYAI!!!

OUOUOUOU!!!

KIMŻE JEST TEN NIKCZEMNIK ŚCIGAJĄCY MŁODE PANNY NA NASZYCH NALEŻNYCH ULICACH?!!!

Teppei: (Co to jest, sztuka historyczna?!!!)

Switch: Ohoh!! I kimże ty mógłbyś być?!!

Teppei: Nadal gra!!

Bossun: IEI~IEI~IEI~IEI!!

WOW~WOW~WOW~WOW!!

Pytasz mnie, kimże jestem~~~?!

Teppei: (Czy nie jesteście kolegami z klasy?!)

Bossun: Pozwól, że się przedstawię

Nieważne jakie dręczą cię problemy, zajmę się nimi!

Nieważne kim jest zatroskana osoba, przyjdę jej z pomocą!

Jesli chodzi o to kim jestem, to...

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Bossun: Szef Szkolnej Grupy Wspierającej, również znanej jako Sket-dan...

Fujisaki "Bossun" Yuusuke!!!

Nasza trójka: ............

Teppei: ............

HUH?!

Bossun: tak~~! Jestem tutaj, by uratować młodą damę~!!!

Himeko: Aaaaachh!! Mój bohaterze~~~!!!

Teppei: ...więc był to tylko chwyt reklamowy...

Himeko: Szczerze, twoje linijki są pełne banałów!!

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Bossun: Zamknij się! To wasze aktorstwo jest beznadziejne!!

Twoje próby do Japońskiego Standardu wkurzają mnie!!!

Himeko: Jesteś tym, który mi kazał!! Ćwiczyłam jak diabli, przecież wiesz!!

Teppei: Chciałbym żeby przestali krzyczeć na siebie...

Bossun: Cóż, w każdym razie, to był naprawdę chwyt reklamowy dla naszej grupy!!

Przepraszam za to!! Wyglądasz jakbyś był trochę wstrząśnięty!!

Teppei: Uch...

Zauważyłem to dawno temu...

Skoro o tym mowa, nazwaliście się "Sket-dan", prawda?

Jaki rodzaj działalności wykonujecie?

Bossun: Hm... Co ty?

Jesteś zainteresowany Sket-dan?

Teppei: Czy powinieneś komentować to w tej sytuacji?!!!

Bossun: Pozwól mi wytłumaczyć!!

Pracujemy, by zapewnić uczniom tutaj spokojne i szczęśliwe szkolne życie!!

Likwidując problemy jak błyskawica!

Konsultujemy z ludźmi ich zmartwieniach!

Szukając zagubionych rzeczy, nawet sprzątając szkolny obszar. Oferujemy naszym klientom całkowitą satysfakcję!

Jesteśmy nieskończenie godną zaufania szkolną grupą wspierającą!!

Himeko: Hej, nie mówi mu takich rzeczy.

Wiesz, wszyscy mówią, że ci z Sket-dan są naprawdę złotymi rączkami.

Bossun: Huh.

Himeko: Nie jesteśmy właśnie popularni.

Nigdy nie dostajemy żadnych prawdziwych próśb i kończymy na tym, że nie robimy codziennie nic...

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Himeko: Wszystko to z tego powodu, że nasz szef jest tak bezużyteczny!!

Bossun: Kogo nazywasz bezużytecznym?! Tylko powiedz to jeszcze raz! Pobiję cię!!!

Teppei: Err...

czy jesteś kolejnym członkiem "Sket-dan"?

Himeko: Ach, kiedy teraz o tym mówisz, nie przedstawiłam się! /

Nazywam się-

Bossun: To jest nasza zastępczyni szefa, Amazonka.

Jest bardzo niebezpiecznym stworzeniem, więc nie zbliżałbym się do niej gdybym był na twoim miejscu

Przez jej żyły płynie kwas, więc może przepalić je, widzisz?

Himeko: Powiedziałam ci żebyś PRZESTAŁ mówić mu takie rzeczy!!

Widzisz, napędziłaś stracha nowemu uczniowi!

Teppei: (Aaaachh...!! Skończyło się tak szybo!! Było to szybkie zabójstwo !!)

Himeko: Kiedyś był taki czas, że byłam trochę psotna ...

Ale nie musisz się bać.

Wyrosłam z tego wszystkiego.

Jestem tak niegroźna jak chomik!

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Bossun: Chciałbym zobaczyć jak znajdujesz takiego niebezpiecznego chomika, cymbale!!

Himeko: To pra~~~wda, tak, nawet nie drgnij! Zamierzam przebić was dwóch na wylot!!!

Teppei: EECHHH?! MNIE TEŻ?

DLACZEGO?!!

Switch: Jeśli przedstawiamy się, pozwólcie i mi.

Mam wszystkie dane jakich potrzebujecie.

Himeko: Switch...

Switch: Onizuka Hime, ksywa Himeko.

Kiedyś znana jako "Onihime" i stała się legendą jako niesamowicie agresywny "yankee".

[PT: Onihime, jestem pewna, że wielu mogło zauważyć, dosłownie oznacza "demoniczna księżniczka".]

Himeko: H- hej, nie musisz tego wszystkiego wspominać...

Switch: Urodziny 7 lipca, znak zodiaku: Rak, grupa krwi: B; ulubione jedzenie: Cukierek Perori Pop, smak – tako-wasabi

Himeko: Wystarczy...

Switch: Wzrost: 162 cm, Waga: Obwód w biuście: Talia: Biodra:

[PT: Waga, wymiary obwodu biustu, bioder, talii zostały zakryte chmurką z tekstem Himeko.]

Himeko: SKĄD TY TO WSZYSTKO WIESZ?!

Gdzie znajdujesz te informacje?!!!

Naprawdę, co do... przestań zachowywać się tak spokojnie!!

Switch: Jej płyny ustrojowe posiadają kwaśny odczyn -

Himeko: NA PEWNO DO CHOLERY!!!

Teppei: E- er... Zastanawiałem, się przez chwilę, ale...

ten facet... używa komputera, by...?

Bossun: Tak...

Odrażające, nie?

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Bossun: Usui "Switch" Kazuyoshi.

Ciekawe dlaczego, ale twierdzi, że nie lubi używać swoich własnych ust by mówić, więc wypowiada się używając własnego oprogramowania syntezy .

Switch: To jest "oprogramowanie syntezy mowy".

Bossun: Jest bardzo dobry w odkrywaniu osobistych informacji i coś w tym stylu

Nie zbliżałbym się również do niego.

Switch: Moje urodziny są 28 lutego, znak zodiaku: Ryby , grupa krwi: AB, ulubiony Espada: Aaroniero Arleri.

Himeko: Kogo to obchodzi?!!

Bossun: Cóż, jesteśmy jedynymi członkami.

To tyle.

Jeśli! kiedykolwiek będziesz miał kłopoty, wezwij nas!

Teppei: Tak, dziękuję za radę.

(Dzięki Bogu... Myślałem, że zmuszą mnie, bym się do nich dołączył...)

Bossun: Więc w każdym razie...

Przyłączasz się do nas, prawda? Do Sket-dan.

Himeko: Trzymaj, damy ci bilety na J-League!

Teppei: (Wiedziałem...!!!)

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Teppei: Cóż... Naprawdę jeszcze nie myślałem o przyłączeniu się do kół zainteresowań .

Mam na myśli to, że nie jestem dobry w znajdowaniu przyjaciół i...

Bossun: Ech?! Jesteśmy twoimi przyjaciółmi, nie?!

Himeko: Cholerna prawda!!!!

Teppei: Aaaaaahhh......!!!

Switch: Bossun, Himeko.
E-mail dotarł.

Świadek "Incydentu Hageitou", z informacjami o sprawcy.

To tak jak wywnioskowałeś, Bossun.

Bossun/Himeko: !!

Himeko: Naprawdę?!!

Bossun: W porządku! Teraz możemy w końcu zidentyfikować sprawcę!

Teppei: (Huh... Są zaskakująco poważni ...)

Czym dokładnie jest "Incydent Hageitou "?

Bossun: Cóż, jacyś idioci nabazgrali za pomocą farby dużymi literami "Łysol Itou" na ścianie sali gimnastycznej.

I wszyscy teraz wiedzą, że Itou-sensei nosi perukę...

Himeko: Nauczyciel płakał z tym gorzkim uśmiechem na swojej twarzym, więc my naprawdę współczuliśmy mu.

Switch: Prowadziliśmy dochodzenie pod kryptonimem "Incydent Hageitou".

[PT: "Hageitou" jest japońskim typem rośliny, również brzmi po japońsku jak "Łysol Itou".]

Teppei: Czy... to jest w porządku...

(Psiakrew!) To jest swego rodzaju denerwowanie mnie!)

Bossun: Hm? Co, jesteś zainteresowany?

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Teppei: Więc, to jest sala gimnastyczna...

I mają tam oczko wodne...

To bardzo duża szkoła...

Wygląda na to, że ma dużo kół zainteresowań...
Kół zainteresowań, ech?

Może powinienem się do jakiegoś przyłączyć...

Jednego...

Nie, nie ma szans !

Mam własne rzeczy, które chcę robić!

Jougasaki: Ach, psiakrew!!

Wkurza mnie to!!

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Jougasaki: Jak oni doszli do tego, że to my?!

Zadzierać z nami w ten sposób ..!!

Bandyta 2: Tak jak powiedziałem, może powinniśmy skończyć już z tym graffiti..

Szczerze, nigdy nie robimy nic interesującego, Jougasaki-kun...

Jougasaki: Zamknij się!!

Fy,fu...

Nadal, jestem wkurzony na Sket-dan.

Ci podstępni mali skarżypyty..

Na pewno im się odpłacę za to...!!!

Teppei: Sket-dan...?!

Och... muszą być tymi, którzy...

Bandyta 2: Ale, Jougasaki-kun... Czy Onihime nie jest częścią Sket-dan?

Jougasaki: I-i co z tego?!
Myślisz, że boję się jakiejś głupiej dziewczyny?!

Bandyta2: Jougasaki-kun,twój głos się trzęsie!!

Jougasaki: CHOLERA!!

Każda osoba zadziera ze mną...

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Jougasaki: ....AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Bandyta2: Achhh... Co do licha robisz teraz?!!

Jougasaki: AGH!

To nie jest nawet śmieszne!!!

Te buty i ta koszulka są zupełnie nowe!!

Argh...

Aaaargh...

CHOOOLERA! Niech cię tylko uderzę!!!

Bandyta2: Dlaczego ja?! Czy ty tego źle nie zrozumiałeś?!!

Jougasaki: PROSZĘ TYLKO CIĘ UDERZĘ!!!

Nie ważne kogo, chcę tylko pobić jakąś osobę!!!!

Bandyta2: To nawet nie zemsta, tylko zabawiasz się.. *kropla potu*

Teppei: Hm?

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Jougasaki: .............Co to...?

Bandyta2: Tak, to był na pewno nowy uczeń.

Jougasaki: Nowy uczeń?

Bandyta2: Z klasy C.

Errr... Myślę, że nazywał się Sugihara, czy coś podobnego

Jougasaki: .............

Huh...

Nowy uczeń, eh...?

Bossun:Hm~~~~~ Cholera, Jestem tak się nu~~~~~~~dzę...

Ej, Switch, licz, dobrze?

TAK SIĘ NU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DZĘ...

Himeko: Och, zamknij SIĘ!! Dlaczego po prostu nie pójdziesz do domu?!!

Switch: 14 sekund.

Himeko: TY TAKŻE!!!

Bossun: Achhh... dlaczego nic się nie pojawi Jak... Ofiara cała we krwi, nie? Mógłby, TRZASNĄĆ drzwiamy, otworzyć i stanąć tam...

I, powiedzieć "Proszę pomóżcie me!" lub coś podobnego, prawda ?

Himeko: Jak byś sobie z tym poradziła, gdyby coś takiego się stało?

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Teppei: P...

Proszę, pomóżcie mi...

Bossun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

JEST CAŁY WE KRWI!!!!

Teppei: Ach- nie, to nie krew!

To tylko farba!

Bossun: Aaaachhh... Oczywiście... To była tylko farba ...

Nie strasz mnie tak..

FARBA?!

Co z tym?! Co się stało, że tak skończyłeś?!!

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Teppei: Cóż...

Patrzyłem na karpia pływającego w oczku wodnym na terenie szkoły i nagle zostałem ochlapany z drugiego piętra sali gimnastycznej...,

Bossun: .............!!!

Himeko: Co do diabła?!!

Co za cholerny kawał !!

Bossun: Kto to zrobił..?!

Czy widziałeś jego twarz?!

Teppei: Cóż... Uciekł bardzo szybko, ale...

wyglądało na to, że miał na sobie jakąś maskę, by ukryć swoją twarz...

Himeko: Maskę...?! Posunął się tak daleko?

Co za odrażający typ...

Bossun: Ukrycie swojej twarzy, wyrzucenie farby i ucieczka ...

"Farba-Maska", huh...

Himeko: W porządku, mam to!!

Czekaj tu, pójdę pobić tego Farbo-Maskę...

Bossun: Hej, czy słuchałaś w ogóle?!

Kim jest ten kogo zamierzasz pobić?

Uspokój się i usiądź!

Switch: Nadal, jest to nieprawdopodobne, że do osoby, która dopiero co zmieniła szkołę ktoś mógłby mieć urazę.

Jeśli był to pozbawiony skrupułów atak, jest prawdopodobieństwo, że będzie więcej ofiar.

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Teppei: Pomyślałem o tym samym. Sądzę, że dobrym pomysłem byłoby obserwowanie terenu

I zrozumiałem, że to mogłaby być robota dla Sket-dan, więc przyszedłem tutaj.

Bossun: Co z tym?!! Brzmi jakbyś załapał o co chodzi nowy uczniu!!!

Himeko: Mogę to zrobić!!! Mogę całkowicie to zrobić!!

Bossun: W porządku!

Sket-dan znajdzie Farbo-Maskę dla ciebie!!

Himeko: Rozerwę na strzępy!

Bossun: ...Rozerwiesz co?

Teppei: Er, czekajcie chwilkę...!!

C-Cieszę się, że jesteście rozentuzjazmowani, ale naprawdę nie chcę zrobić z tego dużej afery !!

Nie chcę, by wszyscy wiedzieli, że zostałem wciągnięty w coś takiego

kiedy ja dopiero

..przybyłem do tej szkoły...

Bossun: Czym się martwisz?! Nie powinno być problemu, tylko staniesz się powszechnie znany!!

Będziesz "Penki-kurai-man"!!

[PT: To znaczy: "Zaatakowany przez Farbo-Maskę"]

Switch: P.Cry-man!

Himeko: Nie mów to tak, jakby to był D.Gray-man!!

Był poważny!!

Bossun: Nie martw się tym.

Sket-dan działa dla dobra klientów!

Jeśli chcesz dyskretne śledztwo, cholerka, to nasza specjalność !

Zaczniemy nasze poszukiwania bez piśnięcia słówkiem o farbie.

Zostaw to nam!!

W porządku! Rozumiesz?!! Jutro doczniemy zachodzenie... zaczniemy dochodzenie!!

Bossun: Achh, źle to powiedziałem... Nienawidzę tego robić.

Masatoshi: Więc powiedziałem to jej:

"Już znalazłem mojego anioła, więc nie mógłbym nigdy latać twoimi skrzydłami."

...widzisz.

Yumi: Ooooochh... Naprawdę nie rozumiem, ale brzmi to cudownie~!

Bossun: Ej.

Muszę cię o coś zapytać.

Para: Aaaachh!!!

Masatoshi: O-o-o co chodzi?!

Bossun: Wy dwoje zawsze tutaj gruchacie jak gołąbki, prawda?

Yumi: Ma-kun, Boję się~

Masatoshi: Huh?

Bossun: Pytam się, czy przychodzicie tutaj codziennie!

Masatoshi: Cóż, my tylko tutaj dopiero przyszliśmy, ale... cóż, przychodzimy tutaj dużo po szkole.

Tylko nas dwoje, tak?

Yumi: Prawda! <3

Masatoshi: Więc nikt nie staje na naszej drodze.

Himeko: Nie widzieliście jakiś farb...er, podejrzanych ludzi w pobliżu, czyż nie?

Masatoshi: Huh?

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Himeko: Czy widzieliście jakiś niebe~~~~~zpiecznie wyglądających, podejrzanych ludzi...

którzy kręcili się tutaj?!

CÓŻ?!!

Masatoshi My-my~~~~~~ll...

Teppei: (Ona wygląda na niebezpiecznie-wyglądającą osobę!!!)

Bossun: Zasadniczo, czy zauważyliście kogoś kto miał ze sobą coś dziwnego? Coś, jakby czerwone, coś przypominającego farby, na przykład?

Teppei: (On nazywa to dyskretnym śledztwem?!)

Masatoshi: Coś dziwnego?

Yumi: Nie widziałam nic takiego, ale Ma-kun...

Masatoshi: Nie widzimy naprawdę wiele ludzi tutaj, nie?

Yumi: Prawda!

Masatoshi: Docenilibyśmy, gdybyście przestali nachodzić naszą małą dwuosobową świątynię.

Yumi: Tak

Bossun: Tak ! Wy dwoje wstańcie i stańcie tam.

Masatoshi: N-nie zamierzasz nas uderzyć, czyż nie?!

Ach, skoro o tym mowa, był tutaj ktoś wczoraj

Widziałem Jougasakiego i jego przyjaciół jak malowali graffiti na ścianie.

Bossun: Malowali...

Jousagaki?

Switch: Jougasakiemu wcześniej kazano usunąć graffiti ze ściany

Bossun: Rozumiem, Jougasaki, ech? Jest dokładnie trochę podejrzaną osobą, której szukamy, więc to prawdopodobne

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Bossun: Ok, to wszystko... na razie, bakaple.

[PT: Z jap. baka - głupia, z ang. couple para, czyli głupia paro ~_~]

Bossun: Och, powinniście z tym skończyć. I tak ze sobą zerwiecie w każdym razie niedługo, więc nie budujcie napięcia, jest to okrutne!

Masatoshi: Ale –

Himeko: On tylko rzuca swoje zgryźliwe uwagi, więc zajmijcie się budowaniem nastroju, ok! To jest okrutne!

Masatoshi: Czekaj chwilę! Dlaczego rzucasz niegrzeczne komentarze na pożegnanie!

Switch: Kosaka Masatoshi - jest złotousty i ma doświadczenie w umizgiwaniu się do wielu dziewczyn w tym samym czasie

Ostatnio, jego celem są nieinteligentne, łatwo ulegające jego urokowi dziewczyny. Później przechwala się swoim przyjaciołom.

Masatoshi: Aaaaagh!! Dlaczego o tym wiesz?!!

Yumi: Powiedz... Ma-kun.

Masatoshi: Hm?

Nie... Ja nie -
Heheh... Nawet kiedy zły, anioł jest -

Yumi: MA-KUN.

Masatoshi: Tak...

Bossun: I dlaczego dokładnie musimy już uciekać się do torturowania ?!!

Kim ty jesteś Belmonde czy co?!

[PT: Prawdopodobnie to odwołanie do Belmonde le VisiteurR, nowej serii Shonen Jump.]

Himeko: Cóż, w każdym razie!! Dlaczego nie pójdziemy i pobijemy Jougasaki?!

Bossun: Nieważne jak bardzo przesłuchamy go, jeśli nie mamy dowodów nic dobrego z tego nie wyjdzie.

Musimy go śledzić i znaleźć dowód, którego potrzebujemy.

Switch, możesz zająć się dochodzeniem na temat jego danych osobowych.

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Teppei: ................

Kiedy mówisz "my" włączasz mnie w to też?

Bossun: Oczywiście, nowicjuszu!

Himeko: Jesteśmy Sket-dan!

Switch: Jeden za wszystkich, wszyscy za jednego.

Teppei: Czy jakoś stałem się członkiem?!

W-właściwie wygląda to jak nieprzyjemna robota, więc myślę, że poczekam w pokoju grupy...

Bossun: Huh... tylko kiedy chciałem przekazać moją świetną technikę śledzenia nowemu członkowi..

Teppei: Nowemu członkowi?! Nie jestem częścią grupy!!

Bossun: (Jougasaki naprawdę pokazał się na miejscu zbrodni...

I moje przebranie jest idealne...

Na pewno będę zdolny do ujawnienia go.

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Bossun: Aaaaaaaaaaagghh!!!!

Goooooorące!!

Himeko: Dlaczego używasz afro jako przebrania, by śledzić ludzi?!!

Pasujesz jak wół do karety!! Przestań wygłupiać się!

Bossun: I to jest powód, dla którego podpaliłaś mnie z tyłu!!!

Dlaczego do diabła robisz rzeczy takie jak te tak spokojnie?!

Nie możesz trochę pomyśleć?! Mógłbym umrzeć od czegoś takiego, wiesz?!

Himeko: I jeślibyś?! Wygłupiasz się, kogo to obchodzi, jeśli umrzesz?!

Bossun: Nie wygłupiam się!! To kamuflaż abym mógł stopić się z trawą!

Himeko: Jak to ukryje cię w trawie?! Wyglądasz jak kudłaty stary facet!

Bossun: Ugh...

Himeko: Ten zapach spalenizny...przyprawia mnie o mdłości.

Bossun: TY TO PODPALIŁAŚ !!

Hm?

Co się stało?

Teraz sprawiłaś, że go zgubiłem!!

Sprawdź tam!

Himeko: Ok!

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Himeko: Uważaj Bossun!!!

Bossun: !!!

Himeko: Wszystko w porządku, Bossun?!!

Bossun!!!

Bossun: Ty...

dusi...

...sz się...

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Bossun: *kaszle*

Idź za nim!!

Himeko: Gdzie on poszedł?!!!

Nie pozwolę ci uciec!!!

!!!

Masatoshi: Agh!!!

Himeko: Owwwww...

Agh!!! It's you!!

Masatoshi: Agh! Sket-dan!!!

Bossun: Himeko!!

Himeko: Nie jest dobrze... uciekł...!!

Tch...

Ty NAPRAWDĘ nie Budujesz nastroju, nie...?!

Masatoshi: Huh?! Co!

Czy zrobiłem coś złego?

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Bossun: Masz na myśli, że byłeś tu od tego momentu kiedy widzieliśmy cię wcześniej?

Masatoshi: Tak...

Po tym jak (dzięki wam) Yumi-chan dała mi kosza..
.
Bossun: Niemożliwe...

Himeko: Ponieważ Switch...

Masatoshi: Od momentu, kiedy to się stało, wpatrywałem się w moje odbicie w oczku wodnym...

na moją zatopioną w miłości twarz w tej wodzie ..

I zrozumiałem...

Jeśli duża ryba zdoła uciec...

Jest jak to oczko... Straciłem "koi"...

[PT: "koi" znaczy "miłość" i "karpia" – j est istotne, więc nie można ominąć.]

Himeko: Czy musisz ciągle mówić o tych głupich, romantycznych bzdetach?!!

Bossun: .............

Dlaczego ten gość nie został zaatakowany?

Himeko: Hm?

Bossun: Dlaczego go nie zaatakował?

To email od Switcha.

Himeko: Czy to nie Bosshoot? Co z tym dzwonkiem?!

[Email:]
Switch
Dobra robota~ (＊–▽–)／♪
skńczłm śldztw Jougasakiego ＼(^▽^)／
znlzłm mnstw infrmcj~~!
zdam relacje narzie~ (＊´∀`)b
“b((((≧▽≦))))q”
Shake♪Shake♪
[koniec emailu]

[PT: Switch piszę za pomocą emotikonek i skrótem~_~]

Himeko: Poważnie, dlaczego wysyła on e-mail w takim naerwowej sytuacji jak ta?!

Chociaż to pobudza mnie do działania...

[PT: Tłumacz z j. ang miał trudności z tłumaczeniem, gdyż Himeko używa akcentu i trudno zrozumieć co mówi ]

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[Email:]
hejhej (＊^o^)ノ”(––[noparse];)[/noparse]
nie ekscytujcie się
(uspokójmy się)
(。ゝ∀･)ゞ
[koniec emailu]

Himeko: DLACZEGO ZMIENIA TO W ROZMOWĘ?!!!

[Email:]
prawdę mówiąc
stoję blisko☆

｜・ω・＊)*zerka*
[koniec emailu]

Himeko: JESTEŚ WŁAŚCIWIE TUTAJ!!!

[znak: Spotkanie w toku ]

Switch: Więc, poważnie, kiedy był w podstawówce, Jougasaki bawił się w mnóstwo gier, gdzie mógł robić sobie żarty z ludzi i potem uciekał; stało się popularne i jest przedmiotem dyskusji

Bossun: Rozumiem...

Dobra robota, Switch.

Himeko: Więc?

Czy doszedłeś już do czegoś?

Bossun: ...................

Nie ...
Jeszcze trochę...

Jeszcze trochę i czuję, że wszystko samo się poukłada.

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Bossun: Myślę, że to już czas ..

łączenia.

Teppei: (Zakłada gogle...?)

Er...

Łączenia... czego dokładnie?

Switch: Nie powinieneś teraz do niego mówić

Teppei: Huh?

Himeko: Tryb skupienia.

Kiedy Bossun zakłada gogle, jego zdolność skupienia bardzo wzrasta

Chociaż wygląda na to, że jest to bardzo męczące.

Kiedy Bossun robi to, jest niesamowity.

[Tekst: Wyposażenie!]

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Góra po prawo: "Nie chcę, by wszyscy wiedzieli, że zostałem wciągnięty w coś takiego ..",

od góry po lewo: " Sądzę, że dobrym pomysłem byłoby obserwowanie terenu",

pionowo w środku: "Dlaczego ten gość nie został zaatakowany ?",

prawy dolny róg: "Kiedy był w podstawówce, Jougasaki bawił się w mnóstwo gier, gdzie mógł robić sobie żarty z ludzi i potem uciekał I działo się to często",

po lewo: "To kamuflaż bym mógł stopić się z trawą!",

po prawo: "Przyglądałem się karpiowi w oczku na terenach szkoły",

na samym dole: "Jest jak to oczko... Straciłem "koi"

Teppei: Wow... / Mam ciarki... Czuję ten stan całkowitego skupienia...

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Bossun: Whew!!!

Himeko: Bossun!!

Bossun: Aaaachhh...!!

Jestem tak zmęczony!

Achhh...

Prawda więc...

Przeprowadźmy tę operację .

Spotkajmy się tutaj!

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Bossun: Hmm?

Wspomnienie!Bossun: Zaatakuje kiedy ludzie są sami.

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Wspomnienia!Himeko: Poradzisz sobie sam, Bossun?

Wspomnienie!Bossun: Tak, zostaw to mi.

Bossun: Żartowałem!

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Himeko: Nie ruszaj się!

Facet w masce: !!!

Bossun: OK, Himeko!

Himeko: Jeśli się ruszysz obedrzemy cię ze skóry-

Bossun: Nie mów takich strasznych rzeczy!! Po prostu zdejmij maskę!

Rozwiązałem całą sprawę dzięki emailowi.

Przygotuj się Farbo-Masko.

Nie...

Ja już wiem kim jesteś.

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Bossun: Nowy uczniu.

Teppei: M-

Mylisz się!!

O czym ty mówisz?!!

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Teppei: Przyszedłem tylko zobaczyć...

Bossun: Masz farbę, prawda?

Teppei: !!!

Bossun: Wylałeś farbę na siebie.

Czyż nie?

Teppei: .................!!

Ngh...!!

.............
J-

Jak...?

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Bossun: "Koi".

Powiedziałeś, że przyglądałeś się karpiowi w oczku wodnym.

Wspomnienie!Teppei: Patrzyłem na karpia w oczku wodnym ...

Bossun: Ale...
Nie ma w oczku już karpi!

Teppei: !!!

Bossun: Prawdopodobnie spojrzałeś na napis przy oczku wodnym i się pomyliłeś...

[znak: Proszę nie dokarmiać karpi!]

Bossun: Od tamtego roku nie było żadnych karpi w oczku wodnym.

Zauważyłem, że jedyną osobą, która może o tym nie wiedzieć może być nowy uczeń, który dopiero co przybył.

Powodem dla którego poszedłeś prosto do pokoju naszego kółka ...

było zwabienie nas na ten obszaru?

Twoim celem było Sket-dan.

I wypełniałeś rozkazy Jougasakiego.

Czyż nie?

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Teppei: ......!!

Jo...

Jougasaki?

Nie znam nikogo takiego!!

Mam na myśli, że dopiero co przybyłem do szkoły...

Switch: Wiemy o twojej przeszłości.

Sugihara Teppei.

Żyłeś w tym rejonie, kiedy chodziłeś do podstawówki.

Jougasaki był twoim kolegą z klasy.

Teppei: Rozumiem...

Świetnie...

Wygląda na to, że przejrzeliście wszystko na wylot.

Tak... Zamierzałem oblać was farbą.

Podążając za rozkazami Jougasakiego.

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Teppei: Byłem...

Byłem prześladowany przez Jougasakiego.

Tak jak Switch odkrył, ludzie zwykli grać w gry, gdzie robili sobie żarty z ludzi i uciekali.

Możesz nazwać je żartami, ale były podłe.

W centrum tego wszystkiego był Jougasaki. Nigdy sam nic nie zrobił, ale rozkazywał innym, żeby to za niego robili.

Pewnego dnia rozkazał mi to zrobić, ale odmówiłem.

I dlatego...

zaczął mnie prześladować.

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Teppei: Prześladowania trwały dopóki nie ukończyłem szkoły.

Wtedy, szczerze bałem się nadchodzącego dnia.

Przeprowadziłem się w tym samym czasie kiedy ukończyłem szkołę. Oddzieliłem sie od tego obszaru.

Ale w gimnazjum i w liceum ni znalazłem przyjaciół, spędzałem czas sam, nie rzucałem się w oczy.

I musiałem powrócić tutaj.

Zamierzałem użyć to jako okazję do życia od nowa.

Znalezienie przyjaciół...

Zapisanie się do kółka zainteresowań...

Ale...

Ten sam Jougasaki chodził do tej szkoły.

Wspomnienie!Jougasaki: Oi.

Jesteś Teppei, prawda?

Sugihara Teppei.

Widzisz? To ja, to ja!

Jougasaki~!

Znałem cię w podstawówce, nie?

Hah, hah...

44
Wspomnienie !Jougasaki: Słyszałem, ze przeprowadziłeś się gdzieś, wiesz.

Wróciłeś, nie?

Cóż, bawmy się znowu dobrze.

Hah, hah...

Możesz zostać naszym przyjacielem.

Byłem wkurzony i trochę znudzony.

Zabawmy się, byś wykazał się jak za starych czasów

Robiliśmy to często, pamiętasz?

Oblej jednego z członków Sket-dan farbą.

Wiesz co się stanie...
keśli nie zrobisz co powiem, nie?

Teppei: I więc

oblałem siebie

farbą.

45
Bossun: Oblanie siebie farbą było "kamuflażem”.

Jeśli ta sama rzecz powtórzy się,

każdy może znaleźć sprawcę poprzez jego powiązanie z ofiarami.

Bossun: Ale jeśli jesteś sam pierwszą ofiarą, ludzie nie podejrzewają cię.

Himeko: Hmmm... więc to o zrobił

Teppei: Jesteś niesamowity.

Masz całkowitą rację.

Użyłem działalności twojej grupy..

użyłem twojego pragnienia, by pomagać innym, by stworzyć szansę.

Himeko: Ale dlaczego?

Nie rozumiem dlaczego działałeś z Jougasakim i powiedziałeś to wszystko .

Teppei: Rozumiem dlaczego zastanawiacie się nad czymś tak głupim jak to.

Ale...

dla mnie, była to olbrzymia sprawa.

Sądzę, że prawdopodobnie będziecie się śmiać.

Bossun: Hah.

Nie będę się śmiał.

To nie tak jakby było to śmieszne lub coś takiego.

46
Himeko: Założenie tego całego klubu było po pierwsze bardzo śmieszną rzeczą, ale to było to co zrobił Bossun.

Jest dziwnym facetem, wiesz?

Ale myślę, że było to dlatego, ze chciał pomagać ludziom takim jak ty.

Jest typem człowieka, który bardzo martwi się o coś I podchodzi do tego poważnie. Angażuje się nawet w bezsensowne sprawy od samego początku .

Jest bez sensu, pozwalanie, by coś cię osłabiało, nowy uczniu!

Lepiej jest stawić opór rzeczom takim jak te!

Teppei: nie mogę tego zrobić!!

Nie potrafię się sprzeciwić!!

Jeśli osoba taka jak ja chce mieć spokojne szkolne życie ,

nie może sprzeciwiać się takim rzeczom!

By powstrzymać narastanie spraw...

Muszę unikać sprzeciwiania się bezsensownie...

unikania wiązania się z innymi ludźmi gdzie to tylko możliwe...

Muszę po prostu przeżyć to jak najlepiej potrafię.

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Bossun: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNGH!!!!

Himeko: Huh?!!

Bossun!!!

Co ty do diabła robisz?!

To straszne!!!!

Ta czerwona farba wygląda bardzo strasznie!!!

Bossun: Nie pójdę i nie powiem czegoś bezużytecznego jak

"Zbierz się na odwagę i staw czoła tym rzeczom".

Zrobiłeś to wszystko, ponieważ nic innego nie było niemożliwe, nie?

Rozumiem.

Ale...

W tej sytuacji...
Dlaczego po prostu mi o tym nie powiedziałeś.

48
Bossun: Jeśli chcesz wylać na mnie farbę po prostu powiedz mi i koniec!!

Jeśli przyjaciel ma kłopoty, Sket-dan mu pomoże!!

Teppei: Przyjaciel...

Bossun: Jeśli wszystko co muszę zrobić to oblanie się farbą, to zrobię to!!! !!!!

49
Teppei: Czy...

Czy oszukiwałem moich przyjaciół...?

Ja...!!

Bossun: Nie ma czasu na stanie i płakanie.

Chcesz zacząć od nowa, nie?

Teppei: Huh?

Bossun: Przyjaciele...

Kółka zainteresowań...

i wiele oprócz tego...

Będzie mnóstwo nowych rzeczy...

zaczynając od teraz!

50
Teppei: Tak!!

Bossun: Więc w każdym razie...

Oi.

Patrzycie na to wszystko skądś, prawda?

Jougasaki.

Bandyta2: Och, nie! Myślałem, że kręcili się tylko wokół...

Ale zdemaskowali nas!!

Jougasaki: .....................

Bossun: Tam, huh?
Himeko: Huh?

Jougasaki jest tam?!

51
Bossun: Zrobiłeś sobie kłopot, by nas tutaj przyprowadzić... Doszedłem do tego,że ten facet, który wydawał rozkazy obserwował nas.

Teppei: Hahah...

Bossun: Ok, więc...

Czyż nie powinniśmy rozwiązać tego problemu?
[
Bossun: Teppei.

Agh! Ona już biegnie!!

Himeko: JOOOOUUUUGAAAAAASAKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Jougasaki: !!!

AAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!

O- o- Onihime...!!!

Bossun: Nie mogłaś wejść normalnie...?

52-53
Bossun: Wiesz po co tutaj jesteśmy, czyż nie, Jougasaki?

Jougasaki: Ach...... Jeśli to jest związane z Teppei'em, wiecie, to był jeden wielki żart.

/Nigdy nie pomyślałbym, że on rzeczywiście to zrobi...

Nie do pomyślenia, że mógłby wziąć mnie za.....

Bossun: Nie mów głupot.

To zawsze jest żartem dla dręczyciela.

Ale dla tego kto jest prześladowany jest to zawsze poważna sprawa.

Himeko: MAM NADZIEJĘ, ŻE PRZYGOTOWAŁEŚ SIĘ!!!

Himeko: Mógłbyś chociaż trochę spróbować walczyć !!!

54
Bossun: Co?!

Dołączył do drużyny koszykarskiej?!

55
Bossun: Ale dlaczego?!

Himeko: Bóg raczy wiedzieć...

Bossun: Po tym wszystkim co razem przeszliśmy nie sądziliście, że się do nas przyłączy?!

Himeko: Tak jak powiedziałam, Bóg raczy wiedzieć?!!

Switch: Wygląda na to, że zawsze interesował się koszykówką.

Postanowił robić to co lubi i pogodził się, z tym, więc przyłączył się do kółka na podstawie tego.

Himeko: Aww, zaakceptował znowu... - Nie, aktualnie, to robi wrażenie.

Bossun: Hej, hej, hej... Myślisz, że jest za późno, byśmy sprawili, by do nas dołączył?

Mam na myśli, że dalibyśmy radę, nie? Chodzi mi o to, że gdyby Himeko użyła trochę siły udałoby się, prawda? Byłoby łatwo, nie?

Himeko: DLACZEGO TROCHĘ TEŻ SIĘ NIE WYSILICIE?!!!
.
Bossun: Och, tak, w każdym razie, powiedziałeś, że dostaliśmy kolejny email z prośbą?

Switch: Tak.

Jest od woźnego szkoły, Yoshimura-san. Powiedział, że chciałby pomocy w naprawie rzeczy w szkole.

Bossun: Co z tą prośbą?!! To nie coś o co powinno się prosić uczniów! Musi być coś lepszego od tego!

Nie ma mowy, nie ma mowy, nie zrobimy tego

Switch: Wygląda na to, że ktoś uszkodził magazyn za szkołą.

Bossun: Możesz powiedzieć mu, że nie jesteśmy tylko pospolitymi majstrami

Himeko: Magazyn za szkołą, czy to nie ten budynek gdzie wczoraj pobiliśmy tego gościa ?

Bossun: Agh!!!

[Email:]
Zbyt irytująca prośba.
Nie jesteśmy
pospolitymi majstrami, wiesz~~~~!!
щ(゜Д゜щ)
[koniec emailu]

Bossun: Czekaj, czekaj, czekaj no, Switch!!!

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Teppei: (Bossun...)

Koszykarz: Co to za dziwna opaska, którą nosisz na nadgarstku, ?

Teppei: Och... to?

(Wygląda na to, że nawet ja mogę znaleźć przyjaciela.)

Dostałem ją od kogoś.
(Wygląda na to, że coś się zmieniło.)

To dowód przyjaźni.

(Zdarzy się mnóstwo nowych rzeczy...

zaczynając od teraz...)

[kwadrat: Sekretarz, Switch]

Switch: Przepraszam, muszę wrócić do domu na 4:30.

Spotykam się z kimś.

Himeko: Chcesz tylko obejrzeć anime !!

Nie ma mowy, że pozwolimy ci iść!!

Jeśli masz zamiar kłamać, zrób to tak, by było wiarygodne!!

[kwadrat: Zastępca szefa, Himeko]

57
Bossun: Ach, jeeeeeej... Myślę, że mam ból brzucha-

Himeko: TY DUŻY GRUBY KŁAMCZUCHU!!!

[kwadrat: Szef Grupy, Bossun]

Bossun: W każdym razie, to ty zdemolowałaś magazyn, więc co my mamy z tym wspólnego?

Himeko: To tylko robota, wiesz, robota...!!

Bossun: Er, przepraszam... jesteśmy tutaj w związku z twoją prośbą.

Yoshimura: Ach, wy musicie nazywać się...

Sket-dan: Jesteśmy Sket-dan!!

[wewnętrzny tekst: Historia Sket-dan właśnie się zaczyna!]

[dolny tekst: Następny rozdział, kolejna prośba! Słowo kluczowe to "Bomba i Małpka"?! [Co jest z tym?!]

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 143 by thewrong

2011-04-11T21:56:54+00:00

ch 143: Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!

pg01:

INTRO:
What's this show?!

SIGN:
Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!

[ TN: A tsukkomi is a jab at something for comedic effect. ]

KANASHIKATA:
Let's begin, the Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle! I'm your host, the one
whose group blind date went poorly yesterday, Kanashikata Takashi!
MOMOKA:
And I'm the assistant that doesn't talk much, Kibitsu Momoka!

KANASHIKATA:
Momotan! I was so disappointed that you didn't come to yesterday's group
blind date! Anyway, aren't we looking forward to seeing celebrities duking
it out in tsukkomi battles?
MOMOKA:
Mmmm, yeah, I guess...
KANASHIKATA:
Okay, we'll introduce the contestants for today!

pg02:

KANASHIKATA:
One of the best in tsukkomi in the Kantou region!
KANASHIKATA:
The MVP in yesterday's group blind date! The Prince of Tsukkomi!
KANASHIKATA:
Komiyama Tsutomu--!!!
SIGN:
Tsukkomi Chief
Komiyama Tsutomu
KOMIYAMA:
Yesterday was a piece of cake.

KANASHIKATA:
And his opponent! / Not a pro, but a total beginner!

KANASHIKATA:
Momotan's recommendation! Her tsukkomi potential is unknown, the Kansai-ben
female high-schooler!
SIGN:
Beginner Female High-Schooler
Onizuka Hime
KANASHIKATA:
Onizuka Hime---!!!

BOSSUN:
Erm, Switch-san... /
What in the world?
BOX:
Dragged to watch a live filming.
SWITCH:
Let me explain.

pg03:

TEXT:
It's a new programme, "Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!". /
The staff will look for new contestants every week. /
Then Momoka said:

TEXT:
"I know someone who's really good in tsukkomi!"

TEXT:
Then Komiyama rebutted: "No way there's a commoner who's better than a pro".
"Nee-san's really really good!"
"Ridiculous."
"It's not ridiculous!"
"Then bring her here to challenge me."
"It's on!"
And so Himeko was invited on this show.
BOSSUN:
Momoka...

TEXT:
To save Momoka's pride, Himeko agreed to participate. That happened yesterday.
BOSSUN:
I got it... Thanks for the summary.

BOSSUN:
But why a tsukkomi battle?! And who let Himeko on TV again, d'you still
remember that fiasco with the Pelocan commercial?
SWITCH:
I'm worried about that too.

pg04:

KOMIYAMA:
You're so cute when you're nervous

HIMEKO:
B-Back off!
KOMIYAMA:
And I thought which arrogant brat came to challenge me, kekeke.

KOMIYAMA:
Hahaha, don't think your jokes in school works in a TV show.
KOMIYAMA:
Just try not to make this too awkward, okay?

SFX:
Whew

HIMEKO:
Thanks.
KOMIYAMA:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
For calming me down.
KOMIYAMA:
...

BOSSUN:
Looks like she's fine.
SWITCH:
She's pumped alright.

MOMOKA:
I'll explain the rules. /
Each contestant will earn points for each good tsukkomi. The one with the most
points wins!

pg05:

MOMOKA:
The first game is "Tsukkomi at the TV!". Just give witty comments to
whatever's showing on the monitor and the panel will award points accordingly!
GUY:
It chased her after all!
GUY:
Why did you let her off in the first place!
BOSSUN:
What...?

MOMOKA:
Both of you, on your mark! Nee-san, all the best!
HIMEKO:
Bring it!
KOMIYAMA:
That's favoritism!

KANASHIKATA:
This time it's a documentary about the police!
KOMIYAMA:
Kekeke, this one's not for beginners.
HIMEKO:
Just be natural, just be natural!

KANASHIKATA:
Ready, set...

KANASHIKATA:
Go!

TEXT:
The Police
Under observation for 22 hours/day!

HIMEKO:
Just cover the remaining 2 hours, dammit!
KANASHIKATA:
Onizuka drew first blood just on the title screen!
TV:
Crime never stops in this city. In this 22 hours, let's see what the police
have to deal with.

pg06:

POLICEMAN:
2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!
TV:
Fistfights are common.
POLICEMAN:
I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!

POLICEMAN:
I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!
POLICEMAN:
I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!

POLICEMAN:
I repeat, 2 drunks are fighting in the 4th district!
HIMEKO:
How many times is this guy gonna repeat?!
POLICEMAN:
I repeat, 2 punks are writing in the cost retreat!
KOMIYAMA:
It changed?!

POLICEMAN:
I repeat, two trunks are flying in the Lost repeat!
KOMIYAMA:
That doesn't make sense!
HIMEKO:
Trunks can fly in Lost?!

POLICEMAN:
*open*
HIMEKO:
He ate it?!

KOMIYAMA:
Oi oi! Wait! What did he do?!
HIMEKO:
Who made an edible wireless mic!?
TV:
Some weird man cosplaying as a policeman, yelling on the street was taken
into custody.
HIMEKO:
So he's just some random idiot!

KANASHIKATA:
Both contestants are really into this!
TV:
But before that, he was sent to the hospital to dislodge the mic.
HIMEKO:
So it's not edible?! He's just some random idiot! Oops, I said that before.
BOSSUN:
What's this contest...

pg07:

TV:
A bank robbery occured at 3pm.

TV:
The robber has the manager at gunpoint.

GUY:
Don't move!
GUY:
Or the manager eats a bullet!

MANAGER:
Seriously guys, please don't move!
HIMEKO:
You're the manager?!
KOMIYAMA:
You're the manager?!

HIMEKO:
Then why did you say "the manager" instead of "me"?!
POLICEMAN:
To the criminal: Don't do anything rash! /
Your mother is here with us.
CRIMINAL:
D-Don't lie!

POLICEMAN:
To the criminal: /
I'm not.
CRIMINAL:
R-R-Really..? Then let her say something!

POLICEMAN:
To the criminal: /
I'm passing her the mic.
HIMEKO:
Is the "To the criminal:" bit really necessary?
KANASHIKATA:
Onizuka's really nitpicking here.

pg08:

MORI:
Madam...
KOMIYAMA:
Why Mori?!
[ TN: Mori is a character in a really popular cop drama in Japan. ]
MORI:
Say your son's name. Before you say anything else.
HIMEKO:
Mori's out of character man...

WOMAN:
...

WOMAN:
He's Criminal.
HIMEKO / KOMIYAMA:
She's a fake!

KANASHIKATA:
Aaaaand that's the end! /
It ended with a dual synchro tsukkomi!
BOSSUN:
What's with this show...
KANASHIKATA:
And their points...?

pg09:

KANASHIKATA:
45-40! /
Onizuka-san is somehow in the lead!
HIMEKO:
Yes!

MOMOKA:
Oh yay, Nee-san!

BOSSUN:
Himeko did it!
SWITCH:
Yeah. Her nitpicking must've netted her more points.
BOSSUN:
She'll win if she keeps this up!

SWITCH:
....
SWITCH:
Hmm...
BOSSUN:
?

KOMIYAMA:
D-Dammit! I underestimated this brat! She actually beat me, a professional!
KOMIYAMA:
Am I actually gonna lose?!

KOMIYAMA:
Wait...

TEXT:
It'll be fine. /
I won't lose in the next round. /
Hehehe, watch out, little girl!

pg10:

KANASHIKATA:
Onto the next category, the Two-Man Act! Ogura-san will be your partner,
so do your best for 3 minutes!
OGURA:
Nice to meet you!

BOSSUN:
Huh? What d'you mean, she can't win!

SWITCH:
Yeah, most likely.
BOSSUN:
Why?!

SWITCH:
Himeko's tsukkomi is the everyday situation type. It's perfectly natural
in our normal conversations, but. /
In a professional two-man act, where they stage jokes, she flounders.
SWITCH:
Even though it's technically adlib for this category, it's still really
similar to a pro two-man act. /
This is really bad news for Himeko.

TEXT:
She can't win!
KANASHIKATA:
Starting off with Komiyama-san, go!
KOMIYAMA:
Okay, let's get the show on the road!

pg11:

HIMEKO:
They're really good.
HIMEKO:
I know it's adlib, but it sure doesn't feel like one!
HIMEKO:
I can't do that!

KANASHIKATA:
And Komiyama-san gets...!

KANASHIKATA:
95 points! What a really high score! /
The pro, Komiyama Tsutomu has made an incredible comeback!

pg12:

KANASHIKATA:
Next, we have Onizuka-san! To the stage please!
HIMEKO:
Oh no...

HIMEKO:
I can't do this unless it's with a clumsy person like Bossun!
KANASHIKATA:
Will Onizuka-san be able to match a pro?

SWITCH:
The act just now... The timing was too perfect, even for Komiyama./
That means...
BOSSUN:
Yeah.
BOSSUN:
That bastard...

KOMIYAMA:
Kekeke, it's great that we rehearsed this beforehand.

TEXT:
And that's not the end yet. I'll admit she has skill, so to seal my victory...

OGURA:
Hey, I have an idea!
KANASHIKATA:
Yes, Ogura-san?

KOMIYAMA:
Kekekeke...

pg13:

OGURA:
I was thinking, maybe it's kinda tough for a beginner to work with a pro, you know? /
How about we get a beginner to pair up with her?
KOMIYAMA:
Yes, let a normal person screw it up for her! Kekekeke!

KOMIYAMA:
Nice idea! /
Right?

KANASHIKATA:
Erm...
KANASHIKATA:
A member of the audience?

KOMIYAMA:
Hey, Onizuka-san! You brought some friends, right? Isn't it easier for
you to work with someone you know?

KOMIYAMA:
Say yes, and you're doomed!

HIMEKO:
Member of... /
the audience?

HIMEKO:
Can...
HIMEKO:
Can I really?

pg14:

BOSSUN:
Eh?
KANASHIKATA:
And she picked her classmate, Fujisaki-kun!!!
BOSSUN:
Back up a moment!
HIMEKO:
You, shut up.
BOSSUN:
Wait, why am I on stage?
HIMEKO:
I said, shut up.
BOSSUN:
No, you shut up! I can't do a adlib two-man act, dammit!
HIMEKO:
Just die already.

HIMEKO:
Just say whatever you like, I'll follow up! Got it?!
BOSSUN:
Where did that confidence come from?! Give me some, man!
HIMEKO:
It'll be fine!

HIMEKO:
I know...

HIMEKO:
that if it's you, it'll be fine.

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Okay... / If you say so.

BOSSUN:
I just have to say something appropriate, right?

HIMEKO:
Yeah. / That's right.
TEXT:
I'm sorry, Bossun.

MOMOKA:
What are you planning, Nee-san... /
He gets nervous easily, you know that...

TEXT:
I'm 100% sure that you...

TEXT:
won't be able to say anything interesting at all!

KANASHIKATA:
And so, Team Onizuka, ready, set, go!

HIMEKO:
Hey, Fujisaki-kun. /
You're on TV now, so say hello!

HIMEKO:
Oi, the camera's rolling, so do something!

pg16:

BOSSUN:
....
HIMEKO:
Whatcha being nervous for?!

KOMIYAMA:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
Great, Bossun!
HIMEKO:
Stay like this!

HIMEKO:
Just be stupid, like you always do!
HIMEKO:
What's with you, man! /
Be normal, dude! Normal!
BOSSUN:
Oh... /
N.O.R.M.A.L....
HIMEKO:
How is that normal!?

KOMIYAMA:
W-
KOMIYAMA:
What?

SWITCH:
I see.
SWITCH:
She's playing to her strengths.

pg17:

SWITCH:
Of course. Himeko's best partner is Bossun.

HIMEKO:
Hey, everyone's staring at you!
BOSSUN:
Say something funny!

BOSSUN:
Oh...
BOSSUN:
Funny stuff...!

BOSSUN:
Poop!
HIMEKO:
The only thing that's interesting is your face!

HIMEKO:
Your upper lip's poking out again, man!
BOSSUN:
Poop?
HIMEKO:
Don't say it sounding like "Oh?"! /
And your face is getting weirder, you know?!

HIMEKO:
Wait! Look at your mouth! /
Draw it back, draw it back!

HIMEKO:
I can't even recognise you anymore! Control it, stupid!

HIMEKO:
No, don't compensate by pulling your lower lip out too!

pg18:

KOMIYAMA:
No way...

KANASHIKATA:
And the winner... /
Onizuka Himeko-saaaaaaaan!

HIMEKO:
Yay!!!
KANASHIKATA:
What an unexpected turn of events!

MOMOKA:
Nee-san!
HIMEKO:
Oof.

KANASHIKATA:
A resounding round of applause for the champion, Onizuka!
HIMEKO:
Don't say anything unnecessary next time, okay?
MOMOKA:
Uweeeeh~ I'm sorry, Nee-san!
BOSSUN:
Bweportgh.
SWITCH:
Bossun, you haven't returned to normal?

KANASHIKATA:
Let's have a word with our new champion. /
Are you looking forward to the next episode?
HIMEKO:
Yes!

HIMEKO:
Ehhhhhhh.
HIMEKO:
Hmm?
HIMEKO:
Next episode?

MOMOKA:
Eh? /
Didn't I tell you?
HIMEKO:
?

MOMOKA:
It's a knockout game show.
MOMOKA:
So Nee-san will be facing new contestants starting next week!

KANASHIKATA:
So! /
A word from the champion, please!

KANASHIKATA:
2, 1,
KANASHIKATA:
Action!

KANASHIKATA:
Whatcha being all nervous for!
OUTRO:
Himeko is the No.1 Tsukkomist!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 142 by thewrong

2011-04-11T21:56:02+00:00

ch 142: The Brother's Interested In Whoever The Sister Is Interested In

pg01:

INTRO:
Suddenly, in the courtyard-
SAAYA:
Hm?
TSUBAKI:
Mm?

SAAYA:
Oh hey, Tsubaki-kun. /
Doing fine?
TSUBAKI:
Ah, Agata Saaya. /
Just fine.

SAAYA:
It feels like I haven't talked to you in ages. /
Though I do talk to Mimorin and Daisy sometimes.
TSUBAKI:
Hmm.

TSUBAKI:
We have no connection other than that your the President's sister, after all.
SAAYA:
You don't have to be so blunt! /
Tsubaki, you're really cold you know.

SAAYA:
Oh yeah, I had a terrible first impression of you.
TSUBAKI:
That goes for both of us. If you weren't the President's sister I wouldn't
have talked to you.

TEXT:
President this, President that...

pg02:

SAAYA:
Well, now we're able to talk normally like this, I guess it's an improvement. /
See ya then.
TSUBAKI:
Where are you going?
SAAYA:
... Nowhere, why?

TSUBAKI:
I heard you've been visiting the Sket-dan frequently.
SAAYA:
!

TSUBAKI:
Is that where you're going?
SAAYA:
Ah.... / See...
SAAYA:
I haven't visited them for a while now. /
It's kinda... awkward.
TSUBAKI:
...?

SAAYA:
By the way, Tsubaki-kun.

SAAYA:
You're Bossun's twin, right?
TSUBAKI:
Ah.

TSUBAKI:
....

pg03:

TSUBAKI:
What... what about it!
SAAYA:
I've been kinda interested about you twins, see. /
So, how does it feel?
TSUBAKI:
What does!
SAAYA:
C'mon, sit down for a while!

TSUBAKI:
....
SAAYA:
You guys have different families and you don't talk much in school, right? /
Even though you're brothers.

SAAYA:
So I'm kinda interested in that... Don't get the wrong idea, it's not like
I'm interested in you or anything!
TSUBAKI:
Which is it!

SAAYA:
So, how's your relationship with him?
TSUBAKI:
Not good!

SAAYA:
...

TSUBAKI:
...But.

TSUBAKI:
We've been talking a bit recently though...

pg04:

TSUBAKI:
What! Why does everyone look like that when I tell them!

MIMORIN:
Wow...

DAISY:
Tsubaki-kun and Saaya?

DAISY:
That's unexpected.
MIMORIN:
Not at all! /
I think they're getting closer these days.

MIMORIN:
It's good that they're so friendly now.

SIGN:
Student Council
SHINBA:
Wow...

pg05:

SHINBA:
Tsubaki-chan and Saaya-chan's getting close?

SHINBA:
Well, they're a boy and a girl of their age after all.
(side scrawl: Fufufu...)
DAISY:
Don't put it like that. /
And it's not that kind of relationship.

AGATA:
Tsubaki and Saaya... /
are close?

AGATA:
Really?
INTRO:
A stupid brother!

pg06:

TV:
I-It's not like...
TV:
I'm just interested in you, okay!

TV:
Doesn't that mean you like me?

TV:
D-Don't be stupid!

AGATA:
...

AGATA:
Saaya.
AGATA:
You're being kinda weird for a while now.

pg07:

SAAYA:
Onii-chan?
AGATA:
Since you came back from the school trip.
SAAYA:
Eh?! Eh?!!

AGATA:
Do you have a crush on some boy?

SAAYA:
T-That was direct! /
I don't!
AGATA:
Nobody can hide the the truth from he!
SAAYA:
Ehh?!

AGATA:
That reaction tells me something happened during the school trip! Report
everything to your brother!
SAAYA:
Why? Who said I have to!
AGATA:
A confession? Is it confession-related?!
SAAYA:
No! Why do I have to tell you anyway!

AGATA:
Say it!
SAAYA:
Why?!

SAAYA:
Erm...
SAAYA:
I don't like anybody, but...
SAAYA:
There's someone who I think is slightly better than the rest.

pg08:

AGATA:
....
SAAYA:
Ehhh?!?!!

AGATA:
Did you confess?!
SAAYA:
I didn't, really! /
But I said...

SAAYA:
I...
SAAYA:
I was kinda /
interested in him, hahaha.

AGATA:
....
SAAYA:
EHHHHH?!?!

AGATA:
WHo is it!
SAAYA:
I'm not saying! Onii-chan, you're irritating!
AGATA:
Say it!
SAAYA:
Never!

AGATA:
SAAAAAAY IIIIITTTTT!!!
SAAYA:
EHHH~~?!

SAAYA:
I don't wanna tell you his name.
AGATA:
Then his characteristics! Just say that! /
What's he like?! How does he look like?! Personality?! Hmm?!!!
SAAYA:
Ughhhh...

pg09:

SAAYA:
He's about 170cm tall...
AGATA:
Ohh?! /
What else?

SAAYA:
Kinda normal build.... maybe slightly slim?
AGATA:
Hmmm...

SAAYA:
Messy hair..

SAAYA:
Almond shaped eyes, like a cat.

SAAYA:
And he's kinda smart.
SAAYA:
He's oblivious at times, but when the time comes, he's really serious!

AGATA:
It's definitely Tsubaki...

pg10:

SAAYA:
A-Anyway! Onii-chan, you have nothing to do with this!
SAAYA:
Don't be so nosy!

AGATA:
Tsubaki...

AGATA:
That bastard... To think I treated him like a brother.
AGATA:
No one touches my sister!

AGATA:
...

TEXT:
Onii-chan, waaaaiiit!!

TEXT:
I lost again... I can't never beat you, President.

AGATA:
I'll test Tsubaki tomorrow.

TEXT:
If his feelings are true, /
I'll permit them...

pg11:

SIGN:
Student Council

pg12:

TSUBAKI:
President, you're not going home yet?
TSUBAKI:
Everybody's left, but I still have some work to do, so...

AGATA:
...

AGATA:
You met Saaya, yes?

TSUBAKI:
Eh? /
Hmm... /
I guess so.
AGATA:
And she said,

AGATA:
She was "interested"?

SAAYA:
I've been kinda interested about you twins, see.

TSUBAKI:
Ahhh yes, she did say that.
TSUBAKI:
It's embarassing for me...

AGATA:
...

pg13:

AGATA:
There's nothing to be embarassed about. /
It's perfectly natural, things like relationships.

TSUBAKI:
Hmmm.
TSUBAKI:
That's right.

AGATA:
So, what about you? /
Are you interested too?
TSUBAKI:
Eh?
AGATA:
You know who.

TEXT:
You guys have different families and you don't talk much in school, right? /
Even though you're brothers.

TSUBAKI:
Honestly, I think I am.
AGATA:
!!!

AGATA:
Oh I see... /
Man, that was direct.
AGATA:
Ah, whatever.

pg14:

TSUBAKI:
But we were raised differently.
TSUBAKI:
So... /
I still feel like we're strangers.

AGATA:
..... Strangers...
AGATA:
........

AGATA:
Well, that's expected.

TSUBAKI:
... But,

TSUBAKI:
It's something special to me.

TSUBAKI:
Maybe it's fate... /
This relationship.

TSUBAKI:
Even though we're like strangers, we're also like family. /
What a special person.

AGATA:
Hmmm, like your destined partner?
AGATA:
What a way to put it.

pg15:

AGATA:
...Let's get straight to the point then. /
Do you feel love?

TSUBAKI:
Err...
TSUBAKI:
Huh?!

TSUBAKI:
I-It's nothing like that! I just-
AGATA:
Don't be shy!!!
TSUBAKI:
Ehhh?!!

AGATA:
Don't be shy, I'm the one you're talking to!
AGATA:
Speak your true feelings!
TSUBAKI:
Y-yes!

TSUBAKI:
W-Well...
TSUBAKI:
Stuff happened before, but...
TSUBAKI:
I think we're fine now. Better, even.

AGATA:
So he does like her.

pg16:

TSUBAKI:
My first impression was... terrible, to be honest.
TSUBAKI:
We got into conflicts a lot, since we're both so stubborn. /
Then so many things happened.

AGATA:
Ah, I remember.

TSUBAKI:
But it's different now.
TSUBAKI:
Our relationship's a lot smoother than it was.

TEXT:
I see now.
AGATA:
Oh.
TEXT:
There's no more room for me to interfere. They have a strong bond between them now.
AGATA:
I see.
TEXT:
As a brother, I should just let them be.

AGATA:
I'm gonna be blunt.
AGATA:
Where do you see the two of you in the future?

TSUBAKI:
Hmmm... /
It's fine the way it is now.
AGATA:
Huh?!

pg17:

AGATA:
Just the way it is?!
TSUBAKI:
Yes.
TSUBAKI:
Also, we've already had dinner together and other stuff already.

TSUBAKI:
I hope we'll have more opportunities to bond like that.
AGATA:
How naive are you!?
TSUBAKI:
Ehhh?!

AGATA:
What the hell, just dinner?! You're fine just with that?!
TSUBAKI:
I think so. /
I mean, it's not like we can live together so suddenly.
AGATA:
No, not that far ahead! /
Don't get too bold now, you!
TSUBAKI:
Ehhh?!

AGATA:
It's just so like you to hide your true feelings, Tsubaki.

AGATA:
But don't you think you should open up more to me?
AGATA:
We're talking about something important here, you know.

AGATA:
Though you're a overly serious, inflexible guy who can't read the mood, /
You're a true man, I'll give you that.
AGATA:
The only people who deserve that much credit...

pg18:

AGATA:
Would be you and your brother, hmmm.

TSUBAKI:
Hahaha.
TSUBAKI:
I can't fool you, President.
TSUBAKI:
You could read the feelings that even I didn't know.

TSUBAKI:
Maybe I really, really want us to be closer now... /
But, one small step at a time's fine too.
TSUBAKI:
Hahaha, sorry for making you worried about me.

TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
Aha, dinner. /
We'll go for dinner tonight.

AGATA:
Whew... /
I never thought those two would...
BOX:
Agata Souichirou.

BOX:
When it comes to his sister.
BOX:
He loses his ability of rational thought.
BOX:
Even though
BOX:
He's a genius of IQ 160.

BOSSUN:
Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Dinner?!

BOSSUN:
Don't ask me so suddenly, man! /
My mom won't have time to prepare!
TSUBAKI:
Then come over to my place.
BOSSUN:
And that was random! It's creeping me out!
TSUBAKI:
"Creeping you out"?! You really feel that way?! /
Fine! I won't ask you ever again!

AGATA:
Huh?! Why are you here?!
SAAYA:
?
OUTRO:
There's been a huge mistake...

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 141 by thewrong

2011-04-10T04:48:41+00:00

ch 141: The Student Council Manga Recruitment Project

pg01:

INTRO:
Serious!

BOSSUN:
Okay...

BOSSUN:
So basically, it's like this.

AGATA:
We're gonna make a recruitment poster to attract new members, kakaka. /
Make sure it explains what our jobs are and the motivation we need.

UNYUU:
We should use pictures rather than words for the poster.

SHINBA:
Then how about a manga story?

DAISY:
Who's drawing it?

pg02:

AGATA:
Anyone will do. Let's leave it up to luck.

TEXT (right to left):
Daisy Mimorin Michiru Agata
TSUBAKI:
Wait a second!

TSUBAKI:
Why isn't my name there?
AGATA:
Ehhh... how should i put this.

AGATA:
You have zero sense in art.
TSUBAKI:
Uwaaaaahhh!!!

BOSSUN:
... And so, /
You were insistent on taking up the job, so now you have to do a manga poster.

pg03:

TSUBAKI:
That's right nyaa.
BOSSUN:
How long do you plan on being a cat?!

TSUBAKI:
Huh?
BOSSUN:
Don't "Huh?" me!
BOSSUN:
I'm gonna be direct! I don't know what happened, but you're behaving like
a cat for a while now!

TSUBAKI:
....? /
What are you saying, nyaa?
BOSSUN:
He still doesn't get it!

INTRO:
The client this time is... Tsubaki?

HIMEKO:
He's been weird since the school trip.
SWITCH:
Which means it must be Chuu-san's drugs.
BOSSUN:
If it's the Hypno, then he'll be able to fix it. /
Go to Chuu-san, now.
TSUBAKI:
Yeah, I'll go after this.
HIMEKO:
Speaking of cats, Nakatani-san from 2-A has 4 of them, they're really cute!
TSUBAKI:
Can we settle this first, nyaa?

pg04:

TSUBAKI:
My request is simple nyaa.

TSUBAKI:
I want to make the best poster I can, nyaa, and make sure it's of top
nyaa quality, but I can't do it by myself nyaa.
HIMEKO:
So many nyaas.

TSUBAKI:
So, Fujisaki.
How about it? /
It's your specialty.

TSUBAKI:
Help me make a decent work, nyaa!
BOSSUN:
No way, nyaa!
TSUBAKI:
Nyaa?

BOSSUN:
Hmph! Why do I have to help the Student Council? /
Since you vonluntarily took the job, then do it by your own!
HIMEKO:
Bossun!

TSUBAKI:
..... /
I see.

TSUBAKI:
I shouldn't ask for help. I'm sorry nyaa.
BOSSUN:
Huh?! /
Is it the cat influence?! Usually you'll be all /
Tsubaki: And you dare call yourselves the Sket-dan?! , right?
TSUBAKI:
Then excuse me, nyaa.
BOSSUN:
I-I got it! We'll help you!

pg05:

TSUBAKI:
I thought of the general plot.
TSUBAKI:
A guy is interested and learns about the Student Council.
TSUBAKI;
Then he saves a girl from some delinquents in the name of justice!
BOSSUN:
Why a delinquent?!

TSUBAKI:
And here's the main character concept I thought of so far.

BOSSUN:
.... Hmm.... /
Huh?
BOSSUN:
Ermmmmm... /
Ehh?!

BOSSUN:
Isn't the story about a normal guy trying to learn more about the student council!?
TSUBAKI:
That's right, nyaa.
BOSSUN:
So this is....?

TSUBAKI:
The main character, Seito Kain.
[ TN: Student Council in Japanese is "seitokai" ]
BOSSUN:
What a crappy name!

pg06:

BOSSUN:
And what's with this guy?! /
A robot?

TSUBAKI:
Kain-kun's not a robot, he's human. /
Specifically, a human with superhuman powers nyaa.
BOSSUN:
A human with superhuman powers nyaa?

BOSSUN:
Who needs that?! Just use a normal person, man! /
Actually, he has to be normal! Screw the superhuman bit!
TSUBAKI:
To attract readers from the start, I wanted them to know those in the
side of justice have superhuman-like powers to defeat evil.
HIMEKO:
What kinda idea is that, man...

BOSSUN:
And these lollipop things. /
What are they?
HIMEKO:
Ears...?

TSUBAKI;
Ah, that's the Kain Ear.
BOSSUN:
Kain Ear?

BOSSUN:
The Kain Ear can pick up a call of distress from a student anywhere.
TEXT:
Help me!
BOSSUN:
Who cares?
BOSSUN:
Is this part even relevant?!

pg07:

BOSSUN:
Is the thing on top a Kain Ear too?! /
Why does this guy have 3 ears!

TSUBAKI:
Don't panic nyaa. That's the Kain Antenna. It can pick up the thoughts of
students in trouble.
TEXT:
Help me!
HIMEKO:
Then it has the same function as the Kain Ear?!
BOSSUN:
This guy's definitely not human! Who has an antenna sticking outta their
heads?!

TSUBAKI:
By the way, the Kain Eyes can see any wrongdoing. Just because they're
small, don't underestimate them nyaa.
BOSSUN:
No, no one's underestimating anything. /
Really, we don't care about the Kain Eyes.

TSUBAKI:
And so, the new Student Council member, Kain-kun with his superhuman powers
becomes a hero of justice and become extremely popular nyaa!
BOSSUN:
Okay, now you're just messing with us! Wasn't the original message "Join the Student
Council"?! Where did the hero bit come out from?!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, Bossun.

HIMEKO:
I think that's how Tsubaki sees the Student Council. /
Like the school's heroes or something.
BOSSUN:
For real...?

HIMEKO:
Trust your brother to come up with a weird idea.
BOSSUN:
I'm not the same as this guy!

pg08:

TSUBAKI:
... And so.
TSUBAKI:
I came up with a draft for a two-page manga. Here, have a look.
BOSSUN:
Really? /
Okay, fine...

TSUBAKI:
But it looks really amateurish...
BOSSUN:
Of course, you're a beginner. Don't get so depressed.

TSUBAKI:
So, help me touch up and make this look professional somehow. /
I used a magic marker to draw Kain-kun already. The rest are in pencil,
so modify it where you see fit.
TSUBAKI:
And you have full control over the background and effects, since you know
more about them.

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Doncha think the story's kinda weird?
BOSSUN:
There's so many things I could criticise here...
I bet this guy never read a manga in his life before.
TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
Even though I have the main story written, but...
Nyaa, I don't mind if you change the story a little.
TSUBAKI:
I leave that up to you too.

TSUBAKI:
So, I'm gonna go to Chuu-san's lab to regain my humanity nyaa.
BOSSUN:
Yeah, go. /
Go and become a dog this time!
TSUBAKI:
Nyaa, like I'll nyaaing do that, nyaa!
BOSSUN:
Shut up with the nyaas, just go!

pg09:

BOSSUN:
Okay. /
G-Pen, ink, correction fluid and a ruler.
BOSSUN:
Thanks to Roman, we have all we need.
HIMEKO:
This looks really pro.

BOSSUN:
We have only one bottle of correction fluid, so use sparingly.
BOSSUN:
Himeko, don't knock it over.
HIMEKO:
I won't!

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's start from here.
BOX:
Laugh-til-you-cry gag manga!
"Entering the Student Council"
KAIN:
I'm Seito Kain!
BOSSUN:
I'm gonna draw a realistic background now.

BOSSUN:
Gotta get the perspective right...
BOSSUN:
Okay, chest-level will do. /
The focus point is here, and the vanishing point is here...

BOSSUN:
Something like this.
HIMEKO:
Damn that's good!

HIMEKO:
What's with this guy!
SWITCH:
Just what I'd expect from Roman's former assistant.
HIMEKO:
Draw me, now! Please!
BOSSUN:
Next, inking.

pg10:

HIMEKO:
Ah, the ink bottle's right here.

HIMEKO:
Ah!

HIMEKO:
Gyaaaaaah!!!

HIMEKO:
I knocked over the bottle!
BOSSUN:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOSSUN:
I told you not to, dammit!
BOSSUN:
Now look, Kain-kun's face is totally erased!

BOSSUN:
And you know, you-
HIMEKO:
Shadduuuuupppp!!!

pg11:

BOSSUN:
The fluid's dried, but...
BOSSUN:
What to do, man? /
The first panel's more or less gone.

BOSSUN:
And we're totally out of correction fluid. /
So we can't make any corrections now.

SKET:
...!!!
BOSSUN:
This is one helluva crappy start.

SWITCH:
But we can just redraw whatever's obscured by the correction fluid. /
That means we could revive Kain by drawing him again.
BOSSUN;
Ohh!! /
That's our Switch!

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's go!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, wait! If you draw it, it'll stand out too much from Tsubaki's
crappy drawings!

BOSSUN;
Huh? Even if you say that...
HIMEKO:
If Switch did it, the level should be around Tsubaki's, so let Switch do it.
BOSSUN:
Do we have to think that far?

BOSSUN:
Ah whatever. Here ya go Switch.
SWITCH:
Leave it to me.

pg12:

KAIN:
Hi, I'm Seito Kain!

BOSSUN:
The face is wrong!
HIMEKO:
The eyes weren't that big!
BOSSUN:
Don't draw whatever you like!

BOSSUN:
Didn't I said we have no correction fluid left?!
BOSSUN:
What to do now?! We can't change it!

BOSSUN:
Kain's different in the first two panels... /
Oh shit, Tsubaki's gonna be pissed...

BOSSUN:
Hmm?

BOSSUN:
Oh, I got it! /
We can fix this!
HIMEKO:
Eh? Really? /
How?

BOSSUN:
We change the face of Kain.
HIMEKO:
Ehhh?!

pg13:

BOSSUN:
See these black dots?

BOSSUN:
We circle them.

BOSSUN:
Then we add that button nose.
HIMEKO:
Can we really do that?

BOSSUN:
Then we change every panel.
HIMEKO:
Kain Eye, version 2...?

KAIN:
Oh, my Kain Ears' picking something up!

KAIN:
Ah, a girl's being harassed by a delinquent!
TEXT:
Help me!

KAIN:
I'm here to save you!

KAIN (obscured):
Helping a student in trouble is the duty of the Student Council!
GIRL:
Thank you so much!
HIMEKO:
What's with this manga?!

pg14:

BOX:
The troubles just keep coming...

BOSSUN:
Switch, whatcha doing?

BOSSUN:
What's that you're hiding!
SWITCH:
N-Not a blotch, that's for sure!
BOSSUN:
Blotch...? /
What did you do, dammit!

BOSSUN:
Ah! /
Why's there an ink stain?!
KAIN:
I'm gonna learn more about the Student Council and join them!

BOSSUN:
Stop screwing up, man!
SWITCH:
I just touched it, and I didn't know I had ink on my fingers. Then.... then!
HIMEKO:
Then why did you try to hide it? Are you 6?! /
You can't even fool Bossun with that!

BOSSUN;
....
BOSSUN:
....

BOSSUN:
No, it's okay.

BOSSUN:
Let's make it a crow.
HIMEKO:
Genius!

pg15:

HIMEKO:
Oh, a crow in the center of the sun! Awesome!
SWITCH:
It's like the crow's flying straight at us. That's cool.

BOSSUN:
Ah.

BOSSUN:
NOOOOO!!! /
I forgot to let the ink to dry before touching it!
KAIN:
Oh yeah!

BOSSUN;
Ugh...

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Let's make it a blood spurt.
HIMEKO:
Anything goes now, huh.

BOSSUN:
Hmmm, but this... /
First the crow appears, then Kain learns about the Student Council, then
his blood starts spurting all over the place.
HIMEKO:
The story doesn't flow...

pg16:

BOSSUN;
And what's with this panel full of text? Boring. /
Nobody's gonna read this.
HIMEKO:
That chunk's written in pencil anyway, let's erase it.
SWITCH:
This is starting to look too different from the original.

BOSSUN:
Okay, then the crow pecks Kain in the head!
HIMEKO:
Oh, the story adds up! /
Now we know why he's bleeding!

HIMEKO:
But Kain got hit pretty badly. He'd have a bigger wound, right?
BOSSUN:
Hmmm... So it still doesn't flow too well...

BOSSUN:
Then we add more blood.

HIMEKO:
That's fine, that's fine! He should be bleeding that much!
SWITCH:
And so Kain should be bleeding continuously after this panel.
HIMEKO:
Hey, then the delinquent appearing becomes too random...
BOX:
And so they continued-

BOX:
And the manga was published as planned.

pg17:

BOX:
Laugh-til-you-cry gag manga!
Entering the Student Council!
KAIN:
I'm Seito Kain!

KAIN:
The Student Council's so cool!
KAIN:
I wanna join then!

KAIN:
Ah! A crow!

KAIN:
GYAAAAAAAAH!!!

KAIN:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

pg18:

KAIN:
Somebody... Somebody help me!

KAIN:
Ah! He's the crow master, "Crow Claw"!

KAIN:
I gotta run away! I'll be killed!

KAIN:
Argh, this is pissing me off! I'll just punch some random guy!
GIRL:
Kyaa, Hiroshi-kun!

GIRL:
What was that for! Who punches someone suddenly like that!
KAIN:
Shaddup! I did what need to be done!

KAIN:
'Cause I'm in the Student Council!
TEXT:
Join us now!
BOX:
If you're interested in joining the Student Council, please fill in the
application form! - Student Council

pg19:

TSUBAKI:
Wonderful, woof!
BOSSUN
Huh?! /
He really became a dog!
HIMEKO:
What the hell?!
OUTRO:
This is bad, woof!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 180 by Bomber D Rufi

2011-04-09T19:10:17+00:00

No-ho-ho. Never picking this up. Maybe one day when Gintama ends I may consider it, but otherwise? I have enough text in my life to never be this bored again. Do yourselves a favor though. Wait for the normal scantlators to get to this. Maybe Hi wa mata noboru will scantlate it, but we're far off as well.

(Though to be honest, Sket's part of the collaboration was a bit funnier than Gintama's.)

Hi wa mata noboru scans only.

(Top text- Did you guys see it? The anime has finally started airing!!)

(Side text- Wh---why have these three appeared in the club room?!)

Gintoki: Wha?

Where the hell are we?

(Sfx- Shuuuuuuu fsssssssssh)

(Bottom text- A celebratory anime collaboration with Gintama!!)

SKET DANCE

002

Bossun: Gi---Gin-san!!

It's r—really him!!

Even Kagura-chan is here!

Himeko: Why are tha Gintama characters here?

Gintoki: Who the hell are these dirty ass brats?

Shinpachi: Wait! I've seen them before!

They're the Sket Dan!!

Gintoki: Scat man? Who's that?

Kagura: Gin-chan, You do not know them? They are men call out to girls in Harajuku. Then they photo graph them doing lewd things, yes?

Himeko: That's a SCOUTMAN! You've gone completely gotten the wrong idea!

Shinpachi: Look over there, Gin-san. There's no mistaking it. We're in 'Sket Dance'!

Gintoki: Ohh! I get it.

I know what 'Sket Dance' is now!!

You mean that 'crappy Gintama spinoff' right?

Bossun: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

003

Kagura: So we have arrived here at the 'crappy Yorozuya spin off'!

Bossun: Wait a sec! We're not like that now!!

Oh sure, at one time our author was once the assistant of the Gintama author...but that's ancient history...

Shinpachi: Hey! It's Houske!! So he's supposed to be the pet like character right? It does totally feel like our pet Sadaharu!

Gintoki: So you three are like a freelancer place right? Dude, I get it now! It's Gintama...but in school. Right?

Himeko: What are they talking about?!

(Sfx- Wai wai wai wai)

Gintoki: You guys forgot to put up the Yorozuya sign. We'll help.

Bossun: STOP THAT!!

Himeko: It's only been two minutes since ya'll came, and you're doin' as you want!

What did ya come here for, ya terroists?!

Bossun: Yeah! Where'd you come from all of a sudden?!

Gintoki: Well, what had happened was old man Gengai had made some kind of dimensional teleportation device. We decided to try it out, but didn't think this would happen.

Somethin' musta broke on it, and before we knew it we ended up here.

Shinpachi: To be honest, we were trying to get to fishman island.

Kagura: I do not like it there. It is like a rabbits cage. It smells like a bathroom.

Gintoki: I was expecting to be splashing in open seas, not hanging out in a plain classroom with some brats.

Bossun: For some reason, I'm sorry...

004

Gintoki: You know, after calming down, I can't help but feel really weird here....What's up with that?

Himeko: Don't go worrin about that. Right now Switch is tryin' to fix that machine of yours.

So until he's done, why don't we just have some tea?

(Sfx- Kacha kacha clack clack)

Gintoki: Hm....

So you're Bossun, huh?

Bossun: Uuh...

Himeko: What's tha matter Bossun?

Are ya happy cause Gin-san said yer name?

Bossun: He got the intonation in 'Bossun' wrong...

(Sfx- Gusunn snifffle)

Himeko: EEEH?!

005

Bossun: You don't say 'Bossun' with an emphasis on the 'Bo' but an emphasis on the 'Su'!!

{O Bos(SU)n. 'By saying it, you'll understand.}

{X (BO)ssun 'Sounds like the Lytton Report.'}

(TN- A report written in December 1931 to try and determine the cause of the Mukden incident which led to the empire of Japan's seizure of Manchuria.)

Himeko: Ain't no one gonna know that if they just read tha name.

Bossun: Gin-san would know if he watched the first episode of the anime!!

Gintoki: Ah...dude, I DID see it.

I'm serious.

Crap. Did the Sket dance anime already start?

Shinpachi: I saw it. It was on Thursday at 6.

Kagura: I was watching 'Witch House' on video.

Shinpachi: HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT BEFORE YOU'RE SICK OF IT?!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whisper whispe whisper.)

Bossun: Sniffle.

Gintoki: Look guys, there's been some kind of misunderstanding. I know about you Sket people.

Kagura: You are Himeko-chan, yes?

Himeko: Yay!

Ya remember me! Makes me proud!!

Kagura: And that one, the Shinpachi-like one. He is Switch, yes?

Shinpachi: There's no need to say that....

Kagura: He is much more handsome than Shinpachi, yes?

Shinpachi: I SAID THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY THAT!!

Switch: Thank you. It makes me happy.

006

Shinpachi: HE SOUNDS LIKE GIN-SAN!!!

(Sfx- Dopaaaan splooosh)

Bossun: SO YOU GUYS DIDN'T WATCH THE ANIME!!

Kagura: It is for real!! He looks like Shinpachi, but sounds like Gin-chan!

Switch: Puzzling.

Himeko: We've had drama CD's out already!! If ya knew about us, ya would have known that too!!

Gintoki: But we didn't even know Sket was going to get an anime...

Bossun: What, do you guys live under a rock?!

(Bottom text- Gin-san and Switch have the same Voice actor: Sugita Tomokazu.)

Switch: Pleased to meet you. I'm Sugita Tomokazu.

Gintoki: The pleasure is mine. I'm Sugita Tomokazu.

(Sfx- Peko peko bow)

Bossun: How'd we end up in THIS situation?!

Himeko: It's like what'd happen if Krillin and Luffy started hangin' out in the same manga!

???: Bossun! I've got the book you lent me!
(Sfx- Garaaa claater)

Bossun: Oh, 'sup Teppei?

Shinpachi: Hm? Teppei-san? Wasn't he the transfer student in episode one?

WE'VE GOT THE SAME VOICE!!

Himeko: That's enough already!!

(Bottom text- Their Voice actor is Sakaguchi Daisuke-san.)

007

Gintoki: Hey, does this place have a fridge? I'm itching for some Strawberry milk. D'you guys think you could go pick me up a carton?

Kagura: This Perokyan sucombu tastes funny...

But there aren't any that taste any bet----BLROOOGHHHHH!!!

Shinpachi: HEEEEEEY!!!

WHY ARE YOU BARFING HERE KAGURA-CHAN?!

(TN- Perokyan seems to be a type of lollipop. Himeko's got a unique sense of taste though..so the flavors she usually eats can range from wasabi and octopus to salted fish.)

{Dammitall...}

{This is bad.}

{I didn't notice it at first, but a Gintama-like atmosphere is beginning to eat away at this manga...}

{If this keeps up...}

{It's going to become Gintama the second!!}

Gintoki: Actually, this room isn't too bad.

Kagura: Yes! I do not want to go back now.

Gintoki: But dude, I'll bet you guys are happy.

I don't know a whole lot about you, but even through all that snarkyness, you managed to get an anime. That's good for you.

Kagura: It looks like all that talk of being canceled was just a lie, was it not? Now you don't need to worry any more.

Bossun: That's enough!! Just please go home already!

008

Gintoki: Well we WOULD go home if we could. Until that thing is fixed, we're stuck here.

Hey Sugata 2. How's it looking?

Switch: It's really quite the repair job. I've managed to fix some of it, but it is in no condition to operate.

We'll need to give it some time before testing it.

Gintoki: You heard the man. We're gonna have to depend on you guys for a bit longer.

Bossun: He sounds like a thug when he says that...

(Sfx- Kyoro Kyoro spn spin)

Gintoki: Hey buddy...

Is this really okay?

Bossun: Huh?

Gintoki: I mean...

We're just sitting around here talking....

What kind of manga is this?!

Himeko: Yer just noticin' that?

Sittin' on tha sofa and just talkin is the Sket Dance standard.

Gintoki: Those pictures look hella plain!!

009

Shinpachi: That's the truth....this classroom scene has been going on the whole time...

(Sfx- Gyoro gyoro spn spin)

Kagura: Is this truly a jump manga? It is boring, y es?

Switch: Do you normally just call others boring like this?

Kagura: If we go out to a minton, I am sure that everyone will be happier!

Himeko: Ooh, that does sound good!

Kagura: Let us go then, everyone!

Bossun: Hold it!

This is fine.

This is Sket Dance, so we're going to take a Sket stance on the matter.

Kagura: Hey Borsalino! Do you think that a boring anime as this will get ratings? You would do best not to be so naiieve!

(TN- Borsalino is the actual name of Kizaru....a One piece character.)

Gintoki: Hey, now. They've got their way of doing things, and we've got ours.

Nothing wrong with hanging out indoors. How about we all play an ancient Touzai game?

(Sfx- Waaaaaaaaaai!)

(TN- Tozai mean's east and west.)

Kagura: Yay!

Himeko: Yah! Sounds fun!

(Sfx- Kyah kyah kyah)

{That's Gin-san for you...}

{But then me on the other hand...}

{I'm trying to take over the atmosphere and change it to my whim....it's totally embarassing.}

010

Gintoki: All right, the name of the game is...

Porno video names...

Bossun: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Gintoki: Well, I mean, we're gonna play 'Porno video names that sound similar to Jump manga titles.'

Bossun: THAT AIN'T POSSIBLE!!

This is Sket Dance for gods sake!!

We don't DO things like toilet gags and stuff! We've managed to last this long without having to result to that kind of humor!! Maybe it's how you do things, but we don't want to be involved in it!!

Gintoki: What, that's no good then?

Kagura: What about this? We'll use the last part of a family name as the first part of the title name.

Gintoki: Like using 'Matsudaira Ken' and changing the title to 'Ketsudai Raman'?

Bossun: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S OKAY?!

(TN- I...don't know.)

Shinpachi: Okay, we'll do that but use Jump Manga titles instead. How about...Ritekyo Hitman Kabon?

Kagura: Soidoru.

Gintoki: Mararihyon no Nugo.

Himeko: Ew, whats a Nugo?!

Bossun: Just go HOME already! I was thinking this crossover was going to be kind of cool, like Oda-sensei and Shimabukuro-sensei's 'True meal! Devil's fruit'!! But instead it's turned into THIS!!

011

Bossun: Forget it, okay? Just sit there quietly!

Himeko: Yeah, don't go comin' into another person's territory and spredin yer Gintama-virus, ya hear?

Shinpachi: Gin-san, maybe we should just sit here quietly....

Gintoki: Hey now, that girl just called it a 'Gintama virus'. Never thought I'd hear a girl say 'balls'!!

(Sfx- Gera gera heheh)

(TN-She said Gintama-kinfu which Gintoki took to mean Tamakin, which is literally balls.)

Himeko: SHUT YER TRAP!

Shinpachi: Shut up you!!

Ah...

Himeko: Ah...
Shinpachi: Um...Sorry about that.

I'm just sorta used to being the straight man...

Himeko: Oh, that's...

Well I don't mind sharin tha load...

So it's right fine with me.

Gintoki: Shinpachi, what are you blushing over?! Hey, don't tell me you're falling for that tomboy gorilla?

Kagura: Shinpachi you are nasty! I can see the obscene desires you have in your eyes!

Shinpachi: Who's talking about Boys being ambitious?!

Himeko: Who's a boy gorilla?!

012

Shinpachi: Ah...

Himeko: Ah...

Um...

Do ya think ya could...be quiet?

Shinpachi: Whaaat?!

I just think that I should be handlin' things here. There's somthin' creepy about you doin' it too.

Shinpachi: W—Wwait a second!! Why?! Does it really matter? We've both got to do this anyway, so why not together....

Himeko: N-no I'm awful sorry about it. I just think I should handle it.

More like, what was that? 'Boys be ambitious?' Yer tryin' too hard to make yer objections Gintama-like..

Shinpachi: What are you talking abouuuuuuut?!

(Sfx- Kaaaaaaah)

Himeko: See even that 'ouuuuuuuuut' is tryin' too hard. Why did ya add it?

Yer tryin' to infect us with the Gintama-virus ain'tcha? Yer gonna die of it if ya keep that up.

Gintoki: A heated argument over positions has started over there...

Shinpachi: That's not what I'm trying to do at all?

Himeko: I already know. Why don'tcha just come out out and say it?

Shinpachi: What do you want from me?! Should I stop talking?! Would that make you happy?!

{Go for it, Himeko!!}

013

Shinpachi: Now I can't say anything!!

Gintoki: There's something to be said about not talking, but...it's just it helps relieve tension when we do.

Shinpachi: They left my glasses there!

Are they saying it's better without me there? Why?

Gintoki: Sure there are a lot of scenes in Gintama with just talking, but what really makes us shine is how overboard we go with situations.

Himeko: Yah, it's all about those 'gashaaaaaan' and dogooon' moments ain't it?

Bossun: Yeah, breaking walls, destroying stuff..

We've never even considered that.

Gintoki: Hm?

Bossun: Hm?

You know.

That 'Dogashaaaa' stuff.

Gintoki: What? Dogashaaa?

Like that?

Bossun: No, not like that. More emphasis, like 'Dogahshaaa'!

Gintoki: Dogo? Hey Kagura, do you get it?

Kagura: I don't think we will understand by discussing it.

We will have to try, yes?
014

Kagura: Like this, yes?!

(Sfx- Dogashaaaaaa thooom)

Himeko: Gyahhhhh!!

Bosuuuuuun!!!

Himeko: What'd you do that fer?! This ain't a battle manga!!

I thought we said no turnin' this into Gintamaaaaaaaaa!!

Kagura: That is very Gintama-ish.

(Sfx- Fuuiiiiin fwhsssssh)

Switch: That attack's shockwave caused the dimensional teleportation device to start working.

Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeeh?

015

Himeko: What's with this manga like development?!

Gintoki: Hey Sugita, did you really fix this thing?

Switch: Yeah, It was just a matter of waiting for enough power to get it to operate normally. Now Sugita, you'd better hurry and get on.

Gintoki: Morover, where did those hand rails come from?! Did you modify it and ad them in, Sugita?! Why's the design look so more user friendly, Sugita?!

Switch: Do you think it was too much?

Himeko: Quit yer blabberin and get on that thing!!

Shinpachi: Can I talk now, Himeko-san?

Himeko: SHUT YER TRAP!

Gintoki: All right guys, time to blow this popsicle stand!

(Sfx- Fuiiiiiiiiiiin fwwwwwwwwwwwfh)

Gintoki: Things'll be better now that us parasites are out of the way huh?

Bossun: Yeah, so get lost, will ya?
Gintoki: Farewells are only one side of the coin.

Us meeting again is a possibility too you know.

So although it may not have been the best first meeting, It was actually pretty cool to have been here today.

Bossun: Gin-san's started his awesome lecture!

Himeko: It's totally Gintama-like!

016

Gintoki: I ain't gonna go on and on about this and that, but I will say one thing to you guys.

We're in the same Jump and the same generation, living together, so let's support each other.

As comrades in arms.

Bossun: Gin-san...

Gintoki: Smell ya later.

Bossun: Gin-san!!

I'm always going to be behind you!!!

Back when we stopped being your assistant, you gave me a hand shake and said 'Let's meet again at the next new years party', as we parted ways...

Because of that, we've been able to continue on the same battle field as you!!

Himeko: Ah...Bossun, what are you goin' about? Who are ya supposed to be?

(Sfx- Yusa yusa shiff shff)

{Sorachi Memo: The next day was a auspicious occasion so we drank. Sorachi-sensei didn't attend the new years party, so in the end we really didn't get to meet again.}

017

Switch: I'm turning on the power now...

Stand back.

Gintoki: What the hell did we accomplish here anyway? We talked smack...

Met you guys...

And blew a pretty nice hole through your door.

That was one hell of a 'dogashaaa' wasn't it?

You can come hang out at our place If you want, next time.

Bossun: Hell no.

Gintoki: Well...

Take care.

Sket Dan.

(Sfx- Gaaatuuuu sheeen)

018

(Sfx- Booom)

(Sfx- Shuuuuu sfffffh)

Gin and Bossun: Huh?

Switch: Ahahah...Forgive me, perhaps I put too much power in...and the teleporation field widened.

Bossun: Eh?

Then you mean...

This is...

The Yorozuya?

All: EEEEEEEEEEEEH?!

(Side text- The collaboration continues with the 'Gintama version' on page 115!! Hurry on over!!)

SKET DANCE CHAPTER 180...............END.

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 140 by thewrong

2011-03-29T08:43:06+00:00

ch 140: A profound offline meeting.

pg01:

INTRO:
What's this song?
BOSSUN:
A blue flame~ rises!
BOSSUN:
The power~ of trust! /
Can change~ the world!

BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The shining warrior!
SFX:
bam!
SFX:
boom!
BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The future soldier!

BOSSUN:
Shian! The hopeful fighter!

BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The useless guuuuy!!
HIMEKO:
Shaddup!

HIMEKO:
What's with all the Shian Shian nonsense! /
What the hell is that?!
BOSSUN:
Ah?! You don't know? It's the theme song!

BOSSUN:
Of "Code A: Shian of the Counterattack"
TITLE TEXT:
Code A: Shian of the Counterattack
HIMEKO:
Who cares?
[ TN: Reference to Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion ]

pg02:

BOSSUN:
You catch on quick, Himeko! That's it! /
With more energy, Shian!
HIMEKO:
Who cares?!
[ TN: Himeko says "shiran", which sounds like "shian" ]

BOSSUN:
The shining warrior!
HIMEKO:
Shaddup!

HIMEKO:
Look at you, playing with toy robots and singing an anime theme song! /
What are you, a kindergarten kid?!
BOSSUN:
It doesn't matter! /
Don't insult Code A! Let me do what I want!
INTRO:
Robots... A man's romance!

BOSSUN:
Flying~ through the sky! /
Flash!
HIMEKO:
A kid. /
A kid's here...

HIMEKO:
What's he hooked on this time?
SWITCH:
Code A: Shian of the Counterattack. It's a mecha anime.

HIMEKO:
Mecha... Oh yeah, this guy loves robots.
SWITCH:
Code A's a rare orthodox mecha anime these days, obviously Bossun's
hooked.
BOSSUN:
So cool...
HIMEKO:
Is it interesting?
SWITCH:
Yeah. The last episode aired the day before. The deep plot sparked a
huge debate among fans.

pg03:

HIMEKO:
I doubt he'll comprehend a deep plot.
HIMEKO:
I bet he doesn't get it like how Switch does.

SFX:
*knock*

BOSSUN:
Ahem.
BOSSUN:
Hey, Switch.

BOSSUN:
Hit me with a quiz.
HIMEKO:
Ehhh?!

SWITCH:
Ohh? YOu wish to challenge me to a game of knowledge?
HIMEKO:
Don't do it Bossun! You'll get owned!
BOSSUN:
Shut up! Just give me already!

SWITCH:
Then, in episode 16. The Ebyn's mass production combat gear "Set" prototype
was sent to battle and only one line. What was its name?
HIMEKO:
Waaah, a weird question off the bat!

HIMEKO:
Switch, cut it out! Don't be childish too! /
Bossun's gonna cry, you know?

BOSSUN:
Catherine.
SWITCH:
Correct.
HIMEKO:
YOu knew?!

pg04:

HIMEKO:
Bossun, you're an otaku too?!
SWITCH:
Not bad for a rookie, Bossun.
BOSSUN:
Ha! Told you so! I know everything related to Code A!

SWITCH:
Question No. 2.
HIMEKO:
This guy's all fired up too!

SWITCH:
Shian's sister is
BOSSUN:
Purple!
SWITCH:
And
HIMEKO:
What?!

SWITCH:
Purple's favourite colour is?
HIMEKO:
Huh?!
HIMEKO:
Who cares?!

BOSSUN:
Purple!
SWITCH:
Correct.
HIMEKO:
What's going on?!

HIMEKO:
Ahhh, I don't give a crap anymore!
SWITCH:
That info only appeared in the Complete Data Book. Not bad.
BOSSUN:
Ha! I already read that book!
HIMEKO:
They're so Hyped, it's irritating.

pg05:

BOSSUN:
The Anstar Corporation, which developed the Combat Gears, had a dog
in the lab. In its litter of 5, what's the name of the 3rd puppy?
HIMEKO:
Enough!
HIMEKO:
What kinda question is that?!

HIMEKO:
A puppy's name?! Isn't this anime about Combat Gears?

SWITCH:
Catherine.
HIMEKO:
Wow...

BOSSUN:
Correct!
HIMEKO:
Catherine... Wait, isn't that the name of the prototype? /
They should've used the names of the 1st or 2nd puppy! ... No, I can't
get involved!

BOSSUN:
Whew, that's our Switch. Seems like you know even the finest detail.
SWITCH:
This quiz battle will end up in a draw.
SWITCH:
So how about this.

SWITCH:
Bossun, wanna try going to a offline meeting?

BOSSUN:
O-Offline meeting?
SWITCH:
The Vivage City Code A community planned it. I'm going under the name of
Polunka.
SWITCH:
We'll have a deep discussion and the MVP of the day walks away with a
shiny Thunder figure. We can decide who's the bigger maniac there.

pg06:

HIMEKO:
Oi Switch, don't even think about it.
HIMEKO:
Bossun won't be interested in an otaku gathering-

BOSSUN:
Offline meeting...
HIMEKO:
What's that sparkle?!

HIMEKO:
No way you can argue with a group of otakus! /
Switch, take back what you said!
SWITCH:
I just sent an RSVP for you. Your handle's Yu~suke, okay?
BOSSUN:
Thanks Switch!
HIMEKO:
That was quick!

HIMEKO:
I don't care anymore!
SWITCH:
The meeting's in two days. I'll lend you some materials, study up.
BOSSUN:
Thanks Switch!

BOSSUN:
The Code A artwork and design book... /
I'm forever in your debt, Switch!
BOSSUN:
Hmm, what's this? Code A...

BOSSUN:
This is "The Compass of Education for Teenagers"! /
Don't sneak in unrelated books in here!
SWITCH:
Tch, you found out...
HIMEKO:
I really don't care!

pg07:

RUMI:
Onii-chan, I accidentally burnt some cookies! /
Eat them!

RUMI:
Ugh.

TV:
Shian! Use the Plasma Cracker!
TV:
Rogero!

BOSSUN:
Hmm, Sodon's Bahnia total propulsion power...
BOSSUN:
The Allied Forces' ranks... mm...

RUMI:
Onii-chan's an otaku!

pg08:

RUMI:
I bet it's Switch's fault!
RUMI:
I'm gonna yell at that guy!
BOSSUN:
Ah.

BOSSUN:
I almost dozed off there... /
I won't be able to beat the otakus at this rate.
BOSSUN:
I've memorised the books on this side, but... /
So sleepy...

BOSSUN:
Alright, it's been a while since I used that! /
Concentration!

BOSSUN:
Equip!

BOSSUN:
Whoa, my mind is so clear! /
Everything's going in!
BOSSUN:
Lessee, " This is a message to all teenagers. The rising number of shut-ins is of
great concern."

BOSSUN:
Hmm? "This is a serious problem in society. The crux is that teenagers these
days have low self-esteem, constantly worried about how others see them and
thinking that they are not important..."

BOSSUN:
This is "The Compass of Education for Teenagers"! /
Don't lend me this, dammit!

pg09:

BOX:
On the actual day,

BOSSUN:
Huh?! Really?!

BOSSUN:
Switch caught a cold and can't come?!
PHONE:
Subject: I caught a cold! ("'Д`") /
It's been kinda cold these days, don't you think? /
((;*Д*))o=3=3 *coughcough* /
And so, I caught a cold (lol) /
I can't come today, lolololol /
Take care Bossun! /
*achoo* /
('>Д<)3**..**..

BOSSUN:
Shut up!
PHONE:
(((+Д+)o=3=3 *coughcough* /
(||'Д`)3=3=3 /
(つ*'3`)つ ...*Achoo!* /
Menu Display Check

BOSSUN:
Wait wait wait! If you're not coming, then... /
I'm alone?
GUY:
Ah, Yu~suke-san.

GUY:
EVeryone's here, so,
GUY:
Let's go, shall we?

BOSSUN:
..... /
Ah, okay...

pg10:

BOSSUN:
I feel so helpless! Damn you Switch, why didja catch a cold now?!
BOSSUN:
I'm really bad in a new environment for the first time!

GUY:
Everyone got their drink? Then, let's have a toast!

BOSSUN;
Ch-
GUYS:
Siegfried!

pg11:

TEXT:
What? What was that! Oh, the Ebain Army's verson of hooray! We use it now?!
TEXT:
I have no clue!!!

GUY:
Then, everyone introduce themselves! /
Your name, and one thing you like!

TEXT:
Oh yeah, self-introductions! Time to appeal to the otakus!
TEXT:
I'm Yu~suke, and I'm a big fan of Code A! /
I think it's the best in Japan, and I know a lot about it! /
My favourite combat gear's the Dugg! /
Nice to meet you!

TEXT:
Yes, this makes me sound like an otaku!
GUY:
Okay, let's start with you!

GUY:
I'm Walos Walos Warabimochi.
BOSSUN:
What?!

BOSSUN:
What was that?!
GUY:
I'm 38.
BOSSUN:
He's that old?!
GUY:
My favourite gear is the Dugg.
TEXT:
Oh, the Dugg- Not bad-
BOSSUN:
Argh!

GUY:
I like Code A, but actually I'm a fan of the producer, so I watched all his
previous works.
BOSSUN:
He's hardcore!
GUY:
Nice to meet you.
BOSSUN:
Help me, anybody!

pg12:

GUY:
I'm "Splatter Sandayuu", 41, from Shizuoka.
[ TN: Shizuoka's about 150km from Tokyo ]
TEXT:
That's really far! How much did we want to come to this meeting!
GUY:
I don't have a favourite gear or character. I like a series itself, so
I don't care for moe characters and such.
TEXT:
Then what's with that shirt?!

GUY:
I'm "Only Twenty Thousand Yen in my Account ROFL", 44.
TEXT:
That's really bad, you know? Especially at your age!
GUY:
My favourite FNSM's the Jail Storm Attack. Especially in episode 23.
I thought the plot was great in that!
TEXT:
What's FNSM?! Ah, Finishing Move?! Who abbreviates that?!

GUY:
I am "Going my Way", 29!
GUY:
My favourite FNSM is the Frankenstein!
TEXT:
This guy's overly high!
TEXT:
FNSM's a standard acronym?!

GUY:
I'm "Purple's my Wife".
TEXT:
Huh?
GUY:
My favourite writer's Sudou Tsutomu.
BOSSUN:
Huh? He has a favourite writer?
GUY:
PoNiReBo's stories are the best.
TEXT:
I don't get anything anymore! And really, what's with that handle?!

pg13:

GUY:
I'm YunYun Bloody Star (remix) @ Suzuki Killer Machine.
BOSSUN:
Enough! This one's beyond nonsense!
GUY:
My favourite scene is when Shian used Artemis's Piprick as a political tool, also known
as the Majemaro Speech. I think the seiyuus' ad-libs were excellent.
TEXT:
Someone, save meeeee!!!!

BOSSUN:
This world is deeper than I thought! I shouldn't have come alone!
GUY:
And the last person.

BOSSUN:
Oh, erm... I'm...

BOSSUN:
Er...
BOSSUN:
Ah...

BOSSUN:
I'm... /
Erm, Yu~suke...
BOSSUN:
I like Code A, I think I know everything about it.

BOSSUN:
My favourite combat gear is, err... /
The Dugg...

BOSSUN:
Nice to me chu... I mean, meet you.
TEXT:
Let me go home!

pg14:

BOSSUN:
It's so embarassing for a non-otaku like me!
GUY:
Okay, now everyone had their turn. Do get along!

GUY:
Let's start off with a song!
BOSSUN;
!!

TEXT:
A song! Yes! The main theme's a cinch for me!
TEXT:
If I could pull it off, I'll be respected!

BOSSUN:
Flying~

GUYS:
through the sky!
GUYS
Flash!
BOSSUN:
!!!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
There's chereography?!

GUY:
A blue flame~

GUY:
rises!

TEXT:
What
BOSSUN:
The power~ of trust! /

TEXT:
What am I doing?

TEXT:
I feel so ashamed!
TEXT:
Why am I mimicking the moves halfheartedly!

TEXT:
Ah, that's it!
BOSSUN:
Excuse me, can I have the mic?
GUY:
Sure.

pg16:

TEXT:
I got the mic!
BOSSUN:
Shian! The hopeful fighter!
BOSSUN:
Shian! The useless guuuuy!!!
BOSSUN:
It won't look awkward if I don't dance!

MUSIC:
Chala Chala Chala Cha Cha Chakacha!
BOSSUN:
Hm?

MUSIC:
Chachachala Lalala Chakaka~~
BOSSUN:
Hmmm?!?!?!

MUSIC:
Mii Mii Mimimi Miii Miiii~

BOSSUN:
Verse 2?!
BOSSUN:
I don't know how the second verse goes!

BOSSUN:
And it's a rap?!
MUSIC:
Mii Mimi Miimimimi~
BOSSUN:
It's too fast, dammit!

GUY:
*peek*
GUY:
*peek*

BOSSUN:
.... Ah...

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Mumblemumblejumblemumble~
BOSSUN:
Lalalalala~ Hey!
BOX:
After this, Bossun

BOX:
Didn't

BOX:
Speak a word.

BOX:
10 minutes to the end...
GUY:
We're almost at the end, so. /
Let's say a few words as to that the most important message of Code A is.

GUY:
I believe this topic has been brought up countless of times.
GUY:
While the battles between combat gears are superbly animated, it also tells
us the causes, drama and consequences of war to us who never experienced it,
ultimately promoting peace.

GUY:
Well, that intepretation, while varying slightly from person to person,
has been a popular one. I believe we should explore other possibilities,
so if anyone has an fresh idea...

pg18:

GUY:
Ah, the youngest amongst us, Yu~suke-san, barely spoke a word today.
How about you share your idea?

BOSSUN:
Eh? I...
TEXT:
W-W-What should I do?
BOSSUN:
I'm fine...
TEXT:
Message?

TEXT:
Message Message Message Message

TEXT:
Message...
TITLE:
The Compass of Education for Teenagers

BOSSUN:
Code A is... Code A is!

BOSSUN:
Code A is a message to all teenagers. The rising number of shut-ins is of
great concern. This is a serious problem in society. The crux is that teenagers
these days have low self-esteem, constantly worried about how others see them and
thinking that they are not important.
BOSSUN:
But just like war, young men and women each have to fight for their own destiny
and believe in themselves and their peers.

pg19:

BOSSUN:
So fight on! Even if people around you are more privileged! /
For when you step out of the garden of education, a fateful battlefield
awaits each and every one of you!

BOSSUN:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
Eh? I think I just said something weird...

GUY:
Wow...
GUY:
Whoa...

GUY:
WHOOOAAAAA!!!!!
GUY:
Yu~suke san!
GUY:
What a splendid insight!
GUY:
I'm moved!
BOSSUN:
Eh?

GUY:
You're a god!
BOSSUN:
Huh?!

SWITCH:
Tch.
OUTRO:
A new skill discovered?!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 139 by thewrong

2011-03-25T02:37:31+00:00

ch 139: A confusing group of people.

pg01:

INTRO:
Back to everyday school life-

SIGN:
In the care of the Fujisaki family during the school trip.

BOSSUN:
Alright, next topic,

BOSSUN:
"Common-sounding female names".
HIMEKO:
Eh?!

HIMEKO:
Again with the "common-sounding" series? And this time with names?
SWITCH:
I think the topic's too vague. Doesn't everything work?
BOSSUN:
Course not, they have to seem really really common.
HIMEKO:
Give us an example then.
BOSSUN:
Hmm, lessee...

BOSSUN:
Suzuki Megumi.
HIMEKO:
Ohhh!!

pg02:

HIMEKO:
It sure sounds like there's loads of Suzuki Megumis walking around! /
I betcha there's one in this school!
TEXT:
Suzuki Megumi.
BOSSUN:
Told ya. /
Your turn.

HIMEKO:
Hmmmmmm...

HIMEKO:
Kai Yoshimi.
BOSSUN;
Ehh?!

BOSSUN:
What was that?! There's no Kai Yoshimi! Actually, I think there's one,
but there's no Kai Yoshimi!
HIMEKO:
Really? I know she exists!
BOSSUN:
And who starts off with something so obscure! Go with something more common!

SWITCH:
Nakamura Mai.
HIMEKO:
Whoaaaa!! That sounds super common!

HIMEKO:
I bet the first girl I find on the streets is a Nakamura Mai! /
You guys are good at this!
BOSSUN:
It's not that hard! /
Try again, Himeko!

HIMEKO:
Hagiwara Midori.
BOSSUN:
E-erm....

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Look, I know there's gotta be a Hagiwara Midori somewhere, but!
There's so many more options!
HIMEKO:
It's really hard!
BOSSUN:
It's not, I can think of one right now.

BOSSUN:
Itou Aya.
HIMEKO:
Wooowww!!!
SFX:
*knock knock*

HIMEKO:
Hmm? / Someone's at the window?
BOSSUN:
It's been a while since our last client.
SWITCH:
Maybe it's an Itou Aya, hahaha.

BOSSUN:
I wouldn't be surprised.

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I'm from 1-D, Hagiwara Midori.
SKET:
A Hagiwara Midori?!
INTRO:
Coincidence? Inevitability?!

pg04:

BOSSUN:
What...? / Army man?
BOSSUN:
You dropped an army man figure how?

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I'm from the figurine club, my clubroom's on the second floor.
BOSSUN:
Oh yeah, you guys are right above us.

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I was planning to form a WWII German army diorama, so I was spray-painting
an army man figure by the window and accidentally dropped it.
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I looked for a while, but I can't seem to find it... /
And that's my situation.
BOSSUN:
Really...?
SWITCH:
A girl that's into war re-enactment? Seems like this school has many more
underground otakus.

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
And then I found myself beside your clubroom, so...
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
If you're free, could you help me look for it too?
BOSSUN:
Alright, let's go!
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
That was quick!

BOSSUN:
I don't think there's gonna be any other clients today anyway.
HIMEKO:
We should tell her what we were doing just now when we were bored to death.
SFX:
*knock knock*
SWITCH:
Hmm? Another person?

pg05:

HAGIHARA MIDORI:
I'm Hagihara Midori from 1-D.

SKET:
Hmm?

SKET:
...
BOSSUN:
Huh?
BOSSUN:
The same name?
HAGIHARA MIDORI:
Hmm?

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
No, my family name's Hagiwara.
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
And the kanji for Midori is the same as "green".

HAGIHARA MIDORI:
And I'm Hagihara. /
My Midori's the kanji for "jade".
HIMEKO:
Ahhhhh so close!!

BOSSUN:
But this is somehow awesome! What a freaking coincidence!
HIMEKO:
Both of you, shake hands!
HAGIHARA MIDORI:
Why?!

pg06:

HAGIHARA MIDORI:
I just picked up a cell phone from nearby.

HAGIHARA MIDORI:
I would've handed this over to the General Office, but I'm still having
club activities and you guys were just next door, so can you help me find
the owner?
BOSSUN:
Ah, a lost cell phone...
HIMEKO:
You're from the softball team? Thanks for your trouble.

BOSSUN:
D'you know the owner?
SWITCH:
I have the same type of phone. You can check for the owner information
with this.

PHONE:
Ogiwara Midori /
Phone no. Info Settings /
Add

BOSSUN:
... Hagiwara Midori?

BOSSUN:
She's right here. / Here ya go.
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Ah!
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
It's not mine!

BOSSUN:
Ehh? But it says Hagiwara Midori right here...
SWITCH:
No...

pg07:

SWITCH:
Look at the pronouciation. It's Ogiwara Yukari.
PHONE:
Name /
Ogiwara Yukari /
Pronounciation /
Ogiwara Yukari /
Number
HIMEKO:
The kanji's really similar!

BOSSUN:
Whoa, this is even more awesome than just now!
HIMEKO:
Wow, I'm really awed! Who knew this could actually happen? Gimme a while,
I'm gonna make some tea!
HAGIHARA MIDORI:
It's okay! I have to go already!
SWITCH:
Then we'll keep this phone for now. And now we know that Hagiwara Midori
can be considered as a common-sounding name!
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
WHat was that for?!

BOSSUN:
Alright. /
What do we do with this... /
We know who we belong to, but her phone's here, so we can't contact her.

HIMEKO:
How about we pass it to the office, or call her parents?
BOSSUN:
Switch, any data about Ogiwara Yukari?
SWITCH:
My data's mostly on the 2nd and 3rd years, but Ogiwara Yukari may be
a 1st year.

BOSSUN:
A 1st year, hmm... How about we ask Jin or Koma-chan?
BOSSUN:
Though I doubt they'll just happen to know her... No way it's gonna
be that convenient.

pg08:

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I know Ogiwara Yukari-san.
BOSSUN:
Really?! THAT convenient?!

BOSSUN:
You actually know who Ogiwara Yukari-san is, Ogiwara-san?!
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
I'm Hagiwara...
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
And I don't know her personally, but my friend mentions her all the time.

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Then I'm gonna call her to ask Ogiwara Yukari-san here, okay?
SFX:
*beepbeep*
BOSSUN:
Thanks loads!
BOSSUN:
It's as if the god of coincidence decided to bless this room today.
HIMEKO:
You got that right.
HIMEKO:
By the way, what's her name?

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Hagiwara Yukari.
SKET:
What?!

BOSSUN:
Eh? Isn't Hagiwara Yukari the owner of that phone?
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Hey, Yukari, are you free now?
SWITCH:
No, it's Ogiwara Yukari.
HIMEKO:
Wait, I'm losing track of who's who here!

pg09:

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Yukari's with Yukari-san right now,so she's coming to collect her phone
now.
BOSSUN:
Ah, that's great... Wait, who's coming again?
SWITCH:
Yukari-san, who lost her phone.
HIMEKO:
So confusing...

BOSSUN:
Er... You dropped something too and want us to help you find it, right?
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Ah, yes!
HIMEKO:
Sorry about that phone business just now. What did you drop?

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
My army man.
SKET:
Ehhh?!?!

BOSSUN:
Phone?! Oh wait, you mean, army man?
HIMEKO:
That's right, an army man figurine. /
Everything just seems so confusing today.

SWITCH:
Honestly, with that Ogiwara and Hagiwara stuff, it's so doublesome!
HIMEKO:
You mean, troublesome!
BOSSUN:
Don't do wordplay jokes now, please.
[ TN: Troublesome is "Mugirawashii" in Japanese. Switch mispronounces it
as "Mugiwarashii" to pun on Hagiwara and Ogiwara ]

OGIHARA YUKARI:
Excuse me!
BOSSUN:
Ah, the owner's here.

pg10:

OGIHARA YUKARI:
Erm,
OGIHARA YUKARI:
I'm Ogihara Yukari! /
I lost my cell phone right around here!

BOSSUN:
You're fast.
HIMEKO:
Here ya go!
OGIHARA YUKARI:
Wow! /
It's my phone!
OGIHARA YUKARI:
Someone found it!

OGIHARA YUKARI:
Thank you so so much! /
To show my appreciation, here's a gift...
BOSSUN:
No, it's okay!

OGIHARA YUKARI:
Here, a Muay Thai figurine.
SKET:
What?!
OGIHARA YUKARI:
I'm a big fan of him, cause his name's really similar to mine. He's
"Yuuri Mogihara".
HIMEKO:
Stop making things more complicated!

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
An army man figurine?
BOSSUN:
No, a Muay Thai figurine!
HIMEKO:
I don't think I can take anymore of this...

OGIHARA YUKARI:
Then, I'll be off! Thanks for everything!
BOSSUN:
Oi! Your Muay Thai guy!
HIMEKO:
Don't lose your phone again!

YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
Excuse me!
BOSSUN:
Hmm?

pg11:

YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
I picked up a cell phone, see.
SKET:
EHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!

BOSSUN:
Come on, again?! And it's the same phone!
HIMEKO:
Didn't you drop by earlier?
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
No I didn't.

YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
Ah, I forgot to introduce myself.

YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
I'm Yahagihara Midori.
SKET:
Ehhhhhh?!!!

BOSSUN:
No, I'm 100% sure you came by earlier! /
You're from the softball team, right?
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
No I didn't. Did you mistake me for Hagihara Yukari-chan? /
I'm Yahagihara, and Midori's in hiragana.
HIMEKO:
Wait wait wait!

YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
People say our name and face and hairstyle are very similar.
BOSSUN:
Then just change your hairstyle, dammit!

SWITCH:
And the phone's owner is Ogihara Yukari.
HIMEKO:
Oh my god, enough already!
PHONE:
Name /
Ogihara Yukari /
Pronounciation /
Ogihara Yukari /
Number

pg12:

HIMEKO:
How many Hagiwaras and Ogiwaras are there in this school?!
YAHAGIHARA MIDORI:
Then I'll be off...
SWITCH:
The most irritating part is that the kanji for Yukari is different,
one's purple and the other's green.
BOSSUN:
God of coincidence, please stop! Go somewhere already!

SFX:
*huff*
OGIWARA YUKARI:
Excuse me!
BOSSUN:
Who's it this time!?

OGIWARA YUKARI:
I lost my cell phone!
BOSSUN:
Uwaaaaah!!!
HIMEKO:
What's your name this time?!

OGIWARA YUKARI:
I'm Ogiwara Yukari!
HIMEKO:
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

BOSSUN:
Hm? Ogiwara? / Then this phone...
OGIWARA YUKARI:
That's mine!

OGIWARA YUKARI:
Ah, thank you so much! Sorry for intruding!
OGIWARA YUKARI:
Ah, /
Would you accept a Transformer as a gift?
HIMEKO:
No, we don't! It's as complicated as it is!

OGIWARA YUKARI:
Sorry for intruding!

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Anyway...
HIMEKO:
Case closed.

HIMEKO:
Ahhhh, let's just have some tea. /
And when did we become a lost-and-found corner?
BOSSUN:
....
SWITCH:
We're freelancers, after all.

BOSSUN:
.... Hey, hang on.

BOSSUN:
...Something
TEXT:
Wow! It's my phone! /
Someone found it!
BOSSUN:
Seems off...

BOSSUN:
What's the name of the first girl that came to collect her phone?
HIMEKO:
Ehhhh, isn't it Ogiwara Yukari-san?
SWITCH:
I thought it was Ogihara.

BOSSUN:
Which is it?
HIMEKO:
Erm... lessee...

SKET:
....

BOSSUN:
This is bad! Let's settle and think through this! /
I lost track of everything...
HIMEKO:
Let's write down the names of those that appeared first.
BOSSUN:
Switch, pen and paper!
SWITCH:
Gotcha.

pg14:

BOSSUN:
Okaaaaaay, first. /
The first person that came to give us a lost cell phone was from the
softball team, right?
BOSSUN:
The Pelorin doll represents her.

BOSSUN:
What was her name again?
SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
Ermmmm...
BOSSUN:
I think...
HIMEKO:
The first one was

HIMEKO:
Kai Yoshimi?
BOSSUN:
What the hell?!

BOSSUN:
This has nothing to do with Kai Yoshimi! And I bet she doesn't exist in this
school!
HIMEKO:
I don't know, and maybe she does!
SWITCH:
Let's just use a nickname for now, since we don't remember.

SWITCH:
Hogiwara will do.
CARD:
Hogiwara.
BOSSUN:
Don't throw in another similar name, dammit!
HIMEKO:
Let's just call her Pelorin!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
And so, this Pelorin-san brought us a phone.
SFX:
*knock*
BOSSUN:
And it belonged to.... /
Hmm.....

BOSSUN:
Errrrrr
BOSSUN:
....

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Ogiwara Yukari-san.
SKET:
That's it!

SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
What's your name again?
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Hagiwara Midori.
BOSSUN:
Aha, that's right! Hmmm, let's write your name down too. /
And what were you looking for?

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
My army man.
TEXT:
I've been waiting all this time.
BOSSUN:
Oh yeah, I remember now! /
Um okay, can we put that on hold for a while?

BOSSUN:
Then Hagiwara-san, your friend was involved too, right?
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Yup! /
She's Hagiwara Yukari.

BOSSUN:
And your friend, Yukari,
BOSSUN:
knows this Yukari-san.
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Y-Yeah...
HIMEKO:
What's this chapter about?!

pg16:

HIMEKO:
Anyway, the second phone. /
Who brought it here?
BOSSUN:
I kinda remember. /
She looks like this Pelorin!

BOSSUN:
NO NO NO!!!

BOSSUN:
What's wrong with you! I meant the girl the Pelorin represents! /
She has a similar name, hairstyle and face as the second person!
HIMEKO:
Ahhh that's right! /
But I still can't remember her name...

BOSSUN:
Since we can't remember, let's call her Belorin for now.
SIGN:
Belorin.
HIMEKO:
This is seriously tiring for my brain...

BOSSUN:
And the crux is, who does the second phone she picked up belong to.
SIGN:
Belorin.
BOSSUN:
Anyone got a clue?

SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
Why does everybody's memory in this room suck so much!
BOSSUN:
It happened just now!
HIMEKO:
You forgot too, moron!

pg17:

BOSSUN:
And what's with this table?! /
What's this arrangement?! Alice in Wonderland?!
SIGN (RIGHT TO LEFT):
Belorin / Pelorin / Hagiwara Yukari / Ogiwara Yukari
HIMEKO:
Screw that, Let's just get who's who right first! /
DOn't we have a hint or something?!

SWITCH:
That's it, there were two whose names are kanji for "purple" and "green".
HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Yeah, we have "green" for that lollipop there.

HAGIWARA MIDORI:
Oh! The Pelorin is Hagihara Midori!
SIGN:
Pelorin.
BOSSUN:
You remembered that instead?! Never mind, let's write it down!

SWITCH:
And I remember that Belorin's Yahagihara Midori!
BOSSUN:
Yes, we got Belorin's real name!

BOSSUN:
And the second phone?!
SKET:
......!!
HIMEKO:
What the hell?!

BOSSUN:
Why?! Who cares about Pelorin and Belorin! /
Somebody, remember the phone's owner instead, dammit!
HIMEKO:
But everybody's names are so similar...

pg18:

BOSSUN:
The problem's this Muay Thai boxer! /
The first girl who retrieved a phone gave us this Yuuri Mogiwara, right?
HIMEKO:
Why can you remember Yuuri Mogiwara!

SKET:
Hmm?!

BOSSUN:
That girl's name sounds like Yuuri Mogiwara...
HIMEKO:
Oh yeah!
BOSSUN:
So... Mogiwara...

BOSSUN:
Aha, Ogihara!
BOSSUN:
She's Ogihara Yukari!

BOSSUN:
So there's something wrong after all!
The phone belongs to Ogiwara Yukari!
SIGN:
Ogihara Yukari /
Ogiwara Yukari
BOSSUN:
She retrieved the wrong phone!

BOSSUN:
...!!
SWITCH:
So they took the wrong phones.

TEXT:
What to do!

pg19:

TEXT:
I-I think it'll be fine!

TEXT:
Why?!

TEXT:
If we wait here, they'll notice they got the wrong phone and come back! /
Then say so earlier!

GUY:
Excuse me!
BOSSUN:
Oh!
BOSSUN:
Speak of the devil.
HIMEKO:
She's here already!

KANNO TAKASHI:
I'm Kanno Takashi, and I picked up Sugano Kouji's phone...
TEXT:
Enough, for god's sake!
OUTRO:
The trouble continues-

The girls' names form the bulk of the running gag this chapter, For comparison:

Name / Pronounciation / First mentioned in
萩原縁 / Hagiwara Midori / pg 03
萩原翠 / Hagihara Midori /pg 05
荻原縁 / Ogiwara Yukari /pg 06
萩原ゆかり /Hagiwara Yukari / pg 08
矢萩原みどり / Yahagihara Midori / pg 11
荻原紫 /Ogihara Yukari / pg 11 (but appeared in pg 10)

Another gag is the things the girls dropped.

Hagiwara Midori dropped an army man figurine, which is called "heitai" in Japanese.
A cell phone, which the two Yukaris dropped, is called a "keitai" in Japanese.
And "Muay Thai" sounds like "heitai" and "keitai".
The 2nd Yukari also tried to give the Sket-dan a Transformer figurine (pronounced "hentai")

Lastly, in the last page, Kanno Takashi (菅野孝志) picks up Sugano Kouji's (菅野孝治) phone.

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 138 by thewrong

2011-03-20T04:19:28+00:00

ch 138: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 7

pg01:

BOX:
Suyaki Terracotta's Summary.
[ TN: Suyaki refers to fired pottery ]
TEXT:
Hey, I'm a suyaki terracotta! /
Well, I look just like a normal pot. I can't speak, but I'm the storyteller
this time! (star)/
I know, I know! Nobody needs the summary anymore! /
And I know my name doesn't even come close to sounding like "Storyteller"! /
It's not my fault the mangaka ran out of ideas! I bet he just thinks that
anything that starts with S and T works! /
Anyway, enjoy the climax of the school trip arc!

BOSSUN:
What d'you think of Saaya?
INTRO:
A reluctant Himeko asks!

HIMEKO:
Er, I think she's a real tsundere, I guess.
BOSSUN:
That wasn't what I meant!

pg02:

pg03:

BOSSUN;
About Saaya...
BOSSUN:
Er...
BOSSUN:
As a girl, what d'you think of her, I mean.

HIMEKO:
None of your business! Don't ask me that kinda question!
BOSSUN:
Don't shout, moron!
BOSSUN:
Just answer me, stupid!

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
I see her as a friend, I suppose...

BOSSUN:
...

pg04:

BOSSUN:
Just now.
HIMEKO:
Hmm?

BOSSUN:
I met Saaya just now.
BOSSUN:
She said she wanted to talk to me.

HIMEKO:
Ehh?! Really? /
D-Did you...
BOSSUN:
Yeah, I answered like how you would.

BOSSUN:
Then... / She asked me.

BOSSUN:
"What do you think of Himeko-chan?", she said.

pg05:

HIMEKO:
Ohh... / Why would she...
BOSSUN:
I dunno.

BOSSUN:
She must've got the wrong idea when she saw us sticking together all the time, see.
BOSSUN:
Remember what happened with Jin?

HIMEKO:
Oh yeah, that. /
And don't say "all the time", it's weird, man!

HIMEKO:
Hmmm...

pg06:

HIMEKO:
Eh... / then? what?
BOSSUN:
Huh?
HIMEKO:
She asked you, remember.

HIMEKO:
What did you tell her?

HIMEKO:
If you were me,
HIMEKO:
How would you answer?

BOSSUN:
....

BOSSUN:
I told her, "she's just a friend".

pg07:

HIMEKO:
I see.

BOSSUN:
...
BOSSUN:
Was that okay?

BOSSUN:
I'm not you, so I don't know what the correct answer is.

BOSSUN:
What's your answer?

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
Hmm.
HIMEKO:
Lessee...

pg08:

HIMEKO:
I think I'd have said the same thing.

BOSSUN:
Is that so.

pg09:

BOSSUN:
Let's sleep.
HIMEKO:
Mm...
HIMEKO:
Yeah.

HIMEKO:
Time to sleep.

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Well,
HIMEKO:
I never thought about that before...

pg10:

HIMEKO:
Until now...

pg11:

HIMEKO:
Slept well?
BOSSUN:
Mmm.

BOSSUN:
Like a log.

BOSSUN:
I'm getting used to your body.
HIMEKO:
Don't joke about that, please.

pg12:

BOSSUN:
Ah! EVerybody's awake now!
HIMEKO:
Aww, let's change and go to the toilet, now!

HIMEKO:
Didja bring the blindfold?
BOSSUN:
Yeah! / Oh wait, the headphones!
HIMEKO:
Hurry up!

BOSSUN:
Move it, move it!
HIMEKO:
I made new nose plugs for you.
BOSSUN:
This feels like daily routine already...

BOSSUN:
What's this guy acting cool for?!
HIMEKO:
Are you supposed to be Tao Bai Bai!?
[ TN: Tao Bai Bai's a character from Dragonball who always keeps his arms behind his back ]

pg13:

pg14:

ONEESAN:
Everyone! / Is anybody missing?

ONEESAN:
We're faded, lack of tools now!
HIMEKO:
It's "We're headed back to school now"!

CHUUMA:
If mankind became one...

CHUUMA:
It'll be interesting.
HIMEKO:
What's that despair towards humanity about?!
BOSSUN:
The school trip's over! Get motivated already!

HIMEKO:
Doncha have an antidote for that?!
CHUUMA:
Maybe... / and maybe not...
CHUUMA:
Remembering stuff is so troublesome...
BOSSUN:
I can't see him like this anymore! / Please let there be an antidote!

pg15:

CHUUMA:
Ah, I think I have a motivational drug back in my lab...
CHUUMA:
I'll be so motivated after taking that.
HIMEKO:
G-Got it, just go to sleep already. /
I can't bear to watch him.

CHUUMA:
Sorry 'bout that, once we get back I'll make enough Soul Swaps for the whole world.
HIMEKO:
Don't!
BOSSUN:
And didn't you say you had a stock back in school?!

CHUUMA:
Ahh... I gotta fetch Suzu from my parents' home... So troublesome.
HIMEKO:
Hmm, something smells... /
Hey, there's something on the back of your ear.
BOSSUN:
Don't do that!
BOSSUN:
Who the hell sniffs every part of another person's body?!
SWITCH:
...

SWITCH:
Why did this happen...

pg16:

TEXT:
Take care on the way home! /
Ciao~ /
Can I hitch a ride? /
Byebye!

HIMEKO:
Now!
HIMEKO:
Fix us!

HIMEKO:
Where's the pills, Chuu-san?!
CHUUMA:
Just swallow whatever's on the table...
BOSSUN:
It's for your sake too, y'know?!
BOSSUN:
Where's the Soul Swaps and motivational drug? /
This drawer?!

HIMEKO:
Ugh!
BOSSUN:
There are so many more fishy pills!

CHUUMA:
Ah, here's the Soul Swap. /
Looks like I had more than enough leftovers from my first batch.
HIMEKO:
Don't ever make that again!

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Let's just get back to normal! /
We take the Soul Swap, Chuu-san, take the motivational drug.
CHUUMA:
Ehhh, which is it? /
Maybe this one.
HIMEKO:
Himeko, you'll feel like lightning struck you, watch out for that!

SWITCH:
!!

SWITCH:
...?!

SWITCH:
....?!?!

pg18;

BOSSUN:
Ugh.... / Am I back...?

BOSSUN:
Eh?! I'm still stuck in this body! What's wrong?!
SWITCH:
...
CHUUMA:
Ughhh...

CHUUMA:
Eh?! Why am I in the old man's body?!

CHUUMA:
UWAAAAAH!!! This sucks!
BOSSUN:
Eh? Ehhh?! /
Then in my body...

HIMEKO:
Ughhh...

HIMEKO:
If only everyone would just disappear...
SKET:
CHUU-SAN?!?!?!

CHUUMA:
What's going on here?!
SWITCH:
Bossun is Chuu-san, Himeko is Bossun, and Chuu-san is Himeko.
HIMEKO:
What?!
CHUUMA:
Chuu-san, you took the Soul Swap by accident?!
HIMEKO:
I want to be a coral in my next life...
CHUUMA:
Chuu-saaaaaan!!!
BOX:
So,

pg19:

BOX:
The curtain falls on this turbulent school trip.

BOX:
And this long,
BOX:
long,

BOX:
Really really long autumn...
ROMAN:
Since chapter 15! (star)

BOX:
And this story moves on to winter.
YABASAWA:
Awful!
OUTRO:
Finally, the end of the school trip! ... Wait, aren't we forgetting someone?!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 137 by thewrong

2011-03-20T04:18:33+00:00

ch 137: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 6

pg01:

BOX:
Scottish Terrier's Summary.
TEXT:
Woof woof! I'm a dog! Specifically, a Scottish Terrier and I'm the storyteller
this time! /
Anyway, Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies and they're in the 2nd night
of their school trip, woof! /
Despite Switch's efforts, the oblivious Saaya managed to approach Bossun (actually Himeko)! /

TEXT:
And that's what happened so far, woof! Honestly, I have no idea what these
humans are up to! They fight, destroy the environment. caused global warming
and more and they don't care! These ignorant humans should reflect on their
actions, woof.
INTRO:
The moment of truth.

STUDENT:
Hey, you bought souvenirs?
STUDENT:
Come to our room, man!
SAAYA:
Bossun.
STUDENT:
We have loads of snacks!
STUDENT:
Nakatani-san, over here!

pg02:

SAAYA:
Can we talk for a while?

SWITCH:
Damn...

pg03:

YUUKI:
What's so interesting, Switch?
YUUKI:
Oh? Saaya-san and Bossun-kun!

YUUKI:
Fufufu, is that a man's jealousy I sense from you?
SWITCH:
I told you, you got the wrong idea!

YUUKI:
Anyway, let's go somewhere and discuss about this.
SWITCH:
Wait!
YUUKI:
If you need to curse a certain someone, I'm always ready to offer my
assistance.
SWITCH:
That was unnecessarily creepy.

SWITCH:
Wait...

YUUKI:
Aren't you coming?
SWITCH:
Yeah.

pg04:

SWITCH:
Let's not interrupt them.

SWITCH:
It'll only make things worse.

SWITCH:
Let's go have some soda over there, shall we?
TSUBAKI:
Nyaa!

YUUKI:
Switch-kun, I thought you can't take carbonated drinks.
SWITCH:
After a few tries, I think I can take them just fine.

BOSSUN:
Okay... / What's it about?

SAAYA:
Yeah, you see...
SAAYA:
Erm...

SAAYA:
Actually...

pg05:

SAAYA:
It's not like I wanted to talk to you or anything!
BOSSUN:
Ehh?!!

BOSSUN:
Gyaaaa, Saaya! /
Saaya, get a grip!
BOSSUN:
Saaya!

SAAYA:
S-Sorry about that...
BOSSUN:
Nah, it's fine.

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
I should stop being like this.
BOSSUN:
Eh?
SAAYA:
I should stop being so tsun...
BOSSUN:
Oh...

pg06:

SAAYA:
I wanna ask you something...

BOSSUN:
Okay...
TEXT:
I wonder what she wants to ask.

TEXT:
Ah! No way...
TEXT:
Is this a confession?!

TEXT:
I gotta answer like how Bossun would!
TEXT:
What to do?! What should I say?

SAAYA:
It's about Himeko-chan...
TEXT:
Eh?

SAAYA:
What...
SAAYA:
What do you think of her?

TEXT:
Eh?

pg07:

TEXT:
EHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!!!

BOSSUN:
W-Why?!

BOSSUN:
Why would you ask that?

SAAYA:
See, it's because...
SAAYA:
You two seem so close.

SAAYA:
So I thought you liked her.... or something.

pg08:

TEXT:
Bossun...?

TEXT:
What does Bossun /
think about me?

HIMEKO:
I have no idea.

HIMEKO:
I really don't know...

SAAYA:
Sorry for asking you such a weird question.
SAAYA:
If you don't wanna answer, it's fine.

pg09:

BOSSUN:
Actually...

BOSSUN:
She's just a friend.

SAAYA:
R-really?
BOSSUN:
Yeah.

pg10:

BOSSUN:
It's Himeko we're talking about, man! /
Just a classmate that nags at me all the time!
TEXT:
Uwah, why am I saying this?

SAAYA:
That so...
BOSSUN:
That's right.

SAAYA:
I see.

BOSSUN:
Sa-

BOSSUN:
Saaya,

pg11:

BOSSUN:
Saaya, /
how about you?
TEXT:
No!

TEXT:
Stop!

BOSSUN:
What...
TEXT:
Don't ask her!
BOSSUN:
What d'you think of me?
TEXT:
Bossun won't say something like this!

BOSSUN:
Do you... like me?

SAAYA:
Don't be stupid, stupid!

pg12:

SAAYA:
I don't know...

SAAYA:
...
BOSSUN:
...

SAAYA:
Bossun / You know,
SAAYA:
I used to not get along with my class.

SAAYA:
With this personality and all.
SAAYA:
It's not like I'm a total loner. /
I just can't talk to guys normally.

TEXT:
It felt so uncomfortable. /
Then one day, Captain told me...
TEXT:
"Why don't you consult the Sket-dan?"

pg13:

SAAYA:
"Bossun will definitely help you.", she said.
BOSSUN:
...

TEXT:
And then, you really accepted me for who I am.
BOSSUN:
See ya tomorrow!

SAAYA:
Himeko-chan and Switch were really nice too.
SAAYA:
I felt really at home.
SAAYA:
Going to the clubroom everyday.
SAAYA:
Having so much fun chatting...

TEXT:
Then, eventually, I managed to fit into my class better.

TEXT:
I don't know if I did change, but /
my life became better.
TEXT:
School became fun.

pg14:

SAAYA:
So....
SAAYA:
The Sket-dan...
SAAYA:
To you, Bossun...

SAAYA:
I'm really grateful.
SAAYA:
Then,
SAAYA:
Then...

BOSSUN:
Saaya...
BOSSUN:
It's okay.
SAAYA:
It's fine now.
SAAYA:
That's why I don't really know.

SAAYA:
I don't know, but I think...

SAAYA:
I'm interested in you.

pg15:

HIMEKO:
Ah.

HIMEKO:
Where did you disappear to! I thought we agreed to stick together!
BOSSUN:
Hey.

BOSSUN:
Something cropped up.

YAGI:
To all Kaimei students.
HIMEKO:
Hm?

YAGI:
It's lights out time, please return to your rooms.

pg16:

YAGI:
I repeat, lights out.
STUDENT:
Aww man, already?
BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...
STUDENT:
See ya!
STUDENT:
Let's go back.

HIMEKO:
Dude, did you sleep at all last night?
BOSSUN:
As if I could! I was surrounded by guys!

BOSSUN:
You?
HIMEKO:
I was tied up, what d'you think?!

HIMEKO:
Whew... I just wanna sleep properly tonight.
BOSSUN:
Yeah. /
But I can't go to the girls' room... /
And you can't come to the boys' room...

HIMEKO:
Ah!

HIMEKO:
I know!

HIMEKO:
Chuu-san's room!

pg17:

HIMEKO:
I bet there's gotta be a couple of futons here.
BOSSUN:
Nice idea!
HIMEKO:
Chuu-san, we're gonna borrow the room!

BOSSUN:
Wait, he's already asleep?! /
How demotivated is he?!
HIMEKO:
The pill could last that long?! We're gonna go back tomorrow, man.

HIMEKO:
Oh whatever, let's take out the futons.
BOSSUN:
There's just enough space for two, I think.

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
There's only one!!

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
....!!

pg18:

HIMEKO:
....
BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
What the hell...
HIMEKO:
Oi, stop pulling the blanket!

BOSSUN:
Shaddup!
BOSSUN:
Sleep already!

HIMEKO:
Don't you dare snore.
BOSSUN:
It's YOUR body! /
Just keep quiet and sleep!

BOSSUN:
....

BOSSUN:
*peek*

BOSSUN;
UWAAAAH!!

PG19:

BOSSUN:
So close! /
Don't face me when you sleep!
HIMEKO:
Ah? / It's your face, it's perfectly fine!
BOSSUN:
No it's not!

BOSSUN:
Honestly, you...!

BOSSUN:
...

TEXT:
It's about Himeko-chan... /
What d'you think of her?

BOSSUN:
Bossun.
HIMEKO:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
What d'you think of Saaya?
OUTRO:
Suddenly, that question...!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 136 by thewrong

2011-03-20T04:17:53+00:00

136 - School Trip Rhapsody Pt 5

pg01:

BLUE TEXT:
What would these pajama-clad girls talk about? /
Sweets? Fashion? Or... romance?

pg02:

BOX:
Streaking Terai's summary
TEXT:
WASSUP!! Hi, I'm the Streaking Terai! I'm the storyteller this time! /
By the way, "streaking" means running around the streets stark naked! /
Anyway, I'm gonna start narrating, okay? /
..... (silence) /
Okay, so Bossun and Himeko switched bodies on the bus on the first day
of the school trip!

TEXT:
They've cleared the hurdles of "changing", "toilet" and "bath" and finally
survived their first day! /
And so I drew the summary below. /
It's easier to understand with a diagram... /
ACHOO! It sure is cold outside!
BUBBLE ABOVE HIMEKO:
She's Bossun
ARROW:
Switched!
BUBBLE ABOVE BOSSUN:
He's Himeko!
BUBBLE ABOVE CHUUMA:
Totally demotivated.
BOX ABOVE SWITCH:
On alert to prevent this.
ARROW ABOVE SAAYA:
Wants to ask
SAAYA:
What do you think of Himeko-chan?

TEXT:
How will their second day turn out? Stay tuned! /
Oh nuts, the police are here! I'm gonna drop by the station for a while!
TEXT ABOVE TSUBAKI:
Thinks he's a cat.
TEXT BELOW TSUBAKI:
Tsubaki

pg03:

HIMEKO:
Woohoo!!

HIMEKO:
Himeko's body is awesome! It feels so easy to move in!

BOSSUN:
Oi, wait up! Don't leave me alone!

BOSSUN:
Uwaahh, my first time on the snowboard, stuck in this lousy body... this sucks...

pg04:

TEXT:
Please wait, Bossun-dono!
BOSSUN:
Kyaaaa! Don't come close!

TEXT:
I'm going into the bath with Himeko.

SAAYA:
Hmph!

HORII:
Don't space out, Saaya!
SAAYA:
Eh?
SAAYA:
Ah... sorry, Horii.
HORII:
You asked me to teach you how to ski, remember?

HORII:
Alright, bend your knees and drop your hips.
SAAYA:
Gyaa!
HORII:
How bad at sports can a person be?!

pg05:

BOX:
Switch is keeping track of Saaya's movements.
BOX:
To prevent her from approaching Bossun (actually Himeko)!

SAAYA:
What does Bossun think of Himeko-chan?
SWITCH:
Why don't you ask him directly?

SAAYA:
Hey Bossun, can I ask you something?
BOSSUN:
Oh, what is it?

SAAYA:
What do you think of Himeko-chan? Do you like her?
TEXT:
Himeko:
BOSSUN:
Ehhhh?!!!

SAAYA:
Eh?! You're Himeko-chan? Oh no, I shouldn't have asked you that!
I'm so so sorry!
BOSSUN:
No no, it's fine! So Saaya, you and Bossun...

BOSSUN/SAAYA:
...

BOX:
He can't let such a complicated tragedy happen! /
Feeling responsible, Switch thinks he'll have to stop Saaya at all costs.

pg06:

YUUKI:
What are you standing there for, Switch-kun?

SWITCH:
Who's there! / A evil spirit?!
YUUKI:
Guess again. / And that was rude.

YUUKI:
Do you call every girl you meet an evil spirit? /
Also, for someone who doesn't believe in the supernatural, I'd never
thought you'd say that.
SWITCH:
I'll just ignore that and say that you don't mesh with that ski jacket
well.

YUUKI:
What is it you're staring at so intensely?
SWITCH:
None of your business.
YUUKI:
A spirit? Something spiritual?
SWITCH:
Wild birds! I'm bird-watching, okay?!

YUUKI:
Wild birds? In the middle of a ski slope?
YUUKI:
Oh? Isn't that the President's younger sister, Saaya-san?

YUUKI:
Eh? No way... You and Saaya-san? Really? Eh?
SWITCH:
Of course not! /
Let's not talk about this anymore, it'll only get more complicated.

pg07:

SAAYA:
It's great that they're close, you know?
SAAYA:
BUt even so, no way they can bathe together, right?

SAAYA:
Though I think they didn't actually do it... /
It's not like she's his girlfriend, right?
SAAYA:
Just because it's the school trip, doesn't mean he can go overboard with
his jokes and gags, you know? Totally no delicacy!

SAAYA:
In short, the guy's the worst!

CAPTAIN:
Y-Yeah...

CAPTAIN:
Anyway, I believe they really didn't bathe together.
TEXT:
Note: They actually did.
CAPTAIN:
Bossun's specialty is joking around, right?
SAAYA:
B-But...

pg08:

HORII:
Saaya, why are you so mad with that Bossun? /
He's that Sket-dan guy right?
GIRL:
Oh I know them! They're kinda famous!

HORII:
But don't you hear weird stories about them? /
Like how they broke the windows around the school.
GIRL:
Yeah, that! /
And I heard they blew up the set of a TV show, dressed as the mascots!

GIRL:
They lost to Saaya's older brother once, yeah?
GIRL:
Oh yeah! They're on bad terms with the Student Council, I heard!
GIRL:
I can't forgive them for opposing Shinba-san!
GIRL:
Don't they just fool around everyday?
CAPTAIN:
Hmph.

CAPTAIN:
Hold it.
CAPTAIN:
That's n-
SAAYA:
That's not true!

CAPTAIN:
Eh?

SAAYA:
The Sket-dan and I are friends!
GIRL:
Eh?
GIRL:
Really?
SAAYA:
They're really nice!

SAAYA:
And Bossun...

pg09:

SAAYA:
He's really nice.

SAAYA:
...

CAPTAIN:
Saaya, you've really changed after meeting with the Sket-dan.
CAPTAIN:
I'm glad I introduced them to you.

GIRL:
Ah, is that so...
GIRL:
We're sorry. I think we've said too much...
SAAYA:
Hmph, that guy's still terrible!
CAPTAIN:
Eh?!! / Which way is it?!

pg10:

TAKAKO:
Oh! /
Switch-kun!

SWITCH:
Hey, Shimada-san.
TAKAKO:
What are you doing there?
SWITCH:
Taking a break.
TAKAKO:
While standing?

TAKAKO:
I sense a scoop! What are you staring at?
TAKAKO:
Oh ho? Is that Agata Saaya from 2-B?

TAKAKO:
Eh? You...? And Saaya? I didn't know.... Eh?
SWITCH:
You've got it all wrong! /
Please don't complicate this!

pg11:

HIMEKO:
And then, I got a really great feel there!

HIMEKO:
I thought I could fly there, so I jumped really hard! I thought I hung there for
a whole minute!
[ TN: "Himeko"'s trying too hard with his Kansai accent ]

CAPTAIN:
Isn't the way Himeko-chan speaks kinda weird to you?
SWITCH:
Not at all!
BOSSUN:
You, come with me!

pg12:

BOSSUN:
Oi, stop talking so much? You think you're that good?
HIMEKO:
Eh? Isn't my impression perfect?
BOSSUN:
Your Osaka accent's way off!
HORII:
Captain, where's Saaya?
CAPTAIN:
She's in the room.

CAPTAIN:
Said she wanna be alone for a while.

TEXT:
See you tomorrow!

pg13:

pg14:

HIMEKO:
Whatcha lurking about for, Switch?
SWITCH:
Hmm?
SWITCH:
Oh...

SWITCH:
Just in case a flock of wild birds come bursting in any second...
HIMEKO:
Huh?
YABASAWA:
Ah, Himeko-chan.

YABASAWA:
You were here all along?
HIMEKO:
What's up, Yabasawa-san?

YABASAWA:
We're gonna take a group photo with the other 2-C girls in our room!
Let's go, Himeko-chan!

HIMEKO/BOSSUN:
!!

YABASAWA:
Hm? Shall we go now?
HIMEKO:
Er.... /
Gimme a sec!

HIMEKO:
What's the plan, boss?
BOSSUN:
Ermmmm...
YABASAWA:
?

pg15:

BOSSUN:
A group photo, hmm.. I really want that photograph.
HIMEKO:
So... I'll go? Promise I'll put on a really nice smile!

BOSSUN:
But letting you go alone...
HIMEKO:
I swear, nobody's gonna touch anything!
YABASAWA:
?
SWITCH:
Objection! It'll be easier for me if you guys stayed together!
BOSSUN:
Huh? What was that about?

BOSSUN:
Just this one time! Don't touch anyone!
HIMEKO:
I won't!
HIMEKO:
Let's go now, Yabasawa-san!
YABASAWA:
?????

BOSSUN:
Whew... /
That idiot better not put his hands on the wrong places...

BOSSUN:
By the way, Switch, where did you disappear to in the afternoon?
SWITCH:
Hm?!

SWITCH:
...

SWITCH:
B-Buying souvenirs.
BOSSUN:
Again?! Are you hoarding them or something?! /
What's going on with you in this school trip?
SWITCH:
I could ask you the same.
BOSSUN:
Shaddup!

pg16:

BOSSUN:
So did you find that limited edition Chuupii thing?
SWITCH:
Nope, the guy at the store said someone bought the last one.

SWITCH:
Seriously, who even wants that?
BOSSUN:
Says you! /
Oh wait, Momoka wanted it.

BOSSUN:
Hey hey Switch-kun, look at you! Doing so much for Momoka!
SWITCH:
She asked me to, of course I have to.
BOSSUN:
Eh? Switch, you and Momoka...? Huh?
SWITCH:
Oh come on already!
BOSSUN:
Huh?

YUUKI:
How's bird-watching, Switch-kun?

SWITCH:
Stop sneaking up on people like that!
YUUKI:
Good evening, Switch-kun.
YUUKI:
And you too, Bossun-kun.
BOSSUN:
O-Oh... g'evening to you too!

YUUKI:
Bossu-
YUUKI:
?

YUUKI:
?

pg17:

YUUKI:
Are you really Bossun-kun?

BOSSUN:
What.. What are you talking about, I wonder?
YUUKI:
No, the aura around you seems different...

YUUKI:
Like the soul inside that body is different...
BOSSUN:
She's awesome!

SWITCH:
Yuuki-san, a moment, please.
YUUKI:
Don't drag me, Switch-kun.

BOSSUN:
Whew, good job, Switch.
BOX:
And now,

BOX:
For the first time in this trip,

pg18:

BOX:
Himeko is all alone.

BOX:
Meanwhile,

BOX:
Saaya appeared.
SAAYA:
Ah. / There he is.

YUUKI:
Let me see Bossun again! I know he's possessed by something!
SWITCH:
Quiet! Please, don't butt into this!
YUUKI:
No, possession is seriously dangerous.

YUUKI:
Someone from 2-F told me Tsubaki's behaving like a cat too. /
It must be the work of an animal spirit.
SWITCH:
A cat? Honestly, you believe that?

pg19:

SWITCH:
!!!

BOX:
Switch noticed.
SWITCH:
Uh-oh.
YUUKI:
?

BOX:
And just passing by was

BOX:
Tsubaki Sasuke.
SWITCH:
!!

pg20:

SWITCH:
Th-
SWITCH:
That's it!

SWITCH:
The Niigata limited edition Chuupii figurine!

SWITCH:
Tsubaki! /
Where did you get that?

TSUBAKI:
I bought it at the gift shop, nyaaa~
SWITCH:
"nyaa"?

SWITCH:
I see, you were the last person that bought it.
YUUKI:
I advised him to keep a mouse with him to dispel the cat spirit.
SWITCH:
You told him what?

SWITCH:
Anyway! Can you give me that?
TSUBAKI:
This thing?

TSUBAKI'S SHIRT SAYS "Slipping away."
TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
Okay, nyaa!
SWITCH:
That was easy! /
Your image is really slipping away, you know.

SWITCH:
Ah! / I forgot!
SWITCH:
Saaya!

SAAYA:
Bossun.
BOSSUN:
Eh?

SAAYA:
Can we talk for a while?
OUTRO:
The unavoidable confrontation! Next, the climax!

BOSSUN:
?
BOSSUN:
Okay...
SWITCH:
...!
BOX:
A fatal miss!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 135 by thewrong

2011-03-08T03:34:47+00:00

ch135: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 4

pg01:

BOX:
Story Tenor's summary
TEXT:
LALALA~~~ Wonderful! Music is beautiful! As you can see, I am one of
Kinshichou's 3 greatest tenors, the Story Tenor!LAAAAALA~~ /
HIMEKO:
Who are you?!
TEXT:
And so, I'm going to sing the summary! /
Feel the emotion through the song! /
In the middle~ of their school trip~ All thanks to Chuu-san~
Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies! /
Ah, are you feeling it?
BOX:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
THEN SOOOOO MAAANY THINGS HAPPENED~~ /
Suuuuuch as changing cloooothes~ and going to the toooooilet~ /
BUUUUUUUT~~!
Chuu-saaaan, who was supposed to make the soluuuution~~ /
Became aaaallll demotivated!! /
And then, the announcement to call them to the baths caaaaameeeeee~~!!

TEXT:
And soooo~ Will they pass their greatest hurdle yet, "Bathtime [heart]"~~? /
Oh and actually, I did not sing at all.
HIMEKO:
Who cares?!
INTRO:
Their toughest challenge!... Probably.

pg02:

BOSSUN:
What the hell are we gonna do?!

BOSSUN:
We have to go to the bath! How are we gonna survive that?!
BOSSUN:
There's no escape this time!
HIMEKO:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
Can't we just enter normally?
BOSSUN:
Idiot!
HIMEKO:
Bwwff!!

HIMEKO:
T-This is your own body, man!
BOSSUN:
I don't care anymore! There's no witty comeback for that!

BOSSUN:
D'you get what's going on here? /
You're gonna be naked! NAKED!
HIMEKO:
N-Naked...
BOSSUN:
I'm so not letting you wash MY body!
HIMEKO:
Oh... / That so...

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Also...
BOSSUN:
I said this so many times.

BOSSUN:
But other girls will be around!
BOSSUN:
All of them!

BOSSUN:
You're gonna go to the girl's bath!
BOSSUN:
Like hell I'm letting you invade the bath the girls from classes A to C!

BOSSUN:
I won't let this manga go down the ecchi road, ever!!

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
... Hm.

HIMEKO:
Let me go, please?
BOSSUN:
You're just gonna ignore me?!

pg04:

BOSSUN:
What was that honest tone for? Did you not hear the "never" part?!
HIMEKO:
What's wrong with that?! I'm going to the girls' bath in a girl's body!
BOSSUN:
And then you get to touch my body and look at other girls too! Who knows
what else you're gonna do! /
I gotta be crazy to say yes to that!
HIMEKO:
Uwaaaah! I'm gonna miss out on so much! Not that I care about your body,
but I can't give up this chance to go into the girls' bath without sneaking
around!
BOSSUN:
Just die already!

HIMEKO:
So, what else can we do? / We'll just skip bathing for today? I'm fine with
that, you know.
BOSSUN:
Of course you are! It's my body you're walking in!

HIMEKO:
I think your body'll be fine without washing for a day too, you know.
BOSSUN:
GYAAAAAAAHH!!

BOSSUN:
Don't smell me!

HIMEKO:
Guwaaahh!!
BOSSUN:
Don't sniff a woman's body after sweating so much from skiing, idiot!
CHUUMA:
The world should just be flooded...

pg05:

CAPTAIN:
Oh?

CAPTAIN:
Himeko-chaaaaan!!

HIMEKO:
H-Hey Captain, Saaya! You doing well? I'm doing well.
CAPTAIN:
Huh?
HIMEKO:
Ah... Never mind.

CAPTAIN:
I see you two are still moving around together.
HIMEKO:
Ah... um. / Yeah...

CAPTAIN:
By the way, you wanna go with us to the bath?

HIMEKO:
T-The bath?
CAPTAIN:
Yeah!
HIMEKO:
Ah, I think I'll pass, I like a bit of dirtiness once in a while.
CAPTAIN:
Huh?
BOSSUN:
Don't say stupid stuff, stupid!

pg06:

CAPTAIN:
Let's wash each other's backs!
HIMEKO:
Wash backs?

TEXT:
Himeko-chan, your back's so smooth!
TEXT:
Yaaaah, stop that!
TEXT:
Really, stop!

HIMEKO:
Oh, okay!
BOSSUN:
What the hell?!
[TN: "Bossun" says that in her Kansai accent]

CAPTAIN:
"What the hell"?
CAPTAIN:
Eh? Bossun, why do you have a Kansai accent?
BOSSUN:
Er, it's nothing!

BOSSUN:
Why did you say yes?! We're supposed to be going to family baths!
HIMEKO:
My mind went blank when I imagined what would happen...
BOSSUN:
Don't lose it, man!

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, we wanna go to the bath, you know...
BOSSUN:
Wait! / You can't!
BOSSUN:
You can't do that!

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, aren't you acting kinda weird?
SAAYA:
Yeah, you have nothing to do with this! Go away!
BOSSUN:
No, just listen!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna go bathe with Himeko, see.
SAAYA/CAPTAIN:
Ehhhhh?!?!

pg07:

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, do you know what you're saying?!
SAAYA:
Kyaaaaaa, sicko!!
HIMEKO:
You lost it too!
BOSSUN:
Ah... that was a joke!

BOSSUN:
I always thought "Himeko is so gorgeous, I wanna see her naked!" and
accidentally said it out loud!
HIMEKO:
Stop making things worse, dumbass!

SAAYA:
I'm.. I'm gonna go now! Bossun, you're the worst! Go to hell!
CAPTAIN:
Wait, Saaya!

CAPTAIN:
I don't really get it, but we're going in first! By the way, go to hell Bossun!
BOSSUN:
C-Captain?!

HIMEKO:
What did you say, dammit!
BOSSUN:
Shaddup!!!
HIMEKO:
Bwfugh!
TEXT:
Everyone's confused after the whole thing
BOX:
He's still observing Saaya

pg08:

SIGN:
Family bath

BOSSUN:
Hey, you know... /
We kinda got used to this, huh?
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN:
The guy at the counter gave me weird looks when I said we're gonna use the
family bath. /
"Aren't you a Kaimei student", he said. I still managed to persuade him, though.

BOSSUN:
And it looks like lots of people are wearing swimsuits to open baths these days. /
Thanks to that, I managed to buy this swimsuit, eh?
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN:
So...
BOSSUN:
We're done!

HIMEKO:
Uuuu... What did I do to deserve this...

pg09:

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaahhhh!! It hurts! I can't see anything! I hate this! /
At least take away the blindfold!
BOSSUN:
I got it, I got it! /
Stop fidgeting!

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's go!
HIMEKO:
What are you covering your chest for?!

HIMEKO:
Stop that! You're a guy now, you don't have to do it!
BOSSUN:
Now that you mention it...
HIMEKO:
Don't do that pose with my body!

HIMEKO:
Stop that! /
Move your hands!
BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Let me see it! Okay, that came out wrong...
HIMEKO:
There's nothing to be embarrassed about, dammit!

BOSSUN:
Ugh...
SFX:
*swing*
BOSSUN:
Oh...

HIMEKO:
What was that "Oh..." for?! /
That's my body you're in! Stop being shy!
BOSSUN:
'Cause I'm showing you my chest...
HIMEKO:
That's not YOUR chest, it's mine! Ahhh, screw this!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
Let's just go in already!
BOSSUN:
I'm gonna lead you in with the leash, don't trip.

SFXes:
*huff*
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Stop bouncing my body around! My face is getting red here!
HIMEKO:
You didn't have to tie my feet too!

HIMEKO:
And why am I blindfolded again!
BOSSUN:
No way I'm letting you see my body while I wash it!
HIMEKO:
I'm wearing a bikini! It's fine!

HIMEKO:
Why are my hands and feet tied up, blindfolded and put on a leash?!
HIMEKO:
I've been dying to say this for a while... /
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MASOCHISTIC?!
BOSSUN:
Don't...Don't say stupid stuff!

pg11:

BOSSUN:
I-I'm not masochistic, you know?
HIMEKO:
I didn't mean you!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna remove the blindfold and the leg bindings.
HIMEKO:
Yeah... thanks for the freedom...

BOSSUN:
Okay
BOSSUN:
You got it?

BOSSUN:
Don't move around, okay?! /
Reply if you understand!
HIMEKO:
Okay!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna wash your body now, okay?
HIMEKO:
Okay! / Yes sir!

BOSSUN:
Sit.
HIMEKO
Yes!

BOSSUN:
Where do we start first?
HIMEKO:
I'm getting that masochistic vibe again!

BOSSUN:
Shut it! Not another word!
HIMEKO:
Ah, then from the head... /
Please!

pg12:

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaaah... This feels great! /
Wow, it feels so nice to have someone wash your hair for you! Hehehehe!

BOSSUN:
Ugh... This is somehow humiliating... Why do I have to do this...
HIMEKO:
Ah, slightly to the left!
BOSSUN:
Though I'm not so against this...

HIMEKO:
Ahhhh... I wouldn't mind having this everyday!
BOSSUN:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
Maybe, when I marry in the future, I'd like this everyday.
TEXT:
Uhyahyahyahya

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Huh?!?!

BOSSUN:
What d'you think you're saying, dumbass!
HIMEKO:
Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Who do you think you're marrying?!
HIMEKO:
Huh??!!

HIMEKO:
How would I know?! /
I just said, maybe in the future!
BOSSUN:
Ah...
HIMEKO:
Can't I get my wife to wash my hair for me?!
BOSSUN:
E-Errrr...

BOSSUN:
Y-yeah well, you just do whatever you want.
HIMEKO:
Yeah, I'll do just that, thank you very much! /
Why do I even need your permission anyway?!
BOSSUN:
Yeah, not that I care. Oh, before I forget, go to hell, Bossun.
HIMEKO:
You too?!

BOSSUN:
...
BOSSUN:
Tch...

BOSSUN:
Eh... / Lessee...

BOSSUN:
Okay, I'm gonna wash your body now.
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

pg14:

BOSSUN:
It's different from just now, you might feel something weird.
HIMEKO:
Okay...
BOSSUN:
So, don't feel anything! Be an object! /
Got it? You're an object! Don't move, you object!
HIMEKO:
Was that verbal abuse necessary?!

HIMEKO:
Don't start getting nervous, and don't let the butterflies into your stomach!
BOSSUN:
What nonsense was that?! /
Can we just get this over with, please?!

BOSSUN:
...

TEXT:
If I get too calm about this, I'll be certified crazy!
TEXT:
Pretend I'm some old dude washing his car!

BOSSUN:
Whew...

BOSSUN:
We're almost done.
BOSSUN:
What's left is...

pg15:

BOSSUN:
The parts covered by the bikini.
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
Ah, don't worry!
BOSSUN:
I won't peek!

HIMEKO:
I'll look up at all times! Just do it quick! /
See?
BOSSUN:
Okay... / Don't look down!

BOSSUN:
Okay, raise your hands.
HIMEKO:
Yeah.

SFX:
*slip*

pg16:

BOSSUN:
....
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: He's Himeko.
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: She's Bossun.

HIMEKO:
Ugh... Whoa, what's this sensation!
HIMEKO:
More importantly...

HIMEKO:
Can you actually print this?!
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: He's Himeko!
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: She's Bossun!

BOSSUN:
Whew...
BOSSUN:
One last thing...

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
J-Just tell me what pose to do! I'll be a stone! I won't feel
anything or see anything! I'm THE stone!
BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
Okay? So what do I do?

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Okay, raise your arms.
HIMEKO:
Okay!

BOSSUN:
Feet apart.
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
Then...
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
Stick out your butt.
HIMEKO:
Y-Yes!

BOSSUN:
Why are you agreeing to everything?!
HIMEKO:
Who cares, quickly! /
And please be gentle!
BOSSUN:
Huh?!

BOSSUN:
Here I go!
SFX:
*slip*
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
...

TEXT:
Enjoy the dialogue and steam.
HIMEKO:
D'you get that weird atmosphere feeling?
BOSSUN:
Quiet!

pg18:

HIMEKO:
Here.
BOSSUN:
Ah, /
thanks.

SFX:
*pop*

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

SFX:
*sip*

HIMEKO:
When we return to normal...

HIMEKO:
Let's forget this, yeah?
BOSSUN:
Promise.
BOX:
Thus,

pg19:

BOSSUN:
Like I can sleep!
BOX:
The turbulent day

YABASAWA:
...

BOX:
comes to an end.

YABASAWA:
Isn't that awful? Being tied up like that.
HIMEKO:
It turns me on!

OUTRO:
That concludes the first half! A more troublesome second half awaits!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 134 by thewrong

2011-03-07T02:09:09+00:00

ch 134: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 3

pg01:

BOX:
Story Fighter's Summary!
INTRO:
Summary time!
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
SHONYUKEN! Hello, I'm the Story Fighter Shounyuu Ken! /
And that was my self-introduction, yeah! /
And lessee, the 2nd years are on their school trip! /
SCHOOL TRIP KNEE! /
I just named my new kneeing technique, yeah! /
It's this action, while yelling "Hey!"
HIMEKO:
Just get on with the summary!

TEXT:
Well, many things happened, and this is the current situation!
BOX ABOUT HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX ABOVE BOSSUN:
Himeko
TEXT IN ARROW:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And Chuu-san's making the pills to revert them to normal! Yeah!

TEXT:
Their first challenge was to help each other change into ski wear! They
somehow managed to do so, but! /
A few words from Bossun plunged them into their 2nd challenge! Yeah!

TEXT:
"I need to go to the toilet."

TEXT:
Pushing the limits of the "She's Bossun, he's Himeko" gag!

TEXT:
Part Three, will they manage to survive this?! YEAAAAH!!

pg02:

SWITCH:
Honestly, even I can't help you this time.

BOSSUN:
Don't say that, help us! /
Bossun wants to go to the toilet!
HIMEKO:
Please please please please please!
SWITCH:
Seriously, this is beyond me!

SWITCH:
See, the problem lies in you two. If you let Bossun go by herself, there's
absolutely no problem.
BOSSUN:
Absolutely never!

HIMEKO:
I'll put on a blindfold! / Just let me go already!
BOSSUN:
That won't be enough! / Guys do it while standing up, right?!
HIMEKO:
I-I'll improvise!
BOSSUN:
Like hell I'll let you even try!

BOSSUN:
You're going to the toilet in a female body for the first time!
BOSSUN:
There is no "improvise" in this!!
HIMEKO:
I can do this! /
I'm a challenge-seeker, man! If I get serious, peeing as a girl is a
piece of cake!
SWITCH:
This conversation is unreal.

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Also, you'll..
BOSSUN:
You know.

BOSSUN:
It's not that straightforward this time.
HIMEKO:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
Don't you get it! /
There's a difference in the ac-actions for guys and girls!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! /
Go straight to the point, man!

BOSSUN:
....
BOSSUN:
.... You.....

BOSSUN:
You'll have to wipe, right?

HIMEKO:
Wipe?!

pg04:

SWITCH:
I-I can't take this anymore! Please excuse me! Have a good day!
BOSSUN:
No, no, please stay!
SWITCH:
I-I gotta buy some souvenirs!
BOSSUN:
Now?!

SWITCH:
It's this Niigata Limited Edition Chuupii figurine, Momoka's collecting
the Chuupii series.
BOSSUN:
Do you really have to go now?!

SWITCHING:
Signing off!
BOSSUN:
Please please don't leave the two of us alone!

BOSSUN:
Ahhhhh....

pg05:

BOSSUN:
Great.

BOSSUN:
There's nobody around, Bossun.
BOSSUN:
Let's move!

HIMEKO:
Huh?! What didja say?!
BOSSUN:
Let's move before anyone sees you!
HIMEKO:
Ahhh?! And why am I like that?!

pg06:

HIMEKO:
I get the blindfold, but what's with the headphones! And why did you
stuff something up my nose! I can't hear nothing!
BOSSUN:
Hey, speak softer.
HIMEKO:
Is this really necessary?!
BOSSUN:
Yes it is! You should never see, hear or smell anything in there!
HIMEKO:
Then how am I...
BOSSUN:
Shaddup! Just follow my lead!

BOSSUN:
Okay,
BOSSUN:
Let's go!

BOSSUN:
To the toilet!
HIMEKO:
*sniffsniff* And I'm already grown-up...

BOSSUN:
Whoa!
BOSSUN:
This is my first time in the men's bathroom! /
Thank god nobody's around!
HIMEKO:
Quickly, quickly!

SIGN:
In use

pg07:

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Whew....

BOSSUN:
So, next...
HIMEKO:
...

BOSSUN:
Oi, don't move my hands!
HIMEKO:
Ah?

HIMEKO:
I'm not touching anything! /
What am I, a surgeon before a major operation?!
BOSSUN:
Stop saying unnecessary jokes!

BOSSUN:
Okay,
BOSSUN:
Let's remove your pants...

pg08:

HIMEKO:
Oi! That was way too sudden! /
I feel embarrassed now!
BOSSUN:
I can't help it! Next, your panties!

HIMEKO:
Kyaaa!!

BOSSUN:
Stop screaming every single time!
HIMEKO:
You try having someone else stripping your lower body! /
And I can't see anything! This is messed up!
BOSSUN:
Can it! I'm the one who has to strip my own body with someone else's
soul in it!

BOSSUN:
Now, squat.
HIMEKO:
O-Okay...

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

pg09:

BOSSUN:
Now, pee.
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah..

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
Um...

HIMEKO:
You see, I really felt like peeing just now, but...
HIMEKO:
Now, not so.
BOSSUN:
What the hell?!

HIMEKO:
You kept insisting you needed to pee!
BOSSUN:
But...!
HIMEKO:
We went through so much trouble just to get you here! Now pee!
BOSSUN:
Don't be unreasonable! /
I'm super nervous now!

pg10:

HIMEKO:
And these headphones aren't turned on yet!
BOSSUN:
Oh!!
HIMEKO:
I'm gonna hear everything!
BOSSUN:
Kyaaaaa!! That's gonna be bad!

HIMEKO:
Ah! /
I-It's coming out!
BOSSUN:
Kyaaa! Hold it in, hold it in! I need to switch the headphones on!

SFX:
BWOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
SFX:
*click*
HIMEKO:
!!!

HIMEKO:
OOOOOIIIII!! That's too loud, dammit!
BOSSUN:
Deal with it!
HIMEKO:
M-My eaaaaarrrrs!!!!

HIMEKO:
.....
HIMEKO:
Ugh...

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
....um...
SFX:
*drip*

pg11:

BOSSUN:
....
HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...

BOSSUN:
It's taking so long!
BOSSUN:
How much water did he drink?!

HIMEKO:
Uuuu...
HIMEKO:
...uu..
BOSSUN:
Hm?

HIMEKO:
Uguh... /
Uwuuuuhhh... *sniff*

BOSSUN:
Don't cry, man! /
Though I know why! Even I wanna cry now!

pg12:

SFX:
*whoosh*
SFX:
*dripdrip*
SFX:
*drip*

HIMEKO:
....
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Whew...

HIMEKO:
Mm...
HIMEKO:
Ahhhhh.
HIMEKO:
I'm done.
BOSSUN:
Y-Yeah...
BOSSUN:
Great job.

HIMEKO:
Lower the volume, will you?
SFX:
*clickclick*
BOSSUN:
Yeah, sure.

BOSSUN:
That's that, and...

BOSSUN:
Next... / Ehhhh...
BOSSUN:
Time to...

BOSSUN:
W- / Wipe you?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah...

BOSSUN:
Eh... How do we go about doing this...
HIMEKO:
I-I'll raise my hips a little...
BOSSUN:
Yeah! / That'll help!

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Alright, up!
SFX:
*lift*
HIMEKO:
Hm.
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: he's Himeko
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: she's Bossun.

HIMEKO:
Um...

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Uuuu....
HIMEKO:
Don't cry, dammit!

HIMEKO:
Stop crying! /
I feel like crying too! /
I'm... I'm trying my best to hold it in!

BOSSUN:
I-I know...! *sniff* /
Let me let it out a little! uuu... /
Why is this happening on our school trip...!

pg14:

HIMEKO:
Whew...
HIMEKO:
Ah, then... /
could I remove the headphones and stuff?
BOSSUN:
Yeah sure... /
Go ahead.

HIMEKO:
*slip*

HIMEKO:
T-Thanks...
BOSSUN:
Don't be embarrassed!

BOSSUN:
Now my face is all red!
HIMEKO:
Try to sympathise, man! Do you know I just peed in front of someone?!

BOSSUN:
!!

pg15:

HIMEKO:
Anyway, we just gotta pull through til evening! /
We gotta work together for now. /
Got that?
BOSSUN:
Ah...
BOSSUN:
Yeah.

HIMEKO:
Now I feel so relieved! /
Let's go to the ski slope! /
Right n-
BOSSUN:
Wait!

HIMEKO:
Hm? /
What?
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Umm...

BOSSUN:
I... /
I need to pee...
HIMEKO:
!!

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

BOX:
And so! Bossun and Himeko had to go on a peeing mission again! Yeah!
BOSSUN:
Uuu... /
Ugh...
HIMEKO:
Stop crying! /
I wanna cry too!

pg16:

BOX:
And the first day of skiing was fun!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! We're gonna just have one panel for that?!
BOSSUN:
Even though we're on a ski trip?!

BOSSUN:
And, dinnertime-

ALL:
Let's eat!!

HIMEKO:
Whoa! This looks tasty! I'm starving!
BOSSUN:
Stop that, stupid!
BOSSUN:
You gotta stay in character!
[ TN: "Bossun" lets slip her Kansai accent while "Himeko" speaks like a guy ]

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Ahhh...

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Delicious!

pg17:

HIMEKO:
Isn't your tongue super sensitive? This tastes way too good!
BOSSUN:
Really? Your tongue too! / Tasty!

BLACK BOX:
Explanation
BOX:
Saaya's looking for a chance to ask Bossun what he thinks of Himeko?

BLACK BOX:
Explanation
BOX:
But right now, Bossun is actually Himeko, so Switch, feeling responsible, decides
to stop her at all costs! Yeah!

HIMEKO:
Hmm?

HIMEKO:
What... /
What's wrong, Onee-san?
[ TN: "Himeko" almost did not use his Kansai accent ]

ONEESAN:
Um.... /
Oh yeah, Himeko-chan.

ONEESAN:
I didn't see Chuuma-sensei at all... /
Do you know where he went?

pg18:

HIMEKO:
Yeah... /
I know where he is.
ONEESAN:
Is he working?
HIMEKO:
Seem so... he's taking a while.
BOSSUN:
But he's not coming for his meal... /
We're gonna go look for him!

ALL SFX BUBBLE:
*huff*
BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
....!!

HIMEKO:
Chuu-san!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha being rolled up in a ball for?!

CHUUMA:
Ahh... so troublesome. Is there a point for me to breathe?
HIMEKO:
I dunno what's going on, but he's completely demotivated!
CHUUMA:
If everything could just disappear...
HIMEKO:
What was that show of despair?!

pg19:

HIMEKO:
Please, Chuu-san! Make the SoulSwap pills!
BOSSUN:
Pills...
BOSSUN:
Ah!

BOSSUN:
Chuu-san took the demotivational drug!
HIMEKO:
Why the hell?!

HIMEKO:
....
HIMEKO:
Eh?
HIMEKO:
Then...
BOSSUN:
We're...

BOSSUN:
Stuck like this?
YAGI:
To all Kaimei 2nd years.

YAGI:
Classes 2-A to 2-C, you have until 8pm to take a bath.
YAGI:
I repeat.

YAGI:
Classes 2-A to 2-C, please go take a bath.
CAPTAIN:
Let's ask Himeko-chan to tag along!
SAAYA:
Yeah!
BOX:
Next, the bath! Yeah!
OUTRO:
More trouble!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 133 by thewrong

2011-03-01T03:15:13+00:00

ch 133: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 2

SIGN:
Story tailor's summary
TEXT:
I'm the story tailor.
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
Yes, I did not mispronounce teller as tailor. /
So, the 2nd years of Kaimei left for their 3D2N ski trip in Niigata. /
It appears that there was some development in the back of the bus. /
Oh, it seems that Himeko-san was carsick.

TEXT:
Hence, Chuuma-san wanted to give his homemade medicine to her. /
But when he took out his medicine case, there were some other weird pills.
ARROW:
Switched
BOX UNDER HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX UNDER BOSSUN:
Himeko:
BOX BESIDE TSUBAKI:
Thinks he's Bossun.
TEXT:
So, ehem, Bossun-kun and Himeko-san swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And so, how will they survive this school trip?
HIMEKO:
Like i said, who are you?!
INTRO:
A dangerous school trip!

pg02:

CHUUMA:
Listen up.

CHUUMA:
I don't have the pills to return you to normal.
CHUUMA:
Therefore, you are in serious trouble.

CHUUMA:
Do you understand?
HIMEKO:
No shit we do! /
By the way, it's your fault!
BOSSUN:
I can't take this anymore!
BOSSUN:
I was looking forward to this trip! Why did this happen!
SWITCH:
This is a sight to see.

CHUUMA:
Don't be noisy, brats! It's not like I can do anything about it!
HIMEKO:
It's. Your. Fault!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha acting all innocent for?!
CHUUMA:
Just shut up and accept it!

CHUUMA:
Be a man!
BOSSUN:
I'm a girl!

BOSSUN:
What's with this guy?! HE doesn't understand the situation!
BOSSUN:
What kinda attitude is that!
HIMEKO:
Ahhhhhh! What do we do!!

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah, about that.
CHUUMA:
I checked out the kitchen, and...

pg03:

CHUUMA:
And I found the ingredients to make some SoulSwap.
HIMEKO:
For real?!

BOSSUN:
I didn't see that coming! You can make that kind of wonder drug here?!
CHUUMA:
I'm lucky that the ingredients just happened to be here. /
Though to make shady drugs, it's not the materials, but the skill!
HIMEKO:
Don't admit that it's shady! /
And don't say it like you're a experienced chef!

CHUUMA:
By the way, the ingredients are eggs, natto, soy sauce, beef, leeks,
sukiyaki stock, and that thing that gives a ocean blue flame.
HIMEKO:
That was what we just had for lunch!
BOSSUN:
Are you sure you're not just winging it here?!

CHUUMA:
Anyway, I'll get a room to make the SoulSwap. /
I brought a beaker and a pipette too.
HIMEKO:
NOW it's chemistry?!
CHUUMA:
If this goes well, I'll be doone before dinner.
BOSSUN:
A SoulSwap's that easy to make?!

HIMEKO:
So... we just gotta hang on until you're done?
CHUUMA:
Yeah, just go ski or snowboard for a while.

SFX:
*peek*
PRINCIPAL:
Wahaha!
PERSON:
Principal, right this way!
CHUUMA:
But, remember...

pg04:

CHUUMA:
Don't ever let anyone know of this.
SKET:
Huh?!
CHUUMA:
If the higher-ups catch wind of this, /
there goes my job for sure.
SKET:
As if i care!

HIMEKO:
You get what you deserve!
BOSSUN:
NOW you're trying to save your own ass?!
CHUUMA:
Then you know what happens after I get fired?

CHUUMA:
You'll lose your club advisor.
SKET:
Ugh.

CHUUMA:
And then, what happens? The club gets disbanded, no?
HIMEKO:
We get it, we get it!
SWITCH:
I haven't heard that threat in a while.
BOSSUN:
I've been wanting to say this for a while, but you suck!

HIMEKO:
Eh, where's Tsubaki? /
He thinks he's me, right?
SWITCH:
By me, she means Bossun.
BOSSUN:
That was complicated...

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah, don't worry. I gave him a Hypno and told him to return to being Tsubaki.

CHUUMA:
He should be back to normal by now.

pg05:

SIGNS READ "KATSUKIYA"

TSUBAKI:
...

SFX:
*pop*

SFX:
*gulp*

TSUBAKI:
Return to normal!
TSUBAKI:
I'm Tsubaki Sasuke!

TEXT:
I'm not Bossun!
TEXT:
Become Tsubakiiiii!!!

TEXT:
Become Tsubaki, become Tsubaki...
CAT:
Meow
TEXT:
Bwecome Tsubaki... Hmm?
[ TN: Tsubaki went "nyaa", the sound a cat makes in Japanese ]
T
TEXT:
Don't bwe distracted by a cat! Focus! Fwocussssss!!!
TEXT:
Become Tsubaki, bwecome Tsubaki...

pg06:

CHUUMA:
Just leave the rest to me.
CHUUMA:
I'm gonna shut myself in, just go pass the time for a while.
HIMEKO:
We're counting on you, Chuu-san!
BOSSUN:
We're REALLY counting on you!!

SKET:
Whew... / So.

HIMEKO:
What to do now?
BOSSUN:
We shouldn't wander off. /
Our cover's gonna blow if we talk to others.
HIMEKO:
Hmmm, but then...

HIMEKO:
We should have fun, it's the school trip!
[ TN: Bossun managed to pull off an accurate Kansai accent ]
BOSSUN:
Eh?!

BOSSUN:
What was that! Did you imitate me?
HIMEKO:
I'm really good at this!
BOSSUN:
You really nailed the way I speak!

BOSSUN:
That's our Bossun! You won't get busted like that! /
Aha! I'll try imitating you!

HIMEKO:
I can imitate you really well too... er, yo!
[ TN: Himeko tries to speak like Bossun, but failed. ]
BOSSUN:
You're terrible at it!

pg07:

HIMEKO:
But we sound exactly like how we should, so it should be fine, right?
SWITCH:
If you don't say anything more than necessary, yeah.
BOSSUN:
Nobody's gonna drag us into a deep conversation in the middle of a ski
trip anyway!

SWITCH:
That's right.

SWITCH:
Hm...

SAAYA:
What does Bossun think of Himeko-chan?

SWITCH:
Why don't you ask him directly?
SAAYA:
I'll find an opportunity to.
TEXT:
What do you think of Himeko-chan?
TEXT UNDER BOSSUN:
Actually Himeko
SAAYA:
She'll get hurt after asking so seriously.

BOSSUN:
Look at me, I'm an idiot!
HIMEKO:
The hell is that?!

HIMEKO:
Hm, what's wrong Switch? You're sweating a storm there.
SWITCH:
This is bad. I need to intervene.
HIMEKO:
"Intervene"?
SWITCH:
I-It's nothing!

pg08:

TSUBAKI:
To all Kaimei 2nd years. /
You are free to do anything until 5pm.

BOSSUN:
Oh, it's Tsubaki. /
Looks like he's back to normal.
TSUBAKI:
Everyone, change into your ski gear and meet at the slope, meow.
HIMEKO:
Alright, let's go!

HIMEKO:
"meow"? / ...?
BOSSUN:
Switch, you're gonna ski or snowboard?
SWITCH:
Snowboard ftw.
BOSSUN:
Ah, I wanna do that too, teach me!

HIMEKO:
Where's the ski gear?
SWITCH:
It's in our rooms, I believe.
BOSSUN:
Hmm?

YABASAWA:
Ah, Himeko-chan, there you are! Let's go!
HIMEKO:
Oh yeah!
BOSSUN:
.....

BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
See ya, Himeko! /
HIMEKO:
Go to my room, I'll meet you at the slope later!

pg09:

HIMEKO:
Hey, where's our room?
BOSSUN:
Hold it.
SFX:
*clap*
HIMEKO:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
Ah, sorry Yabasawa-san. /
Can you head back first?
YABASAWA:
? ... Awfully sure.
BOSSUN:
Sorry 'bout that.

HIMEKO:
What was that for? I wanna go change already!
BOSSUN:
-for real?!
HIMEKO:
Ah?

BOSSUN:
Are you for real?!
HIMEKO:
Come again?

HIMEKO:
Huh?! What was that for? And I could do that face?!
BOSSUN:
ARE. YOU. FOR. REAL.
HIMEKO:
Cut that out! It's a scary face!

HIMEKO:
Whatcha being so pissed for?!
BOSSUN:
You're taking it too normally! You do know you're gonna see my naked body?!
HIMEKO:
Ah?! Not like I can help that!

HIMEKO:
And it's not a big deal anyway.
BOSSUN:
It is!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
I will murder you! You're talking about a female high school student's
body here!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! You think I'm interested in YOUR body?!
BOSSUN:
What?!

BOSSUN:
Also, you're gonna see the other girls changing!
HIMEKO:
Eh...?

HIMEKO:
O-

HIMEKO:
Other girls?
TEXT:
SHould I wear tights? /
This is cute~ /
I can't ski! /
My bra's too tight now...

HIMEKO:
Uwaaahhh!! Girls will be changing all around me!
BOSSUN:
NOW you realise?!

HIMEKO:
Of course, that would be paradise for a guy like me! .. but no, I
can't take that!
BOSSUN:
This guy's actually thought of doing it...
SWITCH:
Bossun's a normal high school boy after all.

HIMEKO:
Fine! I'll go change in the bathroom myself!
BOSSUN:
NEVEEEER!!
HIMEKO:
Bwgh!!

pg11:

BOSSUN:
Kyaaaa!! My body!! /
I just hit myself with all my strength!

HIMEKO:
Ugh... But that didn't hurt that much. /
My slap's so damn weak...
SWITCH:
This just gets better every time.

HIMEKO:
Fine, I'll just change without looking, okay?!
BOSSUN:
Never! No way I can leave you alone!

BOSSUN:
.... / .... It's
BOSSUN:
It's not a matter of whether you'll see it or not.
HIMEKO:
Ah?

BOSSUN:
You're...
BOSSUN:
You're gonna...

BOSSUN:
You're gonna touch, right?
HIMEKO:
What?!

HIMEKO:
...

pg12:

HIMEKO:
Nope, never will.
BOSSUN:
Liar!
BOSSUN:
There was a pause!

HIMEKO:
Really, I won't touch.
BOSSUN:
I can't trust you!

HIMEKO:
Cross my heart, I'm not gonna touch!
BOSSUN:
No way, no way!

HIMEKO:
I'll rather die before I do that.
BOSSUN:
Just touch me already!

HIMEKO:
Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha being so insistent for! /
It kinda hurts my feelings!
SWITCH:
This is a difficult age for all of us.

SFX:
*open*

GIRL:
Eh?

HIMEKO:
Ah.

GIRL:
We've already changed Himeko, where are you going?
HIMEKO:
Erm, uh, I was pooping!
GIRL:
Huh?!

HIMEKO:
I came here to fetch my ski wear, where is it?
GIRL:
Fetch? It's inside. You're not gonna change in there?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah, I'm gonna go someplace else...
GIRL:
Eh?

pg13:

SIGN:
Do not disturb! -Chuuma.

CHUUMA:
Alright, preparations are done.
CHUUMA:
Time to start.

CHUUMA:
It's partially my fault that it happened, so.
CHUUMA:
Let's get this over with!

CHUUMA:
...

CHUUMA:
Darn, I'm feeling sleepy... /
Aha, that's it!

CHUUMA:
Hehehe, / Hypno!

CHUUMA:
I don't feel sleepyyyyy... and there.
SFX:
*pop*

CHUUMA:
Now I'm feeling so...
CHUUMA:
...Hm? / Eh?
CHUUMA:
I feel so.... / Hmm...

pg14:

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

SWITCH:
I see you've brought your stuff.
BOSSUN:
Yeah...
SWITCH:
Use the guys' rooms, nobody's gonna come back.
HIMEKO:
We really got a sucky room after losing that skipping contest...

SWITCH:
The only solution to your current problem:
SWITCH:
"Help each other change".

SWITCH:
One person will be blindfolded, the other will change for him/her.
SWITCH:
It's troublesome, but it's the only way.

SWITCH:
I'll keep a lookout, just get this over with.
BOSSUN:
Okay...

SWITCH:
Well, all the best (lol)
HIMEKO:
What was that lol for!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Okay...
BOSSUN:
Lessee... / For now,

BOSSUN:
Put on the blindfold.
SFX:
*slip*
HIMEKO:
Yeah.
HIMEKO:
Uwah, it's pitch-black.

BOSSUN:
Then...
BOSSUN:
Hmmm...
BOSSUN:
Err...

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna strip you?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah...

BOSSUN:
Hands up.
HIMEKO:
Mm.

SFX:
*slip*
SFX:
*lift*

HIMEKO:
What the hell?!
HIMEKO:
What's going on?!

pg16:

HIMEKO:
Erm...
HIMEKO:
Himeko-san, hey...

HIMEKO:
What situation am I currently in...?
BOSSUN:
Ah?!! /
You're in your underwear!!
BOSSUN:
Specifically, bra and panties! DON'T TOUCH, EVER!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna put the ski wear on you...
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah... / Just do this quickly!

BOSSUN:
....

BOSSUN:
Whoa, I've never seen my back properly before...

pg17:

TEXT:
But doesn't my back look really pretty?

TEXT:
So fair! So smooth! /
I'm like a Russian!

TEXT:
Check out that tight curve! Whoa!
Doesn't all of that make it a perfect body?!

TEXT:
My body should be in the House of Wax or something! /
Like, "Hey missy, why aren't you a model yet?" and stuff!
HIMEKO:
Oi!
HIMEKO:
Oi!

HIMEKO:
Oi!
BOSSUN:
Eh... Ah!
HIMEKO:
Put on my clothes, it's freezing, man!

BOSSUN:
...Tch!

BOSSUN:
If I was a guy, I'd go for me!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! Stop speaking nonsense! I'm gonna die of hypothermia here!
BOSSUN:
Uwaaah!! Don't touch me! /
Kyaaaa!! My body!

pg18:

SFX:
*open*

HIMEKO:
Wheeeeeeewwwwwwww...

SWITCH:
Looks like you managed to change.
HIMEKO:
First time I've ever got so tired from just changing clothes.

BOSSUN:
Anyway, we're finally in our ski gear.
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

SKET:
Let's go to the slope!

HIMEKO:
!!

pg19:

HIMEKO:
Ahh!!
BOSSUN:
Hm?

BOSSUN:
What happened, Bossun?
HIMEKO:
Ah.
HIMEKO:
Ah!

HIMEKO:
Erm... /
see...
HIMEKO:
I...

HIMEKO:
I need to go to the toilet.

SKET:
UWEEEEEEEHHHHH???!!!
BOX:
How will this turn out? Stay tuned for the next chapter, "Bossun and Himeko goes to the toilet"!
OUTRO:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 132 by thewrong

2011-02-20T05:20:39+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

ch 132: School Trip Rhapsody Pt 1

pg01:

SKET:
oh, look at the green pasture~
[ TN: They're singing a Japanese folk song, "Makiba wa Midori" ]

SKET:
A sea of grass~~
SKET:
The gentle breeze~

SKET:
Oh, look at the green pasture~

SKET:
See how thick it grew~

BOSSUN:
Hoi!

TSUBAKI:
What was that for, bastard!
INTRO:
2-C, as energetic as always! But why is Tsubaki here?
BOX:
On the way to the 3-day ski trip for their school trip.

pg02:

TEXT:
Ehem, as you know, we have 8 classes, from A to H. However, due to
unforeseen circumstances, there are only 7 buses.
TEXT:
Thus, we will have to decide to split a class to join the other 7 by
drawing lots.

TEXT:
Attention please!
TEXT:
Will the class representatives come forward?

HIMEKO:
Look, look! I can't recognise the scenery anymore! /
We really travelled a long way!
BOSSUN:
Hey, hey, Chuu-san! It's past 10am, so we can bust out the snacks now right?
CHUUMA:
Whatever.

BOSSUN:
I brought Pocky! You want some, Chuu-san?
CHUUMA:
Yeah, 2 of them.
HIMEKO:
Ahhhh I'm stumped, what should be sing next?
HIMEKO:
How about "Perfume"? But it's so embarrassing by myself, someone
sing with me!
TSUBAKI:
...
TEXT:
The chosen class 2-F's rep.
BOSSUN:
Himeko, you?
HIMEKO:
Yeah, I'll take 2.

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Switch, you? Pocky, I mean.
SWITCH:
Gimme 2.

TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
Tch.

BOSSUN:
Huh?! / What did you...? Did you just go 'tch'?
BOSSUN:
Did you want some Pocky too?!

TSUBAKI:
I-I don't not want some Pocky!
BOSSUN:
Which way is it?! /
You have "I want it" written all over your face!
TSUBAKI:
I'm not! I'm not a child, why would I want Pocky!
BOSSUN:
Pocky's compulsory for long trips! Don't underestimate the addictiveness
of Pocky!
TSUBAKI:
That made no sense!

TSUBAKI:
Hmph fine! I have cookies anyway!
BOSSUN:
Huh?! /
Cookies?! That's even more childish than Pocky!

LABEL:
Kuki Wakame
BOSSUN:
Kuki Wakame?!
[TN: It's a seaweed snack]

BOSSUN:
Not "cookie", but "Kuki"?! What the hell?!
TSUBAKI:
Don't mock my Kuki Wakame! It's full of fiber and surprisingly delicious.
BOSSUN:
Do you have to eat that now?! /
And don't nickname that as "cookie"!

pg04:

GIRL:
Hey, how is it going with Seiji-kun, Tomoko?
TOMOKO:
Uhhhh, good I guess?
GIRL:
Kyaaa, I'm so jealous!

GIRL:
Ahhh, I wish I had a boyfriend too!
TOMOKO:
Sacchin, you have someone you like too right? Go tell him!

TOMOKO:
I heard many couples are formed during a school trip.

CAPTAIN:
... Bossun.
SAAYA:
Eh?!

pg05:

SAAYA:
Eh, what? Bo-
CAPTAIN:
You want some?
SAAYA:
Huh?! / "Some"?

CAPTAIN:
Monsoon.
SAAYA:
Monsoon?!
SAAYA:
Oh, it's just Monsoon... /
What kind of snack is named Monsoon?!

CAPTAIN:
Why so spaced out, Saaya?
SAAYA:
Eh? I-I'm not spacing out!
CAPTAIN:
Really? Your face is red and you're so restless. /
You look like the girl on the "Maiden in Love" chips.
SAAYA:
"Maiden in Love" chips? It's an actual snack?!

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
Hey...
CAPTAIN:
Hmm? / What?

SAAYA:
Captain, you're friends with the Sket-dan, right?
CAPTAIN:
Yeah! / You're too lately!

SAAYA:
Yup.
SAAYA:
Not that friendly though...
SAAYA:
... And...

SAAYA:
About Bos-

SAAYA:
... / Uhhh, never mind.
CAPTAIN:
Eh? Did you want to ask something? /
Want some "Maiden in Love" chips?
SAAYA:
I don't!

pg06:

ONEESAN:
We're stopping here for 20 hours, don't stray too far!
CHUUMA:
20 minutes, 20 minutes!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna grab some takoyaki! Maybe a frankfurt too!
HIMEKO:
How much are you gonna eat, man! /
I'm have some curry rice!
BOSSUN:
How much are you gonna eat, man!

BOSSUN:
And some souvenirs! And a pennant!
HIMEKO:
This isn't the final stop, you know? /
And a pennant?!

pg07:

SWITCH:
What's up, Saaya.

SAAYA:
W-what?! Nothing's up!
SAAYA:
Go somewhere else, jerk!
SWITCH:
Hahaha, I expected nothing less from a tsundere.

SAAYA:
.... /
Bossun and Himeko-chan's going to buy something to eat, you're not going to?
SWITCH:
Nope, I'm not hungry.

SAAYA:
Why not? Don't the three of you stick together all the time?
SWITCH:
No we don't. / Why would you think so?

SAAYA:
But... Bossun and Himeko are always together...
SWITCH:
Ah yeah, those two. /
I'm independent, you know. Sometimes a chapter passes and I don't even
have a line.
SAAYA:
Huh?

SWITCH:
To put it simply, Bossun and Himeko are like Lupin and Jigen,
then I'm Goemon.
SAAYA:
That's not simple!
[TN: Reference to Lupin III]

SAAYA:
H-
SAAYA:
Hey, Switch...

pg08:

SAAYA:
What does Bossun
SAAYA:
think of Himeko-chan?

SWITCH:
What do you mean?
SAAYA:
But!

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
Bossun and Himeko-chan...
SAAYA:
Seem so close...

SWITCH:
....
SWITCH:
Hmmm.

SWITCH:
Yeah. / Though I'd say they're not involved in a romantic relationship.
SWITCH:
But I don't know what they think.

pg09:

SWITCH:
If it bothers you, why don't you ask Bossun himself?

SAAYA:
...! Don't be stupid! It's not like I'm interested or anything!
SWITCH:
That so?
SAAYA:
Yeah! There's no way I'll ask him! Stupid!

SWITCH:
Really?
SWITCH:
Can't you just work that into a normal conversation between friends?

SAAYA:
T-That's right...
SWITCH:
And it'll be easier to ask such a touchy question on this trip, don't
you think?

SAAYA:
... Oh, / yeah....
SAAYA:
T-Then...

SAAYA:
I'll ask him when I get the chance.

pg10:

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
Ugh...

CHUUMA:
Oh? / Himeko, did you eat too much?
HIMEKO:
No, I'm carsick... /
I can't take buses that well...

HIMEKO:
Ah, even though I say that, I'm still pretty sure I can take down the bus
in a fight!
CHUUMA:
No, you'll definitely die! What's with that pride!

CHUUMA:
I've got some medicine for carsickness.
HIMEKO:
Thanks, Chuu-san.
CHUUMA:
No problem.

CHUUMA:
I made it myself, so it should work like magic.
HIMEKO:
!!!

HIMEKO:
Eh?! You made it?! /
Then I'm fine already...
CHUUMA:
No, you're still woozy. /
Hmm, where did I left it...
HIMEKO:
No, really! /
I'm feeling so much better now!
CHUUMA:
Don't lie! Just take it already!

pg11:

CHUUMA:
Here you go.
HIMEKO:
Ugh!

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaaaaah!! Stop this, please! /
You gonna make me take these sinister-looking pills?!
BOSSUN:
Hey, what's up? /
Ugh! /
What's that dark aura!

BOSSUN:
Um, Chuuma-sensei, what's this suspicious medicine box?
CHUUMA:
Ah, it's filled with my shady homemade pills.
BOSSUN:
Even you admit it's shady!
SWITCH:
Check this out, there's purple and green capsules.
HIMEKO:
And don't put a skull on it!

TSUBAKI:
Sensei, what's this one for?
CHUUMA:
Hm? / That one?

CHUUMA:
That's my demotivational drug.
HIMEKO:
Why did you make that?!

SWITCH:
I don't see an actual purpose for that.
CHUUMA:
I made it by accident. I heard that everyone lost their motivation and
the world was plunged into despair once. Lucky I managed to rediscover
the means to do so.
BOSSUN:
What the hell are you planning to do?!
TSUBAKI:
W-What do the other pills do?

CHUUMA:
The others? / Lessee...

pg12:

CHUUMA:
Here's one to turn you into a kid, this makes you invisible, that
stimulates hair growth and the one over there makes your emotions
and expressions messed up.
SWITCH:
All of which, Bossun has experienced.
BOX:
Makes you into a child
BOX:
Messes up your expressions and emotions
BOX:
Makes you invisible
BOX:
Makes your hair grow
BOSSUN:
So why the hell are you carrying them in solid form!

TSUBAKI:
That box alone would be worth a fortune.
BOSSUN:
There's still 3 more, tell us what they do!
CHUUMA:
Oh? You're actually interested?

CHUUMA:
The black one, "Hypno" puts you in a hypnotic state.
BOSSUN:
That's actually dangerous!

CHUUMA:
This stops you from being carsick.
BOSSUN:
You put it in here?!
HIMEKO:
Don't mix that up with the other weird drugs!

CHUUMA:
And the indigo one switches the personalities of 2 people who took it.
I call it "SoulSwap".
BOSSUN:
What?!

CHUUMA:
That concludes the introduction to my mini medicine box. Himeko, take it.
HIMEKO:
Waitwaitwait!
BOSSUN:
The last one sounds awesome!
TSUBAKI:
What's with that SoulSwap thing?!

pg13:

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah... just nice, you pair of twins are here.
TWINS:
?

CHUUMA:
Alright, Tsubaki, Bossun. /
I'm gonna explain how this drug works.
BOSSUN:
Hm? /
Okay...

CHUUMA:
Two people will have to take the SoulSwap at the same time.
SIGNS READ 'A' AND 'B'

CHUUMA:
Then, they will feel as if they were struck by lightning for a moment.

CHUUMA:
This will put what you might call a soul into an unstable state.
BOSSUN:
This guy's saying it like he's reading off the phonebook.
TEXT INSIDE BODIES READ 'SOUL'

CHUUMA:
Then, the unstable souls will escape and occupy the other body. What
happens next?
TWINS:
...

CHUUMA:
Their personality is swapped!
TWINS:
........

CHUUMA:
So try it already.
BOSSUN:
Never!

pg14:

BOSSUN:
You want us to take that crazy drug in this bus?! Hell no!
CHUUMA:
I need a pair of twins for this experiment, it'll have a higher success
rate!
BOSSUN:
Experiment? Success rate? /
Did you even test this drug before?!

CHUUMA:
Yeah. /
It went very well with my mice.
BOSSUN:
Mice?!

BOSSUN:
How can you tell if their personalities swapped?!
CHUUMA:
Of course I do! Mickey and Algernon did swap! /
Take it, dammit!
BOSSUN:
No way! /
And you do realise we're on the way to a school trip?!

HIMEKO:
SHADDUP, ALL OF YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LITERALLY DYING HERE?! SILENCE!
BOSSUN:
Eh?!!

HIMEKO:
Just take the damn pill already!!
BOSSUN:
Ehhhh??!!!

BOSSUN:
ugh... fine...
HIMEKO:
I.. can't take this... Chuu-san, medicine....
HIMEKO:
Ugh...
ONEESAN:
Chuuma-sensei, what's happening back there?
CHUUMA:
Ah! / It's nothing, don't worry!

pg15:

CHUUMA:
'Kay
CHUUMA:
Take it.
TWINS:
...
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN'S HEAD:
Why...

SFX:
*opens*

SFX:
*gulp*
CHUUMA:
...
CHUUMA:
H-How do you feel?

CHUUMA:
Whoaaa!!

CHUUMA:
They look like they've just got struck by lightning!
CHUUMA:
That's good!
CHUUMA:
And then...

CHUUMA:
Yes! They fainted!
SWITCH:
We're doing something really crazy at the back of the bus.

TSUBAKI:
... Hm?

SWITCH:
Alright, Tsubaki woke up!
TSUBAKI:
Mmmmmmm...
CHUUMA:
Yes, and now you should be Bossun!

pg16:

TSUBAKI:
*clickclackclickclack* /
Chuu-san, did it work?
CHUUMA:
Bossuuuuuuunnn!!!

TSUBAKI:
Uwah, my body's beside me!
CHUUMA:
Success!!

CHUUMA:
So Tsubaki should be inside Bossun!
CHUUMA:
C'mon, wake up already!
SWITCH:
And the actual school trip hasn't even started yet.

BOSSUN:
The hell is this?
[ "Bossun" speaks in a Kansai accent ]

TSUBAKI:
??!!!

CHUUMA:
"The hell is this"?
TWINS:
?!?!?!?!?!

pg17:

CHUUMA:
What was that?
BOSSUN:
Ah!
BOSSUN:
My body's right there!

HIMEKO:
Kyaaaaa!! Why am I in Bossun!
CHUUMA:
W-Wait! What's going on!

CHUUMA:
Then, who's in here?
TSUBAKI:
Isn't it Himeko?
BOSSUN:
No, I'm right here?

BOSSUN:
Me and Bossun are right here, so that'll be Tsubaki?
TSUBAKI:
Rather, why is she asleep too?!
HIMEKO:
Mmmmm...
SWITCH:
Ohh, she's waking up.

CHUUMA:
W-Who are you?

HIMEKO:
I'm Bossun...?
ALL:
Ehhhhhh?!?!

CHUUMA:
Wait, let's get this straight! Who's who now?!
HIMEKO:
I wanna know myself!
BOSSUN:
What the heck's going on!?
TSUBAKI:
I'm Bossun!!
SWITCH:
This is no laughing matter, Chuu-san!
CHUUMA:
Switch, you have nothing to do with this! Shaddup!

pg18:

CHUUMA:
...So, /
Somehow,

CHUUMA:
It became like this.
BOX:
Took the SoulSwap by accident.
BOX:
Took the SoulSwap.
BOX:
Took the Hypno by accident.

SWITCH:
Simply put, Bossun and Himeko switched, while Tsubaki is convinced
that he's Bossun.
CHUUMA:
Yeah... tch.

CHUUMA:
This one's just irritating.
TSUBAKI:
What?!
TSUBAKI:
It's your fault for giving me the wrong pill!

CHUUMA:
Not like it was on purpose. /
Those two look alike.
TSUBAKI:
You made them, dammit!

CHUUMA:
A-Anyway, since they all work, I'll just return you to normal.

CHUUMA:
It's easy, see.
TEXT BESIDE TSUBAKI:
Hypno ->
Tell him to turn back into Tsubaki.
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO AND BOSSUN:
SoulSwap.
Swap.
CHUUMA:
Tsubaki will take Hypno again, Himeko and Bossun will take the Soulswap.
HIMEKO:
That's it!
BOSSUN:
Then let's do it already!

CHUUMA:
Then, the SoulSwap...

CHUUMA:
.....?
CHUUMA:
Hm? / Eh?

pg19:

CHUUMA:
Ah.
ALL:
Huh?!

HIMEKO:
Huh?! / Did you just say "Ah."?! What was that "ah." for?!
BOSSUN:
What's wrong?!

CHUUMA:
Ah.... Hahaha...
CHUUMA:
You see...

CHUUMA:
Now that I've checked it....
CHUUMA:
Seems that they're all Hypnos... They look alike, y'know?

CHUUMA:
So...
SFX:
*gulp*
CHUUMA:
Erm...

CHUUMA:
Looks like you won't be returning to normal anytime soon... /
Hahaha...
SFX:
*badump* x4
CHUUMA:
So, my bad, but...

CHUUMA:
Stay like that for the next 3 days, yeah?
ALL:
UWEEEEEHHHHHHHH???!?!!
OUTRO:
The curtains open to a complicated school trip!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 131 by thewrong

2011-02-18T10:58:36+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA

ch 131: Skip!

pg01:

INTRO:
This homeroom session is about...?
CHUUMA:
So, you guys...

CHUUMA:
It's the school trip next week!
CLASS 2-C:
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

BOSSUN:
YEAAAAAH, YEAAAAAH !!! OHHH YEAAAAAAHH!!!!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, you're too excited! Calm down a little, man!
CHUUMA:
Shaddup, brats!

CHUUMA:
I think you know, but our school trip is always a ski trip at Niigata.
BOSSUN:
Why a ski trip, though?
HIMEKO:
Yeah, usually it's Kyoto or Okinawa.

CHUUMA:
Don't be selfish, d'you know the mangaka doesn't have time to actually go to
Kyoto or Okinawa to gather material for that?
BOSSUN:
Huh? /
Whatcha talking about?
HIMEKO:
He's going off track now.

CHUUMA:
He just so happened to go to a ski trip in Niigata with his editor,
so he went "Oh well, I'll just use these pictures we have as material,
if only I had time to go to better places..."
BOSSUN:
Enough, enough!
HIMEKO:
Who are you, man!

CHUUMA:
Rather, how long is this manga gonna be stuck in autumn?
BOSSUN:
Chuu-san, please, stop!

pg02:

SIGN:
2-B
JASON:
Now,

JASON:
the rooms each class occupies haven't been decided yet.
BOX:
2-B's teacher-in-charge, Jason-sensei.

BOX:
Still in a dating slump {star}
JASON:
By tradition, /
We'll decide the rooms with a little bit of recreation...
2-B:
Yesterday's date didn't go so well, huh...

CAPTAIN:
Jason-sensei, I'll continue the explanation!
JASON:
Oh, Takahashi-san... /
please do...
2-B:
That's the class rep for you!
2-B:
Good job, Captain!

CAPTAIN:
Alright everybody, listen up! The rooms are ranked! /
A-rank would be super awesome! D-rank would be super pathetic!
CAPTAIN:
And to decide who gets what...

CAPTAIN:
Naturally, a skipping contest involving the whole class!
2-B:
Why?!

pg03:

2-B:
Sk-Skipping?!
2-B:
Do we really have to do it like that?!
SAAYA:
...
CAPTAIN:
Based on the number of consecutive skips!
2-B:
This is a messed-up school!

CAPTAIN:
The contest's in 4 days time! We're aiming for the top! Let's practice
for half an hour after school, yeah?
CAPTAIN:
That's my super atheletic class! /
And, what's this crazy mood now?!

CAPTAIN:
Then, let's decide who swings the rope! /
Any volunteers?
SAAYA:
Yes!

CAPTAIN:
Eh?

GIRL:
Saaya. are you serious?
SAAYA:
Yeah, I wanna do it!
2-B:
Agata's gonna do it?
2-B:
For real?

HORII:
Agata-san, do you know how heavy a responsibility it is?

pg04:

HORII:
It's the most important role.
BOX:
Girl's volleyball team member
Hori'i Kanako
HORII:
We need a tall guy with stamina and atheletic sense. /
You won't cut it.

SAAYA:
We won't know til we try it!
HORII:
No, we already know!
2-B:
Whoa, Saaya vs Horii...
2-B:
2 tsun girls...

HORII:
And Agata-san...

HORII:
Isn't it just because you don't want to skip?

ALL:
...

CAPTAIN:
Oh,
CAPTAIN:
That's right...

CAPTAIN:
Saaya's terrible at sports...
INTRO:
So that's it...
SAAYA:
...

pg05:

2-B:
Okay, /
One more time!

2-B:
Ready... /
Go!

2-B:
One!
[SFX text reads *smack*]
2-B:
Ehhhh?!!

2-B:
Wait wait, who was that!
SAAYA:
Me, I'm sorry...
2-B:
Oi oi!
2-B:
Saaya again?!
2-B:
Who screws up the FIRST jump anyway?

2-B:
We've been going "One! *smack*" all this time!
SAAYA:
E-Er....
2-B:
Please get it right, just once!

SAAYA:
Ah... I'm really, really sorry...
2-B:
U-Uh...!

2-B:
A Saaya that isn't tsun is...!
GUY:
W-Well, we still got time!
GUY:
Yeah, let's work together!

pg06:

HORII:
Why is everyone going so easy on her?
CAPTAIN:
Horii...
HORII:
This is a team contest! We can't afford to even have one person being
a burden to us!

HORII:
Messing up even the first jump, that goes beyond poor atheletic sense.
HORII:
You're just plain careless!

SAAYA:
I know it's my fault...
SAAYA:
But I'm trying my best here...
HORII:
Anyway,

HORII:
Agata-san, can you even ski?
SAAYA:
N-Not at all...
HORII:
Thought so. I don't think you can even with practice, too.

HORII:
I wonder if you really have to go for the school trip.
HORII:
Honestly, you're trouble for us.

2-B:
Oi enough, Horii!
SAAYA:
...
HORII:
What? It's true, right?
2-B:
You didn't have to be so blunt!
CAPTAIN:
Don't let it get to you, Saaya.

CAPTAIN:
Alright, let's continue with practice!
CAPTAIN:
Horii, don't say anything bad too, alright?
HORII:
Hmph!
SAAYA:
Wait!

pg07:

SAAYA:
Who cares about a childish thing like skipping! I'm outta here, I quit!
2-B:
Uwah, here we go again, more trouble!

SAAYA:
The unatheletic old me will just watch.
SAAYA:
Try your best, hmph! See you!
TEXT BESIDE GIRL'S HEAD:
This girl...

SAAYA'S UNIFORM SAYS SAAYA

GUY:
Ahhh, she did it again.
GIRL:
Not like we haven't seen this before, yeah?

2-B:
She's gonna go practice secretly.

2-B:
By the way, hasn't she become more cheerful these days?
2-B:
Yeah, she's easier to talk to now.
2-B:
Would've liked to know more about her earlier, man.

CAPTAIN:
Fufufu, seems like it's working.

CAPTAIN:
I bet she's going there right now.

pg08:

SIGN:
Sket-dan
Open for consultation!
SAAYA:
And so...

SAAYA:
I said something I shouldn't have, /
So I'm gonna practice secretly.
BOSSUN:
Again?

SAAYA:
But..... but!
BOSSUN:
No way you can practice with us!
HIMEKO:
Saaya-chan, you should go back to your class.
SAAYA:
But, we can't get anything done with me around!

SAAYA:
I don't wanna cause trouble for anyone anymore...
BOSSUN:
Hmmm....

SAAYA:
So I need to learn how to skip by my own.
BOSSUN:
From scratch?!

BOSSUN:
WHo knew you sucked at sports that badly...
HIMEKO:
What's your grade for PE? You know, the 1 to 5 thing.

SAAYA:
Try harder!
BOSSUN:
Try harder?!

BOSSUN:
That grade exists?!
SAAYA:
I think it's below 1.
HIMEKO:
How bad can you be?!

pg09:

BOX:
And thus begins Saaya's skipping training.

TEXT:
It's tough to start with that huge rope, so let's practice with the 2 of us.
TEXT:
Jump into my rope, okay?
TEXT:
Okay.

TEXT:
Little missy~
TEXT:
Come in~
[TN: Bossun's singing a song Japanese children sing while skipping.]

TEXT:
Let's go!

TEXT:
Little missy~
TEXT:
Come in~

TEXT:
Let's go!

TEXT:
Little missy~
TEXT:
Come in~

TEXT:
Let's go!

TEXT:
Leetle misshhyyy....
HIMEKO:
Just hop in already!

HIMEKO:
What the hell was that! /
It's just Bossun skipping and jumping alone!
SAAYA:
S-Sorry, I can't catch the timing...
HIMEKO:
How many things can you not do?!

pg10:

[Absolutely nothing!]

pg11:

SAAYA:
Why are you helping me so much?

BOSSUN:
Cause you're giving it your all.

SAAYA:
Tomorrow...
SAAYA:
I'll do my best.

pg12:

BOX:
And on the day of the mass skipping contest...

TAKAKO:
6 classes have taken their turn, and leading the pack, 2-F, led by Tsubaki-kun,
with 78 times!
TAKAKO:
Let's see if this record can be broken!

TAKAKO:
There's only the sports loving 2-B and confident, united 2-C left!
GUY:
You fine, Saaya? You're sweating buckets.
SAAYA:
I-It's not like I'm nervous or anything!

TAKAKO:
Let us begin!

2-B:
Ready, go!

BOSSUN:
Go for it, Saaya!

2-B:
1!

pg13:

2-B:
2!
2-B:
3!
2-B:
4!
ALL:
Whoaaa!!

GUY:
They're in sync!
2-B:
5!
2-B:
6!
GUY:
That's 2-B for you!

2-B:
7!
SAAYA:
*huff*
SAAYA:
*huff*
2-B:
8!

2-B:
9!
HORII:
This girl...

2-B:
10!!!
BOSSUN:
You're doing great, Saaya!!

TAKAKO:
2-B's really racking it up!
TAKAKO:
They're on a great rhythm!

GUY:
That's great, Saaya!
GUY:
When did you...
SAAYA:
D-Don't talk to me now!

pg14:

2-B:
71!
TAKAKO:
They're still going strong!
2-B:
72!
TAKAKO:
Can they break the record?!
2-B:
73!

2-B:
75!

2-B:
76!
TEXT:
My legs...

2-B:
77!
TEXT:
I'm almost...

2-B:
Seventy ei-

pg15:

TAKAKO:
Aaaaand that's the end!
TAKAKO:
Ahhh, just one more shy from 78!

SFX:
*huff*
SFX:
*huff*

SFX:
*huff*
SFX:
*huff*

SAAYA:
Sorry,
SAAYA:
That was me...

2-B:
What are you saying!
2-B:
That's awesome, Agata!
SFX:
*clap*
2-B:
Wahahahaha!
2-B:
How did you get so good!
2-B:
Good work, Saaya!

pg16:

TAKAKO:
Time for the last class! /
2-C! Please get ready!

HORII:
Wait.

HORII:
Why did you lie?

pg17:

HORII:
I was the one that messed up...

SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
It doesn't matter right?
SAAYA:
Trivial stuff like that.

HORII:
I-It matters! /
After what I said, to think that I screwed up... /
Then having you cover for me...
SAAYA:
You're noisy!

SAAYA:
Is it really that important?!
HORII:
!

SAAYA:
Not that I don't know...
SAAYA:
We're too alike, see.

SAAYA:
But, /
It's okay to trip over sometimes.

pg18:

SAAYA:
So,
SAAYA:
It doesn't matter who did what, right?

HORII:
I'm so sorry, Saaya.

SAAYA:
Oh yeah, Horii! /
I gotta ask you for a favour.

HORII:
What is it?

SAAYA:
Teach me how to ski!
BOSSUN:
Alright, let's get it on the road, 2-C!

pg19:

BOSSUN:
Let's show them how good we are when it comes to teamwork!

BOSSUN:
We're not just gonna gun for 79!
BOSSUN:
It's 100!

BOSSUN:
Jump til your legs wither if you have to!

BOX:
In December,
2-C:
Ready, go!

BOX:
Kaimei's 2nd years
2-C:
One!
2-C:
Ehhhh?!!!

TEXT:
Will be off on their school trip!
HIMEKO:
The hell's with you, dammit!
OUTRO:
Saaya, good job! Bossun, it's okay, it's the usual you!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 130 by thewrong

2011-02-15T14:18:30+00:00

ch 130: Tsubaki's lame T-shirt collection

pg01:

SIGN:
Student Council
INTRO:
The usual student council meeting...

TSUBAKI:
Ahhhhh, it's somehow hot today.
TSUBAKI:
I think I'll just take off my shirt.

TSUBAKI:
Even though we're supposed to wear our uniforms at all times in school,
please overlook this this time.
SHIRT READS "ORDER"
TSUBAKI:
Ahhhh it's so hot...

STUDENT COUNCIL:
Here's one of Tsubaki's lame T-shirts again!

pg02:

TSUBAKI:
By the way, Shinba-san.

SHINBA:
W-What is it, Tsubaki-chan?
TSUBAKI:
What's the most important thing to make a better school?

TSUBAKI:
Eh? What about me?
TSUBAKI:
I think it should be "order", no?

STUDENT COUNCIL:
He's trying to draw attention to that shirt!
SHINBA:
Y-Yeah, sure...

pg03:

BOX:
Here's an explanation for "Tsubaki's Lame T-shirts".
BOX:
Tsubaki Sasuke's "secret" hobby is to make original T-shirts.

BOX:
He uses a DIY T-shirt print kit with his designs (somehow, they're all
just 2 kanji characters)

BOX:
During the Gachinko Vivage Battle, it was "regulation".
SHIRT READS "REGULATION"

BOX:
During the Kaimei Rock Festival, it was "Turning Boulder" (i.e. Rock n' Roll).
SHIRT READS "Turning Boulder".

BOX:
Legend has it that most people are unable to say something appropriate when
it comes to Tsubaki's T-shirts.

AGATA:
Oho?

AGATA:
You made another shirt again, Tsubaki?
TSUBAKI:
Ah, you noticed? I wasn't showing it on purpose, though!

pg04:

AGATA:
Yeah, and it's as lame as ever.

INTRO:
He actually said it!!!

pg05:

BOSSUN:
....
BOSSUN:
.... so,

BOSSUN:
Why did you come here?
TSUBAKI:
...

HIMEKO:
My my, looks like you're starting to rely on your older brother, Tsubaki!
I'm gonna brew some delicious tea, just gimme a moment!
BOSSUN:
Why are you so enthusiastic all of the sudden!

TSUBAKI:
I-it's not like I came here in need of help. /
I know you make your own T-shirts, right?
BOSSUN:
Hmm? Yeah. / Like this one?

BOSSUN:
What, you want one too?
TSUBAKI:
I don't!

BOSSUN:
You can get them from the Jump shops* around the country, you know.
[ *TN: A Jump shop or Mekke sells merchandise based on manga in Weekly Jump ]
SWITCH:
You can buy it over the net in Mekke! too.
TSUBAKI:
You can't say that! /
And what's this product placement!

pg06:

TSUBAKI:
Let me have a closer look.

TEXT:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

TEXT:
I see, it's really good. /
Our tastes are different, so I can't be sure, but /
The print is of high-quality. /
So that's what the President was talking about. /
It's the difference is printing quality!
AGATA:
Just go look at Fujisaki's T-shirts!

TSUBAKI:
Fujisaki, / did you make this with a DIY print kit?
BOSSUN:
Huh?!

BOSSUN:
What the hell is that?!
SWITCH:
It's something that uses a screen and some special ink to print designs
on T-shirts.
BOSSUN:
Oh, that. I used one a long long time ago.

BOSSUN:
Not this one though. / I asked my mom to help me make this.
TSUBAKI:
You asked your mom?

TSUBAKI:
You made Akane-san use such a kit to make that T-shirt for you? /
You should do it yourself, fool!
BOSSUN:
You got the wrong idea!

pg07:

BOSSUN:
Mom's a designer, so she asked a supplier she knows to make this.

BOSSUN:
Isn't that awesome? The quality's as good as what you find in stores!

TEXT:
... Un-

TEXT:
Unfair!!!

TSUBAKI:
That's unfair!
BOSSUN:
What is?!

TSUBAKI:
I see now, this is what the President meant! /
You used your mother's connections to make high quality T-shirts!
BOSSUN:
What the hell are you rambling about!

TSUBAKI:
Can I ask Akane-san to make a T-shirt for me too??!!
BOSSUN:
Ehhhhhh?!!

TSUBAKI:
I told the president I'd make a cool shirt that'll surprise him! Then, /
" If you actually can do that, I'll wear it and say it's stylish!" /
He promised!
BOSSUN:
How the hell did that happen?!

pg08:

TSUBAKI:
Why are you here?
BOSSUN:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
It's cause I'm bored... rather, I'm free to be anywhere I like, dammit!
TSUBAKI:
You're distracting me from thinking up a great design!
BOSSUN:
Then you just have crappy willpower!
TSUBAKI:
What did you say?!

TSUBAKI:
Tch, fine. Just don't get in my way.
BOSSUN:
Yeah, I'm here to relax, I could care less about you.
TSUBAKI:
Just say it, you're bored to bits!

pg09:

SFX:
*pssshhhh*

TEXT:
Why did he pour black ink?

TEXT:
He's prepared do calligraphy?!
TEXT:
Is this the beginning of the legendary "Lame T-shirt"?!

BOSSUN:
...

pg10:

BOSSUN:
So...
SHIRT READS "ENDLESS SUMMER"
BOSSUN:
So lame!

TEXT:
It's beyond crappy! Just 2 kanji chracters! And it's handwritten by an
amateur!
TEXT:
And why "Endless Summer"?! Who the hell will walk around like that?!

TEXT:
And what's with that satisfied look?! It's not as good as you
think it is, dude!

BOSSUN:
Oi...
BOSSUN:
Oi.
TSUBAKI:
Hmm?

TSUBAKI:
Don't speak to me. / Didn't I tell you not to distract me?
BOSSUN:
No... I just wanna know something.

BOSSUN:
Why "Endless Summer"?

TSUBAKI:
...

TSUBAKI:
You want to hear my reasoning?
BOSSUN:
... No. / Hmm, actually, tell me why, I'm really curious now.

pg11:

TSUBAKI:
I didn't have a theme this time, so I asked the President. /
"Lessee... How about "summer"?" /
, he said.
TEXT:
I wanted to ask, why kanji?

TSUBAKI:
See how powerful these words are!
BOSSUN:
Erm, / Well...
BOSSUN:
That's not what I asked.

BOSSUN:
Just because the theme is "summer", you didn't have to just write
"Endless Summer" and call it a day.

BOSSUN:
Actually,
BOSSUN:
Just words doesn't count as a design, yeah?

TSUBAKI:
T-THAT'S RIIIIIIGHT!!!

pg12:

TEXT:
That's it! I was too obsessed with the word "summer"!
TEXT:
I should've have gone for a more abstract approach, like picking a motif that
that pertains to summer and build around that!

BOSSUN:
You see...
TSUBAKI:
Not another word!
TSUBAKI:
I understand already!
BOSSUN:
Eh?!

TEXT:
I see now, just words doesn't cut it, I need to use illustrations
to expand my designing skills!
TEXT:
Fujisaki, still as profound as ever!

TEXT:
But, I haven't lost!

SHIRT SAYS "SEA".

BOSSUN:
He so did not get it--!!!!

pg13;

TEXT:
This guy has literally no artistic sense! He just changed the word to
"sea"!
TEXT:
No! It's just that he has a too rigid way of thinking! That's the type
of person who's the most unsuitable for design!

TEXT:
There's that stupid satisifed look again!
TEXT:
I bet he thinks that he was really artistic there!

TEXT:
The hell are those sticks? Bracken?!
TEXT:
What does a plant have to do with summer?

TSUBAKI:
How's this, Fujisaki! I've added a drawing of waves this time!
TEXT:
...waves? Those are waves?!
TEXT:
So this is a surfer?! I thought it was a pixie trapped between some
vegetables!

TEXT:
Dammit, it's getting tougher to resist making fun of this! I wanna go home!
TEXT:
He's looking this way! Is he looking for an opinion? He told me not to butt in!
BOSSUN:
Ehem... / *coughcough*

BOSSUN:
Lessee...
BOSSUN:
It's fine, but...

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Why kanji?

pg14:

TSUBAKI:
What about it! I like the kanji theme! Isn't it fine!
BOSSUN:
No, not that... / It's just that it looks like those T-shirts for
foreigners, you know?
SHIRTS:
TOKYO
HOME
SHOGUN
SAMURAI
FUURINKAZAN
SOUL
The one at the left says FESTIVAL
BOSSUN:
I'm scared that one day you'll end up writing "Ichiban!" or something. /
I know it's your trademark and all, but just using kanji is really a
beginner trick.

BOSSUN:
Can't you use English?

TEXT:
I forgot about that!!

TEXT:
I can't believe I overlooked that! I got too used to using kanji!
What a stupid thing! If I didn't get over this habit of mine, I'll never
create my original style!
TEXT:
English alphabets! They'll make my designs more varied! Why couldn't
I see this before? Now I'm ashamed of just using kanji!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Also...

BOSSUN:
Isn't that word way too big?
TSUBAKI:
That's embarassing!!

BOSSUN:
That may be to your taste, /
but you just can't write "Sea" there and call it a complete design, see. /
It's not funny, it's not cool. /
People'll just see it and go "what the hell is that?!"
TSUBAKI:
H-Hold it!
TSUBAKI:
I-I-I-I get it already!

TSUBAKI:
What would you do then!
BOSSUN:
Ah?
TSUBAKI:
In your case! /
What would you do if you had to design a summer-related T-shirt! Go on,
try it for a while!
BOSSUN:
Ehhhh?!

BOSSUN:
That's so troublesome... /
Lessee, if it was up to me...

BOSSUN:
I'll take away that plant-looking waves.
TSUBAKI:
UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

BOSSUN:
It's hard to draw the sea with plain lines. /
So, don't draw waves.
BOSSUN:
See, like this...

pg16:

BOSSUN:
Add some palm trees in the foreground, and the sea takes the back.
BOSSUN:
We can use some sun and clouds too.
TSUBAKI:
He's good!!

BOSSUN:
For the words, something like this...
TSUBAKI:
That looks really cool!

BOSSUN:
Then I could add a mascot character here.
TSUBAKI:
Whoaaa!!

BOSSUN:
Hmm, the balance isn't there... /
Ah yes! I'll add a lady in a bikini!
TSUBAKI:
Wait wait wait!
TSUBAKI:
A second! / Stop for a second!

TSUBAKI:
Stop going full speed ahead! I can't catch up! /
I'm not that good at drawing!
BOSSUN:
Then can't you just use a photograph?
TSUBAKI:
Photograph?

BOSSUN:
Yeah, just edit it on the computer, /
like making it black and white, smudge it up a little, you know?
TSUBAKI:
There was that option!!!

BOSSUN:
I don't have a photograph now, but to draw it out, it'll look like this?
TSUBAKI:
This guy can draw anything!

pg17:

BOSSUN:
But I won't make it entirely monochrome, it's boring. So I'll print this
in RGB. /
I'll use a gradient for the trees and the sea.
TSUBAKI:
I'm begging you, wait!
TSUBAKI:
You do know you just made a full-blown design, right!

TSUBAKI:
I'll do this myself from now on! You're influencing me too much!
BOSSUN:
W-Whut??
TSUBAKI:
Damn you, Fujisaki! Are you trying to brainwash me?!
BOSSUN:
What's with you?!

TSUBAKI:
Enough! I'll do this at home alone! / Honestly, just how distracting can you get!
BOSSUN:
You told me to try it out, dammit!

TSUBAKI:
Listen, Fujisaki! I'll do this in my own style! I don't need your help! /
Just because you have a bit of creativity...! /
I have the same blood as you, so I should be able to do this too!
BOSSUN:
Shaddup and go home already!

SIGN:
Tsubaki Clinic

pg18:

TEXT:
T-
TEXT:
Tough!

TEXT:
I can't draw something good after so many hours! Even though that Fujisaki can
just churn it out that easily!
TEXT:
Damn you, Fujisaki, for your talent!

TSUBAKI:
...

TEXT:
Can't I just copy some bits from him? ...No no! I can't do that! I can
only use them as hints!
TEXT:
I just gotta bring out my style too! That's it, I got it! Alright!

TSUBAKI:
Ha, Fujisaki! I didn't need your template at all!
TSUBAKI MOM:
Sasuke, dinner!
TSUBAKI:
I'm coming!

TSUBAKI:
And so, Fujisaki's mother helped me make a high quality T-shirt.

pg19:

TSUBAKI:
I've got some hints for the design, but it was mostly my own inspiration.

TSUBAKI:
Actually, I've given up on just using words, so this time I decided to
focus on the art to make a high level design.

TSUBAKI:
So I used a photo and used 2 colours and gradation to add a nice effect there.

TSUBAKI:
How is it, President?

AGATA:
Stylish! {star}
STUDENT COUNCIL:
Super lame--!!!!

OUTRO:
He's helpless!!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 129 by thewrong

2011-02-03T07:41:27+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA

ch 129: Fly, Housuke!

pg01:

INTRO TEXT:
Oh, we found what our cute client was looking for? Another case solved!
[The rest of the text and pg02 is about the 2nd drama CD]

pg03:

INTRO TEXT:
Saaya vs the Sket-dan, a tense face-off...?

SAAYA:
I came here specially today for no other reason.
BOSSUN:
You come here all the time!

SAAYA:
I'm here to give you a request, okay?
BOSSUN:
Whatcha acting high and mighty for?!
HIMEKO:
WHat's wrong?

SAAYA:
Yeah, there's no one I can ask... / can you help me?
SWITCH:
Well, you can talk to Himeko normally.
BOSSUN:
Still as bad with guys as ever, huh.

SAAYA:
Follow me for a while.

pg04:

HIMEKO:
The park?
SAAYA:
Yeah / I found him in a cardboard box and thought it was just so sad...
BOSSUN:
What, a stray dog?
SWITCH:
Saaya loves animals, doesn't she.

SAAYA:
He was injured, so I brought him home, but my parents were against it...

SAAYA:
But I can't just let him go...! / Can I keep him in the clubroom?

SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
Yeah, but even if you say that... / It's tough to keep a dog, y'know?
SAAYA:
It's not a dog, stupid!

HIMEKO:
Then it's a cat? Cats are nice. / Cats won't be a problem for me, I love them!

pg05:

BOSSUN:
What is this, Harry Potter?!

pg06:

SWITCH:
It's an African collared scops owl.
SWITCH:
It's a tiny owl, people do keep them as pets.

SAAYA:
Ahhhhh this stray owl is just so cute!!
BOSSUN:
Wait a moment!

BOSSUN:
What's wrong with your head!
SAAYA:
Eh? I just like to tie my hair like that... why?
BOSSUN:
Not your hairstyle!
HIMEKO:
We thought it'll be a stray dog or cat! Why is it an owl?!

SAAYA:
But he's really a stray!
SAAYA:
What's wrong with a stray owl?
SWITCH:
Absolutely nothing!
BOSSUN:
You, shut up!

BOSSUN:
We can't raise this at home, bring it back where you found it!
HIMEKO:
Who are you, her Dad?
SWITCH:
Even though you say you'll raise it, won't you get bored of it, Saaya?
HIMEKO:
What are you, her Mom?

SAAYA:
Don't be stupid.
BOSSUN:
You're not gonna play along?
HIMEKO:
She's bad with guys, after all.

pg07:

BOSSUN:
Anyway, we can't! Bring him somewhere else!
SAAYA:
Ehhhh why not! Didn't you say "I'll help everyone who needs it!"
BOSSUN:
That's my catchphrase, where did you hear that?!

BOSSUN:
Oh.

BOSSUN:
Oh yeah, isn't he injured or something? / Is he fine?
SAAYA:
His life isn't in danger, but he can't fly...
SWITCH:
I wonder if he got attacked by a dog.

SAAYA:
He didn't do anything wrong, but he still got hurt,
SAAYA:
I felt so sorry for him...

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Tch,
BOSSUN:
Alright, we'll do it.

pg08:

BOSSUN:
At least until its wounds have healed.
SAAYA:
Really?!

SAAYA:
Yay!!! Thanks, Bossun!
BOSSUN:
O-Ohh, what? / The way you thanked me felt weird...
HIMEKO:
Isn't that good for you!
SAAYA:
I-It's not like I'm grateful to you or anything, okay?!
BOSSUN:
You're not?!

BOSSUN:
Well, anyway,
BOSSUN:
Nice to meet you, owl.

SAAYA:
Then, I'll go ask Onii-chan if we can keep him here!
BOSSUN:
That's the younger sister of the President for you.
HIMEKO:
Must be convenient...

BOSSUN:
It seems pretty used to being around humans, so /
there shouldn't be a problem raising it.
HIMEKO:
Yeah, it should be as easy as a parrot, right Switch?

SWITCH:
No,
SWITCH:
Not at all.

SWITCH:
Owls are carnivorous birds and they hunt all the time.
SWITCH:
Usually they don't stick with humans and aren't easy to bring up anyway.

pg09:

BOSSUN:
...
BOSSUN:
O-Oh...
HIMEKO:
Wow...

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Eh? Why do I feel scared all of the sudden?
SWITCH:
Owls were also seen as a omen of death and misfortune in the past.
BOSSUN:
Too much info, man!

SWITCH:
Then here's the important information. /
To feed an owl, you'll need raw flesh. Like a chick, or a rat.
BOSSUN:
Ehhhhh?!!!
HIMEKO:
No no no!! Where do we even find a dead rat?!

SWITCH:
You can buy dead mice in specialty shops. They keep it frozen and sell it
like that.
TEXT:
Stomach sliced and intestines removed.
HIMEKO:
GYAAAAAAHH!!

HIMEKO:
No way, no way! Like we can feed an owl!
SAAYA:
Onii-chan gave us permission!
HIMEKO:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
Huh?! We don't get what you're asking! / What are you finding, man!
SWITCH:
Like I said!
SWITCH:
It's a Madame Familia figurine!
HIMEKO:
Whatcha being all exasperated for! Explain properly!

SWITCH:
Basically, Otakura-kun has a limited edition Cynical Stick from "Magical
Swindler Reality [star] Maji].
SWITCH:
And he was gonna trade for my Madame Familia figurine from "Magical Housewife
Lady [moon] Majorica"
SWITCH:
I dropped it on the way here, so the trade wasn't established. So I thought
we could go look for it together.
BOSSUN:
Yeah, sure we will!

BOSSUN:
I can't even pretend to care about your otaku items and stuff! What's with that
weird "Magical" series anyway?!
SWITCH:
Don't you always say "I'll help anyone who needs it!"?
BOSSUN:
Why does everybody know that?!

BOSSUN:
Don't you already have a Cynical Stick from Momoka's buddies?
SWITCH:
You really don't know anything, do you.

SWITCH:
That one is like a toy compared to Otakura-kun's limited version,
serial-numbered rarity! / Don't you want it?
HIMEKO:
We don't!

pg11:

SWITCH:
Plus, when you press a button, the top will spin and light up!
HIMEKO:
We don't need to know that!

SWITCH:
There's a stand to let you display it around the room too! How awesome is that!
HIMEKO:
What kinda salesman are you?!

BOSSUN:
We don't even know where you dropped it, how are we gonna find it?
Housuke, get off a while, you're heavy.
BOSSUN:
We're gonna need a searchdog for this one.

SAAYA:
I'm back!

SAAYA:
Housuke, time for lunch!

SAAYA:
Here you go, sausages!

pg12:

SFX:
*hop*

ALL:
...

ALL:
So....
ALL:
Easy to raise!

BOSSUN:
What the hell, is this really an owl and not a cat?!
SWITCH:
He's really tame.
HIMEKO:
He's much easier than a cat! / This guy definitely can't hunt for mice!

HIMEKO:
And what's he going "cuckoo" for! / What are you, a cuckoo bird?!
TEXT ABOVE HOUSUKE:
cuckoo~
HIMEKO:
And when did we name him "Housuke"?! It sounds so embarassing!

pg13:

BOSSUN:
He totally doesn't seem like he wants to fly.
SAAYA:
Even though his wounds should've healed by now...
HIMEKO:
What a slacker. / Sleeping all the time, I bet he won't even fly if we bring him
out!

SWITCH:
Don't let your guard down there. Owls become active in the night, you see.
That's when their true self comes out.
BOSSUN:
Huh? / Night?

BOSSUN:
What are you saying! All that night crap and stuff!
HIMEKO:
Oooooh I'm scared!

SWITCH:
.... Hm?
BOSSUN:
.... / Eh?

SWITCH:
Don't you know...
SWITCH:
That owls are nocturnal?

BOSSUN&HIMEKO&SAAYA:
T-That's right---!!!
SWITCH:
...

pg14:

SAAYA:
We're gonna leave Housuke outside?
BOSSUN:
Yeah, / for the whole night.

BOSSUN:
This guy should be able to fly by now. / After the sun sets, he'll fly
to wherever he wants to.
SAAYA:
Eh?

SAAYA:
Then... this'll be the last time we see Housuke?
BOSSUN:
If he flys away, yeah.
SAAYA:
N-No way!!

SAAYA:
Then... I won't be feeding Housuke in the room anymore...
SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
Hey, can't we keep him in the room?
BOSSUN:
Don't be selfish.

BOSSUN:
We can't force a wild animal to stay with humans for long.

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Let Housuke go where he wants to go.

SAAYA:
...
SAAYA:
Yeah. / You're right.

SAAYA:
It's not like I'm listening to you or anything, okay?!
BOSSUN:
Yeah, yeah.

BOSSUN:
Alright! Let's stay over to send Housuke off!
ALL:
YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!

SAAYA:
Kyaa! I'm so excited!
HIMEKO:
Yeah!
SWITCH:
Ah... sorry, I have something on tonight, so I'll pass.
BOSSUN:
Ah? / Don't be such a spoilsport!

BOSSUN:
Then it'll just be the three of us.
BOSSUN:
That okay, Himeko?

SAAYA:
I'm looking forward to it!

pg16:

HIMEKO:
Er... I'll pass this time round...

BOSSUN:
Aw man, you're not gonna stay too? / Looks like it'll just be the two
of us, Saaya.
SAAYA:
Eh?

SAAYA:
Ah...
SAAYA:
Y-Yeah...

pg17:

SAAYA:
He's not flying yet, huh.
BOSSUN:
... Yeah.

BOSSUN:
I think he's scared.
BOSSUN:
Do your best, Housuke!

BOSSUN:
You can fly, Housuke!
BOSSUN:
It's a great big world out there waiting for you!
BOSSUN:
You'll never run out of mice to catch!
BOSSUN:
Time to awaken your wild side!

TEXT:
You just need courage!

BOSSUN:
Whoa!

BOSSUN:
Yes! Fly, Housuke!

pg18:

BOSSUN:
He did it--!!!!
BOSSUN:
He's flying off!!

BOSSUN:
See you, Housuke!!
SAAYA:
Goodbye!!!

SAAYA:
Goodbye. / Bye, Housuke.

SAAYA:
Phew... / It's not like I'm crying or anything.
BOSSUN:
Yeah, I know.

pg19:

BOSSUN:
Hm?

BOSSUN:
Huh?
BOSSUN:
Looks like Housuke's back.
SAAYA:
Ehhh?!!

BOSSUN:
He's holding on to something...
SAAYA:
Eh? / Wait...

SAAYA:
Uwaaaah!!
BOSSUN:
T-That's a rat!

BOSSUN:
Gyaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
BOSSUN:
Housuke's become a scary hunter!

SAAYA:
Ewww, so scary!!
SAAYA:
Don't come here!

HOUSUKE:
Hoot, hoot~
BOSSUN:
Hm?
BOSSUN:
Ah!!

pg20:

BOSSUN:
It's not a rat!
BOSSUN:
It's that Madame Familia thing Switch lost!
BOSSUN:
You found it!!

SAAYA & BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
So it looks like... / This is where Housuke wants to go.
SAAYA:
...

SWITCH:
Ahhh splendid work!
SWITCH:
Good job, Housuke!

pg21:

SWITCH:
I've got the limited edition Cynical Stick! We've done a great job here.
HIMEKO:
You didn't do anything!
BOSSUN:
Housuke was much more useful than you!

HIMEKO:
Oh well, looks like we'll be keeping Housuke from now on.
BOSSUN:
Yeah, / we'll need a perch now.
SWITCH:
Alright, I'm gonna put batteries in this Stick and watch it light up!
BOSSUN:
Were you following this conversation?!

SWITCH:
Whoa! What is it!
HIMEKO:
See? He's angry at you for fooling around with that thing.

BOSSUN:
No, / That's not it.

BOSSUN:
Wahahaha! Looks like that stick turned out to be useful!
HIMEKO:
Now we have a perch!
SWITCH:
It's not meant to be used like that!
OUTRO TEXT:
Welcome to the Sket-dan!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 128 by thewrong

2011-01-30T07:12:11+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

ch128: Twintail Tsudere Girl!

pg01:

BOX:
I-It's not like I wanted to meet you or anything, okay?!
INTRO TEXT:
Tsun!*

[ *TN: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere for this and later on ]

BOX:
Don't get the wrong idea!

BOSSUN:
Shaddup!

BOSSUN:
Just be honest dammit!
HIMEKO:
What?!
HIMEKO:
Who're you talking to?!
BOSSUN:
You like me and you know it!

SWITCH:
He's playing a dating sim I lent him. He wanted to try it out after
seeing me play it.
HIMEKO:
Dating sim?

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
I-I see....

pg02:

HIMEKO:
What, you're actually interested in this kinda things?
BOSSUN:
Man, I quit! This game sucks!
HIMEKO:
You know it. / Games aren't interesting.

SWITCH:
Bossun isn't compatible with tsunderes.
BOSSUN:
Tch. / I don't see how these kinda characters can be attractive!
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.

SWITCH:
Sayaka is the most popular character in the game, though.
BOSSUN:
What's so good about tsunderes! / If they actually exist, I bet they'll
be one heck of an irritating person.
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.
HIMEKO:
Mmhmm.

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Hmm? You don't know what "tsundere" means?

HIMEKO:
C-Course I do! They go "It's not like i etc etc" all the time, right?
BOSSUN:
No, give me the description of a tsundere.
HIMEKO:
Why must I?!

HIMEKO:
...

pg03:

HIMEKO:
It's an abbreviation of twin drills?
BOSSUN:
It's twintails, dammit! The hell is a twin drill?
TEXT:
Twintails
TEXT:
Twin drills
HIMEKO:
Eww, her hair is seriously messed up!

BOSSUN:
Switch, explain.
SWITCH:
It's a girl that's tsuntsun at first, then deredere later.
HIMEKO:
That didn't help!

HIMEKO:
The hell, explain properly!
BOSSUN:
Okay, look here!

BOSSUN:
At first, they are tsuntsun, and they'll say stuff like "I-It's not like
I made this bento for you! Don't get the wrong idea!" /
But she actually likes the guy, then they'll go "If you don't finish
everything I won't forgive you! Just get it already, idiot!"
SWITCH:
This guy is as good as always.

HIMEKO:
What was that! That girl's head is messed up! /
Does she want him to eat the bento or not?!
BOSSUN:
H-How would i know?! / That was just an example!
HIMEKO:
She just has crazy mood swings! If she like him, don't be tsun!
BOSSUN:
You're not getting this, aren't you?!

pg04:

SAAYA:
Is this the Sket-dan?

BOSSUN:
Hmm? (text at the side: Twintails?)
BOSSUN:
Lessee...
BOSSUN:
Can we help you?

pg05:

SAAYA:
I-It's not like I came because I needed something!
INTRO TEXT:
Tsuntsun!
SKET:
Here's a weird tsundere!

SAAYA:
I came for a consultation, okay?!
BOSSUN:
There was something you wanted, dammit!

pg06:

BOSSUN:
Lessee... what's your name?

SKET:
...

BOSSUN:
Erm...

BOSSUN:
Your. Name. Please!
SAAYA:
Listen!

SAAYA:
When you ask for someone's name, you have to introduce yourself first, pervert!
BOSSUN:
Huh?!!!

BOSSUN:
S-She just insulted me!!!
HIMEKO:
Can't be helped that you're a pervert.
BOSSUN:
Huh?!
SWITCH:
We should introduce ourselves first, then.

pg07:

BOSSUN:
I'm Bossun.
HIMEKO:
I'm Himeko.
SWITCH:
This is Switch!

SAAYA:
Mm.
SAAYA:
*cough*

SAAYA:
Hello!*
[ *TN: Saaya actually says Hello in English ]
BOSSUN:
No, we're not foreigners, man!

BOSSUN:
That's our nicknames! Nicknames!
SAAYA:
Eh... / Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Rather, where did you think a Bossun came from?

SAAYA:
Don't use your nicknames, that's confusing! /
I thought you were French!
BOSSUN:
You can tell just by looking! I'm 100% Japanese! /
And wouldn't you sat "Bonjour" instead?!

SAAYA:
D-Don't get the wrong idea!
BOSSUN:
You're the one that did!

pg08:

SAAYA:
I'm Saaya!
SKET:
Ehh?!

BOSSUN:
Isn't that your nickname too!?
SAAYA:
Fufufu...

SAAYA:
You're wrong! My name is actually Sa'aya! /
Don't get the wrong idea!
BOSSUN:
You just wanted to say "Don't get the wrong idea", didn't you?!

SAAYA:
Fufufu, / Now we're even!
SAAYA:
Next time, I'll make you speechless! Don't forget!

pg09:

SAAYA:
Ah... / I have a request...
SKET:
S-She's...

SKET:
an airhead!
BOSSUN:
G-Give us a sec...

HIMEKO:
What are we gonna do, this one's a masterpiece...
BOSSUN:
She's tsundere, an airhead, has large boobs, twintails and knee-length socks, man!
SWITCH:
She's just like someone out a dating sim.

SWITCH:
She's just lacking the younger-sister trait.
SAAYA:
What are you whispering there!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
...And, / about your request...

BOSSUN:
You want us to get rid of that tsundere personality?
SAAYA:
Yeah, what else could there be.

BOSSUN:
Not "Yeah, what else could there be?"! Just stop saying that kinda stuff!
SAAYA:
If I could, I wouldn't come here, stupid! / Try to understand, you stupid-hat!

HIMEKO:
But that's troublesome. You act like that to everyone?

SAAYA:
No, it's only to guys. I'm fine talking to girls.
SAAYA:
When I'm talking to boys, I start talking forcefully for no reason.

SAAYA:
That's what they call a tsudere, right? / Not that I get it.
BOSSUN:
I so get it.
SAAYA:
Then they call me a tsundere without the dere bit. / Not that I get it.
HIMEKO:
I so so get it...

pg11:

SWITCH:
In other words, since you can talk to girls easily, but you become tsuntsun to guys.
SWITCH:
you're just too conscious of guys.
SAAYA:
Don't put it like that.

HIMEKO:
So, what can we do?
SWITCH:
She'll have to get used to talking to guys, that's all.

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's set some special training!
SWITCH:
Yeah, let's.
HIMEKO:
You're really looking forward to that, huh.

BOSSUN:
Okay, just practise talking to me normally, okay?
BOSSUN:
Just talk about anything. The main thing is to get used to talking to
a guy. / Got it?

SAAYA:
Okay, I'll help you out just this time!
BOSSUN:
What are you looking down at me for!
HIMEKO:
Enough, start!

pg12:

BOSSUN:
....
SAAYA:
...

SAAYA:
...erm...

BOSSUN:
...

SAAYA:
...

HIMEKO:
Whatcha acting embarrassed for?!

HIMEKO:
What is this?! / Talk, dammit! / Is this some awkward matchmaking session?!
BOSSUN:
But you see, it's just so hard to bring up a random topic, right?
HIMEKO:
If you can't, don't suggest it in the first place!

pg13:

SWITCH:
Let's create a basic scenario that involves a guy and a girl, shall we?
BOSSUN:
That's it!
HIMEKO:
You're enjoying this way too much!

BOSSUN:
Okay, how about this. We'll pretend that we like each other, but we
aren't dating yet, so we're on our first date in a cafe, being all nervous.
Interesting, right?
HIMEKO:
Anything works, let's just start!

HIMEKO:
WHat the hell?!

HIMEKO:
Your face's the one that's interesting here!
BOSSUN:
I-I dunno what to talk about!
HIMEKO:
Then don't suggest that kinda scenario!

BOSSUN:
Man, I'm not good at this stuff... / Erm...
SAAYA:
N-Normally...

BOSSUN:
Hmm?

SAAYA:
We could... / speak normally like friends...?

pg14:

SAAYA:
It'll be tough at first, and it might take days,
SAAYA:
But if you're fine with it, I'll let you do it, okay?

BOSSUN:
Yeah.
BOSSUN:
Let's do that.

BOSSUN:
When you're free, just drop by the clubroom.
SAAYA:
Eh? C-Can I? / Really?
BOSSUN:
Well, you can come here and drink tea and stuff.
HIMEKO:
Yeah, yeah. / Saaya, what snacks do you like?
SWITCH:
We have lots.

BOSSUN:
Your favourite subject is literature and you love animals? /
How many dating sim girl characteristics, do you have, man!
SAAYA:
What are "dating sim girl characteristics"? I don't get it. /
Don't be stupid, stupid!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Hey,
BOSSUN:
See ya tomorrow.

SAAYA:
Yeah...

SAAYA:
I'll let you let me come.
BOSSUN:
What?! / That's definitely not cute, you know?

SAAYA:
"See you tomorrow"

pg16:

SAAYA:
Eh?!
SAAYA:
You're Tsubaki's brother?!

SAAYA:
You're supposed to say important stuff like that earlier, stupid!
BOSSUN:
It's not something important!
BOSSUN:
And I'm not stupid...

BOSSUN:
Anyway, how about you, Saaya? / Do you have siblings?
SAAYA:
I dunno. None of your business, hmph.
BOSSUN:
What was that?!

BOSSUN:
Tch, she's still the same even after so long.

SAAYA:
Y-You're wrong! / I'm changing slowly, just you see!
BOSSUN:
Which part of you changed?! / You're never gonna stop being a tsundere!

SAAYA:
...ugh... / W-We'll see about that...

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Rather than you getting used to talking to guys, we somehow got used to
dealing with your personality. / Right?
SWITCH:
Indeed.

BOSSUN:
You don't have to force yourself to change, you know?

BOSSUN:
Just kidding.

BOSSUN:
Ushashashasha!*
[ * That's how Bossun laughs ]

SAAYA:
I-Is that so...
SAAYA:
Don't be stupid, stupid.

HIMEKO:
....

HIMEKO:
She's in dere mode now!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, notice it already! She's dere for you!
HIMEKO:
Her behaviour really changed!

HIMEKO:
Hm? / Dere...?

AGATA:
Oh?

AGATA:
Yo, whatcha guys up to out here?
BOSSUN:
AH!

BOSSUN:
Agata!
AGATA:
You guys are as free as ever, huh. / Practicing for curling?
HIMEKO:
We're cleaning up, dammit!

SAAYA:
Hm? / Eh?

AGATA:
Eh? / Oho.

AGATA:
If it isn't Saaya.
SAAYA:
Onii-chan!
BOSSUN:
BWUGH

BOSSUN:
O-O-Onii-chan?!!!
HIMEKO:
Eh?! Saaya's brother is...

pg19:

SKET:
Agata?!
AGATA:
...
SAAYA:
Yep! / This is my Onii-chan!
SAAYA:
Onii-chan, you know them?

SAAYA:
Hehe, my Onii-chan's much cooler than Bossun, right?
SKET:
Y-Yeah, sure...

BOSSUN:
Give us a sec...

BOSSUN:
Oi / The younger-sister trait actually appeared.
SWITCH:
Now we've got the complete set.
HIMEKO:
....

BOSSUN:
They start off as tsuntsun, and then they're dere for the one they like.

HIMEKO:
T-This is...

OUTRO TEXT:
Tsundere, twintails, airhead, well-endowed, knee-length socks and...
Agata's little sister?! Is this the start of something complicated?!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 127 by thewrong

2011-01-03T13:32:57+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA

pg01:

TEXT UNDER "SKET DANCE":
Side story.
TEXT IN BLACK BOX:
Biscuit Dance.
TEXT UNDER COVER PAGE:
Biscuit Dance, a fun playtime chapter!

*TN: The 2nd syllable of biscuit sounds like sket, hence the pun*

pg02:

INTRO TEXT:
Everyone, let's get along!

TEXT:
Sing-along!

ALL:
Oh see how the sun~ shines so brightly~
ALL:
We'll have loads of~ fun today too~
TEXT:
This is Biscuit Kindergarten.

ALL:
Look at us~ Running happily~
HIMEKO BOX:
The most energetic one, Himeko-chan.
MOMOKA BOX:
The shy one, Momoka-chan.
SWITCH BOX:
The know-it-all, Switch-kun.
CAPTAIN BOX:
The atheletic one, Captain.
ALL:
Being well-behaved~ good children~

ALL:
Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit~ Break it in half and share it!
SHINBA BOX:
The one that's popular with the moms, Michiru-kun.
DAISY BOX:
The strong-willed and cool one, Daisy-chan.
DANTE BOX:
The one that's hard to understand, Dante-kun.
BOSSUN BOX:
The one whose eyes somehow widen when he sings, Bossun-kun.

ALL:
Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit~
MIMORIN BOX:
The wealthy lady, Mimori-sensei.

ALL:
Let's smile widely, wahaha!
TSUBAKI BOX:
The one that doesn't sing, Sasuke-kun.
AGATA:
...

PG03:

AGATA:
Hmmmm... / Sasuke, you didn't sing today too, right?
AGATA:
Why not? Did you forget the lyrics? You can sing, right?

AGATA:
...

BOSSUN:
Stop! / Agata-sensei, Sasuke doesn't want to sing, so don't make him, okay!
AGATA:
Don't be noisy, Bossun. Sasuke has to sing too. I won't give preferential treatment to anyone.

BOSSUN:
Haha! / No way! Sasuke can't do anything without me beside him, y'know?
BOSSUN:
He won't sing even if I told him to, no way you can make him sing! / Just give up, Agata sensei~

AGATA:
Bossun...

AGATA:
You won't have any jelly today.
BOSSUN:
EHHHHH??!!!
AGATA BOX:
The (sometimes) super scary one, Agata-sensei.

YABASAWA BOX:
The one with feelings for Agata-sensei and fantasises about marrying him but knows that the possibility of that happening is
pretty much zero, Yabasawa-sensei.
YABASAWA:
Isn't the introduction too awfully long?!

pg04:

TEXT:
Playing house!

SWITCH:
I'm back.
CAPTAIN:
Welcome back! / Would you like to have dinner? Or a bath?

SWITCH:
I'll have dinner.
CAPTAIN:
Here you go~

CAPTAIN:
...
CAPTAIN:
Hmmm... somehow... / This isn't exciting.
SWITCH:
We're just playing house, after all.

CAPTAIN:
Looks like Bossun and Himeko are playing house too.
SWITCH:
Let's have a look.

BOSSUN:
Uwaaaahh- I'm finally back-
HIMEKO:
Welcome back! / You sure came home late today.
HIMEKO:
Why so cheerful?

HIMEKO:
Uwah, you stink! / You reek of alcohol! / Did you go drinking again?!
BOSSUN:
Why can't I! I need to drink to survive, dammit!
HIMEKO:
You're wasting money, we're in a recession y'know!

pg05:

HIMEKO:
I made some boiled potatoes, you want some? / I'll just heat it up, it'll be just a moment.
BOSSUN:
Naw I don't want it. / I'm so full right now I think I'll explode!

HIMEKO:
What?! If you're gonna eat outside, at least call me and tell me!
BOSSUN:
Shaddup! I'm gonna take a bath! Gonna get frozen in the bathtub~*
*TN: Bossun makes a pun that goes "furo de furoozen". "furo" is bathtub in Japanese*
HIMEKO:
Why the hell would you be frozen!

BOSSUN:
Hmmmm? Himeko-chaaaan, why don't we go take a bath together-?
HIMEKO:
Oh what are you saying, silly!
HIMEKO:
I still have laundry to do, so go take a bath already!

HIMEKO:
Oh, he's such a bother.
HIMEKO:
Eh? His clothes are all so dirty again... / Doesn't he know I have to do his laundry?

HIMEKO:
Hmm? What's this?
HIMEKO:
It's a business card...

HIMEKO:
Oi you! Who the hell is "Sweet Cherry - Girlz Bar"?!!!
BOSSUN:
Whuh? Oi, why's the water so hot! I'm the one that's gonna be boiled here!
CAPTAIN:
Isn't that too... realistic...??

pg06:

TEXT:
Let's decide on a play!

AGATA:
So it's decided, we'll be staging a play during our next playtime session!
AGATA:
Anyone has any suggestions?

HIMEKO:
Me, me, me, meeeeee!!
AGATA:
These two are really noisy...
BOSSUN:
Me, me, me, meeeee!!
AGATA:
Alright, Himeko.

HIMEKO:
Eh? Ah.... / Hmmm... Erm....
HIMEKO:
I wanna be a girl!
AGATA:
You didn't actually think about it, did you?!

BOSSUN:
You see, I wanna, see, do one with lotsa robots, see-
BOSSUN:
And then, they fight!
AGATA:
What kinda play is that! It's just be kids like you fooling around!

MIMORI:
I know!
AGATA:
Hm?
AGATA:
Mimorin-sensei, you have a suggestion?

MIMORI:
How about the musical like the Lion King?
AGATA:
Isn't that too large-scale?!

pg07:

AGATA:
Momoka, how about you?

MOMOKA:
...

MOMOKA:
Liberty Maji.
AGATA:
An anime?! / Hmmm... I somehow get the feeling you'll be Liberty Maji someday. I wonder why...

AGATA:
Oh / Dante.

DANTE:
Masked Shinobi.
AGATA:
What in the world is that!?

YABASAWA:
He means Kakashi-sensei from Naruto.
AGATA:
A manga?! / Stop it with all the anime and manga already!

AGATA:
.... / Hm?
AGATA:
A girl.. / a robot...
AGATA:
Lion King... / A witch...
AGATA:
Kakashi...

AGATA:
...

BOX:
Thus it was decided that the play would be "The Wizard of Oz".

pg08:

TEXT:
I love robots!

AGATA:
Ah.....
AGATA:
Great weather.

HIMEKO:
Sensei, Bossun's pouting.
AGATA:
Ehhh?!

HIMEKO:
He said he really wanted to be the robot woodcutter*.
(TN: aka the Tinman in Wizard of Oz)
AGATA:
What? Man, this is troublesome...

AGATA:
Oi Bossun, don't be selfish! You got a good role last year already, didn't you!

BOSSUN:
*whisper* *whisper*
HIMEKO:
Mm, mm.

HIMEKO:
He said: "Why is Switch the robot? I can't accept that."
AGATA:
Hmmmmmm.....

AGATA:
You see, Switch can do a robotic voice with his laptop, yeah?
AGATA:
He also looks like a robot, dontcha think so?

pg09:

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
*whisper* *whisper*
HIMEKO:
Mm, mm.

HIMEKO:
He said: "But that guy doesn't love robots as much as I do. Also, I know how to move like a robot.
Furthermore, my obsession with robots is just plain abnormal. If you think about it, aren't I the best person to play the robot?"
AGATA:
That was long!

AGATA:
No, no! We have to distribute the roles fairly!
AGATA:
I know you love robots, but that doesn't mean I can giv e you preferential treatment!

SHINBA:
Agata-sensei, I can let Bossun have my Lion role.
AGATA:
Eh? / Why, Michiru?

SHINBA:
It's not the main role, anyway.
AGATA:
What's with all of you?!

AGATA:
But Bossun wants to be the robot...
AGATA:
I don't think the Lion role can-

AGATA:
Where was your "plain abnormal obsession with robots"!!

pg10:

TEXT BETWEEN TITLE AND PANELS:
Written by Ooishi Kouji Drawn by Shinohara Kenta
(TN: This part is a collaboration with the mangaka of "Inumaru Dash!!", another Jump manga.)

TAMAKO:
Agata-sensei--
AGATA:
Oh,
AGATA:
If it isn't Tamako-sensei from Matatabi Kindergarten!

TAMAKO:
Er, is there a child from our kindergarten here?
AGATA:
Hmm? Can you describe him?
TAMAKO:
P-pants-less...
AGATA:
Eh? What -less again?
TAMAKO:
He's not wearing any pants.

BOSSUN:
Uwaaaaahh Agata-sensei!
AGATA:
What happened, Bossun?

BOSSUN:
Some short-less guy took my goggles!
AGATA:
Eh? What -less did he say again?
TAMAKO:
S-Short-less... / Are you doing that on purpose?!

TAMAKO:
I think that was one of our children! If this keeps up, there'll be more trouble...
AGATA:
Eh... So in the end, he was what-less again?
TAMAKO:
Oh, never mind!
HIMEKO:
What's with that guy, so annoyiiiiing!

HIMEKO:
Some bottom-less boy just took my PeloCan! / I haven't even opened it yet!
AGATA:
Well, on the bright side, at least he didn't take it after you licked it. That would be just disgusting.
TAMAKO:
What's with that weird positivity...

pg11:

HIMEKO:
Switch got his laptop stolen too!
AGATA:
S-Switch--!!
TAMAKO:
He somehow looks so sad!

HIMEKO:
He even took his glasses!
AGATA:
WHy was Switch the only one with two things taken from him...
BOSSUN:
We keep calling him Glasses so much, to have them taken away must've been painful!
AGATA:
Looks like the culprit loves to steal the trademarks of others...

YABASAWA:
Awful!! M-My first kiss--!!!
AGATA:
Okay, I don't get it. Why was that her trademark...

BOSSUN:
Ah! There he is!
HIMEKO:
That's the thief!
TAMAKO:
Inumaru-kun!

HIMEKO:
Return us our stuff now!
BOSSUN:
Ah! The goggles are at the wrong place! / The rubber's gonna stretch!!

INUMARU:
Fufufu... If you want me to return this...

INUMARU:
You have to be my friend.

HIMEKO:
...? Just that?
BOSSUN:
You didn't have to do all that, y'know. We'll say yes anyway.
SFX:
*droop*
HIMEKO:
No, I don't want it back.
INUMARU:
Really?

INUMARU:
Okay, I have one more thing that I want!
HIMEKO:
Just say it! We'll see what we can do!
BOSSUN:
We're friends after all!

INUMARU:
A Shougakukan Mangaka Award*.
HIMEKO:
Like we can give you that!
(TN: It is a prestigious award for outstanding manga. Sket Dance got it for the year 2009.)

pg12:

TEXT:
Ultra Barrier!

DAISY:
You're the one who's in the wrong!
BOSSUN:
Ouch!

DAISY:
Drown in the gutter!

SHINBA:
Are you alright Bossun?
BOSSUN:
Ku... / I don't know.
BOSSUN:
It might be broken...

BOSSUN:
Okay, it seems fine.
SHINBA:
Really? / That's great!
BOSSUN:
But that attack just now was dangerous.

BOSSUN:
If my barrier went up a second too late, I'd be dead by now.
SHINBA:
Barrier?! / You have something like that?!
AGATA:
...

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Yeah.
BOSSUN:
I can summon a ultra barrier to protect myself in an instant.
SHINBA:
Whoa, that's awesome! I can't do that...

SHINBA:
But I didn't see the barrier just now...
BOSSUN:
Ah... yeah. / It's invisible, see.
SHINBA:
It's invisible?! Awesome!
AGATA:
...

SHINBA:
Then, then, can you block a cannonball?
BOSSUN:
I won't die with the barrier, I think.
SHINBA:
Wow! How about a laser beam?
BOSSUN:
I can reflect the laser beam, no problem.
SHINBA:
Whoaaa! You're awesome, Bossun!
AGATA:
...

SHINBA:
I wanna make a barrier too...
BOSSUN:
It's not that easy, you'll need at least 10 years of training to make one.
SHINBA:
10 years?! Wow...
AGATA:
...
BOSSUN:
I'll teach you how, if you want.
SHINBA:
Really? Yay! Let me see it!

BOSSUN:
Just like this... / Turn your hands around like this...
BOSSUN:
Then you'll see a yellow light.
SHINBA:
Wow...
AGATA:
Wasn't it supposed to be invisible?!
BOX:
Agata-sensei finally couldn't resist saying something.

pg14:

TEXT:
Today's training!

BOSSUN:
Oof!

BOSSUN:
Piece of cake! Sasuke, go try it.
SFX:
*shakeshakeshake*

BOSSUN:
You'll be fine, just do it!
SFX:
*shakeshakeshake*
BOSSUN:
You won't know til you try!
SFX:
*shakeshakeshake*
BOSSUN:
Are you an akabeko* kinda head-shaking figurine!
(TN: An akabeko is a toy from Fukushima, shaped like a red cow)

BOSSUN:
I know you're not, stop panicking!

BOSSUN:
Okay I got it. I'll jump down from there!
TSUBAKI:
*shocked*
BOSSUN:
If I can jump from there, you jump from the slide, okay!

SFX:
*grab*
BOSSUN:
Eh, what? I'll break my bones?/ Hahaha, no way! I'll be fine!
BOSSUN:
I have the barrier, remember.

BOSSUN:
Is this guy for real...

pg15:

BOSSUN:
YEAAAAH!!

BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
See?

BOSSUN:
Okay, that's it for today's training! / Tmr's the play, so we gotta go home early to prepare, right?
BOSSUN:
You go ahead first, I'll stay here to train a bit more...
BOSSUN:
I'll do it alone! You go home first! Okay?

HIMEKO:
A bone in his leg broke.
AGATA:
What's with that boy, honestly!

pg16:

TEXT:
The play!

AGATA:
So, since Bossun got injured yesterday,
AGATA:
We'll need someone else to play the Lion today.

AGATA:
Michiru, how about you?
SHINBA:
Ehhhhh, I don't remember the lines!

AGATA:
Oh yeah, there's that too...
AGATA:
This is bad...

AGATA:
... Sasuke...

AGATA:
You're always beside Bossun during rehearsal, right?

AGATA:
You remember the lines?

pg17:

CAPTAIN:
We've worked hard for this!
CAPTAIN:
1,2...
SHINBA & CAPTAIN:
Please enjoy!
Board to the left reads "The Wizard of Oz"

YABASAWA:
Will Sasuke-kun be fine?
YABASAWA:
Or will he be awful?
AGATA:
Awful...? Never mind. He'll be just fine.

AGATA:
He's doing it for that crazily brave brother, after all.

MOMOKA:
You'll just eat Toto up! You're a lion!

TSUBAKI:
uwaaaaah, don't be so mad at me!
TSUBAKI:
Though I didn surprise you a little then...

pg18:

TSUBAKI:
I'm actually a coward.
TSUBAKI:
I want courage.

AGATA:
Bossun's just too protective.

MIMORI:
Hm?
AGATA:
Sasuke's a kid that can do it if he wants to, but he sticks around Bossun too much, since they're always together.

AGATA:
But, once Bossun isn't here, he knew that he had to do it all by himself this time. /
This time, Bossun wouldn't be beside him.

AGATA:
...
AGATA:
Beside him... huh.

pg19:

BOSSUN:
Agata-sensei! / Sasuke can't do anything if he's not beside me, y'know!
AGATA:
It'll be okay! Get away from me for a while, alright. / Bossun, stand here, Sasuke, you go there.

ALL:
Oh see how the sun~ shines so brightly~
ALL:
We'll have loads of~ fun today too~

ALL:
Look at us~
ALL:
Running happily~

ALL:
Being well-behaved~
ALL:
good children~

TSUBAKI:
..scuit...
TSUBAKI:
Biscuit...

TSUBAKI:
Biscuit,
TSUBAKI:
Biscuit~

ALL:
Break it in half and share it!
AGATA:
Ahhhh... good weather.

OUTRO TEXT:
Good job everyone!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 126 by thewrong

2010-12-27T10:01:11+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

chp 126: Go forth! PeloCan Girl!

pg01:

INTRO TEXT:
What's this commercial?

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!

TV:
Once you start...

TV:
You just can't stop!
HIMEKO:
Stop--!!!

BOSSUN:
Huh?
HIMEKO:
Did you see that, Bossun?
BOSSUN:
See what?
HIMEKO:
That. I recorded the Pelollipop Candy commerical just for this, y'know.
BOSSUN:
...right. Can I read my manga now?

pg02:

HIMEKO:
See, this girl didn't actually eat the lollipop.
BOSSUN:
Like I care!

BOSSUN:
Just shut up already! / What's with you all of the sudden anyway!
HIMEKO:
Watch carefully once more, idiot! / I'll rewind it, so pay attention, idiot!

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop!

TV:
Once you start...
HIMEKO:
Here!
SFX:
*beep*

HIMEKO:
You see that mole at the corner of her mouth? / Right here.
HIMEKO:
Remember that. Now let's continue...

TV:
You just can't stop!
HIMEKO:
See, this girl doesn't.
BOSSUN:
Who cares!!

BOSSUN:
What the heck was that?! / Who the hell would care about that?!
HIMEKO:
I do! They obviously used a double! /
Why didn't the girl in the commercial eat the lollipop herself?!
BOSSUN:
Because she'll puke, duh! / That's not something a normal person can handle!
HIMEKO:
Then she shouldn't be advertising for Pelollipop Candy!

pg03:

HIMEKO:
Ahhhh-- I so would've ate it if it was me....
HIMEKO:
I should be the PeloCan girl!
BOSSUN:
Don't be ridiculous! You're not even a model, anyway!

SWITCH:
Himeko, I have good news for you.
HIMEKO:
Huh? What's up, Four-Eyes. / Say it.

SWITCH:
It seems like they're looking for any ordinary person to be the next PeloCan girl.
/ The audition's in a few days.
TEXT:
We're looking for a Pelollipop Candy Girl, aka PeloCan girl! If you're female and at least 14 years of age, we want YOU to be our next PeloCan girl!

SWITCH:
Since you love eating that Pelollipop Candy and your looks aren't half bad,
SWITCH:
I think you have a high chance of getting in. Want to give it a shot?

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Eh, I-I think I'll pass...
BOSSUN:
Whatcha acting embarrassed for now?!

pg04:

HIMEKO:
My name is Onizuka Hime. I'm 17.
HIMEKO:
My favourite flavour used to be tako wasabi, but now it's fried oyster.

HIMEKO:
I've liked eating Pelollipops since I was 8. /
I eat 5 of them everyday, and I think I could eat a lot more.
HIMEKO:
I can recite the 47 flavours of Pelollipops in 30 seconds flat.

INTERVIEWER:
Hmm...

INTERVIEWER:
I have a question for you.

INTERVIEWER:
What is a Pelollipop Candy to you?

pg05:

HIMEKO:
It's just a phrase to me.
INTERVIEWER:
How profound! / You passed!

INTRO TEXT:
Our heroine / featured in a commercial!

pg06:

BOX:
A recording studio in the city.

BOX:
On the day of the shooting for the Pelollipop Candy commercial.

BOX:
The PeloCan girl this time, Onizuka Hime.
HIMEKO:
Pleasure to be working with you...
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN AND SWITCH:
escorts.

pg07:

DIRECTOR:
Nice to meet you! I'm the director, Nishimura.

DIRECTOR:
You see, we're rather short of time, so we're just gonna do this quickly, alright? Good luck!

HIMEKO:
Th-Tha-Thanks....
DIRECTOR:
Umm... / You seem a bit tense, hmm.

DIRECTOR:
Relax, relax! / It'll be fine, don't be so stiff!
BOSSUN:
What's up with you, freaking out like that.
BOSSUN:
Even though you always make fun of me when I get nervous.
BOSSUN:
You've made it this far, don't run away now /
Rather, your makeup sure is thick. What are you, a kabuki* actress?
*TN: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki*

HIMEKO:
Shaddup!!!
BOSSUN:
Oomph!

HIMEKO:
Sorry, but i'll be going home now! Thanks for everything!
DIRECTOR:
Waitwaitwaitwait! / We haven't even started yet!
SWITCH:
Himeko really wants to be on television, right.
HIMEKO IN BOX:
This can go on TV.
HIMEKO IN BOX:
Really? Can I appear on TV with this?
BOSSUN:
Yeah... though she's so nervous now, she actually said she wanted to go home....

pg08:

DIRECTOR:
Alright, let me go over the flow of the commercial with you. /
Here's the scene cards.
DIRECTOR:
We're going with a refreshing feel for this.

DIRECTOR:
In Scene One, you'll be singing the theme song while strolling with the animals in the forests
SCENE CARD:
PeloPeloPelollipop, Pe *cut off here*

DIRECTOR:
Next, you'll be jumping on this trampoline.
SCENE CARD:
PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPel *cut off*

DIRECTOR:
At "Once you start...", your back's facing the camera.
SCENE CARD:
Once you start...

DIRECTOR:
At "You just can't stop!", you turn around and give a smile.
SCENE CARD:
You just can't stop!

DIRECTOR:
And here the animals will have lines.
SCENE CARD:
One more! / Whoa, this is super good!

DIRECTOR:
And the last scene, you'll just ad-lib. Remember to mention our 3 new flavours!
SCENE CARD:
Now on sale!
DIRECTOR:
Got it?

pg09:

HIMEKO:
.....
HIMEKO:
Erm....

DIRECTOR:
Okay, let's go into rehearsal! / Actually, we don't have much time, so let's shoot this for real!
HIMEKO:
Huh? W-Wait! / Err... I'm strolling in the forest at first...
HIMEKO:
Next.. Wait, lemme think...
DIRECTOR:
Jump, trampoline, turn around, smile, ad-lib! Okay we're good!
/ Camera test! Okay, let's...

HIMEKO:
NOOOO!!!
DIRECTOR:
Fwmph!!

HIMEKO:
I said, wait!!
BOSSUN:
You can't hit the director!
HIMEKO:
I'm super nervous here! / Stop rushing me!
DIRECTOR:
Oh, sorry, sorry! / Eh? Did you just hit me?

DIRECTOR:
Let's see... / Go change into this for now.
HIMEKO:
I can't take this anymore, I'm so nervous I'm gonna puke!
/ I'm going home now, thanks for everything!
DIRECTOR:
Waitwaitwait, don't go anywhere!

pg10:

DIRECTOR:
wow! This is great!
DIRECTOR:
That's my PeloCan girl for you!

BOSSUN:
Erm...
DIRECTOR:
Hmm?

BOSSUN:
Why are we a raccoon and a rabbit...?
DIRECTOR:
This is really good!

DIRECTOR:
That's my PeloCan girl's sidekicks for you.
BOSSUN:
Who's the sidekick here, dammit! / What's with this costume!

DIRECTOR:
Actually, the child actors that were supposed to come suddenly couldn't make it.
DIRECTOR:
SOrry for the short notice, but can you two fill in? Thanks!

BOSSUN:
Er, erm...
DIRECTOR:
Huh? / Why are you getting nervous too?!

pg11:

DIRECTOR:
Alright, let's take it from the top! /
There's the forest background, just walk on the spot and sing energetically!
DIRECTOR:
"PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop". Got it?

DIRECTOR:
Hime-chan, your nerves calmed down already?
HIMEKO:
Yes!
DIRECTOR:
Let's record the real thing now!

DIRECTOR:
Ready...
DIRECTOR:
3 / 2 / 1.../ Action!

HIMEKO:
PeloPeloPelOPeloPeloPeloPelo...
DIRECTOR:
CUUUUUUTTT!!!

DIRECTOR:
Uwah... That wasn't as smooth as I thought it would be...
DIRECTOR:
Cut, cut! What happened, Hime-chan?
HIMEKO:
Eh? What's wrong?
DIRECTOR:
Everything!

DIRECTOR:
Don't be so nervous! / You just went "pelopelopelopelo"!
DIRECTOR:
It's PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!
HIMEKO:
Oh, is that so... Er... PeloPelo...

DIRECTOR:
Don't be so stiff!
DIRECTOR:
Raccoon, please demonstrate.

BOSSUN:
PeroPeroPeroPenPenro...?
DIRECTOR:
This one's even worse!!

pg12:

DIRECTOR:
We can't air that kind of expression! / You guys are too nervous! What are you doing!
DIRECTOR:
Relax, relaaaaax!!

DIRECTOR:
Also, I ignored that for a while, but what is the rabbit doing?!
SWITCH:
Kibitsu Momoka's 2nd album, Momokan. Now on sale [star]!
DIRECTOR:
Don't advertise other stuff here! / It'll be a problem for us! You're too relaxed!

DIRECTOR:
This is bad... maybe we need to take five...
CREW:
Director, we're really running out of time, we need to hurry.

DIRECTOR:
Yeah, let's just move on for now.
DIRECTOR:
We could always autotune the singing. And hey, their nervousness really brings out the "ordinary person" theme.
/ Anyway, we have to shoot this. We can edit it as much as we need later.

DIRECTOR:
Next, this is the trampoline. Jump on it and sing, alright?
DIRECTOR:
Be energetic! Take it easy and let loose, alright?

DIRECTOR:
Everybody, OK?
DIRECTOR:
Now /
2... 1... Action!

pg13:

HIMEKO:
PeloPeloPelollipop,

HIMEKO:
Pelope... pop!

HIMEKO:
Beroberolipop,

HIMEKO:
PeloPeloPep-

HIMEKO:
Ah! Wait... I can't-

HIMEKO:
land properly!
DIRECTOR:
What's this commercial, man!

pg14:

HIMEKO:
Like hell I can do this! / A trampoline isn't something a beginner can jump on, dammit!
DIRECTOR:
Ah... My bad, sorry!
HIMEKO:
You try jumping on it! / Try singing at the same time too, I dare you!
DIRECTOR:
I said I was sorry!

CREW:
Director... What should we do?
DIRECTOR:
We can't possibly change it now! /
We'll just speed up and loop that bit. It'll work somehow.
CREW:
I dunno about that...
DIRECTOR:
There's nothing else we can do, can we. We're short of time.

DIRECTOR:
Alright! Let's move on to the next scene!
DIRECTOR:
This is the one where you introduce the new flavours, Hime-chan!

DIRECTOR:
You see, since this is the TV debut for all of you, we thought it'd be fun if you guys just move around and do whatever you like. /
Do any of you have something special you can do?
HIMEKO:
Something special?

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
I-I'm good at wielding a hockey stick.
DIRECTOR:
Wielding... A hockey stick?!

pg15:

HIMEKO:
Hang on, I brought my stick with me.
DIRECTOR:
Waitwaitwait! A hockey stick? I don't know about that...

HIMEKO:
Yah!
HIMEKO:
Hah!
DIRECTOR:
Uwah... You seem a little too comfortable using that...

HIMEKO:
...
DIRECTOR:
Do you actually know what commercial we're filming right now?!

HIMEKO:
This feels great.
HIMEKO:
I'll go with this.
SFX:
*clap*
DIRECTOR:
Are you sure?!

CREW:
D-Director! / We can't possibly have our PeloCan girl waving a stick about...
DIRECTOR:
Y-Yeah....

DIRECTOR:
Let me think... / How about we put a mask on her?
CREW:
On the PeloCan girl?! / Does that even work?!

pg16:

HIMEKO:
...
DIRECTOR:
Well... / Hime-chan,

DIRECTOR:
You'll have to mention the 3 new flavours / Do you still remember what they are?
HIMEKO:
Only 3?

HIMEKO:
Please don't underestimate me. I can recite every flavour from the 1st series! /
I came here to do just that, y'know.
DIRECTOR:
Waitwaitwaitwait!!

DIRECTOR:
3 is enough! / Listen to me!
HIMEKO:
No way. / I want to show how a PeloCan girl should be so crazy about Pelollipops.
DIRECTOR:
Please don't do that, you don't have to!
HIMEKO:
No way, I must.

HIMEKO:
Crab-miso, liver, century egg, blue cheese, eggplant, soft roe, durian, barley, sea cucumber,
margarine, oyster sauce, salmon roe,
DIRECTOR:
W-what in the world is this...
CREW:
This is definitely going to exceed 15 seconds.
HIMEKO:
salted fish, tako wasabi, mullet roe, dried mackerel, mackerel miso, mayonnaise tofu, vegetable juice,
seaweed vinegar, corned beef, leek, fermented sushi, bitter gourd chanpuru,

DIRECTOR:
Then... lessee... / We'll just speed up the voice only... / Oh I don't care anymore!

pg17:

TV:
Before that, a commercial break!

HIMEKO:
It's about time.
BOSSUN:
Yeah.

HIMEKO:
Ahh!! It started!
HIMEKO:
Kyaaaaaa I'm getting nervous!

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop,

TV:
PeloPelollipop!
ALL:
...

pg18:

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop,
TV:
PeloPelollipop!

TV:
Once you start...
TV:
You just can't stop!

TV:
Whoa, this is super good!

TV:
One mor- bleeeerggghhh...
TV:
Check out our new flavours!

TV:
Crab-miso, liver,
TV:
century egg, blue cheese,

pg19:

TV:
eggplantsoftroedurianbarleyseacucumber
TV:
*squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak*
*TN: It's the sound of Himeko's recital being sped up*

TV:
sQUeAKSqUEAkSQUeakSQuEaK
TV:
SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK

TV:
Now on sale [star]!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 125 by thewrong

2010-12-24T14:28:30+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

chp 125: Fast reactions, doubts, meetings. (all 3 are read as Kaigi in Japanese)

pg01:

Bossun:
Kah-- Back in my day, I was awesome. I pitched in 18 games in Koshien.
Bossun:
My 83 strikeouts! And up until now, this record hasn't been broken! Until now!

*Long TL Note: Koshien is the Japanese High School baseball tournament.
Bossun's doing Bandou Eiji, a former pro baseball pitcher turned celebrity*

Bossun:
After that, I turned pro, yes siree.
Himeko:
You're good!
Bossun:
I was a pro pitcher.
Himeko:
You totally nailed that Bandou Eiji impression!

Bossun:
Nishishishi, that was a piece of cake.
Himeko:
You're amazing!
Bossun:
I can do others too.
Himeko:
Eh really?/How about Doraemon?

Bossun:
No problem.
Himeko:
You can do Doraemon?!
Switch:
I want to see that.

Box:
Himeko's tsukkomi simulation
Text:
Kuku... He'll just say "I'm Doraemon!"
Then I'll go "You only said the name, what kinda crappy impression was that!", ushishishi...

Himeko:
The hell?! You look exactly like Doraemon when he's useless and panicky in the movie version!/
That's too good!

pg02:

Switch:
I can do impressions too.
Himeko:
Oh, who can you do?

Switch:
Kamiya Mao from Ponytail Revolution.
Himeko:
Who the hell is that!
Bossun:
Why did you bring a exact scale sized bust here!

Switch:
Being happy is Number One [star]!
Himeko:
I said, we don't know who's that!

Switch:
Actually, that was pretty spot-on.
Bossun:
Of course it was! You just altered the voice!
Himeko:
All you did was to add voice data that was similar and use it!

Himeko:
But that sure sounded like that rich missy from the Student Council.
Switch:
Unyuu-san? I guess that voice did sound like her type.
Bossun:
Ah! I know, I know! I can do Student Council impressions!

Bossun:
Kakaka,
Don't ever come here again, fool!

Himeko:
That's the President! You sounded exactly like him!/
You really can do every impression?!
Switch:
Rather, why does his face changes too?

pg03:

Himeko:
My turn, my turn! I'll do a Student Council impression too!
I'll do Daisy-chan!
Bossun:
Oh, that was unexpected! Give it a shot!

Himeko:
Ermmmm/
Gimme a sec.
Himeko:
Ermmmm, uhhhhh/
Hmm.

Himeko:
Yahhhhh I can't do it if you stare at me!
Bossun:
Just do it already!

Himeko:
Drown in the gutter and die.
Bossun:
Eh? you nailed it!

Bossun:
That was surprisingly good!
Himeko:
Eh? For real?
Switch:
Your voice is similar to hers after all.
Himeko:
Can I go on TV with this?
Bossun:
Like hell you can! You're just copying someone in our school!

Himeko:
Do Tsubaki next!
Bossun:
Huh?
Himeko:
You did that before, didn't you?
Switch:
I want to see that./
Ready, action!

Bossun:
...!!
Himeko:
Whatcha being embarrassed for!

pg04:

Tsubaki:
Whew... I'm finally here.

Bossun:
Fools... Huh?
Himeko:
Hey it's Tsubaki. What's up?

Tsubaki:
Th-That voice...
Tsubaki:
Fujisaki and Onizuka?

Bossun:
What do you mean, "that voice"?

Tsubaki:
Wh-/
Where is this?
Bossun:
Huh?!

pg05:

Bossun:
You lost your contact lenses?

Bossun:
In the first place, you wore contacts?!
Tsubaki:
Yeah, I'm extremely short-sighted. I need my contacts to see.
Himeko:
To mix up our room and the council room, your eyesight really sucks!

Tsubaki:
You look really fuzzy to me right now.
Bossun:
How extreme is your short-sightedness!

Bossun:
At least get a pair of specs.
Tsubaki:
I usually bring a pair with me, but it's not with me today.

Tsubaki:
Also, I don't like wearing spectacles. It feels like I'll return to my old self...
Bossun:
Hmmmmmm...
Bossun:
I don't really get it, but that must be tough.

Tsubaki:
Sorry for intruding, anyway.
Himeko:
Oi, are you okay?
Bossun:
It's fine, let him go!/
He's not a child.

pg06:

Bossun/Himeko:
...

Bossun:
Wait wait wait wait! You're walking like a drunk man!
Himeko:
We'll bring you to the student council room, at least!
Tsubaki:
Let me go!
Bossun:
Like he'll I'm letting you go!

Tsubaki:
I'm supposed to be a role model for the students.
Tsubaki:
I cannot ask the Sket-dan for help.
Bossun:
That doesn't have any connection, y'know?!

Bossun:
Ah, is that so?!/
Then go alone!
Himeko:
Bossun,
Bossun:
Go get yourself injured!

Bossun:
Ah!

Bossun:
Oho, Tsubaki.
Tsubaki:
Yes!

Bossun:
What are you doing here?
Tsubaki:
This voice.../
President!
Himeko:
Why the hell does your face change, anyway?

pg07:

Bossun:
Look.
Sign:
Student Council Room
Bossun:
We're here.

Tsubaki:
I'm so very sorry for this, President,/
To trouble you like this!
Tsubaki:
I'm so ashamed!
Bossun:
Kakaka, it's fine.

Himeko:
What are you doing with the President, Tsubaki?
Tsubaki:
Hm?

Tsubaki:
Is that Asahina? I can't see you clearly, I lost my contact lenses.

Tsubaki:
Hah.../
I feel so pathetic.
Bossun:
?

Tsubaki:
I'm sorry for letting you see such an embarrassing side of me.
Bossun:
Eh, it's fine...

Bossun:
It's not that bad, y'know?/
There's tons of people with bad eyesight...
Tsubaki:
My...

Tsubaki:
I was teased when I was young because of my bad eyesight./
From then, I've had an inferiority complex about it...
Tsubaki:
Hahaha... Sorry about that.

pg08:

Himeko/Bossun:
I-It's okay...

Bossun:
Umm...

Bossun:
Th-then, we'll be going home now!
Tsubaki:
Eh? You're going home?! /
What time is it?
Bossun:
Let's see... 4pm. Gotta hurry back.
Himeko:
Bossun, it's only 3:30!
Bossun:
Doesn't matter!

Tsubaki:
Don't we have a meeting at 4?

Bossun:
Huh?

pg09:

Bossun:
This is bad...

Himeko:
There's no turning back!

Tsubaki:
Alright, shall we begin the meeting?

Tsubaki:
I will be the moderator this time. As I can't see clearly right now,
please pardon me for any incovenience.

Tsubaki:
Let's see... / Is Asahina present?
Himeko:
Eh? / Y-Yes I am.
Tsubaki:
Good.

Tsubaki:
Unyuu is...

pg10:

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Switch / Use that voice you used for that Ponytail Whatever.

Switch:
I'm right here.
Tsubaki:
Good.
Bossun:
Whoa that worked?!

Tsubaki:
Shinba-san, are you present?
Bossun:
Eh?

Himeko:
I-Imitate Shinba-san! / You can do it, Bossun!
Bossun:
Like hell I can!
Himeko:
Only you can do this!

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Aren't I sitting right in front of you, Tsubaki-chan?
Himeko:
He did it!!

pg11:

Tsubaki:
Hmm? That's odd. / I don't see the President...

Bossun:
Eh? Isn't that just because you can't see anything right now?
Tsubaki:
I can see the silhouette, at the very least.

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Agata just went to the toilet.
Tsubaki:
The toilet? / Very well, let's wait for him to return.
Bossun:
T-t-this is bad! We don't have enough people left!

Switch:
I shall go to the restroom to wash up, too.
Bossun:
Oi Switch!!
Bossun:
You bastard, are you trying to run away?!

Switch:
I'll go get that thing from the clubroom.
Bossun:
Huh?

Bossun:
What thing?

pg12:

Tsubaki:
Now that we're all present, let's begin the meeting.

All:
Now there's really no escape-!!

pg13:

Tsubaki:
Firstly, we have a request for an interview by the Newspaper Club.
Tsubaki:
It seems that they would like to publish an article about the Student Council.

Tsubaki:
They will be asking basic questions about us. /
I have all your birthdates, but just to check, let me confirm them with all of you.

Tsubaki:
Starting with the President / Please state your birthday.

Bossun:
Erm...

Bossun:
Let's see... gimme a sec...
Text beside Bossun repeats BirthdayBirthdayBirthday...

Bossun:
November 11.
Tsubaki:
Huh?!

Himeko:
Idiot--!!! That's YOUR birthday!
Tsubaki:
P-President, you have the same birthday as me...?
Bossun:
Ah... kakaka, I was just testing you.

pg14:

Bossun:
I have no idea! / Switch, help me!!
SFX:
*clickclackclickclack*

Box:
1

Box:
2

Box:
5 (December 5)
Bossun:
That's my Switch!

Bossun:
January 25.
Tsubaki:
Ehhhh?!!!

Tsubaki:
Was it not December 5?!
Bossun:
Ah... yeah, just messin' with ya again. / Stop asking me for all this trivial stuff!

Switch:
I've got everybody's birthday right here. /
Michiru-san's October 8, Daisy-chan's February 15. mine's May 20.
Bossun:
That was desperate, but nice one, Switch!

pg15:

Himeko:
Hmm--, ain't your memory good, Mimorin.*
Tsubaki:
"ain't"?!
Bossun:
Don't do unnecessary stuff, stupid!
*TL Note: Himeko accidentally let slip her Kansai accent*

Tsubaki:
What's with you, Asahina! / Suddenly switching to a Kansai accent...
Himeko:
Just your imagination! / Drown in a gutter and die!

Tsubaki:
There's something weird.

Himeko:
N-Nothing's weird! Die in a well! Drown!
Tsubaki:
Your hair colour's different...
and you're not wearing any spectacles...

pg16:

Himeko:
Aren't you just imagining things?
Tsubaki:
Ah...
Now that you mention it...
Bossun:
WHEEEEEEWW!

Bossun:
But this is getting bad! He's slowly getting used to this.
Tsubaki:
Moving on, let's have everyone state their interests and hobbies.

Tsubaki:
Starting with the President...

Tsubaki:
Eh?! / What?! / President, you had your head shaved?!
Bossun:
W-What the hell?! I said, stop nagging at me!

Bossun:
I just shaved it off myself.
Tsubaki:
Just?! By yourself?!
Bossun:
My hobby is shaving.
Tsubaki:
I didn't know that!

pg17:

Tsubaki:
As I thought, the President's a pretty complex person...
Tsubaki:
Anyway / Shinba-san, you're next.

SFX (The small cloudy bubbles): *huff*
Bossun:
I like to sneak around.
Tsubaki:
Ehhhh??!!!

Tsubaki:
W-Wasn't your hobby cooking?
Bossun:
Don't be so annoying, Tsubaki-chan!

Tsubaki:
Everybody seems to be acting strangely today... / Moving on... Unyuu.

pg18:

Tsubaki:
Somehow... Unyuu looks like a totally different person??
Switch:
It's just your imagination, Tsubaki. Don't worry about it.
Tsubaki:
Is that so...

Tsubaki:
What do you think, Asahi-

Himeko:
SHADDUP!!!

Himeko:
WE SAID, DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF!!
Bossun:
Don't be so reckless, idiot! / That's it, we gotta run!

Bossun:
It's almost 4, the real Student Council's coming!
Himeko:
Bossun... what should we do,Tsubaki's not waking up.
Bossun:
It's all your fault!
Switch:
President, I'll go ahead at write the meeting minutes, alright?
Bossun:
Oh, drop the act already! / Shut up and run!

pg19:

Agata:
Hmm?

Agata:
What's up Tsubaki, you just woke up from a nap?
Tsubaki:
Ah, no... eh? / Feels like I'm forgetting something...
AGata:
It's meeting time, are you alright?

Tsubaki:
Eh? Meeting? / Isn't it over already?
AGata:
Huh?

Agata:
What the hell were you daydreaming about? / It hasn't even started yet.
Tsubaki:
Eh? / But, just now...

Shinba:
Agata... / There's something like a meeting minutes right here...
Agata:
For real?!
Tsubaki:
See? I wasn't daydreaming!

Agata:
The hell is this.

Sheet reads:

Student Council General Meeting
Agata - 12/5 Shaving
Shinba - 10/6 Sneaking around
Asahina - 2/15 Punching the faces of others
Unyuu - 5/20 Anime
Spiky bubble:
Next year's budget for Sket-dan
1 million yen

[Español] [Translation] Sket Dance 27 by Vankazen

2010-12-23T16:43:05+00:00

SKET DANCE 27

Créditos: cnet128 (Trad. Jap-Eng)

Quote:

Reservado para Mangamudd Scanlation

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[Texto insertado: ¡¡Es hora de que la "Batalla de Cocineros" comience!!]
Comentarista: ¡La gran final de la Batalla Gachinko de Vivage! // La Primera Ronda será una batalla de cocineros: ¡¡"El Coliseo de la Cocina"!! // Haremos que los concursantes preparen comida de distintos tipos en nuestro Duelo de Cocinas a dos bandas!
// ¡Este duelo durará veinte minutos! // ¡Una vez se haya acabado, nuestros cinco jueces probarán cada plato y darán su opinión, declarando un ganador! // ¡Ahora, dejemos que ambos guerreros valientes acudan a sus cocinas!

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Sket Dance
Capítulo 27: Ronda 1 - El Coliseo de la Cocina
Announcer: ¡Representando al Consejo Estudiantil, Shinba Michiru! // Y... // ¡Representando al Sket-dan, Onizuka Hime!
[Texto Insertado: ¿¡L-Le irá bien a Himeko!?]
Shinzou: M-Me pregunto si a Himeko-dono le irá sin problemas... / Quiero decir, la cocina no es una de sus facultades...
Bossun: Quien sabe, no podemos opinar porque nunca nos hemos comido nada suyo. / Pero... // Esta es la chica que cree que las "PeloCan" están ricas...
Shinzou: ............
Switch: La única conclusión a la que podemos llegar es a la de que su sentido del gusto está completamente arruinado.

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Soujirou: Jajajaja... / Nos enfrentamos a la princesita, ¿Eh? Qué inesperado...
Tsubaki: El rival es apenas relevante. // Probablemente nadie pueda ganar a Shinba en un concurso de cocina.
[Caja: Una vez, cuando el Consejo Estudiantil fue en su totalidad a un campamento de orientación, tuvieron el placer de probar la cocina casera de Shinba.]
Flashback!Soujirou: ¡Guau! / ¡Está muy rico!
Flashback!Michiru: ¿En serio?
Flashback!Mimori: ¡Está tan bueno como los platos que prepara nuestro chef en casa!
Flashback!Tsubaki: .........
[Caja: Hasta Tsubaki, que es tan brusco y ruidoso cuando come, con sólo probar un bocado, fue noqueado. --Del Periódico del Consejo Estudiantil]
Flashback!Tsubaki: [Pequeñito]...Está rico...[/Pequeñito]
Flashback!Michiru: ¡Hay mucho más de donde lo saqué~!
[Caja: La cocina de Shinba Michiru... no tiene rival.]
Soujirou: Así que con él ahí, no deberíamos tener problemas para ganar esto...
Tsubaki: Exactamente.

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Árbitro: El tema sobre el que vais a trabajar es "Recetas en las que haya huevo". // Hemos preparado una gran cantidad de huevos frescos y de origen natural para que los podáis usar en vuestro plato.
// Hay muchos otros ingredientes preparados, así que sentíos libres de realizar lo que queráis con los ingredientes que os damos. // Podéis comenzar. // ¡¡Batalla de Cocineros en el Coliseo de la Cocina, listos, ya!!
Himeko: ¿¡¡Pero qué demonios!!?
Announcer: ¡El gong indica el comienzo de esta primera ronda! ¡El Coliseo de la Cocina está carburando! // Los participantes se dirigen rápidamente a sus cocinas.

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Bossun: ¡¡Hey, Himeko!! / ¿¡Estás bien!? // ¡¡Cuécelos!! ¡¡Sólo cuécelos!! ¡Deberías ser capaz de poder hacerlo bien, ¿Vale?!
Shinzou: ¡Revuélvelos y luego cuécelos!
Switch: ¡Es la Gran Operación del Tamagoyaki!
Himeko: Gilipollas... // ¡¡Me estáis subestimando, ¿Vale, tíos?!! // Quizá nunca hayáis tenido el placer de probar ninguno de mis platos... // ...Pero soy jodidamente buena cocinando.
Bossun/Shinzou/Switch: ......

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Announcer: ¡Y la representante del Sket-Dan, Onizuka, se está moviendo de un modo espléndido mientras realiza los preparativos de su plato!
Bossun: ¿Qué está pasando aquí? She's breezing her way through this...!
Shinzou: ¿Es posible que realmente sea habilidosa en la cocina? ¿Que posea más habilidades en el hogar de lo que uno se pueda pensar?
Bossun: Ahora que recuerdo, siempre limpia la sala del club cuando no tiene nada mejor que hacer... // Siempre hace el té y todo eso...
// Nunca antes lo había pensado, pero quizá sea bastante buena en estas cosas de la casa...
Bossun: ¡Es probable que tengamos... // ...una posibilidad real aquí...! // ¡¡¡ÁNIMO, HIMEKO~~~!!!
Announcer: ¡Onizuka comienza con muy buen pie!

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Announcer: Ahora, fijémonos en su oponente, Shinba... // ¿¡Eh!? // Qué... / ¿¡Eeeeeh!?
Tsutomu: Ahh... ¡Maravilloso, simplemente maravilloso, Shinba-ku~n! / ¡Vas a hacer que todas las chicas del mundo se enamoren de ti!
Michiru: Bueno, por supuesto.
Tsutomu: ¿Te gustaría hacer algún comentario?
Announcer: ¡Pa-Parece que a pesar del hecho de que el duelo haya comenzado, Shinba está hablando tranquilamente con su equipo publicitario...!
RefereePerson: ¿¡¡Qué os creéis que hacéis!!?
Soujirou: Oh, vaya...
Tsubaki: No tendríamos que haber dejado ir a Shinba-san a un sitio con cámaras cerca...
Soujirou: ¡¡Hey, Michiru!! ¡¡Limítate a concentrarte en el duelo, idiota narcisista!!
Tsubaki: ¡¡Ponte a cocinar de una vez!!
Michiru: ¡Calma, calma, que no es para tanto, chicos! // Estamos haciendo platos con huevos, ¿No es así?

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Michiru: Si me apresuro y acabo el plato demasiado pronto, se enfriará, y estaré en desventaja. // Esperad un poco más; Comenzaré a hacer la comida en su debido tiempo.
Announcer: ¡Parece que Michiru lo tiene todo bajo control! ¡¡Parece que ha puesto los ojos de repente en la cocina!!
Tsubaki: Ugh...
Soujirou: Este tío no tiene remedio...
[Caja: Club de Fans de Shinba Michiru: Las Shinbals]
Fan: M - Michiru-san... um... um... // ¿P-Podría sacarme una foto contigo...?
Michiru: ¿Hm? // ¿Una foto? // Claro, sin ningún problema.
Fan: ¡Ahhhh!♡
Announcer: ¡¡¡SE ESTÁ YENDO!!! // ¡¡No tengo palabras!! / ¡¡Incluso yo no sé qué decir ante semejante muestra de indiferencia!! ¡¡¡Como un príncipe libre, Shinba sale de la cocina!!!
RefereePerson: ¿¡¡¡T-TE IMPORTARÍA HACER UN POCO DE COMIDA POR LO MENOS!!!?
Mimori: ¡Michiru-san es todo un caballero!
Daisy: ¡¡Ahógate en el desagüe y muérete!!

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Announcer: ¡Mientras tanto, incluso si su contrincante sale de la cocina, la representante del Sket-Dan continúa con su cocina enérgica y fluida! // ¡Ya llevamos diez minutos con este duelo! // Su apariencia me evoca a la mente la imagen de una joven propietaria que fue una vez rebelde, pero que ahora pasa a ser una cocinera de un restaurante tradicional japonés... / ¡¡¡Se trata de Onizuka Hime!!!
Himeko: ¿¡¡DE QUÉ COÑO VAS, EH!!?
Michiru: Parece que tengo competencia decente. // Supongo que ya es hora de comenzar.
Announcer: ¡Ahh! ¡Y parece que, por fin, Shinba-san entra en escena! // ¿¡¡Qué clase de plato creará esta vez!!? // Es... / ¡¡Los está...!!

10
Announcer: ¡¡¡Los está cociendo!!! / ¡¡¡Ha agitado los huevos, y ahora los está cociendo!!!
Bossun: ¿Eh...? ¿Esto qué es, la Gran Operación del Tamagoyaki...?
N/T: Tamagoyaki = Tortilla japonesa
Soujirou: Realmente... ¿Está bien así?
Tsubaki: ............ // Confiemos en él.
Announcer: ¡¡Bueno!! // ¡El tiempo está a punto de indicar... / ...el sonido del segundo gong, que indique el final de esta segunda ronda! // ¡Y se acabó! // ¡Por favor, que ambos concursantes dejen de cocinar inmediatamente!

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Announcer: ¡El primero en ser probado es el plato de Onizuka!
Judges: Ahh... // Esto es...
Announcer: ¡Es Oyakodon! // ¡¡Es un plato hermoso de Oyakodon dorado!!
Shinzou: Parece que da el pego.
Bossun: !!

12
Bossun: Está... // ¡¡...Está rico!!
Himeko: ¿En serio?
Judge1: Primero, está la esencia, el olor que sale del plato cuando lo levantas... Es adorable, no sé cómo describirlo...
Himeko: ¿¡Eh!?
Judge1: Esta esencia... sí... propia de un cocinero japonés... hmm... sí... Sin duda.
Himeko: ¡¡Pero si no lo ha descrito!!
Judge2: Hm. ¡El tsuyu está delicioso y muy bien hecho! / ¡¡Aparte, el sabor del dashi, no puedo explicarlo!!
Himeko: ¡¡Pues por lo menos podrías intentarlo!! ¡¡Además!! ¿¡Qué barbilla es esa!? / ¿¡¡Qué pasa con estos tíos!?
Judge3: El pollo está tan bueno... ¡¡No puedo describirlo!! ¡¡¡Es igual de rico que el caldo, no sé qué decir!!!
Himeko: ¡¡Tío, ese crío está todo flipado!! / ¿¡¡Quién narices es!!?
Judge4: Y la base del huevo, que sostiene el resto... No puedo describirlo con palabras
Himeko: ¡¡Pero venga, di algo!! // ¿¡¡Por qué nadie dice nada!!?
Judge5: ¡Y la esencia del mitsuba es simplemente indescriptible!
Himeko: ¡¡¡Bah, olvidadlo!!! / ¿¡¡Es que estos tíos no tienen vocabulario culinario o qué!!?

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Announcer: ¡¡Este ha sido un desenlace excelente!! / ¡Cada uno de los jueces ha expresado su admiración por el plato! // ¡¡Ese ha sido el oyakodon de Onizuka!!
Bossun: ¡¡Mmmm!! ¡Qué rico! / ¡¡Qué diablos!! // ¡¡Esto está riquísimo, Himeko!!
Soujirou: Está bastante bien. / ¿No crees que ya no tenemos de qué preocuparnos?
Tsubaki: .........
Announcer: ¡Ahora viene el plato hecho por Shinba!
Judge1: Es... ¡¡Esto es...!!

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Announcer: ¡¡Es una tortilla!! // ¡¡Asombroso!! ¡Es la más simple y fácil de hacer de todas las recetas con huevo, una tortilla normal y corriente!

15
Bossun: Es...¡Esto está...!
Announcer: Procederé a anunciar los votos del jurado. // ¡El resultado de la votación... // ...ha sido de cinco a cero! // Y se lleva la victoria...

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Announcer: ¡¡El Miembro del Consejo Estudiantil, Shinba Michiru!!
Michiru: ¿Dónde está la cámara?
Judge1: La tortilla es el primer plato que un cocinero novel aprende a hacer... el más básico de todos. Dicho de otro modo, al ser tan simple es el que mejor refleja las habilidades de un cocinero.
// De hecho, si la habilidad de cocina es bastante alta, puede ser el plato definitivo, superando a todos los que se pongan por delante.
// Y probando esta tortilla, puedo decir que la habilidad de Shinba es digna de los profesionales... No, es excepcional incluso entre los profesionales.
Judge2: Como una comida casera, el oyakodon de Onizuka estaba riquísimo... pero las habilidades de Shinba como chef son simplemente de otro mundo.
Judge: El venir a un torneo de cocina y hacer un plato tan simple, sin decoración alguna, y su calidad dependiendo únicamente de su habilidad, demuestra su orgullo impasible como chef.

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Himeko: Lo siento... / He perdido.
Switch: No, no, no te preocupes.
Shinzou: Sin duda fue un duelo magnífico.
Bossun: ¡Estaba totalmente sorprendido, sabes, Himeko! // ¡No me lo esperaba! // Quiero decir, que lo que hizo el otro chico también estaba rico, pero, bueno, no sé... No sé mucho de estas cosas...
Shinzou: Jajaja... / Bossun-dono, tus gustos son los mismos que los de un niño. / Prefieres cosas como hamburguesas y patatas fritas...
Switch: Es cierto, siempre que alguien le pregunta a Bossun cuál es su comida favorita, siempre te responde "gelatina de mandarina".
Bossun: ¡¡¡Oh, callaos, tíos!!! ¡¡Eso no tiene nada que ver!!

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Bossun: ¡Pero, oye, no sabíamos que cocinabas así de bien!
Himeko: Bueno, ya sabéis... / ¡Tenía miedo de que pensaseis que lo hacía fatal, porque luego yo me sentiría así!
Switch: Lo que de verdad me sienta fatal es pensar que no tenía esos datos de uno de mis compañeros.
Bossun: ¡Bueno, oye, como sea! ¡Espero que no te moleste prepararnos algo alguna vez!
Himeko: ............... // Claro... // ¿Como qué?
Bossun: ............ // Hmmmmm......... // ......... // Uhhh... // .................. // .................. // Hamburguesas... o... patatas fritas...
Himeko: *sniff*

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Bossun: ¿¡Eh!? / ¿¡P-Por qué estás llorando!?
Himeko: ¡No lo sé! / Es sólo que... tengo ganas o algo así...
Announcer: ¡Ahora es el momento de pasar a la ronda 2!
Shinzou: Himeko-dono... Por favor, espera aquí.
Announcer: ¡Del Consejo Estudiantil, Tsubaki Sasuke! // ¡¡Y del Sket-Dan, Takemitsu Shinzou!!!
Shinzou: Procederé a encargarme del enemigo.
[Texto Insertado: En el próximo capítulo... ¿¡Un auténtico duelo de hombres!?]

[Español] [Translation] Sket Dance 26 by Vankazen

2010-12-23T14:31:17+00:00

SKET DANCE 26

Créditos: cnet128 (Trad. Jap-Eng)

Quote:

Reservado para Mangamudd Scanlations

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Lo sucedido en los últimos capítulos
Un torneo basado en los juegos de una tienda web de juegos para móviles llamada "Ciudad Vivage"... La "Batalla Gachinko de Vivage"
Gracias a una misión de Yabasawa-san y una petición de una revista que patrocina el evento, tanto el Sket-Dan como el Consejo Estudiantil tienen sus respectivos motivos para enfrentarse entre sí, aquí, en duelo.
Sin embargo, en realidad ésta es una guerra en la que está en juego el orgullo de ambos equipos (¡O por lo menos de sus líderes, Tsubaki y Bossun!)
¡Es el gran espectáculo que estabais esperando desde que comenzó la serie! ¡Incluso el autor no sabe cómo va a acabar esto! ¿¡Quién narices sabe qué va a pasar aquí!?
Himeko: ¿¡Realmente deberías decir ESO!?
Shinzou: Acepto vuestra proposición.
[Texto Insertado: "Acepto"... ¿¡Entonces, él es la misteriosa "Sket Machine I"!?]
Bossun: Bueno, pues ya está. La "Sket Machine I" es Shinzou.
Himeko: ¿Pero por qué demonios has aceptado tan rápido? // ¿Es que te aburres o algo de eso?
Shinzou: Jajajaja... La verdad, que lo sepáis, es que yo soy un cliente frecuente de Vivage, y de hecho he realizado varios records en sus juegos.
Bossun: Sí, me lo suponía, por eso te llamé. Parece que entiendes de teléfonos móviles.
Himeko: Y se llama a sí mismo un samurái...
Bossun: ¡Está bien! ¡Ya tenemos a todos los miembros que necesitamos! ¡¡¡Vamos allá!!!
People: ¡¡SÍ!!
Someone: ¡¡Por la boca como un "3"!!
People: ¡¡¡SÍ!!!
Yabasawa: T...¡¡Tremendas gracias, chicos!!

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Sket Dance
Capítulo 26: ¡¡La Guerra comienza!!
[Texto Insertado: ¡¡Adelante!! ¡Al campo de batalla!]
[Cartel: Batalla Gachinko de Vivage]
Announcement: ¿Podría venir un representante de cada equipo a inscribirlos en la lista?
Tsubaki/Bossun: Un equipo de cinco personas del Instituto Kaimei. // Eh.

3
SecretaryPerson: ¡Aahhh! // (¿¡Qué clase de tensión asesina hay aquí!?)
Bossun: Vaya, vaya, vaya... Mira quién está aquí. // El chico del Consejo Estudiantil... Te llamabas "Pestañas-kun", ¿Verdad?
Daisy: Qué patético tiene que ser para ti que tu personaje encaje únicamente con ese peinado tan abominable. // Te sugiero que te mueras y empieces de cero.
Tsubaki: ¡¡No tenías que haberte metido!! // ¿¡¡Cómo quieres que diga algo si ya lo dices tú antes!!? // Ja. Así que era cierto... Al final vinisteis aquí, Sket-dan.
/ Debéis de tener mucho tiempo libre para venir aquí a participar en semejante actividad frívola y extraescolar.
// ¿Puede ser que deseaseis enfrentaros a nosotros?
Michiru: ¿...Pero qué le ha dado a este ahora?

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Bossun: Ja. ¿Te crees el centro del mundo o algo así? Sólo estamos aquí por un trabajo, eso es todo.
// Lo único que queremos es conseguir la boca con forma de "3" para Yabasawa-san.
Tsubaki: ¿Una boca como un "3"? // ¡Deja de decir cosas incomprensibles! / Si por lo menos quieres explicarte, hazlo de un modo que el resto sea capaz de entenderlo.
Bossun: Nah, ¿Sabes qué? Olvídalo. // Aunque te diré algo - No aspiramos a nada más salvo al bote final. Así que a partir de ahora podéis ir pensando en las excusas que daréis cuando perdáis.
Tsubaki: ¡No haremos semejante cosa! ¡Nosotros, también, hemos venido con la intención de alzarnos con la victoria! // ¡¡Y no tenemos intención alguna de jugar suave con vosotros porque seáis del mismo instituto, que lo sepáis!!

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Tsutomu: ¡¡Oh, has estado fabuloso, Tsubaki-kun!!
[box: Editor de la Shonen Jump / Tomori Tsutomu]
Tsutomu: ¡¡Tal y como se esperaba del vice-presidente apasionado!!
Bossun: ¿Quiénes son estos patanes?
Switch: Resulta que son los editores de la revista que sigue a los miembros del Consejo Estudiantil.
// Se dice que están ocupados asistiendo en manuscritos, editando, atendiendo a cabarets, cosas así.
Himeko: ¿Qué demonios...?
Tsutomu: ¡Y vosotros también, chicos, me gustaría saber lo que pensáis de este torneo!
Soujirou: Bueno, ya sabes.
Mimori: Ah, si no te importa, me gustaría darte este filete Chateaubriand. ¡Para que lo compartas con el resto del equipo!
Michiru: Creo que no salí bien antes... ¿Podrías sacarme otra?
Daisy: El aliento te apesta, así que si no te importa, continúa haciendo tu trabajo desde un lugar más lejano.
Tsutomu: Hey... Esos tíos parecen bastante buenos. / Son tal y como tú dijiste, ¿Verdad?
OtherGuy: Bueno, eso he oído...
Tsutomu: Como sea, centraremos esto en Tsubaki. / Y a esos tíos... creo que podríamos usarlos. // Hey... ¡Los de ahí!

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Tsutomu: Quiero decir... Tíos, parecéis bastante buenos, ¿Eh? / Rivales de la misma escuela enfrentándose entre sí... ¡Esta clase de cosas son las que vine buscando! ¡Me alegra que forméis parte de esto!
// Así que me preguntaba si sería algún problema para vosotros enfrentaros contra el Consejo Estudiantil y perder con elegancia o algo así.
Bossun: Que te jodan. // ¡No tenemos nada que decir! ¡Así que no nos metas en ese artículo de mierda o lo que sea!
Tsutomu: ¿¡Y-Y a este qué le pasa!?
Soujirou: Jajajaja... // Bueno, están aquí por sus propios motivos, así que lo mejor será que les dejes.
Tsutomu: ¡Oh, pero venga, Agata-kun! Sabes que será más emocionante si ganáis...
Soujirou: Bueno... No tenemos intención de contenernos, ¿Sabes?
Bossun: ¿Hmm?
Soujirou: Pero aun así no creo que sea probable que nos dejen ganar así como así...

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[Caja: ¡Las preliminares de la Batalla Gachinko de Vivage comienzan! // Desde el Instituto Kaimei, el Sket-Dan... // ...y el Consejo Estudiantil... // ...cada uno motivado por la presencia del otro, superando con afán al resto de equipos participantes... // ...y avanzan fácilmente por los preliminares. // Siguiendo al mismo ritmo, siguen ascendiendo hasta llegar a la gran batalla de la final...]

8
[Caja: ...Hasta enfrentarse entre sí en la final.]
Himeko: ¿¡¡Cuánto más eres capaz de resumirlo!!?
Announcer: ¡Bueno, hoy en el Polideportivo Tsukinoshima, un soplo de viento parece haber avivado la llama de los aquí presentes! ¡Y, sin duda, ese mismo viento parece haber avivado la llama que late en el interior de servidor, Nitta, líder de los comentaristas!
// ¡Esta es la batalla decisiva de la "Batalla Gachinko de Vivage"! / ¡¡Y esa pasión ya se muestra de un modo intenso en los diez guerreros que tenemos aquí, preparados para afrontar la batalla final!!
// ¡Al final, esta batalla entre dos equipos del mismo instituto ha sido obra del destino!
// ¡¡Los miembros del Consejo Estudiantil, del Instituto Kaimei, contra... // ...el equipo del mismo instituto, el "Sket-dan" !!

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Announcer: ¿¡¡Quién podría haber anticipado semejante clímax!!? // ¡¡Los jugadores definitivos ya están aquí!! // ¡¡El escenario final ya está listo!! // ¡Y, ahora, pondrán su orgullo y su honor en la línea de salida! ¡¡¡Tsubaki parece estar listo para darlo todo!!! ¡¡¡Buena suerte, guerreros valientes!!!
Somebody: ¿¡¡Cuándo coño se va a callar ese tío!!?
RefereePerson: Bueno, pues que comience la ronda final. // Por favor, que los líderes de ambos equipos vengan aquí.
Himeko: ¡¡¡Bossun, demuéstrale quién manda!!!
Soujirou: Tsubaki.... / Sal ahí.
Tsubaki: Entendido.
RefereePerson: Vale, ahora, daos la mano.

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RefereePerson: ............ // ¿...Eeeeeh......? // Ahh, sí... / ¿Sería alguno de vosotros tan amable de cambiar la mano...?
Tsubaki: Soy zurdo
RefereePerson: Bueno, pues... // Usad la izquierda...
Bossun: Soy diestro. // ¿Por qué no tratas de ser un poco más educado, eh?
Himeko: ¡¡Sigue así, Bossun!!
RefereePerson: ¿Ahhh.........? ......Err...... / ¿Quééé.........? // Bueno... Pues olvidémonos de estrechar las manos entonces-
Himeko: ¡Buen trabajo, Bossun! / ¡¡Se lo demostraste!! ¡¡Fue un auténtico duelo mental!!
Soujirou: Jajajaja...
Michiru: Sabías que algo así iba a pasar, ¿Verdad...? / No deberías reírte de él de ese modo...
Announcer: ¡Bueno, ya es hora de revelar los eventos donde tendrá lugar la final!
/ ¡Así que me gustaría pedirles a los miembros de ambos equipos que cojan sus representantes en cada juego con sabiduría!
/ ¡¡Ahí van!! ¡¡¡Estos son los juegos que nos darán un ganador de una vez por todas!!!

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Announcer: ¡¡¡El primero!!! ¡Tenemos el juego de acción sobre cocina "El Coliseo de la Cocina"!
// ¡En esta Batalla Gachinko de Vivage, se le pedirá a nuestros concursantes que hagan un tipo concreto de receta, en un duelo al límite en la cocina! ¿¡¡Qué clase de comida puede salir de este juego!!?
// ¡El segundo juego se basa en nuestro beat-em-up más aclamado, "Espíritu Luchador"!
// ¡Con sus peleas intensas, este es el juego que está de moda! ¡¡En nuestra versión de la vida real, los jugadores se enfrentarán en una pelea auténtica!!
// ¡Nuestro tercer juego es del género de disparos, "Gángster Fusilador"!
// En el juego original, los jugadores se enfrentaban a miembros de otras bandas... ¿¡Pero cómo adaptaremos esto a nuestra versión de torneo!?
// A continuación... ¡Nuestro juego de simulación de citas "Kokuhaku Monogatari"!
Announcer: ¡¡Guau, pero si hasta tenemos romance en este torneo!! ¿¡Se podrán usar aquí los amplios conocimientos que nuestros jugadores tienen en la materia del amor!?
// ¡¡¡Y, por último, acabaremos con un juego de cartas!!!
// ¡¡Aquí no habrá trampa que valga!! ¡Enfrentaremos a los participantes entre sí en un juego original de cartas, creado por nosotros mismos y que todavía no está a la venta! ¡¡¡Con ambos jugadores al mismo nivel, sin duda ésta será una auténtica batalla Gachinko!!!

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Announcer: ¡Ahora, que cada equipo coja a sus representantes para los distintos juegos! // ¡Teneis diez minutos para concluir vuestras elecciones!
Himeko: ¿Qué vamos a hacer, Bossun?
Bossun: ............ // Tsubaki probablemente sea quien juegue en la ronda de los combates... / Así que jugaré yo contra él...
// ...O eso me gustaría decir, pero... / No tendría sentido jugar así... Hemos venido a ganar.
// ¡¡Está bien!! / Nuestro jugar en esa ronda será... // ¡¡Tú, Himeko!!
Himeko: ¡¡¡Vale, yo me encargaré!!! // ¡¡¡No me contendré!!!

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Bossun: Si no me equivoco... Yabasawa-san, eres buena cocinando, ¿Verdad?
Yabasawa: Mmm... / Supongo.
Bossun: Bueno, pues entonces te dejo la primera ronda a ti.
Yabasawa: Vale. / Tremendo.
Bossun: ¿¡Tremen...!? Er, sí, vale... A veces simplemente no te entiendo.
Shinzou: ¡Bossun-dono! / ¿Y yo qué?
Bossun: Tú, Shinzou... // Jugarás la última. / El duelo de cartas.
Shinzou: ¿¡¡Quéééé!!? // ¿¡El...El último!? / ¿¡Yo!?
Bossun: Ese juego es misterioso, no sabemos cómo va a ser. Así que necesitamos a alguien que tenga mucha experiencia en juegos para móvil, lo que os deja a Switch y a ti./ Pero Switch es la única posibilidad que tenemos para el penúltimo duelo, el de simulación de citas.
Shinzou: ¡P-Pero...!
Bossun: No te preocupes... Con suerte, esto estará acabado para cuando lleguemos al último juego. / Además, no queremos que parezcas débil, así que asegúrate de prepararte como si estuvieses a punto de participar en un duelo de kendo.
Shinzou: ¡¡...!! // Entendido.

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Himeko: Entonces, Bossun, tú...
Bossun: Yo participaré en el tercer duelo, el de los disparos. // ¡¡Es la mejor posibilidad para aprovechar mi Modo de Concentración!!
Himeko: ¡¡A - Ahh, sí!! // (Es tan aburrido...)
Shinzou: ¡¡No puedo esperar para verlo!! // (Realmente aburrido...)
Bossun: Así que básicamente, hemos creado una alineación. // ¡¡Estamos todos colocados!!
Himeko: ¡¡Es totalmente perfecto!!
Switch: Ciertamente es la mejor alineación.
Bossun: ¡¡Sí, lo sé!! Es realmente perfecta, ¿¡¡No creéis!!?
Yabasawa: ¿Diga...? / ...Sí. / ¿¡Qué!?
Shinzou: E-Estoy empezando a ponerme realmente nervioso, creo que me tomaré mi Frisk ahora...
Himeko: ¡¡No, no, no!! ¡¡La cagarás antes de que empiece tu partida!! ¡¡Concéntrate!!
Yabasawa: Mm... ¿¡Quééé!? ¡¡Oh, pero eso es demasiado tremendo!!

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Yabasawa: Bueno, tú dirás lo que quieras... ¡Pero - ! // Sí... // Mm... Vale.
Bossun: ¿Hm? / ¿P-Pasó algo, Yabasawa-san...?
Yabasawa: ............ // Sí... // Es super-SUPER-tremendo
Bossun: Es... / ¿Eh? ¿¡Qué es!?
Yabasawa: Lo siento mucho, chicos... Parece que voy a tener que irme a casa ahora mismo...
Bossun: ¿¡¡Quééé!!? // Pero... ¿¡¡Por qué!!? ¡¡¡Los juegos están a punto de empezar!!!
Yabasawa: Sí, pero...Verás...

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Yabasawa: Mi hermano ha tenido un accidente...
Bossun: ¿¡OTRA VEZ!? // Ese es el tío del Club de Teatro, ¿¡No es así!? ¿¡¡No había tenido un accidente no hace mucho!!?
Yabasawa: Sí... Bueno, no es de gravedad, y sus heridas son leves... Mis padres están ahora en el hosptial con él...
Himeko: Bueno, pues entonces no tienes por qué darte prisa en ir, ¿No?
Yabasawa: Bueno, eso es cierto, pero... // Por lo visto, Yeti se ha escapado.
Bossun: ¿¡¡DE NUEVO!!?
Yabasawa: ¡¡Así que tengo que buscarle antes de que le pase algo tremendo!!
Bossun: Bueno... / Mmm... Sí... Supongo... / ¡No! Pero...
Yabasawa: ¡¡Bueno, como sea, luego os veo tremendamente!!
Bossun: ¿¡¡Quééééé!?
Yabasawa: ¡Estoy segura de que ganareis el torneo tremendamente!
Bossun: ¿"Tremendamente"?
Himeko: ¡¡E-Espera un poco!! ¡¡Quieta parada!! ¡¡Si te vas, el grupo se quedará corto!!
Bossun: Y además, ¿No estamos haciendo esto por tu boca en forma de "3"-? / ¡¡¡Hey, Yabasawa-saaaaan!!!

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Himeko: ¿¡¡Y qué vamos a hacer!!? ¡Acaba de largarse como si nada! ¿¡¡¡Qué coño le PASA a ésta!!!?
Bossun: ¡E-Esto no es bueno! ¡¡Puede que acabemos descalificados o algo así...!!
RefereePerson: ¿Teneis algún problema, Sket-dan?
Bossun: Ahh... Bueno, verá... / Pasa que...
Referee: ¿¡Que uno de vuestros miembros se ha ido!? // Un mono... y un accidente... ¿¡Qué narices!?
/ ¡No me lo puedo creer! ¿¡¡Pero qué os habéis creído que es esto!!?
Bossun/Himeko: Lo... Lo sentimos mucho.
RefereePerson: Bueno... No podemos permitir que la final se arruine por eso, así que supongo que tengo que permitir un cambio de miembros. / ¡Encontrad un sustituto lo antes que podáis! // ¡Pero si no lo conseguís a tiempo, no tendré más alternativa que dar por perdido el duelo correspondiente!
Bossun: ¡¡Mu-Muchas gracias!! // ¡Está bien! ¡Tenemos que contactar con alguien para que venga aquí enseguida! / ¡Creo que Momoka servirá! ¡¡Himeko, llámala!!
Himeko: ¡¡Entendido!!

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Announcer: ¡Por favor, que los equipos coloquen a sus componentes!
Switch: Bossun... ¿No es una mala idea tener a Yabasawa-san en la primera ronda?
Bossun: ¡Ahh! / ¡¡Ahhh, tienes razón!! // Tenemos que ganar tiempo hasta que encontremos a un sustituto... / Ahhh... En ese caso, debemos ponerla más abajo en la lista...
// ¿El último duelo...? // No, no, eso sería poner demasiada presión en la elección...
// ¡Ahh, pues pongámosla en el penúltimo duelo! / ¡Gahhh, ahora tengo que ordenarlos a todos...!
Announcer: ¡Equipo Sket-Dan, por favor, repartid a vuestros componentes inmediatamente!
Bossun: ¡Aaaaaghhhhhhhh! ¡¡Oh - mierda, tendré que colocarlos donde sea!!
Shinzou: ¿¡E-Estás seguro de que es buena idea!?
Bossun: Este aquí, este otro aquí...
[Tabla:]
Duelo final
Miembros del Consejo Estudiantil VS Sket-dan
Shinba Michiru - Ronda 1 - Onizuka Hime
Tsubaki Sasuke - Ronda 2 - Takemitsu Shinzou
Asahina Kikuno - Ronda 3 - Usui Kazuyoshi
Unyuu Mimori - Ronda 4 - Yabasawa Moe
Agata Soujirou - Ronda 5 - Fujisaki Yuusuke
[/Tabla]

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Shinzou: ¿¡En qué narices estabas pensando!? / ¡¡¡Yo ya sospechaba que estabas haciendo una chapuza, pero esto...!!! // ¿¡¡Qué coño fue de esa alineación perfecta que habíamos preparado!!?
Bossun: E-Es que no puedo pensar bien bajo presión... La mente se me pone en blanco.
Shinzou: ¡¡BOSSUN-DONO!! / ¡En este tipo de situación tenías que haber usado tu Modo de Concentración...!
Bossun: ¡¡OH, QUE TE CALLES, SAMURÁI DE PACOTILLA!! ¡¡¡VETE A METERTE CIENTOS DE ESOS FRISKIES TUYOS DE MIERDA!!!
Himeko: Bossu~n...
Announcer: ¡Bueno, ya es hora de empezar con los enfrentamientos! // ¡¡El primer duelo es una batalla de cocina!! / Y los combatientes... Desde el Consejo Estudiantil, Shinba Michiru, contra... // ¡¡¡Onizuka Hime, del Sket-Dan!!!
Himeko: ¿¡Qué!?
[Texto Insertado: ¿¡H-Himeko!? ¿¡Cocinando!? ¡¡Esto empieza mal!!]

[Español] [Translation] Sket Dance 28 by Vankazen

2010-12-23T11:25:31+00:00

SKET DANCE 28

Créditos: cnet128 (Trad. Jap-Eng)

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[Texto Insertado: ¡¡La Batalla Gachinko de Vivage!! ¡¡Himeko ha sido derrotada en el Concurso de Cocina!! ¿¡Y ahora, el segundo duelo...!?]
Tsutomu: ¡Ahh, oye! / ¿Tienes un momento? // ¡Ahh, eres bastante interesante! ¡Eres igual a los samurais de la antigüedad! // ¡Pareces bastante fuerte!
Shinzou: Cuéntame tus intenciones.
Tsutomu: Bueno, ya sabes... Verás... // Jejejeje... Seguro que lo entiendes, ¿Verdad? Básicamente, tal y como estamos... Bueno, sería realmente genial si el Consejo Estudiantil ganase esto con un pleno...
// Así que lo que digo es... // Sería genial que perdieses este duelo por ellos, ¿Eh? // Bueno, por supuesto, te daríamos una pequeña compensación por tus servicios... Jejejeje
Shinzou: ...Me pones enfermo.
Tsutomu: ¿Eh?

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Sket Dance
Capítulo 28: Ronda 2 - Espíritu Luchador
Shinzou: ¿¡¡Cómo osas interferir en un duelo de dos guerreros auténticos / ¡¡¡Me pones enfermo!!!
Tsutomu: !!
Shinzou: ¡¡Prevaleceré!!
[Texto Insertado: ¡¡Hacia la batalla!!]

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Announcer: Parece que las preparaciones ya están listas... ¡La segunda ronda, la primera y única ronda de puro combate físico, va a comenzar!
[Panel:]
Sket-dan / Miembros del Consejo Estudiantil
Onizuka Hime - Ronda 1 - Shinba Michiru
Takemitsu Shinzou - Ronda 2 - Tsubaki Sasuke
Usui Kazuyoshi - Ronda 3 - Asahina Kikuno
Yabasawa Moe - Ronda 4 - Unyuu Mimori
[/Panel]
Announcer: ¡Se trata del "Espíritu Luchador"! // ¡Y qué emparejamiento tan interesante tenemos en esta ronda! / ¡Tsubaki, un cinturón negro en kárate y judo! // ¡Y su rival, Takemitsu, un capitán del Club de Kendo!
// ¡Como pueden ver, hay cinco bolas de colores enganchadas a los cuerpos de cada jugador! // ¡El ganador de esta ronda será aquel que destruya primero todas las bolas de su oponente!
// ¡Además, hemos preparado un surtido de armas variadas como las que se usan en Chanbara, para que los luchadores usen en esta prueba!
N/T: Chanbara es un tipo de arte marcial.
// ¡Cada participante tendrá que escoger un y sólo un arma para luchar!

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RefereePerson: Bueno, pues, si sois tan amables de coger un arma...
Shinzou: Sólo hay un arma que podría escoger.
Announcer: ¡Como se esperaba, Takemitsu ha elegido la espada!
Tsubaki: Yo usaré estos.
Announcer: ¿¡Eh!? ¡¡...Por lo visto, Tsubaki ha optado por los guantes!! // Qué inesperado... ¡Parece que tiene ganas de luchar desarmado contra un espadachín!
RefereePerson: Es- ¿Estás seguro?
Tsubaki: Sí.

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Michiru: ¿Tsubaki-chan no practica kendo o algo así? / Podría haber escogido un buen arma...
Soujirou: Supongo que decidió escoger eso porque sabe que no puede vencerle en un combate armado. / Así que ha escogido basarse en su propia especialidad - Sus puños. // Bueno, pues... / Esto promete bastante.
Bossun: ¡Shinzou!
Shinzou: No hay de qué preocuparse. // Puedo vencerle. // Todo lo que necesito... // ...es mi espada, y mi Frisk.
Bossun: Hey... ¿Realmente debería meterse esa cosa?
Switch: Los efectos del Frisk duran aproximadamente unos veinte minutos. / Mientras se lo tome justo antes del duelo, no hay de qué preocuparse.

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Shinzou: ¡¡¡Ahora!!!
Bossun: ¡¡¡Está bien, adelante, Shinzou!!!
Announcer: ¡Que ambos combatientes vengan aquí!
Tsubaki: Volveré pronto.
Mimori: ¡Buena suerte, Tsubaki-ku~n!
RefereePerson: ¡¡Comenzad!!
Announcer: ¡¡Y el Gong del Destino señala el comienzo de este duelo sin tiempo límite!!

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Announcer: ¡¡Ahh!! // ¡Sin temor, Takemitsu ataca inmediatamente! ¡Una estocada veloz y directa!
// ¡Y Tsubaki lo esquiva por los pelos! // ¡Pero ahora...! // ¡¡¡Vuelve a atacar!!!

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Announcer: ¡¡Qué velocidad tan increíble!! / ¡¡Takemitsu continúa impasible con su sucesión de ataques!! // ¡Sin embargo, Tsubaki está esquivando con éxito todos y cada uno de sus ataques!
Mimori: ¡Tsubaki-kun es bastante bueno, ¿No creéis?!
Soujirou: Sabes, cuando ingresó en el instituto... / Oí que el Club de Boxeo deseaba hacerse con él costase lo que costase. // ............ // Pero... Si esto sigue así...
Announcer: ¡¡¡Aahhh!!!

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Announcer: ¡¡Y la espada de Takemitsu consigue golpear a la bola del hombro izquierdo de Tsubaki!!
Bossun: ¡¡Muy buena, Shinzou!!
Announcer: ¡La bola se ha abierto, dejando salir pintura roja que recorre todo su cuerpo!
Himeko: ¡Es escalofriante!
Bossun: ¡Tío, qué molón parece ahí fuera, el Shinzou este!
Switch: Se ha encasillado en el rol del personaje tonto, pero supongo que realmente es el capitán del Club de Kendo.
Bossun: Sí... Casi lo había olvidado, pero... este tío es prácticamente invencible mientras tenga su espada. // Shinzou es un verdadero luchador. // ...¿No es así, Himeko?
Himeko: ...Quería ser yo quien... pelease...
Bossun: ¡Aahhh! // S-Sí... / Lamento eso... Probablemente ya hubiéramos ganado si tú hubieses hecho esa prueba...

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Announcer: ¡¡Parece que la longitud de alcance de la espada es sin duda un factor importante en esta pelea!!
Tsubaki: (Aún no... // Un poco más...)
RefereePerson: ¡Luchad!
Shinzou: ¡¡¡HUAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Announcer: ¡Con una determinación intensa, Takemitsu sigue atacando con todas sus fuerzas! // Pero aún así... // ¡Esquiva!
// ¡Y vuelve a esquivar! // ¡¡Tsubaki sigue esquivando los mandobles!!
Shinzou: ............ // (Algo no va bien...)

11
Shinzou: (¿¡Por qué no trata siquiera de atacar!?)
Announcer: Bueno... / Esta pelea ha tomado una dirección completamente inesperada.
// Takemitsu es el único que ataca, y Tsubaki se limita a esquivar.
// Ya han pasado siete minutos sin novedades.
Michiru: ¿¡Qué estás haciendo, Tsubaki-cha~n!?
Mimori: ¡Adelante, Tsubaki-ku~n!

12
Switch: Aquí hay algo que no va bien.
Bossun: Sí... // ¿Lo está poniendo todo sólo para esquivar sus ataques...?
Himeko: Supongo que la espada de Shinzou es bastante rápida...
Shinzou: ¿Por qué no atacas? // Con el nivel de velocidad que tienes, deberías poder...
Tsubaki: Sin duda. // Pero entonces usarías esa oportunidad para atacarme.
Shinzou: ¡A-Así son las peleas!
Tsubaki: No me creo capaz de esquivar tu espada en esa situación. / El motivo por el que estoy esquivando todos y cada uno de tus ataques es porque me estoy concentrando únicamente en la defensa.
Shinzou: ¡¡Sin embargo...!! ¡¡Si te limitas a seguir así más tiempo, este duelo no tendrá ningún ganador!!
RefereePerson: ¡Luchad! // Ugh... / ¡Luchad!
Announcer: ¡Han pasado diez minutos!

13
Tsubaki: (Yo no pienso eso...)
Shinzou: Tú... // ¿¡¡Qué clase de plan es ese!!?
Announcer: ¡Takemitsu sigue atacando! // ¡Y Tsubaki sigue esquivando!
Himeko: ......... // Bossun... // ¿No crees que Shinzou se está moviendo más y más lento cada vez?
Bossun: ¿Eh? / ¿Eso crees? Yo no te lo podría asegurar... // Bueno, supongo que después de tanto rato así lo lógico es que se canse... // ............ // ......Oh, no...

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Shinzou: *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // *pant* // ¿¡¡Qué problema hay!!? // ¿¿¡¡POR QUÉ NO ATACAS!!?? // ¡¡VAMOS!!
Tsubaki: "¿Qué problema hay?" Eso debería decirlo yo. // ¿No lo sientes todavía...?

15
Tsubaki: ...Tu pequeña "droga" perdiendo su efecto.
Shinzou: ¿¡Eh!? // Eh...
Bossun: ¿¡Shinzou!? // ¡¡Ahh!!
Himeko: ¡¡¡Su cara se ha vuelto pequeña y estúpida!!! // ¿¡¡Qué cara es esa!!?

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Switch: No será que...
Bossun: ¿¡¡Se le acabó su Frisk!!?
Himeko: ¿¡Qué coño!? / ¡Pensaba que habías dicho que duraba veinte minutos!
Switch: Pero eso es en la primera zona de actividad. / Esforzándose a ese nivel, hay una buena posibilidad de que se acabe antes.
Bossun: ...Maldito... // Es probable que esa fuese su intención desde el principio...
Tsubaki: Lo sé todo sobre cómo usas esos caramelitos para que te den un gran aumento de energía durante un breve lapso de tiempo.
// Y sé que después, la secuela que te queda te deja inútil durante un tiempo.

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Tsubaki: Este es el momento que estaba esperando. // Tonto.
Announcer: ¡Ahhh! Algo malo pasa con Takemitsu; ¡Parece que de repente ha perdido toda su energía, y comienza a tambalearse!
Shinzou: Nnn...hh... / Qué fracaso...
Mimori: Jejeje... Tsubaki, como siempre, lo sabe todo de los otros alumnos... Propio de él.
Daisy: Qué sucio y vulgar.
Mimori: ¿Es que eres quién para decir eso...?
Soujirou: Jajaja... // Creo que esta batalla la has perdido, samurái.

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Announcer: ¡¡¡Y ahí va!!!
Shinzou: .........
Announcer: ¡¡Y el segundo!! // ¡¡Tercero!!

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Announcer: ¡¡Menudo cambio radical el de esta pelea!!! // ¡¡En un breve instante, Tsubaki ha roto tres de las bolas de su rival!! // ¡¡Takemitsu está en graves problemas!!
Bossun: Sh... // ¡¡¡SHINZOOOOOU!!!
[Texto Insertado: Junto con los efectos del Frisk... ¿¡Se ha esfumado... toda posibilidad de victoria!?]

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 119 by cookie_on_fire

2010-12-21T06:50:17+00:00

Reserved for Trinity BAKumA. Do not use without my permission.

Page 1
The confrontation---!!

Page 2
Panel 1:
Side text: He will not run away!! ---He will definitely not run away!!
Tsubaki: I hope you are ready, you fool.
Chapter 119: Tsubaki and Daisy (4)

Panel 4:
Kuku.

Page 3
Panel 1:
Ahahahaha!!

Panel 2:
Yabuda: I'm not worried at all.
SFX: *Clap, clap*
Yabuda: Like I'm gonna lose at a one-on-one.

Panel 3:
Besides, you said that you're gonna go for only one punch.

Panel 4:
...
Yeah, I did.

Panel 5:
Kah---! Are you an idiot or what!?
Don't you realize how bad you look right now?

Panel 6:
Yabuda: Just go take a look at a mirror!
Yabuda: You're pretty beaten up I'd say.
And took quite a bit of damage from before!

Page 4
Panel 1:
Thanks to my underlings.

Panel 4:
I want to ask you one thing.
Do you feel nothing about your comrades getting hurt?

Panel 5:
Yabuda: Comrades? Hah, what bullshit are you talking about!?
Yabuda: And what's this about getting hurt?
They ended up like that because they're too weak.

Panel 6:
Yabuda: Listen up. I only consider those who are useful as my "comrades".
And then I'll use them.
Yabuda: Today my comrades did well, didn't they?
As shields.

Page 5
Panel 2:
I probably don't even need to ask.
But do you feel like apologizing to Asahina?

Panel 3:
Apologizing!?
You still don't know the situation you're in right now?

Panel 4:
As if...

Panel 5:
I'm gonna do anything like that!!

Page 6
Panel 1:
I increased the number of my "comrades" with this fist of mine.

Panel 3:
It's over with just one hit.

Panel 5:
!!

Page 7
Panel 1:
How many hits did you say?

Panel 2:
Don't!!

Panel 3:
You dare insult me!!

Page 8
Panel 1:
Is that all you can do?

Panel 2:
Wh...what the hell!!?

Panel 3:
So you...
Rose to the top with that fist?
Hah!
Hah!
No wonder you're no big deal.

Panel 4:
So...
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Now,
From me...

Panel 5:
Go, Tsubaki.

Panel 6:
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Hah!
Just one single punch.

Page 9
Panel 1:
Tsubaki Explosion!

Panel 2:
Huh?

Panel 3:
What -sion?

Panel 4:
Wait...
A...

Page 10
Nothing

Page 11
Nothing

Page 12
Nothing

Page 13
Panel 1:
Don't ever lay your hands on our students again.
Fool.

Panel 4:
Bossun: Oh.
We're leaving now, Eyelashes Boy.
Tsubaki: When are you planning to take off that mask!?

Panel 5:
Guy: Are...are you ok? Yabuda-san!
Guy: No good, he's spent.
Yabuda: Kukuku,
You have quite the punch.

Panel 6:
Hmph.

Page 14
Panel 6:
You're injured so much.

Panel 7:
I suspected something and came...
What's the meaning of this!?

Page 15
Panel 1:
Daisy: That's why I didn't want to tell you.
Daisy: Because of me...
You got hurt.

Panel 2:
Because of me...

Panel 3:
I do understand what you are saying.
In the end, I didn't want to ask for help from others and acted alone as well.

Panel 4:
?

Panel 5:
Tsubaki: Should I have talked it over with the student council?
No. When I thought about what you wanted, I realized that I shouldn't tell everyone.
Tsubaki: But because of my actions, I made other people worry about me.
Tsubaki: I thought that maybe trying to do something by myself is the easiest solution to the problem?
If I can endure everything, then no one else has to get hurt.
Tsubaki: But is that really alright?

Panel 6:
I don't know the answer.
To what I should have done.
My actions were definitely not righteous.
But...
I just---

Page 16
Panel 1:
Can't forgive anyone who hurts my friends!

Panel 3:
...
How...
Are your injuries?

Panel 4:
Nothing worse than getting bitten by a stray dog.

Panel 5:
...

Panel 6:
Bossun: Well, well, anyway,
Bossun: Another problem solved.
SFX: *Pat*
SFX: *Pat*

Panel 7:
shut up.

Panel 8:
Gyaaaaaah!! My eeeeeyes!!

Page 17
Panel 2:
Agata: Burun burun burun?
Agata: Oh yeah, it was popular a long time ago, wasn't it.
TN: Mimorin is singing the same song that Bossun sang in chapter 117. It's apparently called Burun burun burun.
Tsubaki: I did not know the song could be sang that way.
I was under the impression that it sounds like something sang underwater.
Michiru: Mimorin, you're quite into the song, aren't you?

Panel 3:
...

Panel 4:
Agata: So what's up with all those injuries?
Tsubaki: Th...they are nothing.

Panel 5:
Tsubaki: I was bitten by a stray dog.
Agata: That is not "nothing"!
Mimorin: Well, that is certainly dangerous.
We have to warn the students about it.
Agata: Mimorin, don't believe that kind of story!

Page 18
Panel 2:
Hm?
What is it?

Panel 3:
I can't open the lid.
Open it for me.

Panel 4:
Oh?

Panel 5:
That is easily taken care of.

Panel 6:
Thanks.

Page 19
Panel 1:
Daisy: These are the chocolates that I saved.
One per person.
Michiru: Oh.
They're Gojiva ones. TN: An intentional variation from Godiva I'd bet.
Thanks!
Mimorin: I'll take one then, Daisy-chan.

Panel 2:
Hm.

Panel 3:
Michiru: Ah- that's not fair! You're only giving Tsubaki-chan two!
Daisy: This is to thank him.
Michiru: Thank him?

Panel 4:
For opening the jar for me.

Panel 6:
Michiru: Eh---! Then I should have opened it for you.
Daisy: Shut up.
Agata: Ka ka ka!
Side text: To hurt, and be hurt, to help, and be helped---

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 124 by thewrong

2010-12-20T14:12:56+00:00

chp 124: May I come backstage?

pg01:

Bossun:
Hey Swiiitch.

Bossun:
Did you know, Momoka has a concert nearby tomorrow.
Himeko:
Let's ask her for tickets so we can go together!

Bossun:
Hmm? What, you already have one?

Bossun:
Dammit, you went ahead and got a ticket only for yourself again!
Himeko:
Tell us next time when you do that!

Bossun:
Oi oi oi, you ignoring us now huh?!
Himeko:
You think you better than us?
Himeko:
You want us to really mess you up?

Bossun:
Hm?

pg02:

Switch:
I can't speak because my laptop broke down
Bossun:
Ah, that so.

Bossun:
But maaaaan, that really sucks for you!
Himeko:
You know it.

Bossun:
You can't speak, you can't research, the laptop-less Switch is just a
otaku with glasses!
Himeko:
Mmhmm.
Himeko:
So, otaku,
you're gonna go to Momoka's concert alone?

pg03:

*pop*

*whoosh*
Switch:
That's because I'm a fan.
Bossun:
Umm...
Himeko:
That was slow.

Bossun:
Huh? We're gonna have to communicate like this now?!
Himeko:
Why can't you use that PC we have over there?
Bossun:
Looks like both broke down at the same time.
Himeko:
How did you abuse them?!

Bossun:
So whatcha gonna do about this, Switch!
It's too troublesome to talk like this!

*scratch scratch scratch*

pg04:

Switch:
There,there.
Himeko:
I thought it took a while!

Himeko:
Why did you have to add a drawing!
You thought you had all the time in the world?!
Bossun:
Think about the pacing of the conversation, dammit! This is annoying!

Himeko:
Enough, just speak!
This is the time to learn how to speak again!
Switch:
Let go!
Bossun:
Yeah! This is the perfect opportunity!
Say "Good afternoon"!

Yuuki:
Good afternoon.

pg05:

Yuuki:
I heard Switch's laptop is spoilt?
Bossun:
AHHHHHH SOMETHING WEIRD JUST CAME IN!!!!

Yuuki:
I've always wanted to ask...
how are you guys related to Kibitsu Momoka?
Bossun:
Momoka?
Yuuki:
Yes. She was there back when we were rehearsing for the kindergarden
play too, no?
Himeko:
Yeah.

Switch:
We're acquainted. So?
Yuuki:
OH MY SATAN!

Bossun:
Huh?!
Yuuki:
Why? Why are you acquainted with an idol?

Switch:
Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/
Yuuki:
OH MY SATAN!
Himeko:
The hell is that?!

Yuuki:
Fufufu... I see...
Yuuki:
I have a proposition...
Bossun:
Eh?
What...

pg06:

Yuuki:
Get me an autograph!
Bossun/Himeko:
Huhhhhh?!!

Yuuki:
To tell you the truth, I became a big fan after watching
"Mild Tremor" starring her.
Text beside Momoka: Is it shaking?
Test below Momoka: Mild Tremor
Himeko:
What kinda title for a horror movie is that!

Yuuki:
You're going to her concert tomorrow, right? Please!
Yuuki:
As a fellow fan, please help me get her autographhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Bossun:
Just say it normally!
Himeko:
The way you do that is creepy!

Switch:
I refuse (lol)
Bossun:
He sure replied fast this time!

Yuuki:
Fufufu, I know you're just saying that, and you'll get an autograph
from me. You're just that kind of person.
Switch:
This is farewell.
Bossun:
Use the door, dammit, the door!

pg07:

Bossun:
It's just an autograph, just get it for her.
Himeko:
Yeah, we know Momoka personally after all.
By the way, do you get to go backstage to meet her?

Switch:
You know
Bossun:
Hmm?

Switch:
Just because I'm acquainted to Momoka doesn't mean I can just go
backstage to see her on a whim.
Bossun:
Eh, is that so?

Switch:
I didn't pull any strings to get my ticket too.
Bossun:
Eh, is that so?!

Switch:
If you are real fans, shouldn't you get your tickets using the proper
means?
Bossun:
You're right, we're sorry.
Himeko:
He's really scary at times like these...

Himeko:
Eh? Then Momoka doesn't know you're going to her concert?
Switch:
*nod*
Bossun:
Well, you can't see the audience very well from the stage.

Himeko:
Ehhhhh~ Then she won't know that you went to all her concerts!!
Bossun:
Then why are you going anyway?

pg08:

Switch:
Just to support Momoka.

Momoka:
Masumasu Marumaru
Momoka:
Marshmallow [2 circle marks]
*TL note: Maru can mean circle in Japanese*

Momoka:
[2 star marks]
Fans:
HOSHI HOSHI!!!
*TL Note: Hoshi means star in Japanese*

Momoka:
Whew~~~
It's already the last song~ Momo-tan's happy to see all of you so
energetic here today!
Momoka:
Energetic Beam!
Fans:
BEAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

pg09:

Fans:
Hmmmm, looks like Momoka-jou has improved yet again.
I think her dancing is much more polished, any opinions?
*Note: -jou is a formal suffix for women*
Fans:
I agree.
But I prefer her singing.
Fans:
She has a great voice, so her singing was much acclaimed in the industry.

Fans:
I would like to see the seiyuu Momo-tan again.
Her singer and actress persona would be great too.
Fans:
Her experience working in many segments in the entertainment industry
made her the success she is now.

Fans:
No doubt...
Fans:
She must have put in a lot of effort.

Momoka:
Thanks for coming today!
Hope to see you again! [2 star marks]!

pg10:

Phone:
From: Kibitsu Momoka
Sb: Re: May I come backstage?
Text:
Of course! (^.^)
It's rare to see that coming from you.
I told my manager already,
so come over after the concert!

Text under Switch:
He dropped it.

pg11:

Maniac:
What the hell, let me see her!
Maniac:
Let me see Momo-tan!

Guard:
You can't enter!
Maniac:
Momo-tan!
Maniac:
You're so cute, Momo-tan!
Manager:
Eh? This isn't your friend?
Momoka:
I don't know this person at all!
Momoka:
Ew no, he got through!

Maniac:
MOMO-TAAAAAAAAN!!!

Maniac:
Gimme an autograph!
Momoka:
Kyaaaaa!!

Momoka:
You...

SFX:
*clap*

pg12:

Switch: Let go!
Maniac: Eh?

Maniac:
W-W-Who are you!
Who are you to Momoka!

Switch:
We're acquainted. So?
Maniac:
Huh?!

Guard:
You, don't just enter without permission!
Momoka:
Wait!

Momoka:
Th-that's really my friend.
Momoka:
My precious friend.

pg13:

Maniac:
Wh...!

Maniac:
What the hell!! You bastard, you and Momo-tan..!!

Maniac:
Aieeeee!!!

Maniac:
You!!!

pg14:

Switch:
This is farewell.
Maniac:
O-okay!

Momoka:
Thanks... for today.
For coming to my concert.
Momoka:
And...
Momoka:
For saving me back there.

pg15:

Momoka:
Hahaha...
Seems like I'm just thanking all the time...

Switch:
There, there.

Momoka:
Hahaha, your laptop broke down, so you're writing messages? That's just
like you, Switch.
I have a pen, you do need it?
Switch:
I refuse (lol)
Momoka:
Hahaha
Why not!

Momoka:
So... you came to my concert today?

Switch:
Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/

pg16:

Momoka:
No way.

Momoka:
I've noticed.
Momoka:
Switch...
you've come to every single one of my events, haven't you.

Momoka:
I've always saw you from the stage.

Switch:
...

Switch:
Just a coincidence. \(^.^)/

pg17:

Momoka:
...
Why would you say that?
Momoka:
Then... why did you come all the time?

Switch:
That's because I'm a fan.
Momoka:
Eh?

Momoka:
....!!
Sfx:
*blush*
Momoka:
F-F-
Fan...
You said, fan...

Momoka:
By "fan"...
You mean...
Momoka:
Basically...

pg18:

Switch:
Just to support Momoka.

Momoka:
Is that so...
Momoka:
I see.

Momoka:
Anyway, thanks for today, really!
Momoka:
See you around.

pg19:

SFX: *pat*
Momoka:
!!!

Momoka:
Eh?

Momoka:
...
Momoka:
A pen?

Switch:
Gimme your autograph.
Momoka:
What the hell?!

[Español] [Translation] Sket Dance 25 by Vankazen

2010-12-19T17:31:43+00:00

SKET DANCE 25

Créditos: cnet128 (Trad Jap-Eng)

Quote:

Para Mangamudd Scanlation

1
Sket Dance
Capítulo 25: La Batalla Gachinko de Vivage
[Texto Insertado: ¡Sus mentes como una sola! // ¿¡Se han intercambiado la ropa...!?]

2
[Texto Insertado: ¿¡Una especie de reunión secreta en el instituto...!?]
[Cartel: Despacho del Director]
Karamatsu: ¡Jajajaja! / ¡vaya, vaya, vaya! ¡Parece que ese manga ha resultado ser un gran éxito! // "¡¡Somos el Consejo Estudiantil-Dan!!", ¿Era así? ¡Jajajaja!
Soujirou: Bueno, no exactamente...
Karamatsu: Un manga que se basa en vosotros, arrasando en las tiendas... / ¡Como Director vuestro, me siento orgulloso!
[Caja: Director: Karamatsu Genzaburou]
Soujirou: Sí... / Ya veo.
Karamatsu: Pero sí... Es gracias a ese manga que ahora tenemos más posibilidades de hacerlo...

3
Michiru: ¿¡La Botella Pachinko de Beverly!?
Soujirou: No, no. // Es la "Batalla Gachinko de Vivage". // Habéis oído hablar de "Ciudad Vivage", ¿Verdad? - La web... Reparte juegos para móvil gratis y cosas así. / Bueno, pues este es una especie de evento público que han organizado. // Es una gran competición, consistente en los minijuegos por los que son famosos, pero enfrentando en persona a los competidores entre sí. / Por lo visto es una competición por equipos, y cada uno lo forman cinco miembros.
Michiru: ¿Y por qué se supone que tenemos que participar?

4
Soujirou: Bueno, ¿Conocéis ese manga que se hizo basándose en nosotros? Bueno, por lo visto Ciudad Vivage está realizando un juego basado en ese mismo manga. / Ahora, quieren hacer una serie de... anuncios publicitarios.
[Burbuja: "¡Somos el Consejo Estudiantil!" ¡¡Ahora es un juego!!]
Soujirou: Así que lo que quieres es que nosotros cinco, los modelos originales de los personajes, participemos en este evento para basar el artículo en nosotros. // Típica idea estúpida con la que esos editores idiotas de la Weekly Shônen Jump suelen salir...
Michiru: ¿Eh? ¿Por qué hablas así de repente? // ¿Estás poseído o algo así? // ¡Como sea, es algo asombroso! No me esperaba que alguien como tú aceptase ese reto, Agata...
Soujirou: Bueno, fue una petición procedente del Director. Por lo visto, es amigo de uno de los editores que están metidos en el tema. // Además, no lo sé... // Últimamente las cosas han estado un tanto aburridas.
Michiru: Jajaja... Bueno, me parece bien.// ¡Sería un honor salir en una revista así! // ¡Por fin ha llegado el día en el que las chicas de todo el mundo verán mi rostro!
Mimori: ¡A mí también me parece bien! // Por cierto, ¿Cuánto dinero habría que usar para ganar el torneo?
Michiru: ¡N - No, Mimorin! ¡No podemos ir comprando a la gente por ahí!

5
Soujirou: ¿Y tú, Daisy? / Sé que a ti estas cosas no te gustan mucho...
Daisy: No tienes por qué sentirte culpable. // Eres el Presidente; haré lo que quieras. // Sólo pídeme que lo haga, y así será.
Soujirou: En ese caso... Hazlo.
Daisy: Entendido.
Tsubaki: ¡¡Un momento!! // ¡Me niego a aceptar esto! // ¡Este grupo existe con el único propósito de mejorar este instituto! / ¡No podemos perder el tiempo en este tipo de tonterías!

6
Michiru: ...Y Tsubaki quejándose como siempre. / Justo cuando todos estaban de acuerdo con esto...
Tsubaki: ¡¡Y-Yo sólo...!!
Soujirou: Bueno, ya sospechaba que Tsubaki tuviese una queja de ese tipo. // Pero no te olvides que fue el propio Director quien nos pidió hacer esto. / ¿Qué dices entonces? // Después de todo, te dejo que decidas lo que hará este Consejo... No sería correcto que comenzase a hacer excepciones al azar. // Tsubaki... / Tú decides.
Tsubaki: En tal caso... / No participaremos.
Michiru: ¡Ahhh! / ¡Menudo aguafiestas que eres, Tsubaki-chan!
Soujirou: Muy bien... Iré a disculparme ante el Director.
Tsubaki: Lamento las molestias.
Soujirou: No, no te preocupes. Sólo que a partir de ahora te llamaré "Sr. Sé más Considerado".
Tsubaki: ¿¡Qué...!?

7
Bossun: ¿¡La Botella Pachinko de Beverly!?
Yabasawa: ¡No, no, no se dice así! // ¡Es la "Batalla Gachinko de Vivage"!
Himeko: ...............
Bossun: ...Creo que no lo he entendido muy bien, pero... Básicamente, quieres entrar en ese torneo, ¿Verdad? // Pues, hazlo entonces... ¿No...?
Yabasawa: ¡¡No, no, no!! // ¡Es un torneo por equipos, no puedo hacerlo yo sola!
Bossun: Bueno, ¿Y por qué no te olvidas de ello? No es más que algún torneo absurdo de estos físicos, ¿Verdad? / Pues no es para tanto... // Además, ¿Desde cuándo te volviste tan agresiva?
Yabasawa: Bueno... A decir verdad, no lo soy, en serio... / En realidad lo que me interesa no es el torneo en sí...

8
Yabasawa: ...Lo que quiero es el premio. // ¡El ganador recibe 1000 VivaGold, y un set exclusivo de objetos para tu avatar! / ¿No es algo tremendo?
Bossun: .............................. / ¿Qué? // ¿Mil BarbaGold? // ¿Setas exclusivas para tu arma? // ¿El codo de oro de Yabasawa?
Yabasawa: ¿¡¡Qué rayos!!? ¡¡No, no, no!! // ¡Ciudad Vivage es una web SNS! / Los VivaGold son un tipo de moneda que usas dentro del juego... // ¡Y un avatar es el personaje que usas para que te represente!
Bossun: ............... / ¿Y esta de qué está hablando...?
Himeko: No tengo la más mínima idea de lo que está diciendo... // Mira, no sabemos nada de eso.
Switch: Dejad que os lo explique. // ¡¡Ciudad Vivage!! Es una web bastante popular, que vende juegos para móviles, y permite a sus usuarios interactuar, intercambiarse mensajes, y participar en general en una comunidad activa en línea.
// En esa sociedad online, hay un tipo de moneda llamada VivaGold, que se puede usar para comprar distintas "partes" para el "avatar" de cada uno.
Bossun: ...Switch te pone de los nervios, pero en momentos así es útil...

9
Switch: Un "avatar" es un personaje de dos dimensiones que se usa como una representación en línea de uno mismo. / Se pueden modificar las distintas "partes" para construirlo del modo que se desee. // Algunas de estas "partes" se encuentran sólo disponibles por ciertos precios, y es aquí donde entran los VivaGold.
// Permitid que os muestre un ejemplo; yo mismo tengo una cuenta en Ciudad Vivage.
Himeko: Eres de los que juego este tipo de rarezas, ¿Eh?
Bossun: ¿¡Y por qué nos venimos enterando ahora!? / ¡¡Joder, no hacemos más que el vago y ponernos a jugar a las cartas!!
Switch: Por favor, fijaos.
Bossun: ¡¡Whoooooa!!
[Sobre el personaje: Porunga-san]
Bossun: ¡¡Se parece exactamente a ti!! / ¡Así que era esto!
Himeko: ¿¡¡Pero por qué diablos te llamas "Porunga"!!? / ¿¡No sería más fácil que te llamases "Switch"!?
Switch: Porunga es mi nombre en Ciudad Vivage. // Gracias a mi asombrosa cantidad de récords, algunos usuarios me ven como un Dios.
[Mensaje:]
k pasa ^_^
enkantado d conoseros a tds, soy porunga.
¡vusco hamijos a los k les gustn los guegos, anime y siensia~!☆
pero no os preocupeis x ser unos frikis n sekreto.
[/Mensaje]
Bossun: ...Prácticamente eres una persona distinta en Internet, ¿Sabías?
N/T: Mensajes redactados así por el traductor tras un exhaustivo estudio leyendo versiones de Naruto de Fastsubs de Submanga.

10
Yabasawa: ¡Yo también! ¡Me hice el avatar para que se pareciese a mí! / ¿Queréis echarle un vistazo? // ¡Mirad, aquí!
Bossun: ¡¡¡Whoooooooooooa!!! // ¡¡¡Qué locura!!!
Himeko: ¡¡Es parecida a ella!! / Pero hay algo... ¡¡Mal!!
Yabasawa: ¡L-Lo sé! Hay algo mal, ¿Verdad? // ¿Pero el qué? ¿¡Qué habré hecho mal!?
Switch: El cuerpo, ¿Quizá? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Himeko: T- ¡Tienen que ser los ojos! ¡¡Los ojos!!
Bossun: ¿Los ojos? ¡Pero si lleva gafas! / ¡¡...La boca!! ¿¡Es eso!?
Yabasawa: Así es... / La boca es lo que no encaja... / Pero no puedo encontrar una boca creada que sea como la mía...
Himeko: Cla-Claro... La boca...
Bossun: La boca... / Sí... Eso es...
Yabasawa: Pero entonces me fijé en los premios que había preparados en el torneo... / Hay muchas partes exclusivas que sólo el ganador puede obtener... // ...Y una de ellas...

11
Yabasawa: ¡...Es una boca como ésta!
Bossun: ¡¡Ahh!! // ¡¡¡Es la boca de Yabasawa-san!!!
Himeko: ¡¡Un "3", es un "3"!! ¡¡Una boca como un "3"!!
Yabasawa: ¿¡Una boca como un "3"!? / Bueno... A lo que iba, ¿Encaja, verdad?
Bossun: ¡¡¡Es exactamente la misma!!! / ¡¡Joder, no hay nadie que tenga una boca así salvo tú y Matsuko Deluxe!!
Yabasawa: Llevo aguantándomelo un tiempo, pero no puedo más... / ¡¡¡Es TREMEEEEENDA!!!
Bossun: Así que si te pones esta boca en tu avatar, será igualito a ti, ¿Verdad? ¡Pues adelante!
Yabasawa: No... Como dije antes... ¿Me estabas escuchando? // Eso no es más que una muestra, ¿Vale? / ¡El único modo de tenerla es ganando el concurso!
Bossun: ¡Oh, cierto! Así que quieres tener esta boca "3", ¡Y por eso quieres entrar al concurso! / Bueno...Pues hazlo... ¿No...?
Yabasawa: ¡¡Te lo he dicho!! ¡¡No puedo entrar yo sola!!
Bossun: ¿Y...?
Yabasawa: ¡¡Ugh!! // ¡¡¡Eres tremendo!!! / ¡¡No me estás prestando atención!!

12
Bossun: ¿¡Q-Quieres que entremos al concurso contigo!? // ¿¡Por esa boca!? ¿La boca con forma de "3"? ¿¡Por el "3"!?
Yabasawa: ¡D-Deja de llamarla un "3"! Es tremenda, ¿Vale?
Bossun: ¿..."Tremenda"?
Yabasawa: ¡El concurso se realiza en equipos de cinco! / Así que tenemos que encontrar a una persona... // Pero creo que la conseguiremos si buscamos bien... ¿No creeis?
Bossun: ¡Aaaaaaghhhhhh! ¡¡Menuda locura~~~~!! ¿¡Por una cosa así......!?
[N/T: Esa frase "Por una cosa así" tiene "La boca con forma de "3"" en furigana, entre paréntesis, al lado]
Himeko: P-Pero si una parte para un avatar no es para tanto, ¿No...?
Yabasawa: P... Pero... // ¡¡Sabiendo que existe, no puedo dejar de pensar en ella!!
Bossun: Sí... / Conozco ese sentimiento...
Switch: Bossun... / Ahora que recuerdo, me encontré en el pasillo con el Presidente del Consejo Estudiantil mientras venía hacia aquí...
Bossun: ¿Eh?

13
Flashback Soujirou: ...Sí, por lo visto, parece que vamos a formar parte del torneo. // Jajajaja... / Tío, menudo curro nos vamos a pegar...
// Bueno, ahora mismo no me encuentro tan motivado, pero si un grupo como el Sket-Dan participase, podría ser bastante interesante, ¿No crees?
// Bueno... / Supongo que no es asunto mío. // Nos vemos.
Switch: Así que básicamente, parece que el Consejo Estudiantil también quiere participar en el concurso.
Bossun: ............

14
Bossun: ¿QUÉ HAS DICHO? // ¿¡Que van a salir en una revista!? // ¿¡Quieres decir que se van a hacer más jodidamente famosos aún!? // ¿¡Que nos van a superar aún más // ¡¡¡Bueno, la cosa cambia bastante!!! // ¡¡¡Hagámoslo!!!
Yabasawa: ¿Eh? // ¿Qué?
Bossun: ¡¡Esos capullos del Consejo Estudiantil son los que siempre se llevan la mejor parte!! // ¿¡Que quieren una Batalla Gachinko de Vivage!? ¡¡Pues la tendrán!! // ¡¡¡De ese modo les borraremos la sonrisita esa de sus caras!!!
Himeko: ¡¡¡Sí!!!
Yabasawa: ¿Eh? ¿Y qué pasa con mi premio...?

15
Soujirou: ¿Hm? / Tengo un mensaje...
[Mensaje:]
(De:) Anónimo
(Asunto:) ¡Soy Usui del Sket-Dan! *^^*
¡K pasa! ¡Tngo algo k t yamara la atension~!
¡Parec k el sket-dan tbn ba a entrar ha esa Vatalla Gachinko de Vivage!☆
sera interesante, eh?~ (-__-*)
[/Mensaje]
Soujirou: Hey, Tsubaki. / Acabo de recibir un mensaje de ese chico de gafas del Sket-Dan. // ...Ahora que lo pienso, ¿Cómo sabe mi número...? // Es sobre ese concurso. // Parece que el Sket-Dan también va a participar.

16
Tsubaki: ¿QUÉ HAS DICHO? // Bueno, eso es otra cosa. // Una actividad como esa no nos vendría nada mal de vez en cuando.
Soujirou: ¡Ajá...!
Tsubaki: Entremos en ese torneo. // ¡¡Con el objetivo de la derrota -- Con el objetivo del artículo!!
Michiru: ¿Ohhhh? // ¿Y a este qué le ha dado ahora?
Soujirou: ¡Jajajaja! // El Sket-dan, eh... / Bueno, esto podría ser interesante.

17
Soujirou: Bueno, ya le habéis oído. ¿No es así, chicos? // Si vamos a hacer esto, aspiremos a lo más alto. // Y es una orden.
Tsubaki: ¡¡¡Sí, señor!!!
Bossun: ¡¡Vale, tíos!! ¡¡Ganar o perder no es lo importante aquí!! / ¡¡¡LO ÚNICO QUE IMPORTA ES VENCER A ESOS CAPULLOS DEL CONSEJO ESTUDIANTIL!!!
Himeko: ¡¡¡Sí!!!
Yabasawa: ¡¡Hey!! / ¿¡Y qué pasa con mi avatar!? ¿¡Y la boca número 3!?
Bossun: ¡¡Vamos a darles una paliza de tal modo que sus bocas parezcan del número 3!!
Yabasawa: Hey... ¿¡¡No os habéis olvidado de algo!!? / Oh, esto es tremen-
[Caja: Y así...]

18-19
[Texto: Líderes del Consejo Estudiantil VS Sket-Dan... // ¡¡¡La lucha al límite ha comenzado!!!]
[Nombres: Agata Soujirou // Tsubaki Sasuke // Unyuu Mimori // Shinba Michiru // Asahina Kikuno // Fujisaki Yuusuke // Onizuka Hime // Usui Kazuyoshi // Yabasawa Moe // Sket Machine I]
[Insertado: ¡¡Es una batalla Gachinko contra el Consejo Estudiantil!!]
[N/T: "Gachinko", a propósito, es un término que indica un duelo serio, originario del sumo, y actualmente usado en el Wrestling Profesional.]

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 123 by thewrong

2010-12-19T11:40:00+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBakuma.

chp 123: Genesis World Grand Prix Part II

pg01:

Scroll: Summary
Yamanobe-sensei came to us to ask us to enter the Genesis World Grand Prix
which happens once every 4 years. We accepted his request.
OP TEXT:
The calm before the storm...?
Forming a team with Captain, we flew to where the strongest Genesists gather,
Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom! How will this Grand Prix turn out?
Roman:
To really appreciate this chapter, please read "Genesis Generation" from Vol. 3!

Announcer:
And thus the 10th Genesis World Grand Prix will commence!

Announcer:
Before we begin, the acting General Manager of the Genesis Association,
Prince of Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom would like to give a few words.
Now we invite His Majesty for his opening speech.
Himeko:
Enough with all the "Gen"s...

Prince:
Er-
Ladies
and
Prince:
Gentlemen.
Yup.

Prince:
Did you know, my sister Genevieve married a man from Genova, Italy.
Prince:
He's called Geno and he sells generic medicine, which is generally expensive.

pg02:

Prince:
I think he's a genial generous gentlemanly genius.
With that, let the Genesis World Grand Prix BEGI-N!!
OP TEXT 2:
Everyone, do your best.
Himeko:
The hell is this guy talking about!

Announcer:
I shall explain the rules.
This will be a knockout tournament.

Announcer:
Here are the 16 participant countries.
Bossun:
Why do I only recognise Japan and China!
Himeko:
Are you sure Genesis is actually popular?!
Chart reads (from left):
Japan, East Cupeel, China, Nahn-ahn, Lesoppocountsland, Gajoun, South Taatam,
Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom, Goppah, Central Abrica, Zoolzoonlooznoo Republic, Ponzs.

Bossun:
Oh wait! One of them's a state in the US!
Chart:
State of Wyoming.
Switch:
It's the only part of America that plays Genesis.
Himeko:
Why the hell is that the only state!!

pg03:

Announcer:
And for the champions!
A silver-plated bronze medal with the word "Gold" embellished on it!
*Medal has the kanji for 'Gold'*
Himeko:
Don't make it so confusing!
Bossun:
Why the hell is it in kanji?!

Yamanobe:
Hahaha... Takahashi-kun.
Sorry about all this.
Bringing you to a weird country and all...
Captain:
It's alright, I'm enjoying this!

Yamanobe:
But you've only started Genesis just a while back, so it doesn't seem that exciting, right?
Captain:
Um...
yeah.

Captain:
But...

Announcer:
For the MVP, a golden lion brooch as proof that he is the King of Genesists!
TEXT ABOVE BOSSUN:
Whoa, that sounds kinda cool!
TEXT ABOVE HIMEKO:
I'm gonna be the MVP!
Captain:
Those three sure look fired up, don't they?

Captain:
I like people like them.
I'm glad to participate this tournament with them.

pg04:

Yamanobe:
...
Wow...
Takahashi-kun...

Yamanobe:
Takahashi-kun!
Whoa!
Yamanobe:
You'll be great! You're already hyped for Genesis!
Captain:
Se-sensei, you're overly passionate!

Announcer:
And the MVP will enjoy a year's worth of Mpruinese cuisine, such as
dried firefly damselfish sardines!
Himeko:
What kinda food is that?!

Captain:
I'll do my best!
Bossun:
Eh?
Captain suddenly became fired up!
Himeko:
We're gonna win this no matter what!

Announcer:
Thank you all for being so patient.
And without further ado!

Announcer:
The main event, a performance by KanGeni Eight!
*TL Note: Pun on Kanjani Eight, a Japanese band.*
Himeko:
The opening ceremony is way too long!
Bossun:
The hell is KanGeni Eight!

Announcer:
With the backup dancers from Genus Genea!
Himeko:
Enough already!!

pg05:

Block A
Round 1

Announcer:
The first round in Block A! Everybody's focusing on the east court!

Announcer:
Their potential remains unknown!
The first-timers from Japan!

Announcer:
On the opposite side, they have participated in every single Grand Prix. Wyoming, USA!
Himeko:
That state is way into Genesis, dammit!

Announcer:
Let the match begin!
All:
Let's have a good game!

pg06:

Captain:
B-Bossun, I'm still unfamiliar with the rules...
Bossun:
Yeah, that can't be helped.

Bossun:
Anyway, just follow our lead. You can pick up the rules along the way.
Himeko:
We can't wait to see how you'll do, Captain!
Captain:
Um, alright, I'll do my best... hope I won't be a baggage...!

Bossun:
ALRIGHT, LET'S GO, JAPAN!!
All:
YEAAAH!!

Referee:
Then, starting with Team Japan...
Please do the Warcry Dance.

Captain:
Huh?
What?

Captain:
What was that?
D-Dance?!
Himeko:
It's the Warcry Dance.
We did this before, it's the pre-match ritual.

Bossun:
HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-

pg07:

Bossun:
Ton-ton-ton-ton-
Captain:
HUH?!!!

Bossun:
HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-

Bossun:
Ton-ton-ton-ton-

Bossun:
HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-
Bossun:
Ton-ton-ton-ton-

Guy 1:
Hey... That chick from Japan sure is moe.
Guy2:
Yeah...
Japanese girls sure are moe...
Box:
Thus, Captain suddenly became popular.

pg08:

Referee:
Slow Life!! (Match, start)

Bossun:
Bring it!!

Captain:
I can't be a burden to the rest...!!

Referee:
BREAAAAK!!

Captain:
Eh?
Announcer:
Lovin'(7) - Love (0)!
Bossun:
It's alright, Captain!
Captain:
Huh?!
Switch:
Just go with your instincts, Captain.

pg09:

Bossun:
I know it's hard to see the ball at first, Captain. It can't be helped
that you got a break, but at least aim for a breakthrough, okay?
Captain:
Okay.. Er, what?

Bossun:
If it looks like you can get a netting, go for it!
Captain:
Erm, sorry. I still need some time to adjust...
Referee:
Slowing Life! (Match, resume)

Captain:
Kyaa!!
Referee:
GIMME A BREAAAAK!!

Ref:
Love Generation (14) - Love (0)
Bossun:
Captain! Dodge it!
You have to either dodge it or net the ball!
Switch:
Go with your instincts, Captain.
Captain:
I don't understand any of this!! *sob*

Joanna:
Hahaha,
Is this really all the Huang offensive style of Japan has to offer?

Joanna:
Hunperand!
Captain:
... What?

pg10:

Captain:
What did she say?
Hunperand?
Captain:
The earphone didn't translate that...
Switch:
It's because that's a technical term in Genesis.

Switch:
It means "It's nothing".
Joanna:
Hahaha, I see Japan sent out some Beri (beginner) that doesn't even know the rules.

Joanna:
Looks like our only real opponent this time is East Cupeel, ahahahaha!
Bossun:
Eh?
I've seen this person somewhere... Was she in Biney's Mute Amp?!
*See chp. 96*
Switch:
Joanna MacDonald from Wyoming, USA. She's a famous Genesist.
Himeko:
Eh?
MacDonald... That means she married Andre?!
Captain:
Can we stop discussing all these trivial stuff?

Bossun:
Oi Joanna!
You know she's a beginner, so stop aiming for her all the time!
Joanna:
Ahahahaha
Pritz (I refuse).
Bossun:
The hell?!
Note on Switch's head reads Translator.

Joanna:
Isn't it natural to attack the opponent's weak point?

Guy 3:
That's right, Joanna.
But it seems mean to just attack that Beri, so let's not do that every time, alright?
Joanna:
Pritz.
Himeko:
She just refused so quickly.

pg11:

Bossun:
Don't mind her, Captain.
Himeko:
Yeah, it's not like they're impossible to beat.

Switch:
And from their way of speech, they definitely are the fodder characters.
Captain:
Huh, what?
Himeko:
Yeah, they're the type to die first in a horror movie.
Bossun:
Yep, no doubt about it.

Bossun:
We'll digest and assimilate them.
Captain:
Wait, what did you just say?

Box:
And the deathmatch continues.
Himeko:
What deathmatch?!
Box:
Team Japan was tougher than Team Wyoming expected. Both sides refused to give in...

Box:
Match point.
General Generator Generation (35) - Geneva (42)
Box:
The netting that will decide the game,
was landed by none other than

pg12:

Box:
the person who awakened the Genesist within her, Captain and her Morning Star.
Himeko:
Why does she look so cool, dammit!

Announcer:
Game set!
and much waaaaanted, Japan! //???
*Pun on game set and match*
Captain:
Huh?
Sket:
You did it, Captaaaaaain!!

Captain:
I think I've gotten used to this!
Let's keep this up for the next match!
Sket:
Suspender! (Understood)

Box:
Team Japan has entered the 2nd round!
Himeko:
The hell, East Cupeel lost?!

pg13:

Elite Four:
Fufufu, Japan, huh.
They sure are interesting.

Elite Four:
But they aren't a match for us, the Elite Four.
Elite Four:
Yeah.
The real battle is in this Block B.

Elite Four:
The outcome has already been decided.

Box:
In the Block of Death, Block B

Box:
The Elite Four (self-proclaimed) were defeated.
Himeko:
What the hell was that?!
Bossun:
Then why were they even introduced?!

Box:
After that, Team Japan
grew stronger as Captain improved.
Box:
And they advanced past the 2nd and 3rd round.

pg14:

Box:
Now, the final match!
Announcer:
Let us begin the final match: Japan vs Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom!

Himeko:
Our final opponent turned out to be the host country...
Switch:
They must be really good, since Genesis is their national sport.

Bossun:
Oh, we'll be fine.
Bossun:
Nothing to be afraid of.
Captain:
There's nothing to be afraid of!
Bossun:
Eh?

Captain:
Hunperand! (It's nothing)
Bossun:
Captain?!

pg15:

Bossun:
You are really fired up... using technical terms, even...
Captain:
Of course I am!
We've made it here, time to give our best!

Yamanobe:
Strategy-wise, I think you should go with the basic Dragon A formation.
Captain:
Pritz (I refuse).
Yamanobe:
Eh?!

Captain:
They are a very defensive team. I think we should go on the offense, starting
with the Falcon formation and then shifting to the Griffon.
Bossun:
Um
Right
Bossun:
That's true, but...
Switch:
Suspender!

Captain:
I'll command from the midfield.
Bossun and Himeko-chan, take both wings.
Bossun:
Eh?!
Himeko:
Suspender!
Bossun:
H-hold it, Captain!

Bossun:
Erm, aren't I the captain of this team...?
Captain:
Pritz.
Bossun:
Huh??!!!

Captain:
I'll be the captain.
Bossun:
Captain?!!!

pg16:

Captain:
HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-
Box:
Takahashi Chiaki became the captain.

Box:
Blessed with good atheletic sense-
Captain:
Let's go, everyone!
Himeko:
Suspender!
Box:
with her passionate and serious attitude,
In this short period-

Captain:
Stardust Capture
Box:
She became the peerless, ultimate Genesist.
Bossun:
What's with that finishing move!!

pg17:

Announcer:
Game set!

Announcer:
The champions-
JAPANNNNNN!!!
All:
We did it!!!!

All:
We won, we won-!!!
All:
We're awesome!!

Himeko:
It's all thanks to Captain's effort!
Captain:
Ehhh that's not true! It's thanks to everybody!
Announcer:
And without further ado, the MVP is...

Announcer:
from Japan,

Announcer:
Chiaki Takahashi!!!
Captain:
Eh?

pg18:

Bossun:
You did it, Captain!!!
Captain:
Eh? M-Me?
Himeko:
Yeah you! That's great, Captain!

Captain:
I-
I'm so happy...

Captain:
that I get to eat dried firefly damselfish sardines!
Himeko:
Huh?
Oh yeah, I guess only you'd be happy about that...

Joanna:
Hi
Chiaki
Captain:
Joanna!

Joanna:
For calling you a Beri (beginner) just now...
I'm sorry.
Bossun:
Joanna turned out to be a nice person?!
Switch:
This scene out of a sports manga sure is pointless.

Announcer:
As proof that you are the King of Genesists, you will be presented with golden lion brooch!
Captain:
Wow!!

Captain:
I'm so glad! I'm gonna wear this even at school!
Announcer:
Finally, the special privilege for the King!

pg19:

Announcer:
You may become part of the royal family!
Captain:
Huh?

Prince:
OHHHHHH MY BRIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!
Captain:
HUH?!!!
Prince:
You will become my bride!
Captain:
What?!!

Captain:
Please hold on for a second, I don't wanna be a princess!
I want to return to Japan!
Prince:
What are you saying?! Everybody was fighting for the right to be royalty!
Captain:
I don't care!

Prince:
Fufufu, I've taken a liking to you.
I've prepared a banquet of the finest food in the country!
Prince:
Let us begin the wedding ceremony immediately!

Captain:
Pritz.
Prince:
EH?!!!!
Bossun:
Alright, let's go home.
ED TEXT:
What a Hunperand privilege...

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 122 by thewrong

2010-12-19T11:35:48+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBakuma.

chp 122: Genesis World Grand Prix Part I

pg01:

Yamanobe:
...

Bossun:
...
E-eh? What's with that serious face, sensei?
Himeko:
I bet you brought some weird game again this time.
Yamanobe:
I have something to ask of you!

Yamanobe:
Do you..
want to aim for the top?

Bossun:
Huh?!
What?!
Yamanobe:
Aim for it.
Bossun:
For what?
Yamanobe:
The top.
Bossun:
The top?
In what?!

Yamanobe:
...

Yamanobe:
In Genesis.
Bossun:
GENESIS?!

pg02:

Bossun:
Ge-
Himeko:
Genesis World Grand Prix?

Yamanobe:
*gulp*

All:
...

Yamanobe:
Won't you consider taking part?
Bossun:
Hold up a second!!

Yamanobe:
Bearing the Japanese flag.
SFX:
*thump*
Bossun:
I said wait, dammit!

Bossun:
Huh? Since when was there a world championship?!
Yamanobe:
Of course there is.
It's Genesis.
Himeko:
That's why it's hard to believe!
There're other people playing that?!
Yamanobe:
Yes there is!

pg03:

Yamanobe:
There are 16 participant countries y'know?
Bossun:
For real?!

Himeko:
No way! There are other Genesists?!
Yamanobe:
I knew that just recently too. Who knew that it spread even further than China?
Bossun:
It did?!

Switch:
Honestly... It's like you didn't know the history of Genesis.
Himeko:
What, you actually do?!
Bossun:
This guy must've done some serious research.

Switch:
Well, it's still considered a minor sport since there aren't many competitive players.
However, it's gaining popularity at an alarming rate.
Switch:
There are 4 Generals responsible for spreading Genesis across the world.
Master Huang is one of them. He made it popular in Asia.
Bossun:
Oi oi, are you sure it's okay to go with that setting?
*TL Note: Huang means yellow in Mandarin*

Switch:
And then we have America's Reverend Brown,

Europe's Lord White,

and Africa's Chief Greengreen.
Bossun:
I bet all of this was added as an afterthought!

pg04:

Yamanobe:
... and that's all.
The Genesis World Grand Prix happens once every 4 years, it seems.

Yamanobe:
And this time, I received this invitation on behalf of the Japanese Genesists.
Here, take a look.

Bossun:
I can't read this!

Himeko:
The hell?!
WHat language is this?!
Bossun:
I've never even seen these characters before!

Yamanobe:
That's Mpruinese.
Bossun:
What the hell is that?!

Switch:
It's a language only used in the Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom.
Bossun:
What kinda country is that?!

Yamanobe:
It's a really small country, so most Japanese wouldn't have heard of it.
Thankfully I can read Mpruinese.
Himeko:
That's our geography teacher for you.
Yamanobe:
I was shocked that the MCK was the host country, though.
Switch:
It seems that Genesis is the national sport of the MCK.
Bossun:
Oi, how much research did you actually do?

pg05:

Yamanobe:
Hmm... I wonder why they sent me an invitation?
I didn't let them know that Japan had Genesists.

Switch:
That's because I contacted the Genesis Association via the MCK embassy.
Bossun:
What the hell did you think you're doing?!
Yamanobe:
That's our Switch!
There's no high-schooler Japanese Genesist as passionate as you!
Himeko:
Only the 3 of us fit that criteria!

Yamanobe:
By the way, the tournament will take place in the Mpruin Chipepesbu Coliseum,
during your holidays.
Bossun:
Is this some neighbourhood sports festival?!
Yamanobe:
Your air tickets are covered for, so no problem, right?
Bossun:
The Genesis Assiocation sure is something!

Yamanobe:
All we need is your consent!
So, please!
Bossun/Himeko:
U-Ummmmmm...

Bossun:
But...
it's Genesis, y'know?
Himeko:
Yeah, after all this time...
I don't feel like it...

pg06:

Bossun:
Honestly... It's such a minor sport that I feel embarrassed doing it.
Even though we were so into it the other time.
Himeko:
Yeah, I can't get hyped over going to some random country for a competition.
Bossun:
Sorry, sensei. We...

Yamanobe:
Wa-

Yamanobe:
WAKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Bossun:
Ehh?!!

Yamanobe:
Remember! That's how you shouted when you entered the Wake Up Zone, Bossun!
Bossun:
!!!
Yamanobe:
You were brilliant then!

Yamanobe:
Have you forgotten how you burnt with passion during those days of training?!

pg07:

Bossun:
Burnt...
Passion...
Himeko:
Days of training...

Bossun:
Waker!!
Himeko:
Uwah, you got me...

Yamanobe:
Generation Gap (28) - My Generation (21) !!
Himeko:
Yes!!

Yamanobe:
Flip or flop.
And your response, Himeko?
Himeko:
Huh?

Yamanobe:
Gimme A Break!

Yamanobe:
HAI-HAI-HAI-HAI-
Himeko:
I've really gotten used to it.

Yamanobe:
Nice netting!

pg08:

Bossun:
...
Umm...
Well...
Bossun:
You see...

Bossun:
Actually, I!
Erm, how should I put it...
Bossun:
It's not like I dislike Genesis...

Bossun:
Erm
Rather
Bossun:
I've never been so passionate about a sport before...

Bossun:
But you see!
Bossun:
I'm fine with it, but...
Switch and Himeko...
Bossun:
I don't think they want to,
Bossun:
Right?

Himeko:
...

pg09:

Himeko:
Eh?
What?

Himeko:
Eh? Eh?
It's not like I, y'know.
Himeko:
I'm not against playing Genesis too, see?
Bossun:
Really?
Himeko:
Don't assume, will you?

Himeko:
Even though I'm not that hyped right now.
It's not like I forgot about that enthusiasm then, y'know?

Yamanobe:
...
Hmm? Then...
Yamanobe:
I see you guys got slightly fired up...

Himeko:
No no no! You see, I'm not that willing to play Genesis, y'know?
More like, I have nothing better to do, so I'll just tag along, right?
Bossun:
Yeah me too!
Don't make it seem like I really wanted to do this, alright?

Bossun:
H-How about you, Switch?

pg10:

Bossun:
Huh?
Bossun:
He just took out the Morning Star!

Switch:
Nothing's wrong with the tail...
Hmm, what?
Bossun:
You're really pumped, aren't you!

Switch:
No, I'm not.
I'm just doing maintenance on club equipment.
Switch:
Oh hey, this is what I used for Genesis.
Yamanobe:
You guys are too complicated!

Himeko:
Fine! Let's decide this once and for all, Bossun!
We'll do it if you want to! Final decision time!
Bossun:
As I said, it's not like I really really wanted to do this!
I don't think...
How about you guys decide? I'll go with your decision!
Switch:
I'll do whatever you tell me to, Bossun. You're the leader.
Yamanobe:
How long is this going to take!?

Bossun:
...
Ummm...
Well..
Erm
*cough*

Bossun:
S-Shall we?

pg11:

Himeko:
OHHH!!!
Let's do this!
Bossun:
Yeah!
Himeko:
Here we come, Genesis World Grand Prix!
Actually, I really wanted to go!
Bossun:
Me too!
Switch:
Honestly, me too!
Yamanobe:
You guys really are a pain!

Bossun:
Ahh I'm somehow nervous! I think I forgot what a netting is.
Himeko:
You'll remember once we practice!
You were a great Defensist!
Yamanobe:
Hahaha his break ratio sure was low.
Note: You don't have to read this part.

Bossun:
But I gotta practice more, I had tons of read airs since I wasn't used to the flippers.
Yamanobe:
You know what they say, "He who can control the flippers controls the game"!
*The slanted writing reads 'Hahaha'*

Himeko:
Hmm, what should I do with the tail..
What colour should I pick?
Switch:
The tail's the life of a Genesist, after all.

Bossun:
I think I'll go with a red tail.
With a blue grip!
Himeko:
That sounds like what you'd pick. Maybe I'll pick pink...
Bossun:
How 'bout you, Switch?

Switch:
Mine's pretty normal, but... I'll use a metallic green One Piece Fairy Tail.
Bossun:
Whoa, good one!

pg12:

Bossun:
Alright, let's hurry up and practice!
We don't have much time til the tournament!
Himeko:
Yeah!!
Yamanobe:
Ah!

Bossun:
Hmm?
Himeko:
What?

Yamanobe:
Now that I've re-read the invitation letter...
It seems like I missed a section under "Participation".
Bossun:
Eh?

Yamanobe:
"A team must consist of 4 players."
Bossun:
Yeah
The 4 of us would do, right?
Yamanobe:
No, we also need a supervisor over the age of 20.
Bossun:
A supervisor?!

Bossun:
That means it has to be you, sensei...
Himeko:
So we're short of one...
Yamanobe:
Y-Yeah...

Yamanobe:
...

Please!! Do you have an atheletic and passionate friend?
Bossun:
No we don't!

Bossun:
!!
Actually...

pg13:

Captain:
Yeah sure, why not?

Captain:
It seems interesting, plus I love sports.
Captain:
And I'm glad that I get to go overseas for free!
Sket:
Thank god!!

Captain:
I'm gonna have to bring lots of bentos!!
Bossun:
No, you don't have to!
Box:
Thus,

The Sket-dan + Captain team
had barely enough time to practice before the actual tournament.

pg14:

Box:
On the way to the Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom.

Bossun:
Whew, we're finally here.

Bossun:
The Mpruin Chipesbu... Chipepe... Chipepebus... the MCK!
Himeko:
You couldn't pronounce it properly, huh.

Yamanobe:
Now ladies and gentlemen. Let's head to the coliseum!
The opening ceremony's already started.
Switch:
Sensei! I can't find my canteen!
Himeko:
Can you stop acting like you're going to a neighbourhood sports festival?

pg15:

Bossun:
W-Whoa... This does looks like a serious tournament.
Himeko:
There's really a bunch of people from different countries.

Yamanobe:
It sure seems lonely,not seeing anyone we know.
Himeko:
If we did that'd be scary.
Huang:
Yamanobe-san!

Yamanobe:
Ah! Huang-san!
Himeko:
There really was someone we know!

pg16:

Yamanobe:
If it isn't the Huang brothers!
Huang:
We're the Chinese representatives.
We knew you'll be here, Yamanobe-san.
Captain:
Who are they?
Bossun:
Master Huang's grandsons.
Himeko:
The Genesists with the Hyperhythm. //reference to Hyperion again :D
Switch:
My comrades in crappy games.

Yamanobe:
Hahaha, this is actually our first time, so we don't really know our way around...
It'll be great if you could guide us.

Huang:
Alright, first, get your number tags from the reception counter.
You will get a bottle of juice each.
Bossun:
This looks like Yakult.
Himeko:
This isn't a neighbourhood sports festival, dammit!

Masked man:
Yo
If it isn't the Huang brothers from China.

Huang:
Ah!
The defending champions...

Bossun:
Champions...!!!

pg17:

Huang:
East Cupeel!!
Bossun:
The hell is that!
Himeko:
Where's that supposed to be?!

Masked man:
Kukuku... To think you'll come back again... You guys never learn, do you.
Himeko:
I bet he has a stupid looking face under that mask.

Masked man:
And those are the Japanese?
You sure have too much free time to be talking to others.

Masked man:
Well, you guys are gonna get steamrolled by us anyway, so good luck.

Huang:
Good afternoon!
Masked man:
...
Bossun:
He didn't understand their language after all!!

pg18:
Captain:
What's this?
Switch:
I've modded the Whisper-In-Your-Ear earphone. Now it's the Translating earphone.

Switch:
I've looked up on the other participating countries, and added their languages into my translation software.
The laptop will then send the translation to your earphones.
Bossun:
Are you fine with becoming more and more like Doraemon?

Speakers:
The tournament will be starting soon.
Himeko:
Hey, it really is in Japanese now!
Bossun:
This is awesome!

Speaker:
Those who did not get their Yakult, please ask for it at the reception.
Bossun:
It just said 'Yakult'!
Bossun:
Don't just translate randomly!

Himeko:
Wow, there's so many people from so many countries.
Huang:
Genesis can now be considered as an international sport. Winning would not be easy.

Huang:
Look! The favourites for this year's championship!

pg19:

Huang:
Gajoun.
Himeko:
What country's that!

Huang:
Lesoppocountsland.
Himeko:
The hell is that!

Huang:
Zoolzoonlooznoo Republic.
Himeko:
Stop messing with us!

Huang:
You will have to beat them to be the champions.
Himeko:
Why the hell are they all some unknown countries?!
Box:
The Genesis World Grand Prix is finally starting! Which country will emerge as the champion? To be continued!

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 121 by thewrong

2010-12-16T11:32:39+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBakuma.

Chapter 121: Masked Love

Cover page:

Middle text:
They are always
the life of the party!

Title Box:
Chapter 121: Masked Love
by Shinohara Kenta

pg 01:

Yabasawa: Awful!! Who's that guy, he's so cool!!
Girl A: You don't know? That's Akkun.
Yabasawa: Akkun?

Girl A: He's got looks, personality and loads of female fans too.
Yabasawa: That's super awful!! Does he have a girlfriend?
Girl A: Not that I've heard of.
Yabasawa: AWFUL!

Girl A: I bet that a person like him would have any problems when it comes to love...

pg 02:

Eni: Please help me with my problems about love.

Bossun and Himeko: ...

Bossun: Pl-Please give us a sec...

*Note: Koi means love or carp in Japanese*
Bossun: Oi what now? Some good looking guy came to us asking for help.
Himeko: That's easy, just clap. When they come, throw them some fish food. I'm good at that.
Bossun: Not the fish! It's obviously about love!

pg03:

Bossun: Hahaha... Well, let's start off by having you introduce yourself.
Himeko: Yeah, like your name, your class, your club activity.
Eni:Um, okay.

Eni: 2nd year X class, my name and club is a secret.
Himeko: Thanks for telling us nothing but which year you're in!!

Himeko: What the hell, introduce yourself properly!
Eni: Ahh... I'm kinda shy, so I don't like talking about myself. Sorry...
Bossun: Even if you tried to hide it, we have other ways of knowing...
Darn, Switch isn't here today, so we don't.

Bossun: Oh well.
You came here to consult us?

Eni: Um...
Yeah.

Everyone: ...

Bossun: Like hell that's possible!
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?
That isn't the face of someone that'll have problems about love!

Eni: That has nothing to do with my face!
A-And it's not like I'm handsome or anything...

Himeko: Shut up!
You even have that sparkly aura around you!
What's this unfair difference in character design!

pg04:

Bossun: Ah, maybe good looking people have more of such problems?
Himeko: Yeah, I'll bet it's on a much more mature level that for high-schoolers.

Bossun & Himeko: ...

Bossun: Oi oi, we have to deal with such a mature problem?
Himeko: Ahh what to do...
Shall I call Nakatani-san from class A to come over? That person's mature.
Bossun: As I said, who the hell is that!

Eni: A mature problem... Now that you've mention it, I think my problem's rather mature.
See, I've fallen for this girl.

Eni: We're from different classes, but in the same club.
She's a close female friend of mine.
But I want us to be more than that...

Eni: I've been meaning to confess to her...

Eni: But if I get rejected, things will get awkward between us.
What if in the end, I have to quit from the club?
Just thinking about that makes me afraid to go confess to her.
Himeko: THAT'S NORMAL!

pg05:

Himeko: That's awfully normal! That's the stereotypical kind of romance for a teenager!
Bossun: How the hell is that "mature"?
Eni: Ehh?! Isn't it a mature problem to decide between keeping our friendship
or to take the plunge and confess?
Bossun: This guy's surprisingly innocent...

Bossun: What's there to be afraid of? You're close to her, plus you have the looks.
Bossun: Just give it your best and confess. Who knows, maybe things will work out.
Shall we go now?

Eni: You're wrong.
Bossun: ?

Eni: I may be good looking-
Bossun: Don't praise yourself.
Eni: But that doesn't work to my advantage at all.
Himeko: Why not? Good looking people are usually popular.

Eni: ...She doesn't know how I look like.
Bossun&Himeko: HUHHHHH?!

Eni: By the way, I have no idea how she looks like too.
Bossun & Himeko: HUHHHHHHHHHHH??!!

Eni: I don't know her name too.
Bossun: Wait wait wait!

pg06:

Himeko: What's up with that!
Bossun: Both of you have no idea how the other person looks like?!
Bossun: You guys are from the same club right?
How the hell can you know know her name or face?!
Is this Samurai and Pudding all over again! *Note: ref to You've Got Mail! arc*
Himeko: Don't mention that!

Eni: Umm well... Our club has weird rules.
We have to keep our faces hidden and our identities a secret during club activities.

Bossun & Himeko: Faces... hidden?

Bossun & Himeko: Faces...hidden...??!

Himeko: What kind of club is that?!
Bossun: What can you even do while hiding your faces?!
I bet you guys are just a bunch of slackers!
Eni: No no, we're not slackers! We wear masks and challenge others to a battle.

Bossun & Himeko: ... A battle?

pg07:

Bossun and Himeko: .....

Himeko: I'm not getting any of this!
Bossun: What the hell are both of you doing!
Eni: You guys've got the wrong idea! We don't do crazy stuff like
battling against each other...

Eni: We battle against other clubs with or without their consent.
Himeko: That's even crazier!

Bossun: ...hmm? Against other clubs?

*silence*

Eni: I-

pg08:

Eni: In a quiz showdown.
Bossun: YOU'RE ENIGMAN?!

Eni: Ahhh this is embarassing! This is why I didn't want to say it!
Himeko: That Enigman?!
Himeko: From the Quiz Society?!
Bossun: Isn't your personality different?

Bossun: Ah... so the girl you like is...

Eni: Quecchon.
Bossun: FOR REAL?!

Eni: I-I can't tell Quecchon how much I like her!
Help me, Bosshuuton!
Bossun: Don't call me by that name!

pg09:

Bossun: Ahh that was surprising.

Bossun: To think that Enigman was just a useless handsome guy.
Himeko: Yeah, he's really useless.
Eni: W-what do you mean by "useless"?

Himeko: Cause the you now isn't like how we remember it to be.
Hmm how do I put it, it's more like...
Bossun: "Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, I challenge you to a Quiz Showdown!"
Himeko: Yeah just like that! Man your impressions are good!

Himeko: So why aren't behaving like Enigman now?
Bossun: Maybe his personality changes when he puts on his mask?
Himeko: That's just like a manga! Hmm, but that could be possible...

*silence*

Eni: M-my personality changes when I put on my mask.
Himeko: No way, really?!

pg10:
Eni: I was a timid person, but when I started cosplaying during club activities,
I suprisingly became more extroverted.
Himeko: ...I wanna see that...

Eni: When I put on my mask...
Wahahahaha! I'm like this!

Eni: When I take it off...
Good morning. What a pleasant morning, don't you agree?

Eni: Put it on...
WAHAHAHAHA!

ENi: Take it off...
No no, I'm not popular at all!

Eni: Put it on, mike at hand...
Now! Are you ready, folks!
I become all emcee-like.
Himeko: The hell I care!

Bossun: How the hell can an accessory affect you so much!
Himeko: You're the same too!

Eni: ...So that's the extent of my problem.

pg11:

When Quecchon and I joined the club, I told her:
"Since we're gonna cosplay, let's make up some interesting characters."
And we decided that I'll be Enigman and she'll be my sidekick.

Eni: Follow me, Quecchon!
Quecchon: Yes, Enigman-sama!

Surprisingly, Quecchon was enthusiastic. She even calls me "Enigman-sama" and admires me.
Maybe her original personality's like that.

Even though I don't know her face nor name,

I fell for such a cute girl.

But the person Quecchon admires is Enigman, not me.

She doesn't know the real me.

EVen if she accepts my confession,

once I remove my mask, she'd be disllusioned once she sees my true self.

Eni: And that's why
I'm too scared to confess to her...

Bossun: ...

Bossun: You...

pg12:

Bossun: You shitty cowardly nazochist! *Note: ref to chp. 53"

Eni: Ehhhhhhhhhh?!

Bossun: Screw the rules! You were planning on confessing with your mask on?!
Bossun: What are you, some stuck-up nobleman?!
Eni: B-but!

Eni: Rules are rules.
Eni: I can't just...

Bossun: Who the hell cares?! You're just trying to find an excuse to run away,
you shitty cowardly nazochistic maggot!
Eni: Ehhhhhhhh?!

pg13:

Bossun: In the end,
You're just trying to mask your feelings too.

Eni: !!!
W-

Eni: Wow, Bosshuuton!
ENi: Inspiring!
Bossun: I don't think I actually said something that inspiring.
Himeko: It wasn't even that impressive.

Bossun: Anyway! Love and club activities are two seperate matters.
If you face her with your true self, she may just give you an honest reply.

Eni: Yeah...
That's it. Thanks Bosshuuton.

Himeko: Alright, let's go!
Eni: Huh? Where?!

Himeko: To confess, duh!
Eni: Now?!
Bossun: If you don't you'll just procrastinate again!
Alright let's go!
Eni: Ehhhhhhhhh?!

pg14:

Quecchon: ...!
E-Enigman-sama?

Himeko: I'm so nervous I could die.
Bossun: Dammit, me too!

Himeko: So whaddya think?
Bossun: Hmm?
Himeko: About Quecchon's looks. I think she'll be a cute one.

Bossun: I think you shouldn't expect too much. She's gotta be ugly,
both looks and personality.
Himeko: No way! She'll look cute and have a great personality.
Bossun: Then shall we make a bet?
Himeko: Sure! 100 yen!

pg15:

Quecchon: E-Enigman, what did you just...
Quecchon: Before that, your mask! You can't just show me your face!
Eni: It's fine.

Eni: As I've said
My personality changes when I put on my mask.
This is the real me.

ENi:And I said, I like you.

Eni: I'm saying this not as Enigman, but as Daimon Akitoshi.

Quecchon:...
Eni: If possible, could you take off your mask too?

Eni: I'd like a face-to-face reply from you.
Won't you consider it?

pg16:

Eni: Thinking time,
start.

Bossun: Enigman's pretty good.
Himeko: Looks like we didn't have to worry for him.

Quecchon: Alright.
Eni: Eh?!

Quecchon: I will answer Enigman-sama's question.
Without my mask.

Bossun: W-whoa...

pg17:

Bossun: C-cute!
Himeko: Yes, I win!

Quecchon: Enigma-
No,
Daimon-kun.
Here's my answer.

Quecchon: M-my
My

Quecchon: My...

pg18:

Quecchon: My personality changes when I put on my mask too.

Bossun, Himeko and Eni: WHAAAAAAAAT?!

Bossun: Wait wait wait! Both of you have the same problem?!
Himeko: No way, what a coincidence!
Bossun: For real?!

QUecchon: When I'm Quecchon, I admire Enigman-sama and am obedient, but

pg19:

Quecchon: I'm not interested in Daimon-kun in the slightest.
All: Huhhhhhhh?!

Quecchon: Now that you know how I look like, don't even try to talk to me.
Even if you do I'll just ignore you.
Bye.
All: Huhhhhhhh?!!!!!!

All:....

Bossun: Erm...

Bossun: The correct answer is
Cute, but with a crappy personality.
Why..........

[English] [Translation] Sket Dance 120 by thewrong

2010-12-16T11:30:14+00:00

Reserved for TrinityBakuma

Sket Dance chp 120 - Stop! Jubanni

pg01:

Switch: Here's a quiz.
There was a god that knew everything and could do anything.
The question is, can he make a boulder that cannot be lifted?

Bossun/Himeko: ...

Bossun/Himeko: Ehhhhhhh?!

Himeko: Sure he can, he's a god.
Bossun: But wouldn't a omnipotent god be able to lift the boulder?
Himeko: Course he can, he's a god.
...eh? Then it wouldn't be a boulder that cannot be lifted...

Switch: Hahaha, no matter how you think of it, it's impossible.
This is a parad-

Himeko: No way! This is too complicated, it's creepy!
Switch: As I said, a para-
Bossun: Don't give up! There must be a way out, he's omnipotent! Erm....
Switch: Par-
Himeko: Anyway, why would a god bother with lifting boulders, he'll just get his angels to lift it for him!

pg02:

Note: The topic has changed.
Bossun: 100kg?!
I can lift that much easily!
Himeko: No way, no way.
You can't even handle 50!

Bossun: What, you don't believe me?
Bossun: Alright, what's your weight?
Himeko: Huh?!

Bossun: I can carry you without breaking a sweat!
Himeko: Wh-
Stop it!
Bossun: I'll even use only one hand!
What are you, 50kg?
Himeko: What the hell d'you think you're doing!

Himeko: STOP IT!!
Bossun: Urgh!

pg03:

Himeko: You should be sentenced, for not having any delicacy!
Himeko: Don't ask a girl about her weight!
Bossun: But!
Bossun: You wouldn't believe me...
Himeko: Even so, you never every try to lift a girl just to prove your point!

Switch: Hey Bossun, maybe this can help you lift heavy stuff.
Bossun: Hmm?

Switch: Once you put this on, your strength increases tenfold!
The bodysuit,
Switch: Jubanni.

Bossun/Himeko: Here's another weird invention of his---!!!

Himeko: What kinda power-up bodysuit is this, it looks like the body of a chubby old dude!
Switch: Don't judge a book by its cover. There's a reason for this.

pg04:

Switch: The interior consists of powerful motors and a sturdy metal skeleton.
Switch: And when you cover it all up with some artifical skin...

Switch: It looks perfectly natural.
Bossun: Like hell it does!

Switch: Anyway, just try and put it on.
Bossun: Why am I the one doing this?
Himeko: Why not, it fits you, plus it seems interesting.

Switch: The best part is that you don't have to move, it's all voice control.
That means you can just go ahead and order it to do anything.

Switch: I've adjusted the suit to recognise your voice only.
Try saying "Equip".

Bossun: ...
Equip.

pg05:

Himeko: This looks so uncool!

Himeko: It's even worse than i thought it would look like!
Switch: Well, it may look like that (lol), but don't underestimate it.
Try giving a command, Bos-sumo.
Bossun: Who the hell is Bos-sumo.

Bossun: So it'll do what I tell it to?
Alright, walk.

Bossun: Whoaaaaaa!

pg06:

Bossun: Ah
Wow

Bossun: Look! This actually works!

Himeko: Bossun, look in front!
Bossun: Bwffgh!

Himeko: Bossun--!!!!!!

Switch: He's really pushing towards the wall.
Himeko: Bossun, tell it to stop!
Bossun: St- stop...

pg07:

Bossun: What was I supposed to be, some eccentric sumo?!

Bossun: This suit is useless!
Switch: It just did what it was told to.
You have to tell it to stop when you want to.
Himeko: This suit is kinda dangerous...

Bossun: But this suit sure seem powerful.
Who knows, it may even be more useful than you, Himeko.
Himeko: ...

Bossun: Alright next, drink up this bottle of cola!

Bossun: Oh
Wow
Gulp
Gulp
Himeko: Whoa!!

pg08:

Himeko: That's awesome! Bossun doesn't even need to put in any effort to do that, right?
Switch: Yeah.
Switch: Personally, I'm somewhat touched just by looking at a naked obese guy drinking cola.

Himeko: ...this has been going on quite a while.
Switch: He must've been really thirsty.
Himeko: That sure looks delicious...

Switch: Ah! He can't say "Stop" while drinking (rofl)
Himeko: Bossu--n!!!!

Himeko: Stop him, quick!
Switch: Impossible. We can only wait til he empties the entire bottle (lolololol)
Bossun makes choking sounds
Himeko: Bossun--!!!

pg09:

Switch: Jubanni has a system that learns by trial and error.
So now, its processing ability is like a child.
Switch: It may be capable of more complex actions if you teach it properly.
Bossun: I see.

Bossun: Okay listen up.
When you walk, take note not to bump into anything.
Got it?

Bossun: If you understand, gimme a peace sign.

Bossun: Wow...hehe.
Himeko: ...

Bossun: Alright, I'm gonna teach you some stuff, so be ready for it.
Give me a fighting pose when you want to say "I'll do my best!"

Bossun: Hahaha! Alright, I'm gonna train you hard, so brace yourself!
Himeko: The hell is this...
Switch: I would say "A guy in black briefs who's happy to teach his dog some tricks"

pg10:

3 days later...

Bossun: Alright partner, you can do anything you set you mind to, don't forget that.
Bossun: Let's show them the result of our training!

Switch: He sure taught the suit to give various replies.
Himeko: They may have spent some time training, but they're just gonna walk here normally, right?

Bossun: Himeko's about 15 metres away.

Bossun: Jubanni
GO.

pg11:

Bossun: A cartwheel-
chained to-
a Moonsault. *TL note: Nice Prince of Tennis reference*
Himeko: Amazing!

Bossun: Land!
Then...

Bossun: Lift up Himeko! (a star mark goes here)
Himeko: Whoaaaaaaaa!

Himeko: Let me down!!!
Bossun: Hahaha did you see that!
Himeko: Yes yes, I saw it! Just let me down already!
Bossun: See, I can lift you up that easily.
Himeko just feels so light!

Himeko: A-Ah...
Switch: I would call this "A girl that's happy since a guy with zero delicacy
just said she was light."

pg12:

Bossun: We make an awesome team!

Bossun: We can communicate perfectly too.
Jubanni understands what I want!
Bossun: Ah, this hand gesture isn't me, it's him.

Himeko: ...

Switch: This sure is amazing.
Such progress in such a short time.
Bossun: Yeah! It's like we're one and the same.

Bossun: He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what,
a trustworthy one.

Bossun: Ah,
now he's saying "Leave it to me!"
Bossun: Aww~~
Himeko: This is getting weird.

pg13:

Bossun: Oh!
I can use this suit to become a superhero!
Himeko: Huh?!
No way that could happen.
I've never seen such a fat superhero!
Switch: Putting the appearance aside, what would you do as a superhero?
Bossun: Erm... Putting my life on the line to fight evil?
Himeko: What are you, a kid?!

Himeko: You're so immature.
You can't say "putting my life on the line" so lightly, y'know.
Bossun: What did you say?!

Bossun: Course I can put my life on the line!
It's for the sake for fighting evil!
Himeko: Childish!
Why don't you try risking your life?!
Try dying!
Bossun: What?!

Bossun: Hmph!
Just you watch! I'll go try dying right now!

pg14:

Himeko/Switch: Hmm?

Bossun: Eh?
What?

Bossun: Erm,
Jubanni-san?
Bossun: Are you...

Bossun: Going to the rooftop?!
"I'll go try dying right now!"
You're gonna make me jump?!!

Bossun: Stop! STOOPPPP!!!!
Wait, Jubanni!

pg15:

Bossun: Why isn't it stopping?!!!!

Bossun: I said stop!
Listen to my command, Jubanni!
Don't drive me to my death so enthusiastically!

Bossun: No, not "I'll try my best"!!

Switch: Bossun! Remember what you said just now?
Bossun: Huh?!
"He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what,"

Switch: I'm afraid Jubanni has learnt to finish any command without fail.
It's impossible to cancel a command now.
Bossun: What the hell?!!!

pg16:

Bossun: HOLY SHIIIIIIITT!!!!!

Bossun: I'm gonna fall!
Someone stop me!

Bossun: ..Ah! That's it!

Bossun: Listen up, Jubanni!
This is an order!

Bossun: Don't follow my orders!

Himeko: Huh?!

pg17:

Bossun: It-
It stopped...

Himeko: Bossun!!!
Bossun: H-Help me up....
Switch: This guy sure is interesting.

pg18:

Himeko: That was too close for comfort.
Switch: So how did you make it stop?

Bossun: A paradox.

Bossun: "Don't follow my orders!"
How do you follow the order to not follow orders?
In the end, no matter the choice, there will be a contradiction.
Thus, Jubanni couldn't come to the logical conclusion

Bossun: And there was a logic error.
That's all.

Himeko: Ohh I see!
Switch: Good job, using Jubanni's adaptive mind like that.

pg19:

Bossun: WHewww I'm bushed.
Take this suit off me, Switch.

Switch: You just have to say "Unequip".
Bossun: OK
Unequip!

Switch: ...but now

Switch: The system was forcibly shut down due to the logic error.
It'll take some time to reboot it...

Switch: About 3 days should do.
Bossun: ...!!

Himeko: Hey Bossun, I brought some onigiri.
Bossun: F-
Feed me....

[Español] [Translation] Sket Dance 24 by Vankazen

2010-12-06T12:51:28+00:00

SKET DANCE 24

Créditos: cnet128 (Trad. Jap-Eng)

Quote:

Reservado para Mangamudd Scanlation

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[Derecha: Campus Times]
[Arriba: Los miembros del Consejo Estudiantil, en lo más alto.]
[Al lado de la foto: La Asociación de las Arañas, desintegrada.]
[Insertado: ¡Los hechos gloriosos del último capítulo! ¡¡El Consejo Estudiantil al pleno!!]
Bossun: Da-da-da~h-da-la, da-da-da-da-la-da, cha-ta-ta-ta, cha-ta-ta-ta, cha-la-la-la-cha, ¡¡HEY!!
[Textito: Canción estilo rock-escolar]
Himeko: Tío, está de mal humor...
Switch: Lo que pasa es que no soporta que el Consejo Estudiantil le supere.
Bossun: Pero en serio, tí~o... ¿No es algo terrible? Tene~mos que hacernos con algo gordo para ponernos a su nivel...
Himeko: ¡Tú lo has dicho! Últimamente no hemos podido hacer nada...
Switch: En ese caso... Por lo visto ha habido varios incidentes estas últimas semanas, relacionados con robos de mochilas que han tenido lugar cerca de la escuela. Si atrapamos al culpable, ¿Sería suficiente?
Bossun: ¡¡Eso es!!

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Sket Dance
Capítulo 24: El Proyecto Manga del Sket-Dan
Bossun: ¡¡Vayamos a pillar a ese tío!!
Himeko: ¡¡Sí!!
Bossun: ¿Eh?
Hinohara: Ah... // ¿Tenéis un momento?
[Insertado: ¿Hm? ¿Este no es...Shinohara? (No, no puede ser...)]
Bossun: ¿¡UN MANGA-KA!?

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Bossun: Qué demonios... Cuando dijiste eso de "recopilar información", supuse que sería para que aspirases a ser reportero de un periódico o algo de eso. // ¿Pero un manga-ka...? Hmm... Si quieres mi opinión, es muy raro.
Himeko: Sí, nunca se oye nada bueno de ellos. / "No tienen sentido común"... "Son todos unos raritos y unos frikis"... // "Sólo son gente optimista sin empleo"... // "Para cuando acaban un manuscrito, tienen unas barbas espesas y una cara grasienta"...
Bossun: ¡¡Basta!! ¿¡¡De dónde sacas todo eso!!?
Hinohara: Ah, sí, bueno, lo que pasa es que... Tengo pensado escribir un manga escolar, y pensé en hablar con varios alumnos para captar la esencia de un instituto.
[Caja: Manga-ka: Hinohara Enta]
[N/T: Sí, es una parodia intencionada del autor de Sket Dance, Shinohara Kenta. Aquí, Hinohara Enta]
Hinohara: ¡Y, por supuesto, si me encuentro con algunos personajes interesantes, podría usarles como una especie de modelos! // Así que, primero, fui a ver al Consejo Estudiantil de esta escuela... / ¡Son un grupo muy interesante, ¿No creéis?!
Bossun: ¿¡El Consejo Estudiantil!?
Hinohara: Cada uno de sus miembros tiene una personalidad y rasgos únicos... ¡No pude evitar convertirme en uno de sus fans! // ¡Me han dado BASTANTES ideas para este manga! // [Pequeñito]¡Hey, mira esto! // ¡Conseguí hacerme con una foto de Unyuu-san y Daisy-san juntas![/Pequeñito] // ¡¡Siendo sinceros, pensaba hacer que ellos fuesen los protagonistas, y que resolviesen los problemas que hay por el campus!! / Aunque no estoy completamente seguro... // ¡Pero sí, son gente totalmente maravillosa, maravillosa os digo!
Bossun: ¡¡¡Cállate ya!!! / ¡¡Si tanto les quieres, ¿¡Por qué nos necesitas a nosotros, eh!?!! / ¡¡Vete a tu casa y escribe tu estúpido manga!! / ¡¡Aunque apuesto lo que quieras a que va a ser una mierda!!
Hinohara: ¿¡Quééé!? / Oh... Bueno... lo cierto es...

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Hinohara: ¡El Consejo Estudiantil me dijo que viniese aquí!
Flashback de Soujirou: Si buscas a gente interesante, sé dónde puedes mirar. ¿Qué te parece si vas y juzgas por ti mismo?
Hinohara: ¿Es cierto que vosotros resolvéis problemas que tiene la gente? ¡Ese no es el tipo de club que se suele ver! // Resultasteis ser más interesantes que el Consejo Estudiantil... // ¡Pensé en usaros a vosotros como modelos en vez de a ellos!
Bossun: ¿Nos usarías... / ...como los modelos para los personajes... // ...de un manga real?
[Caja 1: El manga de Sket comienza]
[Caja 2: Gran éxito, se convierte en anime]
[Caja 3: ¿Que basaste a tus personajes en gente real?]
[Caja 4: ¡¡GANO UN PASTÓN!!]
Bossun: Siento muchísimo... / ...nuestro comportamiento de antes.
Hinohara: ¿¡Hm!? / De... ¿De veras?
Bossun: ¡¡Himeko, sírvele al chico un poco de té!! / ¡¡Tenemos del bueno, el que nos trajo Yabasawa-san, ¿Verdad?!!
Hinohara: Bueno, pues... / Lo que hace bueno a un manga son los personajes. // Así que lo que me interesaría realmente es ver cómo sois. // Y, por supuesto, el líder sería el protagonista principal...

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Hinohara: Así que... Emm... ¿Quién sería el líder...?
Bossun: ¡¡Ese soy yo!! / ¡¡Yo!! ¡¡Yo soy el líder!! // (¡Por fín ha llegado mi oportunidad!)
Himeko: Sí, Bossun es un gran tipo. / Sería un gran protagonista, no lo dudes.
Hinohara: ¡Genial! / Bueno, pues... // ¿Tienes algún tipo de habilidad especial?
Bossun/Himeko: ¿Habilidad especial? // ............ // S-Sí... / Una habilidad especial... // .............................. // Espera un poco, ¿Vale...? // Habilidad........................ Especial............ // ...........................¿Habilidad especial?
Himeko: ¡¡Hey!! / ¿¡Y qué te parece aquello!? ¡¡Ya sabes, lo de las gafas!!
Bossun: ¡¡Oh, sí!!
Himeko: ¿Seguro?
Bossun: ¡¡Claro, eso es!! ¡¡Todavía no sé cómo lo pude olvidar!!
Hinohara: ¿Hm? // ¿Qué es eso?

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Bossun: Tengo el poder... // ...de concentrarme increíblemente.
Hinohara: Concentrarte... ¿...Concentrarte? / ¿Qué narices?
Bossun: ¡¡No lo digas así!! ¡¡Es un poder genial, ¿Vale?!!
Hinohara: ¿En serio? / ¿Estás seguro de que puedes contar eso siquiera como una "habilidad especial"? ¿No lo exageras un poco?
Himeko: Tío...Parece que este chico no lo entiende, eh... Hazle una demostración.
Bossun: Qué remedio...
Hinohara: ¿Demostración...?
Himeko: ¡¡Cuando Bossun se coloca las gafas, se activa su magnífico poder de concentración total!! ¡¡Sólo fíjate!!

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Bossun: ¡¡¡Fiuf!!!
SFXs: Haa
Himeko: Estás... ¿Estás bien?
Bossun: Sí... // Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio... // Llevaba mucho tiempo sin hacerlo... // Estoy cansadísimo... // Fiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf... // Tiiiiioo...
Hinohara: ...............
Bossun: Fiuf... // En~ serio... // ...Menuda concentración me acabo de marcar...
Hinohara: ¿¡EN QUÉ!?

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Hinohara: ¿¡¡Llamas a eso una habilidad especial!!? // ¡Es demasiado aburrido! ¿¡¡Cómo esperas que use eso en un manga!!?
Bossun: ¿¡Eh!? ¿¡Eh!? ¿¡Qué!? ¡¡No, no, te equivocas!!! / ¡¡¡No tienes ni idea de lo fuerte que me estaba concentrando ahora mismo!!! // Supongo que no es algo que puedas entender sólo viendo, ¿Eh?
Hinohara: ¡¡¡Por eso es tan inútil!!!
Himeko: Sí, supongo que a no ser que la uses en algo, no querrá trabajar en ella.
Bossun: Está bien. ¡Espera un momento, y verás cómo paso este hilo por el ojo de la aguja!
Hinohara: ¿¡¡Qué clase de protagonista de un manga shônen haría eso!!? / ¡Es ridículo! / ¿¡¡De qué serviría eso!!?// Esto es absurdo. Creo que después de todo haré un manga del Consejo Estudiantil. / Lamento las molestias.
Bossun: Ah - / Ah - / ¡¡¡Espera un minuto!!! // ¡¡Un arma!!! / ¡¡¡Tengo un arma!!!
Hinohara: ¿Un arma?
Bossun: ¡Eso es! / ¡¡Un arma que uso con el poder de la concentración!!
Himeko: ¡¡Ahhh!! // ¡Es verdad, tienes una así! / ¡Sí, sí, enséñasela!
Hinohara: ¿Un arma que usa tu poder de concentración? // ¿¡No te referirás... // ...a algo como potenciar tu Ki!? // ¿Es eso? ¿Es algo así?
Bossun: .........

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Bossun: Emm... Bueno... // Yo lo llamo mi "tirachinas"... / ...Sí... // Tiro bolas de Pachinko con él... // Soy bueno en ello...
N/T: Son esas bolitas pequeñas que se ganan en las máquinas de Pachinko, si alguno ha visto Shin-Chan, en un capítulo salen.
Hinohara: Secundario, quizá hasta terciario...
Bossun: ¿Eh?
Hinohara: ¡Quizá un personaje secundario, o terciario incluso, ¿Vale?! ¡¡Sólo quizá, ¿Vale?!! / ¿¡Pero un PROTAGONISTA con un tirachinas!? ¿¡Un tirachinas con el que lance bolas de Pachinko!? / ¡¡Jamás!!
Bossun: ............... // ¡¡Hay más!! ¡¡¡Tengo otra habilidad especial!!!
Himeko: ¡¡Claro!! ¡¡Dísela!!
Hinohara: ...Está bien, le escucharé. / Adelante, ya me da igual.
Bossun: Bueno... / Sí...
Himeko: ¡Oh, venga, díselo de una vez! / ¡Ten confianza en ti mismo!
Hinohara: Estoy esperando... ¿Me lo vas a decir o no? // Más vale que sea algo que encaje perfectamente en un protagonista...

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Bossun: ...Puedo dibujar bastante bien.
Hinohara: ¡¡PRESTA ATENCIÓN!! // ¿¡Cuántas veces tengo que decírtelo!? ¡¡¡Estamos hablando del protagonista de un manga shônen!!! // ¡¡¡Todo lo que dices no son más que tonterías!!!
Bossun: Quizá... Quizá tengas razón... / Sí, la tienes...
Himeko: ¡¡Oh, mierda!! / ¡Ha perdido toda su confianza!
Hinohara: Vale...Olvidémonos de las habilidades especiales. // ¿Qué me puedes decir de tu personalidad?
Bossun: ¿Personalidad? // Personalidad... // Sí... Mi personalidad...
Himeko: ¡Eres amable! // Eres amable, ¿Verdad, Bossun?
Hinohara: Eso es algo demasiado simple, no serviría.

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Hinohara: Decir que eres amable, o animado... ¡Ese tipo de cosas ya no funcionan hoy en día! // Necesitamos algo realmente impactante. ¡Algo que resuma la personalidad de tu personaje en una sola palabra! / ¡Ahora, dime esa palabra!
Bossun: ............ // Mi personalidad... / ...en una palabra... // S - Soso.
Hinohara: ¿¡¡PERO QUÉ CLASE DE PROTAGONISTA SERÍA ESE!!? // ¡Ugh! ¡Se acabó! ¡Me iré ya a casa! ¡¡Lamento haberos molestado!!
Bossun: Vale... / Lamento haberte molestado de ese modo...
Himeko: ¡¡¡BOSSU~~~~N!!! / ¡¡¡No te rindas!!! // ¡¡¡Y TÚ ESPÉRATE AHÍ!!!

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Himeko: ¿¡¡¡POR QUÉ NO TE FIJAS MEJOR EN BOSSUN, PERDEDOR!!!? / ¡¡ESTE ES EL TÍO QUE CREÓ EL MALDITO SKET-DAN!! // ¡¡¡COMO SE TE OCURRA SUBESTIMARLE, TE PATEARÉ EL CULO!!!
Hinohara: .........
Bossun: ...Hime-neesama...
Hinohara: Tú... / ¿Cómo te llamas?
Himeko: ¿¡Hm!?
Hinohara: ¿Te importa si te hago unas pocas preguntas?
Himeko: Todo el mundo me llama Himeko...
Bossun: ¡¡¡Espera un minuto!!! / ¿¡¡Por qué te interesa tanto Himeko de repente!!? // ¡¡Estamos hablando del protagonista de un manga shônen!! ¡¡Himeko es una CHICA!!
Hinohara: Cierto... ¡Pero la bronca que me echó ahora me sorprendió! ¡Es un personaje increíble!
Bossun: ¡¡No, no!! ¡Créeme, es un personaje limitadísimo, sin profundidad alguna! / ¡Tiene muy poca paciencia, así que le encanta pelear, aunque sea una chica! ¡Joder, pero si pelea con un stick de hockey! ¿¡¡Cómo mierda llamarías tú a eso!!?
Himeko: Grr...
Bossun: ¡Solía ser una criminal legendaria, la "Onihime", así que todo el mundo le tiene miedo, eso es todo! ¡¡No es más que una paleta de Osaka a la que le gustan unas piruletas asquerosas!!

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Bossun: ¿¡Cómo podría ser una idiota como ella la inspiración de un protagonista!?
Hinohara: ¡¡Es perfecto!! / ¡¡¡Totalmente perfecto!!! // Himeko-san, ¿Te apetecería ir a tomar algo a la cafetería?
Himeko: ¿Hm? ¿Y eso? ¿Quieres invitarme a tomar algo?
Bossun: ¿¡¡PERO QUÉ PASA CONTIGO!!? ¿¡¡ADÓNDE SE FUE TODA ESA TENSIÓN!!? / ¿¡¡ME ESTÁS VOLVIENDO A DEJAR DE LADO!!? ¡¡¡NO TE PERDONARÉ POR ELLO!!!
Switch: Ah, pero sabes... Es prácticamente imposible entender el encanto de Bossun a partir de una entrevista tan simple como esta.
Hinohara: ¿¡Hmm!?
Bossun: Hey... ¡Espera un minuto! ¡¡No te entrometas así como así, ¿Entiendes?!! / ¡¡¡Basta!!!
Hinohara: ¿Hm? ¿Qué es eso? / ¿Y esa voz ahora mismo? ¿Eres ventrílocuo?
Switch: No, es un programa de síntesis de voz artificial. ¿Algún problema?
Hinohara: ¿Pero por qué?
Switch: Porque no me apetece hablar. ¿Algún problema?
Hinohara: ...............

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Hinohara: ¿Puedo preguntarte tu nombre?
Switch: La gente me llama Switch.
Hinohara: ¿Tienes algo que hacer ahora?
Switch: No tengo nada que hacer ahora.
Bossun: ¡¡Whoa!! ¡¡¡Espera!!! // ¡¡No lo entiendes, ¿Verdad?!! ¡¡¡Este tío sería un pésimo protagonista!!! // Puede que la gente arme un jaleo sólo porque sea atractivo e inteligente, pero cuando le conoces en profundidad, no es más que un simple otaku, ¿¡Vale!? / Siempre se entromete y se comporta como un idiota en los peores momentos posibles, ¡¡Pero tras esa apariencia no es más que un friki estúpido!! // ¡¡Sólo parece ser un tipo molón porque nadie sabe lo que le pasa por la cabeza!! ¡Sabe demasiado de casi todo! ¡Construye aparatos raros! ¡¡Y tiene un modo terrible de escribir cuando envía correos!!
Hinohara: ¡¡¡TENGO QUE USARLE!!!
Bossun: ¡¡¡GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Hinohara: ¿Te importaría acompañarme a algún restaurante, y así hablamos mientras tomamos algo?
Switch: No tengo nada que hacer ahora.
Himeko: Jo, tío... ¡Yo también quiero ir...!
Bossun: ¡¡SUFICIENTE!! ¡¡Esta visita se ACABÓ!! // ¡¡¡VETE A TU CASA A ESCRIBIR ESE MANGA TAN ABURRIDO SOBRE EL CONSEJO ESTUDIANTIL!!!

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Hinohara: Bueno, pues... // Encantado de haberos conocido... // Supongo que después de todo tendré que escribir ese manga del Consejo Estudiantil...
Bossun: .....................
Hinohara: ¡¡Ay...!! // Ugh...... // ¿Hm? // ¿¡Qué!?
Bossun: ¿Pasa algo?
Hinohara: ¡¡Mi mochila!! / ¡¡Alguien me la ha robado!! // ¡¡¡Esa mochila contiene todos mis preciados borradores!!!
Bossun: ¿¡¡Quééé!!?

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Hinohara: ¡Devuélvemelo! ¡¡Mis trabajos!!
Bossun: ¡Para! ¡¡¡No serás capaz!!! // Hazte a un lado. // Himeko... Ve a por él.
Himeko: ¡Vale!
Bossun: ¡¡¡Hace un viento muy fuerte!!! / ¡¡¡Switch!!!
Switch: Un viento sur-suroeste, de 11.6 metros por segundo.
Bossun: (Cálmate... // Vale... Lo tengo. // Sólo un poco hacia la derecha... // ¡¡AHORA!!)

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Ladrón: ¡¡¡Ayyy!!!

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Ladrón: ¡Guaaahh!
Himeko: ¡Te tengo!
Ladrón: ¡¡Ungh!!
Hinohara: ¡¡Gracias, de verdad!! ¡¡Me salvasteis el pellejo ahora mismo!!
Bossun: Lo que llevabas ahí significa mucho para ti, ¿No?
Hinohara: Sí... Esos borradores lo son todo para mí. // Tengo que daros las gracias. // ¡Además, menudo trabajo en equipo tan increíble hicisteis! / ¡Todo pasó tan rápido que me quedé impactado! // ¡Me habéis impresionado! // ¡Supongo que esa es la verdadera fuerza del grupo de ayuda!
Bossun: ¡Así es! // ¡Y no lo olvides! // Porque nosotros somos...

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Bossun: ¡¡El Sket-Dan!!!
Hinohara: Guaaau... // Jajaja... / ¡Me acabáis de dar una gran idea! / ¡¡Seguro que la convertiré en un manga brillante!!
Bossun: ¡Guau! ¡¡Eso es genial!! / ¡¡Nos alegra mucho oírlo!!
Hinohara: ¡¡Está bien...!! ¡¡¡Voy a esforzarme muchísimo!!!
[Texto: Y así, un poco más tarde...]
[¡La nueva serie "¡Somos el Consejo Estudiantil!" hace su debut!]
Himeko: ¿¡¡¡PERO QUÉ PUÑETAS!!!?
[Insertado: ¿¡¡Así que al final les escogió a ellos!!?]

SKET DANCE 24 -- FIN